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RAC FM 🦝 Sponsored by Alphagrowth.io | The 51st State 😎
Recorded: April 16, 2025 Duration: 2:18:52Space Recording
Short Summary
In a lively discussion, participants explored the intersection of politics and crypto, highlighting AOC's impressive fundraising efforts, the implications of immigration policies on market dynamics, and the growing trend of regulatory scrutiny in the crypto space.
Full Transcription
All right, peeps, all right, peeps, all right, peeps, GM, GM, GM, is rock fm of course of course it is wednesday the 16th of april 2025
and we're coming to you live and direct the 51st state there's a lot of shit going on right now
isn't there holy fuck i would not want to be Leticia James right now, but we'll
get to that. We'll get to it. Anyway,
peeps, let me DM.
Hit a few people up.
We should have B-Bans coming in. We should have Red Eye
coming in. We should have
a little decent little show
today. Let's see. I don't even know.
Finn's been to bed yet.
Finn's burning
the midnight oil, I think we could say there, like, uh...
But never mind about that. Finn's Finn, isn't he?
And, you know, nobody's, uh, saying anything to that kid like.
He just does what he fucking wants, doesn't he?
Does what it says on the tin, people.
Does what it says on the tin.
Oh, he's your woman.
He's your woman.
Their 51st state. Here we come.
Let's go, B- go be bad let's fucking go
i haven't even dm'd anyone darling i've just like kicked it off monologue there we go bang we're in let's dm a few people let's get this out there let's fucking go i told you i'd record it
fucking go. I told you I'd
record it. And I told you
it called the 51st state, right?
Good morning, Rock
FM. 69.42
coming in your ears.
Five days a week. I just wanted to
say it.
Have you been rehearsing that on? You've been rehearsing
that when you took the run up there, didn't you?
I just said it just like you say it.
I know you did.
It was perfect. It was perfection.
Usually I do 420.69
and then it's wrong. It's backwards.
I know you're always a bit topsy-turvy
on that one. I never know where that
comes from.
I don't know.
Do you know built-in retardation where
something's like...
Yes, you know a lot about that shit.
Yes, explain to me about
built-in retardation do it i just want to hear all about it well i don't know how to explain
it because with me it was pre-programmed at the factory when they created me
like like shane gillis where he said that that that He didn't get full blown
Because he has family members who are
Have Down Syndrome and stuff
He didn't get it but he got nicked
Shane Gillis is so funny
He said that she was so funny
Didn't he create a coffee shop
Or something? Shane Gillis created like a coffee shop
To give like the retards
Jobs and that right?
yeah to get people on the yeah yes i think so i don't know maybe and tank is here
family created like a like they've got more than one now i think they've got about three or something
uh they create a coffee shop but they give retards like jobs i think it's genius They create a coffee shop They give retards jobs
I think that's pretty cool
I know
I mean, any retard can pull coffee
Like make coffee
There's so much more that can be done
People just have to give them jobs
I see it makes me sad
When I see families who have children
That are on the spectrum or have those issues, but they're not like taken care of well.
So they're, they're not, they're just kind of staying, they're not improving or, or getting better.
They just kind of keep them. locks him in the room because she doesn't want to deal with him like because he's being too belligerent and she doesn't have like the money to like pay for somebody to come and teach him how
to act and stuff and the kid's like 40. it's so sad have you heard of remploy have you heard of
remploy before you must know remploy right no all right okay r-r-e-m-p-l-o-y like remploy so remploy is like the like the i didn't want to
use the word like retard you know because they're not retards obviously it's down syndrome or
whatever but they like uh help the people like that with jobs so like you know if you've got
like a job in your in your factory that like pushing a brush you know i mean like sweeping the floor or
something they'll they'll give the job to like reemploy so like it's a job agency for people like
that it's a proper thing in england it's probably it's been a big thing for years reemployed huge
it's kind of nice but it's also like slave labor right why oh my mic was off and i was running to
the phone to like so i was gonna ask ren ren ploy so is it like why does they call it r-e-r-e-m-r-e-m-m for mother r-e-m-r-e-m-p-l-o-y-r-e-m-p-l-o-y-r-e-m-p-l-o-y-r-e-m-p-l-o-y-r-e-m-p-l-o-y-r-e-m-p-l-o-y-r-e-m-p-l-o-y-r-e-m-p-l-o-y-r-e-m-p-l-o-y-r-e-m-p-l-o-y-r-e-m-p-l-o-y-r-e-m-p-l-o-y-r-e-m-p-l-o-y-r-e-m-p-l-o-y-r-e-m-p-l-o-y-r-e-m-p-l-o-y-r-e-m-p-l-o-y-r-e-m-p-l-o-y-r-e-m-p-l-o-r-e-m-p-l-o-r-e-m-p-l-o-r-e-r-r-e-m-p-l-o-r-e-r-r-e-r-r-e-r-r-e-r-r-r-e-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r It's a bit shady like, I mean I know your man's not gonna be like air traffic control and that Like obviously, but you know what I mean? It's like
So here's the only thing that his mom got him to do
So he got him walking around town
He's been doing this for years and they call him Recycle Michael
He just goes around town and picks up all the recycling
And brings it to the recycling center to make money
So like any
Recycle Michael, did you say Recycle Michael there? and brings it to the recycling center to make money.
Recycle Michael, did you say recycle Michael there? Yeah, so he walks around with a cart. Try not laugh.
Yeah, no, it's funny, but he walks around with a cart
and he picks up the recycling.
He doesn't have anything. He'll do it from sunup to sundown.
He has nothing else to do.
It's like the dude who used is the fella shoplifting on the bike
hand uh knickers bras and handlebars
recycle michael oh my goodness good morning tank this has started well
Good morning, Tanky.
Don't worry, we're not cursing belittantly yet.
What's up, guys?
I'm not at work just yet.
His T-cap, his second day stuff.
So, yeah, no, retardation.
Kids need jobs or adults need jobs.
I guess adults can be retarded too.
They can do any.
I mean, listen.
Oh, Tank, real quick. You any, I mean, listen, Oh,
tank real quick. You said you're homeschool your son, right? Your kids. Yep.
Okay. So I'm going to be homeschooling my daughter. Cause we, you know, we did my homeschooling for my son and then, um,
he finished it and then he was able to go back to school after, but my daughter,
I'm going to keep, why don't even send him, don't even send him back to school.
There's so much more benefits.
Yeah, but he's, I'm going to keep... Why? Don't even send him back to school. He's 17. There's so much more benefits.
I know, he's 17, and the only reason we homeschooled him was
my son was acting up.
And we needed
to control the situation.
So then he
stopped acting up because he saw how much it sucked
not being with his friends in school.
And with us.
And then, because he's older, it wasn't like he's a kid my
daughter's like excited about being homeschooled i was gonna say i guess i can see that if he's
already kind of like set that tone he's got friends and stuff like that like it's different
for them because that's like it's all they know it's like they're home and dad yeah my daughter's
like she's down she's ready so i just wanted to know i'm gonna use a cellist That's what I use for my son What do you use for homeschooling?
Becca
Becca
Yeah, it's a Becca
Yeah, I used to use that when I was a kid
But I'm not gonna do a Christian base though
Yeah, I was gonna say it's not as bad anymore
Because my wife used to use it
I would say it's bad
It's not, I don't know
It's like
Because I've done some and we've tried some where it's like christian everything like the world is
made but i it's it's not it's a lot more um their beliefs are that way but it's a lot more um i
guess open is the term i could use yeah i just don't want to like shut that down you know if
she if she tells me she works with Jesus when she grows up
She's, you go ahead girl
Yeah, that was kind of my biggest concern
To you at first too, the first couple ones that we tried
I was like, I don't know, this seems like
Hey, you guys might lose me for a second
Because I'm going into the dead zone
If I disconnect, I'll jump back on
Okay
The dead zone
Is the dead zone is the dead zone where there's a dead zone code for like
me me safe room or me like me see it like he's walking in his safes and he's got a walk in
safe like i'm not sefi i don't have like a bunker underground bunker holding his gold and shit so everyone's like no my gold isn't in my bunker
it's somewhere else b-bans what's going on i mean you're challenging the good morning
like situation i mean we're gonna have to have a good morning face off here you realize this
me and you when we get some more experts in the room like you're coming in you're trying to steal a
thunder darling what do you mean stealing the thunder what are you talking about well i did a
good morning and then you came in and did a better one and i'm like did a better one like
no listen i did a beta one no so listen um no i just i just wanted to say it i'm only joking darling listen i was like i was trying to think
i was like wait a minute so guess what i might get um mush to come on the show i i sent mush a link
he might come he has a he's baited he's working with stake it right now and uh stack it or
something uh it's like staking for like i don't know bitcoin on the bitcoin i think so he's gonna come on i just send him the link he
said it'll come on and and talk to us and give us some data testing didn't babylon stick and go live
just the other day didn't it for the first time in like two and a half years or three years or how
long they've been pushing this for didn't bother one second let me get into the other signal um because i have to go to this door the other
signal are you in like multiple signal chats or something are you in are you in with pete
headset are you in with marco ruby or in there maya can you hear me even though i'm walking
Can you hear me?
Even though I'm walking
Ah, you're a bit Robby
You're a bit Robby
I don't know why we lost Finn there
How's mine?
Am I Robody?
Or what?
Can you guys hear me?
You're decent, Tank
You're decent, I
It's fucking mad
Didn't you say Letitia James?
Holy fuck
I mean, this is the top news story of the day isn't
it i mean i'm not a fan of this but like i thought we're gonna talk about the women in space
today oh we can't we will so happy to be on ground i hadn't seen what b-bands had seen yesterday
so i didn't even know about them ringing the bell or anything when they came off i mean talk about a bunch of bell ends like oh god dude it's so it's so funny like i
still don't know like what were they all in charge of who controlled what was it like all automated
did you just literally sit in a seat and take credit for being an astronaut which is still cool
like don't get me wrong like it's cool that you orbited the earth for a second but like was it she came out and she kissed the ground i was like stop just stop like what the hell was that
bro did you see though the thing is when the all cooler than she did she didn't look cool she looked
like shit like a fucking weirdo anyways go ahead sorry she's always in here well you look here's
the thing you can't come right off the back of Elon Musk saving two astronauts
That were stuck in space for months on in and then you go up there for 45 seconds
To come back down and kiss the ground and act like you just did something like bro bro. Come on now
I just think it's funny how these actors and actresses
And people who fucking
I mean
Just because you have fans and stuff
I know this sounds really fucked up
But it doesn't really mean you matter
Does that make sense?
Like she doesn't
No, Katy Perry doesn't matter
She doesn't matter
You sing
Get on the stage
You dancing monkey
Fucking dance and sing for me
Get out of space.
Nobody cares.
Why don't we send somebody who fucking matters into space?
You're literally.
Who actually has something cool to say.
You're an entertainer.
You entertain us.
Dance monkey.
Dance.
Yes.
Like, what the fuck?
Are you serious?
Like, that wasn't even entertaining.
I would have rather somebody with, like, degrees and shit who had something profound to say after they fucking got off of that
Spaceship that would have been fantastic, but no instead we get Katy Perry and the fucking
Cosmo bitches cosmonauts and customer whatever
So it is my opinion though, you know, you know how the left are always about like body like positivity and body conformity and all this sort of shit, right?
was about like body like positivity and body conformity and all this sort of right
every single one of them skinny little bitches right walked off there we had
they were looking like a cross between the powder puff girls and the fantastic four
in their outfits like i didn't even know what was going on come on it was like the powder
puff girls meets the fantastic four like i was i was laughing with katy perry taking
was it like a daisy she took she took a daisy and she kept like putting it up to the camera like
look at this organic flower daisy it's more of a weed right that you pick off the ground and stuff
like that they're in every field everywhere everywhere i just didn't understand i'm like
what are you doing what are you doing what are you doing and doing? And then she held it up in the sky when she got off. She held it up in the sky.
Yeah, like what?
And she was standing there for way too long. It's like she was waiting for photo ops.
It was. It was a photo op.
Did you guys see where they actually had him close the door again because they opened the door?
And Jeff Bezos was like, close the door, close the door. I gotta open the door.
Oh my god.
What in the actual fuck are you guys even talking about? What happened? Oh
Actual fuck are you guys even talking about what what?
I just woke up. All right. What are you doing?
These skinny bitches in space We're talking about these skinny bitches be bands here on skinny bitches in space
What are you talking about Muppets in space?
I don't hate skinny bitches. I'm pretty thin myself. They'll be fucked up, but
These skinny bitches are suck
And they is this to space a movie is what what what is the context?
I have no clue what you're talking about. Sounds like Muppets in space
Amazon origin
They said fucking six Muppets. I mean six women Katy Perry and Gayle King and some other bitches up into space
It was the most ridiculous retarded
Did you see it?
I think what it was
I think what it was
I completely missed it
Was Jeff Bezos his like I'm sure this is like what happened in my mind
Jeff Bezos his girlfriend or whatever was like they were on their yacht and she was like I could go into space
I want to go into space honey send me in space I could do it and he was like bet
Let's see if you can do it and she was like and he was like wait
Let's actually make it an all-female crew and I use the word crew very loosely because I don't think any of them
Did anything to be honest with you? I think they just sat in there and like it came back down on its own
Yeah, so like that I think what they wanted to do is make a spectacle out of it and like
Because she was bored and he was bored. It was like, you know what? Let's actually make this a thing
It would be like when they sent Shatner
into space, but then they would have
just been like, okay, Captain, it's all
you, and then just, like, didn't touch
the controls and watched him just freak the
fuck out. Yeah, but it would have been great
if he would have gone, make it so, number two.
And, like, it fucking goes back to
Warp Speed, Captain.
I need more power
At the park and right
That kind of packing the house for our giant migration
To be fair
Where are you migrating to you what?
Lauren sanchez was best date lauren sanchez was better dressed than she was for the inauguration like B-Ban stated last night quite clearly
That's why I thought he sent her to space
I thought he's like you fucking bitch how could you wear that outfit to the inauguration?
You know what? Fucking straight to space to you
If you come back cool if you don't
I warned you you know
I'm gonna shoot this bitch into space
That's a pretty joke
We should absolutely normalize
just spacing people.
Like, you fuck up, you get, like,
three tries, just like baseball.
Everybody loves baseball. Three strikes, you're out.
We fucking...
You're like a terrorist captain. We put you in a pod,
shoot you off, and then let the pod
go off into deep space.
Oh, dude.
That's the Superman stuff right there.
That's literally what they did to cap what is this uh general zod
they're like put his whole crew in the deep space i would you reckon he's trying to avoid his divorce
what is what did jeff bettos like divorce cost him 30 billion right to a woman so his last divorce
cost him 30 million maybe once get rid of this right so he's like well
this just demonstrates the importance of a bulletproof prenup also i did see an article about this company that's using like a giant centrifuge to just fling satellites into space
no rocket necessary so maybe you could just throw them on one of
those things and just fling that right into low earth orbit it's badass it's like
this giant centrifuge that just spits out wait a minute like a catapult or something
thing are you shitting me or what yeah but instead of like a catapult it's like it spins
the thing around and then just like launches that shit, it's pretty dope
It's like the Gavitron in the county state fair
Yeah, exactly, exactly
But it's shooting the thing out instead of
It spinning, but yeah, it'd be pretty dope
What do they call them
Things, they do them things, don't they wear
They stretch them down to the ground
Like you're in the metal circle
And it's like a ball on Bungee cords and then they fire it up Into the air like and you're in the like uh metal circle and it's like
a ball on like bungee cords and then they fire it up into the air like you know what i'm talking
about them rides that they do with the fairground of that they get bungee cord fucking again we have
that in every like southern we have that in gatlinburg all over the place it's like any
mom and pop little small thrill stuff like that have doing buggy rides and stuff like that like
that's that's the ultimate thrill coaster these bungees might work. They might not
Let's find out
I mean, that's part of the thrill right? I mean if you're not fucking risking your life and limb
Like are you even getting an adrenaline high? I say nay nay you are not
Have you guys ever seen the the videos of not just the guys like playing pranks on the the people like, oh, is your seatbelt done?
Oh my god, I forgot to do see but have you ever seen
The one that a handful of fucking bolts and shit like hey, yeah, you might
Nevermind, we're going there's this one. I forget where it's at but it's the same ride and what they do is some of the
tethers like some of the bands are
Intentionally like meant to like come loose midway through the the ride like when you get flung upwards
Got pulled over
Officer we're having a space and tank is white so if you want
to just move along there's nothing to see here yeah dear officer couldn't face
tank has done nothing wrong well let's have a little respect for our boys in
blue let's have a little respect you don't even know maybe he's just pulling
them over because
one of his lights is out and he wants to make sure you know the signal thing is good oh you
don't know if he had his cell phone in his hand i'm sorry maybe he's trying to help i'm sorry
officer i'm sorry officer bacon buddy i do apologize mr little pig in blank yeah i'm trying
to make i mean i know tank probably could afford it but I'm sure he doesn't want a ticket. You know, I'm just saying.
Oink, oink.
Oink, oink. Y'all been watching that White Lotus show on Max?
Absolutely fantastic.
All right, all right.
Not bad, right?
Like, we got into it and just binged the fuck out of it.
We're still watching the third season.
But, like, that first season was phenomenal i don't think i think that they kind of
themselves because i don't think they can like get back to that point the second one was all right
it was amusing but it was nowhere near the first and this third one is just like okay it's okay
third one is just like okay it's okay it's kind of quiet it's all right it's toned down it's toned
down and it's like more i feel like it's a lot slower but i'm enjoying it because even though
it's slow at towards the end of the show you're gonna be like oh wow that's fucked up like yeah
well i feel like every season ends like that every season's like oh wow that was fucked up
it's pretty good this is like super slow
there's like a i don't know and then there's a couple scenes and then they're like the norm norm
rockwell was in it did you see that episode with him in it i don't know maybe who's that norm rockwell
is that an actor he's the guy yeah he's the he anyway so he's got his hands up i'll let him talk
because my voice is probably cracking right now because i'm trying to get some no you're good you're good your audio is perfect for a change
darling i mean it's fantastic i don't know what to say uh what she's got a shit on me there what
what i said your audio was perfect for a change you're getting angry yeah well i mean he ain't
wrong those last few spaces i posted for y'all were pretty fucking atrocious as far
as audio quality. It's like I leave for a few weeks and
everyone forgets how to fucking talk into a microphone. I don't
know what's going on. Sorry, I'll enunciate. Oh, go on
enunciate what from the back row. I'll enunciate from the back
row from the anus. You gotta speak from the anus. That's what
my my speech public teacher used to tell us row from the anus you gotta speak from the anus that's what my my speech
public teacher used to tell us speak from the anus what robin williams did at the new york
met wasn't i'll enunciate from the back row anyway the white lotus thing so i haven't look i'm gonna
come clean i haven't seen this but i know people are raving about it across the world. It's a bit of an insight into Thailand or whatever.
About what?
About what?
Everybody's missing.
So here, I've got two things to comment about it.
So, you know, it's on season three, is that right?
So, you know, it was actually filmed at the four seasons in Koh Samui.
No, no, the hotel.
Before you get into that, I got one question for you.
Do they really run around the
streets with with squirt guns like that or is that some no that's what we've just done for like the
last four days dude it's only calmed down today man why do you think i'm hiding out the way like
that's epic i the only reason i ask it i i feel like i remember a few years ago or a couple years
ago when soy was there and he was telling us about randomly
like turning down a street and everybody had squirt beds and shit and he just got fucking
soaked i'm pretty sure maybe i'm misremembering but i could have sworn that was me i was on the
train i was on the train yesterday you should have seen the remnants of what was coming home
the fucking state of them were white powder a splash dollar with them so good with
grown adults I said in the group chat yesterday grown adults like
Walking around with water guns. I'm telling you never not get boring like seriously
I mean, what else are you doing? All right, like what else you do?
In New York City every time they won
Like a soccer like the soccer team would won or like ecuador would win or
colombia would win they would throw these ridiculous ass parties in the streets throwing
um flour and eggs at everybody and you and it was and i was a kid i was fucking terrified
i'm running i'm trying to get home and there's like eggs and and yeah i guess that's that's better than tar tar and feathers i'd rather get
floured and egg than like tar and feathered for sure out in new york in nyc making pancakes in
the street just because the football team won flour and eggs what you did pancakes i'm not
i'm not gonna lie but i feel bad that tank got pulled over cuz I feel like
We were we weren't speeding
You know, I find it funny that he's slowing. I think it's funny that his kid his kid was the one that mentioned it
um papa could you please pull over he just had a final thought to say
i'll be right with you i'll be with you in just a sec so anyway thanks kids
don't like pull over and and tanks like no it's a cardigan but thank you very much
look at this joe in the house crazy i didn't know uh joe was still around good to see you sir
i haven't finished off about the white lotus but i'm gonna come back in a minute when joe spoke
hello joe very good morning what's up finn how are you living the dream baby packing up shit and moving on up to the east side no to the west side so
this white lotus before we change subjects right because we've got to get on leticia james and your
man's just bought a house the fucking texas fucking track and field killer hitting me out here
uh thailand so there's loads of shit going on about white lotus right now right
Thailand so there's loads of shit going on about White Lotus right now right
Thailand's trying to move up market and it's just basically reduced the free
on arrival 60 60 day visa down to a 30 day visa right Joel tell you you speak
look at like 60 days here and then extended for another 30 so you could get
like 90 days solid in Thailandailand then you had to leave for
30 days and then you could come back and you could get another 90 days so i didn't know it was
it was pretty sweet like just get visa on arrival like 30 days 90 days pretty much anywhere in
southeast asia except vietnam yes and so so for people who don't know, South America, it's almost 90 days in every single country, right, because it's Backpacker Central.
However, out here like Laos, Thailand, Vietnam, they've always been very courteous with the visas.
But this whole White Lotus thing has changed things over here.
The government, just because they've got all these now five-star hotels popping up everywhere
they're trying to get rid of the backpacker image and they're trying to get alongside
at hong kong and singapore so the thai government have actually just put forward the legislation
and it's it's been enacted they are you can only get a 30-day visa in thailand and that is it
because they want like high worth
individuals for shorter periods of time all they have to do is do what vietnam does just charge
100 bucks for the visa and you'll eliminate 90 of the riffraff that comes through there because it
is all just riffraff it's all euro trash australians they're all looking for little kids
to play with and uh the occasional you know american
backpacker group that's not really the stereotype of americans there's not i i didn't encounter many
american backpackers what i would encounter was a lot of um retirees who were just living the
dream on their on their you know pensions from military or something like that yeah you don't
you don't get american
backpackers really if people in the room might not normally i'll tell you why we don't we don't
wear sandals in public that's why we don't we don't wear sandals and say well they're birkenstocks
now white sneakers jeans that's it and we're coming there for the you know you know you know
those those sneakers and new balance you know that so this talk i don't know listen i've looked into
this right so there was a full article on it in the bangkok post and i was like i need to investigate
this a little bit more i didn't know on this show we've talked about a b there several times
didn't know on this show we've talked about a b there several times i didn't know right
that a beast is like done a 180 and is now like this gets sent there for like wellness
uh in the world like it's like wellness retreats have popped all over like a base like they have
done in bali and they're like selling the bather is not like the rave capital of the world now
but as some get like
center of like health and well-being like you know these wellness crack city that sounds like
the biggest drift i've ever heard that sounds more grifty than ohm and mantra i mean come on boys
it's called a white guilt uh spa is what it's called that's it so that's that's what thailand's heading for thailand just wants like
five star tourists i know it's not gonna work i mean you should never on your user base right
well as i said they're gonna eliminate their own black markets that make thailand what it is like what are you gonna do when you eliminate visas for german pedophiles or what are you going to do when you're done
ladyboys and you're just sitting there like huh i got a squirt gun i guess i'll go hit those streets
a quarter of the population um useless if they if they get rid of those german french and australian
pedophiles i haven't i haven't owned a water gun mine for nine years i just want to declare that
i've never owned a water gun right since i was like well in my early 40s early 30s so like finney leave me out of this
argument i didn't i'm not a squirter i'm on you missed just like the prime the age of
super soakers i mean it didn't get much better than that. Like that was probably peak fucking life.
Peak life right there.
Getting a Super Socorro was like the 90s version of getting a BB gun.
Like the Red Ryder?
Yeah, yeah, for sure. Did you guys have the gallon backpacks?
Did you have like the gallon backpacks that you could like,
oh yeah.
The gallons of water.
The one that you pumped and then hooked up.
It was basically like one of the bug sprayer guys, but just like way more beefy.
Well, did you not see me message?
Come on.
I messaged you two yesterday and I said, I caught the day before.
Sorry, Monday.
I saw the kids man filling up their water guns out the canal.
The dirty little bastards were filling up the water guns out the canal with a bucket.
The canal water in the-
I thought if you squirt me I will throw you in the-
Yeah that's pretty nasty.
Do you like fucking giardia?
Cause that's how you get giardia.
Bruh I looked at them there.
What's giardia?
Oh my god what's giardia?
It's like dysentery.
I looked at them and I said you dirty little cunts.
I like I called them all the names under the sun
I went you fucking dare
I'm telling them I said you fucking dare
Squirt them you little dirty little bastards
I told the cunts to their face
I got in the lift today
Listen to this we'll bring red eye in
What did they say to you
When you were yelling at them
They kept them out
Shutting fucked up
I'm surprised i'm
surprised their parents let their kids around this guy you know the hood rats man the hood
rats are fucking telecoms me listen to this man this woman walked in the lift today with
a cat on her head and the cat was growling at me like like hissing at me and then the
old grandma like looked like they were going to the vet because she had the cat
there box right and then the old grandma come and there's this bird standing next to me with a cat
on her head then the cat's looking at me and hissing and i thought i'm not happy here i was
only on the fifth floor so one floor underneath me and then the grandma comes along gets sticks
off foot in the lift like waiting for some and i was like the gone on my way gone down
i'll off like i was pissed right off and then she started mourning at me so i just got out the
lift i went here and i had to walk down from the fifth floor to there i i didn't want to be in a
lift where a cat on your head man you're that's wise though that's that's a sign of maturity and
i'm proud and impressed that you're maturing at such a level you know old you probably would
have fought the thing old you would have thrown down and fought that thing i found you it's like
you know what not today satan i'll walk thank you i felt like pushing the old woman out of the lip
though bro i'm proud of you so hey did you hear that new beat or what?
We got some fucking bangers, man
It's savage. It's dope
Oh good. Your man
Your man does violin. I got like a verse
fucking banged out to it so far
It's fucking, yeah, I'm stoked
Oh them lyrics, them lyrics are badass
lyrics like I'm looking forward to that
Oh man, I
cranked that shit out i was like holy
i still running around the house with my tablet and i'm like i touched the tablet and i'm like
oh that is hot and the kiddo looks at me she's like what happened i'm like this tablet it's just
it's so hot like i can't even touch it she's just running around the house just like let me see let me see
funny like dad you're a idiot what are you doing
finn's daughter is awesome like and she just brought a class like when you hear her voice she's got a class little voice on she she picking up that photography shit pretty good. We did a little like 15 minute podcast after that first photo walk
Got to talked about it. And she was pretty funny
I'll read I son GM from GM GM GM brother
Good morning guys
Then the title is the 51st did since it's the 51st sure
But I'm just gonna say leticia james
you you horrible you dirty honey monster you're eating you cheerio eating
corn dog sucking lesbian you got a jail baby you got a meal baby
the gm baby you got a nail baby
she's the one in new york she's the one in new york trying to pull charges on people and stuff
like that for like crypto trying to sue people the funny thing is she went to sue him for how
she went after trump and mar-a-lago though right so like trump and deutsche bank
this is like the crack of the whole like new york thing the whole case right alvin bragg thing
leticia james blah blah they like said right the trump overvalued mori lago right but it was
probably actually undervalued right and deutsche bank were like this is a great deposit like this
is perfect like not only did he get the loan not only did he pay the loan back
early with interest right but the bank were like we've got no problem with this we don't know why
you're trying to prosecute them but you tried to prosecute them anyway and now gone done lied on
her phone bitch be lying about a four unit property when it's actually five units and you
can't get like the mortgage right the bitch being lying
about she said that she was married to her father to get a marriage like a marriage rate discount
so it's like through where fat is it funny me and freddie mac is that what i'm is that right in
america he's got fannie mae freddie mack yeah so the bitch be lying the bitch be lying all over the place i mean babe hands come on
bitches be lying i'm just really happy about that and then um aoc raised over 9 million in the first
quarter of 2025. she's hooping hollering aren't we so excited oh yay aoc man we're slacking we gotta we gotta raise some
of that money how how are we doing how's that alpha growth fund doing are we set yet well aoc
might be in trouble actually so i don't know if anybody saw tom holman's statement uh regarding
the sanctuary cities etc etc but tom holman said just wait it's coming
just wait you'll have to wait but it's coming so let's see they they've committed right crimes
under law this is proper under law they've committed crimes that they are liable for 20
years in prison he'll see uh ilan homer yeah yeah they've committed crimes felonies right immigration felonies
that would require 20 years in prison under the law if they were prosecuted to the full
every 20 years he'll say he's committed a felony crime in regards to the immigration situation
that there's there's a hardcore element that's really really pushing for maximum penalties right now
She looks like she's wearing pants that your father would have been wearing robo
And where are you?
She didn't bring pants AOC and in a small rally jump got a button above her belly button
Looks like some high-waisted khakis.
How would my pops be wearing shit like that?
Like, I mean, what the fuck?
I figured it'd have some suspenders and one of those,
I'm blanking on the name of the caps,
like a cabbie kind of cap,
and some wooden shoes and some other stuff.
The most hilarious thing about the eoc crack is when
they're the quarter on camera taking business class down to the last week like from washington dc
to vegas and then she's doing a rally on the oligarchy with bernie and she's on business class
you can't make that up though seriously you cannot make that up what a look what a crock of shit do you think she
should have been in first class or in coach well I mean if you if you're
running around and you're doing a show like if you were Bernie and you're doing
the oligarchy to her I mean you're gonna be in coach right surely if you're gonna
be on a plane to start with you got I mean she should be on the Greyhound
shouldn't she
like yeah yeah we're training what's washington dc to vegas four hours three and a half not that long right no no it's probably like four and a half five maybe all right i didn't even know how
much it takes to fly across america i thought it was only a couple hours like coast to coast, isn't it?
It's like four and a half.
If I wanted to get to LA, it would take me probably just shy of five hours.
Well, all right.
I mean, if it's five hours, then maybe I might have a bit of sympathy for EOC taking business class now
But I just thought the irony of it was like quite hilarious after all the preaching and all the gospel that they give
And it's like I mean Bernie's on his like what fourth book now
Multi-millionaire he's got three houses and he's kicking off about people not paying their fair share of taxes
You have to think like well, I mean Bernie at what stage do we just call you full of when is he going to retire how old is he jesus christ he's about 68 i think bernie
i i mean the thing that pains me is i grew up with bernie being a leader of the free world
i mean there's all them pictures of him in the late 60s and that you know when he's like linking
arms on the vietnam protests and everything you know bernie's proper old school old school but he's just a fake champagne
socialist these days isn't he he really is it's a fake champagne socialist like there's no other
word like a pure sellout pure sellout i don't care what anybody says like the days of
loving bernie are long gone it's like what joe rogan called like what about
two and a half three years ago but joe rogan was like the biggest bernie fan and then he's just
like bernie i don't think he ever said uh bernie i think he felt like he was disenfranchised by his
own party uh but yeah i don't think he said he voted for it but you know why bernie bernie never had
anything to say about what the party did to him so first of all they railroled them in 2016 right
bernie was the most popular democrat by far right across the nation and hillary clinton like got
shoehorned into that right let's be very honest like it should have
been Bernie running in 2016 against Trump not fucking Hillary at all and then the shit on him
then but he said nothing and then the shit on again in 2020 he said nothing he just seems to
I don't know he seems to be a bit of a pin cushion you might want to say for the Democrats he keeps
taking all his shit he's not independent is he bernie isn't he still still a dnc candidate right he's not independent right
that's a good question i actually don't know no he's not thought of the medicine independent
he's not told she went independent after what they did to bernie so this is the way your thing is
that bernie sold out Tulsi for supporting them.
A lot of people don't know this.
Like Tulsi actually resigned as the, wasn't she?
Tulsi was the deputy chair of the DNC when she resigned, right?
Or she was like deputy leader of the party, one of them.
She was like deputy of either the dnc or the party
and she resigned because of what they did to bernie and then bernie basically shit on her
bernie sold her down the river like really bad like tulsi stopped and went to an independent right
100 so right are we going to talk about the house real quick what house the house that your
man's just been and bought this kid that stabbed the kid in the heart of track and field event
that we were talking about yesterday uh oh that house is worth 893 000 if you look it up
i well isn't it amazing you become the new face of blm for the summer
fucking 2025 riots and you get a new house and nice security right and really convenient isn't it
so mantras at 77 cents
you think someone gave this kid a house after he uh
did he post bond well we'll come back there
we'll come back to the mantra thing because this is interesting jp is actually doing a
mega space with uh mario newfall later right so no wonder we couldn't get mantra chain
on when he's doing mario nobles space never mind about that uh he's on later to talk about
exactly what happened allegedly but this explains why we
you know haven't had him on the show right we've been trying uh yes red eye he he not only posted
bond uh he's raised i think about 480 000 on the go uh go go give send go whatever it's called
and your man is basically you know he's supposed to be preparing for his legal defense and he's
just went and bought a brand new fucking house with upgraded security measures according to the
family and this is what like joe was kind of saying yesterday and in the dms afterwards right
he is now the george floyd of 2025 and texas has got some very weird laws of how Texas works
with first degree murder right so regardless of what happens there's no sort of mitigated
uh you know manslaughter blah blah blah in Texas there's like first degree or accidental
or something I think there's no middle ground in texas at all so this guy is
probably this kid uh i mean timpool yesterday was saying look if there's this video footage
if it proves his innocence the family will be all over it right now screaming for it to be released
we'd all know this that the public will be going mad to get the footage out no one's
seen the footage that raises questions straight away doesn't it to say well what's on the footage
right if it needed to be released it would be this kid i'm telling you this is going to be massive
this is going to be george floyd you know trayvon martin 2.0 all over again you can see a summer of love
coming just because of the discontent with Trump and Doge and everything else
they're just gonna use this to accelerate it and by me you're gonna
see fucking riots on the streets of America put it that way I mean I don't
know what the scheduling will be like of this court case he's going to prison
I'm telling you for at
least 25 years joe argued against this last night but i actually looked into it a bit more after our
convoy yesterday when joe was very adamant in texas it's a very different situation in texas
to many other states in the u.s right the way that the first degree murder works and uh the self-defense narrative right like there has to be
conclusive evidence that his life was in serious danger for him to even think about getting away
with that so yes i don't think buying a house i'm gonna shut up but i don't think buying a house was
the best look b-vans right well you know it doesn't at this point doesn't matter you know the
we have to wait to see what happens in court
I do want to know how Tank is doing
I want to make sure he's okay
Talk about unjust laws
I got a ticket
Sons of bitches
I got a freaking ticket
For having my phone in my hand
While driving
In the state of Tennessee.
You cannot do that whatsoever.
And this...
My son's going to look at me right now.
This freaking school cop that was doing
traffic. I was passing
everybody goes, stop right there!
Pull over!
I was like, uh...
This sounds like a bad cup of coffee.
All you had to do is tell them that you worked for Doge
and that this is a very important call.
And if he wants to keep his job,
you better mind his fucking P's and Q's.
That's all I told him.
Do you know who you're talking to?
Do you know who you're talking to, sir?
Bro, I'm BigBall69, motherfucker,
and I will shut your shit down. I will
shut your precinct down. I will turn
that shit into a spirit fucking
Halloween shop so quick.
You should have told him. I don't answer
questions. I don't answer questions.
How would you say that?
Man, you must have that phone right on your head.
Hold on.
Hold on.
You must have had that phone right on your head for him to see it, right?
Or were you just like holding? No, I had it. I didn't I had it right in my right hand
We're driving through you know like when you're going through a school, whatever. It's like 15 10 miles an hour
Because I'm on freaking spaces I need to mute myself for etiquette.
You know what?
Fuck it.
I'm going to leave my dad.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'm going to leave my dad.
I'm going to leave my dad.
I'm going to leave my dad.
I'm going to leave my dad.
Hold on.
He's a taxpayer citizen.
So he's allowed to do whatever he wants.
Jake, you just chill, okay?
Shut up, Sam.
Dad.
I'm getting scared of the kids.
Sam, I'm sorry, Sam.
Change passwords.
There's a...
It's Robo's fart.
You see that guy right there with that thing right there?
He cusses so much.
He's a bad influence.
He always makes daddy cuss.
Georgia is very similar to Tennessee in the regard that they do not fuck around with...
Yeah, that's my fault.
I'm sorry about that.
It's...
I had the same damn thing happen to me, Tank.
Where I was with my mom driving back
from a funeral and uh she was on the phone talking with her brother about uh funeral right like
talking with um doctors setting up the funeral this is like pre-funeral sorry and uh fucking
pass a cop that had someone else pulled on the on the road, not a quarter mile as we got past him, see him pull out behind him, immediately pull up behind us.
And my first thought was like, he has to have proof that you're on your phone.
If you don't admit that you're on your phone, how the fuck is he going to prove it?
And I guess they're betting that you're not going to come back to Georgia or Tennessee to fight that in court.
Yeah.
It's whatever.
All it is is you're going to go to,
it's them beating their quota.
I'm going to go to traffic school.
I'm going to pay a fine.
The county's going to get their little money in the pot
and I'm going to get spanked on the hand.
It's ridiculous.
It's stupid.
I get it.
Maybe on the interstates or on the freeways
and stuff like that, do not.
I get it.
Even on main roads, I get it like you shouldn't be distracted or whatnot
But like what if who's to say I wasn't taking my phone out of my pocket so I could drive better and putting it on my dash
Thing or putting it in my cup holder or something like that
It's so it's ps because all I was literally doing was going five miles an hour in a school zone
That's regulated
by this cop there's cars in front of me and I'm holding my phone in my hand like how nice is the
car that you're driving meanwhile meanwhile beat up 1500 meanwhile these assholes have like two
laptops open their phone their other phone they're fucking're walking talkies on their bodies eating a donut drinking
a cup of coffee and then being like you can i ask a question in america is it the same as the uk
right so obviously in america you've got like no we drive on the we're on we drive all right
were on we dropped all right so it is not the same all right no but listen wait a minute hey
pipe down hear me out here in the uk oh thank you in the uk like quite a few years ago probably early
2000s late 90s they introduced this situation where our like county constable con constable constable i can't even pronounce the word constable right the police each like uh
each county is responsible for like a particular percentage of its own funding so the government
pulled all the funding or lots of it from police many many years ago and said right you'll have to
generate your own funding so what happened is Immediately all the speed cameras went up
They started like pulling over
Everybody
Oh yeah the cops were like stay left fam
We've been waiting for fucking years
To deploy all this overpriced
Cops are
A lot of what they do is like strong army people
That's basically what they do
Like oh you went two miles over the speed limit
Gotta fine you for
the county. You know the laws.
It's like, come on.
Statistically speaking, you're more likely
to, like, say something dumb
and trip yourself up and, like,
just get a fucking ticket. Like, they
just play the numbers game. You just
happen to have a phone in your pocket.
You just as easily could have not, you know?
Well, at least in where I live,
the cops that are most problematic in terms of, like,
you have a very close guarantee to them giving you a ticket is places.
If you're driving through a city or town that's unincorporated,
they get no county funding at all.
And so it's an even more exaggerated form of what you're talking about so
there when you know what's even worse than that is driving through places like idaho which has
zero cannabis laws on the books saying that it's okay and then you're coming from like oregon
which has fucking wrecked montana which has fucking wrecked washington which has fucking wrecked, Montana, which has fucking wrecked, Washington, which has fucking
wrecked, and they will stay on the fucking freeway and just wait for fucking out-of-state
flights coming through, and they're just playing the numbers game, pull you over, let's search the
car, nope, all right, well, we're gonna bring the dogs in, well, I guess we're gonna bring the dogs
in then, and of course, the dog's gonna hit on something, because that's what they're trained to
do, you know, and then fucking next thing you know, gonna hit on something because that's what they're trained to do you know and then next thing you know they got your whole car torn apart
on the side of the goddamn freeway so boi yeah south carolina is another one of their states
that has no form of legalization whatsoever no decriminalization i'm glad i'm glad i'm glad
it's ridiculous i'm glad this is recorded and finn's got like the shittest audio we've had in like three weeks which is a really interesting concept uh today actually
bro they just turned the sprinklers on i guess i was out here it scared the out of me all of a
sudden the sprinklers kicked off like watering something for yourself with the hose yeah yeah
yeah it's outdoors i wanna i wanna take a. I actually thought that was his torch warming up his dab rig or something.
Yeah, just been cooking up that fucking corks banger.
I got to get nice and hot.
We taking Glowies today.
Listen, I don't really like that.
I do want to say the only thing that really made me mad is I cannot now hang over my wife's head that I don't have tickets and she has a worst driver record
And I think that's the thing that's more infuriating to me because for years years
She's the one that has the tickets
That's the real L today
It's not the ticket in his hand
Yeah, that's the real L
I'm not gonna hear the end of this
Tank, the ratio though, you have to go by ratio now
Now you only have one, okay, you know
She has a bunch more than you, you know
So you're still, you're still in the clear Nah, that don't even matter No, no, no, no Now you only have one. Okay. You know, she has a bunch more than you, you know, so you're still
you're still in the clear. No, that don't even matter.
No, no, no, no. She only has one.
And now I have one.
And so we're even and I'm
never going to hear the end of it.
Yeah. When I passed my driver's license
in Thailand, right. And we got the new car.
I got a three speeding fines
in the first month, right? 500
baht each time. and listen to this
they sent them to the mom's house because the car was registered they're like the missus was still
like it's a weird thing out at work so you're like though how you register your house i mean
missus was still registered the house in the country and then i just walked in from work one
day and just staring at me and i says what's wrong with you and she went is this funny
and just slammed the three fines down in front of me within about like three weeks
and getting the car and i was like what that's not me and she's like hey man they sent the photos
you daft and i was like 129 137 like and she's like there's no excuse with it and i just i was
laughing i was like I'll pay the fine
Didn't worry about that dollar like I couldn't give a fuck like that's all on you
You know what you know what talking about the fines though
I think the thing that I thought was weird he goes I don't know how much the fine is
They'll tell you when you I was like wait what so you just slanging out tickets and you don't even know how much
The second window is basically what they said
I was told I was gonna get a whopper and now I got a
triple stacker
Whopper and a big Mac and you're gonna people behind you as well
You're gonna go into the court. They're gonna be like alright
Because of your tax bracket
bracket.
You're yeah, basically
Your fine is $1,000.
Basically, the guy in front of me is going to have
the same freaking ticket. He's going to be on
welfare. They're going to dismiss it.
I'm going to have to pay $1,000.
I've actually gotten
more warnings
than tickets. I've only gotten
two tickets, but I've received
three warnings before.
I don't know about you.
I knew I was going to get a ticket. knew you know how i knew the minute he walked up to it and i said
uh what did i do wrong officer and he went on a freaking parade explaining how in tennessee
it has been three years since legislation passed you know you knew you're getting a damn ticket
right there dude i was like uh was he a young i getting a damn ticket right there, dude. I was like, oh. Was he a young'un?
I did not know.
He was like.
Was he young?
He was like, yeah, he was young.
He was like, probably my age, a little younger.
But, like, I even tried to pull the, well, I don't get out much because I homeschool my kids.
I'm just taking him to T-Cap.
And he was like, well, it's been on there for years now.
And I was like, I don't drive further than Two blocks from my house. My chauffeur
Actually picks me up. Where's my butler?
Actually, what the hell am I doing driving this car right now?
I should have said all that stuff
You should have said it's furry
Furry Bueller's deal
That's what he should have said
Furry Bueller's deal
Where's Alfred?
Alfred?
What am I doing?
Butler calling out sick again.
See what kind of nonsense I get into when my butler calls out sick?
Jesus.
I don't even know how to drive.
That's a fake.
You know what you should have said?
You should have said.
You should have said.
It's Hernandez.
Me illegal immigrant fucking driver.
It's his fucking day off.
You should have literally. No off like you should have lived
No, I don't speak English. I should have I should have said
Okay It was a white
You can also go
You could you could also pull the sovereign citizen card
Oh, yeah, How dare you?
I'm a sovereign citizen.
I don't actually oblige to your nonsense laws.
My vehicle is actually a sovereign area, and I'm actually not driving.
I'm traveling, and so your laws basically don't apply to me.
From now on, dang.
Now, I'm going to buy one of these Teslas just so that it can
freaking drive me places. What do you want, Sam?
What? What?
Shouldn't you
be in school? How's that
going out in school? What's going on?
No, I'm not supposed to be because I'm homeschooled.
Sam, look at that fat bird.
Look at that fat bird on the ground.
Get the gun. We're going to shoot it. Look at that fat bird. got fat bird on the ground Get the gun Sam's getting his civics lesson
Today isn't he
Sounds like somebody's getting some lunch
Today is what that sounds like
Is that grouse?
Chicken? Dirt chicken?
What's on the side of the road there?
Roadkill surprise
The kid's getting his civics lesson
Like okay you don't talk
Yeah
Somebody breaking up. Yeah, what's up with the space? Is that me? Is that me? No, I think it's I assume it's tanks going through a dead area
Frank's voice
Frank's audio always goes shady
though when he walks around he's like a kitchen
fucking island you know he's got an island
in the kitchen
he might have an island in his truck too
I don't know
he's probably going in and out of his Faraday cage
where's your phone
no man is an island
except for Island Man.
He's a rock star.
Oh, did you guys get...
Are you guys ready for the CP?
Are you fucking ready?
Are you ready, Reda?
Who's ready for the CP?
I'm ready.
I am.
Do you have any good
Charleston white quotes
that you have in your songs?
No. quotes that you uh that you have in your songs
whatever no i have no idea who who that is i don't know who that is you don't know who charleston white is oh man he's uh
good red eye no no no no no i love that when he's getting interviewed and he's like i want you to
say one word that comes in your mind and he's like jada pinkett smith and he's like up oh
that's two words still the best charlton white clip ever. Charleston White, sorry.
He's a fan, just in case you actually don't know who he is. He's just like this internet personality.
He used to be a snitch, and now he's just gone internet personality
that says anything and everything to piss people off
piss people off or like get under people's skin.
or get under people's skin.
And his most recent antics was calling the Island Boys kid retorted to their face, to his mom's face.
Well, I mean, have you seen those guys?
They are pretty fucking retarded.
Well, I think that was his justification.
And maybe the baby also looks like it could be a little slow.
Yeah, I mean, you could definitely prove that in court no problem i mean look this isn't defamation your honor look at the kid i
mean look the case your honor have you seen these guys kissing each other uh the defense that that
is i didn't care who you are what you say you believe blah blah blah that was gay as fuck gay as and even that they get baptized
two brothers kissing each other yeah that sounds gay it's gay as two brothers kissing each other
is as gay as it gets like listen that that is okay first of all first of all there's something
not right okay because if god if i had kissed my sibling if I was so fucking drugged out that I did some yuck, gross shit like that, I could never, never have anything to do with that person again.
I don't know how they're still communicating and hanging out and being part of each other's lives after they were literally admitted to, like, freaking...
You know what I mean? Gross. Gross. I just can't.
B-Banz, do you know what's gross? Have you heard about this? You know gay men, you know the put the cocks inside of each other
So I didn't even know about this, you know
One one doodle. Oh, that's
One doodle
First of all
They put their
No, I'm not a child. I know
They put a little clump
They put their cocks inside of each other
They put a little clump in in your man's bell end right and the force
He's bell end open and then your other man fucking wedges. He's fucking cocking it the other man's belly
I mean, it's fucking disgusting, isn't it?
What's going on there?
What kind of porn are you watching? Jesus? No, I heard it from the grapevine. I think that's
That's not real. Yeah, I bet you did. I bet you fucking did by the grapevine
I mean my porn hub search. It's okay
But we're we're we're saying god tank lost his connection and the kids aren't listening anymore
I don't think this is a homeschooling he was looking for. Oh do you stretch your cock around and I'm
I mean, it's gonna figure out at some point, right? I mean eventually
How do you stretch your cock? Well, he left me before we started talking like this
Second of all, hold on.
You cannot do that.
It does not work.
Is anybody heard about displacement theory?
I'm not having it.
You kind of fit your cock inside another man's cock like this is displacement theory.
This doesn't work.
I'm telling you.
You can and it's called docking.
It's called docking.
Don't be such a horror.
Don't think it's technological terms and that he's calling me a fucking red boy
Why I whatever you doff got he knows the scientific term. Well, yeah, I mean about it colloquially from you know
Your experience I listened to distorted you for the last 20 years of my life. Is that what it's called?
We only lost a few. Is that what it's called? i don't know if they put the entire dick inside
of the other day don't you for don't is it wait hold on first of all in the the show
they had um dwight talking about um the office show where he's like how does how do the men
have sex does the one penis open and receive the other penis do you remember that episode
when he said that on the office and then the human resource person was like um
okay i think it's time for a commercial i have i have seen some porn though where your man gets
like a pipe clean and put down his dick though like have you seen them metal things are put
down i mean then the pisshole i've always been freaked out about that. It took me like...
Yeah, that's actually...
That's actually called sounding.
And what you can do is take different tuning forks.
And you jam that bad boy right into the old dick hole.
And then you slap it against something.
And it goes...
Broad tuning up like a violin.
And then you meditate.
Broad tune and he's like a violin.
Yeah, I mean, I
try to tune all of
the songs that we release
have been actually tuned
utilizing sounding
and medical.
I mean mean everyone knows
that it's easiest to get pregnant in the frequency of 60 hertz so if you can properly tune yourself
up like that i mean you'll save yourself money for ivy brought right it's legit baby making music
it's it's the closest thing you can get to baby making music please tell me you've seen that video the guy who like straps a metal rod to his dick and then just like slams it up
it was on tosh i remember seeing it on tosh.0 but this guy who's just like i don't know if he's
trying to make music or what but he like attaches this big metal rod to his crotch and then he's
just like slammed it up against another metal bar to make crotch and then he's just like slamming it up against
another metal bar to make noise i'll find him put in the nest bro trying to strike a cord and it's
probably a minor right who's doing that who's doing tuning for no here we go here we go all right
you were so you were just waiting to say that roboy that was i couldn't know yeah no it didn't go it just didn't
go it's like wow yeah have you heard about the big i've heard about the big conspiracy though
so you know the record company were both making money off drake and your man for that whole
shenanigans like the record company was like the only ones that were winning like they were playing
it like allegedly allegedly they're encouraged like
your man to drop on drake like that like because they made money on both ends the whole thing is
about the record well yeah they've always done that they've always done that and if you were
uh on death row records doug would just hang your ass out the balcony of a hotel if you didn't fucking play ball What's that? Okay, I just sent you this video. Can you watch it and please tell me this doesn't remind you?
Oh wait, I know what this is. This is art
Ding ding ding. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. I have seen this so many times
I've even actually put things like words of words on it
He said I even actually put one in my vagina and I tried it
once I did not like it and he's looking at he's looking at everybody like they're crazy and he's
like yeah you think I'm not worth it you think I can't still use my ding dong ding ding ding
oh my god yeah this might have been in the loop.
And then he stops.
Yeah, and then he stops
because somebody else passes by and they got
their freaking little, their own little
contraption.
Now he's climbing up.
Oh shit, that thing was going to get crazy.
It was just a little clip.
Street performers are getting so crazy.
So Mantra, Mantra's burning their tokens, are they?
Interesting.
Yeah, I saw
based on what B-Bands put in the nest.
All the team's tokens. Wow.
I mean, that's...
Just to be clear.
I mean...
What they're not telling you
I don't know if they said all team tokens
he said his team tokens
what they're not telling you is that the team
already migrated their tokens
and so what's being burnt is just
empty fucking shells
you think
Finn
I'm just saying.
You don't know for sure, but we'll find out very soon.
What's another way that they can establish some credibility, rebuild some trust?
Suck me cock. That's what they're going to do.
By killing their accounts and starting from scratch.
You can suck me cock and then I'll believe in the devotion.
There you go.
Chew me root, son.
There you go.
It's the only thing that will get my trust back in that motherfucker.
So do you trust the Cosmos validator sets now?
We've never trusted the Cosmos validator sets.
I thought they gave you a little...
I wouldn't trust them to suck a cock, that's for sure. We've never trusted the cosmos I thought they gave you a little
I thought they gave you a little
I wouldn't trust them to suck a cock
That's for sure
I wouldn't trust them to suck a cock
But I would trust them to be a power bottom
And just take it like a fucking chip
Take it like a cunt
So are we
I've been trying to say
I think you should do a commercial break
Robo
It's been an hour at least
Nobody cares man. We haven't got any stipulations. It's we're fine. We're fine. We're fine
Y'all got you got y'all do commercials y'all got fucking somebody dumb enough to sponsor
No, I just
That's impressive. I just
I just say that so that
We're live at five when we need tank for a pivot in my we're live at five
on the freeway yo I do feel bad that he got it isn't that crazy though he got his first ticket
like we're live on the weatherman can't join us filling in for him is red eye bear over you
do you know what the funniest thing would be with if time just like looked at the couple might a man
I'm on right FM you tough couldn't like any he was sitting alive and he is like seeing the cop a month right FM
Get the fuck out one gone fuck off daf
Imagine if he goes to court and that depends where he's got it in court, but he's like me dad was just listening to
He's like, me dad was just listening to the record for him.
Well, I'm picturing you.
Bro, that would be worth it just to have that in, like, the public record.
Like, that would be worth it.
Yeah, it's like, all right, we're going to need Terra Space's recording to look at this.
It's like, Your Honor, let's go back through this.
And it's like, okay, no, before the sounding, before that, okay, here, stop here.
All right, now we're talking about it.
It's like, go through all the really terrible shit we talked about this this is real can anyone so mr fox just did a little tweet
um he said jp unfollowed followed him just to unfollow him three days later when he when he
said oh crash looks sus and then he said after watching a couple interviews i don't take it back
almost 100 guarantee this was pre-planned.
Motherfucker admits to buying back home at the bottom.
Either way, I don't know.
Wouldn't work in any other industry.
And main reason crypto is seen as a joke.
Foxy's not wanting to hold back, is he?
I mean, he was last in the bucket when it comes to diplomacy, right?
He's literally like diplomacy
hasn't even entered his dichotomy yet right i mean don't don't you kind of like lose never
meaning you lose that privilege i feel like when you start doing ass you know you
can't do and expect people to be diplomatic with you what you can expect
is public shaming and possibly
a hanging you know they're toast on that is mantra do we reckon mantra is absolute toast now
like i didn't even know how you're gonna recover from this like like good look with that
i mean like i said before they they were toast to me when fucking leap wallet kept popping up
Fucking notification ads about a fucking airdrop. I can't even fucking access. So yeah, they're dead. Thank you
I mean your man and thought chain the amount of thought chains looking at this mantra situation thinking I got away looking there like
That's how bad this is
You know, what's my door like mantra did shit on like Kujira though Didn't there a bit like kind of thing? Do you know? I mean the use like Kujira to get a position in the market and then
Well, it's low fucking low hanging fruit.
Like,
cool.
Good job,
guys.
It's like taking pop shots at terror.
It's like,
okay.
Yeah,
cool.
It's like,
UST was really the biggest.
Where,
where is it now?
Huh?
I can't see it.
Yeah.
We're talking about the cops,
with Tara spaces.
I mean,
it's not the first time he's been in an indictment.
red eye,
you know, he was in the door corner
Indictment, the original one with the SEC, right?
Tara Spaces was actually named in the indictment
Along with Joe's
Finn, did you appear in court?
Did they perp walk you in with a bag over your head?
Fuck no
A bag over my head and a
tracer up my ass? No, definitely
not. Definitely not.
Like it's just security protocol. We need to
put this ledger up your ass and also put
this bag over your head to make
it so you're safer when you're walking out in
public. Please no bags
over the head. I've got PBRP.
We've had
some threats, so we're upping security
you end up getting your ass renditioned no thank you we've had threats again we've had social
engineering attempts against our uh passphrases so i'm uh keeping the ledger on me at all times
you'll never know where it is the judge but it is on you know the judge got the judge and the bailiff both got sim swapped just fucking wrecked oh bro that
would be oh I'm what red I got your job red I red I I'm what's would have to be
on a ledger free a dry like dry stick a dry thumb it up yours if you were getting
like ripped or something oh great question that's
a great question uh probably five dollars and change five five adam and three ohm and a few stars
would you do it for a bad kid if If you had a bad kid on that?
Would you plug for a bad kid? I don't know a bad kid now without anyone shoving anything up my ass.
So, probably not going to do it under duress.
I'd plug a bad kid like if I had to like...
I stay smoking bad kids, man.
See, B-Bands, you can't really enter this conversation.
We're B-Bands, you can cannot really enter this conversation oh we're big ones you can't really i can't really enter this conversation wait what you can't really no no you can't join in you can't
join them because is it because she's a woman why do you say that because she's a woman we're talking
about the tradesman's entrance right right she's all right she's on the good side of history right
we're talking about the tradesman's entrance at the back door, right?
She ain't got that problem.
Yeah, she's allowed to just walk in through the front door, no name on the list.
Meanwhile, we have to go through the employee entrance in the back.
Don't even need a key, I just don't even need a locket key.
He's got, like, gated access through Discord.
Sorry, sorry's sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Let's answer your question.
I didn't get the joke.
I'm like, so I must be super stoned.
You know, the tradesmen.
I mean, I'm so great.
I have no.
No, we're still, we're still waiting for the joke.
The tradesmen's entrance to the back door.
Like, I think we've only got a back door.
The joke is anal sex.
I believe the joke is anal sex
We've only got a back door
Yeah
I was watching
Wait a minute
I got a question
What if I'm driving in my car
And I don't have my phone in my hand
But I have my coffee in my hand
Or a protein bar in my hand like I do right now
It's literally the same thing.
Why don't they hand out tickets for that?
I thought you could get a ticket for that.
That's kind of like obstructing your view.
So why do we have cup holders in our car?
No, I'm just like...
Why do manufacturers make cup holders in our car?
Why don't they just...
It's called entrapment.
That is entrapment. I'm going to sue Ford. Dodge.
What car am I driving? Dodge. I'm going to sue
Dodge. Class action.
I got a Dodge, too. Let's class
action. Do it. They're setting us up, dude.
Sorry. You guys were talking about back
door stuff. And I was over here eating something.
I was like, wait a minute. I'm literally doing the
same thing. I'm going to get a ticket for this.
We should probably pivot now that you're back.
I'm so paranoid about getting a ticket now.
Wait, are you children?
Hold on, are you children?
Yeah!
Alright, let's switch topics.
Tell them what's up, Sam.
Tell them you don't want to hear about that backdoor stuff no more.
Is the backdoor stinky?
Yeah, it's the back door's your doodoo butt
We're talking about doodoo holes
No, you always make sure they shower first
You always make sure they shower first
Gentlemen
Go take a shower
I am a mother
75 Bitcoin B-Ban
B-Ban, that's my final answer
75 Bitcoin, 5 mil
75 Bitcoin? 5 mil.
75 Bitcoin?
Listen, that would be the amount of Bitcoin required for you to shove a ledger up your house.
Yeah, I would very seriously consider it.
So wait, I got a question about this backdoor thing too.
You got to give a little bit more context.
Am I just going to security?
Am I going to prison?
Like, what is the deal?
Because the length of time dictates on
how much the value is. $20
for a year in prison? That can
get you some smokes, man. That can get
you some smokes for a good while.
The original question was
how much money would you need to
store your
ledger there? There was no time frame, so I
assumed... Like, stored there indefinitely?
No, no, no. No, you're not going to plug it into your computer from your asshole. Ledger there there was no time frame so I like stored there indefinitely like I'd like no no
No, you're not gonna plug it into your computer from your asshole
But imagine if you could with new Babylon, I think that's what they're gonna do
they've teamed up with some of the largest power bottoms in cosmos and
bottoms in cosmos and osmosis is really excited we gotta launch a chain called a-hole so people
Osmosis is really excited
can plug into a-hole and do whatever they need to do everybody's tired of all these chains
launching no just rama is that's fine rama's been tired for forever no i, no, no. I have literally I put that meme with the freaking
why are people making chains over and over again?
Do you remember the
name of the chain that Jake
the shaman said he was launching
his meme coin on? It was some very
obscure new chain. I can't remember.
Wasn't it?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was called
Hold on. It was called... Hold on.
It was called Intra?
Something like that.
Inertia?
Hold on.
Inertia.
There's no way he was talking about Inertia.
I don't think so.
That's a name I would have recognized immediately.
You don't think so?
We're going to have to go.
So what name did he give us?
It was something like that, Bayban.
I just remember it was something I'd never heard,
and it just made me, when you were talking about chains need to consolidate,
I couldn't help but think about, well, yeah,
we got these fucking random chains popping up that social media people
are pumping their shit coins out to and then then and
then they know everything about it when they hit they know they know the whole thing about about
before we leave they're gonna explain to you something that they just started before we leave
before we leave this topic so i was watching uh you know the prison podcasts i was watching one
of them though the day right and i had this dude on. He was a shot caller in the prison outside of Oakland.
I forgot what's called again, the prison.
But he was saying, right, they were talking about the mobile phones
and smuggling contraband inside.
And he said, what he said?
He said, oh, once when I got locked up, I had to hand myself in.
There was a warrant out for me.
And he said, the most amount I had inside me was eight mobile phones you know like
them little not 83 tens and that had eight eight in his passage i mean okay we should try to talk
about something i just wanted i was trying to bring in the good do i look i look great in pink
i had to bring in the eight mobile phones even i was
surprised even i was like man your dude's got some cavity they're like eight mobile phones
is kind of like did they get i mean they're not exactly rounded are they like a kinder egg
do you know what i mean the kind of brutal with edges like
senator chris van holland i'm about to board my flight to el salvador where i'm hoping to meet
with senior government officials to discuss the return of kilmore kilmar i can't fucking abrigo
whatever i also hope to see kilmar and check on his condition and remind him that we won't
stop fighting until he's right is that the maryland is that the maryland
center right so yep right you know he's walking the walk at least i mean if i can't fault him for
this i mean like if i was one of his constituents this is kind of what i would want right well he
hear me out here so uh two days ago on sunday your man sent a letter to president b when he first arrived at uh
joint andrews base right air force base yeah on sunday he'd had a letter ready for the uh
what they call it again you know the diplomat uh from el salvador to america what do they call him
again uh uh ambassador so he'd sent the ambassador like a letter begging them
right to meet president B while he was in America and he blanked them which is
why he's talking about jumping on a plane and going down there I'm telling
you your man's gonna go down there they're just gonna put him back on the
plane and send them home he's getting nothing yeah get nothing no no no he's
gonna get down there and they're going
president trump is like arrest him for treason
imagine if he does that you're like you're cheeky bastard coming down here demanding
you're going to jail here bro like that would be funny as what can we like
i mean isn't he right though he said it's preposterous you want me to let a terrorist
what do you want me to do smuggle a terrorist into the us are you stupid like he's got a point come
on yeah that doesn't make sense to be i mean there's plenty of shit you could have said like there's a fucking endless book of things
that you can
to make it seem like this is a
bad or impossible idea
I think it's I'm still not
a big fan of the
deportation
the extra rendition what you're talking about
is the it's called extraordinary rendition right
now this doesn't actually apply in this case because he is an el salvadorian resident citizen
right so that's his nationality first of all uh secondly 2019 uh not only did an immigration judge obviously announce that he should be deported, but the appellate court also ruled.
I mean, we mentioned this last night.
The very fact that all of the gay woke MSM keep referring to him as a maryland father is an absolute disgrace
the man is el salvadorian he's living in the country illegally like steven miller said listen
you get him out of secot you put him on a plane you fly him back to the us what's the first thing
that's going to happen he's going to get deported he was just deported under the wrong deportation order
the deportation order still stands i mean look red eye i know you're quite liberal i kind of get
it but there should be no sympathy for somebody like this no sympathy whatsoever he's in the
i'm a i'm i'm less liberal i'm more anti-government and if the government fucks up they should I mean
we all have to play by the same rules right and I know I'm going to make an analogy that doesn't
exactly uh work here but if I file my taxes and I pay the wrong amount or I submit the wrong things
they're going to tell me I'm wrong they're going to want me to submit the right things and then
I'll go down the same with them going to the DMV. Oh, we require this license, this
whatever, whatever. You can't go and get your shit done without it. I have a problem with
my real problem lies with the government and doing shit that they shouldn't be doing. And I'm not
saying that they have no authority to do this.
The way they're going about it, I believe is incorrect.
Do you not think he's protected status?
Do you not think he's protected status is bullshit?
So let's get to the point.
So you know he's got protected status simply for the fact he said
if he went back to El Salvador, there are other gangs that would kill him
because he was in MS-13, right?
So do you vouch for his protect that's protected status or do you think that's on him because him you know you make the light
choices on him it's more on him for sure I mean he chose that lifestyle I don't
know what the qualifications for like if he if that's like asylum or if that's
something else but I would say that's more you
can't claim asylum you can't claim it that's the whole point of him having the protected statuses
because he got some slag up the duff right he babied some slag and then all of a sudden
oh like we have to keep him here it's a load of bro oh i'm not saying again i i'm not saying, again, I'm not saying he should stay here.
I guess maybe at the crux of my argument is that there is enough grief going on with what the administration is doing as far as deportations. Like, they should try and do everything within their right to play within their own rules.
That way they cause themselves less grief, if that makes you know you know that the only problem is that the
deported them under the uh illegal alien act of like 1796 or whatever it is you know the one he
enacted where he got rid of like the 238 terrorists so the whole point about this guy is
he should have been deported via another method which is like the you know the one tom homan
keeps talking about usc code blah blah blah whatever it is like the you know the one tom holman keeps talking about usc
code blah blah blah whatever it is right the typical one but they didn't they put them in
the batch of the people that uh deported under the alien enemies act and he shouldn't have gone
under that umbrella the thing is like steven miller says you bring him back he's immediately got to get deported like it was
just an administrative error that's all it is is that he was deported under this rule when he should
have been deported under that rule at the end of the day he should have been deported that's the
top one but i'm i'm very sorry any illegal immigrant any scam because they're all economic
migrants allegedly which is not what you claim
asylum for they should all go back anyone illegal in a country I've got any sympathy for you know
why I've said it before every year I jumped through hoops I just did me visa and everything
work permit the other week right I needed over 250 separate documents I had to sign 54 individual documents the morning before i went in the office
i'm there at past seven it was an open half a state and i'm signing off 54 documents right
if i have to jump through hoops to be an economic migrant in another country well
everybody else i've got no sympathy i'm sorry like, like I've got, I didn't care.
And am I biased? Yes, I am. Sue me. Because I have to do it. Everybody should have to do it.
I have to report my address every 90 days, right? I have to jump through fucking hoops to live in Thailand.
Legally. So fuck, fuck anybody else getting a free ride, free hotels, free driving lessons, free health care, free this.
I get nothing.
And I still pay tax and I get nothing.
So fuck economic migrants.
Pay your dues, contribute to society, bring something to the country you're in, or fuck off.
Yeah, I mean, I can't argue with, or rather I won't argue with the fact that, I mean, if you're illegally here, that's problematic.
And yeah, you shouldn't be here.
That being said, I also understand why people immigrate illegally.
This actually kind of goes back to this all that uh this idea that i was talking about yesterday was like do you feel like the american dream is uh still alive uh within
the u.s um yeah i mean with this one it's probably not worth flying the dude back to just fly him
you know back to el salvador uh but it's just like you know up on the
on what you've got to have vetting the thing is anybody coming in your country like this right
you've got to have really intense vetting right like i've had to do a criminal background check
right an acab report to be here that was something i had to do like years ago uh depending on on
some like positions you go for
you have to have like a new one to show you've never been in trouble in thailand right but
i mean where is that level of vetting that you're only letting good people in because there are so
many like trump's not lying when he says they've emptied mental institutes into america it's well
known in venezuela that they cleared out thousands and thousands of patients from mental institutes into America. It's well known in Venezuela that they cleared out thousands
and thousands of patients from mental institutes and thousands and thousands of prisoners from
their main prisons. There's hardly anybody in prison in Venezuela right now, Red Eye.
I would say the point of immigration policy shouldn't be to get good like good is too it's too loose of a
term uh too arbitrary of a term to apply to like the qualities you want in the people immigrating
to your like i i'm very i'm against uh illegal immigration That being said, I think we should allow more legal immigration,
specifically of people with skilled labor.
If you have hard skills, you should be able to get to the front of a queue
relative to people who have no hard skills, in my opinion.
And yeah, I don't know how to... Have you heard what Japan...
Because eventually you'll have to bring in people who have no skills.
They'll inevitably be a category
of people. It's like, no, we're just
simply trying to come here
because our lives are absolute shit
elsewhere and we think we have better opportunities
here. Have you heard what Japan's
about to do, Red Eye or or not do you know about this you know you know
Japan's always been like really like hesitant and resistant right against
like a sort of mass migration or whatever Japan with their obviously
severely decline and birth rate opened up the doors right not so long ago so you know when you
see the pictures like other videos in like paris and lisbon in europe and you've got these like
migrants all over the streets it's already started in japan the japanese government however have
just announced the fact that they need to bring in one million migrants in the next fucking 18 months just to be able to like stem the flow
of their aging population and all that like japan's about open the door to a fucking million
of these motherfuckers and they don't know what they're gonna get like this is gonna be so bad
for japan it's unreal it's interesting i've got a i've got a friend who was born in japan uh he's a dual
citizen um his mom's japanese and his dad is american and every i think five years or so he
has to go and renew his uh citizenship and he was telling me apparently japan like really doesn't
want people to have dual citizenships like they want you to be just a sovereign citizen of japan or just a sovereign citizen of another country and he was
saying his he said he has to end up bringing his family in there to help him his mom is uh one of
the top executives for the largest um insurance company in japan and they come in there and they
basically they ask you like are you uh a citizen of j basically they ask you like are you a citizen of
Japan and are you or are you a citizen of another country and you have to be able to provide documents
to prove this and luckily in Japan you don't have to prove that you also have citizenship elsewhere
like he can get to Japan just while he's on his anyway Anyway, he's basically saying there's just like this hour stand down
that they effectively have
with the passport officer immigration
where they technically don't have to answer that question
or something along these lines.
But basically, yeah, Japan is, you know,
really, really hard line about, like,
who is considered a citizen
and who is not they if if you're considered a citizen of japan they want you in the country
the racists as are the japanese like they'll try not to admit it not i mean what what they call us
guilong is it guilong or guilong or something they call us right white people westerners
call us right white people westerners they're they're quite racist well if i remember from uh
what is it um balls of fury uh the movie guilo means uh it's chinese for like round eye or
something like that oh i tell you what the asians are all racist against each other right
so like the way the japanese look upon the koreans the way the koreans look upon the uh chinese but you know what's the common theme all of them come
together to talk the indians do you know this like every asian will talk the out of indians like
they're gonna mean proper talk the life out of them like Like, it's hilarious. Oh. You know what we could do, Robo, since we didn't get to really do it last time,
is get some other opinions on what is the best cuisines?
What countries make the best cuisines in the world?
I already told you guys.
What was your answer, dude, fans?
Right?
The Mediterranean food, Lebanese food, that shit is the most delicious food.
And then it goes, like you said, just like Japanese, I like Asian cuisine.
Fuck Japanese, man.
It's boring as fuck.
I'm not even having this conversation.
Japanese, dirty knees, look at these.
I'm not having this conversation again.
Those two.
And then Hispanic food is like third.
Italian food is fourth.
I'm curious from tank tank
Who do you think makes the best cuisines in the world like what cultures make the best food?
I mean while tanks getting another ticket, I'm certainly not standard
I mean America it's called lean cuisine and you can find it in your grocery freezer
Lean cuisine. What about you then find it in your grocery's freezer Lean Cuisine
What about you, Ben? Do you have any particular favorites?
Motherfucker, I just said
Lean Cuisine
Can y'all not hear me?
What the fuck?
They have so many options
Look, look, we've got tier one
There are only two on tier one
And that is Indian, traditional Indian
Proper Indian and Thai two on tier one, and that is Indian, traditional Indian, proper Indian, and Thai.
They're tier one. Tier two would be your Italian, your Mexican, maybe a couple other cuisines.
Japanese is tier three, minimum, if not tier four. Japanese food is fucking boring as fucking shit.
It's all different colours and that, and it all tastes the fucking same.
Like it's boring. Japanese food is boring. No, I'm not having it. I'm not ready. I look. Is that the shit that they
load up with MSG? Is that the like just noodles and then just a bunch of Chinese and Korean
either. He's a massive massive on the MSG. Wow.
So I see the motor English food is not that great. The English food is not that great the English food is not that great people aren't like oh
Oh, I can't wait to get some fish and chips. I mentioned English
Nobody said nobody I didn't even put English food on that level of Japanese money mentioned English food
I didn't even like
England doesn't eat you know the more listening is this the most popular edition in england is chicken tikka masala it's the national dish of england is chicken
tikka masala so i didn't know that that is nobody knows that that is dude what that's like that's
that's exactly it's the number one so it's not even so it's a number one food that is going google
go on google the number one fucking ready meal sold in british supermarkets i bet it's a number one food that isn't even from your country Go on Google The number one fucking ready meal
Sold in British supermarkets
I bet it's chicken tikka masala
You know what the number one item is in America?
French fries
Yeah
It's not even American fries
They're not even French
Wait, they're not even French
So you know French fries were developed in Belgium
True story
Belgium fries Tank, what'sium fries tank what's your huh
tank what's your favorite what in order your favorite foods what do you think are the best
food cup noodles cup noodles cup noodles all day long i love me some cup of noodles
are you serious a dirty cup of noodles money hasn't changed we're talking about like regions
we're talking about regions so you don't like spicy food.
Cup of noodles comes in spicy.
What are you talking about?
Cup of noodles?
Spicy cup of noodles?
Tank, you can tell money hasn't changed you at all.
He went crazy.
He went crazy, Gavin.
He got that ticket.
Straight up sodium.
Nothing good for you in there.
It tastes so good.
And then you can take it anywhere.
It's 78 cents.
Sometimes you can get it for 58 at kroger
or walmart sometimes it's dinged up but it's always good it's good old reliable it'll fill
you up and make you feel good you can have it you can have it when you're sick you can have it hot
since you're here tank since you're here let's uh let's get this question up for noodles man
anybody can enjoy that you can take it out of the cup of noodles and nobody would even know it could
be like gourmet noodles just put in a nice fancy bowl cut up a like some some uh some fish what
it was a fish cake or whatever like they do in in the restaurants? Put one slice of fish cake in there and it looks great.
Put some garlic ginger in it.
All of a sudden I'm charging 50 bucks
for that couple noodles.
Hold on a minute.
Have you seen the thing about the instant noodles?
I don't know who's seen it,
but have you seen how they make the instant noodles?
But also, do you know that they never ever go off?
So you can get an instant noodle,
put it in the sun for like
five years and it just doesn't change allegedly they don't they don't digest you know properly
instant noodles i don't need it to digest i'd love them i want to because they're plastic
i cannot stand noodles made like the fucking they're plastic oh they're awful. I'm curious. Just a quick, quick pivot here.
I'm just curious.
I wonder at what point Brian is just like severely questioning his choices to sponsor Rack FM.
I keep saying.
I mean, the joke's on us because the check still hasn't cleared.
We're about to find out. We're about to find out very soon, actually. check still hasn't cleared.
The joke's on.
We're about to find out. We're about to find out very soon, actually.
On that point, we're about to find out very, very soon.
We're getting paid in social credits right now.
We're getting paid in all my gumballs.
Look at them.
Oh, B-Van's just 10X that gumball.
B-Van's just 10X that gumball the other day, didn't you?
She literally went from $ cents to four dollars 50.
she went from five cents the gumball thing you guys are spot on honestly i was thinking about it after after bands posted it or said it actually and i was like what a dgen freaking thing like
that is so crypto a coin or a whole chain fucking dies.
And what do we all do?
We go and fucking pump up the price of the fucking, the nearest freaking related NFT project.
It's fucking awesome.
Love it.
Hey, speaking of, I got a question.
If, and we're not saying that it is, if hypothetically Shit does not go well
For this migration
This move
And let's say I'm hard up
And I have some
Maneki, some OG ones
Where the fuck are you moving to?
Hold on, I still didn't hear that earlier
I gotta move back to Montana
Africa
Well you can hold down Montana for me Because you that's like got a place in my heart for me
Wait, he's leaving
He's leaving or is it supposed to be leaving for like five more years, but I guess we're leaving this year
So that's fine. Wait, he's leaving oregon and montana though. Isn't that a chad move?
like if you're gonna move from one shit state to like a decent state, like Oregon is like one of the shitholes of planet earth,
right?
They're all.
It is.
I send him messages and he sends me messages all day long.
I'm going to,
I'm going to live by him one day.
But yeah,
if you're asking me if I'll buy,
I'll fucking buy those Manakis.
So if,
if it comes push comes to shoves,
yeah,
I'm just curious what sort of like,
okay.
There's always a backup.
I got, I should be okay but yeah
I just
I mean I'm not a JP, I'm not out there buying every
Omi in the whole freaking wide world but I will
Fucking buy me something next
500k man, I know what I got, no lowballs
500k
Do you know last year though we were joking me and Finn
About like Oregon and Portland
And that right, you know, the moniker
The Portland to me And then Finn just sent me a video and said like welcome to portland and listen
to what this video was there was a bunch of cops right in rainbow vests juggling riding unicycles
down the street the police force were on unicycles in rainbow juggling you know what's funny about that you
too can find that that gif if you go to giphy and search for portland it's just a dumb
meme but robo thinks it's like real life up there and i just let you know i don't have the heart to
tell him i don't have the heart to tell him that it's not So he just you know, he lives in a world where Portlandia is fact and a documentary
Which is cool. I'm here for you know
It's like Reno
Exactly exactly and then next I'll be going back to Montana to pretend to play Yellowstone
So yeah, it's all all happy.. Them motherfuckers though, Washington state and Oregon, they are like two of the wokest
like worst states they are. So in Washington, they've just passed a bill in the state fucking
Congress, right? State bill that you can't misgender your kid. If you misgender your kid,
right? Or if anybody misgenders a kid, it's classed as
like domestic violence or some shit.
That's the
dumbest thing I've ever heard.
It's funny, you could have swore my nutsack.
That is retarded.
Fuck.
What a time.
I mean, how do you misgender your kid?
We're truly blessed.
How do you misgender your kid? Do you call him like a little faggot or something like that? Like, is that how it works? How do you misgender your kid? Do you call him a little faggot or something like that?
Is that how it works?
How do you misgender your kid?
You know when you say to people, show up you little faggot
Would that get you in prison, would it?
I definitely don't call my kid that
I've never said that to my kid
It's just like if somebody
Let's pretend you go to Walmart
And you got your kid, you got your boy that's a girl
And your girl that's a boy
And you're going check out
You don't self check out because you like to support real humans
So you go to the checkout counter
And the person behind the checkout counter there
Says oh what a lovely couple of boys you have
Boom right there
You hit them with that fucking lawsuit
And you own Walmart
Just like that.
Easy peasy.
That's smart.
Extremely smart.
You guys are giving me so much ideas.
My mom said I should have been a lawyer.
I should have told that cop,
how dare you assume that this is a functioning phone?
This phone is fucking not a...
This isn't even a phone.
This phone actually...
My phone identifies as the dash camera
A camera no it identifies as a camera my phone
I very much as a as a cup of coffee
Yeah, have a good day
It's for your service guys and then thank them for their service. This is important. You have to thank all their service
Isn't it called door? And then thank them for their service. This is important. You have to thank them for their service.
Isn't it called, though, Munchausen by proxy, isn't it?
Where you enforce, like, your shit on your, like, kid, right?
Isn't it Munchausen by proxy?
Oh, yeah.
It starts out as Munchausen, and then it turns into a hypochondriac sort of sitch.
It's a fun story arc apparently a gumball machine sold for 11.85 ohm
and the price of ohm is skyrocketing my friends after it went down 90 percent i mean where the
fuck else is it gonna go to its room i told y'all freaking the other day i mean but i posted i was
like i'm buying oh my my 4x4 and people are like, oh I got so many freaking messages. Are you stupid? Think I was like, yes, I'm so retarded. You know, they wrote that
Well, that's why it's gonna pump because everyone else is more retarded
And he's like and I'm about to make stupid
Don't hit the player here at the game tanky what we say
I don't hate either one of them actually be honest with you Don't hit the player here at the game Tunky thought we say I
Don't hate either one of them actually be honest with you. I love people that are playing and I love the game. This shit is fun
I don't like people that don't play the game that's that's I think I hate the people that's not play it
Get the fuck out of the pool if you're not gonna play My mom would always say that when I was younger because I used to like not like to play the game and she's like you can
Not want to play the game all you want, but it's gonna end up with you having
A really hard time. She's like you got to just bite the bullet fucking play the game
For the time you're there and then you know go back to being little fucking rebellious fucking you, you know?
Yeah.
I get the same feelings.
Situation happens.
I'm like, fuck, this is the game, isn't it?
Fuck.
Yep.
Dude, I get the same feeling of like disgust.
Wife's trying to call me.
I'm going to hang up on her.
But I get the feeling of disgust. Well, I'm gonna hang up on her
What no hung up on my wife?
She saw you on the news getting pulled over. Yeah, I gotta make my comment first I have the same level of disgust of when I'm in a nice hotel and we're laying out by the pool
And then there's all those people that are being entertained by the by the by the by the staff of doing like their Aqua aerobics and stuff like that or like their dance hall in the pool and then there's all those people that are being entertained by the by the by the by the staff of doing like their aqua aerobics and stuff like that or like their dance hall
in the pool and like there's people in the pool that are not dancing i get so mad at those people
i'm like you better start fucking dancing or get the fuck out of the pool you can't do you can't
just lay there and fucking not play the game anyway i'll be back for getting a ticket bro we
have them aerobics classes outside all over in
thailand you know with a pump and music and holy you get some fat in leotards doing that
like like some real hefty like you know what i'm talking about you know that
pump and aerobics where they do they get bucks and like and then you'll see the state of some
of the yeah we got fat bitches here too
I mean there's fat bitches everywhere
So we know each other
Listen I can guarantee you
And I know this is going to sound terrible
But where I live
Like everybody's thick
Like thick thick
And it's a very small town
And there's very like
Few fit people in town.
The ratio is completely off.
Is that because it gets cool?
So when we go work out...
Is that because it gets cool?
No, I think it's because there's nothing to do.
Where we're located, it's like nothing to do.
And if you don't have money to go on vacation or be doing all kinds of stuff,
maybe you go hiking, but then nobody wants to go hiking they
just stay inside they don't like do anything and there's like did they just go drinking all the
time all the time all the time some people every day of the week and it's just i think the alcohol
and everybody's like fucking on food stamps and shit so i think that that's why they're so thick i didn't understand i go to the gym
most of the listen listen most of the people no listen most when i go to the gym most of the
people at the gym like even the ones that are working out like crossfit i mean they're like
hefty they're i mean they're picking weights up but they're space dead sounds like it's dead hey
don't go over three hours all right i'm gonna I gotta hop in the shower and I'm gonna talk about some music so you're gonna talk
about folks broad and I worry look I didn't get fat fucks me so you know you
getting fat you'll go I'm getting fat me clothes don't fit maybe I need to do
something about it maybe I need to change me habits or do like like two
people just my tits
are getting too my tits are getting too close to my belly like do people just like look in the
mirror for like 10 months and just go like oh i'm getting bigger i'm getting bigger i'm getting
bigger and then all of a sudden they're like fat folks like like how do you not see so like
how do you not understand that your clothes are getting tighter
isn't that just basic physics like oh i didn't fit these pants i fit them two weeks ago and i didn't fit these pants now i better lose some weight like when the minute i got fat and you
know i went from like 83 kilograms to 101 right and i was like and then i was posting pictures
on facebook and people were saying wow robo what's
going on with you like i look like an oaf right and then i was like i better fucking lose weight
and so i went and lost weight i ate salad for three months i went in the pool every day i ran
in the pool and that went to the gym i lost weight and then i've just been back at that normal level
ever since like it's it's got to be laziness for people it's got to be so listen
so listen what all right all right all right ready ready i i at least twice in my life did i allow
myself to go to 200 just twice okay it was just twice and it was big because i'm not very tall So two Kilograms or whatever you freaking
Measurement is
So I let myself but I mean
It's okay
I learned my lesson
200 pounds is decent like 200 pounds is like
Proper little umba lumber
Oh yeah
You know but here's the thing though you know what's funny
Like my weight
Was like evenly distributed in my body. So, like, it was, like, 200 pounds of thickness. Like, you know, it wasn't like I just had a belly. Like, it was literally, like, my face got bigger. Like, everything just swelled up.
And then I looked in the mirror and I was like, oh, I would love to see much.
And then I went to the gym regularly, ate salad and tuna and chicken.
And then I hate salad. Now I fucking I hate salad.
You have to beg me to eat salad. I have to really, really be in the mood.
But yeah, not not again. Not happening again.
Not again, not happening again. I'm too old. It's not going to come off as fast
I'm too old. It's not going to come off as fast.
I'd love to see a 200 pound b-bans in one of them
Fucking blue horizon fucking costumes
Imagine like you're in the back of the line katy perry and everybody coming off and then b-bans just rolls out
No, I get into space and everybody else is floating except for me
Oh, stop it, stop it
I am fucking dying
Can you imagine that?
Fucking 200 pound B-Bands comes rolling out
At the back of the line, ringing the bell
Fucking I'll be dying
How tall are you, B-Bands?
I am 5'3
so I need to weigh
like 130
you know what I mean
like I have this 130
that's where I need to be
so it's like healthy, I don't look too skinny
I don't look
just right
are you big born though? honest question, are you big born? it's like healthy. I don't look too skinny. I don't look just right.
Yeah. Are you a big born though? Are you, you know, are you,
I'm like honest question. Are you a big born?
No, if I, if I keep losing weight, like a few years ago, I think I was like one 20, but I was like really skinny and not to be,
I got, my head was too big for my body. Like it just didn't,
there was the proportions didn't look right. You know what I mean?
Like something I was like, wait a minute, your head's a little bit too big for this body. Like, it just didn't, there was the proportions that didn't look right. You know what I mean? Like, something,
I was like, wait a minute,
your head's a little bit
too big for this weight.
So, like,
like 130,
everything was just about right.
Which, I mean,
if you said everything
was evenly distributed,
what was it
that was like,
you noticed,
you're like, oh, okay,
now I,
now I recognize that,
I'm bigger than I like.
When I was trying on clothes, I went to, what was that?
The New York and Co.
I think it's called New York and Company store.
And I picked out a few pairs of clothes, like a few pairs of pants.
And when I got into the dressing room, I tried to put the pants on. And I had severely underestimated how much I weighed.
Like, I put it up and I was like, it came up to my knees.
I was like, oh shit, definitely not a size six anymore.
I'm trying not to laugh.
I'm trying not to severely underestimate my weight.
I went back and I said, okay, so let me get a bigger,
but I didn't want to make too many trips. So I got like, like an eight, an eight, nine, and I just grabbed, and a 10.
Right?
Like I grabbed like the, because it goes in like two sizes.
I bring those into the dressing room and I got a little further up, you know, each size
got a little further up.
Then I was like, oh shit.
So then I had to go back.
And when I grabbed the 12, I was like, that's like six sizes that's way too much yeah yeah look i didn't know if this applies to women
but i'm gonna be straight with you here so like i say i put like you know 20 odd kilos on i put
like an extra 25 of me body weight on right and i knew straight away like me knees and everything
were painful and that you know i mean these my ankles were killing me off all extra weight.
Wait, hold on real quick.
And if you're wondering, hold on, if you're wondering why I hadn't gotten shopping before,
it's because I was wearing, like, tights and shit.
That's why I don't like wearing tights.
Because tights will fucking trick you into thinking you're a lot thinner than you are
because they keep stretching and stretching and stretching.
But anyways, go ahead.
So, I don't know about the case with women
But when I got fat
Me dick got smaller
Like guaranteed
Like this like
Little chip of lard
I don't know if the skin
Was getting like pulled elsewhere
So I don't know if it's the same for women
Maybe when you get fat
Maybe your fucking
Bulls gets bigger
I don't know
And I don't know if that would be a bad thing
For a man
All I have to say iss gets bigger. I don't know. And I don't know if that would be a bad thing for a man.
All I have to say is everything gets bigger.
Okay.
It doesn't for a man.
You end up with like a fucking.
You end up with like a 15 pounder.
You know what I mean?
Like I'm just.
There you go.
Next.
You want to hold up in front of the camera after you catch it. and make sure that your friends back home see what you caught
I'm not when she went 15 pounder. I immediately thought fucking Alice something coming out the ocean on a fishing rod right
Terrible show
this is the atlantic fufa uh very well what was what was hard for me was people on facebook like
Atlantic
calling me out you know that people on facebook were like wow rob like what's going on with you
recently like people were proper talking me on facebook and then i like looked at the photos
and i thought wow you are a fat like like i'm proper fat like I'm normally a skinny-ish
kid and then like I'm looking and I'm like wow rubble like them pants didn't fit you properly
like me shirt me belly like oh I look disgusting me face me fat face and that was awful so I saw
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 I know you guys probably don't watch Sonic the Hedgehog 1 2 or 3 or whatever but
Jim Carrey is in all of them, and I find him absolutely hilarious.
That's why I watch them.
Well, anyways, on this third one, Jim Carrey's character, Dr. Robotnik, gains a shitload of weight.
And he's all greasy and fat because he's depressed because he lost to Sonic, you know?
So he's all, like, fucking depressed. And Sonic comes lost to sonic you know so he's all like fucking depressed
and sonic comes in and it is so hilarious jim carrey is slapping and rubbing his big ass belly
and there's like grease on him and he's got this huge ass mustache oh my goodness you guys have to
see this scene i fucking loved it it is so he is a comedic genius. But anyways,
he was so fat and greasy.
It was like kind of okay.
Is there a Sonic the Hedgehog movie?
I didn't even know there was a Sonic the Hedgehog movie.
Are you shitting me?
I'm not.
Nope.
There's three of them.
No way.
Are they decent or are they? I think they're hilarious.
I mean,
they are for,
they are obviously made for kids,
but you can actually see there's like innuendos and stuff
and then you can also just the storyline and the comedic value that jim carrey brings to it is
is what makes it a really good movie in my eyes jim carrey's one of the most talented actors like
i think he's right up there like in the same like vein as like robin williams uh with his like
voices and everything like jim curry is an absolute
genius i mean i grew up with the mask and uh pet detective right so like you know you me and irene
like jim curry there's there's not many people have been in that like level like i say he's
he's probably the closest thing they were robin william Williams that we've seen since like Robin Williams. Do you know what I mean?
That's and I honestly feel like he makes the whole movie
So you have to watch it because it's it's really it's really well made and he's super funny
You're missing out on his like comedic genius when I watch it
Have you can you remember pet detective though when he does the crying game or not when he realizes been necking on with a bloke the dude and then he's in the shower he's the crying game
funny he takes he takes the plunger and he's like trying to plunge his face and he's like
pouring toothpaste into his mouth no i don't know b-bans have you seen the original movie
the crying game or not so you know the song obviously right but you know there's a movie
with forrest whitaker do you know about this or not yeah but i haven't seen it in many many years
it's mad he he gets in with his bird and then he finds out she's got a cock like literally pulls
the niggas down and the flops out so he's there it's something to do with like the IRA Or something isn't it
In the garden your woman
Like they're trying to take care of her
And Forrest Whitaker's like the
Like the guard that's like looking after us
Something and then he gets romantically involved
And then he pulls the niggas down
And literally the cock flops out
It's like the whole fucking thing
I tell you what I mean
It's a movie you watch once
Let's say that
So that's why I watch
once because it's been so long. I can't even like remember it. Um, anyways, snails, I see
you're here. Hello. How you doing? Good morning. Good morning. Figured I'd hop back in and
say good morning. Now that I get a chance, uh, pretty funny show. I can't believe robo
actually had to explain what, what gay anal sex was.
So pretty entertaining overall today.
Broad, do you like Jim Curry?
He's every human resources director.
He's a position away from me.
Do you like Jim Curry?
I'm not a big Jim Carrey fan, to be honest.
I think I was as a kid, but nowadays, I can't really watch them.
Yeah, I was never a Jim Carrey person myself.
Oh, I watched the trailer today of the movie coming out primitive war anybody
saying this no the jurassic park meets like cabin in the woods sort of no
no so you saw now the new jurassic park comes out in july right
so they've made they've made another one with like uh jeremy irons and that in called uh
primitive war it looks class looks so good like the trailer like
i can't wait to watch that because they're all sitting on jurassic parks movies are there now
well you know that jurassic park's been really hitting the with the last two uh releases right
dominion and the one before uh they've been getting absolutely slated and you know because
obviously the way they've differed from the books and you know because obviously the way they've
differed from the books and that and so primitive war is allegedly being billed as like the
alternative like the real kind of like dinosaur meets horror movie type thing it's being billed
as like the the jurassic park killer this summer but at the tree primitive walk on watch the trailer
on youtube it looks mint like these like navy sales go missing so they send a team in to look for them send them into the jungle and then there's
like just killer dinosaurs all over i mean who doesn't like a dinosaur can we all agree like
a dinosaur movie is a good movie regardless right i mean not all dinosaur movies are created equally you know what i mean
i'm just saying hey queenie how you doing i love you too
it's weird isn't it how the humans didn't like jim curry it's weird isn't it babe on those all the youngins wait wait how young snails is is young? I thought he was like our age
I thought he was in his 40s
No, he's Gen Z or something
This cunt, man
I'm 34
See? I told you he was this close
So actually
Robo's closer to retirement
Than
Snails.
Sage.
So there's a difference with Red Eye and Snails.
So Snails is on the back end of the Millennials.
The Millennials, sorry.
And Red Eye's at the front end of the fucking Gen Z, isn't he?
So they're on the cusp of being two different generations.
These two motherfuckers.
I'm at the end of 95.
Yeah. I would at the end of 95. Yeah,
I would say the difference was, you know,
when I graduated high school,
that was the year that the iPhone
came out, so,
you know, beginning college,
we kind of still had, like, basic Android phones,
Sidekicks,
stuff like that, so, a little
different, like, I think the culture
changed switch pretty quickly
hey Robo
we are hitting we are at the two
hour mark
it flew by hasn't it
it flew by
we didn't even get
to talk any real news except like
a couple of bits at the beginning but yes
I want a good night's sleep because I've got work to do tomorrow actually i've been called
upon uh and i've got to get on a zoom with a new boss you know the holidays end today so i've got
a new boss since my boss resigned uh before song crime and i've got to get on a zoom call with this
tomorrow and i'm not looking forward to it like i didn't even know the like i don't even know who he is like i don't even know what he looks like and apparently i've got to get on a zoom call with this tomorrow and I'm not looking forward to it like I didn't even know the like I didn't even know who he is like I didn't even know what he looks like
And apparently i've got to get on a call when i'm in talk room, so
That should be fun. And i've got to get ready for a new workshop. I know so yes time to wind down darling, right?
Yes, yes, you guys uh you guys have any interviews uh Slated for this week or next week?
Yeah, I've got two lined up
Not until the end of the month
And then B-Bands is waiting on two
I'm waiting on Bernie
We're supposed to be getting Bernie
I'm waiting on Bernie
And I'm waiting on Mush
That he does stake
He's working on He's going to give us a beta test But if we stake it live and I'm waiting on Mush that he does stake.
He's working on,
he's going to give us a beta test,
but for stake it live at stake it underscore live.
And so it's a Bitcoin staking thing.
Rewards and infrastructure provider
for the Ordinal's ecosystem on Bitcoin.
So I just got his,
we just talked today
and he said he would.
So I sent him the link.
We'll see if he, Mush signs up. we've got kobe kobe money coming up on the 30th of april
uh they're a bit of a new project and i've also i'm busy talking it to solana projects
but they're just dragging their rails a little bit at the minute uh i wanted to get humanity
protocol on and all i've been trying to pitch humanity protocol but they're just dragging their rails a little bit at the minute I wanted to get humanity protocol on and all
I've been trying to pitch humanity protocol
But they're proving a little bit tricky as well
So they're a little bit like Dr. Pepe type thing
Sorry, Banz
Hey, can you ask Jake what that chain his token is on?
He doesn't ever respond to my messages
After the whole Bitcoin thing
But like, can you ask ask him because I'm curious
What chain his token is on
Migrated from so long
It is inertia or something
It is something like that
It does begin with an I like inertia
Or it is I'll have to go and have a look
Alright but 100% yeah I'll find out for you
It's in his bio isn't it
Sure it's in his bio Um I don't It's in his bio isn't it I'm sure it's in his bio
I don't think so
Wait a minute isn't it something on
It's the internet computer protocol
It's something on top of
It's not on ICP
It is it is
It's like a layer 2 built on ICP
Let me see Jake
I'm sure it is
Let me see Jake
The media call me Q Shaman
No he doesn't have it
On his thing
Forbidden
Truth Academy
Dot com
Interesting
Yeah no
He doesn't have anything
You realise
I don't see anything
About his token
You realise
You scared him away For like You're probably never Going to see anything about his token. You realize you scared him away.
You're probably never going to come on the show again
because you fucking hounded him like that.
You know that.
First of all, it wasn't just me.
Second of all, I just think that I was being direct
and he should be able to handle a person being direct,
especially him being a direct person as well.
Yeah, if you can talk all that shit.
If you can talk all that shit politically, he can't handle some criticism and or questions regarding another line of, you know, topics or interest.
Then, yeah, it's kind of weak.
I don't think he did.
I don't think he talked to personally.
No. I think he's fine. Robo's mad at me because I was his friend.
Yeah have you tried getting uh what's the guy who shot those three people after
oh Rittenhouse? You tried getting Rittenhouse? Kyle Rittenhouse yeah.
You want us to get him on the shore do ya? Kyle Rittenhouse you tried getting written written house yeah you want us to get him on the show
do you kyle rittenhouse yeah maybe jake is friends with him
there you go b-bands put that one in the diary kyle rittenhouse i'll hit his fucking p8 up after this show
i actually like kyle rittenhouse me actually uh i watched him on the tim pool show when he did his interview after he got the not guilty and he's actually just a nut he's a really decent kid like
like really decent like normal like you know not really get outspoken or this or that he's like quite a humble
like kid like it when all stay like i'm very happy he got a not guilty given the given the facts and
the circumstance and the fact that the people he did take down i mean one of them was a pedo
they were crying about a pedo getting shot one of them was proper confirmed pedo right one of the people he shot yeah i mean fuck you bro is eddie azard um married oh you're saying all the shit in the uk about this
cunt i didn't know if he's married but uh so he wants to be called she he wants to be called she
and her and he's like i don't like He does me head in that cunt
He absolutely does mine
I think he lost his fucking mind
I mean I get it you want to dress up a little bit
But I think it's done
I think he's
So he originally did all of that
Susie, he wants to be called Susie
Susie Eddie Azard
Correct, aye
So you know the whole thing about Eddie dressing up
Was all about the shock tactics
To make him like different when he was a stand-up.
So, this whole dressing up thing goes back to when he was a stand-up, right?
I mean, he's always been, like, crying out for attention. A little bit like Sam Smith kind of thing, you know?
But he basically did the dressing up just to be different in the stand-up world. That's the top and bottom of Eddie Izzard.
Wait, no, you're saying he just did it.
No, I think he acted like he just did it to be different, but he, the whole time he wished he could dress like that all the time.
And then times changed and he was like, okay, it's not shocking anymore.
So it's time guys. Guys, I want to introduce you to Susie.
You know what I mean? I feel like that's what happened you know
we just got a top boxing promoter I think it was I'm not too sure it was like Frank Warren or
someone uh it wasn't Eddie I'm thinking it was Frank Warren but he literally turned into a woman
overnight like literally overnight like proper like Jenna style like it was kind of weird like
that like a proper kid he's been in boxing promotion for like 40 years or something and then the next he's calling himself mary or
something and wearing a flowery dress like it was quite uh that was quite the shocker i have to say
i think it was frank warren right uh so i wouldn't know was it was it so he gave us an emoji was a
frank warren who became the lady no i? I mean, each to their own.
Do you not think it's a bit funny when someone's like 60 or in like late 50s
or something and then decide they want to be a woman?
Isn't it a bit late?
You know what? It's never too late.
If you're retired and you got
nothing else to do,
I mean,
I could see that. I could see that.
I could see that being...
Wait a minute.
If you're retired...
You're comparing it to like a hobby.
I know.
If you're retired and got nothing else to do,
you can sit on some control.
These are people's genders we're talking about,
red eyes.
We're talking about people's lives.
Oh, you're talking about like people doing it.
Like, they're like,
oh, I knew I was this.
I thought you were just talking about cross-dressers.
Do you reckon the two different things are?
It's all like cross-dressing.
Is it a public sport or not?
Whereas being a proper full-on tranny is a fucking public thing, isn't it?
Are they two different things? I don't know. It public thing, isn't it? No? Are they two different things?
I don't know.
It's weird, isn't it?
Isn't it weird?
I think they probably are two different things, although they have overlapping.
Yeah, I have no idea.
I can't help but think about It's Always Sunny, where Charlie thinks he's a cross-dress, or he thinks he's trans because he wears a dress in order to poop in public.
I find the whole thing weird.
Let's end the show on that note
But I find it all a bit weird me
This whole trans thing
I kind of like
I don't care
It doesn't bother me
I kind of like understand
Don't tell everybody that you're a woman
I kind of understand it
But then I don't understand it
If that makes sense
Do you know what I mean It's a weird one isn't it It's a weird conversation But then obviously you're not, but I kind of understand it, but then I don't understand it. If that makes sense.
Do you know what I mean? Like it's a,
it's a weird one,
isn't it?
It's a weird conversation that like,
especially the male to female one.
I think when it's female and male,
it's a little bit more understandable because they're all normally
let's be right.
I do want to say something.
If I was part of,
if I was trans and I was like,
I want to be identified as a man, I would be angry with the people that cross dressed as animals and wanted to be identified as animals.
Because I'd be like, now that's ridiculous because that's, that's an animal. I'm a human being. I would be like super offended. I would not want to talk to those people and said, they're like, we're inclusive. We include everybody. Me, I'd be like, nah, hell no.
people and said they're like we're inclusive we include everybody me i'd be like nah hell no he's
like i'm trying to i'm trying to represent a man over here and you're here dressing up like a
freaking pooch get the out of here that's what i would think i want to identify as a rich couldn't
me that's the only identity crisis i've got going and i want to identify like like literally if you
can identify as whatever you want why can't I identify as someone who's rich as fuck, like?
Oh, I would have loved that.
Just be like, I identify as someone
whose taxable income is zero.
I would have loved that.
Ha ha!
Oh, my goodness, and on that note,
we better shut the space down.
Yes, we gotta shut the... But listen, we need to get that clip
We gotta get a clip of
When Tank gets pulled over
Because you can hear the cop and stuff
In the background, he's like, I'm pulling you over, sir
And he's like, oh, I'm getting pulled over
And he gets off
And then his kids schooling him
And then his kids giving him grief in the background
Yeah, we don't hear Joe's kids I made that clip. And then his kids schooling him. And then his kids giving him grief in the background.
Yeah, we don't hear Joe's kids talk.
Actually, I don't know.
Has Joe's kids ever came on and talked on the space?
No, they're just screaming in the background.
They're just screaming Joe in the background.
Yeah, he's got like earbuds On or something and you can hear
The background noise of them just like screaming
Or throwing shit
He might have younger kids
Does he have younger kids?
Oh he does
Yeah he has
Like 3 and 5 or something or 3 and 6 or something
Basically though Joe hates his life
Because he lives in a house with fucking 3 women right
Or he's like his wife and his two daughters.
And he's just constantly outnumbered and outgunned.
And he's like, he's always in the DMs like, fuck my fucking life.
Like, I hate this shit.
He doesn't, but he does.
He can't get a word in Edgeways, apparently.
I mean, maybe that's driving him to become more of, you know, that that hardened New York City man.
You know that this. Yeah. He's going to he's going to lean further into the deli meats.
Oh, my gosh. OK, guys, we need to shut this down. Just go look at the top real quick at the top.
Ariel Givner. She's like a lawyer, I think she's freaking awesome
She's been in the space forever
She put a post about Coffeezilla
Interviewing Ohm and then
I mean basically saying
Ohm's shit was shady
And Coffeezilla is
In agreement with that
Coffeezilla, why would you go on Coffeezilla?
Well he's on
Mario's space a bit later
isn't he so we'll have to all tune in for that one if i miss it if it's when i'm asleep he's
left to like fill me in tomorrow uh but yes we do need to wind it down we are what time is it
you'll have to go and have a look
left have a look i i didn't know what time it is but yes, let's wind it down
we're recorded, we've been going two hours
I don't even know where two hours have gone
it's disappeared, like I don't even
understand what we've been talking about
like for two and a half hours nearly
and on that note people
goodnight, God bless, take care
wherever you are in the world, we love you loads
we'll catch it tomorrow
8am AST tomorrow. Alright, peeps?
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