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RAC FM 🦝 Monday Mayhem😎 Like we give Zeros Fucks🥰TERFS🥰
Recorded: Dec. 8, 2025 Duration: 3:06:34Space Recording
Short Summary
In a lively discussion, participants explored the evolving political landscape, highlighting key partnerships, trends in public perception, and the potential for new fundraising initiatives. The conversation also touched on the influence of figures like Candace Owens and the implications of emerging narratives in the crypto and political arenas.
Full Transcription
here we go people here we go it's monday the 8th of December 2025
I mean we're like rocky horse shit right now aren't we?
Iraq FM spaces that is like rocky horse shit
Like we just do them when we want like for the culture like but we will return
normal programming
at some near point in the future it's just that like when you haven't
got to do it as a job oh she's here look at this she's not tardy she's not tardy she's my shamboddy
she's my baby here we go he's your woman he's woman, here's your woman B-Bands coming in
to talk about Candice, fucking Candice, Jesus Christ, I can't even cope with this shit anymore,
what's happening man people, anyway like I said, it's Monday the 8th of December, it's
Christmas, Christmas time again, hello B- hello baby barns hello darling how you doing
you all right doing good doing real good can you hear me or do i sound like a fucking robot because
i don't want to do this with you if you're gonna be calling me a robot no no i mean you're doing
good but also you're looking good i'll you what, that photo the other day was slick.
That gif, I was like, your woman's looking good like 40-odd, I'm thinking.
Wood.
Are you talking about the straight hair?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, there, you see, there it is, there it is.
I took one look.
Can't be appreciating a bitch with her hair curly, right?
I took one look and I went, would?
And you know what?
Michelle Obama was spinning in a fucking,
in a hypo fucking jake in a tank,
you know, the tank that the vampire bitch fucking,
tranny fucking sleeps in, big cock, mate. You know what I'm saying? Listen, stop saying that the vampire bitch fucking tranny fucking sleeps in.
Big cock, mate.
You know, mate?
Listen, stop saying that.
I'm telling you.
I already, I saw her.
I saw her pictures.
She got saggy titties that had milk in them at one point.
And she's got a long belly button.
That usually happens when you've had a baby.
And the way her skin looks, I'm telling you, she had a baby.
That's a woman.
Okay?
Stop.
No mas.
We're ending it.
Macron is a man. This bitch has gone on to it. She's a woman. Okay, stop. No mas. We're ending it. But she's crying. Macron is a man.
This bitch has gone on to it.
She's gone on a book to it, like, crying about how poor, like, how harsh it is on black women that they have to, like, work on their hair, like, hair discrimination.
Oh, my goodness.
I just think it's, I think it's ridiculous
Because it just
It actually makes her seem more racist
Like she is pandering right now
For no reason
She has the money to do her hair
One, so she shouldn't even be bringing this situation up
And two
If you can't afford certain things
You don't do certain things
That's just how life is
So are you adopting a Somali for Christmas or what?
I couldn't help it
Are you adopting
Hey, look at me, look at me
I am the captain now
No bro, you're getting shipped back home
You pirate bastard
well listen not for nothing but trump's going a little weird these days no i'd wait a minute
before we get on the trump with before we get on the trump wait a minute what about them driving
where the is red eye hold on what the where the did you see Tim Walz's fucking daughter
crying on TikTok about people
driving across the house,
beeping the horn, shouting?
You know what's funny?
Don't be a public figure
if you don't want the public
to be involved in your life.
Also, don't be a retard,
but don't be a retard.
It would fucking help.
That's so fucking funny he put tampon he put tampon b-bands he put tampon machines in men's toilets
in wisconsin he signed a law putting tampon machine like where's the man putting the tampon
i'm just i've got to come out no it's not, it's not the man. It's for the trans man.
Where? Up the, up the.
Because the trans man can.
Is it, is it, wait a minute though.
Does it go up the shit hole?
Or does it go down the job side?
No, it's a trans man.
So it already has, it's a woman dressed as a man.
So they need tampons because they bleed. No, no, they're still, they didn't, no, no. Because they're still a woman. Because, it's a woman dressed as a man. No, no, no. So they need tampons because they bleed.
No, no, they still didn't, no, no.
Because they're still a woman.
Because they're still a woman.
Why am I so confused over this matter?
Wait a minute.
Are you talking about women who pretend to be men or men who pretend to be women?
Which one are we talking about here?
Women pretending to be men because you said they put tampons in the men's bathroom.
So it's for the trans man because he has a vagina because the trans man can because the trans man can he can
put it in there because he's got a vagina and he's he's got a vagina and she's using the men's
bathroom dressed as a he so she needs a tampon so do they sell condoms in the women's toilets now?
Because that would make sense.
Actually, some bathrooms do.
What?
But here's the thing.
It's a catch-22 because there is female condoms.
There's men's condoms and there's female condoms. No, no, no.
But do women's bathrooms have men's condoms would be the question.
But also, why would a a woman want to be not
want to be prepared to be safe because she's a slag if she's buying condoms in the ladies
toilets right because she thinks she's a slag no no because she listen she's just trying to be safe
she doesn't know what's gonna happen she left her condoms at home. She wanted to be prepared, you know?
She didn't want to, like, hook up with a guy, some rando, and he'd be like, oh, I forgot the condoms.
Well, she's going to be like, well, we're hooking up anyway, because I got, um, you know?
You know, one slag, one slag is worth 10 trannies, I reckon, in my book, like, in my estimation, my...
My book, I know she's dying, people.
This is the truth, though.
One slag is worth 10 trannies.
I don't care what anyone says.
I'm not...
I think I'm...
Okay, so I have a question.
I have a question.
What the fuck?
What the fuck about Candice?
I... Have you been watching the whole Candace thing?
Get this out early before anybody else comes in.
So I mean.
Okay, so listen.
Hear me out.
Hear me out.
You saw the message I left you, right?
Tim Pool called her a fucking scumbag and then someone shot up his gaff the other day.
Yeah.
And you know what?
Here's the thing. Tim Pool was actually was actually he's a little he's just being
mad and a hater because she's doing so much better than he is right okay so let me let me
that's that his problem is he's he's using a rage so he can get his viewership up and it's not
working it's working and backwards let me give you a little bit of context And pretext about Tim Pool
In regards to me, before we have this conversation
Okay, so
I've been aware of Tim
Since Occupy Wall Street
He became firmly
On the map
Tim Pool became firmly
On my global map
Around the Ferguson
Riots, can you remember the ferguson shit
the ferguson riots was when i first seen like tim pool on like when he was doing his
shit with the drone and all of back in the day so like i'm talking like 2014
uh i mean i was like hardcore tim pool 2018 2019 uh be pre-pandemic pre-J6
so I've been on the
Tim Pool bandwagon
for the best part of like 11-12 years
but I've well known about him since
Occupy Wall Street
so be very careful
why is he acting like such a little bitch
is what I want to know
why is he being a little bitch right now
is what I want to know
Candace is coming with receipts. And yes,
we all understand that these are conspiracy theories. Everyone understands that this is
the fucking, this could be, this could not be. But some grimy shit is coming out about TPUSA.
It's coming out that he wanted to do an audit. He couldn't do the audit because he got killed
two days later after he requested the fucking audit. And then
now they're finding that they sent
$5 million or something
to a fucking, no $2 million
to a parking lot.
Saying that there's
no building, there's just a parking lot.
So right now...
You know, lots of businesses are registered like
strip malls, which is what it is.
Yeah, but at the same time,
but it's, it still needs to like,
it's gotta have some kind of fucking paper trail.
And all I'm saying is no, Robo, Robo, let me finish.
You said-
No, no, your point is easily debunked.
Like your point that you brought up,
I bring up another one.
Cause that one is really easily debunked.
No, listen, it's not, it's not easily debunked
because first of all, first of all,
why the fuck is a non-profit?
This is a non-profit.
It's not just, it's not a fucking regular business.
I get it if you do shell companies
for a fucking regular business
because you don't want people to know where you live
or know private stuff, I get that.
You own the whole strip mall.
You own the whole strip mall.
So that becomes a business address for you.
Those businesses operate within that, like, conjugated, like, address, right?
But, like, you as the owner of that strip mall can then have businesses run on top of that,
like, whether it be legal, blah, blah, blah, whatever.
Like, the whole thing about this, by the way, babe, businesses run on top of that like whether it be legal blah blah blah whatever like like like the
whole thing about this by the way babe answered that point of your argument is like moot to a
degree to a degree that it's a it's a normal practice mind that people are low on a strip
mall right some dentist or whoever all right right rich doctor whatever and they'll have all these
different businesses paying these rents but
they'll use the central business address of the strip mall as a particular thing for whether it's
an NGO whether it's this or that what you're talking about is like when they when they when
they debunk it when somebody comes and is like this is actually for this that and third when tpusa
explains themselves then i'm gonna, okay, that makes sense.
But TPUSA has not fucking explained themselves.
They're running around in fucking circles with some bullshit stories and accusing Candace
of accusing them of shit when she's not even actually saying anything.
All I'm saying.
If you ain't done nothing, you ain't got to worry about nothing.
Before we move on from this, there's a lot of other things to worry about nothing before we move on from this you sound far away sorry let's just hear it do I am I okay now okay am I okay yeah all I'm seeing
is it's not a good look right but something something not being a good look versus something being
extremely nefarious there's a big gulf in the conversation between the two things
it's nefarious no no it's not no it's not it's not a good look it's not a good look it needs
more evidential concrete you know evidence presented in front of people.
Okay, Bo-Bo, you don't need fucking evidence or concrete shit to call fucking Big Mike Big Mike.
You keep calling him Big Mike.
I'm just saying something that looks weird.
And you're just, and you're like, well, I can be debunked because I'm mad at a da da da.
And then meanwhile, you're like, Big Mike's got a big old dick.
Like, come on, bro.
Not even fair.
I saw Big Mike dancing on Oprah,
and I saw the cock swinging,
and I'm telling you, that's in my night.
I have nightmares about Big Mike.
I do.
I have honest big nightmares.
I wake up in the middle of the night,
3 o'clock, and I'm sweating,
thinking Big Mike's fucking teabagging me.
It's pretty fucking harsh Bands
Yeah he's thinking about
Big Mike teabagging him and
He's acting like it's something he doesn't want
But it's not a night
Where I'm trying to be
These are sex dreams he's having
Where I'm trying to be on the Candice thing is
I want to remain neutral I mean I'm going to be on the candace thing is i want to remain neutral
i mean i i'm gonna be honest with you i didn't particularly like like she's not particularly
like persuasive or this or that to me like i watched sound bites of candace but i never
watched wait a minute so you watched sound bites of candace but you have never watched
one episode even even one thing of what's happening.
I've watched all the foolish. Look, she's on the money when it comes to Bridget, right? She's on
the money. What I think Candice's game is right now, if I was to look at this from an outsider
perspective, like logically, logistically, et cetera, right? This is what I would think is that
and then I'll tell you what I think after okay well I'm just
Going to be very honest and I'm going to give you
The like shallow robber
Version of it so like
Yes because I need I need
The surface yeah
That's I'm a shallow person
No no I'm a shallow person
She knows
This is like the
Bandwagon to be on she recognizes like this is the gravy train
that'll take her from 14 million subscribers on next whatever to 20 million she like realizes
that like this alongside some other things the threats to kill her blah blah blah that ties in
with macron and the bridget thing it ties in with
charlie blah blah kb usa it all ties in together very very cleverly for her where it would put her
at a level where even if all this was proved wrong she wouldn't actually like lose that many
new subscribers or new followers like where her numbers have gone up obviously she was number one
right her numbers have gone up that astronomically that even like if they did and if they will fall
they won't fall to like pre-charlie like assassination levels where she'll still be in
the mint i mean you you message us a conspiracy theory about a husband and I did
watch a documentary about this. I think the husband thinks a very weird situation.
Okay. Yeah. Listen, I'm going to just say what my conspiracy theory is because I sent
it to you and I sent it to you and the boys on DM. So I'm just going to put it on here.
So this is my conspiracy.
Before you declare this, I've got a question for you. it to you and the boys on dm so i'm just gonna put it on here so this is my conspiracy before you
declare this no no you never you never allow me to finish the thought without you interjecting
that is why i want to fight you go ahead no no i am i am before you declare what you're about to
see tell me one thing yes or no do you believe there's an existential battle On earth right now
Between good and evil
Yes or no
Because that's very important to the context
Okay, here's the thing
I don't know how I feel about that
Because what could be evil to someone
Is not evil to another person
And the reason I'm saying that is because
We're going in this religious
I'm talking on a religious in the religious way because you know i mean what's okay for muslim
is not okay for a jew what's okay for christian is not okay for like a buddhist do you see i'm
saying i'm just saying i'm just saying okay well i'll wait a minute i'll put this in a better
context that you might be able to say yes or no to okay do you believe there is a war in the world
right now of good-hearted people good god-fearing good-hearted people that are fighting against
satanic child abusing pedophile oh yes listen okay, I do. I do believe that, but I also believe that
there's so much evil and then so many people trying to take control in different ways
that they're willing to like gloss over certain evil things just so they can get their way.
Yeah. I get this. All the nuances. Okay. Right. Okay.
But I want to, but I do want to to tell my Before we go into this other thing
You said I was going to be allowed to tell my thing
Before you interjected
No no I'm glad you said there's nuances
Because I agree that are
But you've just said yes you do believe
That this is a thing in the world
So like that's all that matters
Like yes there's nuances
Okay yes
All right
There's levels of nuances
Okay so I understand that
But that's not specifically what I'm talking about. What I'm
talking about is I was going down a rabbit hole, right? And I sent this to the guys on DM. And I
was thinking how Candace got married with her man so fast and met him so quickly and how the same
thing where Charlie Kirk meets his woman and he tells her the same day
that he is interviewing her that he's going to date her so it's very two very bold things that
happen very very quickly within the same stratosphere which i think is very very strange
one because you could definitely see that charlie kirk and candace did have some kind of weird
chemistry and it was, to me,
it felt like they could have been a couple at some point. But that's just my opinion. Anyways,
what I think happened is that there's two warring, there's two warring sects. We have the Zionists
and we have the Jesuits. The Jesuits are Catholic and the Zionists, well, the Zionists are whoever wants, you know, Jerusalem to
be a Satan. Everybody needs to go back there and their DNA is better than everybody else's DNA.
Okay. So that's, that's what we have. The Zionists, we have the Jesuits. I, I know it sounds crazy,
but I was reading up about Jesuits and, and how they, how, you know, how they were in the past.
up about Jesuits and how they were in the past, and it just made sense. Maybe Candace
Owens' man was sent out to stop what the Zionists were doing. So essentially, go in
there, marry her, get her to be Catholic, get her on this whole bandwagon of this is
what we're doing
We need to support Palestine because Jesuits are really really really in huge support of Palestine
of Palestine and on top of that from two there
There's a thing that they said that Jesuits have had a problem with the Macron since 2000 since 2017
Till now that they've had a problem with the Macron family and the way the French
has done government and stuff. So I just think that's very interesting. And then now, then
Charlie gets with this girl who obviously her family and her, they're all fucking Zionist,
right? And now we have two people, they notice, oh, Charlie is starting to kind of agree with
Candace. We can't have that. He needs to be off and we need to take over this whole thing.
That is my huge-ass
conspiracy theory from left field
whatever, but I think it makes
a lot of sense. I think that there's two
powers trying to take over, and I think it's
between Catholics and I think it's between
Zionists, but that's just me.
So you think,
basically what you're saying is, when I was saying
about good and evil, right?
I'm trying to, because I'm trying to split it down.
No, but I'm not saying that they're good.
But I'm not saying that Jesuits are good.
I'm not saying that they're bad.
I'm just saying that this is a power trying to take control.
The same way that Israel's trying to take control of the United States.
And any country that will help them and give them money and fucking,
and they get their reparations and everything but whatever no but what you can't forget is that like good
can never win unless like like a certain part of it like acts like in an evil manner to achieve
the greater good so like you're not a Spock you know the whole fucking Star Trek fucking Spock thing, don't you?
You know exactly what I'm talking about.
It goes back to Charles Dickens and that man.
It's better to have like loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Where you have to put yourself on sacrificial like land of like, you know.
And on top of that, I went online and I didn't see that George Farmer dated anybody.
There's no fucking showing him dating, nothing.
And I understand people live private lives, but I just think it's very interesting that this millionaire fucking dude,
this guy with a lot of money who ran, what is it called?
Plantier, was the CEO of Plantar, and he has no fucking dating history.
Nobody has anything.
And all of a sudden, boom, he's with candace owen it's just it's just weird so i've been uh okay i mean you know the
vein that i'm on right where i'm trying to be like i i i wholeheartedly and i'm gonna stick
my reputation on it right now wholeheartedly believe that this is just an
existential battle between good and evil like there's listen i've done bad things in my life
but i'm not evil do you know what i mean there are evil people out there that like enjoy like
the suffering of others and blah blah blah i'm convinced we're in a war that's it like we've got to this peak
all level i didn't even want to talk about what's been going on the last few weeks
this is all bravado it's all sure everything is saying about hegseth and the boats and this and
the ebt it's all distractions right if you look at just a higher level the whole globe i even think the earth knows it
which is why we're seeing all these earthquakes and these like we're seeing some real mad like
weather patterns and we're seeing some shit like they saw have you been following the solar flares
and the solar fucking shit lately babe and son have you been following any of this on it it's
getting really bad you know this solar shit they're they're turning on the the cern they're turning on that that machine well well
no but if you were let's say we're all in a simulation right we're we're all in the our
entire universe is in one big like fishbowl in a lab that's being like tested upon to see like
you've got all of these different fishballs
in this big like superior lab and they're just like testing these like which are fucking universes
you've seen it on men in black isn't it men in black where the fucking gives like this shit about
like the universes of the different like shit like if you think about it we're probably like
as far as like a social
experiment has ever been taken in the history of the world listen just keep talking for a second
because andrew's in a meeting and he decided he wanted to sit in the kitchen with me so just give
me just two seconds just keep talking i will i just think that we're at this point and i'm seeing
it every day i'm witnessing these fucking petabytes of data that's coming out manna
someone like me who's being attuned and like really in sync with this stuff for like a very
long time now i'd say like well over like 10 years i've been in sync with like exactly like how the world is like a flown and glown and blown
but like like even then i think back to my childhood and i think back of the teachings
that i got and the fact that like my dad taught me about this and about this you're not ancient
egyptians ancient greeks ancient civilizations like i went away i learned lat Latin blah blah blah this this this like you kind of like look around now and go to yourself
Like we've never lived in times like this like we are approaching
Biblical
Times
Right biblical times. Hear me out babe on
Wait a minute biblical time you're saying we're approaching biblical times, but I thought you wanted to leave the Catholic faith
and get your soul back.
I didn't care about them. I didn't know.
You gotta pay the troll toll to get this boy's soul.
Say that again.
I need to make that into it now.
It's from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
They did a play.
And what's his name?
The Nightman play.
And Donnie DeVito was singing the song.
Huh?
Donnie DeVito.
That's what I said.
I thought it was Donnie.
This guy's always trying to micro-imagine me.
It's not even his conversation right now.
And he goes I saw Danny DeVito last night
I watched the heist with Jane Hackman
And Danny DeVito
And I was absolutely dying
Danny DeVito looks so small
Against even like the women and everything
Like the make Danny DeVito look like a midget
Like he looks like a dwarf
in that movie have you seen that the heist with gene ackman no it's good movie that's actually
i watched it last night before bed yeah but i'm being truthful the world we are we are at the
a peak of humanity that has never existed before we say this is the the thing is that like a lot of people are not
getting is that we've never been at this particular point before you can't like get you know you can't
get a fucking compass and just like fucking stick a hole in a fucking map or something and go like all that
that we you know like we've never witnessed the production of data is what's like really
apparently different to anything else we've been in history you know during world war ii you had
to like listen to like the bbc world news or blah, blah, News of America, whatever, like Voice of America, sorry.
We've like the exponential production of data on a daily basis.
Like you just think of all the selfies that people take
and upload to the cloud or this, like, you know,
like you've got, like we are at a point where it's you one single entity
or one single person cannot keep up with the amount of information so in that situation what
happens is that we get bogged down we get bogged down with IRL stuff we get bogged down we and our christmas holidays or blah blah blah right
and we miss things or we don't hear things or we don't do this or we don't do that right all right
all of these little like things happen where you'll take your like eye off the ball for me
i'm actually quite lucky i'm one of the very few people who's been able to just keep his eye on the ball, like, 24-7.
Like, I mean, I've gone about my DNA and stuff.
Is that your, like, autistic power? Superpower?
Yeah, that's my superpower. My superpower. And I'm saying...
You know how some, like, autists, they can, like, read, like, a whole yellow book page with numbers and stuff and, like, recite people's address, you know, just memorize it from reading and stuff.
You know, I'm at the point, I'm at the point where a global extinction event isn't something that will ever scare me.
Like I expect it.
I think that's probably warranted and there will be people that will survive.
There will be, you know, life will live on.
But I'm at the point right now where we need a reset.
And it's not the reset of the WAF we're talking about with COVID and digital IDs and social credit score. we need to reset from that back to like a much like easier like methodology of like being able
to like live in a society alongside each other like i am if i woke up tomorrow and i have five
minutes to live whether it was from whatever i didn't know solar flares like i've been talking
about earlier the asteroid whatever it is right nukes flying whatever i got five minutes i'm not gonna regret those five minutes
i'm gonna enjoy them i'm gonna grab a coffee quick banger i'm gonna sit in the balcony
so i'll probably not have time to get the canal and i'm just gonna enjoy the world like and i'm gonna think it's probably what we deserve right now because
we couldn't just live alongside one another in cohesion and conjunct like b-bands i don't care
what religion you are what creed what color what what what what your sexual fucking innuendo is
color what what what what your sexual fucking innuendo is i don't care about anything are you
a good person do you have good values do you bring things do you do you say good morning to people do
you say hello do you help the old day you're up with our shopping in the lift i when you say i
coming in like do you just like give something Back Or are you evil
And do you take
Because the people that take
They take people's liberties
They take people's lives
Listen people take in all kinds of ways
They take your time
They take your money
People can take in all kinds of ways
You just have to decide
If you're okay with people doing that.
One of the revelations about living in Thailand is that you'll actually find when you're out and about and you're hanging around.
Even if you're dropped in the hood, in the middle of the hood, like me.
And you figure out most people people are just good nice people yeah they might be struggling
but they're just trying to get through the best way they can whatever level of like society
right robo did you happen okay yes i know do you think i'm being too no no no i just i want no no
we're good i just want to switch subjects do you think do you think i'm being too holistic? No, no, no. I just want... No, no, no. We're good. I just want to switch subjects.
I'm not saying you,
do you think I'm being too holistic?
Clarifying people as it is not bad?
I don't think so.
Robo, for the most part,
I agree with you in a lot of things.
So, I mean, I think we're good on that.
I'm not clarifying Christians,
Buddhist...
Wait, I'm not clarifying Christians
or Muslims or Buddhist monks or Sikhs or this. I'm not clarifying Christians or Muslims or Buddhist monks or Sikhs or this.
I'm not clarifying if you're black or you're white or you're yellow or you're this.
I'm not clarifying if you're homosexual or trans or straight or bi or cis or whatever, right?
I'm clarifying rich or poor.
I'm clarifying are you good or are you bad?
And I think that's the point in the world that we're at right now.
I really do believe it's either good or bad people in the world.
I think it's verse the talkers versus the interrupters.
That was savage.
I fucking forgot what I was going to say that you were,
you wouldn't even let me fucking finish.
Like I literally just wanted to say, Oh, Milo, Milo.
Did you hold on?
Did you watch the interview
the tucker carlson interview with milo i did i watched that like the first like hour
i mean oh my god milo i understand he has brain cancer or something's wrong with his brain
i understand that and cam just requested to come up. I understand that there's, you know, medications probably that he's taking for pain and stuff like that.
I get it because he has like a brain tumor.
And he has cancer.
So, one, he has no, like he could die.
So he has no, like, nothing to lose.
And he can say whatever.
And he said whatever
It was pretty intense
So Milo, I watched like an hour and 40
I think
So I took a full 30 minute monologue interview
And I think I watched
Probably about an hour and 10 minutes of him
And Milo, so I was pretty much up to
Almost the two hours
All I will say is
That Milo's at Is that Milo's
At this point Milo's got nothing to lose
He was kinda on point
So like
But he's
I mean how he delivers the point
Is really
It's unfortunate
It's like he delivers it like he is
Getting a download from the Matrix.
And he's trying to quickly tell you as fast as he can.
And then there's another download.
So he has to like stop and then start a different line of thing.
And then he forgets what he's talking about.
And then he's like, where were we talking about?
Like he's literally like, but it also could be because his brain is like getting fucked up.
Can you remember the old Milo back in the day like
2018, 2019 when he was on Tim Pool
Yeah, but he was more sly. He wasn't so like, I don't know
You know what I mean?
Then he went through the whole thing with Laura Looma, right?
So you saw the Laura Looma thing?
The James O'Keefe Project Veritas thing down in Miami?
When Laura Looma went after him?
Is Laura Looma mad because Milo knows that that was a man before?
I don't like Laura Looma.
I've got to say, I do not like Laura Looma.
I'm just joking.
I do not like Laura Looma.
I don't like her either, but I don't know who she is.
She's fucked up.
But listen, she is fucked up.
Cam just asked for a
mic before we get onto a different thing by accident cam cam well i actually had a question
for robo i'm curious because i find myself fascinated by a lot of these well i guess
they're not even conspiracy theories anymore because they all keep coming true but i'm curious
what drives you to be
so interested in all this stuff uh the fact that i've had so much rejection back in the day so
come have you heard me on a space wait a minute hold on you think because you've had rejection
that there's some kind of conspiracy against you no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no at all.
So, Cam, have you heard me back in the day, like, talk about, back in the day,
about how I started, like, learning about some of this shit or not?
Have you heard the proper story, no?
No, unfortunately, I didn't.
I've always wanted to ask the question, but I just never had the opportunity.
I'll be really quick, because I have told it many times before,
but I'll be really, really quick about this
So I was at a rave
It's not going to be quick, Cam
No, no, I was at a rave in Liverpool
One of the early, like, Cranfields in 96, right?
And I was, like, talking to this kid, this scouser
And he started, like, telling me about, like, his older brother
How he'd been putting care and being shipped down London
And, like, this dude was just, like, outside a tent in Cranfields like his older brother uh how he'd been putting care and being shipped down london and he like
this dude was just like outside a tent in creamfields and speak airfields like talking
about with jimmy savile being a nonce this was 1996 right 1996 97 and i like i just totally like
brushed off with it because like we grew on jimmy savile you know what i mean i even got a contempt of court for doing a jimmy savile impression in 1997 like this is long uh sorry
1994 this is a long story about me doing a jimmy savile impression in court and i'll get to that
later but so like i heard about this and then a couple of years earlier princess die died and
i remember i've been out all night and i've been
wrecked right and i came warm at like whatever time it was in the morning and i turned on the
tv me grandma's and that and that's princess diana dead and i was like oh i was just wrecked you know
and i went to bed and then i woke up and like i went downstairs and all the family was there
me grandma was there with our sisters and that they were all get graven and
they were got i was like what's going on and princess diana's dead and i was like and
i went outside for a cigarette and i was talking to my dad and i just remembered my dad this was
1998 august 98 when uh diana died oh sorry august 97 diana died right this was just after like this
kid had been telling me about jimmy savour being a massive nuns and like me dad just said me father said to me like uh did you ever think
that the british royal family or the british establishment were going to allow the future
king of england to have a father-in-law who was an egyptian market trader meaning like obviously
uh fayad uh doady you know uh and your man who had harrods department store right
dody dody al fayad uh who died with diana and i was just like i remember like it
he's got a point i just remember me dad like putting his like finger
on the pulse like right at the time that diana got killed like are you kidding do you think the
future king of england meaning like prince william who is about to take over from charles and be the
king for you know the next 50 60 years probably it's like do you think that like they were gonna allow his father-in-law to be a
egyptian market trader shut up man like me dad was outside when i mean that doesn't smoke he was
outside when i was having a cigarette and all the women's inside crying and like he got me thinking
ever since then i have been on the conspiracy thing by 2006 like jimmy subtle was the whole jimmy subtle thing was all over the internet if anyone like i
say you know i've been in a tour for a long time uh i'm a i'm a you know a kid of the dark web you
could say for one of the better world like the whole jimmy subtle thing everybody knew about it
everybody on the internet knew about it it just wasn't mainstream
and i'm talking by 206 like i knew that like jimmy savile had been like you're not running
kids for fucking reggie uh runny career sorry reggie career i knew he'd been like running kids
for fucking cecil like i knew all of the shit about olden council like all of us knew like these
cd and the thing is as well i was in the uk and i was on the ground so like like loads of
the things that you're hearing about the grooming gangs and that now this was all common knowledge
all common knowledge like early 2000s like late 90s in fact mid 90s into the late late 90s into
the 2000s like all of this about the grooming shit like we all knew this shit was going on the
care homes blah blah blah we all knew like abuse was ramp all of the people like me who were street
who'd been locked up who'd been on the graft like we all
knew this was like absolutely rampant so like so much of this like was very knowledgeable
before i left to go to australia and then obviously i went out and you know i lived in
the van i was off the radio waves i did a few years away i went home and i only had one thing in my mind when i went home
and i was like reed i need to get away you know i wasn't thinking about this kind of
i wasn't like wanting like it wasn't in my mind zone even though i knew all of this
like previously i was like i just need to get out of england get my qualifications
kind of thailand become a teacher and then 2015 a certain man came down the escalator calling everybody
fake news and then we all knew that it was like you know the internet had moved on social media
removed on and therefore we all knew that it was game on and from the minute that trump walked down that escalator it's been like overdrive of like
exposure of like how bad everything is but i'm i'm at the point i know cam haven't been in the nick
haven't traveled the world haven't been skint as fuck i've had loads of money i've been around
all people so all society all crateseds, all colours, all fucking this.
There's just good people and there's evil people.
It doesn't even come into good and bad.
There's good people and there's evil people.
The evil people are the people who pretend to be your friend and then shop you up social services to get your kids take away or some like that like like like this just good and evil and i am fixated on this and
i will not change my course of discourse on this mission i didn't care what anybody says
well and it's interesting because i i completely agree with you robo it is good good versus evil
and i think for me that's why i find all this stuff so interesting and i was curious if it's
almost more of a more of a spirituality i'm not talking about religion just your you know because
i think we all have you know i know we all have a spirit or at least i believe that i guess i can't
prove that but i i believe that we all have a spirit, or at least I believe that. I guess I can't prove that, but I believe that we all have a spirit, and it's usually telling us something.
And to me, there's been things that are off, and you can even feel like when you get next to someone who's negative or whatever, you can feel that energy.
And so I was curious if this was also part of a kind of a spiritual.
Cam, you're on the money, and 500 can come in here.
So, Cam, have you heard
me talk about religion versus
spirituality lately? Like, I did it
like a couple of months ago or something. I went
on a rampage. He's on
the money. See? He knows
B-Bands. He knows Cam.
13 hours later.
And now, you know,
my life story.
Oh, is everyone still here Oh my god that's crazy
Come hit the money
Come hit the money there though
I've been seeing about
Forget your religion
No listen I'm telling you something
You know you figured out about
Conspiracy theories
At a certain age I decided conspiracy theories were real when I was like seven years old, when my mom told me that we're the only people that are going to be saved and going to heaven.
At that point, I was like, I don't know about that. There's a lot of good people out there. And I was like, I don't think this is the truth. But you know, brainwashing comes and changes your mind. But I still think that was the moment where I was like, I don't think this is the truth. But, you know, brainwashing comes and changes your mind.
But I still think that was the moment where I was like, that's not real.
Can't be real.
So I would love to hear from five on it.
By the way, we have to like acknowledge that we've had a problem.
We've just found out about chat versus DMs.
Apparently everyone's using chatting
no one's using dms anymore uh but cam cam's got a point uh about about spirituality and there are
a couple of like good quotes especially like from uh gregory uh gregory rob gregory davis roberts or greg i forgot who it is again
but uh like i don't know if you know about some of these uh some feelings
sink so deep into the heart that only loneliness can help you find them again some truths are so painful that only shame can help you live with
them and some things are so sad that only your soul can do the crying for them and i think this
is quite relevant because if you think let's just say that the world we've just recently painted in
the last like you know 20 minutes 25 minutes 30 minutes
whatever is actually true and there are these like real like evil people around the world right and
this like thing exists you know this adronochrome organ harvester and blah blah blah like what the
human tribe we all know this is like i mean it's as real as it gets i've seen some but
you know how does the normal kind of person who's not like us cope with it i can't imagine like
going to my mom and saying mom i'm really sorry but for the last like 150 200 years this is like
what's happened to the world like the people who got rich way back in the
day and forced this and brought this in and this legislation and they did this and the blah blah
blah like and then they did this to all these kids like you taught at the minute at the minute and under listen 200 000 just want to repeat that number 200 000 working class underprivileged
british white girls have been abused in these pakistan mostly pakistani mostly not all not exclusive there's there's others in there especially
bangladeshi eritrean others as they've migrated from north but predominantly pakistani muslim
grooming rape gangs in the uk at least 200 000. the the real reports in like the the real people who do know
like charlie peterson them are indicating it could be one million that's an entire generation
an entire generation of an entire country of british white girls that have been I mean, let's stick with the most
the most
moderate number
is 200,000
in a country of fucking
70 million
Robo, so my question is
why is that being
and is it in an
effort to erase you know, God or Christianity?
Or is it just that I can't quite figure out?
And how do you know that there's going to be evil?
Because there's money behind the evil and it's being pushed all around the world at the most extreme rate that you have in your life.
And so I'm just curious
thoughts on that it's the cloud it's a clower piven strategy i mean this has been around since what
1968 i think i'll have to go on google when the clower piven strategy like came around but i mean
the whole thing about the illegal immigration and blah blah blah so
actually i mean what you're talking about the root of it goes far much further than that down
the rabbit hole than the clower pivot uh strategy to uh destroy western democracies it would go back
like way before uh mount baton uh with mother theresa like back in the 40s i mean you probably
like i i got i got heckled and abused and shouted at on one of sefi's spaces one night
when i said that britain's uh most successful ever export of all time was institutional fucking abuse and institutional
like paid affiliate like people have got any idea as a brit well i didn't account myself as a brit
i'm english but you know as a brit for me to say that like oh like we exported this to the world it's like a horrendous like confession but i also
realized it's a confession that everybody in my country or my home country not the one i live in
now but where i was born need to like face up and realize like i said if i went to my mother and
actually gave her all the evidence and all this shit like laid it down on the table and was like mom like it's irrefutable
like everything like i'm like we're seeing and we're talking about now is irrefutable like we
know this is being like we know how the bloodlines are being work like we know like how belgium like
We know, like, how Belgium, like, was operated as, like, a safe zone for all of these fucking
paediaristic fucking sadistic fucking cunts, like, the elites around Europe to go and just
enjoy themselves on little summer holidays.
Like, anyone that doesn't know about this shit is, like, retarded.
it's like retarded like i'm probably not answering your question bro like i'm just trying to get to
Like, I'm probably not answering your question, bro.
like the the the null point that like none of this at all can be denied anymore any further
forever i'm sick of it if i have to go out in the street and start killing pedos myself i will do that might be a little bit extreme i mean except for
you know maybe some of the evil ones that it's like these people that i can't figure out like
george soros how these guys run free and he's you know he's not the only one he's just the most
well-known and now his son's taken out empire but everyone thinks that's a conspiracy theory
what do you know about what do you know about george soros what do you know about him when he was a kid during the war what do you know about
him i don't know i haven't gone back that far i'm like in the last 25 years so i don't know
about that part all right okay so uh you know right okay so you know when there was a long process right wasn't there from the uh
from the nationalist socialist party like actually like coming into power so you know how grad you
know about hitler being jailed uh during the 20s and you know how gradual like the power was like how he came to power uh the uh the arson attack on the right
blah blah blah so you know how devious they were right
yeah so like literally literally anybody that like ever like pays any credit to hitler
apart from his particular intellect with certain things
like i despise like i despise like anything to do with like i also like despise how much
there is about things like the uh holocaust so it's probably about 450 to 600 000 killed in the
holocaust the six million figure have been bandied around since like 1915
like in the middle of world war one even before world war ii started like it's hilarious like
this whole holocaust thing but that's not like when i hear people like nick swenther's and that
like i hate their like rhetoric like it's so evil Like there's nobody that should be trying to like quantify one set of evil
by vilifying like another, like you cannot like,
you cannot evil, cannot be quantified.
I'm sorry and all that, like evil.
Wait, what do you mean?
Because, wait, you're saying because he's kind of interested
in the way Stalin did things and Hitler and he thought that they were interesting characters. Is that because of that or because.
No, but you can't, you can't say like, oh, well, someone wasn't like that bad because they weren't as evil as this person. Like you can't quantify evil, man. It's either evil or evil.
to fight evil man it's either evil that's true that's why like any any man anybody who hurts a
child they should not they should not be allowed to continue existing if you hurt a child it doesn't
matter it shouldn't exist on the george soros thing the very fact that i just hate evil and
it's all i'm captain america me or captain robo or whatever you want to call me in regards to
george soros which was cam's question
i did put a tweet in the nest uh but this is a true story so what the uh nazis did back in the
early days right uh in the late 30s in like before obviously it all kicked off yeah you're talking
probably after the olympics in 36 the munich olympics with jesse james right in 36 yeah onwards
like it became really bad i think he got the chancellorship and everything in uh 32 or 33
so i think like hitler had like full control by 32 33 it really got bad like the Olympics and into 1937.
George Soros was from a Jewish family.
Now, what they did is they kind of found these kids
from Jewish families, Jews basically, Jew kids,
who had either been like their family like their
parents had like died or this you know there was a lot of disease and alcoholism and there was you
know the life expectancy wasn't great back in them days anyway what the nazis did when they were
really in their hunting phase when their hunting phase really took over is that they would get these
jewish kids that had like lost their parents or blah blah blah you know been on hard times
and then they would like bring them in they'd shower them they'd give them you know shower
them with love and chocolates and you know make them feel great right that's what the nazis did
that's why they that's what evil people do it's like the child soldiers in africa
it's no different george soros was like an african child soldier same thing and what they would do
they would send them out in the neighborhoods and they'd try to like find like the jewish families
that were hiding other families that were hiding kids they didn't have to be jewish families it
could be german families but they were just like trying to hide kids and then what would happen is the kids would like grasp them up and that's exactly
what george soros was and george soros wasn't just one of the kids he was like the best at it
so for anybody that doesn't know and it's in the nest i've put it up there it's a three minute video
put it up there it's a three minute video george soros as a kid is a young single like jewish
young boy you know eight nine ten uh with no family or no relatives he would like literally
infiltrate neighborhoods and either find like the jewish families that were willing to hide like
jewish kids or the german families that were willing to hide kids and then run back the Nazis and grasp them up.
So, Cam, if you want to ask me about George Soros, I mean, I could talk to you about them
trying to bankrupt England back in like 88, 89 when I was like a young kid, but I could
talk like I want to go back to his childhood and tell you how evil that cunt is.
Like George Soros is like as, as evil as evil gets.
Like, if he's not dead, he fucking should be.
Is the CEO of Plantier, Alex Karp, like, is he on drugs or something?
Did you watch that?
They said he's on drugs.
I haven't seen that yet, but, like, he wouldn't be the first one.
Oh, my husband's saying, whoops, he was listening in
Even though I was asking you, he was listening in
Uh, let me go, cause
No, I know, but you, uh, you're on your work phone
I don't, uh, interrupt you and say
Hey, yes, those trusses will be ready
No, no, I don't, I don't say anything
You just, you just go
And you just work on your fucking trusses, mister
God damn it.
I have five on it.
Is five on it here?
Yeah, I think so.
But man, I just say jokes.
I don't know how I'm going to open after the Holocaust shit.
It's pretty grim in here.
It's not mayhem.
It's like fucking sad.
I know.
That's why I don't let him.
I only let him a little bit,
but this time I had to give him his space. That's why I don't let him. I only let him a little bit, but this time I had to give him his space.
That's my fault.
I apologize because I was asking the deeper questions, so that's my bad.
I'm just curious.
Anyway, thank you, Robo.
I appreciate it.
We need that, though.
We need that.
We need it.
Wait a minute.
He asked me about it.
I'm sick of being nice, though.
I mean, I love being nice.
I love talking about butterflies and fucking unicorns, farting fucking rainbow dust.
And honestly, I'm all I went out today. You got any idea about my life today?
And it was so beautiful. Why?
Because I live in fucking Thailand and I'm living around beautiful Thai people who don't give a fuck about any of this shit.
Like, look, listen, so I just put the link on top of the CEO of Plantier, Alex Karp, and he's kind of like losing it.
My husband's like, oh, they said he was neo-divergent or whatever.
But I think I've seen other interviews and he wasn't like hopping around in his seat like that.
It was like he was hopping around that seat like he had a butt plug on.
They brought up a few lines or what?
Because, I mean, I've done some.
I went for an interview once
and I was paranoid to death about it
because it was a big interview
and I had two massive lines of Charlie
before my interview
and it was the worst decision.
Wow, that was so stupid.
Stupid.
Wait, I don't know what's happening.
Facebook's shutting down on me.
Facebook, Twitter's shutting down on me.
Oh, yeah, stop acting like you didn't hear what I said.
No, no, have you seen the movie Trainspotting before?
You must have seen that with Ewan McGregor,
and you must have seen Trainspotting beforegregor and you must have seen train spotting before bay
barns right cam no twice just to understand what they were saying no
if you haven't seen train spotting oh this came out like right back in the day so
uh the interview spud does the interview five on you know, when he goes for the job interview. And he can't stay still in the seat.
That was me.
Oh, I was so wrecked.
I didn't get the job, by the way.
If anyone was wondering, did you get the job in the end?
Listen, I would have been really impressed if you did.
I would have been like, you know what, Rovo, you can do anything.
But you can't do that, apparently.
Oh, I've got a worse one than that, man.
Fucking.
So I'd only been in Thailand, like, a little bit.
And I got my first job up north, right?
But then some shit happened and I had to move to, like, Bangkok.
I'm not going to get into what happened up north, right?
But I had to move to Bangkok, right?
Some shit happened with someone.
And I remember moving to Bangkok. And I moved here i think it was uh i visited in december i came to meet pro in
december was it when you get that restraining order was it when you got that oh okay okay
no it wasn't it was so i came here in like uh the january and i was looking for work and there
was like knee work because of the way the school thing works so you like the schooluary and i was looking for work and there was like knee work because of the way the
school thing works so you like the school terms and that and i remember me interview i got this
interview with this kid top school and i've got shortlisted and everything right i like do a demo
and then i was like i got through the demo with the kids and i do the final interview with the
board and it was the 18th of march does that date ring a bell for
anybody or not it should be your name b-bans it should be your handle what it was the 18th of
march me interview me final interview with the board and of course paddy's day was the 18th of March, my interview, my final interview with the board.
And, of course, Paddy's Day was the 17th, was the Sunday.
So, if you look on the calendar, you'll probably see 2013.
I'm pretty sure Paddy's Day, March the 17th, would have been on the Sunday.
And my interview was on, like, the Monday morning at, like, fucking 9 nine o'clock and i end up going out with
the boys like i finished me sunday school and i was supposed to be like going home and just like
sort me out and get me red like me missus thought i was going home after work and everything
and the boys were all like ah come out myself i've got them a couple irish kids
they were like come out come out and i was like oh no no no no fucking I came home at like 2 a.m. in the morning or something me fucking like
interview with the boards at like nine o'clock I think I woke up about fucking
Abba State or something I got like I got to the school a good hour late I
didn't even know what I smelled like like i kind of even lived down the shame of this
like like i felt so bad afterwards like i mean i got a better job after actually i got a day like
i wouldn't be here now if that hadn't have gone wrong but like the last thing you want to do is
like roll up in the school like like i literally i. Yeah, maybe you'd be in a better place, man.
I was so hammered.
Oh, I was so hammered.
It was so funny, though.
I went, like, my missus didn't even ask any questions.
She was so pissed off about what happened tonight
because she was, like, waiting in her, like, underwear for me in that,
like, fucking from, like, 7 p.m. or something.
And I didn't get home until, like, like I said, i didn't get home until like like i said i didn't leave them until like 2am didn't get home until
like fucking 3am or something like she was fucking going mad holy fuck that was that was the marriage
desk never the last thing i didn't care yeah what's going on anyway with your TDS syndrome now?
Fucking, it's all need to calm down.
I was there in America with your TDS syndrome.
Fucking.
Is it crying about fucking nuking?
Fucking Venezuelan fucking drug board?
Fucking, what the fuck?
Bomb the lot.
Bomb them, bomb them all.
I don't care about anyone, me.
You either good or bad.
Oh, touchy subject over there, is it?
Oh, I'm sorry.
What did you say?
I must have lost signal.
Yeah, you're bombing,
you're bombing Venezuelan fucking,
uh, drug board. Well, board well wait wasn't but isn't
uh that's maduro right maduro's from the venezuela maduro i like i like i love when
the accent comes out i love the minute you start talking no i'm just asking because if that's him
but doesn't isn't he also like i mean he's crazy but isn't he like he's he's against israel isn't he it's nobody even
knows man it's i've been telling red i wish red eye was there i've been telling for weeks for
months now it's all about smartmatic so venezuela is like the hub the pinnacle of the voting uh
machine uh and this is not just about America.
Like, we're talking, like, probably over 100 countries.
I've had elections, or 100 elections,
have been manipulated by Smartmatic and Maduro,
which is the parent company to Dominion.
Wow, that sucks.
I'm telling you now.
It's all about the voting machines.
I tweeted this out not so long gone. I'll go and find it and put it in the nest as a receipt it's all about smart manic man
i thought the parent companies were chinese owned they're they're owned by venezuela they're owned by
a venezuelan company did you say okay right did you so you know about smartmatic no?
Yeah a little bit.
Right okay so you know about the whole thing so you saw all like Sydney Sweeney stove like I'm sorry Sydney Sweeney, Sydney Powell
Oh look who's here? He'll back me up let's get him in as a co-host. Here he here did you send soyas mike no we'll send them one
oops excuse me let's get rid of that joint apologies listen i sent red eye a message
and i was like where the hell where are you man freaking ridiculous it's all venezuela is
all about the voting machines it's all about the vote and it's all about the voting it's all about smartmatic right it's
all about how uh before maduro what was his name chavez hugo chavez right how the whole smartmatic
thing was created uh it was created by the way in conjunction with like senior us uh figures and diplomats let's just say for want of a better word but i did put
this in on the 2nd of november it's in the nest and i said if you're actually paying attention
to all the different things that's happening all over the world right now you've got to look at
these different places right trump's genius is glaringly obvious venezuela it's all about the
voting machines i mean the oil will be a nice little sideline right let's not let's let's not
you know let's not say that it wouldn't be like you know a nice little sideline but it's not the
primary objective it's smartmatic which became the parent company of obviously
dominion yeah the same as prince andrew did you notice that the prince andrew thing only happened
after trump had been over and had the time with charles and then andrew was totally and utterly like vilified struck down titles blah blah blah gone
the nigeria thing is a quiet thing the asia trip very big thing right the bypassing of the uh
the imperial uh british rule but at the minute like you can't you can't, you can't stabilise America, can't stabilise elections, even though, like, you know, they're not used that many places.
The places that there are used, they need to be proved to be, you know, dodgy.
Like, they took down, they took down the Serbia, Emerald Robinson.
So here's a good one for you.
I did DM Redeye this one red eye did
you have you been following the emerald robinson uh thread on that oh red eye good morning gm no
i haven't so red this week red eye how long have i been talking about venezuela and the
vote machines how long now a while good film one while yeah and that's it like Trump's got any interest in there
like you've got more oil fucking oh I mean Venezuela's rich didn't get me wrong it really
is rich and the sanctions are fucking put a block on them but and it it's a not or a state, like far worse than Mexico. Oh, sorry, Brian.
Hello, Red Eye.
Welcome back.
Good to see you.
I did put something in the nest, guys, about Dr. Karp.
Now, they're trying to insinuate that he's neurodivergent, but it just says that he is starting a neurodivergent thing
and just kind of insinuating that he could be.
But if you read that, I think that he was just on drugs and they're doing damage control.
Anyways, welcome back.
Give me an efficient description or definition of neurodivergent.
Say that.
Robo.
Sounded out Did you see
Did you read
Did you read that DM earlier
Where I said I put a porn picture
In the AI and it made the
Fuckin cock into a third leg
And I couldn't wank
And then I was like for at least seven or eight minutes
that group chat is absolutely mental it's my favorite place
if anyone needs a degenerate place to like hang out in our life
well like i can always relate to the rugged them group yep you just got to be on the list
applications are closed yeah i'll tell you what i was in bits i was in bits when we
couldn't work for a week 10 days 10 days. I was just fucking...
Where were you?
I'll tell you what, Red Eye,
nobody wants a dick injury or a fucking problem down there.
Like, fucking name, man.
That's your worst.
That's your worst thing, bro.
I'm telling you, man.
I mean, you know how you hear about women having yeast infections and that all the time.
Men can have yeast infections too.
Look it up, or if it's already happened to you, you can raise your hand.
You know, no pressure.
Last time, last time I had a yeast infection was when I was dry thumbing a fucking Kinder Egg. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It was past its expiration date
I couldn't help it as soon as Red Eye joined the chat
It goes south
Oh, he just had a heart attack, guys
The age got him
Well, okay, he's here
Wait a minute, B-Bans
We need some stablecoin normalness
Like
All I'm saying is
I've been telling you all about
Ren for a western
Thing and what happened
Look at it right now
And it's not a crypto thing
But just saying
What are you talking about Ren?
The bridge? Ren? R-E-N?
No W-R-N
I've been like
Following them for like 10 years
Since I was pregnant.
I can remember.
What's WRN like?
Red Eye?
Do you know what you're talking about?
It's a Western copper gold mining or something.
It's in the Yukon.
In Canada.
Yeah, it's a stock.
I've been following following for 10 years.
They're very interesting, very interesting.
Oh, is it related to
Tony
or the other fella?
So the Yukon gold thing I'm rigged into, you know.
You know, Parker?
Do you watch it or not?
What?
He's talking about the Alaskan
gold or whatever.
No, that's not.
I mean, it is in Alaska.
I mean, it's in.
No, the Yukon.
They're not related to it.
This is the casino.
This is the casino mining project.
If you look, that's what it's called.
The casino mining project.
Did you see the tie blew up a casino earlier today?
Tony's the king of the Yukonon isn't he you're not tony
what are you talking about i'm very confused you know what please spell it out is this a show or
something is this like a tv show finn got me in the gold rush ages ago man me and finn oh okay okay
okay okay okay it's a TV show. Aye.
You must not park that.
You must not park that, no?
You kind of talk about gold if you didn't park that. When I turn on the TV, the first thing that I look for is in a documentary.
When I turn the TV on, I want to see science fiction,
maybe somebody getting blown up, maybe something scary.
That's what happens.
And then documentaries if I'm cleaning and I need something in the background.
Have you seen the trailer for the new Five Nights at Freddy's?
No, but I know that my kids fucking love that shit.
Really?
They did.
I've never seen it, but I watched the trailer.
It was pretty good.
It looks like it could be good.
So, yeah, my husband just said he watched the first one.
It wasn't good.
Yeah, it's...
I'm watching Derry right now.
I'm watching It.
Robo, did you see that the Tide blew up a casino earlier today?
Oh, mate. I'm trying to stay away from the
news over here. It's fucking too bad
on it. I've got bad
enough news outside me front door.
Can I ever get outside for a cheeky
Jimmy Cliff without the fucking plod being there?
Fuck, I shit myself
today. Fucking shit myself.
I was like, oh, fucking hell.
And I just smiled.
You really need to, like, get, like, gummies or something.
They just smiled and we had me pass.
You need to get gummies.
They don't stink.
You just eat them and be about your business, you know?
You know, it was weird, though.
Like, so, like, I've talked to you about this before, but how many has actually, like, done i like i've taught you about this before but how many is actually like done
shit like this so how many of you is actually like smuggle shit across like international borders or
like how many of you is he serious are you seriously asking us that on a fucking record
recorded space wow first of all i know i have never second of all what third of all, I know I have never. Second of all, what? Third of all, don't ask people to record stuff on record. I know this is like a fun show, but even like you could be joking. And then the next thing you know, you're like, oh, we need to talk to you about something that Robo said. And then they give you your that in any time of like situation like that,
what you need to do is be able to like take yourself back for a certain moment in time.
And that certain moment in time is best served if you were like fucking
or you were involved in like fucking or like you were
just like so i remember today i just shut the gate because i couldn't see them because i was
just on the little bend in front i shut the gate outside went out in the clung i'd only walked
three or four feet and then i looked at the bend and they had my shades on and all i was like oh this doesn't look normal in the words because it was a whole thing and i was like
and as i like walked because you can't change your posture or whatever like that i just started
like thinking about like this time i was like this bird when it was like madness and all or she was
rabid and uh it was christmas actually and she was in a
fucking sandy little outfit and that would be like delivering me presents and that me little brother
and that and i was thinking like i was just thinking oh robo can you remember like what it
was like when you got home and like i like and i just glided past like i was just like oh what
he can't like like and the dad And a couple of fellas pulled over.
Red Eye, I've never seen the plod block on the canal before.
How long have I been here?
Since May last year.
Like well over a year and a half.
And it totally took me by massive. It's because you've been smoking in the canal.
And they're looking for you.
They're looking specifically for you.
I know.
You're going to have to put it in the crocket pocket.
What's that called? What's a foreigner called?
Falang? What do they call a foreigner?
Falang, aye.
Falang, aye.
Aya, Falang.
Jai yin yin, Falang.
Yeah, you're going to have to put it in your
crocket pocket as you're going by the
uh roadblocks oh it was too late it was too late it was in me little bag my man bag around
me shoulder but i just like as i cruise past i was just like hello what do you got and i was
just like thinking about like me nailing this bird like knee deep i was knee deep in your woman's funny like shall i suddenly
outfit or like i like literally that's all you have to do is just take yourself back okay and
now i'm understanding because i didn't understand what you were trying to like explain but now i
understand it's like to calm yourself in a situation where you got to get past the cops
and you have something on you you know think about fucking or sex or just something that relaxes you so that you can
make it by without looking.
Okay.
That makes sense.
Like, you know, I'm sorry.
I had to go the whole way around.
You know, I had to go.
I needed to understand.
Exactly.
Exactly.
She gets it.
She gets it.
And you know what though? though me the wind was really
battered there and it was blown blown me umbrella like upside down you know when you're the wind
comes in underneath your umbrella and your umbrella like guns the other way and i was like
struggling with it and i was like walking away thinking this is not a good look this is not a
good look like everything else was created and then the wind come and like whipped
your umber like i was like oh fucking hell but uh it looked like it was that because as i was like
halfway down they came past me so it wasn't like they were there for like a few hours or something
i was just like very weird very weird but never mind you've got to be on them levels man there's
levels to this game isn't there let's be
honest like nobody ever got anywhere in life without realizing there's a level anyway red eye
how are you doing is your house decorated are you are you ready for christmas over there or what
oh yeah i get the the house has been decorated for almost two weeks now
bro you mean you decorated your house in november wait a minute
you started in november your pleb yep yep uh the i got lights outside the house and that or what
what you got going on just inside i got a got a christmas tree uh four or five different strands of lights around my bookcases
and uh and a bunch of like small decorations i can like set on my tables and uh like hang
different but i got a few wreaths hanging inside the house so the funny the funny love lights and
all that didn't the man lights and candles and house so the funny the funny love lights and all that
didn't the man lights and candles and man the funny love that didn't they you've got to do
that for the funny haven't you i mean it's it's also nice to you know late at night or early in
the morning waking up to that that like lighting it's nice as your dog dog not chewed anything yet no he hasn't messed with anything which is good
the tree he's probably the tree would be the most likely thing he would with but uh he hasn't painted
any mind did yeah let's get down this conversation did you see the good thing on twitter the other
day i think it was at the beginning of the week beginning the last week or something about the scented candles and the situation do you see that
post that like went viral about the center right so i mean look b-bands you're single
i tap you up you come back and then i start like bragging to you about my scented candles and that like and trying to
like woo you in like with them like are you feeling that shit or are you thinking i'm a faggot
the closest um okay so here's the thing i think you can talk about anything as long as the vibe
is right but if you're talking or having a conversation scented Candles and stuff and you're not noticing
That the other person is probably either not
Interested in that or maybe like
You shouldn't open with that
Then obviously there's you know the there's a
Misconnection right there
So I guess knowing how to properly
Have a conversation is important
Whether or not it doesn't matter what you're talking about
Like you know what I mean
What about if a man knows way too much about scented candles than he should do
what are you thinking i'll be like hey are you where was your dad around when you were a kid um
are you a single uh are your parents still together you know just asking because if you're
worried about scented candles maybe you spent a lot of time with your mother, you know?
And she liked to send the candles and you just happened to pick up an affinity
because this is a family hobby.
And you still like doing manly things, you know?
This is something you enjoy.
I often feel that Red Eye is very neutral when it comes to these conversations.
Red Eye, where's your stance the the scented candle conversation from a
man's perspective i think if you uh have any sisters then you're likely to know more about
candles than others uh if you've ever gotten gifts for your mother is that an excuse though
it's an excuse that a homo is hiding behind or not
no i mean i know the difference like i i know what soy candles are and i know how those differ from
uh say normal petroleum based yeah it's a healthy soy soy is that soy boy down there is it soy candles they get them directly soy boy yeah they're non
toxic oh no I didn't know candles like old-school candles are incredibly toxic I didn't even know
that yeah I mean you're just burning petroleum in your house basically that's why i like that if i was gonna have any i don't have any
candles to burn in my house right now but uh i know my sister uh particularly likes soy candles
so i've read a little bit about those that's why i'm here i'm not gonna give you any shit here
though right but back in the day this is like a story. So if you snore about the UK and coal, coal fires,
and now loads of people like went to gas after.
Back in the day, mate,
me fucking old grandma fucking used to nick fucking candles from the church, right?
And then because we used to sit up playing dominoes like all night
and like one o'clock, two o'clock in the morning, and that because we used to sit up playing dominoes like all night and like
one o'clock two o'clock in the morning and that when i was a little kid your grandma used to
nick the candles from the church and they used to put the candles like all over the place
downstairs instead of keeping the electric on they used to turn the electric off by like the
mains you know on the wall they'd turn the electric off at like like 10 o'clock and just
like stick the candles and everything on all over the place.
And I'd be like, what's going on here?
Like, serious?
Me grandma was nicking candles from the church.
She gives zero fucks.
Oh, that's, yeah, that's a tough one.
At least you didn't ever me fucking
what's the one when you're born
when you're christened you got a candle when you're christened
don't you see that
that's another thing that catholic church do on you man
you get a candle to mark you
the evil bastard
do you drive your candle?
oh my mum still has a dime
oh I didn't even want to gun down that.
I'm just reading about B-Bands sharing Candace Owens.
They got together, and her and her husband got together and engaged after 17 days.
That's pretty quick.
And she's like, oh, it was like a whirlwind romance.
And I sent you the thing.
It's like I was getting to know myself and it was just weird and there was nothing romantic about it.
How do you get engaged?
That's weird to me.
That sounds like psyop mind control shit.
And then now she's married to this guy who all of a sudden, like maybe a week before becomes the fucking TP
USA UK
correspondent or some shit like that, and then
she goes over there, and then they fucking fall in love,
and he's
Catholic, and then she switches and goes
and she becomes a Catholic. I'm telling you,
it's fucking Jesuit. They're Jesuits.
It's okay, though. I mean, it's cool. Believe what you want.
And they support
Palestine, so that's cool.
Red Eye, what I gathered
from B-Bands is like
latest conspiracy theory that you
fed us in the group chat, right?
I've told you there's two secret
societies, and I thought it was the Knights of Templar,
but I was wrong. It's the Jesuits.
Oh, what about
the Black Knights? We need to talk about the Black
Knights before we talk about the Knights of the Templar.
But what I'm getting, Red Eye, from B-Banz, is she's thinking that the good side was able to grab Candace's own,
through marriage and kids and blah, blah, blah.
The good side was able to grab Candice and bring her to the light. But the dark side with Erica took Charlie, which has resulted in, obviously, Charlie resenting this and ended up getting killed.
See, B-Banz is on the side.
I said it earlier.
Good versus evil.
That's the point we're at in the world.
There's need left, right.
Listen, but I do want to say that I don't, I don't know necessarily.
I'm like, oh, I, I believe that the side that has Candace is all, all true.
It's sick is all good and stuff like that.
I'm not saying that.
I'm just saying that another one, you know, another two, two different sides were warring
for power and control of the media and people's influences happen to be, they could be, it could be like Jesuits and Zionists.
I mean, it literally could be that simple.
And there could be a third one we don't even know about.
I'm just being loco, but it's kind of fun to think about.
Do you think, well, I'll just ask you a percentage.
What percent chance do you think exists that Candace Owens has a penis?
You know what makes me mad?
Because I know when you're like, B-Bands.
And then I know you're like fucking percolating your little smart ass comment.
And I'm just going to wait for it because I always like them anyway.
And no, she doesn't have a penis
We've seen pictures of her pregnant
And we've seen her belly all stretched out
She had her belly exposed and stuff
And that's
It was real
If she had a dick
That would probably be the only dick
I would ever suck in my life though
Like if
You heard it here folks
Good time to wind it down, Robo.
Robo would.
It's me.
I got Robo would.
No, first, make sure their hair is straight, though.
Make sure their hair is straight.
Check your muscles.
Red Eye, did you see the AI thing?
I was just pouring the group chat on.
I just went by. I was about to watch it here in a second.
You got to watch it. Click it. What it says. Put the volume up.
I mean, Candace's dick would probably be the only one I would chew on.
Out of all of them, if you had to chew on one i mean michael obama big mike
bridget macron whoever like you had to chew like come on you'd only
chew there's only candace that you chew on happily and be like okay candace
well the only reason i asked is you know she didn't she didn't do anything romantic for 17
days she really wanted to lock in her
lock in yep
see is anything else going on in the world? Anyone else? It wouldn't surprise me.
I've got to stay quiet for a second.
It wouldn't surprise me if he's a proper dodgepot, though.
Like a guy, like some lord fucking whoever he is.
Like I watch an interview with him when he was talking about it,
and I'm like, I didn't trust this guy.
Like I literally don't trust people with it within five seconds
that's uh you could probably tell most of the time whether or not you're gonna like someone
that quickly dude i'm not shitting you being out here and living out here for so long. And by the way, I had really bad hiccups there.
I've got indigestion of the mints earlier.
Mate, I instantly, instantly get like a spider sense about people.
Like, I can tell in the first, like, five, ten seconds of, like, meeting somebody. Like, oh, this is, like, a good, like, they've've got good karma whether it's good vibe good energy
like you know good electromagnetic energy whatever else it is like i can tell you
you flight into thailand i'll come to the airport i'll meet you even though we've only ever talked
on the phone in in five seconds you're going to be like this is the robo i know and i love like immediately
i'm telling you like like i'm not the kind of guy that's gonna like give off like any
like kind of bad vibe or level of like aloofness or anything like this like immediately
what you say is what you get i actually like, like, who was it? I think it was
Billy, I was watching the Billy Moore
podcast with Liam Tufts earlier,
actually, and he
was talking about people,
have you heard the expression, Red Eye,
like, I wear my heart on my sleeve,
right? Yep.
Like, have you heard people, like,
attacking that,
like, description or explanation of themselves before or not?
It's quite a good thing.
Like, where people are being, you know, highly emotional.
Like, why would you wear your heart on your sleeve?
Like, why would you wear it on the outside?
Like, why would it be this like almost separate like badge of yourself
like staple to your limb you need to be caught by the phrases like that yeah yeah yeah yeah i
actually i actually have you i've used this for like decades and it's only recently i've come to
the assumption that like i wear me heart on my sleeve as, like, a bit of a faggot-like statement.
Maybe they like clothing with hearts on it.
Did you hear that, apparently there was, like, two or three different attempted coups this week in Africa.
Oh, bro, Africa's kicking right off kicking right off man so you're not about
bikino faso you're not about the dude down there being mental about taking over the rare mineral
the rare earth minerals and that right yep they are going there's so much pressure so that you
know have you seen all the pressure as well because of this on their Maloney
in Italy as well there's there's a whole thing like tied to like they're gone after Maloney
right now you know you're not Georgia Maloney yeah yeah no she's getting sold right out at the
minute allegedly you know she's been all of this like you you know she's been like the
right wing blah blah blah like you know you know what i'm talking about maloney blah and then
apparently all of the zelinski shit like she knew about just like dude she is a fucking massive
fucking corkhead fucking slut bitcher like like i'm i'm at the point now where i've completely washed
my hands of anything to do with maloney and this is someone like you know if you'd asked me
two years ago three years ago i'd have been like all over like didn't talk about that
and now i'm like you can talk all the about maloney you want like
now i'm like you can talk all the about maloney you want like
you're saying a long see the elon's war on the eu do you see it or not
no i'm reading about germany uh increasing its military size and uh oh well they're bringing in
language or conscription they're bringing in the braille oh dude we knew
this was going to happen they're talking about it in the uk as well and you know what the surveyed
the surveyed like it get massive like subset of the uk who said like off we wouldn't go to fight
there's an entire like generation of the uk that would not go to fight in a war for them
generation of the uk that would not go to fight in a war for them well it depends on what the
war is i think the same could be said about america you know uh people are on average pretty
patriotic but i think how long you try how long have we been saying that putin is not the boogeyman
how long on this show red are you been around for long enough you how long have we been saying that Putin is not the boogeyman? How long have we been saying on this show that Putin is not the boogeyman?
I don't know, at least a year.
Listen, the money trafficking trafficking the organ harvesting ukraine is the most corrupt cesspit in the entire
world man like how long how long have the cancelled elections for like should he ever
have got in power in the first place like the whole ukraine thing i'm telling you, if you can make Rob feel sorry for Putin,
this shows you how fucked up the world
And Putin's a good guy,
but he's not the devil,
which they would have you believe,
unfortunately. Like, there's people
who want to believe he's the devil. Putin
is not the... Putin's far from the devil.
Putin doesn't want...
Do you think he's trying to...
...asking for them to deport
for...
...against humanity?
Is that true?
Do you know Putin's done some really bad things, right?
He's killed
political enemies abroad.
I mean, he was head of the FSB
back in the day before
he came in, and obviously what he did
to be able to get it like look putin is the angel but again but i'm no angel do you know what i mean
but i'm not evil personified and putin is the same he's not evil personified like just as i've done really bad in my life and like you know done things that
i'm to be ashamed of right now i i look at putt and he's just no different from me like he has
done really bad things like they kind of get away from it he has poisoned like dissidents abroad and
blah blah blah like he's done really bad things but he's not the devil this is what i keep trying
to like get across and that's what i was saying earlier in the conversation right they're not the
devil you we need to be looking where the actual devil is and the devil is evident all over right
now this is why it's a global battle between good and evil telling you we are we're getting to
the point where it's either going to be like alien intervention it's going to have to come in to
prove what's been going on or there's going to be some huge like massive like massive like historical
like massive like historical significant things like what's buried under the pyramids or you know
or atlantis like there's going to be after some huge revelation of like what things were like
back when and like you know before shit happened like before the great floods or whatever right
or the tartarians or whatever like we've got to keep focusing on this.
Like, honestly, you need to walk around your streets
and walk around your hood and walk around your light
and just think like there's good and there's evil.
Like people have either got good intentions,
they're good people, they're nice people,
they want nourishment, like the accepting differences blah blah blah
or like there's evil people who want to hurt people particularly like people who can't protect
themselves like kids which is where we're at right now we are we are at the tipping point and there's
a few things that we're talking about that i've been really really thinking about deeply like
lately i've been thinking about like all of these different parts like i was talking to you so early
about like venezuela and this and this i put it in the nest in the second tweet along is it
or third third if you're paying attention to the different things i like there needs to be a war
like there needs to be a war there needs to be a war against pedophilia right
like that that's the number one like entire thing in the world like like
adult humans like who drugs is a waste time the time it's a time. It's a waste of time. Keto's first. I disagree.
Then after those,
then, you know,
doing drugs and stuff,
you know, then you can help.
How come they're not blowing up boats in the Caribbean
that are full of pedophiles?
They're only blowing up people with drugs,
not pedophiles.
I think the U.S. government might be hiding something. They're trying to help
Jeffrey with his
what is it?
Posthumous
I don't think so.
I don't think so because Trump's
clean on that front and he's probably the only
one and that's why the white hats went
to him and asked him to run in 2015.
It's kind of crazy.
Toys R Us.
Their freak mascot was a giraffe named Jeffrey.
Yep.
B-Bands, how often do you wear a bonnet?
I'm asking because I'm wearing one right now.
I've got my hair braided in a bonnet right now.
That's good. I don't wear one every night.
His dreads would get lint on them and stuff.
But yes, I use it every day and night.
And I only wear it every day.
I have a really nice hair.
And it's not very often that I do that it's either or the fucking
hot it always so babe aren't are you walking around on of course we're losing you we're losing you
there like a bit oh why does it you owe this when a lot of people before you can perfectly I haven't moved or nothing and suddenly I can hear you so maybe you're the one who's moving
I haven't moved an inch really can you hear me okay or not
yep I can hear you what did she sound like there she's like 85% of the way there
She's like 85% of the way there.
I think it's honestly,
I think Candace heard us talking shit.
She made a few phone calls.
And now, you know, the internet's getting a little spotty.
Listen, if she finds out her was set to be with her,
whatever, he's good looking.
It's a business.
It wasn't romantic.
I got with him in the first place, right?
So boom, you kids, you got money. You know, let's good looking. It's a business. It wasn't romantic. I got with him in the first place, right? So, boom.
You kids, you got...
You know, let's get along.
There's no shoes.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
There's no steals.
I mean, it...
You believe the same thing.
You know, now you guys have the same beliefs.
Even can go to church to get...
You know what I mean?
Let's go.
Yep.
It's like a business merger.
Acquis acquisition merger.
Red Eye, if I'm talking to you, Manor Emanor, B-Bands sounds like she has like CDS, like
Candace fucking derangement syndrome.
I mean, she just like kind of chewed up about this.
I feel like Candace is like taking possession of like B-Bands, like our little-
Oh yes, she has.
And that's fine.
And that's fine.
That's okay.
You love Donald Trump and you get little rants.
You'll spend, you know,
how long things and liking things
and maybe you'll move
subject at another.
But this is my time of candy, okay?
It's only been three months
since Charlie-
Okay, this was her friend.
That's-
You know, possibly- Maybe most romantic. She should want to be you. She should want to be you months since charlie okay this was her friend that's you know possibly maybe also romantic
she should want to be you she should want to be you and not the other way around
i think your hair looks way better than candace's hair
i like i like jd vance's memes me like you know the jd vance one with the curly hair
and the thingy like jd vance is like have you seen have you seen the children of tim waltz
going on tiktok being like stop calling me yes yes made us high to talk about it to people yeah he's daughter with crying
dude it it was i mean yeah her response i couldn't help but laugh i mean i get she's upset
that her dad's being people people are screaming retard at her dad
through their neighborhood.
But she seemed to get upset about her brother.
What is she called?
She's called Hope, right?
The daughter's called Hope, yeah?
I don't know her name.
She's called Hope.
Yesterday I was like,
Hope, not Hope.
Dude, she'll have put it in your mouth. that's probably got to be one of the most viral posts ever made on twitter
mate did you see that uh under secretary so have you seen this you know that Marco Rubio's mouthpiece, the undersecretary for like a public, public,
undersec PD is the thing, I'm just putting it in the nest, undersec PD, so what does
it stand for again?
Undersecretary of State, a public diplomacy.
So, you know, your woman, she's just been in Europe recently, or not.
Did you see this, or not?
Dude.
She just, or mate, I've just put it in the nest.
Red eye, you should, when I, while I go and find this, Tim, Tim Maltz's daughter, I'll go and find it, yeah.
Go and listen to that one I've
just put in the net you'll laugh your head off seriously when she just starts
talking about not brought so good so good I can't I'm trying to find Trump's original uh tweet that he made
oh I didn't post it I sent it to you's in the group chat yesterday
no no no I'm trying to I'm trying to find Trump's original tweet where he calls Tim
Ross retarded oh that's easy to find dude the under secretary of publicdom like
this is like marco rubio's number two and she says like i'm traveling in europe on a diplomatic
passport so i think because i can't touch her so i thought i'd take this opportunity to see a few
things ordinary europeans and then in brackets i'mitz can't dude she is absolutely trolling this is me favorite
new follow on twitter in the last seven days is this woman she is a savage like she's absolutely
lit sarah b rogers is her name she's the one that when she went to europe the other day she's just
started like eviscerating uh europe on their like freedom of speech and blah blah blah but what she
like she's so clever in what she does like she's like talking about like oh well people can't say
this or that so i'll like report on it and then she just starts reporting she just starts talking dude it's
amazing like i was dying laughing at your woman i was thinking go go girl go girl
yeah i'm what i'm re-watching whenever the reporter on air first one asked him about it
he's like do you stand by that claim of calling to most retarded like yes i think there's something wrong with him absolutely sure
do you have a problem with it just like seeking outside validation she said yes he'd be like well
i you know don't mean to offend you but look at him just look at him can we can we all agree though
can we can we all agree though the trump calling tim waltz retarded which we all think he is but
then his kids gone crying on tick tock about people driving past their house shouting retard
like she was crying about her brother you know like a younger brother who's like apparently the
younger brother's a retard is he actually well i was wondering if he's actually like handicapped uh because she
seemed to take particular offense to that i was like all right i get that maybe don't call the
uh disabled person you know uh but i that i can we can we get to the semantics of it
for example right can we get to the semantics there so you know i mean obviously
you're fully aware of this there's been this whole outcry and you know the the uk uh debate
about the uh cousin marriage blah blah blah so you know that retard is a medical
Retard is a medical, scientific, sorry, not medical, scientific term.
Retard is a scientific banding, right?
Of people who are under, is it 70 or 80 IQ points?
Oh, I think there's 70.
Right.
So if you, like, just like you can be clinically obese you know you get like clinically
you get obese clinically obese morbidly obese right so like if we've got all these tags for
people right i don't think morbidly retarded is a phrase I wasn't going there I'm actually not telling somebody
Horridly
Horrid
Horrid
We're adding levels to retardation
You're obviously clinically
But you're not morbidly
But you get the gist clinically you're you're obviously clinically but you're not morbidly so let's say anyone under a 70 i right, is clinically regarded as being, scientifically regarded as being
retarded, right? So it's a thing. It's like, you know, being fat or anorexic or gear or
it's just like everything else.
Wait, it's not, hold on. No wait I wire it's not the same you're born
your mind that what the are you comparing that with somebody who choose
to like make them so grow up or eat like you you can't be like you can't up one
day and I choose retarded like the work like that you're born way like what are
you talking about have you seen the people who choose to, like, physically disable themselves?
Like, the woman who blinded herself, like, put fucking bleach in her eyes because she says she's always felt like she should have been blind.
Oh, yeah.
The people want to be handicapped.
I'll chop my leg so I can live my dream as a cardiologist or whatever.
Unfortunately, I feel like these people as a cardioplegic or whatever.
Unfortunately, I feel like these people can be frequently found at Disney World. These are the types
of people you find at Disney World
or types of adults you find
at Disney World.
It's something I've never
understood. For the blind thing,
just close your eyes. Wear an eye patch.
That way you can turn it on and off
when you need to.
I don't know why you want to be disabled and that's why we need to open psych wards again
get the people in there let's work on these people let's work on these
issues it may have been i mean at least in the u. you know, it became cool to have something wrong with you, right?
Like it became cool for people to, you know, have ADHD or have, you know, some neurodivergent neurodivergency and people like that.
I don't know. Maybe it makes them feel unique.
unique but it's something something that our culture helped prop up or incubate that was
not good for the for the long term so to speak well actually i'm glad we're having this
conversation because lately i've been thinking that like i'm not living in the right body
and i honestly feel like i identify as a dinosaur honestly I'm a I'm a proper full-on
100% transrexial you can get a I mean oh dude I've seen some people with some crazy skin body
modifications like there's some I think it's a trans lady. But, I mean, her face looks like a lizard now.
I mean, scales and piercings and, oh, man, it's wild.
Just aging doesn't hurt dinosaur, Rob.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
I'm a pure trans-fractical, I'm telling you.
Dude, have you ever seen the guy that's dressed as, like, the white guy dressed as the native Indian?
And it keeps going like the
libraries in chicago and all that man i mean nothing with that please tell me you've seen him
the dude like white dude i know he's the same guy he's the guy that's like pretend he was trans
and it was obviously oh just a stick he was like rage reading now he's doing like everybody
He was like rage reading
Now he's doing like everything
Yeah he's the trans
He's the trans native American Indian
And it's so good
It's so good he keeps getting like
Bored and not from like
Libraries in fucking Chicago
And shit like I'm dying I can't stop laughing
I kinda
Same as the Korean guy that like put the bacon
On his fucking t-shirt and went on
sky news like i kind of stopped laughing me but i'm sick of it sick of it all we all need
own dogs and eat bacon so we can terrify the muslims into enough battle where they came from
everybody needs a dog and bacon in the house so all you need is scare the muslims away
i keep i use my dog to keep a different demographic
out of my...
The people who were listening in
for the first time, they won't realize
how funny that was.
Do you want to take a guess at what demographic
Oh my God, he does he does sound fucking T-Rex.
I told you I'm a trans-rexual.
What were you saying?
I said, if you had to guess what type of demographic I'm trying to keep off my property, what would you say?
Rats and mice.
Goddamn.
Goddamn cotton-picking varmint.
Rats and mice because you live in the country.
There's not really a lot of stuff out there.
Yeah.
Yep, it's mostly cats.
Isn't that what movie?
Oh, yes, hit them fucking cats.
What movie is that off again?
What movie is that off?
The goddamn cotton-picking varmint?
What's that movie?
Django Unchained comes to mind, but I don't it's that no it's the it's the what are years
ago man uh goddamn sure serving like oh what's it when I'll sit around the campfire farting on the
beans and that man blazing saddles blazing saddles holy bla blazing saddles one of the most hilarious movies ever like
Tell me you've seen blazing saddles or had I like tell me, you know, it came out when I was born
Isn't it Mel Brooks? Isn't it Mel Brooks? I
Like alongside Monty Python Mel Brooks is like like Monty Python and Mel Brooks are like, like, Monty Python and Mel Brooks are, like, the best, like, movies ever in the history of the world.
Well, I like the history of the world, like, those made me laugh.
Is that the one where John Cleese starts, like, fucking his wife in the classroom, right?
Well, actually, the phrase, now wait just a cotton-picking minute, that was famously from Bugs Bunny, believe it or not.
No, a goddamn cotton-picking vomit.
That's pleasant.
Bay Bands is talking about a classic movie.
Bay Bands, is that the one with the pirates?
You're talking about the one with the pirates, right?
The history of the world?
The history of the world, there's two ones. The memorable part of this movie is when a lady who like,
wasn't like pronounced, she talks like, hello, you know, that weird voice. So she is the queen,
and she's picking out her man servants, and they take their pants off,
and she's like, singing in front of her.
She's like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
And then she gets to, yes, yes, yes.
And she's picking like a big cock,
and then she picks servants and stuff,
and then they off the movies.
You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, that's the one with the pirates.
That's Mel Brooks. Mel Brooks, History history of the world with john cleese and all
what i see trump is uh was going off about south africa red eye red eye you know the difference
what also knew though is that like we grew up on these you know like life of brian and that
like can you imagine like growing up on the life of brian like imagine being six seven years old and your dad like like your mum's out for the night
your dad's like hey come on we're gonna watch this on the tv do you know do you know about the six
seven meme because i'm sick oh do do not let me start hey man our prime minister got the kids
doing it the other day in the classroom and he got wrong
you know our prime minister started doing the six seven meme with the kids in the classroom and he
got wrong the other day i'm just picturing him doing that in your classroom be like all right
all right now uh you may be the president but i this is my classroom stop that right now
if i if i was like six seven eight years old and keir storm i came to my class i bet i would
call him a nuns because my grandmother and them they would have like trained me to like oh he's
a non stay away from him like i'll be able to call them a nuns like i would call it when i was a kid
i call everybody a nonce me me grandparents and that man who raised me and that me especially
grandma and our sisters they'd always say like stay away from him stay away from him
this fucking vicar this priest like like he's a nonce like that comes like they tell me man i'd
be like walking into school like shut up your nonce like taught me teachers like that like
i'm telling you like we all knew this is the mad thing when we were kids in the like 70s and 80s
we all knew who the nonsense were because everybody
talked about it like they weren't shy that tell you like he's a kiddie fiddler stay away from him
he's a kid when they try i mean yeah yeah luckily i never got uh enticed into the back of a van
there were no vans in my neighborhood now they've got drag drag what's it uh drag queen story time and
that on a friday in the schools these days having that what's going on the pedos telling
you man you don't do that you don't do that in your class do you do to be hell on here man you
got any idea you didn't mess around here it would be hell on like you think
idea you didn't mess around here it would be hell on like they're not
just sort out here in thailand i'm telling you it's like i watched it if they all came
you know dressed up all your students came dressed in drag you know well they did they
did before you're not saying the photos i sent the group chat before no might have been fine
dude no you're not you know that i had i went out like
very quickly very quickly to run over the story is that when i first went into uh matthew hawk
like which is grade 12 like high school here i had 14 different classes that i saw uh once a week
classes that I saw once a week and then 6.1, 6.2, 6.3 and 6.4, the clever kids, I saw them twice a week.
So I had like 18 periods and one day I'm just sitting there expecting me like class to roll in
first day, you know, normal class, like I'd already done so many and then these and it was a full
class of ladyboys. Here in Thailand, they just like all the lady boys in one group in one class in school and just keep them all there
it's crazy and they're allowed like you there's rules defining on what they're going to do with
like hair coats and blah blah blah but there's also like proper good things like standard things
about when they start taking like hrt and that so like we talk about this the uh is it pennsylvania is now making it illegal to discriminate based on
someone's hair like their style of hair we didn't we didn't because we haven't done a space since
it happened but the hair discrimination in pennsylvania is the classic oh dude what the
has gone on there did you see the woman who it's like i've been fighting for this for like seven years i was thinking you sad couldn't
you sad you've been fighting for freedom for seven years what's been going on in your life
that it's taken seven years of your life you pleb dirty bitch yeah i mean when
i was growing up i mean both my parents were in the military and i had you know very short hair
my entire life no tattoos don't have any tattoos uh i remember being told as a kid you know if you
don't have a you know a sharp haircut you know it's gonna be harder for you to get a job and obviously times have changed since the 90s but uh yeah it's i found it interesting because
you know i've got uh long hair now and luckily for my line of work it doesn't play a factor at all
uh in my do you think do you think b bands do you Baybans' hair should qualify
her for EBIT or not?
I think that if she worked
in a... Wow, you little fucker.
Go ahead, finish.
I was going to say,
I think if you worked in an area
where food was being handled,
I think she'd need to wear a hairnet.
other than that, no.
I don't know. Her hair looks too nice to
get EBT.
She went
mad there, didn't she, when she heard me
say that. She just was fucking
her hair looks too nice
for EBT. Did you hear what Red I just
said to you there? Such a nice guy.
Well, I picture...
Actually, that's true, because some people are having some
nice ass wigs
and some nice hair and shit and their nails
done and look at all many
and stuff because EBT.
B-Bans, that's not a wig, is it?
You haven't tricked us for five years?
I never asked. I just figured I should.
But I'm just saying i'll be wearing
so so yeah i didn't know if you were here you weren't ready we are so we had the whole michelle
obama thing conversation about a colon like uh hair racist like like so you saw the whole michelle obama thing or not like crying about how hard it is
for like black women no oh my god i have to match up your standards and keep my hair straight
oh i did see that yeah yeah i also just saw b-bands with their hair straight i was like
b-bands are you succumbing to the white patriarchy and straightening your hair?
Or was this done in your own?
So to be honest, Red, I'm in my hair because if I'm very cold outside
and I want to put a hat on with curls, it's taking the hat on near impossible.
If I take the hat on, I'm going gonna go from a spiral curl to free to fro to
bigger bigger and then it's just gonna be a mess so i straighten it when i in it's hat weather
i won't wash i won't wash it for a while i like okay wash my hair then that well i won't straighten
it again it's because i don't like the damn it does to my hair. But yeah, I totally don't like having my hair straight.
I only do it in the winter if it's absolutely necessary for hat wear.
Now you get that with the hats.
For sure.
Yeah, I got frizzed.
I got frizzed.
Bill makes a crown frizz on the top of it. It's actually
It looks like a little hill
But she's actually cool or B-bans where she's like in the middle
You know, she hasn't got to bow down on the altar of like, oh
White people aren't allowed braids and you know, she's not there like at that point like michelle obama on that right
she's like kind of in the middle where it's like bro i don't give a fuck i just woke up and had a
joint me out frizzy now fuck off like she's kind of like in that like do you know what i mean
but to be honest i like to hear keep my hair clean and especially where I live and the reason is because there's a lot of natives here
and I'm constantly
called native
and confused. That's another reason I don't care.
I know it sounds ridiculous
but it's like I just don't
want to be racially ambitious. I don't want you to know
what I am
I don't want you to be like oh I remember
you from this school. I'm not going to school.
From this school, like, uh, no. I've never been here before. You've never seen me. I just had
to look similar because I straight. You know, so like is another reason why. So maybe a little
racially motivated. You know what? I do my hair in order to assume racial ambiguity you know i want people to think
oh is he mixed what is he to be perfectly he's awfully pale but well red eye he's pretty five
guys already you know what i think yep that's what they all ended with. Let's be honest, all right?
Like, red-eye with bands.
So, B-Bands, you know, all men have this problem with their pubes, or no?
You're not.
Did you fall into a hole?
No, no, I'm back out.
Yeah.
I'm out.
All men.
All men.
All men have this problem with their pubes, though, you know, B-Bands.
What is the problem with their pubes?
I would let them know.
Oh, they grow in every direction you can imagine.
I mean, they plait themselves.
Like, they whip up dreadlocks.
Like, if you leave that shit for a month, like, the dreadlocks are, like, fucking bomb.
You don't straighten your pubes? dreadlocks, like if you leave that shit for a month, like the dreadlocks are like fucking bob, read them all.
You don't straighten your pubes?
Oh, well, I
am gonna put a hotline down there.
Of course.
Robo.
Robo, are you serious?
Women have
their pubic hair don't fucking in one
direction.
It does a
thing to remember there's a little gap
in the butt
and the private part, the taint.
You know, that thing gets easy.
It do its own thing.
I'm just saying.
So, it's just, we're humans.
This is
hairism. This is hairism,
you think the hair on your head is more important
than the hair on my cock this is hairism like i'm not having it what do you mean i was talking about
my hair i was about the hair in the little space yeah the taint is the canal of the body okay
that's a rose. Rose of smoke.
That's why they keep clicking.
He's addicted to it.
Do you know,
do you know what's not funny?
Red eye,
do you know what's not funny?
And you're going to figure this out in a few years is that the hair on your head and the hair on your
chin don't match up in regards to aging and that's fucking wrong they're so close wait a minute though
the hair like i understand the pubes they're very far away they're down south right but the hair on
your chin color wise shade wise the hair on your chin should match the hair on your chin, color-wise, shade-wise, the hair on your chin
should match the hair on your head, right?
He does.
No, mine doesn't.
I've got a much redder facial hair.
I don't like strawberry blonde,
but I've got red facial hair.
I'm telling you now,
my chin is like Santa Claus every fucking day
if I just left it alone.
Like, it's embarrassingly bad.
It's white.
So you have a white...
Could you grow it?
I have a white beard.
I have black pubes and I have black hair.
What do they call it when white people...
No, I don't know about being black.
I would still grade.
Let's not crazy now, bro.
I look like...
When I'm naked, I look like a little soul sword. Let's not crazy now, bro
When I'm naked I look like it's also
What white and black like I look like a licorice all sort I'm fucking stuck in the middle like it's horrible It's like you know, it's a point hole
Problem for you, but a problem for me as a panic women. I will have to like wax
Fuck, you know what? mean? Take my face.
I'm kind of thankful that half of my hair has turned white.
Because then like I can, you know,
lace it out in between because I only have to
the darker ones because those are what you can see.
White ones, it's hard work.
Because it's a
I have like a slippery beard.
Cute.
You realize, you realize,
you realize, you do the same five o'clock shadow, you realize, Red Eye, you realize.
The same five o'clock shadow that you do, Robo, is what she's trying to say.
Red Eye, you realize she just sounded like Chewbacca's fucking maid there.
Like, did you listen to what she was talking about?
Like, she's just like a fucking little mini Ewok?
Like, fucking.
If I got stuck on an island and I did not have a tweezers and I didn't have a razor,
on an island and I did not have
wheezers and I did not have a razor
would, when they f***ed me, they
immediately first, I'd be there for so long about how to communicate, they would immediately take me to the lab and
and find out if I'm the missing link. That's how hairy I was. It would be
it would be an unactive horrible thing to happen to me. So I'm just letting you know
Well, thank god actually she just made a good point actually just made a good point red eye so have you
have you seen this red about the uh the whole you know the trans debate and the whole you know
when's the last time you did no shave november
you ever did that oh no bro i'm i can't i can't let myself go these days man i'm i've got the
electric shaver on the go like i'm i'm clean every day now because i'm in santa claus okay um it's
just a month no no no no i can't no on this heat i can can't do but it rips me face to bits i i shave every day
with a liquid shaver uh me i was going to talk about something there that was really relevant
not oh about the about the terms and the trans debate hey listen i was watching this
or illogically or illogical dude talk about this other day and he's like do you know when you're all dead in four or five
hundred years and when they're like you know digging new transit lines or whatever and they're
digging up our graveyards and blah blah blah or this or that or even two thousand years when
they're like the finest skeletons eye they're gonna be like oh that's a skeleton of a man oh that's a skeleton of a woman like and he was like just
explaining about how like for centuries that we've been doing like uh archaeological like digs
and stuff like that right and we've been finding all these things like when they did the the cross
city uh tunnel in uh the uk and they found all of the good bodies from the plague and everything
and they were able to like go oh man woman man woman man woman and this dude's like saying like
all he is like crying about this like cis male stuff and you know cis female and
track oh trans man and this and there he's like you know when you all get dug up in 500 years though right they're kind
of look at your skeleton and go that was a man that was a woman that's a man that's a woman and
he's like that's it that's the end of the debate and i was actually like he's correct isn't it
like in in two three imagine we have a nuclear explosion. We're all new, blah, blah, blah. Then the next level of society comes along in 500,000 years, millennia, whatever.
And they dig up these skeletons.
They'll be like, that's a man.
That's a woman.
That's a man.
That's a woman.
And they'll be like, they won't be able to tell.
They won't be able to tell.
I mean, a woman could get a penis attached to her, you know,'ll never know that will be dead that will be dead like that the build up around it
the pelvic bones around them will be dead that will be alive be a little extra there's going
to be a little extra large pile of dirt right where the it doesn't matter it doesn't matter
what you think you are What you proclaim to be
Like what you want to be
What operations you've had
In 500 years
500 years when your skeletons
Are pulled up out of the ground
Wait a minute
Red Eye said something about a woman
Getting a penis attached to her
First of all
Yeah what were you saying
Yeah finish so I can hear it
Because I missed it
Because I was
Wait a minute
She got a penis attached to her
Alright finish what were you saying
Oh well just like
Yeah when you're dead
And you just have your bones You're not going to be able to tell.
But, you know, there could be a woman right next to a man and the woman had a bigger dick than the man.
You'll just never know looking at their bones.
Well, of course.
Oh, OK.
Well, yeah.
Well, here's the thing.
They'll know something is up because they put when they put the penis on, they attach the penis to the woman.
It's attached to like a bendy straw, like a flex straw,
because you can like flex it down, flex it straight.
You know what I mean?
So it's attached to a bendy straw.
So when the bones are next to each other,
they'll actually see a man's bones and then they'll see a woman's bones with a
bendy straw attached to her like pelvis or something.
So they'll know because it's a penis bone
They'll be like oh it's the first human with
A penis bone
They could just count the rib cage
Couldn't they
So I mean Red Eye
When you look at the bone structure
The main giveaways
Are obviously the pelvic bones And how they're aligned and the ribcage.
So there's a massive, massive difference between men's bodies, skeletons, because we're talking about skeletons here, right?
We're taking it right down to the basics here.
there's a huge difference between a woman's skeleton and a man's skeleton like it's irrefutable
There's a huge difference between a woman's skeleton and a man's skeleton.
scientific concrete conclusive evidence you can stitch whatever you want onto whatever but like
the pelvic bones and how that like the whole pelvic fucking thing works and the rib cage is
completely different between men and women so that like we could all get wiped out in a nuclear
attack tomorrow and in 500 years you know we research whatever and they'll be just men and
women skeletons that's it they'll be nice just me be trans mean they nothing i hear it me i hear all
of this fucking trans shit going on can we not just tell people they're mentally ill and put them in a fucking institute to get
some advice i'm sorry like trans people need to be put in a mental institute
well we don't have mental institutions really in the us anymore so
look look i'm not saying you can't, everybody's hanging out on social media now.
I'm not saying, I'm not saying you can't fucking, like, I'm not saying a man can't enjoy the gratification of, say, dressing up, right, as a fucking woman and doing what he wants to do.
A man will never be a woman.
And there's this whole thing, Matt Walsh did the documentary on it and blah, blah, blah. Look, what's a woman and there's this whole thing matt walsh did the documentary on and blah blah look
what's a woman uh kenji jackson brown the fuck on the supreme court when she was getting uh
confirmed to the supreme court through the uh senate judiciary hearing the asked of what's a
woman and she couldn't answer kenji jackson Brown couldn't answer, what's a woman?
It's the most easiest definition in the world.
An adult human female.
That's it.
What's a woman, an adult human female?
There ain't no woman.
No, yes, yes, no, I hear what you're saying, but what's a woman is a woman is somebody who can give birth.
Men aren't giving birth.
It's a, no, no, it's the chromosomes.
It's a chromosome.
Well, it's the chromosomes that you're born with, right?
An adult human female, a female.
What makes you a female?
Let's ask her.
It's the chromosomes.
It's the chromosomes.
The difference between men and women, it's the chromosomes.
Wait, what were we going to say, red eye?
I want to hear what red eye says.
It says, V-Bands, what makes you a female?
What makes you feel like a female?
Men have a penis.
Women have a vagina.
There we go.
That's it, ladies and gentlemen.
If I was a woman, I'd be like,
because I got a big fat pussy.
Not if it's...
Not if you're skinny, though.
I'm just saying.
There's two pounders.
There's two pounders.
There's quarter pounders.
There's half pounders.
You know what I'm talking about?
You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, like a quarter ton or half ton truck.
You got a three quarter ton truck.
Like your F-150, F-250, F-350.
Same thing with pussies.
Except when there's a yeast infection, then it's a double quarter pounder with cheese.
All the way.
You're so gross. You're so gross you're so gross that's why we that's why he saw he's the only one left here because we can only be gross for so long before people have to leave
you know what's phenomenal that's phenomenal right is that women think it's like quite open
and like brazen that they can just say like oh i've got a yeast infection and it's like
aha and everybody
could have like lived their life today without knowing that fact like you don't like if any
fucking honestly i've had a and she's like oh i've got a yeast infection and i'm like
darling i'm pretty sure i would quite happily go the rest of my life without having
haven't known that fact all you had to say was there's no nookie for a week or two while i
known that fact all you had to say was there's knee nutty for a week or two
thought some out like you didn't have to come into like semantics here like please we're not
brewing wine we're gonna bring yeast into the conversation for we're not fucking name demi
john's on the goya we're not fucking brewing fucking chardonnay bitch like oh dude have you seen that i i have to imagine it's a parody uh but there's a woman
i i've seen on instagram who makes these videos talking about how she uses her uh
i'm not going to get into specifics because it's just disgusting but she uses her own
uh to bake with while she's got a yeast infection.
And she feeds it to her husband.
Oh, God, shut up, dude. Don't.
Don't. Red eye.
Red eye, I thought you...
Red eye.
I know you know how I feel right now.
That's bad.
Red eye. How did you not dry
heave when you saw that? How did you keep watch?
Oh, my God.
B-Ban's red eye overstepped the mark watching? Oh my god B-Ban's red eye
Overstepped the mark. Wait a minute B-Ban's
Red eye overstepped the mark there
Didn't he? No no no
It's nasty it's nasty but listen we've
Said some pretty fucking horrid shit on
Here so it's it's pretty close in line
With how we operate but I
Do feel a little bit of like a little like
Lump in my throat like I want to puke
Um it's gross and I Can't believe people put this stuff but I do feel a little bit of like a little like lump in my throat. Like I want to puke.
It's gross. And I can't believe people put this stuff out on the internet as if this
won't get back to you.
Did you see,
I've been seeing the latest thing on Tik TOK.
no, no, no,
no, no,
no, no, no, no,
no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, think about it. There's this guy and this girl that are,
it's the father and daughter team on TikTok. And they like, it's been shown that the father was putting, um, and they, everyone was seeing that they were a little bit too dancing together and
just seemed very weird and awkward. He actually had like a Reddit account thing where he had like,
um, uh, he was writing stories about incest of a daughter
and and a father and they fucking found that shit and he had to admit that he was the one writing
that shit so you're gonna tell me there's nothing fucking weird about that shit it's so fucking sick
and they and they're still making videos
they're still making videos and there's still like a drama
If you guys haven't heard of it
It's very horrible
But it's like
I just can't believe
And the father
She makes the TikTok videos
To help her family or whatever
The father has
Them living in a fucking hotel room
That's where they live
In a fucking hotel room
This is why I sold
This is why I sold all my polka dots
Back in the day
So you're not Gavin right You're not Gavin Who my polka dots back in the day so you're not gavin right
you're not gavin who created a polka dot back in the day uh yeah he put he put he wrote a story
about um in 2014. about about rip and pre-pupescent girl right yeah yeah it's pretty awful yes that's
what he did did he do it before the polka dot white paper?
He did it when he was building Ethereum With Vitalik, man
Is it Gavin Young?
Is that his name, Gavin Young?
Yes, yes
Gavin something, but it's Gavin
Gavin Young, in 2014
He penned this skit-like thing
I've read it, it's fucking sick, bro
It's like him Like about him being the guy
And taking this girl's virginity
Pre-pubescent
It's proper nasty
And then he came out afterwards and he was like
I was like, dude, you're a pedo.
It's just lore.
It's just lore.
I'm not doing I'm not hurting anybody.
Yeah, you are.
You're fucking putting that shit out there and giving other people ideas.
Mr. It's just lore.
It's not just fucking lore.
It's weird.
And what?
14 Red Eye, you can find it still online.
It was archived.
It was on fucking 4chan and everything.
Man, archived like it's like so bad.
But listen, very quickly on the menstrual so have you seen the thing and it's hilarious by the way
i'll get the video in a minute because i sent it uh gabe the other day have you seen the videos on uh
tick tock where like they're putting the face mask on the husbands and they're like so they're
convinced the husbands to get the face mask on and they're talking to them mask on the husbands and they're like so they're convinced the husbands
to get the face mask on and they're talking to them and then the husbands don't know what's going
on and they're like putting like red paint on their face and then the women tell them it's like
their uh menstrual juices like the period juices like and it's apparently really good that's so
is that a joke it's a joke they played a joke on them They didn't really do that right. No
It's a proper joke, but it's so funny. It's so I want to make sure because I um, I don't like that
That's that's terrible. But this dude this dude starts reaching
Where this dude thinks it's real
Right and he can't stop and he's like
He just he starts reaching right and he can't stop and he's like like he just can't stop reaching
you would be dying you'd be dying if you've seen it it's absolutely i'm gonna find it for you it seems equivalent i mean that's effectively equivalent equivalent to putting semen on your face oh i can't even stand it on me finger i can't
it no no if i get come on me finger like i wash me hands at least like three or four times like
like yeah the the old ladies downstairs they'll know you go in to buy some groceries or something they're like hi robo
wash your hands oh we can tell no even if it flicks anywhere it's like i have to get the
dead off you know the dead hole i have to get the dead all out me like oh it's so bad like
you kind of stand come anywhere can you like it's awful
isn't it yeah I found it wait a minute I've
fairies it's gonna wait a minute I just gonna watch this live on the space on it
I found it already it's so oh yeah yeah yeah wait a minute is it in the nest yet let's see if it's in the nest so
we can watch it now uh it's uh why hasn't it i see that are you talking about the tim waltz's
daughter oh no the neck no no it's just just it's just appeared now there that one first of december
It's just appeared now.
There, that one.
1st of December.
There, they're putting the period blood on the faces.
Dude, watch this for a minute.
Just literally watch this for a minute.
That is so terrible and mean.
Just watch.
No, no.
Just wait a minute.
I want to hear you.
Just laugh after you watch this.
It's so funny.
I'm going to watch it myself.
Absolutely brilliant, man man like the dude
who starts like reaching like he's probably he's joking
that's what i'll be like that even if i get a little bit of cum on me finger
like if it flips or something you know like, like the spider web, the cog will like stick and flip.
And like it lands on your finger and you're like, you look at your finger and you're like, I've got to get rid of this shit now.
Like, it's fine coming out here.
Just when it like flips back on and there's a, I don't know, U-turn.
Are you guys watching the Derry? Are you guys watching the Derry series on HBO? It?
What's that?
You know the movie It, right? With the clown?
Are you watching Welcome to Derry?
I didn't like clowns.
The It series?
I didn't like clowns, so like I didn't like clowns so like i'm not
gonna probably like what you're about to say but i'm listening oh okay never mind you would um no
we're good i don't i don't need you like dying of fear or something and then pennywise coming to see
you in the middle of the night because you're so afraid i'm good never mind it's right okay this is
an interesting one it's not that i don't like clowns clowns are
hilarious when they're riding around on bikes where the handlebars come off and the squeak and
the nose like i like them how did we go from that it was funny back in the day when i was growing up
to like clowns that like live in the drain and come out and kill your kids and that like like why how and why did we ever in
a society get to the point where we thought they're like demonized clowns that were hilarious
for everybody that grew up with like i grew up clowns oink oink big shoes handlebars come off
the bike like we who didn't grow up with that and then all of a sudden these are
hiding in drains we're nice so i mean is it a good thing is it a happy clown thing
b-bans or is it an evil horrible clown thing because i mean i'm not and i'm oh it is not a
happy clown he's a he's it's a killer clown It's actually an entity from like an, like a, from space that landed on the planet.
And then essentially it took the form of a clown that would to lure children so that
he could eat them because it feeds off of fear.
And when it's, when you're very, very afraid is when he eats you.
Children got that adrenochrome.
And that the children got that adrenochrome apparently.
Oh, is that what it is?
Is it, is it a Netflix or whatever that's's telling you that the kids have got the old?
No, it's Stephen King.
This is Stephen King wrote it in the lore of it.
That wouldn't surprise me.
Of Derry.
He's a massive nuns.
It's tied in that Shawshank Redemption, the whole castle, the whole misery, all of that, all of those are tied in together in the same town.
That wouldn't surprise me.
Stephen King's a massive nonce.
Massive nonce.
Like, huge nonce.
Same as Spielberg.
I mean, Stephen King's not as big a nonce.
Like, Spielberg's the number one nonce of all time.
But, like, Stephen King's a right nonce.
Have you seen Monsters, monsters inc before or not you know monsters inc and then monsters university have you seen monsters inc
before or not oh how sweet you watch the monsters movies so you know you know that's all about
adrenochrome and that yes because the kids the kids um are so afraid and the monsters feed off of of the fear
and that's what powers the city but then the people were killed and they brought them in to
make them laugh because laughter is so much stronger the power of laughter yes we know the
story b we know the story monsters inc's one monsters universities another also we know the story, B. We know the story. Monsters, Inc. is one.
Monsters, University is another.
Also, you know, the Powderpuff Girls.
I was saying the Powderpuff Girls.
They're not with the Dizzy thing or not.
And the Epstein connections.
You know the Powderpuff Girls?
No, I just told you that Toys R Us,
their mascot's name was Jeffrey.
Jeffrey the Giraffe.
And Jeffrey Epstein. I'm just saying, how very strange.
What about the Nickelodeon emblem?
That's the same shape as St. James's Island?
We all know.
We all know.
I thought that was cum.
And they changed that on your finger.
Red Eye go red. I have you ever like like got like a bit of come on your fucking finger or something like like it
What's your immediate thought is to get rid of that shit or not?
Yeah, I don't want to hang around
Say what I mean, I'm not the only one and you always talk You guys should play taps every time you guys do that
For all the fallen soldiers
I reckon my world record
Is at least about 4.2
Like I reckon I've shot record is at least about 4.2.
Like, I reckon I've shot, like, easily at least about 4.2 feet away from my body before, like, at a 72-degree angle,
I would say he was at easily, like, 4.2.
I don't know how you measure that in America, like,
but that's pretty decent, like.
I'm surprised you're using feet. I thought you'd be using meters.
No, no, no. I'm old school, me. I'm English, man. I look at everything in feet and inches.
At least 442 I did before. I know for a fact that I've measured the tiles in me gaffman before, man.
Me tiles are 12 inches and all.
Every time I come, I produce a court.
Do you know where it is, though?
Every time I come, I keep thinking, how many babies have I just killed?
Did you see the movie Step Brothers?
Of course.
Will Varel in your hand.
He's like, boats and hoes.
Boats and hoes.
I've said it before, man.
The greatest achievement
Robbo will ever have had
in his entire life is never
ever knocking out the kid
like i'm gonna be able to die wholeheartedly known that my blue line my dna will die with me
and i'm quite i'm like i'm at peace with that beyond belief like more than people would know
and that's fine like that's cool like i'm really like happy about it just like
there's name i've got any interest in my bloodline continuing whatsoever let's get you don't want any
love child out there robo well it's not that i mean i could have been like proper colored like
when i was young but dude i've just been exceptionally good at jumping like i don't
know what's been in my mind or how i've been trained or that reaction you know that reaction
between like oh you're gonna come and pull out and turn around you know and like i've never ever
like like been in risk of ever inseminating a woman. And I'm like quite fucking, like I say,
I don't want my bloodline to continue.
Well, there's a difference with me.
My first girlfriend I ever had.
Or you're sterile and you didn't know it.
Yep.
No, no.
That was one of my biggest fears.
I was starting dating.
Like, it sounds weird,
but one of my biggest fears was getting someone pregnant
and not being ready or able to take care of it.
That's why I got my first job.
First thing I saved up for was being as bad as it sounds.
I was young at the time, but saved up to pay for an abortion if I needed to.
I wasn't allowed to go out until I could pay for all my own shit.
go out until i could pay for all my own uh and yeah i mean it it probably up some of the
you know the vibe of the relationship because of that fear um but yeah it's uh i mean
it was paralyzing for me when i was younger do you know what wouldn't surprise me though
when you do eventually settle down and find your bitch and you do want to fucking have little rugrats, right?
Do you want to fuck like minks and have rugrats?
Is it like you'll have twins?
Because like most bears do, don't they?
Have you noticed?
Like most bears have like two kids, like minimum.
I mean, obviously some of them have more.
But most bears have more than one, right?
most bears are like like i've more than one right have you noticed or not
Have you noticed or not?
what do you think i'm a a dog or something no but you're a bear you're a bear
i mean i guess they could have twins that's like a few that's what i mean that's what i mean
that you love you love
too you'll have two little whippersnappers that win yeah okay i got you i didn't know if you're
talking about a letter i'm not talking about a little i don't think you're an actual bear
i was just using this as a euphemism
yeah i don't oh dude that's gonna be that would be scary as hell both for a man and a woman you're
like all right we're finally ready to have a kid you're like all right looks like you're having two
right now it's like god damn it i was not ready for this bro have you
seen these women have you seen these women no have you seen these women that have like septuplets in
that right like literally i'm thinking your man's never going back up a jack and danny like there's
absolutely no chance he's ever going to fail anything again.
Like, yeah, I, that's just gotta be, I mean, that's gotta be hard for a woman.
I mean, pushing out one baby hard, but then it's like, all right, you, you hit a, what
is it called?
It's like you got a two strikes, three balls, they pitch and you just catch a little bit
of the ball.
You're like, all right, stay in the batter's box you got another one coming that's kind of what bro can you imagine
can you imagine though right if you had like if you get rich and famous you know like these rich
and famous people that have prenups so can you imagine right if you're like that that rich and
famous right and yeah like i'm having a prenup right but you're pouring a prenup they're like
if you have twins then i'm just having your back passage for the next like 10 years like
how bad would that be no you can just no listen here's the thing though you guys don't realize
twin babies are are smaller when they're born. Even though, yeah, there's two babies in there.
They each probably weigh like four or five pounds each.
So they're a lot smaller and lighter than giving birth to just like one baby.
I'm just saying because they've got to share nutrients.
It sucks because they've got to do it twice, but it's like already dilated.
So the other one comes like right after.
right after red eye anyways red eye isn't that exactly what you'd expect to hear from a woman
Red eye.
Anyways.
Red eye.
Isn't that exactly what you'd expect to hear from a woman?
oh yeah i i mean you guys are you're some strong some strong people
driving a shoving a baby out hit no man in no man no thinking exactly what b-bans has just said
that b-bans i'm
not being funny with you like i know that's a woman's first thought ain't no man on the planet
even like taking any that you've just said into consideration
wait say that again sorry i stepped away to grab my tea what'd you say i'm just saying there's like
like like that's a typical woman comment
Like name man's thinking that
The man's just like looking
And going that's broken
I'm gonna have to go fucking buy a new one
What's the name of this thing
Can I get a refund
Can I get a refund
Can I get a refund
Because going a pussy
That's so fucked up
Because you know you guys put that shit there and then now she's pushing out your fucking air and her and now her pussy's broke.
She's not good no more. Right. OK, that's why you ain't got no kids, Robo, because you're mean.
Yeah, man, my story. What is it? Isn't it six weeks to heal or something like that before you can start doing shit again?
Mine's a classic. So, yes, it has to be, they said you shouldn't have sex for six weeks.
It doesn't mean you can't do other things.
But you shouldn't have sex for six weeks.
But on top of that, you're not because you are bleeding.
The woman's bleeding, so there's nothing.
She got to wait until it stops.
Anywho, so she got to wait until that stops.
And also, you're extremely fertile after you have a baby.
So if you do have sex even
though you have your period you can get pregnant really fast like you can have like like um what
are they called what are those twins called where they're so their brother and sister is so close in
age um well that they're no i'm sorry no but they call them something else irish twins or something
like that okay all right where they're so close in age
that they could be twins.
So yeah, that is horrible.
I wouldn't wish that on the devil.
That's so horrible.
Getting pregnant right after you just had a baby?
No way.
My story's a classic woman.
So like, you know,
I was the longest baby born in England
in 1976, right?
You know the measure uh being
by the longest like the tallest no no the long the longest because you come out you know the
way that you come out like the measure you buy length right it's got nothing to see with how
tall you are all right that happens later in life uh what they do is then every year in england
later in life uh what they do is the every year in england uh across the records across all of the
national health service hospitals yeah the labor wards they measure the heaviest babies
and the longest babies right and i'm pretty sure it still like happens to like to the day
Today, dear
Of that year, I was the longest baby born on record in
1976 I was
24 and a half inches long and my mother was in labor
You're only two inches longer than me. I was 22 inches
My mother, my mother was in labor
Nine and a half pounds. My mother was in labor for 36 hours
And I always said like she always looked at me different like she always like looked at me like you you ruined me like i always had a
my mom my mom says that to me too i had a huge head and. She still reminds me to this day.
Your head was so fucking big.
You didn't come out head first, did you?
Did you not come out feet first, no?
I think regardless, she still
could feel the head.
But no, I'm pretty sure I came out
what is it? Breaches
feet first?
Yeah, Breaches feet first. Yeah, breaches feet first.
Yeah, breaches feet first.
This has been highly educating this morning.
Merry Christmas.
When was the last time we had a space?
It was a couple of weeks ago, wasn't it?
Was it the Friday when I was wrecked? I was so wreck so wrecked yeah i think it was a week and a half ago dude i couldn't stop
laughing like but i was so wrecked i'll listen back on the replay and i'm like rob all you sound
so wrecked right now like like never mind are we gonna do a are we gonna do a christmas edition
oh mate i'm gonna all the all the regulars in for christmas
or you know christmas eve something like that i'm gonna spin up a few ones i'm gonna i'm around
i'll be around did you not uh have you not heard the robo singing the christmas songs
uh a couple of years ago when we first started rock fm uh you should hear me singing me
old christmas songs mate at the beginning
of the show like a couple of years ago it's hilarious i'll have to say maybe we could get
finn to come sing for us since he's the you know professional uh music artist mate i did a full
full like uh first five minutes like the first five minutes of the Christmas dear one was like the Pogs the whole five minutes like I did that and a Galway
saying you say Pogs the Pogs the Paul I think you're talking about that s white
girls now the you know the Pogs man don't you p-u-g-s porks and a band wearing a night for christmas day
nope not familiar with it
i know you know the pogs man
yeah woman send me a sim No, I don't know.
When you say pogs, I'm thinking pogs.
Pogs.
The pogs, man.
I don't know anything about no pogs.
Shane.
No teeth, Shane.
The Irish band.
And the bells were ringing out for Christmas day.
The pogs, man.
Nope.
Listen, it's the most fucking fearless. Listen, say Pogs five more times,
and I think by the fifth time,
we'll know what you're talking about.
P-O-G-U-E-S.
Oh, there's zero chance I was even close to that.
Yeah.
The Pogs and Shane. Shane fuckingane what's it called again i'm not
shim gillis shane shane mcgowan shane mcgowan and the bells were ringing oid for christmas day
i sang the whole thing on the like a femme thing you cheat lousy yeah did you by the way listen
You cheat lousy
Faggot
By the way listen
Before we finish
Let's wind it down
What about the Piers Morgan
Tucker Carlson thing
When Tucker just went
Faggot
I can see it
Because you can't
I loved that so much
And I know it was a
little obnoxious I get it I get
him going but it was
obnoxious to the people
who can't say it if you have freedom
to say whatever it is
you want to say you know barring
obviously fucking death threats to somebody
I mean like essentially
that probably annoyed Pierce
you know what I mean it probably fucking that probably annoyed Pierce. You know what I mean?
It probably fucking made Pierce Morgan feel like I am not a free man.
This motherfucker can say whatever he wants, but I'm just going to act like it's me trying to be polite because it's no, I'm afraid they're going to put me in jail because they just put this bitch in jail.
And I don't want to go to jail.
And I'm also like definitely getting money from somebody.
So I'm just going to be sweet and kind.
Have you seen that news clip of the guy?
It's a white guy complaining that white people can't say the N-word in songs, but black people can.
And then there's a black reporter who's like, you know what?
You could say it.
He's like, no, you know I can't.
He's like, we are in a free country. You could say it. You know what? You could say it. He's like, no, you know, I can't. He's like, we were in a free country. You could say, you know what? I'll say it with you. And he's like,
no, we can't, obviously we can't do it. He's like, come on, let's do it right now.
But no, it makes me think about Alex Jones screaming Jew over and over Jew, Jew, Jew,
Jew, Jew. Very similar. So here's my favorite.
My favorite is when I go to the res and I have a red hair, blue eye person with very, very pale skin tell me that they're Native.
And that they have to struggle and that there's a struggle of racism against them.
When they say that to me, I am so fucking annoyed. I'm like looking at them.
I'm like, bro, no, if you walked into the room, nobody would be like, you're native. They would
be like, that is a white man. Who cares? Why are we even fucking talking about this? I was like,
don't even. So, so that happened to me. Right. And I told my son about it. I told my son,
cause I had this guy, I was like,
what are you, bro, no one even fucking knows you're native. Like, not even, not even a little
bit. You literally don't. You might have your card, because maybe you're the last one that can
claim your card via the tree, the fucking tree line, or I mean, family tree or whatever tree
line, what the fuck am I saying? But I was like, it doesn't, it doesn't matter. What the fuck are
you talking about? So I was telling my son this like a year ago. This is why I'm bringing
it up. About a few days ago, my son is like, hey, I made this girl cry. And what do you mean you
made this girl cry? My son's like, well, we're in school. And she was talking about, you know,
being native and struggling and blah, blah, blah. And she has blonde hair and blue eyes
and white skin. And he's like, I don't know what the fuck she was talking about.
So then when I said to her, what are you talking about? She kind of got all huffy with me. I was
like, what do I look like to you? And she's like, you look like a black man. Well, I'm only half
black. So what the fuck? And then she was like oh he's like when I look at you
I see a white woman and she's like she started crying and like ran out of the room and shit it
was so fucking funny but I was very proud of my son he let her know nice yeah when I walk into a
room people say oh yeah that's a white man and then I say yep and then we go about our business yes exactly it doesn't i don't understand
why people who i'm sorry if you're if you're passing for a race that's not your own just
leave it alone you don't have to sometimes you can just leave them alone just leave them all
you'd like to ride the line you said you'd like to be ethnically ambiguous you like i do yeah i
like i like them not but i don't want them to ask me about it.
Just leave me alone.
Like, we don't have to have a conversation.
You could just be like, oh, hello, American.
And I'd be like, hello, American.
How's your American day going?
Ah, do you breathe that fucking fresh air?
So free.
It's so fucking free, you know?
I mean, I need to, I'm behind the times.
I need to start throwing out the toothless pikey race card here like like
like i'm feeling like i i deserve more i need more for free like toothless pikey is a minority
vote do you have ebt in uh thailand dude you're joking on yeah what are you talking about man get all of
you man if i'm not earning i don't have weeks tomorrow you can't he was asking if they have
ebt over there do they no there's jack but you get not this knee welfare that and this
knee over here like either really yeah ah bro you're getting this knee welfare, this knee fucking shit over here. Really?
Bro, you're getting fuck all here. The state of pension is about
800 baht a month or something, man.
Guys, all I gotta tell you is pineapple juice
is the most delicious juice
on the fucking planet.
That and watermelon juice. The end.
Take it to the bank.
Got collard greens and fried chicken and i'm on board
you know you're gonna laugh i don't like fried chicken i i don't like it that much i think it's
okay once in a while but it's not something like i crave i'm like i want some fried chicken like
never but watermelon i'm oh I can always have watermelon.
Do you know what?
I'm probably the only dude that will come to your house for Christmas dinner, right?
And your kids will be, like, putting a fucking KKK mask on me fucking head.
Fucking, fucking, keep me teeth away from your dinner table.
Listen, what are you talking about?
Have you not?
First of all, my kids have white in them. And on top of that, my husband is white. So like, that's not going to happen. You know, maybe Andrew just he looks the white he out of the family. He looks the whitest, but you know, it's the teeth. Like keep that shit away from us. Uncle Andrew, keep that shit away from us. put a pillowcase on his head and wear the pillowcase
no robo you listen though you know what you should really consider about getting a set of chompers
i'm just saying i would be good turned up at your house in a hijib you know like them like full-on
like burgers the hijib muslim burgers where you could just see me eyes would that be okay
fucking Muslim burgers where you could just see me eyes would that be okay no I
want to see you smile there's something about the whites of his eyes that seem
non-muslim she wants to see me smile so she wants to like reminisce over an
18th century graveyard she's trying to use you as a teaching moment for her kids.
Listen, kids, if you stick drugs up your bum, this could be you.
As Robo's eating a nice piece of turkey or, know some mashed potatoes or whatever he's like you see that
No, I'm gonna make sure everything's nice and soft. I'll put it in the blender and everything perfect a little smoothie
Yeah, funny funny you should ask that actually about that one maybe someone offered me a job the other day, you know
Smuggling gold and I was just like I like I mean I listened and they were like oh yeah
I went through the whole like
shenanigans of like you know when you're paying uh you're paying like one of your friends friends
like respect of like listening to what they're saying and you're just like you're like i could
do that quite easily like i mean it's decent money uh into katmandu right and then obviously across
the border in india but i was just like dude are you stupid like i was in me on head i'm listening
to this like talking about like oh easy cool smuggling news and blah blah blah and i was
just thinking oh they're trying to trick you and they're trying to take you in those are the cops
smuggle it in your ass no no no on a waistcoat no you've got to do it on a on a knitted like inside like proper waist
like it's a full-on dude it's a fucking mate it's a imagine robo trying to stick a whole
fucking gold bar up his ass you know why you know i mean do for a ledger up his ass so
you know why they're smuggling the cat man dude don't you because they haven't got the when you come
through uh there's no automatic metal detectors as they is in india so like
how you smuggle gold out of particularly there are like specific areas here uh hong kong
There are specific areas here. Hong Kong, Bangkok are the two biggest.
But they'll fly into Kathmandu.
And then, obviously, there's no metal detectors.
So, you know, and obviously, if you've got your man on the gate,
where they're checking your bags, you'll sail through, blah, blah, blah.
And then they get smuggled across the border in India,
where it's sold on a ridiculous markup.
Dude, gold smuggling out here is fucking massive. the border in India where it's like sold on a ridiculous markup like the gold dude gold
smuggling out here is fucking massive but I let's say a friend of a friend tapped me
up the other day and I'm just like bro so like it's an overnight run overnight trip
right pretty much like you got one day and then you stay there the night and you come back the next day and it's two and a half grand and i was just like dude fucking fuck off like like seriously like
like if i want to go and live in a fucking fucking katmandu fucking fucking prison i can
go and do that myself like i didn't need anyone else's's help do i anyway people let's wind it down on that north shall we lovely speaking to you he is a family and yeah i know good to good to catch
up with you guys again now we're just missing finn me at the canal so i jumped in the shower
while you guys were like talking i'm still here but i see you guys are shutting down i am i'm
sitting outside the canal stinks right now you know i'm sitting outside and i'm down i am i'm sitting outside the canal fucking stinks right now you
know i'm sitting outside and i like i'm i'm like what do i what's that smell and i'm thinking it
must be the canal they're not like whether like there's certain water floors up but the
fucking smell outside my balcony right now smells like fucking horse shit like it's disgusting like
it's only happened in the last like 20 minutes they don't dump like waste into the like human waste into the river do they oh bro man the
fucking dump everything you can fucking imagine in your life man i've seen fucking everything
man i've seen a mattress i've seen a mattress floating down a fucking canal with a fucking
dead german shepherd with a crow fucking pecking eyes out like this i've seen here in this canal like this is the place where you
will put a dead body because nicole's gone in there anyone's even
daring to go in there and look for a skeleton i'll tell you
like that's horrendous man like it's proper like oh full on i don't know but
i i didn't imagine you can't see in the
water either like it's probably murky as dude further up oh well it is a good one for you i
saw a dude they were out fixing the boat engine uh the other day down the bottom of the
next the boat yards on the canal and the dude was stripped naked except for his duds
dude was fucking stripped naked except for his fucking duds, his Kelvins,
and your man's in the water with a fucking snorkel and a mask on,
fucking trying to fucking fix the fucking engine.
Like, I didn't even know what was going on.
I looked and I thought, dude, you must be on, like, two grand an hour.
Like, what salary are they paying you to be in that fucking water?
Even, like, I can't even imagine i'd be dead
in a day but i'm just do the further up the river is you're going towards the city man like past the
proper slums there's kids jumping off the bridge in the river and i in the canal and you're like
i mean they probably grew up with it but like even like, even now, I'm out. What the fuck?
The smell.
I'm going to get inside anyway, because the fucking smell coming off the canal is ripe as fuck.
And I like sitting outside, you know.
Anyway, people, we'll be having a...
What is it?
Today is it Monday?
Let's enjoy our week.
Shall we have a funky Friday, shall we?
Shall we have a cheeky funky Friday?
What's happening?
I might have some morning shows anyway,
some evening shows for you, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, let's do some.
Listen, I'm around.
I've been, like, fucking preparing my home and shit.
So I'll be, I can be around.
So just let me know.
Yep, I'm down for a funky Friday
or other days during the week.
So I hope Andrew's not becoming like a better cook these days.
I heard you fucking barking the orders earlier, B-Bounds.
But like, didn't your man enter a better cook, man?
He's better.
No, listen, can I tell you something?
I hear what you're saying, but you don't realize.
You don't realize.
You know how you, I'll be talking and then you interrupt me
because you got to say something more important
and it doesn't like fall in line with what I'm saying.
And then you realize, oh wait,
you're talking about something else.
Imagine somebody doing that shit to you all the fucking time.
So no, I win.
He's mine.
The boy is mine.
Andrew, Andrew, bling twice, son.
Bling twice if you need Uncle Robbo to come over there
and rescue you for a moment.
I'm there.
I'm there, brother.
All right. Anyway anyway you mad bastards my little sis b-bans she's out there trying to keep her hair straight
i mean god bless that mission it's not easy that's a struggle isn't it yeah oh that's a struggle
and a half red eye uh but you mate you'll have to you'll have to send us an update of the new hairstyle mate if you've got the winter winter braids kicking in now yep yep
yeah i just got six inches or so cut off it i mean it was down to my ass crack it needed
to be cut a little bit but uh yep it's i got the christmas braids in right now i just took
off my bonnet it was hurting my head
uh but yep it's a good day me last time i got six inches cut off it was to make me look like a normal man just so the rest of you lot didn't feel inferior you know what i'm saying uh
when's the last time you grew out your hair robo
i don't ever had long hair?
No, mate, in Thailand you keep everything short, man.
Like, if you grow hair in Thailand, you have to be religious about its upkeep.
So my hair, I just fucking spin a bit of head and shoulders on,
blast it off in two seconds and it's done like twice three
times a day like bang bang bang like hair's got to be short out there they didn't they didn't
appreciate like uh in my opinion out there as well like men with long hair like uh not regarded as
being like you're regarded as being like i don't know a pot smoker or a hippie or like
tai men have long hair and not really highly regarded like in academic circles if you know
what i mean does that make sense yeah yeah i mean it's it's similar to the us i mean it's more
commonplace now but it's still similar sort of vibes to be to be anything in academia here
you would have to be in it for like a long time as like a university professor with a long tenure
and then then like like uh it's it's not hey me the ties are very very uh sustained in their effort
of like things being crisp clean so like people are going to get their
hair cut every two weeks here like people are getting like trimmed and shaved and just like
things kept in the very uh how can i say this what's the word i'm looking for uh not like a
peacock status but you know like where you want to be pristine and and keep things like
nice and shiny and looking good and crisp and fresh and you know what i'm talking about right
oh yeah mate you'll be surprised you can go to the poorest houses here and they're religious
about washing their clothes and blankets and everything and having them out dry like
yes it was at sunday yesterday i walked out
the neighborhood everybody had all of the clothes out on the rails and the sun and
the bed sheets all washed and dry before my next meeting i still i mean i've been
hang drying my clothes past like three years four years i love it even in the winter um
yeah i'm gonna go do that mate I love I
love I was telling me about this one I'll be very quick but I love a bit of
laundry so like there's some things I hate like but I do them I force myself
that I hate cleaning the bathroom clean the toilet to me worst nightmare but I
know put a mask on and I get gassed up and gloved open but I do it you know
there's not many things but it's
yours but you're the only one who's in there there's nobody else in there using that bathroom
i know so why does it freak you out i don't know i don't know but there's things where i take like
good care and love and like i really enjoy like i saw even washing dishes after cooking or, like, you know, getting ready to cook and, you know, the preparation, right, of cooking and shit like that, right?
Like, everything I love about, like, loads of things.
And I love gardening.
I love getting in the soil and this and that.
And I love laundry.
By the way, I'm me happy i hate ironing
hate ironing i only have to do it when i have to do it and i i do it when it needs doing
if it doesn't need doing i don't do it like ironing i despise the toilet i despise the
bathroom i despise right to the sink the kid i despise that shit but like laundry
when you put that i love it too and it's smell dude the smell of clean clothes
isn't this no it's in touch oh it's insanely intoxicating it's like okay so okay i'm gonna
be honest i don't like washing the clothes but i don't mind folding them because folding it they
smell nice so i get that but i hate putting like getting the whole fucking separating the clothes, but I don't mind folding them because folding it. They smell nice.
So I get that,
but I hate putting like getting the whole fucking separating the clothes and
doing all that.
I hate that.
That just tells me that you're such a lazy bitch.
Like,
like you're like folding like the clean clothes,
like everything's being clean.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sounds like a,
sounds about right.
Wow. Yep. And you have an unnatural fear of cleaning the bathroom that only you shouldn't so you know we all got our things you know
oh you should see me when i fucking have to clean the bathroom man i look like a fucking
19 fucking 39 fucking nazi fucking science like scientist no you look you probably look like
you're wearing a plague mask
you should just get a plague mask fucking stick some essential oils in there to keep you from
getting a plague what's worse i kick the door in like with two spray bottles on either side
and i just barge in like fucking zapping shit like and i get his shower head and and i'm wearing wellington boots and i mean they're like oh i'm
in the trenches when i clean my toilet and the thing is i do it twice a week so there's nothing
wrong it's just the thought of cleaning where your is just not good there's nothing good about like that like there's no let's be honest everything
else that you clean or look take care of you can take some benefit from some salsas some like
self-perpertuating like comfort from oh that's nice like oh smell that new t-shirt that you know
my new t-shirt i've just watched you know the bedding
or look at the shirt like you can take something from everything there ain't anything in the
bathroom arena that's gonna make your life better except the fact that you wake up the next morning
and you've got somewhere to take a shit. That's essentially. What that is.
It's like.
That place you take a shit.
And so I'm sorry if I don't like it.
Like.
I didn't like it.
And on that note.
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you you know i mean that's what life's about isn't it i love you loads bye bye people
