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Reality Check: Are we back?
Recorded: Jan. 5, 2026 Duration: 1:16:31Space Recording
Short Summary
In a lively discussion, crypto enthusiasts explored significant developments including a major token launch for Ranger Finance, impressive Bitcoin ETF inflows, and a resurgence in NFT trading volumes. Additionally, Polymarket's strategic partnership with Pendle and Infinex's fundraising adjustments were key highlights, reflecting the dynamic nature of the crypto landscape.
Full Transcription
Thank you. Thank you. I'm gonna fight them all
I said the nation army couldn't hold me back.
They're going to rip it off.
Taking their time right behind my back.
And I'm talking to myself all night because I can't forget.
Back and forth through my mind behind a cigarette. Okay. Music Don't want to hear about it
Every single one's got a story to tell
Everyone knows about it
From the Queen of England to the Hounds of hell and if I catch it coming back my way I'm gonna serve it to you
and that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do
and I'm feeling coming from the door, it's got to fly down home I'm going to go ahead and put it in the middle of the bag.
I'm going to go ahead and put it in the bag.
I'm going to go ahead and put it in the bag.
I'm going to Wichita
Far from this opera forevermore
I'm going gonna work the straw, make the sweat drip out of
every pore.
And I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding right before the Lord.
All the words are gonna bleed from me And I will think no more
In the sky
Let's get it
Let's get it
Let's get it All right, all right.
GM, GM, and GM, everyone.
Kenny, I sent you an invite, bro.
I know Kyle's busy as fuck at work getting Kenny up here.
But anyways, GM, everyone, welcome into Reality Check.
Happy Monday, everyone.
Glad to be back.
We are back at it.
Like I said, Kyle's busy as fuck.
I know he's hoping to kind of free up here and there.
Yeah, hola.
I'm here in spirit, but I'm also fucked in real life.
Sucks having a job.
Yeah, well, you know. Do better,
bro. That's all I can tell you. Do better.
But anyways,
yeah, GM, welcome in.
Live on X. Live
on Abstract as normal.
So make sure you get in,
get over, view
wherever you want to view at
If you are on abstract though
Please follow my ass
I am six followers away from a thousand
Which is
In my mind I think that's a lot Kenny
Or an abstract
Sounds like a lot
So yeah
Either way
You're almost an abstract KOL now, dude.
So dare I say, I'll dig it, Chad.
Yeah. Well, that's what I literally,
I've literally put the post out with a screenshot.
Uh, and it says, I'm just six followers away from hitting one K, uh,
on at abstract chain. Um, you get giga chat at 1k so uh every user left on abstract needs to
follow you yep uh oh that's bro come on now um that's pretty low that's uh gm coin Kong. What's happening with you?
What's good?
I'm good.
second day off yesterday from fucking everything.
Unplugged yesterday.
Feeling good today.
Just getting the day started.
Hell yeah.
Nice.
Kenny powers.
What about you?
What's happening?
Life is good,
man.
Life is good.
My tech is in the playoffs.
Number five seed. Oh, uh in the playoffs, number five seed.
Five wins in a row, whatever.
Yeah.
That last part of that Baltimore Steelers game was fucking crazy.
Insane.
We had some really good football on yesterday.
Yeah.
I lost six million points because of that fucking ending.
Because that fucking asshole could not
kick a field goal.
That was brutal.
But if the other asshole would have made it,
they would have tied and went into overtime anyways.
So they both kind of, you know,
fucking dumb.
Yeah.
What happened at the end of the Houston game?
Because I didn't watch it.
Oh, nothing.
Like, we won.
Like, so we kicked the field goal,
take the lead with, like, 17 seconds left or whatever.
And then they basically tried to do, like,
one of those crazy plays where they throw the ball
and start pitching it back, you know,
to try and score the touchdown.
And they threw it back to Riley Leonard, the quarterback.
And he fumbled it. We picked it up and score the touchdown. And they threw it back to Riley Leonard, the quarterback, and he fumbled it.
We picked it up and scored a touchdown.
So we finished the season on a defensive touchdown,
last play of the year, regular season,
which, you know, we have a historic defense right now.
It just makes sense.
It's very poetic.
Yeah, there was another game that was going on that, like,
somebody was going to make a bonus or something
if they ended up, like, at a certain rank on their defense.
And it was, I think it was the Denver game.
And there was a pass completed, and it allowed them to,
they ended up being the opposite because like i think
houston's one in in denver's number two or something and uh but whatever happened costs
like certain members of the team like a couple million dollars um yeah it's pretty well the last
couple weeks is always fun because a lot of you know obviously when you sign a contract in the nfl
you get like a base salary,
but then you have all these bonus things based on statistics throughout the year.
So like guys need half of the sack.
Like Jadavion Clowney with Dallas, he got a sack yesterday.
He got an extra $500,000 because he got above the threshold that was in his
contract of like eight or nine sacks.
If he can get that many, he's going to get a bonus.
So, yeah, it's a lot of fun. You receivers need 30 yards like all kinds of stuff so like you see
these guys celebrating like a play that is like an insignificant play within the game but they're
celebrating because they just won five hundred thousand dollars an additional five hundred
thousand so it's uh it's fun to watch yeah um no, I mean, it definitely made the day of that much more exciting yesterday.
This weekend's going to be really fucking good, though.
We got a lot of good games coming.
The good thing is we can talk about football because Kyle's busy,
so there's nothing that he can do about it.
Yeah.
Yeah, pretty good.
But either way, Kennyny do me a favor i know you
haven't logged into abstract in probably uh nine months uh but go over to the abstract page
and tell me if you like the uh the new setup because i moved out of the garage i am inside the house let's go and i am set up
i'm unsure about the camera angle because i'm so used to just looking straight at the camera
uh but you know yeah so i'm trying to figure it out so yeah any any suggestions uh would are you
know are definitely welcome so but yeah let's go a lot of stuff to get to you can't be firing
them darts anymore like you do out in the garage that's the point the point of moving inside the
house was that i'm not smoking like a 76 fucking buick so yeah that's the um that's the biggest
thing there so um but anyways uh bandit what's up bro i don't think you've ever been on stage here
what up yo i just saw kong kong my homie here so i'm tuning in how are you guys good good yeah
man coins on every damn stage um but he's always showing up here and supporting so yeah um yeah
we appreciate it what's uh what's happening in your world oh dude not much um i'm drinking some
water uh trying to fucking dehydrate dude i've your world oh dude not much um i'm drinking some water uh trying to
fucking dehydrate dude i've been so bad at drinking water so i'm like forcing myself now
that shit bro gotta pound it yeah bro like it's actually i started like a few days ago i feel a
huge difference in energy so it's good but uh yeah like penny powers in a ymca locker room just pound
that shit j Jesus Christ.
No, dude, it's good.
I see Bitcoin is pumping a bit.
I'm not really looking at the prices much, to be honest, but it's good that we're not
going down, at least.
Yeah.
Look, you know, granted, we're five, what, four or five days into the new year, but I
mean, things are starting out right.
You know, on Friday, we had 470 million Bitcoin ETF inflows, which was like the largest number
we've seen in quite some time, obviously, the end of the year.
Tax harvesting done.
Friday, it's an interesting trading day because the market was closed Wednesday and Thursday.
Equities open back up.
The stock market opens back up on Friday for one day and then closed on Saturday, Sunday.
But saw 470 million inflows on the Bitcoin ETF side of things.
So that kind of started the rally.
And then we had this, you know, that same day we saw Pepe rally.
I think it was up 35% on the day.
So that was an indicator, right?
Meme coins, some of these legacy meme coins started to pump a little bit.
And it sustained throughout the weekend. Typically typically you get that sometimes a friday pump and then the sunday night
dump when china you know starts trading at six o'clock but it's been the actual opposite bitcoin
pumped last night obviously got back up over 93 we're getting close to the last year's yearly
which was 94.5 things look good and it's sustaining um you know how sustainable it is moving forward
we'll see obviously again we're only five days into the new year but as of right now things are
looking pretty good man uh you got equities pumping you got precious even even nfc's a bit uh
no nothing crazy but no no nfts are crushing i mean look we were talking about pudgy penguins
last week they were under 4e currently trading at 5.19 so yeah man those in board apes are back above uh yeah board apes are
5.72 they're up 22 today and this is the indicator that i look at right so yeah price is up yeah
that's going on but looking at the volume this is where it gets interesting because you
know one thing we talk about consistently is like the lack of liquidity the lack of volume and nfts
typically over the past few weeks top project would trade just over 100 to 150 eath in trading
volume just over the past 24 hours 250 eath trading volume on pudgy penguins 203 on board
apes moonbirds just under 100 so like you're seeing more volume
starting to come in crypto punks back up to 29.25 you know we talked about it a couple weeks ago
they were sitting at 72 000 they're at 93 000 so coin coin well coin gong missed his fucking
opportunity there you might get another one though bro it's going lower like i'm not yeah i'm glad you
guys are all happy for this month and shit but like it's not it's not recovered because your
bags are down don't fucking shit yeah they well you know a lot of people were hyped over the last
few days because you know the the people that i follow because gary v's been hopping in all these
spaces and fucking uh talking everybody and what whatever
and then you know now turning around and buying some but even on sunday in in uh low-key space
gary v said we go much lower he said i think a lot of these nfts do go lower he said i'm still
accumulating i'm still buying the brands and the the teams that are out here building and doing things, which, you know, he bought champers, he bought good vibes,
and he bought quirkies.
So three of the loudest communities right now in the NFTs.
Jeez, it's very reminiscent of last year,
because what happened was there was a punk that sold for $500,000.
Did you see that?
Yeah.
Yeah, the 149 ETH, I think.
Right.
The cowboy smiling punk. Right. So that kind of rallied the nft market
again this is very similar to what happened last year where you know that vc came in and swept a
bunch of crypto punks yeah but there were fucking there were hoodies flying left and right right
right pop poppy bought quirkies because he was able to sell his fucking hoodie at like i think i think he sold
that thing for like 750 000 it was ridiculous um so yeah yeah uh but i mean no it is good to see
you know punks having having that rally and and uh are punks the big they're they are considered
the bitcoin of nfts so yeah yeah i mean but yeah it's
just trickling down across the board you got low pudgies up 10 uh again we talked about moonbirds
being up 13 azuki back up to 0.77 up seven percent uh chimpers are up uh 12.3 back up to 0.56
creeps are up
about 12%. I mean, it's just across the board.
You know it's not up. Is Kyle listening?
I'm sure
he is, but I know what you're about
to say. Is it in with an F
and end in a...
No, begins with an F.
My dick, if you started sucking on it, Kenny.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on. I think it's funny because like the coin actually ripped
the coin fucking doubled its market
cap in like a day and a half
and then I go look at fogs I'm like oh
fogs must be pumping like the collection
and they're down 3%
somehow I don't really get it
Kyle's
quite upset about that um i'll take that
person yeah you you hit a fucking you hit a tender spot and kyle's i mean either i might just be
i guess i i don't know i know i yeah i don't know i know there was one guy who uh had a decent bag of one NFT not to be named and went and swept a bunch of NFTs not to be named.
And he's probably down 30%, I would say, on his buy,
if not a little bit more.
So, you know, you got it.
This is what happens when people want to be fucking heroes, though, too, right?
Like, dude, if you've got a fucking shitload of e to deploy into
a collection that you like just deploy it patiently you know keep it on the floor buy rares when they
pop up don't fucking go in and sweep the fucking floor price up 25 and then be shocked when you're
down bad a week later yeah retarded anyway i I honestly feel like the whole rare things in collections is going wayside.
Like, it's going on at the back burner.
People are just buying the ones they want now and then buying floors to flip.
I feel like the rare thing with NFTs is almost gone.
When volume is as low as it has been, people list rares on the floor because they want them to actually
sell and they know they won't sell for the premium that they should sell for being a rare.
So on low volume collections, you can often, if you're patient, you can watch the floor and you
can get rares when they pop up here and there. And then when you want to sell, you have a rare
that you got on the floor that you can just put on the floor and it'll sell immediately.
that you got on the floor that you can just put on the floor and it'll sell immediately
yeah it sucks you know because rarity i mean that's what drove a lot of you know nft volumes
like and and like when you know things were minting back in 2020 2021 you know you were
minting as much as you could to try and get a rare right and that was part of the fun of nfts was like trying to snipe rares
right after a post reveal you know uh going in and trying to snipe up rares because you knew the
value was going to be anywhere from two to five x the floor price but yeah that unfortunately
um because such low liquidity and low volume that rares just aren't getting the respect they used to
i mean dude look at the creeps collection unfortunately we've seen some really really fucking dope creeps just being weak
that like near floor prices which is just you know yeah well i mean you i mean you're seeing that
you've seen that in a lot of collections i mean yeah yeah um so i don't know bandit what is your
take on nfts in general you heavily invested in NFTs?
I've been buying a few, just not as an investment.
I think I picked up five Bitcoin puppets last month.
Nice!
I bought three milady's this month.
But it's not like to sell them.
I just want to have them.
Yeah.
Yeah, Pete would be happy to hear you talk about fucking uh yeah it's probably just
you and him that are buying them um but no no it's a good i mean it's a good community
um i i always when i was like really poor i used to look at the nfts and be like fuck like i i
don't have this money just to collect uh i was always like financial now now i'm in a good spot
so i've been picking up whatever i wanted uh yeah and that's a good
feeling just to be able to buy them and hold them and not have the pressure of having to sell them
because then when the price does you know 5x 10x whatever they do then it's like well you know i
don't necessarily need to sell them but i have three of these things so you know you can offload
one or two and still still be holding on um yeah i, yeah, I think probably, I feel like five X's.
I mean, that would be a lot of that probably like sell one, but I don't,
I don't plan on selling them like anytime sooner.
It's not, yeah.
Now what is, I don't know.
Like the, the market, I'm, I really don't care if we go up or down.
The only thing I care about it's, uh, it's impossible to make money.
Yeah.
Usually when it shops, even if it's downwards and like a longer time frame you can still make money
I think the only time you can't make money is like if it's very violent moves like 1010
Like we had a few days where like it was completely dead
As long as we avoid that I think it's fine. How did you fare after 1010? Were you alright?
Oh, yeah, I't uh exposed at all like
i had no leverage i had some spot uh but i was mostly like stabled out already stabled out and
like metals and stocks and stuff like that yeah i mean it's been a great year 2020 2025 was a great
year for equities i think nasdaq was up somewhere around 18 which i mean we hit all-time highs
across the board s&p nasdaq dow and then we had all-time highs across solana eth and fucking
uh bitcoin in 2025 it was a great year you know like a lot of people like the sentiment around
crypto in 2025 seemed to be so shitty yet we hit hit all-time highs across majors because of the volatility of the market.
You're having these $8,000.
Bro, if three quarters of the year went the first two months of the year,
we would have been...
Do you understand how euphoric motherfuckers would have been all year long?
January was like...
January and into a little bit into february you know
everything post melania has been fucking was a train wreck in a way i mean there was still a lot
of ways to make money but yeah i got really lucky last year i'm not gonna lie like i uh
i almost full ported gold and silver and it wasn't like to invest it was i just wanted it
out of crypto and not in fiat and then silver like two three
x then go like went up like i don't know like 60 but i had no it wasn't even a trade like it's just
just luck i guess hey listen that's half the game right you can bring as much knowledge as you have
there's a certain element that depends on luck, you know, and sometimes you make lucky trades and you just do the right thing.
Yeah, I've had better outcomes by trading off my gut instinct
rather than what the next guy fucking posted about.
Or, you know, like I was at my sister's yesterday
and one of their friends was over there.
And he heard that, like, this is what I do for a living.
This guy texted me like 18 fucking YouTube videos of like what is what I do for a living. This guy texted me, like, 18 fucking YouTube videos
of, like, what I should be doing for a living.
And I'm like, no, bro.
Like, I'm not watching any of these.
He's like...
And then he texted me...
Martini guy videos?
Yeah, and then he texted me this morning.
No, he's like, you should be building fucking some type of AI apps or...
I can't remember what it was.
It was a bunch of dumb shit he sent me.
Either way, I don't know.
Let's say GM to Mouse
and then we'll go to
Trues after that.
Mouse, GM.
What up, Mouse?
What's up, gangster?
GM, what are you doing?
Waking up.
You were out plowing all night yeah you know what i know what i'm saying yeah hey don't don't don't don't let it
swing like that bro it was it was not all that um um and my ladies don't know how to plow anyway
sorry ben i'm not um well you're a yeah you're part of yeah you're like the
pinky toe of them yeah at least i got is what you guys like i'm a pinky toe but i got like one of
those 90s pinky toe rings on you know yeah exactly yeah yeah with a couple of little stripes on my
entire portfolio is up this like i'm when i I say my entire, I literally mean my entire portfolio is green this morning.
And it feels really, really nice.
It does.
It's a pretty euphoric feeling.
Tell you the truth, I'm still staples up a lot.
Dude, I raw dog.
I raw dog everything.
Hey, bro, more power to you.
I mean, you made the right decision.
Yeah, again, short-term things look great i mean we're knocking on the door 94 000 um so yeah it looks good i'm just
i'm a little uh gun shy right is this where you short no are you sure it's like i mean we made
we made it past 10 o'clock.
So usually at 10, it dumps back down.
What were you saying, Tris?
A little bull trap over here.
Oh, there we go.
There we go.
That's a contrarian take.
But no, I mean, honestly, it's kind of hard to show right now.
Just like looking at equities, NASDAQ's up 225.
S&P's up 55. and Dow Jones is up 672.
You got gold up 129 today.
Silver's back up to 77 bucks.
Everything's pumping.
It's kind of hard.
But at the same time, when things almost look too good, there's usually a good time to do a counter trade, right?
Did you hear Tom Lee said Ethereum's going to $62,000
this year?
Yeah, that was wild.
My dog.
Keep on moving that goal post, bro.
Yeah, because he said
it was $20,000. Last year it was
$20,000 at the end of
$25,000.
And now he's
3X'd his fucking call um you know but
he keeps trump effect yeah it is trump the trump invading effect yeah no shit how wild was that
white house tweeted fafo um after they caught maduro i mean that's dude they are trolling
countries right now it's fucking we're they are trolling countries right now it's
fucking we're on a totally different level right now it's fucking white house dude bro he literally
told like well he told like five other um he told like five other countries in down you know in in
uh south america this could be you next cuba cuba's doing cuba's uh demonstrating their
military power today yeah cuba is gonna turn into the 51st state and that for sure i see that
yeah yeah yeah motherfuckers are gonna be taking boats from fucking uh key west and they're gonna
be having ferries taking motherfuckers to and from Florida.
Like, it's going to be like... I don't know if any powers can sail a boat.
Yeah.
It's going to be like, you know, when you see the beginning of Jurassic Park and everybody's landing on the island for the first time and they're all amazed.
Like, that's...
Yeah, that's what it's going to be like.
So, yeah, pretty exciting. Oh, shit. Were you turned up there, John? What the fuck? yeah that's what it's gonna be like so yeah pretty uh pretty excited
what the fuck
not to hire
sorry I had to blunt my mouth
Meech has a badge on what the
fuck
what is the badge
um Amy Street's little thing she's got going on
shout out Meech
oh okay
yeah I knew she I can't remember. I've seen a post
what she said she was doing.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Fucking hell. There was something else I was
about to mention, but then Mouse fucking
confused me.
Kenny, what... No,
it wasn't squirrel. Kenny, what
else were we looking at
here? Man, honestly, meme coins, you know, we talked about it last week.
You remember, I think it was Thursday or Friday, I was saying,
I feel like meme coins are about to catch a bit.
It was the day that Pepe obviously was up 35%,
but, I mean, it's just been across the board.
We've seen a lot of these kind of older memes just on pretty nice pumps.
You got useless back up to 118.
I think you got as low as like 60 mil.
Fart coins back up to 400, just under 400 mil at 39 cents.
Looking really good over there.
Pop cap back up over 100 mil.
I even saw UFD was back up to like 18 mil like just a lot of old memes
didn't somebody say pop white whale ever gonna come back white whale is up to 84 million by the
way yeah dude i bought it 54 mil on the dip um when it it dipped pretty hard unfortunately it
kept dipping so i could have got a better entry but got in at 54 mil i feel pretty good about that
um yeah i'm gonna forever talk about the 22 soul i clipped out at 2 million uh on white whale
fuck yeah yeah yeah fuck me yeah like even uh with back up to 401 mil bonk is up like 50 back
up over a billion um troll ran up to 40 mil yesterday it's come back a little bit
but it's still sitting at 37 mil just across the board a lot of these older memes um catching bids
uh none more than pepe hey for 2.8 bill which is pretty insane but yeah you're starting to see it
trickle down trenches a little bit more lively than they were a couple weeks ago i'll tell you that much with our owners over there as well too so go trade on loot use coin
kong's uh referral code or mine yeah this rainbow fish one um you know ran up over a mil dip back
down to like four or five hundred thousand now it's back up to 3.2 mil um it's up 126 on the day
3.2 mil.
It's up 126% on the day.
Yeah, there's just a lot
of memes. There are
plays to be made right now, so it's
a good time to lock back in.
Coin Kong.
In what?
IMF.
Fuck this rainbow fish.
It's
Lockheed Martin.
We're not IMF.
What is it? LMI. The Lockheed martin um we're not imf what is it uh lmi lmi the lockheed martin inu
that's an old coin isn't it
the chart comes during like these events uh like it did for uh
are you talking about like when he when they yeah when they went and took maduro yeah yeah
Like when they went and took Maduro?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, okay.
So you got to just hold the coin until there's a global fucking event.
And then, okay.
All right.
Huh.
I don't know.
Meech, what's up, man?
How you doing?
GM, how we doing today?
Good, good.
What up, Meech?
What's going on?
I bought a whole bunch of new memes or old i guess you
would say memes yesterday let's go i heard you guys talking about popcat and stuff i bought
i bought a decent amount of popcat i feel like it'll run back up eventually i mean it was it
was over two bill at one point that's what i mean like it's shooting for like 500 mil i feel like
isn't out of the question, you know?
No, I don't think it is.
I think when people obviously rotate, you know, because look,
you're starting to see more risk on NFTs are up, meme coins are up,
obviously majors are up.
But like if you're going to, you know,
as people start to look and rotate back into some memes, I mean, you got to look at like some of these legacy memes that were, you know,
high six, six, you know high six six uh
you know like in the hundred millions or even the billions you know you got to look at those
and look how you know they're down 80 90 percent you know if you catch a 20 30 rip off of those
bottoms that's still good money you can make right there so i'm with you on that i think that's
probably a good move for you yeah absolutely, absolutely. But why... All these other
coins are running. Why did
Nub not move at all?
Like, Nub just fucking...
Is Nub dead?
Is it over? No.
I think so. No, it's gonna
catch its bed in due time. It will.
It will. I mean,
yeah, I don't know, man.
Candy Labs is gonna save the day bro bro candy labs
fucked up they should if you had a ticket you should have got a fucking nft for free like they
should have gave one at least one to two to their biggest holders like that's the dumbest shit ever
now you come out with this grifty shit and you're trying to get a one soul man and then i think it
was like all the way up to one and a half soul like get the out of here read the room the moment that i found out that leon wasn't
involved i was immediately bearish on it that's the artist behind no leon oh yeah yeah yeah that's
dumb why even long what's the point in the nft then exactly exactly that's that's dumb if you don't have him there that's um
and they didn't um they didn't announce that they were going to give him any of the money either
so i thought that was pretty insane and then after the fact when people started to mention it they had
said something like retroactively about potentially giving him some of the funds from it and i was
like no it's too late now you look like a grifter you know well they are grifters look what they did no i absolutely agree i absolutely agree i'm completely
on the same page that's exactly what i'm saying retardio is gay it is on the remilia tree and they
did lewd remilio or uh retardio by fucking chopping them up into little bits man that yeah that's fair um but you know
retardio so fuck oh man yeah yeah exactly exactly exactly so well we'll see when do those when do
those uh nfts man do we know the nub ones um i'm not too sure i keep hearing people talking about having tokens for it uh like
sort of like mint pass but yeah so it's yeah it's called nft tickets uh so when you look on
they're they're on magic eden um and they did get up as close as much as like almost one one soul
and then as soon as the mint price was announced they dropped they dumped all the way down they're at 0.296 right now they had doodles tweet about it crazy
they had what doodles gave away multiple nf tickets or whatever they call them
yeah yeah people who like minted duplicators they like had a certain amount of white list
reserved for like duplicator mentors or some like that yeah that's so so is burnt toast the the artist for the the fucking
no it has nothing to do they handed him a stack to the intern and said put this up little boy
why is it little boy why are you going at the intern so hard because the intern's just the
middle man bro cheesehead no shade to fucking
cheddar mouse is out here like i am shooting the messenger actually he's like i'm actually
actually i'm outside with the gun right now yeah of all days for kyle to be busy like he would be
having so much fun with this um but the guy's fucking i don't know what he's doing. Pete, what are we doing?
Yo, Pete.
Far coin, baby.
Far coin.
Howdy, Rises, Pete.
Far coin to zero, Pete.
Far coin to zero.
Set it to zero.
Come on now.
Come on now.
He must be on a fucking subway subway
yeah go juice cheese you see uh nft paris canceled yeah pretty wild yeah i don't know
after uh three or four years um anybody on stage ever go to nft pass i know callum did down in the
ground can't go there yeah i've heard it wasn't all that great.
Yeah, fuck that.
Pete, go get better
phone service and come back.
Fucking, this guy lives
in New York. How do you not have phone service in New York?
I think he's still in Europe.
Oh, that's right. He's still trying to track
down his, uh, now I'm not gonna
go there. That's...
That was crazy.
Bitch. Yeah. Did you hear me? down his uh now i'm not gonna go there that's that was crazy
yeah yeah oh we heard that yeah no a little bit there you are we can hear you now the thing i i told this to get a back pie uh like a backpack um
spacex satellite thing so he could just run around the countryside trying to find his ex
uh but he's he decided not to find his ex is insane oh my god why you gotta go with my boy
like that because he has no phone service yeah hey guys hey what's up, fatty? We love you. Hey! Whatever, fat fuck.
Yeah, listen, I just want to say real quick, dude.
I heard Meech talk about gay ass pop cat Meech.
I want you to sell that bullshit.
Put it in a far coin, a token that actually matters.
Cat pops.
Or not.
It don't.
Nah.
Nah.
Also, dude, I'm on my 15th hour of driving today.
I'm fucking literally delusional. I drove from split Croatia all the way to Innsbruck, Austria, through the Italian Dolomites, and I feel like I'm going to die. I have 15 minutes left, and I just want to let you know, Jesus, I love you, but if you're going to talk about my personal life, especially in front of weird-ass mouse, I'm going to come at you, too, bitch.
I'm going to come at you, too, bitch.
I was just going to say.
I love you.
I love you, Pete.
You could suck my ass.
Hey, if I was able to get over there and fit on a plane,
I'd come help you.
Yeah, exactly, dude.
Your type of people shouldn't be allowed on planes.
No, that's why we take two first-class seats.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Type shit.
Type shit.
It's nice to hear your voice, Pete.
Shut the fuck up.
Nice to hear you, buddy.
Happy New Year.
Inbred.
Why are you over there anyways, Pete?
I'll tell you what, Pete.
That's a lot of traveling you're doing.
I didn't know they had such an intricate tunnel system over there.
A lot of work and a lot of travel, brother. That's a fucking b over there a lot of work and a lot of travel brother a lot of travel and fuck you too kyle you dumb inbred redneck when do you come
back stateside when are you back home end of january okay yeah yo you you've been gone a while what's it like driving across europe bro
hey man uh i bought the i bought the the digital yeah i bought it yeah online this morning
you bought the digital what what are you talking about so what is that what should i do oh pete's
about to get arrested at some checkpoint in austria go back no you can't go back
motherfucker they got you bitch ass can i go back. Motherfucker, they got you, bitch ass.
Can I go back?
They tried to go into some country and they were like,
yeah, you ain't coming in here.
Pete's trying to get
into Turkey or some shit.
I forgot the thing
this morning.
You're not welcome here.
I'll drive over that field.
That is not valid. Oh, I'm a fucking idiot.
Okay.
Just gas on it, Pete.
Card.
They're like this fucking American.
They think they can come out of the country.
Just drive through the blockade.
Just drive through the blockade.
He was saying he tried to drive into, like, Ukraine or something,
and they were like, yeah, you can't come in here.
Holy shit.
Jesus, that guy looked just like you, bro.
He was like 650 pounds hey that's not nice that's not nice yeah i'll tell you what's not nice
yeah you know what's not nice pete yeah i didn't even know you had a woman
yeah oh oh like you haven't been in Bunny's group chat talking shit about that, too, bitch.
No, I just put a laughing emoji.
This guy's crying worse than this guy doesn't have a woman.
He does always.
I know.
Yeah, I don't know.
I want to see Pete's hit list, bro, because this motherfucker's got to be long.
I'm number one for sure.
I'm the first one up there. Nah, no, Mouse.
Don't give yourself that much credit.
You're a little chimp in my list, bro.
You ain't shit.
I'll fucking stomp on you like a cockroach, brother.
Dude, that's Puporo.
Feeling like Jitoshi's probably at the top of that list somewhere.
Jitoshi's somewhere up there, yeah.
For sure.
I'm turning a new leaf for 20. Yeah, bro
He owes me two bands me. Oh
Okay, I don't want to hear everybody
Bro, no worries. I'm playing runescape right now. It's a fun time Kenny
Kenny, yeah, what are basically driven? I've basically driven all over Europe from Belarus to Poland to fucking Budapest.
Let me tell you what, man.
It's really cool being able to do a road trip and enter different countries and constantly be going through borders.
You know, in America, I've driven that bitch like five or six times.
It's boring.
That shit's old.
This shit is crazy because you're entering new countries new food new languages new people new stamps on your passport
America has the landscapes for sure, but we don't have the culture and I feel strongly that like
This shit's been kind of nuts, but honestly Europe's gay bro. Asia road trip is superior
And also Italy sucks. What kind of car?
I got a Ben a benz i rented a
benz nice like an suv probably like an a class no they're so cheap out here yeah it's like an
a class they don't even ship them to america it's like a toyota yaris of europe exactly exactly but
it's really nice but i'm sure yeah the stitching's still the same. Yeah, it's still not.
Yeah, dude. You should have got you one of them
little bitty
trucks, like the little
flatbed on the back. The Hilux?
Yeah. The sand
trucks. The Hilux?
Now I'm taking myself skiing for a week
in Innsbruck.
If anybody's in Innsbruck and want to go skiing,
let me know.
Also, wait, is Coin Kong
still up here? Yeah, he is.
Yeah, dude, respect to you, Coin Kong.
I know you do a lot of shit, and you talk,
but fuck you, and you're bearish.
We're gonna go lower.
Bitch, let us just have this one thing
for fuck's sake. I hate these people.
God, Jesus.
He came up here with the extended mag and was just like, I'm killing everyone on stage.
He did.
I hate these. We're going to go lower motherfuckers, bro.
Yo, fair warning.
Here's the difference. He can sit here and yell at me all day.
And I'm not going to say anything back because I don't give a shit.
If you come up on stage, you might have to spray.
I just want to hug.
I know. BTC came on stage.
Do you have something to say to BTC?
BTC's my boy.
G-Poop Aura, BTC.
Yo, G-Poop Aura.
G-Poop Aura all day.
Who says poop Aura?
I'm probably wrong.
Why does BTC sound like Jatoshi?
Did you guys poop today?
I can't hear him.
That's the real question.
He kind of does.
He kind of sounds like Jatoshi.
Yeah, we'll hear him, Pete.
Jatoshi has small wrists.
I can vouch that BTC does not.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
My boy, that one's crazy.
I'm not part of Jatoshi, Mitch.
Oh, my God.
I don't know what happened, Pete.
I don't know who hurt you today, but let's just be calm.
It's Monday. It's Monday.
I've been driving for almost 15 hours, I think.
Delulu. This is wild.
That does not sound enjoyable.
I left the crib in Croatia at 3 in the morning, Beach. It's now 6 p.m.
Yeah, I've done road trips like that before. I drove for like 25
hours straight one time. That was a great
time. That's a little gnarly. The most
I was definitely delusional.
I was definitely delusional. It gets
trippy.
Yo, our host cheese here
has been to, what, 48 states?
49 maybe even. I think you might have been
fucking everywhere.
25 years of driving as i'm
better than jesus i got everyone haha yeah he is delusional yep nope that confirmed for me
yeah he is salzburg where am i going uh
this is great now we get a drop a drive by jesus i used to do uh i used to do a lot of music on
stream i used to do a lot of music touring with uh with musicians as their photographer so you
know every state multiple times yeah you used to drive trucks uh yeah yeah that makes sense you
look like a truck driver you smoke like whatever bro pete tell them the story about when you try to go
into the ukraine and what they told you oh yeah i got kicked out of ukraine but they let me in but
then they kicked me out they were respectful reason why they were like nah and i was like dude but
here's my work permit i have a job and they were like i don't care and I was like alright see you later and I left they said no Americans
allowed get the fuck out I don't think that was it I but yeah that might have been it but I have
American friends that are in Kiev right now so you know they used to say there was a little bit of a
sort of a latent population of maybe some of the Germans might have fucking gone and hid in a couple places.
Why do you have to say it like that, though?
I wonder if that had something to do with it there, Pete.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, well, I mean, maybe because of my last name, but I highly doubt that, you know.
Oh, it's these Germans.
Is your last name not...
Yeah, what's your last name?
Goldstein and Heimer?
Dude, I'm in Austria right now, bro. Pete, I'll close my name? Goldstein and I'm her dude. I'm in I'm in Austria
Close my ears. I'm closing my ears Pete. Go ahead
Bro, Hitler was born in this country dog. I'm literally in his country right now type shit. That's valid Austria
Austria, yes, sir. That's where I'm at. I'm in Innsbruck. Okay. Okay. Is it is it pretty?
Yeah, bro, it's fucking mind-boggling beautiful out in this bitch.
Yeah, I'm in the fucking Austrian Alps, dog.
Yeah, I would love to go to Europe one day, but, you know, I just need to have Pete money.
So, Pete, whenever you can give me a job and hire me, I'll be your bag holder.
Like, not your fart coin bag.
Nah, I don't need an assistant.
No assistance on this trip brother
yeah well no i mean like i'll be the you know security for you oh
i can hold my own bro i'm from new york i'll beat somebody's ass
just kidding that is such that whole statement is dumb yeah i don't use that statement at all dude
just because you're in new New York does not mean that.
I'm from New York. I'll whoop your ass.
Yeah, it doesn't mean shit until you get your ass whooped, dude, in fucking Arizona.
The average height in New York is like 5'6", first of all.
First of all, I'm 6'2".
I got to say, as a motherfucker that lives in the English mountains with a ski resort in my town the number of new
yorkers i've watched guys are not 60. my country boys is hilarious no yeah pete sounds like he's
five two wow i'm five foot yeah yeah meach is a meach is a little midget for sure damn that sucks
bro yeah that's all right dude yo guys i'm gonna be at the hotel in four minutes, bro.
I'm happy we did this on the phone together, guys.
I made it.
I fucking did it.
Yeah, we...
Hey, man, you still got four minutes.
Yeah, you still got four minutes.
A lot can happen in four minutes.
Do you want to know what actually happened?
I do miss your voice, buddy.
It's good to hear from you.
I'm so happy.
I'll go shock with you from Pete.
I go to the top of this mountain in the Dolomites, bro, and guess what happens?
I launch my drone and it broke. So there goes $ down the what kind of drone yeah it was like a dji
thing oh cool yeah dji mavic mini 5 yeah pretty sad about it um i might have to buy another one
that's sad yeah it sounds like they pay you pretty good
though, right? If you're still in the Ukraine, you can
buy one with like a fucking mounted gun turret
and shit, can't you, brother? Hell yeah.
Hell yeah. Maybe I'll do that. Bring it back to
America.
America!
Fuck yeah.
I can't wait
until you're back in the U.S.
full time. I really to uh reevaluate my
relationship with with twitter when i'm back home though i i i find myself enjoying life
the less i frequent this hellscape so uh the addiction to social audio has certainly been
checked um and i'd like brother you're just on vacation right now don't worry reality will set
back in when i know i know i know you miss us too much don't even say brother you're just on vacation right now don't worry reality will set back in
when you know i know i know yeah you miss us too much don't even say that you're lying to yourself
it's horrible or you can do what i do man you just got to reset your algo and just start commenting
on e-girls photos and you know it just resets everything i got my woman but i don't need none
of that bullshit no me it's not about the it's not about the algo. It's about constantly feeling like I need to be tapped in.
Okay.
That's the algo.
It's probably not the healthiest thing in the world.
Nah, well,
we all got a thing, right?
I guess so.
It's okay.
Just lock back in, Pete.
Yeah, you'll be alright.
Yeah, dude, put the Remilio on.
What are you doing?
Anyways, that's it.
See you later.
Put the fucking Remilio on.
It was good chatting with you, bro.
It was good talking to you.
Put the fucking Remilio on.
Be safe the rest of your trip, motherfucker.
Come back in.
It was so good to hear from you, man.
I'm happy you're doing it.
Get home safe, Pete.
I miss you, buddy.
I fucking hate these Remilio on.
I wish you wealth and prosperity and healthiness all of 2026.
I hate them.
Yeah.
We were just raided.
It was just a m'lady fucking raid today.
There was all these guys come out of nowhere.
Fucking cock.
And then.
Well, yeah, that too.
I'm saying that for mouse.
All right.
Bye.
See you later.
See you later.
Nice catching up
Don't fall asleep in there
Yeah I will
Kenny Powers
Can we get back on track here
Cause like
Kyle's not paying attention
Satoshi's in the fucking request line
I don't want to bring that
It's just that's a lot
for right now um so we're gonna have to we're gonna have to wait on that uh yeah we mentioned
nft paris and then like fucking beat came on stage and derailed it all so why did it get canceled
they just they don't have the money they don't have the money to keep doing it yeah um yeah it
was a pretty pretty long uh uh post that they put out about it but i was i was surprised by it
because i had just recently seen a bunch of teams posting about what they were doing at nft paris
and um not anymore do you think they knew that it was going to get canceled? So they like, so they're going to do all these amazing things.
They're like,
shucks guys.
Sorry.
yeah, I don't know that that would be pretty shitty of them.
but yeah,
I mean,
I seen definitely a lot of,
I mean,
I know quirky's just put out a big thing about it and I know
chimpers does a lot of stuff.
I said all tickets will be refunded within 15 days.
Um, yeah, just not able to do it so four years and i see where we're at but nobody ever goes to that shit you can still have nft paris
just like nobody ever goes to the conferences everybody goes to the fucking parties
so like if you were a brand that was headed there, say, guess what?
NFT Paris is not happening,
but fucking,
we're still having a party.
Come join us.
Come vibe with our community and come fucking chill.
Like,
I don't,
so I don't know.
We'll see what people do.
Top 10,
like web three events though,
like NFT Paris.
I did France would be the last place I would go.
That's for sure.
Yeah. I i mean you could
get caught in a fucking like a uh you could get caught in one of those farmers like uh protests
where they're dumping shit everywhere at least in my words you can get fucking robbed a north
african gutting me while i'm trying to go back to my hotel in the middle of the night what do you
mean a farmer's tractor that's why that's I was really canceled. Well, you know, I was trying to give the lighter side of it, Miles.
But that could happen anywhere.
I don't know if it does tend to bias his opinions on things.
It does.
It does.
What if that's the real reason why it got canceled, though?
They canceled the fucking New Year's celebrations all across France,
so I wouldn't be fucking surprised.
They can't control their own population. they can't keep their own country safe that's what happens when you have
open borders what happened on new year's nothing because they didn't allow anything to happen
that's sad wait they did like nothing nothing no fireworks or anything nothing they put they
turn they turn the power off of the Eiffel Tower.
No way.
Yeah, it was like shut down.
No mass.
They didn't want any groupings of people.
No nothing.
Sounds like a dictatorship.
Yeah, it does.
You have a large population in your country that wants to run you over with an SUV.
country that wants to run you over with an suv um especially during you know let's say christian
prominent times of year of the year you know they they need to take precautions to protect their
actual people of the country i mean nft paris was a christian thing so
i'm just talking about like the holidays you know what i mean
i know i know
yo didn't people get jacked at the last nft uh paris like bro i think that's i don't i don't
think it was during the uh nft paris but isn't that where the i think the ceo of ledger his
wife and daughter were like almost
kidnapped or something like that.
It was right there.
It's looking like
Solana
in fucking London is going to be
a good time.
Oh, you're talking about
Soul.
Think about the time of the year
bro come on not even just it's gonna be miserable it's in like october they're gonna take no
fingers and rape them in the butt like literally it's gonna be cold it's gonna be rainy it's gonna
be miserable but yeah sure it's it's gonna be great guys i can't fucking wait i'm down and
i was supposed to go to the uk this past uh november but i ended up moving so yeah i'm down
for uh the one that's happening in the uk yeah sounds like fun will i go sure do i think it's
gonna be so nice and such a great time
we gotta get matching we gotta get matching stab proof nike tech
oh we should you we could bring back like the 50 cent bulletproof s you know but they're stab
proof and we should buy remelios with the bulletproof s before we do it and then we
should take the picture of our phones right at? Yeah. I'm seeing the vision.
I'm seeing the vision.
This is good.
It's all just good.
Yo, go.
I got a better idea for you guys.
Get a bunch of your Millennium Remilia motherfuckers and dress up as the knights of the round table in full armor.
And then go.
That would be amazing.
That would be pretty good.
Photo op would be top tier.
Top tier content.
Roll up to breakpoint with the armor on.
That's going to be it.
That would be crazy.
With the retardio cousins.
And just have it be the round table.
With the fucking Remilio fucking babies man.
I like it. These mullaby people in spaces. babies, man. Hmm.
I like it.
And then a select few of us at night actually go around and assault certain
people. Yeah.
I draw the line there.
Yeah.
Let's get the space on track
and then brought Milady and
Formelio's on station.
Like I said said it was a
takeover today don't know what happened uh kenny did you see where polymarket is now going to be
doing prediction markets on real estate yeah i saw there yeah pendle they're doing a partnership
with pendle is that right uh parcel or parcel that's right yeah yeah and i don't you know i don't understand it i guess they're
doing it just on the the i guess the volume within certain markets um that's interesting
yeah so it's gonna be uh yeah it's gonna bring um basically like i don't know would they go into
like la and be like oh what like what is the prediction for
orange county fucking you know i guess orange county sales or i have the slightest fucking
clue what the fuck they're doing here uh but yeah so they're they're literally going after
everything and trying to partner with everything so um uh let's get jatoshi up here he comes in after pete leaves um so yeah polymarket's just
trying to get their just trying to get their hands in on every fucking thing um kenny did
you do anything on this infinex raise or did anybody on stage no no i mean i know
they had problems with their initial like pre-seed round. It didn't go well.
So they're offering it at like a hundred mil or some shit like that.
Market cap like this pre-seller.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They removed the cap.
They,
there's no longer anymore like tears.
If you're like a Patreon,
you still get priority on allocations,
but they removed a lot of things because yeah,
nobody was buying it.
And yeah,
it's basically like,
I think I was talking with Jed about it in the,
in the back channels,
but it's like they,
they fucked up and now they're turning it back around or they're trying to,
but this is just another team.
That's just not fucking paying attention.
It's just another farming opportunity that
a lot of people are going to get screwed on unfortunately but you know that's what you
signed up for it's really important to know the founders of the protocol that you're farming you
know yeah what's their track what's their history track like that history track of the founder of this guy he's launched a bunch
of shit all the tokens went to zero like dude the guy's good at playing the game he's good at playing
the vc game of infinix yeah yeah yeah i i read some like you know about kane yeah yeah oh by the
way i i say this all like allegedly this is i this what I've read. But I've looked at the tokens and companies that he's worked on.
This guy kind of hops around a little bit.
So your name is Jit Owens?
Yeah, I'm Jit Owens now.
That's funny.
Oh, yeah.
That's kind of big.
Free Palestine.
Yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa.
Yeah, Free Palestine.
Yeah, what do you think? Jit Owens, Stein. whoa whoa whoa whoa yeah free palestine hmm yeah ohenstein you'll get you'll get get the get the juice out of our government somebody give this guy a fucking milady pfp um we can
arrange that we can arrange that yeah i'm sure um trying to think what else is happening here
kenny you got anything else yo r, Ranger Finance ICO, baby.
Tomorrow, I'm actually going to put in a lot of money, probably like 50K.
Wait, wouldn't you wait for the after the post-TG dump to put a lot of money in?
Dude, this is an ICO, bro.
I'm Metadow.
It's an ICO.
I'm Metadow. It's like ICO. I'm MetaDow.
It's like what a guaranteed forex.
Send link.
I'm not saying anything.
I'm not.
Yeah, it's a guaranteed forex.
It's an ICO.
He's getting a good cut.
Yeah, and I have.
I farmed it hard as fuck.
You're getting a little.
You bought me a little farm.
But I did not.
Nice.
You see, boys.
This is called.
Is this financial advice?
This is called having your cake and eating it, too. Crazy, right?
This is called showing your bags.
Which is called BLM.
BLM?
I think that's something else. Are we bringing that back?
I don't think I can get behind this one.
Actually, no, I definitely cannot get behind this one.
All right, yeah.
We're not bringing that back.
Thank God.
Is Kyle back up here?
He was in the request.
This guy's fucked today.
I'm going to let him bring up.
My ex has been craziest last week, bro.
Trying to get on stage and shit.
Sometimes I had to reload into these spaces
four or five times.
It's annoying as fuck.
I know he was busy at work, but how dare he be busy at work? load into these spaces like four or five times like it's annoying yeah well i mean he's i know
he was busy at work but i mean how dare he be busy at work the worst is when you request and
then you close the window and you get accepted and then you come up on stage and you can't hear
anything and then you have to close the app that's like i thought that only happened to me no there's
a trick you go you go into YouTube and scroll shorts for a second
Full close YouTube and go back to Twitter
No, this happens within the app
Mortal Kombat fight fatality combination to get my fucking Twitter spaces to work. Okay back in the day
Okay back back down back down back XYB. Holy fuck. Yeah back in the day. We had to put in 20 fucking
entry-long fucking cheat codes for GTA Vice City to get the get-
I used to have those eyes, man.
Those are the days.
Dude, I used to be able to text-
You should bring that back.
On a fucking normal flip phone without looking at the shit, man.
Yeah, that was awesome.
You can't- I try to do that now.
It's all fucked up.
Everything's changed. I don't even know where the numbers are. You, that was awesome. You can't... I try to do that now. It's all fucked up. Everything's changed. I don't even
know where the numbers are. You gotta bring it back.
I know zero's at the bottom and
the middle. Yeah, but then you got all these special
characters and shit, and then it, like, guesses what
you're saying. Then you say something
like, not so good. What was that? Man, you used to have the sidekick,
you know? You thought you were the coolest
dude. You, like, type or T9.
I was the envy guy. I think if somebody had a sidekick today, they'd still be the coolest dude you like type or t9 i think if somebody
had a sidekick today they'd still be the coolest dude though fair fair i don't even know what the
y'all are talking about oh yo meech i know old phones old phones remember the pair phone from
zoe 101 no no i don't but i remember the blackberry the pair phone from the blackberry i'll tell you
what i'm wondering is that one's satoshi here, but you're not letting Satoshi up.
What was it?
I was waiting on...
Satoshi is at home right now spoon-feeding Frosted Mini Wheats
to his Candace Owens blow-up doll,
and you won't let Satoshi on stage, dude.
Come on.
That's crazy.
I was waiting on you.
What's that song?
I got to push the buttons.
I'll push the buttons.
Yeah, I was waiting on you.
Sorry, I'm texting someone back.
Kenny, what else do we got for today?
What else is going on?
I mean, fucking prices are up and like nobody's even, uh, these guys are talking about fucking
blackberries.
I mean, yeah, things look good.
I'm just kind of scanning charts right now looking for entries.
So, uh, I'm going to deploy some money pretty soon here.
Uh, but yeah, I'm just waiting.
I want.
What are you buying, KP?
What's that?
What are you going to buy?
What are you looking at?
What's looking juicy to you?
I mean, I'm looking at a couple meme coins right now.
And they're just going to rotate back into some majors.
Probably pretty soon here.
I mean, I still hold my Bitcoin and ETH. Got some Solanaana but i might just add some more to it we'll see what happens what about uh nfts i know kyle was looking at that bear still
still sitting there yeah it got its price got lowered a little bit there's uh it's a bunch of
nice ones actually um big fan of the bearish brand. I wish I had some more liquid right now.
I need somebody to stuff another Moanad.
Airdrop in my asshole.
I've squandered the last one on vlogs, unfortunately.
Hey, yo.
Yo, RIP, MP Paris.
Yeah, we talked about that.
Well, Kyle, the good thing is you're going to have the OpenSea airdrop coming soon.
So you can go buy some NFTs with that.
What made you say coming soon?
I just,
you know,
something to get jet fired up.
Okay.
You know,
fucking fuck Jesus,
bro.
You know,
honestly,
you know,
fucking SOMO airdrop before open sea airdrop.
I'll take that.
That's actually,
that could be,
I'll take that.
Take your SOMO,
baby.
Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's say hi to Satoshi was up first, but I want to say hi to Barrels because I like Barrels a lot.
He's not as unhinged and long-winded.
What's up, Barrels?
Wait, why are you skipping Jit, bro?
Go to him first.
Good morning.
No, Jit?
Dude, first of all, I'd skip Jit any day of the week to talk to you, but Jit's been up here
and been saying dumb shit, so, you know,
we'll get back to him.
Well, good morning.
I don't know. I just woke up, got yelled at
by my girl. Regular shit, you know.
I just bought a cup of tea. Oh, you two are married
to a Latina. I know that feeling.
You know, we're
Hawaiian, but we're essentially
water Mexican, so I'll take it.
Damn.
Water Mexican?
Hey, never heard of that.
That's insane.
Oh, my God.
That's good tech.
That's good tech.
That's excellent tech.
Oh, that's pretty wild.
Never heard of that, Beryl.
Pretty good take there.
Yeah.
Kyle, your wife's up here.
The machine just blew up.
She's your wife now.
You can have her.
I'll be back.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Lord Arf?
No, she...
I mean, Queen Arf?
No, she stepped down.
No, fuck that bitch.
No, I'm talking about... uh well she was up here satoshi
was yeah kind of kind of kenny things got kind of a little unhinged today um and i don't understand
good way to bring in the new year bro it is action these These fucking Romilio Let me tell you Don't slander my fucking name
No that's
That's why NFT Paris was cancelled
Romilio
I didn't see Dijani up here
Dijani what's up
GM GM how you doing
I'm back with a new year resolution
That I will go
Instead of two times a week,
three times a week into the gym.
And yeah, I'm happy to be here.
It's glad to have you back as usual
from Monday to Friday.
Real quick, because I actually,
the machine did just blow up,
so I got to get back to it.
But how much would it cost me to contract you
to find Pete in Europe
and just beat his ass
and tell him New York is gay as fuck.
How much would that cost exactly?
Pay me the ticket just
to the place where he is.
That is insane.
So you just get a pay for the ticket?
Wow.
There we go, Dejano.
No, I'm joking.
If I'm in the summer, if he's there,
I will find him.
But right now I'm in Switzerland. That's like 1,000 kilometers.
I think he said he's in Austria right now.
The guy's like Austria, Croatia, who knows where he is.
He's always somewhere else. I don't believe him.
He's probably still in New York.
Probably he's in Switzerland.
He's playing a YouTube video in the background.
Or in Televiv. Maybe he's in the background. Or in tele-wave. Maybe he is in tele-wave.
Hey, when you say kilometers, can you convert that to my favorite unit of
measurement, which is Keystone Light beer tabs? That's a little bit
more American standard for me. Is that miles? I think it's
3.2, right? Something like that. It's like
300, 400 miles
see there you go kyle you got that squared away um bro how are you doing on the bearish
on the blinker i'm fighting with magic i have to uh i actually have to get a hold of the of scotty
because i didn't i think i'm getting zits again for my tweets but i didn't ever get zits for all the like 10 days that i didn't get shit so i gotta gotta holla
at the boys but look i at least have a lot of communication with them so i'm sure i'll i'll
get that squared away i think right now i'm 19th on the leaderboard but i should be
probably upwards of 15th like maybe maybe 14th to 12th, somewhere around there.
At least. At least. I'm looking, yeah, Magic Mike and me are every day between second and third.
We will see if Fogo comes and takes our places over.
Yeah, tomorrow is Abstract XP. I played 500 games of Blinko,
lost 0.05 EVE, and yeah. You played 500 games of that in one week?
Oh, yeah.
How long did that take?
It's not that hard to do that.
Like, literally just clicking and holding the button in
and then letting it go once is all it takes yeah we probably played it we probably played 30 or 40 games just at the end of the
space the other day in five minutes i got i got yesterday too late to the mess because of that
because i was looking too much blink reimagine uh you want to go to church and before that you're gambling some stupid ass NFT
game.
But yeah.
But yeah. I came there.
Why did you start laughing?
Yeah, because
I shouldn't gamble if I
go to church, right?
No, fuck that. The priest is over there
fucking, I'm not saying what he's doing. No? No, fuck that. The priest is over there fucking...
I'm not saying what he's doing.
I'm telling you.
Yeah, trust me.
Calm down, cheese.
We don't need to know what happened to Little Cheese.
Little Cheese.
Yeah, yeah.
Kyle got bumped down to number 21 on the Blinko leaderboard.
I'm furious.
Yeah, I'm looking at it now.
Yeah, well, imagine...
Johnny, imagine this.
Imagine going into Z and then you're like 13 000 zeets lower than you should be and well myriads making adjustments to
their board or verifying all the numbers so instead of just doing that they removed the
board off the platform or like froze it in some way.
So my numbers were down like massively.
And I was like, I know these
motherfuckers just didn't slash
But the Myriad was until
the 3rd of January, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They removed your seat.
Well, no, they're not. They removed the whole
thing from like, you can't even
see the tournaments when you go uh to the ended ones oh so they're they're yeah
when they're they're doing something so yeah i was really surprised by that now if they put the
board back up and i'm like third or fourth and some numbers got fucked around then yeah we're
gonna problem but uh but i i highly doubt it. As long as I was where I was,
we'll be good.
But yeah, so that was pretty surprising
because yeah, I went down to like 8,200.
I understand the grind.
The grind and the hustle.
You have wrote every day
a tweet about myriads made every day,
a video and everything.
So yeah, I understand that.
Yeah.
He's the number one influencer on the number
zero prediction market.
Number four.
Number four.
That's what it is. Number four.
All right. Cool.
I think we're out of shit to talk about.
I have shit to do. My daughter
turned the heat on,
and it's fucking hotter than 20 hells in this fucking room.
And this is all shit
that I gotta get figured out.
I want to find out a barrel that I'm saying.
Oh, well, hurry the fuck up.
You take the time, Barrels.
Oh, baby, left.
Bye-bye, Barrels.
Why are you not in your garage?
Because I moved into
back into the house, bro.
Oh, is it the cold in the garage?
No, I've been out in the garage
for fucking two and a half years.
I have not gotten up
one time during this space.
I haven't smoked a cigarette.
It's hard to pick up on it.
Fucking Dijani's thick European accent.
But I sensed a tinge
of condescending fucking down there he was like oh is it a little too cold for you little bitch
ass jesus yeah well no it's not i like the cold so no i haven't said that i'm usually in in like
flip-flops through most of the year so um but yeah no so now just gotta yeah i gotta get shit adjusted here so
but i'm but i'm excited to be inside the house um yeah but either way uh new abstract badge make
sure you go claim that pretty simple if you connected your email address you'll have the abstract badge. So pretty simple stuff.
Go do that. Go buy some NFTs.
Go fucking, you know,
go do whatever. I say everybody
in this room, go buy one creep. Even you,
CoinKong. Don't fucking put your thumb down, bro.
Don't put your thumb down.
Alright, not cool.
But anyways. Bears too.
I like bears. They're a little cheaper.
You can buy like three bears. Yeah, you could. little cheaper. You could buy like three bears.
Yeah, you could.
You could buy two Remelios.
Or you could just go buy three or four fucking
creeps. That's what you could go do.
Yeah, just be smart about it.
The smartest decision is to go...
You could just buy a vacation and save your
fucking mental health. That's what you could do instead of
buying paypegs on the internet.
No, no, no. You buy a few creeps
then you go on vacation.
I don't need my mental health. I have a lady.
It's 100%
fucking true.
Mouse, go back to sleep, bro. You ain't had enough sleep.
You don't.
Go back to sleep, bro.
All right. Love you guys.
We will see you tomorrow. Peace out.
Holy shit. Love you too, gay guy.
Bye, everybody.
Insights
Token L
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