Good evening darling, good evening.
Oh mind, very sharp today ain't ya?
It's unlike the B-bands that we've gotten to know over the last few months.
You're normally quite tardy. You've actually beat Red Eye darling, I can't believe it.
Good evening Rock FM! And it is Tuesday, sorry it's Monday the 2nd of March 2026 and Trump's
causing hell on. Our B bands darling hello hello hello how are you doing evening
good afternoon good morning do you do you feel safer now that you've invaded iraq or what wow
are you feeling a bit safe are you looking forward are you looking forward
to your gas prices doubling oh? Oh, my God. I'm just like...
Candice was trying to say that the reason that we were able to go into Iran war
was because they took out Charlie.
So now they have the freedom to go.
I knew you had to bring Candice in in the first 20 seconds, but there is actually some truth to that.
But listen, but there's a point, but I'm, okay, I knew you had to be a smartass, but I still do with it.
So listen, I'm just saying there's a point to that.
Like it follows what we're talking about.
No, no, there is an element of truth to that because I saw somebody retweeted a poll from charlie back
in last year uh saying like uh should we go like to proper full kinetic wall with iran it was like
a poll and it had loads of votes and basically it was like i think 67 or 68 percent like no
absolutely not no of course we shouldn't and i was was actually, when I saw the poll, I only saw it this morning.
I actually thought, I bet you Charlie would be, with the Israeli connection, Charlie will be quite vocal right now.
I didn't think in regards to...
No, he literally went and told the President of the United States that we should not go to war with Iran.
It is not in our interest.
And a lot of the donors and people that
were like were mad at him for telling trump what he really thought instead of just saying what
everybody told him to say i have no doubt uh good evening red eyes so now you're doing you all right
have you filled up your truck and your motorbike or what with petrol have you got some stashed?
The oil's blowing yeah i filled up my tanks what a truck what a truck it's it's amazing i love it
dude so i mean look if we just get out of the basics here, right? Every American president since Jimmy Carter in 1979
has been going to do something about Iran, right?
I know Reagan was, you know, a lot of talk.
Jimmy Carter was the lame duck.
Jimmy Carter was the lame duck presidency from 76 to 80.
And then obviously Reagan came in in 80.
The only reason I know this is because Lindsey Graham 76 to 80 and then obviously Reagan came in and 80
Lindsey Graham was somehow sucking Reagan's
Post post sucking his dick post humus Lee while also saying he didn't do enough
Last so you know, you know about the hostage rescue attempt or not. That was a disaster uh did this have to do with the attack in 1980 in 80 in 80 after the uh yeah yeah yeah because
there was that what happened in 80 the disastrous rescue attempt and then there was the takeover of
the you probably not know about this but there was a takeover of the iran by extremists take over the
iranian embassy in london uh these terrorist who uh killed a british policewoman
called yvette yvette not if i could i bet uh i can't remember her name if that coop is a foreign
secretary yvette uh something she was called the copper she got shot like literally outside of the
embassy from inside the embassy they ended up having to send the sas in this is how the sas
became world famous nobody even knew about sas before this you know then they're on national tv like smoke bombing the iranian
wait is sas uh british special air service the original have you not seen sas rogue heroes b-bands
i just wanted to double check but uh no i i sent you the stuff about Keir Starmer being like,
you know, we're going to open up access to bases and stuff,
I thought you would find it humorous.
I'll put my British hat on for a minute and just let me see it.
The tie hat doesn't provide a whole lot of value right now.
We've canceled oil exports overnight, by the way, here.
All oil exports out of Thailand have been immediately suspended as of yesterday.
Yeah, it's probably smart.
Prices are are gonna go up
why sell the day when you could sell tomorrow potentially or you know you know we're a really
big like producing nation here from the gulf of thailand right especially like with the natural
gas and that the gulf of thailand is rich as fuck it's got absolutely like loads of rigs all over
i've worked with ppt and uh chevron and that are not pretty much a lot
about the petroleum industry in uh here in thailand and particularly in southeast asia
but immediately overnight they've just said right we're not ex because everybody across the world we
might have forgot because we have recency bias remember when russia invaded ukraine
the prices at the pumps spiked all over the the world Britain was really badly horse I mean just like with equity
markets people are pricing things in way they're pricing like many months of
stuff in and also people tend to I mean I see it all the time whenever cold
weather comes in here people stock up on the weirdest shit and way over by I
with petroleum because you just don't well you know you know gas well see oil is a little bit
different because of the way it's like commodity commoditized etc etc so you know you know gas
is sold on uh like a volatility uh matrix right where Where, like, the prices constantly change.
So, like, if you do, like, a big quote,
like I used to do big quotes, right,
in gas electric in the UK and that, right, the natural gas.
And essentially, when it's so big, the supply,
like, for example, electricity, you know, like a football stadium,
They're clarified as, like, a double zero, right, electricity you know like a football stadium the floodlights right yeah they're they're
clarified as like a double zero right which means that they like buy from the national grid in 30
minute increments right so they get a price for 30 minutes of electricity yeah you're like buying
contracts where you're fixing a price for a certain amount of time and yeah and gas worked on a
constant like volatility matrix so when you give like big quotes to these like massive industrial sites and that they use a lot of natural gas you have to
like give them a bit like a price at that particular time but if it's not like agreed
and stamped in on the contract like at a particular moment like the price constantly has to fluctuate
if they're like oh i'll have a thing about it we'll go to the board and blah blah blah come back
like you know a week or whatever to a constantly...
What's the word I'm looking for?
As a commodity to store, to transfer.
It's much more dangerous than oil.
Well, it's interesting because I've heard i've i've heard claims that you know this is
making russia seem like a better and better uh alternative for access to whether it's
russia's quids in here russia's sitting on sanctioned oil i kind of get rid of now that's all yeah dude is going to be i mean whatever China was gonna be buying from Iran I'm
sure it's gonna be looking to Russia to perhaps the bigger picture is siphoning
off this and what I think he's doing is do you see the electricity producing
chart that everybody was talking about yesterday that came out with a lon re
posted it like with China like well ahead. I think the electricity dominance of China
And what's going to happen in the future and what the looking art etc. Well all easy I did the centers in America and stuff like this
He's balancing out that like more of a level playing field
Like the US is gonna have far more stranglehold on a lot more of the world's oil, right?
And China is going to be greatly reduced something theyhold on a lot more of the world's oil right uh and china's
going to be greatly reduced something they just haven't got so one kicker for china they've got
loads of and they've just got no oil and it's going to balance out that fact that how
like dominant they are within the electric because elon was saying like uh the dominant electricity
supplier is generally the most like sort of fruitful uh economy or industry for want
of a better word equal and like civilization it's like it goes hand in hand more electricity
producing production the better the country the state of it is the more manufacturing the
more civilization etc of course so i'm gonna put. Favon, do you have anything to say about what we just said about China and oil?
Well, quickly, related to the UK,
there are local residents in Brandon right outside of Lake and Heath
that are reporting drone activity in the skies.
So Russia's been sending drones in the UK for a while, you know?
Yeah. Yeah. All I have to say And another one bites the dust
His name His name was in the Epstein files.
And Elaine Maxwell was his soulmate.
Yeah, well, he would describe as a soulmate
because she had loads of boyfriends.
I mean, she had more cock end than fucking weekends,
Thank you for staying focused
on the important stuff, B-Bands.
We're getting distracted by war,
but you're focused on the right stuff.
Her Fanny's seen a few summers, hasn't it, B-Bands?
Her little currywinkle fucking...
because they're trying to get
our attention away from things that matter.
how much older is Ghislaine
I'm not sure what you're fucking... what you're trying
to achieve, but I fucking question like you'd have
tons of Beybanz. What's going on here?
How old is Galia Maxwell?
Oh no, she could be as old as like sister or something.
I thought she was like mid-50s.
Epstein was like what, 61, 62, 63, something like that?
Epstein is only 60., 61, 62, 63, something like that? Epstein is only 60.
She would be old enough to have you as a baby,
but she would have been like, how old is Jalene Maxwell?
She could have definitely been Robo's mom.
She would have been like 12, exactly the age that they have on the island.
She needs to report on this.
So Ghislaine Maxwell, you know, she was one of the 20-something party girls in like the 80s and that.
There was a group of them in like
what we would call hi so here in high society here in thailand hi so there was like a group of them
that always used to be like in china whites and places like that in like london back in the day
and like the you know the champagne so the champagne palava yuppies remember the yuppie era
Do you remember the yuppie era? Briefcases and that?
The 80s? No, was it just me or was born?
Do you not know what a yuppie is like? Have you never heard of a yuppie before?
Like, tries to... Like, someone acting higher class or...
Okay, so no, imagine a yuppie would be wearing like new balance sneakers and like sport
Like a polo underneath a yuppie.
Thank God we don't have those around here.
those around here or at least not where i live but robo all right question for you do you have
Or at least not where I live.
any thoughts about uh the british air force getting involved with uh drone interceptions
missile interceptions i don't know you probably know a little bit more military history i don't
know if this is like i was was putting my British hat on right earlier
before we got interrupted with fucking
that Keir Starmer could have
Even his own people are starting to see him
as a little bit pathetic for not
being like totally far more to the left on the issue and trying to remain neutral you know trying
to remain a kermit the frog like i hate the people in his own party are being like you're
you're caving too much this if this shit wasn't going on with the royal family
keir starmer wouldn't be in a job right now. The royal family thing and Andrew and all that
was such a massive distraction from Mandelson,
from his fucking dithering on the situation of Diego Garcia.
But there couldn't have been a worse outcome
for a look, a projected image of a leader, of a PM.
This is worse than your man wearing the aviators
macron wearing the aviators to not show his black eye like seriously he couldn't have come out of
this looking more ineffective looking weaker on both sides right the right side of you know politics
and the far left progressive like i didn't even know who he's trying to repease by dithering and Daly and a hexeth summed
it up perfectly yesterday at the Pentagon the first Pentagon press
conference since the start of the bombing on Saturday I didn't get to
listen to that so if there was anything you know good from it he didn't address
he didn't address Starmer directly a although Trump did. Trump gave an interview to the Daily Express.
It was either the Telegraph or the Daily Express.
Trump just gave an interview.
It was released yesterday, I think it was, yesterday morning.
Monday morning, it would have been.
And he said, I'm very disappointed in Kia.
I never expected our closest ally to behave like that. He just was Kia, very disappointed. I never expected our closest ally to behave like that.
He just was very, very disappointed.
This was before they opened up Access.
Yes, but they let Iran bomb the fucking British airbase in Cyprus. Did you see that, right?
Bomb the runway and everything.
Yeah, I did recently see that. Yeah, yeah.
And the UK still haven't retaliated.
I mean, the first thing we saw is 10 bombs.
I'm surprised that the British weren't able to defend against...
I mean, you would imagine that they have their own defence there, right?
Because we have a Red Green Alliance.
No, dude, there was no...
Do you know that Greece has sent, like, fucking a few ships
and loads of fighter planes
because the uk has got nothing on site dude it's gonna take at least about 72 hours before we can even get any we could have had two like big destroyers off the coast but it's crazy that
france deployed there an aircraft carrier strike group before the uk did i mean that's
carrier strike group before the UK did.
I mean, that's, I think that's somewhat telling as well.
That being said, they did have a base struck before the British did.
Don't get me started on fucking France.
You know Storm and Norman Schwarzkopf?
Storm and Norman was the original dude in the Iraq War, man.
He was like the fucking failed marshal, the fucking major general in Bush's war, the original war.
Storm and Norman, he's called.
Storm and Norman Schwarzkopf.
He said going into war without the French is like going hunting without an accordion.
Have you heard that before?
I have to imagine some of these
might to them. Do you think
the French military is more
military? Outside of Special sales more but what that french
have really got really good i mean obviously they've got the foreign legion which are elite
uh but what the french what the french are really good at is the military intelligence
and the general also it's exactly like the format that we have like in most like civilized countries
around the world where you've got like a cia and an fbi or you've got an mi5 and an mi6 i mean mi
stands for military uh intelligence but like you know mi5 deal with domestic threats but they're
not the police like the fbi are uh they don't do all of the after-thingy work, they leave that special branch
They just catch people or kill people
Everywhere's got really good intelligence services,
more civilized places have got two branches.
The French are really fucking
good at this, really, really good at it.
I mean, the Beatles, the way that it stands, just because of the fact that...
I'm looking at the Navy right now, and it says, I mean, this is just Google AI overview,
but French Navy has a larger number of total vessels, more balanced fleet,
while UK Royal Navy holds advantage in tonnage and specialized power projection.
Yeah, the only thing that we've got, the one thing we've got is we've got a good air force and a good Navy, right?
Yeah, it's it's there. It's the everyday rank and file boots on the ground troops that we haven't got
We've only got to stand an army or something like of like 50
That would like fighting people ready
Do you guys have conscription? No, not whatsoever.
That ended ages ago. I think that ended
shit really pops off. I could be
If there was a war, there would be
conscription, of course there would.
Storm has already talked about it.
We're going to have to do RAC-FM live reporting from the fucking battlefield.
Because I got dragged into the village.
Do you know all ex-servicemen in the UK?
All ex-servicemen, right?
That are not retired can be immediately called up, right?
something. So it's written in. Well, under a certain age. No, no, no, no. This is where I'm
leading with a story. This is where I'm leading with a tale. This happened a few months ago when
all the talk in Europe was about going to war with Russia, right, NATO and everything. And,
you know, the UK met with France and what do they call them? The Unwavering Coalition or something
or the Coalition of the Willing, sorry, it's called isn't it the the germany france uk like back in of ukraine
so what came out and this was in the bbc as well dude of all places so you know it's proper legit
uh the british government or the armed forces committee had put on notice all retired which means like over the age of 65
uh some of the retired at like uh 62 65 some of the retired at the new age of 67
but all retired ex-military personnel will put on like a a footing that they would have to contribute
well what they said is they could be involved in they're not on the front line
but they'd be involved in like logistics uh planning uh like officer duties do you know
what i mean like all like all of like the kind of like that makes sense that makes sense but they
put them i mean this must have been two three four five months ago this came out uh and then
what they did is they kept trying to talk
they kept trying to do this you know because what they'll do you know like how they'll like just let
little bits come out like little snippets and you just know for a fact that like what they're getting
at like like they'll have like say like the late the government or something they'll have like three
or four ministers and they'll all come out and they'll have the same like underlying theme to what they're trying to say like you know if russia attacks and you know if this happens
despite us you know wanting not to like do this this could happen you know they'll create this
like fabrication world around things right and you just won't i'm looking at uh looking at what
is you know who is considered or what country is considered
to have the strongest military in Europe and if you consider Russia part of
Europe then it would be number one but they're saying second is France and then
the UK right behind it and then Poland you've got to think about population
sizes as well because the size of your military is
in most cases fairly related to the size of your population. Yeah that makes sense, that makes sense.
Dude have you actually seen, this would surprise you, have you actually seen the top 10 because you've got to understand the term is what they call a standing army, right? Yeah. An army you
can stand up in the face of, like,
war or battle, right? A standing army, yeah?
If you have a look at, like, the world's top
there's some surprising ones in there,
standing armies are important, but obviously,
Standing armies are important for, like,
maintaining, you know, the control and enforcement of what your ground objectives are.
As we can tell with the current offensive in Iran, as far as we know, there's no U.S. boots on the ground.
And they're still able to exert their power.
Well, why would you have boots on the ground, right?
Because drones were only just coming into mainline warfare, mainstream warfare in the original fucking war in Iraq back in the day, right?
back in the day right like now drones are available like there's absolutely no reason on
Like, now drones are available.
earth to have uh boots on the ground especially if you take into account the rising up of the
iranian people themselves because they're i mean the hardliners right and the cult
they have got some like you know power base and backing but the vast fact i'd say maybe seven or
eight iranians out of ten are going to be happy
To see the regime gone and that's not even
Counting the dysphoria that's all over the world
I think I sent this in the group chat
It's like the Iran's military
Is now more decentralized than Solana
It's true Aye, they've've given what they've done is they've activated this
thing bay bans that's give like independent uh like military doctrine all right it's around around
the country at different missile sites they've got like pure freedom just to fire whatever they want
wherever they want whenever they want it's unlimited so going
back very quickly we'll bring cell cherry in but going back to it this has been coming for 47 years
yes jimmy carter was the uh president red eye so he was the lame duck president from uh 76 to 80
but everybody since reagan has been gonna do something about iran and trump's done it like
he's done it and it's at the end of the day it takes massive balls knowing the pushback you would get domestically
even from you know people on your own in your own movement mega movement there's loads of my
guy so what he needs to do is this needs to be over within two to three weeks utter capitulation
you're bringing an interim civilian government, maybe the Shah's fucking
son's going to go back, we'll see what happens with that. But there will be some form of,
like, you know, you need to see the IRGC who are willing to, like, give up and repent and
take the amnesty, you need to see them move over. You need this entire thing. It's not
Venezuela, you know what I mean? It's fuck this place, it place is massive what you don't want to see is the balkanization of
Iran like we saw in Yugoslavia
Which is a really interesting aspect actually if you think about it
That would be the last thing you would want because that would cause fucking hell on tribal warfare
Like a total separation and it would fuck the Middle East up massively if Iran separated like Iranians
The way that they regard themselves as like, you know
Originated as of the Persian Empire etc. They're generally quite proud of like Iran to be the true Aryans
Yeah, yeah, correct. I but he needs to get this over within three weeks two weeks to three weeks max total capitulation
situation uh civilian government in uh american and european money to be able to help really sort
out like you know the the pipelines etc etc and and get the iranian people rich again like the
the iranian people man they should have loads of money the amount of
they're sitting on they've got rare herbs and everything in iran man they've got loads of
going on the place is huge man have you actually seen the size of iran man it's fucking massive man and it's so central as well
if you look at its positioning on like east side of the gulf right and like its proximity to asia
as well as its proximity to europe it's fucking and it's the way that it's sponsored all these
terrorist proxies i mean a few people are gonna die
It's never good for people to die. I think you've already lost six servicemen
But like there's nobody can tell me that this is like a bad move unless we see it
You know descend into what happened in Iraq, which I hope it does Syria, which I hope doesn't there's no real bad like outcomes here
This has changed the whole timeline this mate
like so freaking he's basically going to push europe and the uk and canada and australia
into actually doing mass deportations and stuff like germany announced i think it was this morning
that in the next hundred days they'll be locking down their border and deporting a fuck ton of people.
So basically, he's called
going to happen here now is we're going to see an increase
of attacks on our streets, right?
And that's going to force the government to actually do something.
I guess it might be too early
to say, but there was like uh that uh mass casualty
event in austin um pretty soon there was one in ohio as well today was there oh well yeah and
three people got stabbed in edinburgh and all off of mad jihad looked into that. So there's Iranian sleeper cells all over the UK.
The amount of attacks the UK, like MI5 and that, right,
and special branches have stopped from Iran since, say, 2022.
Dude, they've stopped something like 20-odd attacks, you know,
in the last four years from sleeper cells.
What's the number of actuals?
It's something like 90,000 fucking terrorist attacks in 72 countries
My numbers might be a bit wrong there
but they're in that ballpark.
I wanted to ask him the same question I asked you earlier.
I'm sure you saw the statements that Keir Starmer
about opening up support.
Well, we know what side he's
fucking bread's buttered on, mate.
He's a fucking spineless cunt.
He's in the pockets of the Islami
the elite world order that's been trying to take
He's not a leader of men he's not a man himself
you know and then and then like with with this wait a minute
celturian i've literally when he asked me that question i said he couldn't have come out of this
looking worse he couldn't have come out of this right if he tried looking like like less effective
more of a gunk like he has come out of this
looking incredibly embarrassing.
He definitely speaks like a lawyer.
I definitely picked that up.
I didn't know that about him.
The moment fucking bombs landed in fucking Cyprus,
I was looking like, oh, no, that's it, dickheads, you're done.
But even then, it won't even got to that point
because he denied use of the air bases, didn't he,
like last week or the week before.
When Robo was telling me that there was no,
that you guys had no military assets effectively there
to try and protect it, I was quite surprised about that.
I don't know what the situation is, to be honest, mate,
with our military and how it's deployed.
But I know we're a shadow of our former selves.
But, like, freaking everything's coming out.
It's going to get destroyed.
Like, the fucking Arsenal of Wonderland is going to get destroyed.
The UN is going to fucking collapse because they can't afford it
because no one's paying in the fucking dues.
The UN had a shelf life. The UN had a shelf life, right? A maximum of 20. collapse because they can't afford it like because no one's paying them the dues
you went on a shelf life the un had a shelf life right a maximum of 20 a long time ago no no after brexit this brings up a great point is i mean is article five being invoked at all with
you know these uh nato base not necessarily nato bases but like whether it be uh france's base that was hit uh i remember
if that was a guitar they are they are it or bf this or they are classed as nato bases or because
any attack on one member nation is attack on everybody so you've attacked you've attacked two
members well uh three if you think because they've attacked american because israel israel is not a part of uh nato right uh they've attacked france the uk
and the us and nato haven't activated anything up to now have they it's all individual
these bases are forward deployed to you know areas outside of it would be like you know if us had bases in ukraine uh you know now they've just got bio labs there
yeah so i i don't know maybe that's treated differently but
it's interesting i've been dying to talk to somebody just to update yeah just update yeah we had no defensive capabilities uh in the ocean no ocean
assets uh at the cyprus uh airfield and they got the runway as well right uh one one ship was
somewhere else right like not exactly nearby but you know could have been there within yeah
they're they're they're helping the immigrants Cross from Africa to Italy
That's what they're fucking doing
From when it got hit was still 72 hours away
These are like what they call
To stop this ship fairly well equipped
I don't know if Red Eye will know
Why we have an airbase in Cyprus
Was it in the 70s, the massacre, Robbo?
Yeah, but we've had assets across that whole region,
like Malta and everything, right, back in the day from World War II.
Yeah, they're strategic naval positions.
It was retained upon Cyprus's independence in 1960
serving as a cornerstone for UK
massacred the whole fucking town
like brutalised it and stuff
that's why there's the split so you're
not you're not half of cyprus and half of cyprus you're not greek cypriots uh red eye and
there's a border in cyprus between the two right down the middle pretty much
all right it doesn't even go across any particular parallel it's literally down the middle of cyprus
the corridor and off and the area where the massacre is it's just like that's all card and off and no one's
ever gone back there like there's still photos and shit and like ornaments in the buildings and that
dude it's the same when you go through the dmz in vietnam it's this like whole area where you
you go through and it's like you can tell it was a dmz back in the day still to this day you can tell
go through and it's like you can tell it was a dmz back in the day still to this day you can tell
yeah i'm looking at what military assets the uk has in the middle east right now they've got uh
naval support facility in bahrain uh hub for royal navy operations in the gulf you've got cyprus but
what does the hub mean what does the hub mean where are the assets that's actually in the water like
like there could be in the indian ocean
do you know what i'm talking about like yeah we deployed a bunch of boats up north didn't we for
greenland and stuff as well yeah yeah that's what france also had some out there too if i'm not
mistaken but you've got cyprus which is apparently the main operating base for the RAF hosting Typhoon, Voyager tankers, transport aircraft.
Got Oman, the Dukum Port, Joint Logistics Hub.
A place to hit in Bahrain, that's one of our bases too, in Bahrain.
Yeah, Qatar, Al-Udeid Air Base, home to 12 Squadron, Joint RAF, Qatari Air Force, UAE,
Permanent Facility for Headquarters Logistics Personnel. Yeah, there's a whole bunch. airbase home to 12 squadron joint raf qatari air force uae permanent facility for headquarters
logistics personnel yeah there's a hold on uh 2200 british soldiers stationed in cyprus right now
all right but you need to be able to put them on board bro you need to be able to put them in
in fucking chin-ups you need to get boots on the ground yeah in fucking troop carriers yeah
honestly like like the did blair started this
didn't he stripping our military back sure oh blair blair's the start of all of the evils in the uk
because because we're considered like the chief uh like the head of the uh military no the king
the king officially the king officially is there that they called his majesty's forces his majesty's air force and blah blah blah
But so we've got a very sort of fucking unique thing in the UK
about declarations of war and not
It's it's quite a fucking weirdo system to be honest with you
Yeah, well, it's like an end mute in it like this
takes a lot of deliberation before we make a fucking decision yeah baby bands
I've put some comments in the in can you put because on Android you still can't
put anything in a nest you know how about it can I ask you wait wait can I
ask you question are you when you select the thing,
are you sliding all across the bottom?
Because there's a lot of selections.
And I noticed that I couldn't see,
I could no longer see the Rack FM,
So then I was like, where'd it go?
So then I started sliding and I saw it's all the way
at the end of the little like share button.
Are you sure that maybe it didn't, like you haven't been sliding it across?
No, we haven't got that. So all it brings up right is the chat
Share via link copy link and then I've got like line telegram discord nothing else
So I've put a couple of things
This is a boomer how-to seminar right now
I bet you it works and he's just not
i'll snap the yellow off the two of your teeth you're talking about
okay hold on let me see i got okay i'm adding them on you smart ass
red eye have you seen the kermit the frog in the next? Oh, yeah. Yep, yep. I've seen that, but it's like watching.
It was like something to do with someone else expelling Muslims from their country.
Also, Celturian mentioned about this, right?
And this is where I was trying to kick in at the time.
He's talking about Germany closing the borders and mass deportations, right? this is where i was like trying to kick in at the time he's talking about uh germany closing like the borders and mass deportations right which is what we need
right across europe so hey excuse me oh yes thank you very much um so um i know put he put he put
something he made a comment.
I just put it in the nest.
It says for Article 5, you could say it still works because Turkey hasn't been bombed yet.
The bombed an airbase in Turkey.
It's not real if it's not in the nest.
I didn't know how to do it, so.
I mean, B-Bands has been loading the nest with Candice, so you fucking know.
I have put one freaking thing about Candice.
I'm on Android, man. And I on android man just stuff about epstein since we went from normal dms
to chat every time on android you try to like i know exactly how to share in the nest right and
it doesn't give me the option ever on the android these days and my apps always updated it's a
bug can i get back the point mass deport deportations, right, and roundups and incarceration
has already been in Greece for a while now.
The Greek Navy have been ramming boats in that man, right,
and all sorts of shit going on down in Greece.
They're sick of it, right?
They're knocking down mosques.
In Athens, they've refused all, like, there's no more places.
Like, they've been raiding these, like, secret mosques
in people's apartments and that.
No more mosques are being built in greece mass deportations denmark uh shabia mahmoud shabana
mahmoud was uh in denmark the other day denmark has essentially totally and utterly reversed
like could all benefits deportation like loads of go and that's a lefty government as well
denmark you know a very very sort of liberal kind of like country they saw they saw the dangers of
what was happening and they're trying to like reverse it because obviously you know the problem
still isn't like what it is in sweden for example right in denmark they've still got a little handle
on it they're completely trying to reverse like loads of so it is happening
it is starting i'm interested to see what happens with hungary because if uh if orban loses and this
nutter gets in he's just going to open the gates so that's going to be very interesting
poland's just turned around and went you can off yet again and italy uh maloney's saying now like it's looking like
mass deportations and a complete like ban right a complete veto on the any any immigration you've
got to have in europe now you've got to have like mass net uh re-migration right across an entire fucking continent. You've got to get into negatives. You know what I mean?
You've got to have negative fucking migration numbers.
When you say negative, you mean like negative population?
You've got more people going out than you've got coming in.
Do you know the only reason
Do you know, Red Eye, the only reason
our aggregate migration figures are not looking
totally horrendous is because the amount of Britons
that have been leaving to go elsewhere.
Especially with young people.
We've lost more millionaires, you know, leaving to go elsewhere. Yeah. Especially with young people. It's not the numbers. Hmm.
We've lost more millionaires, you know, than any country in the fucking world recently,
More millionaires than billionaires.
They've all fucked off, dude.
I kind of had a feeling this was going to happen anyway.
Like, remigration, mass deportations are on the menu, Robo, regardless of this war.
Because, like, tourism's fucking dropped like a motherfucker. That's why they filled these hotels with these dickheads.
Have you seen the likes of Brighton and
So this will be a way of bailing out
they'll get funded by the government's
treasuries to fly all these dickheads on.
Dude, have you seen what's happening in, like,
Brighton and Ballmouth and that? Like, these are
some of our best coastalal areas in the UK
Oh, they're absolute shittles
In Bournemouth have all been taken over
For illegal asylum seekers
The main culprits are the people that own the
Britannia chain and Ibis hotels
Ibis is actually owned by
A French conglomerate as well.
So we're paying the fucking French 800 million a year to fucking stop this shit.
But then we're also fucking paying the French to fucking put them in hotels.
What about the Muslim landlord of the HMOs, the foreigner?
BlackRock's doing the same thing.
They bought 1.4 billion billion worth of fucking residential properties,
and they're fucking converting all them into HMOs and stuff,
Who were the first people to meet the farmers?
Who were the first people to meet the farmers?
It's been happening for fucking decades, Robbo.
So you buy a fucking house, right?
And then you get one of your fucking cousins to fucking move in it,
The housing benefit fucking pays for the mortgage.
Then you go buy another one, and then once
you've got a few properties under the ladder,
then you can fucking grow and grow and grow and grow and grow.
first people? Who were the first main people
that are business leaders that Stormer met
with right after the election? Who were the main
first people? Oh, it'd be the fucking
No, it wasn't. It was Blackrocklin fucking no it wasn't it was blackrock
and bill no it's larry think larry think in secret and bill gates first two people he met
and then also as well like like you gave them a deal where they run our main port is that in
portsmouth that but our main fucking port for cargo it's well it's quite no it's quite Fundamental but uh port mouth is
More based around a lot of it around
So liverpool is still quite
Huge southampton is another
Well whatever whatever our main cargo
Like that's what black rock is
Running so if they're running that and they're
Organizing all this shit because they're connecting to the WEF,
God knows, like, you know,
they'll fire all the fucking whities
and then fucking hire a bunch of diverse people
private security firm, which is, like, fucking
Pakistani-owned, because that seems to be the
thing with these hotels, all the security
firms and that, they're all, like, fucking Pakistanis.
Dude, you do know who runs
Manchester Airport, don't you?
So, once that's in place,
they can fucking bring anything they want in.
I was like, oh, ignore that container.
Don't worry about that one. And it's fucking
loaded with AKs and we're all fucked.
Do you not know the kick-off that happened when they wanted to
buy the nuclear, they wanted to buy
Selby 2 or whatever it was, the nuclear power station.
The Chinese were going to come in and run it because the fucking French didn't want anything to do with it.
How do we let our key infrastructure be run by fucking foreigners?
Robo, I'm just seeing the post you made about Trump sending in reinforcements to the Middle East.
Bro, that fucking made me laugh so hard.
Joe's like, I'm still sore from the landing.
Did you have any idea, or did he make that for you?
No, this was way back in the day.
I think it was Brasco when we did
the joe nft connection so yeah uh trump when i asked him about uh about the ayatollah being
dead and he was like i don't know we'll have to see like he said uh but it looks like i'm creating
jobs in iran as well that has to be one of the more like just died when I read that I literally crippled
I think I sent you another one that actually made me laugh
We thought it was going to take four weeks
For us to take out their leadership
And as you saw it took about an hour
So we're ahead of schedule on that
Have you heard the rumours about
Like the actual blackmail tapes
money too like what do you think about those rumors if you'd know of them oh i haven't heard
about this you're saying like uh the supreme leader was holding on to these copies of the
like the epstein blackmail tapes that were taken um and and stored like because somewhere along
the lines like the iranian regimes connected to the british
empire or at least the city of london and the rothschild dynasty uh you know and this is all
like mad conspiracy theory stuff that i don't know if it's true or not i can't imagine any of that
being true because if let's say that there were these uh files and you files that were grabbed by certain entities,
it would 1 million percent be Mossad with CIA support.
So if you wanted to get them off, out of country, right,
or out of jurisdiction, I should say.
But what if we're not dealing with nation states here
and we're dealing with a clandestine deep state organisation?
The Rothschilds that would still be in Israel
Israel is the only place on
Earth you could trust for any of that shit
That's why when all the pedos get caught and they get
Like bail or whatever they run away to Israel
A lot of sort of like antiIsrael, anti-British
rhetoric at the moment on Twitter, you see.
hates Israel, what you're talking about.
Yeah, I know. I'm just seeing
a lot of it. I haven't seen as much
Definitely see a lot of anti-Isitish stuff uh definitely see a lot of you know anti-israel which look i'm not look we
are we are very critical about you know radical islam here we're not critical about muslims we're
critical about radical islam that's the hard line for rakafem right we'll always stick to it yeah
yeah the jihadis the jihadis you've got muslims all over the world that are lovely fucking nice
people that you know you can live amongst right like i do here but we are critical of radical Yeah, the jihadis. You've got Muslims all over the world that are lovely fucking nice people.
You know, you can live amongst, right?
But we are critical of radical Islam.
So to be fair, and we always have this.
Well, it's quite clear anyway.
They've gone and bombed their Muslim brethren around the region and stuff.
And it's like, you know, and Saudi Arabia has been fucking warring us for years.
Stop letting these guys into your country.
Well, let me be very clear as well.
We're not here to wrap the Israeli Zionists in the cloak of respectability and integrity whatsoever.
Like, you've got to hold the Israelis and the Zionists highly responsible for many, many things.
I mean, I still maintain that they did 9-11, 100%, right?
And it was the biggest false flag in history.
Accountability across the board,
because I'd like to see fucking Tony Blair behind bars too.
There's loads of people on this planet
that need to have you held accountable.
False flags have been going on for that long
that it would just make sense
that you'd be able to build up to one of that
I've heard some recent claims
Saudi Aramco was actually by
I don't believe that at all
Saudi's been Israel's Great ally ally in that region for
quite a while now since uh mbs i figured as well 100 mbs has wanted like peace in the middle east
and peace with israel uh saudi were the first ones to say that they would agree to like sign up
to a reciprocal uh agreement so like for israel to have an embassy in their
country this is a thing across the middle east israel israel has got embassies all over the
world right got one here in bangkok and consulates as well right but they are not allowed in any of
the middle eastern countries you know and saudi were the first ones to actually see like we'll open an embassy in jerusalem uh you you open an embassy here in ryda uh riyadh sorry it was it was like and iran actually went
mad about this so did a few other nations as well but iran were the most vocal about
this this would have only been about what about about a year ago maybe or something just after
Yeah, I've noticed a pattern with bin Salman. He's slowly been westernising for people.
He's allowed women to not wear hijabs and he's allowed them to drive,
but obviously that's taken a few years to bring about.
I mean, it's the same in Pakistan.
modern yeah but if you go
into the outer regions into places like
Mirpur which is mainly where our
immigration comes from from Pakistan
it's very like tribal and
clan orientated and very very
what's the place on the border with Afghanistan
yeah Pakistan and fucking Afghanistan are going What's the place on the border with Afghanistan is a Peshaw
Peshaw I will Peshaw you know you walk down the street and that then the bizarre and that and they've got fucking like A case I'm not just for sale in the fucking market enough
What he was saying there.
Sorry, sorry, Red Eye, go on.
I was just saying, Pakistan
would be one of the few countries in the Middle East
that I would think would be quite formidable.
Like, would not necessarily
I've always seen there with Peshwa.
I've watched a documentary on that.
They just make replica guns.
The whole fucking industry in that area
is all about making AK-47s.
they've got some things going for them. Obviously, the fact that they're nuclear, but they're nowhere so yeah they've got some things going for them obviously the fact that they're
nuclear but they're nowhere near like the strength of uh india uh but they have again got like a
decent air force uh they certainly haven't got a fucking navy uh india's the guys with the navy
but they've got a half decent like air force like pakistan again something gone for them it's just like the amount of population and bodies that would have
to throw something there again their intelligence is really good is it the iis or the isi or something
pakistani intelligence the bad boys like the gestapo dudes they're like quite lethal like
they're well known for like really bad like torture allegedly sponsors of terrorism as well though like let's be
honest patty stand yeah but it's one of the heads of the hydra dude they're the ones trying to take
over our country yeah but see i've had this argument with uh with a few of you know my
close friends and happy to potentially make the argument here but i i would argue you know we say that Iran is the
largest state sponsor of terrorism and I would probably wager that they're
actually behind the United States historically in terms of I would say the
largest sponsor of state terrorism would be like the British the phantom British
banking system that's what it is iran as well iran took the
mantle over from gaddafi so originally gaddafi was the world's biggest sponsor of like state
terrorism or state-sponsored terrorism sorry gaddafi was by like a million miles and then
he because of all the sanctions and everything and that the stranglehold that they put on libya
Because of all the sanctions and everything and the stranglehold that they put on Libya,
that became well-restricted.
So, for instance, the Irish Republican Army,
he was like a massive funder of pretty much anything and everything they did for a long time.
Gaddafi was sponsoring loads of the leftist guerrillas in South America back in the day.
But Iran kind of took the mantle from him as his power through sanctions
I wonder where George Soros
comes into play with this
because he seems to be funding
all these radical groups that are protesting
against all this shit, you know,
through his Tide Foundation and the Open
Because he kind of seems to be standing on his own as a separate entity because i've not like when i've been doing digging i've not seen any sort of
relations to him and klaus schwab or even the he's embedded he's embedded in the red green alliance
there is a massive like red green alliance i mean you look no bigger than china and iran it's partnership with the oil and that right uh dodgy going on with a like transfer and
mid-tanker like middle of nowhere in the ocean and like that right china's been getting
loads of oil from iran but the red green alliance had spread all over the place like
think about it right all of these like kickoff for Palestine and not how it's been like
Intertwined with like the LBGT and the trans fucking movements and not make all
I mean have you noticed the sort of like Islamo communist sort of flag design dude?
It's like Chevron where you look at the Iranian flag the palace
We're not the Iranian flag the Palestinian flag the trans pride flag it's a very similar design
motifs and stuff all of the islamic flag contain the colors of uh red white green and black
nearly all of them and the sick and the the crescent moon and the star is like a fucking Moloch Bahamut fucking symbol as well.
what are the odds that you put on
Thailand getting involved in this
None whatsoever, other than the fact that
we've got people in the Middle East.
realistic battlefield assessment what I asked that's are gonna be deployed to
the Middle East oh Southeast Asia so far removed from from there we've got massive
landmass in between us man our only worry out is China we haven't got any
threats just other than China not too if if there was a massive girl to save the day if there was if there was mass nuclear
armageddon between india and pakistan that might become a cause for concern depending on which way
the wind's blown do you know what i mean literally yeah the only threats of thailand is china and
rabo cambodia's just back down cambodia said look we didn't want
anymore hassle i heard that because thailand like we're never going to give in this is our land this
is our so i tell you what the last i would die for the sovereign land out here it's still it now
thai versus british military can we get a little bit of a play-by-play how you think this would
But the thing is, you didn't need that many people to cause a big mess, right? You only need the right kind of airships, like airplanes and shit, right?
You need the right leader, the right commander.
You get some of those bad eggs that you've been eating, Robo, get those on the British ship. If it was me, Red Eye, if it was me me i wouldn't even put troops on the ground i just
i just turned everywhere into glass and ash do you know we have we still have conscription
earlier you hit their oval teen reserves and you sneak in bad eggs
do you know we still have conscription out here
Conscription lottery or not
Does that work for people like yourself
No no it's not like South Korea
South Korea and Israel they're on a war foot
Mandatory conscription Even women even women go through it right and South Korea
it's slightly different with the men and the women right but it's similar concept
for the men hey yeah it's like a national lottery well like every year
because they don't get the recruitment numbers so every year they have to like
draw up so many people dude some of the videos are hilarious
right because you see like the room where they're like could get all the people in and they do the
lottery with all the people in the big halls and that right in these provinces and you should see
the trannies like when the trannies find out they're either that they're in they've been drafted
or they're not in they're like get burst out with excitement right if like they're not
in the lottery and they didn't have to go through conscription they're like doing the splits
and everything like whoo pom-poms out and that and then you see the ones that like get
pulled in the lottery like jumping on the floor like sobbing screaming getting carried away by
the dudes like in absolute bits i mean i have seen those videos i didn't know that was
for conscription i thought that was for something else but all right damn oh that's hilarious yeah
man the 20s have been gone wild out here you know i'm pattier and that the fucking there's been
gang of them gunning around fucking smashing up fucking tourists and fucking drugging them and
everything and nicking all the money and that well Well, see, it's probably good that you've been, you know,
you've been, you know, off the drinking.
That way you can see these people coming, you know?
Bro, I forgot to tell you.
Isn't that where Gabe lives?
Doesn't Gabe live in Patea?
No, he lives on the island.
Oh, he moved from Patea, I think.
I don't know, but I know he lives on the island.
Chewie lives in Samui, doesn't he?
Does he not live in Samui?
Or no, is it the other one on the other side?
Thai military is pretty big.
They've got 360 360 000 active personnel uh good job
and they're all like mu thai champions it's i mean 250 000 600 or 65 000 in the navy 46 000 in the
air force 200 000 reserves do you know why you read all that you know
i got me wrong back it's a not a good job here it's a good job here for if you're poor it's a
good good option to yeah i mean that's why a lot of people i met you know join the military in the
u.s also you might not know this right there is an an interesting one for you. So all Thai school kids here when they're young up to grade 9, going into grade 10.
So grade 11 and 12, sorry grade 11 and 12 it changes.
I think grade 10 they might not have to particularly do one or the other but the young kids up
to grade 9 they're all in
the cubs or the uh the cubs or the girl guides the young ones are in the cubs and then they've
got the girl guides right and they spend like every even the teachers in the school become like the
scout masters and that they go for the boys go from the cubs to the scouts at a certain age
but when they hit grade uh the last two grades of high school here between 16 and 18 grade 11 and 12
uh the the boys go to army training so i don't know if you know this like the kids have got like
uh the school kids and it's like one day per week like on a like a thursday morning or a thursday
afternoon and they get the rest of the day off school you know like if you've been army training
in there in the morning you can like check out at school but you have any lessons uh they've got the
full like proper military uniform the jack boots on and everything they got to school like this and
then military camp you know learn about like uh shooting they do uh pe school mandatory cadets
i i yeah yeah like the cadets egg exactly like the kid every school kid across the entire body
but it's mandatory though even the private school so even from under the office of private education
even they go i've taught it like international schools and like and the kids still have to put
the army uniform on and go into your part but they learn loads of skills like they learn loads of
stuff mind it's pretty cool like just so they've got some like fondness some element of it in them in case they ever do go to
war you know you got to think we've had like war over here like more recently like than like say
what other countries might have experienced like years have always fought on foreign soil when was the last time that uh i keep wanting to say england uh i don't know is it more proper to say england when i'm addressing
you and solcherian or is it better for me to say the uk now if you're talking about fighting it
will be the uk because it's regarded as one entry is a fault so it's british forces yeah but but mine and
rubble's ethnicity with english one of the oldest one of the oldest uh of the king's guards the
original ones they're like uh we've got like the scottish highlander dudes we've got uh the welsh
guard we've got the uh there are so does like scotland have its own military in any no they're
all part of the British armed forces.
So as a fighting force, that's why I'm saying it didn't refer to England.
I mean, that's the centre of control, Westminster, the power, etc., right?
But when it comes to the armed forces, as a reactionary response team or squad, whatever,
It's inherently Britishish their their armed forces
protects the british isles interesting okay not island not island they're on their own
island haven't even got a fucking army man the fucking spastic's man that's why we had to send
our people in back in the day they've gotten out there and they've got about 20 000
last year they got six in the s30 size
how many soldiers i mean kuwait just downed three f-15s uh today i mean this is ridiculous i'm sure you guys have read about this the friendly fire yeah yeah yeah you see one of the pilots when he landed in his
parachute and the fucking q80 guy run over them like are you all right my friend all right
was the guy coming up to him with a stick or a pipe you know ready to beat one of them until
he found out that he was american it's like it honestly it made me smile because that's how
It's like, it honestly, it made me smile because that's how it would, you know, if that happened where I live, you know, it'd be the same thing except probably at gunpoint.
It's like, okay, all right, you're American.
Otherwise, get the fuck off my land.
You see, in all of this, what I'll always remember about the UK and why we'll always make it and why we'll always survive and why we're going to survive this, the biggest onslaught of humanity we've seen in a long time in regards to, you know, depopulation and recolonization, etc.
And how many nights the Germans bombed the UK, especially they called it the Blitz, you know, back in the day.
They sent all the school kids out to the countryside, like wrench from their parents.
And the very fact that Hitler didn't have the bollocks to just go and invade the UK is mind-boggling.
He kind of knew that every single Britishish man and woman would stand their ground
and fight to the death he kind of knew right it was not a case of like france or you know the
scandinavian countries that he just walked into it took like three and a half weeks to take france
you know with a blitzkrieg right he just knew that he he made that atlantic gate all the way down the
coastline stretching right up in the north like
all the way fucking down to fucking spain like the fortifications all along like the beaches
and the cliffs and all down the whole atlantic coast you know of like uh holland france belgium
the whole thing took over all the major ports like literally just locked down western europe and he just had this
little small island if you look at europe and where they took obviously spain was having its
own at the time but he got in with them uh got in with that good far right government italy was
having its own but he still got in with them and sent troops down there so they could get into
north africa like the mountain of north africa and not that the Germans had fucking took over Rommel was outstanding and Hitler still
Still didn't send ground troops and he's Navy and do a full blockade of the UK
But he could have done all of it so easily, you know, and he didn't have the fucking bollocks and you know why?
Because he knew it would just be the worst bloodbath in history.
I was reading about when the last time UK was in a military conflict
and historically the last major conventional undeclared war
fought solely by the UK was the Falklands War in 82.
I had never heard of this.
Yeah, but that's Argentina.
Yeah, yeah, yeah um but then you have uh
it said that's land we shouldn't really have that's part of the old colony right
still yeah they had a reference were a lot of british people that died it was like a few hundred
people that were killed oh yeah on the british slumber oh because the art the thing is the argi's
invaded it that and the other island really really quickly right and so we got the
basic team across the atlantic right we have a steam all the way across the atlantic with
limited resources i told you ascension island you know when i was talking about ascension island the
other day in the uh in the atlantic the kind of mid south atlantic right that's our only like point of like
supply like you gotta send shit to ascension and then your ship's gone back to the uk
bermuda maybe no no no not if you look where ascension is and the falklands are reed down
man on the fucking south man oh yeah i mean it's a long you're basically going halfway around
the world all right so he only had the boys we could stick on the ships right uh very limited
very limited like uh dude we were dude the whole story about the falklands is an amazing documentary
you would be absolutely shocked out bad and violent it was you know
That the harrier jump jet being key. Yeah, yeah, we're the only only nation in the world You're not to create a jump jet there red eye. You know this don't you
Up until now because you got the vto lf 35 aren't you?
So you're talking about like a jet that can take off vertically
Yeah, okay. Yeah, the harry jumped out with it
with the only people who ever managed to do it we've had it for you anybody else
created me uh yeah so that was i guess the last major one obviously uk was a
part of iraq war and been in libya afghanistan our last major one it was the
insurgents uh the insurgency in Malaysia.
It would have been the last one in the 50s.
Late 40s, starting roundabout.
So we had to fight an insurgency
like what Hughes did in Vietnam
in Malaysia before Malaysia got independence.
It was quite a fucking weird old drama
what happened in Malaysia.
It's quite bloodthirsty and
It's one of the places that the SAS really really did like make their bones
Was in the million jungles
I'm just picturing B bands right now on like, you know, the old the US advertisements in the 40s
That's like buy us steel or you know buy us bonds
Just her face modern dripping copper
red light your computer yeah so either check this so either the british at war in malaysia
or the suez canal thing would have been the last like proper conflict that we would have been involved in other than the foot after my old band was stationed there when that was going on
i wouldn't consider the falklands to actually be like even though it's called the faultlands war
i want i mean it it's the corner of the wall because it's like nation against nation but
once we arrived once we turned up with a few numbers we absolutely destroyed them we sucked the belgrano 200 nord argentinians died on the belgrano when we disposed to them
i think i was that was submarines we got good summer and um that's the war where prince andrew
had his helicopter accident and from that point on wasn't allowed to he couldn't sweat he couldn't sweat because of that helicopter accident I allegedly something so I would have
been around 51 52 I think red-eye when we went to war with Egypt and the
Malaysian insurgency would have probably been coming around I think the
Malaysia might have got independence about 54 something like that
Interesting you said something about the submarines. I was looking was the strongest part of the British military and
by branch obviously Royal Navy but
Specifically because of its says continue at sea deterrent nuclear-armed submarines being its most powerful
at sea deterrent nuclear armed submarines uh being its most powerful uh condition at sea means that
we've always got assets in the water because you know when the submarines come into docks
they need like loads of work doing on them yeah the submarine has got to be able to stay out in
the ocean fully submerged for uh 200 days yeah yeah nine months. 200 days.
I mean, it's a long-ass time. But, I mean, it makes sense because you can...
Being like the cornerstone of your military,
that's a pretty cool, I guess,
and obviously special forces.
Do you know Trident or not?
No, Trident, the Trident submarine program. So Trident isident missile Tratton or try to the Trident submarine program so
Trident is our nuclear deterrent so do you know about mutually assured
destruction right and nuclear deterrence yeah so we haven't got their nuclear
missile silos on land in the UK we had it we had all of the peace movement and
everything in the 60s and all the kickoff.
So unlike the US, where you've got massive nuclear silos in Montana,
Wyoming, Nebraska, I think there's like...
We've got floating silos where you don't know where they are.
So you're talking about these, the Trident.
it's Ohio class submarines commonly referred to as Trident submarines 18
nuclear-powered US Navy vessels designed for stealth nuclear deterrence
largest US submarines ever built that's exactly what we've got because years ago
and this was way back in the day when i was only like uh 19 or something right and i've been like a couple of odd jobs here and there on the road
uh we got to work up faz lane so fast lanes on the coast uh up in scotland and it's where the
nuclear submarines come in for their like work to be done on them and that so you've got to go through
all of these mad like security checks and background and all that to be able to get up there and i got bumped i wasn't allowed to come up because i got caught
and also as well as a reason why chagos is a key like military base because not only is it an air
field it's also like a naval port that is capable of refueling and supplying uh submarines but the
thing is when these submarines come in though
they've got to do a lot of people gonna realize the amount of work you've actually got to do on
them uh they've all got to be like scraping all that because you have all of this that gets like
stuck to the hull and that they've got to be like proper cleaned you've got to do like loads of
you've got to like uh change all like uh hydraulics there's like when a submarine comes in for a
service you know you take your car in for a service yeah when a submarine comes in for a service like
it's far more complex and involved and say like a plane for example you know like every now and then
they'll do like so many hours of flight and then the plane's got to be taken out and have these
like full checks done on them right you know like they get like a massive like yearly check claims right commercial airliners and that yeah and they're out action for like a while
the turnaround time on them is quite quick because they need to be
submarines take months to be able to like get ready for another 200 stint it's a 200 day stint
i watched a documentary about all the submarine crap man it's so mad even just the cooking you
know the cooking for the like it yeah in the galleys they have like hundreds of people on
board like 100 and 890 people on board man's mad how many do we have trouble how many have we got
oh we've got a fair few we've got about uh i think we might have about five six seven or something
it's not a lot let's see you got four vanguard class submarines uh
operated by rural navy from hmnb clyde in scotland that's it that's fast lane that's fast lane yeah
uh yeah they always have at least one submarine on patrol somewhere uh missiles
are at least from the u.s least as in like oh we'll hold on to them if we don't use them
you get them back and we paid you for them yeah you can't launch we can't launch without
your approval you know we don't produce you know i was about your approval you know we don't produce you know i was about
to say you know we don't produce nuclear missiles in the uk right what really do you not know we'd
all dude man this is what i was saying to you about the uh the movement man what was it called
again uh you know the peace sign the original peace sign sulturian uh what was the coffee
no no no no the movement the anti-nuclear movement in the UK
That was on the back of the South Pacific
You're not completely correct
Atomic weapons establishment in Berkshire
US for its trident missile delivery
Ah, right, we produce the war for its Trident missile delivery system.
Ah, right. We produce the warhead, but we don't produce the missile that can deliver the warhead.
Is that what you're saying? I knew it was something like... Dude, can I just tell you, Red Eye, please? It's not Shire.
Listen, whenever you say these words, just say it.
Yeah, like Berkshire Hathaway that's so Well, I'm not even going to try and pronounce the name. And it's not Birmingham.
It's not Nottingham or Birmingham, by the way.
It's Birmingham or Nottingham.
Say Birmingham. Yeah, even if there wasn't an H, dude, they'll still say GAM.
So this is in West of London? Yeah, even if there wasn't an H, dude, they'll still say GAM. So this is in...
Berks is like one of the counties
that's just on the outside of London, west.
It's where, like, you can put millionaires
go, you know, to live. Like, let's get millionaires
It's, yeah, they have it on Google Maps.
They would have been five stars, but they got a migrant hotel there.
I want to read these ratings.
You know, Britain's so small right but
you'd actually be surprised red eye of how much countryside we've got right like all of like the
main cities and towns have all got these like sort of like they're not even massive you know
like some of our cities and that right outside of like london birmingham and that manchester
like even newcastle for example a major city not that big right you'd be surprised how much like
countryside there is in the uk really shocked especially like down the middle in the mountainous
regions right there because we had rules we had rules to protect it that's why
now they're trying to overwrite those rules and chop it all down and put solar panels everywhere
or build new communities and i think most of these people are they've
got to be trolling because there's like five stars very friendly and helpful ample visitor parking
one star do not come to this place it's worse than jail five stars great place for nuclear
weapons exclamation mark five stars very good and organized venue i mean holy shit what i was
is there's loads of places all right like porton down and that
our biological and chemical weapons production facility loads of these places like they're out
in the sticks all over the uk that they loads of mad secret chicken oh bro we we we got a british
aerospace facility here it's just like a bunch of offices but i can imagine that's where they do a
lot of design work or whatever i've talked about it before man mark thomas you know mark thomas who became the producer
of uh dispatchers uh when he was banned from being actually doing the stuff he self he used to do the
mark thomas comedy project i was watching him like back in channel four back in the early 90s and that
he did a secret map of britain before where Like he literally got a map where
All of the shit that we're talking about
The nuclear facilities the chemical
Biological weapons where he
And shit you didn't even know like was
Out there he like exposed and he
Went all over the UK like reporting
And all of these different places I was like
all our sort of nuclear bunkers and fucking silos and shit to like software companies for server
farms didn't they so yeah you know and then here's one for you as well red eye like like it
you know your own time like youtube the citadel right and this is a big installation, like so many fucking meters under the surface of London,
and it can hold like 20,000 people.
It's currently not being used for anything,
and they're trying to sell it to some cunt.
has confirmed strikes against
the Begram Air Force Base?
Against the Taliban's military infrastructure.
Can I get a breaking news?
Yes, I've got a breaking news, Bebans.
Or are you fell asleep, darling?
Been a bit quiet anyway, aren't you?
I've been getting worried.
Thank you very much. We've got breaking news. Pakistan has confirmed, you know, speaking on
the condition of anonymity, that they indeed struck groupings of Taliban military infrastructure
and equipment at Bagram Air Base over the weekend, part of their ongoing war against Taliban-led Afghanistan.
B-Bands, can we also get a breaking news update on the amount of copper that you've scrapped?
So, we only did a little bit because it was a lot of work,
and so we're going to get the machine just do it and um but we have a few
several pounds of it we just it's been sitting there for 10 years because we've been too lazy
to do it so now we're like we're gonna do it now i probably get about 50 pounds of motherboards
that i'm also stripping the gold off of and I've probably got about 10 kilograms of RAM and CPUs
and shit that I'm going to process for gold
The minute she said I'm fucking
stripping copper wire, I thought you
Oh my gosh, but it's so lazy
though, because it's literally been sitting
there for like eight years, like not
It's just so much work but we ordered the machine we're
gonna get the machine so it'll make it easy you know how much money's in scrapping man honestly
when i was 16 17 and they were not on the gas down right and we got the chance to go in and
strip all of like the copper boilers and that like two of us just two of us, and this is like fucking hell, 88, 89, I'm talking.
Sorry, no, no, this would have been, sorry, 92, 92, 93, right?
So like 20-odd years ago, nearly 25 years ago.
Like two of us could gun out, right, for a few hours and make like fucking 300, 400 quid between a couple of us, you know?
Yeah, if you're taking catalytic converters and shit.
Oh, we took baths, we took sinks. No, no, we took baths, we took sinks, we took washs Yeah, if you're taking catalytic converters and shit Oh, we took baths We took sinks
Because they were all like
You know, before the fiberglass shit came in
The original fucking proper fucking stone
What do they call it again?
The fucking proper enamel man
You know, the shitty plastic ones that you make these days all bats
of plastic these days with fiberglass on the back back in the day the proper proper enamel ones man
we used to strip them copper wire copper boilers were the best so like a full copper boiler you
get like 50 55 quid fall back in the day for the copper boiler and all the surrounding pipes And that we fucking used to
I mean I'm sure you've seen some of the
Are pretty fucking badass
You've seen the laser ones
Did you see your man from Nvidia
Came out the other day again
And fucking said about the fucking RAM crisis
That the world doesn't even know it's gonna hit yet
Like he said the most exponential threat
Of mankind right now is the RAM fucking
Disaster waiting to happen
So listen I've got probably
I don't know a few terabytes
You think it's worth holding on to it
I wouldn't till the prices spike I don't even think we've entered this territory yet
Well, I was gonna scrap them up and fucking you know just strip the gold off of it
But if you know if you think it'd be better for me to just sell them, you know
Can you imagine what kind of impact right sky-high oil prices would have with a ram shortage around the world?
Well, I'm sure fuel prices are going to go up.
Well, he is are right in america if trump's been do like following through on the drill baby drill crack uh because like you want you want a massive surplus so you can start
shipping stuff so with a venezuela crack which is very interesting like it really shouldn't impact use too much i think i mean how much have you been important
from selling but it's not just it's not just us i mean we still have so many components for uh
products being made in other countries for u.s things that are labeled me you know made in the
u.s aren't you on coven and coal mines again uh red eye in pennsylvania and that i haven't uh i I'm sure we're fucking Eldon Selden did a bid on Italy Zeldon with Trump absolutely positive you're restarting your coal industry in the... Because you want the coal industry for your steel industry, right?
Let's see, there's a big one that opened up in Wyoming.
Yeah, that's the one in Washington.
There's a coal mine that's perpetually on fire somewhere.
They used it as a sort of like
What you call it of landfill, you know, they dumped a load of rubbish in there and then some dick had decided to burn all the rubbish
That's the one. Yeah, it's in Pennsylvania. I forgot the name of it of it but it's right it's still on fire to this day from under the grave like that devil's asshole in
Russia you know that fucking gas hole by the fire oh my god that's crazy I didn't
even I only seen an article on the one in Pennsylvania like about a year ago or
something I didn't even know about it but it's been burning since like the
60s or something the thing is already you know that you can't have a stale industry without a coal industry
right of course this is why china's done so well so what you do is you need to convert uh coal
to coke like a high burn and uh high efficiency cork supply from coal and then you use the cork in your steel furnaces right
that's how it works yeah yeah i'm trying to see there also apparently is a bunch of rare earth
minerals in this brooks mine up in wyoming well you know you know about the wyoming
you know about the wyoming wildfires last year don't you
the map everybody was quiet like
there was so there was when the other fires were going on elsewhere nobody was talking about what
was going on in wyoming it happened at the same time as uh the hurry the hurricane and all that
hit uh north carolina right northwest carolina and everybody's like wait a minute we're watching
this with one eye and anybody's watching what's going on in Wyoming so they destroyed like
thousands of hecklers and all that and it was on literally on top of the
biggest lithium mine in America in Wyoming if you just look at like
wildfire Wyoming this would have been like last year right yeah my theory
about these wildfires is they find shit and find shit and they've got to clear the land.
Do you know who we're trying to buy?
Hey, guys, it's my anniversary.
I've been on X for five years.
How many of those were with Rack FM?
B-Bands started hanging around with Rack FM
Sort of like back end of 2022
Middle I would say around about August
I feel like it was in October
I feel like it was in October
October was when we did the
Joe NFT collection and you were around for that
May brought you on a space
Remember May introduced you
To us on the space one night, remember?
Then you joined space skellies, right?
Red Eye, did you ever catch B-Bands doing the bare bones of Web 3 or not every week on a Monday?
It was really good, Red Eye, but, like, it was still a joke.
She held the program together, though.
But you know what I was amazed at?
They didn't have a massive following, but she had class guests on.
I was very surprised by, like, guest selection.
I was, like, very impressed early doors when you're like...
Was she the one who brought on Jake?
No, that was Robo's doing.
I don't bring that kind of vibe
What do you think he's up to
Now that this is popping off
Have you not been seeing him all over
Exposing the lies or whatever but
Everyone thinks he's a little nutty
No I don't follow him what's his twitter You don't follow him It's crazy I think, you know, everyone thinks he's a little nutty.
What's his Twitter account?
Crazy local head, one, two, three.
Speaking about mad shit What about about the bizarre coincidences,
like the planetary alignment,
the 47th year, the 47th president,
on the 47th day after the protest started,
like the president bombed them on the fucking ninth fucking month
on the 11th day of the Muslim calendar.
On the 33rd day, at the 33rd hour,
You can see for the first time in like hundreds of years and all, we've just
had like the three festival
things or the three like religious things
all start on the same day.
fucking Ramadan and fucking whatever.
Wait, did you say ramadam
alas snack bar that's all i hear every day
me fucking alas snack bar from the
next up the road i've been sick of it recently since
i started ramadam you fucking dudes on the
microphone every half an hour alas snack bar you should sing with them but uh this red eye this religious thing doesn't
happen for another like 562 years you know the three of them all are lining on what the
same day we're about to get a uh tonight we've got a full lunar eclipse tonight though you know
a very rare and there's a and there's a weird aerial phenomenon supposedly
captured by an astronaut the other day as well,
you know, on the day of the alignment.
It was like a lightning storm, but then
there's like this weird, fiery fucking plasma
ball like above it all in the fucking
orbit above Earth. I don't know
if it's real, but it's just loads of
bad shit on me, so I'm like, hmm, okay.
Well, we didn't have any clouds.
We didn't have any clouds here last night
and the fucking full moon
it was fucking spectacular
this is the month of March
and all that kind of shit
some deep pagan shit going on right now we started out
with buddha thing uh like with the moons and that's all everybody here is doing the buddhist
lent at the minute or they've just started the buddhist lent let's see how long the last
by the way by the way peoples i'm not i'm uh 20 i'm 24 days 25 in now, to me sobriety.
The only mad thing that's fucking occurring, apart from the fact I'm hungry all the time and I can just eat 24 hours a day,
is fucking not being able to lie in.
I swear to God, between 6 and up at 6, and obviously I've got the mosque and the fucking roosters out the back,
but between 6 and up at 6, I fucking me eyes just ping open every day and I'm fresh as fuck I just
open my eyes and gone coffee piss coffee shit you put away the Mary Jane bro no are you daft what's
wrong with you what's so bright what about what about the what about the Charlie shut up man you daft lad no wonder you're waking up bright eyed
make sure you're putting sugar in your coffee you didn't mislead so you give up the drink
aye them days are well behind me oh dude well played mate well played do you know something
though i want to hit the three month mark and go it's just something i just didn't need in my life
anymore like i can live without it quite happily.
I think if you can do three months, you can do 30 years.
I've done six years now, mate.
I'm sick and tired of the headaches and I'm recovering.
It takes days to fucking recover.
Is Kava sounding appealing to you again?
Do you want to ride that dragon again?
I ended up putting more down the toilet than I bloody drunk.
I blacked out completely.
I woke up the next morning.
I didn't even know what was going on.
I was looking for my phone.
I was looking for my glasses. I was looking for me keys i'm thinking what have i lost what have i lost apart from me integrity dude red eye i meant to tell you man
honestly there's this saucy number moved in up the road bro i'm i'm okay have you better chance
to check out the knuckles no no no there's none of that action happening and put it in all. No, it's just do 100%
But you know, I've just got that my my Achilles heel is I'm a sucker for a slut
Like the minute I thought I'm sorry, I was a not for a fact
You're unique in that robo
Just bad women. He's like I can spot a dirty whore
he's like I gotta tell you
all I'll say is just gonna
listen I don't want to judge we don't judge
listen um remember when uh what's in um Listen, I don't want to judge. We don't judge here at REC FM. No, we just make fun.
Listen, remember when it's always sunny in Philadelphia when he was like,
Danny DeVito was saying he's going to marry that dirty whore?
Do you remember that episode?
Oh, are you talking about the North Korean lady?
No, no, no. Not the North Korean lady? No, no, no.
Not the North Korean lady.
The one that he was with the crack whore.
And then she had like, her and D went out and hung out. And she wanted to buy a leather jacket.
And remember, she grabbed the leather.
She's like, oh, this leather jacket's smoother than dick skin.
Yeah. And then? Yep. Yep.
Yeah, and then the gate, yep.
It's a phenomenal episode.
Robo reminds me of Frank.
I'm not the only man that hasn't watched this shit.
Listen, Frank, you gotta watch it, okay?
They've had, I feel like the mark of a good show is how many episodes get taken down
uh by streaming services and i think they're at like five or six
good thing good thing i saw them all several times really good epstein there was a really
good epstein episode i really hate hate this. Everything's problematic shit.
And you got warnings before kids' films from the 80s and stuff.
It's like, just fuck off.
I hope we can move away from this soon.
Yeah, it was because they took it down because they did a lot of blackface
and redface and yellowface.
Everyone just needs to freaking forget all that shit
you know because it's alright
doing it but not doing it that way
but then when the gender swap historical
characters or race swap historical characters
did you see the shit the other week at the BAFTAs
with the Scottish guy he's got Tourette's
and they're supposed to be like the side of tolerance
and inclusivity and kindness
and you can't forgive this freaking
guy who's got a severe freaking mental
basically his thing is to say
the most offensive thing in the fucking room you know he's basically his thing is to say the most offensive thing in the
fucking room now you know what i mean now they've gone full retard right so already we've had the
fucking story that uh william shakespeare was black right that one's come out already then
there was oh yeah then there was tolkien was racist right so that was the next one because
he didn't have any black people and he's swapping
the fellowship of the ring or whatever they're trying to say no they're trying to say the arcs
of the black people there's a whole university course in nottingham dude called decolonizing
tolkien that's the one like this afro-centrist marxist bollocks that's the one and now even
better now they're doing a new movie and they fucking made Joan of Arc fucking black.
They made Severus Snape in the new Harry Potter TV show, Black Man.
You know, just show the bullying scene.
Listen, the only TV show that has made different races and stuff like that and made them in like aliens think about
star star trek where they have like the klingons all the klingons are black war like uh people
and then they have like the ferengi which i think i know who the ferengi i think the ferengis are
jews but that's just that's just my opinion where they like business and everything has to do
have you guys never noticed that about Star Trek?
but that's one thing people didn't really care
just real quick Klingons have never been white
all of a sudden in this new Star Trek Starfleet Academy Wait, wait, wait. Just real quick. Klingons have never been white.
All of a sudden, in this new Star Trek, Starfleet Academy one, they have a white Klingon.
I'm sorry. I'm not. I don't.
This is not fair. It's not following the canon.
That one's a Klingon hybrid.
When Discovery dropped, when the new lock started coming out, Star Trek Discovery was the first one.
In the first season of that, the Klingons were all like multic-colored they were all like blue green fucking pale no that's not that's not canon it's wrong it's all wrong yeah i know it's not and and the klingons are supposed
to be a depiction of like i'd like the the like the raw masculinity side of like humanity
you know and then obviously like like the the fer Ferengi and the greedy side of humanity.
pointing out different, like
how they had Jar Jar Binks.
You know what I mean? Yeah.
But they started all this stuff
when they started, I can go back to when
they did Ghost in the Shell, you know,
Scarlett Johansson played the main character in that.
They made the rules, you see.
These are their fucking rules.
So you can't go out and fucking slander people for doing blackface
and then going around fucking swapping historical characters
with people that weren't there at the time.
Didn't the creative director or whatever at Star Trek
get kicked out recently or something?
So I know that the Star Wars one's gone.
You know, the woman who took over Star Wars?
She should have gone years ago.
But this has all been a Marxist agenda, though,
because on the back of the Me Too movement,
they managed to fire a bunch of people
and even push people out make the situation awkward then with covid they managed
to fire a bunch of people and that right rehire loads of people on under the guise of diversity
equity inclusion so so you get rid of any sort of like conservative or centrist sort of mindset
dude it started before then the the yeah it was when Obama started coming in
It probably even started way before then
I'll tell you when it started
So the kind of two things
Happened at the same time
These two things kind of like
Converged, so first of all
You've got the foundation of BLM
Which happened after Trayvon Martin was shot By the security guard And all you've got their foundation of blm which happened after
trayvon martin was shot right by the security guard yeah and then you've got gamergate which
was 2014 so these two things like these movements of people you know furious and like you know
cancel cancel culture blah blah blah the whole thing they're really like strength then it's just that like george floyd
exploded this like yeah well they utilized it they utilized it didn't they and got the internet
outrage i mean i even i was outraged at the time because it was disturbing to watch like but like
most of the mainstream sort of movies and that especially like coming from disney it's all been
subversive shit. They take their
villains, which are just raw, fucking
pure, evil dickheads. We didn't need
a backstory for them to understand why
they were pure, raw, evil dickheads,
because they were the personification
of just evil. They're doing bad
Then they give them a fucking backstory and
humanise them, and then they take all their heroes
and they make them all fucking weak, useless, poony fucking cunts,
like has-beens and fucking over the hill.
And that's basically what they did with Star Wars,
with Marvel after sort of Endgame.
And then there's subversive sort of LGBTQ stuff in there as well,
because you've got to have a mixed race.
We're past it now though so we are we've reached a point where we're all being we've been sick of
it for that long like we're like we can openly laugh like at these like trans lunatics posting
this crazy shit and losing it in public have have you guys noticed though now that like they're
yes they have been pushing that agenda but like i feel like the
past year two years that they've been trying to like they're more couples more like love stories
that are like male and female and they're letting up allowing the guy to continue being a superhero
and a savior not just you know pushing only that the women could like
you know pushing only that the women could like save the world and you know what i mean
save the world and you know what i mean
feminism's gonna make a massive comeback in my opinion women are gonna start to want once we
get like paying decent livable wages and that right and prices are down women are gonna want
to stop but like stay at home and start having kids again the resurgence in the christian faith
in the uk right now is absolutely huge
numbers in their churches up and down the uk both catholic and protestant are massive at the minute
they've never seen you mean like real feminism not this marxist well well the term feminism
was invented so that uh women thought there weren't slaves by working all day for their employees, but were slaves serving...
Can I get a breaking news?
United States is considering relocation of air defense systems and other military assets from South Korea to the Middle East amid the ongoing conflict with
Iran. These include Patriot surface-to-air missile batteries, terminal high-altitude
area defense systems, as well as surveillance reconnaissance assets like the MQ-9 Reaper,
permanently stationed at Kunsan Air Force Base with U.S. Forces Korea.
That's big. anything from okinawa
or not anything from japan or not no no so the eastern the thing is the eastern force
the fact that he's bringing in that eastern pacific elements is quite a big statement
i mean obviously if they're not bringing anything from Okinawa, which they've got a lot of Fokman assets out there in Japan, they're obviously leaving a contingent.
But the very, very fact that they're logistically going to move these assets from South Korea to the Middle East.
Well, it's interesting because they've got supposedly, you know, French aircraft carrier strike group in the Mediterranean.
You've got, obviously, multiple carrier strike groups from the U.S.
It feels like there's a lot more material support coming from Europe.
You're going to have a bomber, B-2 bombers and B-52 bombers going out of Diego Garcia too.
This opening salvo was nothing.
We're going to get a big fucking
bombing run this week. Watch.
Yeah, I mean, they initially
said they were expecting this to be a multi-week
Trump said like four weeks.
They seem to be ahead of schedule I'd love it
end of March, done, move on to the next
target, because he seems to be collecting
I've been watching this channel called
I'm going to collect El Presidente
every month, obviously there's
Maduro on fucking January.
And then it's fucking Ayatollah, Kamini.
Next month, he's probably going to go after Keir Starmer.
We got some breaking news as well.
So, officially, and this has been fact checked
Officially more Americans were killed
In Chicago than were killed
In the entire Iranian conflict
More Americans were killed in Chicago
Than were killed in the entire conflict on the American side,
including in Israel as well.
I just had to laugh at that.
And it's been fact-checked as well.
I was laughing me fucking head off.
And there's no Democrats in uproar about that, isn't there?
Oh, they're fucked, mate.
All the talking heads on the news are like,
oh, he's fucked up his elections for the mid-serbs.
Because they're going to secure those fucking votes
with everything that they've been fucking doing
with the voter fraud stuff.
And then the majority of people are like,
Not the Iranian people, but like, fuck the regime, man.
I'm finally checking crypto prices today.
We're up across the board, right?
Hedera down 2%, unfortunately.
That's like my HBAR, okay, guys?
That's because it's shit.
FedEx is going to be sending their packages using the blockchain, using Hedera,
and we'll see what happens then.
Is it going to be Cuba in April?
Is it going to be Cuba in April?
What he's doing is he's strangling Cuba.
See, you didn't need to go and attack Cuba.
There's not that much of a two attack.
The last thing you want is another bear pigs
but cube is being strangled on all sides like so like all you've got to do all you've got to do is
like cube is like the the frog in the uh boiling pot of water right that's all you got to do with
cuba just get back and watch the show yeah what's gonna happen to all these radical lefties though
when they haven't got Cuba
To be able to go and do all their training
Well maybe that's what the FEMA camps can be opened up for
I don't know how many tens of thousands of them are
They're so fucking brainwashed
I watched this video about levels of thinking the other day,
and I understand people a bit better now.
Like, people on a higher level of thinking can sort of, like,
relate to people that are on a lower sort of freaking level.
But then the people on the lower levels can't understand, like,
And it doesn't matter if you, like, talk to them
or show them the fucking truth and that.
Confabulations, that's why.
Did you see the professor that came out
and made a statement about AI
in regards to confabulations, no?
I don't even know what that word means.
Oh, thank you. I'm so glad I saw somebody. I was like, what the fuck? I was about to Google that. I don't even know what that word means Oh, thank you
I'm so glad I saw somebody
I was like, what the fuck? I was about to Google it
I don't even know how to spell it
It's like a Harry Potter spell
So a confabulation, right right if you look at like psychology
right or psychiatric psychiatric uh science it's it's where we in our memories it's where we have
like a gap in our memories right and we automatically put in what we actually think
we automatically put in what we actually think is like uh something that's true but it's like a
falsification it's not it's not real it's because our mind cannot remember all of these like little
details so rather than have like understand that we have a fractured memory which we all do right
these like little fractured sections of a distant memory this is why when you try to remember stuff like as a
kid how it's really like scrambled and you can remember like some things is because at the time
that you were doing it you weren't able in your mind to be able to try to like fill gaps right
and we do this constantly all the time like the replacement of a gap in your memory by like a
falsehood that we believe to be concretely
true so this professor's come out and he's talked about like uh how he are i'll tell you what let
me go and actually quickly find this because i commented earlier on ragsy's post ragsy made a
post uh before i started this space about ai and about like how people are like reading it wrong
and all this sort of stuff right
and i commented ages ago so earlier ragsy said the advantage ai has over humanity
is that humans are not truth seeking animals by professor ragsy right so i commented commented with this post from yesterday Professor
I believe some of us are though
Wait a minute, I'll read this out for you quickly
So Professor Geoffrey Hinton
Just reframed the biggest supposed flaw
In artificial intelligence
And it changes everything
They shouldn't be called hallucinations
Which is what they've clarified this bug in AI as They shouldn't be called hallucinations, which is what they've clarified this bug in AI as, right?
They shouldn't be called hallucinations, they should be called confabulations.
One word swap, entire paradigm shifts.
When the legacy tech industry calls AI hallucinations a bug, they're revealing a fundamental misunderstanding of what intelligence actually is.
They're revealing a fundamental misunderstanding of what intelligence actually is.
They're expecting the machine to behave like a database, to store a fact, to retrieve the fact, and to return to the same exact fact every single time.
That's not how intelligence works, not either artificial nor biological.
Professor Hinton said, it's not that there's a file stored somewhere in your brain like a filing cabinet or
like in a computer memory your brain doesn't store memories it reconstructs them at the time of
thinking every time you recall something your neural network uses connection strength strength
shaped by past experiences to build the most plausible version of what happened.
It essentially fills the gaps.
It smoothers the inconsistencies in thought process.
It constructs a coherent story from an incomplete signal.
And then it presents that story to you as a fact.
So Hinton said, if I ask you to remember something that happened a few years ago you'll construct something that seems very plausible to you
and some of the details will be right but some of the details will be wrong and here's the part
that should stop your cold you will be equally confident about the wrong details as you are about the right ones.
So think about that. Really think about it, right?
Every argument you've had about who said what, every memory you've defended as certain fact,
every time you told a story about your own life with complete certainty,
some of those details weren't real. You constructed
them confidently and fluently and you had no idea that it was happening. This isn't a flaw unique
to people with bad memories. Eyewitness testimony is the most confabulated evidence in the human
justice system. Innocent people have spent decades in prison because someone remembered something that felt absolutely certain but was totally wrong
Your brain didn't lie to you
It did exactly what a brain is supposed to do
It built the most plausible story it could from the signal at hand
AI does the exact same thing because it was built on the same architecture as intelligence the mechanism that
makes an ai invent a plausible but wrong answer is the same mechanism that makes it so brilliant
and you can't have one without the other the ability to reason creatively synthesize across
domains construct explanations for things it has never been told all of it
runs on the same engine as the confabulation factor professor hinton said psychologists
have been studying confabulation in people since at least the 1930s it isn't a new phenomenon it
isn't a software bug it isn't something to be patched in the next model update
it's the price of dynamic intelligence the shadow cast by the same light that makes these systems
remarkable we aren't building better search engines we're building synthetic minds that
think the way that minds actually think messy confident and occasionally wrong and for exactly that reason
capable of something no database ever was or ever will be there you go do you know what you make of
that to be fair i'd prefer my ai to be more like a vulcan than a human. I'd like it to be logical and fact-driven.
I didn't actually know that that's what we did,
but it makes complete sense that we wouldn't be able to remember
It's our imagination, isn't it?
We keep pockets of fragmented data, and then we pass it together,
and then we fill in the blanks.
And then anything that we've ever fucking learned in our time and stuff if we if you've got an imagination
and you sort of like a science fiction ed you envision strange worlds but those strange worlds
have familiarity because it's based in what you've seen and what you know well it makes sense what
sir arthur conan doyle wrote right in sherlock when he does that whole bit with watson and he's explaining
about the human mind and the brain and he explains it like uh being an attic like you're you're like
when you're not using things or they become redundant you don't want to throw them out where
do you generally put them right in your attic or your loft yeah and essentially there's only so
much floor space so much wall space or whatever so so much room in an attic, right? If you think of your brain in that context, then confabulations would make perfect sense
that we've just got these like fragmented sections of reality and we pull them together
and to create this string of a kind of story that we tell ourselves, we have to fill it in
and we fill it in with the most like plausible aspects of what we believe to be real,
but are factually incorrect and wrong.
It makes perfect sense if you think that your brain only has a certain storage capacity,
and it's not endless, right?
Yeah, because the more you learn as you get older, if you retain that information,
you sort of lose stuff that you haven't been using before.
So you might have to look that up again or brush up on that particular skill right because you've
not used it in a while like when i went back to college in like the 2000s mate like i had to
reset like fucking key stage three fucking english and maths and stuff i was like why do i have to do
this i fucking passed all this in my gcse's and it's like oh because like after 10 years if you
know you kind of like lose it kind of thing so it's like oh because like after 10 years if you know you
kind of like lose it kind of thing so it's just good to brush up on it but i don't for fuck's sake
well i thought i thought about this in great depth after i read that post yesterday and i was
kind of thinking this totally and utterly makes sense as to why humans are such bad liars and
about like why you know people like fbi or mi5 except to have all of these body language experts that can
identify like the signs of lying is because when we do like lie to ourselves naturally we're unaware
of it and we think it's fact so that when we actually tell a lie that we're conscious of
that would then if that's the case with confabulations you would think that a lie
that we purposely tell that we know that we're consciously aware that we're telling is such of like a difficulty for us
whether that be like your blood pressure your sweats the way that you look up at the left to
access the creative side of your brain do you know what i mean what do you think my old man always
used to say to be a good liar you have to have a good memory. And then obviously in spycraft, they teach spies that when you lie,
the best lies are some semblance of truth in them
in order for you to not slip up and make a mistake.
And that's why I don't think Erica Kirk is a spy.
I think she's on the good side.
They're just trying to ruin what Charlie fucking built, basically.
They don't want to become a martyr.
What is third-degree rape?
Like, how are there different degrees of rape?
I don't know, because that's a great, great joke.
You want to clarify if I like penetration or something, though?
I'm just reading about this Louisiana mayor caught by her own children raping one of her children's friends at a pool party.
She might have had her hands down his pants or something.
So I think that's like, so there's like different degrees of it, I think.
Like an OTPHJ is like a first degree.
No, but like there's something to do with like touching somebody on the outside of their clothing.
What the fuck is wrong with you, lady?
If I'm right, if I'm right, right, let's say that she was caught sucking him off or something, though.
That's like classed as like a different thing to like full on rape, you know, as well.
Like there's something, there are different degrees to it, I think.
I think we've got different laws in the UK to what you have, though.
But I definitely remember, like, second degree, third degree rape being in a discussion before.
What does she look like, bit red eyes?
If this is the woman that I'm listening to.
She's very, she's very pretty. With the blonde hair? She's very pretty.
But here's the thing, though.
It's like they're all older women who are pretty and, like, they're trying to look younger.
That's the vibe I get every time I see these ladies who are hitting on these younger guys.
They all have, a like a extra pretty
face what was that how old was the kid like 15 16 oh he's he was 16 and she was that was her son's
friend and they were she was having a party and the party also had alcohol in it and she there
was a picture of her in the with the kid and he's like she's in a bikini and he's
looking up at her so it's definitely inappropriate and she uh got too drunk and she thought she was
so fine and he probably was paying attention to her and she's like ain't nobody paid attention
to me so long and then been weirdo wow okay so third degree is the least severe felony rape charge you can get.
Yeah, it is generally defined as sexual intercourse with a person who is legally deemed incapable of consent or when consent is absent without the use of force or threat.
But anyways, yeah, fucking mayor doing it is wild.
Yeah, I don't know, it doesn't...
She's a Democrat, she's a Democrat fucking mayor.
She's in Louisianaiana let's see i grew up in a time
you know when like there was nothing shocking about like uh they're like mayors or governors
even i remember the governor of chicago when they took them out but uh sitting like senators and
uh sitting uh people uh representatives in the house like being being took out in like FBI stings and corruption cases.
Like, I mean, that dude in the governor of Chicago got a write-out sentence back in the day.
Didn't he? He got like 10 or 15 years or something.
And the House of Representatives dudes that thought they were dealing with the Saudis
and they were dealing with the undercover fucking FBI operationbi operation uh quite with the mafia up in like
new jersey and that they got well and truly caught back in like early 80s i mean i was quite young
back then like but i still remember this should have been on the tv like like senators uh members
of the house uh governors and mayors used to regularly get arrested in america back in the
day like under Reagan and that.
It's always being the news, some shit going on in Congress, some fucker getting arrested.
Now, nobody wants, now they've all got that many fucking dodgy secrets that nobody wants to arrest anybody
in case like they snitch on them, do you know what I mean?
They're all that crooked, that none of them want to fucking have, where's all these indictments,
all of these fucking congressional hearings and inquiries you've had where are the indictments where are the people
getting arrested how comes maxwell is the only one in prison for epstein so far how come how come
that just traffic kids to nowhere apparently what's going on even confronted did you see them confront bill clinton on us
i did i didn't listen to his testimony but yeah i did see he was up there
i have no recollection of that woman all that time that period of time
why you see how bill clinton he's doing his deposition he's looking
at the pictures of himself in the pool and saying and then like there's a other girls in the pool
with him and their faces are blocked out and he's like oh do you know this guy do you know do you
know who they are and he's like oh no i don't know them and they're like oh are any of them under 18
he's like no he's like are they part of your party?
And he's like quiet for a really long time.
He's like, yes, they were part of our party.
And then deny sexual relations.
Bro, you literally lied to the entire freaking United saying that you didn't do that shit.
And now we're supposed to believe you?
B-Banz, do you know something?
It's kind of mad because in this day and age
It's almost like everybody can only remember Clinton from his presidency days onwards, right?
Bill and Hillary was that dirty before he even got anywhere near the white house
like when he was governor of Arkansas and she was like that they ended up with that long flow firm the head of the law firm
And the dodgy banking and all that firm the head of the law firm uh and the dodgy banking
and all that right the embarrassed sale the whole thing the the lawyer that they killed the the kids
that were killed on the train track back in the day the kids had found the gear and were executed
on the train tracks right the the dirt on the clintons even before they came anywhere near the White House was absolutely shocking and
phenomenal the fact that he got it just shows if we'd had like social media and Twitter and all
them right back in the days Bill Clinton would have never ever got in the White House he only
got in the White House because he had the MSM behind him uh because obviously they've been
through the Reagan years blah blah blah uh like this is a man that should never have
ever been in the white house ever in the history of the world it's you look back now and you go how
the did bill clinton get in the white house you know you know when he said i did not have
sexual relations with that woman i think he meant hillary
well you know you know uh him and hillary right, were massive swingers back in their early 20s when they were at Oxford doing the post-grad, right?
So they were at Oxford the same time as Howard Marks, right?
And in Mr. Nice, he comments, obviously, like on Bill, like, I mean, Howard Marks was the one that blew the whistle on him tooting the Mary.
The weed guy, The weed guy.
Well, I was at Oxford back in the day.
And he was a super clever guy.
Super, like, a high-level IQ, political philosophy and everything.
He was studying at Oxford.
He was in, like, the best college in Oxford.
And Hillary and Bill were there.
Like, they were, like, a post-grad.
And they were well-known swingers.
back in the 60s like he talks about it in the book but they were well well they've been known
to be swingers since their early 20s then they were out of the original like uh hippie movement
and that back in the day man they just saw fucking power to fucking further themselves
apparently hillary was always a bitch well apparently you guys will Eventually get there as well
You know it just takes time
In the fucking 60s and 70s in the UK
Man they were all into swinging man
They were all into them parties where you put your
Bro I heard the other day
That Tony Blair was done for cottaging
Booked under his middle names
that's been out that's been out since like that's been mainstream news since like the late 90s early
2000s yeah i didn't know this shit mate because i'm obviously i'm younger than you and didn't get
into politics stuff so like freaking 2010s ish gordon brown and even then gordon brown the one
that was running the shit like running shit up in scotland and that uh gordon brown and even then gordon brown the one that was running the like running up in scotland
and that uh gordon brown's had his fingers in some really dirty aspects there's loads of
about gordon brown like like you're at me and you were there's run by a gay mafia
a paedophile mafia it's nuts with it with it macron when they went with macron and that spanish
and zielinski and ursula wonder looks like a fucking dominatrix dyke.
When the UK had to look clean, when they realised that they couldn't hide the shit anymore,
the offshore of Belgium became the capital of Europe for what you're talking about.
The offshore of, essentially, institutional abuse.
The British offshore of it.
Yeah, and according to Rupertpert lowe's fucking investigation his inquiry and that they've been fucking like smuggling our girls out mate
We've got like fucking loads of british girls across pakistan as sex slaves. Oh, I
That's been that's been in the new speed out dude since around about 2006 2007. I would say that crack
where they actually managed to get some back
back in the early days, early 2000s.
I'm thinking, like, is this what happened to Madeline McCann?
boom, just nabbed and fucking
sent off. You know, I talked
about this, right, on a show with Sefi
right, one of these late night marathons you
start batting the day and this kid oxy is i don't know if you can remember him any years but uh
oxy is was he's a british kid as well and he was just like so in denial that this like even
existed and i gave him like so many like facts and like dude like savile was like the least of
the facts like out of all of the
major ones like gone back to partition mount baton blah blah blah right mother theresa
uh what they were running out of calcutta and that right the the line the train line
with kids and like you know leon britain uh the elm guest house like all of these like things you
could like uh you know care home in jersey the
whole thing and he was just so in denial of it right like you're just making this up this is
an ultimate fabrication of reality it just like i was like dude do you not believe that the british
like pioneered the institutional abuse of children are you denying it right the institutional
established abusive kids are you denying this that we've like Not been at the forefront
With everything that's been
Fucking dark conspiracy theories
Fucking arrested and shit
And fucking Charles out there Like condemning him and stuff And you know when Andrew was fucking arrested and shit and fucking Charles out there
then you got all these royalist channels
fucking talking about it and all that, it's like wait until you
find out the dirt on Charles, Jimmy
Savile was his best mate and if all this
shit is real then so are the fucking hunting
where they fucking hunt naked children
so when the Queen died and just before he was made king, i got sectioned i got sectioned uh so when the queen died and just
before he was made king i got sectioned i got uh suppressed on uh facebook and twitter at the same
i think it's before elon bought it i got suppressed uh for commenting about charles right and i made
and this is way before all of the andrews became public knowledge I might, I'm the accounts banned
So I can't find it anymore, I would have gone back
And looked for it, I might be able to find it on Facebook
So this would have been what, 2021
I made this post, right, and I said just look at it
Like who's going to be the future king, right
Fucking big-eared Prince Charlie, right
So look at it like who's going to be the future king right fucking big-eared prince charlie right so look at logic his his uncle and godfather mount baton was known as like one of the biggest
nonsense out there absolutely despicable man it's fully documented and everything now this
was hardcore fact right one of the originators of like when i said about exporting institutional
abuse he was at the forefront of this mount baton as like Viceroy in India and then etc etc
this is why the IRA killed him the IRA didn't kill Mountbatten right because he was a member
of the royal family that was a byproduct of the killing because he was a gigantic nonce and he
was fucking off the coast of Shannon on the west coast of Ireland, and he was fucking nonsense kids on his boat, right? Mountbatten, Charles's uncle and godfather, right?
His brother, Prince Andrew, right?
His best friend, Father Richard, Father Bell.
I'll have to go and quickly grab this one from, I'll go and find out who it was.
So the priest dude, or sorry, the bishop dude that he was in with was his best mate.
I'm sure it's Bell, his second name.
Wait, Jimmy Savile was his marriage guidance counselor?
Like King Charles, Kingles all his life if you think about mount baton if you think about his
brother like etc his best friend king charles from being a young young man young boy right
you know he's been surrounded by actual nonsense in his life and you have to tell me he didn't
know anything about any of them telling me he didn't know anything about any of them come on yeah fucking birds like pedos of
a feather fiddle together hey did you see that they asked hillary about fazledrip
they did they did during her look i'm gonna put it on i'm gonna put it in the nest boom
but yeah they this is just a picture of her face.
But I watched them ask her about it.
And then the lawyer stopped, you know, was like, no, no.
And then the camera went off, off, like.
They weren't going to ask her that.
Like, you should watch the video.
That was just, here it is.
I found the right one. Wow. Okay, I put it. I just put Here it is. Wow. I found the right one.
Okay, I just put it in there.
Yeah, they asked her about it.
B-Bands, what's been going on
in your neck of the woods?
hop off here in just a minute. I'm getting a little
I'm trying to fall asleep too.
Nothing? It's quiet? Is everything frozen
We're getting a little bit bad.
best weather, but it's been, I think it's going to be 60s soon, maybe for a little bit,
and then it's going to go back down to the 30s, but that's not too bad. It's better
than freaking negative 10 degrees. What's that in rail temperature? See if it's getting
to 60, what's that in rail temperature? Do you have to add 30 or take 30?
How does that work, Red Eye?
For Fahrenheit. I mean, for Celsius.
I know, but I can't double
zero, can I? So what is 60?
Can't just double zero in my head, can I?
Well, that's not too bad.
does it ever get that cold in uh thailand oh in the dead of winter in the middle of the
night we get down to like 15 16 degrees i think the with the lost we had it here just over the
winter period was about 16 17 like slap bang in the middle of the night i well but here man what we get is we get mad
swings i was telling you like during the night when i'm sleeping with the door open and that
it's like 16 degrees or something right but then like during the day it was like 28 29 we would
like our swings are kind of crazy like at the minute man the weather's been like 32 33 but
it's like feels like 39 feels like 40 and i'm like i
can tell like the wind just like a hair dryer yeah it should be up to 27 degrees celsius
where i'm at uh in the day or so with everything going on overseas boys and girls, you two be frosty out there as well.
Keep your head on the swivel.
I'm safe as fucking hells as me.
I'm reading the fucking slum, me, man.
I don't know what states, like,
Red I and B bands are in and that,
and I don't know what the population situation's like, so just be careful.
B-Bands is always in a fucking state, man.
Have you not seen her hair?
You don't like the natural curls?
He likes that pinched straight hair.
What about that tweet, Red that tweet red eye that video
and i was like i thought it was b-bans at first i had to do a second you said that i actually was
like oh wait a minute wow her hair is going out a little bit my hair is going out it's right it's
way longer now but it would have been gone two and a half hours i kind of nearly two and a half
i was i can't believe it i've just been having a chat with my man. He's going to get pissed.
He's going to have to edit the show and put it up on Terra Spaces.
Finn's never done a show or anything since he went to Montana last year, man.
And then he had to come on.
Yeah, we've got to find us a new sponsor.
I'm glad Finn's over that, you know, because it really hit him pretty bad last year. Like,
he was, I was talking him privately, man, and he was so down and like,
like he thought he was like packing up his life and moving across the country, man. And then he
gets there and his mom's like, nah, I didn't want you. You'll have to go back. Because she was
having another episode. Like, it must be crushing for the kid though you know yeah so here's the one for you red eye you mentioned about
the shows you know like the pc and all that and uh the server and that that he was using for the
terror spaces and the shores and everything yeah uh he's been back since like what like uh late
august or whatever he still hasn't unboxed it from when he packed up last year
wow i know the only equipment he's got is what he'd uh done with his music and then he uh
did for uh the jam all thingy that he's doing which was a separate thing all together with
his different equipment but he's literally just not unpacked it he said i just can't be arsed to
set it up again which i kind of get like i'm
glad he's i'm glad he's like leveled out a bit now like i know he's working hard but i really
with him like last year you know that he thought he was going to leave oregon for good move over
to montana and you know he built his full course and he'd set things up and he was really really
looking forward to like getting back into the woods and all like you know and just like living
just shattered from him. It affected Finn a lot more than you two might actually think. I'm just
going to say that. I know this is recorded, he'll not be listening, but I'm glad the kid pulled his
head out of it a little bit because he was really down for a very long time. When Finn's sad, I'm sad.
You know what I mean? I could tell Tottenham he was really fucking fucked off with it.
I could tell Tottenham like he was really fucking fucked off with it.
B-Bands, not to, you know,
I'm not trying to downplay the seriousness of this conversation,
but B-Bands, is your heart, you know,
the heart emoji black for a specific reason?
You know how to change the color of your emojis.
I'm just realizing they don't have any white hearts.
what you're trying to say.
I used to do the green one.
You got a yellow heart. That's close.
It's white adjacent if you're yellow.
You could argue that I'm yellow as well.
You can't get that color with a heart. I thought I was going to say... I'm brown-handed. Can you see it or not? Oh, it's... You can't get that colour with a heart.
I thought I was going to say...
I'm not black-facing, I'm brown-handed.
See, I love Joe does that when he's on...
That's the pimp hand right there.
every single fucking time I see max uh with his brown hair but the max
is still kind of in control red eyes so white is shite so it's not allowed is it not allowed
they are look at this i'm beige i'm beige i'm beige fisting now look i'm beige fisting he's putting the beige fist up yeah
right shall we go people yeah yeah it's about that time so what is it is only
tuesday is it we might have a cheeky uh cheeky show on
thursday or something shall we it should be good there should be lots
of uh updates i mean this war is gonna move I mean, shall we? It should be good. There should be lots of updates.
I mean, this fucking war is going to move.
Conflict's going to move quick.
I want to say Stephen Hawking
I'm not Googling it. He's hanging out with Epstein right now. No, he's not, he's dead. Is he dead? He's dead. Stop, I'm not Googling it.
He's hanging out with Epstein right now.
I don't have to look at that.
Did you see the picture of him on the fucking,
like the pool fucking pool lounger
and the two women in bikinis sitting either side of him
and it's supposed to be his carers?
Have you seen the picture of Epstein files or not no no we've got these skinny birds i'll tell you
what the tens two of them are tens either side of them gets stroking them and everything and
allegedly they're his carers that's the story that's come out i was laughing me head off i
couldn't stop i can't believe you haven't seen that picture, Red Eye.
I'll have to find it for you.
Great, people, let's listen to this down.
Another episode around them. Good crack, aye? Two and a half hours.
Now you're going to fall asleep thinking of that.
Are you into that kind of thing, B-Bans?
Drooling quadriplegics? I don't know. Maybe. I'll let you know.
Some people are, you know.
They have shows on YouTube about it.
I mean, you can't munch box with a dry mouth.
Red Eye, were you there when we turned...
I'm not fucking doing a Salty Cracker Challenge.
Red Eye, were you there when we turned Don Kryptonium into Stephen Hawking on us?
Oh, that shit was so funny.
When you put Don Kryptonium's
chat window. Look in the chat window.
I've just put it in the chat window when we turned
Don Kryptonium into Stephen Hawking's.
What did, I mean, I imagine he, you know, he didn't have that.
So, wait a minute. Oh,'t too upset. Wait a minute.
Oh, that was 26 minutes ago.
Oh, I saw that about me in the massage parlors, eh?
Robo, so is this why you confabulate every time?
Hold on, I'll put it in the nest.
Hold on, wait, I'm looking at the comments right now.
Stephen Hawkins with his two
I'll put the picture in the comments.
You confabulate. You confabulate every time you go to the sidebar.
You're going to have to change your drawers.
You're fucking confabulated.
Pre-confab Pre-confab You know, I'm going to start using that word this week
Do you know what you could say?
If you think one of your friends is lying
Right here about the story
You could just say, you're confabulating right now, aren't you?
I can tell you're confabulating
And they'll not even know what you're talking about
I'm like afraid I might get slapped
You're confabulating what
Did you confabulate inside of her
Do you know what would be funny
And we'd think they're lying about something
And then I'll be like he they're confabulating right now, do you think? Or what?
Just right in the middle of a show.
And then I'll be like, he's being a chonky kitty.
Well, people, I'm going to go to the supermarket and get some mince.
I've got some pork bone broth.
Mince? No, that's what he calls meat. Mince? Mint? Like peppermint? Mince.
No, that's what he calls meat.
Beef, minced beef meat or sausage.
Come on, I'm fucking British.
We're waiting for a moment.
When I hear mince, it's like finely chopped up uh meat i ground meat i well you'd make sausage
and that yeah yeah no but it's more than ground it's like very finely chopped no i'm going for uh
pork mince and i'm gonna cook the broth warm the broth up i'm gonna do six boiled eggs, and I'm gonna do loads of mushrooms. Holy shit. Six boiled
Dude, I regularly am having six
boiled eggs for breakfast nearly every single day
It's gonna be difficult for me to get this out
No, because I can bite them.
I have enough time to be able to throw an egg.
I just get the salt cellar.
I bite it in half until you can, well, I bite like a third down so that you can see the yolk.
Fill it up with salt and then I just bang it straight down.
Fucking second hand, lovely.
I'm going to do, I'm going to do, do I'm gonna cut them in off and I've peeled them
I'm gonna cut them in off so I've got 12 offs and then I'm gonna soak them in the broth
And then I'm gonna make little meatballs with me mince
I'm gonna fry them off and then I'm gonna put them in and I'm gonna
And that's exactly what I'm gonna eat eat today. A big tub of mashed potato.
Dude, I'm crying right now.
Me colon's never been cleaner.
Me colon's as clean as a whistle at the minute, I'll tell you that much.
Okay, all right, I've come down.
I'm just picturing you just with six boiled eggs, just fucking... Deep throat, each one of them.
No, dude, just slurp them down.
The kind of my teeth, man.
The kind of my teeth. the kind of me teeth i i get that
anyway it's a funny visual i'm not seeing me post man i've been posting my boiled egg mission man
holy i would i would say five five out of seven mornings. I'm ovens picks of them for breakfast
They have to send it to the house. I've just sent the group chat there four days ago
That's probably the hardest I've laughed in six months
For real The lovely they just
One of them hold on leave they just slipped out
I'm like one of them. I'm like one of them.
I'm like one of them, you know, the here.
You know that, um, the movie Hellboy?
And the fish guy would eat the rotten eggs.
I like a snake dislocating its jaw to swallow a fucking goose egg.
Sorry, Robo, I'm laughing with you, not at you.
Do you know, though, if you think about it, it's a really good thing.
You know, they want us to stop eating meat and that.
Eggs can really help you cut down on your meat consumption.
Like, the ultimate substitute for meat is eggs.
I didn't have all proteins, protein
cravings. You know what's interesting? I was re-listening to, not to
extend this space any further, but I was re-listening
to the guy from the Boneyard in Alaska.
They were talking about how mammoths had this evolutionary
trait where they had six rows of teeth
teeth throughout their life and when you
lose the last of your teeth
they just starve to death.
And I think it's great that we've evolved past that.
I can't read. oh no thank you thank you
you didn't have to get me
mate you lat if you haven't seen this you need
to investigate this like have you seen about
the eagles and the eagles have to
i have it's a brutal process that they go through like it's Lose their beak or not? Yeah, I have. I have.
It's a brutal process that they go through.
They have to break their beak.
On that note, I just got to think about that for a little bit.
I'm going to make a... Actually, actually i'm gonna have some oval team uh to
end my night robo i've had two copies and i'm now on my oval team bro get you get it down you
it's fucking magic i have you know one in the morning one in the evening oh that's that's what
i'm that's what i'm talking that's a man who takes care of himself.
That could be why the US military is the greatest military in the world.
We still drink our Ovaltine daily.
I bet you'd score with that. I don't think Sears Farmer is prioritising domestic Ovaltine production.
Ovaltine, domestic Ovaltine production.
you need, like, you know, your oil fucking supplies.
That's what you need, you need Ovaltine
you to go to bed, alright?
See you later, peeps. Bye-bye, cop.