oh i'm bloated i'm like a great fat cunt right now i've just thought oh here we go we've got
people in the room give me a second uh celturian and fairy king i've just uh cooked and i got
caught in a rainstorm gone to tesco hell you can't believe it can't write the script can you never mind and then i got back and i was fucking soaking and i was like i'm not
cooking and then i was like robo you've just bought the food you'd have couldn't of course
you're fucking cooking your club and i have just eaten holy man i've just eaten a right stash anyway without further ado good
not good morning almost good afternoon isn't it uh good afternoon maybe uh rock fm
uh this is your hostess with the most best robo in the house we're having a rock fm we've got
a launch party we've got a mint party we've got
it's gonna kick off uh let's uh get cell churi in the mic there i haven't dude i haven't even
dm'd anyone man yes we're quick have you got rack fm on notifications or something
all right he's must have rack fm on notifications right
right hello brother might check one two oh he's gucci you gucci brother wicked sorry i'm sorry
i've missed the last couple of spaces rob i i've been uh too much information and i'm like up all
night you know and i'm barely sleeping and when i do and like you know i crash out for a while
I'm barely sleeping, and when I do, I crash out for a while.
It's been a wild fortnight, hasn't it?
Bro, I fucking one day didn't even talk about a fortnight.
A fucking fortnight contains the amount of news
that the average person would get in their lifetime in, like, 1943.
Because, obviously, I follow several different spheres,
not just politics and stuff, but the entertainment world,
the gaming world, the internet culture as a whole.
And obviously everything's got its own interwoven connections and stuff
because everything's been politicised.
So I try to keep tabs on as much shit as I possibly can.
I've got something wrong with me, mate.
Dude, Trump pulled the fucking absolute best one of the week.
And you'll have to go back and you'll have to study the exact moment, though, right?
When Starmer asked him if they wanted to take questions,
and Starmer was about to, like, signal to someone that you're first.
And Trump just turned, like, straight away to his right-hand side and, like,
And I saw Starmer's face.
Starmer just like went off.
he didn't look like he wanted to be there at all.
it's like very surrounding
world leader had the coach and horse treatment with the full royal guard before or is this the
first ever uh we talked about that uh i think it was last night with red eye so i talked about the
household division etc i gave like red eye a full like lowdown uh last night because i do know a lot about military especially like the English stuff yeah yeah well
I've been to Windsor I've been to Windsor I've been to Brooklyn Palace I've seen the changing
of the guards like I'm quite versed in it you know what I saw for Trump and I mean I know you
got the helicopter into Windsor but it was a king's welcome oh it was it was phenomenal yeah it was like a different
level look i you know people talk about the what i mentioned the words soft power right yeah yeah
you will not see in modern day history a greater example of soft power than the British establishment put on for Trump the other day.
That is the, I know exactly what I'm talking about.
Because on the rumour mill, you see, people are suggesting that basically in the background,
like the monarchy and the government have bowed to him,
Well, see, we talked about this the other day.
You know, when you have these conversations, right,
The trifecta is Washington, dc the city of london
which is not greater london right i'm talking about the city of london and the vatican right
okay all right well what happened when what happened when trump got elected the pope died
and the american came in oh that's not sus. That's not sus at all, is it?
That's not sus like me, but he's like asking questions
or casting aspersions on that front, right?
It's just, you know, sometimes I see loads of things
that put me full of hope, and then I see other things
which is obviously designed to demoralise us you know did you see did you see the photo though did you see the photo of when
uh william uh and kate or catherine met uh melania and trump so i sent i sent red eye the photo the close-up right and like of our foot basically catherine curtsied
right and melania had her feet flat on the floor ah like she's a queen oh well not just well
i mean he's only a prince right and we talked we talked last night about the satan arrangements
like i read a lot into the satan arrangements yeah yeah who rachel reese was sat between and all that kind of stuff yeah
dude is that dude who was in here requesting to speak is that one of your mates or not
no read something or whatever no no not, not that kid, another kid
You can't say fuck all you
Stevie fucking wonder you, aren't you?
I don't look at my phone, Rob
And I can't look at it because if I move it
So he's kosher Obi lose my connection. But Obi is a Celsius lad,
Mate, it's gone fucking mental.
I don't even know where I should marry focus.
Yeah, well, you didn't run
Because I imagine you're on it.
No, no, we did one last night,
but it was only about 45 minutes or something. a small room we were talking about the uh the five household
divisions last night actually as a topic the grenadiers the cold stream guards the iris scots
guards irish guards and the west guards the four you know that like do you know when you see the
i don't know much about our military
structure and stuff like that mate all five of the household divisions were on display the other day
yeah yeah if you got on the look you know what it was beautiful to see like like you know it's cool
because i've never seen that on tv like like normally it's like a limo or whatever and and
then you know and i don't remember
any prime minister or president going to windsor you know well macron macron just did macron got the uh right yeah but french game midges don't count no but you know but you know you know the
whole thing since charlie kirk you know the security provisions like changed yeah yeah like everything
heightened fucking so he took marine i well he took marine he took marine one or one of the copies
of marine one uh he landed in uh charles's like new private garden essentially then he went down
like windsor park uh there's the there's a big thing about what's just happening with trump right and i know
a lot of like symbolism yeah and i'll just say to you like trump is the ruler of the
fucking world right now like you can't even come the free world oh you can't even come close
right you can't even i remember like um on the run-up to the 2016 elections and stuff,
there was all kinds of nonsense floating around, right?
And then there was this conspiracy theory, right,
that basically every single elected president,
bar like two or three of them, including Trump,
were direct descendants of the bloodline of King John.
All right? And I've got no way of verifying
this. You know, this is just shit that I've heard.
All right? And then also,
they did like some sort of...
Do you know a fucking high school kid?
No, not a high school kid did this.
Wait a minute. There's like a good famous like viral
video where a high school kid, right?
And she actually did. It's a history project.
the rightful heir to the throne.
But this was over 10 years ago, Rob.
Do you know George H. Bush, right?
George W. Bush's father, yeah?
He used to rock Obama up and down on his knee when he was a kid, man,
and feed him his favourite candy.
Have you seen the pictures of Barry Satoro when he was a kid?
pictures of barry satoro when he was a kid he probably didn't just bounce him on his knee lad
He probably didn't just fucking bounce him on his knee, lad.
well george bush was george bush senior was uh running all the
shit out of like indonesia right yeah big barry's gay for a reason
mate i'll tell you what you want to read uh manufacturing consent by noam chomsky honestly
it's startling when you read the section in the book chapter whatever it is
about indonesia and you realize right how like deep the cia was in it and how like uh paranoid
the cia was about communism and the spread of it do you know they killed around they should have stayed paranoid
because look where we're at they killed around in indonesia they killed around for roughly around
about 450 000 uh leftist marxists what happened in indonesia you know it didn't get reported
and what was being reported was a completely different thing dude you want to see some of
the videos i've seen from australian
tv back in the day like in their east timor and that wild wild awesome footage from the park
like way they made they didn't give a thought do you know this well we we did this week we did it
live as it started the other day baby like was day all the carnage and that going on but
like i don't know who it was but it was some english guy who was caught in the midst of it
and he basically was filming everything oh he's got the youtube channel yeah he's on the bike
his name his name has something to do with heat.
He's like 100 degrees hot or 100 degrees cold or something.
His name is something to do with heat.
Another dude you're talking about.
Yeah, he's like all the Nepalese and that with big smiles,
but tearing shit up and going, we win, we win!
Do you know they've just like elected their new Discord?
How red eye, red eye GM gm farm well good afternoon almost right
how are you all doing today did you see that red eye there and and you know the gen z that like
steamed all the good parliament buildings and said the light in nepal i died they've just
voted that new dude in through discord yeah i saw there i saw something about that uh either earlier
this week or late last week that they were looking to try and elect a new prime minister via discord
it's crazy i mean just seeing how many bots go into these crypto discords you have to
imagine there's some bots in there fucking up the fucking up the votes it's kind of ironic though
do you not think the irony is quite striking in the fact that like like the the original the main
uh you know flash torch all right or flash paper you whatever you want to call it right uh to the whole the
thing that took the younger generation like over the line where they were like we give zero folks
let's like burn the fucking finance minister's wife alive and all this sort of shit right
do you not think the irony is that like the government tried to ban social media
and then they've just elected a new prime minister on discord
there's a sense of irony no yeah i mean it's similar to like how you guys had weed legalized
and then you had a pm that came in and said nope we're shutting this down and then he got ousted
and now they brought in the weed bro again.
It's like, all right, we're back.
It's what we call poetic justice.
Oh, dude, Anyatin's not fucking around.
He's been calling experts in, like, sort the financial situation out.
He's like, right, get every cunt in a room.
He's, like, drafting, like, people in left, right, and centre.
And then he's just added another air.
50 MPs defect from another party.
So, I mean, it would be pretty bad if he did this.
But he essentially could actually form and have a majority government.
Now, if he did this for the People's Party, it would be really taking a mass.
I don't think he is, but he has got an agreement that he's going to dissolve
parliament in four months from taking power and then he's already had uh mps defecting over the
room anyway to the uh bums of tie party you know what could happen similar to what happened in
israel and ukraine a war starts and you're like well we can't afford to elect someone new right
now we're in the middle of war looks like i we're going to have to stay. But, dude, the prime minister doesn't have a –
do you know the army run that shit?
The army run what happens over here.
Or the prime minister disconnected from the military.
Oh, no, like the dude who's in charge of army area too.
He'll just fucking ignore it and they'll do what they want.
The army didn't give a fuck.
The army didn't take. I sent something in the group chat the other day bro i was seeing
videos of buddhist monks throwing back tear gas on the border of cambodia and thailand uh which
is wild i mean like monks running out of the oh i just had a massive fight hey listen the monks are
radicalized in cambodia though you know that right same as mayan ma massive fight. Listen, the monks are radicalised in Cambodia, though, you know that, right?
The monks are really radicalised
compared to what they are here.
In Thailand, they're not like that.
You wouldn't see the monks doing that. They were Cambodian
monks, right? But you know that...
I thought it was supposed to be all peaceful and shit, Buddhists.
One fucking Buddhist monk in Myanmar.
It's another one of these things where sickos hide behind a fucking shield
and you can't say anything against them because it's a religious fucking order.
Actually, I watched a documentary the other day,
a foreign correspondent documentary the other day.
The woman, she speaks perfect Thai, by the way, where she did a documentary on all of the recent monk scandals that's been going on, the temple scandals in Thailand.
I might go and grab it and put it in the nest if anybody wants to watch it.
All these monks on Yabbar and that was mad like crazy anyway red eye what's happening brother
you all right or what oh yeah it's been uh it's been a pretty good week pretty productive
i'm planning on going kayaking later today next week we've got a big it's like a celebration of
life for a buddy of mine who i rode motorcycles with who was killed
uh doing like a big celebration of life this was last year but sorry for your loss red eye
i appreciate it uh yeah it was a fucking awesome dude one of the uh one of my latest friends to
make like you know as you get older you probably make friends less and less frequently he's probably one of my closer friends
i had met recently but i mean people die in accidents all the time so it's just something
we gotta live with but doing a big party to celebrate him going on like a ride with maybe
a hundred people then going back doing a whole hog roast doing all sorts of auctions people coming in donating all sorts of it's going to be a good time
suffer a loss we go out there
and we celebrate their life
when the fucking deranged people
suffer a loss they go out there and fucking
I didn't even think about that in the context
of this guy but yeah there
there was never anything but a celebration of his life yeah like basically like there is no
there is no right or left anymore this is life versus death good versus evil that's what this
is now yeah and it's easy for me to get i mean it would be easy to get frustrated at the he died in
pulled out in front of him while he was riding his motorcycle and he oh fuck basically got t-boned by
it uh it was a young girl who was on her phone yeah probably probably making a tiktok ranting
about out fucking trump or something but uh yeah i mean it's just you know it's another reminder for me i i still ride
motorcycles just you know not every ride you promise to come back so be on your be on your
best behavior pay attention and yeah and and heighten your situational awareness mate you
see you know your spatial fucking awareness and that just look everywhere yep but it's a beautiful
day uh and should be a beautiful weekend in the southeast
us so then i spend some time outside do some barbecuing are you are you wearing any of those
white pillowcases on your head again or not
sorry bro you know i couldn't resist it. They're black pillowcases nowadays.
You know I couldn't resist that one.
They're going for the Kanye look.
That's what they're doing.
I might have to hop after here.
I'll come back at the top of the hour.
But one of my favorite memes from Django is when they're all meeting to go on that like rally to to it's
like a kkk rally and someone's wife makes all the hoods he's like i can't see out of this thing
just about the eye holes uh in the masks too too funny it's awesome that they were able to
loop some good comedy into uh an otherwise pretty somber uh movie you're talking about there django
django unchained right yeah yeah i'm eating by the way if i sound like a retard because i'm eating
food i want to go five teeth hey dude i i i you know like looking back at everything and everything
that's going on now i reckon like like the k, with the equivalent of Antifa today, it was all funded to
Well, it's a party of the Democrats.
paramilitary fucking wanker
group like Antifa is today.
wait until those... But one of the funniest
about Django Unchained, though, is have you seen the interviews you know i can't wait but one of the funniest things one of the funniest things about django
and chain though is have you seen like the interviews like off screen with uh samuel l
jackson and uh what's his name again what's the what's the black dude who plays django what's
his name again jimmy fox right so if you haven't seen this uh leonardo dicaprio had a real real tough time
saying the n-word and he was like he like he really was struggling in his head right and like
he like he was like seeing off like off camera like this is the song and apparently right in
the middle of a thing like samuel l jackson Jackson keeps sitting there having a cigarette and he's like
what are you talking about motherfucker
it's just another fucking Tuesday
we're getting paid motherfucker, say that word
if you haven't seen it, the video of Samuel
goes to show the brainwashing
he's so fucking woke and retarded that It just goes to show the brainwashing mentality of California. Of course.
He's so fucking woke and retarded that even in his job that he's getting paid to do,
and he's acting, that he can't even bring himself to say the fucking word.
So when Samuel L. Jackson kicked off with him. Meanwhile, you've got little white chicks out there fucking dancing to Biggie Smalls.
out there fucking dancing to Biggie Smalls
and fucking, if you don't know, now you know,
And fucking, if you don't know, now you know, nigga.
say the thing with Jamie Foxx when he talks
about Samuel L. Jackson going like mad,
like, it's just another fucking Tuesday, motherfucker,
like, kicking off with him.
His impressions are fucking spot on.
so hilarious. Have you seen him do
Trump? He's a funny motherfucker.
Have you seen him do Trump? Jamie have you seen him do trump jamie fox
next level yeah yeah yeah and his dave chapelle impression is amazing as well
he does a good dave chapelle have you seen that red eye have you seen jamie fox's trump impression
or maybe busy you might be diving for a bit the two best people I've ever seen do Trump is Shane Gillis and Jamie Foxx.
But I, yeah, so Samuel L. Jackson.
Have you not seen mini Trump?
Mini Trump's pretty good.
Oh, he's pretty good as well, yeah.
But Samuel L. Jackson, like, eviscerated, like, Leonardo DiCaprio over that situation.
And then what happened is,
Jamie Foxx was saying, like, the next day,
after this, like, full frontal thing,
this is, like, pre-production or pre-direction,
whatever, just at the beginning,
when they were practicing their lines, etc., etc.
And he came in the next day,
and he was smoking a cigarette,
because he's, like, oh, he's a chain smoker,
And he walked past his caravan and so your man uh jamie fox was like hey leo how you
doing and he just ignored him absolutely ignored him and then ignored everybody just like in the
zone and then he got out on camera and he was just like, N word, this N word, that like,
like just totally nuttily took over.
Do you know about when he smashed the glass and he actually did that for
And he wasn't supposed to.
I barely remember the film.
where they're talking about,
I've only watched it once. So, you know, I have to watch a film multiple times in the end scene though, where they're talking about... I've only watched it once.
to watch a film multiple times in order for it to...
Dr. Schultz, like, shoots him
kicks off and he's, like, going to break our fingers
with a hammer and all that, right?
It's a right intensive scene. It's a great scene.
I've said this many times, like Leonardo DiCaprio,
you know, I always talk about Marlon Brando
and Daniel Day-Lewis in a separate, like, batch of people.
And then, like, I'm quite willing to, like,
talk about, like, you know, the group underneath them.
And I think there's a few add-ons over the last few years.
I think Tom Hardy's great.
But, you know, Brad Pitt. Bradad pitt phenomenal leonardo dicabrio they would come after in the
modern era they would come after daniel de lewis and marlon brando right and dude he smashes the
glass and he actually like cut his fucking finger like wide open like he probably was proper injured
and had to get like treatment and he just continued
with the scene and didn't even know what was happening so like that the glass smashing scene
wasn't supposed to be in the movie but if you watch well if it was it wouldn't have been real
glass it would have been sugar glass maybe gets so angry like at that scene he gets so pissed off
when he like realizes that these people have been mugging them off it's a great scene it's a great scene in there in that movie i like when samuel l jackson first meets him
outside he's like i'm not gonna put that like n-word he's n-word and n-word and then he's like
yeah he fell off a bit as well in his old age you know
oh we lost your man there so turin we lost you yeah i turned the mic off all right okay yeah yeah
me backy pouch can be a bit loud on the microphone so i'll turn the mic off
he's uh he's so underrated let's get bellerin but he's so underrated in there jackie brown
yeah jack brown is a great performance great performance have we got any topics for today rob have you
got anything that you want to actually discuss or are we just i will just we're just minted
we're just minted in nft so all you pleb couldn't say they're going to omni flicks
finwraps.com you just need to put in comment or going on stargaze uh stargaze.zone
or going on stargaze uh stargaze.zone forward slash l forwards alpha launch pad forward slash
graph work v3 all right we've just dropped that a new track but uh i see the s p's at all-time
highs but uh let's see a good morning well maybe it might be good afternoon anyway that's pretty
late here hello bella darling how you doing you know it's been it Hello, Bella darling. How are you doing?
You know, it's been quite a week.
It's my birthday on Sunday, you know,
so I'm really happy I'm talking to you.
Well, I'm glad I could make your weekend for you No wonder we get on so well, Rob
So I'm having a fucking crisis of fucking conscience at the minute
Me last year of me fucking 40s
So I've been learning like tai chi and that you know
for about the last like six seven weeks or something uh and i've been starting to do like
a lot of shadow boxing and all like i've been doing that outside and around the side of the
condo i'm uh do you know when you feel like you need to enter into a i don't know what you would
call it like an epiphany moment.
Do you know when you just have them epiphanies and you think,
fuck it, I'm going to go for it.
So, yes, that's what I'm doing, Bella, for my birthday.
Practicing my Tai Chi, eating good food, you know what I mean, trying to be healthy.
Yeah, I'm trying to get a little bit stronger as well, mate.
And my friends chipped in together and bought me a tactical walking stick for my birthday.
When's your birthday, bro?
You're not going to believe it, but I spent my birthday watching a good man get murdered.
That was my birthday, yeah.
And that's why I'm disgusted with so many people.
And I've got some crazy theories, bro.
I'm thinking all these people that have no compassion
and that are basically laughing at his death
and don't understand him,
they're the ones that don't have an inner monologue.
There's something wrong with their souls.
Mate, I might be a bit slow.
It's because I'm fucking stuffing me face like i'm in between comments i'm like robo you enjoyed it what did you cook oh dude so mate you're gonna love this
bistro so uh i fried up uh three big onions uh lovely bit lovely bit salt and pepper on
made like a pot of fucking Bisto
like Bisto is like a better value proposition
because fucking Oxo is expensive
you have to get that imported
villa market have you got like an english store near you or something well kai villa they sell
like uh you know greg's uh sausage rolls and the boxes and that rather than like iceland
we've got like a supermarket here that sells all the that they're selling like aldi and
uh iceland and that you know they're
fucking mail deals and all that we've got one of them it's called villa market but i did uh
so the mince the mince was on cheap today the pork mince i so i bought it get wedge i think i
got like a 750 grams of mince i chopped up three big big onions and i made a massive like pot of uh gravy bistro gravy
and then i cooked the fucking uh onions and uh pork mince in the gravy and then i did a little
bit of pasta that uh tricolet fucking you know the three color pasta shoved some of that in
and then uh i made some mashed potato and all. So, like, I'm having, like, dude, the carbs are insane.
So I've got pasta and mashed potato with a big pot of gravy,
pork mince and fucking onion with loads of fucking flavours.
I am absolutely licking my lips, I'm telling you.
Yeah, steak for me, mate mate i'm having a steak tonight
people didn't understand all me like you can live in thailand where the food's amazing i can't eat
thai seven days a week i've got to have something that reminds me of home it's a reflection of
me childhood stuff me it's the reason i drink all that i do that all the time dude i have like
nostalgic meals like like i'll get like a fish and chips from the from the chippy because it
reminds me of my dad because my dad always when he was off work or something like at lunch time
he would want a lightly battered fish for his dinner you know a little nostalgia i at least i at least cook toad in the hole uh once a fortnight
right i'll do mince and dumplings once a fortnight uh i still haven't got over chicken nuggets
i love a chicken nugget i love a baked potato with a tuna sweet corn and mayonnaise mixed up in the bowl and then put
over like like have the baked potato but then put garlic butter on but then put the tuna sweet corn
mayonnaise off my jacket sport is um cheese beans and coleslaw that's what i have on my jacket sports
mate mate you know my favorite thing in the world though is the giant yorkshire you know the giant
you remember you just get the hand bessie yeah and then you put your and you put your sunday dinner
in it yeah entire dinner in the big yorkshire right yeah entire food bro stop the bus like
people like i try to explain the ties i like it i mean i eat italian i had italian like i think it
was uh maybe tuesday maybe i had italian i love a mexican like i'm
awesome at like making like tacos for haters blah blah blah i like them i like what you know
thai food beauty latinas big booty latinas for the're not like over here it's cheaper to go out
than it is to eat in and like cook yourself right it's much cheaper just to go out here that's why
food is so popular like free food that's what gabe says you know like gabe's constantly just
ordering and people sitting up on scooters like giving him stuff like juicies
and everything but it's like it's cheaper to go get a smoothie from someone delivering it
than going to get the fruit and make it yourself yes or by far by far not just a little bit not
just a little bit like i'll go and make like a good scram and it'll cost me like 300 350 bar
and i can go and get a good scran and tie and it's like 150. what's what's 350 bar in pounds
uh nearly a tenner that's about how it is over here mate if i want to get myself
if i was cooking in italian for like me me missus before back in the day it would be about like 12
to 14 quid where we could both like eat for fun for about like three and a half quid.
And you haven't got the worry about what the dishes and the washing up and all that afterwards, right?
So you've got the effort.
See, the thing is, who in Thailand is going to cook me the foreign food that I want?
Yeah, there's pub grub in the city.
You know, I can go and have like a toad in
the hall or i can go and have you know what but dude i know i can make me sell like you think
about this man you're not you're not gonna get a fucking rover's return betty's hot pot are you
so well traveling around like i was in the van for 13 months right in australia i was in the van for 13 months, right? In Australia, I was in the van for 13 months.
And we literally, I think, cooked probably like every night bar two.
So like probably the works Christmas party.
And then the New Year was probably the only time we didn't cook.
And you just become conditioned to it.
I've talked about this before like it's
like when you've cooked or wash your dishes like i'll wash my dishes as i'm cooking i'll finish
with that pot while this is like i always thought that in food second that clean as you go because
when you've done you've got less mess to deal with when you're finished i'm made for fun like you need to be very like you've got to be not regimented
but you've got to have like a kind of like routine or something when it's like when you
you know when i wake up in the morning i make my bed straight away now i didn't even grab a coffee
i make the bed first before i do anything the minute i'm on up for the day my bed's made and it's pristine you know folded
blah blah blah pillows have you done that have you done that forever like because i remember
seeing a video about a year ago some military man in america saying like freaking first thing
like it was all about that if you want a good start to your day do these things because it
like it changes your chemical break makeup in your brain yeah Yeah. I was telling Red Eye the other week.
So religiously, right, dude, listen to this.
This is a classic example, right?
I fucking abhor cleaning a bathroom.
I can't think of anything worse.
I love cutting the grass.
There's loads of things in life that i fucking love right the bathroom is me fucking oh dude it's me nemesis i just hate it
like it's it's the worst cleaning the bathroom but i'm a single guy right i'm not gonna get a
maid i'm a single guy right i'm only a little condo it's a decent size
it's enough right it's decent but if i don't do it no one else is gonna do it so the regimental
like attitude that i've brought in is like right you clean it then and you clean it then like deep
clean twice a week right i do it sunday i do it wednesday regardless dude no matter how hanging i am
i'll do me bathroom every sunday and i'll do it like i'll do it with the bleach i'll do it with
the dead all like a proper love like a clean nice fucking bathroom right and then i do it
wednesday midweek so i do a deep clean like twice where i did like spray it's a wet room you know i'll
spray like bleach the right open me spray fucking wax it all down the wall like the walls the whole
fucking thing clean the mirror my bathroom has to be gleaming and then do you know what when i wake
up like say on a thursday or a monday or a tuesday and i need a like first thing in the
morning i get like walk in a nice bathroom that's like lovely and clean and glorious because like
men can be lazy right men are much lazier than women generally if they live on their own
yeah we don't do stuff unless it really needs to be done so
so i i avoid that i sidestep that by having like a regimental
Attitude in my life about certain things
Washing up is one of them
I would never go to bed with a dirty dish
You can't do it in Thailand man
There'll be fucking ants on it the next day or some shit
I'll let you kind of do it
But then when I'm finished like after this space
that'll be the first thing i do is i've got like what a big bowl a pan the frying pan they'll be
done they'll be dry they'll be in me for a nice little uh thing me little locker thing for the
dishes and i'm done do you know what i mean and the thing about making the bed like i work from home a lot
do i want to sit at my desk and like turn around and see a bed that's not made what does that do
for me mindset when i'm teaching all day like i did eight hours online today yeah it's like
sanctuary in it yeah yeah all right but as a single guy yeah i mean i you know i had a missus that did loads of shit before but you've got to be so strict with yourself say cell turian we talked about this a
while ago right i've just talked about cooking there right you know so you know about the effort
reward uh conundrum don't you you know the effort reward conundrum uh the the things with the most
amount of reward takes the most amount of effort no no no no you're kind of right but not quite
it's a deal i'm on a different avenue to that so essentially anything worth doing is not easy well kind of kind of so what we've become is that we've become
a culture of people with smartphones and you know deliveroo or uber eats or everything you know you
can get everything at the top of a phone right everything's really easy for you yeah and what
we've done is we've moved away from the reward system to the effort
system where we view things as looking at them by the amount of effort that it's going to take
not the amount of reward that you're going to get to at the end now cavemen didn't have this luxury
right if cavemen didn't go and hunt and fucking kill animals and bring them home and you know the wife's cook them they didn't eat they died out right it was an inbuilt thing and
you're like so tonight it was a rainstorm it was really bad i mean there was loads of shit going
on right i could have easily just dove in the restaurant all day i've been telling myself robo you want mashed
potatoes i you want mince gravy with onion you know a bit of chili in nice bit of white pepper
and a bit of pasta in there a bit of tricolor pasta and i was telling myself all day what i
wanted to do what i wanted to do and then i went out and had a couple of jimmy cliffs
and then the storm came and you know
what it would have been so easy right when the rain stopped just to pick up the phone and go not
and i was like nah what i want the supermarket in the pissing rain i was like nah i mean i had to
wait to get home because it got really bad right but i was like like all i was focused on was the reward i didn't contemplate the effort
that it was going to take to get the reward yeah yeah you had a goal and you were going to achieve
that goal no matter what today we thought i mean making a meal is a classic making a meal
there's got to be something to that as well because like um before the invention i saw
like social media there'd be human humans were a little bit more active and stuff so we've
say for instance i um i have two options i can either order some wood and build my own cupboard
or i could just go to ikea and get one right but if you go and fucking get the wood and you build your own
microwave meals will be the greatest example of like the food side of things right you know like ready to
bake fucking pizzas all right like yeah i try not to eat processed stuff like that nowadays i tend to
like try to cook as much as i don't buy pre-prepared burgers i'll make my own you know from from scratch
and stuff and about the only thing that i'll ever really do
that's not from scratch is maybe get like a jarred sauce or something you like so like bolognese or
whatever rather than getting fucked on the tomatoes and making my own you know where do you know where
the reward the effort reward system is so prevalent in modern day society as well this is a great one
for you relationships so the husband hasn't had a fuck for a week the missus been really busy stressed
been on a period whatever right but the husband really wants a fuck right but he's like looking
at the amount of effort that he's gonna make after make to be able to get to the end results
or go and buy her some flowers go and do some wine and dine and get a babysitter so you can
take her out on date night right and then they're just like it's too
much i'll just buy like four cans and watch the football there's there's no it's it's no more
prevalent than in modern day relationships seriously which you should work at every single
day every single day you should like try your best to make the other person happy as much as you
possibly can yeah and we're in a society now, though, where people are so self-centered,
they don't actually think about their partner.
And this is why we get, like, relationship breakdowns.
You know, because in the honeymoon period, they're both doing things for each other,
trying to impress each other and all that kind of stuff.
And then they get complacent and comfortable.
And then one of them will start looking on the other side of the fence
thinking the grass is greener because they're not getting what they used to have.
But it's interesting as well though.
Rather than actually making the effort to keep the fucking thing going.
You've got to be very careful on that one though.
So you know by statistics that when a woman feels unwanted
versus when a man feels unwanted, the woman is far
more likely at the cheek.
You know that one or not?
about that, but what I do know is that
when a relationship does break down,
it's the woman that tends to get in a relationship
I've noticed this with my niece.
There's a difference with what you're
talking about because this is against a proven statistic that men might take longer,
but their secondary relationships tend to last longer than the females
who quickly jump into a relationship.
They don't last very long.
Usually that's because they've got someone in the back burner there
So it's kind of cheating still, you know,
because they've got someone that they've been talking to. Do know who just been announced it's like the number one like cheating country
on the planet you can guess where i am in thailand oh dude there's a cheating culture here they've
even got a name for they've got two names for your bit on the side man they've got geek geeky
is you like bit on the side where you've got no commitments except
right and me and noy noy means well mia is wife noy means small because they have to
put the adjective after the noun uh me and noy right which is wife small or small wife
means that like you've got a kind of like secondary wife that you haven't got your kids with, but you pay for a little condo.
You know, the rich dudes.
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
Me personally, I have never cheated, mate.
I've been involved in a relationship where the girl was a cheater.
that had happened because we got rumbled i felt a little bit bad about it uh yeah you know um but
me personally never cheated well infidelity infidelity is not a good trait in people
so i haven't i've had it done to me but i haven't done it but i will say one thing
that's why i haven't done it because it's been done to me and it haven't done it but i will say one thing that's why i don't it because
it's been done to me and it's like i don't want to ruin someone's life like that no i got quite
a rude awakening me to how it works over here because uh i moved here 2012 and sort of been
it'll have been around mid and they've been about a year after i was here probably about mid 2013
and they've been about a year after i was here probably about mid-2013 and my missus was like
oh my uncle's coming to bangkok so her family are flying with soup and burry right like the border
with canchina burry uh and lampang up north as well like the two families which was like oh my
uncle's coming uh we'll meet them at the big east and place we'll have the fish barbecue
black and i was like oh fantastic i just thought i was meeting uncle so all i thought is you know my girlfriend i've known her for a while knew her
very very well and she's like we're gonna meet me uncle so uncle turns up and i hadn't met him before
right i hadn't met like this like like, uncle from that part of the family. I had met him before.
He turns up, and he's about 50, 52.
And he's just got this young girl in tow.
And she didn't even tell me that my missus didn't even see it. Oh, he's turned up with his fucking dick.
And then I saw them coming towards us.
I saw them get out of the, because she's on the phone, you know.
All right, okay. And we stood up, you and he gets and i says who's that like this young
girl with him early 20s younger than me missus actually this was mad it was like younger than
me missus i was like and she was stunning by the way i was like who's that and she was like don't see anything it's his geek and i was like whoa wait
a minute like you know your uncle who is married to your auntie who's had kids that are like your
cousins like you're happy that he's got a bit on the side like i was like in me on head i didn't say this to her but in me own head i was
like how is this right if that was in england like a niece would go fucking mental they just
you know like not all cultures are the same not all cultures are equal unlike what these
come to trying to make everyone fucking believe so and so i found out and i don't you know i'm
not disrespecting thai culture because that's the way they do stuff
It's just not cricket is it
He'd had this bird on the side for a couple of years
He paid for the condo the way he paid for a hair
wait he paid for a hair she had an allowance man bro listen she had an allowance because he was like
a businessman like in the import and export and that right he was in bangkok like frequently like
maybe twice a month twice three times a month and she was in bangkok and she was
based in bangkok and it was literally he's been on the side for when he came to bangkok
so like he could stay at the place you know he shut down little condo play like
i was like what and then she was like all right like she gets her hair done she gets this done the nails done like like he pissed just to
keep her like to be a little yeah he's a sugar daddy she's a sugar baby trophy girlfriend i
but i i couldn't figure out how my missus was like so cool that she knew her uncle was cheating
on her auntie and the thing is listen this one, the auntie was by blood,
the uncle was by marriage.
Think about that for a minute.
like a family loyalty sort of thing.
But she didn't even think about it.
My missus didn't even think that,
it's just like another culture out there who deems it necessary to meet
with a girl, do menstruation.
Oh, you had a go there, didn't you?
I'm just comparing cultures, Robbo.
What we're doing now is we're playing culture
top trumps right now, mate. Have you seen the video that just we're doing now is we're playing culture top trumps right now, mate.
Have you seen the video that just went viral about the woman,
the American woman, the cancer patient who the cops have just been to see
to fucking get her to apologise to someone
because of something she said on Facebook?
Was that in America? I thought it was here.
No, but she's an American woman.
She's an American woman she's an American woman
cancer patient recovering from cancer right
absolutely disgusting and supposedly
they haven't got the records the records have gone
missing sort of thing yeah the records have gone
the police force is ideologically
captured like because apparently now you have to
have a degree to freaking could be even trying to enter the police force so so he basically has
to go through the indoctrination camps in order to be a cop well talk talk tv was on earlier the
dude that comes on after mike graham in the early afternoon on talk tv right uh on talk radio or whatever so the dude was interviewing this uh ex uh he's you know he's like
mike bezley or whatever they call him you know these ex-met officers that are doing like the
gb news like circuits like talk yeah the whistleblower guy yeah he said he said about he
was on the day just earlier he said when i joined
the met and it was like back in the day like back in the like early 80s or whatever it was
he was like when i joined the met like 50 of the commanding officers had all served in the military
and the other 50 were like these people who who went and done these like university degrees and blah blah blah right and then he talked about the difference with what it's like now and he's like
there are no ex-armed forces coming out of the forces and going into senior positions within the
police they're all out of uni every one of them have done these like arty farty degrees, right?
In whatever criminal investigation, whatever.
Right, they've all done these fucking like degrees at uni
and the police force is full of them.
All of the good old dudes, you know,
the people that would give you a clip around the ear and send you home,
The police, like you said, you said it's been ideologically captured right you're right
yeah yeah it's full it's full of neo-marxists and that's why they do what they do they've got
no qualms knocking on people's door because they probably want to do it it's like all these fascist
nazi bastards let's fucking go get them and then little do they realize they're the brown shirts
it's like nice nice one, guys.
Do you know what's crazy as well?
Do you know all these people that are protesting about trans rights, Palestine action?
You know what I'm talking about, right?
You know, the hope not hate crowd,
stand up to racism, right?
They remind me of the Bolsheviks during the Russian war.
During the Russian civil war.
Well, I don't know how true this is,
because I pulled this one from Peaky Blinders.
And obviously, maybe some of the things are in there,
situational events that did happen.
But within that TV show um around the
time of the bolsheviks um uprising and the revolution um it was kind of on its way happening
here and basically i think churchill got the union heads and fucking put them in front of a
firing squad is that is that true there are there some rumours about that.
I don't want to, you know, declare how true or not it is.
The reason I mentioned it was, so the Bolsheviks were the ones that were stirred up to create the revolution,
and then they all got wiped out.
Well, that's what happened.
And the communists wipe them all out.
Yeah, you get these militant activists to go do all your dirty work for them,
and then once you get power, they need to go because they're the ones that will try and overthrow you
when things don't go right.
So, you know, it's what happened in Iran.
They'll be the first ones up against the wall.
They'll be the first ones up against the wall, right?
Everybody protesting, right? first ones up against the wall they'll be the first ones up against the wall right everybody protesting
oh mate it's insane so you know have you have you read this story about the parallelisms between uh
2020 and q and what the world like when they were dropping like the the leaflets from the air
onto the boss ricks telling them like help us come and help us come and like hold out hold out while where like when they were dropping like the the leaflets from the air under the bolsheviks telling
them like help us come and help us come and like hold out hold out while it was circled by the
communists and then all murdered right so you think about q operations that do you think that
that's the q operation in 2020 yeah it was a dnc q is a 20 20, well, before then, obviously. The whole
If you go back, there's so many things
you've got to mirror on. And it's moving on now. I'm getting all kinds
of videos saying, don't worry about it, just
trust the plan. And I think, I think, like,
what you've been saying here now
is that's basically to make people just sit
at home, be complacent because these are people
everything fucking gets taken
away underneath your feet.
And it's exactly out of the playbook
of what happened to the Bolsheviks back in the day.
They were getting airdropped
like leaflets telling them that help was on the way
and they believed it all and meanwhile all the commies like circled them and killed a lot
all the bolsheviks were i mean the ones that weren't exiled they were all murdered in cold blood and left in the gutter like the russia people underestimate the the importance of the
like the russian civil War at the time.
Like really underestimated.
Like, dude, we don't even know how many Christians were killed.
The best estimate, like the kindest estimate is 20 million.
The highest estimate is 30 million.
Well, I did a little bit of grok in the other day and basically I got
grok to compare the amount of deaths caused by actual conflict since World
War one compared to the deaths of communism communism and basically it was
around estimated to be a hundred million fruit through the conflicts and like a
hundred and seventy million just through communism
do you know do you know about the situation with what happened with the bolsheviks or not
everything that i know about history is sort of like a macro bird's eye overview with like connections of big events and i don't i don't know the minutia behind those events eighty eighty seven percent of ruling officers right
within the original soviet state when it was first formed 87 of the officers were jewish
stalin was jewish don't have to change his name lenin was jewish lenin had to change his name
87 of the senior officers right were jews the jews killed i'm telling you dude i'm not
shitting you the jews killed fucking upwards of 20 to 30 million fucking christians in uh
in russia from around about 1913 onwards but but but were they really though or were they just
using that as like a thing to hide behind no no no no no they hid it man they hid it for years man
like like stalin and all them all changed their name go on look at their original names they were like a thing to hide behind. No, no, no, no, no. They hid it, man. They hid it for years, man. Like Stalin
and all them all changed their name. Go on,
look at their original names. They were all Jewish, man.
how much of it is real, but obviously
I go down the conspiracy theory rabbit hole
came from the teachings. The Kazarian Mafia
A lot of it came from the teachings of Immanuel Kant
and that back in the day, right?
The critique of pure reason back in the late 1700s.
There was an insane high level of intellect
among quite a broad speck of Jews right across Europe,
from Frankfurt to Paris to paris to fucking dude
everywhere this is like when the bankers were really just coming in their heyday like the rough
styles and that right it's no secret it's not like uh trotsky was a jew changed his name lenin was a
jew changed his name starlin was a jew changed his name they all changed their names
every one of them but they they rounded up roughly and killed uh the lowest estimate the lowest
estimate estimate is 20 mil that's at the the lower end of the scale upwards end of it is 30 mil
and a lot of people understand it's landed somewhere in between that
but you're still talking tens of millions of people like we're like low end and high end
and it's like 10 million people that we're talking about yeah it's half the population of the
fucking uk man it's immense i've studied i've studied the russian revolution a hell of a lot
hell of a lot and the onset of like uh socialism and communism
and spread of the west like after after that i've like done deep dives into this like same with
china as well like i've done like excessive like read i don't know how many books about this
shit man thingy in the gulag is what you want to read uh what's it called again it's on my library i'll
have to go and look at it dude there's there's some outrageous outrageous atrocities happened
at the time yeah man well i stopped up the fucking czars didn't i you know but we're
we're to blame though england england brit we're the world's problem. It's like, fuck off.
Everyone else has just been in the world no more.
You know, we ended up in the slave trade in the Western world.
Meanwhile, there's more slaves now than there ever was back then.
And, you know, you've got active slave markets in Yemen.
And, you know, it's a slave facility.
It also helps you to understand, though,
why Putin's got a chip on his shoulder, right?
Well, I don't know what's really going on there,
because at one point he was like the poster child for Klaus Schwab's WEF,
your young leaders fucking program, wasn't it?
But maybe he got word of what was going to happen and that,
and he thought, fuck this, and he dissented,
russia for what was coming he's a true he's a true royalist him going back in so he's a true soviet
putin classes himself as a soviet you know he doesn't class himself as russian you know that
right right okay his unburning ambition is to to To re-establish the Soviet Union.
Well, to re-establish what he can of it.
And especially the Russian-speaking areas.
I mean, this is the whole thing about Ukraine.
It's not like he's trying to take over people
who have, like, completely different kind of, like...
They're all Russian speakers.
From what I understand, though, the Ukrainians,
if they had their own, like, internal conflict going on sort of like northern ireland over here and you had like the fucking the
ukrainians versus the native speaking russians in ukraine the donbass region and for like 14
fucking years they were like at sort of like a civil war firing missiles into there and that
and they've been begging for help from the eu and everything but you know and then uh ukraine's been in no man's land
do you know ukraine's being normal no man's land for like we talked we were talking about
poland actually last night i think making a red eye are you back red eye or not is you back might
be still in his meeting yeah the speech We went to the speech the Polish Prime Minister
Yeah, he's based as fuck he is.
I want to talk to you about.
Fred, Julian, and fucking Bob the m.e.p oh so i want to talk to you about fred julian with bob villum
all right uh so on uh on dje media the day right
go on did you did you say that or not i've not caught up with that no right so dj dje
up with that no right so dj dje uh media he dropped a video in coventry you know where billy muir was
a few weeks ago when the afghans tried to have a go at him and that yeah outside the like royal
transport museum or whatever it is in coventry right where all the like the afghani refugees
hang around and that uh dj media and fred went to coventry and as they were kind of like you know
at the beginning where they do the talking over and coventry the deer and blah blah blah and the
walking in the city he started talking about bob villain and that's when the jewel thing came up so
that's what it's off it dropped a day yeah right okay uh right i mean the big pussy probably won't
accept like but but yeah i thought it was fucking hilarious.
And then you've got some other cunt out there
fucking asking Sadiq Khan if he's going to have a straightener
with fucking Tommy Robinson.
I was like, yeah, whatever.
Sadiq Khan had to go in front of the questions,
in front of the different councillors
representing the different boroughs.
He's just been, oh, dude.
So Sadiq Khan is getting ridiculed left, right and centre.
He's a terrorist, by the way.
But, mate, for these people,
it's fucking Islam above all else, isn't it?
They don't give a fuck about this country.
Same with Mahmood as well.
That guy's loyalty lies with Pakistan.
Because what I feel like is happening here, Rob,
is we're being sold off to Pakistan.
Pakistan's trying to fucking turn us into a territory.
Without a shadow of a doubt.
I mean, I could talk a little bit more, actually,
subject or some shit's happening right now that people might not be aware of uh el red eye are
you back son can you hear me oh you're back can i finish your meeting okay yeah dude i was sitting
in there listening trying to well like i was on my uh desktop trying to request to come back after the speaker and uh i assume you
guess like the request just didn't go through i didn't see anything you know you stayed as cool
all right that's because you're cool so do you know originally you were caught oh dude there's
something weird when you're caught if you leave and try to come back as a speaker it's absolutely ridiculed yeah it's embarrassing without close like i didn't fully close down the app so i went
back on twitter tried to join and it still shows me as the co-host but i have to request to speak
and then i'll give you a work around i can see my own requests in in order to to cancel all that out, join another space and then come back to this one.
So while I was gone, I read something really interesting.
It is a report about the video games that Tyler Robinson was playing.
Have you seen this news, Robo?
Hit us with it. Go on. with it go on okay about this as possible
circulating like they're trying to blame it on israel and you know and they're like
what's going on there so tyler robinson was fixated on a pornographic furry video game
and followed artists producing underage themed cartoons, according to Daily Mail Investigation Wednesday. Right, so he was into Lollicon.
So Robinson's online footprint shows
he downloaded a steam title called Furry Shades of Gay,
a dating simulator advertises a mix of hot gay sex
and slapstick humor featuring cartoon animals
and kept tabs on furry artists who admitted
producing cub material, subcultures euphemism
for child coded pornoded porn according to
the daily mail yeah i mean when i read this i was like this has got to be a joke right
and uh no no mate honestly this is right you go back a few months with the whole mr b's chris
tyson situation uh then you've got all oh yeah dude yeah this shit is deep right like even like
people like lily tino and all that kind of stuff they're all involved with this shit and uh you
know and they kind of catch them in games like like roblox and then they groom them and all that
kind of stuff and then then they get them in discord and you know that then they do they love
the to how to build a cult there's like methodology to it
you know you gotta love bomb them and then make make them feel more welcome with you than they
are in their own family cause division amongst them and the family fill their head full of ideas
so then they you know it's like narcissistic behavior you know isolate the person the prey
from any kind of like the network or anything so then they have to rely on you and yeah it make this shit is sick I try to keep it you know tabs on all
this kind of stuff but the amount of the amount of people that have been rumbled
that is so called play a part of the TQ cult they're all into this stuff you
know like lolly con watching the kids wait a minute so sure you know you've
been watching the kid that's do salturine have you been watching the
kid that's do be the young kid doing the exposes on roblox and this yeah yeah yeah i'm fully aware
of that stuff yeah we've been calling roblox out for ages as a pedo paradise at least about two
years we know it's disgusting i've heard of that personally i just want to give people in the room a quick
shout out here and shout out baby with these beats baby and these bad badass beats shout
out soy boy i see my nose just come in and i see mr fish is here mr fisher man uh dudes grab a
mic if you just want to come up and talk you know what i mean you know it's like fucking culture vultures on like a fan right so the other thing i wanted to ask you guys about i
told i uh mentioned this in the group chat before i had to bounce from my meeting uh i was i wanted
to hear about uh some of the responses you guys have been seeing or hearing from folks in london
or in england about the the protest this past week
i don't think uh i don't think i've been here and talked since then there's more england than london
i don't i don't i don't let's get this clear where he keeps mentioning london before he says
england look well that's what the protest was i will will give England more priority over London, please, will you?
London's just a fucking pleb spot on the map, right?
It's just where the protest was.
Nobody really likes London, you know.
Like, none of us who don't live in London are like...
Mate, I'd be happy to chisel the fucker out and fucking airlift it
and drop it in the middle of the Pacific, mate. I'd be happy to chisel the fucker out and fucking airlift it and drop it in the middle of the Pacific, mate. I'd be happy with that.
the response from England
as a whole, what's the overall
response you think? Can I just
because he missed last night.
Selturian, you missed a red-eye
south carolina a white kid classic when he said it oh i saw trump uh driving around in them horses
and buggies bro i know i was so offended i was like red--eyed. You just tried to take a shit on my forehead
when I was sleeping there, you little cheeky little fuck.
fucking hundreds of years old, mate.
Oh, dude, they're beautiful.
That's beautiful. I imagine it's all like
flake or gold leaf covered covered correct but you're talking about
it wait a minute he's talking about it yesterday like it's for mario kart the dog like i was like
i saw him in the horse and boogie i was like horse i'll horse and buggy you you little fucking whipper snapper
yeah the buggy horse and buggy with bulletproof glass i have to imagine you know those are pretty
secure pretty secure vehicles that will never go out of fashion the horse and buggy i'm going to
remember that for the rest of my life there'll be a time right when i'm in the hospital with
my mom in a deathbed right and we're watching like some royal ceremonial i'll be like are you seeing charles and he's awesome
boogie in regards to the the protests and stuff i've sort of like seen a bit of a narrative change
not only on um like on twitter we get a lot of everything. On Facebook, it's mainly, like, people fucking posting their dinners
and, like, moaning and then loads and loads of adverts.
And I rarely see any political stuff.
But after Saturday's events, I'm getting loads of Raise the Colors shit.
I'm getting loads of Charlie Kirk stuff, all this kind of stuff.
So, like, on Facebook, there's a sort of narrative change.
Then we got this show called Good Morning Britain, right?
And then there was like a Labour MP councillor guy on there
trying to lambast everybody who was at the place.
And then they were also talking about Charlie Kirk as well.
And the TV presenters actually challenged him on the things he was saying
because what he was saying was a load of fucking bullshit, as we all know.
And I was like, oh, my God god are the talking heads feeling brave enough now to say something
because they're no longer under the threat of being fired for you know for having wrong think
because that's what's been happening over the last 10 years like other people that have like
done something they've been fired so if you know so everyone else is like oh shit i need to keep
my job so i'm gonna keep my mouth shut it It's been happening in California. It's been happening here in the UK, you know, all across the institutions.
So I'm thinking people that actually aren't okay with this
are actually feeling brave enough to actually stand up and say something
because the numbers are there, you know.
Wait a minute, not just that.
Because of social media and the dead internet theory,
which is very, very true,
so everything is based on false analytics.
And I think this is why these companies
have been failing with certain things
because they've been fed all this shit
because you've got a bunch of woke nerds out there
manipulating data and going,
yeah, this is what the people think on the internet.
so they gear their company and maneuver it in that direction thinking this data is real because
if you think about it like the majority of people in the c-suite they're all fucking boomers and
they don't know the internet they don't really know technology but but but they are used to
doing data-driven stuff from doing um classic research market research back in the day you
know by having focus groups and all that.
So, but rather than doing that actual research
and asking people personally,
they're getting the data off the internet instead.
I think it's called Pelican or Flamingo.
I think it's like Flamingo.
That's like a movie related website and stuff.
And then you've got all kinds of data brokers
packaging up all this shit uh you know and yeah i'm just on a rant i don't know where i'm going
with this now but anyway go on no no you're fine you're fine i will say this though that a lot of
people outside of the uk might not realize trump's re-election victory, an astounding victory, right? All the swing states, the popular vote, the House, the Senate, the clean sweep, you know,
couldn't have done any better.
It has emboldened the British people.
And what happens is, is that Trump, in his own little subtle ways, is continuing.
subtle ways is continuing to fan the flames of the emboldenment.
There's so many people out there that won't pick up on what I pick up on
in the instant moment when I'm watching shit and I'm reading body language
and I'm doing this and i'm listening
for the pragmatics i'm listening for the syntax right semantics like i'm all over everything
and when starmer and trump was standing at the podium it was it yesterday or the day before i
The day before, I think it was yesterday, right?
think it was yesterday right before he flew home yeah did trump come home last night red eye yeah
Before he flew home, yeah?
Did Trump come home last night, Red Eye, yeah?
Trump came home last night, right?
Obviously, I'm 12 hours ahead, you know?
When he did the press conference, they did the seated ones
where Starmer gave, you know, in the tent, Starmer gave his thing,
and then they went out to the press and they took questions, right?
So they did the little, he did his little speech and everything, right?
And then he's like, wait, okay, we're going to take questions.
And he's like, are you all right with that, Donald?
And, like, immediately, Stormer already had the people in place
he wanted from IPV, from Sky News.
He had his plants in the audience ready.
He knew what questions were coming.
Trump's like, just turn around and just like,
Bev, Bev Turner from GB News.
I felt that was an off script moment for fucking K.
He was talking about free speech and then went on to pedophiles
and all that kind of stuff. No, no, no, no, no no no bev bev was the first one to ask the question before any
of that came in right okay before she was before peter do you see yeah yeah so so basically trump
fucked up the screenplay but if you watch if you a few people are rewound it and i watched it back at least 10 times to make sure i
was correct right i did this i was like did he just do that if you see starmer customer by pointing
to the crowd as if to give his little lucky that all right okay let's go it was all in start starma
had an all-engineer the press conference with the people he wanted to speak to and Trump just went bang.
Turner, she was on Air Force
in as part of the British delegation of
press, even though she was for GB
News, she came in as part of the American
delegation of press with Peter Doocy and them.
to go back, it's only about six minutes in
seven minutes into the press conference when they start when they make their announcements
and then they open it up to the press and if you watch when trump straight away the minute
he mentions bev's name right beverly turner of jb. The minute Trump's called, Bev, yeah,
with like Starmer's like,
The Ukrainian rent boy semen
dropped out of his ass at that moment.
Starmer pulls a facial tantrum.
what we do is in the trade, what I do
And I teach FBI techniques to the National Security Agency
We call them micro-expressions
People who might not know
These are things that people do in the blink of an eye
It's what we call a micro-expression
We all know exactly What you went through then,
because when you're confronted with something you don't really like
or you wasn't expecting, you have like a surge of emotion,
and then if you were happy for a minute, all of a sudden you're like,
and that will reflect on your face.
You will not see a five-second clip more,
will not see a five-second clip more the five-second clip that will highlight and literally illuminate
more how under qualified keir starmer is to stand up alongside someone like trump and face the world
he is like a silly he's a beta male going up against an alpha dog bro he's a silly little boy
he's a silly little boy and He's a silly little boy.
And you know what? I bet you in private,
I bet you he loses his temper all the time.
I bet you he's a spoilt little
He'll just be equipped to aggression
as these people in dresses.
You know, when they get misgendered.
against faggots. I've got nothing against faggots i've got nothing against
faggots look faggots you do what you want in the freedom of your own home if you want to
pack fudge that's up to you all i'm saying is though look if you're a faggot but you're the
leader of a country didn't act like a on the world stage because he acted like a yesterday
that was embarrows i was cringing for him because I knew...
That's another thing that people might not have noticed as well
is when Trump was inspecting the Royal Guard
and Charles was fucking walking behind him.
See, I talked about this to Red Eye last night.
So Red Eye, didn't we go through the Home Division,
the five regiments of the...
Do you remember the household?
Yeah, but I'm surely house would have been side by
side walking no no no walking behind trump a little bit but the queen the queen did it the
queen did it on the first state visit it's normal protocol it's highly highly there's i tell you
what there's no greater example of msm framing this right than when trump went to japan and he
did he fed the fish with abe yeah right in the box yes what happened yeah but what they never
showed you was what abe did before trump did abe dumped the box and told trump to dump the box right
yeah it was the last little bit of flakes exactly you didn't get to
see the whole picture it's like they're good people on both sides hawks it's like those the
hawks were there there what they're called again that they're called bington kids was the colby
and kids were the native uh americans that that hawks as well it's like i do you kind of i'm sick
of it i've seen it all i watch more news
than anyone on earth right i know when something's a hoax yeah trump walking in front of the fucking
king is just fake news that's his job as the visiting uh dignitary of state it's his job to
inspect the god right the difference is is that the first time he did it on his own with the queen,
because the queen was walking behind him, telling him loads of shit about the guards.
This time, it was a little bit of a different guard of honor involving, you know, like I said,
different mix of the guards, the household the household guard right the five regiments right
and the dude was telling trump its job trump's job on a state visit to inspect the guard
it's royal protocol but the msn's just msm is just gonna spin it and i'm not having it like i
i woke up and i saw that story on it would have
been yesterday i woke up and saw that one because he was there the day before right during the state
banquet and i'm like do these people think we're stupid like when was he when did he meet the queen
2018 2017 2018 right he met the queen it was the same thing it was the same thing same story and i'm like dude
you do know that we knew you were lying back then you were proved to be lying like all of the
you know respectable new sources and podcasters out there were all like you know again they were
compelling comparing it with abe in japan comparing it with the the charlottesville with a very fine people on both sides i mean
since when are we just allowed like like media to just come in front of our faces and tell
complete lies like jimmy kimmel r.i.p jimmy kimmel goodbye but like
mate it's such a shame that disney fired a fine black man
disney fired a fine black man do you know i did blackface uh red eye back in the day
have you not seen the meme yeah they took that basketball sketch and they're using that as a
meme now how dare disney fire this fine black man oh my god but there was no outcry when they fired jana carano right
nobody said anything exactly and she got she got fired for political views not because she's like
not bringing in the numbers and she's not funny because he's not been funny for a long time
and viewership is worse than fucking colbert's. Gina Carano was one of their top stars, right?
Or Mandalorian, right, at the time.
Well, she was a rising star,
but everyone rallied around her when we found out she got fired.
But then there was an internal campaign
by all the feminists and lesbians and stuff
because they wanted to have a sit-down in a freaking,
what do you call it? A struggle session.
We wanted to have a struggle session with her.
Then there was a whole campaign on Twitter,
all the beep-bop boop stuff and all the
everyone coming out to her, trying to hate her and that.
And she's a lovely woman.
Do you know what she's...
Red-Eye, do you know what she got fired for, Red-Eye, or not?
No. So you know she's got fired for, Red Eye, or not? Gina Corona? No.
So, you know, she's a UFC star back in the day.
And then she became, like, a bit of an action fucking star.
Like, you know, what's her name again?
Is she like a female Sean Strickland?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Female john cena would be the best description
uh do you know that all she did was post like a photo of like a jewish german family
uh before the kickoff so like the photo was like a photo of around like 1933 or something
and it was just like the photo of them sitting at the front doorstep you know
and she was like like look we need to remember to like love our neighbor and care about our neighbor
all she was doing was talking about her neighbors you know it was nothing like serious and disney
sacked after that yeah from the mandalorian right it's a shame but but you know like uh
she was she was an alpha woman Surrounded by beta bitches
And they were all threatened by her
Aye but she got a hell of a deal after
You know the Daily Wire has got that fucking
But nothing really came about from it
Well that's cause he's fucked up
That's cause allegedly he's fucked up
And there's like money laundering involved
He's been plowing all like all his
fucking money into his own personal project the Pendragon fucking whatever
it's called correct that's it Pendragon I he's fucked in Jeremy of the Daily Wire
right yeah and she won as well Disney settled with her
I was hoping they were going to go to
Discovery so we could actually get some dirt on Disney
they settled out of court
yeah and then she potentially might be coming
back for the Mando and Grogu
they do that and they find out Disney was the one who created
that Roblox game the hot gay sex slapstick humor game.
I mean, they're all cartoons in there, so it's not that far-fetched.
That wouldn't surprise any of us at all.
Like, literally no one in this room would be surprised.
this room will be surprising that we've had this uh past six months yeah there's not well well in
With the timeline that we've had this past six months, yeah.
california they've got they've got like male princesses doing fucking princess tours with
little girls i've seen the videos yeah i sent i sent them a video the other day i sent selturian
a video a couple of days ago of the dude with a mustache that would be so confused wait a minute
listen you do know you do know though when charles dies the land that's under
disney becomes then uh valid to all state laws right so it's when charles the third dies
uh disney is applicable to all florida state laws and all uh federal laws because they're not at the
moment disneyland in florida specifically i'm talking
about yeah but that isn't actually with all the isn't that to do with all the reedy creek stuff
yeah but do you not know this red eye or not no do you not know that disneyland in florida is under
the protectorate of the royal crown until the death of a big child of mickey mouse or oh it
is a historical so you don't know about when
disanters was wanting to make them pay the fair share of taxes and all that and then the
the land that disney is upon on in florida was basically like washington dc and the city of
london it was its own jurisdiction its own principality sort of thing outside of the rule
of law of the united states they could govern themselves but then with the Ronda
Santa stuff and the Don't Say Gay
Bill and everything like around that
situation was unearthed and stuff
and it's called the Reedy Creek District
and they had all their special
fucking privileges taken away from them
it's a very very deep legal subject you know like again like i've watched a lot of stuff on it but my brain isn't like a steel trap like robbo's well it's it's written in it's written into the
contract it's written into the contract that it ends or the, sorry,
King Charles III or Prince Charles III,
It's directly related to Charles dying.
Well, I think when Charles dies,
Disney's going to be dead anyway.
Not financial advice, boys and girls, but you might
want to put your shorts in now
because the the the conservative
heterosexual families they're they already said boycotted fucking disney like um you know like
years ago because of all those like the trans and marxist and homosexual stuff they've been putting
in kids content uh the parks have been um they've decreasing in in in attendance and then now with
the jimmy kimmel situation the left are boycotting Disney too.
Or they're trying to start a boycott.
Labour Day, no one was in the theme parks on Labour Day
because people are sick and tired of Disney.
And then they're built up on a fuck ton of debt
because they've just basically...
Because of the Fox acquisition,
they were forced to pay up the remainder to Universal
to acquire the rest of Hulu.
So that entire Fox deal essentially cost them nearly $90 billion.
And ABC's not pulling in the revenue.
So they're probably going to have to start asset stripping
and selling soon because they're fucked.
Here's a classic for you. we haven't mentioned this yet uh salturium watch your mic i think you got the hot mic there
here's a classic for you if anybody watched uh trump's speech he absolutely totally and utterly
eviscerated harry without even mentioning him so like that's
the whole thing is always been happy launch day finn oh he's straight in requesting happy launch
day finn's live like by the way and we'll bring him in uh yes trump said like he was talking about
charles and that right he was gushing praise and then he was like and you know you're the father of a beautiful son as in in the singular not the plural and then he
went on to talk about william and i'm just thinking oh can you imagine harry and fucking megan's back
in california in moss where they live again moss mar, what's it called again? I don't know what it's called.
Wherever they live in Cali.
And I'm like, can you imagine them two plebs, like, watching this absolutely forming while Trump, like,
acts and talks like Charles has only got one, son?
Did you ever see the South Park episode about Harry and Meghan?
We just want our privacy.
Just give us our privacy.
Why don't you look at my boot bars, boy?
Just playing drums and shit out on their front yard.
Why are you looking at me, boy?
Kirk one. Did he actually
where Cartman's in his bedroom and he's
talking on the floor and he's preaching like
I'm massive debating, mom.
Honey, you have to come out now.
No, I can't, man I'm a master debater.
Do you know where they pulled that joke from, Robbo?
the video of Charlie watching it? Have you seen the video
of Charlie watching this laughing together?
But that master debater term
was pulled from one of Charlie Kirk's
one of his debates. And so
he was talking to this person
and then he was a dickhead in the microphone
going, everyone move out the way,
the master debater is here.
And then fucking Charlie pulled him up
But that's where they got that.
There's layers and layers of jokes in that.
They've done their research.
They've watched the shit.
I'm glad you said Charlie pulled him up
How's my mate Finn doing doing today off work is this your second day off work finn is it
oh yeah just uh just getting some podcast stuff caught up how's the yeah are you homeschooling
are you homeschooling are you homeschooling the day
are you homeschooling today
cheers what do you mean you've got a deal off and you're not even going to do some physics or
something we're a little for your little girl no no we we built some we built some legos yesterday
so that's that's that's my time yeah are you going for a game of false or not
Yeah, are you going for a game of fall fun?
You're not doing Funky Friday and fall?
So, I dropped on Stargaze and Omni for the first day.
We'll drop on Blur and Drip tomorrow.
I just wanted to try and see what happened with Stargazer.
I've been spamming the Discord group.
Do you realize we dropped on the 19th of July?
And it's the 19th of September?
That's not bad. That's not bad that's not bad
not bad at all considering I wrote those songs like a year ago but that's okay you know we're
releasing when we release them all I got is time baby no you didn't you probably finished it like
me me beginning a tune you cunt you lying bastard okay that was exaggerated not quite a year half a year
so mate we're just laughing trump like went to the uk and just acted like the the final boss
like every time i seen trump i was just like he's the final boss this could like like literally you
didn't even know how much this is meaning to the people of the uk it it means a lot like like the lefties turned out to protest against it but then the patriots came out and and like engulfed
them by like five to one so like it's growing and growing that's right if if we if we have to have
a civil war so do you guys so let's go i did like the truck that people were driving around that had the picture of him and fucking Epstein on it.
I like, I like red eye through the day though, after a Saturday.
And then he saw like all of the get patriotic, like fucking protesters, like, you know,
and it with all the flags and Westminster bridge. And he's like, I don't know,
like today you lot of like groan on me. I think I'm like,
liking you guys more than I did before. And was just like want to buy some tea i liked his very poignant speech it sounded very well written it didn't sound like someone that
had dementia whatsoever it was very put together some say it was the best speech
there have been many speeches many presidents but i'm the only one to come here to written
so that was that was fun to watch oh dude if you watch any trump speech or interview but you put
it at 1.5x the guy sounds coherent as like like like like it just it's amazing like we're watching
trump at a faster fucking pro tips over here that's awesome wait a minute you've got to watch
trump on 1.5x is that where we're going these days yeah like like like because obviously his
speech pattern is slow compared to how he was in his youth. So if you put him at 1.5x, it's like he listened to me in the 90s.
It's a 0.5x for every 20 years,
I believe is the equation on that.
Every time I say Melania,
every time I say Melania with him,
I'm expecting them blinking like SOS,
blinking like somebody please save me.
So us British, we speak quite fast, you you see and then when i listen to some americans in their podcast they
speak so slow so i end up having to be like 1.5x 1.75x you know just just for me to like keep like
be patient enough for it yeah did she really wear that that hat and that dress looking like the fucking
the gatekeeper of the river sticks or whatever that shit was she looked like she was out of
the anthill mob remember the anthill mob back in the day or not i'm telling you you know the anthill
mob back in the days of dick dastardly she looks like the witch in the house that eats little kids
that that's that was kind of the midget gangsters all right until mobile yeah back in the day
dick dastardly and muttly what was it called again the cartoon where the wall racing wacky
wacky racing how good the until the mob was on there right she looked like one
that's the one catch the pigeon i used to i used to love motley when i was a kid i had like a toy
motley that used to laugh and i used to like fake he's laugh like that's a restaurant like
me pet me parents hated me because like my parents would like shout at me and i would
just like laugh at them like muttly and my dad would start slapping me around the head and that
like i was the right tough little which i was but i was like i still laughed at him and every time
he slapped me i kept laughing back at him like at motley and then he got he just got bored he got
probably one of my more more favorite cartoon dogs definitely muttly uh in that top five list for sure
mate i don't care what anyone says 80s cartoons were the the great of the city of gold
fucking oh oh no now you're singing my tune bro wait a minute vicky the viking vicky the viking
shut the front door i mean vicky the viking was one of the greatest things i'd ever watched in my life right uh what was them things that could
turn into like motorbikes and all not transformers the other three of them no no no what about the
brave star cowboy dude what about the dude who was a cowboy? Bravestar!
And he had, like, a robot horse or something, didn't he?
I got the fucking town for me for Christmas.
I had the whole fucking lot Bravestar, mate.
Well, this is the thing with classic entertainment compared to modern entertainment.
Those of us that consider ourselves like Gen X
and the border crosses into millennials,
with Xennials as people are calling them now.
I'm like early millennial, late Gen X sort of thing.
We grew up on basically hero's journeys,
like a clear divide between good and evil,
like Greek morality tales repackaged into cartoon form, basically hero's journeys like a clear divide between good and evil uh like greek morality
tales repackaged into cartoon form uh you know like like even like christian christian based
stuff like narnia and all that kind of shit where where a small little town boy or somebody who's
with meek and mild can rise to the occasion and defeat evil despite all the odds right and and
with our generations they made a mistake,
and that's why we're so rebellious,
and they fucking hate it,
because we're the spanner in the work sort of thing.
And that's why over the last...
With the repeal of the Smith-Mund Act,
where the American media was allowed
to propagandise their own people,
they started to morally grey things,
and Disney started going back through their
back catalogue and making their villains
more sympathetic. So, like, the reason
why Cruella de Vil was such an evil
cunt is because she had trauma
and it's all about trauma with these people,
isn't it? You know, fucking
and lived experiences. Like,
Cruella's not really a bad person. She just had
a bad upbringing or she had a bad life.
No, no, she's a rotten to the core. Evil cunt. Just like Ursula, she's not really a bad person. She just had a bad upbringing or she had a bad life. It's like, no, no, she's a rotten to the core, evil cunt.
Just like Ursula, she's a rotten to the core, evil cunt.
You know, I'm fucking, yeah.
I think that's the difference.
I like how those cartoons took on, like, the nature versus nurture
and showed that to us at a very young age.
And if any of you guys are having kids
and stuff put them on an 80s child's diet quite literally because otherwise you end up becoming
one of these woke tarts saying one thing one thing your daughter should read though right
without a shadow of a doubt is uh roald doll so like roald doll had his finger on the pulse like
probably better like i'm going off what
the sulturian's talking about here and the concept of it right so like obviously you've
got like james and the giant peach and that but like if you go into the good stuff like danny
champion of the world uh absolutely didn't there did roald all right there charlie the chocolate factory all right didn't he did yeah yeah he did fantastic
mr fox the twits fantastic mr fox the wiki champion the world james and the giant peach
uh roald dahl is one of the best authors that you can ever get your kid into like
because once your kids read one they're going to be like dad where's the next one
yeah and it's like such a what he's's talking about, about, you know, the good and the evil, like
understanding like what's on the right side of righteousness, essentially.
Because good and evil is quite, these days, it's quite a bland term, I think.
You mentioned it earlier, Selturian, and Red Eye will tell you, and Finn as well, I've
been talking about good and evil on this fucking podcast for like the better half but better part about three
and a half four years since been doing it but it's like those that stand on the side of righteousness
what is ethically morally spiritually right and then what's wrong telling kids it look at look at everything we've all clearly learned
we're doing so well i mean we're almost there baby we're so close it's not us it's the libtards
that didn't get the raid fucking james and the giant peach and danny champion of the world that
fucking fucked the world up their parents like taught them fucking Karl Marx and shit you know what I mean
yeah right I read a thing about Tolkien a couple of months back and he's basically like he didn't
really like Walt Disney and he turned around like to people and said like I would never let him
adapt one of my works because he would just bastardize it and I'm paraphrasing but then
at the end of the article that I read, Tolkien was supposedly said,
I don't write about dragons to scare children.
I write about dragons to teach children that dragons can be defeated.
Post-World War II, the Times of London, as it was called back in them days, the Times
of London coined an expression
this is the truth as well, you can go and Google
have read Tolkien and those who
are going to read Tolkienlkien i mean you're
talking about one of my greatest all-time heroes here uh celturian that like nobody anybody's been
in tolkien's world more than robo like i read lord of the rings dude when i like i read the hobbit
as a little kid i read like i started reading lord of the rings at 10. uh i've read it
i didn't get onto it until the
movies were about to drop because i never knew anything about it but as soon as i picked up that
book and got like halfway through it mate i i was a convert i was like wow this is that was like
required reading when i was in school and i remember reading the first one and it was just
so boring to me i was like why are you trapped in this cave bro who cares but then you get past it and you're
like okay there's like a bigger story here this is actually not terrible so he wrote the hobbit
are you talking about the hobbit or lord the rings finn maybe the hobbit that one maybe the hobbit
with the cave yeah yeah so no no no no i think i think he's talking about the cave part with the
hobbit and the trolls and everything else.
So he wrote the Hobbit for his kids.
Yeah, with Solomon's shit.
Well, that's Lord of the Rings.
That's Lord of the Rings, that one.
And The Fellowship of the Ring, the first book, is probably the hardest one to go through.
The minute you get to the two towers towers and then it starts progressing through the two
towers and especially helms deep it's the most addictive reading like the that gimley does
like when he rolls and and chops the two orcs heads off like tolkien was just a genius
but like a lot of people a lot of people can't cope with the books because
they'll watch the movie first so they'll watch the movie first and then they'll
read the book and they'll come across characters like a Tom Bombadil yeah
they'll be like and then Gimli current he's not in the movie what the fuck and
the ending the people can't work out the ending like the ending in the book
compared ending the movie is completely different like sauron and worm tongue uh they head off and they take over the shire and turn the
shire like into a shithole and then when the boys get back to the shire they have to go through
another fight just to take the shire back like there's a whole extended thing at the end of the
book but you're like what but like years before any movie like i'd read the books
like i said i mean by the time i was probably 18 i probably read lord of the rings three times
yeah and the only movie we had communists don't want people reading this stuff anymore because
like we have this organization government organization in the uk called prevent uk
now these fuckers like a think tank they they're like right rules and stipulations for stuff
or classify things in a certain area
and they've basically classified
C.S. Lewis's works, like Chronicles of Narnia
Orwell and a bunch of other authors
that basically required reading
for most people during the last 50
fucking years, they've deemed it as right wing material
They don't want the youth reading this stuff anymore
It is a clear battle between good
In the latest Lord of the Rings TV show
Lord of the Rings is about the Nazis.
Like the orcs are the Nazis.
Like a lot of people don't know about that.
Yeah, well, they tried to humanize them in the Lord of the Rings TV show,
And then basically, like, these orcs, like, just want to settle down and farm and raise kids
and like oh for fuck's sake
because like actually in the books
they are literally just the embodiment
of evil, some of them are like decayed
elves and stuff that have fallen to the dark
side but the majority of other orcs and that
they're like they're born from the fucking
Morgoth's fucking darkness
like the gloop of the fucking earth
sort of shit. The Orokai you mean the orokai yeah yeah
you know like they're just born out of pure evil
like there is no backstory to them other than they are
there's there's these journals there's these journals and there's been books
that's been written about them but especially this is that this is seeing
like the extracts from his journals his whole concept of the orcs and that was all based around the nazis
yeah but but but the mod like today with that tv show they tried to turn it into a racial thing
dude you know like all the orcs are being discriminated against because they're a different
race all they want to do is just settle down and have farms and raise kids it's like like so
basically because it's making them like Mexicans
They did the same in Dungeons & Dragons.
They did the same in Dungeons & Dragons.
It worked. Red Eye, Finn,
did you hear that? Just like the Mexicans.
I thought the orcs were the files.
All the orcs were a file and no they were not all the orcs oh yeah the epstein files you know that's all they really wanted
he was writing it through the battle of britain and everything you know the the story of when he
actually wrote lord the rings and how it took him years you know it took him probably about
nine years or something to be able
to put this together after the hobbit yeah like i said he only wrote the hobbit because he was a
professor at oxford right like he's like he was insane man there's there's talk that uh tolkien
was and is the most uh gifted linguist of all time.
I'm a linguist myself, right?
I'm in the camp all day long.
Tolkien was just on another level.
came a bit late. He's like,
did he say cunny linguist there?
Great rap group. he was on a different level tolgan was on
a different level in regards to linguistics and that it was like so fucking clever he'd learned
like all of the ancient like druid languages and everything man he was like proper proper like
the knowledge that was lost the day he died like it's difficult to find that
these days you can't like we lost the national treasure for me he's one of the most important
britons of all time there are a few others obviously but he is to me yeah like if you
said to me quintessentially rob he's definitely in the pantheon isn't he so top three top three if you said to me quintessentially like
robo modern era like who has been the most like influential uh british people like in the last
you know 150 200 years tolkien will be in the top three without a shadow of a doubt
shadow of a doubt unfortunately alongside wilson winston churchill who was a fucking racist cunt
he stopped us all did you guys talk about uh the fcc being used to uh finally ask kimmel to step
down that's it's so there's where we're at you know what's that wait a minute no what's that story tell me i'd
wait a minute they canceled kimmel jimmy kimmel because he said some about
the other dude and then trump went to his fcc homie that's so crazy is our show next or are we okay
all right i'm open for the view next red eyes based well whoopies already had a
fucking ass whooped red eye yeah i'll tell you what red eyes always i've got his finger on the
pulse right but when it comes to like american culture and that i will always defer to me
american counterpart so red eye the jimmy kimmel crack and now you've been watching it i know you've
been seeing it like following and then now you've got an opinion
but like you heard us talking didn't you i don't know if you were listening earlier when we were
talking about the jimmy kimmel thing me and celturian and about the affiliates all complaining
uh blah blah blah i mean so you were talking about the furry earlier jimmy kimmel came on
on monday didn't he and essentially said like Maga will do anything to deny that this kid's, like, one of their own,
which was a total lie, right?
So, I mean, what do you think, Red Eye, before we go into the rest of the room?
My opinion, and I haven't dug in, so I can base my opinion on information.
My current thought is I think that his decision to remove
being centered or investigated by the FC. effectively show this because they read about being
Your audio is fucked like...
Just to give some context on what you're seeing,
Jimmy Kimmel's already been losing...
Struggling to reach 2 mil, struggling to reach like 10% in the core demographic.
I'm just talking about Jimmy Kimmel being such a loser, but what were you saying?
So basically, he just said...
Censorship. The censorship's happening.
Look at this. Look at it. Right before
The minute he spoke, he just, like, fucked off.
He's like, so this is how it is. Like, I'm gonna
fuck off. Bye-bye. And then he just fucked off.
Like, literally left the stage. Like, bye-bye. I bet he's changing between Wi is how it is like i'm gonna off bye bye and then he just off like literally left the stage like bye bye i bet he's changing between wi-fi and he's uh mobile network
he's he's doing his impression of jimmy kimmel right now
and he's gone that's pretty good that's pretty good are you back red eye is he back
He's being rugged to death, hasn't he?
Dude, you're going to have to jump and come back.
There you go, I told you.
I mean, look, I've got no sympathy for Jimmy.
Should a late-night comic be allowed to tell like absolute
outright lies i mean is he trying to tell a joke or is he trying to like project a political
persuasion onto the millions of homes that he's being beamed into i think the answer would probably
be you know the latter uh i think i mean he's definitely can't everybody lies is that really what we're
what we're going to to lead on well can we be funny still it's humor still i mean he's not
that funny he was never that funny he was maybe kind of funny on the man show but should you be
worried as a writer or as a comedian that like, you're going to say something and no,
you should be some pedophiles aren't going to like it.
You should be canceled by the people consuming your comedy that just say,
this is really shitty comedy.
I'm not going to listen to it anymore.
And then people stop paying you to do it.
But the point is he's not getting fired for not being
funny. He's being fired because
he said something the president didn't like.
No, he's not. No, he's not.
They got rid of Stephen Colbert
ages ago. Jimmy Kimmel was always
next on the chopping block.
You don't have much money.
Then you would have to admit
though, given the statements by
people who were threatening to
take action. Yeah, but strike while
the iron's hot, right? So Jimmy Kimmel
allegedly, from what I've heard
on the grapevine, Jimmy Kimmel
million dollars or whatever it was all of the assistance on like the whole thing
they're losing 40 million a year is that any of their business though that's the company's business
that has nothing to do with the president there's nothing to do with the fcc but maybe the company's
using it as an opportunity just to get rid of him anyway.
like everyone else has been over the last
10 years, where you've been deplatformed
left, right and centre and had your actual voice
silenced. He's being fired. He's
welcome to create a Rumble account,
what every other... But they didn't want to fire him.
Wait a minute, Bob at Disney,
right, this is exactly how this went down. wanted jimmy came out to go on and apologize
right he'd already wrote his monologue and he was doubling down and they went apologize jimmy and
he went no you and so they pulled him so he wasn't actually getting cancelled because of it. They just said, look,
you did this in a very insensitive moment
fucking American fucking society.
Get the fuck out of here with that shit.
Charlie's wife. Charlie's wife
Charlie's wife is banging fucking...
In terms of comedy, comedy now if it's uh if they get great that show gets like grants from the federal government and they want
to take some particular stance i guess you could say you're going to cut funding because of
something but like i i'm much more like comedy whether you like it or not, is like, it's,
it's like a playground and you should,
you have to assume that the comedian is making a, uh,
a best faith effort to actually make something funny. Uh, if not,
it's just being an asshole and being rude and mean and whatever, but like,
you should be allowed to fail at
comedy and that'd be totally okay. Um, as long as you're making a good effort. Now people
can afford, wait a minute, 40 million, a $40 million a year failure. Well, it depends
on how long that company is willing to buy salary was like 27 million alone you know yeah well no again though
has nothing to do with any of the issues yeah i have no issue with him uh canceling it because
it's not funny or it's not making money or any of the normal reasons that a business uh would stop
producing a product um well they gave them every chance they gave them every chance
they were like right look this is what you've got to do you just go on apologize and then continue
you're like normal fucking diet what i will say is this is a why would you ever apologize fuck that
this is gonna fuck up disney and all these like uh what are they like these traditional media stuff.
Everyone's going to be...
This is just going to push people more towards podcasting
It's just going to end up fucking the people.
What happens when they censor podcasts next?
You use the permissionless system
that has been built over the last 12 years.
You put your podcast on Stargaze and you let people get it there.
Finn, why would you want to cancel someone unless they were saying
and perpetuating a proper fucking lie of something that everybody knew wasn't true?
So what he was actually doing if
you think about it in the height of the charlie kirk situation right he's essentially saying
maggor will do everything that possibly can to like disown this guy to disassociate from
him and you know the dude was not mugger. He came from a MAGA family, and he was actually a full-on fucking libtard,
fucking trans-loving, furry, fucking gay bastard.
The dude could shoot, huh?
He went hunting with his dad.
He went hunting with his dad.
I tell you what, it was a nasty shot.
Like, I've got to give him credit.
Like, it was a good shot.
very slippery slope that,
that store stuff is happening.
I don't think that's a very good direction that we should be going.
And it's only going to keep getting worse because everyone's on his day.
Trump defunding like a PBS and NPR was a really good thing,
or do you not agree with that?
I mean, is public radio a good thing to have?
No, but why should the state...
Well, yeah, but you're sucking his dick.
You're all on his little pecker.
No, but essentially it's state-controlled media.
So, you know, let's say, like, Trump loses power,
the Democrats get it, and then they weaponize NPR
and PBS against the other side.
The other side has been doing that with Fox.
I mean, they're both awful.
Let me make this perfectly fucking clear.
Fox doesn't get government fucked.
No, no, Fox are full of awful pedophiles.
I'm not picking a side here.
The guy was telling open lies,
staring up freaking hate,
and basically running cover for a potential
Which is literally their playbook.
That's literally their playbook.
So they don't like it when someone else
does it, like rules for you, not for me.
I mean, that's not great.
I don't remember domestic terrorist cells
on the center or the right.
Finding one, apart from those fucking gay guys that call themselves the fucking I don't remember domestic terrorist cells on the centre or the right. Find anyone
apart from those fucking gay guys that
call themselves the fucking whatever
front, whatever they call. I forgot the names now.
he said they're all a bunch of pedos.
Finn's comparison is when he mentioned
Fox News, they don't get any government
money they're a private entity I think it can be both true that there is money being wasted
uh funding certain aspects of uh PBS but there are also many good things that come from
Well, you would have to start it all over again because the institutions have been corrupted to the core.
Like the hardcore corruption and the hardcore political leaning.
Like they did that survey on, was it NPR?
Where like 97% had made donations to the DNC in the last election.
Like the bias is being out of control with pbs
and npr so yeah finn while i agree with you i also think that the state shouldn't be funding
any media and all media should be private and then they can do what they want like i'm all for
a free and open media but we certainly shouldn't have media that's government-sponsored because whichever particular political party is in power at the time
is going to use that to steer it in one particular direction
through appointees into the top positions,
through the funding or the threat of lack of funding.
You know, like no government entity.
I agree that the White House should have a YouTube page
and a Twitter page where they just literally put the video up
of, like, Trump on the visit.
PBS and NPR, bro, they were captured by the deep state.
You had to fucking get rid of NPR and PBS.
You had to. There's no other choice.
in identitarianism politics.
I'm sorry, like, looking at Red Eye.
Just like the BBC over here, and most British people over here
would like to see the BBC gone
Well, I would say following that
argument, you would also want
of which we're seeing some
influence exercised right now.
though? So is this, Finn's mentioned
So that's what the core issue
is here, is the FCC came out and spoke out about what he did, right?
So is the dude from the FCC, like, is he just calling out the facts of him blatantly lying or what?
Like, where are we going to go with this convo?
Because this is something I think is really important i think i think there's
a line you know and we're well willing like we're willing to let people like dip the toe over the
line but when you like just stand and demolish the line and and scrape your foot in the sand
and get rid of the line like which is what jimmy kimmel was doing like i don't know guys i'm torn i get where he is coming from i know he's
a pure free speech advocates i am but also i realized the intent of what jimmy kimmel was
trying to do yeah what jimmy kimmel did because of voices like his and colbert's and the ladies
on the view and then the the other people on the news networks and stuff all the constant vitriol
calling everyone who doesn't think like them nazis fascist racist bigots and it's not just the other people on the news networks and stuff, all the constant vitriol,
calling everyone who doesn't think like them Nazis, fascist, racist bigots.
And it's not just been happening there.
It's been happening through Vice,
through all the other different entertainment media outlets
in regards to certain programs that don't do well.
But then all that advertising, marketing,
is all about being diverse and inclusive.
We never had any of that before 2016.
You're not Vice at Disney as well, don't you?
You're not Vice at Disney as well.
Yeah, yeah, they own a lot of stuff.
I've been deep into these rabbit holes, Rob.
Vice got bought out by infinity, right?
They put fucking Tim Pool on a retainer,
just paid him fucking his salary for the rest of the contract.
It's all the rhetoric that we've had over a fucking decade
that's walked people's brains to actually go out there
and fucking shoot someone over a difference of opinion.
But one of the things that I guess I'm thinking about is...
There needs to be some level of restraint.
Otherwise, it could be you.
You might have a difference of opinion with your fucking neighbour
and he might fucking shoot you because he feels justified for doing it.
But I think we end up in a situation like Britain is in right now
where you actually have free speech being censored
because with Jimmy Kimmel, it's just taking him off that program.
Like you said, he can go to Rumble, YouTube, Twitter, whatever.
I don't believe it's a free speech issue.
He can go and do what Tucker Carlson did and what Megyn Kelly did,
but I don't think you'll be as successful.
Well, I guess then effectively we're like arguing over which types of media
should have greater restrictions on it.
Because if I can go to YouTube and say the exact same thing without getting in trouble,
but, you know, I get in trouble when saying it on the TV or on like a TV show.
It just seems like we're enforcing different standards on different types of media.
And we know that at least now, YouTube, Spotify podcasts, those are getting more views
and replays than a lot of what we're seeing with these traditional uh things so if
anything it's like pushing people more towards this uh less uh restricted zone and then i think
they might be extenuating circumstances with this because also for the last 12 months amongst the
entertainment spheres and stuff there's been rumors rumors that Disney's preparing ABC for sale.
So if their books are bad and they've balanced it.
I've heard about this as well.
Yeah, if their books are bad and they need to balance those books
to make it look like a good fucking purchase,
then they're going to need to make some cuts.
So this might have just been the perfect opportunity
for them to fucking balance the books.
It's a business at the end of the day preparing for a silence.
Of course. And I have absolutely zero issues with them making business decisions.
My worry is, looking at what London just went through this past weekend with their
Unite the Kingdom protest, I'm sure it was about a lot of things, but everything I saw
was primarily around free speech. And I just want want to make sure that and not that i can fucking do anything myself but like i would
like to make sure that america doesn't veer that way um and governments will be governments uh
inevitably right right right just just on what you're saying there i didn't want to cut in but
what i'm what you're saying so you know pam bondi made that ridiculous like statement the other day and just being slated for
it so did you say pam bondi had a like proper walking back uh when she was reminded when she
was talking about the difference between free speech and hate speech now what if you could i'm
not in front of my computer right now but it's oh dude
chombo did you the full-on pam bondy did a full-on interview the other day when i
asked her about charlie kirkenola and about like free speech and hate speech and blah blah blah
and she went off it but dude she's had a walk it back she was reminded about the uh
supreme court ruling of like 1978 i think there was was there was
pouring out is that what it was uh well she exposed herself i mean i i at the minute i don't think
she's up to the job i think she's the worst in the cabinet i think she's there i think she's the one
weakling in the cabinet pan bondi i. I'm not a fan, right?
But obviously she is doing some good things, right,
in regards to what she's doing with the fentanyl and blah, blah, blah,
and the Coast Guard, et cetera.
I'm not a fan, but she had to really walk back a statement
where she's like, we're going to go after people like they hate speech.
The thing is, in America,
and the way that the free speech is enshrined in your constitution
which we haven't got we haven't got a constitution in england it's just an unwritten rule which is
why it's been abused right no but but there was an act no no wait a minute dude wait a minute the
the supreme court ruling though i think it was 78 i might be wrong on the date i think it was then i
might be talking about another ruling but i'm pretty sure it was 78 i might be around the date i think it was then i might be
talking about another ruling but i'm pretty sure it was 78 the supreme court made like a finalized
ruling where they said look nowhere in the fucking text because you know it's a contextual like
application interpretation yeah nowhere in the text of the Constitution does it say that there's a separation of speech, free speech.
Hate speech is free speech, is what it says in the Constitution.
And she was quickly, when Pan Bondi made this interview on Monday or Tuesday,
she was quickly reminded about the ruling and how this has already been litigated by the Supreme Court.
the ruling and how this has already been litigated by the supreme court and because the thing is
the the forefathers wrote this you know hundreds of years ago how is it possible for us to come in
in 2025 to the constitution and say well okay they said free speech but we want to separate free
speech into free speech and hate speech and then we want to be the people that want to define hate speech no no no no in and i know there's this whole thing about you can't shout
fire in a crowded theater and blah blah blah there's all of this been one of the oldest
arguments in the american court since day dot at the end of the day it's ubiquitous right free
speech that you either have free speech
and call someone the N-word,
it would be ethically wrong
and do it like Jimmy the Otter
you can think what you want,
but at the end of the day,
nothing can happen to me,
It is free speech, right? Holy holy shit did he really do that no i said the n-word i just said
the n-word no no i'm saying did did uh did jimmy the otter come in and do that oh i've heard jimmy
use i've heard jimmy use the n-word and i've heard him calling people big more juice and everything
oh jimmy do the worst oh dude i've heard the worst people Big Moose Jules and everything. Oh, I've heard Jimmy do the worst.
Oh, dude, I've heard the worst of the worst from Jimmy.
That's why he was banned from Rack FM for about two years.
The thing is, I might hate the fact that he does it,
but I'll defend with my life the right for him to do it.
After you banned him from his spaces.
Well, that's my choice, isn't it?
In fact, we didn't ban him.
No, no, we didn't ban him.
No, no, we didn't ban him.
We just didn't give him a mic when he requested one.
There's a big difference.
There's a big difference between banning someone
and then inviting someone into your living room, right?
You know, they should give uh people hosting spaces
the same sort of immunity for what they say in here as they do on the congressional floor
debate clause i'm not bad-mouthing anyone i'm not saying anything wrong here just i've never had as
much fun in my life as watching watching Patel in front of the Senate on Wednesday
and then in front of the House yesterday.
Oh, my God, did he send it.
Kash Patel was giving, like, less fucks than Robbo gives.
Like, when anyone gives less fucks than Robbo, you have to, like, look at them and go,
bro, you're giving zero fucks today.
Like, dude, did you see when he went after Adam Schiff?
Oh, about saying his career in Congress is a disgrace?
Dude, and then he went after Jasmine Crockett yesterday.
I tell you what, Jim Jordanordan who's on the oversight committee
yeah and the uh judicial community committee is the chairman jim jordan is such a good chairman
because he gave cash so much runway i was thinking like there's no way anybody would get this runway
if it wasn't for jim jordan cash was just because he went after eric swarwell yesterday he went after uh he went after eric uh
sorry uh cory booker and shift in the senate and your woman from hawaii what's what's her name again
you know the crazy mad cunt from hawaii that daft okay pocahontas or whatever i don't know how it is
he went after her and yeah and then in that and then in the
house he went after like uh swarwell eric swarwell and uh he went after who was the other dude i
watched the fight with today yeah i watched i've watched that many cash patel fights in the last
few days i've lost track cash just like given zero folks like that's what i want to see yeah that's
what i want to say i'm sick and tired of all this.
Especially now with Parliament, my right honourable friend,
I'm sick and tired of all that plastic niceness.
Why can't we have just some real fucking discussions
where it's getting a little bit heated and stuff about real shit?
i would fix the uk in 24 hours so i would just i would call i would call a naval blockade
I would fix the UK in 24 hours.
in the middle of the channel right on the water line between us and france right then
right my thoughts exactly i've had a similar thought yeah you're not coming through and then
i would also ban the uh the non-halal uh i would ban, sorry, I ban the halal slaughter thing. Yeah.
I would also tell France,
no fishing in our waters until you sort your shit out
and get everyone out of your country.
And then I would also bill the EU
for every fucking illegal immigrant
that comes into our country
because it's their fucking problem.
for maintaining and protecting the fucking um
the transport lanes and i would also ban i would also ban first cousin marriages oh yeah yeah and
and you're not allowed to you ban yep you ban the halal slaughter and you ban the first cousin
marriages right and you outlaw all sharia courts and maybe at least
one third of muslims would leave the uk overnight and and if you're not a foreign if you're a
foreign national and you're not making the effort to speak an ounce of english and you're not working
and you're on benefits you're going home yeah i mean i hate saying this because i live around all
the time muslims i live in the muslim quarter and
i live with the most peaceful muslims in the world i've seen a lot of videos of moderate muslims
speaking up now right you know there's a gentleman like like i you know i love the land that i'm in
but my my loyalties lie with jordan my politics lie with jordan and i i but i love the english
and all this kind of stuff and more and more of them needs to step like, like anybody who goes to these mosques and hear hate preachers and all that,
it needs to be called out everything.
cause that's the only way this shit is going to get fixed.
If they sort their own internal fucking problems out.
there's no place for Sharia law here.
But apparently according to fricking Shemad and Mahmood,
we have like this like religious tolerance where we can have closed courts for
and I didn't know we had like Christian courts and,
and Jewish courts like for arbitration.
if you're here on this land,
you abide by the law of this land.
like you don't have your own private court sessions.
I get where you're coming from.
What I will say to you is though
about me here is that you know like these people are thai i've didn't look at a thai muslim
versus a thai buddhist as being different from being thai everybody's tied to me they're just
thai people right and i'm in their country and i'm a guest right
but i do live in the muslim quarter i'm about 400 meters from like one of the big mosques down here
we've got another mosque right next to us and you know loads of the places are halal uh which i'm
fine with i eat at these places all the time and they're beautiful like they're generally like
really like nice uh friendly people that's not to say though they don't keep themselves
within their own community
people aren't the problem Rob
it's extreme ideologies that are the problem
well that's what I've been saying
I've been saying for ages Red Eye
I haven't got a problem with Muslims
I've got a problem with the radical
indoctrinized fuckingihadist extremist yeah the the ali dawahs of the world
and the muhammad of the world yeah correct that's what i've got a problem
with like coming coming to me and imposing
your religion on me wanting me to convert like what like what
are you talking about bro like can we not just all
be like on this earth together muslim siks buddhists fucking whatever like like sean any
like i didn't care are you good or are you bad are you a nice person or are you a dickhead
that's all i care about that's. That's my line in the sand.
People are generically, generically
is you're either good or you're bad.
That's it. Black and white.
earlier on in the conversation, Rob,
what we're dealing with here is not left versus right anymore.
It's life versus death, good versus
Because you've got people out there that celebrate life,
and then you've got people out there that celebrate death.
You know, I hear for molester and kids.
That's not my kind of person I want to hang with.
Do you think that stabbing someone in the street is acceptable?
Well, I'm not on board with it, Red Eye.
Do you know what I mean? There's very basic fundamental building blocks of human society and civilization how
have we become to get to the point from cavemen to be this civilized like there has to be a line
in the sand red eye right yeah i agree well i was going to ask you uh you probably know and i could find this with a quick google but i'm curious uh are you allowed
to are like carrying guns legally legal in thailand or in england right in england no
all right it's pretty much impossible in england like you've got to be a farmer
you've got to get a shotgun license and that'll be like a no no i'm talking about like carry a handgun or no if you want no not at all guns have been banned in england since
around 1958 i think 1962 1962 guns were banned i think harry roberts harry roberts would have
shot the cops in 63 64 you know harry roberts or, huh? Was he the one yelling at people
You know when we're at the football and that,
right, we do sing a song to the cops.
You know the cops obviously gardeners
when we're at the football, especially in the weird
matches. So we sing a song
Harry Roberts is our friend is our friend is
our friend harry roberts is our friend he shoots coppers like uh i you know cell cheery and that's
exactly what i'm talking about dude i've been getting arrested man right and i've told the cops
well i tell me uncle harry roberts and the cops that just took me in
the back of the van and slapped me all over when i was like fucking 14 15 like they used to take in
the van and get you beaten and that you know and dump you outside in the middle of nowhere like
i've been like i've had some great fucking beatings of the hands of the police mate but uh harry
roberts was like a bank robber back in the day i think he he killed like three or four cops was it, Selturian, in the early 60s?
Rob. I just thought the song was funny.
Yeah, I just thought the song
was funny. He was living out in the
park. He was living out in the park and the kids
From what I understand though, Robbo,
we are allowed guns if we're a member of a
gun club, but we have to keep the guns
at the gun club, don't we? Correct, unless you're a farmer. Yeah. Unless we're a member of a gun club, but we have to keep the guns at the gun club, don't we?
Correct, unless you're a farmer.
But when you're a farmer, you're only allowed, like,
air rifles and maybe a shotgun.
No, no, you're allowed a shotgun.
Oh, yeah, just a shotgun.
But farmers are specially regulated,
and it's under, like, through the...
What's it called again the thingy of a
department of agriculture there's this like like so so all departments have specific shells too
aren't they they can't have all kinds of correct yeah you're only allowed correct sure aren't you
like what red eye would talk about the difference between birdshot and bookshot, right? Yeah. One's meant for just peppering someone up.
And the other one's with disintegration.
Well, there was a massive case in England a few years ago.
I think there was a kid called something Martin.
Trying to remember what the farmer was called.
His farmhouse kept getting burgled.
And then he shot the burglar with a shotgun.
That would have been done for it, yeah.
He did, he went to jail, I think he's Martin.
I'm not trying to remember.
Is that the same story where a guy cut himself on a rusty nail on the gate and then sued
Even though he was breaking into the guy's house and fucking robbing shit.
That's a different story, but same concept, yeah.
Yeah, it's fucking ridiculous, that.
Do you know how about the burglar fell through the roof,
through the sunlight, and the sunlight
hadn't, it was like a disguised sunlight
that wasn't marked, and he broke his two legs
and then he sued the fucking
Right, okay. He was burglaring his place
and he fell through the skylight and broke his two legs
and he sued the dude and he actually won.
This is where the European Court of Human Rights
thing comes in, the whole fucking
HCHR thing. Like, it's mental.
Have you seen what they're doing in Canada now?
You're not even allowed to defend yourself at all.
So how are you expected to defend yourself
You did ask about Thailand.
It's not a valid reason for owning a firearm. You did ask about thailand a valid reason for owning
a firearm you did ask about thailand but then you mentioned england so like england thailand's very
different so guns are outlawed here we do have the gun club you can be registered you can go like out
of the fucking range where you're going and all that right i've been out of range here with a
shotgun and that with max because you can get like a because he's licensed if you
go to a proper range like you can sign you in uh it's like a guest if you know what i mean
but it's all like proper ran with the licenses however there's there's an unbelievable like
illegal like i've had i've had guns offered me on the street at the local mama pop shop
right that's how like mad like in england
it's not like that at all that's crazy because here my neighbors could literally walk out their
back door and shoot their guns if they wanted to he is like here in thailand every day here in
thailand's a very large laissez-faire attitude but in in England, it's very, very strict. So you basically never hear
gunshots in England? You would never hear?
Well, I mean... It depends
which city you're in. Yeah.
Birmingham, Manchester, London,
definitely on a regular basis.
And also, it's not like firearms
aren't hard to get hold of either, because if you know
the right people... No, no.
It's not that. They're expensive.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
You can pay anywhere from £500 upwards,
but if you're going cheap, it's generally a replica
that's been bored out and will probably blow up in your hand.
Correct. If you're getting a
cheapie at that end of the scale,
you're probably definitely getting a gun that's been
obviously well cleaned. It's probably been fucking like obviously well cleaned it's probably been
a replica that's been like re-bought like what uh celturian saying in england if you want like a
decent gun and i do know about this because you know sometimes i might have had to know people
that have had to buy guns for one or two reasons in england you're looking at at least a minimum right for an old sawn off and now like 60 70
sawn off you're looking at about 1500 if you want a decent like a decent gun like a handgun in
england it's crazy they were not allowing this up until not too long ago but i mean i could literally
walk into walmart and get along with my you know grocery shopping my my first experience in south
carolina was mad like because i was like what the fuck i was in walmart at christmas and i'm doing
my thing i'm looking at the games and stuff like like game boy um what the game boy ds nintendo ds
games and shit like that and then i turn around and there's a guy there with his five-year-old daughter like
just buying a freaking like like a rifle for him for christmas and like mad as fuck i can go and
get me grocery shopping and grab gun and bullets and then get me tires changed and fucking all
red eye can you believe he's talking about your state he said south carolina so you've been in
south carolina south urian yeah it's where my
ex-partner was from and i recently just thought to be former stepdad this week and that you know
do you know what city she lived in or where she was well i mainly stayed around the walterborough
area oh walterborough okay that's pretty far away from me yeah i've been i've been to somerville
i've been to charleston yeah i've been to a been to somerville i've been to charleston i've been to
a few other places i can't remember somerville's nice bear island i've been to bear island and
some fishing nice yeah i live on the beautiful country beautiful beautiful beautiful i live
over by the mountains i actually went to the place where um you know they did the plantation
where they did the filming for forrest gump the house and stuff i've been to the place where the plantation where they did the filming for
Forrest Gump, the house and stuff.
I've been to that place as well.
Yeah, it's a nice place. People generally
I have never felt so welcome in my life,
dude. That southern hospitality
And then not only that i've
always been away you guys would have that somewhat in england no like the rural parts of england we
do we do like as witnessed by the protests on freaking saturday like like like everyone
racist and like inhospitable and that but why are all these fuckers coming here if we're all very good point we shaped the modern world for fuck's sake
did you see the shit that's just come out about the
a terrorist bomb maker in
Egypt, he was a terrorist bomb maker
in Egypt, then he come over on the boats and then he's
raped that woman in Hyde Park and he's just got
eight and a half years right do you have years for a rape charge that's not
that's not enough eight and a half years for oh dude man people are getting like two and a half
years man fucking less man for rape charges in the uk now these fucking foreign invaders now
could you catch a longer charge for saying something someone doesn't like
versus listen this dude this dude was found guilty in absentia and was sentenced to like
fucking a fuck ton of years in egypt and he he went through his appeal hearing and they didn't
even go to egypt and try and find out who he was he said he all he said was is that he would be uh
in fear of persecution if he went back to
egypt it turns out he's a bomb maker like some isis bomb maker islamic brotherhood bomb maker
from egypt and he's come to the uk and rape this woman in hypokas they're calling it suicidal
empathy yes i told red i about this the other week red i can remember when i talked about suicidal
empathy the umb bands like two weeks ago where you're like you're that empathetic that you're
destroying yourself you're committing like a slow suicide by being empathetic to all these causes
they these lost causes are oh you know they're a fear of prosecution. Liberal white women. They're going to ruin his heart. They didn't send one criminal Albanian father home
because his kid had become accustomed to British chicken nuggets.
And don't like the chicken nuggets from where he's from.
Red Eye, can you believe this?
There was another one as well the other week, Rob,
where basically the prison cell in the country
where he's going to would be too small
What about the dude who was
he had a wife and two kids and he said
if he was going back to Jamaica he'd be
Red Eye, it's the easiest thing if you're one of these people
You know what, we need to do some
sort of like testing, it's okay
like freaking, here's okay. Like freaking
here's a man's ass. How gay are you?
Suck that cocky little bitch. If you want
to stay in the country, suck that cocky little cunt.
You know what I mean? That would be the test.
The litmus test, wouldn't it?
joke that that was going on at the US-Mexico
It's like, how bad do you really want to get in this country?
I'll pull you over to the secondary inspection area.
Are you being serious on that?
Wouldn't surprise me, to be honest.
Oh, no, that wouldn't surprise me. I've just seen it in all sorts of movies.
I don't know if it was actually real, but it's something easy to...
We know bouncer culture, don't we, Robbo?
And that's how fucking underage girls got into clubs back in the day, because of the bouncer culture don't we robbo like and that's how like underage girls got into
clubs back in the day because of the bouncer culture all right me uncle was one or me uncle
was one of the blue monkey man he was fucking me uncle larry was one of the main dudes on the blue
monkey doing the power on the door if you want to come in come around here suck me off i'll let you
in all right oh that was common knowledge pure common knowledge
in fact i've known people boys out with their girls that couldn't get in the club and they've
sent their girl around the back to sort it out i know for a fact like uh then it even
anyway i'm gonna people it's late it's almost my birthday it is officially saturday here so
tomorrow's my birthday uh even though i don't
think of today's tomorrow because i don't think i'm still on friday time i'm 40 9 on sunday
fuck shit man that'll fuck your shit i'll win a 49.
i have a drink an extra large uh an extra large cup of bubble teen
oh mate i had one here from you till Monday, Robbo.
Have a fucking good in my mind, man.
I had a fucking, I had an unbelievable cup of Ovaltine last night, right?
I remember, like, it's been a couple of years now since you came into that Celsius space
and introduced yourself and everything like that, man.
But I am so glad I made your acquaintance, sir.
Oh, mate. Always a pleasure. Never a never a chore man you're fucking part of the furniture
part of the furniture you use cunts man i fucking love you all man you're great people
you know what i like a glass of obaltyne at the end of the night it's hard to find something that
hits better than that a cold glass of milk with obaltyne in it well calm down on the cold i mean i live in thailand
you know i'm on the heat all day long but i have to say one of the greatest pleasures of like uh
the last 12 months is red eye hooking up with rack fm being in that group chat
and understanding the chaos that the rest of us have to deal with being in there.
But you know what I really like about Rag FM?
Like, when Finn and that one, it was on earlier and he was on about the F6.
Like, we don't always have to agree on everything,
but we're so willing to listen to one another's points without being, like, judgmental and, like, do you know?
Without admitting the facts and, yeah, yeah.
Can we not get some normality in the world where like we just talk about shit again not when we've got such an epidemic or pandemic of psychopathy mate no
i i get yeah i get yeah but you know i i do feel the more people that are like us that are out
there doing this kind of shit the more people will be listening in.
It'll be like, well, the kind of beast.
It's raising the consciousness, isn't it?
And that's what's been happening.
More and more people are becoming awake.
Not woke, but becoming awake.
And what I've been noticing is, as time has progressed,
the purity bar keeps shifting.
And that's why the left keeps eating their own
because you can never be pure enough.
There's always a constant purity test.
And then it'll be one point,
somebody who disagrees with us
because they're not willing to cross a line.
And then they'll become a far-right racist Nazi bigot
And then all that will be left
is just a bunch of militant crazy c and and then all that will be left is just
a bunch of militant crazy cunts and then that'd be easy to sort out so dude i've talked to my father
i've talked to my father about like my political position and on the political landscape right
and i've talked to him about how mad it is you've got a question for you robo before you leave
go ahead i got one more for you i'm just gonna say i'm the son of a miner
right a son of a pitman and you know i had a grandfather who did plastering and pebble
dashing i me great-grandfather worked on the ships like all like union men all like
being fighting men like like all voted like labor everybody voted labor until we realized like screwed us over right
like i've had a laugh with my dad about it like i should be wearing a shaker var a t-shirt with a
blue perm uh living in a loft apartment somewhere in brighton or something like that like
i shouldn't be where i am right given the fact of
like but like it's not us that changed the political landscape out there changed the rug
was pulled from under our feet people like me who were like center left people like me who was
center left right we didn't move right we still believe in you know, legalising gear.
You know, like I said, I'm conservative on gun control.
Like, obviously not giving them out their efforts. And financially conservative.
Yes, I'm financially conservative, but I'm very liberal on prostitution.
Like, there is, like, it's not like there's a gig.
It's not like any of us changed.
We've got a lot of core values,
just we're not willing to sign up with a cult.
I'm not willing to sign up to any cult,
whether that's MAGA or whether that's the far left trans T for fucking mad
I want to be my own person.
I want to judge everything.
Anyway, Red Eye had one question before we go.
We're going to close it down after this.
Which watch are you going to wear tomorrow on your birthday?
Do you figure out which one you're going to be?
But, you know, it's two weeks since I took the watches in.
So, you know, my birthday, I have to go to Fashion Island,
the watchmaker, and pick up the two, the Mont Blanc and the police one.
Sorry, the blue and gold guest one.
the box, you know, I've got the new watch box,
the new display box, right?
I'm going to make a little video
and get a couple of photos of the dude
when I get the watches back, so I'm going to fill
the box up for you. So I might
have to wear my spare everyday
You had that nice looking, was it the stainless so i might have to wear me spare like everyday g-shock so that the box you had those uh you had
those that nice looking was it the stainless steel casio the old you know the classic oh the one i
was going to order for my birthday oh i thought that was one you had my bad no i said you i said
you which one should i get i said your picture like yes yep yep yep yeah the steel one i thought
hey dude you know the reason i like the gold one is because it's much bigger than it looks when you see it on the wrist it's massive actually and and it's i've got these like i've got these gold
cufflinks so i've got proper like pure gold cufflinks uh i paid a few quid for them i've
heard about like nearly a grand or something for me and when i do you remember the casio tv remote control watch robo mate do i not
i sent red eye i sent red eye a picture of the calculator one the other day because i'm so
tempted to buy the casio calculator one honestly i had a mate who had one in in high school and that and you know when
you're doing science or your history and they bring out the tv and yeah documentaries and that
like you program the watch to the tv and then just turn the tv off like you could do with the
projectors you could do with the projectors as well couldn't you you could like connect with
the projectors and like that i was you know i was thinking the other day when i sent red eye these photos
i'm thinking he probably doesn't realize that these are from an era like like back to the future
era literally red eye you know about the future of the movie like the 80s and that i was about to say
80s it looked like what about remember the transformer watch that could detach from the
wristband oh yes like a little sound screen like transformers i had one i had one i had one but i love the old
school casio see it's the old school casio right is so different from anything else i own and it
could be it could be like an everyday watch and i'm just so people that have the money to buy you
know top of the line aps rolex whatever uh brand you desire and people will still rock those old school casios
i know the glorious center i like i agree with you man the what the four i sent you
the one you replied back to was the exact one that i fucking liked like i was like yeah
so i think i'll probably order that on sunday but i'll wear me every day g-shock and then i'll have
a i'll have four in the case.
Well, that's a good reminder.
I need to order my tracksuit, my Adidas tracksuit.
You still not ordered it yet, no?
I need to have it here for my birthday in about a month.
You got to get some shell toes to go with it.
Got to get the shell toes, man. white white and green shell toes oh i bad boys
them red eye you saw the post uh the photo of me they've got all of them uh likes on yeah bro it's
like 380 likes now something like that ah yeah 980s 80s uk so do you know we talked about cover
tracksuits the other week the dude in the middle's got a caba top on, like a caba coat.
Say the caba coat he's got on.
If you look at me, I've got a Nike hoodie on me
with my mad little hair cutting my thumbs up.
But if you actually look at some of the kids,
we've actually got some like decent clobber on.
Some kids have got like Hummel tracksuits on.
Did you see the kid in the middle, the little kid with a bottle of Sunny D
right in the middle or not?
I'm pulling up the picture.
A couple of years, a couple of years after that photo, you know,
he ran down an embankment out of the Dean and he like,
so he was getting chased and he fucking ran down and he like,
uh so he was getting chased and he ran down and he like he he got to the road and he was like
coming down the embankment that fast and he kind of like stumbled and then slid and went out on the
main road and a bus ran him over like to me mate's younger brother yeah damn all right i was so that's
only about two years after that photo so i was looking at the photo uh about four of them uh died really
really really young really young like out of us all of us on that photo about four died really
young through different things uh and you managed to make it out one kid got stabbed one kid got
run over off a bus uh one kid drowned oh it was really bad uh but then there was like all of those things
happened to you right all right but i survived but there was like dude there was like eight or
nine there was eight or nine of us in there and i can tell you exactly which ones like at another
time but there was like eight or nine of us in there that went on to like uh run for the uh
originally first of all for the vauxy boys but then we obviously we like
got him with a seat how many of those how many of those boys you think became hooligans
oh they're about eight or nine of us eight or nine of us and i can tell you exactly which ones
after the ones that were still living do you not do you know the dude that's at the front
of the wall that's at the right hand side with the glasses on he was a you look at him and you probably think he's the
geek of the group he was one of the maddest cunts you'll ever meet he'd slice anyone's face open him
he as he got older he became mad and he are gex always where he's and gex like always had his
glasses on like this is that photo i dude i haven't i'm gonna keep it for another space
i'll have to tell you the story of this photo we like a lot of us the younger ones we've run away from home you know
uh celturian so celturian do not hadrian's wall yeah yeah we decided to go and say we could walk
hadrian's wall from start to finish as young kids so we all like planned i we are from east
to west so we all planned it and dude we robbed every cafe and we robbed every gift shop along
the way like we hardly took anything with us we took no fucking food no nothing like we had a few
sandwiches we robbed every bottle of milk or sunny day that there's enough. We robbed everything as we went.
The comments in that post are fucking hilarious.
Kids home on a day out fingering each other.
Did you see the guy that said we were like,
Did you see when he said it was like the,
Yeah, I thought it was the cast of the Goonies.
I remember we were mad when we were kids,
but we decided to go on like mad missions,
you know, just like adventuring out. because of stuff like the goonies though like we always were trying to seek that adventure as kids you know you know what i mean but that's what me and
my friends were like going on bike rides and like and riding around town for miles and you know what
i mean that's that photo worked out is like 1983 so that was the the height of the
pitch strikes red eye we'll keep it for another space right or maybe next week right monday or
something keep rubbing this in b bands face though this is like you're you're directly now competing
with her and dr pepe i'll uh i'll tell you i'll tell you the tale about what we did that day, Ray,
There was only one adult with us, this dude's uncle,
and it got right out of hand.
You're talking about the old guy in the back?
So the ginger kid at the front,
the ginger kid at the front with the striker top on
and the rucksack backpack thing, that's his uncle.
he just overheard that we were gone away so he decided to come along and supervise because he
knew he couldn't stop us but he didn't tell anyone he didn't ring our parents and say like yeah
he was just like all right he's gonna do it he's gonna do it anyway i'm coming along
i know um we robbed we robbed like everything we ate and drunk for like the whole day dude man
we had we got took home off the place like late at night and everything i was sort of like parents
had to drive like 60 70 kilometers out the fucking 60 70 kilometers out at like 11 o'clock at night
to pick some of us up was really bad i got in a lot of trouble for that but it was so much fun
I got in a lot of trouble for that, but it was so much fun.
I'll keep it for another one, though.
But, people, I'm just really glad to be able to have some airtime
with some like-minded souls that, you know, we might, like,
We agree on the, like, the general principles of, like,
being a good person, being kind, being being polite not inflicting harm on others you
know unless harm comes to you like there's something that Rack FM's got that we've captured
that I want to hold on to forever and and this is what I was saying to Cam the other day you know
no matter how much I disagree with anybody that comes in here i'll die for the i'll die for your right to see it
i might not agree with what you're saying but i will die for your right to see it i'll put my
life on the neck for free speech for the people to say things that i disagree with
Unless you're near Jimmy Kimmel
And have a banter with us
Red Eye, cheers very much
Celturian, take care people
Always a pleasure, happy birthday
If you don't run a space at the weekend
Always a pleasure, never a chore Take care me little fucking happy birthday i guess sir i'll catch you later if you don't run a space at the weekend
always a pleasure never a chore take care of me little white
take care of me little white kkk made over there in south carolina
if people listen back to this and actually think people i'm joking i'm joking he doesn white. I have no hoods in my closet for anyone like that.
You got a few other things in your closet all over there?