Reality Check 🧀🎙️

Recorded: March 31, 2025 Duration: 2:01:43
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Short Summary

Recent developments in the crypto space include the launch of the guns token on Abstract and Binance, showcasing new token issuance. Strategic fundraising efforts are evident with seed and strategic rounds, while innovations in blockchain gaming and prediction markets are highlighted through Web3 games and Myriad's integration into Decrypt articles. Additionally, trends in strategic token management and sports prediction markets are emerging, reflecting the dynamic nature of the industry.

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I hope the worst.
I hope your breath stay with a dookest mail.
I hope soon as you get them done, bitch, you break every fucking nail.
I hope you wake up and realize you got a tail.
I hope when Jesus comes, you the only person that he sent to hell.
I hope your kids go to school and just fail.
I hope you open a mailbox every day and that bitch ain't got no mail.
I hope the plugs serve you off a broke scale.
I hope your house burned down
and you can't find no hotel.
I hope roaches crawl on you when you sleep.
I hope you never have sex,
but it still burn when your ass clear.
I hope they steal your car and they sell it cheap.
I hope you get a permanent black stain
on the bottom of your feet.
I hope somebody throw a bleach on all your clothes. I hope you get COVID and can't
never smell through your nose. I hope your best friend group chat get exposed. I hope
your baby daddy beat you for cheating and you ain't even got no hoes. I hope the worst,
I hope you allergic to your shirt. I hope it's an off day for everybody and you the only
one at work. I hope they see boo-boo crumbs when you twerk. I hope they show your close friends to everybody at your mama's church. I hope everybody you love
hates you. I hope you heard that first part I made and everything came true. I hope it's a bank
robbery and they blame you. I hope they go to your mama's house and take her to jail and say she robbed
the bank too. I hope your Roku remote forever lost. I hope you paid your light bill and you sad
when you home because they off. I hope you spill milk all over your bed. I hope you Roku remote forever lost. I hope you paid your light bill and you sad when you home
because they off.
I hope you spilled milk all over your bed.
Hope you get a wig and when you take it off,
the glue take every fucking edge.
I hope you wake up from the children of the corn.
I hope every time you crank up your car,
it start to call them.
I hope your rose the only one they made to form.
I hope you think it worked perfectly,
but really, that bitch got a thorn.
I hope you wake up and you double the height.
I hope when you eat, you gain a pound with every single bite.
I hope you the first black person to catch lights.
I hope no matter what you drinking, it tastes just like a McDonald's Sprite.
I hope the worst of hope you get bit by a tiger.
I hope you drop your brand new iPhone and a hot ass fish fry.
I hope the top half of your face just get lighter.
I hope you get Will Smith face slapped by MMA fighters. I hope your left leg wide ass fish fryer. I hope the top half of your face just get lighter. I hope you get Will Smith face slapped by MMA Fighters.
I hope your left leg and your right leg switch.
I hope soon as you get up out the shower, your whole body itch.
I hope your top lip roll bigger than the bottom.
I hope you run out of gas and when you walk to get some gas,
they ain't got it. I hope your shoes shrink as soon as you bomb.
I hope all of your friends throw a party and your ass don't get invited.
I hope you accidentally piss off Mike Tyson.
I hope you piss him off so fucking bad,
all you think about is fighting.
I hope you wake up on a deserted island.
I hope ain't nothing wrong with your baby,
but your baby keep on crying.
I hope the money call put your phone on silent.
I hope you drive all the way to work
just for them to tell you that you fired.
I hope you get heartburn with every blink.
I hope you combing your hair in the mirror and it fall out in the sink. I hope you get part, girl, with every blink. I hope you comb your hair in the mirror
and it fall out in the sink.
I hope your new trick of police when y'all link.
I hope it's three tablespoons of salt
at the bottom of everything you drink.
I hope the worst, I hope a cluck steal all your clothes.
I hope you ain't got no grill,
but every last one of your teeth is gold.
I hope you wake up and you 80 years old.
I hope when you get horny, you open that little drawer
and your whole vibrator
bro that's probably the best song recommendation i've ever been given um i hope the word yeah that was pretty good
kyle can you hear me oh are we bugging out because like you're here as a speaker and i can't hear you if you're talking
kenny can you hear me yo yo yeah all right yeah you got me kyle's busted and can't be trusted
that was a good song uh that was uh given to me by none other than who do you think gave me that song
one guess one guess only who gave me the song
song who gave me the song name that i kyle no kyle did not uh no that was given to me by
uh none other than bibbles um is who that was given to me by so yeah um let me see as long as this don't um all right just let me see if it does that right there
okay um all right we're good maybe kyle comes back i don't know what's going on with him
uh but yeah bibbles banging ass song i wish i had that around uh for when i was married uh and going
through my divorce i would have sent that over kenny, where'd you go? What the fuck, bro?
What is going on today?
Kenny, get your ass.
Kenny, are you here?
Are you with me now?
What is the problem here today?
Yo, it just kicked me for some reason.
I don't know why.
Yeah, I don't know why either. um yeah i don't know why either but anyways uh repost the room
share the space hopefully kyle comes back uh service has been kind of wild i've had lights
uh flashing and getting crazy over here uh just had hail like come down pretty hard too
so i'm hoping my pickup truck didn't get too fucking dinged up
um yeah what's going on with that shit i don't know i don't know just some bad weather uh bad
shit happening uh it's going all the way across the uh shit from kentucky all the way down yeah
so yeah part of texas. Yeah, pretty bad stuff.
But anyways, like I said, repost the room, share the space.
I'm also live on Abstract Chain.
Please head over there if you can.
If you're on a computer, open a tab, check things out.
Come see over there.
Even if you want to just listen to us on this side, then just, you know, mute the fucking stream
and listen to us in the spaces.
So I don't even know if audio is coming through.
I guess it is because I had somebody LOL the fucking,
the song while it was playing.
So, but yeah, a lot to get to.
A lot happening. Kennyny how was your weekend
week it was great thank you for asking yeah what'd you get into oh you know it's a lot of uh
ufh basketball mostly you know just watching the tourney yeah so i removed kenny from co-host just
so he couldn't talk about ufh uh we're not going to talk about U of H at all or Tennessee Vols.
So let's go.
That way he couldn't do anything.
All right.
So now we're back.
Kenny, how was your weekend?
Kenny, you're on mute.
Yeah, how about unmuting me, asshole?
I said you were unmuted.
Everybody was unmuted.
No, you don't have me on mute.
No, I muted everyone on stage, which is just you.
That is me.
That is the only person on stage without a co-host role.
Yeah, I took the co-host role away so you didn't get out of hand with this conversation
you were about to have. Sour puss this conversation you were sour puss yeah uh i got
rocked bro i got rocked i i figured you so here's the the real thing so i put the 1.56 mil
it swung the market a little bit i was up like 90 000 points at one point um and then i started
doing something and i was like i'm gonna sell this right before the game starts and i forgot to go
back and sell i was locked in at that point i'm like fuck it it is what it is i had a pretty
strong feeling that tennessee wasn't gonna fucking win just because of how hard they had to fight to even get in in the first
But yeah, I did not
realize U of H was that
dominating. And
Tennessee in the whole first half couldn't even get
the ball inside the paint.
Like, it was that
bad where they couldn't even move the fucking
I tried to tell you
we've got season tickets i've been to multiple games i kept telling you u of h is legit these
guys are going to make a deep run into the playoffs and uh yeah i mean uh sorry i mean i
i told you from the get-go just put your points on u of h you would have made a million points
if you did it when i did it um you decided not to, and that's all good, though. It's all good, man.
Yeah. So now, is Duke
that much better than Houston? Because Duke's
minus four and a half. Duke literally has
three players on their starting five that are going to be drafted in the top
10 in the NBA draft this year.
but the problem is they're all young and we've got a bunch of grown men on
So I think we're going to be really physical with them.
I think we're going to like rough them up a little bit.
they're favored.
I think five and a half points is what they're favored.
Four and a half on ESPN.
Right now on myriad markets duke is 68
to houston 32 oh did they put it up yeah oh boy i'm about to slam this yeah deuston uh deuston
fuck am i saying duke is 67.9 and Houston 32.1.
Oh, and they got Auburn, Florida, too.
Is where it's at.
So are you going to put your money where your mouth is and go to Houston?
I'm going to put a million points on Houston.
Whoa, bro.
What does that say if you're going to win that?
If Tennessee would have showed the fuck up
and at least scored some points in the first half,
I think it would have been a different game
because they were really in a good position
because they took out Roberts,
which, you know, because he had two fouls quickly.
One was a dumb foul anyways.
But, like, if they would have fucking actually scored
during that time frame,
I think it could have been a different game.
Had I ended up winning, bro, I would have walked away
with like five and a half million points on that deal if Tennessee had won.
But unfortunately, they didn't.
And I lost 1.56 million points on that.
Pretty fucked up um so yeah i don't want to see these
are these are actually really tough matchups um to predict because i mean you're you're literally
talking about four number one seeds you know which is the first time it's happened since 2008
the only second time it's ever happened in the NCAA tournament.
So usually you get a two, a three, a five, somewhere else,
some other team other than the top seeds in.
So, I mean, this is really creme de la creme.
It's the best teams going head to head.
It's going to be a lot of fun to watch.
So I'm looking forward to it.
Yeah, yeah, it should be.
I went from rank 207 on the Myriad leaderboard to rank 567 because of that one bet
god almighty yeah i'm at 199 right now i'm in the top 200 feeling pretty good
ah nice well good yeah good congratulations uh hopefully houston pulls it off for you and they
run it all the way to the championship.
It's going to be tough.
Yeah, but plenty of other markets over on Myriad.
They had six USDC markets over the weekend,
but right now they're only down to three.
So we'll end up seeing, you know, where everything sways out.
I'm sure they're going to end up putting more,
more markets out. I took the underdog again. I put my, I had 40,000 points. I threw it on Houston.
This is now my Epic comeback as far as a myriad goes. So now I'm just going to have to fucking
sit here and just keep questing like a motherfucker, to do that so uh but yeah they they need more
fast closing markets because a lot of these other markets are all like fucking end of q2
july we have several end of q1 markets ending tomorrow tonight so if you if you go in and look
brother i mean there's some of these where you can make some small gains
at, uh, this one, obviously not, not the Dogecoin. Um, this one's only a 7% difference of the guy
getting his, his Bitcoin out of the dump. Um, where's the other one? The other one was off the
grid launching on main net. That one's still only at 89%. No. so you can still make 10% right there uh if you just go put that
on uh will off the grid hit main net q1 so um so yeah I mean the token did but not the uh not the
game itself I don't think so um so yeah there's there's still some some ways to make some fast gains here.
The bear chain one is good.
I'm in on that.
Will bear chain be in the top 80 as far as market cap goes?
It's got to be, right?
Yeah, by the end of the week.
Yeah, it's comfortably in the top 100.
You know, and I mean, you can still get in at around around 75 right now i think my average is 61 cents
okay yeah i had this british guy give me advice on a soccer game or a football and uh yeah i lost
on that so thanks uh for being ill-informed about your native sport um i appreciate that
so i lost on that one too.
Just losing everywhere. Kind of funny right now. But yeah, so
if you're not on Myriad, get over there. Check
it out. A lot of cool shit
happening over there.
And these points will eventually
lead into some type
of an airdrop.
And I just actively
check it. And you can do it all from your phone as
well i don't know if you do a lot of it on your phone or not kidding uh i do it all on my laptop
for the most part do you yeah i do it on my phone quite often so it uh it connects you to abstract
and everything right there on the go and yeah i tried doing it one time it kept giving me some
type of error when i was trying to connect to uh myriad markets i tried once and then i said fuck it i'll just do it on my laptop yeah the
problem is you got to go in and do the block uh the block of the you got to go in and do the
unblock of the pop-ups is what it is so that might be what it is yeah it was every time i was trying
to sign into my uh agw on myion it kept like failing so that's probably
why i need to probably yeah unblock the pop-ups yeah good point all right well i sent you a co-host
invite uh now you can have that back um yeah i don't want no other you know shit going on uh
seeing a post here from sygar uh for those of you that do not know Saigar, he's one of the lead devs on Abstract.
So he is saying,
the trending token section of the Abstract portal
is now powered by Deck Screener,
which is pretty good.
I hope they have better charts there.
I haven't looked.
Tokens trending on the Abstract Deck Screener
will now show up in the portal as well this is
the first step to improving our trading experience for users uh expect more changes in the coming
weeks which has been big bro like all these other tokens there's some tokens that are going up some
aren't uh but abstract has been seeing a lot of positive stuff even though on this post it shows like down you know percentage wise but like there's been i've been seeing some people post some crazy pnls
from yeah no look i mean here's the thing you know volume wise it's you know nothing to write
home about right but like i think the i think the key, you know, if you can find one of these ones that are going to stay relative, relative, you know, like, um, or relevant, the top 10, right, you have one, two, three,
four, five, six, six coins in the top 10 that are still under a hundred or a million dollar
market cap, you know? So like, if you just buy it and forget about it and come back and check in
like a month or so, I mean, I think that's what kind of what happened with Appster. I think it
traded, you know, relatively around 1 to 2 mil for a while there
and it's been slowly grinding its way up, sitting at 11 mil now.
Newt up at like 20 mil.
I think if you got in early and just sat on it, you're up.
It's 20 mil now.
So I think if you can go in and buy like half a percent,
1% of a supply of a coin that's sitting at like you know 190 000
and it runs up to a mil you're gonna make some money yeah um volume is not that great uh but
still it's a growing ecosystem as more people come into it i think people will start paying
more attention to some of the native meme coins on uh you know abstract and you know if you can
just throw 50 100 200 bucks into one of
these coins a couple of these coins just sit on it who knows you could end up with thousands of
dollars yeah so i think i think it's a good idea yeah yeah yeah um yeah so i'm seeing it on here
now you can see it i'm streaming it um it does show you that uh it does give you a deck screener link. It's just going to be a matter of when they implement the,
the chart from deck screener into new and into all these other mean coins.
but at least the price action itself,
I guess is what's powered right now.
So that's,
that's pretty good.
As far as that goes, uh, yeah, uh, just happened to run across that.
But, uh, anyways, I guess the big news today, Kenny is the, um, the big news today is the
guns gun token launching on abstract, um, and we're, you know, launching on Binance.
Yeah. abstract um and we're you know launching on binance no no yeah yeah so uh but it is it is
built on top of uh abstract uh even the whole chain is uh i think is is it abstract i mean not
abstract on avalanche avalanche avalanche i'm fucking being dumb here um so yeah so but pretty big pretty big i mean bro it's still sitting at
let me go back and look um all right so it fell right underneath one bill
um it's sitting at a 58.92 mil market cap 974 mil uh fdv it looked like it peaked at about
somewhere around there which is
pretty fucking good right
but you know I pinned up quite a few
tweets up there at the top to
you know to
show you like there's very minimal supply
on the token out like 610 mil uh 604.5 mil so there's only six percent of the supply out the
the the winners of this token were 100 the k, the KOLs got the biggest unlock.
I think they got 15% of their token unlocked.
Everyone else was like 5% or less.
You got 15%?
No, I never did anything with guns.
Wait, you're not a KOL?
No, I'm not.
No, I'm just a moldy piece of cheese.
I need to find someone else's goetails you do you do
what do we got like eight people in the space yeah no you definitely fucking need to um yeah
we're going down worse than fucking cardano so uh reality check is is that we should just quit
doing this that's what it is. But anyways, yeah.
So, but yeah, so like not many people I'm looking at,
so I have Grail's post up here.
While it is, you know, visually a good token,
he said now a couple of caveats.
This motherfucker put like fucking 80 different scenarios in here
of why the token is where it is.
You know, we won't, I won't read it verbatim, but seed in strategic round, which was 40, 60 mil,
investors only had 5% and 2% unlock on TGE with a six month cliff, 18 month vesting.
You know, so he did invest in this token bro how long ago kenny do you think
he invested in gun and gunzilla and off the grid probably a year ago at least five years ago
five years ago is when he's seen the first pitch for this um and i'm sure it's evolved you know heavily beyond that so uh only six percent
circulating supply like i said if you were a kol they had the biggest unlock to my i'm pretty sure
it was a 15 unlock uh from what i've seen on all the other posts so there's not you know there's
not a lot of cell pressure because there's there's only 6% of the fucking supply out now out of that 6%,
out of that 6%,
if I remember reading correctly,
66% of that is in Binance's hand.
So Binance is able to control the supply.
So they essentially just set it up to where it's like,
you know, and it's just like any
meme coin.
You hear all the grifty scammers say it, you know, they want to hold 80 plus percent of
the supply so they can control the price.
And that's essentially what Grail says right here.
That, you know, if, you know, if they're able to control the price and control the narrative of the coin,
they continue bringing in Web2 people,
and the game continues to gain traction.
He thinks they're going to control it
and pump the price for the first three to six months.
And then from there, more tokens will get released.
And then, you know, if everybody's playing the game still,
then you're going everybody's playing the game still then you're gonna you're
gonna do good do pretty good but apparently he also says that there were many of the nodes were
sold at several hundred million token fdvs so those people are ready and willing wanting to
take profits problem Problem is,
I don't know what the vesting is for that
and when they get their token.
Let me go look real quick
because we've seen a screen grab of that earlier.
And I think those guys have,
I think those guys have quite a bit of time
before the,
fuck, that doesn't have community nodes.
I think some of these guys, they end up
having like a year
before they can even unlock the
the nodes. Yeah, I don't even
see it right here.
Yeah, which is pretty
fucking wild, right? To have
to wait 12 months, 18 months before
you can even do anything
uh i mean i mean it's standard if you're like i guess in a like a true seed round
like not one of these bullshit kol rounds or right or angel rounds you see posted that's
literally just a fucking pre-sale they just portal you couldn't like if you're a like a real angel investor right i mean it was a year yeah
seed round was a year uh here it looks like it's uh for these guys it was definitely
the founders and team is a 30-month cliff 18-month linear vesting. Private A, Private B,
12 month cliff,
18 month linear
vesting in different percentages
And then the public round
has no cliff,
6 month vesting, 5%
But I don't know. Kyle said he played the game i don't
know i haven't seen any threads about how those people are able to get any of their token but i
also don't see any unlock for those people either on tge so it's yeah sorry i'm just trying to get
my shit together work here because as far as i know i mean i didn't play it much so you know and i'm at work right now so i can't really fuck around
with it on my console uh i'll report back as soon as i get a chance though yeah i know i probably
don't have much of that token though if i do have any yeah i'm trying to find like just get some
information on some guys that were actually playing it pretty heavily, um,
to see if they actually,
to see if they actually even had any,
any tweets out as far as like the Jesus Martinez guy.
I know he played it fucking insanely heavy.
I just don't know if he was able to claim anything um he's just
tweeting about how hype the fucking uh how hype the price is so they're definitely not tweeting
what they got he was definitely in the kol round fucking guarantee you that but like ninja and
some of those other big streamers they had i I guarantee you they were paid in all USDC and also the token as well.
So pretty interesting though.
It's good for all Web3 games, I guess.
You know, we have some that we're invested in as far as Revolving Games and SOMO.
I don't know if you're into any more than that but we're you know eagerly waiting those tgs um will they either of those get binance i
don't fucking know uh highly doubt it but you know if by if somo opens do major centralized
exchanges even mean
anything anymore now that like multiple
absolute retarded meme coins
have made it and been launched on
major centralized exchanges?
I think so. I think it still matters
if you're on Binance versus
Mexi. Look at fucking...
Look at some of these other tokens that
are launching on smaller platforms. They're getting
fucking just drained instantly.
But it also helps with having a big supply.
So, and being able to control it.
So, yeah, I don't, I think it does matter though.
But this is good.
We need, we needed gaming tokens, a gaming token, something to fucking launch good.
And be sustainable. But this is just like 100% controlled
and it's obvious.
But like, what does that do for SOMO
and Revolving Games that's coming
and other TGs that are coming?
Right now, if SOMO launched at the same price
with roughly the same amount of supply out kenny we would get you would end up
getting a little bit under your initial out on tg and then then on top of that because we're an angel
we have a six month cliff right you know so and that's if they keep all the tokenomics exactly the same. We haven't seen no indication of them changing anything for SOMO,
but we also haven't seen a tweet from SOMO in 10 days,
which is bearish in my opinion.
10 days is a long fucking time to go without a tweet.
Especially if you're,
gearing up for tge you would
assume um it would be a lot more i'm gonna check kaido i'm gonna check kaido real quick and see
see how many votes somo has now um they were last week at like 600k on their pre-TGE
Kaido Connect, the board there.
Let me go look
and see where we're at.
Oh shit, moving
up, moving up.
We're at 932,000
So we're currently right now
six, we're currently in now six. We're currently in ninth
But they also listed
They also listed
quite a few more.
They also listed six more brands.
So I'm going to go vote
see what I can get.
See that tweet from Yoohoo?
Oh, about some updates coming?
Yeah, about like, you know,
finding these farming rings of yappers,
you know, those yap communities.
Yeah, whatever man created one.
Yeah, he said he's going after them.
What's he going to do, though?
He's going to end up doing he gonna do though he's gonna end up doing
the same thing ethos did ethos fucking just like ethos pissed a lot of people off this weekend bro
a lot of people are stepping away i saw kicks is uh although all he does is fud but yeah kicks is
a fucking idiot i'm sorry he said he left the platform he He took down all his reviews.
What did I miss?
What happened with Ethos that pissed everybody off?
Go ahead, Chiefs.
They adjusted your points.
This happened on Friday.
What they did is they lowered the,
they lowered the percentage of points, like the weight of the,
your wallet age and your Twitter account.
They took the weight off those significantly.
So like my point.
What's the problem with that?
Why does that piss everybody off?
Just because number went down?
Like number went down bad.
The number is just a number.
They're going to play
with how that number is calculated.
What are the odds
that you fire up an algorithm
to try to give people a social credit score
and nail it on the first
mathing of the math?
That's not going to be the last time that they play with that
and it's not like
yeah but it's not like they
were promising you an airdrop based on
that and they just slash 10% of your airdrop
it's like dude this is like
a platform that's being developed
there is eventually going to be an airdrop
people need to chill the fuck out
like I'm not on ethos
I could be on ethos if I wanted to be
but I'm not because I don't like social credit
that's not to say that it won't be useful to people
I don't know if I was on ethos
that would not have pissed me off at all
I've talked to that severing guy
or whatever
he's doing the best he can
he's not in my ethos
it's not in my ethos.
So essentially,
your Ethereum X account
age has been reduced
plus five possible
extra credibility points,
which I think is dumb.
Your X account is what
you're getting your social credit score on.
So like your social credit.
Just the age of it.
I mean, look, here's a good example.
I'm a good example of this, right?
Count for it.
I've had this X account since I was,
like before I even used X really all the time.
Like I think I made this account maybe when I was in high school.
Was this for following like strippers?
For like 10 years, right?
So like the age of my
ex account does not represent like
how long I've been in the space.
Like if you just look at the age of my ex account
you might think that I should be
a master fucking trader.
Which I certainly am not, you know?
If you look at the age of my ex account
I should have been one of the motherfuckers that
originally farmed Bitcoin.
So I get that. So then why do you reduce the
age uh the the weight on your ethereum wallet why reduce that if this is supposed to be a social
credit score it should be based off of your credit your your what else goes into it do we do we know
what else is factored in other than the stuff that they nerf? It matters with the, well, they also took away credibility,
credibility, credibility earned from the person who has invited you
has been reduced by 75%.
So say that you invited me, all right?
And then say Zeneca invited someone else.
Zeneca's credibility and his score is way higher than yours would be
or mine or probably anybody in this room.
So you would get a boost from that
because that person is pretty much vouching for you.
That's why it impacts.
I can understand that too, though, right?
If your goal is to get a fuckload of people on this platform,
you need to reduce the reasons why people might be hesitant to hand out the invites.
Some people might not be in a big hurry to hand out invites, even though they might have a plethora of invites to give out,
if they're worried about how the people they invite, what effect they're going to have on their own personal score.
Yeah, exactly.
I have yet to even get any
invites since i've been on the platform um they've only given out invites to like 600 people since i
actually got my invite from uh chewy and the problem is is then i had like everybody and
their mom was like trying to get an invite from me and i'm like bro i have no invites i'm not
lying to anyone i'll show you my fucking uh i'll show you my fucking shit right here live i mean you can see it i have zero invites
never never never had i didn't know this was that kind of porn site uh yeah i'll show you all my
shit uh but you know when i when i would go invite somebody say i went to go invite uh brian
you know old power rankings say i would like give him one like that
would damage my score because i'm giving it to someone who's gonna get a shitty score or he's
gonna have a shitty wallet presence or a shitty uh twitter so like you don't want to give it to
someone like juice for instance or you know kenny yeah or saul or kenny like you know uh kenny gets his ratings
from his exes would be just fucking i mean drain everybody i don't even want i don't even want to
be on the platform because like you know there's like there might be like 1500 people on this app
that like understand that i'm joking and then everybody else that
would ever hear me in a space might think i'm just wildly inappropriate dickhead that's probably
racist and yeah that could help me in my score you know like i don't want to be on this fucking
thing because i you know i i say inappropriate shit jokingly with love you know yeah still not
everybody knows that yeah so i was i was I was probably about 110 points away from getting to the reputable.
And now I'm all the way back to 1269 on my points.
So the thing that gives you the most impact is, guess what?
Staking Ethereum to someone's fucking name and vouching for them with money.
So now they've put it
to where the only way you can get
a high amount of points
is either having
a fuck ton of
positive reviews,
or you end up
having people vouch for you with money.
I mean, that's what it's supposed to be, though.
Like, it's supposed to be about...
Look, you can do a social score
a lot of different ways algorithmically, but
ultimately, from having talked to the guy
and heard him talk in a few spaces,
it sounds like he wants the crux
of your score to be from reviews,
from people reviewing or
slashing you. But it's not.
Like, that's just a...
I'm showing it right now on the stream.
To get a high impact, you need
more unique vouchers from multiple
users to get a higher score.
The only way to get vouchers is
if I go to Kyle's
Well, like me and Mason did it, just testing
it out on that space.
I did .01 ETH to Mason.
Mason did .01 ETH to Mason. Mason did .01 ETH to me
and it gave us a boost.
You have to, the only
way to vouch is with money.
So the only
way to do that is with money.
So the only way to run your
score up high is
getting it. Now you're going to have people farming
it that are wealthy in a group
and they're gonna be you know three by three in it and they're gonna be fucking dude it's a problem
and i don't know how they're gonna solve it like if you make it currently just based on reviews
from x accounts people will fire up fake accounts and bought the living shit out of this thing
right like i get the the need to tie money into it to make it a proof of stake kind of a thing
is specifically to make it so it's less prone to manipulation right but it also creates this like
thing where it's like dude do i really want to like tie liquidity up on some weird platform
just giving other people boosts yeah am i gonna negotiate with a bunch of people so we just like
swap a bunch of liquidity so that
i have well that's the thing though is you can't platform that everybody isn't even using like yeah
but they you can't really create a bunch of accounts and do it you gotta you have to be
invited so you're you have to use a real account uh unless you but it's in its early stages i mean
he wants to scale this thing up. Well, sorry we're not
talking about whatever else.
I want to like
this platform just because I do think that
that guy has the best intentions and he's
trying to make something cool and useful.
I just don't
see how it's going to work.
Both of you fagbags
will be on here at some point.
Ni hao. I'd rather move to China.
You will be on here at some point, Saulo i'd rather move to china you will be on here at some point you might be talking shit about it now but i'm telling you yeah you will be on there bro yeah you want any i was offered an invite like a couple days ago and
i was like nah nah why didn't you get it let's see if anybody's right because i just said because
dude look first of all look i'm not tying any of my liquidity up on anything
other than investments that I think I can get a return on.
By the way, I'll probably lose on that, right?
Nobody's reviewed Saul yet.
I was seeing if they did.
Also, like, I just, I don't want, you know,
random people in some space that I go to
to hear me make some fucking off-color joke
that didn't quite land right you
know swinging a miss whoopsie poopsie and now all of a sudden i'm getting my thing slashed
and people go to that that uh platform and think i'm a scammer when really i'm just a guy who
fucking puts his foot in his mouth all right kyle kyle got a review a connoisseur of space co-hosted
got to know kyle recently easy going and a good co-host of Reality
Check with Jesus. How do I have a review? I don't even have
an account. It doesn't matter. You can still
review people without them having a score.
I gotta put my fucking account on private.
Anyone review me?
Hold on to Johnny. Let me finish reading.
Apparently a good
gamer but not tested his skills
yet so don't know.
That was by Chewy. chewy chewy was able to to
to vouch for you uh all right let me look up to johnny goddamn to johnny you could have had a
longer at right um jeez i'm doing a give i'm doing a giveaway what are you giving away some of those
i got everybody on i gotta think i got
i didn't run anybody i'm not the founder go fuck yourself but no i was gonna give away something
what what what what did kenneth sapiens rock yeah bro he's a fucking fudder you know fucking
fudder they're done you know he fuds me for some fucking weird reason i thought i'd be nice to him
idiot i try to be his friend and he just fucking floods me, bro
I gotta put up with this all the time dude
Jesus calm down Brian
While you're discussing
I want to say GM GM. Yeah, how are you doing? I'm out to Saul. He doesn't give a fuck what you're saying. Saul was in the middle of telling us about his fucking giveaway.
No, dude, no.
He said, while you're all talking, I'm just going to say GM, GM.
Saul's still talking.
Hell yeah.
That's what's up.
Johnny, hold the fuck on.
Saul, what are you giving away?
I don't know.
And by the way, Saul has not rugged anything.
I want to get positive reviews.
I haven't.
Go check my records.
No, I know that.
We don't need to check them. I want positive reviews on this app that I'm never going to go on.
I'm just willing to give out
what I got in my bag.
Let me look for something cool.
Give me three minutes. I'm going to look for something cool
to give away.
Time has started. Three minutes.
This Ethos app is like the
communist China party.
I'm going to break this app right now, idiot.
I'm going to fucking break it from the outside.
I'm going to go in there.
I'm just going to give away shit from the outside and get the best review.
Johnny, you do not have a review yet.
Oh, that's good.
But yeah, the app is a review for review farming.
It's soft-stacking influencers.
In the end, just big influencers win all the small E-ticks.
And I don't think...
Yeah, there is a lot of up on the app,
but I don't think Ethos has anything what brings the space.
I mean, what is the purpose of Ethos?
A lot of people are doing nice reviews each other,
like I'm doing a review of you.
Wow, Jesus, you're such a good person.
And then comes Kyle, says the same.
Oh, Jesus, you're such a good person.
And then the team is going through this list and thinking,
oh, this guy has so many good reviews with such a good guy.
Okay, let's take him as kol i mean why should
the team do that you have so many protocols like kaito like protocols like moni you you have so
many tools um to do that let me let me slow you down for just a second i think that the point is
less about kol managers picking good kols and more this is just the impression i
got from from homeboy right i think it's more about like new participants in the space coming
into the space and not knowing who's who and not knowing who to trust like it i thought it took me
a long time you know years even to sort out like who's who in the space and who can and can't be
trusted when you first come into this space dude, Twitter really pushes people that are botting their spaces and botting their engagement.
The people that get put in front of you are the scammers because they know how to manipulate
these algorithms. So if there was a platform like Ethos that could be pulled off really well and
successfully and without manipulation, it would be very useful to
new participants it's just again i question whether or not this can be done without it being
manipulated and without being some giant suck of liquidity in some weird way but brother this
all of this fake influencers they would do the same thing they would they would make all ethos accounts and
they would review them good but i think when a person comes to web3 i think he don't care about
ethos or he will hear about ethos when he is dig deep in the trenches like we are we are consuming
24 hours of information on crypto okay but new people coming in they don't know how to
make a count on coinbase um i don't think they will go for ethos there i agree i mean they
certainly won't now i mean there's you know this is something that's only being discussed by people
that are here every day at the moment but if this became a if they could do it successfully and it
became a prominent platform you know people would
hear about the ethos platform on their way into the space it's it's a matter of time and scale
and all that i just personally i just don't see how you how you pull this off successfully though
you know i don't i don't know how we get to that point where it is like, you know, a key point. So, okay, we are reviewing Twitter, guys.
So the good thing would be if Twitter integrates Ethos into their app,
all other things like downloading extension and everything,
I don't think people want to do that.
Ordinary people.
We will do everything.
I mean, if i want to bridge from
one chain to another chain i need two hours with sitting here click here click here click here
click here and a normal guy comes in bro he don't want to spend two hours on clicking somewhere he
he puts his joint together and go smoke he don't care about 100 steps. Dajani, calm down.
All right.
Okay, okay, okay.
I want it just to be a little... All right, hold on one second.
Calm down.
I think you're a little bit upset this morning
because BNB's rewards for gun were pretty shit, right?
Yeah, I agree.
It was like $1.70 per BNB.
And if you have a yeah a lot of bmb and get just uh 300 or 400 dollars you think
i'm really upset about it okay well that's that's uh understandable uh did you collect your reward
yet are you still holding on to it i'm holding on to it i mean they're just 6% out of supply
maybe there's a J curve
and they come tomorrow out
I'm even thinking if it goes
didn't you say something last week
there would be maybe a J curve on
something else
but I don't remember
which token it was maybe it was
guns right
I don't know i'm not sure um
all right well that's a lot to unpack there okay i figured i figured i'm gonna get away i would
figure out what i'm gonna give away to to you know buy the people over on uh over on that ethos app
so what do you what do you do here's the deal so i got here i got this I got this grab bag of things.
I'm going to give away $5 in Solana.
I got two.
I missed the old Twitter NFTs.
Now that's just the start of the bag, right?
Now we're going to get into five crypto kitties, okay?
And I also have a Mochi Circle, which is a really cool nft and then i have the grand finale i'm going to
give away two and low flowers on flow that sounds like like too many different wallets to collect
that sounds like one of the most horrible giveaways ever dude i just want i just want to post it's all you gotta do is post proof of a positive
referral or something on ethos with my you know on my account you do that and i'm going to send
you the coolest nfts all right there you go and maybe and maybe five dollars in the soul so
you know there's anybody that's broken up to care to give me a positive review on there that i can
flex from the outside well i might go do it do any of
these nfts have we thought i'll set you five dollars in soul right now let's get this offer
no i don't need it no no well then just do it for free then just go give me a positive review bro
show people you love it would actually negatively impact you by minus 14 points i was about to do
one there to johnny and then it's a negative. Oh, it negatively impacts me just to have one review?
Yeah, because you don't
have an account yet. So it doesn't support people having
this small friend group. It only supports
large friend groups.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, well, just get you an
ethos invite and come join the party.
No. So that's what I've
been talking about the last 10 minutes.
The biggest alphas in the space
Jesus have 100 followers bro
and they follow probably 500 accounts
and they're rich as shit
they fucking buy up all your floors
and they don't ever talk
so that's something you should remember
I'm gonna go find those people
you won't find them
I will go find them
one of them is about to give a market update
Kenny are you here?
Are you with us?
Are you there?
Yeah, yeah, I'm here.
All right, let's run through some market shit.
Market looks pretty good right now.
Bitcoin, surprisingly, because, you know, the stock market opened up pretty red.
The stock market opened up pretty red.
It's bouncing back a little bit right now.
It's bouncing back a little bit right now.
But yeah, Bitcoin's $83,580, which is up on the day almost 1%.
Ethereum back up to $18,47, up almost 2%.
Solana up almost 2% as well at $127.
So this morning it looked pretty grim.
Bitcoin got as low as $81,272, but has had a nice resurge in price.
I know Michael Saylor bought a shipload more Bitcoin this morning.
So yeah, overall majors, top three majors are green right now.
XRP is moving back up too, back up to $2.13.
Cardano at sixty six cents
Altcoins looking like they're bouncing back pretty nice as well from this morning's lows
so yeah overall, you know, we had a pretty
Low low volume weekend stock markets got slaughtered on Friday
And stock markets got slaughtered on Friday.
But yeah, things look like they're bouncing back a little bit.
Overall market cap at 2.6% which is up 0.66%.
Volume up 60% to 135 bill.
Reiterating how slow and low the volume was over the weekend.
But yeah, Bitcoin dominance back up 0.36%.
Back up to 63.85%. So
major is looking good right now. Obviously, we have Trump's announcement on the 2nd of April,
which is Wednesday. We'll see what he says about the tariffs. But those seem to be a looming issue around the traditional market as well as
crypto as well. But again, majors looking good. Dow Jones is now positive after being negative
on the day earlier this morning. NASDAQ still down 205, but moving up in the right direction, S&P down about 20 points. So, yeah, we'll see.
I know there's big, short interest in the traditional market.
Highest number since COVID.
A lot of short action coming in on the traditional market.
So we'll see how that plays out.
I think people are anticipating, you know, what, you know, wondering what Trump's going
to say on Wednesday.
But as of right now, it looks like things are bouncing back pretty well.
So, yeah, crypto markets looking good.
Meme coins, kind of the same situation.
Pretty low volume over the weekend.
But we are seeing some of the majors starting to bounce back a little bit.
You've got GIG up 16%, back up to $176 million.
Frontcoin trading at $435 million, about even.
PopCats up about 2.2%.
Pepe back up to $3 billion.
Not a whole lot of volume again uh a little bit flat
but green on the day and particularly in the last hour a lot of green over the last hour so it looks
like people are risked on right now starting to buy memes again um so that's good to see as far
as nfts go board eight's the big winner i don't know what going on, but they're back up to 15.4. Goddamn, really?
Yeah, up 7.5%, 35 sales over the past 24 hours.
I don't know if there's any news that's floating around out there.
I'm not aware of it.
I've seen them at 14 or like high 13s.
Yeah, well, they were 13 to begin the week of last week,
but up about 2.4 ETH over the past week.
Nice green candle on their chart if you look at it crypto punks uh trading about even at 42.59 pudgies back up over 10 um yeah but
again not a whole whole lot of movement creeps looking pretty good here too um you know i believe 1.9 is where we're at right now um so yeah uh you know on the
nft side of things again not a whole lot of volume but uh things seem to be trending up in the right
direction right now so um the big story over the weekend obviously bitcoin puppets you know they uh ended up dutch auction selling for 0.31 uh i'm sorry not bitcoin
yeah wizards right now are 0.156 down 24 on the day 67 sales if you bought on the auction at 0.31
you're down 50 on your thing is though, the people that bought on that Dutch auction
did not buy to flip, in my opinion, anyway.
It's a weird asset,
Taproot Wizard specifically, in my mind.
It's just, it's not...
Yeah, but even if you mint it off a whitelist for 0.2,
you're down.
I would say some of those people
probably bought to flip 100%.
They probably thought they were about to go up to a half of Bitcoin.
Dude, I heard people say, oh, this is the easiest trade out there.
These things are going to fly.
Yeah, but not the case.
So you're seeing a cascading event happening on Ordinals right now.
So Taproot Wizards down to 0.156, 24 quantum cats now down 46.8 to 0.047
these things are trading at 0.25 like a month month and a half ago maybe a little bit longer
than that but literally down to 0.047 you're seeing ombs down three percent bitcoin puppets at 0.038. Orm those are fucking crashing out right now. Across the
board, top 10, everything's red. So yeah. And I don't know. We'll see how that turns
out. But yeah, I'd be a little bit pissed off if I put $18,000 into a minute and I was down 25% like three days later.
Uh, cause that's a lot of money.
But I, I did see, uh, who's it?
I, you know, he said that people that fade me or Udi or whatever.
That people that, uh, that fade me are going to regret it.
So, um, but yeah.
What do you want him to say?
But you know,
it's still,
you got ordinal diehards.
I remember when we first started talking about it on this show,
it was fucked over two years ago.
And we were talking about ordinals and,
I still remember this day,
that article I read where it said that these
are going to be a 500 billion dollar market cap one day um and we had we kept down that path of
like ordinals and talking about them we probably could have been minting some of this shit like
super early on but uh we didn't we uh we the fuck on. Bro, there's been some clean
Bored Apes on the floor.
I'd seen a post earlier, this one guy.
He bought a clean-ass
gray. I'm showing it right now in abstract.
fur with a hoop earring
and a gold
Super fucking clean Bored Ape.
He paid 18 ETH for it. You can tell Jesus is extra broke this week because he's shopping. Bored Ape. He paid 18 ETH for it.
You can tell thesis is extra broke this week
because he's shopping for Bored Apes.
No, I'm looking at him.
Instead of CryptoPunks that he can't afford.
No, I'm looking at him.
36K ain't a bad fucking deal.
I'm looking at him because Kenny was talking about it.
No, trust you me.
I go to Bored Apes religiously.
I mean, Punks.
Every morning, Check them out.
Look, there's one right here.
55 ETH for this fucker.
Right here.
It's a pretty dope one.
I do like it.
Yeah, it's pretty badass.
But, yeah, I go to CryptoPunks all the fucking time, motherfucker.
Ain't nothing wrong window
shopping nothing wrong at all um but yeah all right so what else is happening in nfts
open sea made an announcement you see their xp announcement uh about the random airdrops right
the crate drops well no they're basically saying open seaa was saying that you're getting an XP package if you bought and held NFT on the platform for over six weeks.
During the beta phase, right? Or like right now, I guess, anyways.
Yeah, no, they're, yeah. So basically, I guess during this whole, you know, revamp of OpenSea.
during this whole revamp of OpenSeat.
Yeah, so anyone who's bought and held an NFT for over six weeks
will get XP packages,
further encouraging people to hodl instead of flipping.
We'll see how that turns out.
We'll see what that XP turns into, but that's pretty positive.
Yeah, they've given out 17,692 shipments from this one drop right here already.
See, I received a...
So they've done nine shipments already total.
And I received a shipment during the second one that they did.
Holder and purchase.
Purchaser.
And I've been holding that NFT ever since
this and I wonder why I
didn't get I guess I
don't know why I didn't get something else here because
it said it said
the original tweet from them said during
like a certain phase of their like
early beta and
on their wave one I guess so I
don't I don't know well it's pretty healthy
that they're incentivizing something other than listing.
You know, we saw
how that went with Blur. It wasn't a pretty
fucking scene, you know.
So far, they've given
shipments to people that did beta feedback,
holder and purchaser,
9DCC Mint,
which there wasn't very many of those,
for sweeping, loyalty and usage,
token swap, ape chain usage was a big one,
JVMI Mint, and buy and hold.
So that's number nine.
So they haven't went back to the blur metrics of rewarding yet.
And it seems like right here,
this is the way that they're doing it.
So yeah, good for them.
The top person right now
has 113,853 points.
And their largest holding
GEMISIS NFTs.
So this guy's probably just sitting there
with the high Weethofer
on GEMISIS NFTs.
I didn't even think these things were worth
that much still. I thought the
speculation was gone out of these.
the top Weethofer was 0.0325,
and the collection floor is 0.0329.
So this dude's probably just been sitting here
trading these motherfuckers.
Because everything else he has,
a lot of, they don't even have a value next to him.
I mean, I technically already made a bag off of Genesis.
Like, when I got the gemesis drop
like you know i actually did like i want to say like two eth on the fucking shit yeah i sold i
sold the couple that i had between the multiple wallets and because remember they ran that was it
for like for like a week they actually ran up um yeah yeah get okay and like and i kind of got
lucky i just wasn't paying attention i looked like
oh shit these are some shit and yeah i had a bunch of like bots i was running like buying shit
on uh on the fucking what do you call it those like them like the
freaking was a gem that xy gemesis oh yeah yeah sweep and platform um. So if you're trying to do this,
I would assume that the next drop of shipments
could end up being based on the Ronin activation that they did.
OpenSea did release NFTs on Ronin now,
so you can buy those over here.
So I would imagine having some volume on Ronin now. So you can buy those over here. So I would imagine having some volume on Ronin
will get you multiple shipments
or just like one shipment with a lot of XP.
So go check out the Ronin collections
that are over there
and maybe end up getting something.
You know, it looks like Axies Floors 4.3 Ronin.
Fableborn. 48.99 real quick i'm not even going to get into it all but really did just put out basically a long form white paper in a docs thing
i just pinned it to the top it's it's pretty long but it's kind of the white paper that
i'd say maybe they should have put out before they minted. They might have minted out because I like a lot.
I just scanned through it.
I like a lot of the stuff I'm seeing in it.
Like I said, I just pinned it to the top.
You guys should check it out at your own leisure.
Saul, go look in the comments and you'll see a review by Jay Boxer.
see a review by j boxer uh and he says completely unrelated uh my address is for all l2s is uh
And he says, completely unrelated.
uh and he puts his address there so there you go uh there's a review for you that you wanted um
what is nice send me your address but i'm gonna send you it's right there in the
it's right there any any l2s send to that send to that wallet he said um yeah
did johnny what's up what do you got have you seen that with the gutter can't uh gutter cat
yeah yeah we haven't spoke about it yet gutter cat so gutter cat was like i guess bought by some
guys in the community i thought it was sold couple of times, but they were trying to raise over $1 million for their upcoming token ticker gang.
And they were able to raise a massive amount of money, Kenny.
3.6 ETH is what they were able to raise through this public raise they did.
is what they were able to raise through this public raise they did.
So it did not favor too well for them.
I think it was in total $3.66 ETH, $6,800.
Their goal was to sell 12% of the total supply at 0.0089 for all my European friends.
That's not dot zero, not, not, not, whatever the fuck.
Either way.
Yeah, they fucked up bad.
That didn't go well at all.
I literally think Kyle could put out a post right now saying he wants to create a token
and he's doing a public raise.
And I think he could get more than 3.66 ETH for it.
But only because I don't have an ETHOS account.
Otherwise, people would already know I'm a scammer.
There you go.
I think you could actually raise like $10 million
if you did a legit project, bro.
The streets would back you, bro.
I'd bring black Twitter over here to back you, bro.
All right, let's do it.
I'll raise one right now.
I don't need $10 million in food stamps, brother.
Why not, bro?
Because you got to use them all within a certain time.
Most of all, if they had good markets,
those are worth more than Canadian money on the streets, bro.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Yeah, bro.
My sister used to sell her food stamps for quite a good profit.
Like I said, they were 70 cents on the dollar, bro.
So literally, it's worth more than Canadian money.
Yeah, she could, she, bro.
Now it's all on like a card.
We're worth Canadian from what I understand, bro.
Yeah, now it's all on a card.. From what I understand, bro. Canada. Yeah. Now, now it's
all on a card. So like
you can't sell your whole card. You can't
do anything with it.
Back in the day. Real talk. Like I
would never start a, dude, I don't
think you guys will ever see me launch a project.
Like there's no making people happy in this space.
You know, it's a death
wish. Don't ever do it. Idiot.
Like you'll be like a bigger idiot than you already are. If I was going to do anything, it would be like, you know what's it yeah it's a death wish don't ever do it idiot like you'll be like a bigger
idiot than you already are if i was gonna do anything it would be like you know uh like maybe
a cycle or two from now i might like if i'm like really fucking knowledgeable maybe i'd launch a
meme point or something and just the secret the secret word for you is consultant. Yeah, no. Or just go hire
one of your favorite neighborhood
scammers. They'll get you.
But yeah, that was
pretty fucked up.
No, that was even more fucked up.
The other thing,
Pranksy fucking just decimated
doodles. He started
weething like crazy. People knew it was coming.
If you were sitting on doodles
and you weren't paying attention,
like, Frank C tweeted, like, a week prior
that he needed to sell
his doodles before the
UK tax time frame,
which is, like, April 5th,
I believe, and
which is wild
as fuck, because I don't think they even file until, like,
October, but they gotta do something by April 5th, which is wild as fuck because I don't think they even file until like October.
But they got to do something by April 5th.
And so he listed all of his grails,
his grails, space doodles and all that shit.
He's trying to sell it all, get rid of them.
His main doodle is gold doodles. The number one sale ever for doodles
was originally $2.4 million.
I mean, a 249 eth sale which was
originally like 1.2 million dollars and he sold it for 34 weeks this weekend and then on top of
that he dumped another 28 doodles into bids kenny oh so he's fucking he's but he's cooking he's
probably saving a ton of money he's he is tax
wise but i mean losing that value as far as his his holdings but but like that's like assuming
that it would go back to the price he paid for it like if you bought the top like you you you're
owed that maybe in maybe in years down the road but bro he minted over a hundred doodles so he
didn't for him he didn't give a fuck and the guy but but he's already the guy's got millions on a lot of that shit you know
maybe maybe i highly doubt some of these motherfuckers even pay taxes or fuck with it
anyways dude i was buying so many nfts every day for fucking a long time he still he still does
you know what i'm saying but like like at the time like when
when like eth was worth a lot like he was out buying a lot of shit no i know yeah he's got
over i mean i mean he should be getting what he's owed from the government as much as he can and i
support him in that like the floor the floor should be eating that shit up like deals you know
if like they believe in doodles i still believe in doodles i think it's awesome that i might get an entry note yeah so uh according to chat gbt pranks he still owns over 30 000 nfts
so and there's no telling if he didn't weave this shit to himself like you don't fucking know he's
like well i want to keep it but i need to show a loss 34 heath i'll keep it, but I need to show a loss. 34 Heath. I'll keep it for that.
Weave it to myself.
I seen an account that was a decent-sized account tweet that he was the one who bought it,
but there's no way of telling.
He can technically do that, too, because, I mean, in pranks, he's a company.
Yeah, well, I mean elon sold x to himself so either way uh he's he's got one of
the he has probably the largest nft collection in the entire world uh the guy's probably worth
fucking hundreds of millions of dollars if not more than that this isn't gonna fucking break
um so i don't know why he had to do it but but either way, yeah, the, the floor went down to like 2.3 or 2.4 East Kenny. So it was a, it was a pretty, pretty big dive down, uh, for doodles over the, um, over the, I'm proud of Creeps because, you know, people are holding.
Of course, Money Mo just keeps sweeping, you know.
I don't know who he had a call with, Kenny.
But did you see Money Mo's tweet over the weekend?
He's very bullish.
He said, I'll share it here.
How do you think the creeps floor will reprice once each creep gets 20,000 plus per gen?
Oh, and a couple thousand of SOMO.
10 ETH is FUD.
Market conditions might be terrible now.
Once market rebounds and NFTs get their shine, creeps will be the premier blue chip.
Catch in mainstream attention, reprice imminent.
I'd seen another post from someone else
where they were talking about blue chips
and they were talking about,
you got to have consistent volume
to be considered a blue chip.
And he thinks right now,
the only thing is Bored Apes, Crypto Punks,
Pudgy Penguins, and like high-end art, like Fidenzas, Damien Hirst, those types of things that keep constant volume.
So if you use his thing, like using the blue chip thing, I mean, I don't know what to do there, but I like his, he's pretty optimistic, you know, 20K per creep from creeps token would be nice.
He did have though, um, hold on.
Let me go into the comments there. Cause he did have a pudgy in his, in his shit, uh, right here.
So he said, uh, pink OG, uh, my follow.
We're both following each other.
Bro, creeps will not get 20K fully unlocked at TGE by NFT.
It would mean $220 million airdrop.
How's this money will magically appear, please?
I mean, the money appeared for fucking Pudgies.
You know what I'm saying?
And then they go back and forth talking about Portal and this and that.
And then Pinko G said, be happy if you get 5K each is where it, you know,
essentially summed up to be.
So, yeah, 5K, I think.
Would you be happy with 5K per creep, Kenny, from a creeps token?
I'd be happy with that.
I'd be a little disappointed, assuming with my assumption that it would be more,
but I would still be happy with it.
I mean, it's better than nothing, right?
Yeah, I mean, but what if it was $250?
Would you say, oh, it's better than nothing no i would not yeah i mean but i mean essentially if you're getting the value of
the nft which typically you know tges of coins related to nfts come in right around the price of the actual nft itself like for example pudgy penguins and pengu
pudgy's ran up to 36 each which was right around a hundred thousand dollars which at the time of
tge when pengu came out if you cashed out your pengu you got a hundred thousand dollars yeah
right yeah azuki's saw a similar situation with their launch of anime,
where initially they inflated the numbers and they ran up to like 13,
14 ETH for an Azuki.
But once people figured out the tokenomics,
the floor price came down.
Oh, the floor price dumped fast before the token even came out, bro.
Yeah, because people mathed the math and figured out that they weren't going
to get as big of an airdrop as expected.
So the floor price of the NFT kind of leveled out to the amount of airdrop they got per NFT.
So, like, you know, looking at creeps right now, 1.9, you know, if we got $5,000, that's over the floor price of the actual creep.
Yeah, but the price would readjust and people would try and get as many of those as cheap as possible because then they still have other airdrops coming from what joe
said um but even looking at jiris on right now jiris on's at 0.3080 don't know when the
fucking tgs happen shan said it's coming in april in april right well no i know now because it's
not marked anymore well it's still marched it's march 31 because it's not March anymore. Well, it's still March.
It's March 31st.
It's not March that they're going to do it.
That's the joke I'm making.
I've said a hundred times,
and you and me disagree on this,
I've said it a hundred times,
I would rather see these guys wait for the right moment
than just fucking do something.
The one thing Shan keeps doing is he keeps saying
it's going to happen. He keeps giving timeframes and dates and then not showing up.
That's a problem.
At least the creeps team hasn't given us fucking dates
and then not showed up on the dates, you know?
Well, I don't know, man.
I mean, the market conditions got to be right for this shit.
My argument with you there was against with SOMO
was that SOMO has apparently got two games ready to go,
and we're supposed to have the SOMO duel,
which is the trading card game on Abstract,
which I think would completely fucking cook over there right now.
I think people are starving for something else to do
because not everybody does
If the game is
good enough... Which token is launched on
abstract right now from one of these gaming
ecosystems?
None of those games have a
token anyways.
Not yet anyway.
Onchain Heroes has a...
77-bit's got a token coming. Everybody's farming
it. Okay, but that's the game
itself. They're not launching it yet. Bro, we've
been farming SOMO for a goddamn
year. What are you talking about?
I know. So I'm saying
if SOMO Duel is good,
launch the game and start
having people play it and then
cause FOMO for the fucking token.
I don't think they want to launch
the game without the token and then launch them both it's me you could definitely convince me
that there's like a potential world where it would be smart to launch the game without the token
and have people just pay the uh whatever transaction fees in eth on abstract for a
while and then eventually launch the token i could buy that you can sell me
that pitch but to try to sell me let's launch the game and the token right the fuck now i i still
think that's a terrible idea yeah i don't i mean off the grid just did it yeah and off the grid's
getting like nothing but fun today well they're getting there i don't i don't see smart enough to
only release like six percent of the supply well Binance's hands and not the people's.
Yeah, but somebody else said, though,
that it could end up being the same kind of release metrics for Somo.
Even if it's 7% to 10%, you're talking about an extra 3%.
Out of all the tokens being released, they're able to control that.
And if you need the token to play the game,
people are going to buy it.
They did it with on-chain heroes on Abstract.
On-chain heroes, people were buying fucking NFTs
that were a half an ETH
and there was an immense amount of volume.
And as soon as they announced season two,
boom, those fucking NFTs are going to run
just as hard right now.
Like if you have money sitting in your wallet right now look where they at 0.33 when season two starts i'm telling
you these things are gonna run back up over a half an eath look and that's great but here i would say
two things first of all a half an eath is great for something on abstract that's like the fucking
most expensive thing there our creeps are on ethereum and they're in a completely different competitive market i'm not i'm not talking about
creeps i'm talking about somo you're bouncing back to creeps i'm talking about somo okay and
also they don't look there's a big difference between a fucking nft project that has i don't
even know how big that collection is is it 10 000 is it last i don't know there's a big difference
between a project and a fucking token.
And what you're talking about is a token.
Yeah, but look at the amount of money that Fantasy Top is still doing right now.
Fantasy Top, people are still making a fuck ton of money on Fantasy Top.
And they're still playing it every day.
Because they have no...
I've never played Fantasy Top.
Does that have a token?
Well, it will.
It's literally, though, the same... Oh, wait, are you telling me
there's a fucking game that's been around
forever and they've decided not
to launch their token that's going to exist?
No, you win some shit
on it. I don't know what the fuck they're selling.
I think you're selling Monad or
fucking some fucking shit.
Monad? You're selling...
You're selling something on
the goddamn thing all right
so but what i'm bro people are making money i know that either way i believe somo would do
very well right now on abstract i believe the game would do well if they just launched the
game people would love to stream that the whole everybody would be over there streaming and farming their xp and all that shit but that does not just think there's a big difference
between a game an nft project and then a token a token that's specifically about games gaming i
i don't know man i don't know somebody's gotta start it what are they gonna do hold on to these
games for five more years waiting for a fucking better conditions like five more years but it's possible
i mean look worst case scenario it's possible like another fucking quarter or two put the fries in
the bag let's fucking go this may or may not make sense but like you know i've had jehovah's
witnesses coming to my door like every saturday for like many years right and i tell them the
same thing pretty much every time and they persistently tell me that this will bring me
a better life and i still don't believe them um yet they still come to my door and i'm polite
but i don't buy that i answer my door with an assault rifle when joe was witnesses show see
but i said that's the difference between me and you i stay polite yeah i have no reason to like
bring that type of i'm not bringing heater drama it or drama. It's just like, I ask them, what do you want?
And they just say nothing.
I'm in Tennessee.
Tennessee.
And right now, you're the only 10 I see.
Juice, GM, what's up, bro?
Somo should launch and you should get 0%.
It's gonna be 0%.
It's probably gonna be 0%.
For the amount of times that you
talked about this fucking stupid
SOMO bullshit. Oh my god,
bro. It's going to come.
Don't worry. Hold on. It's going to come
at a right time. Hold on.
Well, you didn't invest in it.
Yeah, because I'm fucking
smart. I know. Oh my god!
I'm not sitting around on a twitter space every day saying where are my somo coins oh bro
it's brutal this thing all right so uh somebody shared this in the back uh okay so bad news for
all the seed and strategic investors and off the grid and gun games. There was supposed to be a 5% unlock for the 40 million seed and 2% for this
60 million strategic.
Many of the early investors did a 50,
50 check into both as part of the package investment.
So the average was around 50 mil FTV,
but probably looks like at Binance force,
last minute changes as listing requirements to assure
a low float to ensure high fdv on tg to force narrative to win out there or win out here uh
this is just his guess but so these people who have waited almost five years were given the
following email informing them of vesting change with the
option for a refund.
So this is
going to cause a fuck ton of fun.
They said, we
sincerely appreciate your continued support
and trust. Following our
roadmap, we launched the Guns Testnet
over a year ago, over the past year.
By providing
services to real gamers,
we have gathered extensive data
and insightful crucial
for ensuring the sustainable growth
of guns ecosystem.
After careful analysis
and according to our SAFT,
we have decided to implement adjustments
to our tokenomics.
These changes are designed to foster a robust and healthy foundation
for the ongoing growth and success of guns ecosystem.
In light of these updates,
we would like to offer you an option to request a refund of your purchase
consideration.
If you wish to proceed with a refund request,
please confirm blah,
That's pretty fucked up. So they actually launched launched it didn't give the motherfuckers their tokens and then proceed to email them after the fact
and grail said tldr is basically fuck you investors we will change the tokenomics right before tge um what happens if we see that
with somo or a creeps token or a doodles token or or we don't or we don't see any of that fucking
nonsense you never know because they do it properly yeah but five years ago, how can you gauge what the market's going to be in this amount of time?
They raised SOMO at high market caps a year ago.
I just looked at it this morning.
It's 342 days since I sent my ETH.
And I know for some people it was longer, so probably right at a year.
And it was a completely different time frame.
So how do we know there's not tokenomics updates coming?
We just don't know.
So like this could happen at any moment.
And the teams, you know, they probably have it in writing
for all these different investments.
But most people don't read it.
They just throw the money and say, give me my tokens.
These guys are changing their
tokenomics because they know they're going to get fucked.
But that's pretty fucked up.
They wanted Binance so bad that
they would risk
the token itself.
I don't know that's like goes back to shan saying central exchanges and let's just launch on a dex do you think projects should just do that juice uh no i don't think why they they
control the supply they don't have to give it to no exchange to fucking sell off.
They can still hire market makers.
If your product's good enough, it's going to be mad.
There you go. That's my point.
That's all I'm saying with Somo.
There is no product,
so you can't say if it's good or bad.
About what?
About Somo.
Bro, they're the ones claiming they're going to be the next Pokemon.
So I'm assuming the product's good but they haven't tried yet i mean we haven't seen no i know so that's what i'm saying is if the
product's that good fucking launch it and that's it then let's go i mean i want to i want to fucking
play some shit i want to promote it and be happy and pump all of our bags together. Me too. You know, but.
I'll tell you what, you keep calling them for the launch, for them to launch the tokens
right now, you're going to play yourself.
Oh, I played myself a year ago, two years ago, actually three, four years ago and five years
Well, it's, it's, it's the same sentiment that everybody in the community has.
Nobody just has the fucking.
Everybody in the community is fucking thirsty as fuck
for some liquidity.
Myself included.
I'm here with you.
I've had my money in these goddamn fucking pre-sales
for just as long as you motherfuckers have.
I've been holding these goddamn lizard JPEGs
just as long as everybody else.
I'm in the same boat.
But we are the community.
We are not the team.
It's not our project.
The reality is we still haven't. We are not the team. Okay? Like, it's not our project. The reality is we still haven't.
We still have not waited as long as it actually takes most companies to deliver on angel and seed round investments, which is not actually technically what we've done.
We just constantly use fucking hijacked terms in this space to make ourselves feel like we're...
It's all fucking pre-sales.
It's no different than Machi doing a fucking
pre-sale, except we are
still know there's a product coming.
I get that. Machi dropped the token, though.
Machi did drop a token.
That's true. But, I
don't know, bro. I'm just saying, if
you got, like, okay,
if it's going to be another three months from
Somo, then then say something about it
don't go silent for 10 days after you put out multiple tweets about snapshots being taken
right because they're for a second like the market was kind of it felt like the market bounced
right nfts were kind of popping right like it felt like a time to get you crack a Latin but dude
that's not this market so volatile right now with his fucking head fakes on the tariffs every
fucking other day you know like it's hard to know it's a you know I don't know man I'm I'm
I'm not going I don't I don't I don't envy founders like I wouldn't want to be in the
situation these guys are in no I wouldn't want to be there I wouldn't envy founders. I wouldn't want to be in the situation these guys are in.
I wouldn't want some fat hillbilly from Tennessee
screaming about it in a space
or some redneck in Appalachia
talking about it.
Yeah, exactly.
it's not that I
still believe that Dom and Joee are gonna do some shit
uh in super duper are gonna do some shit but fucking you know fucking let's put the fries
in the bag do some shit the websites are cute but it's like we need product that's what it
comes down to kenny oh i, I'm back, sir.
Thank you, Dijani.
We've seen you on stage.
And again, you need somewhat of positive market sentiment.
When the fear and greed index is at 30, bro, that tells you people are not looking to, you know, put their money into risk on assets the pce that came out last week shows
people are spending less money than ever right now like over the past year two years like people
are not confident in buying things right now so like to launch something in a time where people
are not looking to invest is probably going to turn out to be a failure, you know?
So market conditions to be a little bit better.
As I said,
cheese is losing it.
The bottom is in cheese.
So a negative bear thoughts for no reason.
Think the new PFP is poisoned his lizard brain.
That's true.
It's going to be okay.
I fucking don't.
I know you have your hand up up but I want to go to wheels
I like wheels and steaks
what's up wheels
I was going to add
I heard you guys say I don't envy the founders
how much money
have these guys pulled it
not fucking
$3,800 bro
no fucking 30 plus mil.
That's more than 30 mil.
They're probably over 50 mil probably
after all the pre-sales and everything.
Bro, they still got 6.5 mil
sitting in this wallet I sent my money to.
I would put up a whining and crying
on the timeline for that much money.
That's all I would say.
No, I agree.
I think a lot of founders are like way too sensitive
to the fact that there's a bunch of idiots raging on Twitter
all the time.
There's a difference between a founder
that raised a bunch of money
on a fucking NFT project
and then rugged it and just fucking
rode off into the sunset and ones
that are still here trying to build something sustainable
and just getting
constant backlash and fucking
anger from your community I mean that
shit weighs on you after a while and that's not true it's Kyle don't bring this one asshole up
that's the one dumb fucking yeah fuck off.
Handsome, what modeling school, dude? And Buffalo, New York.
Shut up, tell the fucking... total suede package with subwoofers and specially designed custom glass rims.
Also, in my closet, shoes.
So many shoes you can't believe.
And next to it, a drawer with socks.
Yes, the socks.
So many socks.
More than enough for each pair of shoes.
Yes, that's how many.
That's how many.
That's how many.
Pete, what's up, bro?
How you doing?
Hey, dude.
I just want to say, fuck these little faggot ass founders bitching and moaning about how hard their life is while they rinse the ecosystem.
I agree with you, Pete.
I'm not done.
Great take, dude.
First off, fundamentally speaking, eat the fucking rink.
That might be his best take of the year, actually.
I don't have sympathy for wealthy motherfuckers especially when they're taking my friends money second off
dude here's the thing if you don't want to build in a volatile crypto induced market you know what
you're getting yourself into when you decide to fucking say oh i'm gonna raise some bc funds or
oh i'm gonna charge for this mint you're going to have belligerent vitamin vitamin D deficient, overweight, hairy motherfuckers up your sleeve every day
asking when token or when price go up. And if you're not ready for that, don't come out here
and start bitching about, oh, it's market sentiment. No faggot. It's you. It's you getting
ahead of yourself and not understanding what it is that you're actually trying to do.
Take your money that you got and fucking run brother because that's
the move is to drop them in and then delete the account wait is that what udi is about to do right
now because uh look at fucking the price of bitcoin wizards bro hold on real quick because
i feel like we got we got all we got all right here somehow we got to 70% on the day, an idiot. You can get a puppet for a
cat right now. Oh my god.
Somehow we got to a conversation about feeling
bad for founders bitching on the timeline
or something. That was not the original
conversation. The original conversation
was, no, you're right.
You showed up and that is what we were
talking about. But the conversation
was, is now,
like right now, today today the time to launch a
gaming ecosystem and token and token is this the market to launch your thing that you built no but
answer to your question is there is never a right time what is the right time is to be able to launch
a gaming token and rug the people
who bought it that's the move to act like you can actually build anything here that's sustainable
and long term is impossible unless you're bitcoin puppets there's nothing like like dude jupiter
jupiter's a bunch of scammers okay Okay. That's a good product. A bunch
of fucking scammers. Meowth's a bunch of fucking scammers. Vitalik is a fucking cuck for Russian
propaganda. What else are we doing? What else are we doing here? The only truth is Bitcoin,
brother. So sell all the vaporware dog shit that you have across the board and get into Bitcoin,
because that feels like the only place where you can actually validate if you want to invest in something everything else
is just a ponzi on vaporware dog planes um except for a coin it is and it has been so far that
doesn't mean that it always will be beat you know i mean last cycle was the cycle of literally like
staking ponzies because that's all they had had time to build. My last point is, I know there's a lot of abstract maxis here.
Brother, if ETH sentiment
is in the dumpster fire,
there's less than $100,000
of volume on the Ethereum blockchain
in 24 hours. You don't think the vaporware
L2s underneath them are also going
to go to dog shit too?
Come on, let's just do simple math
here, guys.
No, there aren't.
It's a delicate conversation.
Have some lunch, Pete.
I would love to see the numbers on how much volume has been done on Bitcoin
that wasn't just people trading Bitcoin.
Like, how much money, how much volume has occurred amongst ordinals and runes?
I can get you that info.
It's a couple million dollars.
It's not great.
It's definitely not great.
This is one of those things where
the meta or the narrative
where all the liquidity is
is an ever-moving target.
I don't think
ordinals...
I don't know about runes. I don't think ordinals are
fucked just because
Udi just took all the money out
of the fucking ecosystem.
I think there'll be more money again someday.
And I don't think Ethan FTs are cooked either.
And I'm having a lot of fun on abstract, by the way, Pete, because you know what?
At least there's fucking things to click over there, dude.
At least there's something to do on.
Bitcoin puppets get to click, dude.
Bar is so low, fuck yeah at least there's something he said something to do over
there man i'm like oh shit dude we are fucked we are we're all fucked we're all fucking gonna die
jesus i know we are oh shit i know we're all gonna die waiting on tgs and people to time shit and
fucking if you got it built drop it if people like
it there you think they're gonna like it more now in six months or three months yeah maybe
point though two pete's point i mean bitcoin is the only store of value in crypto right i mean
like everything else essentially is tech related and vaporware so oh i'm sorry
related and vaporware.
Oh, I'm sorry.
What is with
USTT and USTC?
What about it?
I thought that's a store of value.
Do you think
right now, if you had an
ordinal project that you would work on for years,
do you think that right now would be the time
to launch it?
Ordinal is just one year old.
They just now launched
Tapperoo Wizards.
That doesn't mean you couldn't have spent
three years working on some IP
and a bunch of retarded shit
that you were going to put into the space.
And then you decided along the way,
hey, I'm going to launch this on Ordinals.
Just pretend like that's the scenario.
Would now be the time that you launch your fucking
project that you've been working on for three years?
Would now be the time?
After seeing
Taproot Wizards get $34
million, yes. Of course it
would be. You mean after it's an absolute
bloodbath over there?
Well, it is, but...
The guy raised $34 million.
But listen, Taproot Wizards didn't tell everybody to buy a .4.
That's where the Ducks auction started.
If motherfuckers would have waited and the price went down and down and down,
it would have averaged down and you would have had a cheaper mint price.
I get the answer to the point that I'm making because I would do the same thing to you,
so let me just spell the point out that I'm making.
Right now is not the meta of gaming tokens.
And to the question that Pete made earlier of like,
will things ever be perfectly like the right time?
No, right?
But there are more and less favorable times.
And I don't think, I just, I don't know, man.
I don't know about launching a gaming token right now.
Here's the thing.
First off, it's not $34 million.
It's roughly around $90 million
that the Taproot Wizards have raised.
Second off, dude, there's...
Oh, to Gianni's USDT point.
Brother, that is literally
the definition of vaporware.
It's not pegged to a dollar.
It's not pegged to ETH.
They can print as much as they want
whenever they want,
however they want,
wherever in the world they want.
So that, no, USDT is not a use case for crypto. Stable coins are a myth,
unless it's on Bitcoin. If it's pegged to a Satoshi, then it makes sense. Sure, ETH is
as decentralized as it could possibly be, but let's be honest, sentiment's in the goddamn
dogshit garbage can. And I like ETH. I hold a lot of it. And most of my shit is on ETH.
And I hope it does well. But at the end of the day, you can't change sentiment around the asset.
And ETH is a boomer coin that nobody cares about. And institutionalized capital... Can anybody hear
me? Am I talking to myself? Yeah, I got you. Yeah, we got you.
Wow. Yeah, an institutionalized capital coming into ETH like JP Morgan to buy MetaMask doesn't solidify ETH as
an asset. What it does is it solidifies the notion that the monsters are coming in to gobble up
the volatility. And I've been saying this for a while. It's just, they're stabilizing these
assets. So while things are going to be somewhat volatile, might as well rotate everything into the safe asset, might as well rotate everything that is
home. I mean, rotate everything into being comfortable at home is what I've been saying.
And home is Bitcoin for all of us, whether we like it or not, it's home. It's the only thing
that's safe. It's the only thing that's warm. Sure, it can go to $40K and we get fucked, but we know for a fact it's going back up.
There's no ifs, ands, or buts about it.
There's too much money floating in it right now.
And Saylor's liquidation price is $16K.
It's not going there.
Black Swan events on BTC, yes, I'd argue the one that's looming over our head, there's two.
It's Saylor and Coinbase, both of which I think are stable.
If your argument is that it would be smart
for me to sell everything and buy Bitcoin
and delete my Twitter and never
trade anything again,
you can make that
argument. That might be a smart thing to do.
But we're talking about
launching ecosystems
and tokens that revolve around
games and shit. Dude, that shit's not happening on Bitcoin it's just not like that's just I don't
know I don't know how you would even do something like that from Bitcoin you
guys can't even get like fucking good-looking JPEGs dude you guys these
fucking JPEGs have to look shitty because the limitations over there I don't know what to tell you brother
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to call your puppet shitty, dude.
I like them.
I'm a little hurt, but it's okay.
I'll get over it.
I love the puppets, but I still think that Bitcoin either needs an L3 or something, or
nobody will use it for our DGN shit every day.
I mean, nobody is using any DGN shit at the moment,
to be honest.
There's so less volume on the market,
it's really concerning.
yeah i don't know uh clearly he walked away from the desk uh pete so what are your overall thoughts
on uh no i'm right here i was just
sleeping catching up on some sleep are you are you buying at 0.1 is the question um no um do i
think udi and the tabroot wizard team overwhelmingly net positive for bitcoin yes but there are some
concerns i have when it comes to teams on bitcoin there's some concerns i have when it comes to teams on Bitcoin. There's some concerns I have when it comes to teams who launch JPEGs on Bitcoin.
I think the greatest assets on Bitcoin are, of course, I mean, this is bag bias for sure,
but bro, there's execution risk with the Taproot Wizards.
Damn near there's execution risk with OMB.
And I have a couple of them.
have a couple of them. But at the end of the day, ZK is not a team. It's just fucking ZK doing
But at the end of the day, ZK is not a team.
It's just fucking ZK doing everything.
everything. Udi's got investors and bankers and bros that he's got to get their money back.
There's going to be a token. People are going to cook, but inevitably people are going to get hurt.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to take more money and I'm going to buy more puppets
because here's the thing. I'm not one for execution risk or a key man risk. I think
things like the things I invest in,
and this is me being a fucking idiot and pardon me, I'm not shilling my bags. I just do genuinely
believe in this thesis that puppets and fart coin, there's no execution risk. There's no front man
saying, I'm the team of these projects. Let me raise more capital. I think with people raising
capital is where you get risk. And don't want that sure there's volatility in
fart coin and puppets but at the end of the day these are ran by communities that i know and that
i support and that are funny and emulate crypto ethos this is these aren't these aren't banker
bros on wall street trying to pump my bags i don't want dirty fucking money where can i start with
is there a discord or yeah just go fucking buy one and tweet it out so you can buy you can buy
literally any karmic grid asset and you can join the discord from shids which are like 40
to fucking let puppets which are even cheaper to puppets to um buddy if you ever fill lay
puppets up here again buddy i'm gonna i'm just saying i'm just saying they're you know they're
a karmic grid you know it's's current grid. You can actually get...
Literally, the only thing I don't like about Bitcoin Puppets is that you guys all let fucking
Queen R, formerly known as Lady Lumi, formerly host of the Books and Barred Lady Space at
night, fucking take a bunch of money from your community and fuck off into the sub-
It wasn't a bunch.
It wasn't a bunch.
It was like a hundred grand.
It was a hundred grand.
A hundred grand. Yo, give me a hundred grand then. It wasn't a bunch. It was like a hundred grand. It was a hundred grand.
Give me a hundred grand then. I mean,
let's be honest though. It's not that much money compared to most mints. That's all I'm
saying. Like I said, hey dude,
if you're going to do it, you better fucking do it.
That's what I'm saying, Saul.
You better fucking, yeah,
Soulja Boy, crank that, bro.
You can get
a Bitcoin puppet right now for
which is relatively cheap compared to what they were at what they were over 0.2 at one point right
pete they were over 0.35 they went to they went to about 37 000 per puppet yeah and you can scoop
one out for about 35 3800 Which is still a lot of money.
But again, this risk thing.
I know, dude.
I don't buy anything that VCs touch.
I never have.
And sure, VCs are probably in Farcoin.
But I was earlier than them because I bought it at fucking $4 million.
So slob on my fucking knob, VCs.
Yo, Jesus.
Eat the fucking rich, brother.
I'm not lying when I say burn the fucking billionaires.
I'm not about that shit, bro. So when I see Udi, who's already got a thousand plus Bitcoin on doxed wallets on Bitcoin, plus Dan Held and Eric Wall, who both have accumulated over 25,000 Bitcoin across multiple wallets, this just says greed, brother.
That's what it says to me. It says it's never enough and the cycle is not going to stop
and when udi tweets oh cats aren't even in their final form that just means there's going to be
another fucking time where he can ask his holders for more fucking money and i don't want to be a
part of that and again i like udi i think the team is net positive i think they want what's
best for bitcoin but that doesn't mean they aren't greedy greedy motherfuckers that sounds for me like richard yeah yeah for sure what'd you say 45 today yeah can you explain that yes they are yes so obviously
the fucking the entanglement so people are people got this very wrong i heard on spaces that you
have to stake your cats before the wizardment no on chain it's an on-chain time lock so you're
utilizing the you can actually do this with hard Bitcoin pretty easily. If you run your own node,
you can lock the Bitcoin on-chain to unlock at a certain time. It's a unique feature of Bitcoin
and the asset still stays in your custody. And there is a loop where if you are the wallet
controller, you can technically still take the Bitcoin out, but you need to be very tech savvy in order to do that. So you can lock your Bitcoin for three years. So UDI did that
with the cats to make it like this novel use case of time locking. And it unlocked them this morning,
the cats that they had to lock up in order to mint for, again, 0.2 BTC. Yeah. Is. Yeah.
And unlocked at 11 a.m.
And these things are down.
these assets,
these assets were $55,000 for the Pico top.
They're now a price of a puppet.
So they unlocked at 11 a.m.
So people are just fucking dumping while they still can.
115 dumps.
So on what tap on taproot wizards are
you talking about the cats cats yeah that's brutal the quantum cuts yeah uh maybe they go down even
more i mean i gotta unload the groceries i'll be back in 10 minutes all right bro yeah i'm here i'm
still here i'm still yeah oh okay uh juice gm what's up you haven't really
spoke much but you came on stage to come on stage i just got to the gym i'm listening in now oh okay
nice okay good okay should they pull the trigger should they launch everything should everybody
launch everything today oh we gotta see what bitcoin does if bitcoin decides to roll over to 79k and then get out of
it everything is gucci but it might want to go lower than that so let's see what happens in april
let people pay their taxes let all that be done with and then uh maybe we have a fruitful Q2 at some point. Yeah, Jesus, don't you want to have a fruitful Q2, brother?
I think we will have a fruitful Q2 for sure.
Everything is so fruitful.
I want everything to be fruitful.
All I have is a brown banana right now.
You have a brown banana juice?
Yeah, I grew up with one.
Is it bigger than all my bananas?
let me tell you, Canadian bananas
are bigger than North
American bananas.
And I know this
for a fact, Jack,
because I've seen either that or
hands the size of Chucky
because he sent a picture of bananas next to his hand i finally
cracked the uh canadian maple syrup that yg sent me this weekend pretty bussing right i forgot dude
i forgot i had it my wife was like i don't know she was like how do you make french toast i was
like i can make french toast no problem i was like dude i'll make some banging french so i made french toast on uh saturday or sunday morning i can't remember
um yeah dude that shit was banging well made french toast and legit canadian maple syrup
oh that's like that's like my job bro that's like what i do like three days a week
it's like i just set up go Go to Canada and get maple syrup?
I make five. Yeah, I make five
fucking pieces. I make it high end.
Like, you know.
Bro, you can only go as high end as you
fucking can go. No, bro. It's about the bread.
No, it's not. I use
five cheese sour
dough. You're in Tennessee,
like Pennsylvania, telling me how to make French toast, bro.
I'm listening to this.
Bro, you're in California.
You motherfuckers can't do nothing right.
I got real nutmeg.
I have organic eggs, bro.
I got, like, the best bread.
I got a chicken that shits the eggs out.
It's a ritual for me.
Your French toast probably identifies as a pancake.
It does, actually.
I don't fuck with pancakes.
Just cramps, bro.
Fuck out of here.
Do you call your waffles
they them?
They them.
He, her, she.
No, but I'm just saying.
I make some fire French toast.
His fucking French toast is out
protesting Tesla. I'm better at it than some fire his fucking friends. Test in Tesla
You want to have a French toast off on a stream, bro
You know, we'll have like we'll invite the taste tester that's closest to each of us
And we'll have them argue about whose foods better
I already know I'd win bro. Look how big I am. All right. You're skinny. Yes. Evan
Good meal in 20 years.
No, I don't eat pork.
As-salamu alaykum.
I don't eat it.
Something to pay attention to if you've heard of.
Anyone familiar with that?
Probably not.
So they announced a partnership with Kaido this morning.
People trade what they understand.
Attention.
The purest measure of attention is Mindshare. We're with kai do to turn mindshare into tradable trends
so noise is basically saying kai do and noise both believe attention to be the life to be life's most
valuable currency how it's measured valued and discovered makes all the difference mindshare is
the new social primitive so kai do indexes
thousands of sources yada yada uh you're going to be basically able to trade trends um so it's a
meme coin yeah essentially like a meme coin um traders on noise will be able to go long or short
on trends showing in Kaido's data.
So this is something new and pretty interesting.
I'm curious to see how this turns out.
That's a whole ass synonym for trading meme coins. Yeah, so think of it as short crypto AI, long DeFi.
You can basically trade these trends and profit or lose off of that.
So something to pay attention to.
Again, it's called noise.xyz.
So that's going to be interesting.
Also, some other news,
Decrypt integrated Myriad into their articles.
So now you will be able to wager USDC
through these articles.
If you read an article,
want to wager on a prediction market
that they have linked to it you can do it through uh decrypt so a couple a couple of big pieces of
news coming up yeah yeah and it looks like they're going after anything like fucking any website that
has any type of news related content they are going to be able to integrate it into their website so say fucking bitcoin puppets had a
fucking website that published articles every day about ordinals or whatever they could go in and
sign up with myriad or whatever partnership and then um and then do that so it's pretty big uh
could bring more more markets and uh things like that over into myriad so um yeah i mean bro
they're they're leveling the fuck up over there uh fuck duke and houston match is getting worse
and worse 71 to duke now yeah i'm waiting i'm waiting yeah yeah i'm gonna buy more of the
bottom of that i'm gonna let it get a little bit closer. When is that game? Tomorrow? Saturday night.
Saturday, yep.
It's on the 5th, right?
The 5th, 3rd, 4th, 5th, yes.
There we go.
All right.
What else?
So I put a poll out this morning because we're about to shut the space down,
so we might as well talk a little creeps.
We already shit on some enough.
So let's rotate the bag.
And I even changed my PFP for this conversation.
Hey, you might have shit on this stuff.
I will make you a sticker fast with this BFP.
This is like my main BFP.
I'm surprised you didn't make this one.
Wait until Deshadi sends me the bill for all this piece.
Yeah, I know.
So I said, when do creeps see the playground?
Today, Wednesday, Friday, or delayed?
There's been, for anybody that hasn't voted, 170 votes.
There's still 19 hours left.
And delayed is winning at 65.3%.
Coming in second is 12.4% for Friday.
And then tied together 11.2% is today or Wednesday.
And then my question is, what do you guys think we see out of the playground?
I don't know.
Dude, I don't have a fucking clue what it's going to materialize.
I voted for delayed.
To be honest.
I voted also for delayed.
I mean, look, to be fair, at the time, I woke up...
And y'all get on me about shit nonstop.
Dude, I hadn't really taken into consideration that it should be this week until I saw your response to that.
And I had been busy this morning.
So the last thing I remembered relating to the market was waking up this morning and seeing BTC at like 82K and going, oh shit, it's going to be a shitty week.
So yeah, when I voted for that,
I hadn't heard
KP's market report yet.
Yeah. So we
have merch,
which was supposed to be the
next stone. So that's where
I'm kind of leaning towards.
That was supposed to be the next button
on the fucking, on the on the tablet
then you got hype drops uh you have skins uh which refers to the creeps creepslings you know
the the party game um and then you have toys and then land that's the only thing that's in the
playground so i'm hoping and you'll be able to click, like, I don't know,
maybe the center eye, the all CNI.
I don't know.
Like, you can't go into, there's no playground to go into.
The creeps account did say we will see it,
that they would be here this week.
So the assumption there is that we're going to see something coming from them
this week.
I hope it's not all the way up until fucking Friday.
There's nothing
to really tweet about, bro.
You can't...
If somebody said write a thread on creeps,
we're literally posting about three-year-old
information. Minus
the games.
Other than that, there's
nothing new that we can give any
information on. So it's like trying
to share anything to help there's like nothing for us to share um you know not even a time frame
because when you share the games it's like well when somebody says when are they coming
we don't fucking know what all tokens are you getting? Well, we don't fucking know. Joe said that all five are still in play.
He said that to somebody's replies.
So we don't...
I mean, is Odyssey still a fucking thing?
We don't know.
I mean, somebody brought up five airdrops.
Somewhere or another, in some comments,
somewhere, someone asked about all the tokens.
Yeah, that's when Joe...
Or Joe or somebody replied that that's still the plan. that's when joe or joe or somebody
replied that that's still the plan yeah like whether or not it's yeah alone l2 or just a
token at this point i mean who the fuck knows dude but i know at least we know there's still
right now right now on the website there's only two dmt and creeps token. So we'll see what else comes. I think the
website's like really incomplete.
I don't think
the website
itself. Well, sorry. Yeah. Website
is incomplete. I don't think we
have all the information
of what it's
supposed to be or when we're going to see
more of it. I don't know.
So just curious. so i threw that post
out there the poll out there to get just you know sentiment to see what everybody was feeling and
you see it there 65.3 so um which is which is pretty significant so uh did the Johnny popping these fucking, uh, these, uh, stickers out pretty quick.
I think it's, it's just that it's rare that we ever get the information about a thing
and the thing in the same week.
And I still have no idea what the fuck the thing is.
I mean, it, what is that thing?
What thing?
We don't know the creeps.
What is it?
Uh, or not creeps party. What's the thing? What thing? We don't know. The creeps, what is it?
Or not creeps party.
What's the thing?
Playground.
Playground, yeah.
I mean, this is like, you know,
they gave us videos of two theoretically AAA games, right? And now all of a sudden they're talking about a playground
instead of a splash.
Grown men hanging on a playground.
It doesn't just sound right.
That's problematic.
We are not grown men.
We are lizards.
Maybe that's an important part of it.
Maybe that's why it's called playground.
Maybe it's marketed to kids or something.
Yeah, maybe.
With a slot machine.
Well, yeah, and that's the thing.
They're saying creepsground with an image of a slot machine.
I don't know, dude.
It's the same one from the mystery spin.
So that's what the conversation was this morning.
If we're doing mystery spins again, what are you spinning it with?
We spun with Lumi last time.
We could have already had L 10 10 mil bro that's not enough not enough not enough push for it's all
launch that shit bro send it what you know i'm i'm gonna send it if we were gonna send it it
would have had to have been during like peak solana euphoria and we would have had to like
fucking i don't know like micro we would have we would have had to come been during like peak salon of euphoria and we would have had to like fucking i don't know like
micro we would have we would have had to come up with a
loomy token and like distributed
it based on like
it would go as good
as about saul's french toast would
probably not very good
oh my french toast is better than any cto
bro it could ever be bro yeah
my french toast is on some god level shit
that's what you fading right
now whatever one day i'll show up to like some random you know convention because you'll be
blowing up you know the boy's gonna be successful no matter what and when you pull up to that event
i'll be like yo pull up i got the french toast on deck and i'm gonna prove to you
that my shit slaps fucking disrespectful today dude yeah no it's all good i'm a hakuna matana bro he can't fade me
he can't break me anymore bro i'm coming in here i'm coming in here ready for for war but like it's
on a different level spiritual war jesus and i'm gonna win assalamualaikum my brother love you
bro yeah yeah okay i hear that Ayahuasca is cool.
Have anyone tried it out on the stage?
Welcome back to Reality Check.
Yeah, no, we're done anyways.
Yeah, I got shit to go do.
Tomorrow, probably only going to be like an hour-long space.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Before you end it, I'm going to bring this random account
up and you can rogue it on them and I'm going to hit the accept
button so they can't hear me say that.
Let's have them explain their project to
us. Is this Brian
Ramos' project?
I don't know.
From the fires?
I don't know what. There's a CA.
What do we got here? From the fires of Asgard,
I forged the strongest Solana tools known
to man. Send it to
appreciate you guys giving me the stage.
What's up? How we doing?