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RAC FM Funky Friday Sponsored by Alphagrowth.io #QuakeShake
Recorded: March 28, 2025 Duration: 2:24:30Space Recording
Short Summary
Exciting developments in the crypto space as Stargaze announces a new partnership aimed at streamlining storage solutions, alongside the launch of a DAO widget that enhances accessibility for creators. These innovations reflect a growing trend towards user-friendly interfaces in the blockchain ecosystem.
Full Transcription
Thank you. . Alright, babe-ons, I sent you the, er, I sent you the cord, darling.
Should have it right. you
gmgm fam are you there yeah Yeah Hello B-bands
You got some messed up sound again have you darling
Can't hear it
No I just got in
Just give me two seconds
I literally was like
I went to the bathroom last night
And I saw the message from Thailand
Saying that you were in an earthquake
Yeah I'm going gonna do the introduction
then we'll uh then we'll get talking i i'll do it so yes uh rock fm family it is with a bit of a
like weird heavy heart that we uh put on a shorter day it's uh friday the 28th of march 2025 and uh
we've just had the most like random thing've one of the most random things I've ever experienced in my life like I've first time I've ever ever experienced or felt anything to do with an earthquake and fuck me man it's not what I thought it would be. vivid extremely surreal everybody just themselves nobody knew what's going on
it's extremely rare for us to even get like tremors from from other earthquakes
that have happened right it just doesn't happen here the vast majority of the
buildings the built under no earthquake code unlike there are in places like japan etc
there's just videos all over fucking pieces falling off buildings i've got a crack outside
of my front door uh gone up to the roof we've got uh ceilings beveled in our building
uh but that's the introduction i mean fucking hell b-bands darling can i actually tell you what how
how my experience went today because it was wild like i can still i can hear it in your voice yeah
tell me so i've been in a couple of earthquakes and stuff they weren't of really big magnitude but
i can't imagine that one of that strong magnitude so we had three right we had a 7.7 7.4 then 6.4
and the whole thing the whole experience lasted for about 30 seconds but listen to this
i honestly thought i was having like a stroke or something because like i said i've never ever
ever been anywhere where there's ever been any even a tremor or anything i mean i've been in
cyclones i've been in like really bad flooding i've been in loads of like few natural disaster
type situations but i i'm so lucky that my uh 1pm to 2pm cancelled right so when I got the updated email of the schedule I was like 8.30, 9.30, 10.30 to 11.30 right
and then this afternoon I only had 2 till 3 and then 4 till 5, me 1 till 2 was cancelled
and me 3 till 4 was cancelled so I was like all right so I rolled a couple of Jimmy Cliffs you
know at lunchtime and I went down to the canal and i thought i'm not about work or two and then i went to the noodle stall and after the noodles i went
next door to p mam's the little shop she's got like a table and chairs like at the front of the
shop you know like a little mom and pop shop and uh i've got me sell a bottle of sprite and that
and i just sat down and i sparred up a fucking ciggy and then
like i didn't even i didn't even feel the ground or anything shaking right what happened is i started shaking so i'm sitting on this little like stone stool at the front of her like shop like you
know imagine like a house was being converted into a shop now i honestly didn't know what was wrong with me now i'll explain the feeling but
i thought i was either like having a stroke or i was having a brain aneurysm like i thought
that was your body's like your body you're like trembling from your core your core is
trembling from yes the earthquake is shaking because i remember waking up to earthquake
I remember waking up to Earthquake and feeling like my whole body was like vibrating.
and feeling like my whole body was like vibrating
B-Bands, it was like me brain, like me brain was shaking in its brain cavity.
Like, like it wasn't, honestly, I didn't feel like the floor was moving.
I was moving.
So what happened was, right?
I mean, look, I thought about this today in my own head and I was thinking, you know, this is what it's like.
If anybody like that listens in on the replay or whatever, like if you know what I'm talking about, you'll know you.
You can do things where you'll get an immense, real quick, short high.
Right. So when you're a kid, you know, you'll sniff things like solvents, glue, blah, blah, blah.
There's lots of stuff you can you know nail nail varnish
remover through a cloth there's loads of things you can like sniff like aerosols whatever to get
you high right and unlike other things like say like shrooms or acid or ease or whatever
there are very high high you know you would call it you get the wah-wah you know wah-wah-wah-wah
in your head right called the wah-wahs it's like if
you take like massive hits of like poppers if you've never had like poppers for ages and you
take a few massive hits and you just get the overwhelming like wah-wah-wah-wah-wah in your head
that is exactly the feeling i got so like like kind of like almost blurred vision as well like
almost like my vision was shaken and i i got worried and I thought I was gonna have a stroke or an aneurysm
or something because I knew that I wasn't high and I hadn't touched anything
and I certainly obviously didn't you know sniff solvents these days but the
the closest I can attribute to it is like when you get that real high
sensation like wah wah wow why you know off
something like that some form of like chemical and i i so i was sitting down the first one hit
and i thought whoa what the is that right and i thought if there's something wrong with me like
i'm gonna have to try to stand up so as i like kind of figured i tried to figure out what was
going on i didn't know i went to stand up and then literally like me legs and everything just started shaking so
that was the second one and then i was like whoa and i put my hand on the table thinking i'm going
to fall over here i literally thought i was having a brain aneurysm or something honestly or a stroke
put me a hand on the cable then it happened again and then i was kind of in a trance and then all i saw was
the the women from the security office which is like two doors along from the shop right so next
door's empty the next one along is where the security office is for the like they've got a
security firm and they all just started running out and the two women looked at me and they were
like marlo marlo like come here come here and they were like looking up at the buildings i didn't
know if there'd been a gas explosion but they were looking up at the buildings like like as if the buildings
were going to fall down like they've got these like three four story townhouses like outside of
the condo as i got out in the street they were like and they ran up the street away from like
where they were i just followed them and then everybody just came out we were all in the middle of the street and then the entire condo just flooded out literally like all the kids like
because it's the school holidays here as well so all the kids are off everybody just flooded out
in the street and then kind of like it took about five minutes nobody knew what had happened for
like five minutes and then obviously like the news started coming out on social media and it was like
five minutes and then obviously like the news started coming out on social media and it was like
hell i mean i'm not i'm not going to use the word scared because i didn't know what i'm about to be
scared about like i didn't even know that it was a earthquake was happening i mean there's
manor down there he's probably been through this a few times with the part of the world he's in right
but i actually thought i had like you know when you
hear about these people get a brain aneurysm and then they'll like drop down dead like within like
five seconds ten seconds you know what i'm talking about i honestly thought that was happening
babe i honestly thought that was happening i shit me pants i really shit myself it's really shaking
me up like i'm i'm a nervous wreck right now like
i can hear your voice and everyone's themselves in case there's aftershocks
my mom's telling me to go and stay in a little bungalow tonight she's like dinner
gone back in the condo i've just took a video you know i've got there's proper
and massive cracks outside of my door.
massive cracks outside of me door like you know where me gate is like uh bolted on the wall
Like, you know,
where my gate is like bolted onto the wall?
Fuck.
So what do you,
what do you think you're going to do?
I mean, good morning, Red Eye.
What do you think you're going to do?
You're going to,
is there somewhere you can stay
that is not in a fucking tall ass building?
Because you're like on the fourth or sixth floor, right?
Sixth floor, I am six out of seven.
And the thing about where I am and all,
it's fucking,
it's probably a
good thing like but the building's old as so there's a couple we've got a couple of beveled
ceilings on the uh third and fourth floor a couple of the ceilings of like beveled down
we've got like two cracked steps on the first floor as you because in thailand there's no ground
floor tall first as you come in like because the elevator's still down they're busy actually trying to fix the elevator now they were trying to fix the elevator at the
time it happened to poor uh we've got a couple of cracks on the steps but they've had a dude in
looking at it and uh i mean i don't know i suppose i can go and there is some little uh little resort
with some little bungalows not that far but just means i've got a park i've got to go and jump in taxis i've got to like i didn't know if it's worth it like to
be honest like i just i'm just really glad that i wasn't having a stroke or an aneurysm which for
like 30 seconds i actually thought i was gonna drop down dead in the middle of the street like
randomly like i was wiped out the like bands
really freaky like jm red eye son it's a good thing you weren't tripping you imagine that
me can you imagine i should have been online me one o'clock or two cancelled so i was out of the condo the wrecking our condo shaking like side to side like is that a bunch of motorbikes or is that the sound of
the building shaking behind you like dude did you see the uh have you seen the videos of all
the rooftop pools all over bangkok spilling the water over the top and that no that's
but babe answer did you see them? The videos I sent you?
The rooftop pools?
Yes.
I got a bunch of videos and stuff.
You sent me a couple?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, that building's come down.
Stop.
The building's come down in Chattachak.
It's a government complex that we're building. You talking about the one with the water the one with the pool that came down
no no the pools there so there's about uh five or six buildings that had rooftop pools where
they shook that much that the water all come over the side of the building uh but there's a full
like full massive skyscraper under construction come down
in the northern area of bangkok called chatterchak there's at least 43 uh workers dead on the one
site there's like they're so lucky that it was like just after lunch time because you know they
do the split lunches there was actually quite a few people who weren't in the building if it was like half past two three o'clock the building would have been entirely full like to for only
43 to have been caught i mean red eye you're talking like 9 11 style you know this big
massive building just crumbled oh yeah oh yeah i'm looking at him
for the one that's like halfway through this uh construction yeah that's the one yeah seeing
the glass come down too it's like damn they were so close huh isn't it it makes yeah it
makes me think about all these buildings in uh vegas it's like all glass you know that
shit breaks yeah but the build like like San Francisco every single building
is built to an earthquake code right like the building code has to so it's same as Japan right
inside the building probably than the outside correct correct mate exactly it's the same in
Japan when they had the gigantic earthquake that uh caused uh fukushima they showed like the buildings
moving like the building with the like movable tolerance right don't they have this in uh
saudi arabia as well those types of like just these massive massive counterweights
uh yeah well the burj caliph i actually watched that about the burj caliph door
Yeah, well, the Burj Khalif, I actually watched that about the Burj Khalif.
So the Burj Khalif, I think it was huge, the difference between the temperatures of the day and the night
and the temperatures between the summer and the winter, right?
There was more engineering that actually went into that part of the Burj Khalif than anything else in the world.
They've got a very very very
amazing like a self-regulating like system to be able to keep it all in check it's very
it's the most like advanced that's ever been done on earth and that is just to cope with heat that's got nothing to do with the earthquakes but i was reading about the differences i think
they were talking about the differences were like a one meter 35 or something
The difference between like its height between its coldest point and its hottest point
And they were like no building in the world can tolerate that degree. So that had to do like special ship
That's a lot. I mean you think about bridges, you know, I'm sure they've got these in Thailand where you have concrete bridges
Bridges, you know, I'm sure they've got these in Thailand where you have concrete bridges.
You have like these metal teeth that kind of connect to the different parts of the,
they're like built in sections.
And they've got these areas with like tolerances for the concrete to swell and shrink.
But we're talking about, you know, probably an inch, maybe two inches or something like that.
Not a fucking meter and a half or whatever you
said dude dude you know which you talked about that i i'd never really experienced it before
because i'd only been on fairly like small suspension bridges and stuff uh but the you
know the bridge it's not a suspension bridge but you know the uh sydney harbor bridge the one in
australia the big one where they do the fireworks from yeah it's the whole like road is in different sections and it actually moves so there's like a
walkway and there's like an elevated walkway on the top and i am not you bro i've never been on
a bridge where the parts move and you can feel them move when all the traffic goes over and
me and my missus is walking along the sydney harbour bridge right and it's moving and i'm like what's going on and you can actually get to the point where
where the gap is like where it's separated and it's just constantly moving and it's like whoa
it's scary as if you're not used to it you don't know about it and you're like
you experience a bridge moving you're like this it's proper mad like
do you know he's from my part of the world him you know he's the same guy that created the bridge in
my city very famous you know him he killed himself after he did the bridge he walked into the uh
sea at the bondi b and was never seen again he killed himself
george uh george something his name is very famous um did they say why he killed himself
or was there like something going on he just ended the bridge and he's like my life's work
is complete i want to die now like i kind of remember what it was there's a story behind
it or something i think there might have been a bird involved or something or he's divorced
or some like that but he's a very famous man there's a plaque uh i got a picture of the plaque there's a very lovely plaque with all
these day deals on but he's literally from from my part of the world i we've got like three of
them bridges where i live on three different rivers did you uh this is somewhat of a pivot
did you listen to the most recent uh jre episode i think it came out yesterday it was
scott pain but with a doctor oh his name is scott pain he's a fbi uh special agent is he the
whistleblower dude is it the whistleblower dude i no no no no it it just came basically he's a retired he's a retired uh undercover fbi special agent
and he did all these different um stuff where he he did you know he moved with the bike again
yeah yeah yeah um yeah he did the outlaw uh like he was in the outlaw biker gang infiltrating them for like three years and then he
did columbian drug lords uh and it was interesting the dude is from uh very he he used to live very
close to where i live which is interesting so like he's when he's initially talking about where he
was growing up and where he works i was like i fucking know these places i know exactly where he's talking about um but then he started talking about you
know his time in the fbi which is like i have no idea about any of these places but um it was
fucking insane listening to those stories about him infiltrating the outlaws dude i've been he's
been on a couple of podcasts before so a couple of the like uh
true crime ones i've seen him before though i know exactly who you're talking about yeah he
tells some wild stories doesn't he about how lucky he was not to get like made and stuff like that
when he was in the motorcycle club right dude that was i was i wanted to go back and listen to it again. I was so on my edge listening to this.
I was like, holy fucking shit.
Yeah, he goes down there.
It's like one of the few times I think they were getting really close to busing him.
It's like we need to get video, audio, everything, what they're doing.
I think they were going to set up a protection for selling 40 kilos of coke
and they said he had been into this into you know their clubhouse many times and this time they took
him into the one door room that he never saw anyone go in you weren't allowed to touch it took
him down there was like basically like a root cellar you know like a little eight by maybe an eight by eight room and everyone had their guns
out had rope out noose and they're like we need you to strip we need to check you for everything
and yeah barely didn't like strip them naked uh you know guns pointed at him the whole time barely
and they got a bunch of info from him like trying to get him to give him info.
And they just barely did not find his wire.
And he ended up finding out.
It's like the president of the outlaws at the time had been the one to tell him, like, you need to check this dude.
Even though you've been doing jobs with him, whatever, you're not arrested.
Like, check him. You never know.
And it was just fucking insanely wild to hear this. And then also, you know, like hearing him talk about the people he was working with and the outlaws
saying like, Oh, you're my brother. I love you. Blah, blah, blah.
It's like getting to him emotionally.
It's like, you're eventually going to have to, uh,
break that relationship, which I also found interesting like he mentioned
His definition of undercover work is like building relationships that you're eventually gonna betray like god damn that sounds horrible
Did he tell a story about the where Vegas where they ended up like where he had a phone it in and
therefore they had to like uh so
it was either it was the outlaws and they were going to vegas for something i think someone had
died or something and then like the hell's angels or whatever got the call that it was going to
happen and there was going to be like an absolute bloodbath on the streets of vegas so he'd like
rang it in and then like they got picked up by the LVPD.
Actually, I want to talk about the LVPD in a minute.
Did he talk about that story?
He didn't talk about Vegas, but he did say he did go to Sturgis.
This was getting really close to when he got,
I think he called it safeguarded, which is when he fails his,
he elects to get a psychological evaluation, which he fails.
He knew he would fail. But he talked about going to Sturgis to meet up with,
which is like this massive motorcycle event that happens every year up in South Dakota.
He went up there, and he said within an hour, there were five people that got shot.
Yeah, there's Hell's angels point blank shooting at
outlaws uh i don't know you know do you know about do you know about australia do you know
about what happened in australia uh with like the big big fight in like the late 80s where the
loads of them died and like proper seriously injured between the uh i think it's between
the outlaws and the uh common chiros definitely the common
chiros i think the others were the outlaws did you know about this or not like at the event like
bro there was like in australia that's kind of interesting like oh the bike dude bike is in new
zealand or australia are a wild man we've got them in thailand we've got proper hell's angels i'm on that uh some dudes just being killed and put in a pit like is it i mean do you know bikings you know
bikings run australia basically i could actually see that is it uh like is it asian people in the
hell's angels are they like no no no no no no i mean most of them in thailand are nearly all like australian or kiwi
i mean it's the bike culture in australia is phenomenally huge like bro but they're like an
event you know like a like a saturday fate you know like the weekend fates that they have you
know what i'm talking about oh yeah and i mean they were ready for trouble they were all tooled
up i think there was probably like 11 12 13 of them killed or something killed or seriously injured but there was like uh there was women
involved there was it was all families and everything man brought was absolute carnage
it's the day that like australia drew the they were quite soft on the gangs up until then from
that day onwards it just cracked down insanely bad like dude insanely bad it's a really good story
actually there's a class uh youtube documentary bit definitely common chiros i'm trying to think
that it might have been the bandidos or the outlaws it's but it was definitely the cop rose 1980 87 88
maybe 89 really good story like red eye if you like that sort of you'd really like the document
the full-on documentary that the main dude was a cracker jack man but was really bad very very
bad staying in australian history at the time like a lot of people dead and injured and all
fucking hell i just looked it up it's called is it uh the melpera Massacre. That's the one. Yep.
When was that?
Even on Wikipedia, they call it a
bikey shootout.
Dude, I thought this was just your
vernacular.
And I was like, holy fuck.
This is actually on Wikipedia.
It was 1984 in
Sydney, New South Wales.
The Comancheros.
Well, the gunfight had its roots in the rivalry that developed after a group of commensurate broke away and formed the first banditos
motorcycle club in australia seven people were killed 28 injured uh and that was a catalyst to
change gun laws in new south wales yeah so that was that was the first start of the
gun laws and then obviously in 1996 they had the uh port port uh uh i forgot to call it in tasmania
they had you know the mass shooting that they had in tasmania in 1996 when they did the gun
amnesty and they basically took the guns off all australians that's it port arthur the port arthur massacre that was a scary one and all
that story's a mad story but allegedly i mean you know we've heard about these mass shooter mk ultra
things like that sounds like such a weird one like they had this they were trying to get rid of the
guns they were desperate in australia to get rid of them because everybody such a weird one like they had this they were trying to get rid of the
guns they were desperate in australia to get rid of them because everybody had a gun and then they
had that mass shooting and then what happened is they had the amnesty and literally everybody just
handed the guns straight over to the cops literally everybody just went to the cops i had a full on
amnesty and like everybody their guns, it was fucking crazy
But there's a lot of talk about how it was engineered by the government, this mass shooter situation, I don't know
Robbo, I just want to let you know that Amano had some advice for you, I put it up in the nest
He just wants to make sure you're nice and hydrated oh i had my sponsor i had my sponsor earlier i was do you know what i was that weirded out
uh by like about four o'clock or something i had to have a little cheeky like hour in bed i was
like ah if there's aftershocks i'm gonna sleep through them but uh yeah i've had a couple of
sponsors and i'm just on my second coffee now since i woke up earlier i just was chatting with
my mum and like that but hell man i kind of believe that it was an earthquake and i thought was something wrong
with me like i thought i was like either like i literally thought i was gonna heal over and die
like i thought i was having a brain aneurysm or a stroke like because b bands have never had that
feeling before darling i like flip-flops so i woke up to um or to i woke up
twice to earthquakes and when i woke up i actually the like the lamps were shaking and then i was
sitting in the bed when i woke up to the um earthquake because i was like half asleep i
thought andrew was like you know like having one of his sleeping, walking situations
where he's like up and around and moving the moving things and stuff like that. And I'm like
yelling at him and he's like, I'm not doing this, you know, because you don't, you don't know that
it's, you think it's happening like just to you. It's not happening anywhere else. So I totally
get that. I can't imagine it being that strong though. Like it was only like a like little earthquake that you know what I mean?
I can't even imagine a big one
Where were you be bands if you don't mind me asking where were you when this happened? Actually, there was in Montana
Whoa, yeah, there were two earthquakes in Montana and
They know that was on a tectonic clip little tremors and shit and like you'd be like oh you
know like little thing but like maybe I don't know how many years maybe like five well maybe
like eight years ago or something is when eight or nine years ago I felt like it was like within
within the year that I had felt two earthquakes It's crazy
And I didn't expect to see it in Montana
But there is a giant underground volcano
It's like the whole state of Montana
Oh, wait a minute
Is this related to Yellowstone or not?
Well, we live near Yellowstone
We live near Yellowstone
Because that's on one of the craziest
I don't think it has to do with that Yellowstone, no we were near yellowstone we live near yellowstone but because that's on one of the craziest
techno techno isn't that like the isn't that the world's super volcano though yellowstone right like what's underground it's like it's classed as a super volcano same as krakatoa right yeah
but it's like i think it's like across a few states but like i know like the whole state of montana is on top of a volcano do you know in the late 1800s uh
krakato when it went off uh so krakato it actually formed its own island it's off uh
it's off the coast of like uh western java and uh south of sumatra uh like where where the island of
sumatra like comes down so the island of sumatra is like a north to south island and then like when you say java it goes like west to east along like indonesia you know
the island the archipelago a toe turned the sky dark for a year you know do you know like crops
and everything died because of this it spread around the world you know late 1800s probably
around about uh 1885 1886 or something like that.
But it literally turned the sky black for a year, you know.
Really bad, like really crazy.
Like did all sorts of like damage all across the world.
One volcano, you know.
Real quick.
So, you know, I told you my dog is, she has a period and stuff.
My other dog is a man.
Well, she should be nearly finished. He's losing his shit so bad he bit her he was like biting her and like
freaking attacking her wow but she should be
screaming and stuff like she was like what the hell are you doing you crazy
little tick really really bitter Like blood, bitter Yeah
Like a few times because he was trying to
He's so in heat
Like nothing else matters
I actually kind of feel bad for the dog
Oh, it's them pheromones, man
They will drive them motherfuckers crazy
I told you my mate's dog put his head through the kitchen door
I mean, she should be nearly finished all right
um a little bit more i mean maybe one more day because it's like only dripping now so
yeah there's only there's only a certain time period where they actually get pregnant out of
the whole thing it's only about five five days or something isn't it it's been eight
okay well you've got about two weeks of the whole thing altogether, minimum.
It's at least about two weeks for the bitches, period.
But yeah, there's only about five days where they can get pregnant, I think.
Something like that.
It's a very short period of time.
What happened?
Apparently, the U.S. has divorced Canada.
Robby, do you have any more info on that oh my gosh like i said i didn't go to court i didn't go to our family court proceedings so i
didn't hear so so i mean look so that's mark carney the b-bans put in the nest right now
he can right off he's not going to get a look in, I don't think, unless they fix the machines, you know, the Dominion voting machines,
then we'll see.
So Pierre Polivier, who I think is going to be the next Prime Minister
of Canada, he made a kind of brutal speech yesterday.
Did you see the speech he made in British Columbia yesterday or not,
where he went off at about?
So he was talking about short-term pain but he was like within four years of our government like we'll do this we'll do that
like we'll not have to rely or need the us whatsoever pierre polaville was quite like
brutal towards his assessment of how he'll deal with trump and the the tariffs and liberation day
etc etc he was quite
it was quite like i do i give zero i'm not going to have trump like lauded over me he can right off
that's exactly what he said like he's talking about new markets for his energy for the lumber
opening up with europe so you know this now with canada and europe right isn't this the crack
canada's ganging up with europe to have a
go to america right you know you know about this or not oh yeah well at least to talk about it
i mean first of all trump's just trolling them for fun look if you've got an excess of trees
and right and you want to create these fire breaks and everything and you you want to restart your lumber trade like why not like it was only a few years
ago lumber costs went up like 250 in 12 months new houses became unaffordable to build because the
lumber was simply that expensive yeah you've got to do something like i get the steel i get the
aluminum tariffs like like why do you want to be bringing
it in when you can make it yourself like i kind of get like trump's attitude but canada just
gonna be little like embrace it you know what i mean either fight it or become the 51st dead
but yeah pia polavir was quite like adamant assessment
Polavir was quite like fucking Adam
in his assessment.
The tariffs
like directly affect my husband
because of what he does for
a living. Like directly
affect him.
Explain how.
My husband is a
truss designer.
So he designs trusses.
the wood that they get and stuff, you know, it comes on like barges and shit.
But like, or I mean, it comes on the train, but it comes from Canada.
Now, a lot of the, a lot of, because the tariffs now that that wood is going to be extra expensive.
But it's not because you're going to buy domestically.
Yeah, no, but what's happening now. there's so what it's not because not because you're going to buy domestically yeah no but
but what's happening now so all these other all these people that build houses and barns and
buildings they usually go to canada to order their um trusses because they it was cheaper
it's cheaper over there um but because of tariffs now it's no longer cheaper so it forces them to buy American but still the American
we have to have the we have to use the wood from here so I know that there's a little bit of the
wood that is that you can't get here you have to like get from Canada so we'll see what happens
but I'm kind of I'm kind of excited because it keeps it makes it so that there's more quotes
and there's more business in town
in in the states and having to go to canada and losing yeah well what's to the canadian lumber
yards and shit well what's going to happen with andrew then what might happen is that there might
be some kind of like uh like delay or backlog or short supply in the interim period but like
very soon the market will get flooded
like he's already signed all the executive orders and everything right to open up the lumber side of
things yeah uh i know that uh epa is on it i know that uh the da is on it the usda department
agriculture uh the interior like he mentioned about the the trifecta of them like working together isn't it
it's so it's the i think it's the department of agriculture the department of the interior and
the epa the three of them have got like a little mini task force on the goat for the lumber issue
i mean eventually though you think about the b bands it should actually be like a lot cheaper
for you guys so if you want to
go and build a house you're predominantly going to build it like mainly out of wood like that that
wood is going to come with a highly reduced cost so your house building can start again your house
building industry like those lumber costs man a few years ago like 12 months or something 250
it's unsustainable people just stopped building new houses
so i don't know sometimes short-term pain i think trump's acknowledged the short-term pain for a
long-term gain right well the last time i remember wood prices like lumber prices going up. This was during COVID because of supply chain issues.
That played a role in increasing the cost of new houses,
which we saw over COVID
prices of houses and land go up
considerably.
And then as interest rates started coming down,
as COVID was like being resolved,
we didn't see, well, it's just more expensive now
to actually get a loan for those houses.
So now you have like more expensive housing and also worse rates.
So we're still somewhat in that short-term pain from the previous...
There's all sorts of factors,, yeah, the housing, causing housing prices to go up short term is, it's always going to be painful for, you know, your most general population.
I just got a call from the school.
My son ripped his pants.
He split his pants in the butt crack.
Now I got to go bring him some pants.
No way.
He split his pants.
He split his pants.
I was trying to like go get some lattes.
And then Andrew's like, wait, I just got a message.
He's like, boy split his pants.
He needs a new pair of pants.
Gotta go to high school.
Oh my goodness.
Embarrassing.
I know.
He gets embarrassed too fast.
The two worst things you can do is either split your pants or shit your pants, right?
The two worst things you can do is either split your pants or shit your pants, right?
I remember being, well, splitting your pants, someone pantsing you.
That's also up there, depending on what you're wearing underneath.
I got me fucking pants pulled down in the middle of the dole office before, you know, the unemployment office.
I had fucking jogging bottoms on and that, and we were fucking were wrecked i were wrecked on what listen to this army was out and everything like like they did
they just grabbed like me joggers and just ripped them down and my pants and everything come down
like i had like you know the loose box of shorts not the like the ones that contour i had the loose
flappers the whole thing came down mommy meeting two veg
right in the middle of the door office in front of about 200 people i felt
you know you should have been like you're welcome and then pulled them up
that's a great phrase my meat and veggies uh we're out oh i miss sunday lunch was on full display bro i'm telling you
right it was anything that was missing was yorks and puddings and gravy i tell you
if i'd shit myself would have had gravy yeah you know you're talking about rising costs
uh does anybody know about this what's happening with with Teslas in America? Are the insurance companies putting up the insurance premiums on Teslas?
Because I watched the full LVPD today, the full press conference about the dude,
the dude who firebombed Tesla, you know, the bad one in Las Vegas where they firebombed it, yeah?
So they caught them yesterday, yeah?
And it just got me thinking, like, I'm sure insurance companies, right,
with all this happening all over America,
I'm sure insurance companies are not sitting by and going like,
oh, yeah, we'll not raise the premiums.
Like, there's that many Teslas getting damaged in that many places.
The insurance companies must be looking at premiums, right?
So I have a question.
So these people are getting their vehicles freaking destroyed and it does
have something it has to do with uh elon being involved with you know the government and people
are being fucking crazy it would be nice and i don't know maybe it's out of line but wouldn't
it be nice if elon kind of like good gave some kind of fucking credit to these people who are
like you know staying faithful and keeping their tesla even they have
even though they have a chance of getting it destroyed like a faithful customer thing i don't
know i'm just saying this this motherfucker has a whole bunch of money and these people's cars yeah
but they've offered they've offered to do something like i've never like fix them for
free or something or service i was thinking this is almost like encouraging more vandalism it's like oh so
these people don't even get to feel like this is a way for us to drain elon even more uh i would be
yeah wary of that that being said yeah i would definitely think that's like a quiet thing they
would want to do it's like we'll fix whatever it is who saw you within warranty who saw the
interview with Brett
Behar yesterday in the Doge team, the senior Doge team?
Did you say it with a dude from like Goldman Sachs and that on the bunker?
I watched the full interview today, so it's like a two parter.
It's Elon with these like five or six like top dudes.
And then
it's him on his own with Brett Behar talking about shit.
Anybody watch it or not? Great, great great for an interview by the way
i'll take that as a no i have not seen that one uh i am looking at uh insurance premiums for
popular tesla models uh premiums for model y and model 3 vehicles have risen 29% and 24% respectively over the past year,
compared to a 10% average increase in insurance rates for the average US vehicle.
I wonder why.
Two and a half to three times the rate.
I do reckon, I mean, but the thing is, if that's in the last year,
this has only really started happening with Tesla in the last few weeks, right?
In the last year this has only really started happening with tesla in the last few weeks right in the last month or whatever so i wonder i wonder if that's something to do with the self-driving becoming more frequent or the test yeah well you know the ones that were catching
fire and that before no that's the other one the battery is pretty dangerous like if that catches
fire your whole car is fucked versus like an engine catches. I've seen many of my friends old vehicles, like old 60s, 70s vehicles.
Part of the engine catches fire.
They just slap it out with an old oil rag and keep going back to work.
Yeah.
So it definitely makes sense that they're a little bit higher.
But these fucking vandalisms definitely aren't going to be making anything better.
Insurance companies definitely aren't. to be making anything better insurance companies
definitely aren't uh they're not in the business of losing money that's for damn sure oh insurance
companies are unbelievably clever but they're their numbers their number crunches right their
autists are so good like trust me insurance companies know absolutely every
digit there is man there i work for bangkok insurance before man it's a
it's a cutthroat industry the insurance game man cutthroat it's unbelievable and it's weird as
thailand and all so weird like in thailand do you know like when you get a car
do you know that you insure the car and not yourself? Do you know about this or not?
So, me and me missus, we didn't have to have separate insurance for the car,
we just had one insurance on the car and then you have, like, your name drivers.
But it's fucking weird as fuck.
Like, if you're in a really serious car crash and the injure you,
you've kind of, like, got to sue them and sue their insurance
company to get any like personal injury like so the car's basically worth more than people here
very very weird situation and you know what you're gonna have a crash with no insurance and the cops
will let you drive off and all it's crazy it's fucking mad like i was in a three-car pileup and
he had no insurance it's fucking mental it's a very very weird scenario over here like i've never
experienced anything like it's like pet insurance pet insurance is mad we just decided to create
our own savings account because you get pet insurance and you know what you get the most
money for not like if your dog gets cancer if you lose your dog if you lose your dog you get like
40 000 for an advertising campaign and a reward to like find
your dog like but like if you don't get sick like they give your name money towards it's crazy
it's crazy like i was like what the is this insurance is weird in asia man telling
you it's weird as but i that's a lot of that's a big increase like 26 and 29 did you see it
respectively for an average of 10 percent
10 percent is a high national average in a year in anyway isn't it
no so uh right who's watched the las vegas pd press conference with the fbi and that on the dude who
firebombed the teslas now did you put it in the nest guess watch that guess guess what he
guess what he belongs to you know he's fucking antifer didn't you you know he's a commie
fucking communist party of america and everything the dirty commie bastard you know they found
a fuck ton of guns and he's gaff as well that's crazy i'm telling you what i've said is before
the commies the far left progressive commies
Love their guns
Cry all day about fucking your guns
And blah blah blah
And the fucking commies love the guns
Come on Queenie, let's go
This
This Milparo massacre story
Is fucking fascinating
What's that?
The what?
It said that that the australian biker uh story
it's crazy it's dude you want to watch the uh youtube like reenactment of it like a little
bit of a like kind of dot or drama uh it's insane like and the fight at the end is just you can just imagine the carnage it was man bro
absolute carnage women kids families like it just went off that man dude this kid like weekend fair
kind of thing like weekend fate you know what i mean really crazy that like but that that's when
the crackdown and started the like really trying to like control like the gangs like alongside
the painters and doctors uh union so i don't know if you know about the painters and doctors
union uh they're like the biggest two biggest criminal groups in australia the bikies and
the painters and doctors union they used to have like proper like world war fucking three
in prison and that man have you heard about them uh red eye the painters and doctors union of
australia or not no they basically just turned into an organized crime ring murder for hire
and like oh they're the ones uh you know when chopper cuts his ears off in prison
chopper red eye they were the ones that were to kill him at the time and he chopped his ears
off and he was like i can't hear you they were the that wanted to kill him in july he uh he used
to be allowed to bash them you know the the screws because the screws there was a law got brought in
australia where the screws couldn't hit the prisoners anymore so they used to get chopper
to do it for them instead like give them like a caution get them to wait out in this little exercise yard so
when they used to come off the block like out of solitary and go for their exercise he'd be
waiting behind the door and then the dude would just walk out and chopper would just start bashing
them all over the head with like a cosh but either painters and doctors brawl you wanna
there's a good documentary about them all assassinations
and everything that they did they were proper gangsters man but they're parading there's a
proper union and that you know like a proper trade union and the murder for hire the whole shebang
they run australia's prisons them man do you know if there was ever a book written about that sorry i'm still reading the story this is
so fascinating do you know if there's any good books on this rebel i've never read a book made
uh i've only watched it like i say they get long like the doc war watch was about an hour and a half
or something like that goes into all the original uh like fire bombing uh so there was a massive build-up of this
this war thing that happened that you're talking about the massacre there was like a massive
build-up like tit for tat kept happening and then do you want to know what started it all
come on what the the founder uh and the the president of the Comancheros at the time was caught sleeping with another member's wife.
And the sergeant in arms, which is kind of like your enforcer, ordered one of them, ordered the president to face charges of breaking one of the club's rules.
If found guilty, he would have been expelled.
Denton appeared the first two meetings.
And at the third, they just announced they were going to split.
And they had went and talked to the banditos in the U.S.,
and they gave them the green light to create the first Australian chapter
of the banditos.
And then that's when the next thing is like this battle
at this British motorcycle swap or club swap mate
it's bro this re it reads like a military uh story you know oh it's insane mate there was a fire bombing and all of one of the clubhouses as well in the lead up to it it was there was a
couple of events that like triggered it there was uh there's some shots fired at a club one
of the clubhouses as well like a couple of nights before our bands so i got a question, can you hear me?
Oh, you're a bit ropey. Have you gone outside or something, have you?
Yeah, can you though ask a question about...
I'm pardoned, this Nicola found or melted, you know, I don't know...
I don't even Even know about that
But you know
Oh baby
You can tell that you're moving
Are you driving in the car
Yeah
I ripped his pants
I dropped off some
Pants for him right now
I think what she's saying is
Nicola founder Trevor Milton Says he was granted a full pardon
by Trump. So Milton was the founder of the now bankrupt electric hydrogen powered truck maker
Nicola who was convicted of fraud and has been pardoned by Donald Trump. He was sentenced to
four years. Wasn't it securities fraud Wasn't it securities fraud, though?
Wasn't it a bit of a witch hunt?
They found him guilty of lying to investors
about the company's technology.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But that was related to the securities.
Why was he part of it?
I don't understand this.
Well,
federal prosecutors
said that he misled investors by stating Nikola built a
pickup from the ground up that had developed its own batteries, even though he knew that
they were just buying them, they weren't actually developing them, and that it had early success
creating a Nikola 1 semi truck that he knew did not work.
He was convicted on one count of securities fraud two counts of wire fraud
and acquitted on additional securities fraud counts
so the charges were initially brought by the sac right originally yeah
i assume so yeah i assume yeah it was under the securities fraud law right by the saca
originally so uh trump is you know what trump's like with the saca don't you he hates them right
then he hates you be hated gensler for ages uh there's a bit of a conflict of interest in this
people are saying you know this is just like favoritism like blah blah blah and then on the
other side of the
fence the same well this was a targeted like witch hunt uh i'm on the fence about this one
red eye i mean if he served his time he served his time right depending on like the crime as he
served his time you know i think he's yeah right around. I think he said four years.
Oh, yeah, well, he was out.
He was out when he got pardoned. He was actually already out. He was convicted
in 22.
He was sentenced to four years in 23.
So, yeah,
it's understandable that he would have gotten out
early, especially for a non-violent
thing. Yeah, well, if he'd
been on remand, if he'd been on remand if he'd been on remand then
any time served before his sentence would count towards his sentence right and what do you guys
do i don't know what you guys do in america so in england if your sentence is uh four and a half
years or under you only serve 50 of your sentence before you can obviously get probation or get released on what
we call license if it's over four and a half years you have to do two thirds of your sentence so like
if you've got a 15 like you've got to do 10 before you're eligible for license right what's it like
in america is it similar or not uh i think it's very similar um i don't know a whole lot of people who serve their full thing
unless they're doing bad shit in jail
or they get their hit with something that's like a 20, 25 plus sort of thing.
Yeah, there's certain conditions tied to higher sentences,
especially to do with murder and that.
Standard sentences, I'm pretty sure they're very, very similar. especially to do with like murder and that like standard uh like sort of sentences i'm
pretty sure they're very very similar like uh guideline well similar to what we have
in the uk so let's say he got four he would have served two before he's eligible for parole
uh he might have already done like you know a few months on remand before he would have
got sentenced so he's probably yeah i mean i don't know when he got out but i'm presuming
he was already out if trump like rang him to say you've got a pardon right i just don't understand
what's the point of the pardon like what i guess yeah like i don't want to wipe his record it's to
wipe his record so when you get the full pardon from the federal level that takes away the federal
aspect of it so you can like uh you're gonna want to go for example right
yes it is true that's what jake said you know when we interviewed jake that's what he said
the other week he was going to buy your fucking guns straight away yeah if you're a felon there
are definitely restrictions on your uh ownership of weapons um but you can't you can't buy i don't think this guy was a felon
you can't buy one though with a felony right a felony a felon a convicted federal
felon cannot own a gun in america right is that right yeah yep
as far as i know there might be like some you know minor uh thing that I'm missing. But as far as I understand, yeah, you're not
allowed to own weapons if you
have been put
in a psych ward because
you said you were going to kill yourself.
You also
can't do it if you're a felon.
I see
ISIS just grabbed another
university professor. Did you say that one the
woman who allegedly has been helping to raise money from her for her mass or not like the video
camera like in the university of ice capture and i just that's all you've not seen it no you know
i only what i saw was uh the the lady who was walking outside in New York City.
And they pulled up there.
Bro, I was talking with someone last night.
It was actually one of my friends.
I was out at this little dive bar.
I was talking to one of my buddies.
We were smoking him.
One of my buddies, we were out there with, you know, very Southern redneck, you know, white boy.
And another one was like a older black guy
um and it was interesting talking to them about this he was like a normal citizen you see
fucking hooded dark clothes figures coming up to you on the street out of nowhere trying to
coronel you or trying to prevent you from moving like i would veer to say
there's a decent amount of americans who would react pretty violently to that and or uh would
react in a not so uh happy way um where like i've had instances where I've been out and I've had friends out where it's like something feels off, something feels wrong.
You feel a perceived threat and you move and position yourself to where you can access your weapon very easily.
And things can go wrong really quickly, really fast.
And so, yeah, we were just talking about this like even for the people
you know my buddies who were there who were like you know fuck this lady get her out of here uh
they were like yeah this is dangerous because like if she had a gun and she you know even just like
instinctively like put her hand on it just to prepare uh there's a good chance you're gonna
get shot right there uh and yeah it just it upset me seeing the way it went down i get they want to
try and have the jump on someone but also like yeah be careful who you're doing this bro you
know this you know this kamele mamood or whatever he's called from Columbia University, the first one it all started with, right?
So I think they've got about five of them right now, right?
They've got him. They've got the Indian dude who is married to the woman whose fucking father is one of the Hamas leaders.
They've got another two, like, Arab-sounding named women.
And then I think they captured the chinese was
it the chinese or korean or something or taiwanese uh woman that was helping but do you know columbia
do you know that actually like uh kidnapped and held captive like the janitor do you know
they committed like actual serious federal crimes no did not hear about that what the fuck are they doing kidnapping a janitor bro go on
look at columbia just look at columbia university and what they did to the janitor they fucking
kidnapped them and held them fucking prisoner captive properly probably like that i'm sick
of this virtue signaling and this fucking gaslighting over fucking people wearing tea towels
on the head i'm'm sick of it.
It's like Greta Thunberg, man.
She knew the climate scam was up, didn't she?
All of a sudden, you notice Greta Thunberg's all over the world complaining about,
how dare you fly your plane?
Next thing, she's got a tea towel on her head, shouting,
Palestine will be free, the little rat cunt.
She kind of swiftly moved course didn't she
i'm sick of them all
oh baby and she's gonna have to wait till you get back we are so bad darling your audio
no finn's gonna come in finn's gonna complain Because your audio's horrendous again
He's already in my ear about you, man
That you're fucking wrecking the spaces, woman
Like, first thing you do
You let the spaces go too long
Second thing, you got a shitty mic
What the hell
I'm just kidding, Bbands, we love you
Oh, we went too long last night
Did you wake up to a bunch of angry messages from Finn? We love you. Oh, we went too long last night.
Did you wake up to a bunch of angry messages from Finn?
I'm trying not to even broach the subject with him right now.
He plans to apologize. I'm all right.
I'm freaking apologize.
I apologize.
You call me a liar.
Because I said under four hours. It was three hours and 57 minutes.
I heard three hours and 57 or something there, but I read Aisha was in the fucking group chat apologising to Finn last night in advance.
I was laughing my head off me. I was liar liar your bums on fire you're not sorry
he's all right man he'll just snap it in two if he doesn't snap my neck in two
i'm sure really appreciate the fact we've recorded this one given the fact of what happened today
because i didn't i'm still living in like surreal land me like i'm just kind of wiped out a little
bit like i have to work tomorrow and all my life that's why tonight's gonna be a clean cut two hour
job red i i've got a new online contract let's start tomorrow i've got six hours online tomorrow from home
yeah dude nice same uh same company same or different stuff that's a new company man that's a japanese company like japanese but with thai employees but it's all online man uh which i'm
buzzing about because you know you didn't got the traveling you know it's a few hundred bar just to
get into the city the heat at least i can be in my bodies with the aircon on you know what i mean so i've got a
i think the contract runs through to july every saturday now i've got a 9 30 to 11 31 till 3
3 30 to 5 30 so it's a nice little it's a nice little urn and me at one day a week out of the
house like means every friday and saturday i'm online at one so there'll be no more like it epic five six hour spaces on a friday night from now on
people two hours is the limit yep get in early if you want the good shit it's good because then it
leaves you know trouble right now because i don't sound like though yeah you do sound like
but it's all right i mean b bands you know just because i'm gonna do a short recorded one doesn't
mean you kind of spin up an unrecorded one whenever you want you know what i mean it's like
it's just that i just want to get me together in advance you know when you plan like a new contract
you're always like you're not shitting yourself a little bit but
you know like once you've had the first lesson under your belt once you meet the people once
you get to understand them a little bit and understand their habits and how they work
their pace it gets like really easy but the first one you're right on your guard to make
sure you've got every angle covered because you didn't want to get caught out like a pleb there's nothing worse than being in the middle of a lesson
and getting like caught out because you're under prepared or something like that
i'm the guy that's over prepared like if you over prepare you're never going to be under prepared
you know what i mean i'm not i'm i'm i'm only retarded when it comes to details like that like i don't know i just
i take me career me profession really seriously you wouldn't think so the way i talk on a space
but in irl i'm like deadly serious about me work like plus i need this motherfucker man i've had
what three months of work and like once a week thought that was bad that december january february i only did one day a week
how are you supposed to live on that man damn that's crazy i mean did it had to have felt a
little weird now and a couple of the months i only did uh three weeks because of the christmas
holidays and that's all i did uh because i had the Christmas week off, I only did three weeks.
I didn't even get the full four weeks of the month.
I did three weeks in December, which was 21 hours.
I did three weeks in January, which was,
because I didn't even start on the 10th.
I think the Friday was the 3rd and then the 10th,
and then I didn't start like the 17th.
So I did those three weeks.
February, we went back there, four weeks, 28 hours, but then I didn't start like the 17th so I did those three weeks February we went back there
four weeks 28 hours but then I had a couple I was cancelled and then this month I've only done like
uh 25 hours this month I mean I prepare in advance red eye do you know what I mean like so I had a
couple of contracts like last summer so like you know yeah you try to prepare in advance for the
quite it's the same in my trade december january
february goes dead man need corporate want to like end of the year beginning of the year you
know they're either trying to cash out and get rid of the budgets first couple of months of the year
they're preparing the budgets but uh the work's stacking up now like i've just got another couple
of workshops i've got to prepare coming up so and i've got a new boss i'm really excited i've got a new boss starting in april after
the holidays like i'm really buzzing about this is it you're breaking up way too much for my ears
did you see a midget there did you mention midget or something you got a you got a midget bird for a uh for a
boss i wish i did i wish i did a midget with glasses on and loads of tattoos all over
plays a violin i wish that's my commands the out of your respect i that's my ultimate goal like
that's the only time i'm ever gonna settle down with a woman. If I find a fucking four foot one midget violin playing tattooed OnlyFans model,
that's that's what I'm gonna settle down. Up until that moment, I'm on the market.
B bands probably has a decent chance of finding one of those in a storage container.
So B bands, let them know.
E-man, she's on the in the dms the other day talking about setting scott
up with her mate she's like i've got a mate that would be perfect for scott
i know he listens to people looking freaking off and i have something i'm good for him
how old is she 48? same age as me? six oh she's a couple of years younger is she?
Same age as me.
Six.
Oh, she's a couple of years younger, is she?
I'd be a sugar daddy, would I?
Is she hot, Beybanz?
Does she play the game?
Hold on, I'm not close enough to...
Can you hear me?
Nah, you've got...
Wait till you get home, then.
Alright?
Have you took his pants?
No, I...
Did you take his pants, aye? Has he got new pants?
He's performing her motherly duties. It's understandable, B-Bands.
We won't fault you for this.
Hey, Red Eye, do you know what I mean? My mate before, right, James, he's a lovely guy, right?
I absolutely adore this kid. He's like a brother from another mother, right, back home. But he's had a good, like, he's his wife now, but he had a long-term girlfriend, right, that he married, called Leanne.
she was a big girl right right that's all i'm gonna i'm gonna leave it at that right and say
she was a big girl we were at a christmas party and she had this like uh for a big woman she had
this beautiful like long red silk dress on and we were all mortal at the end of the night and
we were walking out the venue and we've got this mayor called lammy right steve lamb and he's about
six foot nine and he's like 22 fucking stone or something,
he's massive right, this kid, and he was walking down, we were walking down the stairs right,
and we were like, I was right next to him, we were right at the bottom of the stairs,
and she was behind us, and she was mortal, and she jumped on his back like a piggyback right,
she was like, oh Lammy, and she jumped on him, and she, a fucking fat ar fat ass split the entire dress right up the back the full do you know the dresses
have got like a split at the back do you know what i'm talking about where like the open at
the back because i've got like a bit of a split that split went all the way up to her neck
and i mean really like you've never ever in your life seen or witnessed anyone as horrified as what
she was like literally it was like a world like the work like the ground opened up and swallowed
her right she was that now listen to this from that day she just went on like a proper like
not get diet or anything but healthy living and started jogging this was a few years ago you want
to say a man like within within like two years when she was unbelievable she's doing marathons
and everything you know she does like marathons the great north row and half marathons like every
other week she's in a running club like the sutherland harriers and you know they say shaming
the people it's what happened yeah you know a cold hard shock like i'm of the i'm of the world where
people should just be told like you know i sort your out like i i i mean she is an inspiration
didn't get me wrong but you know she should never have been that big in the first place right
but i get it they like the peter you what i mean they like the natalian right but fucking to see what she did
how she changed her life around it's quite inspiring actually and the fact that she's just
an addict to running now it's like she runs twice a day uh she runs every weekend she's out there
like 5 30 on the morning and the piss and rain like proper hardcore and you know what
she's stunning these days absolutely stunning this must be like we're talking 15 years ago
and like she looks like 10 times the woman that she ever did like she's 15 years older and she's
like 10 times hotter but ah that was so bad like i've never seen anyone's face like
like a destroyed part of a like a soul do you know what i mean like they couldn't do anything man
our friends and that were trying to like help i like pull it together and that and the whole fight
every time they tried to pull the dress together it just kept on like looking worse
our ass was out like jesus man it was so bad like like this is a it's a good question or this brings up
a great question b-bands what do you think is what's like one of the more embarrassing things
that could happen to you when you're out in public you know as a woman calling somebody on a recorded how about that i died a little now everybody can earth it's just can't just
b-bans you're gonna do darling i can't put up with your sound anymore honestly
all right bye it's cracking me up though it is it's absolutely cracking me up you're normally I can't put up with your sound anymore honestly. Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright Okay, almost home So Red Eye, in my opinion
I think the most embarrassing thing
You do in public is to shit yourself like
Man or woman?
I think so
But I think, I mean
It depends if you shit yourself
And you like get away with it
Where there's only you know
But if you shit yourself
And it like, it goes through both layers
and it's like quite obvious you know depending on what color you're wearing
that's going to be the worst experience of your life like yourself like
me brother had quite a bad one uh do you know have you had a glandular fever before yeah
uh can you give me an example of a disease that would cause that no no like glandular favors like
a thing like it's like there's people who don't even know that they've got it you must know about
this if you're in front the computer glandular favor it's called so my brother apparently he'd
had uh he'd had this right this glandular favor and he didn't know oh this is mono
what's that bro we call it we call it mono so do you know what it is then do you know
what i'm talking about yeah so me brother he went to uh uh lorette in spain right the place on that i think it's a costa blanca or something lorette
right he went for uh like a weekend stag do with his mates he was so he was at uni uh he'd only
been about uh 1920 when this happened anyway he'd not been feeling well for months right
he'd been like get lethargic like tired all the time no energy right
he didn't know what was wrong and he kept getting like little things wrong with him all the time
right like fucking flus and shit and colds right so he wasn't feeling the best and then there went
to lorette on this uh stag do and he basically went over there and he had like four days of just absolute abuse right
getting wrecked all day all night like proper heavy anyway they're on the airplane coming back
and it's the airplane where you've just got like three seats on one side three on the other then
the center aisle and he's in the middle of his two mates, right? So the take-off, they're on the way back to the UK and he's not feeling very well.
And he's like, fuck, I'm not feeling well, like I'm going to have to go to the toilet, you know?
And he literally just got like the seatbelt off.
As he's went to stand up on the plane, he's just started projectile vomiting all over the fucking plane.
He's right in the middle of the plane. They've only got the fucking toilets at the front of the back right it's not the one where they've got to get
separate compartments it's like just the one one big long compartment right there's you know the
cheap budget flights he it's so bad this like he literally projectile vomited over like two families right or like on the whole family their
kids everything he he projectile vomited up the aisle the smell started making other people sick
on the plane i mean i go on and on dude this story is wild like me like that had to get ring my mom and everything you
know like getting to the airport to get him and everything i've never heard of a story as like
as embarrassing as it's like i was like that's worse than anything i've ever done plus the the
toilets that weren't available either there was people already in the toilets and that the air
horses were banging on the door to get the people out everything while he's puking all over he puked on the uh
duty-free cart he was like i think he must have puked on about 14 people who were cunt
oh my god dude that's yeah i would be mortified i don't know if i'd ever go on another plane
i need he hadn't even
been eating or anything man he'd just been solid drinking for four days man the clown like obviously
that bits of food but even before the left they were just drinking all day and they get in the
airport and everything so he's puking up whiskey vodka beer like it's not like it was nice puke
it's not like it was nice puke it was just recycled 50 proof holy man he was mortified man
so uh it ended up paying you know uh my mom ended up paying that for their people uh for like uh
dry cleaning and everything you know like my mom had to get paid the families the two families
she was apologizing to them and everything in the airport my mom it was crazy man poor man he went through a reed bad time your brother when i was at uni man
did i tell you about his eardrum or not no i don't think so okay man the mad so me brother
reid he used to get out the shower and you know you get your cotton buds your earbuds
to clean your ear you know what he used to do he used to do this when we were kids in the house
and that like when he was like 10 11 years old and that he'd get out of the bath the cotton buds
would be in his little thing in the bathroom he'd get one cotton bud out and he'd put the one cotton
bud in his ear like stick it in and then he'd get the
other one and he'd start cleaning one and just have like a cotton bud hanging out his ear right
anyway this fucking night he's he's a bit drunk right in the house all right and he went in the
shower he comes out he does exactly the same thing with the fucking cotton buds he sticks one like a
little bit in his ear where it's wet and just like sticks
in and then he gets the other one in his hands and he's cleaning it he walks in his bedroom and he
forgets he's got the fucking cotton bud in his ear and he just jumps on the bed on his side and
the cotton board went straight through and exploded his eardrum proper popped the whole thing like
bang oh bro fucking hell damn that was horrible me mom said she's never heard a scream like it in her life.
Me mom was in the kitchen, right? She literally dropped the glass that was in her hand.
She said like it was like she thought he was dead. The scream was that intense.
She thought like something like it really, really bad had happened.
He was in a shit state for that. You know, he had to like have a proper operation.
He couldn't fly. operation uh he couldn't fly
I think he couldn't fly for about three years or something he can never like scuba dive or anything
like that like he'll always have like some issue because of it but he uh he didn't just perforated
like the whole thing like exploded the thought he was going to be deaf and everything like
like he had I think he had two or three operations to try to like help him see if he's uh hearing and that side but who puts a cotton bud the full thing went in you
know the full cotton bud went straight into the air bang the whole thing exploded like blood all
over the poor guy i know it was like a bullet almost like if he got shot in the ear or something
Can you guys hear me or no?
can you guys hear me or no you're fantastic darling thank you thank
You're fantastic, darling.
Thank fuck.
Listen, sometimes I got things to say when I'm traveling, okay?
You know, like, just like when you be walking around in the streets of Thailand
and we hear a vroom or we hear a vroom in the background while you're talking and stuff,
you know?
I get it.
It's okay.
I'll take a motorbike over Robocop, though.
So, bunch red,
I see it.
What's the worst thing that can happen to a woman in public?
Like in terms of embarrassment.
Okay.
I'm going to be honest.
It actually is.
If you have a really,
really strong period and you bleed through your clothes and sop up a chair.
Let's say you're sitting at a fucking...
I'll give you an example.
My mother was with her friend and she was in the car.
And my mom started bleeding very, very heavily, like crazy, crazy.
She soaked through her car chair.
So that is pretty fucking gross and embarrassing.
Plus that and or, you know, very, very strong scent of, you know,
feminine odor and everybody letting you know.
I think that's probably super embarrassing.
Robo, those might beat shitting yourself.
Those might beat shitting yourself out in public.
Like, I've had to be like,
listen, girl,
I'm not trying to be mean or anything,
but you need to freshen up a little bit.
You know?
Because you don't want them walking around like that.
It's just not fair.
So that happened to me...
Running around without underwear on right now.
That happened to me mate's bird in the pub when we were all youngins.
And like she had.
Yeah, I told you guys, right.
She had white jeans on, eh?
She had white jeans on in the middle of the pub.
And she literally just fucking turned, bang, there and then.
Fucking hell, man.
That's some serious shit.
That's worse than shitting yourself, isn't it?
It is because, and I'm not trying to be gross, but it smells.
It doesn't, it's not, you know, like, yes, you shit yourself,
but that's like everybody shits.
This is like the one thing nobody wants to fucking even like really talk about
or like, especially men, they don't want to see that.
They're like, good chance that if they see that they start dry heaving
or if they catch a whiff, you know, I'm just saying,
I'm not trying to be gross.
I'm just being honest.
Yeah.
Well,
we asked you.
So appreciate you being honest.
And Red Ice is right.
Like about men,
when it comes,
I'm just going to be honest.
If your man is asking you questions about your period,
he's probably gay.
There ain't no fucking heterosexual man on planet.
On any conversation about anything. like i'm telling you now even if
she sends it to the shop for the tampons or the pads right like you're walking in and out of there
like you're a crack dealer or some like you're going to buy crack on the street or heroin or
some you're like you do know which ones you're supposed to get and you're like looking around for like,
you're either,
let me just get a 20 of pounds.
I bought pads once,
but Andrew was with me
and we were like at the checkout
and as we're checking out,
the guy like kind of like smirked a little bit
and I was like,
they're not mine,
they're his.
He was like they're not mines they're his
but yeah i remember when i remember when i had to go check my out and i want to go home and get wrapped up you know i remember when i had to go to the fucking place to get the diapers for me nana, my grandma.
That was a shit experience and all, because my mum used to take care of all that shit, you know.
And then one day we were at home and that, and fucking, they'd run out.
And my mum was like, you'll have to go to the pharmacy.
And I'm like, oh, fuck shit.
And I had to walk back through the estate with this massive bag of fucking adult diapers, man.
Fucking getting riddled off everybody in the street i felt
man but uh there's some videos online have you not seen the videos about the dudes where the
wife send them to the shop and tell them to get like pads and with wings and then the bros come
back with the fanny pads and like a box of buffalo wings on it oh that is the cutest thing that is
the cutest little skit. I love that.
I thought you might like buffalo.
What do you want, lemon pepper or something?
You do the fucking brilliant, isn't it?
Like the dudes like it.
What the oblivious.
Yeah, I don't think there's anything equivalent for women.
You try and send your woman
out to go shopping for you
I don't think there's an equivalent where they'd be
as confused
yeah you send me to Home Depot
and you're like hey listen I need
a three quarter inch fucking
a shark bite you know
please
make sure that it's the brand that I like
how much is it supposed to cost I don't know oh okay Please, make sure that it's the brand that I like.
How much is it supposed to cost?
I don't know.
Oh, okay.
I'm still really scared of that stuff.
I can't do that shit.
I mean, if you bring me to Radio Shack, I used to work at Radio Shack when it existed.
You bring me the parts drawer, I i can get you any part you need freaking
do that but home depot no way my old man used to do this when i was a kid and that when he was working on house he used to send me they had like a hardware shop just up the road
he used to send me up the road and that like son go and ask timmy if he's got a left-handed screwdriver he was a right couldn't my old man man
rainbow paint tartan paint what's it called again the thingy ratchet he used to play these
tricks on me all the time and i never learned i was only like six seven and eight
and i'd walk in the hardware shop without telling me dad says he got a left-handed screwdriver and the dog just start pissing themselves fucking laughing like you dopey oh my god oh jesus it's
like yeah we get a section we get a section in the back just for you it's a bunch of like rainbow
flags hanging up he's like yeah you'll find your left-hand screwdriver back there we don't shame
do you know what my old man did did for years with me when i was a
young kid he used to take the right out of me he he told me he says son i'll give you a tenner if
you can ever lift your own body weight right and then i was like well how do you do that and he
says well i'll show you and he got two empty buckets and he's like put one foot in there
and one foot in there when you're gonna lift the two
buckets and you can lift your own body weight i'll give you a tenner i'll spend about three
years trying to fucking lift myself up in two buckets so listen i used to work work at with
this guy that you at radio shack and we get these like really belligerent obnoxious people that no
matter how much you told them like that what they're looking for doesn't exist or, you know, like
this is broken, you know, like they're just, they're just set that you, you can fix this,
you can help them and they won't leave. And they're super obnoxious. So this guy, what was his
name? Neil? I don't remember. But anyways, he used to, he used to go, um, when people get like that, I'd be like, I'll bring you Neil. And then I'll bring
this person needs help to be like, all right, was this all okay. This requires donkey batteries.
Okay. They are at Smarties. So what you need to do is if you go and you would give them fucking directions to Smarties,
some people would leave knowing that they were just fucked with.
And some people would be like, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
To go find their donkey batteries and then come back and tell you that they
didn't find Smarties.
What's the best job you've ever had for perks you know when we talk about perks of the job i what's the what's the best job you've ever had for like proper perks
like where you get shit for free or some shit oh i got an easy one. I mean, whenever I made beer, like whenever I was a brewer,
you just get effectively unlimited free beer.
And that is a great perk when you're in college and directly post-college.
It's hard to become cooler than being able to supply unlimited beer.
That is probably the ultimate. That is probably the ultimate.
That's probably the ultimate perk of any workplace whatsoever that like bands,
right?
That's probably the ultimate.
Like I,
Yeah.
I worked at a dispensary,
but I worked for a company that actually grew cause they had,
it was a,
it was medical and it was organic.
So you had to like grow your own and stuff.
And so they had so much,
like I literally,
I would come home with, they would give me so much extra flour i would i was having blunts like twice a day it was amazing and they were not
like you're trying to figure out how how am i gonna fit all this weed smoking into my uh schedule
very easily very easily very easily and they don't care if you smoke, too,
while you're working.
School.
That was a dream.
Yeah.
I would have rather had extra weed
instead of...
Oh, yeah. Oh, man.
I would take that over alcohol.
Yeah, we got so much free dab.
Oh, yeah. It was great. So much free dab.
So much free weed. Oh, yeah. It was great. So much free dab. So much free weed.
And that's where she made these THC bombs for a shower bomb that had THC in it.
Oh, man.
Those were great.
All kinds of food.
She would bake everything fresh.
It was a neat job.
I'm a bit jealous now.
I'm thinking I got the rotten end of the stick me like
i used to work in a garlic butter factory me we used to get unlimited garlic butter at the end of
the night i used to work for uh like a company that uh subcontracted their uh sun valley so you know
like the chicken kievs and that that like you know like one company will make the like garlic
butter pellet for all of the different like companies who make like chicken kievs and
and then they just send out the garlic butter and the stuff them in the chicken and sell them
and literally i swear to god that's all we did right just nothing but garlic butter and at the
end of the night you could take a good bag of frozen fucking pellets home with you and me
grandma used to go fucking nuts she'd wake up in the morning and the house would just be absolutely
stinking she'd open the fridge and start screaming at me and like washing the fridge out and every
grandma man we'll put them in the chicken for chicken kiev she's
like i'll fucking chicken kiev you you cunt so i have a question is it true that like english
people like a like high copious amounts of garlic oh all right we'll pass it a bit of garlic
i thought i heard that there was this place where like they made the restaurants where they would
like everything had garlic given in it even like the fucking beer i don't know about that true there's limits i mean there's
limits to what you can do with garlic but i have a partial rip of garlic like i i mean
we love our italian food and that there's garlic and everything italian nearly isn't it
yeah but it's not as i mean i don't know i don't taste it when i when i eat
i mean we're not going to give vampire hunters i mean i don't know i don't taste it when i when i eat i mean i
don't think you give vampire hunters i mean i i have garlic on nearly everything me every
time i cook i use like garlic powder and that is one of my seasonings that's why you keep
throwing up and shit you're a fucking vampire you keep garlic i had a i had an omelette
the other day salt crushed black pepper uh ground like chili flakes, and garlic powder in my little omelette mix.
It was fucking lovely.
With some red onion.
I love garlic, mate.
Did you see my bagel I made yesterday?
That thing was beautiful.
I saw that you fucking seen the light and you started cooking bacon in the fucking pan, so that's a start.
Listen, that took a long time I like it better In the oven to sit there
Flippity flippity doopity doopity
Wait a minute
They tasted better
Of course did you fry
Anything in that fat afterwards like eggs
Or mushrooms or anything
Usually I do the eggs and stuff
But we were having BLTs.
So I just made
big-ass BLTs.
I hope you kept the fat, though.
You can keep the fat for the next day
or the day after or something, right?
Oh, no, wait. No, that wasn't BLT. Was that BLT?
Yes, that was.
Yeah, it was, wasn't it?
Yeah, and then
yesterday I made Greek burgers
So I did like
Greek flavouring
In the meat
Tzatziki
And onion
Red onion
Tomato
I mean some delicious ass burgers
They came out really good
My son was like
Tastes like Euro
And I was like
Yeah I win
I did it right
Fucking your hubby
Your hubby's a fucking lucky man
Isn't he
I'm getting a bit jealous over here, like.
Oh, I can cook.
I just try to, like, you know.
Fucking Andrew.
You know, I cook more when I'm sad.
What's going on?
He's over there eating, like, the king,
and I'm on fucking egg sandwiches over here.
There's something wrong here, like.
Oh, how do you say woman or
lady in Thai?
Puyin.
You need to get yourself a Puyin.
Puyin?
Puyin.
Puyin.
Is that where it originated?
Is that the root word?
You get a real Puyin with a real Puyani.
Puy just means like person.
So, you know, like an important person is like Puyai.
You know, Yai is big.
So Puyai is like, you know, the rich upper class like Puyai.
Puying is a woman. I don't even know what they call a man poochai it'll be i think
it makes sense i didn't know the the thai word for man because i'm not going to need it really am i
because I'm not going to need it really, am I?
Well, what, do you just call everyone a woman?
No, but, like, I'm not going to say,
oh, I need a fucking good man, am I?
Like, do you know what I mean?
Whereas I will say I need a good woman.
Like, I've never had a reason to learn the word for man.
Why would I?
There's no point, is there?
Well, it depends on you know you might need to explicitly specify to a mama son that i don't want a man to a mama sang red eye knows the
crack mama sang you know what a mama sang is b-bans the fucking hooker like them you know what a mama song is babe on the fucking hookah like them, you know that the mother of the
Oh, I didn't know that. Oh, so that's like the the madame. So it's called mama
The madame shit every every brothel's got a fucking mama song that runs the girls like she's normally like about 50
Fat as fuck wearing like it fucking glass heels. Do you know what I mean?
Looks like she's seen a few summers right now are they do
these women are they considered powerful in society are they just like another another person
like another normal person or do they hold like weight in your culture or society no yeah they're
not like yeah yeah they're not really anything if anything there would be like sort of like looked down upon a little bit for being in the industry you know a lot of ties like sort of shown the sex industry these days uh
do you know what i mean it's it's not like what it used
oh that's kind of interesting loads of normal ties here anything to do with the sex industry here
Loads of normal ties.
Hate anything to do with the sex industry here.
I'm sure you could say the same thing about Vegas.
You go there and ask people what they think about all the illegal prostitution.
It's like, I don't really care.
I don't buy prostitutes.
They go, well, okay.
Do you know why?
Hold on.
Real quick, real quick.
So I just thought about it.
The most embarrassing thing that a person
could do
is actually
fake their own hate crime.
Damn.
Yep.
There's no...
I think
that's up there.
That's bad.
That is bad.
That's bad.
Yeah, because it's like you're choosing to lie.
It's like you shit your pants or you're bleeding all over yourself.
It's like, oh, I didn't notice.
Or just something happened versus you're going out of your way
specifically to make people try and feel bad for you
to put yourself up on some sort
of pedestal yeah that's up i actually you actually reminded me so we're talking about
embarrassing encounters earlier uh big bands did i ever tell you about when me mum and dad caught
me getting a blowjob or not when i was like 14 in the house yes holy honestly i've never cringed i went to soft and it's quick in my life
red eye this is so bad this one dude i've been i've been close but never explicitly caught
oh bro it was like uh it was like my mum's 40th birthday or something right it was a 40th and my dad took her out for this
kid for an exclusive mail right and i didn't know why i would have thought that they were going to
be out later than they were but when i was 14 i actually had a girlfriend right that was 18 so i
was still at school and she was at college right i mean mom was not very happy about it right so when we were at my house like it was my mom was like paranoid that she was going college, right? I mean, mum was not very happy about it, right? So when we were at my house, like, it was,
my mum was, like, paranoid that she was going to take advantage of me, right?
I don't know why she thought that.
That sounds like you're venturing into statutory...
Probably.
Waters.
Probably.
Anyways.
Probably.
But she was hot.
She was a goth and all.
And I loved the goth girls back in the day of me.
She was fucking lovely, right? No, no no no no that makes it totally okay robo
so listen to this i'm babysitting my brother i'm only like 14. i'm babysitting my brother right and
nicola comes over and then i get into bed like i don't know like nine o'clock or something and like
i thought my mom and dad were gonna be out get late you know and then we get my brother to bed and then me and
hers having a little bit of hooty tooty fruity and we get out there and that right and then like i
was get like roll your tights down pretend you got stockings on and that right we were getting
right into it and i was literally i had i was up against the fireplace we had like a fireplace
but a fake fire in it you know i'm up against the fireplace i had like a fireplace but a fake fire in it you know
i'm up against the fireplace i've got one arm on the on the fireplace what the other arm on
the fireplace like i'm looking like jesus on the cross right and i'm standing there and your
woman's on the floor on her knees in the middle of the living room and me mum and dad i didn't
even hear the car or anything we mum and dad just walked through the front door man i fucking shit my fucking
pat me mom went absolutely mad my mom for this is air we finished you know after this
me mom fucking gotta buy the hair and everything and i dragged her out the house and kicked
her out in the fucking street half dressed and everything was so bad man the neighbors
were out me fucking dad slapping ray around me fucking cocks wiggling around. I'm still fucking stalkers.
That is so...
Oh my gosh, they couldn't just leave you.
I mean, they should have just...
Oh man, that's rough, bro.
That's really, really rough.
Because, I mean,
they couldn't just be like,
this is fucked up.
Imagine you had just finished
and then they're starting to beat you
And it's like getting all over them
And it's like you're getting punishment
Just like me I guess
Gross
Gross
All I'm saying is that was rough
I'm sorry that happened to you Robo
Yeah that's fucked up
I've probably had a worse one than this one
So when I was 16, 17
And I was going out with a
girl called debbie moon and she'd been out with the girls on a night out and i'd been out separate
with the dudes and then i'd met another group of people we knew and they're like robbo we just
saw your bird giving this dude a blowjob in the back alley and i was like what the
are you talking about your daft and true story i even confronted her and
on she went i i did it was mad right and what's crazy is after this thought me best mate
ended up getting engaged to her you know after this i mean when we finished my best mate got
engaged to her do you know who she gave a blow job to and all me line manager at mcdonald's that's how bad this is
like so bad i had to go to no no no they were already together for a couple of years and then
he got someone else pregnant which i laughed about but uh it was it was andy the line manager at
It was Andy, the line manager at McDonald's
fucking mcdonald's that she was fucking noshing off in the fucking back then
That she was fucking noshing off in the fucking back, Liam
Fuck, man
I never lived that down for fucking about a year or something
That actually hurt me
A little bit at the time
I became a bit of a cunt after that
Alright, alright, alright, fine
I got a very embarrassing story, okay
So my parents were super strict
Tell us more
Oh my god, my parents were super strict
They wouldn't allow me to go to
prom after party. They said I was too young and I, you know, like they, you're not allowed to go
to the prom after party. And I really was going to, I was trying to figure out how I can get
there. Just would not budge. So my boyfriend at the time, he goes to prom. And I don't know what Larry does.
I, you know, it's,
I didn't know what he did or anything.
So like the weekend after, you know, I mean,
Monday, every week I'll come to school
and I feel like everybody's acting super
freaking weird with me.
Why is everyone being weird?
And like my boyfriend, we're like, you know, walking hand in hand in the in the hallways, kissing, blah, blah, blah, all that, all that shit that high schoolers do, you know?
And then I had a friend and she was very close to me. We hung out all the time.
she went to the prom after party and I found out because everyone was acting so weird.
One of my friends was acting. So I'm like, Oh, I already know that Larry cheated on me. I just
said it just to see what he would say. And then the whole school knew not only did this motherfucker
cheat on me with somebody that I was really close with. He also took a shit on the beach.
also took a shit on the beach. Now I'm fucking holding hands with this moron who takes the shit
on the beach and then is hooking up with my friend and I'm walking around like an idiot.
I was so fucking embarrassed and so mad. I had really, really long hair. I chopped all my hair
all the way down. I didn't know what to do i cut my hair and i was like came in
the next day i'm like everything is cool i wanted to cut my hair i wanted to be somebody else i did
not want to be me and i had to go they're like every once in a while people be like the you
remember when larry you know yes yes i they're like that was fucked up. Yes, I know. I know. But yeah, that was the most embarrassed
I think I've ever been in my life.
I mean, me and Red Eye's thrown up laughing emojis,
but I'm not too sure how to console you on that one,
like, darling, I mean.
It's funny.
It's funny.
It's funny.
That's why I told it,
but it's still fucking embarrassing.
It was embarrassing.
You're going to sit on the beach.
Yeah. Like, that's wrong, man. That's a hard one to come back from.
I mean, did he at least kick some sand on it like a cat and try and cover it up?
Or did he just leave it like a dog? No.
No, I just after like after everyone knew we broke up and stuff like that, he would be like running around in the hallway screaming, Larry took a shit on the beach.
like that if he would be like running around in the hallway screaming larry took a shit on the
beach you know and and i'm like head down like wow this is i i was dating this guy for like
eight months like wow
do you know what as well beybuns like airborne airborne human there's a reason we
human shit there's a reason we shit in toilets it's got water in so it gets submerged quickly
sit in toilets it's got water in so it gets submerged quickly right because
right because the airborne value of human shit is like a million times worse than any dog shit or
cat shit or anything like like you're not a human shit from any other animal on earth right that's
just the way that it works did you explicitly ask uh andrew to be like hey you've never
sit on a beach before right and he's like no why the
fuck would you ask me that i can't be just wondering i'm just wondering i can't be judging
anybody like you know sometimes you have to take a shit and like sometimes you're out there
you're walking you're driving down in the adirondacks and you're by yourself and all of a
sudden oh my god you're having a situation. Yeah. You're in, you know,
like a main drag, but you gotta, you gotta figure out. So then, oh,
you see a little parking area where people can go hiking and then you go for
a little quick hike and it's just you and nature.
It's beautiful. Actually. Next thing you know, your pictures on the,
your picture is taped to the front entrance of the National Park.
And they're like, do not let this person in anymore.
Listen, there's not enough bathrooms here where I live for anybody to fucking, for them to get in trouble for taking the shit outside.
Like, you know what I mean?
If you've seen a turd that looks like this please alert the uh the forestry staff
we're we're on the lookout for the perpetrator
you know what it's fucked because my dna is in my 23 and me so they can easily find me
they're like oh get get a sample i always thought it would be
i was gonna say red eye to be honest you can never put a positive spin on having a shit outside
Like, I mean, B-Band's tried there, but there's very little spin you can put on an outside shit like, is there?
No, it's not, I mean, it can be beautiful
You know how beautiful scenery is?
You know, you sit in the bathroom, you know, those, you know, beige walls, and we've got those, you know, beige walls,
the toilet, the sink, the shower, you know?
Have you been lying to yourself
since you had this incident with Larry or what?
No, no, no.
It's actually cool.
You just got to think about it a little bit differently.
I didn't say it was cool.
I said it's, you know, it's true.
I would have to say it has an appeal.
It's charming.
I would say it is.
I think it's unfair for us to look so fondly on pissing outside,
but not, you know, taking a shit outside.
I think that's unfair.
My fucking brother was forever shitting in the bath when he was a kid,
the dirty little bastard.
I never had that problem, me like,
but he was fucking obsessed with shitting in the bath, the fucking a kid the dirty little bastard i never had that problem me like but he was obsessed with in the bath the rat oh yeah yeah you sent him to a to a facility after that
my mum used to kick off all the time like she'd send me dad up she'd be like gone gone check on
him make sure he's washed his hair and that he was only like four or five or something in the bath
and then you'd hear me dad he's had a fucking shit in the bath again me mom would be like ah
me dad would go fucking mental he'd be like
me dad would be like downstairs and he'd be like i can still smell the
sorry barnes we've got new guests I agree, no, I totally agree
Like, my daughter
She was in her, in the fucking
She was taking a tubby time
And she took a poop, she took a shit
And she was, I didn't know
She was like, swimming around
With the turd
I was like, ugh
Me and Andrew were dry heeming
Like, running around in circles
because it was so disgusting
so I can understand
why your dad was freaking the fuck out
like I
it's like oh my gosh you feel like
your kid was playing in the toilet you know what I mean
with like a
friend
dry heaving
they made an imaginary friend
it pops up every time they
are taking a bath
oh i'm dying here i'm dying
we've got snails in the room
he's come to join this conversation
of all the topics
hey guys i have really no
idea what you guys are talking about there's like a 20 or minute delay
between uh when i was listening on my phone to when i hopped on my computer and um yeah we were
talking about embarrassing situations like my original question was was the most embarrassing
situation a woman can find herself in out in public and then we just kind of went down the rabbit hole of just embarrassing shit that we've had to deal with in our lives
pivot pivot yeah talking about swimming with turds right now anyone have any news stories
yeah he wasn't he wasn't exactly a mate of mine but when we were kids we'd have been about 14 15
i think like that and uh so like okay how do we explain this so this kid's like sister used to
hang around with us right she's like a little slag you know this kid's sister used to hang around
with us and then the brother was like a bit of a retard but the brother used to like sort
of tag along with her a little bit and think he was cool like trying to hang around with us and
that and uh she was dolling off school one day and he'd been off sick and she went home and she
walked in the house and there he is wearing all her underwear and oh my god the right i bank the rights of his sister
pure bank the rights and she told everybody you know she told the mum the dad the dad went off
it man the dad was battering them all over and everything right and then she came and told all
of us man hey the poor man he's kid there. He became the shoplifter.
His nickname's Nickers, Bras and Handlebars
because he used to ride around on the mountain bikes
selling all, like, the stolen gear.
That was his nickname.
Wait a minute.
So, hold on.
So, was he gay?
Like, did he come out as gay at some point?
No, he never.
So, his dad, like, beat him so bad
and his sister made fun of him so bad
that he couldn't be who he wanted to be
Man, I'm just saying right now
I hope his sister's embarrassed
Bad person, I hope that's in her
I hope she sleeps with that every night
He was socially inept
You know what, B-Buns?
If he was mentally handicapped
You know
Your decisions aren't going to exactly be logical
Yeah, he was a bit retarded like that right
a bit dumb but he he never ever had like a girlfriend or a fucking boyfriend or anything
like he was just literally he was just a proper loner but he used to come around on the mountain
bike selling the stolen gear you know the gillette mach 3 blades but uh we used to call them nickers
bras and handlebars that was his nickname as a shoplifter
holy fuck man that was hilarious that poor couldn't he got i didn't even know like how
he didn't kill himself or something because he got tortured for years you know over that
hi farmer hi snails how y'all doing
How y'all doing?
Rob, is that a few embarrassing moment?
I've never been embarrassed in my entire fucking life.
Not more than this situation.
Fucking pissing down rain.
Got two eight flies from the servo.
It's 1am and I'm riding home on my electric bike.
It's fucking boring
down rain. I feel like the most
English cunt in my entire
life. I'm sitting here
getting drenched.
I'm going to get home with some wet meat pies
and the fucking
business. What are you going
up the hill? My e-bike
is crying out of there. L lose five more kilos you fat cunt that's that's my life right now
if you can hear that i fucking praise you because it's windy as fuck it's raining i'm drenched
my bike when i got on it had like a warning sign. Like, do not turn me on. You will get electrocuted.
I was like, fuck you.
You are not Tesla or Einstein or some shit.
I'm fucking e-biking this shit home.
Shut up, cunt.
So similar to Robo.
Goes out for a quick smoke.
And it fucking starts downpouring and then he's a reporter on the news where he has to scream in order for us to hear him i'm just imagining who's who's gonna who's
gonna ride electric bike in the rain though i'll be shitting me pants me like i'll be terrified i
was gonna get a shock i hope you're grounded rama have you got some rubbish blues on well well that's the difference between you and me you're a little bitch
an Australian man that doesn't care you know we don't care about fucking trap little sliders
taipan fucking whatever's electricity what is electricity against the man you know what i mean
like i'm only i'm only riding a fucking electric bike
in the rain,
like in an electric storm.
Who are you to tell me
that I can or can't do it?
I'm a fucking man with a penis.
Holy crap.
And this is where we die a lot.
Straight up,
this is why we die.
My bike is crying at me as I'm going up, like, the last hill
before you can hear normal clarity me,
before I dig into, like, a moist meat player with semi-gibbecue sauce
and pastry from a servo.
But can you hear it?
Like, it sounds so fucking sad.
All right, I'll be back so for people who don't know a servo is like a garage like what would you call them like a petrol station or fuel station or
something is that what you call them a servo we call it the gas station yeah gas station
holy crap dude uh first of all uh i'm sure robo you've been in that situation but as someone who
rides motorcycles uh getting caught in the rain is about the worst situation you can have on a
oh dude horrendous you think your pants yes you shit your pants red eye it's one of the most awful
god experiences in fucking life like how many times has it happened to me
in like thailand where you can be stuck on one of the big bridges or something and then a banger
comes out of nowhere and you're like sorry robo i don't you know me i would never interrupt you
ever in my entire life that's not a thing that i would do but you only shoot your pants if you're like over 45.
Dude, you know what?
Farting's like not when you're over fucking like 45.
Farting's like a game of Russian roulette, man.
You're taking your life in your hands every time you squeak.
You know, the reason that Rama's riding that bike in the rain,
risking his life is because he's afraid of all the dingoes going to run around.
She'd come and grab him. It's dangerous.
What's more dangerous, the wildlife where he lives? Yeah, you got to be able to be at the top
speed of whatever your local
top-tier predator is.
It's a small audience, right?
Oh, it's recorded, okay.
Everyone thinks it's the dingoes,
but it's actually his transverse starts that you gotta be careful
what's their top speed where are you are you in glebe you sound like you're in glebe if you're
talking about the trannies no holy oh yeah sydney well he's not in sydney like he's well north of
there but sydney's got some right shady places going on honestly you know there's a place called blacktown
knee it's called black town it's just full of poor white people what's the brahma in your
opinion what's the sketchiest part of australia to travel through like if you're just by yourself
travel through, like if you're just by yourself.
Or Robo, if you have an opinion.
Anywhere where there's fucking rednecks?
Oh, you're breaking my heart, Robo.
We need to make sure Romer's okay because did a dingo get him?
I don't know why.
Why did you mention the dingoes?
Oh, you know, dingoes are just little rats sorry snails but dingoes are just little rat bastards they're not like it like a wolf or something in our bay
bands like they're little like they should be bigger than a fox or some you can kick them
and they'll throw a stone at them and they'll do they hang out in packs i mean you know
you might be small but if there's a bunch of them, we got problems, right?
No? They're by themselves? Okay.
I've only seen them in that solitary form.
So we were camping with these Aussies before in Kings Canyon,
and we were all out having a drink one night.
I think I've got a photo of this, and the fucking dingo snuck in the tent and grabbed a fucking ham leg
and ran away with it in his mouth a little bastard the right little sly little thief and
little cunts like kind of like a raccoon they are the i either but like uh you know the reminder of
like you know the thing off road runner wildly coyote that they look like an anorexic coyote to
be honest with you they're right little cunts
like they're little shitheads like but uh they've been wanting to snatch babies and shit
well you said redneck places where it's redneck that's the that's the place you don't want to go
through whenever you travel by yourself i'm surrounded by nothing but rednecks right here
i feel like i'd get get along with them pretty well actually it's a lie that
because the rednecks are bad but the aborigines are ten times worse ten times worse i'll tell
you i'll tell you about that in a minute snails you what you're gonna say mate so native people
is that being native i like that you're not saying crocodile dundee before like
oh are we gonna say what you were saying earlier oh man oh yeah i'm not getting in trouble again i'm not getting in trouble again talking about
aborigines because i've already been in trouble with b-bans once i'm not getting in trouble again
right let's put it that way no comment but no there's a place uh called uh
no comment but no there's a place uh called uh i was talking about last night is it
victoria isn't it it's the town of victoria the one south of darwin man
red eye you've got any idea you know they're just maraud around you know in drunken packs and that
stabbing each other and all sorts of you know bro the the abos are off the chain like bro off the
chain that's probably the scariest i've been like there's most scared i've been in australia was
when i was around the abos like i told you a woman dove through my car window in the middle of the
night man freaky as like but there's there's nice aborigines there's normal ones that belong to like tribes and that but you
know you get in the desert and they'll teach you there's nice ones but then the ones that are in
like alice springs and that hell they are really off there and not like
you're just digging the grave deeper robo
i got in so much trouble the last time we talked about abo's, like,
Beybanz was fucking right on me case.
Snails, you got a good pivot for us?
Or maybe Rama?
Listen, the reason I got a problem with it is when I went to Russia,
they used to say that I looked like a cute monkey.
I don't know.
Okay, motherfucker.
Okay.
Yes, but no.
Not allowed.
Aye, but they're racist as fuck.
So Russians, Polish, all of that, the Balkans and the East, they're all racist as fuck, you know.
They're really bad like.
Romer's back.
He hopped out, but I think he had something to say about.
He's no.
I'd be interested in hearing a Rahma pivot,
but I think he keeps jumping up from speaker to listener.
So I think he's having some electrical interference.
So maybe when he gets dried off, he will be able to...
He created an EMP driving his...
Yeah, he created a localized EMP driving that bike in the rain.
He's getting electrocuted right now, screaming,
I'm a man with a penis you will not hurt me
anybody got any new news stories we covered we covered a bunch of shit
did we talk about the us oh let's hear it snails
oh i yeah yesterday i had to jump off the space and chat with the developer.
We have a path forward on Stargaze to move forward.
We have a guy who's going to streamline the storage for Stargaze with a dowdow widget.
If anybody uses Stargaze Studio,
you know that they use third parties.
And Jackalpin is now live.
There's still
some hoops that you have to jump through
with going
through those third parties.
We are going to
streamline that. The V1 will be
just for the Snails Publishing DAO.
And then V2 will be open for all of Stargaze community, anybody to use it.
I don't mean to interrupt you, Mr. Snails, but I feel like I'm being cancelled from the Australian government.
I can't hear you, but I can speak.
Fuck these left-wing woke cunts.
Let me fucking hear all the perspectives, you fucking woke cunts.
If you want to fine me for saying this, fuck you cunts.
Let me speak, you fucking left-wing woke.
All right, anyway, bring it back to some balance
I know there's an election just got called today
but I'm in a very
left leaning part of the country
if you don't let me speak
to all of my
right leaning
God fearing
men and women
preaching people of the
earth I will fucking vote independent i know that's what
you all fear i will do it you i will shut up until i can hear you all i just wanted to say that
for the australian government okay sorry snails go ahead i know that snails was saying something
very important he eats like lots of grass like he does it really slowly, methodically. It's always important.
Sorry, Snails.
I saw you speaking, but I just need to say that to the Australian government.
Please keep very slowly preaching.
Did y'all?
I'm going to echo the sentiment of fuck the Australian government
and fuck those woke cunts.
That's all I'll say.
Let Candace say. Let
Candace in! Let Candace
Owen in!
That's awesome.
Snails that you guys figured out
something that would work that quickly.
Yeah, pretty quick turnaround.
So it'll be cool to you know contribute something that
everybody on stargaze can use um you know once we do our internal testing and stuff like that but
it'll be right on dowdow so um our little dowdow widget will basically be the
open edition mentor um all the like text fields to create and launch a collection and just a drag and drop field
in DaoDao. So you upload the file directly in DaoDao
and create the proposal. So you don't have to jump through the hoops
of logging into a pinata or Web3 storage or your
Jackal account or any of those things. So streamlined experience. I think a lot of people
in Stargaze will eventually find it useful or at least jackal account or any of those things so streamlined experience i think a lot of people in
stargaze will eventually find it useful or at least we're at the the start of um
you know stargate storage kind of sucks to be honest you know so to be able to have a streamlined experience is going to be pretty big for everybody yeah that's a very interesting
thing like snail's like i'm listening intently here like that's a
kind of big like because it is a on like pinata and all of that that's one of the biggest
ons with nfts is just the start like the managing of the storage especially when you're dropping
like loads of right rather than just a one-off collection you know like us constantly dropping
stuff here it becomes a nightmare the storage like yeah yeah the experience on like yeah stash or on Omniflix is is much better than Stargaze so
you know all we're trying to do is have that user experience so excited for that the developer is
kind of well known within Stargaze communities the developer um he's contributed
educational content to us early on um yeah so for us to take this next step i'm excited you know
like adam's kind of intro adam's interesting again um it's been like eight months of dragging our
feet with snails and you know it's exciting to be moving forward again and as omni flicks reached out as omni flicks like heard about this and reached out here or anything
have you heard anything do they know what your plans are not could oh yeah i mean briefly snails
i told you said you know oh we've been dragging our feet and robert just like glanced over that
like you don't have feet you're fucking sna So like, it's just point of clarity.
That's all.
Yeah.
I mean, I told Ciclin like, we had a call in October
and I expressed our issues and, you know,
I told him pretty much like in January,
you know, we're going to be leaving.
And yeah, so they told us like like we would have a front end in um in december
and dow dow studio app in january and of course you know that stuff never came you know it never
got any responses from uh you know about our content disappearing um so yeah i mean i you
know they i don't think they care to be be honest. They have their own shit.
They've got more bots than users, haven't they?
They've got more bots than users over on Omniflix.
We consistently put videos at the top of trending.
It's like you can't go to Omniflix without seeing snails.
Even our old content still gets caught up in their algorithm
so yeah no one's really doing what we're kind of doing over there but um it might be a little bit
rich for me to say this but i think that only flicks do care i think they're lovely people
but they get caught in the web 3 thing of like yeah we will do this we will try and promote you
but there's just no one, right?
Like it just, like when you try to promote it
and you put effort in and you do these things
for people that really care, right?
Like Rack-A-Fam, Snails, like genuine people
that try to do things and they care, they put effort in,
but there's no audience.
Like when you do that repetitively, it feels like,
I could imagine, I haven't done it, but I i imagine for them it feels like it's so much effort to like we're gonna do this thing we're
gonna try and it just falls in deaf ears and then like all of a sudden like studio ghibli comes on
it's like there's a billion views and it's like oh if we just caught that narrative all the time
for cosmos right it's like if we just caught that narrative, all the time for Cosmos, right? It's like, if we just caught that narrative, if we just did that thing,
but like, it's never Cosmos, if that makes sense. Like, it's just a really hard thing. Like, I
appreciate all the effort everyone does. And I get it. That's kind of why I kind of semi gave up.
I'm like, well, I tried to do it like my job pays me
pretty well I would love to do the web3 thing but I'm also like I just like the effort that I put in
is not worth the output and I appreciate all you guys who still do it and try like 100% like I
don't show it as much as I should but I'm like anyone who's still here is like a community thing just doing it because that's the biggest value that anyone's going to get right um and it's just
really hard it really is like uh neutron's probably like the closest thing that i have now is like
friends uh juno was once once upon a time juno was the thing right and everyone we're about to
get some serious drama we're about to get in serious trouble.
This is recorded and Finn is requesting to come up.
We're hitting the two-hour mark.
Oh, we can't hit the two-hour mark.
He does the editing.
We did a four-hour show yesterday and he was not happy about it.
So we're going to spin up another one.
I don't know.
We're going to end this one and do another one. Wait a minute. We're going to spin up another one. Right. I don't know. I'll let him in. I'll let him in. You ask him.
You ask him.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
We're going to swap.
Right.
What we're going to do is we're going to end the recorded.
We're going to fire up an unrecorded.
And me and B-Bands is going to swap the hosts.
Right.
So B-Bands, straight away, I'll jump out and you jump in the account.
Yeah, darling.
Fire up.
Well, hang on.
Hang on.
Finn just got here at speaker.
Like, how much is it going to cost uh
fin like to keep this going for like another hour like how many how many flicks or om tokens
is it going to cost at least at least 50 000 oh oh my okay okay he put the call that's like i see how it is okay that's 83 cents dig deep brother
dig deep you had to mention om didn't you rama you had to trigger him
what the fuck are you guys doing did did you see my post about om it was very
i replied i replied to your tweet I was like, the commander in chief.
My man.
My man.
Let's fucking go.
Fuck those guys.
Fuck all this shit.
For real.
It's good to see you, man.
Good to see you guys.
We just got done doing a griff tracks for the Jam Hole, where we went back to 2008 and
found an episode and did a grift track of our episode
from back then it was such garbage i can't believe we're still around it's gonna be a good one all
right how's this been if you dm me right now uh i don't want you to get blacklisted and no no racism part of that right so like
send me an address i will send you my 10 percent om airdrop that i claimed on my public wallet
right now because of the way don't just attack me bro don't just attack me i i see your tricks
no no i got one of like the fucking suck the suck-the-dick airdrops, okay?
So it's like 500 USD.
It's all yours, all right?
You know what I mean?
It's all yours.
Oh, baby, the suck-the-dick airdrops are the best.
The best.
The best fucking dick you'll ever suck is the best.
The best.
The best fucking airdrop you'll ever jump. the best, the best the best fucking
airdrop you'll ever jump
I already came to the USDC
so I have no idea
I'm pretty sure I'll get like
I'll be shunned from the rest of the 90%
but if you can get
the 10% it's all yours
alright
I mean
But they were like oh we got all the
Sybils and I'm like
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
It's like
You should have tried a North Korean
VPN they might have let you in
It's like Finn's allergic to VPNs
Or something though isn't it
VPN's radioactive in yours or something though, isn't it? Like, Finn has VPNs
radioactive in your house or something like that.
It's like people are allergic
to reading comprehension and
didn't catch the part where I
was absolutely using a VPN.
So, you can suck
the whole dick along with home.
That's why I said go to North Korea.
You gotta use the North Korean
based VPN.
They like it when North Koreans
collect everything.
Best I can do with South Korea.
Sorry, Singapore actually.
When Finn put that tweet out
and somebody's like, use a VPN.
Finn's like, oh, thank you.
Why didn't I think of that?
Dude, I was hoping
my condescension
was coming across
I'm glad it came across thick enough
To warrant an eddie murphy laughing meme
Dude felt dumb as fuck after he posted because he's like, oh, yeah
He mentioned like eight times he was on a vpn and actually switched between
Fucking countries on the fucking video. Oh oh it's fine though i'm a idiot
oh my god i missed you guys i missed you guys so much like the level of just like you are
absolute retard that he gives these web3 plebs. Like, they are the, like, some of these people are just like,
oh, I'm in Web3.
I made some money.
I know what I'm talking about.
Just listen to me, dude.
And Finn's like, bro, I've been here since, like,
the 10,000th block of Bitcoin.
I know what I'm doing.
Shut the fuck up, you re...
Cardano is not the fucking next, like, Tesla stock.
Shut the fuck up, you retard.
Get the fuck away from me while I smoke my massive spliff
of the highest grade.
Oh, big spliff, boys.
Big spliff, boys.
Come on now.
Come on now Come on now boys
Come on
Oh I just had
I just had two
Before the earthquake
The day I think
I thought I was having
A brain aneurysm or something
When I kicked off
Like I literally thought
I was fucking
There was something
Seriously wrong with me
I didn't know
It was an earthquake
I've never fucking
Felt one before
So I don't know
You're supposed to react
Like or fucking think
But I just had two Bangers at the canal but wasn't a good idea i think we're supposed to
be next to the the bit the body of water or uh under a table duck and cover style
it's probably a good day to go body surfing like earthquake not earthquake you probably wouldn't
have really known like if
you like depending how good it was like if you're just trying to eat like some semi-solid food like
the chattering of your teeth would have like earthquake oh no no earthquake not okay that's
fine bro i thought in the doorway i i don't know if those grass huts where you live have doorways but if
they do you want to be in the doorway man i honestly thought i was either having a stroke
or a brain aneurysm because i didn't know it was the ground that was shaking i thought it was me
like me brain or something inside like you thought it was the sky shaking it went all the way through
me body man like me it was like my brain was rattling and it's cavity man like a fucking weird the weirdest feeling i've ever like like i was saying earlier it's like when you're
a kid and you get proper high on aerosols or something and you're like it's like it a major
like thing that just happens really quick and then it's over within a short period of time you know
what i mean like when you take a pill or something you come on it takes like half an hour or an hour
or something you know or shrooms half an hour whatever this was just like an instant like i literally thought
i was either having a stroke or a brain aneurysm i was freaking freaked the fuck out like
really freaked the fuck out man finna you're seeing the fucking videos of the buildings and
that collapsing i'd just like to say i i'm just interrupting finn very quickly i'd just like to say i'm just interrupting finn very quickly i'd just like to say all the people
who i wasn't sure were in thailand just docks themselves like you can get ai to take a photo
of any of that and be like you're in that fucking building like i know where you are now that's your
work building or your house you're fucked if it's still standing but yeah everyone's like oh let's
go thailand it's like super private you can do whatever you want you know smoke weed it's fine 90 of like the fucking
uh was it the block works team just docks themselves like just straight from one like video
you're done bro the videos of the fucking rooftop pools is one of the craziest things i've ever seen so you've
got all of these condo blocks and skyscrapers and hotels were rooftop pools and the buildings
were shaking that much the water's just cascading down the in the middle that's so cool i love
those videos that is nuts big old nuts bro i've never seen anything like it in my life. Like,
it's fucking absolutely mental. My street, man,
everybody just shit themselves and everybody ran out in the street.
Everybody was like running away from the buildings into like the,
the exact center of the street. And everyone's like, looking up, like,
what the fuck's the, ah, shit me pants. Me, man.
We didn't know anything for about five minutes.
And then the
news started coming through but it lasted 30 seconds is that is that shit rare there are
there like i mean obviously there's fault lines like what is it just rare or what you've got no
no robber's shitting his pants is just a normal day but everyone else being like really like
confused and upset like that was that was pretty rare yeah he's like oh yeah must be uh must be friday let's be friday it it was the fact of
how strong it was at its epicenter so there is like a tectonic thing going on up here but it's
very very rarely like ever been like proper triggered and uh they were saying on the news that there's no
building code regulations at all in bangkok for you know when they're building like earthquake
zones like san francisco where they've got like a strict code on like japan they just stack that
shit up and and yolo they're like i guess it'll stay finnman have you seen the video of the whole
building coming down there There's 43 missing
on the building site, like a whole fucking
government building, but it looks
like a condo block.
Fucking the whole thing just came down, man, looking
like some 9-11 shit. I've never seen
anything like that.
It makes me think a little bit.
Well, how do you know it wasn't?
I was going to say, this kind of makes me think
about, you know, how the Western Carolinas just got absolutely fucked from Hurricane Lynn is because you don't have storms that like that come through that area very often.
It's once every hundred years or once every thousand years, depending on the size of the flooding and shit.
flooding and shit so i mean earthquake is obviously a little different but yeah i mean
So, I mean, earthquake is obviously a little different.
like you get caught off guard with something that your area doesn't usually uh experience and yeah
shit just gets fucked they've got no for us up here that's that's usually uh sobriety not a lot
of sobriety up here so when people are sober it's like whoa look at the fucking brains on this
fucking guy shit people people aren't liking the uh the crackdown on fentanyl are they
can i just say the timing of the the whole signal messages and if the american government was to
you know i don't know release a few thousand rockets towards Iran,
the timing would be pretty peculiar, right?
Did it say the launch signal?
Signal, secure, right?
The issue was PEPCAC, problem exists between chair and computer.
You know what's really crazy, right so i can't take screenshots
i can't take screenshots of my work email and teams but the fucking american government phones
can take photos of the signal messages that they're sending each other like i'm some random
fucking kangaroo in australia right and my company is like you can't photo you can't take a fucking screenshot
of that because you'll put it in chat gpt no but to be fair high experience government person
it's just like go ahead bro like put that shit you can take your phone though and take a picture
of that thing right i mean you can also go into signal settings and change that option. You're assuming that there's a friction option on two phones, right?
So, you know, there's levels of, you know, dumb shit that everyone can do.
We need to protect the Houthis at all costs.
I've been trading oil every time that they launch missiles at tankers in that street.
And I think we need to, personally for me, financially, we need
to protect the Houthis so they can continue
to attack the oil
tankers.
Anything that the
U.S. federal government is able to do
to leak their plans to the Houthis,
I think it's
good.
I love that Israel was like...
Stop flying.
I love how Israel was blowing people up with pagers meanwhile fucking pebcat king over here with the fucking signal app can't get his
fucking shoes tied right beautiful timeline boys lucky to be alive thank the jesus christ
that whole pager thing is a phenomenal story the actual like backstory
behind it how to create the like created the company like shell company upon shell company
upon shell company like the through like taiwan like i mean it's classic craft right that's
all automated by ai at this point right i mean it's meta splite let's go
have you seen some of the videos of them getting blown up or not
no uh no i'm not a i'm not a masochist so i tend to skip a lot of that stuff oh bro there's a video
where this dude got his hand blown up rob hand blown off his name's finn not ray
raspy okay just come down ah we had ria on the other night yeah i mean if i want to watch a
snow film i'll watch passion of the christ you know
right ray's making great by the way he's he's very high quality he's a good guy right we've
recorded class really like he's a good guy right we've recorded
class really like he's great guy right we've recorded this listen right b bands are you ready
b bands is going to jump on and host an unrecorded one because uh i've got to be getting ready for
work tomorrow i've got my first online classes so i've got some to do about nine hours away why
are you being a little like are you getting old now robo that's a new contract now that's a new
contract tomorrow but uh we're going to end the record i only wanted to record it because of the earthquake don't talk
to me talk to my recording software from 1999 that doesn't let you export anything longer than three
hours okay and honestly i don't think we need to hear that much of uh robo and rack fm to be
perfectly frank three hours come on what are you really talking about? Oh, you should have heard me.
Alpha Gross.
Two hours
59 minutes is what Alpha Gross contract is.
It's all up. And all I'm saying
is that if he wants these songs done
by fucking April 20th, he better
fucking ixnay on the
onlay episode day.
You know. Are you guys doing something special for
420?
I've already said too much. are you guys doing something special for 420 i've already said too much you guys right b bands you're gonna host all and i'll end this
jump off the main account and then you'll fire straight up is that okay all right yeah let's do
it baby let's do it go go go let's roll right guys we'll be up and running in a minute all right we'll see us on the unrecorded
one we're gonna be in there blah blah blah blah blah blah god bless
