State of the Trenches - $Pepe Takeover

Recorded: Jan. 2, 2026 Duration: 2:48:58
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Music Thank you. music music music
good morning good morning good morning
grand rising
ho i fucking love you
pepe z's in his back
bitch imagine that
imagine that ho
you woke up seeing green today bitch good
morning good morning good morning I'm gonna get my ass off, then ask y'all, who asked y'all? C.T. told me to stop my ass off, that's off.
Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
He was a good cap, my bad, dawg.
Don't put no K after that B, boy.
Back off, that's flag talk.
Fuck around and I feel flag off.
I wore a gabby for a tattoo.
As a matter of fact, I had to.
No cap, I'm on them capsules.
I done relapsed, boo.
But I've been on my feet since Cinderella lost the glass shoe, the cash is blue but I'm still seeing green, I'm in the bathroom and I'm peeing lean, my bitch is vacuum, I told her to keep me clean, it seems serene, I'm a badonky-dunk in bikini team, I just need a queen, that ain't scared to fuck for Stephen King, I used to live next door to Drake and Mama D and Lisa D on either street, I go from bars on the screen, though to the TV screen, don't ask me, but never can I? the
from bars on the screen though to the tv but don't want me to see prison, said I can't make no promises, either leave or come visit, but leave the keys, see your heart next to your soul and your spirit, some see your beating, it's hard, some could see whores to be women, but I'm the greediest jerk, amongst the ocean of killers, I put the greediest shark amongst the ocean of killers.
I put the six feet deep, I'm being socially distant.
Nina Ross on a hip, the 44 is my mission.
Extra shots, extra clips, ain't talking videos, no bitches.
Just come to see about it, bitch.
Hey yo, I am the star in any room that I stand in.
I am the standout, you just my stand-in.
These bitches copy my homework, that's what they hand in.
That's why I'm private like the airports I land in.
Life is a beach house, don't let the stands in.
I ball in any arena, go let the fans in.
I should go cop a New Jersey, that's where the gammed in.
These bitches time TikTokin, better stick to dancin'.
I DNC the wallet, my money's all in brolic.
Big ass fast yard system, pop a big of flolic.
One margarita pizza, with parmesan and garlic.
These bitches thirsty, I can see why they alcoholic.
Ain't gotta ever talk about it when you are about it
Just bought a new car not to drive it, but to walk around it
Just call me Nicky Casabricchi, the menager silent
Brand new vanilla Monterati, I've been high and dodging
He call me solid even though I'm just a water diet
Big booty sticking out my daisy, duke the cause of riot
These bitches still my sons, who could ever deny it?
My pack picked different, who could ever supply it?
No one bitch could be my op, that shit offends me.
It's corporate giants and machines that win against me.
I watch bitches, man, they couldn't even rinse me.
She said she had asked several bitch come and convince me.
Ain't no seeing green, but I'm seeing green.
Even with them floor seats, they couldn't see the team.
The K-I-N-G to go plus me to queen.
I send a shot, send them back for me to scene.
You know, one of the girls are making money.
You can afford to be dramatic.
You got some drama queens for real. It's all good, though. You now tune into the perils of making money is you can afford to be dramatic. Y'all some drama queens for real.
It's all good though.
You now tune in to the biggest ever.
YMCA and B, Tushy Lee.
Young Angel, Young Lion, man.
Y'all boys getting on track of Onika Mirage and y'all still dying, man.
What's up?
We in this bitch.
This ain't gonna be the first time that I do numbers on two crutches.
Seen more plaques than toothbrushes.
Until I'm at the pearly white gates, I gotta move something.
Do something.
All meetings happen in person, so they can't prove nothing.
Known in eight years and still fucking like a new husband.
Trying to run the country like Putin one day, but who's rushing?
Who's bluffing?
Who you hugging?
Who you wanna be loving?
I play 48 minutes on a torn meniscus. Who's subbing?
El Chico Luxury. Wanna see my niggas ball so bad I started up a league.
Fuck with me. You niggas can't trouble me from the double tree.
Step your sweets up. I get Oliver to set the beats up.
2021, I had to wet the streets up.
Your girl was better in the morning like a slice of pizza.
That's when I had to hit her with a nice to meet ya
You niggas think you doing damage, you just hyping me up
Face whom? I can see the wall of y'all, all of y'all and run straight through
Trust it's all fun and games until I wanna play too
Adios mio, the ice is free, oh on the hate suits
It's bringing me closer to God, I'm already close to the mob
I'm already known as the GOAT, Cause try and get close to what you want.
I already packed a garage.
None of these shits is a dodge.
None of these shits are facade.
None of these shits are mirage.
Thought I was seeing things when I was seeing green.
See G.O.D.
Quit playing with me, bitch.
Quit playing with me, bitch.
We tweet through. Grand Rising, huh?
January fucking, what are we?
Number two already, god damn,
Crump it on deck, Ron
I could play more
bangers, bro. I know people don't like it.
Crump, are you there?
Yeah, what's going on?
I swear to God, I'll play more songs, dude.
What's going on?
I'll play more songs, bro.
No, no, I just... It's been deadly.
I'll play five songs.
I'll play six songs if I have to, bro.
Pepe's doing big bits.
Pepe's out here doing things,
Crump. Yeah.
Motherfuckers thought it was dead.
Pepe is him.
Pepe is him.
Pepe's going to lead the market.
Pepe's the green whale, dude.
What the fuck we talking about?
Good night, mate. Good night, mate.
Good night, mate.
I got a cold, man.
Fucking ass.
Bro, it's brick out this motherfucker where I'm at.
Yeah, we got snow here as well.
Yeah, me too.
I ain't talking Celsius, bro.
But let's just say when I go outside, the air hurts my face.
You got snow as well?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we had snow this morning.
I have oil heat.
And I figured out the math.
My house is running on about fucking 1.6 gallons a day.
Think about that, guys.
If you're in a warm climate, dude.
If I don't put that petrol in, I die.
My fish tank freezes, dude.
My kids are fucking frozen.
So my house is running on petrol, bro.
That's crazy.
What do you got?
Gas or some shit?
Gas and electric.
Dude, I got oil.
I got solar panels as well on the garage.
Gas and electric, mainly.
You got the solar panels?
Did you lease them
or buy them shit
when I bought the house
the old owner was just
had solar panels
on the garage
oh shit okay
he was growing weed
in that shit
he was growing them weeds
fucking mustard on the side
what time is it
for you over there
what the fuck what time is it you 9 over there? Uh, 2.37 p.m. What the fuck?
What time is it for you? 9.37.
Fucking right it is.
How'd you know that? This dude's global.
Five hours, isn't it?
We got some mint trying to come up.
We ain't minting shit right now, bro.
Green whale, what the hell?
I'm just saying.
That's a good deployer.
Chill the fuck out, dude.
When are you going to fight Jason Williams for 150 bands?
When he's ready to pay up.
It's fucking crazy, dude.
That's a LARP multimillionaire, bro.
For 10 years.
He follows me and he unfollows me all the time,
depending on the shit you say to me.
Jason, if you're listening.
But that's not the shit you represent.
This is me.
I don't need me.
Don't you talk to Jason like that
Don't you talk about Jason
Jason I got your back dude
Hey he be following and unfollowing me
Twice a month Cax
It's crazy
I'll say oh shit he's following me again
I'll follow him
I'll shoot him a DM dude
I'll be like yo good to have you back
King he'll heart it
And then a week later he'll unfollow me
He won't block me I swear to god dude Ask him You know, my DM, dude, I'll be like, yo, good to have you back, King. He'll heart it. And then a week later, he'll unfollow me.
He won't block me.
I swear to God, dude, ask him.
He'll probably just grin or something.
He's like mentally breaking. What do you want?
Where's Capitalist?
Has he left?
He came in the other night lurking.
I don't know what's going on with him, dude.
I think he's mad at me or something.
Who Capitalist is?
Yeah, I put this little puppy dog in his place sometimes.
I put him in his little crate.
You know what I'm saying?
I shut the door.
That's crazy.
What else is going on?
I don't know.
What's new?
Let's see.
Pepe's up.
That means every fucking retard here now thinks their meme's about to go.
Let me break it to you, bro.
These coins ain't going to do shit.
Pull them all up.
All of Pepe's friends, they ain't doing shit today, bro.
They ain't doing shit.
Let me check.
Oh, Land looks up 30%.
Not with the racist glasses, dude.
Not with these fucking SS glasses, dude.
What marking cup is it?
I think it was like $9 million.
I think it was crazy.
Am I the only one who noticed that?
Come on, dog.
Why'd you put the SS logo on the shades, dude?
Ron just got shook when I said that.
That's like his biggest bag.
Ron, I'm sorry.
Come on, period.
I didn't draw it.
What was all-time high?
What was all- I was all time I
don't know 250 yeah 250 that was a cook though
fucking juice nine milk that was that was probably my biggest out again dude
let's run bar up walkie do the bar has stick liquidity right now it's 150
market cap and 150 fucking liquidity.
It's crazy.
Where's Bar Regler?
Oh, dude, I got a story about him.
Maybe one day I'll tell, dude.
Nah, I can't tell it right now.
He totally nixed his account.
You're like, I haven't seen him in a month.
Hey, I'm going to say this.
I'm going to say this.
I've said this before, too, and you can pull the old ARC tweets, and one day maybe I'll speak on it.
It's the Jesus bros out here doing the craziest shit
it's the jesus bros dude i love jesus bro i ain't all day psalm 61.2 or something never would i do
that to you it's not in my bio bro oh dude i wish i could say, but I can't right now. But, man, grimy.
He on about fucking Car Wrangler.
Car Wrangler, bro.
I got a secret on that motherfucker, bro.
I learned recently, dude.
So, Jesus bros, bro.
Fuck with me, Car Wrangler, dude.
Fuck with me, bro.
Nah, for real.
What is that?
It's not even coin related, bro. Nah, for real. What is that? It's not even coin-related, bro.
Put it that way.
It's not even coin-related, bro.
You figure it out.
Retweet the room.
Crypto Caddy.
What's up with Wojax Caddy?
Is it pumping?
Meow. You've got some crazy players, Caddy.
What's this new Rage guy?
There's a new Rage guy.
Oh, there's so many, bro.
This one actually looks like crime, bro.
Let's run it up.
I don't hold any.
They dumped it down and then it fucking...
Ripped it up to 800k.
690k, 700k.
I watched it. I had some.
I sold some. I had some.
Who is that?
Just like you paper hand troll.
Fucking guy, dude.
I did not paper hand troll.
I made fucking 200 soul on troll.
Yes, you did, bro.
P is P. 200 soul is whatroll. Yes, you did, bro. You wouldn't be buying all this P.
200 soul is what you made on Troll?
That's it?
That's child's play.
I could have made 2,000, but you know how it is.
Exactly, bro.
You cheated that, bro.
You paper-handed that hard. Thank you, guys, for telling them.
How's the paper-handed?
Yo, listen, listen.
Bro, 200 soul for something that...
He was one of the only runners that has to reap it, bro.
Bro, for something that you tweeted at 5k that ran to...
What did it run to?
Fucking...
What did it all go to?
350 or something?
Yeah, how you only make 200 sold, bro?
That's crazy.
Yeah, but bro, I had to cheat my supply for that to run it.
It's still a lot of money.
It's still a lot of money.
You know now you're going to run it with me holding a lot of supplies.
Go through it, you guys.
Bro, this dog is fucking nutty, bro.
Watch him.
Watch him.
When I say that, my dogs go crazy.
Whatever the weather.
With this guy, it's like, if I say, who's that?
Yeah, yeah. They know that. I guess it's the tone or something, right? Yeah, he'll go to the weather. With this guy, if I say, who's that? Yeah, yeah.
They know that.
I guess it's the tone or something, right?
Yeah, he'll go to the window straight, jump on the sofa,
and start looking at the window.
Yeah, dog.
Bro, there's no one there, you dumb dog.
Dude, half the content I watch on here now is dog-related, bro.
I had to take him out this morning as well for a walk, bro.
Fucking eights bro
it's the worst because he's gone weird now he doesn't this right away thank god dude
yeah this guy as well but he did stop shitting in the garden he used to shit in the garden he
don't shit in the garden no more oh he's too good for it yeah now he's too bougie for it
he's like you gotta take me for a walk.
Take me to the field and I'll shit there.
Dude, when it rains, my dogs tiptoe and hide under my deck
and fucking...
This guy's scared of fireworks, bro.
Yeah, yeah, it's normal.
Like New Year's Eve
there was fireworks going off.
Yo, Kat, why'd you get the dog, though, if you didn't
want him running like that?
Say that again? Why'd you get the dog though if you didn't want him right like that? Say that again?
I'd say, why'd you get the dog?
It's a lot of work.
It's just cold out, dude.
It's cool, bro.
It's just a few days of snow.
That's hard, bro. Other than that, it's calm.
Dude, my dog keeps it.
Put pee-pee pads, bro. Put pee-pee pads.
Teach him how to do it.
Nah, I don't want to do that shit.
Even when he was a pup, bro, he wouldn't use his pee-pee pads, bro. Pull pee-pee pads. Teach him how to do that. Nah, that's the worst thing you can do, dude.
Even when he was a pup, bro,
he wouldn't use his pee-pee pads.
Bro, stop humping the pillow, bro.
Fuck my life.
This guy is fucking horny, bro. I have a humping problem, dude.
My younger girl, if my son
passes out on the couch, I gotta keep an eye on him.
She'll start humping him, dude.
He wakes up like, ah! No guy this guy has a girlfriend bro he's got two he's got two girlfriends
that has oh he's got a sheep a fluffy he's now he's got a fluffy sheep and then he's got a
uh soft like teddy bear pumpkin those two are his girlfriend he's got two of them so he'll go sleep he'll go sleep with
one paw on the pumpkin and if you move the pumpkin then he'll have to come and get the pumpkin
and go back to sleep with the pumpkin it's mad oh it's a toy yeah i thought it was girls like
fucking birds in the neighborhood no no no no it's teddy bears around the house that we bought
for him and he just fucking loves humping them oh shit then he'll like grab them in their mouth
and start ragging them around and it yeah yeah treat him nice in it ted like
you're gonna batter her and then fuck this yeah yeah yeah he love her yeah he kept me coran he's
beating the thing off and then beating it yeah he's a fucking lady yeah he's only one though
i need to get his balls chopped off Yo I don't even have that problem
With my dog
Don't do it bro
He's like three
What dog you got
What do you call it
A designer dog
Bullies or something
A Bernadoodle
A Bernese Mountain Dog
and a poodle, bro.
Is it a health problem and shit?
Huh? Does it have, like, health problems
sometimes when they hide these dogs, they get
fucked up and shit? No, not at all, bro.
He's actually super fucking healthy,
which is crazy.
You know what we do with this guy now?
I feed him, like, we used to
give him wet food, didn't we?
And I cut the wet food out
and now every day with his kibble,
he'll have like a tin of sardines
or a tin of fucking mackerel.
And that shit has got him in shape, bro.
He is so fucking active.
Yeah, the dog food is poison, dude.
Poison, bro.
That dog food I'm eating what's in it, bro.
It just makes him fat and lazy, bro. And it's expensive. Like, check this. The wet food bro I'm reading what's in it bro it just makes them fat and lazy bro
and it's expensive like check this the wet food that I used to give him cost me like three pound
a tin or three pound fifty a tin the mackerel or sardines cost like 80p a tin but it's like
20 times better for him than having the fucking lilly's wet food can you give him raw can you
give him any raw food yeah I can but I've not really got him on raw food because i don't want him to turn into a beast like that bro i'm telling you i had the dog on the raw food since he's like a
baby but he doesn't really like it he really i don't know he likes this like uh organic kibble
shit better yeah i've never done i have pimples. I'll still cook it before I give it to him. Yeah.
I feel weird about the raw.
I don't do that real shit.
No, you're not.
Bro, the raw shit, he won't eat the cooked.
I tried, bro.
Like, I tried to do the ground beef and shit.
He didn't like it.
Yo, bro, the dog will eat rice, bro.
Yeah, my dog likes rice and shit.
Bro, this guy will eat anything, bro.
This guy will eat literally anything.
They follow me around.
I don't mean anything, anything, yeah.
You drop anything, bro.
They're just like pop up.
Cheese is his thing.
If you give him cheese, bro, it's game over.
Game over.
It's true.
Peanut butter too, bro.
Oh, the peanut butter.
Yeah, but you have to give them the rubber
yeah you know like normal peanut butter human peanut butter is bad for them because it's got
something in it that they're not allowed to have yeah check it google that shit huh so you get
like a doggy peanut butter my girl was my girl was telling me we've got some for him but it's like
nine bucks at the pet store at like pet value damn see i didn't even know that
bro the worst thing on christmas day so fucking obviously my pops everyone's around and that and
we're having a beer opening presents and shit and this guy's got excited because obviously
crystal wrapped some presents for him do you know i mean for him to like open and shit not fucking
my dad ted obviously and uh she gave him a present and this
guy got excited and his tail started wagging and he knocked half my beer over but when he's knocked
half my beer over like you know dogs in it bro he's straight licking it up and bro when i say
this guy was actually pissed bro you i think he was actually drunk like i took him for a walk
afterwards for like an hour later and his like back legs all giving way and you know
he did you well weren't you
but yeah he got drunk
on Christmas day bro
he actually got drunk
yeah he actually got drunk
and then I googled it
and they actually said like
it's poisonous for them
to have like alcohol
but I think
because he's a big dog
they don't process it maybe
yeah I think he's just soaked in like if it was a little rat dog then i think it would have been
dangerous but so obviously this guy's a big dog like he just drank it all up bro and just carried
on about his day bro my ex was like i dated a vet like a vet chick and the amount of dogs she said
they would come in that ate people's edibles was crazy, dude
And if you google videos of this there's a lot of dogs out there that got into people's and I don't recommend this But the dogs look fried
But he in the day, right, but they they're just
Rocked bro, like push them over. They'll just drop like a rock like they're stiff. They're just fucking
Skeeted out of their mom. But they survive and shit.
My mate did that, and he had to take his dog to the vet.
This was years ago, but he gave his dog a space cake, like an edible cake.
And the dog started puking up and shit, but I'd take him to the vets.
We were young them times.
Yeah, I don't do that, but I'm saying if they got into your shit,
that happens more than because dogs will eat anything,
especially something that smells good
Don't leave them things around guys
Well, I had these edibles in my garage and I forgot about them and it was like out like shed type garage
I came in there like the next day and mice had eaten the path through the pack
I'm like these
Stoned out of their mind right now. So yeah, it was fucking hilarious
Yeah, it was some gummies or some shit and they just like ate through the pack
There was like two left in there or something. They were all gone. I was like, you know these motherfuckers hungry. All right guys Pepe
Are we back? Well Pepe lead the charge
Will these other coins start to pump?
What are your theories?
I want to pick the brains in the room.
Let's get into it.
You got James Wynn losing his fucking mind over this shit, which is hilarious.
James Wynn.
I've been Pepe.
He's in the lead on his own.
Dude, he's going Pepe crazy, bro, which is funny, right?
I don't know.
I love this shit, right?
Did anyone buy the fear the last few weeks?
I'll be honest. I was DCA and Pepe down from five to four to maybe like three, eight.
And then I just stopped, bro.
And I've been holding my notes.
I should have probably been buying recently.
Was anyone buying?
And be honest, right?
The last few weeks when no one gave
a fuck about the shit were you buying the shit or were you just riding i've been buying bitcoin
sub 90 i haven't even looked at pepe none of you guys have bitcoin in here stop this lie
why you think i got the bitcoin orange shades dog there's four bros in here with bitcoin maybe
what do you mean i got bitcoin and it's me and three of my alts.
The fuck we talking about?
Bitcoin is my savings.
Kiro, what's up on your neck of the woods?
I see you hosting these spaces with Mika and shit.
You ain't bringing your boy in here.
Level me up, bitch.
People are saying I'm the next red guy, bro.
Level me up, Kiro. Bro, I would have let you up, bro. All you saying I'm the next dread guy, bro. Level me up, Kiro.
Bro, I would have let you up, bro.
All you have to do is request.
No, I didn't even go in.
I just peaked and I was busy.
But I said, look at my boy.
I just do this thing.
Yo, the thing is with me and Mika is we've been friends for long enough that I already.
So it's like I just have to do her thing
LA buddies
Me personally
I don't need to go to LA
Well she's Canadian bro
Yeah she's Canadian
Let's be real
I think she's the only Canadian that made it out
Her and fucking Gabby
The rest of you motherfuckers are locked on that
Fucking peninsula of fucking Death Canadian, they made it out, her and fucking Gabby. The rest of you motherfuckers are locked on that fucking peninsula
of fucking death.
I'd rather die in Canada
than Dubai, man. That place is hot
as a fucking...
You're going Canada
over Dubai?
Every day of Dubai.
Okay, hear me out. Dubai seems lit.
I haven't been, but it's problematic
about the weed for me because I like it
So it's like how good is you have paradise without the weed that seems like it's just
You can get weed out there, bro. I ain't trying to get my head cut off, dude
That's what I'm saying, bro
Hey, you guys go in there like I'm gonna sneak weed and stuff. What are you, nuts, bro? I'm not getting
You don't need to sneak it.
You can get it.
Nah, I'm not doing it, bro.
You want to talk about paranoia?
Imagine being lit in Dubai.
You're picturing them coming in your door.
You're smoking in your bathroom, blowing into the vent.
Nah, dude.
All of a sudden, an alarm goes off.
Like, whoop, whoop, whoop.
Life in prison.
Maybe if I jet skied out somewhere, I took a little hit of a pen or some shit.
But nah, you ain't.
That's like going to Thailand and chewing gum or something like, bro.
Or wherever, Singapore.
I don't know where that place is, bro.
Oh, bro, there is people that got caught with vapes in Singapore.
Yeah, it's crypto people.
Don't be stupid when you travel.
Study the laws, dude.
Why would you even fly with a fucking weed vape, though?
Yeah, dude, I have a friend who got caught with weed in his ass, bro.
Talk about embarrassing, dude.
Just don't do that, right?
That's fucking crazy.
Holy fuck, bro.
I'd rather not smoke weed.
But, yo, the thing is, I would never go to places where I can't smoke weed anyways.
I have no interest in places where I can't smoke weed.
I'm not addicted.
I just don't like being told I can't smoke weed.
You sound addicted, but, yeah, I understand what you're saying.
No, no, no, no, no.
That'd be like an alcoholic.
God, that place doesn't have alcohol.
Nah, dude.
Come on, man.
I got you at this point, bro.
All right, Caddy.
Are these other memes going to run because Pepe is?
Because that's what every guy trapped in a fussy fucking animal is thinking right now.
They're like, oh, my God.
We need some runner, right?
We need pepe to
lead the way in a sense right because that has the most liquidity out of all kind of memes
we're bringing smash buys back everybody in this room right now buy 50 of pepe now so i can sell
a little clip it's a joke i had pepe on crypto.com that i forgot i had bought when they went remember when they got
listed on crypto.com i was like all right fuck it i'm gonna go over there and like grab some
no one you don't remember that you were a porky bro what are you talking about i was
you were a goddamn porky bro so son of a bitch. You can't hold more than one year's 20 ever.
Yo, can you let me?
We got you back.
Oh, my God, dude.
They don't want my boy in here, dude.
They can't handle that snow over there, Cax.
No, it's a certain southern gentleman with some kind of a jammer I heard.
He's got the frequency of my show.
He's blocking people from coming in here.
He doesn't want Kuro here.
He doesn't want the clout. He doesn't want Crumpet in this motherfucker.
He doesn't want Rich here with the fucking Goona Rich shower cap.
Also, tell Dr. Robotnik to get his bitch ass in here. I unblocked him.
Have you unblocked him?
One last time. I unblocked him. Have you unblocked him? I did. One last time.
I swear to God.
Oh, hey, while we're on the subject,
being a man of God like myself.
Dude, I swear to God,
I'll fucking destroy him myself.
Why did you block him last time?
He just always does stupid shit, dude.
Why did you block him last time?
I thought you were all right.
You know why?
I'll tell you why.
Al-Qaeda's heard him slip up one day on an angry rant,
and he'll just never let me forget it, bro.
I just don't know why.
I've spoke on it.
I've owned it.
It's not a great moment.
He never will let it go.
Just put a Romilio PFP on.
No, no, no, no.
We're not doing that.
I'm not, I'm going a different route.
But I've owned that, right?
It's like, okay, fuck with me or don't, but...
Just, I don't know.
If you're my friend, either, I don't know, dude.
Just, the dude always brings it up and gets me going.
Let it go, okay?
Or don't fuck with me, I guess.
One of the two.
Right? I don't know. Anyways, I guess. One of the two. Right?
I don't know.
Anyways, I unblocked him yesterday.
He's probably asleep
because he's up all night
doing degenerate shit
Are you on an unblock arc, Alk?
Yo, the rabbi's asking
for an unblock.
The rabbi. Who the fuck is that? He said he supports your show asking for an unblock. Who? The rabbi.
Who the fuck is that?
He said he supports your show and you got unblocked.
Christ is king in this motherfucker, bro.
Yeah, but we can still accept other people for their beliefs.
I don't think I don't know what happened on 9-11.
That's not a representation for all of them.
Wait, I probably shouldn't say that because Elon follows me, dude.
Yeah, you can't be picky with your juice.
Yeah, you're right.
I'm open to all religions.
This is a man of God.
It's true.
He wasn't in on 9-11.
He probably doesn't know Elon.
There's a 0.25 Ethereum unblock fee from now forward.
I would ask Doc to do it, but he's broke.
Actually, that's just a joke.
I like that.
Anyways, good morning, good morning.
Kiro's here.
Kiro, you've brought zero cloudy people in here yet.
What's going on?
No anybody.
Can you bring them in?
Can you bring in the White Whale, James Wynn, anybody, dude?
I'll take James Wynn, dude. Just. I'll take James Wynn, dude.
Just get me someone.
James Wynn?
That guy hates me, bro.
James Wynn's that guy.
He follows and unfollows me like twice a week.
Jason for me.
Yo, hold on.
Get Jason.
After he did that, I was just like, yo, I'm not.
Jason, get in there, bro.
He did that with you as well?
Yeah, he's followed and unfollowed me a few times.
It doesn't have to be fair, bro.
It doesn't have to be fair.
I don't remember him from the Pepe days.
Like, I remember the name in the space, but I don't remember him, like, talking or anything.
I don't remember the Yuzhan spaces with him.
He was in a couple of the Pepe chats, but I don't ever remember him on the space or like that.
Yeah, I think he hosted shows with Yuzhan back inpe chats, but I don't ever remember him on the space or like that. Yeah, I think he hosted shows with Izan back in the day,
but I don't even remember that.
I think Izan.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Maybe I'm mistaken.
I just know him because he was in one of the Pepe chats that I'm in.
You got guys changing their last name to win and shit.
Guys, don't do this.
This shit's fucking cringe, dude. You got guys changing their last name to win and shit guys don't do this Didn't he start calling the other boys club ones or like Andy or something
Alchemist Kurokax
It's like come on dude
She got her alchemist DJ
It's like come on guys don't do this
His moot stood around
I think he lurked somewhere in some weird sector of Twitter.
I saw he launched a CCM, too.
He was, like, too extreme.
He docks himself.
Was it worse than you thought?
He's mad old, right?
He's an old gentleman.
When he tried to sue Bobby
Zoo over a stolen meme was
peak CT, dude. We didn't even know
how good it was at that time.
Where's Bobby Zoo, by the way? Need him to bring him back.
Bring him back.
We forgive him.
I mean, we forgive fucking Andrew.
Hold on. He could have come back around,
these guys, bro.
They don't have the Rolls Royce, right, they had the Hyundai,
they didn't have the elevator, right, they had the stairs, shit, and that's okay, dude, I don't have
an elevator, the fuck, I'd be in that shit all the time, pressing buttons just to stun on you
bitches and shit, I don't have it, I didn't tell you I had it, right?
Elevator, dude, I would just be
smoking weed and that fucking thing
between floors when my kids were looking for me.
I'd press the fucking
firefighter button and just
That's a joke, bro.
People are like, oh my god,
how could you do that?
Relax, dude.
This is good.
Anyways, Pepe's bumping.
Our meme's back.
Cicasa, ambassador of memes.
Come up here.
Come up here.
It's probably early for this guy.
I'm requesting him to come up.
Kira, where do we go from here, dude?
I think we go a little bit lower.
We're on the catalyst, dude.
Yo, but here's the thing, bro.
Get him out of here, guys.
Until the government gets their shit together.
Why are you depressed right now?
They're sending all the money to Somalia.
If they let you guys
keep your money, the number
would be higher, bro.
But all your money's going to Somalia, brother.
Shut the fuck up.
Canada is wrecked, bro.
First of all, you're owned by England.
Cax will tell you.
You're owned by the fucking You're giving all of our money to fucking India, bro.
You're owned by the fucking, trust me, the crown.
That's a fact. That's a fact.
So anything of value, they've extracted on you.
All you're left with is cold and nothing.
They got a fucking nonce as the fucking king of England.
Ah, don't come for it.
Yeah, bro. My team, my king is going on over there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They got a nonce tax to England, bro. Yeah, but Cora, it. Yeah, bro. My team on the thing is going on over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're not a
God-sabbing tax
to England, bro.
Yeah, but Cora,
we own Canada, bro.
Come on, bro.
No, they do.
you guys put your
former head of
the Bank of England
as our prime minister.
Yeah, but I'm not
a royalist.
I'm not a royalist.
It's only gotten worse
since that guy got here.
All I'm saying is
when Canada appoints a prime minister
That motherfucker has to kiss the rig
Of the royal family
Yo how do you have a country
So small running you like that
Oh my god dude
One day we're going to get you people, and we're going to fucking reject this.
Hey, the thing is, England doesn't even want you.
They would have colonized you, dude.
They don't even want you.
They're just extracting from you.
Side piece.
You're a side piece.
It's too cold for them, motherfuckers.
You're a side dish.
You're a coast dish.
They're just crazy, dude.
You're the free wings.
You don't even acknowledge you in public, bro. You're like the side piece. Yeah, dude. You're the free wings. They don't even acknowledge you in public, bro.
You're like the side piece.
At least we got better healthcare than you, niggas.
Yeah, with 50% fucking tax.
They're making sure all the Somalians are good, but niggas are dying, bro.
Listen, you can't knock the hustle, bro.
You can't knock the hustle of daycare.
Oh, man, dude.
America is going through it, right?
Yo, bro, we're all going through it.
That's what I'm trying to show you.
Our situation is way worse than yours, man.
Like, you guys can actually fucking make it out of here.
You just got to deport about 100,000 people.
We're probably going to send them up north to y'all.
There's room.
Bro, but we don't have nothing to give them. They're not going to send them up north to y'all, there's room bro, but we don't have nothing to give them they're not going to stay here
we send them to England because England's getting all of our money
like fucking Somalia
hey, what country do you think is favoring the best
through all this right now
if you had to guess, right
there's got to be a few countries making
America's not doing good. Obviously
Canada's going through it. UK is having some
issue. Like, what country
is fucking doing okay?
Probably like Norway or something. Oh, what's the
country in South America where the president
bought Bitcoin?
Because I seen the parade the other day. They look like
Brazil. El Salvador?
I think it's Brazil.
El Salvador.
Their shit is...
Yo, bro, they're throwing all the retarded people in jail
and literally just buying Bitcoin with all of the things that they seized from them, bro.
The side should be.
El Salvador.
It really is.
El Salvador got a loan from the World Bank,
but they had to take Bitcoin out of their currency
in order to get the loan.
They had Bitcoin, but they can't use it
because of the loan they got from the World Bank.
Hungary, I think, was doing okay.
What was the one up there by Denmark
that was spraying the immigrants with the fire hoses
at the fucking barbed wire fences?
They're doing okay.
Oh, Poland.
Yeah, Poland.
I say Denmark. Right, right? Yeah. with the fire hoses at the fucking barbed wire fences they're doing oh poland poland yeah poland i say denmark right yeah uh denmark denmark cucked themselves they were like one of the first to important northern africa oh forget that country japan they nipped it at the bud they like started
to bend the knee and then they were like holy shit they fucking hit reverse on that real quick
they're doing all right um other than that everybody's pretty much fucked the only reason
the u.s is where it is is because we still have a bunch of fucking guns here and like shit can get
really fucking crazy really fast if everyone got like super angry but they keep testing everyone
to see like if they'll get super angry and i'm not so sure that there's enough people that'll
get super angry unless like shit got really dangerous you have to take our have to take
our food away probably yeah away America goes against the military
It's a wrap
Civilians will die
They will not be able to beat the military
The military is not going to shoot on the two civilians
That's what I was going to say
There will be a civil war at that point
That's not the right word
There will be a breakdown
None of this shit's gonna happen.
We can't stomach, bro.
We can't last like if there's a protest
like for like three days.
A civil war?
Forget about it.
We won't even...
No, but some people will last.
That's crazy.
I'll be fine.
I'm down here in the hills.
I got mad fucking guns.
Yeah, some people will survive.
I got mad guns.
It'll be like Walking Dead
or any of these shows you've seen
where it'll be complete chaos,
Wild West.
Who brought him up here?
Who brought him up here?
This dude came out of the swamp.
He started hearing guns and revolution talk, and he came out of the swamp.
Don't do that.
Drew Roberts.
Who the fuck brought him up there?
Yo, Drew Roberts, man.
Drew Roberts.
Everyone put your hands up.
Drew knows he's a scammer.
Everyone put your hands up.
Don't let him be by himself.
Give me a second here, high-functioning. Get him out of here. Listen, man. He knows he's a scammer. Yo, bro. Everyone put your hands up. Don't let him be by himself. Give me a second here. High functioning.
Get him out of here.
Listen, man.
He knows he's a scammer.
I was just about.
He put up his hand so I could do this.
All right, guys.
Wait, did this liquidity unlock already?
Drew, did you get your E?
There was a bunch of liquidity pools unlocking in, what, December, right?
Drew's rich, right?
All true. First, SRE, the cancer warning on the Copenhagen can. Locking in what? December, right? Drew's rich right now. Churro first has to
read the cancer warning on the
Copenhagen can. Wait, hold
on. Did you get your ETH
unlocked from all these coins you made
over the years?
Tell us the truth.
Churro first has to read the cancer
warning on the...
Answer the fucking question, bro.
Yo, Alchemist, I'm going to give the crowd a little warning just because, you know we go, guys. Yo, Alchemist.
I'm going to give the crowd a little warning
just because, you know, you don't want them to get
scammed. This is my buddy
Drew Roberts. He's a scammer.
He's a pretty good one. He's going to talk about
liquidity pools, V3s,
V4s, how to fucking
you know, rub the
liquidity on your own.
I heard he taught easy how to do what he does.
80% sales tax and shit.
You guys knock the hustle down, bro.
There's a really good tactic
where he'll make a coin
and he'll send you some of the supply
and then as soon as you buy into the coin yourself
with your own money,
he rugs the fucking liquidity.
That's another good money.
I have never rung.
That was EZZ.ETH.
That's easy money. Actually, I like to work another good money. I have never rung. That was EZZ.ETH. That's easy money.
I actually, I like to work for my money. Like, shit. I get paid
by clients. I want to be
Alchemist, are you a repeat client?
Because I could have sworn I lost six
shit coins. What the fuck's wrong with your voice?
Are you okay,
Are you good?
Been drinking that swamp sauce.
Nah, he's never stopped like that.
He's been in that group home.
He's been in that group home no more, I bet.
Yeah, something's going on.
There's no accountability.
What the fuck's going on with your voice, dude?
He's changing sex.
Wait, is he manic right now?
Are you manic?
Are you having an episode like when you left your truck on the side of the road with a laptop in it and you just walked away from it?
So six months ago, X402, this open source code came out.
It's the most beautiful thing I've ever read.
It's best since five.
If you don't answer the question about your ETH, this dude had hundreds of ETH ready to unlock.
Did you get your hands on the shit?
Are you high on drugs right now?
No, I'm not high on drugs.
I got the E.
Donate some of that E to the room right now.
Donate fucking 10
E to the room, divide it up
to every listener
or I'll never talk about it again.
Yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely. No, I'm here to come
clean, pay my debts as to society to Web3.
All right, so do it.
Give it up to the room.
We'll do the math right now.
So you all are venture capitalist, fundraising, VC, family and friends around, really.
Friends, I'm sorry.
Put the fucking ETH up, dude.
The stolen ETH.
And give it away to the room or I'm throwing you the fuck out.
That's what I'm doing now.
I'm a renegade out here.
I'm strong on you, bro. Was it what I'm doing now. I'm a renegade out here. I'm a strong
on you, bro. Was it stolen?
Yes, it was stolen, bro.
What did I say? Five or ten?
Now it's ten. Tenny's
giving away to the room. The number of people
in here besides the grease trap
divided equally now or I'll never
talk to you again because you have it.
Okay, I have it to me.
I have it to me. Alright, but tinny i have a tinny all right
but let cool talk first cool ask me for my addy bitch right now dude i'm strong arming you and
we're giving it away watch me i'll give all of it away fucking do it or i'll never fucking speak
to you again because you probably have no i'm sending to curl.eth And he can send the bitch to you
EBT with Doc
Doc stole EBT from you
I had nothing to do with that
Dude, that's
FoodSans, man
How low did a hood rat go?
Don't you talk about Doc in that fashion
But he stole that ticket from you
It had nothing to do with me Stop that Don't you talk about Doc in that fashion. But he stole that ticket from you.
It has nothing to do with me.
Stop that.
That was a tally ho.
The hurricane, man. You better be asking Kiro for his daddy.
Kiro, has he asked for his daddy?
It's Kiro.eth.
Listen, I'm Drew Roberts at ETH.
You're alchemist at ETH.
I don't have Alky.
I don't have Alky.
Don't send it there.
Don't send it there, bro.
Oh, send it.
Andrew Roberts.eth sent me
to me. He drew Roberts.eth
because he made the money.
This is drugs, everybody.
Yeah, he's a mess or something, dude.
Nah, it's 9-pound hammer.
It's 9-pound hammer, guys.
He hit a lick on an idea he has for X402 It's a mess or something, dude. Nah, it's 9-pound hammer. It's 9-pound hammer, guys. Listen, I'm over the other Spirits.
He hit a lick on an idea he has for X402,
and now all he's going to talk about is the X402 shit.
Yeah, it's going to be on repeat like the other Spades.
If you go to my other Spades, it's on repeat.
I just record it.
I'm taking you down.
You're sending the 10 ETH for the audience, or I'm taking you down. You're sending the 10 ETH for the audience,
or I'm blocking you.
You go five minutes removed from speaker.
If this doesn't happen, permanently blocked.
I swear to God, because that stolen ETH,
that's a light fee for the room.
I think it would be a win for everybody today.
It would be a big thing on CT,
and you'll never do it.
But if you did do it,
you would almost start to redeem yourself
in a way. And you can deploy another one if you
do it. It's basically .1
for everyone in the room.
Not too shabby.
You put that in Morgue right now.
Wait, surprise.
No grease trappers though.
Did you do that math?
Yeah. I ain't giving the grease trappers, though. Did you do that math? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I ain't giving the grease trappers shit
because I don't know who you are.
Yo, and then when everyone makes money on Pepe,
then you put that into Mog after.
It's true.
They kind of run different.
We're going to do it all again, dude.
We're going to do the whole fucking thing over again.
How fucking retarded is that?
Except for it's coming with coins.
Yo, I actually sold Pepe to buy Mog at like 150k Mog.
So it's actually crazy.
You're a sick son of a bitch.
I'm a nasty motherfucker.
Retweet the room.
Okay, guys.
Is this little pump sustain?
Do we build on it?
Or are people going to cheat it?
I guess let's talk about that
Let's talk about that elephant in the room people are broke right now. Are they gonna let it ride?
For real we can say
2006 we need
We know people are okay. I won't say broke. I'll say people are people are hungry right they're wondering is it gonna sustain right?
I'm broke dude. I'm super broke
I'm deployed
No, we need to see what it's gonna do when it tries to check back in with 100
I mean, I'm not really concerned with anything until I see Bitcoin try to check back in with 100 and see what kind of behavior
We get to be honest with you. It's really's really hard to tell what could happen moving forward from there
I do think at some point that ETH is going to leave everyone sitting on their fucking hands
for sure because that's just how things work I don't know I'm done trying to fucking I'm done
trying to think it's happening in fucking 60 days I done fucking blew up dca shit thinking that it's not if it's when
oh yeah yeah that's what i'd be saying too right i said that too i said when it's when it's gonna
leave everyone sitting on their hands it's gonna rip hard real hard probably up past five or six
and people are gonna be like what the fuck fuck but again like I just don't know when
like when I kept seeing
that fucking as being now-ish
and I'm now still looking
at this and I'm like this could be another 60 or
I don't know
to buy crypto that's what we need
I agree with you I think that
it's going to rip like around
after the Clarity Act
is passed.
It's hard to say, bro.
It's just so fucking hard to say at this point.
I can say I'm really confident
in the DCA at these levels, though.
I was really confident in August, but
I'm super fucking confident now because I was wrong
as fuck in August.
I doubt I'm going to be that wrong twice.
That's how I feel about that whole situation.
I mean, the stable coins are going to be using, you know, ERC-20, right?
And ETH spent a trillion dollars on security, and BlackRock is, like, heavily invested in
And even Michael Saylor was talking about getting ETH, too.
So, yeah, it's definitely going to be a token it's going to be here for you know here to stay
oh it's not going nowhere it's super it's the most secure it has no downtime it's got
all the stable coins like there's a million reasons why it ain't going anywhere but like
is the play area it going to be here is what i'm looking for right our our playground you know
the liquidity that provides the move and memes and nfts um you know that's what
we're kind of all waiting for but yeah there's no doubt nothing's happening with e though it's
fucking it's solid like that's probably like my highest conviction but what besides bitcoin and
yeah but how long did we chop at 15 to 1700 for fucking ever 23 to 24 we stayed there that's just
how i feel about where we are we're in that pocket
that east loves to be consolidate and pop up or down i don't know we could be back at 1600 again
guys i mean we're not is it that bad i keep telling myself that when things have gotten so
quiet it's that bad right i think it's i think it's severe underperformance against the value
of the asset and the perceived value that wall Street has towards it and anybody with like real money that's building anything
That undervaluation, I think catches up.
I don't, you know, could it go back towards 16 and 1500?
Why the fuck not?
I mean, like all this shit can go wherever the fuck it wants, but I don't know.
It's got too much hype around it.
It's underperformed too much to not do the thing.
The real question is, do you get a new all-time high on Bitcoin
before you get ETH running hard and the price discovery?
That's the real question.
It's an unpopular opinion, but I think Bitcoin's done most of its move this cycle.
Yeah. I don't know. So I say i want to see it at 100. i want to see it go back up and try to check in with 100k
what does it do with that psychological level of like six figure bitcoin you know can we reclaim
that 104 105 level that was like holding really strong before we broke down 108 whatever the fuck it was um all that's super and fucking
important because i think like if if you reject up there and you fall back under 100
it's probably where you're gonna see eth get you know make some moves before you get a bitcoin
all-time high again um who the fuck knows though all i know is the shit's hard as fuck the time
especially the meme coins god damn it they hard as fuck to time Especially the meme coins
God damn it, they're so hard to time
Buy and hold
You know what, we needed a little something to talk about because it's been
dry here i'm gonna take pepe pumping put it reignite the little mean coin cycle again
as something exciting now could it just fucking sell off sure but you know what i'm gonna
celebrate this morning bros are up a little of enthusiasm. People stuck in some kind of animal.
Are feeling some kind of renewed hope.
I'm gonna chalk that up as a W, bro, for the new year already.
We'll see what happens, right? I don't know.
Exciting. Something positive, uh, kind of bubbling we'll see i don't know guys but
fucking 2026 starting off in some kind of positive note for our little sector of ct
um you can see the little bit of catalyst event has trickled into more people excited this morning
to talk and come up and pop onto the elkK show. And I told you guys, it just takes something to happen here.
And things turn around really fast on a dime will break your ankle.
So, I don't know if I expected it so soon.
But I'm going to embrace it and have a little fun with it.
And also not get lost in the sauce of it, you know.
Got another gooner.
Retweet the room.
I'm trying to work on that, you fucks.
Gets a few people in here.
We're talking.
We're cultivating the conversation.
Who knows where it goes, right?
Who knows where it goes? We try to pull a
few of y'all up here, bro. Legends. I don't think we're quite there yet, but this looks
fucking promising. Do you see that wick on Pepe up to fucking 4.2 billion? No, honestly,
I haven't even pulled up the chart on that bitch. I haven't looked at my wallet. I only know it's up because people were posting about it.
That's how much I don't give a fuck.
It's up like 35% right now over 24 hours, which is like, you know, it's kind of insignificant to the whole downturn, but it is significant compared to the rest of the whole market.
There's a wick there that fucking wicked up to $4.2 billion.
I mean, it's currently at $2.3 billion.
So what are we, like 55%, 60% down from all-time high now, like somewhere?
Because the other day we were down 85%.
So if we went another 30% or 40%, right?
It was all-time high.
It was 12%.
I just call it 12% to make it a round number.
And it's at $2.3 billion. Damn, it's at 2.3 with a pump where were we it was at fucking like 1.5 oh my god see i didn't look because i didn't want to look at my wallet down that fucks me up guys i'm still i guess
unlocking that part where uh i can ignore these and I'm just fine.
But if I look, I don't even know where my bet they wallets are at right now.
I can guess, right?
I think I kind of know.
It doesn't matter.
You'd be adding at this point at any time to sell.
Yeah, exactly.
That's what I mean.
All of them are like that.
Shit like Pepe, Moger bitcoin cult dude with my with vitalik putting on the m'lady i fucking disposed my cult position in
order to get in the scythe like and i knew that it was gonna because cult has these like random
runs where it just pumps 100 for no fucking reason it's so dumb like i mean like dude months ago
nothing was running and cult
ran from like fucking 39 million to like 100 million and then went back down to like 40 and
punched 100 again so it gave like a like a 2x or 3x and then a 2x way behind it um but all of those
at some point are gonna move you know these original ones that have been around since you
know two three years now um i'd like cura's
idea of saying that like you know pepe leads again and then these all run behind it i think
that's probably like a pretty fair assessment i said that you son of a bitch he stole it from you
he does that he's really said that last week i said it but that would make sense because like
look so many people like so many people left or got run
over on fucking on solana that like you can't really expect this like mass migration back from
solana but the people that are left in eath memes and the people that like won't sell their eath bags
if they consolidated back towards pepe for a moment into like a push i could see that like
reigniting the same kind of fucking cascade of liquidity outward.
I love how you think that's funny.
I think you should come up here and give us your take.
I too have thought that.
That's what Taylor was saying.
Taylor's in a diehard Alk,
I'm not even sure.
I'm not even sure.
let's say they are.
They show up all the time.
I'm not just sure the gender of my listeners.
Don't you belittle my fucking listeners.
How dare you?
No, you shut up, Al.
Look who it is.
The prodigal son.
Frisky one. The prodigal son. Frisky one.
The prodigal son of James.
Since when do you let Kuro and High Function?
Don't you drop that word
that you've been saying lately.
I didn't say anything.
I said master Kuro and high functioning.
Kuro, just so you know,
this guy's been saying some slang
I don't think he should be saying.
We're going to keep our...
He calls me the K-word often.
Nah, nah. It's worse than that.
Much worse.
Anyways, guys, good morning.
Grand Rising. Wait. Alchemist and
It's a new show we have. I'm paying
Kiro nothing to come here every day
and fucking I'm over.
Yo, check your DMs. I don't come every day,
bro. Just check your DMs.
Wait, DM me?
Yeah, of course. I'm surprised you come ever,
Kuro. You don't look that sexy.
Yo, bro, I come
all the time.
Hey, buddy. You just said
you did it. Nah, nah. Sometimes he's funny,
dude. It's like one out of six
tries, probably.
He has his moments, bro.'s funny, dude. It's like one out of six tries, probably. Yeah, he has his moments, bro.
He has his moments.
What the fuck does this mean?
I'm not...
It's auto-clipping.
It's going to auto-clip your show.
And then put you into a page of other shows.
I'm going to hook you up with the guy to...
Yeah, yeah, but I'm here every day. Feel free to come by
whenever, to be honest with you.
Okay, sweet. Perfect.
He said he can't come up right now.
He's in Bangkok
on a personal
Lady boys.
He's on a fucking roll.
Yo, Al's got did giggles today, yo.
Al's happy today.
I like that.
Yo, he's hot when I said that.
Nah, he's not.
He's somewhere.
I don't know.
He's doing...
He's doing Sikasa shit.
He's probably not in Bangkok.
These are things I say to get people going, but it's not true.
Yo, Al got laid last night, yo.
It's personal juice where are we going in the market what do you think memes back give us your uh sometimes
you say things that are poignant yeah yeah yeah so i've been doing perps for a while so i've just
been trading majors so bitcoin is uh still um I'm still playing Bitcoin in 96, about 100K.
So we're going to get a relief rally right now.
So all these meme coins, all these NFTs are going to pump.
And then I just kind of-
NFTs are pumping for real?
I think Bored Apes are like two ETH or something, aren't they?
It's a fucking madness.
I mean, you heard Milady's pumped.
You heard Milady's pumped.
Hey, what if Milady's, I thought about this last night, High Function.
Hey, what if Milady's...
I thought about this last night, High Function.
What if, as a troll,
like, the bass bro started buying the Bored Apes
and, like, flipping the culture
and making them fucking different?
I thought about that.
Nigga, ask me a question and then cuts me off.
Yo, I knew you were gonna do that.
I knew you couldn't wait.
Look at him.
All right, I have to take him down for a second.
Why do they do this, Carol?
Bro, he cannot help himself.
He's redheaded, guys, with freckles.
He kisses his grandma on the mouth on Christmas and shit.
He doesn't need to say these things.
He does. He definitely kisses his grammar right on the mouth.
I got stuck in my AirPods earlier in the fucking steam room because I don't take my phone in there.
Dude, you remember when you were talking about how you can be an aggressive bottom and not a pillow princess?
Whoa, a pillow princess.
He thinks he's a little bit gay, too.
Yeah, he's always talking about my voice.
It makes me uncomfortable, dude.
He might fuck you.
That's why I'm trying to learn how to sleep on my back now.
I'm training to do it.
It's tricky.
Kira, you sleep on your stomach?
Oh, hell no, bro.
I sleep on my stomach so I don't fuck up my sheets.
Wait a minute.
I have questions about you.
No, hear me out though, right?
How do you sleep on your back, dude?
Bro, because I need to look up at the ceiling in order to fall asleep.
You put the stars up there, the ones that glow?
Counting sheets, they jump over the back
I just be imagining some shit because it's just a blank wall. I just be imagining some shit
I'd go into the portal. You don't close your eyes
No, I got it. I got it off with my eyes open, bro. I gotta be oh, I hit the pillow
I closed my eyes, dude. I kind of get all my pillows and I make like a cave and
I freaked out chicks in the past with this because I like put a pillow over me.
And I'll make like a fortress, bro.
And it probably looks like I'm dead or something.
And that bitch.
No, I swear to God.
I don't know why I do it.
I have like four or five pillows and I just build this fucking pillow fortress.
And I can like see out of this little cabin
swear to god I shouldn't tell you guys this shit
comfy mode bro
comfy mode
comfy mode
I have a sleep on your back like a man
I don't know that That wasn't me.
I let my dog out the back door. Jesus Christ.
Ladies are going to flip board apes and remelios are going to flip the fucking mutants.
And that's what's going to happen.
What the fuck is the mute going for right now?
I don't ever look at them things.
I couldn't tell you.
I remember when fucking Nobu was saying they were going to be a whole thing.
He also tried to get everybody to buy Mad Lads.
Mad Lads or whatever the fuck.
Yeah, dude, I bought them.
M'lady Romilia.
There's a few other ones.
Bro, I had all the derivatives.
You mean, Studer, R8, and fucking.
I don't know, dude.
I can't bring myself to start buying pictures again yet.
I just really isn't the ladies for me.
No, thank you.
I'm not hating on you guys.
I like collectibles.
Dude, I think these ladies are going to run the fuck back up again.
I just feel like they are.
This is crazy what you're saying.
I don't even have one yet. I'm about to buy one.
There's an S tier on the floor right now for like just
over an E. Not anymore.
It might be.
Not anymore, pal.
I know somebody racing to get it right now.
I'll buy it out of spite.
What the fuck can send a message out?
You got people in the timeline.
They're like, I don't like these things, man.
They say crazy stuff.
They're like, but the ones that are wearing the hoods,
you know, the baby blanket ones, they're cool.
There's going to be a resurgence.
I can feel it.
It's building.
Fuck y'all and your photos, bro.
Be who you want to be.
Drew Roberts followed me, dude.
I got to block him.
We can't have that.
We're going into 2026.
He's trying to send you ETH.
He's the first block of 2026.
There it is.
Thanks for playing.
I've considered a mass unblock.
He's a weirdo, dude.
I don't know.
He should be a block.
He's a weirdo when he's not fucked up on drugs,
and he was definitely high as fuck when he was in his room.
So that's a safe block right there.
He's got the ETH.
That's why Ben Thaddeus has the ETH.
He might almost feel bad and give away something to the audience, I thought.
Pauly also has the ETH.
Yeah, but he doesn't have a conscience.
No, a lot of the people who have made it here and I stand by this bro
Like made it made it robbing people. I'm saying not trading or getting lucky
But the people who made it and have robbed you
100% have been sociopathic
People like your lives these people have zero empathy
Still come around and act like they're cool with people and they're just literally
Robbin you blind. You know, there are those people here still come around and act like they're cool with people and they're just literally robbing you
blind they're you know there are those people here and they don't see that they've done anything
wrong and all that's crazy that's crypto though right it's a wild west out here bro but anyways
resurgence of vibes memes pepe leading the charge what will happen will mog and other blue chip memes
follow will some of the smaller caps start to move will we see a little vibe out here
maybe even in the trenches i don't know bro but so far i'm gonna take this as a pretty cool start
to january to be quite honest with you i didn't anticipate so soon. I don't really know what brought this about.
A couple of the fucking cabal bros got together and said it's about time to do this bitch or what.
But it just seems like collectively all of a sudden there's a move and a shift, right?
So do with that information what you will.
But I say we run with it and see what happens right embrace it
make some noise you see some of the ogs pop out you see the memes popping off on the timeline
again i mean let's give it a shot it's like there's a nice little spark on the campfire
you're trying to light this bitch and we could all go around this thing and fan it and try to
throw some kindling and shit in this motherfucker you can just sit there and hope it does some shit i don't know about y'all i'm gonna do my part i'll make some
noise i'm gonna try to fire people up and that's it i mean but if we all do that we could have a
vibe shift here which would be pretty cool considering how dead and dry it's been up in
this motherfucker for real so join me today let's see what we can do out here, man.
You're here all day
anyways, right?
Let's tell some old stories. Let's bring some
vibes back. Let's unite
the tribe.
Or what's left of the tribe.
What the fuck
is this guy doing?
I'm taking bong heads so I can fucking deal with this shit.
God damn it.
Did you fix your fucking smoke detector?
Long time.
Weeks ago.
Where'd it go?
I have it on my Amazon.
I ordered a two-pack
of fucking ammo.
I told the homies in the chat
we were going into 2026
with the fucking smoke detector
I'm surprised we didn't do it.
I lost that, though.
this was weeks ago.
I like to live... I like to live...
I like to live dangerous.
Cax, high function is crashing out again.
What about what?
I don't know.
Dude, he's saying they fucking JPEGs are coming back or some shit.
This nigga put on a Remilio and turned into an NFT Max.
He wants us to buy Bored Aves and make them cool.
I don't know.
He's fucking coming out with these crazy fucking...
I'm an NFT maxi now.
Yesterday he was like,
I want to buy another Nikabas.
I was like, for what, bro?
Yeah, you want the m'lady now.
Because they're going back up
and I'm going to dump it
on everyone's head
and they buy them
for fucking four and five each.
That's why.
I don't think no one's
going to buy that shit
for four and five each.
You're going to get hype
on them again.
I can feel it.
I am not going to buy...
Give me your voice.
I am not buying Nikabas for four or five each, bro. Yeah. You're going to go hype on them again. I can feel it. I am not going to buy it. Give me your voice. I am not buying the Cubs for four or five years, bro.
You're going to go out in your fucking little Lambo fucking SUV.
You're going to reach over, and then there's going to be a note in your fucking, in your
glove box.
It's not true.
It's not true.
It's going to say buy in the Cubs.
It's going to say Remilia.
It's not true.
They don't have these little Lambo stuff.
I'm not bullish on NFTs. No, I'm not nfts is like nfts is just a flex like you make
some money you want to spend it on an nft and it's just literally that yeah i fucked up i ran
up a soul bag i ran up a soul bag i don't usually trade soul and then i went and bought a fucking
2700 picture probably shouldn't have done that it's a liquid uh but you know we're out here
and i always wanted one so we got one.
I thought he was going to say, I ran up a soul bag and then I bought Robotnik's fucking Trump coin and fucking got robbed.
I did, though.
I did buy that.
Wait, he made a Trump coin?
No, Trump.
That's for him, dude.
Trump. What?
Trump coin.
When was it?
These all got robbed.
These all got robbed in the chat.
I fucked up because I goddamn
should have known when I saw a 2x off of a
fucking Dr. Robotic call to just sell
just sell when you see the 2x
oh this was recent
when was it New Year's Eve or New Year's Day
yeah that sick fuck he came out he's like
I'm the tech guy for the white whale coin
we run this shit and then he's like fucking four hours
later he's like I'm getting drunk and walking off
I was like GG dev good job god damn it he sold on everyone and then
went and fucking got smashed uh-huh he's like we'll pick this back up tomorrow
i bet we will i bet we will i don't know what happened guys what did happen it's like i went
and bought a suppressor that same day because the u.s took like the tax stamp off the suppressors and i was like definitely i at one point i 2x and it was
enough to pay for the suppressor but i was like we can 3x or 4x this and i didn't and by the time
i got done buying the suppressor and i got home that shit was right back down underneath of what
i fucking had about so we took like a fucking little bit of a load are you still doing the
jet washing stuff oh yeah well it's december so i mean it's been freezing so the temperature's been
the temperature's been fucking with me dude it's like sometimes in the days it's been like
fucking 50 and 60 degrees Fahrenheit what's that hey there were clues bro when you were talking
with when you were talking with that southern guy one day and he's like i knew i'm behind with the patent of that that
spray you got remember that dude he said yeah yeah i know what about the issue listen when i
went and bought my trailer from wilmington north carolina they knew his name that's like i knew his
first and last name because i talked like him and then they were like oh i guess you can say it now
because doctor undocks the fuck out of them But I talked to him for a second.
They were like, oh, Michael Williams.
They're like, yeah.
I was like, I laughed hard.
So you told Doc.
They're like, he sold his, something happened.
Like he bought or sold the first one for ETH, and that's what got him in the crypto.
Somebody who was doing it already.
But yeah, they knew his ass.
I sold the goddamn house.
Listen, I'm dead serious
it is funny as in the summertime and in the springtime 10k a month easy like not even trying hard cash no tax on it and just slam it straight in the coinbase and rip it right into crypto it
has been the easiest way to put money in the meme coins that i don't give a if i lose it or not
i can highly recommend that i just spray the waters on the roof.
I spray it.
With the XP-90s.
He blocked me.
He blocked the shit out of me.
I haven't seen him or anything of him.
Yeah, I mean, these are jokes to me at this point.
I don't even know what he's up to or what he's saying anymore.
Dude, I was over this shit like the second day y'all started fighting.
It was funny for a minute.
Hey, you can't really say – wait a minute.
You can't say y'all.
I mean all-encompassing.
No, I'm just saying.
I really haven't fought.
I haven't fought with him.
Like this time I was super chill.
He must have came at me for three weeks pretty heavy before I really even like made a joke about the dude back.
So I've been pretty cool. come on dude anyways motherfuckers uh morning show vibes are up pepe's up um could
that be the same thing kind of right people were just waiting to come back look at them
grease trap popping percolating out here you love me you love us you just waiting to come back. Look at them. Grease trap popping, percolating out here.
You love me.
You love us.
You just want to be out here.
Just come out.
Don't be hiding in some weird cobwebby dark closet and shit.
Just come out here and be yourself.
Rock out with the fam.
Retreat the motherfucking room.
Where do we go from here?
Was this the little catalyst we needed to have a vibe reset out here
i think so we're about to find out um it's friday so that's a fucking vibe too
um i'm on a fucking school vacation blur that's wrapping up so i actually just realized it was
friday mentally which is cool um so I'm going to have myself a day.
I hear my son in the background screaming with his friends online.
So he's amped, which is cool.
Hope you guys are winning out here and crushing it.
You got James Wynn losing his fucking mind right now, which is always funny to watch, right?
But I'll allow it.
And I don't know.
I'm really here just to vibe with y'all this morning.
What a cool fucking reset out here.
I've been hopeful.
I've been excited,
but it seems like CT as a whole has not.
So to see people with a little hope and enthusiasm,
it's about fucking time, right?
I'm here for that part.
So today's been cool, man.
I've been slacking.acking i gotta do my workout hold the fuck out here when i went to grab my coffee i let my truck warm up for like
fucking 10 minutes bro uh so yeah if you live somewhere warm fuck you it's fucking frigid
snow i see why people you're on your vacations and shit.
But being on vacation, coins pumping, bro, I've been there.
There is no fucking vibe better than being on vacation
and you see your vacation getting paid for off of these goddamn gains, dude.
I'm sorry.
If you've been there, you know exactly what I'm talking about. You made some purchase or whatever, and your bags are just
pumping as you do it. Goddamn.
More of that, dude.
More of that.
You autistic rain man.
Motherfucker, what's up?
Are we gonna sustain this bump?
I don't know. I don't know.
It all depends, because, um,
you know, ETFs are down and shit, and
um, it's really up to the fucking
big institutions they want to do i know that some of the um the options like the the orders that
were out they moved some of them that were going um to this month but i'm not sure when i think it
ends the month they um gonna be called some shit but i'm not too sure so that helped with fucking the pressure of of um us going downward hopefully hopefully we go up to like you know like a
97 101 around there because if we go if we go below um 85 84 we're probably gonna be hitting Like, $77 for, like, the Bitcoin. If that happens.
Cut the shit.
We're back.
I'm not even listening to Bear Talk anymore, bro.
It's so retarded.
Oh, 68, 62.
Who gives a fuck anyways, bro?
Nuke the shit to 55, bro.
I'll be here excited.
I don't know, man.
We were here at 25K, like, hopeful as fuck. I mean, Jesus Christ, guys. I can't know, man. We were here at 25K like hopeful as fuck.
I mean, Jesus Christ, guys.
I can't take it anymore.
I don't care where these shots go, dude.
I don't care anymore.
But I'm not accepting bear stock right now, dude.
We're on a move.
Nah, dude.
We're pumping, bitch.
Until I see otherwise.
Cut the bullshit.
God damn it.
Why did I call on this guy?
I wasn't really... Say something bullish right now, dude.
ETH to five figures.
Six figures. Thank you. Yes, five figure each. Thank you. Six figures.
Yeah, six figures.
Yo, six figure each, bro.
We need seven figures.
You better watch your fucking mouth when you're talking to me, bro.
Oh, my God, bro.
You better watch your fucking mouth when you're talking to me, bitch.
Oh, my God.
I'd be like Mr. Bernopoli out here. What are you talking about? Oh,
my God, dude. I would.
I'd have a monocle, bro.
I promise you I'd have a monocle.
I could see you in a monocle.
I didn't have a monocle. I'd have two.
It's glasses, bro.
It's just glasses.
It's glasses. It's glasses, bro. It's just glasses. It's glass.
It's not it.
I refuse to get glasses, bro.
I can still see, but every once in a while, there'll be something I can barely see.
I think I'm fucking farsighted.
Do you know what you know is the license plates when you're driving, dude?
If you can't read the fucking license plates, you can't read it.
No, I can read those.
Are you sure?
Like when you're behind the car, you can read it?
I just said yes.
You answered yes really quick.
That's all I'm saying.
Yeah, if I didn't answer yes, that'd be weird.
Maybe you got good eyes.
I just said I think I'm farsighted.
You don't listen.
So you can't read?
No. Farsighted means I can see far
or some shit. Right. So like when you look at the
phone screen, you can't tell who's talking. Everything's
playing. No, I literally can tell.
You're retarded.
Maybe I'm nearsighted.
I don't know.
Anyways, when I went for my motorcycle license
and I did the thing when you look in the machine
I guessed but I got a rest
I had there was one moment in that motherfucker I was like
I was using every neuron I had bro but. But I got it. I got it.
I'm going to get that LASIK or some shit, right?
They tell you there's a chance you're going to go blind.
It's like, who wants to sign up after they tell you that?
It's like, God damn.
I'll set my phone, take our laser pointer, and just see what he can do.
They literally fillet your retina peel it
I've actually watched that before like on this app. You're like yo, it does it cuts like it looks like a cloudy
Layer off for that bitch or something
Fucking eyeballs are weird aren't they
The fuck does that mean?
You need to make sure the volume doesn't go away. Say your blood pressure?
You need to see a doctor, dude.
We don't want the volume to go away at 97, 250 if we make it there.
But if we make it there and the volume doesn't go away...
Kira, what the fuck is he saying, Kira?
Where's Mika, Kira?
Don't get her in here.
I'll leave.
Watch your mouth, dude.
She's sleeping for sure.
We're getting this cloud.
High function.
Yeah, why not?
We're getting the cloudout. High function. Yeah, why not? We're getting the clout.
Why wouldn't she?
High function, what's wrong with you, brother?
I don't know, dude.
He's hating on me today.
I'm not hating on you.
Why would I be hating on you?
That's crazy, bro.
Jesus Christ.
Damn, bro.
You've not been here for too long to hate on you.
We really thought we knew you, bro.
We really thought we knew you.
Thank you, Kira. K really thought we knew you, bro. We really thought we knew you. Thank you, Kira.
Kira sees it.
Yo, bro, you used to be one of the most supportive guys.
I don't know what happened.
Tell him, dude.
I don't know.
Amika makes me annoyed big time all the time.
Yo, let us eat, bro.
What the fuck?
Damn, dog.
Yo, this dude's just crazy.
I hate, dude.
I'm a hater, Art.
It's 2026.
What happened?
Wait, what happened?
What'd you do?
Oh, nothing's personal.
It's nothing personal at all.
It's probably a great person.
Everybody says nothing.
This is shameful behavior, bro.
Personal preference.
Personal preference?
You don't like short girls?
What's up, bro?
You don't want those shorties.
What do you call that?
I like my chicks with 6'1", 6'2".
Jesus Christ.
It's good bone structure.
I want to have Viking warrior children.
What, are you calling for her bone structure, dude?
Heaven's never had nothing to do with it.
I said it was a personal preference thing.
I don't know how we got to talk about that.
What's wrong with her skeleton, dude?
It's the spaces that I don't like.
The Kuro's no spaces, bro.
I was there.
Yo, Kuro's there, bro.
Listen. I'm just personal preference again, bro. I know. Listen.
I'm broke.
Tweet it out right now. Why are we still on this topic?
You brought it up.
My opinion doesn't even fucking matter.
Apparently, it does.
Yeah, what the fuck?
What do you mean your opinion is right?
There's fucking nine girls left here
and two of them are dudes.
How dare you
How dare you bro
I missed the joke
You see the video where there's an Indian dude
And he's moving and it's a girl
You're like, yo.
That's crazy. Did you see the one with that weird nerdy kid
turning his head and he's like the hot gamer girl
on the other side.
They're mimicking each other.
Yeah, that's wild, bro.
Don't give these guys a shit, bro.
You are low-key gay and didn't even know it yet.
How many guys are out there paying
some other dude to generate
content for him?
Couldn't be me.
Couldn't be me.
Who are you hanging out with these days, bro?
What the fuck is going on?
They can't AI knees right.
You just look at her knees.
Wait, what do you mean AI?
Like the filters and shit?
They can't get knees and elbows.
Oh, okay, okay.
Is that what you look for?
I thought you meant they were making women with AI or some shit.
No, they are, bro.
That's fucking gay as fuck.
Dude, they have a filter.
Like a real-time model that reacts to the person.
They mimic the person on camera.
Yeah, like it's gay.
Super sketch.
We're cooked.
I mean, shit fucking...
What's it called?
What's that app that all the girls whore on?
Snapchat. No. Snapchat.
No, Snapchat.
The low-key one.
But that's had that tech forever.
It's just better on the computer.
I think you could slut pack.
Everyone else is worried about the whole time.
I wasn't aware of the filters, bro.
The filters are here, dude, for the ladies.
You know, that's the thing.
It's like...
Fuck, bro.
I don't know, bro.
I can't deal with too much makeup, bro.
Dude, one of my first girlfriends in high school
when I would hug her
she would leave like a white
powder of her face cause she was shorter
than me on my shirt
dude I swear to god
she was like a pretty girl I didn't get it but her face
what the fuck is going on
it's like hairspray for the makeup
you know why, too?
It's because the fucking media and shit makes it so they feel like they have to dress up like clowns every fucking day.
Dude, you know what I hate?
Whoever started the Botox trend of being cool, like, that is awful.
Dude, it is the most awful fucking trend that's been created ever, and I hope we can leave that in 25.
Nah, you know, my thing is, like, when they do their lips, and their
lips look all shiny afterwards,
like, what the fuck is that?
Where their lips, like, blur,
is it because they got too much of the shit or
something, and it bleeds out of the lip?
Nah, but you know what I'm talking about,
right? Is it, like, after they get it done,
but there's that weird, like, glossy
fucking weird look? It's like, bro,
what the, did you go to the wrong
doctor or something?
That I don't like, right?
Poison, and it makes it feel like... Fat titties and shit,
that's cool. The BBLs where the
leg's still small, that looks crazy, bro.
You're that fat,
you got a black eye.
You got a fucking...
It's like a dump truck sitting
on top of a 2x4. Put some fat in the fucking leg too
You got a fat ass and skinny leg?
Like Tim K
She's built like a weeble, bro
You know what I'm talking about
That's not natural
You've never seen a girl with a real fat ass and little legs
It's part of the whole package, dude
It don't work like that, rarelyly. Rarely. Rarely. Some countries
in South America, but rarely.
Ladies don't realize you can build a
booty. Just like you can go to...
All natural. All natural.
Making babies.
It's a year of making babies.
Build that motherfucker.
Kuro knows.
You think that's it?
I don't have any things to...
Not yet, at least.
Everyone should be cranking out,
kids, bro.
Birth race.
Bro, I've been thinking about it.
It's just...
Dude, it's fun, man.
It's really fun.
I've been choosing the wrong
fucking women. I know. Bro, yeah, that's awesome. I's just... Dude, it's fun, man. It's really fun. I've been choosing the wrong fucking women.
I know, I'm really good at picking the wrong one, too.
Society, king.
What the fuck?
Is that another goon?
Who's jocking my fresh?
Space goon. No, I was just stretching, because this next bong hit's going to do? Whoa. Space goon.
No, I was just stretching because this next bong hit's going to do some damage.
Sure you are.
I already gooned, dude.
I've been up since like 4.30.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, I mean.
Put that devil shit on me.
If I goon like early in the day, my day is wrecked, right?
No, I can't be gooning out here.
Takes like all your testosterone.
No, I don't know.
Like takes your will to live, doesn't it?
Not enough to look forward to.
Oh, I can't goon when I get home now.
I'm keeping that goon in the tank.
Go to the gym.
Never goon, man.
Never goon.
Never goon, dude. Already been in the sauna. You're never supposed to goon, man. Already been to the gym, dude. Already been in the sauna.
You're never supposed to goon, bro.
It's true. It's your essence, bro.
They want your essence.
I'm pretty sure it's even, like, in the Bible and stuff.
I don't know about if it's in the Bible.
Nah, but there is something with your prostate, bro.
Yeah, like, don't spill your seed on the floor or something, I swear.
Shut up, not game, dude.
You have to use it or you lose it.
Wait, wait, wait. You have to use it or you lose it too.
That's the thing.
If you don't keep your
shit flowing, you're going to build up so much microplastics
you won't be able to have the baby. No, no, it's true.
Not just that though. Something about your prostate
It's like any purse print. They say don't wear any purse print because you got to keep that shit moving. Why would it be day, Kings. For real. For real.
It's like any purse print. They say don't wear any purse print because you've got to keep that shit moving. Why would it be any
different? I think what they say
a bust a day keeps the
doctor away.
Now you guys multiple busts. That's crazy.
I don't know.
That's what you're doing?
Alright, boys.
It's 11. I don't know where the day's gonna take us today. I still gotta do
my workout.
Let's see.
James Wynn's got a Pepe pepe space wait it looks like it ended
there or he's got one now i'm kidding no he had one before though 51 minutes i see imagine if we
all just went in there and started fucking partying like it was the old time we always
made one big room we should have a party why not why couldn't? We could just make fun of James Wayne all day, too, while we were in there.
No, yeah, 100%.
Why can't we bring back some vibes, right?
Because the LARPs are going to try to do it.
And we can watch Pepe, too.
We've always been here for Pepe.
Motherfuckers fought at Pepe.
Slum Doge Millionaire, Jake Gehane, all these dudes, all the influencer bros, the first week of Pepe. Motherfuckers fought Pepe. Slum Doge Millionaire, Jake Gahan, all these dudes, all the influencer bros the first week of Pepe.
They didn't get any Pepe early. They didn't get the early CA. And all these motherfuckers cried.
They stomped their little feet, and then they bought it later.
And they deleted these YouTube videos and shit out of the screenshots, bitch.
Gotta get the vibes going crazy, and then we launch Pepe 2 and make it a yellow frog.
I went on that first base, and they told me they were going to make NFTs for everybody,
and I told them how retarded that was.
Shit, I'll never forget it.
I went on that very first show they had, and I dogged it.
People in Pepe were mad I was even there. I remember that.
And I was like, nah, I'm so much shit.
Who did that shit? It was the guy
in the fucking... No, no, no.
It was the dude in the fucking...
He wears like the moon outfit in his
PFP. It's an astronaut.
It'll come to me. I can think
of him and the other dudes.
Fuck these clown shows.
I know it.
Wait, who did Moon Pig?
Was that James Wynn too?
Yeah, that was a runner, actually.
I got in that pretty early.
Get in, take your profit. Get the the fuck out that's the game we play stop marrying these
fucking bags guys i'm so sick of it i'm so fucking sick of it don't marry these bags
for real fucking get out the fuck we doing you're proposing i'm having sex and i'm out dude
jesus christ and I'm having sex and I'm out, dude. Jesus Christ.
No, people be up tremendously right now with the meme coins I'm talking about.
Fucking be out, dude.
Pack a moon bag.
That's fine.
Take your fucking profit.
This is musical chairs for the love of Christ already, guys.
How long are you going to do this?
Sick of it. Round triprip gang out here bro take the profit
so retarded you wake up you're up like fucking 50 bands you're like nah i'm gonna wait for another
hundred bro maybe take 20 or something i don't know retarded. I don't get it.
Fucking disgusting.
Kira, what the fuck are you doing?
Everyone's background noise.
Oh, I'm playing video games, bro.
Dude, I got Ark Raiders.
Anyone playing Ark Raiders?
Bro, it's fun as fuck, dude.
I'm playing it for like? Bro, it's fun as fuck, dude. Nah, nah. I downloaded it.
I'm playing it for like 50 minutes.
It's kind of confusing and shit, but...
I keep running into other raiders on the map,
and they're like, friendly, friendly, and I killed them.
That's funny.
But hear me out.
I don't trick them.
It's also fun.
Nah, I was playing with dudes the other night,
and they were like...
Another party came up, and they were like, another party came up,
and they were like, friendly, friendly.
And they were like, dancing around all weird with their guns out.
And I said, yo, guys, these motherfuckers are going to try to kill us, dude.
Sure enough, about a minute later, bro, they started trying to kill us, bro.
I knew it.
I killed these motherfuckers, bro.
That game's tough, dude. Ammo's limited and shit. But yeah, check that game out, guys. I killed these motherfuckers, bro. That game's tough, dude.
Ammo's limited and shit, but yeah.
Check that game out, guys.
I don't know.
Arcaders is good.
I played it a little bit with some of those influencer kids.
Yeah, I saw.
If you stream that right now, motherfuckers are watching.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Even on here.
It's not about how to do that.
It's just so nerdy to try to figure out.
Bro, I've been...
You'd be good at that.
I'll send you this video in a second.
Dude, when I'm narrating my gameplay, when I play Call of Duty or whatever, people love it.
You'd be good at that.
People love it, dude.
You can just talk your shit in here with no video and nothing to watch, and it can be entertaining.
So I think if you put a video game in your hands, too, I think you you could be really like honestly dude i sold a banter bitcoin like a few months ago when
i was playing uh call of duty on my squad we were talking about bitcoin and crypto
and he was a banker and by the end of the match which was short i don't know 12 minutes 14 minutes
him and his wife were looking up crypto and shit i shit you not and he was talking about
how he had about 55k saved up and uh he was i don't know if the dude might have yolo'd into
the market at the time probably at the top but i don't know dude yeah it's fun video games are cool
now i go through arcs where i won't fire up the ps5 for six months so i'm not you guys playing
all day long and shit,
but every once in a while if I'm really bored,
and it's been dry here.
Just a couple days ago, I fired a backup again.
And all these games for Christmas have been on sale,
which is really cool if you guys didn't know that for a few more days.
All these games you love, dude, are all on sale.
I was looking at Steam the other night.
I think it was last night.
It was the night before, and there was so much shit on sale,
and I was thinking.
Dude, there's some game where you're like a knight and shit.
I almost bought it.
But it's like all first person.
I get bored.
I like to go from first to third and bounce around.
So if it's just first person games, I get kind of bored.
But if you're into knights and dragons and shit,
there's some game.
I forget what it's called, but it's on the game store and shit looks pretty cool i don't know guys i do the race car shit and stuff too like forza like the simulators and
shit i'll do on xbox or whatever i mean yeah i've been thinking about getting a like a wheel setup
like uh i had that force feedback yo how do you like it bro like
hear me out they're small so i mean i've only spent up to like 200 bucks on them so maybe they
get better but it's a mini wheel it's got the hamatic and shit right but it just feels like
you're a giant i don't but i will say like when you play like a forza or something and you have the wheel
set up right it feels cool compared to the controller but i've never had the whole rig
now that and i was googling that's what i'm getting bro i want the whole rig with the seat
and stuff it's not expensive dude now if you want it to move, okay, now we're talking different shit.
Yeah, I want the one that's like two bands.
See, I would fuck with that.
I think the chair alone is like
two bands, but it's like whatever, bro.
Because that shit's so fucking good.
Yeah. See, I'm
into that.
But even that, I get bored sometimes.
I go through phases, man. i don't know but yeah our
creator is cool i know the women like oh my god but video games i mean as long as you're not
sucking your life away and not being productive like anything else like weed like i smoke weed
i'm more productive than you guys who don't so i, I don't know what y'all think. I'm always productive, bro.
I'm always awake. I'm always on
some shit. Yeah, I don't stop,
dude. You can't.
why do you have a fucking existence if you're gonna
stop fucking... I smoke weed
as I work out sometimes.
I don't know.
I don't get sativa either. I mean, I don't
get the indica, I'm sorry. I don't get the shit that fucks you up. Fucking ruins your day. I don't know. I don't get sativa either. I mean, I don't get the indica.
I'm sorry.
I don't get the shit that fucks you up.
Fucking ruins your day. I don't get the...
I can only smoke indica.
If I smoke sativa, I get lightheaded
and I gotta fucking knock it.
That should have fucked me differently.
Dude, I have a tolerance for this shit.
Probably like an alcoholic with fucking liquor where it just doesn't even faze me, bro, anymore.
I could burn 10 bucks out and hang out with the president, bro.
He wouldn't know.
No, I'm serious.
I know there's people who know what I'm saying.
Bro, it does nothing for me, bro.
All right.
And I smoke gas.
If you were smoking around me new, you'd die trying to keep up with me.
Like Snoop Dogg or something.
But I don't know.
Also, I'm trying to chill and kind of quit the flower at least and stuff.
It's not good for you.
I'm trying to be more healthy this 2026.
It's real.
It's real. It's real.
I don't want to die, dude.
Dude, you'd be dying too early, man.
Think about that, Kegs.
How many of y'all, your grandpa passed away before your grandma?
Think about what I just told you.
How many of you?
These grandpas ain't lasting, bro.
Grandpas are the shit.
One day you might be a grandpa.
Don't fuck that up.
I don't know if I'm going to be a fucking cool grandpa, bro.
No, for real.
Kiro, you need some kids, bro.
I'm going gonna find you.
Bro, deadass, I know.
I've been thinking about it a lot.
I'm gonna hook my boy up, bro.
High-functioning, too.
I'm gonna hook you up.
Yo, bro, I don't have trouble with women.
I think you do, bro.
I think you do.
Bro, I have trust issues, bro.
I just don't.
That's the problem.
Okay, what happened here?
I've dealt with this.
No, no, no.
It's like, it's, you know, it's more like women won't tell you when they have financial problems.
Yeah, the fuck they will. They'll suffer by themselves.
Then they'll suffer by themselves, and then they'll fucking blame you after
because you didn't fucking read their fucking mind
and understand that they're having fucking financial trouble.
Shorty, I can barely
even fucking handle
my own life.
See, I've dealt with the opposite, where all I hear
about is the shit.
Bro, I don't know.
I guess... I'm just being real.
I don't know how to put it,
bro, but it's probably because of the way that I am.
You had a real one suffering in silence, bro.
What are you fucking talking about?
They be dropping hints and shit.
You had a real one, bro.
She was riding, dude.
What the fuck do you mean, bro?
Call her up.
Jesus Christ.
She knew you had that bread and she wasn't hitting you for the bread?
But, you know, it caused more problems than...
You heard?
I've had birds like, oh, you must not have it like that because you're not helping me.
Like, what the fuck you mean?
So, stay safe out here.
You got it like that.
Stay safe out here, Kate.
That's crazy.
Cold world, bro.
It's a cold
world out here, bro.
I convinced Divish that I was dating
and fucking around with her during COVID.
I stayed with her at her house and I was completely poor
the entire time. It was awesome.
It was like the best LARP that I'd
ever run in my entire life.
Hell yeah, bro.
We didn't have to do anything. We couldn't do anything. I was like, I LARP that I've ever run in my entire life Hell yeah bro I mean we didn't have to do anything
Wait wait you know
I was like I'm poor as fuck
Kuro knows if you have game dude
A girl will pick you up
If you have game dude a girl will take you to dinner
I'm not saying to do this right now but
Kings out here with game who have been down and out
Like Alk before years ago
You've had that happen bro
I'll bring a girl home and smash her on an air mattress, dude, and she'll love it. You guys can't do that in the cold in the winter. You know
how cold an air mattress is on a cold floor in the winter, bro? You're just smashing that thing,
popping it. Maxie, you thumbed down all you want, dude. I'll get you on air. Your back is fucked
after that, Tug. It's your fucking mouth.. He said I'll get you on an air mattress.
Three quarters full.
100%, bro.
I'm people out here, okay?
Cover your ears.
I'm about to spit some gas.
Jesus Christ.
That's a joke.
I'm saying people laughing, bro.
Motherfuckers will be the first ones on the air mattress, legs up.
Fucking air splashing around.
The fuck we talking about?
I told you.
These are jokes.
I'm not joking.
Shoot your shot, King.
What? Go ahead.
Shooter's shoe. He's got a silencer,
so you're going to say it a little louder. Take that thing up.
I don't got it yet. I'm waiting the ATF paperwork won't go through be say
What your chest running through fucking paperwork this morning?
You want to shoot your shot at maxi?
You can't handle that she stuck back in Baltimore. I already left that area. Yo, you got the OG roots, dude
Hey, those things I know she's toxic and I know she's toxic got the OG roots, too. Hit her with the hair. That's the crazy part. 806.
That's how I know she's toxic.
That's how I know she's toxic.
We all love them toxic, bro.
Crazy pussy is the best pussy, dude.
A little crazy.
You can't have them too crazy.
It gets weird.
Yo, all women are crazy, bro.
All women.
Whoa, watch your mouth.
It's true, bro.
All women are crazy.
No, it's not.
Yes, they are. Did this, you know. Nah. Latin. Nah, it's not. Yes. They are. Did this, you know,
all women are crazy.
Latin women.
Latinos, psycho, dude.
Brazilian cycle.
Italians, psycho.
Compound. Yeah.
Sure. It's like a multiplier.
It's dangerous true we found
out some things today high-functioning let's get a crush on making it making
it well he's making the baby in 26 maxi does my boy have a shot high-functioning
maxi does my boy have a shot high functioning damn it
here's everyone I have to go so I didn't mean to put you out there like that
okay oh she's hundred and now yeah she's agreeing in. Yeah, she's agreeing. It ain't right.
Whoa, now she's saying, yeah.
Go for it, K.
We're going to start our own morning show.
You all right with that?
Everyone's telling it, bro, at this point.
That's the thing about that That doesn't bother me because I started my show competing with little David guys
I'm no stranger to
Michael Saylor on his show
Dude I saw that live
Wait a minute
Wait a minute
I saw that live
And I thought it was a clip
And I clicked on it
And it was a whole video
What did I say Oh my How did he do it or some shit and I clicked on and it was a whole video and live. What did I say? Oh my
How did he do it or some shit? Even with the jokes and the stuff? I have no real hate for the guy
I really don't even have like a drastic dislike
Right, honestly a lot of it was funny for me and really wasn't too too serious when it comes to it
Yeah, it was never like like, crazy. Now, there are some people here I really dislike.
And genuinely, if you'll notice, I don't talk about these people.
So, if I talk about you, I don't hate you.
I just wouldn't mention you, to be quite honest with you.
I wish the dude well.
That was a big move for him out here.
I've been trying to get that interview forever.
So, I can't pretend, like, I'm not like, oh, wow.
I'm not going to lie.
Do I still think he's funny and a bit of a top signal?
One million percent.
Do I think the shields he's had are subpar at best?
Do I think he's a horrible person?
It's not like that.
They're jokes.
If you look at the out content towards him,
I don't think it's been really coming from a place of hate.
from a place of making fun of somebody,
which I guess could be misconstrued that way.
But I could show you real
hate, bro, and it wouldn't be like that.
That's it.
No, that shit was funny.
Yeah, it was good times.
It used to be mad funny.
Lighthearted shit, right?
Lighthearted, guys, come on.
It got a little crazy, but yeah.
Honestly, I'm not that deep into it.
I'm not that deep into it.
I'm not that deep into it.
Fucked up by little kids in this game, man.
What game are you playing?
I hate Fortnite.
I hate Fortnite.
I hate that game
Dude I can't build bro
On that game
When the kids start
Building over my head
I'm like fuck
I'll make it till the end
Cause I can shoot
Some little kid
Will build over me
I'm like oh god dude
I just freeze up
And I hide under the structure
It's horrible dude
That's why I used to play Apex
The building aspect used to piss me
all so bad i felt like people were cheating when they were building my son's a beast he doesn't
even play anymore but oh my and i want dude we have like i'll have to check but we have like 500
plus skins like the old ones too one day i feel like i'm gonna be able to sell that account bro you can't yo you know what i seen somebody doing um they
were showing it on their like uh stream or whatever they had like a bunch of fucking um
accounts and every month they just go on and buy all the shit that's on each one of them spend like
i think it was like said 25 bucks a month for a couple years.
And yeah, he sold those accounts for a lot of money.
A lot of money.
That's weird.
But I think that'll be a thing one day.
If you can somehow like archive this.
I don't know, maybe not.
But if video games keep transcending, it'll be like a baseball card or something.
The first in-game items and stuff.
I believe in that kind of thing.
We're talking about GTA tokenizing shit and stuff.
I think that there could be something there with that.
Like when Pokemon first came out, did people really see what that could be?
These early cards?
Magic the Gathering, bro. I was opening these packs with my friends playing the shit if you have these old booster packs from when i was opening these
bitches bro on open they go for bread it's just so strange how some of that shit works right
collectibles man i've been to it but it's like real hit or miss of what will actually be worth money.
Nah, that's true.
I'm heavily into the collectibles stuff.
That's the only reason I really...
Yo, everyone in here should have a
graded Jordan rookie card.
I always say it, bro. It doesn't have to be a high number even.
That should be in your safe.
If you like collectibles and shit,
everyone should have a great deal.
Yeah, bro. I have some
NBA game balls. I have a couple
little trinkets.
You know what I mean? Yeah.
I got my kids a bunch of cards
that I bought in slabs for them
a couple years ago
because when I was on my card
thing before i got into nfts i was like a fucking basketball card fucking junkie dude
the thing is you can't where do you sell the shit right like i'm not going on ebay and making posts
all day dude so i just have all this shit i have so much collectibles Tell me it's not hard Tell me it's not really hard, bro
I'm bad at shit
You just never gave yourself a chance, man
I'm just leaving all of it for my kids
Like all my nerd shit
Yeah, that's a good idea
That's an even better idea
Because they'll make more money in the long run
Than you will from it
It's just a hard thing
I don't know
For me to sit there and snap photos from it. It's just a hard thing. I don't know.
For me to sit there and snap photos and make an eBay thing for all that shit,
that's so monotonous.
You just can't
let your shipping it out.
I don't know.
I don't want to do any of that.
I like to buy it.
I've been looking on eBay lately, bro.
Bro, you can send your shit to different, like, services,
like vaulting services, like Fanatics and shit,
and you can sell it on there a lot easier
because there's liquidity on there.
A lot of the marketplaces, like the traditional card marketplace,
they have liquidity.
No, not really StockX. Stock x doesn't really have liquidity like that just because like
you know the amount of fake shit that's gone through stock x has been ridiculous so yeah i
bought a supreme hoodie bro and i got a low bid on it and i was like yes and uh they actually
caught it and they fucking the one that they were to send me when they went to authenticate it didn't pass, right?
So I thought they would give me another one.
Nah, dude, they canceled it.
I was pissed.
It's like, yo, dude, that's not my fucking fault.
So at least they caught it, though.
But they don't take no responsibility for nothing, though.
It's just you get fucked out of your shit, and then they move on to the next customer.
I don't know.
Like, I've been playing.
Have you seen some of the gotcha sites and shit that have been coming up?
Like, there's one that I fuck with heavily.
I did some marketing some, um, shit, some
marketing work for them. They're called cards.fun. So yeah, I fucking, I fuck with that shit,
bro. Like the gotcha machines and a couple of videos where you spin for them. Yeah. The
ones where you spin for them. I did one on monad because i had a bunch of
right yeah i think that's what it was samisa had done it one day in the discord that i'm in with
i just like pulled some monad over there and played with it for a minute yes and i don't
even like the pokemon cards but i was like this is like a slot machine like in a way yeah see like
the uh you know i was like i don't even give a fuck i was like if i hit one
like it was before christmas and i was just like if i got like a gold one or whatever i was like
maybe i'll get to deliver it and i'll like give it to one of my family members for a present but
otherwise i was just kind of slot machining out with it but yeah dude it's uh it's interesting
right do they yeah do they have any like that that do that with the fucking one piece cards?
Yeah, the one piece ones?
Fidgetals.
Fidgetals sucks?
You want my referral code?
Yeah, DM it to me.
Every once in a while.
I like slot machines and stuff.
So every once in a while I might go over there and just spin it and shit.
I haven't done the NBA top shot and all that. I've never done it.
Yeah, if you like slot machines and doing random gambling stuff like that online then i would say like fuck it like it's
kind of just adds another layer to the fact of like there is a physical card there potentially
if you wanted to get it and you ended up spending something but i never spun any of them enough to
see like how shitty the ratio was the one I was doing was basically like you were guaranteed to win something.
It was like at least like $50.
And I think it costs like $75 every time you spun it.
So like you were at like potential risk of losing 25 bucks each time you spun the thing.
If you got like the bottom tier.
So it like wasn't horrible.
If you were playing with a couple hundred bucks, you know,
you could fuck around and see if you could get yourself some kind of like a legendary pool see that's a fucked up way to make you think you're not losing
20 25 bucks every time i mean it's not that much different but that's marketing yeah yeah like when
i go like it's like buy five more of the cereal and you save three bucks i'm at the grocery store
like what the fuck i'm not buying six of these fucking things yo bro I'm building
a machine that's gonna physically open
the packs and then show them what card
is in there so that
they can put it on video
that could go wrong if the machine like
fucking rips the cards
I've been looking
air system in order to move the cards.
I don't think you'll be able to do
anything with sharp corners, though.
So you're a nerd like that, huh?
Damn. Yeah, bro, I do PCB
design and shit.
I'll send you a video in a hockey table
and I'll show you what I've been working on.
Get like an air hockey table so that they
float across it with like minimal interaction. I don't know. I've been working on. Get like an air hockey table so that they float across it with like minimal interaction.
Air hockey's sick.
Today's the first day I don't have to fucking send records into Health Canada in fucking
eight years.
So I'm fucking enjoying my fucking early retirement from cannabis by smoking from cannabis.
Bro, I got a hoodie on in my house right now.
It's so brick out.
Bro, I'm in my garage, bro.
And I'm fucking cold as fuck, bro.
I got a hoodie on too.
It's been weird.
It's been weird.
Bro, I need to buy a fucking heater. This place.
Bro, I have the heated hoodie.
Don't even really feel anything, bro.
With the little nine-bowl back?
The Milwaukee.
Yeah, I got a Milwaukee and everything, bro.
And it just barely keeps you going.
I thought it was going to really roast you, almost burn you, right?
It ain't like that, bro.
Just, like, if you're outside with it under like
another jacket you barely feel it if you're inside a house and you have that thing on you'll feel a
little warm but disappointed bro i wanted that thing to fucking fry me bro it gets colder like
those electric blankets bro those things are fucking god sends i never had one of those they
always felt like fiery you know what
i mean yeah i don't want to wake up at night i'm on fire my fucking bed
how do you wash that too right how the fuck you wash an electric blanket it has like an outside
layer and then it has the inside thing but yo you know what sucks is sometimes when you move around
the fucking plastic sound of the inside thing fucking yeah i feel like i was the grandpa
are we holding this pump i haven't looked are we sustaining let me check this out bro
should be bitcoin where if you guys jeep this meme pump,
I'm going to fucking crash.
Bitcoin's knocking on 90K's door.
You bears played yourself, ho.
Imagine that.
More importantly, like,
Total 2 is starting to lift off,
which is, like, all the alts. Guys, like, Total 2 is starting to lift off, which is, like,
all the alts.
Guys, guys, guys.
You thought it was over, didn't you?
You thought it was over, didn't you? Huh?
You motherfuckers, huh?
Gave up on Alk.
Disappeared. Look at the show today.
Look at it.
Here comes Cy Function disappeared look at the show today popping look at it here comes high functioning raiding my jumbotron again you son of a bitch
dude it's been up there let people read nope you're such a hater such a fucking jumbotron
fucking habitual offender jesus christ i'm not the only one who sees it.
A perpetual
jumbotron stuff.
Dude, he is. It's fucking sick.
They're fucking killing us your fucking
Trying to keep you guys on your toes.
You see this shit?
it's fucking distracting, bro.
Because, yo, I even started reading that shit.
I'm like, what the fuck is this? Exactly.
No one here to read anything, bro.
It's Remilio-coded, dude.
Remilio-coded. He's talking JPEGs
Airdrop for the Remilios, or is it some bullshit?
No, we had to farm it.
If you farm the protocol, you got a 15%
You and your protocol. Cut the shit. Bro, but why are you telling. If you farm the protocol, you got a 15% boost. You and your protocol.
Cut the shit.
Bro, but why are you telling us after you already farmed it?
I've been telling everyone about it the whole fucking time.
This is the first time I'm hearing about it, bro.
Yeah, Kiro, trust me.
And it's nonsense, bro.
He's a dreamer.
Sorry, Jim. The top coal in the space is here jim jim's here everybody where down there in the listeners he's got a million he's laughing who is he he's a top
call he's a top call on crypto twitter who i just jim you know who's fucking jim it's fuck jim dude
fucking jim no you're talking about he's's got green muggles on down there.
Little black hat on his head.
You're taking over the show again, and it's retarded.
I just want to let you know he's here.
Jesus Christ.
I don't know who you're talking about.
Jim, down there.
Okay, you said it three fucking times, dude.
Jesus Christ, you're retarded.
I was trying to help you both.
All right, mute your mic, bro.
It's been open for three hours.
Holy shit, these guys with their Xbox headsets on.
Get a phone like the rest of us.
Holy shit.
At Grok, please remove high-functioning sneak hub.
Bandit, if you don't retweet the room, you're getting thrown out on your fucking head.
Oh, fuck. Okay. I got you i got you say that's crazy one more time
no that wasn't even me i know it wasn't
people who think i should run my show the way they want to make a show run it for three or four years
and tell me how then i'll tell you what to do.
Or shut up.
I got you, bro.
I got you with the retweet.
How are you, Alchemist?
I'm great.
How are you?
Can't complain.
I'm in the process of moving.
Moving to an apartment, so.
Oh, it's the worst, dude.
Do you have movers or are you doing it, Dolo?
I don't have that much stuff.
So, like, I can fit everything in, like, two suitcases.
So, it's not that bad.
Oh, you travel fucking light.
No, no, I live here.
But it's, like, I'm just a minimalist.
I don't own a lot of things.
Minimalist, okay.
You wear the same t-shirt every day, actually?
Not every day.
I have a very limited wardrobe.
What's your story, pal?
I'm trying to figure you out.
What's your deal?
My story? Yeah, what's your story? It's not too much figure you are studio. Yeah
My story. Yeah, what's your deal? Uh
Did I been so I left?
my country where I grew up in like three years ago, and I've been in
Argentina for a while and then now Portugal so I'm port you on Portuguese, bro I think most people here can't even find that place on a map
Yeah, I'm Portuguese bro. I think most people here can't even find that place on a map. Oh Yeah, I'm trying to learn
To speak but it's not it's not the easiest just like but I'm a little different. Yeah
Did are you in the in the north? I don't know if you want to say north or south. No, no, I'm Portuguese
But I'm not in Portugal bra bro. I'm in Boston. Oh, nice.
Well, what are you guys talking about?
Portuguese women, by the way, crazy.
Hard-working.
Love to clean and stay home.
No, I'll give you game.
Hard-working chicks, love to clean, a little crazy, clingy.
They'll stab you, bro.
Pull a gun on you.
I've had all that happen.
That is very real.
No, I had a Portuguese girl take her gun.
I'm told this story. Pull her guns,
her dad's gun out of the sock jar in his room
and threaten my life when I tried
to break up with her, bro.
And then brought you to the hospital. Nice girl.
Nice girl. No, she didn't shoot me.
She didn't shoot me.
She did pull the gun out. She was shaking, dude.
I'll never forget that look in her eye, dude.
Oh my god. I'll never forget that. Anyways, dude. Oh, my God. I'll never forget that.
Anyways, yeah, they're crazy.
But they're also good.
They're good ladies.
Yeah, so are you guys trading?
I saw Pepe bumped a bit.
Pepe's up, motherfucker.
Gigi's if you gave up on that.
I'm not allowed to talk about what I like.
Oh, my god, dude.
Boo-hoo, poor me. Moving on.
Moving on.
Bandit. I thought you were Bandita
for a second. That's why
I brought you up. I said, oh, Bandit.
Bandit's a different Bandit, apparently.
So, I'm trying to get
to know you. Still a good Bandit.
Again, getting to know people out here
Kira, I mean
this is my first interaction
I'm going to shoot you a follow
because I'm not a hating ass bitch
my name's Alk, I'm here everyday
I also, I got
I'm going to get him on the
because I was looking at his page
I'm going to get him on the, uh, cause I was looking at his page. I'm going to get him on the lurky, uh, official.
Cause bro, like, yo, I love when the clips come out because sometimes it has nothing
to do with crypto bro.
And it just, it makes people go and explore your page after.
A lot of people saying I'm the next thread guy.
I'm embracing it at this point.
So how does it work with the
I'm serious. Do you need to be like listed on lurky to get the ultimate?
Yeah, what did you just say? What kind of nerd talk? What are you saying?
No, I was asking Kuro if uh the clipping for lurky like do you need to be listed on there for it to to do it?
to do it? Yeah, for it to do it
Yeah for it to do it automatically and then get posted on the higher page
automatically and then get posted on the
higher page.
I'm going to put back on the gold
checkmark in a
week or two. I'm just waiting.
We had a couple affiliates.
Oh, you got the gold checkmark? Okay.
Guys, if you're coming up, I'll bring
you up. If you don't retweet the room in two minutes,
I'm going to toss you out on your head. I don't care who
you are, how many followers you have, what group chat you're in. I could give a fuck. I don't do that. I don't retweet the room in two minutes i'm gonna toss you out on your head i don't care who you are how many followers you have what group chat you're in i could give a fuck i don't do that
i don't play those politics you can suck on my dick or not i really don't care and people know
that so i'm gonna give all you new new people up here a minute or two you can retweet the show
or you can fucking kick rocks and either way no love lost for me. I love you. I'm going to be real about that, really.
Just the way I do it, bro.
It's just the way I do it.
It's common.
Common courtesy, bro.
Sin, if we bring you up and you start acting weird.
Yeah, she's weird, bro.
Yeah, she's weird, bro.
She's posting thirst traps now. I don't know what the fuck she's doing.
Knock it off, son.
Where we going today, boys?
Why aren't we
buying memes right now? Everyone should be
buying a hundred bucks of Pepe. You broke?
Post it. Everyone do it. You broke? Post it.
Everyone do it.
Post it so I can clip out of this fucking thing.
Please buy it.
Please buy it.
I'm trapped.
Kira, are we going to see new all-time highs?
Bro, I'm hoping for fucking Pepe to go to fucking 69
billion so the prophecy can be
fucking fulfilled.
I'll be honest. Give me 25 right now.
Give me 25, bro.
It's short. It went to 12.
Some of the 50.
I'm talking 69 is a good number.
Whatever you are, I'm just saying, even right
now, 25 is a win for Al. That's all I'm trying. 69 is a good number. Whatever you are, I'm just saying, even right now, 25 is a win for Al.
That's all I'm trying to say.
I'm not trying to be a bear about it, but I'd rather give a lower target
so people don't fucking play themselves.
But they're going to obviously play themselves anyways
because this is crypto Twitter, right?
Everyone's going to get Moonboy and shit.
I'm excited, though.
At least people are popping out.
They're buying shit. I don excited, though. At least people are popping out. They're buying shit.
I don't know, man.
January, starting off with a vibe.
Saying what the fuck do you want?
So, Oleg, GM, everybody, bandit, pain, career, alchemist, retard, Frankie.
I don't know what you were talking about alchemist which
which thirst traps but how does lurky work can somebody explain the technology behind that
yeah so basically you you go and you type in lurky reverb in the comments of a space
and then it will create a synopsis of the space and create clips for you
that you can purchase but if you're an officially listed show you don't have to purchase the clips
it does it automatically for you that's a you know there's an elevator pitch
whoa and how do you get like listed on them You have to have consistency
First of all if you're inconsistent
You will never make it here
That's all I'm going to tell you
Like we're not going to add you
If you're not consistent he does this every day
So obviously we're going to add him
Actually I've been out here twice a day bitch
Really wait what
So you're going to register twice then
I don't even know what that means, dude.
Yo, don't worry.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
You'll see the message.
I created a group with you.
After the show.
After the show. I'm going to hate you.
Because I didn't really hate it.
After the show, I'm going to hate you.
I'll call you or some shit.
And I'm quick with it, bro.
I don't need 30 minutes to fucking just explain it, you know?
I'm trying to build with the right people.
Right? Yo, bro. to fucking just explain it you know i'm down i'm trying to build with the right people right yo bro all i'm saying bro is everyone could fucking make it if they work hard enough bro
that's that's what it really was nobody said that though they never said the quiet part out
loud the work part you know what i mean
i'm gonna be honest I still don't understand it
Besides clips, which are cool
I get that part of it
But yeah, anyways
Um, okay, who else we got?
Payne, welcome to the show
What do you see happening here with memes?
With memes?
People are excited with Pepe
We don't really know bro to be honest
anything can happen i think the silliest outcome is like always the best but anything can happen
i think there's the winners are already out like the winning horses and i feel like i don't know
we just saw i don't know if you saw the ss token but that just ran up out of nowhere like who knows
bro but i think the og memes on eth are gonna probably be the best bet
you know if you're trying to like hold your money on like pepe mog who knows man anything can happen
yeah i've had hope but i think you see a little renewed hope
um starting to pump off on the timeline which i'm here for it's been like yeah it was crazy
because we had like ethereum i'm not ethereum bitcoin above 80k and no one cared like you know
so like i don't know it's kind of weird yeah but no one here has bitcoin i don't want to say no
one on the show but i'm saying ct as a whole feels like this cycle i've had a theory where
people have really like over leveraged and kind of played memes a
little too heavily like i had maybe 25 30 of my port was memes and i feel like people were out
here like 90 95 100 of their port and then when memes started to kind of fade away a little bit
pull back motherfuckers became trapped in these fucking things now meme should be like 10 if
you're trying to be good about it.
But there's always the excitement and the gambling aspect.
But I feel like we had a rough year in crypto.
We had Trump token, Melania, Libra, the shit that happened in between.
And then we had October 10, right?
That liquidation.
I still don't know what the fucking impact was yet,
but it was the biggest liquidation we had.
I think sellers actually have no more tokens to sell.
So I don't know.
We'll see what happens.
We'll see what happens.
Everyone's exhausted.
Yeah, I'm not talking that point on that emotional chart,
but I've felt for a long time like we've been in just a mental state of disbelief. We're going to go up, we're going to go down, we're going to chop. And I
think until we have a clear cut idea of where we might go, like I was talking about, like this
show has been going on forever. I can pull old shows where Bitcoin was 44, 45 K on the way up.
Soul was 80, 90, heading to a 100 room was packed people were excited hope was
in the air you heard it in everyone's voice and then as of lately you know bitcoin 100k 80k 90k
salon are down eve kind of just stagnant but trying its best right and people have just been
fucking wrecked out here which just leads me to believe that motherfuckers don't have layer
ones anymore well i think that's what it is right remember i think when pepe dropped bitcoin was like
at 35k ethereum was like 1200 and like there was still momentum you know but i think i don't know
we're seeing we're seeing a little bit of like action right now i just think that everyone's
kind of exhausted a lot of people left the space too too. A lot of people got liquidated. Yeah, Pepe dropped in the Pico Bear.
Bitcoin was probably fucking, I don't know, 17, 18k.
Yeah, something like that. I forget the exact number.
That whole summer, guys, layer ones didn't do shit. We were in a bear. Pepe
ran, ignited your mogs, all of your fucking
Bitcoin, ticker Bitcoins, all the shit.
Yeah, SPX.
Like what?
Pepe went to a billion in 28 days.
I'll never forget that.
That was crazy.
Now you got James Wynn out here losing his fucking mind over the shit.
Which I find to be very comical, guys, right?
Are the Pepe OG vibes coming back, can we somehow pull it off, right, there's a little, like, spark out here, I say we
run with the shit and see what happens, and, like, really push, try to get some shows going,
reunite the tribe to the best of our capacity and ability.
I don't know, man.
Just a theory I have, but maybe, just maybe.
What do you think this year's going to bring, though?
What do you think is going to be coming out in 2026?
I'm going to be real, bro.
I thought I was going to be exiting Pico Top Vibes November, December.
I said that all summer.
November, typically super bullish.
I was looking to try to time some kind of a euphoric run and then grab Max Payne, which I thought would be on the way.
Now, I don't even know.
There's a lot of talk.
Four-year cycle's dead.
Business cycle, this and that.
I don't know, dude.
I'm in a state of disbelief
i have my bags packed i'm ready for pain i'm ready for one last run up i don't really know
where i'm at to be quite honest with you i believe in the four-year cycle um but i just don't believe
and i know a lot of indicators would say maybe it's over for now.
I got hope in my heart.
I don't think it's over.
I don't think it's ever over.
Well, temporarily, right?
Like a bear market over, Kyle, you know what I'm saying?
ETF volume's low, so that tells me like,
I don't know, I'm not going to call anything.
I'm not a trader like that, but I think if we see Bitcoin go to $k in the next few weeks, then like you have a potential of reclaiming 100k
And then we'll go lateral for a bit
It just really depends on the situation is set up for q1 and q2, right?
But I think it's like it's gonna be a lateral movement until like
Q3 I got these we'll see anything could happen though, you know anything could happen
This is crypto.
Anything will happen.
Which is why I'm kind of watching this little pump to see what people do.
Because I know people have been down, they're hungry, holiday season wrapped up, they're broke.
Are they buying shit right now or are they running for the door off of this little pump?
I don't know, guys.
We're still down, right?
Historically, we had a red November,
which always leads to a red December.
So I don't know.
Who knows if it's the bottom?
It could be the bottom.
I don't know.
We could go lower.
We could always go lower but i have this magical thing called hope you can't take it away from me you can try you could nuke these charts right now i'll be here i'll be talking shit be trying
to cultivate some kind of a conversation hoping that there's a few people left here
who still believe in this shit.
And then where are you going?
Where are you going to the dollar?
Where are you running to right now, bro?
You're going to sell your bags?
Where are you going? You're grabbing a CD at the bank?
What are you doing?
So, uh, I find that to be funny too.
You're going to cash up right up right now like the dollar's down what 12 as of late or some of dollars nuking like a shit coin bro you running over there what are you doing
to yourself so that's what i say oh yeah bro we just gotta ride out this storm right now you've
you've rode this downturn this far you're gonna dump now
right whether it's pepe or your layer ones or something we're on a pullback this is crypto
it's natural bro you trade it you do nothing you go outside i don't know but you motherfuckers
you you think you need to be in a play all the time you're doing too much
bribe simplified I
I'm not doing I don't have ten monitors up dude. I got two iPhones a MacBook in a dream
So you guys will figure it out
Two screens a MacBook in the dream that some bars right there man, that's good
Just trying to make it, bro.
Yeah, buddy.
Just lit up my dirt pickle,
aka blunt.
It's chopping it up.
Welcome to the show.
I'm going to shoot you a follow.
I'm trying to meet new people.
Trying to expand my ethos.
Jim Payne.
This is how we grow.
What's up? What's up, Kuro? What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, high function pain
Where do we go from here
We set the vibes, guys
CT's been dead, despair, there's been no hope here
We set the vibes, why can't we run with it right now
We can't control the chart per se
But we can control the state of mind and uh
the flow here right and let's bring back some energy camaraderie community and not one coin
to the other bro crypto bros from xrp to dogecoin to bitcoin that has always been the community they
tried to sell you on it was this fucking coin versus that coin that's retarded bro i'm
so sick of the tribalism the fractionalization of the vibe here the cool we were just talking
about that the tribalism with like you know i'm not even going to bring up any specifics like
religions orientations colors and like i'm thinking like you want to look back a thousand
years even to 200 if we make it and like, let's say crypto, right? Because they're going to talk about Bitcoin. Do you want them to say that we failed? No, if we help everybody up, you got to look at the trenches. You got to keep the fucking vibes up because when the rares hit the floor and everybody's freaking out,
you know what?
That's the time to say, all right, let's start sweeping.
That's why you bring the broom out.
Look at fucking collections.
Yesterday, m'lady, come on.
We were talking like bring the brooms out, motherfuckers.
Put your ETH where your mouth's at.
Dude, there were some really good ones on the floor yesterday
don't get them going on these nfts oh my god 2.5 cake hat 2.5 cake hat that that wasn't even 316
that 316 it was for five people were crying
don't let them get your silly jpegs that's all i'm saying d-list
That's all I'm saying.
Whatever you guys believe in, I hope it rockets, right?
And that's just where I'm at right now.
Sometimes I have a joke.
But I'm an NFT, bro.
I have tons, right?
I don't love the illiquid part sometimes.
I like the collectible part.
I like hanging shit up on my wall.
I have baseball cards. I got comics from when I was a kid still and plastics and shit. I like hanging shit up on my wall. I have baseball cards.
I got comics from when I was a kid still and plastics and shit.
I was like that kid.
I'm on my son.
He's so rough with his Pokemons, dude.
Oh, it's crazy, dude.
He's pulling them out of the binders to move them around and shit.
I'm like, don't do that.
I don't know, dude.
I was so good with my shit.
He's so brutal, bro.
Oh, my God, dude.
Those are going to see a run-up.
The original, isn't the 30-year anniversary coming up?
Dude, these things are gold, dude.
I was on a skiing trip with my kids last February,
and I bought a bunch of Pokemon booster boxes and shit to bring for them to open with their friends.
And I was looking back on my amazon for
christmas to buy some pokemon cards bro these boxes are like double the price now and they're
not even like old ones dude and i just think why don't i buy a shit ton of these and just stack
them somewhere and just never open them it's crazy bro you gotta do it by the case you buy them by
the case you pre-order and then you just fucking stash them.
That's all.
Don't open them.
Dude, they rise.
I'm telling you.
Look for yourself.
There were boxes, like booster things, whatever.
I was buying them for like $70, $65.
Bro, they're like $150 right now when you try to buy the same one.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Dude, the black and white ones from Walmart where you'd see just stacked inside aisles
nobody wanted them nobody wanted them yeah see how much those motherfuckers for my kids
at walmart and stuff walking in looking like an asshole running into the thing
i had a lick for my kids my kids i'm saying like i've been getting them like pokemon yugioh since
they're little i was on uh just so happened to be on Craigslist, right?
And the collectibles, some lady was selling her son's binder.
30 bucks, bro.
And I'm like, instantly, I'm like, I was right here in her town.
I'm like, my kid loves this shit.
And she met with me.
She's like, you know, afterwards, I got all these emails.
Everybody, I wanted to make sure because I brought my kids with me too.
Like, oh, I see your kids right there.
I'm like, yeah, you know, I did get it for my kids.
But dude, when I opened it, it was like first gen.
And they had like, I saw the Pope, you know, like they had Charizard, all kinds of stuff.
And then it wasn't just one.
He had multiples in each one of those layers of that exact same one.
It was a goldmine.
There was like at least, I don't even know, I'm guessing like a couple thousand and for 30 bucks,
just because it was like another parent
Talking straight to another parent and but yeah all the hacker all the fucking scammers are trying to get her
She said it was like fucking crazy
Dude, you never know, right?
Fucking collectibles, man
So yeah, NFTs it's the same thing. I
Understand it. I get it it i hope they pop back i think when
eth runs people will throw eth around like you know when pepe ran we were all buying the mat
fury fucking art and stuff like that it's just what people do right they're all they're stupid
they're throwing money around frivolously right do you give your kids nfts no oh dude i do i mean technically
i have a ton so but they're all trash but uh no i got i gave them all nakamigos a long time ago and
they one of them two of them sold it and they bought shit they're like dad can i cash in my
nakamigo i'm like yeah so i like you know i just gave them the money and i ended up selling it later
but like one still has a ninja
and she's like holding it she's like i'm just wait like good for you
yeah they get crypto like my kids have crypto uh my daughters used it uh i think they get it
like my son he's 12 he wants all digital shit you know he wants almost all besides like gaming pcs and stuff like that
he wants all like in-game purchases and oculus shit and um the v-box he's kind of over fortnite
but he wants like robux or whatever so they get it right they live in this world he doesn't want
action figures and shit like i had bro i still get him and it kind of just sits in his room he
doesn't like i got a bunch
of stranger things like old ones they were expensive on ebay bro he's like i'm just not
gonna open these that i think they'll be worth money and i'm like nah just open and play with
him he's like ah he's 12 dude i would have been busting these motherfucking things open and having
like little like fucking battle scenes and dude i was all about my action figures bro
Like fucking battle scenes and shit, dude.
I was all about my action figures, bro.
Dude, the Roblox, they be gambling and hustling on that thing.
It's crazy.
He's like, dad, I almost got this shiny egg or something.
I'm like, dude, they're scamming you, bro.
No, but it's real shit.
I put a lot into their Roblox functionality.
You get the packs at the store and it gets an extra um special piece
that's rare and then they'll trade that for like a dress that's super expensive another thing and
like the halloween specials there's a whole ecosystem to this shit dude it's it's pretty
and i think they're learning and i'm you know i encourage it to a point you know you got to look
over their shoulders for the pedo shit but you, you know, you kind of encourage it because it's business.
It really is.
Like business is the hustle.
And to learn it early and in kind of like an atmosphere that's not, I guess, as like real life, you know, like selling candies or shit at school or drugs, whatever.
Like this is at least something that's, you know, wholesome-ish.
Yeah, it's their world, right?
Like, my son has, like, his buddies at school.
And they'll play online.
But he has this whole group of kids that he's been playing with for years, dude.
There's one kid down south.
There's another kid, like, near California.
And it's, like, every day.
They link up.
They have group chats.
They're on Oculus.
They bounce from the PC.
They're on Xbox.
It's funny, dude.
And they have these conversations and they fuck around just like, oh, son.
I mean, it's a different world, right?
And they live there.
So that's why I'm like, sometimes we spend so much time trying to explain crypto
to these boomers, bro.
It's like these guys have, what,
a cycle or two left?
I mean, the kids get it.
We get it.
Crypto's the future.
I mean, the more you look around,
the more you see that, right?
It's just,
so why are we trying to explain it to these fucking dinosaurs out here that just don't understand it?
No, I think about that.
I'm not saying don't do it, but shouldn't we be focused more on the future?
And I'll leave the room with this point, and you might think that this is crazy.
and then we got wolf up here i'll say hello to wolf and what i would say is i talk to people
And then we got Wolf up here.
I'll say hello to Wolf.
in real life often uh when money or something is brought up at the store or wherever
and you'd be shocked i don't know if you guys do this too or maybe you're more of an introvert i
mean i am too but i'll talk about the shit um people think you need to buy a whole Bitcoin at a time
Or a whole Ethereum at a time
There's a huge group of people out here bigger than you would imagine I'd argue a lot bigger than you think
They don't understand that because I get hit with that all the time
Like how much is eat then I'll tell them. Oh, that's too much. What else is there? I'm like, what do you mean? You can buy a hundred bucks of it. And they're like, what do you mean?
Or Bitcoin.
Oh, I can't get that now.
They really think that you have to buy whole coins at a time.
We have work to do, right?
Now, I know there's a lot of normies.
They might understand fractionalization, Dogecoin and stuff.
What I'm arguing is, what do you think that number
is i'll throw it out there mass public i'm gonna say fucking 45 percent 40 45 percent
that's a lot of people out here people don't understand you god damn right yeah you got
them right wolf welcome to the show good morning yo can you hear me all right i'm on a walk with
bluetooth headphones yeah it sounds a little walkie-talkie but it's clear and totally doable Welcome to the show. Good morning. Yo, can you hear me all right? I'm on a walk with Bluetooth headphones.
Yeah, it sounds a little walkie-talkie, but it's clear and totally doable.
So we're going to have a lot.
Can you hear me? Over.
Roger that.
Pepe, dude.
Looking pretty great.
Dude, it's ignited.
Look at my show today.
Real buffed.
I'm doing the same shit I do any other morning.
So you see a little catalyst gives people so much hope.
Wolf, they're excited.
They want to talk.
They're in the room.
They're retweeting the show.
It's all we needed was just a little spark.
And now it's up.
And you sound pretty good too, dude.
You sound pretty relaxed and with it.
That's great.
Old Alk is back,
but I've been pretty chill.
I'm excited to see the next,
the next couple of weeks.
I think what's really kind of nice to see is that there,
there haven't been a ton of sellers left in Pepe mog recently because,
it's nice to see Pepe just go up 15,
20% in a day. And then I just checked East for the first time nice to see pepe just go up 15 20 percent in a day uh and then i
just checked east for the first time today to see like what 3100 so um pretty nice man uh hopefully
that means the sellers are done you know it's been a pretty brutal last six months for a lot of us so
i'll tell you i didn't expect it.
I'm going to accept it, though.
January is starting off a little vibrant.
I think we all have PTSD from maybe the mid to end of last January.
Seemed to be where the real not-so-fun maybe happened when we had that Trump-to-Melania transition, which is brutal.
So, yeah, man, let's see if we can keep it going, keep the vibes going.
I'd like to see some more spaces pop up,
maybe some OG vibes telling some stories, old bros back together.
Could we do it?
I think it'd be fun.
I'd like to see it happen.
Yeah, I would love for Cax, you, and Docs.
Whoever wants to come up
and just shoot the shit.
Yeah, Doc.
Yeah, dude, there's really not much going on.
Sorry, I interrupted you.
No, no, Doc caught an unblock yesterday.
Oh, he caught an unblock?
Hell yeah.
We'll see. sometimes he crashes out
but we'll see what he does with that right i have no history doc yeah i heard uh in space uh
you were talking about nfts right before i came up uh i think some collections you know especially
if ethereum has a good year i do think you think the Milady's are thrust back in the spotlight.
I think Remiglio's.
I think Punks will do okay.
But I'm sure there are others I'm missing out.
I'm excited to see what Milady does this year.
Because they were, what, like 0.7 ETH two days ago for a period of time.
Only a couple hours.
Interesting. Yeah, I don't follow NFTs
really anymore. Where did they go to from there?
They went, well,
Vitalik put the milady back on his PFP
and they went from like three quarters of an ETH
to literally they went up
50% and 60% and 70% in a day.
Back at 1.1
Don't G, guys.
Jesus Christ.
Well, we'll see, right?
I mean, very well could happen.
1 million percent.
I'm rooting for people out here.
I think it's time for us to get some wins out here.
Bring back some of the vibes out here. I think it's time for us to get some wins out here. Bring back some of the vibes out here.
I guess we see
what happens, right? We're in a weird place, man.
Where I don't know
what market we're in anymore.
You know, uh, can I
tell you, uh, I know this is a recorded space,
so I better be careful, but I have a feeling,
man, I've had a number of people
hit me up who
aren't even in crypto who are mad about like taxes right now and I wonder if a dark horse to the year
is there's some sort of like a tax strike and people put their money in assets instead
I'm not it would take millions of people obviously or a lot of capital but I wonder
if that's going to play into things this year at all.
There's a whole thing that DeSantis is from Florida pumping with taking the whole property tax out of the mouths of any state, which would bring immense tons of liquidity.
I'm not saying for investment property, but for people who own homes.
So thus encouraging home buyers sure think of your grandma or grandpa yeah they paid their house off
and they're retired now and the world is crushing them with it and you know think of the old yeah
attack yeah yeah it's terrible man inflation right now if you're old bro you grew up what
you paying five cents for coffee dude it's like okay that'll be three dollars and 92 cents they're like oh my god that's why i've got three dollars i don't know
where you're getting your coffee it's six dollars minimum bro i'm a duncan dude dude i uh i uh i'm
able to find depending on where which city i'm in but i can find a black cup of coffee for like
yeah 275 three bucks depending on what neighborhood but yeah you're right it's like four or five
bucks easy for just like a cup of coffee most places i'm the same alchemist duncan all the way my kid even worked at duncan
for a while i used to get free coffee every time i'd pick her up she'd have like the coffee wedding
i have my like you know silk milk uh creamer ready i went so long without coffee i used to
laugh at people bro in the morning and shit. Look at these motherfuckers.
Then one cold day, I tried that pumpkin shit.
I was like, oh, that's all right.
Then I switched just to full-blown ice.
Pumpkin spice?
I did it for a little bit, and then I went full-blown ice caramel.
Were you wearing Ugg's boots for that time of your life?
I actually have the Central Sea Ugg boots to watch it.
I swear to God.
Were you dancing on stage for WIF last year?
I do weed, so I've never been on that level of high.
But, yeah, I got the Central Sea.
Yo, shout out Central Sea for trying to make those boots cool
because I've had them for a little while, dude, and I was wondering if I was cool.
Now I feel right about it, too.
Kiro, no. I feel like Kiro's a sneakerhead.
I'm a sneakerhead, bro. I don't know if people care about their shoes.
I love sneakers, yeah. I'm a sneakerhead, dude.
Fucking shoes are... Like, yo, between shoes and, like, comics and fucking cards and fucking anime shit and fucking hockey and a little bit of basketball, that's my shit, bro.
Yeah, I'm a comic, dude.
I read the shit.
Skateboarding.
I collect a lot of old skateboarding DVDs.
I collect a lot of DVDs in general.
I have some skateboards on my wall and shit.
Yeah, that's skateboards on the wall and slabs.
Dude, I'm looking at Batman right now.
Fucking 423.
Love that shit, dude.
Oh, a comic?
I don't have comics and slabs.
I haven't gone that route yet.
I just have my shit I've had since I was a kid kind of in the backers and the plastic talked away
Safely and shit. I pop them out sometimes show my kids and stuff
That when image I grew up during the time I was drawing to like heavy like when image was
Throwing down like that was some of that. Yeah, I have some of those great fucking part. I
Have some weird comics dude. I have some fucking art. I have some weird comics, dude,
where I met artists that
like fucking functions.
I don't even know what the shit I have.
It's probably nothing too crazy,
but just like sentimental.
Like when I was a kid,
I was the big Wolverine, bro.
And I remember the day
that I went to the comic store
and I saved up
and I got the Wolverine number one.
I think it was like $35
or some shit, $30.
It was such a big deal for me, too.
I still have that
to this day.
I bust it out sometimes. I show my kids.
That comic really ain't worth shit.
But to me, it's one of my
favorite comics. Yeah, I don't ever sell my like i got and i
didn't have a lot of comics like i got into comics because of my kids you know because the whole
collectible thing i'm like might as well and they didn't actually end up into comics i mean my
oldest daughter so i like i kept half i just started collecting myself i'm like it so i
might only have that one slab but i got a a bunch of stacks of stuff I want to put.
Like I got one that was,
that if I get it signed,
I can get it signed then slabbed.
But you don't get to read it once it's slabbed.
So I'm going to read these shits at least once
before I slab them.
Yeah, I go to,
I'll do like Comic-Con with the kids
and I met the dude who made the cover art
for the first Wolverine like the limited
five run series that he was in so I found that comic at the event I'm like oh I'm gonna have
the dude sign it so I grab it I go over I pay the dude he signs it and then he was telling me about
it for people who don't know I'll post the comic later.
It's like a close-up of him, and he has, like, his claw out and shit.
And he was telling me, like, he was the oldest fuck, this dude.
I forget his name.
But he was the one who drew it.
And he was telling me that Stan Lee, no, not Stan Lee, fucking, fuck.
no not stanley fucking uh fuck i'm gonna fuck up the story but the bro who like had him doing it
I'm going to fuck up the story.
um the creator wanted him at the time because like the shining and everything was popping with
jack nicholson he wanted wolverine to look like that and i never really recognized that until he
told me that and then i'm looking at the picture i'm like what the fuck dude and it's like literally
jack nicholson like the face of it
So that was kind of cool to like know that character since I was a kid and to never see that I was like, yo
So i'm a nerd right. I know the women are like, oh my god
Oh, dude, you just glass ceiling that for me. That's insane. I could see that picture i'm talking about
It's like a red background. It's the limited that for me. That's insane. Dude, find that picture I'm talking about. It's like a red background.
It's the limited five series, the first one.
And you look at his face and you're like, yo, that is fucking Jack Nicholson.
You know, I got rugged by this.
Well, it doesn't, sort of.
You know, not really.
You know, Vivi?
I got kind of into that and I was like, give me a chance to like read some of these old
like comics.
They had like MC1 in there, you know,
and I kind of got the whole history thing as they kept on dropping these.
You're like 20 bucks, 10 bucks a pop.
Sometimes I'd make a lick, but you know,
I put like thousands of dollars in that thing and you know, you get it back.
It wasn't a total rug,
It wasn't a total rug, but it was a cool, interesting thing where they put all that stuff digital.
but it was a cool interesting thing where they put all that stuff digital.
So Marvel having a lot of their IP in that for people to actually read again, I think is cool.
I still think I still have the account and I have a couple of comics still in there.
And I got a DC account too, which that really didn't go anywhere.
But I did have Superman 1 and stuff and that I made something on.
But I just liked it
because i can read them again you know i would never be able to go into a store and like touch
a superman one at all but now you can i know there was that marvel account or that you can go but i
didn't pay for that i'd rather just buy it like a dgen so it is there's stuff out there that you
know even though it's not a huge money-making thing they're
trying they really are trying to bring back some of the shit i think there's gonna be a lot of
nostalgic shit you see all that stuff from the 90s coming out right now which is super
cool i'm all in it let's go bring back jinko let's get the stock up and what's this thing
that the steve madden shoes fuck what wolf of wall street part two i'm here for it dude there's energy out here
today for the first time and god keep the vibe alive guys right i mean oh jesus christ has been
so dead they're like vampires my energy i pump out every morning. I'm ready just to move a mountain, flip over a dump truck.
And then usually about an hour later, I'm like dead inside.
But today, because I feed off this shit, the things you guys say,
little conversations we have.
It gets my morning going.
I'm still going to do my workout.
But now I feel like kind of pumped up for that.
So new year, new vibe out here.
Could CT be back on that fucking renewal.
Put the shit in some rice and we figure it out
appreciate all the new people popped out here today. I followed a bunch of people and
I'm trying to grow the tribe and I'll follow you focus around see what you're up to
And she liked that when I have some free time
So that's it. We're stronger together, right?
We don't have to buy everyone's plays and shit.
But yeah, even Al Critical Bro,
who has, you know, spent some time kind of pulling things apart,
is out here trying to maybe rebuild some things
or mend fences or some shit.
And that should be okay.
Controversial, sure.
But I'm genuine about it.
So fuck off. Right? So we're trying to fucking make this place better. A little bit better.
I'm not here to save you. No one is, right? So understand it. But I'm here to try to win
alongside you, not on your head. And I hope the real ones at least get that part right because we are much stronger together
and uh sure there's been a lot of tribalism here and kind of dick measuring and stuff and
i'm sure played a part of it but it gets us nowhere sometimes it's entertaining sure
i'm not going to tell you not to do it i'm not going to tell you what to do
but i'm trying to set a certain vibe here you know i'm not saying we tell you not to do it. I'm not going to tell you what to do. But I'm trying to set a certain vibe here.
You know, I'm not saying we won't have a crash out or debate.
I love a good debate.
But we're trying to keep it light out here.
Uplift one another on some real shit, too.
We don't have to fluff it up and make things better than they seem.
And no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We can be very real.
But try to keep it more positive and i get it again
alk out here who better than to try to maybe lead in a a better way than a bro who's been out here
crashing some shit down for a long time i know some people don't get it or they question the
authenticity of it just watch me work bro, bro. So I love you.
Good morning.
Here we are.
It is fucking 1208.
The old Alk show vibes are back.
Show ran a little bit longer.
Numbers a bit up.
It's good to see some people back.
Welcome home.
Here we are.
I'm sure there'll be some other banger shows today as well.
Probably pop out here later at night.
If my son's ignoring me with his friends, we'll see what happens with that.
I'm going to talk to Kiro about this clip fucking thing.
And then when I figure it out, maybe I'll school y'all on this shit.
And that's what we do.
That's what we're doing out here.
I'm probably going to work out soon.
Anyone have any thoughts for us?
Or you want to move the room?
Come up here.
Get some shit off your chest.
Now's your shot.
Can we put stuff on the board?
Yo, I see Bren.
Is Bren up here?
Or is he just listening?
I think...
I love Bren.
Bren's really dope.
Who the fuck is this?
People are welcome to come up.
No, I didn't mean to take you away, bro.
I hope you enjoy your workout. We got Drew Roberts wants to come up i didn't mean to take you i didn't mean to take you away i hope you enjoy your workout roberts wants to come up that's as good right
hello friend you roberts are you here to give away that e to my audience now
this dude has stolen hundreds if not a ETH from this very place we love.
It's unlocked recently.
So he's rich.
He's probably on psychotic drugs right now of some sort on the run.
Maybe with some barnyard animal held up in some kind of farmer's fucking barn or some weird shit.
Are you ready to do the right thing?
I met a guy.
He started.
Are you ready to give away 10 E my name is i met a guy he started are you ready to give away 10 e dispersed to this whole show yes 10 10 ethereum it really should be more than that i think that's
very gracious about coming to kiro right now and uh i think shut the fuck up and send it bro
stop playing with me dude i'm gonna give it to this whole audience besides the grease trap.
Watch people pour out of the trap right now for this
year. I'm dead serious.
Send it right now. If you don't ask Kiro
for his Addy, I'm throwing you the
fuck out of here. Permanent ban.
Because it's the least you could do to this place that you
You are getting a pass, bro.
Do it or not. Are you
doing it for real?
Oh, I muted you.
Kiro, is he DMing you?
He has my address already.
He hearted it.
Fucking send it, bro.
No, I'm serious.
You're probably high on drugs.
You've got hundreds of E's.
Send the 10 E's right now, and you'll watch me.
Kiro will give it away, fractionalize to everyone who wants it on the show.
Watch me, dude.
Yeah, but I'm saying, Alex, that's a Yankee approach.
I will give you a 10 E, but I'm giving it to Kuro,
and we're going to do a decentralized approach,
not a Yankee doodle dandy mother scratching approach.
Shut the fuck up.
Send it to Kira.
I'm taking you down.
You have one hour, dude.
Actually, you know what?
You have five minutes.
You have two minutes, bro.
Or a permanent block.
Everyone knows I don't look back on these blocks.
Sorry, guys.
You had to hear from that ruffian.
Disgusting.
Dude stole hundreds of ETH.
We're trying to fucking pinch him for 10.
He can't do it.
Narcissist.
Guys, don't follow these people.
Don't buy what they talk about.
Block them.
Disgusting behavior, bro. guys don't don't follow these people don't buy what they talk about block them disgusting behavior bro I hate even highlight it but I want you to see it I want you to know who these people are so you can avoid them at all fucking cause, bro. Shame.
Nah, he hit us up in the bus this morning, dude, too.
He got fucking knocked down ASAP.
Fucking Drew Roberts at it again, man.
You know we're coming back
when these guys are back.
They're all coming
Bro, if he has liquidity
From, so the pools that
Like from all the shit that he's made
Unlocked them, is what I'm guessing happened?
Yeah, there was a certain day
It was, I believe, like very early
December, but it happened for sure
We talked about this for years
Easy was one of the people watching it
To be honest with you
So, I'll give him flowers on that.
Not bad, not bad.
He's got some eating.
Hey, little buddy.
How you doing?
Good morning.
My papa's out here.
Yo, I think I'm going to go out on top today, guys.
I'm going to go work out.
It's lunchtime. I'm going to go work out. It's lunchtime.
I'm going to cut you free.
It's a morning show.
I'll probably be out here tonight.
So if you miss me, that's cool.
I'll be out here.
But I'm going to cut you all loose.
What a banger show.
Kira, I'm going to hit you up in a bit.
Shout out the real ones here.
We're back.
We're back, bitch.
Appreciate everybody who pulled up today, met some new people,
shot you a follow. We're trying to do things a little different around here, and I hope
that you get it. I'm rooting for you guys today, and let's see if we can keep the vibes
alive. I'd like to see some more OG pepe shit popping off today. Can we do that? I'm not
saying there's some urgency and panic but when we have a little
spark out here why not keep that motion rolling right at least here i get that crypto is bigger
than here pepe is outgrown ct what i'm saying is it's kind of cool to see the homies together
chomping it up telling some stories and uh i don't know man i'm here for that part so yo i appreciate y'all
today you are make you you guys are what has always made this show great i'm just some dude
from boston yelling into a phone so i appreciate y'all um i might not always say it but i i try to
so i appreciate the real ones out here that have been without for a long time
the ones i've met recently, bro.
And kind of everyone in between.
I mean, we all make this thing work.
We're here every day.
And I think you should be too, right?
We've grown in this room.
We've had crash out moments together, come ups.
And I don't know, man.
Through all the jokes and the bullshit, I fuck with you guys.
I live this lifestyle alongside you.
And I'm rooting for everybody.
Even the people in the trap.
Sucking on this dick.
I hope you all make it.
We're stronger together.
So maybe more of that.
Let's see some cool spaces.
Maybe I'll pop in one later.
I am going gonna work out,
see what the kids wanna do, but lately they've been ignoring me, bro, my daughter's everywhere,
my son is locked in constantly with his friends, which is just cool in a way, but
just leaves me fucking bored, so maybe I pop out here later pop on your show
tell a few jokes or some shit maybe even tonight i pop out a pepe prayer bitch
so don't nuke these bags let's see if we can run it up a little bit higher
um i don't know man kiro you got any parting words for us, bro? Yeah. Go out today.
Have a nice day, guys.
Don't, uh, you know, if something drops down 5%, maybe pick a little bit of it up back up.
Who knows?
All right, bitch.
I'll see you guys out here on this algo.
Love y'all.
I'm out here.
I'll probably pop out tonight.