Thank you. Good morning, Rock FM. good morning and it is a beautiful morning for you people waking up there over on the
east coast of america it is august the 22nd uh 2005 this is your host your host with the most robber packing bulging i'm packed i'm ready i'm
game put on your boots we're taking you back to your roots the place of your birth come down to
planet earth we're not living in the fucking walk world anymore but uh let's get the room let's get
some people in let's get the room going oh here we go we've got fairy king in uh but i'm bringing some
hopefully bringing some uh exclusive co-hosts in today we'll see we'll see depending on
b-bans and depending on uh red eye when he gets his pink eye bear out of bed we're
gonna find out what's happening but we're gonna launch the great
debate because there's so much shit happening and actually we're at this mad inflection point
the uk is descending into more and more chaos at the same time as america seems to be getting like
ironed out and the divergence of paths is uh quite something to behold right now.
So let me get this out, guys.
Hope everybody's all right.
I'll tell you what, though.
well we actually came up with an idea for this one the great debate because we've had two big debates
Well, we actually came up with an idea for this one, the great debate.
this week where i've gone like not head to head with americans but i've tried to be the voice of
reason so we had five on it the other day uh gone mental about the immigration i'm guessing you know
someone who got caught up in the foot and bust like we'll see we'll see i don't know hopefully
we can get them on tonight and get it out on tape uh why he felt so passionate about why ice are like evil why the constitution's
being there trampled upon blah blah blah that'll be interesting and then we had flan on uh not last
night the night before going mental absolutely mental about uh trump putting some people on the streets of DC.
Now, I'm not sure about you lot, but we've got something in London.
We all know Trump hates Sadiq Khan, the mayor of London.
He fucking hates him, right?
Didn't even call him by his name when he met Starmer.
He just basically fucking said, are you mayor?
Like, would you visit London?
Like, Trump went after him.
He's a horrible, nasty man.
We've got the Notting Hill Carnival coming up.
Now, Trump's, you know, I tweeted out earlier
about the tale of two cities.
Trump's cleaning up DC, and I've figured out
there's a couple of reasons for this.
This is where I'm going with this conspiracy theory there's uh trump's clearing up dc right
he's getting rid of it all getting rid of the graffiti the tents the homeless the
the no grass in the parks right he's cleaning up days like i saw him yesterday he met all the cops
and everything yesterday you know he went out and bought them like burgers and pizzas like a man of
the people like he is but he was like you know we're gonna make this like the
most beautiful place ask yourself why now he took over as president on the 20th of january this year
he's had eight months to get into dc why hasn't he because he's always playing 60hs and he's
picking his moment and i think he's picking his moment.
And I think he's picking his moment for a reason.
One of them is it being a national restaurant week.
So you're going to see crazy numbers on that, right?
The restaurant fucking business in DC has been on the decline for so long now.
People don't want to go out.
It's national restaurant week coming up this week it also happens to coincide with the notting hill carnival which for anybody who knows anything
about the not nil carnival there'll be at least like three stabbins four fucking deaths or whatever
like like someone got stamped at death last year some woman got hacked up with a zombie knife
been listening to the cops and the ex-cops talking about what's going on in the metropolitain place
in london about policing this not in the hill carnell carnival and they are shitting themselves
they're already worried in england about the mass casualty event which by all the chatter on the
airwaves is like pretty much almost guaranteed
right now it's like everybody online is talking about this mass mass casualty event at schools
and that have been sending letters out to the kids and the parents about like what to do if
like there's get a mass casualty event in any of the schools and it's like it's getting dark guys it's getting dark as folk right but i do want to see it like i had a i had
a decent debate with uh uh five on it the other day it's really cool uh but you know when you
throw facts at some people uh some people fold i mean for instance uh flan not acknowledging that the Marines are a separate uh
entity uh or a separate branch I should say of the US military and he was just like no no no and I'm
like dude what you're talking about like there are six you realize there are six branches of
the military like you do know there's the army the navy the air force then there's the Marines
then the Space Force and there's the Coast the navy the air force then there's the marines then the space
force and there's the coast guard there are six branches i was like dude i've watched the whole
like john paul john paul jones like the whole beginning like i've watched the whole documentary
the whole beginning of the u.s navy like how come i'm me pikey pleb from fucking northeast uk how
come i know more about your country like than what you do right now i was like
that's a bit like dodgy like like you're telling me that the marines are not like a separate branch
yes they share some budgetary constraints and some administrative oversight but they're a separate
branch it's like trying to say the army's part of the air force or like the navy's part of the army no dude
the marines are their own separate entity they were actually created in uh 1878 i think it was
in november uh one was created in october one was created in november there wasn't even a month
difference between the and the uh the posse uh committus law of 1878 actually specifies like the marines
like individually like compared to like any other branches about like how they're going to operate on
uh us i was like so people if you're gonna come debate, just saying you need to bring your facts.
Look, I appreciate your emotions, but your emotions don't tell the truth.
You can kick off all you want and be disgusting.
I'll try to listen to you.
I'll try to vibe with you on everything.
All I'm saying is, don't deny reality.
Don't deny, like deny like basic fucking facts because that's all i was trying to bring this week like the the garcia thing the kilmore garcia thing i was trying
to bring the facts and your man didn't want to listen i get it though i get like i'm not american
so i've got no emotion in the game have i like i've got friends there obviously
but that doesn't create like emotion within me i want my friends to be okay yeah but i'm not
vested in it like i'm vested in the uk which is the reason for the debate how the fuck did this
title change what the fuck is that you who did this it's b-bans rugging me i'm gonna find out
about this if b-bans is rugging me i I'm going to find out about this. If B-Bands is rugging me, I'm going to kill her.
She knows I had the flags in the debate.
I have changed the title.
Got the St George's Cross.
Got the fucking Star Spangled Banner.
I've been a fucking Star Spangled Banner a few times in my life. And we've got the Union george's cross got the star spangled banner i've been a star spangled banner a few times in my life and we've got the union jack eye and uh that's what we meant we're meant to have
like hey wait i can't eat what the i can't even do like that what oh bro it's not even letting me
do this man this is mad dislike what the fuck oh here we'll go
not even let me change the title look at it what's it doing what let me stick this tablet on
yeah see if i can change the title back of the flags fairy king i don't know where everybody is mate we're supposed to be getting them in look at that i've got two thingies left and it not even what i've got two things left in
the title and it'll not even let me click done pleb cunt
fucking hate twitter me sometimes there you go not even let me put the fucking flags in
let me have another go i wonder if elon's blocking shit or something no look at that
fucking when i made the space i was able to put the flags in the fucking debate title
anyway fuck it i don't care let's delete the flags not that you can delete the flags in the uk though right
anybody seen what's happening up it's hashtag for people who don't know
hashtag operation raise the colors that's hashtag operation raise the colors i might as well put some
stuff in the nest oh fair king while i wait for the crew to come along i think everyone's rugged
me because i was like the great debate and so they're like ah we'll just bump them off like we'll not even come
in i can only see you like fairy king i donnie you in the room can you see anybody else fairy
kings up thumbs down can you see anyone else in the room now sloth americans man they're all
eating fast food on that gives a minute mate I'll jump because Twitter's been rubbing recently
let me jump out and back in in case anyone else comes in
I'm back and I'm still fucking getting rubbed by me me too said we'll be there
we'll be there fucking fuck off your bullshitting cunts huh bullshitters
fucking tell a mate to spin up a fucking space bang on the money and then they're gonna come in
we'll fucking see they've been having too many fucking bangers lately haven't they
anyway where was i right operation raise the flags so uh this is an interesting oh she's here queen
b let's get the mics out here we go i've got some back up now haven't i i've fucking freestyled for
like 14 minutes and then your woman comes in as back up like baby and she got me freestyling
fucking 14 minutes solid wait where's she gone oh then it's telling me people's getting rogued again man can they
not do an apple update yeah she's back
you grabbing the co-host bitch or biatch grabbing that mother fucking co-host
bitch oh she's trying to come in right oh she'll have to update that app it's getting robed
see what i mean fairy kings on the cambodian internet which is like the same loop as the
thai internet so we haven't got problems it's the yanks i might have known yeah
let me let me just tell it to update that app ah we're getting screwed man aren't we
let me let me just tell her to update that app
huh first of all i'm freestyling for 15 minutes you know what i mean and then when your woman
does come when i have got some back up when we have got some to talk about
she fucking rogues me uh i did oh we've got soy in oh sorry lads some people's having some problems like
if you want to grab a mic mate we're about to have the the big debate so we're welcoming like
loads of opinions on loads of like there's loads of about to go down wait so he's out as well
are we getting rugged or what hell man this space freddy king thumbs up can you hear me
tell me you can hear me for f**k's sake why are we getting rogued people not updating that or what
people not updating that but what i don't know what your uh comment is like
yeah it is what it is parent company subsidiaries what was that washington dc in london was it
i don't know what that's in reference to you might have to explain a little bit further
read we're getting dms people can't fucking join fuck's fucking sir what the fuck is
this shit I don't know whether the switch devices I mean me fucking apps
up that did this a look let me just check me up so that did I'm sure I
updated like Twitter that they're like in advance of this fucking space let me have a look oh there's an update oh right okay i'm updating now when the
update kicks in it's probably gonna kick me out so like hold the fort hold the fort right we'll
be in in a second when i've just updated it again they've just dropped another update man
that like you can join I'll send your call oh he's gone he's gone people update your app will yous they would go
i've got to tell them to update their app man
hell man this is so bad it's like people getting booted out left right and center
this is so bad it's like people getting booted out left right and center
hmm fucking red eyes just being booted out b bands being booted out other people can't access
so i can't get in jesus christ what a car crash do you know what's gonna happen
like i've been freestyling for 15 minutes and then i'm gonna have to end this and start another one just
to get the cunt working twitter man i hate twitter again oh they were cool
twitter spaces has been all week man we've had nothing but fucking problems again all fucking week now.
B-Bands, did you update, darling?
Let's just give you the speaker at first.
Let's see if we can just get you on the speaker,
then we'll get you on the call, darling.
I'm so stressed right now.
Are you in? Yeah, I forgot that i had a new cell phone i'm still waiting for my phone number to transfer so i just grabbed my new cell phone
can you guys hear me good what kind of i so you're acting like a pleb you mean
you're acting like a retarded tech pleb um i don't like your tone right now robo
i've just had i've just had like fucking 800 grams of meat that's why i'm like chomping at the bit
can you tell like i've just boosted myself like oh my god i feel like a fat fucking pig right now
like do you know if I was a woman,
I'd be like, I'm not leaving the house for three days.
You know that woman attitude you've got about being fat?
Well, I mean, I just make sure that I don't get fat, that's all.
I've always wondered, you know,
like how fat girls actually do feel, like inside.
Like, do they look at skinny girls and they're like, you fucking
skinny. First of all, we're on record
right now. You're being really gross right now.
not. I'm not. I mean, look, I'm
not talking about them motherfuckers of
I'm just wondering if, like,
fat bitches look at skinny bitches.
Red Eye. Hopefully he's updated his app
and he's not a fucking techno pleb like you.
I've always wondered though
wondered though. So you've seen the Chris Rock
sketch though when he talks about like tall
guys can't like talk shit about short
guys but short guys can talk shit about
tall guys. you're tall ass
like yeah like believe me my uh my father-in-law is only five uh my father-in-law is only five two
so like yeah he's just a tiny little super guy um
do fat women Do fat women right
Talk shit about skinny women or not
I mean most of my friends are
They don't talk shit about people
They're not going gonna waste the calories
on that the what we say what they're not gonna waste the calories on that yeah no so i i've never
you know they've never said anything i mean like we're just like technically like you know how
those you have your friends and then they're the kind of people that like they talk shit
and it's like funny but it's about other people i know it sounds fucked up but like someone would
come in i'll be like oh my god she cannot hear because she's screaming for her drink like she's
deaf you know what i mean so like we hit give it where my drink guys so it's like it's like it's like an unwritten rule though right so like uh rich people can't
laugh at poor people but poor people can take the piss out of rich people right like tall people
can't laugh at short people but short people can take the piss out of like tall people right
so i i have heard okay so there were a couple instances where like people would talk shit about people being skinny or whatever but it's not like talking shit it's
almost making me feel like okay let's say you're skinny right and then somebody who's uh pretty
thick comes up to you that you know and they're they're making mention about you know how how
skinny you look right and you feel uncomfortable because you know this person's never going to be as
thin as you so you're uncomfortable because they're sitting there and they're
talking about your body and how good you look and you can't lie to them and tell them they
look good too so you just have to accept the compliment and it's very uncomfortable
end of story that's all i gotta say oh you lost weight. If they say that to me,
I wish, I wish they wouldn't.
Probably shouldn't even say,
make comments to anybody.
Like if a girl with small tits
goes up to a girl with big tits
look at how amazing those look.
It's hard to, for the girl with big tits to turn back around
Or she can be like, thank you.
Why are you crying so much, Queenie?
What were you crying so much about?
I've fucking triggered some fucking people this week haven't i
oh the spaces are being spicy this week fucking me and five on it we enter it the other day and
then fucking flan oh i don't know what i said the flan but he got so angry oh he was so angry oh my
goodness really i must have had i think i left right as Florin and you were kicking off.
I literally didn't hear any of the debate or topic.
I don't know what you did.
Dude, so, okay, so it was about Trump trump cleaning up washington dc right and so you
missed i've been freestyling for like the best part of 20 minutes before you two's come in right
if you go back on the replay you'll hear me proper freestyling i've i've got this you know charles
dickens uh a tale of two cities right yeah london and paris yeah the book right it's one of my favorite
books by the way it's i mean i love the pickwick papers but i grew up on dickens and he's the
master of the complex sentence like dickens is a good uh literary hero of mine by the way right
and a tale of two cities is very very poignant right you know it's better to have loved and
lost than never to have loved at all when he switched places and that let's get it's quite an emotional read right and at the minute i'm just getting this
vibe because i talked about why washington why now like why didn't he not do this on the 21st
of january 2025 straight after inauguration why did right i kind of i'm getting some vibes
so first of all i thought about the
fact that it's uh national restaurant week uh next week and then dc normally like would shine
in this kind of category you know because all the restaurants are there and people have just been
too scared to go out for dinner after dark right and so like this is one of the reasons why now
but also i think this is what i think and obviously the very different
cities uh geographical etc etc london i think is about to have a massive nightmare i think london's
about to really really be in a whole world of pain because it's the notting hill carnival and i think
there's going to be just master i mean they're talking about mass casualty events but i think
there's going to be so much trouble there'll they're talking about mass casualty events But I think there's going to be so much trouble
There'll be at least probably three or four fucking people
At the Notting Hill Carnival
And so like I think the fact that
And he's like looking over the fucking
Atlantic right at his fucking
Cousins and he's saying look what we can do
look at the all that you're living in i think there's more to what trump's doing than meets
the eyes you know i always think he's playing six hs and uh did you see you went out yesterday
so you saw jd vance uh uh steven miller and to just just up your life you basically you're is it happy with the
or the what is the hundred and fifty or b bands is he breaking up the fuck is he breaking up for
you or not he's breaking up for me yeah he's breaking up okay okay I thought it was me yeah you metal Mickey red-eye about about now you better you better okay just throwing some do you
think the celebration we've got for Joe fourth will come it up on 250 I think
oh of course that's of course that's in the back of his mind of course
yeah yeah of course the the 2026 yeah the 1776 yeah yeah oh 100 if he's gonna put a ufc fight
on the white house lawn like you need to dude the thing is man i've been doing like i've been
following loads of these independent reporters, right, going around DC.
And, you know, they're actually interviewing the people who like live there and the people in the hoods and that.
And they're talking about like Union Station and how fucking bad it was and like how beautiful it all is now.
Like, people just want to hate on Trump.
Why should anybody hate on someone who wants to make something that
was really unsafe safe when like he's got a point like when you talk about the roads from the airport
like into the you know when these leaders like fly into the airport yeah and then they'll come
in in the roads and all these potholes and this and that and the grass has all died because it's got no sprinkler systems and like i i don't
know why people are hating on trump for wanting to make washington dc one of the like you saw when
he went to saudi arabia you saw when he went to qatar you saw when he went to the united arab
emirates right how amazing how beautiful like all of the flags and the you know the horse riders that guarded him in and
the uea and all like like he's gone to these places and he's like hell look what they've got
and then he comes home and he looks at like your monuments and he's like graffiti all over and
homeless encampments all over it it's ridiculous like that what they've actually done the amount
of gun like in 11 days or whatever it is 11 12 days the amount of what they've actually done the amount of gun like in 11 days
or whatever it is 11 12 days the amount of guns they've taken off the streets uh the amount of
arrests they've been averaging about like 40 on arrests per day which is way exceeded like what
was actually happening pre-trump's move on the capital i don't know i just saw i just saw uh
move on the capital I don't know I just saw I just saw uh Pete Hegser uh JD Vance and
Stephen Miller go out to Union Station the other day even though they were getting heckled
they were absolutely like it's right now with the Trump administration it is zero
given I if you're pro-crime pro-criminal pro-illegal alien you're just looking worse by the day he's like making these
people look horrendous like as if they've got the worst takes on planet earth who's putting
food in the group chat is our bands what's that oh hey you guys want to see my meat
then then some stingray flaps you've got going on there darling yeah they got some stingray flaps you've got going on there, darling.
They've got some stingray flaps.
A little extra spice in there for you guys.
That's going to be delicious.
I'm making piste a la criolla,
which is just a boiled steak and um like a
olgada in like a browning sauce you can boil it it's a middle sauce it looks a bit like
that store it looks a bit like pesto that oh that's just the seasoning yeah that's the seasoning
part it's actually green onion cilantro and like oil and garlic or something i was just checking it wasn't mold I was just checking it wasn't mold.
I was just checking it wasn't mold.
That's how I know my meat's good.
It's got a little mold on.
Part of the aging process, I age it.
I'll show you guys the finish.
London's the capital of England, right? The whole all UK do they convert the capital
dude dude wait a minute B bands is living this because you sound like shit for once
and she's perfect like it's hilarious is that kind of new I you gotta put an iPhone up in um ah you got a fucking iphone haven't you did you update your app red ii because they've just
dropped another mate that's been updated so quick recently right he's coming in and
i just i think there's an issue with this like it's just me
i hate it when you get a buggy space, you know why?
Cause Cam just jumped in and left there.
So he came in earlier, left.
I didn't even know if we should just like rock this one in
So we down for that part two.
I think we should do one more
because everyone's popping up. there's something going on.
Because when I come in, it kept kicking me out.
And suddenly, the space had ended.
I'll tell you what, I'm gonna, I'll end it
and we'll fire straight back open.
I hope everything is fixed, okay?
Let's have a go because I'm fucking,
I'm gonna lose my mind here.