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⚠️‼️ Rugged Me! But we coming back!!! ⚠️‼️Enter at Own Risk‼️⚠️‼️
Recorded: Jan. 27, 2026 Duration: 1:47:22Space Recording
Short Summary
In a lively discussion, participants explored various aspects of the crypto landscape, including trends in community growth, the significance of token launches, and the importance of partnerships for project success. The conversation also touched on fundraising efforts and innovative strategies for yield generation, reflecting the dynamic nature of the Web3 space.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah up, get up. All that clothes.
Keep the dreams flying.
Get up, get up, get up, get up.
Great work shop for the kids.
No cap.
Just give it back.
The brother dad, people mad.
Yeah, we all respect that.
All that cold.
All that cold.
Yeah, the reason we push through the pain.
Fuck community rises.
Shouting out his name.
Early morning pounds.
Push around his neck.
Steady stride.
Keep your head up.
Boy, don't run from the grind. It's just a plan with a smile. It's real wide. We'll be right back. The punk fam know he got it. The punk fam know he got nothing to brawlin.
Got the heart of a lion.
Keep the dream flying.
Great work, stop for the kids.
No cap, he just give it back, finish.
The road to death, people, man, yeah, we don't respect that.
Game phone, drop, game phone, drop, game phone, drop.
I can't be like a ball on the floor. Boom, boom, talk, that's what we came for. Shorty! That's the tone of real mental vibes. Let's go. We built our own mind. 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 1, 1.
We'll teach you how to take control.
That's the strength.
Let's see.
There we go.
There's a good vibe.
It's better to get on.
Yeah, we ride for you.
Yeah, we ride for you.
Yeah, we ride for you.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. What up, Samadu?
Or is this Zaki?
Who is this?
Zaki?
Zaki, what's up?
Yeah, yeah, that's Zaki, man.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
How's it going?
Good, man.
Could you hear the tunes?
Could you hear the jam?
Are you there?
No, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can hear it now, man.
You need to raise the volume.
Okay, man.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
How's it going?
Good, man. Could you hear the tunes? Could you hear the jam? Are you there jam are you there no no no no yeah yeah yeah i
can't hear it now man you need to raise the volume let's see if we can turn it up
sj sj could you hear it i could hear it yeah okay let's see what we can do Tell somebody to show up. We're going to be vibing for over an hour, probably an hour
and a half until we got shit to do. Some of you might be slipping out a little before that.
Maybe Shawty's got her space. We might shut it down at three and head over there, but
she never comes up and talks on this one. So maybe we will have to go over there.
Maybe, maybe, maybe. No no promises no promises that this is popping
if samadu's here and this thing is crackalacking then we'll probably kick it here and have a beer
but have no fear you're in the clear where is tommy getting one-armed wonder he was here earlier
than he dipped but we're gonna send this out hopefully
it doesn't cut pinky grab the co-host and uh we'll be right back hopefully it doesn't cut out
it's saying that there's connections unstable yeah yeah yeah yeah turn it up
yo No.
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Hey!
Let's go!
Zuki!
Eternal Hero!
Balling Couch!
Oh, yeah.
Samadu!
Yeah.
Samadu!
Yeah.
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Yes.
Yes.
Zuki.
Okay, let's chit-chat.
Chit-chat.
Chit-chat.
What's up, Zuki?
Coach.
What's happening? Thank you. What's up? Good coach what's happening thank you guys good night good evening
how are you uh i'm pretty exhausted from physiotherapy what type of therapy are you doing
huh what type of therapy are you doing uh It's for my back. I have a sore lower back for the last three weeks. It's the third week, actually.
It's not nice, but at least now I can walk straight.
yeah all those massages and all that machinery they put me on it feels great but it's exhausting
well yeah i'm glad that you're getting it getting it worked out
you're getting it getting it worked out yeah you know me i don't surrender that easily no retreat
no surrender that is how you roll you can't give up and that's a matter of perspective and i like
i admire your perspective on the matter all Thanks, coach.
What else?
What else is happening? SJ, how are you?
What do you have going on tonight?
SJ, you rolling a fatty?
Yeah,
you know. I just had to get the kid to bed, but yeah,
she's back and forth, so I'm up and down,
up and down. Up and down
and all around. Turn that frown upside down.
Thanks for thanks for hanging with us. Always, always a vibe, always a good time. Enter at your
own risk. This is a recorded space. So you might be recorded. so watch what you say, okay, don't fuck around,
don't play, but there is exclamation marks, there is the caution sign, there will not be a whole lot
of rhyme, but there will be enough this time, so don't be here if you don't want to hear,
If you don't want to hear, don't be here. If you don't want your ears to hear a little bit of
shit, cock, balls, balls. Warning, warning. You never know what you're going to hear.
Paulan, sorry to interrupt. Can you tell me more about yourine's thing you've got going on do you want to compete sj
i have one of my friends that is going to um do a little bit of like kind of that question and
answer kind of like the dating game but if you want to participate I know we have a few eligible bachelors that would love to entertain meeting you if you're interested, SJ.
But the idea is to have a little, like, ask some questions of the bachelors and do a little matchmaking, possibly a virtual date because most of our people are from around the world.
But if you hit it off, you never know.
The man, Zachy himself, might get on a plane and be like,
I'm going to the UK.
I'm going.
I'm going to meet the love of my life that I met through Ball and Token.
I'm going.
I will see you wherever you are. will be there you never know you never know
true love could be found um no promises or guarantees uh but it's gonna be kind of fun
probably be the 50 did you did you watch that video i posted on the the post that I posted? Blind date.
I don't think I saw it.
Can you post it again?
It was a good one as well.
I didn't even look at it myself because I've watched them all before.
But the lady's name on it is Sarah.
Are they the ones that have
the worst dating profiles or the videos that they make of themselves trying to get a date?
Or is it those ones?
You've got to watch it.
It's awesome.
It's like old school.
Those are so funny.
The 80s ones where they're like, yeah, I think I know what you're talking about, but I love those.
Those are hilarious.
I'd love to remake that, you know, that program.
It'd be awesome.
That would be pretty funny.
The dating game.
There's been some good ones.
The Blind Date, Singled Out on MTV.
That's the one I'm on about, Blind Date with Cilla Black.
Blind Date, yeah, that was hilarious.
Was that on MTV or where was it?
What channel? UK. that was a hilarious... Was that on MTV or where was... What channel was it?
That was a UK show.
I like it.
Do you know who contestants you have on there
or you're not allowed to say yet?
We haven't...
I think Zachy's going to try to make.
There's.
We had like three guys that jumped at the opportunity the other day.
Single eligible bachelors.
My friend that I have is not.
All the wrong places.
Zookie, what's up, buddy?
I hope you count me in.
Say it again.
I hope you count me in.
You want to compete in this competition for love, Zooks?
Yeah, well, I already have it, but it's going to be fun.
The win, the hard
We'll have an audience vote in the Telegram who they think is going to win. The hard, lucky lady.
lucky lady.
But maybe we could do have
another round,
SJ, if you're interested
and want.
We could have another.
We could have, shit, we could do
a couple. We could have
I'd prefer to be like the
presenter, you know?
You and me can host
it. Shoot.
Ask the questions.
Now we're talking.
I like that idea.
It'll be fun. It's going to be fun. You'll all have
to join.
Except for the man. He's out.
Zach, he just left. But Tommy's
back. Tommy Gunn.
Us married men will hold it down we'll make it fun
and if you don't know my doc's profile is in here is in here that is I didn't know that
you didn't know that's me SJ
You didn't know that's me, SJ?
I'm joking. I did know.
Who'd this guy pick? Just some really good looking guy in a suit to pretend like that's his PFP?
Maybe see a little resemblance between my PFP and that Brant Minor guy.
Bonnie Gunn, what's up?
Dylan, I'm at the gym.
J-I-M or G-Y-M?
G-Y-M.
I'm in the sauna right now. Sounds hot.
It is hot.
I'm wearing khakis.
You're wearing khakis?
Nope.
I'm wearing froids. No. No more info.
SJ is it just me or can you hear him okay? Or is he really quiet?
I could at first but it seems like he's going lower and lower.
I'm on my headphones.
Oh that's a little better.
It's the sweat in that sauna it's dripping in his headphones
yeah don't don't don't ruin your headphones these are brick stone ones so they're kind of cheap
brookstone high society tommy well brick stone but i got him at tj max
that's not bad.
TJ Maxx can have some deals sometimes.
Yeah, we like going there for date night.
Have you seen...
They make fun of like...
We got a robot voice.
Uh oh, maybe it's me.
Trying to get back.
Have you seen those Instagram reels where they're like,
you know, like they say the most random shit?
Uh-oh. So it looks like connection.
I can hear you.
That's mother.
Looks like connection.
How's the connection gonna be lost? I'm driving on the fucking road.
And I'm not in a city. and I'm not in the country.
I'm on a road.
How can I just flicker in and out like that?
Oh, I thought I was doing the robot voice, so I was hoping that nobody was hearing all the shit, fuck, cock, balls, penis, penis, penis.
Was I the only one that played the penis game where you go penis
nobody else played that game
try to yell
who could yell penis the loudest
in a public place
ok crickets on that one
crickets on that one
it used to go into like the movie theater Okay, crickets on that one. Crickets on that one.
It used to go into like the movie theater.
It's like the movie theater.
Before the movie, everybody's completely that kind of quiet chit-chatting and all of a sudden
you'd hear, penis!
And everybody would just start cracking up
because it was like, okay, he won.
He won. He had the loudest,
the loudest, the loud loudest it was kind of like
trolling almost like i don't know that sound makes me think of a boner a boner
that's what that noise oh if she was a president she would be Baberham Lincoln.
What's that?
That reminds me of a cartoon, some type of cartoon character getting, like, the hook.
What are we going to do tonight?
What are we doing tonight?
I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, you got the blazers.
I got, I got loyalty inside my DNA.
Yeah, that's what I did.
That was pretty good, Tommy.
Pretty good, pretty good, pretty good.
Not bad, not bad.
My son thinks so quickly he's starting to develop a little bit of a stutter.
So we're trying to figure out how to help him with that.
But he just gets to where he's thinking so fast that you can tell that his words can't keep up with what he's thinking.
And then he just kind of sounds like that.
So it's, I don't know.
We're seeing, I think there's a lot of kids that develop that,
but we're trying to figure out how to help him.
But I know you do it a bit moreul and so maybe he just gets it from you
maybe maybe it comes from me sometimes i do it on purpose to try to
lighten the mood i don't know sometimes i don't mean to do it probably and i just can't think of
the word sometimes my brain just freezes and i just start that so sometimes sometimes i get like a stutter
like i like i like i like i like i like i like i like something like that but then sometimes
i just kind of drag on words like that try not to do that too often because otherwise people
get really annoyed and be like what the fuck is this guy talking about? Why is he doing that?
But sometimes when I'm thinking really quickly and I can't think of the word, I have to just kind of start thinking of other words to fill in until I can think of the right word.
And then the words just kind of ramble and you don't even know where the sentence is going to go.
Michael Scott.
Did you watch The Office, the UK one?
Rick Jervis?
Can I just tell
you, since I've been on Web3,
I do not watch TV.
Now you just hang out all the
time with us?
Yeah, I'm always on my feet
dealing with the kids. I ain't got
time to sit there and watch
The programs
The office is probably 15, 20 years old
Though now
Yeah, I've seen it before
Yeah, I don't know
It is that dry humour, you know
It's not really my cup of tea
And you do know
That if it's not an English person's
Cup of tea That's a nice way of saying, fuck it.
I'm not going to watch that shit.
Because their tea is special.
If you didn't know, if you're listening to this from the United States, tea, I don't know, I'm making that up.
I just imagine tea and crumpets is a thing.
And if you got to get your, I don't know, where's Hoop Dreams? He's gonna talk about the soggy
bacon and
hocus pocus.
He might be in the gym.
I bet you he's taking a nap.
I bet you Vino's sleeping right now.
Don't you think, Tommy?
Sometimes
I think that I'm
on the right track
And I keep going back
To the same
Guess who's back
Back again
I believe
I can fly
I believe
Love is the answer
I believe
People are out here balling.
Let's see.
Wizards and Blazers.
I took the Wizards.
Yeah, I'm kind of nervous about this game, honestly.
It's a little bit of a trap game because the record for the Wizards isn't very good.
But they're fighting.
They're trying to make things competitive, like the Nets.
The Nets and the Wizards are like teams you don't want to see when you're not doing so
great.
Yeah, we'll see.
I mean, the Blazers got to bounce back, but they lost the Celtics.
So, yeah, they've been playing well.
Before that, they lost to Toronto.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, they've been playing good in January, but they're just slipping.
I'm slipping.
I'm falling.
I can't get up.
You know, I'm slipping.
I'm falling.
I got to get up.
Is that a song?
It is now.
I don't know. I'm slipping. I think there is a song.
Here, we'll play it. I'm slipping.
I don't know if it's a song. I'm slipping. I think it's... You know who knows? ChatGPT.
They come up with any song you put anything in.
Now you can make any song.
Here we go, it's DMX.
DMX, there we go.
What's that motherfucking DMX? Here we we go. What's up motherfucking D.M.X.
Here we go turn it up turn it up. Remember that song where he's all like where's like the snake the rat the cat the dog.
How you gonna see him if you live in in the fall. That was DMX right.
Yeah. Here we go turn it up I don't know. It might be too quiet to hear, but that's how that song starts. It goes,
I'm slipping. I'm falling. I can't get up. You know, I'm slipping. I'm falling. I got to get up.
One of these days, we're going to have a name that tune competition, SJ.
Do you think you're pretty good at that or no?
Tommy, Tommy knows Tommy can pick up songs pretty quick I'm just not very good at remembering the names you know I
could sing them okay we're gonna play it okay if you can hear this throw some emojis.
There we go.
Turn it up.
If you can hear this, throw some emojis.
We're going to listen to this one.
Regulators.
Regulate any stealing of his property.
We're damn good too.
But you can't be any geek off the street.
Got to be hanging with the steal if I know what I mean.
Or in your key.
Regulators!
Mount up!
It was a clear black net, a clear white moon.
Warren G was on the sheets, trying to consume.
You search for the deeps, so I can get some phones.
Rollin' in my ride, chillin' all alone.
Just hit the east side of the LBC.
On a mission, trying to find Mr. Warren G.
Seen a couple of girls, ain't no need to tweak.
I used to search, I want some print two and three. So I hooked the left on two women Lewis.
Some brothers shooting dice, so I said, let's do this.
I jumped out the ride.
I said, what's up?
Some brothers put some gas, so I said, no, this is up.
These girls speak with me.
I'm glad and smart.
These are moving so hard.
They straight hit the curve.
I'm a bigger better than some horny tricks.
I see my homie in some suckers. All it is make a whole time. I'm getting jacked. I'm breaking my sweat. I can't believe.
They took my rings. They took my Rolex. I looked at the bus and said, damn, what's next?
I think I'm going down.
I can't believe it's happening in my own town.
If it wings, I would fly.
Let me contemplate.
Clance and I cut and I see my homie.
16 in the crib and one in the hole.
Natong is about to make somebody's turn.
Now they drop a 9-mill and it's a 10-bit lane.
Natong on warranty warranty You have to regulate
Oh, regulators
Regulating he's stealing this property
We're damn good too
Can't be any geek
Off the street
This is the part I love.
Nate got the freaks and that's a known fact.
Before I got jacked, I was on the same track.
Back up, back up, because it's all N-A-T-E-N-E.
I'm watching the G.
Just like I thought they were in the same spot in need of some desperate hands.
The D-O-G and the G-E-C-I were in need of something. It's size if you wanted to know.
I like your size.
Pinky knows.
She was here that day, I think.
Listen, it's going real sweet.
The next stop, where is it?
Oh, yeah. Oh, it? Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You know it's classy when it's a motel.
Not a hotel.
Not a Holiday Inn.
Motel.
Hotel.
Holiday Inn.
I said, now what you hear is not a test.
I'm a rubbing to the beat.
I said, hip, you hear is not a test. I'm a rubbing to the beat.
I said a hip hop hip.
Yeah.
Beamer boy, get your ass up here, man.
We've been waiting for you.
Beamer.
What the?
Where the?
Have you been?
Semido.
Semido.
We already had him in here cussing him out.
Beamer boy.
I'm a physical therapy coach. My apologies,
coach. No worries. No worries, man.
Yeah, I'm still here.
Yeah, I got like another I'm in here for like 40 minutes.
I got like another.
What are you going through? You're getting it
taken care of now or you're waiting?
Yeah, no, now I'm actually
inside the room right now
on one of the beds um i'm getting ready to get some dry needles some dry needles done
with the tens i got a tens unit on me with some heat right now he's about to come in here and put
the i love i love the tens yeah he's gonna come in here and put the dry needles in next and connect
it to the ten and then um after that i going to get out here and do a little workout.
And then I'm up out of here.
Dry needles.
Dry needles are better than dry humping, folks.
If you're wondering at home, dry needles are great.
They really are.
They really are.
I actually can attest to every time I've had any type of lower back issues, sciatic issues, within a couple days of having dry needles done, the pain literally has subsided.
And it's more than once.
It's been proven.
At first, I thought it was a flu.
It's just like anything.
You don't want to believe it.
You're like, this shit won't work.
But when I tell you that it worked worked and it's continued to work and
it's kept all my issues at bay for the last couple years i'll do this shit three four days a week
every week
so coach this red pepe this red pepe uh um so i have red pepe i I saw it. I saw it. As a matter of fact, I think you sent it.
Did you send it to my? You sent it to my OX, right?
I sent 500 to your, that wallet you sent me.
My Rabi wallet?
Your Rabi wallet, yes.
Okay, yeah, that's in there. Yeah, that's in there.
And then I haven't sent the rest, but I was going to send it to your Red Pepe wallet that you just need to export the private keys to Rabi or MetaMask or whatever wallet.
Okay, so I already have Red Pepe in my MetaMask wallet.
You have that wallet set up already. You've set the wallet up, and I can tell that because I sent you a tip, and you received it.
Yes.
So you can get tips, and you can get – so, yeah, you're set up with the wallet.
It's on MetaMask.
It's on Telegram.
You can use that wallet in Rabi.
You can use it in MetaMask.
You can put it wherever you want, you know?
That's what she said.
Okay, well, like, after the space, I'll figure that shit out, bro.
Because, you know, like, my freaking Web3 dyslexia is fucking with me, bro.
No, just go to RabiWbi wallet and then just import i tried it
already it didn't work it did not work i tried that shit already it was like womp womp womp
but i think maybe it's because are you doing this do i need to get on the computer
or do i know i'm on my phone doing this on my phone. Okay.
What's up, y'all?
Daisy, the slurry bird down there.
Hello. Hello.
I think he roped again.
Can I hear me now?
You're back, you're back.
No, you're not, coach.
You're rouging.
No, he's not. Did I save it?
Did I save it?
Yeah, you did.
You're back.
Yes!
Yes!
I swiped out as quick as I could,
and it said reconnecting to the space.
Space will be killed.
And then I hit restore.
And it's back.
Back again.
Thank you for not rugging the space.
We did lose a few folks because of my rambling or because i went away probably not
because i went away people are probably showing up if i didn't talk all day but since beamer boy
is getting pt he's not able to interrupt me and jump in and try to no i'm joking beamer if you're
still listening man you know i'm messing with i'm messing with you because usually we'd be yelling
back and forth over each other yeah i can't do it right now i was like but you know what's funny
i thought my mic was open i was like oh oh oh yes i can but you didn't hear it but it didn't even
work but it was like another womp womp womp yeah i'm the yeah there's sometimes I feel like I'm just flowing and telling the Gettysburg Address of motivational speeches.
And then I realize the space rug.
The space has probably been dead for two minutes.
And I feel like I'm just pouring into greatness.
And people aren't even listening.
It was like you was you was you was intense
and everybody was getting the intensity and whatnot i thought they were just leaning in
you know i thought they were leaning in listening even more in deep in depth listening but nope
kind of like when i told the kids i had this story sj about like i was talking told the kids, I had this story, SJ, about like, I was talking to the kids that I was
coaching about like, what's your carrot? You know, like that thing that's out there that keeps you
motivated, that keeps you moving forward. And they're like, what do you mean carrot? And I'm
like, you know, like you guys get it right when you're like on a donkey and you have like out on a carrot like on
a fishing pole there's like a carrot dangling in front of the donkey to like make it keep walking
that's not like you can kick a donkey it's not gonna walk but if it thinks it's gonna get that
carrot it keeps walking right like and it keeps walking to try to get the carrot you hold the
carrot over one way and the donkey starts to veer over that way. That's how you ride a fucking donkey, if you didn't know.
And the kids are looking at me like, you ride a donkey, coach?
What are you?
You ride a donkey?
And I thought I was like giving this huge motivational talk about this carrot.
And what's the carrot that's dangled out there in front of you?
And they had no clue what the i was talking
about so did you explain to them i tried and they're like coach we didn't know you ride donkeys
and i'm like what not me like not me personally not me personally riding a donkey, but the idea, and they didn't get it. They thought I was weird.
But what's your, what's your, what's your family right like a better life for your kids
and their families and your families and your friends like that's what keeps you going when
you don't want to feel like walking you're hungry and you got to go get that carrot to help that's
your carrot that some people it's money or fame or prestige or title or degree that's keeping them motivated. But whatever it is, you got to keep moving.
Life is like a bicycle. If you don't keep moving, you're going to fall over.
Life. Can you hear me, fall over. Life.
Can you hear me, SJ?
I can. I can hear you.
Tommy's got an open mic,
but I don't know if he was talking or not.
I'm not sure.
Maybe he's rubbing.
I can't hear him.
Solo Breezy.
Solo.
Trying to catch me riding solo. Who just came up to speak? Solo Breezy, Solo, trying to catch me riding Solo.
Who just came up to speak?
Solo Breezy, is that you?
Or no, that was Tommy leaving?
Yeah, I think it was Tommy leaving.
I think he might have rogged or got a phone call.
Solo, what's your carrot, man? What keeps you motivated and moving forward when you don't want to
tell us about that tommy i had to uh i had to order my pizza for pizza night
oh so you had what type of pizza did you order large cowboy papaboy. Papa Murphy's Take and Bake. Yeah. The Large Cowboy. Tommy's the type
of guy that likes a large cowboy, if you didn't know. Yeah, and then I go get a green pepper as
well, cut that sucker up, put it on top, and then I do a bunch of oreganogano if you guys want to know what a large cowboy is you got a little
bit of mushroom sausage pepperoni black olive yep is that it it's kind of like an abby special
pretty much i just about saw an accident between two subarus it was pretty oregon-esque
I just about saw an accident between two Subarus.
It was pretty Oregon-esque.
I just saw the 2023 video Jorge Ortega took of the UFO,
and I had not seen this video yet.
It's probably the best UFO video of all time.
Really? I haven't seen it.
haven't seen it i'll send it to you it's crazy
I'll send it to you. It's crazy.
there's a lot of shit going on that i don't think they're telling us
or they're trying to tell us that it's one way when really they're
they're zigging and they're trying to tell us they're zagging and I think they're zigging folks.
I think they're zigging and they're saying they're zagging and it's not the zig that's
gonna hurt it's the zag that you go down when they should have been zigging because they're
zigging. So listen to what they're not saying. Listen to what they're doing. Watch what they're doing.
Don't listen to what they're saying or something like that.
Because there's a lot of shit going on, especially where I live in the United States.
It's a crazy world.
It's a crazy country right now with all this immigration.
And it's just, it's terrible it's terrible and either way you look
at it it's terrible um and then i'm not an overly political man but i do feel like there's
two-party system is meant to divide us instead of unite us.
And it pisses me off.
So I'm going to run for something bigger than president.
Master of the universe.
So I need to get these negotiations going, Tommy, with this intelligent life from other worlds, Other planets.
Interplanetary
galactic. Intergalactic
planetary.
Beastie Boys.
Donnie.
What's up, Donnie?
Lettuce Monsters. Tell us about Lettuce Monsters.
Tell us about Lettuce Monsters.
But yeah.
It's just a pop.
Shorty.
Shorty came up.
No I'm joking.
Shorty's never going to come up and speak in any space that I host.
Because she won't even come up and give me the time of day.
It's kind of like when you try to hit on somebody.
And you're like hey.
Hey girl.
Hey. And then they're like when you try to hit on somebody and you're like, hey, hey girl, hey.
And then they're like, nah, I got a boyfriend.
It's like, nah, you're just saying that.
And they're like, nah.
And then you try to get them to, you know, go on a date with you or something.
And they just keep shooting you down.
It's kind of like that, shorty.
It's kind of tumbling to try to get somebody to come up on stage and they just laugh at you.
They're all going to laugh at you.
That's what they said to me.
And I try not to let it get down.
I try not to let it affect my feelings.
And maybe they don't, maybe they, I don't even know Shorty's pronouns.
Maybe she, probably she doesn't even care or only has enough voice maybe for her own spaces so can't even come up to
say anything on my space because she's probably got about three minutes three
minutes sounds like a marathon session to me joking nah I can't I kid what were
you trying to do beat ya I beat ya beat ya! I'm a winner! Get in where you fit in.
Sounds nice. Make it twice. Thank you, everybody. It's a Wednesday. No, it's not. It's a Tuesday.
Coming up on a Tuesday. Tuesdays. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty undiscreet.
Not a lot of feelings behind a Tuesday.
Wednesday, you got hump day.
I mean, Mondays, you got to get the week started right.
Thursdays, you got thirsty Thursdays.
You got titty Thursdays.
You got stuff for a full-time Friday.
Pango Tuesday.
Taco Tuesday, yeah, okay okay i could see tango tuesday i don't i don't get tacos over here much we say tango tuesday
tango what's the like so you go dancing on tuesdays is that what we're doing yeah why not
because it's not that close to the weekend.
Like, Thirsty Thursday, yeah, I can get drunk because I just got to make it through Friday.
Then I got two days to recover.
But a Tuesday.
It's happening Tuesday.
I'm thinking a lot about what S.J. said.
S.J. said that I should get some tentacles.
Extension day, coach.
Extension day.
Tentacles, Tommy?
Start collecting tentacles, the Pokemon
first edition.
I saw someone else already was,
but they call themselves Tentacool
guy, and I was thinking
Tentacool Tommy sounds way
better. I think
it sounds too close to testicle Tommy,
personally.
I'm not hating on your nickname, Tommy.
I'm just saying.
Tommy, don't let Coach do that to you.
No, as a friend.
Don't let Coach do that to you, Tommy.
As a person that cares about testicle Tommy, I just don't want to see you doing this.
He did it twice.
He did it twice.
He called you it twice.
I'm not one ball.
It'd be testicles.
It'd be testicles.
I mean, that's why.
I mean, Hoop still calls you Tommy guns, even though you only got one bicep, you know?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm just trying to give you some feedback, give you play devil's advocate, because I'm
just starting to learn more about Pokemon.
I didn't catch them all.
I never played Pokemon Go.
I never collected the cards.
But now my nanny has my son getting involved in it.
And so I'm like, gosh, maybe.
Yeah, I know.
She got a good one.
Something.
I don't know much about enough about yet.
Going for a few hundos on eBay.
Yeah, I saw if it was a 10,
it'd be like five hundo. If it's a nine,
it'd be about two hundo.
It's pretty nice.
Did you see this guy
did a post today and he said
fire.
He said that he does.
What's he say, Tommy?
He said that he does. What's he say, Tommy? He said that he does PSA.
Fire!
My legs were on.
Sometimes it'll be like a six,
and he'll turn around and just give it a nine.
Just because he's being nice?
I guess so.
That's wild.
I didn't know.
I've heard PSA people give something a 9, and then they'll buy it, and then they'll give it a 10.
That's shady as fuck, dude.
I have heard some stuff about people having like a...
Beamer, what are you doing, Beamer?
Bro, I told you, Coach.
I'm getting in these exercises. But why are you doing, Beamer? Bro, I told you, coach. I'm getting in these exercises.
But why are you humming or whatever that was while Tommy and I are talking?
You're like, humming?
What is that?
Coach, listen, coach.
It's because you guys are talking about testicles, coach, and I'm not doing the testicles.
It's a Pokemon.
Not a testicle.
We digress, folks. We digress.
It is Tuesday.
He's thinking I'm saying Pokemon your mom But I'm saying Pokemon
Oh no, hold on
I'm in public by the way
Are we rugging?
Alright coach, I'll be back
My therapist is here.
No, that is not the rapist.
That's therapists.
That's therapists for $200.
Yeah, that's a pretty good.
What was that? Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL
I'll take annual bum cover
that's an album cover
I know
annual bum cover when I see it
Trebek
and to do so
and providing for one
is my greatest Trebek
that was great that was great to do so and providing for one is my gracious for bed.
That was great.
That was great.
Colors that end in Urple.
What is Colors that end in Urple?
Is that Tricky Buddha down there?
Donnie Brasco?
Tricky Buddha from DeFi Space Donkeys or something like that.
Oh, Bebo. I know Bebo.
Bebo, come on up, man. We're inviting you up.
Grab the mic.
Psych.
I'm just glad Beamer's getting his work in
and not humming
or whatever that was. What's up, Dono?
Dono. Donnie-Doo.
Double Ds. I'm getting my exercise.
I just invited everyone.
Thanks a lot. Have a good night.
Everyone.
Donnie, what's up, Donnie?
Double D's.
Double D's.
Give me one hit.
He's smoking marijuana. This is a citizen's arrest
It's legal here
I know I'm fucking high
Where are you at?
What part of the world?
New Jersey
That's great
It's not legal in Jersey
No way
Yeah I believe it.
Trump took it off the Schedule 1, right?
So we're good.
It's been legal in Jersey since 2020.
Uh-oh, we got the DeFi Space Donkey
up here. Nobody make any noise.
It's
Tricky Buddha from DeFi
Space Donkey.
I'm actually
powered by weed. Buddha from the space donkeys. Powered by
weed.
I'm actually waiting for a video
conference and they're a little bit late.
So I was like, okay, I can jump up and say hi.
Well, thanks for saying hi.
Tricky Buddha is much
better than tuberculosis.
Right?
They're both traumatic.
It caught me, dude.
Wow. I'd rather be rich make sure you guys are cool with my boy dude don't be don't be make sure you're nice to my boy tricky dude that's my guy it's my bros tricky i don't know about that having beamer
come in and vouch for you that's a shake that's a risky move man
yeah thanks beamer now now you're gonna get muted quicker tricky i mean honestly have you found
anyone that doesn't like me and if they do red flag i feel that i feel that that is one of those
things where people say yeah i mean i get that like i i like the saying
live in such a way that if people speak poorly of you no one will believe it right yeah
i mean i've gotten kicked off the stage like mid intro or like people heard the intro but they
don't know the backstory and it sounds absolutely insane so like i can't blame them but like i will follow
around for two weeks just get blasting positivity on their timeline until they wake up that's a good
i love your intro bro i love when he comes up right i always think it's a recording
from the d5 space don't get i love it it sounds like a recording right it sounds like a radio
i actually it actually is a recording i right? It sounds like a radio edit.
It actually is a recording.
I have one of those buttons.
You could buy those buttons that cats have, like treat, right?
Or out, right? And you send it to like a guy on Fiverr that's got a good voice,
and he'll record whatever you want.
And then I just say, it's Tricky Buddha, and I push the button.
Buy, defy, defy, defy, space, defy, space donkeys.
I'm not buying it.
I'm not buying it.
You just want me to send you $5.50 for Fiverr.
You're that guy.
You're the guy that you can send the voiceovers for.
Free fitting.
High five, like 5,000 far today.
If you want to get any of these awesome animations I'm making, fitting. I found like 5,000 far today. But
if you want to get any of these
awesome animations I'm making,
do check them out in the comments.
I'm giving them to subscribers and holders
right now, so $2 to
subscribe is pretty good for one of these
animations.
Have you seen the
Jorge Ortega UFO
video? No, I don't have it.
Alright, I'm putting in it. All right, I'm putting it in the comments.
Okay, okay.
When's the next IRL event you're going to?
Tricky Buddha, when's the next IRL event you're going to?
I'm helping to organize something in Michigan and something in Maine
and something in Vegas.
But I don't know which one I'm going to go to yet.
So I don't know.
Kind of still up in the air.
I got a lot of things I'm trying to do right now
to get my house ready to sell.
But yeah, once I sell my house,
I'll have money to do that shit again.
I mean, I was paid the last three times to go.
So I just got to make a pitch deck
and get my sponsors on board.
Well, if there's a way when you're putting that pitch deck together and want to get help get more visibility for your partners,
or if there's ways you can think of looping ball and token and falling in community, keep, and balling in our community.
Keep that up.
Keep that in mind, okay?
Just keep that in the back of your mind.
So I have this goal.
I have this goal to take 100 communities and go on a Web3 cruise,
like W3 cruise, like We Cruise, right?
So, yeah, that's my goal.
Oh, I have to go.
I'll talk to you guys soon.
Okay, bye.
Bye.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Pinky, were you an NSYNC fan?
Oh, I can't remember.
You'll have to play this song to refresh my memory.
I don't want to be a fool for you.
It was a
boy band called
Yeah, I think I can remember.
They have a guy named Justin
Timberlake. Yeah, I can remember
now. I just can't quite
remember what they sang.
They sang
Bye Bye Bye. Yeah, that's
the one. Yeah, I can remember now.
Let's see. I'll see if i can find uh because it was like let's see bye bye has been listened to what's your guess sj how many times do you think this youtube video has been played
what's your guess?
Probably over 5 million.
I don't...
Let's see.
It's going to be more than that.
It's going to be in the...
500...
589 million times.
Sheesh! 589 times for NSYNC.
Bye, bye, bye.
Let's go out to Tricky Buddha as he exits.
We're going to hear him say bye, bye, bye one time, and then we're changing it, Donnie.
I apologize.
Here we go.
It ain't no lie.
Bye-bye.
Okay, that's enough.
That's enough.
Yeah, bye-bye.
Good.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye, NSYNC.
NSYNC, 98 Degrees. Those guys got a lot of girls swooning over them.
So are we getting to listen to your playlist?
Stop.
I just had that one.
Hey, hey.
No, no jokes.
We were listening to Regulators earlier. That was my earliest
single CD
was Regulators.
That was in the rotation
and would be on my playlist.
I don't have O-Town or 98 Degrees
in my playlist, though.
Regulators, what? Warren G?
Yeah.
Regulating and stealing of this property were damn good, too.
Yo, you see it? Regulators! Oh, did you do that? yeah you regulate any stealing of this property we're damn good too it was a cold night
what's that tommy check out the video it'll take you to instagram but uh
i'm waiting all i see is. All I see is Nancy right now.
Bro, Tricky Buddha, go listen to that, or go watch that and come back here and tell me
what you think.
Is it in the Jumbotron?
It's an Instagram reel.
You got to click on it.
I'm guessing it's to do with aliens.
UAPs, UFOs, the truth is out there.
What's a UAPs, UFOs, the truth is out there. What's a UAP?
Unidentified
aerial phenomena.
It's the best ufo video ever
I saw that thing coming at me though.
I probably screamed.
So I don't know.
That's pretty good.
Freaking crazy.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, I don't know i i mean i really i don't know what there has to be a reason why they have thought that's what
spaceships would look like so now you see it katie k-t k-t k-t k-t k-t k-t k-t k-t k-t
man i want to go to Mexico right now.
So bad.
Let's all go!
Jamaica.
Ooh, I want to take you to Bermuda.
Bahama.
Come on, pretty mama.
Key Largo, Antigua.
We got to get institutional adoption to buy my bags.
Kokomo, buy my bags.
Buy Ball and Token.
If you haven't heard, Ball and Token on the chain.
Run the game.
Know my name.
We're not going to play.
It's on chain.
It was only a couple days ago that I had 500 balling and now I got 670.
That's belief.
That's belief.
And if you don't know about grit, balling grit, we're going to Greece.
Balling token on the chain.
DCA into balling today.
What do you say?
Uh-huh.
You heard of real grit.
Real grit, Tommy.
Yes, we are.
Let's go.
Real grit.
This is on my playlist, Donnie. Uh.
Uh. We move, together we win. This is the way it's locked in.
Dripping that merch with the logo clean.
Stepping on decks, moving like a dream.
Telegram lit, community loud.
Hey, this ain't mad.
We making them proud.
It's GI gift, thanks for the grind.
Yes.
I bounce back every time.
I bring heat to the flame.
T-Team strong, all in the game.
Let's go.
Let's work.
We rise, we shine. All in go let's work we rise we shine
no doubt No doubt. No doubt.
Turn it up, Sebastian.
We see you.
I saw you too, Jane Doe.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Woohoo! uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh let's go tell us about it believe that Believe that.
Shout out OBG. The things that they can do now in putting lyrics to beats to work, it's baffles.
It blows me away what you can do with AI. Not Allen Iverson, folks. I know KT's down there.
She hears AI. Her first thought is number three for the
Philadelphia 76ers. AI, Allen Iverson, straight out of Georgetown, straight out of DC.
But no, that's a banger. So that is on my playlist. And man, it's just
playlist and man, it's just gratitude, resiliency, intensity, togetherness, grit, real grit.
That's what it says on my jersey. That's in my PFP. Grit, gratitude, resiliency, intensity Be ballin' forever, now and forever. Ballin' for life.
Yeah, that one is, though, Donnie.
That one is on my playlist.
I do play ballin', grit, not NSYNC, you know.
Not that I, and if I did, I would tell you. I'm not, like, afraid.
Like, my masculinity would not be, like like my taste in music would be questioned.
Absolutely.
And what I'm doing with my life, if I'm still stuck on boy bands from the early 2000s,
like you might think that hair in my PFP is still what I'm really rocking.
The frosted tip.
I don't have frosted tips.
If you're judging me, I don't have frosted tips. I had're judging me, I don't have frosted tips.
I had them.
I had them. No, I had them.
Let's not get this twisted. I had them.
I was cool. I had a puka shell necklace.
I had
a...
I wore
Abercrombie and Finch.
You've been gone since that summer. Since that summer. Abercrombie and Finch. I...
You've been gone since that summer.
Since that summer.
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Finch.
I'd take her if I had one wish.
That makes me sick.
What I took from that was the words,
I was cool.
What are you, not cool now?
I'm not cool now.
Trust me, I'm an unk.
They call me unk now.
And I'm like.
Unks are cool, bro.
I'm 50 years old.
Yeah, I'm 42.
I try to be cool.
I make jokes with the kids.
I'm like, oh, you guys have the Insta face or whatever it's called.
I'm like, coach, how do you have 30,000 followers on Instagram and you don't even know what it's called?
And they know I'm joking, but I'll say stuff like the ticky-tock.
You guys are probably on the snappy chat, right?
You guys are snapper chatters, ticky-talkers.
And sometimes they laugh, sometimes they groan,
sometimes they say like oh coach you're so
but i do the eye roll they do the eye roll you've seen that one yeah come on coach
six seven that's so last year they left that in 25
that's pretty funny but no they i i am still cool and i am cool because i don't listen to nsync
um it's not in my rotation lfo is not somebody tell me what they thought about uap video though
tommy's got ringback tones you every time i click on it it up my Instagram, but it doesn't go to that.
It went to that video for me, and it looks like it's only the last, like, five seconds of it, right, Tommy?
Yeah, at the end, yeah.
Freaking thing flies right by the cockpit.
Yeah, it's trippy.
I can't believe I hadn't seen it before.
Tommy does a lot of research on extraterrestrial life.
There's a good documentary out there, too.
And it kind of brings in Christianity in a full circle, like what we think as Christians about UFOs.
Interests me.
I don't know.
I don't know what to think about that.
It's not what I want to think about right now.
Whether Jesus
was an alien, believes in aliens,
or not.
That, I know for certain, is not.
He's not.
He's definitely of this world.
But I thought he was not of this world.
Well, the world, yeah.
The world being the shadow side.
Yeah, but Christ definitely is born of man.
It's a human form.
It's God.
It's God it's God
we're made in the image of God
he's like us we're going to be like him
so did God
God created aliens too though right
yeah everything
God created the heavens and the earth
the heavens and the earth
and outer space
and instead of trying to conquer outer space let's conquer
inner space but it's like how did the aliens get to us or they've already been here the whole time
oh they're they're they've been here they just they're so far advanced that they don't get caught
like i don't know how that motherfucker caught them i don't know how how that but the truth is out there but will we ever know it probably not with our like our
ability to i don't know if i knew i would tell you all i promise you that if i knew what happened
after we died i wouldn't be keeping it a secret i'd be spreading that shit like wildfire i'd be
spreading that shit i'd be spreading that shit like masturbation through middle school i'd be spreading that shit like wildfire i'd be spreading that shit i'd be spreading that shit like masturbation through middle school i'd be spreading it i'd be telling everybody what
happens after you die tommy but i don't know unfortunately there's so many people in denial
and if you didn't know denial is don't even notice i am lying it's not just a river in Egypt. Denial. Denial is not just a river in Egypt.
It is a real thing.
But I'm not in denial.
I believe in aliens.
I believe there's...
I don't even know if we went to the fucking moon, to be honest with you.
Like, I don't know.
To think about, okay, so you're going to be able to land this fucking thing.
I can't get cell phone service in King City, Tommy.
I drive over Bull Mountain and I lose cell phone service.
And you're telling me we can put a fucking man on the moon and then shoot it
back off the moon with zero gravity and make it launch back and land back on
earth.
Like you want me to believe that shit?
It's kind of like this shit now where they're trying to say, Oh,
the guy was trying to attack the ice officer.
Motherfucker there's video. you can't just tell me shit and then i watch the video and it's completely obvious you're lying like this is not to get we're not going to start talking about trump
and ice but it's like back in the day they used to be able to just show you whatever footage they've
been putting together about like this is the moon landing they've been working on that shit talk about how tom holman tom holman the guy that everybody hates freaking barack obama gave him a medal back in the
day so yeah i mean they stripped it's all they stripped wilson they stripped woodgero wilson's
name off the high school in portland they took they took the name. They took the name of Madison and said, fuck you, so what?
That everybody in the whole world thought the same way back then, and we're going to put our
principles on you, and we're going to take the name off that school. That's crazy. They were
the president of the United States. They were the
leaders of the free world. I don't know. We digress. It's Tuesday. We have had a wild
conversation about do Tuesdays have a feel? Thursdays have a feel. Wednesdays have a feel.
Tuesdays are Tuesday. You choose mental health. Tuesday's Taco Tuesday.
Pinky.
Not pinky taco.
Not pink.
Where are we going with this?
Sorry, Bebo.
You walked in.
You walked in when we're talking about pink tacos because it's Tuesday.
Pizza night.
Pizza night.
I like pizza,
but I love
pink tacos.
What are we talking about here?
Where are we going with this conversation?
I'm going to pretend like it's...
I'm rugging.
I don't know.
Pink tacos.
Tuesdays.
I love pink tacos.
The truth is out there, folks.
We just don't know it.
We don't know what it is.
What is the truth?
What is real?
Are birds real?
What is real?
What is real, really real?
I don't know anymore.
I don't know. AI, that shit, like, that's why people, for the longest time, people are like, dude, you're fucking cool.
You got all these pictures of you and all these famous people and you've been all around the world and done some.
And now it's like, people are like, oh, you're really good at AI, man.
Like, what the fuck?
This is from 20 years ago.
Oh, yeah, you know how to even make it look like you're younger, bro.
No, this is real.
This is not Allen Iverson shit.
This is not.
It's not chat jibbled.
It's not chat jibbled.
This is real, mother.
This is real life.
We didn't have cell phones.
Yeah, I played Snake on a Nokia brick.
I'm that old.
And you don't think I know shit that you don't know?
I can't teach you something?
I didn't grow up in an era where we could just Google shit and sell our games.
I know something that you know.
Because I know something about you.
You went to Cranbrook.
That's a private school.
What's the matter, dog?
You embarrassed?
This guy's a gangster?
His real name's Clarence.
And Clarence lives at home with both parents.
And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage.
This guy don't want to battle.
He's shook.
Ain't no such thing as halfway crook.
He's scared to death.
He's scared to look at his fucking yearbook fuck
Cranbrook and fuck
a beat I go acapella
fuck a pop a doc fuck a clock fuck a trailer
fuck y'all if you doubt me I am a piece
of fucking white trash I say it proudly
and here fuck this
battle I don't want to win I'm outie
I don't know something like that
that was a little Eminem
Marshall Mathers eight mile
thank you thank you guys thank you thank you for the lead into that SJ I don't know how I can
remember most of that but I can't remember a damn word my wife tells me or she tells me to
fucking grab something while I'm upstairs I come back downstairs and she's like did you grab the
ibuprofen fuck I forgot I forgot the ibuprofen upstairs. I come back downstairs and she's like, did you grab the ibuprofen? Fuck, I forgot. I forgot the ibuprofen upstairs. But I can remember, this guy don't want to battle, he shook. I can remember that from, I watched 8 Mile, probably the last time I watched that shit was 2004. And I can still pull out, like, the rap battles.
like the rap battles next time your wife tells you to remember something just turn it into a
song in your head and go over and over in your head and you'll remember excuse me babe excuse me
babe could you uh rephrase that statement in a rhyme so that way i can put it in my head and
then i won't forget what she said so if if you wouldn't mind doing that, that'd be great.
Yeah, if you could do that.
That way I remember because, um, look, Snoop Dogg just got a fucking boob job.
Did you listen to the last rhyme, Meathead?
You're saying the same shit that he said.
Matter of fact, Dogg, here's a pencil.
Go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful,
and don't come back until something dope hits you.
Fuck it.
You can take the mic home with you.
Looking like a cyclone hits you.
Tank top screaming, Lotto, I don't fit you.
You see how far the white jokes get you?
Boys like how Vanilla Ice gonna diss you.
My motto, fuck Lotto.
I get the seven digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow.
Oh, that's hot.
That's hot.
That's Marshall Mathers.
This is a recorded space that is not.
I hope this doesn't get taken down because it sounds exactly like the movie.
I'm so kidding. I know I'm horrible at it, but it's fun for me. So if you didn't enjoy
that, that's on you because I sometimes feel blue if I can't keep going and flowing. So if I can
pull out, but in that rap, he says he rhymes you with you a bunch of times. You see how far them white goats get you.
Boys like how Vanilla is going to dish you.
How does this look like a fucking boob job?
Fuck it.
You can take the mic home with you.
Looking like a cyclone hit you.
Tank top screaming lotto.
I don't fit you. You see how far them white goats with you. Looking like a cyclone hit you. Tank top screaming lotto, I don't fit you.
You see how far them white goats get
you.
I mean, he's good,
but he's no Harry Mack.
If you're listening to this, shout out Harry Mack.
Harry Mack. Google
him. Put him into YouTube
just like it sounds.
Not Harry
Kane. Not Harry Kane not Harry Kane pinky
Harry Mack Harry Mack he is not whack he can flow they he's coming back with a brand new track
and he's on the attack he's laying down the the lie. He's taking no slack. Jack is back.
His name is Harry Mack.
It ain't no shack.
He lives in a mansion and it ain't no sin to sound this good past the wood.
It's that hard.
Okay, no, but he's like legit.
I like to pretend like I'm okay.
Like I like to pretend like I'm mediocre at rapping or at least, like, making
words rhyme, but Harry Mack is a lyrical genius. He takes words from the crowd and implements it
into, like, a song, a flow, like a song. Like, he brings it back, and and he like, it's the craziest shit that I've ever seen. And I'm
not even lying just to try to get Metakittens to come up and tell us about the 333 collectible
Metakittens that are launching on Gravement. But no, for real, Harry Mack is like a genius. He just,
I've seen him in person here in Portland where he's from. He's from Portland,
Oregon. Shout out P-Town, get down. He's from Portland, Oregon, and he came up here and put on
a show. And he like takes words from the audience and he's walking through the crowd and it's so
loud and people are proud and he's just going. And I didn't even know him before that it was like that for sure
it was sick so if you don't know check out harry mack harry mack and then after that met a kittens
you got to get up here and tell us why i'd want to adopt one of your perfect friends perfect
we're talking about kitties here anybody wants to come up and talking about kitties here. Anybody that wants to come up and talk about kitties?
Kitties.
We're talking about kittens.
We're trying to get baby cats.
Baby cats is not as cute and astounding as kittens.
I think he's trying to lure you up, Katie.
Whoa, hey, SJ with the lesbian joke.
SJ, don't you know, that's a good one, Katie. Katie,
if you're listening at home, we're going to be talking about kittens, cute ones, cute little kitty cats, little pussy cats that we're talking about here because this is web three and there is exclamation marks
enter at own risk is in the title so if you do not approve of a little conversation about kittens
this is not a twisted space we're not be talking about weird things but you guys can you guys
wherever this conversation goes i don't know. But you have been warned, Bebo.
Bebo, you know, you've been warned.
Samadu!
Nope, not here.
Not here.
Just checking to see if Samadu is here.
But no, you're welcome to come up.
We're trying to get you to shill.
Trying to get you to come up and talk a little bit about your Siamese kittens.
333, I will tell you, Meta Kittens, my favorite number. That's how many ball and ballers there are.
If you don't know, now you know. 333 ball and baller NFTs. That's all there will ever be.
tees. That's all there will ever be.
You can see me's
right there. The guy
with a purple background.
Color match to the jersey.
Grit squad.
Coming at you live.
And we're waiting.
Now's when you get your chance.
We keep throwing you...
Did I just get muted?
Did I just get muted, SJ? Did I just get muted, SJ?
Did you just mute me, SJ?
I didn't do anything unless it was the water.
Somebody.
Don't ever.
No, I'm joking.
It was me.
I get now why my car switched off and it turned off.
So it was not really your fault.
It was my car going from bluetooth to now headset or head or phone
And so it's not your fault. I do apologize folks for my my going muted. It's okay. You can blame me. It's okay
Sometimes it's nice to have a scapegoat
Sometimes it's nice to have somebody that you can just say you know what it wasn't me
Caught me on the counter.
Wasn't me. Wasn't me. Caught me red-handed banging on the bathroom floor. Wasn't me. I promise you,
it wasn't me. Caught me red-handed on camera even. Wasn't me. I don't, I don't, AI is fucking great
now. Wow. It really does look like I'm fucking her, doesn't it? Wow. It really
does look like that. That's amazing. Was it me? Was it me? What am I going to do? Just lie. Just
say it wasn't you. Say it wasn't you. Um, I did see an emoji. Katie's okay. Katie's okay.
I did see an emoji.
Katie's okay.
Katie's okay.
Katie's been woken up today.
Okay.
The kitty is gone.
The kitty is gone.
I hate it when it goes away.
I just wanted to play.
I just wanted to see if they felt okay.
And then they go away.
Go away.
Let it go.
Let it go.
Let it go.
See you, Donnie.
Big gulps, huh?
All right.
Well.
Dumb and Dumber, SJ.
Gotta see Dumb and Dumber.
I've seen it.
But you don't remember it. It was a long time ago.
I know. I know. I know.
I know how it goes.
You're busy. I get it.
I get it. But it is a classic.
It's a cult classic.
Do you know what Donnie's PFP is?
I didn't even get to ask him.
Is that a...
Doge?
A doggie?
A ghost lab NFT?
Whoopsie.
He's got a lot of...
I know it's not a ghost lab.
I know that.
I forgot what it's called now.
I have seen them.
Is it like an ETH NFT called now. I have seen him. Is it like a
ETH NFT or something?
I'm not sure.
He's going to have to come up here and tell us.
I kicked him off stage.
No, I didn't really. He left.
Oh, he's back.
I can't hear him. Can you hear him, SJ?
Nope.
Well, that's good and bad.
Yeep! Yeep!
West Coast, we ball a fan.
All the token in my wallet, Avalanche, run a gamer.
From the court to the chain, we ballin' for y'all. Put a token in my wallet, Avalanche, run the game, uh. From the court to the chain, we stackin' that crypto, yeah.
If you want the hate, always.
Let's get it, let's go.
We ballin' on the coast, yeah.
We run the score.
NFTs flippin' got that crypto galore.
From the Bay to LA, we shine like the floor.
Westside vibin', we ballin' some more.
Ballin' it.
Stacking up them tokens, we never gon' fallin'
ballin' west,
coast, from the trap to the chain
we answer the coup in the whip paint
dripping like a mural, avalanche chain
ballin' tokens stacking up my plural
ghosting, hooping with the hustle
crippling the veins, rattling back into a muscle
from Britain to the bay, got the coast unlocked
max hoops camp, yeah we trainin'
for the top, showboat, classic Harlem vibe
Resume now, NFTs popping every drop
We sold it out, West Coast trap
808, hitting like a fadeaway
Brandt called a play balling coach
He paved the way community type X spaces every Friday
Hoodoo with the squad, we hyphy on the highway
Crypto game balling, put the West up on the map
From the streets to the screen, we all never hope I don't even know what happened. I blacked out what happened
I thought it was somebody else. It sounded like a young bro. So I hadn't I just walked out of physical therapy
I got in the car and I found i heard somebody spitting and i was like
wait a minute who's spitting who's dropping them bars like that and i was like oh it's just coach
ass that was me just singing along to my song because it's got my name in it it's got my name
in it you guys hear my name dope about it was from my point of view the way it was coming through my speakers, I couldn't really hear
the music behind it.
I was getting in the car.
I got juice spitting.
She found it.
I was just saying,
Beamer, I'm not a rapper.
I'm not a singer.
I'm tone deaf.
I'm tone deaf.
I don't have a tune in my ears. He's a liar. I'm tone deaf. I'm tone deaf. I don't have a tune in my ears.
He's a liar.
I'm serious.
I'm tone deaf.
You have.
You have fallen.
You can.
You could spit some bars.
I've heard you do it.
I can.
I might be able to spit bars, but I can't.
I can't carry a tune.
I can't carry a tune in a bucket.
I couldn't carry a.
I could.
I can't carry a tune in a bucket. I couldn't carry a... I can't carry...
It's like trying to
carry a bag of rocks
and it's all wet.
Like a paper bag full...
Like a soggy paper bag full of rocks.
That's how I
carry a tune.
Is that
you cutting out or is it me, coach?
Can you guys...
I don't know. SJ, is it me, coach? Can you guys tell me something to make sure I ain't losing my mind?
Uh-oh.
I don't know.
SJ, is it me or him?
I think it's a bit of both of you because you was rugging earlier.
Beamer's a bit in and out.
Yeah, it's a bit of both.
Okay.
Yeah.
I don't think it's me.
I think I'm parked now, so I think I'm in a good spot for the next 19 minutes,
and then we're shutting this mother down.
It's going down, kitty cat.
Purr.
Purr.
Sounds perfect to me, kitty cat.
Meow.
Meow.
Nothing?
You're not going to come up, Meta-kitty?
Meta-cat?
Bars. Meta-cat. Met? MetaKat? Bars.
MetaKat. MetaKat.
Kitty?
Bars.
Bars.
Come up here. Come up here.
Got the West Coast
trap, yeah. Ballin' on the
coast, yeah. We run the score.
NFTs flipping got that crypto galore.
From the bay till the bay we shine like the flow. Wests flipping got that crypto galore from the bay till the
day we shine like the flow west coast living we balling some more balling west coast you
two should do a track together
fucking innovative as i said our nfts looking like a painted lily vibes canvas and west coast What's up sis? What's up Cheryl? Mary? Oh, I remember Cheryl Mary.
Yeah!
Are we talking that real? Community love, that's the West Coast feel.
From the coast to the chain, we never gonna ball.
Ballin' token on the gun to the West Coast call. Yeah!
We ballin' on the coast, yeah, we run the score.
NIT's flippin', got that crypto galore.
From the Bay to the Bay bay we shine like the flow
Westside vibing we ballin' some more
Ballin'
Stacking up them tokens we never gon' fall
Ballin'
West
Coast
From the trap to the chain we answer the call
West Coast we ballin' for life
Ballin' choking on a chain cut the game like a knife
From the court to the block and we holdin' it down.
West side forever, we're the kings with the crown!
Let's go! Let's go!
Oh! Oh!
Showboat classic! It's a vibe in here! Let's go!
Turn it up! Throw some emojis! We got 17 minutes of energy!
Let's go! We ballin all night night night night Yeah!
BALLIN! I'm talking Surgeon Avalanche, be the lead, community crew, be eating off the beat. Let's ballin', ballin hear the shout out shout out beef stew Oh!
Yo, yo, we got 15 minutes and I'm shutting this thing down I am not even messing around because I'm gonna burn it to the ground because it's almost done
We got 15 minutes up in here up in here
Y'all gonna make me lose my mind up in here up in here
Y'all gonna make me get all out up in here up in here
That's all I got here That's all I got
That's all I got folks
I'm gonna try to fill this next 15 minutes
Because Tricky Buddha
Is on a
Video conference call
With outer space
Tommy's getting lost
On a wormhole
Of outer space
And extraterrestrial life Tommy's probably learned all about UFFs.
You don't know what a UFF is? Me either, because I just made that acronym up. But there's probably
something out there. Don't know what they are like. I don't know if they're him, hers. I don't know what their pronouns would be.
But I'm sure that they have a great personality. And I'm not just saying they have a great
personality like she's ugly. You know what I mean, Donnie? You know what I mean? Like when she says
like when somebody's like, I'll set you up. She got a great personality. You're like, fuck.
I don't want a great personality. I want you to say,
dude, she's fucking hot. She's smoking. Like when somebody says, hey, I got a girl and I want you
to introduce her to you. Tell me about her. Oh, she's super nice. She's so nice. You're like,
she's got those vibes of like grandma. Fuck that. I don't want you to say that. I don't want those vibes.
I don't care if she can bake a fucking cookie. I want you to say she's got a cookie. I want you
to say she's got a cake. I want you to say she's got a dump. I don't want to hear. Oh, she's nice.
Yeah. She's got a really, she's got a great personality. I don't need a fucking personality.
I don't need that. I'm joking. You guys, I'm joking. There was a time though. I wasn't need a fucking personality. I don't need that. I'm joking, you guys.
I'm joking.
There was a time, though, I wasn't joking.
If you were one of my friends and you came at me with one of these,
hey, want to set you up with somebody?
She better not be nice.
She better be a lady on the streets.
Did you say who the contestants was for the show?
They're a little bit young
they're they're young nigerians oh right but it'll be funny it'll be entertaining for sure
it will be funny oh sure it will it's always a vibe yeah that's that's like the worst though
right am i wrong sj have you ever had somebody I want to set you up with this guy.
He's got a really great personality.
He's like really funny.
So he's fat.
He's probably bald too.
He's probably going to be bald if they say he's funny.
Like most funny guys are bald because they have to be a little funny.
You know, like I tried to have like a funny personality,
a good personality, and I'm really good looking.
You know, I got that going for me, which is know, I got that going for me, which is nice.
I got that going for me, which is nice. Um, but no, like, and then when I went to Australia,
Australia women like American accents. Did you know that's a thing, Tommy? Anybody else? Anybody
know that? Right? SJ believes it. It's like when a Australian guy or
English guy comes to America all the or women all the guys are oh wow your voice
It's so sexy your accent. So like I when I went to Australia when I was 22
It was like it was like
It was like, it was like, it was like trying, it was like shooting fish in a barrel.
It was like, if you were to try to, it was like shooting, like shooting into the ocean. It was like, it was too easy. It was too easy. It was like, pick them out, put them down. It was like,
try to find the person that was the most attractive,
probably the best looking girl in the bar,
and that's who I'm going to try to talk to tonight.
Because not only am I young, not only do I have nice abs,
not only I had the American accent on top of the fact that I'd gotten pretty good
at talking girls into probably
making poor choices. I'm joking. They were great choices and I never lied just to get into a girl's
pants. I never would do that. I was very honest and sometimes so honest that it was maybe an
attraction. Maybe they were attracted by the fact that I was like, nah, like you're cool but I don't love you I like you you're cool
but I don't love you
I'm not in love with you
he is
prime time 100%
in love with you
unless you are a fool
it is prime time
alright
I'm probably going to shut it down
because Katie won't come up and talk is it that
prime time it's about time it's about that time prime time get down get down to chinatown
sounds nice make it twice all right but thank you kat Katie, you can get to, you can, you can push the little laughy button.
There she comes.
There she comes.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I've been listening.
I love you guys.
We're, we're.
What are you guys doing up here?
You guys are crazy.
We did.
Today was a little wild.
It got a little wild.
It wasn't me. I had nothing to do with it. I think it was you guys. You guys are crazy. Today was a little wild. It got a little wild.
I had nothing to do with it.
It was the pussy cats that came in.
The kitty cats that came in here.
Always blame the pussy.
Hey.
If you can't.
If you don't have one, join them.
Join them.
Get in where you fit in, I guess.
I mean, I guess. Katie and I have a lot in common.
We both like girls that are nice people, too.
But Katie, do you ever been introduced to somebody
and when they try to describe them, they describe them as, like, nice?
Tell me that's not, like, the worst thing, like, when someone's like,
yeah, now she's gone.
Listener.
She just had to come up and toy with us think when they say oh they're nice they really mean they're a couldn't
maybe but if they're nice they're they're probably yeah if they say you're nice they're nice they're probably, if they say you're nice, they're nice, they're probably built like a pair.
You know, like, or if she only has, like, face shots, like, only, like, face shots in her
dating profile, she's probably built, like, like a bowling pin, you know? Like, probably not,
probably not, like, maybe that's nice smile, nice face, but if they're only showing the,
this is, I don't know, I got married before dating apps came around, so I never really got Like, maybe that's nice smile, nice face. But if they're only showing the... This is...
I don't know.
I got married before dating apps came around.
So I never really got on to the tender and swipey, swipey McSwiperson.
Like, just trying to swipe to find love.
I actually had to go out and, like, chase it.
Like, try to chase it.
Because it wasn't just throwing itself at me.
I mean, when I get in the right situations,
like I was just talking about in Australia, Australian women are freaky, we don't need to
go down that road, but if anyone wants to talk about it, like, there's, there's some of it where
it's like, like, okay, I'll tell this one quick story about this one time in australia this girl i was dancing with
looked like an athlete looked like a strong athlete like a i was drunk and it was kind of
too late it was like a time of night where i probably should have just gone home and rubbed
one out you know i mean but i, okay. So I went home with her
and then I started to kind of sober up and I was like, I don't want to do this. Like,
I don't want to do this. Like, this is not like, um, so I said, I don't want to do this.
And she said, you're going to take me home from the bomb, mate, and not even fuck me.
Something kind of like that.
I don't know if it was in that accent or not, but I don't know.
It was just kind of like, I didn't know what to do because I had kind of put myself in
this position where I didn't know where I was at.
I was halfway around the world from where I was born and raised. And all of a sudden now there's this girl that I'm kind of
scared of because she was stronger than I was. And I don't mean like in a bad way she was an
athlete. It was just like, she was probably like a hockey, like a, I don't want to say hockey,
maybe like a softball player. Like maybe like a, maybe a catcher or maybe a third baseman, you know, had a little dumping or
I don't know. What are we even talking about? Why are we even, how did this come up SJ?
As my co-host, you're supposed to say balling coach, balling coach, put on a song, cut it out.
put on a song cut it out i don't like to interrupt you're just listening to where this story goes but
I don't like to interrupt.
that's about all we're gonna cover of this story so i fucked her and i cut the cab home and that's
how the story ends oh boy that's the truth wrap it in foil before you check the oil folks um don't
be a fool wrap your tool especially if you don't feel before you check the oil, folks. Don't be a fool. Wrap your tool,
especially if you don't feel like you're the first one to voyage down that hot dog down a hallway
feeling. Nope. Nope. Hot dog down a hallway. You know she's not the one for you. I like a little friction going on. You know, it's not my ideal.
It's not like trying to put a hot dog in a subway.
Like a, or like, not a subway sandwich, but like a tunnel.
Like trying to drive a...
I don't know where we're going with that one.
But if it's like flapping in the wind.
Not for me.
Not for me.
I'm going to pass.
I don't want it if it's that easy.
You know?
Anybody else?
You know?
If it's that easy. If all your home... I want it to be a little... I want it if it's that easy. You know? Anybody else? You know? If it's that easy.
If all your homeboys...
I want it to be a little...
I want it to be a little...
Oh, shit.
We're not doing this, SJ.
We are not doing this.
Did you say it was ending?
What?
What?
I said, did you say it was ending?
It's ending in three minutes, but I'm going to bring her up just because I'm going to,
it's going to be, but we are going to end the space on her as she is speaking.
Mimi, you have your hand up?
Momo, Mimi.
Yes, I see your hand.
Go for it.
What do you got?
First time listener, long time caller.
First time you put your hand up ever. What do you got
to say, Mimi? I'm calling on you now.
You have one minute, if that.
Okay, I'm right here.
I'm crying.
Because I don't have no Melania tickets.
I can't even go to the movie.
And then you do it.
It's about to be amazing.
Like, Trump about to speak
and then you got Tom
home and about to lock up.
He gonna do it at the same time.
So what's
moved you to tears
today, Mimi?
Because it's snowing out.
It's cold.
Yeah, I mean, when I get cold, I don't cry
about it. I don't whine about it being
cold.
I'm not gonna cry because it's a little cold out, Mimi.
Hold on, hold on. Hear me out.
Do you see my...
See, I don't change my shit.
What am I?
You're a troll with a short skirt.
So maybe you're in a little breeze.
What is it?
A little cool breeze up that skirt.
A little snow in your skirt.
Skirt, skirt, skirt.
Smurf it.
You had to know that answer.
Smurf it.
Yeah, I know. It's a smurf. I was joking.
But she is a troll.
That's why I call that a little short skirt
in a snowstorm.
A little breeze up your skirt.
What up, stoner? Smoke weed every day.
Smoke weed every day.
Moonbeam, what's up? High five.
Can I do something?
Can y'all fact check me real quick if it's real quick okay so i just want to say there's some little light-skinned guy that's
coming back i think he's from canada and then you got onika and then you got little wayne so are they coming back or something i don't know
okay i think i'm coming back no it's i'm coming out but i'm coming back with this one mimi um
i appreciate you coming i always do but just so you know, we have no idea what you're talking about, why you're
crying because it's cold, or what, I don't even know what those fucking names you just said were.
I'm not gonna lie, like, I have one minute left of this, and then I'm gonna shut it down at four
o'clock pacific standard time, which is my time, which is where I'm at. Even if Laggy's showing up, even if Vaughn...
I mean, even if you guys are here, I'm going to shut it down.
So I'm going to unmute Mimi.
I'm going to say goodbye to you.
I'm going to say thank you to SJ, Pinky, Moonbeam.
I hate to shut it down right when you show up.
I have a question.
One more question.
One more question. I have one more question I'm waiting what's the fucking question
Okay so
If I
Have like
You hear me
So if I take my tongue
And I can't reach
The roof
Okay isn't that good hit it
i don't want to have a big tongue so you don't have to have a big tongue you gotta have a deep
throat okay what okay i don't know what that was about but um i wish i could unmute, but I'm not going to unmute because I don't know.
Moonbeam was probably going to jump in with something like good, but I don't know what that like.
What that thing was.
You're going to hack to her and spit on that thing.
Drop down, flip it and reverse it.
I don't know what she was trying to do with that thing, but we're not going to do that thing.
That thing right there, I mean, I don't know.
I don't think you got to spit on it.
I mean, the wetter, the better to a certain point.
But after that, not really.
All right, I'm going to unmute so we can say goodbye to Moonbeam.
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
No, no, no, no, no, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Not doing it, Mimi.
Smile.
Was it worth it?
Was it worth it?
Let me work it.
It's yours even if it's wet yet.
It's yours even if it's wet yet.
That's not what they say, I don't think, but I don't know what they say. It's so cold if it's wet yet. It's yours even if it's wet yet. That's not what they say, I don't think.
But I don't know what they say.
It's so cold here, coach.
No, it's ice, ice, baby.
Stop.
Collaborate and listen.
Ice is back with a brand new invention, something.
Grab a hold of me tightly, flow like a hawk, daily and nightly.
Will it ever stop?
Yo, I don't know.
Turn out the lights and I'll glow.
To the extreme, I'm like a mic, like a
vandal. Light up the stage and watch a chomp like a candle.
Dance! You're killing my brain like
a deadly mushroom.
I love you.
Crazy.
Can't put the tip of my tongue on my rooftop.
I cry, I cry.
I can't stop feeling it.
Always vibe.
Love you all.
Love you.
Like a hot dog down a hallway.
Like the fat kid in dodgeball.
You brag about your four-cell tongue.
Snakes have multiple tips of the tongue.
Yeah, see?
I can't do it.
So you is a hoe.
Okay.
It's been real.
It's been fun.
It's been real fun until Mimi joined.
Then it got wild.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
