We'll be right back. I'm sorry. welcome back agents secret agent stash here we are at gia headquarters the gaming intelligence
agency and we're jumping in to another round of off the grid for top secret thursday that's right
this is a special day where i jump on i'm
live streaming and you know we're going on a top secret mission end off the grid because there is
so much going on in the game right now it's crazy they just dropped another big update today with
massive balance changing to all of the like i feel like everything every limb almost every weapon
uh all everything you love you love, every weapon, everything you love.
You love Roadrunners? Nerfed.
You love Kestrel? Nerfed.
You love Paralyzer? Boosted. I don't know why.
Some things that didn't get a nerf, like Influence,
we'll talk about that here in a second.
But also, the big, big news, the huge news,
the launch of the gun token.
You guys thought I was like buffering for a second right uh
everyone keeps asking me when TG when TG stash when is the token coming when is gun coming when
is gun gonna come when is it stash please tell us please let us know and here you go now you know
it's coming uh I just dropped a video on YouTube today also on X that details everything about it
I'm gonna give you guys a quick rundown real quick,
and then we're going to jump in with the agents
and play some OTG and show you guys all the new changes.
But if you have questions, definitely let me know
and I'll try and answer them while we're playing.
All right, so here's the big announcement.
Blow it up, boom, boom, boom.
It's launching basically on Binance
as the very first place to launch.
It's going to be on the 31st of March.
So that's when you'll actively be able to trade gun on Binance for the very first time.
There is going to be a Binance launch pool that you can get involved in if you have access to Binance.com.
Got to be verified on binance.com
as well and that starts actually tomorrow and it's only three days but there's a significant
amount of gun that is going to be up uh if you guys look it's it's going to be you know 400
million gun four percent of the total supply of all gun token is going to go to these launch pool
token rewards so if you can access binance.com and you got BNB, FDUSD, or USDC,
you can stake it there in this launch pool for three days
and get your share of that.
So I would definitely highly recommend that.
Now, a lot of questions people have been asking me,
Stash, what's going on with this?
Quickly, I said this a million times,
Your NFTs will transfer from test net,
which is where we're at right now, into main net.
So everything you have in game, all your skins,
all your weapons, all your attachments,
all your hexes that are unopened,
they will all transfer over.
What will not transfer over is your gun token,
the actual token balance in the game,
that will not transfer over.
You need to spend that before mainnet is launched.
Now they haven't given us a hard date
on when it actually will be implemented in the game,
but it is live on, mainnet is essentially live.
They just need to port the game actually over to it.
The token will be live, like I said, on the 31st.
Now everyone's like, well, then how do we do?
Then how do we earn money?
Can we earn the gun token inside the game just by playing?
Like I do my dailies, my weeklies, I earn gun.
Can I just cash it out to dollars?
So here's a little flow chart.
Basically, your gun tokens right here, you see it?
They can go to the gun marketplace to buy NFTs,
or they're gonna then be also used for things like opening your hexes,
right? So you've got to pay a small commission to open those hexes, right? And then also, you know,
off the grid, you can use that to buy your pro subscription. But you can see that it does not
flow out into the third party marketplace, which is right here, right here, right? Which is like
OpenSea, right? The only thing that flows out to that is your actual in-game items like weapons, body parts, et cetera, et cetera. Those NFTs you can then sell on like an
OpenSea. That's how you make this jump, right? So if you earn gun tokens in-game, you can then buy
NFTs with them in the in-game marketplace and then you can then transport them from that marketplace
to a third-party market and sell them there for whatever you wanna do. So that's basically the long and the short
of what you got to do to get going with buying and selling
and making some actual money profit, right?
All right, well, let me know
if you guys have questions about that.
Actually, I'm gonna pull up the old Xtreme here.
If you guys haven't if you guys
haven't seen i'm actually on the avalanche account right now avx fam uh and we're hanging out and
we're live on avalanche over on x so if you guys want to hang out there you can uh obviously you
know watch me on youtube watch me on twitch whichever you like uh but i do want to make
sure that i answer any questions that i have there so I'm gonna pull this up too alright I'll pull up the old chat the old chat chat so I
okay all right let's jump in with agents and get playing us off the grid
all right yo agents are you ready to play some off the grid
i will take that as a yes all right there we go let's go let's go we got agent habeas agent
meat poor with us we are uh we're ready to jump in and test all these new changes now uh i don't
think any of us have really jumped in and tested anything but man the patch notes are like 10 pages
long i'm not kidding they're almost like this like
it's like five posts in the discord and I even have time to read it because they
dropped just a little bit before the before before the stream so I didn't get
a chance to really check them out but I did see a lot of people talking about
the changes already this morning because the patch was this morning they just
took a long time to get the patch notes out uh but let's jump in and see what see what it's like
heard the kestrel got a pretty big uh pretty big nerf as far as um you know like i think ads time
is increased the bloom is increased a bit they're trying to make it like harder or you get like
maybe a small penalty when you're shooting while you're in the air i think um so a couple other
Roadrunners are also the big, big one
that people are talking about.
They increase the engage percentage that's taken off.
This is not the real fight yet.
And look also, here's another one,
like the loadout screen, oh my gosh, dude,
it's like gigantic, dude, what is this?
A lot of people don't like this loadout screen either,
which is, you know, I understand.
It looks a little weird. What do you guys, how do you guys feel like this loadout screen either, which is, you know, I understand. It looks a little weird.
What do you guys, how do you guys feel about that loadout screen?
It seems like this is kind of a little bit.
Like, I'm not a fan of it yet.
Like, looking at it, I like the original style.
Okay, I hope you got the deal on cyber level 10 because the real battle royale is beginning.
This time, it is 4-wheel.
I would listen to it's tracks.
Yeah, dude, they got some of the fire tracks.
So, you know, that's something that they put in the last update with the big Harbor, Midtown Harbor update.
And, yeah, I think that that's a, you know, cool feature.
And they'll expand that more so you have all these songs.
And I think they'll have it for more than just than just like the only the DJ hangout
spot like I think there'll be other use cases applications
take everyone out there's like 10 songs I just checked the marketing place I just
bought it yeah yeah let's check this area out. Yeah, it looks good.
What lovely weather we are having today.
Yeah, weirdly it doesn't show me up in the top left.
You guys, or top right, left, right, whatever it is.
Yeah, it doesn't show your own name, which is kind of weird, but alright.
It just shows your team is not just what you are.
I want to know my, I want to know, I mean, I don't know, let's see what happens when I drop, man, but let's see, it's kind of weird
Oh, it's like a bottom left
Yeah, yeah, I think it's bottom left, yeah, like, uh, yeah
I'm not as big of a fan of that, I don't think, I don't know
Because I'm always looking at top left, I want to see all of them at once
Teardrop off initiated, track down and eliminate hostile zero
armor fully loaded yeah I'm heading that way
Oh, I got hacked Teammate revival needed ASAP
Enemy down Enemy zero sighted Oh
It's like it's like glitching you in and out man squad mate revived
Oh shit someone's got the snipe. Someone's flipped the big red switch in a little P.I. All right, let's get out of here because they're going to keep respawning.
The thing I hate about hitting the bounty right off the bat is that, yeah, let's get out of here.
Rotate over the warehouse.
Yeah, call loadouts over here.
Someone already looted it.
Someone has flipped the big red switch and is extracting the hex right now. someone already looted it so yeah so as I'm saying similar to like other UI
improvements they say improvements quote unquote loadout screen is definitely
different yeah and it's like you've got to scroll down a lot like I don't like
I don't like that, dude. I don't want to see it all in one thing. I don't want to scroll.
that you don't want to see it all in one thing I want to scroll
You know what I'm saying?
And dude, they reduced the bounty time.
Look, now we only have like 20 seconds to get the bonus target.
Like, usually it was like minutes.
I don't know if anybody noticed that.
That was usually before those games.
Yeah, because before was...
Bounty Hunter Complete though.
Before was, yeah, it was a lot more time.
A minute we were by the extractor.
Who was by the extractor?
Enemies, I got one. A lot more time. I'm doing it. We're right by the extractor. Who's by the extractor?
Hostile squad launched Hex extraction in Little Tear.
Oh, my sound settings reset.
You being tagged by a hostile siren then.
Oh, he's right here. He's right here. Enemy down! He hopped out. Oh, he's right here. He's right here.
He's already down that low. Yeah, they're above us. They're above us.
Oh, there's one more on crane. Enemy down!
No, there's two on crane.
Just care. Oh, they're getting their load out, so they're not even gonna push it, so that's fine.
Is that... that's not ours in there. Is that yours?
No, we're hacking it though.
Oh, hacking was interrupted. That's my bad. Okay, it's weird that it doesn't show the UI.
Oh, he's falling apart over. On the bridge.
Yep. He's coming over. Yeah, they're both on bridge now
Hex detected within team. Yeah, there's still one right here Hex extraction initiated I just picked up my arm and I got sniped off again.
Yeah, they're up on the crane and then on the other side of the building so they got
us pinned on two angles. It's weird cuz the hex
I don't know it says it's on zero but like it's not well i don't know that's maybe it's just it's broken bro well we broke it already we just
There's a lot of people here. I don't have enough funds to call the gun to exile.
What a brave little butt.
Be advised, you're marked by a hostile cyberlimp.
On her plates require resupply.
Ah, that fucking influencer, man.
Oh my gosh, Roadrunners are like so trash right now.
Yeah, last alive, yeah, last alive.
Oh, I'm afraid to report that the grid overload zones approaching.
I tried to go up, you meet poor, and I didn't realize there was two right there and that influencer dude, man that thing just rips close up.
Oh, someone's flipped the big red switch in little Keith and are extracting the heads right now.
I'm trying to reset, yeah man. I mean, I got a draw to my ship.
Alright, do that real quick.
Yeah, see like right now I can't even see how much money I have or don't have like when
I'm waiting to respawn like I don't like that at all dude.
Yeah it's out of the way.
No no no but when you're waiting to respawn you can't see it.
Like I want to know how much money I got while I'm about to respawn right now.
Be advised enemy initiated axe extraction in Stoke City.
Objective completed. Proceed to the next target.
I'm gonna pop it open and dip.
Teardrop off completed. Reward granted.
Oh yeah man, like, when you use Roadrunners it takes like a good percentage
but you can't bunny hop like you see.
What just happened right now? What's this happening?
I was waiting for the third quarter and then...
I thought you went all the way up, bro. Yeah, if we get killed, we got streamed.
I thought you went all the way up on that building, and so I went all the way up, and there was someone who had left mines there.
See, like, and I can't see anything about, like, when I can't, like, how much time I have to buy back or like how much time until I come back
I guess this is the top right
Don't get excited though. You're probably still gonna die soon
Loadout promotion is active now delivery prices are reduced
Repairs are in progress is active now delivery prices are reduced would you guess biological functions not detected
Oh shit, that wasn't good
Alert cyber capacitance critically high leave the high power zone immediately
Okay, catch your breath shoot somebody in face. The grid overload zone is on hold. For those of you who are hiding a hex or two on you, now's the time to bring him home.
Stork, you're in the Stork.
Yeah, there's a whole squad there.
Uh, yeah, one who just jumped away, there's the other guy, just jumped over.
Armor plates require re-supply.
Oh fuck, there's a sniper somewhere too on the other building.
Yeah, there's actually two squads here.
To get out of there, bro.
You're the one that called it?
Yeah, I'm gonna snipe one leg on.
I'm gonna snip one leg on Attention all zero is a good overload zone is approaching
25 zeros left good it's gonna end soon enough
Error. Error. Check something bad. Re-calibrate power source.
Danger. Danger. Deadly overload imminent.
It's a moment for you to weak group.
Yeah. Call an old friend.
I don't know if you can kill that.
Oh, I got no plates. Attention all zeros.
Contents of the loot have been resupplied.
Rope. Yeah. A down. He's broke Sniper! Okay, yeah. Yeah, Rick. Oh, minigun to the face, bro!
Quick, voice your disapproval on.
Oh, I need some plates too.
Thank you for your service.
Don't get excited, you're still probably gonna die.
Impress your friends and bring them back to life.
I'm broken. Let's go for plates. Oh, he's still up. Oh, he's still up. Team
I'm pushing I broke him He's going to place this guy's still low
You got him in the middle of the enemy in 10 seconds
I'm not gonna make it I'm sorry
That's the sound of your fucking safe space Joinks I saw you
Somebody in the face take a moment do some meditation the grid overload zone
Deadly overload El. He dead. Your team has completely eliminated the enemy squad.
Health metric increasing.
I got 50 bullets, so I gotta go with four.
Alright, I'm gonna stay up here as long as I can, I think.
I'm afraid to report that the good overload zones approaching.
There's a loop on this form. I'm afraid to report that the grid overload zones approaching
People on train tracks Yeah, let me see him. Where are you going? Right here?
Let's check this area out
No, there's a squad there
Postal Cyberlimb is tracking you
Taking countermeasures or leaving area is advised
Yeah, I'm gonna go where you are
They're gonna come in right now I hear him outside yeah I have no recon yeah
Root down, someone's like
All armor plates destroyed
Let's get inside from here, holy fuck, I'm getting inside from where holy fuck I'm getting lasers.
Coming fire, I've lost my arm!
Death detected. Initiating system shutdown.
I got sniped on my plates, dude, and then the other guy came through.
It was at the revive with us.
Oh, you don't have enough. i want oh wait no you don't have nothing
the save zone's shifting faster than a drunk on rollerblades move your metal
ass yes you can kill somebody right there oh yeah i was like i see if you can kill somebody at Hahaha
To your left, there's two guys to your left I gotta play though
No, fuck out there's some money box right there our plates that's exactly what i need yeah i was like you you're either gonna get plates or money usually it's one of the two sometimes both
times though our place work
nice three teams let me know I was gonna win
oh man still short what's your left right there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Go back up that way. Try and get zone.
Oh there's another guy slapping behind you. He's coming right in on you. Careful he's behind you.
He's coming right in on you.
Yeah the other team is moving zone.
They're trying real hard.
I was like, I mean, everyone is trying really hard to get you right now.
Team A eliminated failure.
You got your asses handed to you on a silver platter.
Yeah, so, um, man. yeah so um man a lot of updates for off the grid recently you know we got a big update someone was
asking like oh uh hot tuna looks like he hasn't been in a while and uh yeah this actually just
two weeks ago three weeks ago three three ish four weeks ago it's yeah it's been almost a month
they introduced a whole new map section uh midtown harbor so if you have not checked it out since then it's a
whole brand new section for the game um they don't have the whole 150 player battle royale map
unlocked yet but we are getting section by section here which is nice so it kind of allows you to
you know make adjustments get to know the area a little bit, you know what I'm saying, pop our collars, hit the jungle up, which I like.
So yeah, so it's definitely not the same map since launch.
They've launched two new sections since open beta has been out.
First game, second place. That's not bad, yeah yeah that's a warm-up that's a warm-up game we
gotta go for the the W now just gotta we just gotta stay alive stay alive so ready at me
yeah i mean if you haven't played off the grid in a while they've made a ton of adjustments
so that goes to like just game balancing but like expanding the game in a lot of ways
with new cyber limbs and also just improvements overall with you know the performance I
know a lot of people you know we're like oh you know around open beta launch it
was I couldn't you know I could barely play because it was just horrible my
machine wouldn't run it and then they just gave up and they don't get it when
Man, all my audio looks like it got reset
I don't know how that's pretty well
But then we got an awesome place, cyberpunk, 477
I'm joking, I love that too
I'm just an idiot like that
Oh wow, I just got hit with a FOSS grenade. It almost did nothing.
FOSS is not as good as it used to be for sure. I mean, that's been a...
I don't know what they did to it in this release but yeah frosty peas what's up fam what's going on see David in check other agents
Dude I don't know how but I'm getting 140 FPS
Yeah, I'm getting like 200 right now well 175 180
In this batch, I don know it must like I didn't
have something yeah I haven't read it either but like yeah I'm getting between
180 and 200 something which is pretty good
You could do what in the lobby yeah yeah you know that pregame like you can actually pick up
Oh in pregame no I didn't notice it
Yeah Try out if you can make one. If they don't have it. Yeah. Yeah, I like that.
Alright, now one thing I don't know if I noticed is the UI now. Has it changed?
No mercy, no quarter, and definitely no prisoners.
Now, fight! Alright, What do you guys think?
Come mid drop again, or we want to do something else
Why you push it yourself I will personally make sure that you show I like short to you know
I do like the new area. It was actually me tunnel Harbor is actually pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah, I love it
Yeah Midtown is actually midtown harbor is actually pretty cool. Yeah, I love it. Yeah
It is a hot drop because like if people saw my last video where I talked about all the updates
You know you can go in there and get a guaranteed purple hex
From the new estros the gang that the AI the first AI in the game
You can get a hex from those guys, and it's a guaranteed purple cyber limb every time
I think I probably found that one pretty good already. Yeah, I farmed it a bunch already, too All right got him flu, let's go
Mid-level? Underneath? Where's he at?
I don't see him, I just did
No, he's moved away now Is he on the train tracks?
Is he on the train tracks?
He's a bot Track down and eliminate previous targets ally
Alright, well, I guess that was nice for a bounty. I like hit that bounty money, baby
People don't like the box in the game either and you know the thing is like is extract the way they said it was like
It's only gonna be for newbies
And I don't feel like it is like it was supposed to be like oh it's cool because it's gonna be your just you know with your beginner
Let's get loadouts first yeah, okay, me too
Just a little bit of a little, I guess
See I keep looking up and I looked at somebody else's
I looked at Hadeuses because usually I'm on top
And I'm like, oh no, I have enough
That's what I'm saying, I am for you
But for myself I'm not That's what I'm saying I am for you but for myself I'm not
I'm saying like I'm on top on top for you guys but personally like I'm over here like
can I just be on top again dang it and yeah look if you look you notice you have bounty
now is like we'll never make it over so it's like almost pointless.
Oh, he's trying to steal my loadout.
I didn't see him cooking up.
He already got a couple shots on me. Damn, that was rough. He's got to try to steal my loadout. And now
I'm gonna try to steal my loadout
Enemy cyberlimb has revealed your position
Oh, he did. They did steal my loadout. Son of a bitch
I'm chasing him right now. Come help me
Oh he's gonna go up crane, snipe coming Oh, that was a bad idea. Get all my shit. Watch out. Thumper. Yeah, that's the guy that took all my shit, so...
Yeah, you can have it back.
Don't forget everything back to me, buddy.
Roadrunner's legs installed.
The Ripper arm installed.
Except for my other... Oh, my other arm.
Where's the recon arm? What?
I found out. Oh, I sniped it off. It should be over here.
I sniped him while he was going to the zipline.
Fuck around and found out. Like 315 Look around all right you fucking chicken shit pussies
Someone has flipped the big red switch and is extracting the hex right now
Enemy is extracting the hexing would you look at that?
Heads up zones will soon get hot with everyone's favorite toys
Be advised you're marked by zeroes over there
Let's go back in Enemy zero-sided One more push him behind you
Got for a ripper Stop a ripper
Oh, he was trying to rip me
Oh, come on, he's right there
Initiating system shut down
Alright folks, Kobe here with another announcement
The grid overload is starting faster than you can save your fucking double
There should be one more left
Roadrunner's legs installed
The recon drone arm installed
Alright you thimble headed gherkins
We've paused the grid overload
Don't get excited though, you're probably still gonna die soon
Yeah That's me We've paused the grid overload don't get excited though. You're probably still gonna die soon
The games about to become a whole lot harder for you
Take the same squad coming back. Yeah teammate redeployment successful I'm not successful.
Armor fully loaded The Grin is overloading, so move those skinny asses and don't look back unless you want to watch the dancing flames on your charred remains.
Shhh, shhh, listen. What's that sizzling sound? You hear that? Yeah. That's the sound of your fucking safe space shrinking.
Brazen Blake, what's up man? Good to see you around Twitch.
If you guys are asking about gun details, I talked about them here at the beginning of the stream.
So if you're interested, go roll that that back go back that beautiful beam footage baby! Recon out?
Grid overload is paused don't tell me I'm not merciful
okay let's see where we're at here we We should probably move a little mid-map and grab a bounty Let's move here!
And then we should move mid-map I think
Let's check this area out!
Teardrop off initiated. Track down and eliminate Hostile Zero. Target proximity area is marked on your map
down and eliminate hostile zero target proximity area is marked on your map
nevermind i'm kind of heading over to bounty
danger you've been detected by a cyber level
target cyber arm detached You got him?
To the buyback. You should know that only 25 of you left!
Oh, there's another bounty guy here.
Guy, you're chasing as well. Crap! I hit him all the way. Oh, he ripped me. He's broken. Oh Yeah, all right, temple headed good good we bought the grid overload don't get excited you're still probably
Extraction times have been cut everybody to get your axe to an extractor soon good and don't get fucked up on the way
He's like that's a surprise day! I'm gonna...
You guys know what the fucker are in the time now? You going for the buyback there report? Proceed this shit will fly you right faster than a strip his panties on payday
You're going for the buyback there
Bro, I'm trying to survive there after
It's so easy to get someone's legs I feel like everyone's talking. It's the same. It's the same modifier for like hitting a limb. It should be like double. You know what I'm saying?
Oh, but it got me. That's shit.
Yeah, obviously definitely get out of there and try and get over here if you can
I just put a glitch on me right off the rope
I just kinda suspended me mid-air
That's right the loot crates have been resupplied
I'm about to queue up with a new loot
or catch the early trip home
Whatever you do, if you have camera heads or got a rope or great if you win Catch the early trip home in a body bag All right now you know you can hit it
Sufficient funds loadout drone available body regeneration 100% teammate redeployment successful
We gotta kill that squad dude, they're sweaty
Take a breath do some yoga while you still can't load out delivery promotion time. Yes first come first served
Hammerheads partisan nights all this scenario
Not even no resort can save you
Attention all zeros a grid grid overload zone's approaching.
You into third floor? Let's go to third floor.
Have a look. I don't know, I really like using those shots. Do some meditation
It's good yeah, let's go upstairs
It's like bugging out for me on this slam stay alert you've being tagged by a hostile cyber limb
No way up top Cyberlimb We're gonna talk But still inside
Yeah, oh fuck look at that it's your legs stay the fuck away from the shrinking
Got bounced get out of there go back inside it can't stay where we came from
Yeah, the safe area is on the move. We're gonna have to move though
I broke it. Oh shit! That was a clip.
I'm getting reported for that.
I'm on the rooftop right here.
Hostile cyberlink is tracking. Taking countermeasures.
Everything in the area is advised. Notice, I can't fix my arm's more.
Enemy squad is done with this one.
You've been detected by Cyberman.
Hey, do not push him by yourself, bro.
There's one guy over here.
He's broken. I don't see him
Yeah, we should get to the fire
I didn't realize he's missing a fucking arm
There's someone Sp spawns for me?
I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know
Coming up coming up coming up
Yeah Teammate death detected
I think that has sweaty squad
Enemy cyberlimb has revealed your position Uh oh Missing a left arm, no! I need a left!
Come on left arm, left arm. Ah, it's a fucking right!
Fuck, they got me. Left arm! enemy error error check the valve recalibrate passports
safe areas moving stay with inbounds
oh shit i can't do it no Duh! No, I'm stupid. It's already over.
Armor plates at maximum supply.
Stay alert. You've being tagged by a hostile cyberlimb.
The safe zone is shifted.
Move your ass out of here.
Crite arm bombs. All armor plates destroyed.
I had your mother wish she'd spawned you.
Second place again. I just ran out of shit, man.
I ran out of shit man. I ran out of bounce bombers. Yeah
Yeah, we just needed to stay together that that was that one point. Hey, you like went off
I was like no no with everyone's other dials the directions road
I thought that's what you guys were talking about. I was like, yeah, all right. That's all good.
Hey, DemiNinja, what's going on? Good to see you in chat, bro.
Yeah, I mean, like, the thing is, is that when you see all these really good sweaty squads,
that's kind of the hallmark there.
Hey, you know what no hold on hold on I
actually I know what's wrong I know why we haven't been getting first place agents
it's not the new patch it's not the nerf to roadrunners it's because I'm not in disguise
dad it's top secret Thursday why don't you guys say something all Alright, look, look, look. You gotta give me a second.
I gotta get into a disguise here real quick. That is what's gonna secure us
first place. We've been hitting number twos. Two, two, two.
We need that number one. And I'm gonna get into a disguise
and we're going for that number one. I'm gonna make it happen right now. Stick around. We'll be right back.
On every baby's dreams Secret Agent Stash Secret Agent Stash
On every baby's dreams Secret Agent Stash Secret Agent Stash, Secret Agent Stash, wearing new disguises on every baby's dreams.
Oh yeah, it's Hugh Stashner here, Hugh Stashner, and we're gonna jump into some Off The Grid
just casually, and maybe we'll bring a couple playmates with us, we'll see, but we're going for
a number one spot here, you know, that's how we do it, number one, just like my magazine.
Look, agents know it's actually me, it's Secret Agent Stash. Look, this disguise as Hugh Stashner,
no one's gonna know it's me inside
of Off The Grid. We're gonna be able to go in and get that number one win. We need that, we need that
win, baby! We need that W! Let's get back to the game. All right, look, agents, this is what, this
is what we were missing. I wasn't disguised.ised everyone knew it was me so they're gunning for me but here look as Hugh Stashner yeah we're
just gonna go in just you know play it casual maybe relax a bit
best disguise you have always got I always got another disguise up my sleeve
agent habeas that's just how we do it here at the old gaming intelligence agency.
Nothing phases me for it, so he's good.
Measures are leaving area as advised.
Total perk is on optical.
I haven't felt something for a long time.
Hey, will you take my act now?
Come on, when you see me in disguise as your pants don't get a little tight, come on, come on!
He's like, nah, bro, nah, bro, nah, bro, nah.
So for those that don't know, those new gangsters, new estros,
they're here over in this building over in Midtown.
And if you fly into this second story,
you'll fight the boss guy, like, right here in this room.
And that's where you'll get the hex.
When it first launched, I thought you had to kill all the guys like kill all the new estros
and then it would be on the last guy you killed which makes way more sense
than to have it be kind of trolly where it's like it's just one guy the same dude every time
i think it's gonna be more interesting to make it to where like oh you got to kill everybody
and then whoever is the last of them is is the one that has it yeah that should do that
see i i knew i knew beat me poor like my new disguise because i hear him breathing hard
no that can't be me yeah that's you bro
i think one thing that you can rip it and make it better is don't want to rip off like your arm or I mean that's why it's called the ripper bro you know
We go to stabber the stabber. I mean, I like that it rips things off. It's just I think that
there should be a multiplier on the legs so you have less chance to rip legs off right or you
There should be a multiplier on the legs
have to be like lower health or something to rip the leg off whereas like it's it's a one shot
like if you hit him in the legs dude those legs are coming off you hit him in the arm it's coming
off i think for legs because like you can run around with one arm no problem but with no legs I mean you're like dunzo
You know so I think there should be there's a slight multiplier on that to where it's less likely to happen
When I say multiplier I guess really means subtractor but really like less likely to happen
I can't put your war faces on zeros
Alright, let's see. Bounty at school? Or we could do a Netrunner if you guys don't want to do bounty.
Yeah, we've been doing pretty good bounties.
Have you done any of the DJ stuff? I like the DJ quests. I think they're pretty cool.
A lot of times you get a hex out of just waiting there.
Yeah, it's a good way to get a hex.
Yeah, I think it's like 80% or 75% of the time.
Yeah, I've gotten blues out of it too.
Teardrop-off initiated. Track down and eliminate Hostile Zero. Target proximity area is marked on your map. Oh yeah! I don't think you're a good guy. I don't think you're a good guy.
I'm just gonna say super hot.
I'm just gonna start somebody just swoops in.
Yeah, I think that's fine.
Oh, I got a green body here.
Uncommon hex here, who's ready to peek?
Let's check this area out. You guys can can pop it in I'm gonna go to
bounty all right is he close I didn't look it
the high crane building armor plates at maximum supply I'm just gonna pop this
in while we're and then that way we're kind of halfway anyways it's all crazy
One new habeas there's a whole squad down there Oh, I see them go find each other. Oh, man. I'm out of here. Notice, armor cleaning no longer viable.
I took a million bullets as fuck.
I don't want to touch the ammo.
Tired inside for arm attached.
I'm literally out of ammo. I have nothing like literally zero ammo
Who was looking for shotgun ammo
Which one yeah, it's fun it rips man Like if you catch somebody off guard, like do they're in go here.
Oh, that's over the valley right here.
All armor jetpack thrusters malfunction.
On me. On me, on me, on me Alert, you are limited to 10
Oh, there's another guy that came in on the squad
I'm afraid to report that the grid overload zone
I don't know if I got this hex in
It's sitting on the extractor then
Yeah, it's right on my body
Or he's trying to at least
Oh, there was a quarter class No, it's just sitting there. Redeployment successful.
Your team has eliminated the last enemy in your squad.
So many people and not one of them was a bounty.
He's up. Oh he he's over on
Eliminate previous target's outline
Was the guy right here just landing on me
Yeah, I'm trying man right now
They'll pop when I get my loadout so just be careful. I'll be around it It is like a little bit nice yeah, I can kind of feel a little more bounce like you're kind of like you know Over here with an important announcement someone has Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Green hair Wanna be stashed Armor plating no longer viable
Oh shit I'm getting sniped
Hostile zero is over there
All right, where are we looking at?
Let's check this area out.
Let's go to train station for that other bounty.
I heard you might be interested in a little tactical advantage delivered your way.
Teardrop-off initiated. Track down and eliminate Hostile Zero. Target proximity area is marked on your map. Not here.
Oh, he's all the way over here. Where else?
Alright. Alright Enemy hex extraction detected in little Keeve get your sorry ass over there before our house damn assholes decrypted I hate the Oh
It's just all about using it in a specific way
Warehouse hasn't been looted FYI if you guys need plates or anything like there's a ton in here
Armor fully stocked. Were you going port?
Yep, alright, let's do it
Teardrop-off initiated track down and eliminate hostile zero target Oh, he's like right here at the... He's heading towards you actually.
No, he's at train station.
He's trying to go towards the crane.
A lot of money. Oh I have a lot of money. I'll just buy him. Yeah, you buy that.
Be advised, teammate has returned to the battle.
I just meant so you could get his stuff too instead of waiting for a loadout, but...
Oh, you hadn't called a loadout yet?
No, I didn't just call it out.
Bruh! As soon as you get the money, call that loadout, baby!
You going to bounty? So yes, do it by sad news
I don't overload is eminent to sell prepare for tighter quarters
Got a sniper Hey, you're a fucking helper! Yeah!
Enemy down! Your team has eliminated the enemy squad.
Uh, there's still one bounty remaining.
Yeah, I see him. I'm going after him.
Okay, I just had to get replayed up and shit.
Right behind you. Okay, I just had to get replayed up and shit Top floor
Well, it can't be because slow your low you spineless shit
Please hold position ...charged by a hostile Cyberman.
Did he die? What? No, I missed him, man.
I came off the thing and it was just off.
Oh, maybe Meeport got him.
To Meeport? Yeah, it's on Meeport. Enemy down To me port yes on me port
Someone wants to fuck around and find out
Attention all zeros the grid overload zones approaching There's people on the bridge I believe
I fully loaded all right try and follow me for it.
Big red and little cave in our expires You fucking chicken shit pussy
Stay alert! You've been tagged by a hostile side
Are you tired of watching your friends playing because you suck and you died again?
Enemy down! That's okay! Ask them to respawn you!
There's one more that is on us, no?
Oh, you got him up Oh, you got him?
I'm good. I just got some right now.
For all of you room temperature IQ assholes, don't let the grid touch you or you're dead. Got it?
Uh, high ground right here?
Let's shoot the DJ right here.
Okay, it's gonna be in here.
Grid overload is starting faster than you can say.
Let's check this area out.
We can do that for the stream. There's one over here.
Oh, there's a bounty right here.
Can I grab that yeah let's
go dance i'm coming don't dance without me don't dance without me you couldn't dance without you
hefner oh there's a guy on the roof right now
oh he's got no legs Take a breath. I always want people waiting for victims.
Health metric increase in target cyber arms.
I just squad wiped some people, but then there's another one somewhere.
She's on the E.A.s above us.
Yeah, watch out there for us. Let's. Mines, yeah watch out there's mines.
Let's see if we can relocate on me for it.
Oh yeah, he's on the roof then.
He's coming for a juice stack. Yeah Could be your legs Stay the fuck away from the shrinking grid
Don't tell me I'm not merciful
He's going far, you guys right behind me
Loadout sail is now active
Don't fucking scrooge yourself people You deserve the best Oh
You deserve the best bring yourself something special I'm going back up. I'm going back up. I'm afraid to report that the grid overload zone is approaching.
Oh shit. Oh shit. I got slam fist in the air.
I would go by There are people who use to camp to slam fist and just knock you off
Danger, deadly overload imminent
Armor fully stocked I'm gonna ship market
Yeah, come over here on ship Oh you're already dead?
Do we even have the respawn?
Nope there's not one anywhere else
I'm going for it right now
I'm going for it right now.
Wounded teammate detected.
Health metric increasing at the next one. Yeah, I need to reset the little bit
Be advised you're marked by a hostile cyberland laid up in the air. Yeah, I don't have enough time to do it though Maybe I can get my loadout on this door
Oh my gosh, get out of there
Safe areas started moving
Okay, never mind this didn't work Wait it did
Watch out there's someone right to my right
Reclating Reloading Right to my right. Only three teams left. Who's going to win? Armour plates at maximum supply.
Just stay here for a second.
And then when it moves, I'm going to pop my recon over there.
Make sure you reloaded everything.
Which one do you go after?
Enemy Cyberlimb has revealed your position.
There's another guy above us hostile cyber limb is tracking you taking counter measures
I told you baby disguise baby
That's how we do it agents
All right, you know huge stashner for the win there.
We had to take it off the grid.
I told you as soon as we get in disguise, get in the W, baby.
And me, poor, this is like one of the first times that I've out killed you recently.
We actually all did a great game for everybody, dude.
All of us with a good amount of kills and and uh not a lot i didn't go as hard just to
make it look better ah i thank you sir thank you sir that way we don't have hugh stash and
are looking like a it's a straight chump.
All right, let's go for another one, man.
I got a little taste of blood now.
A little taste of the... How long is your AVEX stream?
I'm going to stream here for like another, you know, 45 minutes or so at least.
You got time to stick around?
Wait, you said 45 minutes?
Oh, yeah, that's like two games yeah yeah
usually I usually do like two two and a half hours sometimes three depend what's
going on battle starts so elegant thank you so Louise this is this is my Hugh
stashner Hugh stashner disguise and I just felt like it was the perfect
disguise for today you know we had to get it.
Now, if this next one is not a win,
then we may have to change disguises.
Maybe this disguise is already blown and my cover has been revealed.
You know, once they get a little taste of stash and they understand
they're gunning for me. I'm sorry. I mean hate going after the same dude trying to smash on us.
Team 8 killed. Oh, you don't have to wait a just a time. Vital signs improving
Okay, I hope you got the hang of those cyber ones
Because the real battle royale is beginning.
This time it is for real.
This time it is for real.
The last one was the real one.
I like that both agents there, you, Habeas and me, you both have green shorts on.
You guys are the pioneers.
You're rocking the pioneers, right?
You know, and that's what a lot of people are talking about with this mainnet launch or TGE.
You know, people are like, well, you know, what's the big thing?
If I can't actually earn the token in game, well, what do I do?
It's all about earning NFTs, man, and having those early NFTs like that.
Once they're tradable on OpenSea, I think we're really going to see them start to take off.
Because right now, people, you know, even myself, like, I'm not a big fan of doing OTC deals
because you can get sniped.
And I have been sniped trying to do an OTC deal.
So like, once that opens up,
I think there's a lot more people who are not like afraid,
it's easy, it's on open C, they know what to do,
and I think it just makes a lot of sense,
so we'll see a lot more trading, a lot more trading.
Yeah, yep, I'm excited about it.
We've got a few days left.
I think it's gonna, yeah, it's gonna be the biggest TG, for sure, of 2025, in my opinion.
All of crypto gaming, maybe, you know?
Teardrop-off initiated. Track down and eliminate Hostile Zero.
Target proximity area is marked on your map.
I'm going to speak to the power.
Alright. The skunk paw arm installed
Okay, halfway through this, yeah
Just trying to get one freaking gun here
Yeah, I made a pit stop for a gun too
I've opened three boxes, i still haven't got any
all right i'm coming anyways i got the skunk paw
it's likely this guy's over here with an important announcement someone has flipped the big red
switch and is extracting the hex right now how are you sir
Oh my gosh, really? Enemy down!
Oh my gosh, can I get a box with a freaking gun in it?
Quick order delivery inbound.
I don't want to be sitting here waiting for my loadouts.
I'm going to come and it's just like, boom, boom, you know?
And I'm like, I've still got a P-Shooter.
Not that they aren't bad. I mean, you just got a headshot at everybody.
Let's check this area. You're
Hostile hex extraction in storm city go steal it for yourselves you incompetent panty turd don't let the grid touch you All right, we got a view are dead. What do we get? Why are we so long to owe our own bounty guys
Oh our other bounty guys way over here.
We're over here out that sucks. All right
Alright, let's go get that sucker in the way.
What's that sizzling sound?
That's the sound of your fucking safe space, you ain't it?
Oh shit, someone just tried to snipe me.
I was like, no, it wasn't!
This guy's probably alone, too.
Let's check this area out. Oh what the hell?
Let's check this area out.
Well we can get a bounty right there.
Let's check this area out.
We got two people to kill right here.
I think I'm going to land.
There's one hiding over here I'm gonna get his ass
Thanks for everything you did for me buddy
Teardrop-off initiated track down and eliminate hostile zero target proximity area is marked on your map
I took off Nope he's gone
Alright did you get that bounty over there?
Oh, no, our bounty's on hate.
I probably put it in keep.
I can continue this fucking thing.
All right, let's go for it.
Be advised. You're marked by a hostile cyber limb.
It's a far fly. Yeah, but it's also a long time to go. Yeah, I know.
Danger. You've been detected by a cyber limb. Heads limb heads up zones will soon get hot with everyone's favorite toys
I'm gonna kill the guy defending it. All right. I got the hack off
I'm gonna sit down on the couch here. Just kidding. Oh thank you.
I know I don't have that one loaded. Dang it dude.
Alright here's how you do it.
Oh is it another guy by hate
Oh, yeah, I don't know where the other guy came from but
Just hang out there for a second
I'll be back in and I don't know how many seconds because I don't see a frickin display anywhere.
Just don't die poor. There's another guy on the ground shooting at you.
Oh, how did he even pull that off?
That guy got away, what the hell?
Can't believe that guy got away.
I don't know where my fucking gear is at you
Limb pairing the ripper arm install
Hurry up, sir runners legs installed. All right, then we'll edit good kids
We bought the grid overload don't get excited. You're so proud gonna die, Sam. I'm putting a z in. There's someone on here.
Push them away a little bit. Don't chase them too far. Don't chase them too far. We need to get more together.
I reset them a little bit.
I got my pioneer to call my stolen
We'll have to drop off audio here in a second
No one contested us for the heck they try to they just never got in there
There was a guy was going for it and I killed him and took his blue. I
Caught him putting legs on that's the best
Grid overload is paused. I got money
Do some yoga I got money. Come to me. Come to me.
Oh my god. Don't do that, man. Oh, I'm glitching out, dude.
You can't hold tab anymore.
Guys on that roof there sniping he's right above us
Guys on that roof that are sniping.
What the fuck there's another one son of a bitch I didn't see the second one up there
Damn, you're alone hate. I didn't see the second one up there. Damn. Alright, you're alone. Hey, I mean, you're alone. Meepork.
Maybe try and hit that, uh, oh shit, there's nothing. You can hit the DJ way over here, maybe.
Kobe here with another public service announcement. The grid overload is starting faster than you can say
dj gives you a pretty good amount of money it just yeah 35 then i can buy you both back yeah
oh it's like 45 seconds oh i didn't realize that my bad dude. You're not gonna make it.
Riz, Agent Riz, what is going on? The king of crypto gaming. That's right. Riz got it right guys.
I will always be the king of crypto gaming.
hack himself let's check this area out
people ask about an airdrop for the gun tokens for gamers just just for gamers
like I don't think they're gonna I don't think they're gonna do it I don't know
it'd be nice because I think everyone sees that finance launch pool and
they're like why why why don't i
why don't we get something like won't the gamers get some
and i'm like i don't know you know they didn't really have anything like in tokenomics earmarks for that, but that doesn't mean it couldn't happen.
This means that it's not like they haven't specifically said, hey, you know.
Meatport just likes putting a target on his back.
Like, yeah, sure, I'll pick up that common weapon, Hex. Let's go.
Right there to the box right there
If you get me back I might have enough
Teammate has secured hex device
There's a green right in front of the hex sector
Take that bounty right there.
Why is there nothing for me to loot here?
All right, you fucking chicken shit pussies.
All armor plates destroyed.
Right on recalibrating shit. There's somebody here. Damn it!
Health metric increasing.
I didn't see him and I was stuck in a freaking corner.
Stay alert. You've been tagged by a hostile cyber limb.
Armor plate alert. You're a little slow.
Oh yeah, you got me. There's another guy right here.
Ah, that was he got me. There's another guy right here.
That was hard. Well, sorry, I came in and those guy I was like just trying to loot and I got stuck in a freaking corner. I don't know this this obviously this area of the map that much as well as I do the other areas of the map, but
Grid overload starting faster than you can say. I gotta get a trick shot. Extraction successful.
Teammate has acquired a hex. The grid overload paused. A moment to wiggle.
They're right there. He's dropping on you right now. Oh no no. They're fighting me.
Yeah, there's nothing else you can get money from unless you kill one of these dudes.
Shield in the air was nice.
That was a nice little move.
Yeah, that was a nice little move right there.
His buddy's gonna try and AZV the whole time.
Where the hell is everybody though, man?
Like, I've only seen these two dudes and there's like eight squads still left.
Oh, wait for your left, right there.
Oh, dude, that cart saved you.
Another one right in front of you? Yeah watch out he doesn't know you're there.
You gotta go where my arm went.
Uh, no. how I move? Yeah, I got it
Oh, there's another guy, yeah, there's like two people right there
Yeah, I just say move the storm for a second
Another guy behind you, watch out
Heads up guys, it's weird
Oh, I got it Oh, I got it Nice. Another guy behind you, watch out.
Heads up, guys. It's weed appointment discount time.
Here you're out of the thingy, man.
Let's see if we have a reset on the arm.
There's some stuff on the ground if you need it.
Man, are you someone popped it earlier?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. with the that was a jam dude why you gotta leave
nice now you got money yeah i gotta load my lead
someone flying let's move there
only three Move there! Only three fucking teams left.
Yeah baby! Yeah! Let's go!
Danger. You've been detected by a cyberlimb.
Coming down on you on your first floor.
Safe zones on a roller coaster straight to hell.
There's a guy ghost in here Vital signs improving Signs improving
Enemy cyber limb has revealed your position I'm locked Woo!
Hostile zeroes over there!
Okay, I don't have any plates so I'm just trying to
Yeah, get out of here be advised you're marked by a hostile cyber limb
Shit he got me a jab hard damn. I can't believe that shit
Should have bounced out of there. Aw dude, score my kill.
It's just you and them. So it's 1v2.
Let me at least play it up.
Failure is not fatal. Dang dude, how do we suck so bad that game one kill each for me
that was not good look you know what it is i told you guys the freaking disguise
they they must know it's me my cover is blown agents you know what that means
i gotta get into a new disguise.
That way we're going to get another win.
We can't do number two anymore.
We got four hexes, but...
Going to have to go for...
Wearing new disguises on every day these dreams. Secret Agent Stash
On every day these dreams Secret Agent Stash
On every day these dreams Secret Agent Stash's right Stash Hogan's back and we're gonna destroy it off the grid we needed
something bigger badder and grittier and Stash Hogan is here to decimate Teardrop Island.
Look, agents, it's actually me though.
they're never gonna see me coming.
This is the perfect disguise for Teardrop Island,
and this kicks it up to another level, right?
We can't, no more Mr. Nice Stash.
Mr. Nice Dash. Not today. Uh-uh. Let's jump back in.
Oh, what happened with our agent? Agent Habeas, he took off!
He couldn't handle the number twos anymore. He couldn't handle going number two? Is that what it is?
Let's see. Let's see if we can get one more.
We need to get one or two more games in. We can't let that go.
We can't let that go. We can't let that go.
Who is around right now? Let's see.
Steady's around? Or Sigur, Volton? Volton's around?
Oh no, maybe he just jumped into a match. Oh, he's in testing grounds.
Oh, Strychnine's around. Oh no, he's already in a match.
I can invite Steady nifty yeah if he's around I'm just spamming invites well the thing is too
is like I feel like I gotta spam them because sometimes I feel like they don't
get them I don't know if it's something I'm doing or...
Who'd we get? Oh, we got Sigurd!
Original agent, one of the original agents. I think now he kinda hangs out with the Flaw guys, huh?
I don't know. He's an EU guy.
Hey, we're in Discord if you want to join us, buddy.
Oh, yeah, there he is, Sigurd.
I'm in disguise right now, Sigurd.
Look, Stash Hogan is really going to take us to the next level because we need that win.
As soon as I changed into a disguise last time,
we literally got second place like four times,
we just need to just, you know,
So let's go in and see if we can kind of smash here
How you liking the new changes here with today's update with some of the balancing they've done?
We'll say balancing quote unquote.
Some good balancing, but yeah, the UI is a bit off, I think.
That loadout screen is rough
i don't know how i don't know how they use this i'm getting way more fps somehow i don't know how
yeah i'm definitely getting a little more fps than i was so i'm going up for 110 to 140, 150. It's pretty nice.
That's a pretty big deal.
I'm getting like averaging 200, which is really nice.
Yeah, a lot of people asking about the token and the price.
I can't give you any kind of price prediction.
It doesn't really matter until we see Mainnet.
But, you know, if you look at how any of the past finance launch pools have gone
that gives you an idea of how things will go this time you know wait can you tell me how they go
well they start really high and then they dip down really fast and then they stay down there
for a little bit and they're up there in the little hump and then smooth out and then once
it hits greater markets then back right up again like crazy
that's that that's how i say it's gonna go it's like a roller coaster
yeah you definitely have to use your roadrunners more sparingly now than you used to
bunny hopping and shit is not really like you know like doing the the crazy bunny hop like you can do a little bit Let it recharge do a little bit let it recharge
Yeah, everyone's like the new sniper man
See you good good you like it you're a big sniper I like most close and personal I
only way to play on you yeah well I think that's what I way to play on EU Yeah, well I think that's what a lot of people are saying is that the ADS on the Kestrel in particular
I think that they've changed it to where they're really...
I haven't noticed Yeah, I don't know if they changed it for the picture
Because I haven't had a chance to really try it
It's the first time I played it today is hearing this update
Yeah, that's what I'm saying essentially yeah, you can't quick scope That's what I mean I think they nerfed quickscoping or something.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Essentially, yeah, you can't quickscope. That's what I mean.
So, whereas before you can jump in real fast, yeah, now it's like a lot slower.
I'm still getting a lot of good airs tonight.
Yeah. Well, yeah, I mean, if you have the time to like really do it in the air, but like the quickscopingoping I think they kind of maybe nerfed a little bit and
a little bit more bloom on it so yeah he has time to slow down. Why that slider off your face and rip those enemies apart?
Doesn't really affect me because I was a big sniper guy
But you know, I think sniping needs to be balanced and it's always a hard thing to balance in every game.
Yeah, pretty much just using paris. I mean I I guess we'll let's jump together on you. Yeah.
Yeah, the Influencer is still super OP.
I need to have a loadout with it.
I like it, but yeah, what we're seeing right now is like
either Piercer or Kestrel and then Influencer as a backup.
And it just, it rips, man.
You see some of these sweats with that combo.
Oh shit, no I hit the second.
Oh he's real close. Oh, well, he kept running.
Installing drivers, the Phosphor Fury arm installed.
Roadrunner's legs installed. Oh, do you run that far?
Bonus target activated. Track down and eliminate previous targets allies.
But bots are usually solo, right? Or no?
I guess they're like a two-man team and they put a bot with them?
Are you guys getting loadouts?
In a minute, I need a little more.
Yo, I have 190 FPS right now.
Yeah, I'm gonna come now. Yeah, I have 260.
Yo, they optimize this game like crazy.
Yeah, I mean I'm running on lowest settings, I'm assuming you guys are as well.
I've never gotten that much.
Yeah, look how slow the ADS time is too.
It's pretty slow. I mean like I said not horrible for me but...
Nah, I don't know much. Someone's here. Yeah.
Whole squad. I'm dropping on this one guy.
I don't know where the other guys are, but... Oh they're going up the cover here. Yeah, yeah. Attention the grid is overloading
On your charge remains because let me replay real quick. Oh
I'm afraid to report that the grid overload zones approaching you run it
Yeah, got a runner got a runner
No one can run from this whole stash
Should we try and get a bounty bounty? Or you wanna run after these guys or what?
Have me speak or chase someone?
Yeah I know I'm probably out of you but...
Well this guy's scared for his life Yeah as I'm saying it seems like he's scared for his life.
Yeah, as I'm saying, it seems like he's running for his life there.
Young crane now he took off
Oh here's the morning announcement someone has flipped the big red switch and is extracting the hex right now
Another one behind you fetch
Vital signs improving. Armor fully loaded.
I was like out of plates, how to reload everything.
Alright, where you guys re-heading?
Let's check this area, huh? Let's check this area, huh?
Let's get the bounty or something just here.
I'll grab him, a little soaks him out of the leg, but...
Alright, you fuckin chicken shit pushers
Target proximity area is marked on your map
Let's turn for the bounty maybe
You guys wanna go bounty?
He doesn't want to go bounty.
Your very own personalized arsenal is hurtling down from the heavens like vengeance incarnate.
Just waiting for you spineless losers to unwrap it and hopefully learn how to fucking use it before getting yourself blown to fucking smithereens.
Attacked by the army tech. And hopefully learn how to fucking use it before getting yourself blown to fucking smithereens Down track down and eliminate previous targets out line. All right, where's the other one? Oh
Super far Oh, he went super far, huh?
He's like he's like really funny
Act Oh wait, wait somebody else we're going to the bounty. I don't know where you like
Okay, that's fine. No. No you take care of your business over there. We'll clean up his bounty hiding in the corner
Run a fucking jetpack before we get over there
Well, that's what he gets wait double ghost someone still has us on right in front
i broke him in the air yeah see
right behind him so wherever he's...
I think he just gave up, bro.
I think he was just like, eh, these guys are not gonna let me go.
Oh, there's another team right next to us.
Oh, there's a lot of team next to us.
Guy's going back for his loot. Oh
There's like three squads right there kill. Let's check this area out.
There's just too many people.
See, like, I know, I don't know when do when do I respond i respond like where does it show that for me now
only i can see it only you can see how many seconds four sexy like it doesn't say anywhere
on the freaking ui why why why why do you do this to us and you cannot see how much money you have
yeah i know it sucks i want to know how much money i have too
all right where are we what What are we doing? Where's poor dad?
And are you shooting at me?
Call my loadout dude. Call my loadout and hide.
All they gave me was a freaking boom sling.
Don't do that man, you scared me when you do that shit. That means getting your shit
Good overload is paused Checks about a recovery power source
The re-employment discount is on
Health metric increasing.
You know, the more you go up and down now, the more heat you put out. Like, use your backpack more.
Well, Meat Pork did not go to Stork, he went to...
Matt's cool. Yeah, there's nobody here. Where'd they go? We went somewhere else I'm at school
Yeah, there's nobody here. Where'd they go?
Sufficient balance. Load out drone available
Okay, I see him on Sigurd
Smell Ant? I smell something.
Yeah, oh fuck, look at that.
Stay alert, you've been attacked by a hostile cyber-land.
Stay the fuck away from the shrinking grid, okay?
Detect, find war and detect.
Armor plates require basic attack.
Alert, you are bleeding. Oh, sniped from somewhere
He's on the roof right there by you guys. Yeah, it's still them. So I got the one I thought I only saw two but I think there was three actually
I think there was three actually.
I'm going to try to keep you in there.
All right, slow your run.
Oh, above you, above you.
Oh, that was rough, dude.
Crime time. Enemy enemy axe extraction just started
You have enough funds to call the drone, redeployment successful
Teammate redeployment successful
Hostile zeroes over there
Be advised, you're marked by a hostile cyber map
Alright maggots coming in
See that fucking grid? It's about to fry you
Koba here with another public service announcement
The grid overload is starting faster than you can say it's your fucking noble
Alright we gotta group up man, Let's get to me port.
Hostile cyber lab is tracking you.
Taking countermeasures or leaving area is advised.
Tardons over our wounded teammate detected. Teamate death detected. I
Kill yeah, I killed the one guy that no one dog guy that was going after but then
Try to get away and manage just another it was just real hot right there coming in from the storm
It says your money and stuff in the bottom I know where it says it but look you guys it only says it when you're actually in the game and
I hate the fact that it shows it there anyways
I like it much better on top because I'm always looking up top where everyone I want to see everyone's
Health and their plates and everything all at once. I don't have to look up see only theirs and then let have to look down and see mine too
Then yeah when you're dead you can't see how much money you have you can't see what your respawn timer is
Makes me want to put a hurtin on somebody brother. That's what I think
A hearted Welcome to the gun show Makes me want to put a hurtin' on somebody, brother, that's what I think.
Alright, it's the last match right here, agents.
We can't accept ninth place.
We can't end like that. We can't end like that.
That was the worst game today.
That was the worst game today. I know.
You know, look, I'm just going to blame Sigurd, of course.
Maybe it's a disguise. I don't know. Maybe this stands out a little bit more on teardrop with my yellow tank top and
Welcome to the pre-match. Try your hand at killing before the match. Make your family proud.
so yeah I mean I would say like you know even the Roadrunner changes don't bother
me as much like I think that they're still doable so I'm not like super worried about that
but the UI stuff I really don't like.
Someone else is not detected.
Oh great we got merch squad, we got Manny up in here.
I killed Manny with no legs.
See who else is uh, yeah so we got a full merch squad in here. This will be a fun one. I don't many with no legs
Yes, we got a full Merc spot. It's be a fun one. Yep
At least two Merc guys, but yeah, you see be fun
You know it's funny. I like people I've seen this a lot on my YouTube comments So many people comment like clan play is killing game. All the sweats and all the clans,
they should have their own separate lobbies.
Like, Rank Play is coming, man.
Notice, armor playing no longer viable. You know just do that man like you know signs improving I don't know, that's any game.
Like, any game that you're going into when you're playing in a squad, if you have people
who have a tight squad that they actually are talking to in chat and they're organized,
Versus just like randos who have no friends and they do that, you know what I'm saying?
I hate to say it, it sucks, but I've been in the same the same situation like me. I just don't have anybody to play with well then play solos
Solos the queues are open right now
You can literally go play solo by yourself and then you don't have to worry about going up against a bunch of sweaty clans
Solo is trash what why is solo trash?
So okay, so it's like it's we want it to be as easy as possible.
And then they put bots in the game and people are like,
that bots have killed the game too.
It's like you can't win. You literally cannot win with people.
I've played a lot of solos recently.
I've been so much fun with it.
Portuna says, we just need more people playing.
I mean, I think there's a good amount of people playing right now.
You know, lobbies are filling fast.
Like, I don't feel like we're ever waiting.
I just talked about it today in the video, man.
Yeah. Teardrop-off initiated track down and eliminate hostile zero target proximity area is marked on your map
Let's check this area out
There's another guy below on the second floor I'm pushing hard
Sorry, I'm so fucking slow
Alright, put one bullet in him
Oh, the other guy's flying away
Gosh, everything I got was just crap right now He went right here
Gosh everything I got was just crap right now Updating the drivers
The kinetic shield arm installed
Be advised, teammate has acquired hex device
Yeah He's in tank rain? Yeah.
Hostile squad launched Hex extraction in Little Keeve.
He's one of those annoying guys.
He's gonna have to land sometime soon.
I'm not sure if I can get a gun.
I'm not sure if I can get a gun.
I'm not sure if I can get a gun.
I'm not sure if I can get a gun.
I'm not sure if I can get a gun.
I'm not sure if I can get a gun.
I'm not sure if I can get a gun.
I'm not sure if I can get a gun.
I'm not sure if I can get a gun. I'm not sure if I can get a gun. but
He's never stopped and he's had so much debt jetpack might even ran out
Yeah, could be your legs stay the fuck away from the shrinking grid.
Yeah, like amazing this guy's not run out of jetpack at this point dude, like serious?
Bro, kill his ass now, please. I have no ammo.
There's another guy right- oh, there's a whole squad right there, watch out.
Enemy is extracting the hex in your guess.
I still need to hit my point. I leave. Enemy is extracting the hex in your guess. I can't say anything.
I can't say anything. I can't say anything. I can't say anything. I can't say anything. I can't say anything. I can't say anything. I didn't realize you were still alive to be honest man. Sorry
I would have hit it sooner Alright, let's get them loaded. Someone's flipped the big red switch
And are extracting the hex right now
We're back and for teammate redeployed
Downloading drivers I'm gonna go pop this hex in the
Two squads fighting by the tractor I Hey, sorry to interrupt the game, but I heard you might be interested in a little tactical advantage to lift your way Yeah
What a brave little butt?
What a brave little butt?
Your team has successfully eliminated the A- There are my legs! I broke my legs for that
Hostile zero is over there
I'm watching X decrypted data transfer to loadout
Couldn't even get there fast enough man The grid is about to have a meltdown worse than Fukushima on steroids
Oh, it ended. Oh, I'm being hunted, though.
Someone just got me as their bounty.
Let's move there. Looks good to me.
Let's do the one you pinged.
Have you got Marty all right you fucking chicken shit pussies the good is on hold
I'm gonna get the bounty you take care of me
Oh he's coming to you Marked on your map.
This target activated. Track down and eliminate previous targets out.
Jump. I won't jump here. Up top. I want to jump down.
Go steal it for yourselves you incompetent panty turds
The one that Seeger's chasing? He's running though.
Alright, I'll come back and DJ.
He's a flyer, that guy's gonna just keep going.
You got him? Oh, okay. Thanks.
Shoot somebody in the face.
The grid overload zone is on hold.
Yeah, I feel like it's like 75% of the time you get one. Because hacks extraction time
Yeah, I feel like it's like 75% of the time you get one
Bounty right check this area out go for it Teardrop off initiated track down and eliminate hostile zero target proximity
The other guys like right here too I should have shot him
We're rich baby 25 zeros left We got 7k for that, bro Yeah, let's rebound this
if you can buy like Hexes for like 40k
Oh shit there's a guy sniping
I'm just taking my jetpack out he's right here
We gotta kill our Alright, Manny.
We spawned discounts a go.
Get that dead teammate back in the game and chew his area out.
Let's move there. They got him. Oh, where is he?
Oh, he got my frickin'- someone got my frickin' backpack.
Yeah, could be your legs.
So close. Smell that? Is he cracked again? Yeah, could be your legs
Let's check this area out
Yeah, he went to buy the rebuy
I'm right, I'm right ping
Jetpack propulsion is limited I hacked him, I hacked him He has no armor
I hacked him I hacked him
Let's move in a little bit because we get caught here separated yeah let's just get uh like in the top of the server yeah
hello folks scobra again Nice crates have been reloaded. Yep. I shit you not. I know Oh shit
How am I? Don't get excited though. You're probably still gonna die.
Thanks for cleaning that up baby.
Thanks for cleaning that up.
I like it. I like it a lot.
I think I'm gonna buy it.
Oh I didn't know my sport was down.
It's gonna be an electronic armageddon.
Stay alert. You being tagged by a hostage.
I'm gonna be faster than a scooper. Hey! Oh there's one more. There's another one in here. Watch out. Electronic Armageddon
Getting back me poor backup
Spinal shit monkey the grid is on hold take a breath while you still can
Good overload is starting faster than you can say
Yeah, we gotta stay together together Be advised, you're marked by a hostile cyber limb Oh my god I'm gonna fight
The safe area is changing its position adjust your strategy armor fully loaded
Rex and then Merks in there Limb
There's two more left over here
Wait I think they're going for my back
Safe areas moving stay within bounds
Hostile cyber limb is tracking you taking countermeasures or leaving area is advised danger danger deadly overload imminent Vital signs go to the buyback here over there. Oh that we go that way. Yeah, I think this I've got a buyback
There's one the storm, but it's a little harder to get to I don't see him over here
Oh one guy's right here, yep
No, how did I miss him? Right. Sufficient funds loadout drone available.
Team has eliminated the last enemy.
The save zone is on a roller coaster straight to hell.
I broke him. Oh, I go tonight.
Cyberlimb capacitance critically high.
Leave the high power zone immediately.
Those guys kept buying each other back, dude.
We killed him like at least two times, right?
It wasn't Manny. it was the other guys.
They're just third partying from like far away.
Yeah they can't redeploy so it's just basically you and another single I think and then the two of them.
Yeah they should be on top of the crane somewhere.
To your right coming in. yeah, he's on bridge above
You think they're running paralyzer nobody called double ghost
No, I don't know I haven't seen them they haven't paired me the entire time so it's slump is probably
That's the total I think.
I'm going to get third party.
They successfully eliminated the squad.
Well, that was the other dude.
I'm going to go get my double go.
Yeah, go get that loadout.
Oh, what? Oh What bro, how did he snipe you through the railing like that row like no that's no there's no fucking way
He's coming from yeah, he's coming from the ground
Yeah, you close quarters. Don't give him a sniper angle.
Stay close. Yeah, stay somewhere tight
where he can't get a snipe on you.
Why is Hulk Hogan playing off the grid cuz brother we need a win and we're going for right now
We just gotta take out them dirty dirty perks
I'm afraid to report that the grid overload zone
Approaching because he's waiting for that's not cheer right he's behind you to your right
Are you like the recon drone? He went up that zipline I think. Probably like with a recon going out.
He heard that shit for sure.
Oh, he's got Slam Fist ready?
Is it just him? I don't know. I think it's just him.
Behind you. He's behind you. Yeah, he's right there.
Grid overload has been lost. Am I not merciful?
He's in the air? No, he's to your right.
He's trying to get that sniper.
As I'm saying, it's hard with the cover.
close one yet it wasn't orchestral it's like two shots killed now yeah it's it's uh it's
it's actually bugged right now the team's it's a it's it's actually
bugged right now the team even said they were like oh we actually forgot to to to nerf that
with the rest of them so for a couple of days that the the kestrel templar will be super op
so yeah of course you know that's what they're doing but dang sick we got beast mode that's
pretty good that's pretty good Good stream too. Nice.
You know, I love it. Thank you so much, agents.
It's great jumping in here and playing
a lot off the grid. Appreciate you guys
coming through. And we got, I mean, it was
like almost all, it's like almost right
there. We got one win, but like all
second place every damn time. It's hard.
Yeah, GG to the AVAX crew and everybody.
Yeah, appreciate you guys.
Well, there you go, agents.
Playing a little off the grid,
we got to check out all of the new changes they made today.
Optimization is off the dang charts i don't know if you saw i was getting like 200 240 frames and obviously i'm on a really good
machine but for lower machines with like 30 series cards this is really good so that was a really
close ending right there me port almost pulled it off uh you know we got a couple w's we got every
every other time we got second so i mean it's like you
know we're always right there battling out with these merchers and these other sweaty squads
and uh that is that that's the best part about off the grid man is yeah it's challenging yes
it's hard yes it's sweaty but damn it if i don't love it it's true um all right just well hey big
thanks to the avax fam fam and and obviously gaming on
Avalanche and all the friends over there for having me on the channel here. I will actually see you guys next Monday
That's right Monday. I would be back on the Avalanche channel
Taking over again to celebrate the launch of the guns token is launching on Monday March 31st
And your good friend secret agent stash will be back in the action talking
about it playing some more off the grid but that is all we have for today agents until next time
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