Thank you. you All right, peeps. All right. I've just fired up. Yeah, just give the crew a couple of seconds to jump in.
I'm pretty sure B-Bands is free this AM and we'll just hit a few people up.
I mean, it's not like we're short on content, is it? Fucking Jesus.
How can you be short on content in this
madness that we're witnessing like it's kind of like a bit ridiculous now
it's mental i've never fucking known a news cycle as continuous as fucking invasive as like fucking what like it's just fucking nuts i live in an asia i can't wake
up and just be like oh what's happening and then it's like bang fucking smack in your fucking face
like fucking no getting absolutely bitch slapped it's fucking i don't even know what to say let's see what
happens with comey that's going to be interesting uh let's see what happens with latisha james and
all like adam schiff these people that there's a the democrats have to be willing to throw these people to the wolves
there needs to be blood no finn's fucking ep3 he'll tell you that at the last album
end of an era uh ep3 there will be blood but putting that aside like adam schiff just being
butchered beyond belief he's fucking bang the rights him leticia james bang the
fucking rights call me i mean we haven't heard what came out of borton's house yet
uh wait a minute let me find out where these people are
aye she's probably like laughing at me kid here we go wait a minute probably laughing at me
go wait a minute probably laughing at me oh trump's fucking kicking off with the generals
and that isn't he he's got pete eggs everything he's fucking the generals are fat as fuck and
that and they need to fucking lose some weight oh my good lord what is going on there like
and trump's just like oh he's shitting on them i've just been posting loads of updates in the
group chat man what's been going on fuck i can've just been posting loads of updates in the group chat,
man, about what's been going on.
Fuck, I can't even believe I recorded this.
Normally it's unrecorded, so I can ramble or not ramble,
but since we're recorded, we'll keep going, fuck, what's going on?
Trump's flown to Quantico, right?
Where all of, like, the fucking FBI, and that's uh headquartered right and he's just they're off
loading him pete headset fucking they're just going off and on like it's kind of funny no
for one of a better word like if you look what's happening in the fucking uk it's like
so faggoty oh it's so ridiculous i can't even talk about it we're gonna talk about
it tonight but it's it's playing out like some Greek tragedy the nephews all know about Greek
tragedies and shit like that like but it's they've even had a supreme court ruling up in scotland
there shout out the jocks they've even had a supreme court ruling on the definition of a woman
they don't have to get that bad that a supreme court can you even believe that in the first
place i know you don't but i'm telling you and by the way if i sound dodgy it's because i've
had a like massive like either dengue or flu for like this is the sixth day now
yeah i thought day five it was gone and then i like woke up the day and i was still like
fucking great grouchy marks not grouch or fucking grouchy from grouchy marks here
where's our woman b-bans like she's rugby wait a minute
that's it she's getting a yore i better you know what this has happened before with these twitter updates
and these shit i better jump out and jump back in in case someone is in the audience because
you can't like sometimes people join they're like can you see me and i'm like no
fucking android man never mind one second you
no cunts they're always like this and then they'll be like coming in like it 15 minutes in like oh what you've been talking about you you you that's what i've been talking about
fucking you you bitch that's what i've been talking about
clever eyes look who let's see all these dms haven't gone look at that man
loads of dms haven't sent so far let me get these out fucking hell if you listen to this
on the replay and you haven't heard about banbury in the uh county of oxytor i think it is gone
listen to what's just happened in uh banbury just gone if you jump on talk
right talk tv or something on youtube you're gonna find what i'm talking about i didn't want
to go on about it here until there's like people here who can give objective opinions oh finn's
here oh my goodness we're blessed here we go oh finn i've just been freestyling like bro just been
freestyling from the beginning how you doing good morning to you okay what are you doing
well mate um i'm preparing to cook because uh i'm on that you know after that masala yesterday i was
like i starved all day today.
I'm going to have one big feed, but I bought some potatoes earlier to make mashed potato.
I bought some pork mince to make some gravy mince.
And I've got some onions in the house.
And I'm just going to like, after we've had a bit of banda, I'm just going to whip up a good scrum.
Dude, what timeline am I living in?
I'm living in the craziest timeline ever.
Our boy got wrecked by some chicken Marsala yesterday.
Dude, I fed the neighbours, you know.
I've been promising them.
So I've been, every day, they're asking me, like,
And when they see me carry, because i never put the meat in me bag you know my shopping bag
where i've got my coffee or my milk or this or that i didn't put meat in there i carry me meat
you know from the supermarket turning up the road i just like literally pour it in two plastic bags
the one plastic bag that's like wrapped up and got the barcode on it and then you've got the
other plastic bag around the outside and i just carry it home i didn't put it in my bag you know raw meat put anything else in
there you know eggs and vegetables and blah blah blah everything else but not the meat and so the
same he carried me meat home every day and they're like what you're making what you're making you
know so i tell them like and i've been saying right when i make the indian i'm going to bring
some indian like dude that these days have never ever tasted indian
food before ever they were like aloi mark the woman gave the plate back the day and it was
polished she was like kawpun kawp thank you very much like aloi best friends out there via chicken
chicken chicken are those sinkholes fucking shit up we did a story on the jam hole the other day about some
singles in thailand there is that anywhere near you we had like two or three popping up i mean it's
not but we're not we're not safe where we are we're on the canal so like if there ends up being
some underground and some canal water starts going missing we're in deep do you know what
i mean everyone's paranoid right now everyone you know after the earthquake the one we saw the picture of it look it was like swallowing
up a whole block damn near it's crazy did you see did you see the dude who's like pick up though
like because the first of all a part of it collapsed and then after a couple of seconds
the rest of it collapsed and that's when the water pipes and that broke and then there was a pickup
on the second break down there was a pickup that was left right on the edge did you see that bro i was like
yeah that's crazy it's the earth just reclaiming what is hers so you know well i've got tweets
about this going back months about the earthquakes getting worse around the world so you know well i've got tweets about this going back months about the earthquakes getting
worse around the world so you know i've been on heightened alert since uh march since we had our
earthquake remember we've been tracking all the major volcanoes and earthquakes and other other
things like that it's pretty interesting the one-off russia was massive you know when they
did the uh warning for uh it was on the pacific side when they did the warning For, it was on the Pacific side
When they did the warning for Hawaii
They didn't like come off
You know what I'm talking about?
Oh bro, there's been some wild
Few years ago bro, I don't know if you called this
Because it wasn't mainstream, did you see
Sulawesi in Indonesia or not?
I think that's the one With the video of everybody down there watching and just filming it and then all of a sudden it gets closer and they start
running up the thing by the resort it might be a different one yeah yeah yeah recent you're
talking recently right like not gone back like decades you're talking about recently yes that's
it yeah yeah like the last few years i feel like there was people like got
out like their pickups and that and they were just like standing there like taking photos and
videos and there was people and then all of a sudden one dude is like uh i'm gonna run and
then everybody fucking was like oh shit we better run mate that was a white that was a fucking
wipe out that you know that was a really really really bad white belt
mate i was out here you know like i see it just after it happened so i experienced a lot of a
first hand but then i didn't go to uh banda actually in that like until oh wait a minute
uh 2009 so i'd band actually uh on the northern tip of samara the muslim place is where i got hit
the worst they hadn't even recovered so like five years dude five years later though Five years later, right?
And they just hadn't recovered at all
And that was a very uncomfortable place to be
I just recently did fucking like
So they'd whipped a French dude and two locals
So like they're waiting to bring the weapons together when they're ready
But this French dude had been caught necking on with this like young girl or like not young young but you
know muslim girl uh and he got busted and he got strapped or a stone table in the middle of the
center mosque and whipped in public and that this had just happened like before we went oh i was freaking out what you get that's what you get fucking with these young girls around there's a documentary actually
there's a documentary where they try where they go around and the uh film the young kids like
uh the young boys and girls like you know 15 16 17 18 like trying to make out and like there's
like islamic police that like drive around we get whips looking for them the worst way to deal about was like the parents you know like when we were kids we didn't have
some fucking muslim police after us the best thing i lived i lived on samatra for quite a while
actually such a magical place right i went down to lake tober i spent a couple of weeks there this
is how i end up extending my visa but the best thing about the whole island from everything i did like was
meeting me little monkey mate who was like chained up he was chained up at the hotel
and honestly i've got a video of him oh bro servitude monkey what the i took him
food every day and he just loved me.
He used to grab me finger and dance around and everything.
And I was just like, this is just so beautiful.
I'll have to send you the video. See you, little monkey buddy.
I'll have to sort the video out with me little mate.
You're going to love him like he's the
most exciting little monkey you've ever seen in your life but and he wasn't even chained up in
the place he was chained up underneath i was chained up underneath on the pillars like i felt
bit sad for him that's not that's sad but it's funny that you found a little monkey friend
that makes me happy oh dude i went every day for like two weeks i took him fucking food
and everything every day for two weeks i took him some flowers you know i picked some flowers
because beautiful place uh oh now you're making shit up get out of here no no no no dude i took
him flowers man you should you should have seen him smelling the flowers and everything man he was
absolutely blown away man wait you see where he lives, he was living on it
He was living on concrete
He was living on concrete, honestly
Wait till you see this video of me, my mate
It'd be just nice as nightmares
I've got a few friends out there, I animals mate talking about animals out there gmgm oh it's all kicking off in it
trump's over there telling the generals your father's useless you woke
that's what it's so funny I'm looking out at all these
and I'm thinking to myself,
He's eating a Big Mac while he's doing it.
What the fuck are you fat fucks doing around here?
Give me some Big Mac sauce.
I need to excoriate someone.
In the UK, the UK is over.
In fact, we are about to see the biggest level of political revolution in the UK, I believe, that you've ever seen in your life.
I just hope that it doesn't end in bloodshed.
I've said this for months.
I'm saying the same thing again.
I've got a bad feeling red eye you know about what are you having dreams again oh it doesn't stop doesn't stop now pretty much all
the time that's i wake i find myself like waking up at 3am and that and just putting
fucking gb news about on a tablet on youtube and then just falling asleep or talk tv or something
like i'm it's the you could dude what i could tell you even in since sunday so it's what shoots
we're talking 48 hours ago bro there was a big gang rape in a cemetery in banbury in oxfordshire
in england on sunday one woman and a gang of them right and then it's 48 hours
right and the newspapers and all that the local press have been like pressing them saying what's
going on you know blah blah blah like and then eventually after 48 hours they've named that
one of the suspects was white like there's hell on about this white people man mormon church
always raping and how many how many constitutes a gang though so if there was three you'd say there
were three maybe even if there was like three is a threesome a menage a trois gangbang is four or
more i believe no but there would be no but there would be four, but there would be four No, if the witness
Saw three, then it would be four
Like, I get where you come from
Did the witness participate
Or were they just filming?
So do you know what it sounds like?
Do you know who saved that another woman who
ran asphyxiation brought his own chair he's just dude it was it was in a cemetery it was in a
cemetery and it was the scottish woman who the little scottish teenager who brandished with axe
with that yeah oh every kid every kid in england will be running around like that in about five
to ten years if some doesn't change it'll be like what do they call it again what's the
movie where once a year you can get out and you can kill the people the purge the purge so it'll
be cross it'll be england in in the next five to ten years something doesn't dramatically change in the next six
to nine months what will happen is the following it will be the purge crossed with children of men
featuring uh clive uh clive what's his name and children of the corn no no no no it'll be
but it'll be crossed with like escape from ellie it'll be fucking other
people having difficulty listening to us i'm glad you three can anyway it's recorded so i'm not i'm
not worried about people who's not here nate is back escape from dc
robot have you seen the latest thing that Trump posted from his Twitter?
It's like a voiceover of Chuck Schumer.
Hackam Jeffries in the Mexican train.
Dude, it's probably the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.
I've watched it like 40 times.
Community notes below it saying this is clearly satire and a joke.
Chuck Schumer is not as factual and articulate in real life.
Imagine catching strays from the community notes
because you're such a fleb.
And it's Hakeem Jeffries is standing there
I couldn't stop laughing.
I can't believe the fucker is posting this from from his twitter account but did you see the
wait a minute it's not his twitter it's his true social which then gets shared to
I haven't been Liverpool,
It just kept booting me out
just in case anyone has the same issue,
what I had to do was join a couple of other spaces and then come back into this one.
Right, and it kind of like reset everything.
That's how shadow banned we are,
because we talk about deep, dark shit,
so we shadow banned to fucking death, right?
All right, well, you guys have a good rest of the space I gotta get to work
I will see you gents later
wait a minute enjoy your free speech
and your first amendment right
alright that's the line yeah and your First Amendment, right? That's the line, yeah. And your Second Amendment.
going to be the next, like, Costa del Sol.
fucking Tony Blair's fucking
fiefdom, isn't it? That's what it is.
I kind of believe Tony Blair
is involved in this. I'm disgusted
beyond all. I assume you guys know
more about him. didn't the name
he's a war criminal he should be on the end of a rope there's nothing else to say
it's scumbag fabian communist that's what he is he's uh he's uh i'll tell you what
we haven't never talked enough about the fabian society on here i didn't reduce red
eye to the fabian society have we got scott yet because scott i think you're having problems with your mic or whatever
nah i can't hear scott can anyone hear him no unfortunately no bro i was gonna say i'll jump
out and back in if we if like yes could hear him no uh here's the one for you really interesting
this red eye cell cherry and probably know this red eye do you know why uh
orwell called 1984 1984 or not i only found this out a couple of days ago but go on red eye no i
mean i i'm assuming it's it was the what i've heard it's like the opposite of 1948 which was
no no it's the opposite well it's not the opposite but it's 100 years later from 1884 right oh okay so
essentially that's when the fabian society was created was 1884 and all well congruently the
labor party too yes correct then the labor party at the time but orwell was convinced it would take
them because it was this gradual uh element of introducing you know uh communist marxism in a
socialist wrapping paper and ribbon essentially like all all well yeah we have a letter and
initial thing was a wolf in sheep's clothing slowly slowly catch the monkey attitude of this
you know progressive society with a torto yeah and then i and then the
the tortoise obviously but you know red eye orwell thought right by 1984 these allowed
like the commies allowed like a complete grip on thing and that's where 1984 come from these
people tony blair is literally if you've watched the movie uh damien the is literally, if you watch the movie,
The Omen, Red Eye, the original one?
2 and 3, bro, it's one of the greatest
you've got to watch this movie.
It's almost like they were telling you years ago
some people you can just tell there's just evil around them scott's i've never noticed that
comparison but i've seen some early videos of blair the other day and like it's just come back
to my mind there now and like yeah damien i'm telling you he's there he could be the devil in
the disguise him like he red eyes a war criminal who's responsible
for the murder of like i'm telling you well over a million people he should be hanging from a rope
in the middle of fucking westminster gardens for everyone to see until the what uh what conflict
was he a part of if it wasn't for fucking if it wasn't for ge Bush, George W. Bush,
getting Blair on board, it never would have happened.
The minute that Blair was on board, NATO had to be on board,
the Commonwealth had to be on board.
And there's an off-mic moment.
Have you never, ever seen the off-mic moment of Tony Blair
The off-mic moment. It's famous in history man oh my goodness me yeah you're lucky you've got uncle robo around you do you think it's do you think it's more
uh uh do you think it's more important than hearing xi jinping and putin talk about harvesting organs
and eternal life it's just as important it's up there it's up
there with like open mic gas mate well let's start at this one have you not seen it right right so
you're at home in front of your equipment yeah yeah look up just george w bush
because he was the second one ge W Bush and Blair hot mic moment
and it'll be like it's going to be top of everything else
and son right both became president
who's the only other president who ever
had a son that became president do you know this one red eye that's a good one i love trivia you
said other than bush there's only one there's only done there's only two presidents whose son
went on to govern the country without looking do you know who it is i'd have to say... Oh, he's stolen.
No, I was going to say Kennedy, but that's not it.
Well, he had John Adams and he had John Quincy Adams, didn't you?
Back in the day, they're the only two.
The Bushes and the Adamses.
Obviously, polar opposites, of course.
As many drugs as you've taken in your life, Rob,
I'm surprised your brain works like it does.
Well, I have to teach American history out here.
That's what you just didn't understand.
It must be the difference between drugs back then and drugs now.
They were actually mind-opening and mind-expanding back in the day.
So I'm looking up the hot mic
Bush was heard bluntly stating that
in the conflict what they really need to do
is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing
this shit and it's over. I don't see anything that blair said you've got to go back like uh 2003
probably early 2003 or something it was literally for the iraq war because america was very quickly
going to afghanistan but it was all about the iraq war and it was like the worst like we all found
out peddling the weapons of mass destruction why correct exactly exactly do you know do you know
we had this kid professor who like mi5 and mi6 work together and they get budgeted his
fucking soul this kid top professor from oxford who end up going and hanging himself over the lie red eye do you know about this or
no no never heard of this yeah he didn't epstein himself did he oh unbelievable unbelievable the
lies that they're told about weapons of mass destruction that's what i mean tony blair's
a war criminal and should be on the end of a rope and i'm not wrong in saying that yeah I mean, would you also put Bush on that same
Yeah, they're not far from it.
Well, under Bush is when we had the Patriot Act, which is
one of the things I think of as
though? How old were you?
uh that would have been early two or two maybe seven okay the smith munro act like how old were you a lot a lot older right oh let's see and you should have been given more folks about that than anything else at the
time well well the smith munro monroe act was um repealed in 2012. it was established in 1933 i
believe that's the that's the smith munt act yes sorry what did i say monroe again uh that's something
else the smith act of 1940 made it a federal crime
to advocate for the forceful overthrow of the US government
to organise and be part of a group that supports.
This is unconstitutional.
Well, it was put in place back then,
and it prevented you guys from being propagandised
with fucking communist material up until the point
that Obama repealed that act in 2012,
and then the entertainment industry went full fucking
throttle with all the propaganda, Marxist
nonsense, gender swapping,
bending, race bending and
then blurring the lines between
good and evil and making villains
morally grey and all this kind of shit.
I'm surprised that was allowed. I mean, it sounds
like a direct violation of your Second
that they... It was to prevent
your establishment from propagandising
the old people. You can talk about
it as much as you fucking well want to.
But what the rule was was to prevent
the entertainment industry,
which Hollywood, even back then, was
They brought in a rule themselves as well
which prevented them from getting fired
for their political beliefs, and that
was what was used against them with
Gina Carano being fired from Disney
in California specifically,
was created to prevent communists from losing jobs and shit.
Yeah, it says in 57, Yates versus United States,
the court held that the teaching or advocacy
of the overthrow of the US government
that was not accompanied by any subversive action
is constitutionally protected free speech, not punishable.
You've got to remember, though, that was heading into the height of the Cold War, you know? Yeah. by any subversive action is constitutionally protected free speech not punishable you've
got to remember though that was heading into like the height of the cold war you know yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm just reading the the original words like the original words
in in theory it isn't a violation of your free speech because it was basically put in place to
stop the news networks from propagandizing your own people well that's gone now
uh well the people are advocating for to bring it back and trump's aware of it there's a girl
a couple of weeks ago that did a video that went viral and the elon shared it and trump shared it
too so he's aware so it might be something that might it should go both that other countries
cannot propagate propagandize us and our own government cannot.
Well, there might be revisions because they want this one to be called the Charlie Kirk Act instead of the Smith-Mund Act.
I mean, I'm all for preventing propaganda as long as it's from everybody, including our own government.
Which I believe it was Obama that made it legal to
that Trump believes in propaganda
personal... Are you serious?
Are you fucking kidding me? Yes. Look at his
Twitter. Look at his fucking...
He's putting Mexican hats on. He's putting Mexican hats on people.
It's hilarious, but it's propaganda.
Oh, hey, call it what you want.
It's funny, but I will say it gets...
I'm referring to it as propaganda mostly because I see the way people react to this.
And the reactions are very similar to the reactions to people who are aligned to governments who are propagandizing a different type of media.
But I mean, I'm not going to be shy about it.
I'm not a fan of trump's uh general uh social media presence i suppose i
suppose as a non-american i'm indifferent to it so therefore by default if i am indifferent
and impartial then the funny shit it's gonna make me kind of laugh but i do like i do agree with i agree i do agree with uh safe borders i do agree with energy uh
independence and even energy dominance if that's the route he wants to go down to stimulate the
economy i do believe in bringing manufacturing jobs back in the u.s and especially the car
manufacturing industry which would like is huge for you guys and things like aluminium steel all of those
there's one thing we haven't talked about there's going to be a government shutdown tomorrow
oh yeah well i've been okay so i've been studying this loads uh and you know you're not essentially
like with the dems it's over like uh like what is it five or six uh things so let me have a think about uh what it's
over i think i'm probably all gay so so these these are the things though that they are demanding i
mean you're talking about 1.5 trillion they're pushing for all together right this is what they want it's five things yeah the one free health care for illegals
the one the the dem the republicans sorry to restore npr and fp pbs funding so you know the
npr and the pbs thing they're coming back at this like they did with jimmy fucking kimmel i mean i
don't know what's going on there they want to revoke the rural hospital funding so can you remember when trump got the one beautiful bill in and there
was a thing about the rural hospital fucking like which is massive in rural communities they want to
revoke it and then i don't they want silly money though They want silly money for climate and DEI. So they want DEI funding and climate funding for other nations,
They want to funnel money out the country because USAID is being cut off.
And then the last thing is they want to continue with Biden's Obamacare
So they want to write in Obama's subsidies,
Biden's Obamacare subsidies.
They want to fucking continue them after the one big... So essentially, almost like, apart from obviously the NPR and PBS funding,
which was a separate vote, I believe, all of the other stuff was in the one big,
beautiful bill, cutting out all the waste and all this shit right
and fucking and they just want to put in so dude this is like the one 1.5 trillion off yeah
yeah that thing about the rural hospitals thing like who lives out in the fucking in the sticks
it's mainly conservatives with land so trying to restrict fucking medical care to people out in the sticks because it'd be less voters
i mean the pretty nonsensical things though red eye right it's not like i'm getting i mean i'm
just coming out with these things which is what the sticking points are like they're quite
nonsensical right uh the ones you mentioned yeah i think the ones you mentioned are ridiculous i don't know why you would be for defunding rural hospitals uh
yeah i mean finn can tell you you go up to montana you might be 50 100 miles from a fucking
hospital and if that something's wrong there well from from a clinic never mind a hospital
from a clinic yeah yeah like a
what are they uh like an urgent care or something like that yeah like a small doctor's office that
may be able to do surgery or like an emergency sort of thing you know yeah it's ridiculous um
i wanted what i wanted to do is just that you know i haven't done it so i can't really play devil
devil's advocate here but i'm curious what – because I've heard that – what is it?
The Trump administration wants to pass a – was it continued resolution?
Basically fund at current levels for another six, seven weeks.
And then we'll be able to come up with some sort of deal.
And I believe it's the Democrats that said, nope.
Listen, it's not like it's Git.
So they want to cram all this in because there's such a deadline,
because of the refinance and a few other things, right?
Essentially, it's like what, six, seven weeks max.
So it's just get it done, get the low ball in,
give yourself time to regroup, reposition.
Like, dude, this is just reflecting so bad on the Democrats.
I don't care what anybody says.
I did hear something about this the other day, though, Robbo.
Like, if they do shut it down,
then the president has certain powers
You mean under the budget?
Office of Budget Responsibility?
I can't remember the full
ins and outs of it, but...
He can fire 50% of the workforce?
If the Democrats shut the government down, then Trump has certain powers that he can implement where he can fire 50% of the workforce if the democrats shut the government down then Trump has
certain powers that he can implement
where he can fucking fire a load of
50% he can fire 50% of the workforce
do you know that red iron
if they shut the government down he gets
I think it's called the Or in england the office of budget
responsibility you'll have to check what it is in the us i think it's pretty much similar
the office of budgetary summing and essentially what happens in a shutdown is that these have
like a major see a major player and trump's like got his dudes right in there. Like it's Trump's team in there.
He could get rid of like 50%.
The equivalent is the Congressional Budget Office
and the Office of Management and Budget.
Right, the Office of Management and Budget.
That's the one that has the C on who can be fired
in the event of a shutdown.
So he can get rid of like loads of woke people who
didn't take the redundancy that was offered to them and decide to embed themselves in and cause
all this trouble that we've seen at the department of education other places i mean yeah how many
they're not they're not going to get the 1.5 trillion he's never going to bend the knee to
that so even the nsc even the nsc had a squad of like woke fucking tranny fucking fucking rancid pedo cunts
like look how you're gonna dream look red eye just gonna ask you a question at this point in time
this with this far along the line of civilization right how you ever gonna drain the swamp it's gonna be by be by extreme measures
yeah i'm i'm not opposed to the idea of him firing or whoever is in charge firing a bunch
of people i mean we're fucking our debt is continuing to climb i mean i know we've talked
about this many a times where you know trump's got plans to try and eventually reduce federal
spending we're we're not quite there yet but we're still less than a year into his presidency so i'll
retain some the tariffs where the tariffs have been income though that was not there before
so he's created income out of thin air and it's actually it's been adding up it's never as big
balancing our budget i agree yes
well what you're not no no what you're doing is you're still a sinking ship it's just now you've
got bigger buckets to throw more water out in one go so you're saving do you know what i mean but
you get the analogy right and of course yeah it's what you're doing is eventually as you're being
able to get out of the water the people who
can fix the ship are in there battering away and trying to you know halt the leaks and so
yes plugging holes exactly and there will be a point is where the water stops coming in
and there's only water going out the boat because see i've always said this people people didn't
understand robber's been all over southeast asia on the most shadiest things you've ever seen on the water and i've always had the same
expression it's actually on youtube this all good boats leak that's what i'm saying any person that
like i'm talking about a wooden board you know all good boats leak right you just need to get
used for it and understand that like for some it's a problem when they're sinking.
And for others, it's not actually a problem.
And they kind of live with the fact that, like,
the boat generally takes on water.
It's like the Millennium Falcon, Robbo.
It looks like a piece of shit.
Well, it's the fastest ship in the fucking galaxy,
but you need to understand it, the intricacies.
It's like with any car, any vessel, any vehicle that you get behind. You need to understand it the intricacies it's like with any car any vessel
any vehicle that you get behind like you know you need to understand that's what navigating
that's what navigating life in thailand's like like if you want to be out here successful long
term like you've got to know like exactly which character you can you can have a car with a
fucking leaky oil tank or a leaky radiator and that but as long as you maintain that and you
keep it topped up you get your engine's not going as long as you maintain that and you keep it topped up
your engine's not going to seize but if you don't
fucking keep it topped up your engine's going to seize
yeah and then there's the old adage
is perfection I think that's how you say it
if we all try and sit around
and try and get things perfect we're most likely
not going to get anything done because no one's going to agree on it well that reminds me i've been having a
conversation with b-bands and the chat today i wish she was in the room but uh sort of day i
woke up right and i actually thought to myself i grabbed my first coffee jumped on the balcony
and i thought myself right robo you've got two paths today you can either like proper deep clean your gaff
and then like that moving into the winter you know because the end of september you know what
i'm talking about deep clean your gaff properly deep clean your gaff or you can like do the
reports and uh test from yesterday and i thought you know something they're only finished like
yesterday i want to think about what i want to see about these people and i can think
while i clean because you kind of do much else i mean you might have some of your pods in or music
blasting or whatever i have the music on the tv me i didn't want to hear your pod in when i'm cleaning
and i just dude i went hard to do i probably did like uh like 10 half 10 probably to about like four half four like i'm just non-stop and i did two lots
of laundry i i did i did clothes i did bedding i did tea towels in me for one i like i was so hardcore
and then tomorrow if there wasn't a risk if you're getting arrested coming over here robbo for
fucking tweets and shit i'd fly you over you over to clean my gas, mate.
Oh, mate, I'm dead on arrival, mate.
I'm a political prisoner.
I have to throw you in, mate.
If Kate Jones is getting arrested for calling herself a spaz, mate,
I've got family down in Waterford that can get me over on the boat, man. No problem. I've got family down in Waterford That can get me over on the boat, man
I've got family down in Waterford
I've got family down in Waterford
And I've got mates off the fucking coast of Cornwall, man
What fucking state of affairs are we in
When you can't even call yourself retarded
Or call yourself a spastic
Are you talking about Katie Hopkins, eh?
Celturian, let's get Red Eye on this.
He must be looking at the UK thinking...
I mean, I'm over here in Bangkok,
but Celturian's on the ground.
I'm expecting a knock on the door
Aye, because they've got your ma they've got
your mac fucking d address uh they've got it all they've got everything red eye the assault on free
speech in the uk is horrendous bro and now the one did you like the video about uh that woman
getting arrested because she called herself something which is yeah it's insane
it's insane and yeah i mean it's a thought police it's a thought police and it's a stasi
yeah it's ridiculous you know you know when um growing up in that when people used to reference
1984 robo like everyone that i like knew knew thought it was going to come from the right,
from the conservatives, from the Tories.
Obviously, if you do your digging and that,
there's two wings of the same fucking bird.
They're both corrupt or fucking incompetent
or in cahoots with fucking foreigners, foreign entities.
But everyone thought it was going to be
the fucking right wing, because the left wing
has been telling us that the right is fucking evil
Celturian, you've probably not heard me before,
Red Eye has certainly. Listen,
I've got form. I was in the footy
I was in the fucking scene
I'm talking specific UK centric
It's a completely different conversation in America
Listen The Uks are trying to recruit centric only right because like it's a completely different conversation in america listen they try
to like the you should try to recruit the football lads all the time and not back in the day when i
was just first starting out like 89 and that 90. oh dude well so first of all we had the national
front which was essentially all a skin edge that it became politicized blah blah
then we had the bnp and this is where golden gets a bad name from from back in the day like
his connections but you know farage was connected back in the day to some dodgy
i'm not going to go down this route but for red eyes simplicity we did in the late 70s in the punk
era moving into like you know they're trying to move in on
the terraces as well these kids they didn't get very far though some people went down this route
some kids in firms i'm gonna tell you some people did join the bnp the british national party
and uh the national front the nf back in the day like i didn't know kids that actually did do this
like people older than me and that and we had a terrible problem with something like sunland was one of the ground zeros for these
skinheads to be kicking off because we have a squad load of them but then in england especially
and i'm specifically relating this case to england here but that the far right hasn't been an entity
when the rave generation like first started
kicking off like the far right
the far right is I'm just want to
explain this for red eyes so it does the far
right is this kid elusive like
predominantly white far right extremists, white, predominantly white,
far-right extremists in the UK?
I was about to say, Robo, you know what you call me.
You know what you call my nickname.
You know I know what you call me.
Well, dude, I met them in Australia.
Knowing what I know now, man, I'm starting to just think all this is quite
astro turf bollocks like the biggest boogeyman in history the father there is no far right
in the early days of the apping stuff when i was like like with the first one of the key guys that
was doing the videos down there was a guy called a y audits and so i've watched a lot of this
footage from like epping from the first saying. I've seen it all, man. A&Y, knockout orders.
Do you remember when it first kicked off?
It was, like, the second protest.
So on that protest, there was a bunch of, like, fucking, like, really good-looking lads.
Like, you know, fucking very eloquent speaking.
stuff, calling themselves
the fucking white vanguard. And I'm
looking at these cunts going, you're
not ethno-nationalist at all.
that rabbit hole. These guys
They're out there in fancy dress like trying
to paint the crowd uh as as super are you talking are you talking like the 276 fbi agents that were
at the capital on january the 6th 2020 uh 2020 uh 2021 that's over in america i'm talking about
here in the uk i'm just saying though but it's's replicated policies like Red Eye, you saw that, didn't you?
276 agents on January the 6th.
No, no, no. You had the Pro Boys. You've got the American Front as well. They're mad dudes, but they're all feds.
Yeah, that's what I mean. They all look like it yeah with the white masks on
yeah they wear the khaki bottoms and yeah yeah they're feds
strange feds they're feds 100 feds like you can just tell a million miles away in the way of the
talk as well it's a see i'll tell you what. It's like, you know,
you know yourself, when you're walking around the streets
for a rubber, like, you can pick out
a plainclothes copper from a mile
off, because they just...
They don't wear the clothes like normal people would wear
the clothes. They walk differently.
They have a swagger about them, like
they're super... They're pretty good here.
They're pretty good here, I must admit.
Like, I've seen a few i've met
a few like i know what you're talking about though so to your end i go down if i go downtown i can
now it also helps i got buddies who know a lot of the the cops and so i know i recognize faces
as well but yeah you can tell the behavior is just different like no one yeah it's like you're either in a small one percent that
just behaves really weirdly in public or unlike someone normally would or yeah you're out there
over it over a year in the uk like you have to be like middle class upper middle class to tuck
your shirt in you know i'm talking t-shirts and stuff like most people have their shirts untucked
you know like whereas like you're playing close clopper they always got it tucked in every single time do you know back in the day back in the day
it used to be the leather jacket the leather jacket will be the giveaway they all are like
back in like the 90s like uh mid to late 90s and that man the giveaways were like
90s like i made to late 90s and that man the giveaways were like it's the levi jeans with
trainers and the fucking tight fucking yeah like yeah fucking packing a packing a pack of cigarettes
for like an hour straight just hitting it against his palm he's like yeah i just like we're talking
we're talking about shit though did you see the mad russian cunt who made the video have you seen
the video the russian bag and the fucking bird on the who made the video? Have you seen the video of the Russian banging the
fucking bird on the back of the pickup in Thailand
down in Phuket getting blasted?
Like, they're getting blasted down the road
and she's got a hold of this, like, rope
that's tied onto the pickup and he's just banging
her away down the fuck. Have you seen it, Art?
Sounds like what Body Blue's
up to, Body Blue's going around with a bang
She wouldn't be in Thailand.
She wouldn't be in Thailand. She wouldn't be in Thailand.
She'd be arrested in Thailand.
You don't think she'd get along in the, what do they call it?
You didn't, you didn't, the Russian dude, he's in so much trouble.
Like, he's brought so much disrespect on the country.
Like, you didn't want to believe it.
Like, I'm telling you, like, I'm being deadly serious like bad man well there's a lot of this with like
newton streamers at the moment over in asia and they're like you're not you're not illegal
you're not illegal you're not illegal to like leave the house without underwear here
i remember you saying a few months back it's a a bit of a mad rock, a bit of a mad laugh,
but suppose if you're wearing Bill Clinton running shorts,
you don't want your testicles dropping out.
What would be why they've got the Asian smoking a cigarette stereotype?
They're squatted all the way down.
I never thought about that.
That's a fair point, though.
But I take pride in me uh pants
mate me boxes i mean i call them boxes because i'm british but like i think you call them you
can't oh no you called trousers pants didn't you what do you call uh boxers do you call them boxes
red iron america bro yeah yeah go on boxers oh i take good pride in them i love oh i love the fresh
when you wake when you get up and you smell them i actually yeah i didn't have a yellow didn't laugh at this but i am my boxes you know just because that spray up well i
do i know because you see i've got the spray you know the iron spray i'm picturing you starching
your boxers like people starched no no no no no i've got this like spray that you put on i think
it's like a semi-starch or something but it's just nice like a perfumey smell so then when you put them in the drawer after you've ironed them and then you leave
them out a second for the heater you know disperse and then you put them in every time you open the
drawer and you take a pair out smells fucking savage bro you know i might be over i might be
over killing it but i like putting uh i've got these small little bags full of these...
It's like these little one centimeter cedar balls in a muslin bag.
And I put them in all my drawers.
It keeps any moths away, if there were any moths.
And it also keeps everything smelling like cedar.
In the 80s, we called that potpourri. No, no, Sulturi the 80s in the 80s we called that potpourri no no sulcherian in the 80s we called that potpourri right yeah but
it's very similar it's just one thing instead of a bunch of no but i i love i love like uh deodorants
and aftershaves that have cedar wood in it. They smell fucking amazing. Do you know,
something that's always bugged me all my life and I still can't get over it,
I still have the nightmares,
I don't know what it was.
I mean, he used to eat whatever the fuck he wanted
and he used to drink like a fucking horse.
He was on the cigars like a fucking chimney back in the day like when he
was in the club and that but i used to wake up every day you know my dad was already up
or literally on the way to work and he'd fucking have been in the toilet for like 45 minutes and
just fucking created a fucking homicide essentially you're walking in to a fucking homicide without a body
but in the 80s we had the cheapest when the pit strikes and that were going on we had no money
we had the cheapest air freshener you've got any idea how this air freshener wouldn't fall
fall to the ground for like 25 minutes. It would just hang in the air like some...
I would walk in the fucking toilet
and the air freshener hadn't
done anything. All it had done
was stick to the particles
of shit and hovered in the air.
Jesus, Rob. Hovered in the air
waiting to hit you in the face like fucking water
balloons. Have you ever been hit in the face by a water
balloon? You're like, you cannot
hold on. If you're in a one toilet house, mean i would have a piss outside but i couldn't have a
outside could i none the garden like my mum was all right if i ran outside and i'd piss in the
garden you know one while the toilet okay but i remember just having to run in sometimes holding
my breath i have a cloth round and like this in your eyes and you're like red eye you're such a
lucky dude though that you never had to go through
this torture that we did like
we were really poor back in the day mate
i mean for me i i don't know if i've ever told robo i told my friends and if they for whatever
reason are on twitter and they hear this yeah yeah i got kicked out sorry right okay red eye i heard
a story coming yeah so we're just're just talking about freshening up.
After I go and smoke weed, if I'm out and about,
I'm pretty sensitive about smelling like weed,
so I like trying to either go wash my hands or do something.
But if I'm out downtown, I'm not going to just walk into a random bathroom
So a little southern trick for you.
Get some grass or some sort of piney type of tree,
the trees that have the needles or the coniferous trees, basically.
Rub that grass or the leaves from the coniferous trees on your hands.
The smell of the chlorophyll and the oils in the uh in the leaves will overpower
any of the media that you're talking are you really talking to somebody who's been smoking
since he was like 11. i know i'm just saying i'm surprised we have ferns you're not ferns we have
ferns outside our house dude i used to hug them every night before walking in the house like i
used to jump on them i used to hug, rub myself up and down like a cat.
And then my friends, I mean, now they do the same thing.
But they used to pick fun at me fucking rubbing my hands on grass
or picking a few leaves off of things.
I'm like, you make fun of me now, but I'm going to be the last one
that people are saying, oh, did you just come here from smoking weed?
Man, it's that country boy wisdom.
I do the same thing today, though.
I do the same thing today.
Why do you think I spend my time where I do?
Like over the lake or down by the canal?
Like I'm surrounded by it?
But you could also dip your hands in the you could
dip your hand in the water and i don't well i don't know what that water smells like but it's
probably not too good yeah did you see uh comey's indictment or not i did see he was indicted
yep no did you see the end it's like a one page indictment right it's like i one-page indictment, right? I haven't seen the indictment. I heard about it, but I've not read it.
It's actually quite funny.
I believe that it's, in my opinion,
I believe it's Trump testing the waters.
So, like, this is the biggest scalp so far,
and he's, like, testing to see if there's, like, a national, like,
because one arrest will cause a like a national
uprising uh yeah yeah yeah exactly reaction and we've got a theory about uh pxf calling all the
fucking commanders back from abroad and stuff we've got a theory about that right i think they've
got more arrests and indictments in the works especially in regards to like obama so if they go like and
arrest obama then that's going to cause kickoffs all across america so i think what they're doing
is they're putting some sort of like contingency plan in place no no they're not they're not that
stupid listen right they know that obama is essentially untouchable due to the uh scotus ruling on presidential immunity that trump has already
taken advantage of so this is the interesting thing about this entire convo right is that
due to the ruling that trump got when it eventually got the scotus that actually paves the way now
listen this is not to say that you can't get the others to squeal
to make all of them look like listen with all of them i'm going to be very very calm i'm not i'm going to be very honest no no no no no listen there's one charge one charge only that you would
ever get out or bummer on right and this is like this is like serious
like this is where america will be breaking in half right so anyone charge treason yes correct
there's that's it punishable by death that oh that's it if you can if you could prove that
under the statute of law that's that's it other than that unless and it would have to be solid like cast iron golden
nothing and i mean you've got to think this will be a war trial right like what you're saying about
like i'm calling people back this will be a war trial right this is like this is escalation beyond
that now i didn't think Trump wants this.
That's why he didn't go after Hillary in his first term.
He didn't want to go and prosecute the wife of a former fucking president of the United States.
He was just like, it would be such a bad look.
He's actually admitted this is a whole thing.
He said, he said, well, he said after the raid on
Mar-a-Lago, that's it. It's game over.
for the life, Red Eye. After Mar-a-Lago,
everything was on the table.
some barrests, me. I'm sick and tired
of all these dickheads getting away with shit, mate.
Well, you've seen Comey's indictment.'s see how far that goes what was that red eye
i said you're talking about after mar-a-lago was raided
oh yeah i mean when they went when they went through and i bet it was he
doubled down even more after they tried to kill him as well robo
do you know do you know that well of course but like when they went when
they went through his wife's underwear drawer right like that took the piss that was the final
you're telling me if you were a federal investigator and you were down there going through mar-a-lago
and you found it you're telling me you wouldn't go through this drawer no No. Well... For investigative reasons? I wouldn't... Purely
professional reasons? I wouldn't...
You know how to... You know how to...
You know how to be down there for a sniffing?
There was a video of a British copper a couple
of weeks back where he was like in some
woman's house and fucking stole a pair of her knickers and put them in his fucking pocket.
Do you know, do you know a funny story?
Pink Floyd, I think it was Pink Floyd, wasn't it?
When they released C. Emily Clay, that album, there's a track on there called Arnold Lane.
I think they released that, you know, and it might have made it like number seven in the charts or something red eye have you ever heard that uh arnold lane by
pink floyd no arnold lane had a strange hobby i think it's on uh it's on the album that was before
saucer full of secrets uh. Was it Relics?
They did Piper at the Gates of Dawn, Saucer Full of Secrets.
Then I think they did Relics, which would have covered...
I think CMLE Play got to number three.
Everybody's getting bumped tonight you know loads of people have
come in and everyone's getting bumped like can you believe us three of these i know we
made it through so arnold lane though it's a it's a story david gilmore's uh mother used
to have a guest house and they had a fucking tranny that used to nick the air women's knickers off the washing line arnold lane had a strange
hobby don't know it's class like it it's hilarious like we grew up laughing our heads over that
shit like i was like 10 11. my mom got me into pink floyd when i was about eight years old or
something what a bad mistake that was there was a bad life choice for her wasn't it like literally she's like oh you like music i'm like yeah she's like do you want to listen to
led zeppelin cream pink floyd bartley james harvest my dad's like do you want some johnny cash
i'm like all right johnny cash i love some johnny cash oh dude john. Johnny Cash and Andy. I love Andy Williams and I love Andy
sky. Do you remember the Scouse fans?
Space, Robbo. Do you remember them?
Mate, what about Inspiral
Carpets? Inspiral Carpets
were good, but the neighbourhood.
The only one I know so you know i
know you know i ran away number 69 lives a transverse night he's a man i ran away and a woman by night
i ran away i ran away to watch uh the happy mondays i ran away to watch this is literally
me running away from home because my parents said i couldn't go right I ran away to watch happy mondays I ran away to watch the stone uh stone roses at spike island
I ran away to watch the in spiral carpets at uh temple park in south shields and we
end up playing five a side footy with them at the end of the night I ran away to watch
the charlatans in uh Scarborough which was a mad dude. This was hilarious. I've got some great
from back in the day, man. Robbo was a
got any stories as mad as that, mate.
Executioners at Sankey Soaps in
Manchester. The Executioners is like a turntable
And I had a spliff with one of them outside called Rock Raider.
He passed away a couple of years after that as well.
Outside of the Hacienda, the soap is like,
so already in Manchester, right,
where you might want to call folklore, you know,
and we've lived through it. You had the hacienda that was at the top that was obviously you know the first proper blueprint
of a super club in the uk it's like unreal but so much trouble like you've got no idea bro the
amount of people that got stabbed shot hacked with axes and everything on that dollar
shot fucking hacked with fucking axes and everything on that donut and you've got the
hacienda and then the next tier down is the soap so like the soap is it like that's where i remember
like uh 94 95 96 and that had a few trips down there that's the same place, isn't it? Sankey soaps, the soap.
Celturion, I think he's telling us he's got to go.
Are you out for a meeting, Red Eye?
Yeah, I got to hop for a meeting.
Great chatting with you, gents, as always.
I tell you what, Celturion,
they're so lucky they've got a constitution over there, right?
During the whole Celsius thing there,
they used to crack jokes at the Matt Yanks and stuff
because you had to block people in spaces
and then you get dickheads going,
Don't give a fuck about your constitution or your free speech.
And then here I am now in England in the fucking sort of like pseudo demolition man environment
where John Spartan's getting fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.
Mate, that's why I'm quite happy just living out here
in the tropics and torn the line.
And that's where I'm going to end this
what people are supposed to do, Robbo?
You're not out there going, oh,
fucking Thai. This politician's too
You're out there integrating.
I live by the rules. I live by the rules of the street integrating I live by the rules
I live by the rules of the street
I live by the rules of the hood
and it's the reason why you're in Thailand
by like a Buddhist philosophy
of like how you're supposed to be
you integrate it rather than
make this country like mine
because I don't like it here.
I'll end you with a nice little one
that will make you smile.
I've been there telling the neighbours
I was going to make them some food for ages now, right?
I've been here, like, since, like, last year,
And I was, like, telling them, you know,
like, oh, today I'm making it.
Because they always ask me, like,
in a line of carb, like, what are you cooking, you know? And I'm like, oh, Mexican or Indian. And I was like telling them you know like oh today i'm making it because i always ask me like in a line of carb like what you what you're cooking you know and i'm like oh mexican or
indian and i was like right next time i make the indian i'm gonna bring you some chicken
tikka masala dude i took them at yesterday man you should have seen how happy they were man they
were like literally i had greek yogurt on it like probably oh dude they were blown away they were
like you make this and i'm like yeah yeah of course and it was like such this is what you're doing man i'll go in the shop on a morning man just
to like grab something and like me mate's like oh you want breakfast like because they sell the food
in front of the shop and he's like every day like free breakfast if you want it you know just genuine
people i mean everybody here in the neighborhood they'll take care of one another you know yeah
Everybody here in the neighbourhood
They all take care of one another
Remember the vibe in the UK in the 80s
Yeah you could leave your door open
And you go around people's houses
And fucking walk right in at people's houses
It's what it's like here in the hood
I'd come home from school
The dog would be out in the front yard
So I'd have to fucking knock on one of the neighbours' houses
I don't know if it's because of
media, like television programmes
You know the kids in the street where I you know the kids in the street here,
where I live in the hood,
everybody who lives around them is an auntie or an uncle.
Because of like university and job prospects,
people move away from the family, and so,
like decentralized sort of thing.
They love me, because at Songkran and that, crann i took them food uh new year last year i took them food like a nice
little like uh nice little snack parcel and then like that like dude i look after these kids but
like around here like i look after like the families oh it's class anyway mate i need to
wind it down i'm gonna go and cook some food.
I'm going to nip off to the Chinese, mate,
and get myself some chicken wings.
I didn't want to know about you.
I'm jealous as fuck, dude.
There's only one place in Bangkok.
Oh, that does Chinese food.
English Chinese food or British Chinese food.
Oh, dude, he's glasgow there's one
dude in bangkok and he's miles away from me like uh unless i was there like i kind of get chinese
food so i'm gonna go make a mate i'm just making mashed potatoes uh mince and gravy pork some fried
onions bit of garlic in there bit of time in the potatoes just a little
bit of whipped butter nutmeg bang job bob's your uncle mate robert's your mother's brother
robert's your mother's brother all right take care brother nice speaking to you mate
yeah i'll try and pop in tomorrow as well. Hang in tight, though. You will not comply.
One of my key sayings, dude, is non-servium,
which is like the end line of Wilfred Owen's poem,
which is like, it's sweet and just to die for one's country.
And then right at the end of the poem,
which means I will not serve.
I would be surprised if Starmer
And I would certainly expect...
I'm sure he only fucking said this anyway
as a distraction from the 700,000.
You're talking about Dominic Sweeney, right? That whole palaver,000. Aye. Of course. Dominic Sweeney? You're talking about
That whole palaver, yeah.
what's happened in Vietnam?
there'll be fucking kickoffs.
the same thing here, man.
So I didn't talk to me about shit what's out here.
I'm telling you, I know about it, but
we still have so much more freedom than the UK.
That's all I will say to you.
So much more freedom. And on
dude, I'm going to end it, mate.
I'm hungry as fuck, and we've been gone
Take care, brother. Love you loads.
Alright, what's going to be doing?
I'll speak to you tomorrow if I can remember.
Take care, mate. I'll DM you.
I'll DM you, Chad. Take care.