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oh b bands your woman from the block never mind jenny jenny jenny jenny from the block
nah nah nah bro you got your lyrics wrong b bands from the block that's the way okay
I just want to make sure.
I want to use a laptop, so.
I was going to bed last night, right at the end of the night.
I'm so lucky I went to bed when we boxed your shorts on.
I mean, I know it's early before anyone comes in, but I fucking...
I was just about to go to sleep. Literally dropping off, and then I fucking farted, like I didn't even know where it come from, or I thought, I thought to myself, that was a bit wet, like, and I thought, maybe you can like sleep on it and ignore it, and then I'll not like, and then I thought, no, no, no, no, wait a minute, and then i'm glad i did cause like a jackson
pollock like i was just i didn't even know how this i don't even know how this happened
quite frankly literally like i don't even know this happened i was just like
i might have to i might have to kind of like a monastery or something you know the
monastery or something another shaolin monks you know then people who can like balance on spears and
shaolin monks you know them people who can like balance on spears and that
that and this is why they tell you you shouldn't be putting things in your ass it's an exit but
whatever to each his own but no but i was young and i was going to be there and i didn't know i
was young and i was going to be there and i didn't know any different and it was it was money at the
end of the air b bands uh two Brazilians have just been caught a day
They were on the hit list
They were waiting for them, the new
Just down the road from me
I was like, your life is right over now
You absolute clips, I can't believe it That happened like a week ago, right over now like you absolute clips i can't believe that that happened
like a like a week ago right or am i tripping was it no i only saw it today i mean i didn't look i
avoid high news as much as i can the bad i've got filters do you know what i mean i only like the
good but uh i only saw it today now 7.4 kilograms okay real quick before they before people can come in holy cow i just
watched this i was watching the video of the did you see those two uh airport attendants that from
frontier that wouldn't go spend that i posted it it did you not say the post i had watched it the
other day but i didn't really pay attention to what she was saying.
So then I rewatched it again and I was like,
what the fuck is she saying?
She literally says, she says, you can't, you can't,
what are you going to do?
She's like, I need you to get out of my personal space.
She says, this right here is my stationary.
Stationary, you fucking idiot.
I've got a question for you, darling. I've got a question for you, darling I've got a question for you
I doubt I would have been as nice
And as forgiving as what he was, right?
He knew that if he came off Like too much too much of a belligerent, it wasn't going to show how disrespectful and retarded
these flight attendants were. They were literally acting like Jasmine Crockett acts at the fucking,
at the house. When she, when she's fucking sitting there talking, that's how Jasmine Crockett acts.
She's, she's, she's's giving examples so i don't like it
it was disgusting and i'm glad that he was quiet and allowed them to behave like that because then
it gives the business and it gives people a chance to formulate their own opinion about what
transpired him screaming wouldn't help it's funny you should mention jasmine crockett because at the
moment i mean i'm not too sure
we're about to find out it when james o'keefe drops this bombshell but i'm of the opinion right now
b barnes that you know the powers that be that are in power you know what i'm talking about right
the patriots the good guys they're giving these people like jasmineck and like a or say like Ilan Homer Ilan Omar
They're giving them what we would clarify is enough rope to hang themselves
So when I was growing up, right? I would always learn this like from your mother like I a stupid man
He just give you enough rope to fucking hang yourself. You're fucking idiot like
When I was getting in trouble and shit like that. She's like keep your fucking mouth shut, you know
Have you heard that expression like giving someone enough rope to hang themselves
yeah that's a very very common expression here because you um you would you apply could you
apply from sam and listen listen pattern behavior helps you make that decision or whether or not you should give them enough rope to hang themselves because, you know, they're just going to do it anyway.
The same thing with with that old that I can't even pronounce her name.
The Somali, the Somali lady, Omar.
Ilan Omar literally is giving speeches talking about how much she misses her country and how much she wants to be back in her country and blah, blah, blah.
If you love your country so much, why are you here?
Because you know, it's better here.
I am a Somali girl at heart.
I was taken from my country.
You have enough money to go back. if you don't like our country you know
go ahead go back why are you here why are you with this rhetoric so you know that uh you know
like a fourth husband i've told you about you know a street uh who did all of our campaign donations
who did all of our campaign donations so she married the guy that basically ran her fucking
campaign right east street 4.2 million in local this is like just in minnesota local donations
from the somali community yeah 4.2 million just went in his back pocket for her it's it's a bigger biggest gap she i mean the whole thing about the squad the squad is very dangerous uh rashida tahib
uh eoc ilan or mall like jasmine crockard there's a couple more as well but they're calling the
squad you know what i mean they're like like get powder puff girls or something oh get that
out of my life you absolute idiot read b-bans listen i'll see a
look at b-bans in the nest already man she's not around is she b-band slips in the nest like
honestly you're like you're worse than robo slipping in the cute birds dms
what's going on in the nest what's this concerned citizen i know him bill gates is like oh yeah
what's that uh i know what what's this i haven't said oh i have a way right okay you're putting
stuff in the nest and you're not even introing it i don't want to interrupt you i didn't know
if you already knew about it i didn't know if you wanted to watch it first i didn't know so basically this person is saying
fresh for me this is fresh like this is this is totally fresh for me like i i haven't said what's going on darling tell me allegedly allegedly this lady is saying that she is um the sister of shia
labeouf and that she was given up uh for uh ritual, her and her brother, she's saying her twin brother, Shia LaBeouf, and they were separated at birth.
And she was given away, her mom gave her away because of ritualistic trafficking cult or whatever that her family was part of.
And then after she said that
then she like recanted it she says i'm not i'm not fearing for my life she's like i've just been
anxiously waiting and then she then somebody said underneath that she recanted it so i don't know
if you know this lady's just crazy as hell but i mean crazier stuff has happened. Oh, you
know, like they can get away with stuff. So allegedly, yeah,
she could be crazy. You know, they've just dropped the third
tranche of Epstein files, right? So they're just going
names in it. They said there was no names. Hillary and Bill
were Hillary and Bill were mentioned in it yeah but they're always
mentioned in everything and nobody does anything to them they're like whatever it doesn't even
matter to say hillary and bill clinton at this point who cares if they're on whatever list
nothing is going to ever happen to them so just so listen to this trump is trying to uh put out
an olive branch i don't know if you saw it i'm trying to
remember exactly which interview because it gives that many it was on in the last 24 hours though
he went like i want everyone to be like so like trump was kind of saying that he doesn't want any
fights but the left are giving him fights and you know he's gonna have to do what he's gonna do
but he doesn't want to go down that route honestly to this day trump keeps holding out the olive
branch and does not want the fights you know he does um listen you know what i'm like how i pick
up on like things and signals and blah blah blah when he called on k for gear yesterday
when he called on K for gear yesterday I literally walk up this morning
Peeb Ants, I read a walk up this morning, I get me coffee, I go outside on the balcony for a smoke
and it's one of the first videos I see, eee I can't explain it when he went
their dads don't take their call
he went i'll be surprised if they must take their call anyway they get it and they've got dustbin
lids trash lids whatever it's this guy can this guy get any funnier i'm sorry like baby vans i'm look listen i i
i like i like his humor he's hilarious he kills me every time he makes a joke
but you know who's really bored though are you bored yeah you're bored
but his um but he's more um he's more of a dry humor and that's Homestead. So Homestead,
the sandwich pleb put a post about you. I just put it in the nest. He said, I'm pretty sure
at Barry, the boss is banned from ports of entry in the U S and it says raccoon cough with meth
pipe in Ohio. Oh my God. When I look at the reply we look at the reply look
on my reply i just replied earlier look at the reply of the group chat i've just like replied
yeah no i've seen that smoke me man have you seen the video have you seen the video
the officer was laughing so he was
do you know what he took one
meth pipe off the raccoon and there was
oh b-vans i'm sorry for laughing
that much i've never seen this in my life
well that's why he was laughing
just joined in in his laughter.
Like, and you're looking, you're like, this is ridiculous.
Like, what are the chances that he pulls a car over,
the lady has a raccoon, a pet raccoon,
and he is trying to smoke her meth pipe.
Like, that's just otherworldly.
Do you know what I was thinking, though?
Ivans, you know what I was thinking, And all after events, you know what I was thinking though, I was thinking, right.
Okay. So like this raccoons been hanging around with this woman for quite a while.
Right. Like what bender of the ages come off or like how long has this been going on?
Right. And the right owner is actually being small and met then like, she's just like,
met them like she's just like oh the raccoon yeah it passed the pipe to the raccoon the raccoon
oh, the raccoon, it passed a pipe to the raccoon, the raccoon.
so i'll have a go he's going to have withdrawals so they better be helping that for that poor um
raccoon because he could die from that that is that's real you know excuse my language
oh did you hear about that lady um pierce morgan um oh yeah before we get i mean it's recorded so this is all on tip so before we get
this all right okay he did he tried to do the interview with kanye west i mean we might as
well talk about this first because it didn't last very long did you see it yes i did i watched it um
i i listened to why i said watch it but I was listening to it while I was laying down and he was talking to Sneeko to when he left. So I watched the whole thing.
No, wait a minute. I'm not tripping. I'm not tripping. Or did Kanye walk off because Piers Morgan got his follower account on Twitter wrong? I think Piers Morgan said 32 million, then it was 33.
And then he said something else. And he was like, you're trying to antagonize me because you know,
I have, you know, these things, these facts, and you're coming in here to try to make me upset
and bother me, but you should already know this stuff about me. And like, that's kind of when he, you know, stormed off.
There was one more thing that Pierce said. And then, um,
what's his name? Uh, Sneeko, you know, was sitting there.
Wait a minute. He got his name wrong. He got his name wrong.
That's what you hear with him.
He said he called him, you know, Wes and he's like, you know,
we're dropping the slave name and i'm like
you're so dramatic and i know everything he does is some kind of like art display because his brain
is mixed with art so everything has to be some dramatic thing but i do think that pierce morgan
um i don't think i like him i've decided I at first I was like, I'm all right with him
But then I'm like, I think he's I really just think he's stupid. Like I think he's an idiot
And I think he could talk a lot about Piers Morgan mind. I could talk a lot about him. So
He's one of those love hate people, right? Listen to this
There's times I've loved them and there's
times i've hated them and i like and then i would have to oh like
even though i don't want to be like this about the fellow brit i would have to say that on the whole
he has been a but he was at the uh he was the editor of the uh of the World, I think it was, right, back in the day.
And, you know, he was involved in the tapping of the voicemails of the kids,
of, like, these dead kids.
Millie, I'm going to remember her name in a minute.
Piers Morgan was involved in a massive scandal.
It closed the newspaper. This is how bad the scandal was it closed down the news the world which was like the
biggest sunday paper in the history of like the uk uh you know he's had these moments these
interviews where i'm like wow but then he's at these inexcusable moments i mean he's he's rhetoric about tommy robinson
right he should be fucking defiled and never on tv again just for the way he's talking about
tommy robinson but then i've seen like other things where he's he's good at moderating a debate
when he starts getting involved in the debate that's when he becomes a fucking
prick cunt face like dickhead at times do you know what i mean like he's a good moderator is
what i would say about piers morgan you know what i'm talking about like can i be honest with you
i don't even think that he is that good of a moderator because I've seen people who have
gotten like overtly like belligerent and he was not able to calm them down or even like have the
coup to like mute their mic so that he can talk. And it just becomes so disruptive and obnoxious
that you don't want to watch. You don't want to listen to people screaming over each other
because you can't even hear what they're saying anyway so we might as well just mute their mic and let's move on but instead he lets them
shout at each other and he's like please uh uh let me talk uh uh this is my show uh uh i
fucking i i can't i just can't so you brought the you've broached this subject because of the one
the interview we did before with their marlon gains, right? Uh, is that right? You talking about the one where I call them
uncle Tom? Is that what you're talking about?
I mean, that was the only that's not the only one that
isn't the nobody was trying to get her. He was trying to get
her to say the n word door. You're talking about in the last
24 hours. I know what you're talking about.
Yes, that is that happened. But I'm talking about a different
show, a different episode, several different episodes where he wasn't able to get a control of his guests.
Oh, he's doing that, Lord.
Yes, everyone can get a little bit loud and get saucy, but let's hit the mute on a mic real quick so that everyone can know what we're mad about.
And it just doesn't make sense.
And then he was trying to see.
He's like, oh, you said the N-word regularly and blah, blah, blah.
And he's just pushing and pushing and pushing that narrative and stuff like that.
I don't think that she was being a racist, that lady, that white lady
that was saying that she says it. I think she was saying that I have the freedom of speech to say
whatever the fuck I want, whether or not you think I'm a piece of shit person or whatever, I have
freedom of speech. I think her point was, this is the freedom to say what I want to say. And he's
like, well, how often do you say it? She's like, whenever I feel like it. So basically you can't,
she's telling him, you can't tell me what I can and cannot say even as a white person even
if you want to say that I'm despicable and I understood that point from what she was conveying
maybe I misunderstood what she was trying to convey maybe you know people are trying to say
that she's being a racist a bigot or whatever no she was just trying to convey she has freedoms what do you think mobile
uh it's this is always a very difficult topic to broach anyway i mean you're not b-bans can i be very honest with you i hate all of these conversations right i'm just going to declare it
any any conversation that comes out of like race creed color uh religion or sexual laundry listen
i didn't care if you're the gayest cunt the world right just just keep it to yourself like like if
we're having a convo and we're talking about this and that like i didn't care what sexual persuasion
you are i didn't care if you're sick but i just want to have a convo with you so these kind of things a little bit get on my nerves but i thought one black
man calling another black man uncle tom and it's like marlon i'm like dude like that is
like so out of order like oh yeah that's bad i'm thinking i'm i would if that was a white like
see the imbalance is ridiculous and you know what it is listen to this the imbalance in people's
minds is mental nothing else right there's nothing physiologically uh driving us to have any degree of competition or discrimination or prejudice
against a different grade color ethnicity religion there's nothing in us as humans that drives us
like metaphysically to that situation it's all mental and it's all also a programming right that's exactly
what it is things like you know nlp or whatever you want to call it right from back in the day
this has been happening for a long time you know governments like love nothing more than a race war i uh you know when it ah the government's government's listen we've
had it here between the yellow shirts and the red shirts listen and our ties and i'm telling you it
doesn't matter what side of the divide you're on when you're a tie you're a tie and i know that
that's the way that they get on but for years and now we're well into like what our second decade of the troubles like
third decade in fact uh the major i mean it's been going on for quite a while started in 1974 76
right at tamasat university when they had the massacre but the particular situation
between the red uh yellow shirts and the red shirts been very prominent mainstream since 2006
when taxon the uh sitting prime minister of thailand yeah was unseated and he had to go on
the run uh he went he was under onion was under charges and he went to the beijing olympics in
208 and never came back he's only just come back recently because his daughter got me a pm
around thailand and i'm like dude doesn't matter if you're red or yellow there's no difference
between you you just tie and that's the way that it is however it has been sewing sewn from a high
level why i'll tell you what people make money in crisis like when there's crises going on
people make money it's like the same thing with COVID
I just want to say one thing though
I do not think that you should be
Just shouting the N word out
I don't think that that's like
Really anybody to be doing
People who are friends Talk to each other like that
you know I understand I get it but I'm just saying right now I don't agree with you know
just saying it for the sake of saying it you know what I mean and just just just I know but wait a
minute do you think or do you think the email doesn't mean you have to you know what I mean
just go you know you have the freedom to do this fine you know doesn't mean you have to you know what i mean just go you know you have the freedom to do this fine you know it doesn't mean you have to do it though to to prove a point i understand
that but i do understand what she her point that she was trying to prove i'm not necessarily saying
that i think she is or isn't a racist i'm just saying i understand her point do you think the uh
the situation with that like kid and what's his name and nick canelo or whatever
you know the the track mate he stabbed that kid austin like do you think that particular instance
and the fact of like how the go fund me go fund me went do you think that's having like an
acceleration you know absolutely why do you think why do you think her why do you think um shiloh was able to
get that i feel like you know i feel like this was just the get back a bunch of white people
were mad because that kid got all this gofundme and he's home when he actually fucking killed
somebody he killed somebody he should be in jail right now you know what i mean he should not just
I feel bad. He has to go to jail because he made a stupid mistake that, oh, well, you did it. You
took someone's child from them. You need to be in jail. So there's a bunch of white people that
are probably mad and they could be brown people and also black people, but like, this is an
injustice. People are people. We don't even know how many, you can't even say it's only white people giving to her thing because it's anonymous. No one knows
who is giving to Shiloh right now. And it could just be the get back. Like, okay,
well, you guys want to, your race wants to do something really stupid, retarded like that.
Now our race wants to do it. That's why they're trying to split it. This could actually be totally
government, allegedly. I'm just saying i'm putting
my tinfoil hat on government funded like the government could have dropped that money to
start some shit then the shiloh thing then they dropped some money over there and then now we got
like you said robo another we got race war we got we got civil war inside of our country so stupid
oh yeah anyways i'm just ranting you've you've seen the I give seen there the movie snatch, right?
You know at the end when there when obviously Mickey, you know, he's supposed to throw the fight and he doesn't and
Then it's Jason Statham right at the end isn't I mean this is like what 26 years ago this movie and he's talking and he says
Has an opposite an adverse reaction and there's nothing worse than
like a pikey reaction like that almost sums up like what kind of I've seen like played out there
like didn't we be bands I mean it was tonight's recorded last night was unrecorded but me uh sorry uh you me and red eye uh i've got to remember i'm a professor
you know you me and red eye we had a quite a conversation though about the the whole white
guild wouldn't red eye be before you wouldn't it be well no let me let me continue you're trying to
with me and yeah i know you're like you couldn't you couldn't you
couldn't uh no never think about it though right so it's it's like you're seeing a you know a huge
imagine like you're driving in like fifth gear and that's like the white privilege the white guilt
you know you've been short shifting right between third and fifth yeah you're pumping it
been short shifting right between third and fifth year you're pumping it and like all of a sudden
like you're literally in reverse right that's almost kind of like what i was trying to say
yesterday or express is that like the fact that white privilege and white guild has been in dei
has been getting shoved down people's throats for the best part of like probably like
12 to 13 years since like trayvon martin and when the blm stuff first started so 2013 2014 probably
trayvon martin kicked this whole movement off and this movement was also just built on the back of
like occupy wall street uh which then splintered into like different groups and tafer being one blm being another
and it's like it's almost being pushed right whole white guild trip to the limit where it's like
it wasn't gonna go any further like literally you know your spandex and now your woman like
spandex right and you'll eat like motherfuckers and you're like i've got spandex i can just put the spandex on
one day darling one day darling stretches stretches all right and then one day
you ain't getting in that spot once you get in that spandex darling you can get now do you know
that like your husband's gonna have to get the blow torch out the chainsaw and that they get
you out that spandex like that's where we are right now that's exactly you gotta slip it on
like a condom so you just gotta roll it so here's a one for you i asked you the day in the group chat
about matt walsh i said have you been following the matt walsh stuff and you were like well a little
bit of what so it turns out you know the guy that was video the other guy that did the video
for the woman calling the five-year-old kid at n-word right yeah you know the guy doing the video
you know he's a somali immigrant and he's being convicted of messing around with a young kid
but he happened to be in a playground with his phone out do you know about this or not? I was like, shut up. Shut up. Bro.
You know what, that makes sense why a man by himself that has no children would be at
a playground and have his phone ready to catch somebody calling somebody an N-word.
Darling, I was like, I don't know a minute.
That makes so much sense.
Sometimes you'll be giving me like fake news.
I did me fact check. didn't mean fact check i didn't be back actually matt walsh matt walsh named him named the offenses and everything i'm telling you
i'm legit you're not me man i wouldn't come in here without sources man come on that one
yeah sometimes i dm'd you like two hours ago i dm'd you like two hours ago saying like have you
been following up on the matt walsh crack and you were like well a little bit and i was like hey man get on this like
so yeah you know like the place it is it's got loads of somalian migrants as well right
he just happens to be somalian do you know what i mean a foreigner
he's legally here though right uh oh yeah yeah yeah that's easy for the somalians to become
uh legal in america mind that's why there's like 70 odd thousand of them settled right
within it's like a couple of districts in minnesota right then in saint paul's yeah
that's why you love ilan omar's in the house that's it because they're literally
supplanted like you get population in one place of like, one voting majority one
voting block, essentially it is. Anyway, B bands, I sent you the
news update. I didn't even know where you want to start. We've
got race coming in by the way where we've got an hour before
race. I have a quick question. Why don't hear hear me out i don't think we should close the
space we're keeping it open and then he's cutting it like it's two different spaces right no no no
no it's at the the recording set separate no no i'm gonna finish this one i'm gonna bring the
audience over to the recorded one like we always do yes i know but hey listen next time maybe we
should think about doing something like logistically. That makes sense. We could just, you know, start the same space earlier.
And then as people come in, because you can start that space earlier.
OK, and we can he can split it. Maybe let's try it one of these times.
I'm going to edit it and it'll be like this is show one, one, you know, whatever.
And then this is show to like warm up show and then the real thing.
And then we can change the name on it too, so
Okay, but I'm gonna have to
Like, speak to a guest and say, like, is it okay
If we do, like, a warm-up and don't cut it
But, like, I'm gonna have to, like, you know
You kind of just, like, spring that on a guest
Oh, no, no, no, they're not obligated to come
This is just the warm-up part of the show
We tell them to come on at their time
Okay, but I don't know but today
i'm gonna end it like five minutes before and get ready i mean i need a break i'm not a
worker here or what i mean is it 1883 am i in shackles oh you are in shackles you are in
shackles right now okay so can we talk can we talk about the hoop i mean let's go down the list can we talk about the
hooties i mean trump dropped like listen you know i'm a big trump fan right you know i'm a trump
fan boy but also he's like talking mark carney and he's like and then like some reporter like
drops in with a quip and he's like ah the hooties yeah we'll be a piece he's like they were sick of
us bombing them and i'm gonna endorse it and i'm gonna uphold it and i meet peace he's like they were sick of us bombing them and i'm gonna endorse
it and i'm gonna uphold it and i'm he's like if they're genuine they're genuine i think they're
genuine hey that is a massive massive step especially what's going on with india and
pakistan right now this is a massive step to stopping world war three right just like it is with ukraine and russia like him
getting the hooties as his little is like really good it's like okay in his administration
and also so over 100 days like 100 days in a week i'm just gonna say that like the hooties
want to come to the table and saying please don't like you know i
play we would just want to get on like you know that is huge because they've been going mental
for years now ever since trump went out the door they've been drone bombing ships and
like literally if you listen to him he's in the middle of an interview mark carney and he just
starts like freestyling like proper like freestyling as well did you hear him he's in the middle of an interview mark carney and he just starts like freestyling like proper
like freestyling as well did you hear him he's like and i'm like my god can i love this guy
anymore like he just wants everybody to be he wants everybody to go to work make a good living
go home eat your dinner spend time with your family go on holiday like he just wants like
nice things for everybody i don't even know why
people hate him he's like like he was really nice about the hooties i was thinking i'd probably be
a cunt i'd probably be talking them like like calling them little and he was just like
we'll respect it they're sick of the bombing i understand we don't want to bomb them anymore
well like and i'm like ah this dude so i'm just i'm
just saying that you know strength peace through strength he promised that it was an election
promise he's delivering it right now sorry like same with the ukrainian mineral deal it's peace
through strength isn't it or am i tripping am i on mushrooms baby so what not today
so where else are we going cincinnati i mean that was like we've got a big list but like
what was that courtroom brawl that went insane i mean right do you agree with it
i just saw i just saw them fighting i would there was no
i just saw them fighting i would there was no
so well i don't know you know baby you know about the case the underlying case right
no i don't know that's why i just saw them fighting right okay so the other day the other
day this young kid i think like i don't know if he's 18 19 20 or something young kid
i think like i don't know if he's 18 19 20 or something young kid they've carjacked someone
cops have got on their case they've jumped out the car to bail it your man's had a gun
the cops have shot him right uh you know a little bit of a community public outcry at the beginning
they bring the father in he watches the video uh the father watching the
video becomes like visibly very very angry kicks off so they have to like you know sort of grab
and pin him down escort him out etc etc and then he goes out in his car pissed off the father
and he drives into this dude who was like a cop who was directing traffic for a graduation
uh you know when the universities have the graduations it was basically like like directing
uh people in and your man's just like drove into him in a car he was exported to the hospital very
injured and died shortly afterwards so your man's son's being shot the thing is
you know what color he is so you know it changes the narrative right
like that we have to be very honest about this when we talk about these situations we have to
like be in the context of was it a white person or was it a black person anyone gives a about brown
people and the asian people apparently donnie black or white right but he happens to be black
you know the police brutality and george floyd and draven martin and all the others were being
through right and i mean a gun was found at the scene he jumped out allegedly the gun was pointed
sure the cops are entitled to shoot the people who's got guns pointed at them especially if the
carjacking suspects i mean i'm not an expert but i'm just saying like your people's got to be found
guilty obviously like you know i mean you know realms of justice and all that but like anyway
the father's seen the video in the cop shop went out jumped
in his car and then ran your man over and killed him uh yes that's and then i didn't even know
what happened to the court house that was mad beybans right yeah i didn't get it i i was like
meh it didn't interest me i was like this isn this isn't that interesting. I was like, they're weird.
Do you think it's right for a father to go out? I mean, it wasn't even any of the officers that were involved. This was an innocent officer.
think, first of all, totally retarded. Obviously, if the kid was carjacking, obviously that's what
his parents are going to be like. You know what I mean? And his dad obviously doesn't have enough
brain cells to realize that, hey, this person has a family, this person has a life, and that pain
and hurt that I feel, I'm going to inflict that on somebody else just because I feel like I've been wronged. He didn't have the brain cells to think that or care.
So that's why he's in the situation he is. And why he chose to do some random person instead of
quote unquote, seek revenge on the person who took his, his child's life.
his his child's life. Maybe he was just trying to say, hey, if
you didn't take an innocent person, well, I'm going to take
Yeah, but you would have to let the trial play out though,
wouldn't you? I don't know. I mean,
listen, okay, let's say they find out we haven't seen but the way the public haven't seen the video
only the father saw it only like the family the close family so the public haven't seen the video
yet i mean if the guy if the kid if the kid whatever he is whether he's 18 or 20 if he jumps
out the carjacked stolen car and he's got a gun police are right up his arse and he jumps out the carjacked stolen car and he's got a gun police are right up his ass and
he jumps out the car and the guns point the police i mean i don't know what i mean he's living in
america you know you've got the two fv you've got your police armed i mean i'm just gonna see if i'm
a policeman and someone points a gun at me i'm doing everything i can in my power to put the
down i don't care how old they are so here so yes i i understand
but here's the thing um now i forgot i was gonna say damn it take your time darling i know when
you get old i know that alzheimer's starts there like kick in have you have you tried
what happens is i have the on the tip of my tongue and then you say wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute and that makes me forget what the fuck
Talk about a different stuff. Yeah, you remember what to say
What happens on a space if I start talking about a different subject you remember what you were gonna say
That's how it works. It happens with me all the time. I forget what I'm gonna say
And then or I have a better idea or you just don't interrupt me and let me finish my thought
Reese is the 90th Sure Since the 1st of February race is the 90th shore uh since the first of february he's the 90th thing so
there's only like 10 more to go to the 100 like i mean we missed two breakfast shows but we have
like perfect excuse like raisins for them like since the first of february i've hosted 88 that's the February for gonna force that fucking 88 fucking shows man can't believe it oh yes and
I have been by your side for most of them oh look who's here look who's here oh no no you don't want
okay don't know I'll let red iron listen it's it's been it's been a it's been an occupation honestly it's been a occupation
and uh we're gonna have to sit down properly and is he here oh he's here i'm trying to get him in
but i'm using the laptop and i don't know how to like excuse my language i don't freaking know how
to get people in here that's all right i I know you're retarded sometimes, but that's quite all right
I'm gonna have to insult you back
Okay, he's katie perry's husband, uh
Gmgm guys, sorry, uh i uh decided to sleep in today
mate you sound like you had fucking you sound like you had 15 gummies in the night out with
joy diaz what have you been up to you dirty little rat well listen this is what happened
he just finished making breakfast for his date and he he was like, all right. He's like, and he was
probably like waiting to get onto Rack FM. And he's like, he's like, all right, it's time. Okay.
She's like, are you, are you, he put an earbud in and he was about to start listening. She's like,
oh no, no, nothing. Just hang out, checking his time. He's like, you know, actually I got to
start work soon. And she's like, oh my God, I'm so'm so sorry i didn't mean to and then she runs out and then he's like hey guys i just woke up
all right that's worse than my g-shock in the toilet that one
i wish that were the case i have told people that hey i need to hop on a work call
and then i hopped on You know rack fm twitter space
Done with this previous conversation
He's the first speaker tonight
So we've been like freestyling
For 45 minutes me and me, man.
So absolutely do shit talk and freestyling.
You guys started a little late today as well.
I guess we're building up the race.
We're building up the race, yeah, yeah.
It's in about 47 minutes, brother.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah okay yep yeah
the word red eyes voice wake up there did red eyes voice like when he realized race is coming right he's like oh yeah oh i forgot about that oh okay the difference is that i'm now vertical
when i originally became a speaker and said what's up i was still horizontal
uh so that's the difference in blood flow to my voice box he fits right in a rock fm don't he
burns i've been actually wondering red eye so you know we got a dm we got a dm with you in it
you know it's the first quote unquote outsider, right? But you're not an
outsider. You're an insider. So then you're in our DMs. Isn't it so overwhelming, Red Eye? It's
like the most overwhelming, like trash talking information bullshit that just keeps going all
day, all day long. Have you seen, have you been paying attention? What do you think? Of course.
Given how many other messages I receive a day, I can't keep up with it in the moment.
But I do go back there and read all of them.
Yeah, I have to do the same thing.
It's better than most of my Telegram groups. Like some of the Tele telegram groups I'm just skimming. I'm looking for people tagging
So the highlight of today's
show has definitely been the raccoon on the
though, does she? You know, the owner of the raccoon. She's like, though, does she?
The owner of the raccoon, she's like,
as if he's on the pipe every day and it's just like
I have already cried like three times
tonight about the raccoon.
person in the nest um rick epstein is she the one that owns a raccoon that's smoking crack
can you believe this is a recorded rock fm and we're talking about a raccoon on a
this is like recording and we're talking about a raccoon on a
bike she's got a kid that's being child traffic never mind that's not the records
yeah i can't i can't i saw that today yeah i broke down all day but every time i've had
a joint or a bug i've watched that
joint or a bug and fucking watch that okay listen hear me out guys i'm not trying to be mean or
anything but i'm just trying to be honest i do not like this the statue that they put in the um thing
i don't i don't know if i like it i don't think i like the statue in times square
i don't the art installation know if i like it i don't think i like the statue in time square i don't the art
installation i put it in the nest is it in the nest or what yeah i just i don't know if i like it
i i'm like so you know when you when you say like i'm not trying to be mean you need to call yourself
a blue meanie do you know the blue meanies or not do you know what the blue meanies are
Do you know the blue meanies or not?
Do you know what the blue meanies are?
Please tell me you're not.
in the room know what a blue meanie is?
Give me a thumbs up on the emojis.
I'll say we've got Foxy accent.
They're not going to know because they don't speak
That would be a good name for a type of ecstasy oh obviously you get the green hulks
no i get some blue meanies all right well that's where i came from obviously obviously none of you
uncultured motherfuckers have watched uh the the animation yellow sunberry uh yellow sun beret that was made by the beatles which is like a full-on oh but i gotta i have uh a really nice 3d poster uh can you put your hand down
i haven't got me hand up according to my twitter
i'll calm down it's stop interrupting red eye please thank you
yes i can i can do that over and out from bangkok thank you
really go on there they've got a really nice uh album art the yellow submarine album
so you haven't seen that you haven't seen animation with the blue meanies no oh i don't think so no you know something listen i'll give you a little secret shall i the yellow
sunbarine album the original lp that i had on vinyl right is 50 50. so on one side you've got
the uh orchestra orchestral uh score by the producer george martin and on the other side
you've got the tracks that they're specifically
made for the movie that you don't find on any other albums and like i'm telling you the yellow
submarine is like literally i could talk to you about every single beatle album from start to
finish what's that oh i was gonna say i wanna i wanna ask something because i'm gonna forget this
in a second though the blue means the blue where the blue meanies were a cartoon character
that were the evil people in the yellow submarine movie so i've dude right listen get some mushrooms
download the yellow submarine right animation version the full version watch it on shrooms
then we'll talk because it's fucking class.
It's a right Buzz Light. It's a right trip.
for TV shows that you guys
in particular that I really
enjoy listening to, to the point where
I used to put it on the loudspeakers.
Like, we had some big fucking speakers at the brewery.
I used to put this TV show score on and listen to it.
And I'd listen to it over and over and over and over and over.
Because I love his music so much.
Oh, okay, I'm allowed to speak now?
I feel like I'm about to start.
Where's the barking emoji?
All right, so Charlie's Angels.
I really enjoyed that movie's soundtrack.
sitcom? Is Charlie Angels a sitcom?
Lucy Liu, Drew Barrymore,
That have got like amazing
You don't have to keep it just to
Because I'm bringing in the movie angle
So there's a difference between
a soundtrack which will have like like say pulp fiction where it's got like lurch overkill and
you know man you'll be a woman soon like a soundtrack is different from a musical score
a musical score is what you're going to hear in like lord of the rings for example or something like that right or star wars the dumb to dumb to dumb that's the musical score right
where it's not like i don't i don't have any weird i do like the soundtrack hear me out called fx
scores hear me out hear me out hear me out hear me out now i sound like i'm jamaican but i haven't
got the voice hear me out now right i need to be jamaican but i haven't got the voice hear me out now right
i need to be jamaica imagine if robo you said did you say yellow sombrero say yellow somberine what
you're saying yellow sombrero right the best musical score of all time is trevor jones and last of the mohiggans so you've got like uh the kiss the elk hunt
like oh my god even those two if you watch the old uh 1997 uh italian uh uh italian roman
uh italian roman orchestra the symphatic orchestra oh my god trevor jones the kiss or the elk hunt
please go and listen to them on youtube the live versions when he's like doing it in the room you
know there's a conductor it's called trevor jones by far uh like i can i can be down on life and this has been with me for like over 20 odd years
right or probably like nearly 30 years this has been with me this score i can listen to this at
any point in my life either of the two big tunes i mean the whole thing's a score but
the kiss or the elk hunt are the two big ones i can listen to it anytime
no matter how my life is that minute i listen i feel better about myself and i can go and
do something about my problems or i can deal with life or i can deal with any any injury
like i just need to hear those like that tune the violin you know uh b-bans we were on the space
with marissa remember when i was talking to marissa and she was like is this the one did
you remember the violin player we had on remember marissa no b-bans is like
No, B-Bands is like retarded
Remember when we had the violin player on
That was literally, how long ago was that, Robo?
Do you know how long it is to remember what happened yesterday?
I've just checked the calendar
And Marissa's interview was 10,000 BC.
Yeah, fucking retarded cunt.
Have you guys heard of two, they're composers and producers.
Have you heard of either Werner Tots or Heinz Kiesling?
Do they sound like pedophiles if I'm being honest with you?
No, they're both German composers and musicians.
Werner Totz was born in 1922.
He's the one who did the composition for Tom and Jerry originally.
Werner Totz and Heinz K kissling created a company together called brilliant music
and they did uh other uh types of stuff they're both german guys but they my favorite musical
score ever is the you think i'm an idiot but it's the uh it's the musicals score for It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
I absolutely love that music.
I swear, I'll send you guys a song in our DMs.
Next time you're out for a walk downtown or in a park or whatever put on this song and i promise you
you will feel at least two times as jovial you'll feel like you're a main character in a fucking uh
in this exploratory like comedy tv show i don't know i love the tv show it's always sunny but i like listening to this i mean obviously
there's no commentary or anything it's just the music in the background but it is so positive
it's i love it i love it i love it i love it i i was gonna ask this so right i'm a big like
classical music fan i mean i don't talk about it because i've got
like eminem tattoos and all over everybody and like like i'm probably the last person that you're
gonna gonna be like he likes classical music but like bro talk about talk to me about holster and
the planets right talk to me about rider the valkyries like i for me so my father my father's like a big easy
he's into everything like you know 60s like pop but uh big on like a country west country and
western he he loved like johnny cash and like you know andy williams all this sort of stuff but also
my dad loved classical music so from me being like five six seven eight like before my little
brother come along my mom will go out and my dad will be like hey we're going in the garden and do
some and he'd be like he'd put the music on and it'd be like ride of the valkyries or something
and i'd be like dude it would get me hyped right up about this man i loved it
Dude, it would get me hyped right up about this shit, man.
When I was, I think, maybe like a teenager,
you know how they still had CDs and people were buying CDs back then?
And I had gotten, I had seen these CDs and they were like Mozart,
Who's the other one? I can't think of his name right now.
I don't know. I had, I got in like four or five CDs and they were all classical music. I don't know what prompted me, but they were on sale. And so I was like, wow, I want to, I want to listen
to this because this is like the beginning of music or something. So I put it on and I spent quite a few
years just listening to them. I'd be in moods and like right now I can't remember, but I'd know,
okay, I'm in, I'm feeling like anxious and I just want to get out. I put Tchaikovsky on, you know?
And if I was like, man, I feel like, I feel like relaxing. I think I'd put like Bach on it. I can't remember, you know, exactly what the songs were, but back then I wouldn't. I spent years just listening. The first thing I hear is the sounds and even their voices.
They don't make, they don't make words in my head.
They're just accompaniment to the music.
I know that sounds so weird, but I know exactly.
I know exactly what you mean, darling.
My favorite is a Beethoven's fifth symphony in D minor,
No, I'm dying off the raccoon on the crack pipe though i mean that's what that's what started me so do you know if you
have a bong and the bong stays inside you like for like an hour and you're like you
can't get rid of it you're like trying to cough it out like because you've been laughing
so much i red eye i've probably laughed more tonight than i've laughed in so like isn't
laughter good for the soul or isn't laughter good for the
soul or isn't it fruit for the soul like i like literally it doesn't matter how oh right so i
haven't even talked to you about me dear listen to this i went to macro earlier right and i went on
the 10 bar bus and you know i've talked about bus journeys and that before and right
fm but yeah this was a bit different this one to do so i got on the bus and there was i knew
immediately there was something wrong with your man driving you know i'm like this dude's not
fucking right in the head he's on the pipe you know and he was going mental up the road man
fucking lane to lane and bib bib beep and breaking and i'm like
hell and i'm sitting next to this woman and i'm like i looked at her and i'm just saying
i pointed at the driving on my thumb and i and then i did like the pipe thing you know when you
do the pipe sign i did the pipe sign i'm like yeah bye bye and she just like literally this is how
funny this is in thailand she didn't want to but you're also like kind of didn't want to acknowledge me so she like moved I
heard like two centimeters each way like so I looked at me the corner of the
eyes without turning her head she actually looked at me with eyes I
peripheral vision right then she's like she nodded like two centimeters either
side up and down and I was like I fucking know this and then we get to
there the mall which is next
to macro and i want to get off and like you walk up a little bit because if you're on the other
side of the road it's it's uh lambs are late it's a sorry bank happy junctions one of the main
junctions arteries in bangkok man you so you've got to go up the stairs and across the bridge
and down the other stairs and my knees are not good you know i like to have
an easy life so i'm supposed to get dropped off on like the the left side obviously we're driving
up the left you know get dropped off on the left side of the road so i'm just walking that road
there and he sees the cops doing all the searches and they were only pulling bikes over for licenses
and i didn't even know what he was doing and then he's in the inside lane inside left and then he just swoops over to the far right
to do the u-turn to where there's like no cops so he's supposed to drop what i'm trying to say
is it's like you get major intersection he's supposed to drop us off on one side and then
he does like the the u-turn around uh this like big junction and then
he pulls in and he picks people up to go the opposite way you know it's just a circuit like
and i was like i started kicking off and then he's woman got involved and
these woman's the ticket collector you know the conductor she started mouth and i'm
saying what's wrong with this? I was talking entirely now.
I was like, what's wrong with this daft cunt? Is he on the fucking yabber?
I was trying to get off. I was like, he pulled, you know, we're in the, obviously, the left-hand side of the road kind of thing.
But he pulled to the right-hand side, like four lanes.
And I'm having to jump off a bus and fucking get across four lanes just so I didn't have to go over the bridge and so i started giving some i got off the bus his missus hanging out the window shouting at
me i'm like hey you you talking to like in tight i was like he's yeah fella he's on the
yabber on you you daft yeah scrawny little cut i was going wow i was going mental
because then i had to get up the stairs
i had to walk across the bridge across the intersection all the way to mcroll i was glad
i could get the lift down at the end of it so i didn't have to get the stairs but
i'm gonna tell you now listen to this 95 percent i didn't record it wait a minute 95 percent of bus drivers in bangkok are on yabba
they're on meth 95 percent of both bus drivers i'm telling you now i've done enough
bus journeys in bangkok to tell you now 95 percent of the concert on meth and it doesn't make for it
when you're on like a 40 year old bus it's like got wooden floors and you can see like it holds
through the floor and that and you can see the chassis you're like bro something needs to give it you like like i cannot be dealing
with a bus and a method like give me give me one or the other give me a nice bus with a method
or give me a bus with knee method and i'll be quite happy and get on my day what a though
like this is probably this year i would
say this year this is the closest i've got into like absolute full-on kickoff like
where i'm probably gonna end up in trouble and pay fine like i hate methods are horrible
aren't that they're disgusting little good they're like golem aren't that and methods like golem you
know yeah we call it you have a rare methamphetamine tweakers you know and like golem i hate the
don't be mad in the room but did i kill the room
no i'm listening to music in the background i just sent you guys the full album on Spotify and the example song. Ooh,
thank you. I also put the background red eye robo talking and it seems like he's really
not that mad. Red eye in the nest. Check the nest, the YouTube link in the nest. Trevor,
I put it up there. Trevor Jonesones last the mohiggins unbelievable
if this doesn't give you a hard on then like literally bro you get all he is like any man
that doesn't listen to this and think i want to build i want to like save humanity like anyone
that listens to that and doesn't think like that you're just a faggot. Oh, yeah. Did you see we got a...
RackFM got censored the day for using the word trannies on Twitter.
I'm glad we didn't get banned, B-bans.
I'm really glad about that.
Here's the thing that pisses me off.
Why is Andrew Tate allowed to put... He wrote the N-word out on his thing, hasn't been taken down, but the word tranny, like really?
Did they get Jacob on Pierce Morgan?
That word we got flagged for.
I'm looking through the nest.
Did they get Jacob on Pierce Morgan?
Would you use the n-word?
yeah okay yeah I saw the india pakistan fighting yeah this was
exactly what i was picturing them doing on the uh
like on the on the border just slapping each other trying to work out their differences in the same I gotta go, I'll be back later
you you bastard, you bastard, you bummer border
so hey actually, do you know there's like real ramifications off the back of this
so like all flights into Southeast Asia now have to be rerouted
I don't know if you know about the situation with the rerouting with like ukraine
uh you know when they share the uh plane got shot down in 2014 2015 you know about airspace you know
how things work from like europe and that you know how like air travel works if you if you're
not if you've traveled around the world you kind of fly over uh ukraine right now i imagine that
nobody in pakistan the airspace is closed all flights out of thailand into like say like europe
or uh middle east or whatever they've all had a reroute today pakistan the airspace is closed
and it's huge if you look at how like how south asia works uh the continental south asia in regards like southeast
asia like if you actually look at the map and you actually trace how the flights work because you
know uh aeronautical control you know how or law you know how it works is that you always fly over
land as much as you can do you know about this red eye like that's why flights taken off
from northern england will always fly over greenland is that like so like the overland in case
anything happens because you're better off landing on land then you are on sea so for people who do
not know it's a thing in the airplane world is that like if you look at a flight map like there are things where it's like i did a direct
flight from florida from miami to newcastle and that's because i guess i could straight line that
was right across the atlantic and i was flying into southern england but generally speaking
they always want to fly over land as much as they can and they are they avoid things like the
himalayas etc etc pakistani airspace is
actually quite important for european traffic coming in the southeast asia so yes dude the
vat like revise like all the plans it's been a whole thing going on a day mate
yeah i know islamabad is a really big airport.
So I imagine it's got nothing to do with steel.
It's crossing through the airspace.
This is the whole thing with Ukraine.
Are flights allowed to leave and land?
No, it's like when you talk about direct routes and how air currents work, like, dude, there's
involved in flying just definitely take a different uh i was just curious if like can are people still
coming and going from islamabad in there probably uh well i don't know i doubt it not if pakistan
if pakistani airspace is closed nothing's coming in or out that's how it works unless it's military
pakistan closed its airspace yesterday
when India launched their attacks right okay operation lights operation
Sindor launched yesterday right so Pakistan halt or PIA halted flights for
12 hours Lahore Karachi and islamabad airports uh resume flight operations
that was as of today well they might they might be letting flights out i mean are they domestic or
international law is the question first of all and then they might be letting flights like out
they're not letting other people fly across their airspace is what I'm saying.
They said multiple flights have resumed at Karachi 2, which is by the coast.
Two international flights, one domestic flight operated today.
So they're gradually restoring stuff.
But it's not about what's going on like sort of domestically even though
they might be going internationally it's about what's crossing one border and then not stopping
and going across another border their airspace was closed today because thai airways made a
major announcement saying that they would have to like change it you can't fly you can't fly pakistani airspace is actually really important to southeast
asia if you look at how it works for europe but you just got mountains above it it's like nepal
like the the do you know when you're flying you know when you're flying to southeast asia if
you're flying into kuala lumber if you're flying it in non-pen if you're flying in jakarta wherever you're flying into from asia you're essentially skirt the southern uh himalayas you always hit like
turbulence bro like it's crazy turbulence when you hit the himalayas like it's a getting known
for anybody that's like flew out to southeast asia i believe it oh it's crazy it's like a
wake show bro you're asleep by that time like i normally
fly out amsterdam so i normally would get say like like if i'm leaving home i'd get a south china
airlines flight uh but the south china airlines flight won't leave from newcastle so i'll get a
hop over from newcastle airport over to amsterdam jump on uh i mean i used to get klm but the shit i jump on a south
china airlines and what it does is it drops into bangkok as a transit point before it flies over to
shanghai and then like you just get off of the bangkok leg you know international flights work
they're always hopping right mate it's insane you literally come around like the the top of like india like right
underneath the himalayas like um so pakistani airspace i'm just saying for a lot of planes
it's really important really important uh did we lose b-bands i mean red eye we didn't even talk
about like 30 of the news today I sent you a list of shit, right?
Yeah, although I woke up slightly late, so I might not have read all the news stuff.
I do see this giant statue of a plus-sized woman in Times Square.
We on the Kratom last night.
You sound like you're on the craton actually no i just fucking ate way more food than usual and i'm probably like food drunk from last
night uh so mate yes so mate did i tell you about the conversation i had with the kids down the
canal about uh carton the other day or not you're gonna like this one did i tell you this or not i don't think i did right i don't think so what are you trying to help set some kids straight
you see them sipping you're like whoa whoa i remember when i last did it not no no not last
night but the night before so some kids come down i mean i'm talking kids like you know 16 17 18
uh two of them had like uh the honda things on look like
they're gonna sweep up around the local undergarage or whatever that like little shirts on
uh i'm sitting at the canal i'm chilled and they all come down the four of them with their fishing
rods you know and then i'm smoking a joint and he smells it and he's like oh yeah and i tried to
like ignore him i was like uh poor time i die, I'm speaking Thai to say, I can't speak Thai poor time. I mean, it's a cons big time.
And then I like, I felt a bit guilty cause I like a full joint myself. I didn't really like to share.
Like I've got to the stage in life where I like, I mean, if I'm sitting in a room with friends,
I'll pull pop pass give, but I'm not that guy, you know?
Oh yeah. Yeah. if you're around people
you know it's like yeah sure i'll share this all right but the kid wasn't the kid that sported me
was nice and you know i saw one of them had a liverpool jersey on and uh trent uh alexander
arnold just being sold to real madrid so i was like oh you know i had a little banter with them
and then i was down to about a third of the joint left so i give them the joint and then your man smokes it pass on his friend you know and then he asked me like he had
this like big uh you know them beakers you know the cups the big beakers he had one them and he's
like oh cratom and i was like that bro so i told him the story i told them like i bought a bottle uh on your recommendation i didn't
say your recommendation but i stole them i bought a bottle and i drunk three quarters of the uh 1.25
later bottle i told them i drunk like three quarters and they were like wow like are you
stupid like you're banyan or now you're dense like they will eba like are you stupid like you're banya on are you dense like the will e-bar like are you crazy
you know it's just like on my room like i didn't know you know what i mean like like my couch i
i didn't know i didn't understand dude it was hilarious it was one of the best conversations
i've had in thailand for like the last year like public so they were they were about to drink some
of themselves oh they were drinking ah they were drinking while i like public so they were they were about to drink some of themselves
oh they were drinking ah they were drinking while i was there man they were but they were just like
no you sit man bro you didn't like just down three quarters of a body
big kids educating me i know that's funny though so they're sipping it so they get like a slight buzz continually oh brawman they were fishing for
their life man i i honestly i love like i love going down and chilling with the fish like the
pay blow fish in the canal they're so nice all of them and when they get a big fella yeah your man
pulled out like a five kilo giant man the other week and i was like hell that's massive fat like bro and do people eat
those oh yeah they sell them on the market like the fry the more god dude for fun
would you eat one of those fish are you daft what's wrong with you are you mentally
retarded do you think i want to die do you think i want a death wish well that's what
well i'm wondering you obviously you've been in thailand long enough to like build up some sort of immunity to natural stuff i can't manage an egg what the
are you talking about well i imagine it's uh you know that the whatever canal they're fishing out
of is probably not super clean but people still eat it you know so i'm
just wondering like maybe locals don't get sick when they eat it or maybe they still do and
they're like it's worth it because i'm hungry i don't know great okay i haven't lived with a tie
that would like buy this shit right the fried fish because i fry it up on that you know and
it smells lovely and everything with a bit of spice on it on the market as someone who live with a tie bird i'm gonna for you know for a long time best part of 10 years
i'm just gonna say this they'll get their bad stomach and the shits at least twice a week
so I could go out of the time
me misses like at least twice a week
and then just be on the toilet
but you know what they'll go back every time
like it's just part and parcel
it reminds me of like it's just part and parcel it's like how do i say it i it kind of reminds me
of like really spicy food it's like you love really spicy food you eat it and then you shit
your brains out and your assholes on fire and then you go the next day you're not in pain you're like
oh fuck you know some spicy food sounds good bro spicy food for me like the thai spice going down one way it's not a problem like i can handle
spice my taste buds and that are fine but oh yeah when it gets on the ring piece you know when it
gets on that japanese flag like that big red dot on the morning like that ain't fun if you've ever
like if you've been out and you've had like lab motard
lab guy uh noon i'm talking you're on the proper spice like the red curry and shit like the hard
shit and you're like you're drinking and you're with your friends and you're like ah it's a good
night and then you wake up in the morning and you're praying for the day that your mother never birthed you.
You're like, literally, why did someone give birth to me?
Because your ass feels like it's giving birth in a parallel universe or something.
It's like, oh, the heat, bro.
You can't even, you know, that's why we've got the gun.
You can't even use paper, Red Eye.
You can't even, sometimes you can't touch it with paper, it's that raw.
Well, what I was wondering was like, i wonder if anyone's make you know how they tell you to like
drink milk if your mouth is on fire i wonder if they have like milk bidets to you know
spray your asshole with milk to help it you know i've never seen i've never seen one tie
ever in my life drink milk for spicy food there you go go, Tony. I'm sure it's only the Mexican shit that like you do in America and that way you drink.
Nobody drinks milk like as a counterbalance to spicy food.
I mean, if you go to the Indians, you can have like, you know, lassi or whatever.
It's either ice water or beer.
I tell you what, bro, listen. so i don't know if you know about
this i'm english if i put an ice in a beer me father would slap the jaw he would slap the yellow
i it'd be the father would slap the yellow off me teeth right my father if he saw me put nice
in the beer however listen to this in the spicy tie situation over here when you're
in that element when you're in that arena i'm telling you like i'm not gas i'm not gaslighting
anybody bro nice three ice cubes in a decent sized glass like bang that leo in there let it
just like cool down and then you you're on're fucking on it. Like a car bonnet.
Bro, I'm telling you, you're all over it.
Like, so you might, you might already know this, but if you put ice in beer, uh, or if
you freeze glasses that you then put beer in, uh, your beer will go flat way quicker than if you just had a uh almost frozen glass uh or if you had really
there's uh there's more surface area for the uh carbonation like the co2 to interact with and
it's the same with soda do you know the history do you know the history i'm gonna have to go to
the toilet because we've got race in 10 minutes uh and i've been talking for hours do you know
the history of lager or not lager like the you know what lager is right yeah i don't know the
history of it so it was invented in the british june the british raj so you know the british raj of the uh like like eight like obviously
late 1700s 1800s was like the you know the mainstream into the early 1900s and then we
gave the indians and obviously the muslims partition in 1947 uh like how pakistan and
india was created right so lager was created by the british back in the early days of the raj
to combat the hot indian courage true story bro this is like the where uh kingfisher have you
heard of kingfisher in that before uh i know what a kingfish it like a someone who fishes for kingfish no no no no a kingfish is a
bird so oh yeah yeah yeah i know what you're talking about so kingfisher lager is one of the
old school brands of india from back in the raj days well it was it was you know developed
eventually as the kingfisher brand but if you go and look at the origins of lager
which a lot of people say won't understand the difference between beer stout lager do you know
what i mean red eye a lot of people are like inbred when there's two main there's two main types of
beer it's ale and lager and the thing that makes them different is the yeast that you use correct yeast and then there's an ale yeast
so lager was developed in the subcontinent
in like late i think late 1800s early 1900s i mean i'm not going to put an
exact figure on it but it was it was literally designed as a
cooling agent for the Indian curries.
That's, you know, I've never really thought about using beer for that.
But you go to, like, all these different wing places in the U.S.,
So I imagine that worked pretty well, too.
Mate, you've got to have ice in it honestly it just doesn't work if you don't have the ice in it
now i am so anti ice like dilution of a fucking ale or a beer or a stout or whatever like are
you kidding me like that's a cardinal sin however
when you when you are like a truck of drinking like eating hot that'll
quench the flames bro it'll take a couple of goggles you'll have to like give it a minute
let it settle you know another couple of but you're right as rain you don't need any
milk milk is bro i mean it's not i do enjoy a glass of milk but yeah i don't i don't follow
up it's not entire it's well it's not entire because that's why the server lassies right
that's what losses are about right so it's not i'm just saying there
are like alternatives if that makes sense right right dude we're getting ready for race listen
to this man spinning this one down and spinning up another one yeah races like live in like five
minutes and i'm really excited uh and also today i went i told you i went to macro this is how i was on the
meth bus i went to macro and i bought some pork sausages i cooked them cut them open and then
lay it like there was still like i didn't split them there was still like one piece and then i
laid like this lovely like mashed potato salt pepper garlic powder
a bit of chili powder lovely bit of mashed potato in these sausages man i was like a
tramp on chips i've never enjoyed anything as good as this in my life but i also bought
some rump steak and some sorry uh ribeye i a nice little fucking i think it's like 430 grams
cheap as fuck 430 gram ribeye was like a i think two dollars and ninety american money
and i i'm gonna grocery store yesterday usda prime ribeye at the grocery store i was at uh is gonna
run you about 23 a pound jesus christ okay now is that a nicer uh a grocery store like this is
you know higher quality steak but still uh well actually bro actually where i bought it in
macro and there was it was alongside the australian steak right so just to give you a comparison uh
the australian steak was about like 450 baht or something the same exact same like value amount
like the australian grain fret egg grain fed but i was like i didn't care i looked at this
meat and i'm like i'm gonna cook that it's gonna be medium rare and i'm gonna have a couple
of little bits of butter a little bit of rosemary garlic in there and i'm gonna eat it with just a
fried egg on top now so when i do you look look at the marb like what is what do you
look for when when you're going to buy a steak are you mostly looking looking at the marbling
bro i'm looking at the price man i'm living okay that's fair enough yeah i'm gonna look at the
price too first and then go from there i'm an englishman living in bangkok oh i'm an englishman i'm a legal
englishman i'm a legal englishman living in bangkok anyway on that note you know i read i will
love you loads uh b bands is abandoned right i'm gonna go because listen race is in three minutes
all right i just want to have a quick tidy up yeah yeah
red eye let's get you in as a course if if you can uh i can't wait this is going to be
i can do a coast this will be such a cool space i mean i've got nothing prepared but it's all in
my mind and i'm like i know race i've known him for like three and a half years so i cannot wait for this
just to hear like what he's on what he's doing how he's chilling and on that note people uh finn
love this up on you know spotify all the uh streaming platforms on that note good night
god bless take care wherever you are in the world and we'll see you over on the
recorded show with reese all right take care everybody bye bye