good morning rock fm and we're just doing a random sort of tuesday recorded version because
if you see the title oh my goodness it's so funny isn't it the entirety the entirety of the uk is laughing at kia stormer right now we can't laugh enough
anyway peaks it is thursday the 29th of july 2025 here's the best mate red eye well second
third best mate in the world coming in let's see let's get a mic out there oh bro apparently
you gotta love this red eye apparently the uk want to be the 51st state at this point and just
get trump in as governor when he when he retires from the presidency in 2028 oh my my God. I can't believe it. GM fam.
It sounds like you're, uh, it sounds like you got a new audio set up.
Your voice isn't as clear.
Like I can hear you clearly.
It just sounds like your voice is a slightly less, I don't know, clear.
Is it a good thing or a bad thing?
cause I will admit I've got the new E of voice.
Crystal clear. I don don't it's not like
it was bad it just sounded like tinny a little bit kind of like you were talking into a can or
something like that i made them fucking earbuds sometimes do it like i mean i only got a fucking
cheap hair like just to uh put on with a tablet didn't really like earbuds to be fair but i do like being like free of anything apart from
a mic like mate i'm telling you now can i just say god thank you and god bless the us right
trump pulled out a master class yesterday with kia starmer like far short of calling Stormer a right? Like, oh dude, did you see it or not?
Was this in, no, was this in relation to the trade deal, like trade deals with the, uh,
EU or just in regards to everything, mate, he did like an hour, he did over an hour,
right? And with, with a stormer sitting, he made stormma just look like this like little like lost child
bro in the uk or was it in the us he's in scotland man trump's in scotland right now right okay he's
being with golf course oh dude did you not see that daily pulled off with the eu the other day
uh the trade deal the eu trade deal yeah do you know that ursula she's getting ripped right now on the continent for fucking
buckling and selling out he's like he's getting everything he wants me i mean it's
i've heard a lot of people say i don't understand how this is a deal for europe
it's like it sounds like a hell of a deal for the us but it doesn't sound like a deal for
europe because you know why you know why it's the deal i mean i'll tell you why it's been paying probably their fair share of uh eu stuff whether it be
through nato or something else well well not you know it's not just about that right so she actually
said it herself right when she commented later on about it there's been such an imbalance for such
a long period of time that this is fucking payback this is payback
right and i've got no doubt after a certain period of time when the energy deals have been like
proper like codified and the you know they're on the money and it's happening when the investment
happens because the investment's at his discretion as well i'll tell you now that the 15 tariff will probably depreciate over time but
they're not telling you that right now do you know what i mean so like there's no tariff on america
going into europe right there's a 15 tariff on european goods going into america there's a 750
750 billion dollar agreement on energy there's also an unsaid amount of military equipment by
the way because you do make the best military equipment we all know that and then there's a
650 billion of direct investment which is at trump's discretion trump is not only creating a status quo trump is getting payback which is i mean look at it right
37 trillion dollars in national debt right it's got to start it's got to be starting that's what
america's sitting on right now 37 trillion with a t right so you've got to start to be able to put that down right while
still keeping shit going like your services you know your taxpayer funded services etc
this is like it's the same with what he done with Indonesia to see a most what he done with
Vietnam it's the same what he's just ratified with their the Philippines right like America's
getting zero tariff entry in these new markets right never been in Indonesia before
by the way and they're paying a 15 or whatever it is tariff to get in the US right now a lot of these
countries their products are really needed but it's not about it's not about the trade deficit right it's and correcting it it's about writing the malfeasance of the trade
deficit in the past if that makes sense do you know where i'm coming from on this like
idea or not yeah i do and i know at least for the eu you know they they have find us companies, specifically tech companies.
I mean, billions and billions of dollars for operating,
Yeah, the level level fines of what was it like to $200 billion
on like all of the tech companies?
Yeah, it's a crazy amount.
So payback Trump is getting payback and i mean
isn't american are you complaining no no it means that it's cheaper european goods uh well wait wait
we would pay a fit what 15 percent tariff coming into the us european block i've got 15 percent
right across the board america's got nothing going into europe and the for the first time
they're opening it up to like agricultural shit like dude i'm telling you this is like the daddy
is back he's got every boffins here he's got everybody by the balls right like literally dude i am basking
in the successes of americans right now you know i love this right and the very fact that we have a
marxist commie like i said he's a true pabloist right he's part of the fabian society
trump knows exactly what starmer is but he can't arrive
in scotland trying to finalize his trade deal he's on a state visit in september with king charles
trump can't be coming in and calling him a plebler died publicly to his face right so what's he gonna
do he's gonna use what trump does and he's very good at it And he's gonna make Starmas sit there and wince
Like a little fucking baby
And he did it, oh bro, the UK
Are you talking about him cheating at golf in Scotland?
Or the signs calling him a pedophile
He gets a hole in one on the okay? And he pulls it out.
He gets a hole-in-one on the back nine, and he's just doing shit people have never
Well, it's his own course.
It's fucking Happy Gilmore 2 out there.
It's his own course, right? And it's a Lynx course,
so you can't really see what's going on
because all the books are...
He's going to be like Kim Jong- you know they made a new golf course like oh
my god the supreme leader had eight hole-in-ones on this fucking uh course he shot a record 30
across sorry i meant 18 18 hole-in-ones sorry sorry as they're killing the guy that just said
he's like he's the best golfer that's ever lived.
So, I mean, I think we're done.
There have been many golfers.
Some say I am the best, the best golfer.
And I have the best caddies.
They will put my ball wherever I want.
And my caddy puts them wherever wherever uh wherever i want someone wash my
balls every hole every time i turn those bagpipes off i'm trying to give a speech
yeah i've never i've listened i'm just gonna hear me out here right that
shit was so funny i saw that shit on reddit it killed me it's just
fucking funny i saw that shit on reddit it killed me it's just and everybody in the comments like
i never liked bagpipes till now do you know do you know where bagpipes were invented by the way
or not people think that like a scottish invention right you know they're nothing to do with scotland
they were invented in iran irish no no i was close irish iran i was close bagpipes were invented in persia which is modern day iran
about 5 000 years ago you can go on google this like and prove me wrong bagpipes are an iranian
invention actually like lots of people don't know this but rob orders because he knows everything
they're arians they're the original arians scottish people are white it makes sense the you know the logic train
he i was cringing for starma and i didn't even like him and i was like this is going really bad
for you bro i had a interesting conversation on the topic of starma talking about Fabian socialists versus like more heavy handed totalitarian communist socialist
and which you would prefer. And I honestly think if I had to choose one, I would prefer the overtly
heavy handed socialism, you know, you know, you know, the society, you know what that logo is don't you
the wolf in sheep's clothing oh yeah fox or yeah yeah something like that yep so the fabian society has been around in the uk i think since uh 1886 1888 i might be wrong on the exact date but i'm
pretty sure i'm pretty close and it was all about it was all about infiltration over extended periods of time so you need to look
at some of like the early founders and the early people who were into this bro you would be amazed
about the uh like uh hg wells and all them and they were all like early members of the uh fabian
society it's a it's a very very dark and evil cloud that's hung over britain for
the best part of 150 years and i i hate absolutely everything that they stand for because it's all
have you guys seen uh we had a few mass shootings or uh i guess like mass casualty events those are rookie numbers if you want to be real about it
but yes there were some shootings there was one uh in manhattan i'm jaded at this point i'm sorry
i'm sorry you gotta like be breaking 20s 30s if you really want to they all kill themselves
afterwards no one you know fesses up well yeah you don't want an
agent like that just roaming around i mean look at the winter soldier you know look what happened
to him he's just out there being congressman and you gotta like police don't kill them they kill
themselves it's like they don't want to right because that's their program too that's what
i'm saying you let the winter soldier out there this Manhattan one is an MK ultra thing like all over same as the
The United healthcare guy that was a
He was videoed walking down like walking in Manhattan openly with an AR
Yeah, before he walks into the building. Yeah. Okay. This is America.
Ever heard of open carry?
If I was, you know, in my time, I would still be nervous.
It's totally legal for me to do that here.
I thought New York was like New Jersey though.
I thought New York was like New Jersey.
So there's not even concealed carry
in New Jersey is New York, New York. Not the same. I'm sure there's no console. If there
is, it's like super, super restricted. Like, yeah, yeah. I'm pretty sure it is like, I
thought defund the police is working out. Okay. I see. Is it on the, in the sanctuary
cities? Like he's walking down. What's the gun? We just police ourselves at this
He's got like a short barrel AR-15.
about Blackstone and the 33rd
floor on that, the building or not?
Is this conspiracy theory
wealth manager, if I'm not
mistaken. Are they a property that's black rock
black rock and black stone are different but the same but they're one of the biggest in the world
people yeah blackstone's one of the biggest in the world they want all sorts of stuff yeah i was i
also whenever i knew about blackrock and the first time i heard about blackstone i was like is someone
just mispronouncing the name of blackrock no it's a separate thing no they're the they're the black ops version of
blackstone of the black ops version of black rock dude you know uh kpmg is in there as well
like the the i mean they're known as like the worst auditors in the area in the history of the world right
so what what i'm hearing now there's loads of like q anon conspiracy theorists out now
saying that there's going to be a massive investigation that can go in these offices
and save like seize evidence and there's like hard drives and there's this and there's that
and i'm like oh here we go here we go that's the plot
of zoolander when zoolander and what's his name go in to try to steal the files off the imac and
they can't get into it so they just take the whole thing i've seen this movie before come on
so you had uh you had that one right and so did you see cnn apparently they were like uh apparently it's
being reported it's a white man have you seen his picture what is it there is it like a picture of
someone with b-bands complexion and they're saying i'm glad she's not here to record let me get the paint swatches up oh yeah it's uh one shade too
dark get them boys hey the bros out of uh nevada right las vegas so uh there's a bit too many
dodgy things coming out of las vegas you know the mk older i'm coming out of montana i don't know if
it was the the manhattan thing or in like he was in
all Manhattan was Nevada Manhattan was in a bar I don't know New York you retard
come on now I buddy when he went from Nevada to cleared wasn't he like an ex
football player right and it just happened to be the office where the nfl is as well
oh my god that would be hilarious but he didn't go he didn't go to the nfl play store bro that's mad isn't it the nfl i think's got like floors like five to seven or five to nine or something
like that and he he went uh higher now he went to the blackstone and did you not i'm not seeing
the picture of there where the blockade of the door all the blackstone and did you not i'm not saying the picture of there where they blockaded the door all the blackstone people with the couches and that it's mad not saying it yet
were they were they also white or what what what complexion are we dealing with there
bro everybody was asking like how come the blackstone officers got so many couches there
was like 40 couches piled up in front of the doors, they got some backroom casting going on in there.
Just a bunch of black leather couches
with stains barricading the door.
Piper Perry running around wondering
where the fuck she's supposed to sit now.
Yeah, what about your bro?
Yeah, we cast all of our clients
to make sure that they fit, you know, our portfolio, you know, how we run our portfolios make sure that they fit you know our portfolio you know how
we are story i mean our portfolio what about your bro in walmart though right he's an ex-marine and
he had a gun on him and the dude had like stabbed and slashed 11 people and your man didn't even
pull his gun out he's like i didn't need a gun for this player like how hard do you have to be right
need a gun for this club like how hard do you have to be right for to have a gun on you and
i mean have you seen the people of walmart website like you really don't need a gun you need like a
hot dog and a hundred meters and by the time they get halfway there they're dead you know
well see the other thing is i assume that everyone is potentially armed at Walmart.
So if you hear gunshots and you're running around as a good guy, let's say you're a good guy with a gun, trying to figure out who's the bad guy with the gun.
So you're just like waiting to see someone do something bad.
I imagine it's a difficult situation to want to step in so to speak if you're outside a
little more he's easy to handle i'll tell you i'll tell you one i mean this is what fit on the back
of what finn said earlier right which is like actually he's totally right so obviously we're
talking about you know these mass shootings or mass attacks whatever right and Las Vegas
has got to be you know one of the like biggest uh have you seen the map that these dudes put
together of all of the 999 calls like in and around the center of Vegas on when when that
was happening or not so someone one one here but yeah i 999 9-1-1 whatever it is someone really fucking cleverly i don't know
how they've done it i'm going to grab depending on which number you call you're going to get
you know a different service you call 999 you're going to get a this number doesn't exist or
welcome to 900 wet sluts we've got the wettest sluts all around
do you know what's kind of my hot studs with big cocks oh sorry do you know what's kind of mad in the uk do you know when we used to have the old phones red eye you'll not be able to remember
this but we used to have old phones red eye right that were on a dial and like if you press number
one you only had to push it a little bit right they went and it
like you pushed it a little bit and then the dial went back right the emergency we had those here
too we had we had those here too I the emergency services in the UK were 999 right so yeah like
put your finger in the 9 button you have to push it all the way around when I clicked and then you
have to let it go and then go all the way back and then you have to do it all the way like it shows the longest phone number to put in bro surely one
one one would have been like the optimal like emergency number in the uk like whoever came up
with that one it was it was probably taken already or something so i what they've done is and i'll go
and grab it it's on ian Carroll's timeline, I can find it.
They've put like a Google map, right, of Vegas, like you get 3D Google map.
And then they've put all, and you can go and hover over it and like listen to the calls on that, right.
And if anybody thinks there was only one Vegas shooter, like you're out of your mind.
Like to have realised how many bullets were fired in the period of time like before they got to the room is this a grassy knoll situation are you
talking about it's worth show like a long time ago or did something else happen it's worse than the
grassy knoll it's the vegas shooting is 10 times 50 times from the country the country concert they had okay yeah that was wild
there was people in hotels like it right down the road there was people like in hotels right
down the road like reporting gunshots in like rooms above them and everything like it was like
really and ian carol did this like deep dive on it right and he starts playing all these cards and you're like, whoa, like there's no way
I don't know no man do these are miles away from each other man. You should see the distances man. It just doesn't make sense
That's fair. What was that like with angelina jolie and the dude from the new x-men where they were
like curving bullets it's like a wanted situation here we're just curving bullets that's it we
thought about it shooting bullets around corners and that right god that was a cool movie everybody
i knew tried to like curve bullets after that movie came out couldn't do it very inaccurate
like curve bullets after that movie came out couldn't do it very inaccurate yeah you just
wasted a lot of bullets just sidearming some fucking nine rounds downrange hitting like
the homie three rages over how long did it take me to try and remember his name the professor
and i still forget it every time fuck i'm sick of him i xavier xavier i forget the kids but yeah he's a pretty good
actor mate he's in one of the best british tv series of all time i was telling red eye the
other week the original shameless that you tried to copy which was an abominable shameless is good
the american one or the british one i'm gonna get hate for this but i'm gonna say both i started out with
the british version and then the american version came out and just because i love the dude that
they had play uh it's been so long since i've seen it but what's his name he was in magnolia yes i
love that guy and he he did a good job i thought but the british version was the one i saw first
which was pretty funny same
with the office frank me name's frank frank gallagher the british one is him he is
i can't stop the shit where he's got the baby and they're like everybody's like frank's so good with
the baby and he's just like giving him half of valium and like putting the baby to sleep they're
like we don't know how he gets the baby to be quiet so good he's so good with kids it kills me dude the actor in that uh
that that professor xavier we're talking about he's in loads of movies isn't he i'm gonna remember
his name in a second i keep forgetting but he's there he's the car thief isn't he and he starts
getting in with a daughter and the first night he meets out there in the club or something and then
he gets home and they're just about to get it on and they carry the father in and he's pissed
himself the coppers are carrying yeah he's frank like the coppers are just carrying him in the
house oh my god really you've got to watch it but i finn you might not know this william h macy
is the actor that like i hate more than any other actor on planet earth i can't
stand this guy bro oh oh fuck him you know robo on this on this topic you know british version
english i had a great conversation with my uh with my parents yesterday about um
about the United States declaring its independence from England.
Are your parents British?
No, but our family, I mean, our family,
or I guess the roots of my bloodline came to America
in, I believe, the early 1700s uh from england and uh yeah it was interesting because
he's my dad has mapped this stuff out all the way back with a high degree of confidence back to the
1500s back in england and apparently england has like really really good uh genealogical records
for like everyone was there but there's generally a gap
whenever people start going from
the US because they would change their names
or people would die on the boat
or would get thrown overboard on the boat
land somewhere else that they didn't think they were supposed to land
interesting because my parents
liberal uh but anytime i talked to them about the the revolutionary war or the civil war
a little bit of that conservative comes out of them it's like thank god we you know broke
off from the british thank god we went wrong they're like i don't i've studied british historical records
and i'm pretty sure there's no mention of any red eyes in in british historical uh that is true
that's true that's not my surname though his surname his slave name i'm sorry
I ended up finding some books that reference some primary sources that are
from my family members up in West Virginia,
which was really cool. they were some of the
founding members of west virginia when it was became a state and the middle of the civil war
which is you're gonna you're gonna love this you're gonna love this red eye right so i was
telling finn this story about me mate and uh he's his ex-missus right is uh basically turning his
15 year old son gay to get back Adam, right?
So fin me and you what did you send him those screenshots?
It gets better than this though, right?
I think you know the reparator right so have you seen the crack about the barbary
Pirates and all the kidnapping of the white Europeans and making them slaves right so there
was this get exposed here I've known all about this for a long time but there was this get exposed
in there the expre the daily express or something the other day right so like I screenshotted like
the the article you know the main page and I posted it and I was like I demand reparations now
and then Marlon was commenting on it right and we had a bit of
banter but then it slipped in the dms and then i was like bro you want to come on one of our
podcasts on one of our twitter spaces man for the culture and he was like you wouldn't want that you
wouldn't want me to come on and school yet i was like bro shut up man and i said mate we've got an eclectic mix right i said we've got a lovely ecuadorian american woman
we've got a half sicilian american and a white boy from south carolina i wouldn't you be surprised
i'm gonna go and screenshot this and send it to you i'm pretty sure we could hang with
uh whoever wanted to talk oh me you'd love as long as we're just talking if it was
like an actual educated debate i would probably you know step back and let the pros handle it
but if we're just roasting and talking i'm all in yes i'd love marlon right for a few things but he's done loads of jail right so he's
read loads of books so he's really not knowledgeable about he's been in jail for a long time okay
really no no no he's well read door right sudden movements and don't look him directly in the eyes he'll go crazy but but
bear in mind right go back to england in like the he's older than me by two years right i was born
76 he was born in 74. go back to what england was like in the you know late 70s into the 80s right
and the bnp and the racism and everything right the national front bnf yeah uh really you know on
the back of the the skinhead era and everything
right so this kid always had it tough always had it tougher than everyone else is this
is this pre or post austin powers this is around that time
i don't even know what to say just trying to picture just trying to picture the vibe like is
it sex swinging and cocaine or is it?
Like what are we talking about here?
Listen to this though. He's the only black kid. He went to Thornhill. He's the only black kid in Thornhill
He's getting picked on all the time when he was younger listen to this if it couldn't be worse for him
His parents and all his family his grandma and everything were Jehovah's Witnesses
harvest witnesses i mean i thought you were gonna say his family was white
I mean you were gonna say his family was white
he left his family he left his family a white he funny he bailed on his family man really young
probably like 14 15 or something he just bailed on the family i mean probably are we losing robo
yeah man oh but dude he was he was he was in the crack den before me man he moved out
the crack den and i got his place on the couch this is a true story i'll have to get him on
you's a love me and him on a spaceman you'll be like sitting back going what the is this
but yeah dude i'm not shitting you he was like how bad so he was getting picked on all the time
at school because he was only black kid in black this is actually an interesting uh potential uh thing to do bring on one person
from your town to try and you know sum up the vibes of the town outside yourself i like that
i like that for the culture yep b-bands can choose uh you know a random lady at a concert then you know whoever
she brings on will be a swinger right just like b-bans this mate will come on the space
and be like where do i put the car keys he didn't like that she didn't like me comment the
other day when she sent me the picture of her and i made it's all of them on the bus and i was like
oh that blonde one there's a bit tasty and she's like oh she's married she's got kids but you can
pick any of the others and i was like no thank you i'm sorry people
ask me again right before the
ask me again right before the bar closes i might have a second choice
if she's listening on the replay i didn't mean that but like i wouldn't
i would the blondie though she had this great little fit little blondie
you just have so much respect for them
you just couldn't hold back the respect enough for that one but the rest of them you respect
yeah the things i wouldn't want to do are so dirty i would just i i would respect them too much to
be able to do them so yeah that's no go for me fin you're getting wingman lessons off red eye right
now right that's how a wingman is supposed to back you up.
Did you clock that, did you?
Write that in your book for next time, Finn, right?
That's a wingman now, right there.
I've got tears coming out my eyes laughing.
Step one, send in Red Eye so he can cover the grenades.
Step two, have your pick of the litter. One, send in red eyes so he can cover the grenade step two. I think
B-bands, alternatively, could be
a good wingman for any of us.
For when we say something really dumb,
she could come in and be...
She could come in and be like, no, no, no. Actually,
this is actually... What he said,
that's one of the best compliments he could have given
you. It could be something
really bad. She'll still spin it for us.
I'm still laughing about the fucking pink eye bear cracking the GC when he dropped him oh dude that's hilarious it's hilarious
i mean it's a great uh nickname like if you're trying to you know throw some talk some shit pink eye pink eyed bears it's good well it just it went so well
with the ass-eating comment prior so it just works you know holy shit yeah I finally confronted that
lady and yeah she claims that she just put her number in wrong in my phone and uh i think she's actually got your
number though wait a minute well now you gotta tell everyone that's now you gotta tell everyone
that's listening what actually happened he got some spicy texts from a lady that he
thinks weren't for him but i think they might have been yeah sure i'll break it down basically i uh went out to a concert met up with some friends uh some
of which are groups of married couples uh as i was leaving i was saying bye to one of the couples
and i was talking to my buddy's wife and she's like oh yeah let's get together for dinner or do
something next week or whatever so she put her phone number in my phone.
And then I replied back like i'm i'm losing your red eye i don't know if anyone else is but you're cracking up for me there bro uh it could be just because i'm going through a dead spot
can you hear me now yeah you're a bit better bro i think finn had to like log out he was like oh this is this i love the log out oh geez well anyways yeah uh basically
uh this woman replied back she's like yeah uh i had the greatest night of sex in my life and i was
like oh and the next thing she replied was yeah my buddy ate my ass from the back so good last night
i absolutely loved it and so i confronted her about it uh when i saw her and she was just
absolutely mortified she she said she was actually scared to meet up with me in person again because
she was so embarrassed uh because i had texted one of my other buddies who was uh his mutual friends with him and he had sent it to her and she was like oh
my god no what's the number and she she was drunk when she put her phone number in my uh song and
it was just a few digits off on that last number and i'm assuming that she's done this enough times
I'm assuming that she's done this enough times
So now that guy just fucks with everyone that she
You know wrongly puts her number into their phone. I'm assuming this has happened to him multiple times
Yeah, I have a confession though. I have a confession here. I mean, this is just me personally, right?
So i'm not gonna be able to forget that shit, right?
Whether she says like was only joking or whatever
no the bitch that i know dude that's not auto correct they ain't me auto correct talking about
your man eating the coffee so like every time i'm gonna get out with my mates and that and she's
gonna be there and i'm having a drink right i'm gonna be looking her at and thinking you love your fucking salad tossed like it's as simple it's that simple
well what was my first thought was actually my buddy is a uh he's a software engineer the guy
she's married to i thought he was potentially fucking with her and like i've seen people change uh autocorrects for
specific words before and uh i thought that he was just fucking with her and changed something
in her phone like some common phrase she says to this and you know she just is freaking out and
it kind of like whenever i've seen people do this to their parents you know in text chains uh for memes and stuff but yeah uh
i'm never let letting her live it down and she when we when i confronted her about it she was
like i you know i don't talk like that but i was like i know i've never heard you talk like i was
kind of uh surprised and then not 15 minutes later i heard overheard her joking about eating ass and
i was like okay you actually do talk like this i I just hadn't heard it yet. So this very well could have been you.
Is, uh, our boyfriend's not Turkish, is he? No? Just checking. No, he's, no, he's very
white. Just checking, just checking, because them birds who've been with the Turkish bloke,
good. They're all about the ship pipe. Them birds who've had with the Turkish bloke, good, they're all about the ship pipe,
them birds who've had Turkish guys enough before,
they're all obsessed with the ship pipe like that.
Bro, have you heard the story of the Toss the Salad Man or not?
We talked about Chris Rock last week, right?
Have you heard the story about the Toss the Salad Man
on the HBO documentary or not?
I don't think so so you know
the call the call like licking the arse tossing the salad in prison or not do you know about this
toss the salad yeah yeah yeah yeah i didn't phrase chris rock does a whole sketch on it man it's
fucking brilliant dude absolutely brilliant when he's talking about the fucking he's like
don't know i know kids to go to prison show them the toss and the salad man and he goes talking about the he's like don't know i know kids to go to prison show them the toss
and the salad ma'am and he goes on about the hbo documentary and sing sing you know sing sing right
the prison yeah and they're interviewing them and they're talking about the new inmates
and they're like how do you treat like the new inmates when they're coming he's like i get those
to toss the salad like what do you mean
like the hbo crew didn't even know what he means and he's like well man if you make them suck your
dick they can pretend it's like an ice cream or some like this like no no he's like i lean down
i put my legs in the air and I say toss this salad bitch
Cuz when you're looking at you know, you're looking out
Yeah, it's hard to pretend you're doing something else other than eating ass when you're
Eating it. I mean, I think I think there's nothing wrong with it me
I mean, as long as she's clean as long as she's i'd like you know i don't think there's anything wrong with it i don't think i would
explicitly seek out that uh but i guess you're not a missile you're not a missile you know you're
not one of them israeli missile defense systems i would think about what the
really missile defense systems i would speak about what the yeah i'm using uh palantir
ai to locate the butthole so i know exactly where to you know red eyes tongues like the
iron dome isn't it to feel good yeah i i love it me i love it me but me me ex me ex-missus i she wasn't a fan like she
wasn't a fan like you you you were all right outside you were all right polishing the windows
but she would never let you in the house do you know what i mean yeah yeah she'll let you yeah
i know what you're saying oh it was all i was all right giving it a bit window clean like you know what i mean like respectability so the neighbors don't think you're a rotten
but uh if you wanted to go inside for a you know at a dinner or whatever like you
were getting to the place you know a glass of water it's hot outside like can i just pop
inside take my shoes off and you know grab something to drink take a load off like no what are you doing here she'd be like bro yeah i've got any reservation
and this restaurant's closed like you got any chance like sorry and all that but i did i did
have this bird in england you know for a bit when i when uh you know the bird i was traveling like
australia and uh uh asia with back in the day then i went back to create to be a teacher i sarah so i was with her for like eight years or something six years
seven years sorry nearly and uh when i finished with her in england and i was doing my teaching
degree i went on a re-bender i was out on the piss every night and that first time i've been single
like uh since i was like 19 or something and I was like
33 or something I'd been single for like 15 years you know I just went from like one
long-term relationship into another and I went out and I went mad and I met this ginger
bird called Jane butchered been living in Turkey and that my mom had a place out there
and that my stepdad out like a spider-man
but she was hot oh i sure was i britney murphy you're talking about is that who you're talking about the one from the original spider-man i'd britney murphy the one that died the one in eight
mile she's in eight mile with eminem yeah i think so yeah brittie murphy i don't want to die though well the one that was killed allegedly by the illuminati but we'll not
mention that because she was gone i'm walking into the store real quick it'll take me like
two minutes i'll be out i'll be oh you're right man didn't put me on loudspeaker you didn't want
this in the local store no no no i've got luckily i got headphones on so i'm just gonna keep myself muted for a minute
but i yeah so i went with this uh jim so she was on i would say she was on a rebound as well
uh because she'd been with this turkish dude and she obviously i could tell that she'd proper fucking loved him and everything like this like she hadn't got over it i could clearly see
loved them and everything like this like she hadn't got over it i could clearly see that she
was in a state of uh needing uh someone to help take away the pain let's just say that right
i don't want to sound like i'm fucking bad but i am sometimes anyway i'd uh i'd went to her house
for a party with me mates after we've been clubbing one night
and she like tried it on me a little bit and i was like oh no i've got a girlfriend like
i'm engaged there we've been traveling you know i've come back like it's not really like working
out but we're trying but i was like we're trying we're trying and she was like all right whatever
bye bye and then this would have been around the
midsummer and then by the november me and sarah were finished and i went out and i just happened
to like one of the first nights out i think i just happened to bump into jane and then we ended
up like getting a bit getting it on you know what it's like fucking am i gonna get into details anyway went back to mine first night and obviously we're getting you know ripping the clothes off blah blah
and uh i mean i love doggy style so i'm always about the doggy style mate i flipped her over right
i've been you know kissing stripping each other's clothes off bang i'm thinking right i'm gonna do it
and then i went to banger and then she's just like no no no no no and she literally just pulled me fucking and she went put it in there and i thought what the like not only this is
not even a first date like not even this is not even only the first like like
what you're talking about your woman and i thought okay like i spit
and shined them you know what i mean and then just pummeled her and i was thinking like she's like
so used to this like like this is like her go-to you know and then i realized like it's the turks
well honestly that's a fun i'm not bullshitting people like they might not know in the room
that I didn't know what it is like but the most fucking love the back door like whether whether
the men just get the women in rude I mean another call it a bit of Greek but you know some of
fucking Turkey's a big Greek isn't it I mean I don't know what to say but I was just like blown
away like first date you want to talk about the first date and she's like no no i didn't put it in that one put it in that one that's where i want it and
i'm like uh okay and i was banging on for about uh three and a half four months and then i just got
sick of looking at a skinny ginger body like i like i didn't like gingers to start with really i mean they're all right you know but
skinny ginger and all like like this i i i really didn't want to sound like i'm being racist here or something but there's like skinny ginger birds are not where you
want to be like bro unless you're a skinny ginger dude you're being racist against genders
you're a skinny ginger dude you're being racist against genders well it wouldn't be the first time
sorry experience i experience a lot of uh racism towards genders here on the show
i mean a lot of gingers go like they go all out to disguise it and that don't they
so they like dye their hair uh it doesn't work by the way like they go like to go all out to disguise it and that don't they so they'll
like dye their hair uh it doesn't work by the way like they've got to go through some
reaper mad to try and like eliminate that but like even their eyebrows you can still see it but
they'll shave and they'll shave like religiously like so you'll gun down on the you know and there's
not a pipe there's not a little fraction of stubble anywhere like your woman's trying to hide that
for fun right yeah there's generally no there's generally no hiding it i mean maybe for a day
but if you see someone over an extended period of time you'll figure it out
me and i'm just going to be very honest though like so she'd been riddled off turkish blokes
i could tell uh i mean she had had one guy for a while obviously she was in turkish are there
red-headed turkish people oh no no she's english and as white as like that's what i
a mum had a place over there a mom and dad had been divorced but a dad like had moved out there
and opened up a bar on that and uh the mom had got, like, the house in Turkey for the divorce.
So, like, she lived out there for, like, I think four or five years or something.
I was like, she's been absolutely blasted.
She's been blasted off fucking Turkish guys up the fucking Jackson 5, right?
And, like, to her, it was was just like that's where i like it and it was like
weird as you know because the 99.9 of women are not like i prefer my back doors getting
smashed into my front doors right yeah it's kind of like a random one you'd normally take a run-up
up with the front door and you normally get it waxed up for a few hours right before like
with the front door and you normally get it waxed up for a few hours right before like
loose you know get the back door bump the only the only time uh i think the only time i that was
ever suggested to me was just because it was when i was young and i don't think I had a condom. Me and my girlfriend at the time.
I was like deathly nervous of getting someone pregnant.
And she's like, well, we could try something else.
Only time it's ever been like prompted to me.
But it was, I think, out of necessity necessity it was like a check down sort of thing
try try priority try something else you woman thinks you're going from like a playstation or
and then nintendo 64. mate mate i'm telling you what the tie birds even if you suggested to them
telling you what the tie birds even if you suggested to them like unless they've been
experienced or blah blah blah whatever they're like they're like why you get like tie birds
are literally the first thing last year if you could well i think that's probably a bit of um
uh what is it like projecting you know it's probably a bit of projecting also i would be nervous about
doing that with any thai people dude bro just knowing the type of food and how spicy shit is
you know what i'm saying oh mate the thing is as well the in silence and that you know
so like you'll never hear a thai woman like fart or take a like if you're in one of
these little condos you know like well you'll be in the bathroom and they are silent like a ghost
mate you'll never hear a type of and then of and we kind of flush toilet paper here
so i didn't even know how they make it so
silent that you can't even hear
do not flush toilet paper down
no you didn't i mean there are some
not at all i do me waste basket i i do
me waste basket every other day so i yeah i've got like one of them do you know one of them that
you like put your foot on a little fella i've got one of them little fellas that you put your foot on and i do it every other day but i didn't i didn't
i didn't shit enough to change it every day but like every two days every other day is like
quite all acceptable here that makes sense i'm just picturing everyone having basically a litter box
in their bathroom dude oh my god have you seen that video oh i've been seeing that video
about the uh the the human cuts so you know the furries and that have you seen though where the
where they have an actual oh what the what the is that all about what that brought the crawling
around if i saw that in someone's house i'm sorry i got something
that came up i'm not gonna be able to do this anymore you know the crawling around in gravel
taking a like you rotten yeah i mean willingly choosing to lower your standard of cleanliness uh and like
the technology that we have to be able to solve our problems like no let's just throw rudder and
yeah general sanitation you see though yeah
see you're asking us about flushing toilet paper though there is a little
bit of difference though you because we've all got the bum guns so every house has a bum gun right
you know the gun the water are you talking about what are they called the toilets that have it
attached to it no not a bd you're talking about the bd right okay no we have a gun we have a gun hanging on the wall
a proper gun with a like like a goal i've never heard of this you're gonna have to tell me it's
called the boom gun so so when obviously we didn't flush but when i wipe very little like ever ever
comes off your ass because you've squirted it with a high pressure this is gonna
go great on the replay by the way but go ahead dude it's so high powered sometimes when i'm a
bit delicate after the spice i have to like just like push it a little bit because if i just go
dude if i go full on in is it basically a water pick for your asshole mate it's like a garden
hose like but the most powerful garden hose that you've ever seen in your
life like i would take your teeth out it would take your teeth out if you smiled at it right
oh my god we fire i know no dude it's amazing sometimes after the spice i just sit there for
like 10 minutes with a gun on it sometimes but like if you're really delicate and your flaps
are in a bad state like you need to be
careful dude you could wipe your flaps out in one like foul like if you're not careful like if you
didn't just ease on the pressure that i tell you what you learn i see you put it on pressure wash
pressure wash setting and end up but mate so it doesn't really leave any on your
toilet rollers when i'm trying to see it so like therefore you put all the roll in the bin it's because the
Thai sewer systems can't handle toilet paper
interesting do you know that but you know that's the case in Spain and that
as well or not you know this is like in Italy and all that you know they didn't
flush toilet paper in Spain and all that you know they didn't flush toilet paper in spain and all the mediterranean and everything well i mean i imagine there's places in the world that don't do that but uh
yeah i just didn't know how they get around it i mean i know people like compostable toilets and
like that uh i've got a little scenario i'll give you here right hear me out here you're in the park
where your mates you're 10 years old right
you're playing footy or whatever you're playing in the park on the grass right in the public park
there you're going in for a sliding tackle and in the long grass you don't see it and you do a bit
of a skid and there's fucking a bit of dog shit right and the dog shit like goes right up your
fucking arm and you have to gun home and you're nearly in tears you've fucking got dog shit like goes right up your fucking arm and you have to gun home and you're nearly in tears
you've fucking got dog shit up your elbow and everything right like is your mum gonna go and
get some dry toilet paper and wipe the dog shit off your fucking skin and then send you back out
to the door to go and play with your friends or is she gonna like scream at you strip your clothes off in the front garden get
the out your woman's got the brush and other brushes like sweeps the steps outside
with your woman's got the brush on your arm pond and bleach on your like so dude why why would you
wipe your off with dry toilet paper then a dry ass with dry toilet paper
and think you're gonna get a clean no technology has come a long way now they got dude wipes and
all sorts of other alternative solutions although i imagine you know those wipes probably decimate
a super system probably not even though they say they're supposed
to be yeah you can't flush the dude wipes either like bro i've been using baby wipes right for the
best part of at least 25 years longer since i first went rebather so i always like in in a b
there if you're in a nice place you had a bd there's no bum gun on the wall where you just get the gun like so you had to be in a decent hotel of a bd if you were just in the scummy places like
out in the when we were ticket selling and that we were sharing that was eight of us announcing that
man and there was no bds and you couldn't flush your toilet paper either we're right out in the
sticks in a b for man out in the rocks way well man really bad like and baby wipes
are just the greatest thing in the world like like so i i've been using baby wipes on my ass like for
a very long time now like i i think that's perfectly acceptable like nice and clean nice
and fresh you know what i mean you can go about your business like all right yeah yep i totally understand our westerners back with them if the
if especially in britain they'll wipe their ass with just like they didn't wet their ass they
just wipe it with dry toilet paper that all they're doing is spreading the around and all
can you imagine probably the majority of americans as well imagine the blokes though they've got hairy arses like bro so it's
even worse just got a bidet installed in their house maybe five years ago have you had a go
i've had a go no i'm no it scares me a little bit
so many there's so many buttons on the side of it and it's like
what water feature do i want do i want them to do you know i've got to see a bd a bd especially the
older ones back in the late 90s and that the pretty like so it's like you're not a drinking fountain
you know water by water fountain when you go for a drink in public you know them water fountains that they've got in public eye it's like one of them it's quite
limp whereas like when we do a tea with the boom gun dude it is insane man like i said you need to
like there's like 25 pressure 50 75 and 100 max if you've got like if if you chop like the dinosaur leg off halfway
you know when you've got the halfway right and you need like you're like oh i did a
halfway job and then you need to blast off what's like remaining you do the 100 but
after a good spice out after a good spice night out that needs to be on 25 for at least a minute
before you can think about going to 50% I'm telling you
well next time I'm at my parents
I'll give it a fucking go
there being some AI or cameras
to help make sure you're getting
exactly what needs to be gotten
instead of just down there fucking it's just spraying your balls with water it's like
you know you know you should do you should uh take the malinois right and you should
on the slide teach the malinois to drink from it right and make a video oh dude he would
figure it out yeah just press the button and the water put it on tick tock put it on tick tock and tag your parents with a man and more just using the
pd as his little water fountain yeah mate do you know uh do you know comedian in the uk called paul
smith or not scouser no the name sounds really familiar he's like the ginger scouser
dude his nickname's pablo he does all the merch with pablo and he's brilliant but all he does
yeah yeah i know who you're talking about all he does is like talk the audience right
have you seen him like he just comes in and his entire set is just like oh you mate what's your
name what are you doing that is that your missus oh yeah like like and he just talks them all so uh i watched uh one of the clips just it was it
i think it was yesterday i watched the clip or the day before and he starts talking to this uh
wifey and he's like oh what are you doing she's like i know uh you know i just like
and play with the dogs and all that and then he's like start that you lazy and that like
starts giving them loads of it only turns out
that they've got a a farm like a working farm with uh 22 belgian malinois right and then
oh they're all like uh like either like uh being prepared for service or ex-service dogs
and the thing is the comedian oh there's only the two of them on the farm and all
but the comedian he's like when he's like he's like he realizes he's like is that is that for
real and like like he's like ah and he's like oh mate i just want to see it what you're doing is
the most amazing thing you know like he's talking the life out of the two of them right till he
realizes they've got like a farm with 22
malinois like he thinks they're just fucking lazy cunts who've got like loads of dogs lying around
the house and then he realizes and he's like you're the most courageous couple i've ever met
in my and he just starts sweet talking the it's brilliant it's hilarious i was dying mate his attitude changes immediately so did you listen
to any were there any like good podcasts or stuff you listen to over the weekend uh there was the
i think i told you about the the tim dylan i don't think we've had a space since the no we haven't i
haven't seen this since friday i i could say last night the dude can't well he didn't cancel but he you know
he let us know 10 minutes before that he was having problems and he was busy and he was running
behind and then blah blah blah so okay you know yeah apparently he's a really nice guy so we'll
give him the benefit of the doubt right yeah yeah um yeah tim dylan and uh a and Alex Jones did a podcast which was really
Alex Jones he's actually like
wait a minute shut up Tim Dillon and Alex Jones
wait a minute was Alex Jones on
he was like more he seemed more
buttoned up than you know on the Alex Jones
show but holy there was some stuff
they were talking about which i was kind of confused by like he had mentioned that robert
maxwell was a massad agent as well as kgb as well as oh yeah he was working for working for them all
so he was also working for the friends how the does that work like being
i get unless you're a spy i guess that's maybe robert maxwell robert maxwell was working for
five intelligence agencies but his handlers and pay masters was mossad and that's how good mossad
is is that they could integrate them into the french secret service mi6 the cia
like who's the beneficiary of getting maxwell who's jewish by the way by descent right by default yeah
so like who would benefit the most from like mossad weren't losing out mossad were able to
fucking tell him to say anything or get any information from him that wanted, right?
It was very interesting because they talked about, I mean, you know,
Alex Jones has been a pretty staunch supporter of Trump,
but he was like, he's not bad-mouthing Trump, and he explicitly was like,
I'm not trying to badmouthmouth Trump I'm just trying to
pursue the truth you know if you want related to Alex Jones you probably have seen his pursuit of
truth can look a little bit different than some other people's but um but he was actually it was
actually pretty well put together and he was saying like trump is
got an issue right now with uh communications um as like there there are certain things that
they're doing well and they should you know continue to focus on those but uh this jeffrey
epstein thing is a big well there are questions there are questions hanging over Susie
Wiles right so there's pretty much I mean we know that like Stephen Miller is you know kind of like
pure Zionist right but he's a good guy there are big question marks hanging over Susie Wiles it was
that from cheaper stuff okay this is when laura loomer was going mad about
who's doing all the vetting you know laura loom has been on this like it crew see it to find all
the anti-trumpers that's still like working in the trump admin and she keeps coming up with
them every like other week and that and then laura loom is going after like suzy wilds a little bit so there are question marks i didn't want to go
uh i know mike baker did another interview with rogan um which is somewhat interesting
well i was gonna go down this route so before you tell me about the mike baker one because i'm gonna
have to catch up on that because i do like mike a lot the xcia dude yeah he's really good him
catch up on that because i do like mike a lot the xcia dude yeah he's really good him so do you know
just because you mentioned about alex jones and tim dylan uh have you seen or have you watched
the original uh podcast that rogan did uh one of the very first when he moved down to austin
and he had uh tim dylan and alex jones on together in the studio or not bro it's one of the
best no oh dude i'll have to go and look for that dude it must be like two end of 2000 beginning of
2001 i'll have to go on fire mate it's amazing so like within the first few minutes alex jones
starts going on about benjamin franklin
and the calling him out and then jamie pulls it up and it's all true and they're like alex jones
is always right like like me the tim tim dylan is just like feeding alex jones's ego and rogan
just trying to like keep the cut oh mate it's amazing it's really this is like when i first
really got into tim dylan was our podcast probably like early 21 i think he's i mean
i think even if you don't like his stand-up like there are people that i think do a really good
job with podcasting that they're stand there they are stand-up comedians but i don't say like their
style of stand-up uh as much i think tim say like their style of stand-up uh as much
i think tim dylan's a great stand-up comedian but i think he's rogan shit rogan shit like rogan
yeah i do i've never liked rogan's stand-up i don't even remember how i got in i think i saw
the interview with neil degrasse tyson he's probably the first one I saw his first interview with Neil deGrasse Tyson and Rogan got lucky and was hanging out at the right time with the right
people in LA right so there's this whole you know there's this whole like conspiracy thing about
Rogan like promoting like his mates like Ari I mean Shane Gillis is obviously a real comedian
he's really it's like a phenomenal
friend to be able to you know like someone who's really good at promoting trying to help promote
other people um but you know you know some of the biggest comedians in the world have turned
Rogan I mean they're all running to Rogan now but back in the day like four five three four
five years ago there was a lot of comedians were turning them down because they felt he was just like purely biased towards like his little group of friends
and he like promote so brendan uh what's his name again uh the x-u-s-p
brendan chubb uh yeah yeah yeah i mean he should never have been a stand-up comedian in his life
but it's not funny i don't think it's funny either
no tom is tom tom is tom yes i think tom segura is very funny um he was one of my he was one of
the first stand-up comedians i like listened to a full album of i'm trying to think who was like
shit talking rogan about this about this And the whole conspiracy thing
Think about people with the biggest podcasts
I don't think Bobby Lee's stand-up
But I think Bobby is phenomenal Lee's stand-up is funny, but I think Bobby
is phenomenal on the podcast.
Bobby's brilliant on a podcast.
Andrew's funnier than Bobby, right?
because I've got that little Filipino girl
who's just not funny at all, but they're pretending to laugh at her.
Yeah, that's like the cousin of uh the bobby's ex-girlfriend
and uh thingy cummings and all she's another one babe aunt's here it's uh what's she called uh
your woman are you talking about the other girl that is on there thinking no no no not on bobby
and them they should just the podcast on one thingy cummings man
whitney cummings yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like she's not like like an art an atypical
uh or sorry a typical uh like stand-up like these people are not natural professional style when you're watching natural professional stand-up, whether it's Jimmy Carr, whoever,
they really are gold dust.
I've never really laughed at Rogan ever.
He's never really made me laugh.
Well, I would potentially say the same thing about Joey Diaz,
where I don't think he really does stand-up comedy,
where he just tells funny stories in a very overly exaggerated way.
Whereas, like, you're laughing at...
That's what a stand-up comedian is, though, that can tell a funny story.
I guess it's a different type of comedy, like, very story-based, not joke-based.
But, you know, you add...
You mean anecdotal? Yeah. So Joey Diaz is really anecdotal you mean anecdotal yeah so joy diaz
is really anecdotal isn't he yeah but when you hear people uh trying to think of who's
someone who's like really fucking solid at just like you know when you hear people you
know when you hear people talk about joy diaz they can't stop telling you how funny a natural
person he is in real life like there's good people who like chill sunning and that when he talks about me i would love to hang out with him
love to hang out with him mate he did a classic uh so i've told you to read before i've told you
to read the corporation by tj english now about the uh cuban bolito gang and all that that we're in with like the mafia back in
the day of the next cuban like refugees uh joy dallas worked with tj english on that book and
he did like all of the get in the hood translation with the old cuban guys and that like joy diaz and
tj english worked really close on the book the corporation and they did they did an amazing podcast uh with uh
with rogan so there's the two of them and it's a really really good podcast i don't know if you've
read the west east before by tj english have you read that or not now do you i i'm almost to the point where I don't, because he's so big now,
I don't even like referencing Joe Rogan's podcast
because I'm not even particularly a fan of the way he asks questions.
I like that he's more inquisitive and curious than the average person,
but for me, I'm interested in primarily scientists
that he brings on those shows i have a scientific background and so uh there are things that you
know i wish he would do better um i think with comedy folks i think i think what you've got not
hear me out here i think what you're getting at right is that on one hand we've seen rogan expose
people and expose their shortcomings right like he did was a bird right but wait on the other hand
who's the guy the uh the the medical guy for cnn is it oh he butchered him i the uh the indian dude
yeah it's not i'm wanting to say sandra gupta i don't know if that's
his name i i i i had that's him that's him that's him he but he butchered his soul rogan but wait a
minute rogan that was personal but for rogan that was personal because cnn altered all the picture
of them with the filters and everything so for rogan what you're talking about there was uh
them with the filters and everything so for rogan what you're talking about there was uh
work up there was personal now listen when he had uh jack dorsey and uh what's her name again she was
like head of like legal compliance at twitter back in the day he had to bring tim pool on
to bring tim pool on to be able to do the job that tim pool did on jack dorsey and vivaya uh
vivaya gashi or whatever our name is right that you know what i'm talking about the
being woman that were the head of compliance yeah twitter yep the head of legal and compliance yeah
he had to bring on he does the best job uh interview who do you think like what type of
person or like what industry do you think he does the best job MMA fighters okay that's fair
by a million miles oh when he when he had Elliot on when he had I really I mean I love the UFC
stuff he done I was first I first got into Rogan for the ufc stuff that early i mean when he had
done money uh dan i can't remember his name uh i can never pronounce it no no no the referee
whatever his name is he had big john mccarthy i think rogan's first interview with uh big john
mccarthy was when like i really got into rogan uh he did amazing with uh osterholm michael
osterholm when the kovit you know the guy that rode biohazard he predicted like the the corvid
outbreak in 2017 michael osterholm that was amazing see rogan does a good
job the graham hancock stuff as well really really good right that was really good yeah graham hancock
and then i don't know if you ever read the book the immortality key when graham hancock and brian
murder rescue were on talking about the immortality cues uh wait a minute he did what was the two guys he did
together though when he did uh graham hancock and carlson it's his second name again you know what
i'm talking about the other dude who's singing carlson god i'm no i'm gonna have to remember
i'll go and find it no carlston something his name is yeah i'm thinking charleston white but
anyways listen he's rogan i'm just gonna say this he's done really well at exposing people like what
he did with zuckerberg when zuckerberg decided to talk about like hunting and then he's like like
dude you don't hunt with an arrow i can tell you lying like and you're lying in front of
the world right that was really good but then also on the other hand like he rogan's been exposed
like on a number of like occasions as well like i mean did you see the candace uh was it candace
owns when they did the climate uh fraud debate or not any i didn't like that moment very much
no so i know he's had a variety of people on relating to climate change
well candace horns was trying to call out i mean i get what rogan's doing at the time
she was trying to call out the climate change thing as being a scam but
then like every time she opened her mouth rogan was like well give me an example like
like give me like like and you know what people always haven't got like exact examples of
everything i mean if you're gonna get on a show like rogan you should know your if
you're gonna bring up something like that but like i feel like he's tried to expose
certain people at times and he's failed miserably
he's exposed people that part yeah but he's done really well he's done really really well
sometimes like you say the guy from cnn politicians um i think he does a pretty good job
interviewing politicians as well yeah i didn't like the bernie uh i mean bernie was on recently
again is that the second time bernie's a lot of people bernie's been on probably like four or
five times now has he yeah yeah he's been on a handful of times i remember bernie's first one
i mean rogan was all over him way too much way way too much like like giving bernie so much like
that's what i mean like he's selective of who he gives like like a rope to do you know what i mean
he's like selective of who gets the run up and who gets air time and like do you know he had he definitely had to give trump you know a similar oh dude that was amazing
man the trump one was amazing because trump just nailed it on the line like trump nailed that
and then yeah then you have the difference between like fio bonds interview with trump
and uh rogan's interview with trump so okay i mentioned i mentioned tim pool earlier so right
do you know about our first name i'll remember i've got a first ever via is a first name i'll
try and get a second name it begins with g she was the ex-compliance officer the ex-legal officer at
twitter so i didn't even know if you know the whole story about like how tim poole essentially
became famous because he he wasn't really like mega big or giga big at the time he'd done a few
things he did the occupy wall street where he first started then he did the uh the riots in
not st louis the other place uh that town where they had the the riots you know the race riots uh
i'll remember that name in a minute now i'll forget names but he had jack dorsey on and he
had him on alone and it was just joe and jack dolcey and joe was way under equipped to really
like debate jack and go after jack properly and Tim Pool contacted him and said
like bro you've done a real disservice here and then like Joe got back to him and was like what
do you mean blah blah blah and he started talking to him and he says right if I can get him back on
will you come and debate him and then when Jack found out he was gonna have to go and debate tim poole on the joe
rogan show he's like no i'm bringing vivaya with me and then tim poole literally he's done that a
few times yeah where he's like he does uh like terrence howard and uh eric weinstein he's done
yeah that was great that one i mean parents Howard and uh the British
i think he's a British dude um they were talking about you know this
this was right around the time Elon hit the the nazi salute um and they were discussing like
through some of these podcasts and shit
he's done that a few times
he's like, he does something, it's not up to snuff
for the majority of people who know a lot about that
it's like, alright, alright
was it Eric Wine's Diney had
Was it Eric or was it Brett?
I'll listen to any podcast that Joe and Eric do.
I think that, I mean, I like their relationship
and the way that Eric talks whenever he's with them.
But I've also listened to uh the portal podcast that eric does
um where he's talked to he's talked about many other topics and he's just
fucking intelligent dude really wasn't it was it i always forget which one it was who got
canceled at the university it was eric who got canceled no that was brett was that brett all right brett
what was the university called again oh it was up in washington i believe it's got the one name
ah yeah yeah yeah it's got the one name it's a get radical leftist marxist bunch of
cunts again like uh white people weren't allowed to go to or weren't supposed to go to
the university that day he's like what the fuck yeah i have to teach it's not how it is it it's not
how it no no no no no no let's see something like like I'm thinking I've
got water in me head something would like greenwood or something see it's like one word university something evergreen is that it evergreen yeah
yep yep i knew it was one word i knew it was a one word for the news there from 2002 to 2017
when he resigned oh dude it was height this was the height of like the push towards like a dei and like was when blm
started really getting power and there was this whole movement like that i mean that was years
in advance of george boyd and covid but that was like equal like the council looking at brett
weinstein's uh wikipedia page and after it talks about the evergreen incidents
which brought him to national attention,
it says, like his brother, Eric Weinstein,
he was named as a member of the intellectual dark web
in a 2018 New York Times essay.
He was being criticized for making false statements
about COVID-19 treatments and vaccines
and spreading misinformation about HIV.
Did you watch all the beginning of the intellectual dark web or not?
That was my first time to hear that.
One of the more embarrassing things is that they actually brought Rogan into the fold, didn't they?
So it was Michael Knowles, wasn't it?
Go and look at the original members of the intellectual dark web.
Is it a formal organization?
No, it's just a group of guys that got together and smoked cigars and drunk whiskey.
So Michael, I don't think Walsh was in there, but Michael Knowles was in there.
Brett Weinstein was in there.
The other dude from the Daily Wire, Andrew Singys was in there brett weinstein was in there the other dude from the
daily wire uh andrew singey was in there as well uh rogan was there like i remember the early early
days of the intellectual dark web like that was when the daily wire started becoming like quite
prominent right uh bright bart wasn't there because he was dead by then right
yeah i first started seeing the daily wire probably like 21 2021 2022 somewhere around there
i don't know what time flies though yeah i wonder how much breitbart's turned in his grave over the path that that took now
i didn't even know like why michael knolls and walsh is still hanging around that place like
pretty much everybody should just leave the daily wire at this point like
is jeremy still the CEO or no is he still running the daily wire jeremy i have no idea um
if you've ever seen a dude with a fucking napoleon complex in your life it's that little rat
mate we didn't make because baby oh did you have you been following up on the b-band crack of last week or not no about macron suing candace oh yes yeah
yeah yep oh yeah um it was interesting tim dylan you know he did that emergency podcast with uh
alex jones like midweek and then he does his normal podcast on saturday and he was telling uh
he was basically saying that um brigitte mccrone should
just go on rogan and you know show the clit like show everyone if you want to prove it
joan rogan so it to him get some commentary from him and then that'll that'll basically settle the
score you know well you know why candace wants like this to go through is because she wants to get to the discovery stage, right?
So when it gets to the discovery stage, like your woman's probably gonna have to like supply like fucking digging here like
It's such a weird thing to
She's got a cock. P-E-P-E-N-I-S.
Hey, man, how many world leaders?
Have you not seen fucking Olaf Schultz? It's interesting that they can sue her for this.
Like, they're not American citizens.
The hired lawyers in Delaware.
The hired lawyers in Delaware.
I can sue you, you know know if i want to interesting but you know you've got like american lawyers like defending
american companies against offcom in the uk the office of communications of course the people
that's doing all this like bad uh i've actually just followed one of the dudes today uh let me go
and grab his name he's the one he's offering to do pro bono work and everything.
But you can sue people in other countries really easily.
Like, literally, you've just gone higher.
It's called Preston Br B Y R where is it B Y oh wait a minute me
glasses are fuck B Y or any burn is a burn it is burning isn't it second name B Y or any burn
Preston burn Robo I'm gonna have to hop off here in just a few minutes
so we've been wild hasn't it nice it's been wild i do
two two spaces this week right yes mate yeah i'll be doing a normal
we only did a recorded one today because i just want to laugh at starma being embarrassed on the world stage by trump and trump pulling master cards and the uk right now
is buzzing about trump every decent person i know is like we're so happy trump did that the
starma the horrible rat like that even me dad me dad never dms me and me dad dm me today and said i've watched that oh my good lord
that's how crazy it is like my dad's never dm me in like five years or something he just
talks about me a moment i'm daughter and even my dad was like laughing his head off like i
kind of believe it so mate i we are uh we've got a recorded one on thursday and then we've got a recorded uh interview on friday with
mag uh but we have a pretty cool project like coming in uh which are people want to go and
research is uh lunco.f l-u-n-c-o.f obviously and they're kind of doing a D site set up around space exploration,
So they are Thursday at a 10 AM EST.
I think it is a 10 AM EST.
And then we've got mag from cosmos.
that should be interesting.
Foxy stay out the comments son
just like wait when mag's gone before friday friday i 9 30 am est magdon okay nice i got a
whole lot of shit going on on friday i get my stitches out on friday uh i got some big meetings
going on it's uh gonna be a gonna be a good day but bro can i just say
though you didn't have to be like you can take your stitches out yourself and i've done it like
twice before like you can take your stitches out yourself i'm sure i could uh luckily well my mom
is a nurse and she offered to do it i was like it i was gonna say i took it out my knee myself like and it's all right like
it's not bad at all like it's you'd be surprised how easy stitches go it's probably just uh feels
a little weird um like i've had many stitches taken out before it's been a while but i know it
feels a little weird because you're pulling something out of your body uh but it doesn't
from my memory it doesn't hurt uh oh no doesn't it all like i did mine i did mine
when i was tripping because i was in my knee and i couldn't walk and i was off my face right and
everybody was like oh we've gone to the all night garage and i was just like i'm coming and they're
like you can't and i was like wait watch and then me entire kneecap i just took all the stitches out
and they're just they're literally just slotted out like snip like it's mad how easy they'll come out your skin and then dude there was no bleeding
there was no nothing afterwards like i just left the bandage on two days later it was all off and
i was gucci like but yes we have two good interviews i wish we'd had last night andrew hemingway from
the dc alliance but you know happens we don DCI Alliance. But, you know, shit happens.
We don't lose many interviews.
Or, like, you know, people don't cancel many times.
And your man did have problems.
But I'm glad you reminded me, mate.
We'll get the audience in.
Anybody listening on the read there Thursday.
Make sure you tune in Thursday and Friday.
Take it easy, red eye, mate.
Cheers for being a good co.
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