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Starship Flight 10
Recorded: Aug. 25, 2025 Duration: 1:37:40Space Recording
Full Transcription
Thank you. Thank you. I'm not sure what I'm saying. a little technical malfunction what the fuck I was about to speak
what kind of
technical malfunction
fuck
we need you alive
that is not a good way to start holy shit
fuck
so I was like
I was just like swallowing and I wanted to say something at the same time
and that did not work out
like at all. There you go, saying...
Damn! Fuck!
Well let's hope that the technical malfunctions are only isolated to this
space and me. We don't want them to occur anywhere else. This is the second
attempt for Starship Launch 10.
Everybody quote posts the space with join the Starship Lounge. Let's just say it that way.
Yeah, like join the Starship Lounge. Yeah. Right. Let's hope it's great success. And this post,
by the way, over here is a very interesting pre-mine on something that I'm planning for a little thing.
It's going to be great.
Sweet, sweet.
So, yeah, excellent.
By the way, Blize, did you get that clip of me yesterday just skewering these guys?
I have a timestamp written down.
How does it work?
I just got home about 10 minutes ago.
Oh, yeah. Okay. Cool. Yeah, because we're going to do something out of that. Excellent.
All right. So first off, is anybody down there at Starbase right now? Anybody in here is down there at Starbase? Anyone's got any footage of any kinds? We'll see. I'm probably just going to put a post out and be like, hey, you know,
is anybody down there, you know, sorry, let's take a new footage. We'd like some videos because we
want to like make an edit. No matter what happens, we'll probably like end up doing an edit and we'll
put some music in there. We'll have a little crossover between two people is what I'm planning
if things go wrong, but we'll have the more individualist thing if music in there. We'll have a little crossover between two people is what I'm planning if things go wrong.
But we'll have a more individualist thing
if things go right.
We'll see.
We'll see.
It's a whole mixed bag of things that we're going to do.
Let's check the SpaceX account and see what's latest
as I'm just like scrambling here on other things.
Oh, it looks all still a go. So that's pretty good. That's pretty solid. just like scrambling here on other things.
Well, it looks all still a go. So that's pretty good.
That's pretty solid.
Starship team is go for proc loads.
So we're gonna see what happens next.
We started the space, I think, 30 minutes earlier
than the actual launch will take place.
So yeah, gives us a bit of like a head start.
So right now, as we speak, the propellant is being loaded.
That will then obviously be used to basically bring this big, big thing up into space.
So that should take about 30 minutes.
And then launches.
Yeah.
Actually, it should take about 24 minutes at this point because I'm already like six minutes in.
So yeah, should be fun, though.
Should be pretty cool.
We'll see what happens.
Yeah.
Hopefully make some adjustments from last time.
I guess they made a bunch of changes to do with the payload door jamming.
Also, they had the methane leak, propellant leak, which led to the uncontrolled
spin and the rud last time over the Indian Ocean. So hopefully they get that all sorted.
Yeah.
Let's see. Under improvements, they have improved gas diffusers,
improved payload door mechanism, and COPV inspections. And then they also have redesigned grid fins for better control.
Nice.
Yeah.
I wonder how many people I know live in Japan.
I'm thinking of a crossover.
Like a next year, like year from now crossover.
So I wonder
how many people actually live in Japan.
I don't know many.
May go there.
May go there.
You know, may do a thing.
We'll see what happens.
But yeah, yeah. Excellent. Okay. may go there you know may do the thing we'll see what happens but yeah yeah excellent okay they haven't like you know turned their stream on so yeah yeah usually they turn it on like half an hour before the launch so which should be technically now, no? I don't know. Yeah, so I'm not sure if that's indicative of something.
Because they said a 55% chance of weather, like favorable weather.
Yesterday it was 45% chance.
Yeah, so up for 10%.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I should have, like, you know, I kind of knew yesterday.
Ah, dude, shit on the background audio.
But I was like, I kind of knew yesterday that that, dude, shit on the background audio. But I was like, I kind of knew yesterday
that that was like not going to launch
because of the, again, 45%,
like it's a large number.
So it's statistically very relevant,
but also 10% is like, you know, 10, 20%.
It's like, you know, that's the deviation
for when it definitely may not happen.
So it's like, hmm, okay.
So it wasn't all that surprised when it didn't launch.
I was like, actually, huh, okay, it's interesting, because 45% is very low
for this thing, because, like, you know, the follow-through is, like, what, 60%,
55%? It's like, now we have the opposite of that, where the follow-through
is, like...
They had that static fire anomaly as well, I guess.
Yeah, it was mainly because of the leak, the liquid oxygen leak.
Yeah, so it's on the ground.
Gotta make sure it's extra operational.
Yeah.
So let's see what happens.
I guess we'll bring a few people in.
We'll see if there's anybody I know.
Let's make a post. so
so Ah, hang on, let me type something up. Space on space. so Alright, there you go. I made a quick post.
Yeah, so everybody go like this, right there.
So if anybody knows, anyone who's taking any videos of the Starship launch,
I'd like to have those videos.
We'll put them together in an edit.
So if you'd like to see
your name pop up
in an edit of some sort,
you can make that happen.
Just reply to
that post of your videos.
And it has to be your video.
Of course, you're going to cite somebody else's video,
but it has to be so that the credit is accurate
because we don't want to be stealing people's footage
that's messed up.
So yeah.
I want to make sure we can grant credit
where credit is due
because that's important, of course.
So yay. do because that's like important of course so yay your solar heavy has something cooked up that he's been waiting to
waiting to use yes yeah we'll see we'll see. We'll see. We'll see what happens.
Should be fun.
So we're just like waiting for updates, of course.
Yes.
Let me take a look.
It's about that time.
Hmm.
Updates. it's about that time updates I see 18 minutes ago
Starship team is going for prop load
that's the only update we got
yeah so nothing is happening right now
yeah
other than just literally
filling up the big rocket with fuel
so like that's happening right now
we're just like waiting for that to complete
that's about the rub. We're just waiting for that to complete.
That's about the rub of it.
Now we just got to basically the rest of this is just filling airtime
is really what this is.
As we're waiting for things to actually happen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So basically, this space is going to be quite boring for a bit.
There's nothing else that's going to happen.
Like, there's literally nothing happening.
We can talk about, like, what's going to happen, hopefully, with the launch.
Yeah.
I mean, it's going to be very standard.
it's going to be very standard i mean it's going to be very standard um basically what's going to
I mean, it's going to be very standard.
happen is uh like you're just they're just going to have they're just going to have it launch and
then both parts of it you know first and second stage you're both going to land in the water
right that's the idea it's not going to be a tower catch this time as far as i can tell at least so
yeah both of those are just going to be like, hey, let's land on the ocean somewhere.
So, yeah.
Well, the upper stage is going to deploy the eight Starlink simulators, hopefully.
Oh, yeah, that one's going to be new.
Halo deployment? That's kind of important.
Yeah.
And then they also have an in-space Raptor engine relight.
I guess that's kind of important, too. They're trying to test that.
Reentry experiments with removed tiling and new metallic tile options. in relight. I guess that's kind of important too. They're trying to test that. Re-entry
experiments with removed tiling and new metallic tile options.
Oh, nice. So they are using the metallic tiles. That's epic.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're testing out different tiles, basically. Some with passive cooling, some
with active cooling. And some, actually, they have some sections of the ship that are
uncovered to collect data for failure scenarios nice there's also gonna be a
full hover test before landing in the gulf of america that's for the super heavy booster nice so they're going to try and basically
keep it upright for as long as possible yeah yeah yeah yeah with the test for uh engine failure so
instead of having three raptors uh on it's going to be just two and then they're going to collect
data to see yeah yeah yeah so they're coming down collect data to see. Yeah.
So they're coming down with just two instead of three engines
to do that hover.
Yeah.
Interesting.
One center engine disabled.
There's a lot of stress testing and failure mode going on.
They did that last time too, if I recall correctly, when the RUD happened. I'm pretty sure
they were also doing experiments with the
heat shielding and stuff like that.
Yes.
Yeah.
The weather down here is worse than it
was yesterday, but I don't know exactly
what matters to them as far as
that's concerned.
Define worse.
Yeah.
I'm reckoning
it'll probably be Wednesday or Thursday
that it gets delayed too.
I'd like to
define worse.
There's
a little bit more
turbulence.
I'm not exactly at Boca Chica. I'm a little bit more turbulence. I'm not
exactly at Boca Chica.
I'm a little bit west of it.
But there's a lot more clouds and stuff
right now.
And we've had a lot of scattered
rain the last couple of days, but today
it's come down a little bit harder than
the last couple of days.
It's stinking. than the last couple of days. It looks like it's not raining there right now,
but it'll probably be raining there by about 7,
and it looks like that they've delayed it a couple minutes.
They've announced that they're delaying it till 644, so...
I don't know if they will even launch
in the rain to risk not getting the data
they want to get, you know?
It would be pretty fascinating to see it.
There's another issue with
the high humidity. The Sonic
Boom travels significantly further.
Oh, yeah. Some more noise.
I don't think that that is too big of an issue,
but they might make an issue out of it.
So he might just be, you know, playing nice with the opposition.
Or might choose to play nice yeah
this i'll look for that clip while we're doing this just so i can multitask here a little bit
um so the big elements of this launch today uh basic today, this is the first time basically where they're going to be trying to release a payload from a starship.
And they're planning to release eight simulated Starlink satellites.
They're not real Starlink satellites because those cost like 700,000 to 1 million to make. So they're using props that have the same mass and the same mechanics.
I like the size of a microwave, I think, right? The little tiny satellites.
I like the size of a microwave, I think, right?
The little tiny satellite.
Yeah, before they were only testing the door of Starship.
Right now I think they fixed the door to release satellites.
Affectionately named the Pez dispenser.
Oh, right.
I still love those as a kid.
Yeah.
Basically, it's literally, it's a real-life simulation.
That's what it is, the real-life simulation.
The idea with this is, like, you know, you want a big rocket so that you can launch a massive payload each and every time you go up, because otherwise you'll have a whole
bunch of smaller, you have a whole bunch of smaller
you know a bunch of smaller rockets that accomplish the same thing that one big rocket could do
so it makes more sense to do that and that's why they're doing this now eventually if it's
reliable enough and can be mass-produced which definitely is possible then you're basically
going to be seeing a ton more satellites in space. Also, you know, payloads will be significantly larger,
so you can have bigger structures in space that can do incredible things.
Yeah.
And, yeah, it's going to validate, like, one of the business models,
which is releasing a lot more satellites using the Starship,
And a lot more satellites using the Starship because I think it can, the payload can go up to like 200 Starlink satellites.
And right now I think the Falcon's it's only 629 or between 29 and 60 satellites.
So I guess 20 to 25 minutes to launch, something like that.
Are they streaming the video?
I don't think they are.
Oh no, yes they are.
It's gone live now. Nice.
Perfect.
Looks like there's going to be some follow-through.
Oh, good.
Does the starship look blacker than before?
Interesting.
Okay.
I think I've seen the nice
manufacturing... Oh, that looks new. Interesting. I was seeing the nice manufacturing.
Oh, that looks new.
You can see so much of the actual structure here with this.
This is like, this is amazing.
Yeah, I'm looking at it right now.
Wow, yeah, the tip looks more black, I think,
than usually the upper stage.
So there's going to be, basically,
I think there's three or more sections where some of them, they use the passive tiles with passive cooling.
So they're made of ceramic and then active cooling.
They have like channels under them with liquid oxygen and methane to cool them.
liquid oxygen and methane to cool them.
And then another section that's basically uncovered
or to collect, like I said, to collect the data
for worst case scenario.
So for sure, this ship is going to be damaged.
but what they want is the data they're going to be collecting.
But what they want is the data they're
going to be collecting.
Valuable data, yeah.
And yeah, they're also testing the geometry of the tiles,
different geometries also,
because they've been having problems with the edges of the tiles and
vibration causing them to detach.
Elliot is coming in live from Finland. So Elon's on the panel there.
That's interesting.
Nice.
Let me find the stream real quick.
I'm actually trying to do like five things at once.
Yeah, same. All right, excellent.
Yo, Elliot, mic check.
That's who you need.
What's up?
Who's it?
Yeah, we have noise here.
People are awake at this time of night.
Yeah, I hear there's a very highly caffeinated individual in the background there
on account of the fact that he's talking so fast.
That would be divest.
Yeah.
Let me guess.
How many Diet Cokes?
Six?
Six Diet Cokes in?
We don't actually do diet
cokes here this is finland okay well you're drinking some some sort of a thing that's like
giving your metabolism the extra boost what is it red bull it's red bull jesus fucking christ oh
what nice i wasn't that far off but it was fucking red bull which is like worse but yeah Worse. But yeah, understandable. Seven Red Bulls.
That's crazy work, man.
You're gonna go.
Now I'll be fine, bro. Yeah, he won the trophy last week.
He's been doing some crazy shit.
He's like abusing his GPU, like overclocking his brain.
It's like, it's finished.
I don't know about GPUs.
A little different.
I don't know what's happening. A little different. So someone...
I don't know what's happening.
You can tell them if you want.
Up to you.
I don't care.
Go ahead.
Moon farms.
Wait, what?
Moon farming.
Moon farming.
Hell yeah.
Lettuce on the spoon.
And Mars, eventually.
Yes, yes.
Yeah, vertical...
Vertical... Vertical farming has been an interest of mine for many years now, thanks to a bunch
of people I know in South Africa.
And yeah, no, it's definitely possible.
Really the, I mean, growing the plant matter is one thing, but turning the plant matter
into something that's actually useful, meaning proteins, that's like the thing that's a little bit more difficult.
But if you can like do that and then take whatever proteins you can synthesize out of,
you know, or like not really synthesize, but like, you know, like imagine you have some
sort of like organic mass, like that consumes the stuff, the lettuce that isn't necessarily
an animal because it's quite wasteful.
And you could turn like say the lettuce or whatever it is that you're farming whatever plant material into like actual
like meat-like proteins um then you could turn that into what will be like protein blocks and
be able to send that like anywhere and it makes more sense because it's like it's easier to uh
you know it's launched from the moon than it is from the earth,
gravity, you know, and all.
And so you could just supply...
Couldn't you just use fungus for that?
Like fungi, I think it can decompose quite well.
Some of them have...
Yeah, but the resulting substance from fungi
is very different than what the human body would actually need.
You can't just subside off mushrooms, right? They're made out of very different than what the human body would actually need. Like you can't just like subside off mushrooms.
Right.
You know, they're made out of like various,
they've made out of very different things.
And if you wanted to just like generate biomass,
then yeah, 100% definitely that.
Actually, if you wanted to just generate biomass
for the sake of generating biomass,
you better play-
You'd use like algae then.
Like your better play would be just use,
no, not even use algae, no, no.
I mean like use, so in Chernobyl there is
this fungus and this fungus is like feasting off the radiation so you could
just literally use the space radiation and have a fungus that eats that and
turns that into itself like basically you know it's like making more biomass
like if you want to make more biomass you still like have a fucking fungus that
feeds off radiation which is so much of it in space, right? So it's like, do that.
So if you wanted biomass, yeah, yeah, did you use that?
And then probably could use biomass
for more of your plant stuff,
because like for vertical farming
or like anything hydroponic,
even if you wanted to do all the moon,
you're gonna need some sort of fertilizer,
which is how it always works.
Like what you actually do is you take water
and you mix it with like nutrients
and you know, like pump that through a pipe system,
that's of course, you know, what grows the thing, right?
And there's like, they call that the tea.
So I guess you could probably like do a thing with whatever biomass you've just generated via the radiation eating fungus.
Right? You gotta have the radiation anyway.
So I don't fucking have fungus like winding your walls.
So remember, like talk about this like two three years back. I actually never thought of that before, the mushroom.
I've never thought of that specific strain but that could be a potential use case for
me. I'll look into it a bit more for you. Yeah no that'd be excellent yeah. I mean I've
been talking about this shit for years nobody gets it. It's always obsessed me it's like
hey man you got this like fucking super dangerous. It's like, hey, man, you got this fucking
super dangerous stuff. It's like a nuclear radiation
and some of it there's a fucking fungus that eats it. It's like, hey,
that's actually pretty cool. That's
really fucking neat. That is really neat.
Why does nobody talk about this? What if
you fucking had a fungus that can eat the space radiation
and just line your spaceship
in fucking fungus that eats
radiation and just use it as a biomass factory
because there's so much fucking radiation in space on account of the fact that there's no atmosphere to protect you from that
radiation so it's like hmm that's pretty cool i actually talked about that on the discord and
people were freaked out about it actually i was talking about spacesuits made out of the fungus
no you couldn't do that it has to like. Like, if you wanted to do spacesuits,
you'd be better off just, like, carrying
a localized power source with
a superconducting
magnet, but there would be a very strong
magnet, at which point, basically,
like, if you wanted to have, you know,
some sort of maintenance happening... Update.
Devesh has now gone back to his keyword.
Okay. Is now viciously bashing us
to research this.
Understandable. Understandable.
I want to tell him about the magnet fields next, because that's how you direct the radiation.
Okay, Divesh, you're going to have to get on those spaces, okay?
If you see a Divesh ever requested you on the space, I'll let him up.
Okay.
What's up, good?
But he has to sub to me first, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Andrew, what's up?
Yo, what's up, Andrew?
Andre, fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Andrew. Yo, what's up, Andrew? Andre, fuck.
Sorry, my bad.
So I always thought what's called the radiation-eating fungus,
that's the same thing as basically just solar radiation for plants.
It's not actually creating biomass because there's nothing to create carb.
There's no carbon there.
Yeah, but it will sustain it.
It will definitely sustain the plant.
That's the thing.
Yeah, exactly. So it's like technically plants are radiated radiation eating right they just eat the
solar radiation yeah you have to just like visible like or you you still have the mass that it needs
to combine like that's the thing you still need that yeah like yeah exactly i mean there's a lot
of carbon laying around like it's not going to be that difficult.
There's these guys that are speculating that a foot under the Martian surface,
the soil is actually really rich in a lot of various needed minerals.
Yeah, let me see if I can find them.
I'll send you, Adrian.
Excellent.
We're going to have the Mars Boomer problem
where basically there's this period of Mars' history
where life is gonna be so good
because of the nutrient soil
and all the food and everything's gonna be better.
And Earth is just gonna be this historical wasteland.
I look forward to this future.
No you don't, because you're not gonna be fuckin' on Mars.
What do you mean?
I will be fuckin' on Mars what do you mean I will be fucking on Mars okay okay if we both make it that little there I mean if we both make it like that that long so we'll be there you know yeah
inevitably right be like fucking 80 year old old-timers fucking still fighting
about bullshit for no reason just going bad for band with the autism there but
like on Mars.
Old-timey fucking Earth human, what are you doing here?
Yeah, just like talking about it, like,
back on Earth, back on Earth,
we used to do things differently.
Back on Earth, we had gang violence,
you know, shit like that.
Just straight up told about this on fucking Mars.
It's like, y'all don't understand yet, you're gonna unlock the Martian civil war part very soon
Yeah
That sounds horrible
Yeah, that's horrible but it's inevitability. You have to like somehow figure that part out
Maybe you can skip the civil war parts like on Mars you can kind of skip that, you know?
But like you see you you'll have to figure out
the inevitability where like Mars is going to become
wildly more capable than Earth.
Speaking of Mars, we have
a wild Devesh that has appeared and is
requesting. Yeah, but the wild Devesh does not
follow me, nor does he subscribe to me.
Both those things need to happen first.
Devesh, have you not followed Adrian?
Oh my gosh.
He's like so diva saying that shit.
What are you doing?
He's like so diva about it, like, oh my god.
Wait, Adrian.
Elon is giving a tech update over the main space extreme, is that right?
Is he?
That's him talking, yeah.
Could we pipe in the sound from their space?
We should.
Let me get the...
Is this Shima?
I got it.
I got it.
Let me get the...
Let me get the thingy-ma-jiggy.
How many percent is my phone at?
Not bad.
We can stretch this. We can stretch this.
Okay, let me get the thing.
Got him.
And do so repeatedly.
And I think what you're seeing now is the starship, this is CG of it coming in and landing on the tower, much like the booster,
but there's some additional challenges there where we need to make sure we don't scrape the tiles off as we slide along the chopstick.
We can't chuck the huge...
Is it working, guys?
Then that's obviously going to fail the reusability test.
So ships can use the tower to land and catch, like the booster, here on Earth where towers are available.
And for our initial landings on Mars and other planets, we'll need landing legs that deploy,
much like what you're seeing here with Ship 15 when we did our suborbital test,
to prove out the precision descent landing,
which was a successful test. We actually landed two. One was that we were able to actually recover it,
and you can see it here in the Rocket Garden if you visit Starbase.
Yeah, so the Rocket Garden that Bo mentioned, we have actually a whole bunch of boosters and ships,
and we'll be adding to them over time, so you can see an evolution of Starship just by driving down the highway.
Yeah.
So reusability is key.
There's some other technologies we're still looking to prove out.
Really big one is going to be the on-orbit refilling.
Looking to do that next year, and that's really what's going to kind of unlock, you know,
Starship going everywhere else, going everywhere, everywhere beyond Earth.
And that's something that's, again, never been done before, kind of like that reusable orbital heat shield.
But it's going to be something that that's kind of some of the other secret sauce to Starship,
where we're going to be able to send hundreds of tons per ship to Mars.
Yeah, I like to think of it as if we get to orbit with a full cargo bay,
but we're empty on fuel and oxygen. So basically, we're running on fumes, then we send other ships
to dock transfer propellant. And now we made our two-stage rocket look like a many, many multi-stage
rocket. And we get all that performance. And we can take that full cargo bay now wherever we want to go. Yeah, so a crucial technology that we
hope to demonstrate next year is this orbital refueling, much like aerial
refueling. It's essential for being able to send significant payload to Mars. So
you essentially send a ship to orbit with a few hundred tons of
payload, sort of a full payload bay,
but once it gets to orbit, the tanks will be mostly empty.
And then you send up additional tanker ships to refill the Mars ship's tanks so it can thrust from Earth orbit to Mars
and have enough propellant lift for landing.
So this is...
Orbital refilling is also not something that's ever been demonstrated
before, so that would be a brand new technology. Uh, we, we have, we obviously have at SpaceX
figured out how to dock repeatedly with the space station, so in a lot of ways this is, uh, like
docking, um, and, um, in some ways it's easier in that we're, the ship, we're, SpaceX is docking
with its, with its own craft, um, but no one has ever demonstrated propellant transfer in orbit to the best of our knowledge,
and so this would be propellant transfer at a very large scale.
But with full reusability and propellant transfer,
those are the key technologies needed for building a city on Mars.
And I'm confident that the SpaceX team, which is incredibly talented, will achieve these goals.
And we will be landing ships on Mars in the future and building life on Mars.
Building greenhouses and life on Mars and ensuring the long-term survival of life as we know it.
It's important to note here that obviously
we are effectively stewards of life here on Earth
that the other creatures cannot build spacecraft
and get to other planets.
So if there were to be a cataclysmic event
like a giant meteor that destroyed the dinosaurs
or ultimately the sun will expand to envelop Earth and destroy all life.
We know this is an undisputed fact.
Then if we don't take life to another planet,
life will be destroyed.
So it's incumbent upon us to ensure that we do bring life to other planets
and ensure long-term survival of life as we know it on planet Earth.
And I mean, aside from that, there's so much that Starship unlocks by being able to do
these things.
Like, we'll be able to go to Mars, but there are other just transformational things by
being able to take that many people, that much stuff, to space for that much less money.
Yeah, I mean, I think understanding our planet better, being able move people around the planet make the make it feel smaller and more accessible
You could go anywhere on the earth, you know in less than 40 minutes basically in terms of flight time
So I I really do see starship as being this thing that can connect us just like Starlink connects our information
This can connect us more physically
Yeah, so this there's really nothing faster than a rocket, really. An orbital
rocket is the fastest thing that we know of the fastest means of transport. So, like, you could
go from LA to Sydney in less than half an hour. You could go LA to Tokyo in less than half an hour. You could go LA to Tokyo and listen to half an hour. You could go from New York to Singapore in half an hour. Everything's probably half an hour basically.
Some things might be 10 minutes. Yeah, that's true. I mean, yeah, sign me up for that, please.
Cross the Atlantic in 10 minutes, no problem. Please, yes, sign me up. You're going 25 times
the speed of sound, so that's 30 times faster than a commercial aircraft. And it's a whole hell of a lot better view.
Yeah, it's a hell of a view.
Yeah.
All right, cool.
Anything else, guys?
Anything else you're really excited about?
We could say a lot more.
Maybe we should go check in on the rocket and get on console.
We're going to go back on console.
Hopefully, the weather supports the launch tonight.
And, yeah, thanks
for tuning in.
Yeah. Thanks for your
support. Thanks for crashing, guys.
Bye.
Meat.
Dude, the absolute coolest thing ever
is when they fire that Raptor 3 engine, just one on its own, and you just see the massive, like, 10 meter long flame come out behind it, dude. That's actually the coolest thing to watch.
Real.
The change of pressure on your chest feels, like, when you're, like, there, it just feels amazing.
Really?
You've been there?
I live like 15 minutes from there.
You live 15 minutes from Starbase?
Yeah.
Tell me, did any of the rocks ever come by anywhere near you?
Devesh, are you hearing this?
Picard lives literally 15 minutes
away from...
He lives literally 15 minutes away from Starbase.
You want me to send you my GPS
signal?
Stop a pin.
Why not?
Yeah, so be the transaction hash.
We need to confirm that you're a real person.
My man has a hole in the ground.
He's just right next to it.
Yeah, this is my house.
This is my address.
It's like $5.
We believe you.
We believe you.
What's your zip code?
I'll drop you a fucking package for the drone
under your hole.
People do that, actually.
People do that. Yeah yeah that's the thing
now drone drone delivery i mean drone delivery is just seems trivial right like you have a wire
going up and the drone is in the sky and then it has a little box which opens up from the bottom
and then it drops and goes back up again like that just seems so energy and cost efficient
i think the concern is just like if it damages the product inside.
If it damages the product?
If you're dropping that shit, like at high speeds.
So even if you control it like with a rope for example, it's gonna like inertia as well,
so if it just tugs, it's gonna...
Get closer to the mic.
Now we're just kind of yapping over here in the background, sorry. Get closer to the mic.
No, we're just kind of yapping over here in the background.
Sorry.
The yapping.
Damn, we passed 300 listeners just now.
Let's go.
Let's fucking go, chat.
Repost the space.
I'm going to repost the space.
Not be a hypocrite. Elliot's the hype guy right now this is great
ten I'm just gonna post ten with exclamation mark bro 16 minutes until
this dude look at this thing imagine imagine sitting on top of this starship
i'm just sitting up there do not want that how tall is this thing like 120 130 meters
i definitely want to sit up there what is that to feet oh feet bro while it's moving
while it's moving yeah like you just sit on top of. While it's moving? While it's moving?
Yeah, like, you just sit on top of it while it's, like, pushing, like,
Mach 8 of your asshole.
That would feel wonderful.
Yeah, for that.
More pointy.
Pablo said more pointy.
He's too loud.
Pointy is scary.
Pointy is scary.
Yes.
He used to look more
because we conquer space, right?
So we can't be all flat and stuff
and looking like a penis like Blue Origin rockets.
You gotta...
We gotta...
Well, about that.
Well, about that.
Like, who is in charge of design at Blue Origin?
Like, I seriously want to talk to them and ask them why they did this.
Like, you have all of the options to make for the very tip of your thing,
and you decide to not make it pointy
i'm gonna go get some food i'm actually hungry i'm making steak steak nah dude you gotta eat the
we have this special kind of food here it's called calorie food it's like basically little portions like cafeteria food it's absolutely terrible but some of the meals are good okay whatever works yep yeah the steaks are terrible
do not recommend eating steaks someone let the fridge open
the steaks are terrible over there?
I'm surprised.
Yeah, the steaks, when they're in a fucking package
and stored for two days,
yuck.
Sucks.
Oh, yes.
The steaks, you mean? Wait, what?
The steaks here, yeah.
Because the steaks here are all cold and sloppy
and...
Yuck.
Bruh.
Like, they're not real steaks, bro.
They're like...
Like...
You're cutting off for some reason.
Yes, I can taste the lag.
He doesn't know what the internet is is but he does know what it tastes like
yeah the shark
and reconnect on my other phone.
It appears everyone has gone to bed.
This is great.
Ta-da!
Okay.
I like jump between connections sometimes
just for the funnies, you know?
I think it's hilarious.
A spider just fucking jumped on me.
Bro, they're making webs across the kitchen, bro.
You know what to do?
All the spiders are here.
The lighter?
No! No, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't fuck with spiders. We like spiders.
No, no, no, no, no. Leave them alone.
Leave them alone.
Look, if I see a spider here and that's the size of a dinner plate,
I'm leaving it alone.
Not because I feel threatened by it, but because I want it to be there.
I mean, you did show us how to do it.
The lighter and the can.
No, that I reserved for cockroaches because those things are annoying.
I do not like cockroaches, but I do love big spiders.
They're okay.
They're chill.
Unless you're going to Black Widow spider.
Fucking destroy those things they're
they're too dangerous to to be around in your general area fuck them yeah we have those here
dangerous like those those are non there's like like the ones i have here they're not really
toxic they're just kind of fluffy little things that just run around occasionally and go high
you know and then then pop off it's like that's it yeah they have those really small jumping
spiders that are just absolutely adorable or you have the or you have the sugar cane spiders that grow approximately five ten
centimeters in diameter you know like spam hell no those those are just cute they don't they don't
do anything they're like they've got a relatively small body and they're just like they they run
away from you they they don't mean you any harm whatsoever. They're more scared of you than you are scared of them.
Like, I wouldn't worry about it.
Like, they're fine.
Like, I actively try to, like, catch them sometimes
so I can put them on a piece of paper and lead them outside
so I don't accidentally fuck them.
So it's like...
Yeah.
There appears to be vanilla ice cream left here. Hey, I have a new ice cream as well. I
Can make myself a little bit of an Irish coffee type of situation you ever had Irish coffee before
No booze and absolutely no I've never had Irish coffee.
It's never, okay?
First of all, that's the fucking wrong accent, fuck!
That's not what that sounds like at all, it's totally different.
Sorry, Irish is like way different from Scottish and whatever that Northern shit is that I just pulled.
That was just not the play, what the fuck.
I'm still adapting mate.
That's wrong, that's wrong, that's wrong, that's wrong.
They're more at the back of the throat. It's right there, like that.
Something like that in that general direction. It's totally different.
It's very American-like, basically. Because that's what American actually comes from.
It's that. That is what that is. Fucking Irish people.
That's gonna take some practice, eh?
No, it's half abacate, but it's a little bit.
Let's go through a little bit.
You know, it's like, fuck, something like that.
I haven't done it in years, so like...
Now you sound Canadian.
Right, flies?
I had to do it.
Yeah.
You got the light, you got the light French note, but you're basically just like, you're
just, you're just American, like, variant.
That's what you guys are. Pretty much. You think you're basically just like you're just you're just American like variant. It's what you guys are
You think you're special?
We just have like Californian style accent on the way Yeah, I guess pretty much like that. Well technically you're all like very you're all just like variants of like fucking Italians and Germans
That's that's really your thing. It's It's like, that's what both of you are?
We appreciate it.
So white.
I'm closer to the original than only y'all.
So fuck you, I'm better.
Fuck you, I'm better.
That really makes me feel amazing.
I'm gonna go hop in a fucking Faraday cage now
because of that.
Bruh.
Hop in an ice plunge.
Are you still doing the ice plunges, Elliot?
Do you have that?
It's called the elevator.
No, we don't have ice here, bro. Finland ain't that cold in the summer.
Doesn't matter, it's still cold enough.
You can go walk for a t-shirt. You can go walk outside in a t-shirt.
Yes, you can, but not me anymore. I've spent, like, what, a decade in a tropical environment. You'd fucking die.
Like, dude, I want to see what happens to your skin when you're exposed to, like, UV index 14.
I just want... I gotta know. I gotta know.
Oh, we're gonna be cursed.
Don't fucking know.
Because your bird's gonna turn into a redneck super fast.
Like, I'm giving it, I'm giving it, like, I'm giving it 30 minutes minimum.
Lobster.
Hold up, what?
Yeah, you're going to fucking turn it into a lobster immediately like that.
It's going to be so fucking fast.
Did you just tell me?
Hmm?
What?
Wait, what?
What's the confusion?
The confusion is that you said I'm going yeah no no max yeah max my bad yeah max
max makes more sense my bad sorry it would be it would be like 10 minutes minimum and like 30
minutes max for you. Yes.
The sun is quite intense.
Like, I went to New Zealand, right?
I went to New Zealand,
and friends of mine were where they climbed this mountain,
and they were like,
hey, you probably want to wear some sun cream.
The UV index is quite high.
I'm like, what's a UV index?
Like, I never knew about this.
I don't know what the fuck a UV index was.
I was never familiar with it. I never looked at it to, like,
make an educated decision on whether or not the sun is strong.
I just kind of, like, put my hat out and go, yeah, I can take this.
So, anyways, I look at the fucking UV index, and, like, I see there's, like, different color gradients, you know, for, like, high and low.
And, like, of course, you know, high is just purple, you know.
It's like, oh, danger, right?
Anyways, I look at it, and it's like, UV index 10.
Like, ooh, okay.
That's it looks danger
colors okay so i had a curiosity i was like hmm i wonder what the uv index is like of where i am at
i looked that up shit's fucking 14 i was like i'm good they're telling me hey you gotta be careful
uv index 10 gotta wear sun cream and i'm like man i've been roll-donging it under uv index 14 the
whole time i I'm good.
Bro, the fucking sun over there felt like nothing.
I was surprised.
It just felt lightly warm.
That's it.
And funnily enough, none of us ended up wearing sun cream anyway, so... I don't get how you do it, honestly.
How long did it take to get used to it?
I mean, not getting burned by you being...
Well, the thing is, you must get burnt a whole bunch of times,
and it will take you, maybe, depending on how you layer it out,
if you want to max speedrun it, like, without really, really fucking yourself.
Probably, like, you could do it in less than a year, like, six months.
You should be good.
Depends on, like, how...
Depends on how well your body is like it depends on how
healthy you are the more seed oils are in your body the worse it's gonna be for
you so dump those out before you try this like if you if you consume a lot of
fried foods then I see most of those fried foods are fried and seed oils then
you should not attempt to try and brown yourself because you will get fucked.
Like it's really, really bad for you.
Like the only time I'd ever tell somebody,
they're like, hey, it's probably a good idea
for you to wear sunscreen,
is like when you have tons of seed oils in your system.
Because if you do, you're gonna get fucked.
Like it's really bad.
So like dump those out first, like get healthy,
then try this because if you, well,
you have to get healthy anyways,
because the heat will fuck you. And also of course, you you well you have to get healthy anyways because the heat will fuck you and also of course you know you have to understand
that the radiation basically corrupts your cells and and that then tells those
cells like that okay so the Sun basically irradiates your skin then your skin
decides to commit suicide and replace it with tougher skin that has more melanin
inside of it that then protects the cells. It's the process. So if you want that regeneration to happen properly,
you've got to be healthy and you've got to make sure you dump out all of your
seed oils first because otherwise you'll be vulnerable and then other things get
corrupted that are not as easily fixable. Right? That's where the skin cancer
problem comes from. Like I don't have skin cancer.
Turn off light mode, what the fuck?
Oh yeah, see look, you're getting eye cancer from that, just kidding.
Eye cancer.
Bro, people, dude, someone did a fucking light mode presentation today.
I was like actually blinded, like my fucking-
Dude, it's so fucking funny, dude.
People don't understand that, like you can literally not fucking read the text at distance
on a light mode presentation, like it's impossible. Like, you can literally not fucking read the text at distance on a light mode presentation. Like, it's impossible.
Yeah.
Right.
It is.
Literally, people are screaming flashbang as the T changes the flow.
Holy fuck.
Dude, it's so fucking true.
Like, you know, I go over to, like, you know, occasionally I go to my, like, my in-laws, right?
And they're like, you know, some older people there and they always have
fucking light mode on their phone like max fucking brightness i'll be sitting there 8 p.m
fucking like having this discussion like you know i'm not using a phone like i'm having this
discussion with like you know one of the people there and it's nice and like you know dark and
comfy anyways my fucking like mother-in-law sits next to me turns on the phone i was like what the
fuck is this the torch turned on next to me it's like
nah bro this is my like this is the light mode max brightness i'm like fuck this
it's so funny opens the phone and like i try to and then like other times i try to like check
the time on somebody else's phone i pick that up turn it on it's like oh pain fucking hurts dude
that's like burned into your retinas there for a little bit it's like ah you
know people make up conspiracies about this they go like oh wow what if the
dark mode is supposed to like make you more depressing like what no the dark
mode like allows your eyes to not strain.
Yeah, fuck everyone who uses light mode, dude. Just don't.
Please, do the rest of the world a favor and don't do that.
Okay, but here's a problem though, right?
Here's a problem.
If the guy who's doing the light mode presentation is an actual guy,
and you said you're gonna fuck anybody who does that,
does that make you gay it's the price to pay i don't know if it's the price that you'll pay but i'm pretty sure it's
the price that he'll pay there's a word for this in the local language that I don't think I should say.
Back to the big horny thing in the sky, the fucking, or the pointy thing in the sky, I
mean the rocket.
No, no, no, you're the horny thing, and the rocket is the thing that's doing it for you,
which honestly, if you're like turned on by shapes like that, I don't know what to tell
I don't know what to tell you, man.
you, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my.
Can we just watch the pointy thing fly?
Can we just watch the pointy thing fly?
Look, I'm a chaos agent.
I'm a trick comedian.
Look, I'm a responsible chaos agent with a large following.
And like, Lawyer Cat is a responsible chaos agent with a law degree, which makes him responsible.
Don't make me responsible for anything you're doing.
With me, with the monitoring situation degree,
where I can always be monitoring the situationship that's happening.
Situationships are weird.
Like, now we're going to start talking about triangles.
The only triangle that I will not accept is a love triangle.
That shit's gay as hell.
But, like, Elliot, are you eating ice cream right now?
What's happening?
No, I just ate, had a bunch
of, uh, cedar oils.
I'll get some ice cream for you. Ice cream?
Hell yeah. We have, no, no, no, we don't have enough time.
What do you mean you don't have enough time?
Literally just fucking rip open the bucket,
spoon in, in bowl,
yummers. There's only one.
There's vanilla in there if you can split that between us two.
Hell yeah.
Fuck it, I'm gonna make a coffee right now, let's throw something out on top of that.
One minute, thirty seconds.
Oh, to launch?
Holy shit, let's go.
Yeah.
Yeah, looks like you don't have time, fuck.
So, a little while ago, Elon was standing directly under those, and now they're about
to fucking heat up the ground to 5,000 degrees or 3,000 degrees.
That picture was so fucking cool looking, too.
Yeah, it's true.
Remember the first time when they launched it that the ground overheated so much that basically all of the metal that was inside of the concrete,
so, you know, they used the concrete mix, which had, like, small metal parts in it,
so it could be reinforced, and that fucking metal expanded and contracted rapidly
that then led to cracks in the concrete,
which then led to school bus-sized chunks
being flung hundreds of meters into the air.
It was impressive.
It was amazing to see that.
And a lot of streamers' cars got fucked
because they parked them too close,
but that was amazing.
They didn't have a problem with it.
Hell yeah, Devesh.
What's he doing?
What's he doing now?
Fuck. No!
They held it at 40 seconds, so...
Oh, this shit again... No!
They got the venting at the top though.
Wait, what's happening, Audrey?
There's a hold on the top and the countdown.
When they put the hold on, the boost revented.
It's kinda... Frequent eventual timing. Should I just ask you?
Interesting.
Do you have a...
I haven't made this boost.
T-minus 40, psych!
T-minus 40, psych.
Yeah, we're like rushing to get the fuckin' ice cream right now.
I'm like making a...
Bro, don't hurt yourself.
I'm like making a coffee right now with the fuckin'...
This ice cream is actually...
It's like...
...break.
Yeah, don't hurt yourself.
What is a gr...
No, don't use a fucking knife. Just use a fork.
It's a brick.
That's what I'm saying, man. You gotta like chisel max. Get a fork.
Bro, we're trying to serve. We're trying to batch process this year, okay?
You don't have time for this.
You're drinking it out of a cup?
Nothing is funnier than a bunch of fucking software engineers trying to solve a real world problem.
It's true.
It's definitely not software. Have you ever seen like a material like a fucking
material science engineer like try to fucking cook an egg
challenge try not to burn down the kitchen challenge impossible like
How do you not to burn down the kitchen, challenge impossible?
Like...
I've seen that, I'm not sure yet, I've actually seen this fucking dude, like, try to fry an egg and he almost burnt down the fucking kitchen.
That's like, how do you fucking burn down a kitchen by like, cooking an egg?
Okay, what happened, did the drop on the floor?
I fucking knew it man. See while y'all are like still figuring this shit out.
Look I've already advanced to the spoon section so now I'm opening my fucking container.
No no no you press that part down and then push the...
Oh, my fucking rubber.
You're right.
See, I'm telling you, man.
Nothing better than watching a software engineer trying to solve a real world problem.
Or listening to them.
Yes, yes.
Same stuff, same stuff.
It's better to listen to it because then your own imagination fills in the blanks.
All right, so there you go.
My fucking ice cream is already inside of my coffee.
I beat you guys.
Hell yeah.
I mean it makes sense, I work in manufacturing.
They're canceling it.
Wait, the council's back?
Is it gone?
Is it coming?
No, it's a web chest rehearsal.
They'll count down to ten and they'll stop it.
They'll stop it.
It's done. The weather was not'll count down to 10 and they'll stop it. They'll stop it.
It's done.
The weather was not playing.
Damn.
Picard was right.
They're calling it off.
Oh, shit.
It's bad.
No, no.
They're counting down to 10 as a wet dress rehearsal.
At 10, they'll stop it.
They're going to stop at 10.
Very nice.
I don't even think they're going to try tomorrow.
They might.
They might just do it for the
sake of you know rehearsing it but uh the weather's probably gonna be worse tomorrow and maybe
wednesday also yeah but it'll be for sure worse tomorrow
i will say it is nice to like have these spaces where we gather occasionally.
It went off.
Oops.
The cat went off.
Yeah.
It's finished.
No, you're not going to put ice cream there.
I need more.
What are you, like, putting the ice cream on exactly?
Different person.
Someone else's desk. For a...
Yeah. It's like literally... Wait, the timer has disappeared.
The timer is gone.
Which means it's finished.
No stall ship launch today, guys.
Wait, they're calling it on?
I guess.
Are they?
Is that what's happening?
It's not happening.
They said good chance they're gonna try tomorrow. Goddammit. Are they? Is that what's happening? It's not happening.
They said good chance they're going to try tomorrow.
God damn it.
We're trying it tomorrow. We'll obviously
update everybody
online.
And...
Sorry, we couldn't go today.
Don't worry, we'll probably go tomorrow.
What the f...
Thank you all for joining us today. We hope to see you when we'll probably go tomorrow. What the fuck? Yeah, thank you all for joining us today,
and we hope to see you when we do go for launch.
So obviously, follow our account on X at SpaceX.
We'll share information as soon as it comes available.
We'll also be updating the web at SpaceX.com.
So thanks for joining us today.
Exciting countdown.
We weren't able to get off the ground,
but we'll give it another shot tomorrow.
Thanks, everybody.
Well, that was it.
Yeah.
Well, we're now left with ice cream.
I'm actually going to get more ice cream.
I'm going to get more ice cream.
So what are you guys going to do after this?
What's happening?
We're going to sleep.
You're going to we've got a week
well just a good sleep
but it is so i guess the reason to build
the best is like pocket seven years ended like not be a stock
uh... rebels
six of rebels in the
you see it's not just do meth at that point.
Bruh.
Picard, no.
What the fuck?
Look, this is not Nazi Germany.
We're not putting the fucking pilots on meth again.
It's not happening.
Imagine being the ADHD kid in Nazi Germany who see all his buddies hyped up on meth, and
he's there just chill as fuck.
Yeah I mean look here's the thing how is that actually different from today we like give
the people with a slight neurodivergence thing who are like a board of society we just like
put them on fucking medical meth basically.
Yeah.
It's bad.
Like hey we're gonna give everybody stuff called Adroll, checks inside, it's just meth.
Fuck!
It's actually just the US. Europe is illegal, mainly.
I'm not following.
Don't worry about it.
I'm not following.
Okay, so look.
So look, what you can do is you can say that you have anxiety problems, okay?
Right?
And then they'll basically give you straight up drugs.
Like, that's what the medication is.
I have no...
I find it honestly astounding that people in today's day and age even need to do like these weird fucking impure drugs.
You can literally just get a fucking Adderall prescription.
The fuck is wrong with everybody? Like, you just got an autism access.
I'm not saying you should go out there right now and like fucking get high on this shit.
Quite the opposite. I just like- just don't fucking go to the streets to buy drugs like it doesn't make sense to me like in any form but that's only the
case in the US where you can get drugs prescription it's not legal in I know
it's not legal but I mean I don't know, like, I don't know.
I don't know, like, there's means, bro, I don't know.
I'm eating fucking ice cream out of a coffee cup. No.
This dude only eats healthy shit.
Who, me?
No, Brian Johnson.
Brian Johnson is not yet anything healthy. He eats weird shit that's unhealthy.
An organized team of terminal online posters are like a carbon-based GPU cluster.
Oh, shit.
They really are, though.
Without Envy Link, that is.
Yeah, no, you just have autism.
Embrace the autism.
That's the thing that will make it work.
See, Adrian, there needs to be a new word called like, Autist Bait like, Autist Bait or something, where you'd say it only baits people,
not Nerd Snipe, Autist Snipe, you know?
No, just go Cracked. Just say Cracked. You're just Cracked.
Like, I think Autism doesn't work.
Like, me and my team of Cracked people, it's like, okay,
somebody else is going to look at that in their own language and go, like,
the fuck does that mean? It's like, that's what you need to figure out.
And once you figure that part out, maybe you'll get closer to what we are.
Vanilla ice cream is so fucking delicious.
I know, right?
I don't get other flavors.
I don't understand that.
Vanilla is like peak, boys.
I like vanilla strawberry.
It's pretty good.
No, bro.
Look, here's the thing.
There's, there's a meat me out there's way out of this
New York subway brick flavor, okay? You're me out you can taste the homelessness I'm done let me go back up the fucking
escalator of this train station
that's the tagline too right
taste the homeless
I can feel the schizo
I mean I don't know
why is it
why is it that every single fucking week
there's like a new video that comes out in New York
of some crackhead doing some next level shit like every fucking time you should turn this into an ice you should turn this
into a fucking like uh you should turn this into like a subscription bro so i i saw a new york video
today uh this dude was in the subway trying to stab another dude with a knife the other dude had
a skateboard so he slapped the dude with a knife in the face
with the skateboard. The dude fell
over and fell into
the well of the
subway. And
the cops came and they were trying to arrest him, but
he was refusing to get out because he knew he was
going to get arrested. He's like, nah, fuck it.
I'm just going to get hit by the subway.
That happens literally
every day.
Fucking dude. This happens literally every day. Why? Fucking, dude.
This is peak human experience.
Dude, GTA
should just be New York, man.
Dude.
GTA 6.
No, bro. New York is not GTA 6.
GTA, New York is GTA 7, man.
Yeah, it could be.
It's so funny the other time. They already did New York in GTA 3, by the way, could be. It's so funny the other time.
They already did New York in GTA 3,
by the way, so I don't know if they're going to read it again.
Anybody who, like, loves GTA
should just move to New York
and just, like, live right next to the subway.
I mean, the subway's
everywhere. It's so funny the other time
I was talking to
Adrian and I check, check like i hear an
explosion outside i check citizen app and then i'm like checking what's going on and i see okay
nothing's going on just three people died in the summer it's funny because right at the same time
while i guess she was checking this she wasn't even saying that that's what she was doing i was
like saying oh yeah stuff is happening in new york and i told no I was like saying, oh yeah, stuff is happening in New York and I told Noya, I was like, oh yeah, you're gonna be on the Citizen app tonight, homie.
The fact that I know what that is is honestly kind of fucked up.
Like, why? Like, I don't even live there and I know what that shit is. What the fuck?
Like, what's the Citizen app?
Noya, you explain it.
You explain it.
It's an app that tells you it's...
It notifies you when something is going on.
Accident, fire, people getting shot, stabbed, robbed.
And if it's really close to you, it just sends you a notification.
Basically, it's really close to you, it just sends you a notification. Basically, it's like text-based.
Basically, it's like text-based Netflix.
Okay?
It's like text-based Netflix for the people who do mirroring screens.
Not even.
It's a map.
I mean, it used to have emojis.
They used to use emojis, so you'd just see a lot of emojis of people like burning when there's a fire.
It was very chaotic.
What the fuck?
And it's geofenced.
First of all, so metal man.
And it's kind of geofenced.
So only people in the city can see what's going on in their city.
So our shame was very it was not reached like other people couldn't see our shame how is it geo-fenced though? not geo-fenced as in if you're in
another state you probably can't see what's going on in another city
I have no idea yeah geo-fence yeah but like but how does that work though? Like, how do they know your location?
Yeah, you have to share a location.
I'm guessing if you do VPN, you might be able to?
I don't know.
But there was an issue because at one point where there was a lot of protest,
you had like all of America like trying to get in the New York like citizen
and trying to fire up everybody
all right who's building this um I need uh so we need webcams but for like citizen apps so what
we're gonna do is we're gonna take like a whole bunch of fucking like instances of the citizen
app all across like the United States and fucking stream all that shit at once through
some sort of portal somewhere so you can fucking mainline you can mainline the crime it literally
has that so basically you're supposed if you're like a trustworthy users a user if you see
something in the street you're supposed to stream and they like publish your stream to the whole
um city basically everybody can quickly tune in and see what's going on. But it's mainly
like video, like videos, live streams. And then at the same time, you get like the, what do you
call them? The radio calls?
Yeah, but here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I am not a trusted user,
and I want all the data. Like, I don't want the data selectively. I want it all at the same time.
Do you understand? Like, there's a problem with me. I want all the information at the same time.
I want to sit there and I want to hear the noise. Okay? I want to, like, have every radio station
plugged in at the exact same time. All the data. All of that shit. I want to fucking mainline the crime.
Okay?
If someone watches the shit that goes down here, I'm embarrassing.
That's what I'm saying, man!
I'd be like, wow, wow, is this what God feels like?
Is this what God feels like?
Wait, the shit that goes down where, Noya?
In New York.
Oh yeah, we're watching a bunch of YouTube shorts on this right now, actually.
It's like really fucked, to be honest.
It's amazing, like, you know, Elliot
Elliot's like, oh, man, work is
exhausting. Time to log on to YouTube shorts
to watch violence.
Bro, a fucking snake snuck onto the
train, bro.
What?
Like, things you can't even, like,
make up. Like, really weird.
What the fuck is going on in New York, man?
Bro, there's a snake on the train, a guy's
taking the shit into buckets. like what is people are oh yeah oh yeah by the way by the way i gotta
tell you something the shit in the bucket guy is that the one in the large like hallway yeah yeah
i actually know who that is that person is okay so there's this person named alex stein 99 this
guy in the bucket yeah i do let, I do. Let me explain.
Everything is always funny when I hit him with a line like, let me explain.
So anyways, let me explain.
Okay, so this guy is this guy named Alexstye99.
What he would do is he would go to the hotels in New York, like peak migrant time.
Remember that shit?
would go to the fucking migrant hotels and just like piss off the people who are in there by just
He would go to the fucking migrant hotels and just piss off the people who are in there by just going to the reception.
going to the reception by and he would bring along this fucking really fat homeless black guy and he
would say that that is his wife's boyfriend and he needs a room and that guy that guy is the exact
same person who shat in that bucket alex ste Stein fucking tracked down the black dude who shat in the bucket
just to take him to a fucking
migrant hotel so he could tell the
reception staff that that is his
wife's boyfriend and he needs a room.
I'm not kidding.
It's an actual thing.
I know who that is.
Wow.
Some of the alerts,
I had to remove the alerts.
You told me once.
It was fucking funny.
It's like, ah, you know, guys...
I had one on the show one time, I'm pretty sure.
You fucking told me.
I was like, what the fuck?
That's a really interesting plot twist.
I'm going to tell that story to a lot of people.
So here we are.
So yeah, the guy who shat in the bucket in the New York train station
is the same guy who was
roleplaying as Alex Stein's wife's boyfriend in the migrant hotel to the reception people.
Never gave him a room, man.
Very disrespectful, man.
If you see that fucking dude, you should give him a room, dude.
Like what are you doing?
It's racist.
We tried to buy him pants.
He never accepts them.
Yeah, it's part of the shtick bruh
no i don't want him to-
no no no you gotta understand nothing is as impactful as taking this dude into some
fucking luxury hotel reception okay like that shit's impressive
you know those alerts so
you know those alerts so if you
the alerts you get so if you're like a few feet from something happening you get alerts it's it's
sent like to everybody it's sent to like 60 000 people 100 000 and then some of the used to get
like the weirdest alert i remember remember. So one was like,
Ski Masked Man stole 100 containers of Häagen-Dazs ice cream from...
Yo, Elliot, we found the ice cream thieves.
What?
100 containers? How?
You're trying to run home, it's all melting on you, you're like, fuck.
What the fuck?
how is that possible?
how do you ship that?
I have no idea
some of the criminals in New York are logistics experts bro
hey man what are you gonna do today?
I don't fucking know let me just like steal 100 containers of fucking hagenahs
fuck
what does that utility function look like?
that's crazy
I respect that dude the reward function when you're on drugs bro and hagenaz. What does that utility function look like? That's crazy.
I respect that.
Dude, the reward function when you're on drugs, bro?
Dude, you would do...
I don't even think those people are on drugs, dude.
It makes more sense. I mean, look, would you rather
rob a bank to get the money to buy the shit, or would you
just steal the shit?
Like, it makes more sense
if you think about it.
You could steal the shit, but you might actually get shot, sense if you think about it. It's just not ice cream.
You could steal the shit, but you might actually get shot.
Whereas if you were to go rob a bank and get out of money-
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Bank robbery, you'll get fucking executed, man.
Your brain's gonna be all over some wall somewhere because the police sniper took you
out.
Nah, nah, nah, bro.
The chance that someone's gonna come after you for stealing a hundred containers of haggadahs
is a lot fucking lower than like getting
getting sniped in a bag for trying to like steal hundreds of thousands of dollars like bruh
and then all those bills are marked too it doesn't make sense like it makes more sense to just steal
the shit than just to steal the money to buy the shit if there's anybody here who's a new yorker
crackhead listening to this shit do not take anything I say as action.
Do not fucking do this shit.
I swear to God, man.
I do not want you to end up on the fucking Citizen app tonight, homie.
Let's steal ice cream.
I'm gonna do this shit, man.
Note taken.
Fuck you.
Fuck, man.
It's like, bro, he realizes there's no intrusive thoughts.
Like, these people have differences.
I say there's no intrusive thoughts, only banger posts. And the people in New York are like, there are no intrusive thoughts. These people have differences. I say there's no intrusive thoughts, only banger posts.
And the people in New York are like,
there are no intrusive thoughts, only banger actions.
They all say.
Actually.
That's a clip.
Alright, I'm going to jump off.
I'll see you guys tomorrow, right?
We'll have lunch tomorrow.
Yeah, hopefully we'll have lunch.
But according to Picard, I think the weather's going to be so assed, it's not going to happen.
Yeah.
Well, either way, thanks for having me.
Take care.
See you, man.
We're still going to have a space tomorrow regardless.
It's just funny.
It reminds me of why I would always do
these conversation spaces
every day.
um, every day. Like, I used to do this every day. But now I guess we're doing this.
I used to do those every day, but now I guess we're doing this.
We're talking about Starship. We're supposed to talk about Starship, but we're just, like,
talking about New York crackheads. I think, like, the entertainment value on that is pretty high
also, on account of the fact that people are still enjoying that. I guess so. What is this meme?
what is this meme yeah basically yeah that meme is accurate yeah you gotta
mainline it mainline all the noise everything go to understand what's going
on I should go to New York I'll give you another one another alert that was
weird construction crew throwing avocados into the backyard.
Avocados?
Why is that a reported thing?
And these go out and it says send to 200,000 people.
That's just a troll.
That's just a troll, to be honest.
Oh, God. You should just like announce all the you should just like announce all the stuff that comes in on the citizen app like as it comes in when we're
doing spaces for the memes like i love how like it's it's it's what is it like can somebody
explain to me what is up in new york why is there a fucking explosion every week? Why is that a thing? It's like, we have so much high agency.
I don't know if that's high agency. No, that is high agency.
Excuse me?
It is. I mean, think about it.
Elliot, Elliot, you didn't have to read that book. You should have just gone to New York and watched the crackheads just like, you know, do their thing.
Bro, Vancouver is worse.
This is so bad.
Oh yeah, Vancouver had this thing where they were like legalizing all drugs for like a
year or something like, or a year and a half.
So we had like people doing like every single drug.
You could just buy it.
Just go up and just buy it.
Yeah, but dude, look, look.
But like seriously though, and it's the funniest shit, like you know, somebody would be just in this space right here and then all of a sudden, look, look. But like, seriously though, and it's the funniest shit, like, you know, somebody would be just in this space right here,
and then all of a sudden, boom, explosion.
And like, did they drop a nuke?
I'm like, it's not a fucking nuke, it's just New York.
It's a normal thing.
It's like a passive stat.
New York, like, the New York passive stat is like, you know,
random explosion every one or two weeks on average.
It's a passive to, passive to shake things up occasionally.
But it's so funny, when you hear the phone call,
and all of a sudden, boom!
I'm like, oh, you live in New York, don't you?
I legit did that show.
Ooh, this guy's good.
Life in America is crazy.
Like, you know, somebody else in the neighborhood, I, like, call him, and all of a sudden, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
I'm like, Chicago?
Nah, nah.
In some other state.
I'm like, okay.
I hear gunshots all the time.
It's like they're playing fucking mariachi music over in Mexico with AKs.
AKs, wow.
Unastodable.
That's crazy work.
Very interesting.
You know, sometimes the maracas just aren't loud enough.
Real.
We should DM this guy and ask him for that fucking laser. That would be sick.
Wait, what?
You know this Styro Pyroga on YouTube?
Yes.
We should DM him and just ask him to buy the fucking laser, bro.
How about instead of what you do is you go to fucking eBay and look for resold tattoo
removal machines that are rated to have class 5 lasers in them.
By the way, don't take this as actionable advice. I'm just like commenting here.
That's a thing that exists because the Chinese...
Yeah, because look, look, here's the thing.
The Chinese, they like, you know, sell tattoo machines with class 5 lasers in them, which is insane work.
But, you know, that's a thing.
And, you know, sometimes they just like resell those fucking things on eBay for reasons that I don't entirely understand. But they're definitely there. And if they're in a state where that's illegal, don't buy them. But, you know, sometimes they just, like, resell those fucking things on eBay for reasons that I don't entirely understand,
but they're definitely there.
And if they're in a state where that's illegal,
don't buy them.
But, you know, I don't know.
You know?
Like, why the fuck would you want to ask the YouTuber
for the laser?
Why don't you just make your own?
Like, talk about reading a book about high agency,
but then the person who literally has the agency
but can't act on it due to a resource constraint is telling you like bruh it's not that hard just exchange the power
source and make sure that's expensive i'll buy one for us no wait where are you looking right now
next cohort we'll get one no i mean i i'll wait where are you looking right now? Next cohort will get one. No, I mean, I'll...
Wait, where are you guys looking? They're not that expensive.
Where are you looking?
eBay.
We're looking on eBay. They're like 1500 euros, maybe...
Or 600...
$600.
And talk about the handheld ones, okay?
Ooh.
That's my bad.
Look for the voltage rating as well. That tells you kind of what it's at.
You know what a class 5 laser voltage is right I've watched fucking search it you'll find it
why the fuck am I telling you how to get lasers what the fuck is wrong with me
and why the fuck we like okay so by the way the what kind of laser are you
looking for because they're like different types
I would like actually why the fuck are we even buying it there?
You can literally just buy yourself a fucking industrial laser that removes rust from China
You know like co2 lasers. You guys know what a co2 laser is
send links
No, you gotta have to find the fucking find that shit on your own
See I've never read a book on high agency and like you're asking me to like give you the agency.
Brr.
This happens when you work on hardware, you just know these things.
Look, just, just like if you want a strong laser, just get yourself the fucking, just get yourself one of those rust removal like things.
And for God, for the love of God, wear eye protection.
Because otherwise you'll be fucked.
Eye protection. So like, well there glass, or what are we talking about?
Glass is like a little tint on it.
The glasses that filter out specifically like that light.
If you're using like UV, if you're using eye, worst is IR.
Don't even think about fucking with IR lasers.
Don't even dare.
Search it out, search it out, search it out.
Fuck you. Do not fuck around with
ir lasers that shit's not even fun like your uv lasers is understandable ir lasers just like i
don't i don't understand why the fuck you're doing that to yourself unless you have nitrogen
it is kind of fun then no no no no no no don't do it fuck you too looks kind of cool you can do
all these designs and patterns and stuff i Find me the cheapest thrust removal lasers from China on second hand online shops.
What's the fiber laser?
I would not go for the second hand ones, they're very unstable, but if you want to do it, I mean...
I mean you have difficulty splitting an ice cream block.
Maybe you should start with something that's more on your fucking skill level.
That's all I'm gonna say, okay?
We're cooked.
Bad enough that you want a laser and that I'm recommending you fucking industrial lasers.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Just remove rust with them first and then maybe you'll burn through it in a day.
I mean, with a laser, it would be the ice can block much easier.
So like...
Bruh.
Is it typically an importable power-put 1000 watt?
Are you asking the AI for the advice on that?
High agency, man. 1000 watts are you asking the ai for for for the advice on that high agency man no i'm not asking
it for advice i'm asking it to give me the links for the cheapest one you don't want actually the
cheapest one you want the most powerful one if that's what you're after because if you get the
cheap one it's just not going to be that strong like it's nothing the most you do realize that's
how like most products are labeled.
You're using CO2 lasers, right?
There's like two different, there's like multitude of different CO2 lasers that come in like machines.
The ones which are like CNC machine, very directional type of things.
You know, the ones which are like, you know, used to engrave patterns onto stuff.
There's even one that can engrave 3D structures into rocks.
Holy shit. You ever seen that one? Have you seen the fiber one? turns onto stuff. There's even one that can engrave 3D structures into rocks.
Holy shit. You ever seen that one? There's fiber lasers. Have you seen the fiber one?
Oh, the solar death ray.
No, not a solar death ray because it's not using solar. It's using a combination of
spectrums via CO2. Like it's not doing any of that because that's gay.
Like your solar, if you want a solar death ray just find yourself a fucking tv like what are those
tvs from like the 80s or the 90s the big fucking ones you'll probably find it in some boomer's
garage just like take that for 300 and take out the fucking fresnel lens at the back and just
fucking put that in a wood frame and yeah but you live in europe which is like for the dark world
which means the sun's not even that strong.
Thanks, man.
You're welcome.
Fuck power found is a 6000 watt.
Jesus laser cleaning machine from laser China.
Okay.
That one's going to cost you maybe like at least anywhere between 16 to 3200.
Minimum.
It's all VC money, man.
I'll do it.
I mean, look, you have to, like, you know... I don't know how you're going to excuse that.
It's like, we needed to cut the ice cream block faster.
We're going to use a CO2 laser, bro.
It's a rock cutter one.
Get the rock cutter ones.
Like, yeah, man, we're doing this for our hardware store.
Get the little rock cutter laser.
Get this, like, fucking cubic meter of just vanilla ice
cream you're like yeah basically no but none if you wanted to get a machine
that's like actually worth it like that's pretty cool you could just like
get the one that is that cars like structures into rocks like just you can
literally just take pebbles and put these really cool 3d
structures in them and they're like so the sell that shit if you wanted to like
you can literally just like have a fucking pendant like it's not that hard
get yourself one of those drills that can drill through rock yourself under
those like laser machines and then you can just make necklaces And shit
Give it to your girlfriend or something
Like hey honey look I made this
For you based on the
Based on the conspiracy theorist laser things
That like cut out Angkor Wat
Same technology here you go
And she's gonna be like what did you say don't worry about it
Okay
I found one here
It's a very much gift.
It's a fucking laser.
It's like, honey, look, I got you a big CO2 laser.
Look at that.
Babe, I swear this isn't a cat toy.
Well, that one's going to fry the cat, actually.
The cat's going to be like, meh.
Report of man assaulted with Bible? Really?
Wow.
Report of man outside Aldi attempting assault with a dead squirrel.
Damn, skill-based matchmaking, what the fuck?
That one, if it didn't, got it.
Dead squirrel.
She's just gotta, like, post that shit occasionally.
It's like like this is...
Dude, the fucking...
Wait, did he melee this dude with a squirrel?
That's from Google.
That one.
But yeah, I need to start posting.
I'm so enphased by...
By it.
By now.
Oh guys, I got something.
Okay, this is the last thing.
Need to sleep.
I got you, bro.
Oh, no.
I love how he's just like, I can literally hear the fact that he took out a fucking can
and put it on the desk.
The fuck?
I got you.
Red Bull.
Oh yeah, by the way, Elliot,
are you all gonna do the,
you're gonna do the X thing at any time?
The thing?
But like, how to,
how to post on X?
I mean, I think we could probably get,
we could do like a space when they do the
Starship launch next.
But I think that's kind of late in the cohort for that.
The traction is like...
No, no.
Y'all are not going to do this space.
It's going to be like nothing.
You need a very specific type of organization
and X spaces in the beginning are not the faint of heart, believe me.
Like you'd be like, oh yeah, let's just skip the media training and go straight in.
It's like, yeah, cool, man. So have you ever tried to like do the front back flip thing?
Yeah, bro, but now your back is broken.
I don't understand, actually.
Why did that happen? You're straight, you fuckwit.
Can you explain this to someone with less than 80 IQ?
What?
Yeah, shut up, bro.
Like, come on.
Bro, I'm the fucking hammerhead guy on the left of the IQ bell curve, bro.
Explain this to me.
My hammerhead guy.
camera head guy.
Like, there's no such thing
as a
sub-ADIQ person
who can post. That does not exist.
Like, he can post, but they're
not gonna be good.
Or they'll be fucking bangers
accidentally.
Is this your way of telling me my posts suck?
Isn't that like how black
Twitter works?
Okay, and it have time to leave.
I like how it's just silent.
Deep cut!
I love how there's like no one laughing here at all.
That was totally appropriate.
Yes, but I'm laughing.
And Lawyer Cat's laughing.
And that's all that matters.
And a whole bunch of other people in the audience are laughing on account of the fact that I just got spammed by a bunch of laughing emojis.
Oh no.
Who's muted?
I don't see any.
Yeah, Noya was muted.
Noya's laughing at your fucking joke.
Yeah, Noya very politely doesn't laugh on mic.
You should, it's fun
I think it's good, people want to hear
Some people have good laughs
Other people have annoying laughs
You know, like
You know who has the best
On mic laugh, though?
Outta
Yeah, sure
It's pretty great
Yeah, it's good's pretty great. Yeah.
Yeah, it's good.
I just turned it to straight up fucking monkey, which is its own laugh.
Oh, your laugh is also good.
Aura just has like this belly laugh.
It's hard to remember, but it's so good.
The fucking belly laugh with diaphragm.
Yeah, this is true.
Why are you putting thumbs like, thumbs down?
What is, what's going on here?
What are you doing?
Elliot disagrees.
Let's just balance the force.
I disagree.
Counter, counter, counterbalance, counterbalance.
There you go.
Thumbs up.
Fuck him.
I've already put so many of these, you cannot keep up.
Actually, no, you can't, you can't, like, actually, no, see see you have to spam him harder, so it's gonna crash your app. I
Don't like
Don't need help yeah
Fucking rolls his chair to the death of spam thumbs down
thumbs down you're not gonna be able to do it faster than me and I'm not gonna
do it any faster because map is literally literally gonna crash if I do
that like I used to do it pretty fast.
But I'm just doing it with the mouse.
You have to, like, move your mouse back and forth, bro.
I have two thumbs, bro.
Should I do, um, down thumbs?
Like, what do I mean?
Yeah, thumbs down.
Exactly.
The holy fuck division is fast.
Citizen apps warn you of dangerous.
Florida man is the danger.
Okay.
Florida man is.
Florida man is the danger.
Yes, sir.
How do they sound?
Down there.
Indubitably.
Indubitably.
Holy shit, it's lying.
Why is he running?
Wait, what's lying. Vlyas, why do you randomly? Wait, what's gonna?
Vlyas just randomly sends these, like, World of Warcraft quotes in, like, unexpected times.
It's true, it's true.
We'll be, like, in the middle of a very, like, deep, intensive, like, political conversation, and Vlyas will be like,
I can't do that here.
My bags are full. Yes. My bags are full.
Yes.
My bags are full.
Bruh.
I'm out of mana.
I need more, yeah, more energy.
Yeah.
My burden is too great.
Oh god, yeah, my burden's too great.
You sound just like him.
My burden is too great I have a skill issue yeah it's time for bed see you guys later
But of course I'm right to eat more.
Ha, lol.
Alright, so I'm gonna dip also.
If you all want to join me a little bit later, I'm gonna be playing some video games soon.
Actually, I may just cook some more steak. Fuck it.
I'd probably do that right now.
Maybe a bit of a subspace? What do you guys think?
Or just go straight up on Discord and do it there.
I don't know.
We did subs yesterday. We could do Discord today.
Yeah, yeah. Okay, so can you,
Blythe, can you drop the link up at the top?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm new right now.
Excellent.
There we go.
Should be up there.
All right, excellent.
Pin it twice, by the way, so it's guaranteed there.
Pin it twice, okay.
There.
Should be working.
Oh yeah, there you go.
There's a link up at the top if you want to join me there.
Click that.
I'll be in the advanced members section streaming myself cooking steak.
That's what you want to see.
So yeah, right up at the top, right there.
Click that link.
Join up.
I'll be right there, right now.
Alright, see you there
