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RAC FM Spaces 🦝 Funky Friday indeed 😎 LFG ZFG 🧨🔪🦝
Recorded: Dec. 12, 2025 Duration: 2:08:30Space Recording
Short Summary
In a lively discussion, participants explored the evolving political landscape and its implications for the crypto market, highlighting trends in social media narratives and the potential impact on regulations. The conversation also touched on the shifting algorithm dynamics that could influence public perception and engagement in the crypto space.
Full Transcription
All right peeps, all right, good morning, good afternoon, good evening, or good night,
if you're in some places probably, I don't know, wherever you are, Western Samoa, whatever it is.
Okay, funky Friday, let's get going, let's see if your woman jumps in, she's just DM'd me,
she's like, right, I'm coming in. I mean, it it's not like it's not like there's nothing to talk
about do you know what I mean like yeah quite literally all you can hear me I'm a bit rough
it's winter here for when it's kicking rated and all the cold I'm fucking dying it's me shit it will
come out on the balcony for a fucking cig and a coffee on a morning. I've got the tracksuit top on or a hoodie or some shit.
Like, it's brass fucking monkeys in Thailand.
And you're probably like, you're like, nah.
It's not brass monkeys like Robbo.
There's no such thing.
But, like, trust me, there are brass monkeys in Thailand.
If you've lived here long enough, you'll fucking know.
Who should we invite? Let's see. I didn't even know. monkeys in Thailand if you've lived here long enough you'll fucking know who
should we invite we let's see I didn't even know who's up who's around I
haven't shared this out we're better share by a post as we always do raccoon
emoji fucking sunglasses emoji there we go all right people what day is it anyway it's uh 12th is it friday
the 12th i'm glad it's not friday the 13th fucking hell we've got enough worries haven't we
gang on in the world all right we've got enough shit gone on in the world without fucking today
being fucking friday the 13th fuck that. What's going on
with these plebs in Venezuela? I mean, people didn't understand, right, what's happening.
Like, people get with the program, right? You really didn't understand about the global
fucking cartel network fucking whole shebang. Like, people need to get with the program man and understand there's
bigger things at play telling you so before people come in and we're waiting on people and that right
i might as well give me opinion and say that like so the trump has got a lot of domestic issues, right?
Let's be fair.
Trump has got a lot of, like, domestic issues going on right now, right?
But if I were Trump, notice how I use the subjunctive voice there, right?
If I were Trump, not if I was Trump, because I'm not a grammatical pleb.
I know how I speak properly.
If I were Trump, which I could never be, I could never be President of the United States either because I'm not American.
I would be playing the global game before I would be playing the domestic game.
game so the domestic game would probably be like secondary or certainly not primary the domestic
game to the international uh global like game that's where the real shit's at isn't it think
about it for a minute it's like literally think about for a minute right
like you've got to move those chess pieces on the big board before you can like
like come internally i mean they're doing work internally and and i and i think cash is a plant as well by the way in the fbi the feds cash is definitely a plant that's a funny one
uh i can get into that conspiracy when i get some other people in the room what the
fuck is going on b-bans like yeah i'm free i'm free yeah i'm free are you bitch let's see where
she is now anyway people i might go quiet for a second give us a second let me see where people
are let's see if anyone's coming in or it it's just gonna be me, freestyling for 15 minutes
And then end the space, delete the recording, cause that was a fucking pleb
On his own, do you know what I mean? Exactly
So if you've been listening thus far though, I hope you've been interested
Oh there's so much shit, I can't cope, I can't
cope, it's coming at me from every angle, and the X algo's changed and all, I want to
talk about this, so that is actually the most prominent thing that we're going to talk about
today, is if, has the algo of X change for all the people cause change
for me and I'll I'll get into detail about what I mean later or people remind
me later I know there's anyone in remind me read where the fuck is B-Bands, you fucking cunt? Leave your hanging, Bands.
Where's these people, like?
I might have to jump out and jump back in
in case people have joined and I can't fucking see them.
You know what happens, that happens sometimes.
Give us a second.
This fucking Android sometimes, it's an Android version,
because it's a a custom uh the custom rom
so like if you know what i'm talking about from xda developers like what we always do we buy just
like fucking you know decent high grade chinese hardware cheap and then you flash it we're on
rom and you you take over the hardware that's what i do but then it gives me problems let me get out and back in again where the are these cunts
right right right i'm back in on my own and i'm on my lonesome yeah bands you can
right off i'll actually leave the recording. Bands, you can fuck right off.
I'll actually leave the recording up so the ending, you can hear it.
Like, fucking, you've got me freestyling for nearly ten minutes.
I mean, where do you want me to start with this shit?
I mean, I know for a fact you're going to come in and the Candice and fucking Erica fucking war is going to fucking kick right off.
I know for a fact that is. Like, that's not even the most important thing I want to talk about bands.
Get your ass in here, you fucking cunt.
I should ring her on Discord.
Nah.
Gives a minute.
Right.
I'm gonna send her a message and saying I'm hanging. I'm going to send her a message
And saying I'm hanging
I'm hanging here
Yeah
I'm hanging so she feels sorry for me
When she comes in
I'm hanging here
There you go
When she comes in
She better feel sorry for me
Oh he's Matt.
Me, our little pal from, didn't worry Matt, I've just been like freestyling for 10 minutes.
Me, our little pal over there in Winter Wonderland.
Let's hook him a mic up, I don't know if he can talk.
I mean, it's a Friday.
It's like, what, it's like half two for him, just after half two.
He might be working from home, he might be having a cheeky little cider on a Friday I know what it's like what all men England one so there's
like Friday afternoon comes you're looking at the clock you're like I want a cheeky I want to cheat
there's a cheeky line don't wear a cheeky line and cheeky side that how much you're gonna make
anyway if you want to call up brother i've just been
trying to talk about some of the that's gone on my timeline has gone like or like ultra walk
leftist starving Palestinian action protesters in jail
starving fucking Palestinian action protesters in jail fucking like I kind
of begin to tell you how I don't know what's going on with X Matt I'm telling
you X is like went left wing whoa dude well area hello mate news how are you
doing I'm perfect I'm I am i'm doing all right now i'm just
just super busy uh just doing me uh social run on x and i've seen this notification if i'll
i'll jump in because i'm working in the background but um it's funny i heard your last comment there
and i'm like something's changed in the algorithm because all of a sudden I'm getting loads of left-wing um which I mean in many cases I think it's fine because obviously
to be rational um you need to understand both sides of the argument you know
a billion percent but do you not think since Elon got fined the other day right and they did the
update do you not think that it's spitting out
a lot more left-wing commentary than before?
I'm getting, so my For You page at the minute now,
I'm definitely seeing more left-sided rationale,
arguments, thinking, articles, accounts that I've never seen before
popping up, and usually because I've never seen before like popping up and usually because
Matt this is very important
what you're seeing is totally what I've been
going through for about like what
how long has this been happening to you about two or three days
right? No no I've been
getting this for weeks
Oh dude it's only started happening so I've only just
updated like the apps
do you automatically update yeah? Yeah yeah so not. So I've only just updated the apps. Do you automatically update, yeah?
Yeah, yeah.
So now for me, I've noticed for about three weeks,
and there was one day where it happened, and I looked,
and it was literally, it must have been about 70% of my posts.
And I remember thinking, I'm like, whoa, what's happened to the algorithm here?
This isn't usually the type of
stuff i would expect to see based on what i i engage on because obviously it knows more about
me than i know about me you know what i mean a million million you're living what you what you're
seeing now is exactly like how i've been feeling for about so i've only just updated because i don't
about so i've only just updated because i don't after the space has up a long time ago
i switched like auto update off for twitter right and i can't risk it if we have like an interview
and then spaces as right so and we always keep an older version on the uh ruck fm google drive like
an older version where we always like the APK that we can back load but we
always know what works right dude I am not shitting you for three days my the rack FM
entire TL which it shouldn't be is being full of trans it's been full of the uh Palestinian
action people who were on the hunger strike it's been full of corbin i mean we don't even
follow corbin and that right zach polanski's been coming up but then when this
do you know what that's where it started for me like all i'm getting is polanski
mate it gets worse listen to this so like you know the uh the hearings just happened with like
christy norman that right in the in the congress
right then there was loads of going on dude all i've been getting like is jasmine crockett and
this democratic senator because i follow a lot of american politics obviously mate there is something
really wrong with this ex-algo right now where maybe people like us who have tended to via the one side and now being
bombarded with information from the other side so that they think we maybe have balance um dude
i don't think elon knows about this and i think this is a real problem
but why would he not know that would imply he own team are working against them hi b-bands i know you can't speak at the minute but why how why would he not know
well i know i said they're a co-host i mean she's normally the co-hostess with the most
s this like bitch like you know what i mean i mean she's she's serving racks all day long along this woman we all would we all would matt these would all do me but just silent right now
they're mine why are you hanging anywhere why are you still you had a rough night like who me
oh no off the weather man off the weather like uh bro we have crazy right here man right now man
it's mental but at least i'm not using me aircon you know what i mean what you mean it's red off
mate it's mad you know i've just gone from complaining about them massive lizards like
lurking out the trees and everything on me down the canal and now we've gone into snake season so like when you come into winter and you forget that it's also
winter equals snake season and then like you start like walking up the lake and you're like
someone just killed a snake here like a minute ago like Jesus look at it still moving like
one fell out the tree next to me the other day when i was having a jimmy cliff
down the canal literally with a green i mean they're not bad they're not bad at all and they're
boreal so like they want to get back up the tree but sitting down the canal i'm on this green tree
snake like fell out about i'd say he was about two and a half meters away from me but he literally
fell out and then he didn't know where he was he was like, oh, what's going on? What's that? I just like was like I made get in when I moved away, you know
But I'll be barons you here since we were slagging you off
Is she here or not
One second one second. All right. Okay. Say Matt. That's a joke boy
She got the straight hair and everybody in the group chat was like wood
Minute you woman got rid of our black hair
Mate we are the most mental like group of people or like the thing is it's almost impossible for us
to like take offense for anything because we know that we're all just like
rugged you know what I say Matt where we come from and someone right Matt it's a
Darby you know on Sunday fucking hell it's gonna be I tell you what like I'm
not you know I don't really like football I think I might have mentioned
before but there's murals all over sunland now like the walls
are painted um with all sorts and because they're doing so well it's like pure mania i don't know
if you remember me it's because of the netflix it's because i know it's because of the netflix
stuff though so you know netflix really made stuff like so it's got fans all over the world like in
my street now like when i first came they were
all like liverpool man city but all of them their second team is suddenly now in the street because
i've got like the crest on me uh where i wear my keys around my neck right you know in thailand
you wear your keys around your neck like you've got a bunch of keys to run out you know me at the
all of sun and where i'm from man so i'm gone out on sunday for the
derby uh but it was moved it was moved from saturday my mom's up creek you know so she's
got a she's gone to a show on the evening she's got to go like uh to the derby and she's
got to then go to newcastle to gone for a show like it's mental like what's happened bro
you know got rescheduled yeah
i'd like i said i didn't follow it and i didn't know i did not got rescheduled that's
oh it's supposed to be saturday supposed to be saturday nine nine o'clock here so two o'clock
kick off uh and i got rescheduled to the sunday and the the me moment already she's got a show
in newcastle like booked so she's like she's like
hell man like she's got to get on the metro you know it's gonna be pure chaos dude who did she not
know she's like my life she's like i'm not booking it on the night before you know she could have
booked it on the night before like and not stayed there right do you know what i mean because she's in newcastle she's gone to see a show in the evening in new
castle she'll just stay in a hotel and come home the next day on monday right
and just like your kiosk but she's willing to take it's 73 bro she's willing to take a case
in the metro than book another room in the hotel man that there'd be no way there'd be
no way i'd be doing that like imagine the smell as you would normally say bro she doesn't care man
she doesn't care you know what she was talking to me the other day uh she's okay i'll tell you
a quick story very quickly she sent me a grand the other day uh she just like literally rang me up right and she went i'm terrified i'm gonna end
up in a nursing home eventually she says like i'm getting rid of the lot but i'm being clever about
it so shut your mouth and take a crown do you know what i'm talking about you know what i'm talking
the old people that when they were like the old people if they have to come in the
care home so to scam them to death they've got nothing they'll put them in the same care home
no man i know another take the take your house and everything well right but the thing is like mums
my mom's had a few things in trust so like she's got a few little it's got a few little, she's got a few, my mum's very,
very clever with what she's done.
And what?
I've been thinking about doing the same thing,
actually,
basically transferring all of my assets into a trust,
making the kids sort of secondary,
secondary access to that trust,
basically put,
you know,
like life insurance policies in there because that's classed as an
asset which is mad really when you think about it so put your life in but then what's more is
i'm not sure if it's the same in the uk but i'm reading you can actually um loan against
the assets that are in there and the bank will actually give you a loan so you can put your
house in there so you know you know that's all elon's ever done so you're not elon right you know when elon spends his money
yes do you know that everything is just a loan or leverage against like his stocks like he already
stock i could say all his stocks in the various companies so literally like elon just like lives
on loans right you know this, right?
I don't, it doesn't surprise us, but, you know,
one of the things I've always said to you. Tell the rich to live.
Tell the rich to live.
Well, what I've said to my missus is like,
if my bags moon, which I don't think they will
because most of them are in cosmos at the minute,
what I would do is I would get everything on credit
Like I would never spend the capital
Like I would never spend it, it would be stupid
Because then you're always on a target, the zero
I would get everything on credit
Like either a credit card or a loan
And then I let the interest pay back
The credit card or the loan
And then that way you never touch your initial capital
That was always my strategy from day one
So it doesn't surprise me that that's
what these guys are doing because it just makes total i mean you've read things like the panama
papers and that right i mean there's been like what three places so far right but you've read
like the panama i haven't read the panama papers okay well so there's a documentary i was telling
red eye about this a few weeks ago uh a few months ago uh do you know
about like the spiders the financial like spider's web of uh london you're talking about the city of
london there's yeah yeah there's like a documentary about what happened after like world war ii
and about like how london realized like like about the empire and now we've got all this money all
over the world and blah blah blah and then it like brings in the whole thing when america was
like say going after when the us in the 50s was going after like uh you know the banana republics
and using the economic hitmen and american fruit company blah blah blah uh what was happening in england was just like
a financial kind of like like it's called the spider's web for a reason right is because like
it goes into all the detail about like these you know random caribbean places that were british
overseas territories where like that's where like all of the original trusts and money was set up
you know like it's it's dude and it's still not fixed to this day and i'm listen yeah have you
heard me say this before since the end of world war ii london which sets the libor rate which sets the gold prices twice a day
london has been the center of money laundering in the entire world and i'm talking from terrorists
to drug dealers to international arms dealers to the whole lot right london has been the
the whole lot right london has been the centrifugal point for money laundering
since world war ii ended and i know that for a fact well a lot of it was through
well they brought in the fcc or whatever it was or what's it called the financial thingy fucking fcc is it right i mean financial conduct authority it's as bent as
fuck the whole thing the whole system it's it's geared to like you know the word we use it all
the time the pledge yeah the ruling establishment of england after world war ii and in its fucking
shadows right and in its graveyards
here they looked around and they were like whoa that was a lucky escape and they were like we
can't allow that to happen again what do we need to do and like you see the happening with doors
and that now you see the money involved like what like doors have revealed in america and that right
imagine what was going on in england
in the 50s when atlee created the nhs and all that no i don't know that about that mate
dude the corruption dude when i was a kid cops could be bribed
you think cops can't be bribed in england of course
i mean you just have to you just have to look hey cops get bribed here too they just get bribed
with pussy everybody's on the take though and everybody in any kind of power is on the take
everybody in any job is on the take like we have to admit that as humans, when we get a job, we're always looking for a take.
I've been there. I've done it.
Everybody's looking.
I do question Mark Rowley, if I'm honest.
He's a fucking nonce, that cunt.
He's a right nonce.
Yeah, I do wonder, based on how he carries himself,
if he's, like, you know, that way inclined.
Let's see.
I mean, it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest, to be honest,
based on some of the nonsense that he's pushed out.
He reminds me of Mike Pence.
See, so there's very little out there about Mike Rowley on the dark web.
Mike Pence, there's loads of stuff.
I've seen a photo of mike pence
not a fucking ai a proper photo old school and mike pence like in a jacuzzi with like a bunch of
13 and 14 year old boys young boys that's what he likes that age group you're like all right
uh it wouldn't surprise me dude if he's not like the same kind of dude he looks like that kind of
kid he likes hanging around with little kiddie boys like he looks like a right
non-stop by the way baby bands like this is like the head of the police in london the met police
right like he looks like a dodge but you know when you look at someone b-vans bavons knows what i mean
should look at me and she'll be like well he's got no teeth but i know he's got a heart of gold they're like ozzy osborne
events would look at me like she would look at upon ozzy osborne you know what i mean like that
kind of character there's anyone gonna look at me and go he's a nuns do you know what i mean never
it's not gonna happen like it's just ridiculous
you couldn't even dream it up in your mind i remember once when i was about 32 or something
and i was in australia traveling and i met these like gay cunts these two gay folk they
were mad as right irish kids i was with my missus and that right but she loved them
and they were mad matter they were like yeah
like they were irish as you know a dublin but they're like yeah i couldn't be gay if you
tried like i couldn't make it if you tried like dude you know what i mean there's just not that
bone in me body like i'm just a normal person like i dmb bands every day man i send out this crazy
person. I DM
Bands every day, man. I send out this
crazy, where they're trying
to, like, chop fucking kids'
tits off and that. Like, I can't deal
with it. Can't deal
with it, bro. Can't deal with it.
Listen, I'm so wrapped up in this
Candace Owen, Erica Kirk
thing. Like, everyone thinks Erica
Kirk, they're looking at
her. She looks like a phony fake.
And you know what? I do have to say.
Before you join.
No, no, no.
You see, no, no.
Let me preface.
Let me preface.
I had to freestyle for 10 minutes before Matt came in.
Listen, you'll have to go back and listen to the intro.
Listen, okay, you know what?
First of all, I'm sorry that I had to take my morning poop.
I apologize, okay?
But I have things to do that require my attention, all right?
That's first.
You can wait.
You can wait.
And then once that's done...
I said you were going to come in and you were going to start staving about Erica.
I said you were going to come in.
Okay, cool.
Okay, listen.
Listen.
I'm telling you right now.
I actually am very sad that Charlie's...
Wait, what's happened?
We lost you.
Oh, nothing.
Oh, no, nothing.
What I'm saying is, I'm telling you right now,
I feel sad that Charlie Kirk married Erica Kirk.
Like, that he married Erica.
I'm very sad because it's so obvious.
Why would you marry somebody who is an actress,
who goes on dating shows um and is like
why would you why would you marry somebody like that when you're looking for a wife like you can't
make a whole housewife all right so she definitely was whoring around doing her little freaking
actress thing you know being on the bachelorette or whatever the fuck show she was on. Like, why would you marry somebody like that? I'm annoyed that he, that that's who he picked.
I mean, granted, it took her two years to convince him to marry her, but at the end,
he married her. All I'm saying is she looks fake. And the fact that she is not wanting to know who
killed her husband and is just like, this guy did it and that's the end of it. Like, she's fucking insane.
And the fact that she literally, literally kissed her husband's dead body
and then telling people to leave her alone and to give her privacy.
Get the fuck out of here, you crazy bitch.
You wanted attention and you got it.
You can't be posting shit like that and thinking no one's gonna think that that's weird.
Anyways, that's how i feel
about the whole thing yeah i'm telling you that that didn't even look like a real hand or when
she kissed the hand no it didn't it looked like okay so she posed she said something about her
they're gonna we're gonna do a beautiful memorial for my for our charlie and it's going to be so
people can come and see this memorial it's gonna going to be, it's going to be museum, like a, like a museum.
You're, you're, you're, you're turning him into a fucking, what is he?
An Egyptian, is he from an Egyptian tomb?
And we're going to go to the museum and see him?
Like, get the fuck out of here.
No, listen, let me, let me finish.
But here's the thing.
That body looks like it was a wax figurine.
I wonder, I was like, it would be so fucked up if she wasn't really kissing his body,
that she was kissing the wax figurine that they're gonna be putting on
Um, wait a minute though
On display at the museum
When you die I'll have to go on AI and check my note
Uh, they put her is it for meldehyde they put in like to replace your blood
Oh, no, no, no. I mean yeah, no. Yes. I get it
The embalming fluid will make you look like that.
I get that. It's probably his body, but I'm just being a fucking asshole.
My grandfather, look, my grandfather, look, I've seen dead bodies. I've been around dead bodies, right?
But my grandfather died on, which is when your blood stops flowing.
My grandfather died on Saturday morning, right? Early Saturday morning, yeah?
my grandfather died on saturday morning right early saturday morning yeah i went to see him
in the funeral parlor uh late on sunday night so it would have been about like half eight nine p.m
at night i went to see like my grandfather and like you can kind of tell there is a difference
but it like doesn't look like wax like a body still looks like a body
like I'm just saying and I've seen
other bodies like
dead dragged like
I've seen dead bodies I've seen
I've seen dead bodies before and
but they didn't have any embalming fluid I mean
except for when they were at the funeral home
like I never really looked at their hands
it just looked really weird
anyways anybody who can their husband, take over their business.
Like, she was meant to do this.
Like, this was her calling.
Bitch, he was doing this before you got there.
You don't know what you're doing.
You're not even running the operation like Charlie would have run it.
You're doing it the way you wanted.
So now you get to do what you want.
But it's also, like you said, she did the whole kissing thing while she was on Instagram.
Yes. And asking for privacy now
even though she made it all public
or something. Yeah, it's
so fucking, I just think it, and then
she tells Candace,
they're like,
fucking Bari Weissman
or whatever the fuck her name is.
She is like, what do you have to
say to, and this is a journalist, she's not supposed to say that she's supposed to be, yeah, she literally was like, oh, she's like, what do you have to say to these people who are putting out these lies about your husband, what do you have to say about them?
So you're not Barry White
Stop it, she's all, no, first of all
It's so fucked up, how the fuck
Are you going to forgive the man who killed
Your husband, who you think killed your husband
But you can't be
One of his best friends, one of his
Persons that he was, came up with
They were, they came up together
You hate her?
Like what the fuck is wrong with you? That doesn't even look right
He looks like you're a fucking fake bitch
You know, you know the Jews just paid $400 million
bought for Barry Weiss, right?
So you know Barry Weiss just got bought
off the Jews, right?
$400 million.
Listen, all I know is
I was listening to Nick Fuentes
and he was explaining to us
how now Larry Ellison and his son,
not only, now they want to buy Warner Brothers.
And Warner Brothers and Netflix are...
Not Warner Brothers, I mean,
Netflix and the Larry Ellison conglomerate
are fighting to get Warner Brothers.
So I just think that that's crazy.
I'm sorry.
I don't want one nation,
one religious people
to own the whole media
conglomerate that's so up that's just who started who started netflix who started netflix we know
right edward bernier's is a great nephew who's edward bernier's the nephew of sigmund freud
like it's this is no i mean b-bands we must have been talking about this for three years
well before charlie we're being on netflix for the oh my gosh birdman left i think i annoyed him
not necessarily it's listen wait it's similar it's similar to what's happening in venezuela so
It's similar. It's similar to what's happening in Venezuela. So you are Matt's Batman. I had a, he probably got a call. I had a right. So I did a 10 minute freestyle before you all came in. Right. So I was talking about the algo when Matt came in. Your ex-algo changed? Yes or no?
You know what?
You should just call it a monologue.
Why are you calling it a freestyle?
You're not fucking rapping.
God damn it.
It's a freestyle.
I didn't like the word monologue.
It sounds shit.
No, listen.
Can I tell you something?
But that's what you do.
You do monologues.
And then when somebody's about to start their monologue,
you interrupt their monologue to preface and to tell them what's happening And then you're like okay you may begin your monologue
Andrew blink twice
If you need me to ring home services
Please
Andrew blink twice
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Hey man we're going to war over here have we seen it it's kicking right off bay bands
fucking hell man they're gonna kick off again didn't it i can't believe it like
cambodia should fucking know not to around it because they're gonna find out but like
then they've got china behind them it's so bad man i shouldn't even be talking about this on
the space like all the thais even know this you know they're all not china and they all know the us are back
on them like it's crazy like like earlier like i thought about venezuela like like cam commented
and tagged us today because he's like saying you need to listen like the nuances so did you see the woman
who won the nobel peace prize did you see that just the leader of the opposition who won the
last election in venezuela they just smuggled that out of venezuela at the same time they were taking
the oil tanker so you're not beating switch right you know trump's an expert at chess you know he's
an expert at beating switch right all eyes were on the oil tank.
A while, they just, like, smuggled your woman out of Venezuela.
Like, the Marines and everything were involved, like, the whole shebang.
I don't know if you know about this.
And they got her over to Denmark to accept the award and do the speech.
Listen, I have to ask you.
No, Red Eye's getting brainwashed.
Red Eye's getting brainwashed with his shit.
He thinks the Venezuela shit is really really bad
Red Eye and I want to help him
I want to coach him through what's actually happening
Because he's on a young kid
Listen
I do
I mean listen
First of all
Goddamn liberals
Goddamn liberals in the background was Andrew goddamn liberals in the background
All I heard was goddamn liberal
Did you listen did you see that did you watch the video I said
Did you watch the video I sent you?
Weird pants. Weird.
Literally like you went
quamming. You's like Ozzy Osbourne
and Sharon you too.
Goddamn liberals.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Yeah, I'm dying. I'm dying.
Yeah, he's a peanut gallery.
I was sitting there making a video,
and he's like, you saw the video that I sent you?
I got poop coming out.
I'm like, what the fuck?
I'm video, I'm recording, man.
I got poop.
Yeah, you crack me up, you two. You absolutely cracked me up you two you absolutely cracked me up honestly that was a compliment
you know you remind me of ozzy and sharon a little bit sharon andrew's just there in the background
that was i'll tell you what though there's a thing called comedy timing and they reckon like
it never happens like sort of by accident like it's always like and that that was like i just
finished my little diatribe and then it was like goddamn liberals i mean they reckon you know, white liberal women, white, single, college educated, cat-faring, white women are the greatest threat on Earth right now. nuclear war uh another fucking pandemic
I mean these motherfuckers
like B-Bans
can these white women
not just give a blowjob
and fucking calm down for a minute
I mean these white liberal women
are gonna kill us all
no it's cause they're single
unless they're fucking psyching off their cats they're not doing anything
i do not know how matt feels about this because like he's in the uk right so matt are you back
or not we're having a lap over here aren't we red eyes good and he's missing we had a mad one
on monday red eyes good and he's missing this one are you back matt no i i i'm i'm sort of in and out of work at the minute i'm i'm listening
are you all right bro i hope you're laughing i hope you make your laugh
i'm just working in the background that's all i'm just listening
yeah me and b bands will get you laughing here man So bands, Jasmine Crocket's gone for Senator
Oh, she's gonna get so destroyed, it's gonna be beyond belated
It's gonna be...
She's gonna need those eyelashes to fly away, right?
She's gonna have to fly away from public embarrassment, right?
This daft cunt
You know what I think? I think she uses the big eyelashes because it kind of covers her eye
That's like her wandering eye the one that like
rolls around in her head when she's talking she looks like a psychopath jasmine crockett
you mean you mean one eye's going to shop and the other one's bringing back the change right
oh yeah so i mean I wouldn't be surprised
That's why
So she stopped doing her hair where she was covering her eye
And now started pulling her hair back
And now she just looks like a fucking pterodactyl
Fat pterodactyl
Fat pterodactyl
Did you see the press conference
She did for the
Senator launch or not
When she was like the jc
crew the jc gang and i'm thinking you're from oh my god so annoying so annoying isn't she horrible
like what self-respecting right i'm not being funny-bans if you look at jasmine crockett and you go like oh
she's my girl like blah blah blah like you are no like your brain function is below a 70
iq if you think jasmine crockett's the answer like i'm sorry like like if she got elected as senator
i think i might delete twitter and i might just move up the
mountain like i've been threatening and live with some chickens because i'm sick of life like i can
handle it anymore saying that we're quite normal over it always sentinel it's a nice little
well we've got martha listening in sentinel's coming in he's me English friends They're your baby bands You're getting inundated with the English
You're the only yank in the room
No, but it's okay
I am, I'm the only yank
But you know what's awesome?
I've been talking to you for so long
I can understand you guys
Like it's like second language
I picked up a second language
It's called English
UK English
That wasn't a job
It's called UK English
Before you met me You thought. UK English. That wasn't a job. UK English.
Before you met me, you thought every English person spoke
like Mary Poppins, right? I remember you
like... I did.
I did because you spoke like Mary Poppins
so I figured everyone spoke like Mary Poppins
but it's not true.
I remember the first time... We got different dialects
and stuff. I remember the first time I met different dialects and stuff I remember the first time
Jim Jiminy Jim Jiminy
Jim Jim
Like I remember
Do you want a cup of tea my lord
Can you do your best English voice
Can you
Frushing your drink governor
Wait a minute do that again
Frushing your drink governor?
Me, me little Mary Poppins.
Me little brown Mary Poppins.
Am I allowed to say that?
I don't know if I'm allowed to say that on a space like I might get banned.
Me little brown Mary Poppins.
I mean, she's not exactly white, but she's not exactly black.
So like, it's a bit
they always forget about us they always forget about us
you know what burns honestly i love the fact that we can like just
joke the out of this and like none of us like careless like that's that's one of the things that makes humans unique is that like
there are no barriers like literally there shouldn't be should there like yes we're all human
but like you know some of us have come from like different places to other people and blah blah
blah we need to understand that like but at the end of the day like like
nothing really matters you know at the end of the day i make my latte just like anyone else
you know what my my best way to say how like neutral i am this is my best description and
it might not be the best but it's a a no because we've got like the southwest in here we've got the northeast in one as well but i'm a pure northeastern kid listen listen i'll be very honest
if you love just didn't tell me about it that's like the level of the thing that like i've got
in my mind about like like dude i didn't care what you do just didn't like be sitting at
the dinner table or something like i were a turkey and gone oh i love cock like i didn't need to hear
that bro like like i can go on my day without like thinking that you love bitter cock and it's just like all the other stuff. Like, like, so you're a man pretending to be a woman in a wig and a skirt.
Just be you.
But didn't tell me that you like being you.
Do you know what I mean?
Like I didn't want to,
I didn't want to listen.
If they still,
I mean,
are they trans lesbians?
If they still like women? Yeah... Are they trans lesbians if they still like women?
Yeah, they're trans lesbians.
Because there's no fucking way.
There's no fucking way.
How do you still...
So they're just pretending to be a lesbian?
Like they're pretending to be a woman?
Yeah, it's like Avatar.
Yeah.
And they still use it.
Yeah, weird.
Reminds me of Is it the Ricky Gervais extras
The dance
I think it's one of the actors
He's just like, yamma yamma yamma
You know that part
How sentinel
How's me little
Northwest bestest buddy Being in the world, are you alright or what? I know you're saying sentinel How's my little Northwest bestest buddy
Being in the world
Are you alright or what
I know you're saying sentinel
But it sounds like you're saying fentanyl
I'm just throwing it out there real quick
Drugs are bad
Yeah I met fucking
At Croatia
At a horrible truth
He came along with a guy called Tony
who is a photographer of
wrestlers
I think Ben you were saying
he was like
any famous wrestler
he's pretty much like
photographed them
I remember being a kid
and going to some shitty rural show and this like massive guy
came out saying he was called um tiger nash and he's like yeah kevin nash is my cousin i was saying
this story to ben and tony and tony was just like yeah it's bullshit he wasn't he wasn't kevin nash's
it wasn't kevin nash's uh cousin at all but i don't believe tony i i believe tiger nash i believe in the ring in the ring
he is kevin nash's cousin and i i will die for that then next time i meet tony i'll tell that
because that is the truth that is the truth yes i'm good b-bounds we're uh we've got sorry i'm what we've got a space on later as well uh which uh rack of
them you've got to come along what time what time is it at uh it is 3 p.m est ST. Ooh, it looks like I'm going to be home. Perfect.
We've got the
ex-CEO
of Mt. Gox coming on
and a couple of big privacy
enjoyers. Should we
that?
That's cool.
That's super cool.
Back to cock.
Wait a minute
I'm in the middle of making latte
So if I take a delay
It just takes me because I'm cooking
I do want to come in here
On something he just said there
As he was about to finish
Listen
Privacy is the next bull market
The entirety We've already had the next bull market the entirety we've already had the uh meme bull market right
recently uh we're seeing things become you know fairly solid but like it's all sentinel
if anybody is like like if you're thinking about gaming, P2P, thinking about EFT, like, stop.
Stop.
Everything is going to be privacy for the whole of the next ball run, I believe.
I thought it was Red Eye who believed that.
Monero, no, no, no, no.
Stop with Red Eye.
No, no, I'm not.
Red Eye would look at it from a different aspect to me right so i'm just looking at it like zek like monero obviously but privacy see and it's the thing is i don't think that the privacy protocol that is really gonna drive is
even out yet i agree with that but if you can hear me um i i'm doing all right who we're speaking
i'm ben uh nice um all right ben yeah scouser yeah scouser that likes to travel
are you north of the river or south of the river though because i always classify my scouts as by
north or south of the river so where are you where were you from where you're from uh i was born in
talkstiff and uh i am i am uh north of the river i'm i'm actually living in the city i was born in
toxic that's all the all you needed bro i just started checking i was going to check my scouts
you know what i mean i'm yeah going to be verified and all that yeah like just i was just saying like
um i i use a cache uh for a vps and i now have to use a vpn to access a cache because i they want me to verify my face
using the cache now it's not a cache i've spoken to them about it wait a minute a cache
yeah a cache it's so cheap right now it's well cheap it's boss yeah i've got i've got a few
things so but uh you've got to verify your face in the uk um to actually use it
um which is driving me crazy so i have to use the vpn online safety act is that the online
safety act though is it yeah i mean it's i'm hardly looking at a pawn looking at the vpn but um
um apart from the granny stuff as you well know sentinel
uh and um but um that's a joke by the way um but yeah you have to
verify yourself that's not porn but it's obviously they know it's an american no we thought you were
serious um it's an american company that's involved with crypto so straight away red flag
thumbs up you're gonna verify your face obviously no one in the right man is going to verify the face but it's i'm going what
monero's heart at the moment totally on any exchange and i believe you're right um privacy
proper privacy is going to be massive especially in the uk bender do you think do you think the
the real solution so think about bitcoin and obviously like how it works right and and obviously that's like by
magnitudes like the biggest in regards to motorcar blah blah blah but do you not think now that
privacy has to come by default in crypto like moving forward and maybe we haven't even seen
the app that will really actually do this shit i've been messing around
i met the guys at secret um when i went to split and they have like a secret swap now i didn't know
about it but basically it's um privacy you can swap your coins and then wash it and hide it
onto a different wallet which i thought was quite cool uh It's a bit fiddly, but it does work.
But most of this stuff on secret is verifiable and not privacy.
You have to jump into privacy.
A bit like that with Zedcash and stuff like that.
So only Monero really is the only coin that's worth doing privacy with.
Do you not think there was a proper like massive wake-up call though for a lot of people and all the tumblers and that got
took down so there was a whole can you remember like the tumbler the tumbler emergency
like there was a whole thing and then dude it got shut so did you see what dog one got what 15 15 stretch yesterday right
yeah yeah i mean you up you in the uk or you like because you're all over the body
twitter x whatever you're gonna call i mean i'm in bangkok me i'm in bangkok son
but you don't need to be verified from all the balks i mean i'm in the dude i'm
barred from more countries i think i'm in the burbs i mean i'm in the hood me man i'm checked
right out of life nobody has questions where i live just like yeah but like honestly it's
but if you're the uk you're the uk tell you the truth
bay bonds and tell you the truth no nobody knows where i am bay bonds right
well you get yeah especially if you disappear for two weeks yeah you get black tv boxes here
on the amazon prime sticks and all that kind of stuff and now people are taking cash for it they're
taking bitcoin on the narrow which is a bit mad um I wouldn't do that I'll take me there early but uh people are now wise look the fact that the government in the uk using ai to scan your bank account
So privacy is the way forward
All the uk the uk what they've just brought in even the amount of like time all the goose here
Bebans our privacy guru oh thank god you came
red eye he was trying to take your shine he was trying to take your shine oh listen yeah
andrew where's andrew in the background andrew she's a stir he's tied up a bit. I put him in the kennel Guru, he works for a secret side project. So not directly like with like a secret board. So the uk
What they're doing is that if you leave like the uk, I think it is more than four times per year
Uh, they've got a fucking scan on you
And I think it's more than 600 pounds. Is it more than 600 pounds per transaction? They've got a scan on you uh i think it's more than 600 is it more than 600 pounds per transaction they've got
a scan on you right yeah correct dude i'm living in asia i've been through everything that they've
been through out here in thailand like 80 80 odd million bank accounts in vietnam got froze
overnight so like southeast asia particularly because obviously the issues we've got here with
the massive like like gambling situation and the uh scam centers the pig farms like we've got really
bad issues out here this is like the war the war between thailand and cambodia right now
is simply because of all the scam once once i've thought that cambodia wrote the
gun again a war with the us's back on myanmar as well i didn't want to go into this too much because
it goes down a really dark rabbit hole and i mean i will but let's say a good morning to red eye
because red eye pink eye sleep by bear he's been having a lie in i think how red eye uh good morning yep i woke up
hey it sounds like you normally do i grabbed a coffee or what nah i just saw the link and i was
like all right let me let me hit this up i'm still letting my dog out feeding him in the morning
were you playing your woman last night or not did you play with your woman last night no we actually broke up last night shut up man i can't believe i got that question when you
b-vans is another oh i'm sorry red eye it's okay i appreciate it so did she suck your cock before she left or not no no
you didn't get a farewell blow job
I was hoping that the
that the
the breakup would just be amicable
and not
you know
hard to deal with
you're a woman bipolar,
all right,
yeah,
a fucker.
Like,
dude.
Oh, dude,
I've just had women go fucking insane.
I've had women,
after breaking,
I've had them
threaten to kill themselves,
to lock themselves
in my vehicle.
As long as I'm not
trying to kill you.
Damn,
Red Ivy
putting that shit down.
The women are like, no, don't break up with me.
I'll never get a redhead like you.
That's how it be down here in these southern streets.
Southern sheets.
Man's white.
Man's white.
Isn't that big white meat out there, isn't he? He's big pork sword.
He's fucking parading through the streets.
I have a question. Red Eye is
don't take a...
I'm just curious. I know it doesn't matter,
but I'm just being curious.
Was she...
What race was she?
She was white.
You ever had...
You ever dated a black or Hispanic girl?
Because that's even scarier
when you break up with them. That's even scarier when you break up with them.
That's even scarier when you break up with them.
What'd you say?
To be fair though,
he wasn't walking down the street
where I paranoid that Ice were gonna grab her.
Sorry.
I couldn't resist that for all.
Whenever I say
Because you got the soundboard
Whenever I say, oh no, she's a white girl
That's when you go boo
Didn't worry, we've already had the racism
Card out with B-Bans
She's over it already
And Andrew just slacked off
White liberal women Oh, Red Eye eye you're gonna have to listen back
the replay dude you missed so many gills and earlier like a dude it's hilarious like
when you hear andrew in the background white liberal women like
never mind i mean you know red eye i'll tell you what i haven't had a black woman though
but i'm very partial to having one like i wouldn't mind a nice black woman in nice
like shiny white underwear you know like proper like gleaming like i'd wax that up i'd be
right all over that me like i'm gonna have to a black before i die i know i mean i've had a bit
of everything else but i'm gonna have to a black like i you know you know where you're
gonna have to go in order to do that right garner
like where do i throw this i mean i can get a black hooker in bangkok but i mean that's like
that's the last like place you want to be like you know i mean i want a nice you know healthy
you know nice looking i mean i've been like semi-black i would say But I'm being black black like I want to come black black tonight. This is me black like gray
No, well come Cambodian so Cambodian black so you know the hooker that they're pissed on me fucking face through the
Tights red-eye can remember that conversation. conversation i'm sure yep i thought you don't
want that on record oh that was the worst when i thought i idiots i couldn't wait to get back to
bangkok and get checked i was dying i thought i have a proper thought i had it's like i was like
she's give me it's like this has gone south like immediately like what like it was fine
immediately like what like it was fine but then it wasn't and when it wasn't it went south like
dramatically jesus but that was as black as that that was as black as i've been i haven't been
after i haven't been under the bed black what i mean i wonder if so i wonder if sorry i want to
wait i want to i want to preface this with saying like
me best mate black like like we muck jokes about all the time like i'm white as
like yeah my jokes about oh he just validated himself i have i have black friends i've got
black friends like come on bro yeah how black more qualifying himself over here
how black are we talking 75 black or like are we talking about that after wear like white gloves
when they eat chocolate so they don't bite their own hands like what level of black are we talking
about it's got to be purple black ackee black i don't know if you know who purple
purple he passed away didn't he yeah he croaked it he was a legend he touched me on the leg when
i was a teenager myself who didn't get me started about purple like we had this on a conspiracy
show with finney he didn't believe it i swear to god he's got a wikipedia page now obviously he's dead but you know he's a legend
mate i grew up i grew up with purple lucky man i was only a kid when purple like his
was kicking around after the kid on the train line you know when the kid ran on the train
back in the day yeah yeah i'm actually in bootle now which is a bit weird uh but uh
they're doing the uh the old squats and stuff uh it's a bit messed up that stuff but
americans need to google that he's in he's in bootle i'll tell you what liverpool is one of the
friendliest cities like you'll ever imagine in your entire life or do you better watch your mute
you've got the wind in the i can hear the english wind kicking in
it's not my way but yeah
you've got you've got no idea right about the hospitality of scousers so i'm not chitting you i've traveled all over england and there are some beautiful places beautiful people
they're lovely but there's nowhere that'll adopt you like the scousers
it's like for me it started when i was like really young when i was on the graft and that
and we were doing like little jobs here and then yorkshire and that we'd gone down and
score bit of beak and whatever and come home you know like and flip it and i swear to god
like of all the places in england where i've went oh this is like just like
home scouse land is like the best like they'll say like you know if it was much
there will slit your throat but like today you're all right yeah well two pound ninety a pint for a
pint of decent lager still, just about.
And I've just walked into what is called the Jaw Bounce Haven.
It's rough and ready, but it's very like Blackpool outside.
And I'm going to have a pint before I do a wrestling gig, which is going to be fun.
So, mate, you're now at Wallersley, right?
Yeah.
Through the tunnel, yeah?
Yeah, yeah. lee right yeah through the tunnel yeah yeah yeah that's where i used to see my ideas back in the
day doing a bit of graft up and down like between like mackamland and me mate matty's missus had a
hairdresser's what the runner knockoff shot upstairs where you like law i used to do a lot
of down in liverpool that's the the reason i'm abroad man is because i
well i lived i lived in the faith of the two years so you know about the scouts is in a beef all right
right there's one of them i lived i lived in the base of like two and a half years man like i ran with these boys and then like when we got back a couple of minutes i do a runner
so they got some passports we did a run at australia and then it just i'd made i've been on the road for 20 years
since what can i say sounds like one of my mates who went to the middle of nowhere in the azores
he off after being a bit naughty and he runs a pop in the middle of nowhere which is great
but um it's been a long way to go and have a pint. Anyway, I'm about to have a pint,
so I'll leave you guys to have a chat.
Take it easy.
Mate, come back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Follow us and we'll be doing more spaces.
Come back, aye?
Like, come back another time, though.
Aye?
Bye.
What are you doing, son?
So have you guys listened to...
There's been a bunch of crazy interviews
Going on lately
I'm curious if you've listened to any of them
What interview are you talking about
Let him say it
Well there was the
Pierce Morgan Nick Fuentes interview
Well
That was hilarious
Before we jump into that
Because that's a rabbit hole what about
the sharon osborne so uh i've been off work obviously today was my first day back irl in two
weeks obviously i've had loads of time just be absorbing all the news and what's going on blah
blah blah i think wednesday or whatever it was when it was released
i watched the uh piers morgan sharon osborne interview and it was so poignant i was i was choked i was choked because i mean like i grew up on documentaries about aussie from like
like in the late 80s or early 90s mid 90s like well before the osborns we grew up on documentaries
on channel five and that about aussie back in the day in in the house before the moved into the one
on the osborns and watching sharon broke my heart i mean but it also filled me with a lot of love
and a lot of compassion a lot of belief that the world is good and like there's so many
things on like the side of like good like you know my mantra right now on earth it's a battle
of good and evil we can't control external forces like asteroids and aliens but right here on earth
right now it's good and bad and that's the way i look at it through black and white lenses i'm
sorry i'm not going to change my position.
You're welcome to argue my position.
But for me, it's not about Buddhist, Roman, Catholic, you know, Muslim, Sikh, this, this.
It's not about black, yellow, brown, white.
It's not about fucking gay.
It's just good and evil.
Right?
That is my life.
Yep, the Zionists versus the Jesuits versus the Muslims. No, it's good and evil Right, that is my life Yep, the Zionists versus the Jesuits
Versus the Muslims
No, it's good and evil
Well, we'll talk about that later
But to watch Sharon
And to watch how much this singular
Fragile little human being
Would have loved someone so much
And so like, I was like
You know, I grew up on the Osbournes
Which is like
So it source a really
interesting thing for me and i look like they used to call me aussie back in the day right when
i was living with mrs sarah and we've been out on the sesh for like three days and i'd be in bed and
like people would be on the couch downstairs and i'd be like sarah sarah like like they used to
joke like i was like an aussie osborne back in the day, like early 2000s.
And I watched like Sharon being so fragile, so nimble, but also so heartwarming and humble.
It was fucking insane. So we'll get to the Nick Fuentes one, bro. We'll 100% get to the Nick Fuentes.
I know, it's crazy. Us Americans really don't care about sharon or osborne well because she's not american so what i did do when aussie died i didn't take
any notice i was busy on the spaces with you lot and crypto and everything i didn't take any notice
i did when i watched the piers morgan interview i did go back and i watched uh the first season of the osbonds
right the original one on mtv from 20 to 2002 whatever it was i did watch uh what did i watch
after all the documentary coming home where like aussie was just like dying to go home and then he
did his final concert and he died and they buried him under the crab tree on the thing where he wanted to be buried like it was like i don't know i've had 48
hours of the osborne but that was that came after the fuentes one so yes let's go to
red eye let's get on the foot but that was for me personally on a personal journey the whole
ozzy osborne thing like i've just lived the whole, like, thing of the funeral, the family, like, I watched their first podcast afterwards, the Trump voicemail, like, I went through the whole thing, I, I, mad, crazy.
Anyway, Red Eye, are you a, are you a griper?
I mean, you sound like you're like Nick Fuentes, what's happening?
No, I've never watched any of his videos before
He's a virgin
I watch him all the time
He's a virgin, no?
He's a virgin
Oh, interesting, okay
I've got to doubt anyone
He's a virgin because he's a Catholic Jesuit
And Jesuits have to be virgins
You've got to fuck by the time you're 18
If you haven't had a fuck by the time you're 18.
If you haven't had to fuck by the time you're 18,
you're fucking a gay retard.
I have friends that didn't hook up with people before they were 18.
Men or women?
Men and women.
Both? Okay, tell the women i'll flick their bean for them
sorry dude i couldn't help it
when when did we stop talking about flicking the bean can we not just get back to like flick the bean no take care of your woman we need that more women women have more kids like we need more kids in the world man people need to start flicking the bean again getting used to it i don't i didn't i didn't
know that about him i've just heard some of the crazy he says uh i don't think that it's helping
him the things he's saying helping him find a woman but i could be wrong and
maybe he's also not looking for one but now i was curious if uh it's not great i've only listened to
a few the nick the nick don't interrupt him i want to hear what he's saying no no i want i want
i want to get a young person's opinion here which is why i'm interrupting red eye listen
i've listened to nick fuentes and i've watched the documentary the most cancelled man in america
i've watched his whole thing so like i probably know about nick for about six or seven years okay
he's been well on the radar for six to seven okay he backtracked he he did stand up the peers on a few things but he backtracked on so
many things i thought he looked i thought that was a bad look for nick winters i don't know
any americans that might be like cheering like oh america versus like uk like piers wasn't great
like i'm not getting big enough peers and saying like oh this was like
epic like you know frost versus nixon like frost versus nixon is probably the most famous interview
of all time it was certainly wasn't at that level but like nick fuentes came across as like a little
at times so like he's talked about the holocaust which i have and i will still keep my
position and then he was like i think it could be more so like for people like me that's got my
views on the holocaust and about exactly what could have taken place how it could have taken place the
numbers the mechanics like the whole thing around it. Six million. In that amount of time.
In that way.
Like fallacy.
I've never changed my position.
Have I?
Was it too long ago?
Was it too long ago for us to care about what the Bolshevists did?
I mean, was that too long ago?
I keep saying.
How many times have I said,
don't talk to me about the Holocaust
until you're willing to have a fucking conversation about the fucking Bolsheviks?
So the Bolsheviks probably killed between 20 and 30 million Christians in Russia in the war
Anyone else think that the patsy that they're using for the Charlie Kirk murder looks autistic?
Wait a minute, before we jump ship though though you know what's interesting about that
is how the bolsheviks they got them to create the revolution and then the real hard yeah he doesn't
care he'll he'll he'll keep going no no the real hardcore communist marxists killed where they got
rid of the bolsheviks so like even though this is entirely true about what the bolsheviks did once the bolsheviks had
done the dirty work the hardcore marxist communists got rid of them killed them all how red i
sorry i was just uh i was trying to give myself a little time my dog's making a ton of noise over
here uh isn't didn't bonnie blue get arrested over by where you're at robo she got arrested
no bali in in barley
So we'll talk about this in a minute. I want to ask you a question about your woman
Can I ask you a question about your woman though? It was just a press thing. I don't they had no intention on keeping her
They're like she's a treasure
They're sending her back out there
Give you give you woman give you woman red-eye the one that's just fucked off
Give her a score out of 10 or be honest beyond
Be absolutely honest from looks to dress the personality to aura
Like everything give out a score out of 10 for me as closure
He's struggling on yeah
It's seven
Yeah, six and a half to seven. I's seven yeah six and a half to seven i think it's very
respectful that is so funny i swear to god i literally was like he's gonna say seven i was
looking at andrew i'm like he's gonna say she's a she's a seven i think i think the gap between
a six and a half and a seven says something so i think she's probably more leaning towards a six
but he's trying to be kind is what i would say she's uh she's got a lot of the hallmarks of uh
very beautiful women uh and things that people generally want in a woman uh
yeah i don't know i'll leave it at that but i'm i'm kinder of the mindset of like look was it a good ride like like after you know afterwards
because i've been through loads i mean i'm wrecked me i'm on the rubbish eat me
with my teeth but i am like like wasn't a good ride
there's no regrets right like there's no regrets Like, was it a good ride at the time?
It was fun
It's not gonna be like a comeback
I mean, there's no comeback here, right?
That's finished, right?
Yeah, no, I mean, we're still friends
But no, this is it
He came over
And Opanani was a little too stinky
And he was like, nope, this is not gonna work for me today, baby
Do you know, men have gotta not chase women
Telling you, you've gotta just like
You gotta wait three days after the period
And make sure it's all cleared out, you know
I think the days of chasing women are over
And I think you've gotta like
Make the woman like think you're
like mysterious and be like oh i need a bit of that action like telling you i'm convinced this
is the way forward now is that like you're saying i should start speaking like you like with an
accent no no you just like ignore them but like then you like flash a look and you're like i would
you know yeah that look i would like that's all you
need is the look throw him some doomy eyes i would i i would i mean like i said when bay
bands had the straight hair the other week i looked at the picture i was like i would i'm sorry andrew
no i told andrew i was like yeah he only says i look nice when i have straight hair racist
i love it.
How bad are you coming to me?
He's just used to the Asians
at this point.
I've got yellow.
I think your curly hair looks nice.
He does have yellow fever.
I've got yellow fever and there's no cure here.
You're an Asian man.
Do you know them eyes man them
Slanty little fucking
Whisper eyes that they've got. I don't know b-bands before we get pedro in very quickly though
Did I talk to you about the horse face versus moon face or not before?
Um, I yeah, actually did I talk about you have okay. Yeah, so you've got a moon face
And you know as a man i'm attracted to moon faces. I'm not attracted to horse faces like
All women come in two categories red-eye, right? They've got either the horse face
Or the moon face, you know what I mean?
Dude, I got a sharp ass chin if you look at my chin
that thing is freaking pointed that just like like the bouncy castle for people's balls
it's like the bouncy castle
oh pedro stop this conversation right now.
Good morning, brother.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm laughing my ass off, eh?
No, this is good.
One thing I'd like to say, you can't rate a girl 7 out of 10.
Like Stifler said, rate out of 10, you can never choose 7.
It's either going to be a 6 or an 8.
Come on, what was it?
6 or an 8?
It would probably be closer to 6.
Here we go.
It proves true.
It proves true.
But you guys were talking about some real random stuff
about Nick Fuentes before.
Oh, yeah.
I asked Robo if he saw the Fuentes-Pierce Morgan interview.
I didn't get to watch the full thing.
I just saw some of the clips, you know, where he's saying some wild shit.
I watched the whole thing, and it was good.
And I watch Nick Fuentes all the time.
I don't know why.
He's a fucking weirdo.
But I enjoy his fucking weirdness. He's a cook. He's a cook though. He's a cook.
Nick Nick Fuentes is not like he's so far
Fetched from what we need. I mean, no, no, he's a baby. No, no, right. Hear me out what I'm about to say very quickly.
He is, he is, and he's small.
No, he's nearly 30. He's nearly 30.
You've got to realize this dude, this dude was like, he got destroyed by Ben Shapiro.
No, no, hear me out.
Listen, Ben Shapiro, everyone's like, no, he's losing viewers. No one gives a shit about Benny right now.
He got canceled.
He's been putting up with shit since he was 17 years old.
He's had people turn up at his house trying to kill him.
He actually shot somebody outside of his house that turned up to his house. No, he didn't shoot her.
He sprayed pepper spray on her.
She was 75 years old.
She came over and she admitted she came to harass him.
She came to harass him.
There's a different situation.
There's a different situation.
There's another one where they actually killed the person
that tried to come and kill Nick Fuentes.
The guy that killed his whole family?
He's like the baby.
The one that went...
You know, where he illegally put some bodies under him, you know?
No, no, B-Banz is talking about what I...
B-Banz is talking about what I know about where the guy killed his family, then went to kill Nick Fuentes.
Wow.
That's a fucking packed night of activities.
The guy killed his family in Detroit?
Wasn't it Detroit Bay Bands, right?
Where he killed his family?
I don't know.
I mean, no.
His family lived far away.
And he drove to his family's house, killed them, and then drove all the way to Nick Fuentes to place it.
But we still haven't answered the question about whether the Patsy looks autistic
Does anyone else think that Tyler Robinson looks autistic because he does go before we move on? I've got me hand up
I'll put me on up and I just want to make a single singular point
we are relying on
people like Nick fuentes to educate and groom the next generation
of young white males we are in extreme trouble and difficulty nick fuentes is not who i would
personally as an educator is like a lifelong scholar as like someone who really
does actually give a about the world and how it works and really like it's not biased but is
based on like all metrics like i'm the most biased person you'll ever meet in your life right
You'll ever meet in your life, right?
Nick for when there's is
certainly
Certainly not the answer. There are a little priest as a role model as a role model or I can like highly suggest like
50 fucking people like I would put on a pedestal like
Alex Jones Nick Funtes who's a better role model you think
well
you're trying to compare apples with battery acid
and we don't do
logical comparisons in English
isn't Alex Jones the one
that's the Sandy Hook
I mean yeah he messed up about Sandy Hook
but I mean he did
I mean a lot of other shit that he said
was true
I mean you find out years later everyone thought he was crazy so I mean I a lot of other shit that he said was true. But before we go down that rabbit hole.
I mean, we find out years later, everyone thought he was crazy.
So, I mean, I don't know.
I mean, Nick Fuentes has a lot of stuff that's true too.
No, no, but before we go down the rabbit hole.
Oh, I mean, that's why I listen to him sometimes.
He's a weirdo, but he's interesting.
Before we go down the rabbit hole, like I say,
I don't want to compare apples with battery acid.
Like, when you're talking about Fuentes, you're talking about like targeting a certain demographic right like alex
jones his demographic will be a lot like far wider than it would be with uh nick fuentes like you've
really you really need to understand like what i'm trying to get so when he talked about hitler being cool
as right i'll give you a quick example have i got issues with the holocaust yes i have why because
from 1915 onwards six million jews like under threat or blah blah blah was being mentioned
in the papers like you've got no idea there's all these old publications
like where you can actually go and say like that's all archived and it's all evidential
like none of this is rhetoric right from 1915 onwards the six million figure was bandy bandied
about all over we already know about what was added like the the chimneys that were added to our switch afterwards
we all know like the numbers of like what it takes to get rid of that amount of human beings
to actually get rid of six million human beings is a monumental like labor intensive like every
loads of the experts loads of the experts articulate very
clearly how they think it's between about 450 and about 600 000 now when you look at the
evidential stuff admit that kind of makes sense right now on one side, like, this is what I thought was weird, how Fuentes has questioned the Holocaust, but when Piers, like, pushed him, he denied it and said he thought there was more.
And I was like, I don't know, I'm in a bro, for years you've been saying, like, the Holocaust is like bullshit.
Like, not to the extent that I have been.
Like, we do acknowledge, like, a lot of people were killed.
But it's certain 600 000 maybe 700 might
be the top estimate certainly not 6 million certainly not a 10x on how many were actually
killed right like that is a fallacy like it's pretty much almost scientifically being proven
at this point like on one hand he's like no i think it was more and i get the two going conjunction
he he's saying i think he killed like eight million that's what when i said i think he killed
eight million and then he's like hila was cool as fuck so like the the message is so fucked
like that was like i'm not gonna say it was one of pia's best because i thought he was a player but i thought he let
i thought he let fuentes as someone who followed him for a few years right six seven years like i've been saying
and bearing in mind he did not get arrested or anything for january the 6th
so you're all saying fuentes oh yeah and they had that video of him saying
storm the thing this is our this is our capital or some like that like a weirdo
piers questioned him on that and he said well i got questioned but you know
and i was like dude he's a fed he is a fed not so I don't know what happened with the Piers interview,
because think about it.
How can you constantly, for the last couple of years,
talk shit on the Holocaust and be like,
nah, it's bullshit, blah, blah, blah.
Then, all of a sudden, you're going to Piers Morgan,
and you're like, well, I think it was probably 8 million,
I think it was more.
I'm listening and I'm going.
So, look, he knew the Holocaust thing was coming up
and he didn't want to argue it.
He was like, his whole thing was apathy towards it.
He was like, I don't give a fuck about the Holocaust.
It's not relevant to us.
We're sick and tired of being bashed over the head with,
oh, you can't say this, you can't say that. oh he started when he started when he started
me mom me dad guy that said this story wait a minute he failed at the beginning
he failed at the beginning he failed right at the beginning peers right at the beginning put
him right on the spot and he said, right, is your dad a racist?
And he played the clips back where he's like, oh, my dad would say, like, you can't go to Applebee's
Or like this because of the black paperwork and that
Like, dude, like, like I say, I'm not going to say it's one of Piers' best performances
That's a racial stereotype I've never heard of before.
Oh, man, it was ridiculous.
Oh, my God, Tyler Robinson has a lazy eye.
I just saw it.
Holy shit.
That was yesterday's news.
I just noticed it.
I just noticed it because I was, like, watching videos
because you were talking about something that wasn't piquing my interest
at the moment, and then I fucking noticed.
All right, well, what are we talking about? Yeah, he just appeared in court for the first time yesterday right how to tell your friend he's boring without telling your friend he's boring
it's like oh well you were talking about something that didn't pay me interest or like i looked at
the lazy eye you attempted murderer yeah i mean this was the It's a good show. Do you think he's going to actually get, you know, this put on him?
Like, do you think he's going to get charged with all this stuff?
Unless he kills himself in jail by accident.
How can he get off?
I don't know.
I don't think he's going to get off.
Because here's the thing.
If he gets off, it makes Erica Kirk look like a liar.
Because she's already forgiven.
The widow has handpicked who the murderer is.
And she's already said that she's forgiven the murderer of her husband.
Even though there was no trial and no one knows for sure.
At least in a week after, yeah.
So now she's already said it. It's done. So he has to go down for it. If not, she can never become
either vice president or J.D. Vance's wife or president of the United States.
You know, there's so much.
She's going to be the only one that's actually allowed in court she's the victim's representative
in court so
Erica can go into court
but there's still not going to be any
cameras
any media whatsoever
you know what's so funny
but she asked for that
she wanted cameras
let there be cameras
let them see true evil
now she's going to be representative witness for the victim.
And now no cameras allowed, even though that's what she's saying that she wanted.
That's why it just looks like if she keeps talking, it's going to look like she's lying.
She's lying.
Whether or not she's intending on being deceitful.
Whether or not she's intending on being deceitful.
When was the original Mancurian Candidate?
So Red Eye is always in front of the computer, normally.
He's checking his stash.
Red Eye in front of the computer or not?
Early 80s, wasn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
He's checking his stash.
When was the first movie the mancurian candidate
uh pedro's right probably around the 80s early the mid-80s 59.
the man the first mancurian candidate was 59. yep black and white black and white they did a remake so they did a remake in the 80s isn't there is a donald
sutherland so this one was the 59 one was by richard condone uh let's see oh wait wait
there was a big one candidate novel has twice been adapted into a feature film the first is mentoring candidate 62
oh sorry the 59 was the book 62 was the first movie uh and then there was another one in 2004.
that's right that's right yeah exactly so the the second one is like you know the the beefed up like
modern version but the original i'm sure it's don sutherland i might be wrong i'll have to go and have a look because 62 sounds a little bit early for keithers the two or the 62 one had
john frankenheimer lawrence harvey frank sinatra angela lansbury that's right frank sinatra exactly
the original one the classic i mean the new warhead jonathan dem or demi
leave schreiber denzel washington meryl streep
so that's just i mean they've been telling you since 1962 what they're doing
so this is like post world war ii era and this is like the pretty how they always want to tell you what they're doing in the movies like they always want to like give it away like oh this is like post world war ii era and this is like the pre-you know how they always want to
tell you what they're doing in the movies like they always want to like give it away like oh
this is going to happen or this is going to happen in the movies the man curie in canada is a classic
example it's a brilliant movie there's a couple of brilliant movies from back in the day that
you all should watch the 39 steps is another one did you know that i haven't seen the main
terrain candidate have you seen the 39 steps before red eye or not i have not oh bro savage
i mean you're talking like i say i think it might have been even pre uh it might have been 1930s
no no it was well after that we might have been 1950 1950s. The 39 Steps is a classic. I think it's got Richard Attenborough's brother in it, David Attenborough.
But the 39 Steps is another one. But the Mancurian Candidate, people should watch it and understand how politics is working right now.
There's been breeding these kids since the 50s and 60s for fucking political power look at Obama
Oh my god, you think Katy Perry is gonna have a baby with Justin Trudeau?
She's like 40
She can still have a baby, it's not dried yet
A slag
No, it doesn't die after 40
Well fuck you, first of all, I put mine out of order
Anyways
Katy Perry's a slag right nobody likes her like remember when
she went into space the slag she's got some let's say if she got in a car wreck she's got her own
airbags you know what i'm saying the slag though, I wouldn't spit on her if she was on fire. She's a fucking slag, Katy Perry, man.
Proper devil worshipper. Oh, we lost law war. You're probably a Katy Perry fan.
See, I can't. Like, I mean, I can't. I would have to put somebody out if they were on fire. The screams would be unbearable.
I have a conscience, even if I hated them. But anyways, back to you, Robo.
Do you agree she's a slag though? No?
She is. Robo, you're telling me when you saw her- Who's a slag though? No? She is.
When you saw her go to the atmosphere in that Blue Origin thing, you weren't just amazed at her, you know, everything she did?
When she got out and she gets to ground, eh?
Slag.
Yeah.
Well, I almost want to say she went to space but i don't think it's
considered space i think it's just low earth orbit it's considered the outer atmosphere right
space man pleb off man didn't even have a mask on man what you thought about slag i'm telling you i didn't like i hate katie perry me
Hear that listen listen to the firmament almost
Didn't katie perry didn't katie perry and russell brand have a little thing a while back
Yeah, they were married he cheated on her because he had a sex addiction no and then they broke up
He found out it was a slag he found out she was a slug so he left her?
Not stuck?
No, no.
He was like,
I can't have sex with whoever I want while I'm married to you?
Oh man.
And then that's why they got divorced.
And then after he got divorced,
he found Jesus.
What about P.S. Morgan?
His wife went off for a week to go and fuck with her.
Is that true?
Because I thought that was like pretend.
I thought that was like pretend news.
Is that real?
Piers Morgan's wife is like a...
That's what I heard.
I saw the messages and the tweets and stuff that she like...
And the Instagram
Mommy's gonna play, and it has like the pool boy
And then there's this guy like
Muscular by the, you know, like with
Soapies on him and stuff, I'm just
I noticed him, you know
You just see Robo in the background of the pool
Yeah man, England is the sex fucking
Capital of the world, man
Fucking I grew up where all the neighbors were all fucking
Swinging and all at the world, put the car keys And the the ball and fucking aim on this is what the shit that we grew like
i'm not gonna know what i i didn't listen i didn't know about that stuff i didn't know that stuff was
real like for real real until i came out to where i live because people are bored as hell and there's
a very few of them and everybody's hanging out a little bit too much weirdo bill gates in his prenup with his wife was allowed one week per year to also
go out with his ex-girlfriend to spend one week per year with his ex. It was in their prenup Is there a clause for venereal diseases?
But your woman, your woman, the boy, wait a minute
I don't know, but she ended up getting rid of him because he hung around Epstein too much
Exactly, so she got rid of him, right? Melinda got rid of him the minute that the epstein stuff came out and i mean you've got to think the epstein stuff came out with their gates around about 2018 19 right proper mainstream
she got rid of them in a heartbeat who else got divorced it was a good move who else got divorced
jeff bezos uh what about prince uh andrew oh he's the biggest pedo ever i've told you he's the Jeff Bezos What about Prince Andrew?
Oh, he's the biggest pedo ever
I've told you, he's the biggest like
No, no
They stripped him of his freaking
Prince Andrew, I've got a thing with Prince Andrew, right?
He's not a prince anymore
His title's been stripped, his name's just Andrew now
We call him Andrew
The girl that he fucked was 17 years old
No, no
Hear me out, hear me out there though When he was there in Thailand The girl that he fucked was 17 years old. No, no. She was 17 years old.
Hear me out.
Hear me out here, though.
When he was here in Thailand.
When he was 17 is not illegal.
When he was here in Thailand, though.
It's not illegal in the UK.
It's not illegal.
In New York, it's not illegal.
When Andrew was here, though.
Where was it as illegal?
When Andrew was.
I know I might be sick.
How many
drinky pools you had, Pedro?
A couple of drinky pools.
It's not illegal.
It's seriously not illegal, is it?
They might have changed.
They might have changed because I know
at least in South Carolina,
the age of consent is 16.
City 2 of the states is 16 or less.
Yeah,
I think South Carolina is 16.
The UK is definitely 16.
Maybe the island is different.
The island might be different.
I don't know.
Is the St.
Kitts,
is that a British colony or like,
is it a British Island or is that technically U S territory or like its it a british island or is that technically u.s territory or like its own thing
i'm saying kids is a british overseas territory yes okay that's what i figured it was but like
i'm just saying that everybody in thailand right everybody in thailand knows that prince andrew when he came here for the king's uh jubilee in 2004 2005 whatever it was
he slept with over 40 40 different women in his hotel room in two and a half days
like every me everybody knows every hour he was having a new girl talk to his room me shit, everybody in ours, every fucking hour,
he was having a new girl fucking
tore his room.
Like, the Thais all talk about it, yeah.
Trust me, the Thais love to talk shit.
Now that's impressive.
Now try and use the same
sort of
deductive powers
that you did for the Jews in World War II.
And tell me if it's possible for him to fuck 40 people in his hotel in two days.
Man, a parallel is almost one.
One an hour.
A parallel is almost one.
He made him go on you late 40 times, dude.
That's impossible.
If he got on the nose.
There's no way somebody didn't catch something.
Somebody, something got got passed Somebody caught something
Maybe that he's not gonna he won't know for you know
A few months because sometimes it takes a couple
You know a couple months to kick in
Gross if you're gonna on tour
Or like if you're gonna
Because you'll not find it on the archive right
If you're gonna tour though you'll find
Like the stories like the
Archived shit and stuff and I'm Fucking telling you Like the total you'll find like the stories like the archived and stuff
and i'm telling you like the the talk like the concierge and everything like a girl an hour
was like getting passed through his room like this guy is a degenerate i mean his wife that ginger
cow like have you seen the state of her, man, with what happened?
You know, the fucking foot-licking photos back in the 90s and all that?
Like, the state of that ginger cunt.
Like, bro, what's he doing with a ginger growler in the first place?
I mean, who's going to go near a ginger pussy?
I ain't being funny.
Look, I'm not racist or biased like if your
pussy's ginger you're definitely biased don't even if i'm taking offense to this robo no well black
flaps and everything are welcome but like if your pussy's ginger i'm probably gonna take a u-turn
is all i'm saying like i'm not trying to exaggerate it like but
if your pussy's like a carrot i'm probably gonna u-turn on you i'm sorry darling this is like a
you're you're uh myth mythologizing or whatever the fucking right word would be uh what uh the vagina looks like for
women with the red hair i think you're slightly misunderstood about what's there
well it's not going to be fucking black fucking dreadlocks is it i mean it's not
they might get uh dude i've fucked might get Dude, I fucked a redhead
I fucked a redhead
And a pussy was ginger
I mean, I did
Laura Togan years ago
When I was like about 15 or so
He like names her
He fucking names her on a record
She's not going to be listening to Rack of Firm
In her fucking 40s
Kiss and tell, man
She's not going to be listening to Raka Feminine 40s
Just in case anybody forgot
Laura Togan wasn't it?
No Dogan
He's asking me about
This is the right name
Let me pronounce it
I can give you the spelling
I can give you the Latin root word
For her last name
I mean didn't get me wrong she had a nice
carpet right but like dude in the dark it's okay in daylight i cannot be dealing with it i cannot
it's like you're chewing chucky's head off or something you're not chucky you're like it's
like you're biting chucky's head or something like it doesn't look it's not a good look bro ginger fannies ginger pussy you can keep a set of set
of hair clippers you know right next to the better you know in the bathroom like if you're ready to
give yourself a buzz cut same thing bro i did not i did not have a woman though like i've never done
it before i mean i have shaved didn't get me wrong with me i've lived with for like when you know but when you're getting it on i have shaved right
women before but and carefully as well i'm not i'm not a neanderthal but i've shaved women before but
on like a first or second date or something you're just getting hot and heavy you know you're getting
into it and then you pull like you pull your woman's knickers down, and then you pull the clippers out.
I think your woman's
going to have something to say.
I mean, B-mans,
let's just say you've only been on a couple of dates,
you're getting fresh and fruity,
heavy and horny.
I'm just picturing you at, like, a Thai
waxing salon or something,
and it's just like people are sitting down with
Robo to get their buttholes waxed, and it's just like people are sitting down with robo to get their
buttholes waxed and uh he's just seen it all yeah i've also robo never actually brought clippers
out into a bedroom it's like all right let's let's fix this up real quick oh i'm gonna give you a ball fade and tell you what you know when
you've been together a while or when you're getting that mood and you're like frisky and fruity and
that and i'll tell you what shaving a woman's funny is golden isn't it like it gives you this
like set like it's like an achievement on mount olympus you're like you're like i'm level seven
boss so like in life like i don't know you don't feel about life but you're like you're like, you're like, I'm level 7 boss, like in life, like, I don't know, you're so afraid about life, but you're like, you're like, literally, you're like, I was level 7 boss, man, like final boss, 11, 7, I'm moving on to level 8, you know what I mean, little slinky side shuffle.
I've never done that, Robo.
Why don't you just get hurt and do it?
Man, that's what I'm thinking.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
Bro, though. You just get her to do it. Fuck. Man, that's what I'm thinking. That's exactly what I was thinking. Brodo.
Do you know how hard it is not to miss a butt hair when you got to fucking turn into a pretzel?
Pedro, don't even.
I know you've never shaved your butt hair, so let's not, okay?
I'm saying what would you do it.
I'm saying let her do it.
Fuck.
I wouldn't know.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Let her do it.
Have you let a woman shave you?
Wait. I reckon, well, I'm going to ask Baybans the question.
So, like, that's a good point.
Baybans, you...
Yeah, be careful what you say.
You went zero dark 30. I can't hear you
Yeah he got cold feet
He's probably saying it right now but he doesn't realize that he's like not connected or he's lost connection
Because I can't hear him can you hear him?
No I can't hear anything
Oh now he's back now he's back
Okay he's back
Yeah start
Start from the beginning
Twitter closed down okay
So listen B-Bands
As a woman
It's your moral duty
For you
To shave your husband's nuts
Now I'm not on about
Anything else like the garden
Above you know the garden above
right he's willy that's his responsibility but the balls you should say to your husband
like let's pour it in there i just wait can i just make a comment you know the ice water you put the
balls in the ice water you know you shave your balls right you put that balls in the ice water so the shrivel up right and then when they're like little raisins
little tiny little peanuts right is that like you get the razor out you get the cream out and you
just whip it off really carefully obviously but you solely should be responsible For shaving your Husband's nuts
So that he can key bag you
At will
Like literally
I thought Rack FM you know was running out of
Unique takes and content
Okay so first of all
First of all I just
Have to say something
One I've never done that
Two Wait a minute Hold on no no just have to say something. One, I've never done that.
Two.
Wait a minute.
Hold on. No, no.
You talked enough. It's my turn. That's enough out of you.
That's enough. Which one have you not done with?
My son's in here. Shut up for a second.
Shut up. My son just talked in here.
Hey!
Listen, are you going to let
me finish?
She's got other people in the room now okay so what i'm saying is they're gonna but what i'm saying is unfortunately i hear what you're saying makes sense i'm not interested though
because when it grows back it's gonna be like fucking prickly pear. You know, nobody, nobody wants a prickly pear slapping them against the leg.
So what I'm saying right now is you're ridiculous and just leave it alone.
Oh, I use cream. I use cream me.
You like that messy smell, do you?
Wait, no, no, I use cream. Do you want me to get the cream I use on my balls?
I'll get the cream now
i'll send you the phone like do you no no you know wait a minute you know no no you i use v to me
i'll take a photo right now and send you i use it i mean i'm just picturing you no you don't have to
take a picture and send us yeah oh i love i love fresh balls the fresh balls the classman like when you got them spiders legs and that man
That's like crumbs. You know crumbs like you'll drop a crumb down there and it'll get stuck for two days
Robo doesn't realize how it's the fucking wait. First of all, why do you have crumbs?
Actually, I would actually go and see the doctor
See the doctor
No, he's cleaning out in between the sofa cushions, B-Bend
He's kind of fucking all sorts of crumbs and receipts and shit
Roll always comes under the seats
Roll always comes under the seats
That's where he hides them
Have you not read the twits the twits by roald doll
it's one of the best books in history like like roald doll was a genius like james and the giant
peach and all that right uh danny champion in the world but the twits is like one of the most
classic books you'll ever read like where the dudes get like cornflakes stuck in his beard
like i mean i don't know look i've never lied about this for
like three years four years something on spaces i mean like i'm a guy that likes to be pube free
i'm just putting that out there i like to be pube free i like to be like tight like i like to be
like i don't know like the arse is a weird one isn't it like read out the back of
your arse like hairs grow out like six inches long and you're like what the is this
like bob marley's come to say hello this morning like what what where i didn't want
getting stuck on me arse on that man like now have you ever gotten your ass waxed by a nice lady?
No, that's perverted that like that's
How is that way first of all everything we're talking about is perverted first of all second of all
You're getting your ass waxed. It's in two two rips
You don't have to be like and it's done and then you know what you can even if you want they're like
Hey, you got a little bleach, you know done. It's even it's even better
I think it's a great idea. You could get it darkened. You can get it darkened or you can get it lightened
Do you know what I want to get it darkened?
You know what?
You know the one thing
Do you know the one thing do you know the one thing b bands i'll never understand though right is the power of the
teabag like so like you can't expect like a woman to have a mouth full of balls right when the like
hair like i mean that's like putting a caterpillar in your woman's mouth or something, right?
Like, if you put like...
I mean, it's called teabagging for a reason.
Because it's nice and shiny on the outside.
And it's glistening and blah, blah, blah.
What do your teabags look like? Are they shiny?
Even at 50
They're smooth as marbles
You can always tell Red Eye
He's the youngest one of the gang
Because he's always making fun of like serious situations
Like we're trying to have a serious conversation
About the art of teabagging
And he's like
So Red Eye you know about the funniest teabag
This is far from fucking a serious conversation
Oh man I'm telling you We're weighing the pros and cons of teabagging about the funniest tea bag story. This is far from fucking a serious conversation. Oh, man.
I'm telling you.
We're weighing the pros and cons of teabagging the merits
and, you know.
Quickly pairs.
So, Red Eye, you remember the story?
Red Eye, you remember the story about the kid,
the backpacker in Sydney,
getting teabagged off the Jack Russell or not?
You remember when I told this story before we had that?
Yeah.
Bro.
Like, this was kicking around Australia inia in like uh on the you know before we had iphones way back in the day you know
and i've never like on the old sony erickson walkman phones and that motorola razors and
that i was like this video bro like i've never seen anything like it in my life. I get a serious question for you, Robo.
What do you think about a straight razor shave?
I mean, not just like a single blade, but like an old school straight razor shave.
You ever done that?
Yeah, Dan.
I mean, I couldn't go near any private parts with one of them.
Oh, no.
Even on my chin.
No, I don't care how much of a master of a no no no but i dude i think i
think they're amazing but i also think they're a craft i like my face i shave my face pretty
regularly so i like a straight razor personally single thing you will have been using one of them fucking, you know, the three ring things.
The three ring?
No, I'm not.
The electric shavers, like with the three rings.
I know of Manscaped. Yeah.
That's like the most popular one.
Like the Norelco ones?
I use, I've got a Mr. Cool.
I use it every day.
So I shave every day now because before, what I've realized out in Thailand is that my beard started going like grey and hard.
So it wasn't that I didn't like like a beard or a bit of a beard or growth.
It was just that it went hard, like brick hard and I was like, ugh.
And then a wet shave was painful.
So what I do is I'll do them dry shaves with electric razor every day and then
once a week i'll do a wet shave because me do me like i'm i'm oh i'm feeling it now like i don't
know like i me me hair maybe me hair's going through a turbulent time maybe it thinks it's
like trans or something like that me me chin hair and it doesn't
agree with me head hair because i'm i'm black on me head but i'm white on me beard so them two
are written disagreement right but then it's like it's gone very fibrous and very like
so that when i shave it like it's always got a problem with me Like whenever I shave me fucking chin
Me chin always like
Has to like take like a deep breath
And be like we have to start again
Don't we and I'm like yeah
So I guess
You gotta pull the skin taut
You pull your skin taut
You know and then shave
What's kind of funny is me pubes are fucking gingy
You know
Listen we just got another listener here Like maybe we can just like And then shave. What's kind of funny is me pubes are fucking gingy, you know?
Listen, we just got another listener here.
Like, maybe we can just, like, not talk about what we were talking about before.
I've got black hair. We've already passed that.
It's time for serious talk.
I've got black hair, gray beard, and ginger pubes.
I am fucking...
I want to be serious.
I don't even know what's happening.
I mean, not explain to me.
I'm supposed to be the one figuring this out.
Now, what about Caroline Levitt?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much of a growler?
I would fuck the living.
I would fuck the living deal like that.
We know that's just, you're compensating for something.
I would murder her Fucking growler
I would absolutely butcher the life
Out of her
She's sexy as fuck
She's a one inch
She's a great little turn
But she's going to give you sass though
Throughout the whole thing
Exactly
That's what I want
I'm not complaining Throughout the whole thing, you know? Exactly. That's what I want.
I'm not complaining.
Do you like to be slapped?
Like, in the heat of the moment, all of a sudden, he's got a really nice, hard slap across your face?
I bet you he likes his legs throwing back to his head and his butthole leg.
Oh, you like a woman to pin your legs back, Robo.
All the best sex is these bipolar bitches, man. But, like, the live with them it can't be a continuous thing you just need like in your
life as a man you just need to go and bang like 40 bipolar and die like that's your job as a man
right now it's like that sounds like a bad suggestion.
I mean, to be fair, though, women like B-Bands are very few and far between.
Like normal fucking bitches.
Do you know what I mean?
Like very few and far between, like Andrew, right?
Just a normal bitch, right?
Does bitch shit. I don't know.
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With medication.
But it's natural.
Yeah, it's not prescribed, though.
You can garden it yourself.
Say, though,
Bay Bands is comfortable in the court of opinion,
though, right? Which is the difference.
Is that, like, all these, like, there's loads of bitches that, like, you can't even say
something, like, some bitch will put on, like, an outfit or something and she'll be like, oh, what are you loads of bitches that like you can't even see it. Something like, some bitch will put on like an outfit
or something and she'll be like, oh, what are you?
And you'll be like, that doesn't really look too good.
Like it's a bit like tight there or like,
some bitches lose their fucking mind
when you even like give one negative comment, right?
No, no, my husband will not let me leave the house
if I look like a bobo
No, he will be like, um
I'll be like does that does it he's like are you gonna change like that doesn't match her like that doesn't really flow
right and I feel good because I don't want to look like a retard when I go outside, you know, we got black eye once
Does he ever say it to you like, oh what is it like camel toe Tuesday?
Like is that how he like addresses like your choices like is it camel toe Tuesday?
I've not gotten any complaints
So he doesn't
Fairly
Did you say the pants?
Did you say the pants that Target made With a camel toe built in or not
To the pants oh my god I was dying
Like oh my god I was sick
I wanted to puke
Really?
They're not in the kids' section are they?
Probably
You know what it's like a little sweater
Because it gets really cold outside
So getting a little extra padding on there Is nice it's like you got a little puffy jacket you know what it's like a little sweater because it gets really cold outside so getting a little extra padding on there is nice
It's like you got a little puffy jacket, you know, keep it warm
That's that's gonna be the most disgusting thing on earth or if you see a woman and she's got pants on
Whatever you call them over there in america leggings or whatever yoga pants, whatever
And there's lips like yeah look look we
love lips but like we don't want to see them at the dinner table if that's if that's the best way
i can put it like i'm trying to be nice like we love a lip we love them when the comes off
and the lips are like bang in your face like hello daddy.
But like apart from that, we want to see some smooth runway.
Like we want to be able to take out a meet other people.
We do not like lips in public are disgusting.
Like I can't.
No, you know what I find it disgusting?
When women only leave
the house wearing leggings all the fucking time. I fucking hate that shit. Always wearing leggings
everywhere they go. It's the laziest, most ugh thing that I fucking see. Put some jeans on.
I mean, pick a different type of pant, maybe. But why do you always have to wear leggings?
We're not in the fucking gym. We're not at the goddamn gym have some fucking self-respect
Imagine a dude is walking around all the time with fucking tights and then fucking workout clothes. You're gonna be like
Not not for me, you know, I have a little self-respect, bro, you know
Well anyways, how did we ever lose alpha growth as a sponsor?
Because we talked about the muslims and the ukrainians and then he hired
a muslim and the ukrainian so i got the analysis you talked about you got about 30 percent of the
time talking about uh growlers 20 of the time talking about lips and then the rest of it it's a lot of israel and muslims so i'll i'm not
different direction i'm not yet i'm not yet i'm gonna tell you an absolute truthful story right
now it's recorded and i don't want to care right the day before brian cancelled we got followed off their new bd like so there was this like ukrainian woman followed us right
and liked like a couple of like the last spaces like they're like i was like oh she likes us like
and then the next day he's like nah bro we have to end this and i thought oh my goodness so no comment
absolutely no comment on a on a lighter note we're talking about women's struggles
i've got one of me own and red eye i don't know about year but every morning cannot be tamed
they try to tame you you can't every morning i know fuck who's tamed raccoons raccoons can't be
yeah yeah they're like people are they're trying to freaking domesticate them and shit and bring them in their homes
They're our trash pandas, they're there to clean up the mess
Okay?
You see, they're becoming domesticated recently, they found through evolution that the noses are getting shorter than that
There was a science girl released this the other day
Raccoons are becoming domesticated
Like, they're getting longer,oppier ears, they're getting
Shorter noses, it's this whole thing
It's been trending on the interweb this week
Wait a minute
Can they procreate with like
Cats or dogs?
No, no, no
No, no, no
I was just checking, I mean that would be kind of
Imagine a dog coon
A dog raccoon
No, the sausage don't fit in the hole, the sausage doesn't fit in the roll, like, not at all
Like, there's no sausage roll going on there, like, like, at all
But I'll tell you what's been annoying me
Fucking every morning, I mean, I do wake up for a piss in the middle of the night
Probably, normally twice
Maybe about two o'clock maybe about like four o'clock
but i'm waking up in the morning and i've got the most raging hard on like you've got any idea this
is like the brooklyn bridge i'm carrying around this weapon i don't even know where it's come
from it's massive right and it's because i need a piss and then i have to go and you have to like piss backwards like so
imagine sitting down we can't sit down because your rages are massive right so you have to like
do this like weird like crouchy bendy angle thing where this weapon can come down the toilet and then when it's going down and you're like your
knees are buckling and you're bent and you're like oh jesus christ almighty what's going on
here i mean i didn't want to put a hand on the toilet seat so you're trying to suspend yourself
because you know if you put your hand on the toilet seat you know you know what i'm talking
about you don't want to put your hand on there like that's why you sit or whatever right but
and then you and then it takes like at least another five minutes to get down and you're like you're in bits you
put the hot water on for the kettle and you're like you know i'll put jb news on or something
on the morning because i'm like over in asia so i'm like i was behind you know the rest of the world
world and i'm sick of it like i'm i'm sick of having these bent over
cocked down backwards pisses on the toilet because i've got a rager i mean i get the fact
a rager stops you from pissing the bed i get that so i'm happy you know i haven't got that problem yet but oh my god it ain't fun because you'll
wake up and you're dying oh you're gonna explode your bowels are gonna explode but you gotta
raise you got a weapon and like you don't know what to do and you just have to point the weapon
down the toilet and you have to let go and then oh the pleasure i'm feeling it now and now i'm
gonna have to go through this in the morning every every day now i never used to have this when i was younger and that's an older thing and i know
i might happen to use once in a while like i'm hitting 50 and it's every day now every day it's fucking half past seven 20 past seven and i'm just waking up and i'm just like
fucking bent over like forcing this fucking like metal hose pipe down into the fucking toilet like
like i've got some golem looking creature i don't know i'm done in my head is fucking done in with
this right now i might be the only man in the room because I'm like 50 and I fart dust.
I owe Jesus for a layaway.
I mean, I'm pretty old.
I'll probably fuck your mother.
But like, you know what I mean?
Andrew's freaking dying right now.
Mr. B-Bands is fucking dying right now.
If he's had the hard cock problem like that that way like thing
is you can't face the toilet because you're gonna gun aerial arboreal you're gonna be pulling on
your blinds and putting the phone yeah no but you sit down there, no. No, you don't sit down. You've got to squat.
You can't, but you can't do.
You can't get your dick in the pot.
No, you dick in the pot.
Why don't you just pee in the bathtub
and fucking take a shower at the same time?
Get two birds stoned at once, and it's done.
I live in the wet room.
I'm not...
Are you saying I've got to piss down the same place
I take a shit?
You dirty bastard.
No, listen, listen, listen to me.
It does...
First of all, it's crazy.
Second of all, what you do is you get a spray bleach if you're so grossed out
and you spray the shower after you fucking took your shower and you peed and you showered.
They say it's very, very healthy.
I think you need to pee on yourself a little bit.
I feel sick. I feel sick.
I feel sick.
I can't even stop.
You shouldn't feel sick.
You literally smoked weed that fell in the toilet that had your urine on it and dried it out and smoked it.
So you, of all people, should not be grossed out by freaking putting bleach where you pee.
That's not even a big deal.
I can't stand it.
No, no.
I'm really like pedantic
About everything like this you got any
Idea any anything
Yo if I visited robo
In thailand I'd pee on his floor
I would go
Listen it's a joke but I would
Go in the bathroom in the bathtub
I do in the bathtub and I would I would just not even
Like I would go not even I would go
Fucking mental
I would lose
Oh you would forgive me, you would be mad
You would forgive me, you would shut up
I'm fine with some bodily like fluids
And that right, if you like put your finger on your nose
And I glow and you like scrub it out
Some shit out of your nose, like I'm alright with that
But anything that comes out bodily fluid wise
I'm gonna have a real problem with like like a real problem like serious problem like
even if i get a little bit cum on me hand man honestly i have the brillo pad
like scrubbing it like like i'm getting well you sound like a little bit of a lunatic but
that's okay we all have our things. It's fine.
So that's why I'm not happy about this, like, pissing backwards.
Like, it's fucking painful and all, you know?
When you're that busting that you've got to go, but you, like, got a weapon on you.
Like, it's not what I mean by a weapon when a man's fucking proper weaponed up, right?
Listen, I gotta go because my family's waking up and they can hear some of the fucked up shit we talk about.
Gotta go!
It's time for me to go. I'm gonna eat.
See you later.
I've got a good morning, Red Eye.
I love you.
It was a good start to the morning.
Pedro expects nothing
else, right? Pedro expects exactly
what he gets, right?
Always glad to have you around, Pedro.
I doubt Pedro's going to remember this conversation.
It's on replay, Pedro.
Next space, let's talk about crypto, okay?
Take care.
You know what we should do?
We should do a timer
How long it takes us before we fucking derail
Shall we do a s**t while we take a bet
On how long it is before you talk about Candice
No, we don't have to take a bet
Because I'm gonna fucking do it
It's current events
Why would you tell me not to talk about current events
Insane
Sis, goodnight I love you loads, right?
Take care, darling.
Take care now. Bye-bye.
Red Eye, me little fucking KKK
brother down there in SC.
Take care, right?
And Red Eye's offended that you wouldn't
go down on a scary, okay?
Hey, man, he's fucking class, Red Eye.
He's a bit behind the ears, but he's fun class.
Anyway, take care, Red Eye, take care, baby.
