God damn it with you. Oh, there was no music that time. Oh
My god, it was just silence again. I don't know what was happening
I think Twitter space music is fucking stupid. It doesn't work anymore. You just you just have no vibe
So probably that well, I was trying to have some jazzy vibes, but I guess I can't yeah, no
Damn it. Oh, we're back. Ladies and gentlemen, let's fucking go. Welcome back. Welcome back
But we are we're out here
How's everybody doing what are you doing fasted? Oh
What you call what you call them wait
We have my bad my it's five alive. Sorry. Sorry
So, how was your trip can to Kansas that
It was cold and a lot of walking
So wait, wait, this is the Kansas State right in a Kansas City, is that correct?
Yes, which one did you go to?
Trick question because Kansas City's in Missouri. Oh, yeah, Kansas City, Missouri, right, right
But Kansas City also there's a Kansas City Kansas or it's like there's it's like a little bit of Kansas City is also in Kansas
It's like it's like split
Yeah, yeah, wait, no, yeah
Some of those girls were cute for sure
But I mean you flew in yeah, you flew into
Missouri and then drove over the border to fucking Lawrence, Kansas
To get to the school which like 10 minutes over the border
Well, why would Missouri have a Kansas I don't know bro, Kansas
It well Kansas City's in Missouri cuz it used to be Kansas and I think and then like they had a war or something
Read read it redesignating that Nathan Dixon line. Yeah. Well, yeah. Okay. Yeah
They lost part of their state
And that's like that's why the like the town that I was staying in there was some huge fucking raid
You know or something all there was like only a hundred survivors or something. Like everybody else died like they were killed
The hotel that I was at was like the fucking one of the one buildings that wasn't burnt down, you know
But like this dude and his family all got fucking killed there. And so yeah
It was haunted it was haunted right? Well, I didn't know that okay, I just thought it's like a random fucking hotel
Like we get there the first time on Sunday and I'm like just but I was tired already. So like went to bed
There were ghosts for you well, hold on
I'm trying to tell a story Jesus. Damn it. So I
You know, I turned the heat on it's just fucking freezing in Kansas and I go to sleep I wake up middle night
It's fucking freezing. They're like
So I get up and like turn the heat back on, you know, whatever don't think anything of it go back to sleep
Wake up the next morning. I go downstairs for breakfast with my co-workers and shit
The chick I was with was like, you know
Did you know that this hotel is haunted?
She's like didn't you see that the Wi-Fi password is ghost 2012 and I was like, no, I mean, yeah
But like okay, she's like, okay, you're on the fifth floor, right? And I was like, yeah
She's like, okay, that's like the most haunted floor. Which room are you in? I was like
506 she's like, oh my god
That's the room. I was like, what are you talking about? That's the room
She was like, that's the room of the ghost of the dude that the hotels named after fuck up
There's no what she's like here. Look, huh? Was he gentle with you?
She shows me a fucking National Geographic article
Did this has a room with a boo and it's a whole ass article about this one fucking room in his entire hotel
That everybody seeks out to stay in at like
Time and fucking you know
Ghost hunters has been there all these fucking shows on a and he have been there
The all these fucking videos online of like oh look at this temperature anomaly in room five by six
You know, and then I start reading all these fucking accounts. It's like this one guy was like, yeah
So I mean I'll sleep in there and I heard the bathroom door slam and I woke up and I opened it back up
And then I went back to bed and it slammed again
And I opened it up and I put a towel down there and a block it so it couldn't so it couldn't uh
So it couldn't slam and then I slammed again
Well, I opened it the towel was in the bathtub and I was like, oh you fucking
There's one fucking corridor in the room that's considered the portal to the other dimension where the ghosts cross over
Then I'm like, okay, hold on
All willy-nilly nobody even told me about this. No one told me that I'd be shacking up with a fucking colonel from the wars
Was he from the north or the south?
I'm telling you I found out I was like oh my god
And I honestly I probably would rather just not known and I would've been fine
Well, the next fucking night that I'd sleep in there I was fucking
Did they say like well if you want there's a spirit box
You can rent at the front desk
Seven that would have been fucking fun
How fucking like tourist trap bullshitty is this but then I was like, here's the thing
I I do think like normally I'm like, okay
But then it's like okay nut up dude go fucking sleep in a haunted room
Are you scared or not? Yeah
Could have been a bit more subtle with that job, but
There's even better the second time which don't worry
So is that like we only have
No, we had two more nights in there
No, it's got ghosted by a ghost bro. Yeah, it was just one more night cuz we only pulled out
We went to a different hotel on Tuesday night
So I just had one more night in there that I had to like survive. That's why I was like, oh my god
Different hotel because you were scared or no cuz it was we went to a hotel that was closer. It was I was like downtown
True true. Well, they would just hang out
That's what I'm saying apparently it's like, you know, you're a dumbass if you don't know that I guess
The next night I go back in there. I'm like that was probably the most I didn't even I wasn't that drunk
But I was like drunk enough, you know where I was like, whatever and I get back in there
It's like it's already so late. It's like 1 a.m. I'm so tired. I get in there. I'm like, oh, fuck
There's no way I'm gonna fucking sleep tonight. Yeah, I'm already like walk around
I feel like I'm getting being watched and shit
That was the that was the winch camps, bro. That wasn't a ghost. I know
They're being watched or something
But also that the next morning where I was like wish you told me I was like, oh my god
It was cold as fuck in my room last night
And then that got me like that I like, you know, I convinced myself that the ghost was in there
It was like pitch dark in there too. Like honestly, I can't believe I fucking I can't believe that shit
I love it. I love a brother portals or the portals have been opening for you this year
I've been doing this goes for the like we're gonna freeze them out fuck with it
And they're like this motherfucker got up scratch his balls and turn the heat on and went back to bed
This dude's a fucking psychopath, dude
It's probably those motion sensor thermostats say do you remember we're talking about those?
Oh the middle of the night you don't move and then they shut off to save power and you're freezing your ass off or burning
Up cuz cuz the air conditioner went off
Dude, I don't know. I had it was like a I don't fuck what what I mean
This shit fucked me up. I'm like, how long did it take you to figure out how to turn the heat on?
I turn it on like when I got in the rooms, I was like, it's fucking cold
I know I'm gonna be fucking cold I crank that bitch up and then like I woke up and it was like
Oh, it's set to 71 and it's like 64. I'm like, what the fuck?
It was on air conditioning wasn't it when I when I went check it again, yeah, but I know for a fact
They don't know that technology bro, they was they wasn't around I did that guys was too lazy to make the room cold himself
So I get back in there, you know, okay, I gotta I gotta I gotta stake this place out
You know, I gotta dig around see what the deal is. I'm digging around for this fucking portal, you know
Pull into a portal fucking bathroom cabinet like
Then I open this random fucking drawer and like in the very back of the drawer was a Bible
So I pulled the Bible out and I put that shit on my bed
Okay. Okay goes. I know you like the bathroom clothes. I'm closing the bathroom door
You didn't have to fucking slam it in the middle of night. Oh my god
You the main boss didn't camera in there probably laughs so hard at this
Honestly has just talking to him fucking self
I was like, you know what? I'm true. I like example. I'm like
I do I think I do because I'm afraid of them
But has just taken to himself Trump doesn't believe in ghosts. Why should I
That but that next morning I had to like I here I might I
Had to go now fucking bathroom me in the shower
Cuz I think that's what it goes this is in the bathroom. I think she's like eternally taking a shit
When the mirror gets steamed up either take your hand or you get a little bar of soap and you write red rum on it
And then you dry it off really good. So you can't see it. But the next person that stays here with all that room up
But it so they're not like I had to take that shower the next morning, you know, and I swear to God, okay
The entire time I was in the shower those fucking lights were flickering both of them
There was two lights in there and they were flickering the whole time. I was like, oh my god
That was winch of camera, I know
But then I get out of the shower and they stopped yeah, I was I was still watching
That'd be freaked out too actually
That's cool. So now you believe in ghosts
I mean that sounds like you believe in ghosts
It's okay, son Colonel Eldridge was fucking spooning me that first night
Don't know what all this mumbo jumbo is but I don't like it. Yeah, I know dude. I know I
Good, buddy. Are you really good?
What are you been up to bro
Just living the dream buddy
It's medicine and it's legal here
But here's the thing is we our lawmakers are trying to make it so that
We can't smoke the good good, did you hear that
Yeah, they're trying to cap
Yeah, we'll be sending all the dust backs down there for sure
But Michigan is like lobbying like paying off
They just see that red rocket coming over the border
Because you guys were meant to get stores like in a few months, right?
Yeah, we have stores, but it's for the medicinal and they can open up like to everyone and
Bet like dude if I was Michigan like I would be like doing that carry like shit like calling them up
We'll pay 10 million yeah, that's the thing it's like
I don't know, but I don't know what their deal is. I don't know why they want to like fuck with people shit
Like we voted for it, bro
They were doing it cuz yeah, they were trying to do like a 5% gap or whatever it was
And they they didn't even have enough medical cards for people because they were doing it with medical cards
Ridiculous, but then Atlanta, it's like
They decriminalized downtown
So it's just like a misdemeanor if you're caught
Have a lot more to worry about than fucking busting people with weed, right, right
Medicinal shit cuz the better steps on the street, you know
Fact that the good thing about having legalized weed though is that your is that your neighborhood dope man got a lowers prices
Backs that is true, but it's like cuz I uh, I know that is true because he didn't do that for me ever
So here comes that fucking ginger dude, yeah
Definitely always has that look of like you're always getting custody prices for sure
Just sitting down there waiting for a motherfucker two hours late to fucking overcharge me 200. I'm at the red light dude
I'm about to pull up. Yeah
Yeah, the reason is is because like what are you gonna do about it, right but now
Listen man, if you're late again, like I'm just gonna keep driving to Michigan or like I'm just not gonna get it from you anymore
And then if people stop buying all of a sudden, maybe he'll show up on time and he'll be like, hey man
You buy I got these carts now, you know, me and my boys are making them. We'll give it to you for like 20
You know you get at the store. It's like 40. No, no, no, listen block it
I thought that's what would happen to like I stopped buying from that fucker and just kept going to Michigan and then he was like
Bro, I was God all this. I'll give you a special price. It was like $20 off
That's special for you though
Next time you talk to him, it's always good to just flip it on him
Right and make him feel like shit is just always ask this question. Let me ask you something. Mr. Drug dealer
Like would you if you were me, would you buy from you?
They'll be like, well, yeah, and I'd be like why and
And they'll just sit there and look at you like an idiot because they're probably fucking fried out of their mind
I and they just say like yeah
I mean like do 20 bucks for you to be still an hour late like no
Please stop calling me and then the next time he'll be like hey man
What if I give you like 30 bucks off? You can just be like man. I suck a bit suck these nips
It's gonna be fucking 10 years before I can afford his fucking shit
Yeah business right but also I mean it's Ohio so expected
The fucking tone you just used about my state dude my beautiful fucking state I don't know you don't believe that
Like I like my women dusty
Were you eating block a I mean, I'm just eating like my wife made up my wife my wife
Fucking do that. Like I catch myself doing that at work now. Like yeah
Rule if someone says my wife everyone has to yell the Borat line or it's like a bad harvest
She made a bunch of ground beef and she's like hey, you know for tacos and there's taco stuff in the fridge
And so I came in here and I worked late tonight
And I'm just sitting here like with the giant wooden spoon like spoon feeding myself just taco seasoned ground beef
Great great for the year. Okay. Thank you. That's a wonderful story. Can you
Black cloud loves this dude
Black time me like I'm hated from food. He loves listening to like mouth sounds family
Black cloud loves that family eat dinner content
He's a he's a muggle dude
Yeah, I've seen Harry Potter who hasn't seen Harry Potter
Dude is it against your religion what no, I was just doing other things happen cuz he talks to Barney
That's just like the same thing dude. Even if I didn't want to watch Harry Potter. I had to watch Harry Potter
Congrats, bro. I'm happy for you. No, I want to know how you made it through
That's us dude somebody hasn't seen any others I haven't seen any of them
You must not have nerds around you at all now just self-respect that's all
Me cushion like five other people in this world haven't seen it
I'm okay with that fun. You haven't seen it either. I haven't seen any of it
I think I've seen of the first one
I think I watched like the first 20 minutes on an airplane once and I just turned it off
So you have seen some I guess yeah
He was like at the airport or something wasn't he or like
Now I just I don't know I haven't seen any and I haven't seen Lord of the Rings
Like it was the Narnia thing
Easy cranky like it was on and I didn't watch it
I've watched a lot that you guys would think is terrible. So
Block I feel you mad cuz back in the 80s. I didn't see ET for ages and people were giving me a hard time
You haven't seen and I'm like, what the fuck I missed it. I didn't see it, you know
Well, that's it do this thing five like everybody has
Like they're one that they're not intentionally trying to watch like for me minds the Godfather
It took me until I was like 35 to watch it because everybody kept telling me don't watch it on network table
You got to watch like the VHS or this because it's like there's so much that censored out
When it's on like TNT and I just I never had a version of it like the uncensored version
So I just didn't watch it until I was 35 and I was like man
I probably would have appreciated this movie a lot more if I'd have watched it when I was like eight
So I don't really watch it
But my dad and my brother-in-law had this Thanksgiving thing where they would always watch the God it was here Thanksgiving or Christmas
But they watched the Godfather and I'm like, it's I sound like a holiday show
Over Christmas you're like do you guys do any weird traditions? Like what are you getting at dude? You're like, what do you
He's like do you guys like watch the Godfather I was like, no, I've never heard of that
He's yeah, and then he told me a star. I was like, that's weird, dude
It was some weird thing. They did and my dad wasn't a movie watcher either
But for some reason he would watch the Godfather and sleep to the Masters. Your dad was like a secret mob boss five
Your hair is impressive I
Need to see the Godfather
Yeah, you should you should have watched it with your ghost
Yeah, you should have asked him to bring a pottery wheel up to your room
Hash's experience would have been more like in a scary movie too with like but the Tory spelling scene dude
Dude, she's she's getting the but she's getting the brakes beat off her by that ghost. He doesn't know any of these
Yeah, I don't watch movies on Tiktok whatever
Wait hash, are you too young to have ever?
Are you too young to have ever witnessed one of the best parody movies of all time screamed to or a scary movie, too?
With my god, it had an affairs in the Wayans brothers
My strong movie to came out so I doubt hash does try like around 2,000, but it's my strong hand. This was like 40
So so you didn't watch any movie before you were bored your parents don't have you watching the scary movie when you're four
Like I was born and I was born in 84. I've seen movies that
Hash doesn't do hash doesn't live like that
Where Helen Hunt is walking through the ant's yard in the lake the storms rolling in
Where's just some about that
That is like the creepiest scene
How many how many of our missus you've been drinking already, buddy?
I literally just got off work like 15 minutes ago. So that means nothing
And so it's the first one to answer your question, you know
No, not anymore, you know what I you know, I don't know why but when you said goosebumps
You know, it really grinds my gears. You ever heard somebody you ever heard somebody call them goose pimples
I got goose acne right now
I don't either I got out of here you hear somebody says that and you're just like yeah, we're not we can't be friends
Isn't it weird like okay, let's go around the room that on that
What are words like just basic everyday words that you just absolutely hate so far anything anything hash emphasizes?
That's an obvious one moist should only be described used to describe like I don't like the P word that means something like really like
Important or whatever. I can't
Mine's not words. It's inflection. It's when people wind down and the end of their sentences like like hash
Do you know where is not a problem, but the word panties is a problem
Yeah, I don't like that. Well cuz dudes underwear is called like boxers or briefs or whitey tighties
So like all that shit is cool for you. I just don't like the word
I'm not saying that I don't like them. I don't like the word
Cranky we're trying to figure it out. Just give us a minute
You're so retarded I just said it's not that I don't like them. I don't like the word
The word is it associated with something?
Yes, it's because yeah associated with female female genitalia. Yeah
Cranky we got to the bottom of it. Anyways, all right
Craig you thought you thought about jockstraps. No, we went to go back on you
When she doesn't have any least favorite words except for maybe like love
You sound like you sound like bricks from Anchorman I like words
Actually, thank you for saving that Bible for some reason and this is just it's one of those things that is just so unnecessary
How much it just angers me, but it does. So in our system, right? We were on the phone system
You know, which one leaving you people boy. Okay, I mean shut the fuck up
Did you call him five alive no, I did not
He's not a 1980s robot right which by the way Johnny five that was short-circuit great great movie
So anyways, right when we we have to put when we go on break or when we go on when we go for our lunch break
Labeled lunch. So when we go on lunch break
We have to go into meal and it just fucking annoys me so much like what meal like what break are you gonna take?
Enjoy meal break employee number one two three four five
It's not like they have to differentiate because there's a first second and third shift
So they can't say lunch because other people are taking like, you know
A break for like breakfast or a break for you know, like your lunch break is at like 2 a.m. Or some so it's just
Universal for meals, right? We're open for 12 hours a day
All right, you take a fucking lunch break and it just it frustrates me
Unnecessarily, but I absolutely fucking hate it. I
Don't eat the actual meal, but I hate the fact that I have to do that at work
Does anybody else understand what is happening?
Are you mad at meals dude
Yeah, some people around the world don't get a meal every day bro, you do yeah, God bless you, dude
If one person did it I guess I can wait is hot dog in here did I hear the crickets he's down there
I hit like six fucking sound effects within 30 seconds
Him dude, that's what I said
That'll be in my craw for the future a butcher craw to dude
Keep your foot out of your car man
All right, we cops right your door wins
Can't help but love you winch, it's tough man
We have a wonderful love 90% love 10% hate and then see it works very well
You know, there's gotta be hate in a relationship
Wow, that's such good advice
Someone's gonna piss someone off especially if they get easily pissed off and you're like
Can do is, you know do that?
See you guys didn't know that
That diffuses everything in a hot kiss and a little rubby rub, you know back
Good looking it's not worth it
You're a game yeah, good working. Yeah, very good working
I don't know dude. I think I still got this ghost in me
Interesting interesting terminology
Is that why you act the way you do
Dude we gotta get away dude
Well, you got to go up to ADHD farm and just pray
Is of all people who would say you forgot the are
Which never forgets the are does it especially the hard one? Yeah
Say again when she told us that he was gonna get you a Chanel backpack
Oh, yeah, that's what I wanted to ask you about HD with Solana shit coins. What are you doing?
What did I sign a contract that I'm not allowed to fucking you did you're an etherium
Actually, yeah, tell us about your so Rama
I'll tell you what it's fun
You know no gas fees makes like trading small amounts of money for poor people fun again
It's fun and if it's fun then what the fuck's the harm
But I'm telling you like I
Remember back in the day. I made a ton of money in Cardano and all the etherium fuckheads gave me so much shit
I was like guys. I'm right here with you
I was like, but it doesn't mean this is the only thing I'm ever gonna fuck with if something is fun
I'm gonna fuck with it and that shit is fun right now
I'm just asking you about it
Cuz you know how fucking tribal everyone is on a theorem
Oh, yeah, people have said some really fucking stupid shit to me and I'm just like fuck off
Like shit pointing go for it. But yeah, and if these absolutely not on us on like Solana
Yeah, I haven't fucked with NFTs, but like the gas is the
User interface it's not that bad for some stupid shit coin fuckery with really low money
Really high leverage to 100x leverage like that's fucking so much fun
Made 90 bucks off of Harambee. Yeah
Anita wind that I lost some money on probably lost like 20 bucks on it
About that easy coin that hustler was talking about I think I made like 10 bucks
But like you can sell when you're up five dollars because gas fees are like pennies
So like with ETH you have to be up a fuck ton and it seems to like never happen
You know unless you have a ton of money to put it back. I mean, that's true. I like you can
People do you like shit coins on fucking Ava action. So it's the same thing. It's fun, dude. It's like
That was that was Cincinnati, Ohio
Who's that guy who's undo the memes in the
The photographer of Harambee like DMCA his Harambee that piece
Dude I feel like I know what you're talking about it was such it was one of the funniest things ever
He was like he was like at war with the photographer of Harambee
Hash to remember when that dude that had all those wild animals in Ohio fucking turn them all loose. Oh
Yeah, I remember like it was like a lion right? He had like a lion. He had like fucking
like dude, there was like
50 animals like bears and lions and shit and jaguars and all kinds of wolves and
Remember there I remember like the lion specifically cuz it was like by a busy road and it looked insane
They brought in like Jack Hanna. Yeah, like catch them dude. There was like 50 crazy
Fucking top tier predators. This dude just turned loose and then shot himself
Holy shit. Wait, why did he say it was worse?
Cuz he was gonna commit suicide and he didn't want them all to starve. So he just like turn
This was somewhere down by a hash in Ohio and the dude was yeah
Turned all these crazy animals loose and they committed suicide and then people were just like driving down the road
They're like, there's a fucking lion
I remember like the news playing all these diamond one calls is like dude all these people like I just fucking saw a pack of wolves
In a fucking bear, they're running down Main Street. Holy shit. Sounds like Canada, bro
The Bigfoot sightings went up to the Jaguar
Dude there was dude, I wish I remembered all the different animals that shit was wild
Just like you're like a nine-year-old getting out of elementary school and a fucking Jaguar like walks past you
That what you would say to fuck no, I've run the other way I did I've run that I've run that bitch over my car
You think you could outrun a big cat? No, I'd be in my car, dude. I'm never walking. I'm a lot
Hmm. Yeah, I just gotta outrun somebody else
Okay, oh my god, that's so funny you could outrun one person. Yeah. Yeah
Maybe kick the heel in their foot so they kind of do that
Ashespin ankles though too. So someone might do that
Lions tigers bears wolves
My god, dude, Ryan's that's crazy. Oh my did you find it? Oh, yeah
Terry Thompson for 50 of his 56. Yeah, wait, so
60 didn't like I was like, ah fuck him. Hmm. I wonder what the other six
Six of them what the fuck he released 50
He was where did the other six go stay home and like chill? He was like Joe's Arctic. Yeah, Zanesville
Where the fuck is Zanesville, Ohio?
It's like 15 minute 20 15 20 minutes for me, I think
That was by Columbus wasn't it? Yeah, it's 50 miles 52 miles
What about like chimps or gorillas or something that can pull your arm they'll pull your arm off and just use it to like slap things
They'll pull your arm off and slap you with it. Yeah, you with the bloody end
Dude, one of the engineers I work with is Indian and he told us that when he was growing up
They had bars on their window because of the monkeys and his parents always told him like don't fuck with him
And he said that when he was a little kid
He was teasing one that was in a tree outside his window
And he had food and he was like fucking with it
And he said he got too close to the window and the thing grabbed his hair
It fucking started slamming his head into the fucking bars and his dad had to come in to like fight the monkey off
Like I make him tell everybody like any new people this story because it's so funny
it's just like dude imagine like
You got like these little primates that'll try to fuck you up and like steal your shit
They do they rob people's houses. He said if I was that little monkey, too
I'd just be sitting there going, you know, you got to go outside at some point. Yeah
I'm gonna meet you at the door
Give me your banana. I know you have one
This bar is this bar profile picture of fucking guinea pig with a ball guy get his mouth no
He's not trying to steal bananas, dude
I'm like a candy rainbow sprinkle ice cream on a hot summer day
Okay, all right, you might sober up for a few days and think that over, you know
All that stuff all that good stuff, you know all the all the usuals
Just go there and say crazy shit to the people I don't know and they all laugh
I just went there and said really wild shit the whole time
You know one of us one of us it was funny
They had like fights like, you know, like when hash that has to like yell at when she boot him from a space
It's like they had all that type of shit going on to like in fighting their crew
Somebody was being a dick. I
Had to yell at some motherfuckers last night. It got crazy
I never yell but I had to raise my voice in a space and actually like cut some people out, you know
People are people are really passionate about those I am and I'm passionate about it
It was even about those. What were they fighting about? The one
No, the chick was like being a bitch you're being a bitch
She's been a whole bit like that works. Yeah
Farah's rugged don't run like that bar. Come on you you can show off for the doe spaces
But oh you get here all second start rugged. I see how it is. That's cool. Yeah, all right. Do you read us over?
Over 10 4 9 or USA. Why was the bitch being a bitch?
Someone was a bitch to her. See oh, it's like a model or something. She came in sassy
You're a dirty whore no you are he's like, I'm a model
Have no, I don't remember do who's something
Models usually like it was absolutely entertaining to me at the time though. I remember that
We've done a bit of modeling. Haven't you hash? Huh? You've done a bit of modeling, haven't you?
Did you say panties no singular panty panty, yes
Like a can you even use shampoo or is it too close, dude?
Pantene I use Pantene Pro-V
Yeah, well, I can't do it dude
Also, I'm back I didn't know you're gone
Huh, I didn't that what I just I didn't say it for you in the first place, okay
We were talking about the animals
He's a sheba, you know, his name is ball Z. He's all Z. Yeah, but we call him team
Little pomeranian that was all famous for a while, you know
No, nobody remembered that little dog who wouldn't it's like just calm or something
You know what? I don't keep track of famous dogs
He was like that. I think he was on he's either on Instagram or tick tock early on I think it was musically when he was big
When tick tock was musically still
Anyway, never mind, I'll look up
Great story though. I liked it
How y'all never heard of teams you've been on the internet since fucking 19 forever and you ain't never heard of James
You gonna make us talk about movies we haven't seen again
Fuck that's my entire life
Reference from 1980 movie
Cool reference, I don't think he has yeah, dude the one space that you had it's like I guessed
It was like what's that dude's name David Horvath or something. They said
Like a reference and you could tell that hash had no clue. What the fuck they were talking about
Remember that you like he has no idea what that reference was about
Rob prove it. Yeah, I probably did
When y'all were talking about Al Pacino and
What was it the Irishman and all that and I'm like I got nipples Jack can you can you milk me?
Nobody picked up on it. That's the same nothing. You remember that one for meet the fuckers. Nothing, dude
Of course, I remember that
Thank you, you can milk anything with nipples. Yeah, I got nipples Jack. Can you milk me?
Has have you ever seen the heat
Dude, you need to watch that movie dude. It's a good one. Yeah, DeNiro dogs are going crazy. Okay, dude
That's why they call it heat
That's that's all fake news what he just said to you
Well now I don't know what to believe. It's a bank robbery movie
Or cats or the bank robbers you don't know. Yeah, you'll just have to see it
More likely to lie to you ADHD or five. What's that movie? We're the day?
You know I'm talking about with that dog day afternoon with Al Pacino
The bank and they make like a fake wall and the dude stays in the bank for like a month
And then comes out with the money. Oh, is that money? That's cool. It's a great movie. What the fuck movie is it?
Is that money heist on Netflix? I don't know
Does that one heat we'll be talking about a movie and then hash will be like, oh is that spider-man each of the five
Spider-man into the fight of earth
Yeah hash, what is your favorite movie that came out before you were born
What did Titanic come out
Honestly couldn't name five movies that came out before I was born
Did your fucking jimmy house? Oh my god, there's like
Yeah, but fuck those movies
About the shining dude cuz like when you were telling us the ghost story
I was thought you're gonna be kissing some ugly woman in a bathtub
I wish that was another time actually
Can you name one movie made before you were born just one Star Wars
Which one? Yeah, which one?
Or actually no, no one came out after you were born
Yeah, we can't trust you at all
Did I watch Star Wars when you have to watch good fellas this year, bro
You have to the first one came out where we took little
Kansas slime and we were pretending to sneeze and throwing little bits of the slime into the crowd
It was called inside man, I bet it was
Just pinned it up top dude, I just I just wouldn't I rebel to find it
Hash was inside man old week
And it came in a little trash can
Mindy you are a fucking saint
She's watching her Chinese over the
That are dubbed Vietnamese, yeah, they're speaking both languages at the same time
As an American to say that's like that that's that that's like yeah, I mean people do speak other languages
That's too much for my brain, dude, yes
Thing though, it's just called Spanglish and it's like really like what people use
They need to erase the Chinese parts so they can overdub the Vietnamese part and they don't so it's just so funny
I'm like, it's not too languages. So it'd be correct South Korean and
Japanese look at these dirty me
My gosh, you know, there was some dirty ones too. We said Christmas trees then we would pull our nipples out
Stick your finger up the hole then you got a tizzy roll and my mom's gonna say it and she
Push the button good probably
I really don't want to keep learning about wenches issues
Every issue which has I find to be
Hilarious, it's a look into the future for you really
Appreciate you guys. Thanks for coming out
If only I could have a hot Vietnamese, well, I mean you're gonna go it's in your future
How old were you when you got Mindy
What are we talking about
What's stupid what's that in how old
Years old you got 24 years ago. So we've been married I think
Well, let's see. So 20 years ago, it's 44
Congrats lawyers and female
Don't know what she does and you still haven't proven she exists. Yeah
Prove myself to you cranky. I didn't realize that was part of my
It's all of us bro. Mmm. Well, yes disappointing. I don't know a little bit. Yeah, sometimes I can have
Sometimes I can have my own things. Okay, you got
We won't tell it's recorded space with your closest friends
Mm-hmm. Did she have a penis?
Yes, they say there's no there's no such thing. It takes with dicks. It's just guys
Charging forward handy though. Hey, why have we gotten off topic here that we're doing since when does this?
Subject bother you. When are we gonna get back to sweeping Bay Area?
Tell us tell us about all these women you've been dating recently hash
The first step you're gonna take to getting a woman is this catalog, all right?
Get out the credit card. Okay, I'm just gonna order one. Okay, you can buy your bed. Okay
You know what ad that list of hacked sites you sent me yeah, that's not on there
Oh, speaking of so piece jay grays here
Apart like even the AI ones they're all saying weird shit as a new mobile device the jay-gray
We should all get his face on our butt cheeks
What's wrong with jay-grays face on everyone's
It's jay slay to you fuckers
Carry around a Stanley cup jay-grays went to the world economic form of apes, dude
Like the cloud those motherfuckers
It I've got an old Stanley, you know the tall green like thermos
I'm gonna go out and smash my camping went on pick talk and say fuck you Stanley and see if everybody else's
you know, all the other guys will start doing it too cuz it's like
They've invaded our kitchens. You want to start a trend five? Yeah, I wish I could
Marketing thoughts on this trend
Honestly, I think it's a great idea. I think a lot of husbands or even
Ladies would join in and it would take over. I think let's do it. What about snoop?
This snoop no stay out of it
What's that no, I thought you said snoop away from your movement
You can't what snoop call been doing what's his neck what's his what's his next thing
Know what snoops up to Jay. Great. Hello
Snoop's gonna be he needs to do something sensible like hairline restoration
Partner up a little bro. Yeah, that motherfucker needs to shut the fuck up and retire
That's what he needs to do. They said bro, bro. No, he hasn't made good music since fucking
Fucking tens of thousands of dollars make shitty ass music with Gary Vee and others like come on. That's sweet
Oh my god, that Gary Vee song was so bad so bad
Gary Vee's like in the background doing ad libs and shit and then he like has a speech like in the middle of a song
It was called sell your house and live in the garage
Like Gary Vee was doing ad libs. It was the most cringe shit I've ever heard
No on a song it was a song it was a Snoop Dogg song and then Gary Vee's in the background like yeah
Get money and shit like that
Then the song just stops and Gary Vee's like you gotta live every day like if you laugh like it's some kind of
Because when I hear I need tissues
Hmm, okay, maybe not better but just like every time you see a pickle
What you like pickle cake, right he loves apokos
Apokos pokos. I really want to start doing people reviews
What happened with you in
Where where did he go sideways Jay Gray?
Has he ever had anything straight
That's a good question too
I don't think anything's wrong. Maybe I'm maybe I'm oblivious. I am sometimes me too
ADHD where you where you getting this from where you in your information. Yes, or that thing where Jay's reading quad right now
J. Gray picks pickles up off the ground
Take great thoughts if I see a pickle I'm gonna pick it up
Picking that up with my mouth
Nor that pickle slice did
We just do it the long way that works, too
That works anyway, I can get a pickle
Stop saying it like that, dude
That's a long pickle mister
What is wrong with you guys like for real
He's got a ghost inside of him, bro. Oh
Hash has a ghost in him inside man did
Just love going completely silent
Another room killer, huh? Yeah classic. Hey
Thank you. He's tired. He's tired though. It's all good dude
I'm just his funniest when he doesn't say words when he just makes noises or nothing at all
Don't talk about my noises J. Gray
Always fuck everything up
Wait, are you talking about me right now? Yeah
Like like if I give me one example
Here's sent me this meme and and like I fucking posted it and you're like no I didn't
He learned a lot from Trudeau
Need to hear this story start from the top
My grandma's whole life, what was his name?
You know, you know grandma God bless their shoes 300 pounds name. Wait, wait name was dick Winkler. Okay
Go down paint this scene for me at the table. Oh, yeah
Okay, is it like is it like evening
Well, we weren't even ready for it we had no idea are you ever ready for that
He's to have the wrestling magazines from the 70s where they would nick their foreheads with the razors
These wrestling magazines of blood pouring down their head
Trying to tell us a side quest story
And then he got my scared this to be they couldn't walk so God bless them but so anytime that's the first time I fucked a wrestler
All right, let's go back to the actual story where he told you he was gay
Yeah, you've got it kind of flipped out there while we're all like opening
All the time he was singing
Doing that I'm fucking Christmas
It's the gift that keeps on giving
What other kinds of magazines
It sounds like this was asked with the 100th gay joke of the night
What was your story similar when you came out at Christmas
He's a professional writer in Columbus
I'm straight as the stripes on the American flag
No, I love this I love this when she gonna sell us a story about your gay uncle and then be like hey hash
By the way, if you want to get laid listen to me listen, yeah, listen to me and my harem of gay uncles
Are you gonna go kill yourself
Thank you, please don't kill yourself you're worth more alive than dead. I mean hash
Hey, where's uh, where's uh kill you you're worth more alive to me than you are dead
Where's where slob hash, you know, why the fuck would I know baby? Yeah
Well, you didn't expect has to be taking care of the kid, did you?
Work trips right after having
What's going on with the two weeks
Nobody knows what two weeks for her to get ready for you
You always get to go weird
Bro, she wasn't being weird. She was she was talking about smoking weed. She's like smoke weed in two weeks
I didn't say it. Yeah you Justin
She was looking forward to getting high not getting let down
That one was pretty good, you know jay gray, they're not all gonna be bangers, but you throwing a good one every now and then they're not
You know, hopefully I'm tipping the scales back to good. Yeah, that was good
Yeah, you're doing good that jay gray, yeah
Just yeah, just keep sticking to making hash jokes and even if they don't hit and still appreciate it. Yeah
See I've always got bangers there exactly you didn't do that
Be pretty cool. Who just is that when she what are you yawning, dude?
Don't bring him into this
You look tired actually, oh my god, I'm so tired. So was it how long did it take you to get there?
Thanks for asking that one
Like hour and a half from Chicago to Kansas like two or three hours fucking
Layover and we had a delay
Damn, you get no direct flight to Columbus a lot. You're you waste stuff over there. I
Have fucking stops bro. Oh
It's basically like it's basically like daylight savings time reverse
You went to a game down there right didn't you dude? Yeah, we were to the bat like the Kansas basketball game
They're playing Cincinnati. Yes. It was fucking sweet. Well, that would have been fun to watch
Yeah, yeah, West Virginia beat Kansas the game before that they did
But we're we're still seven and twelve. So who gives a shit?
Yeah, they they were telling us about how they they had just lost to like the two worst teams in the Bay 12
I was like, oh West Virginia. Yep, that's us
They're not lying. Okay, you play for them you play for that team blocker. I sure did not
Man, we were all one team united. Oh, yeah
That is awesome, that's really cool
Yeah, it's crazy. Like when I was in college and I came out and I was like, wait a second
Like you guys had to pay to go to the games like yeah, like now what now we didn't pay to go to anything
Football or basketball and we were good
Is it expensive to go to a college game it can be
Usually it shouldn't be but it is. Yeah, usually there's like the
There's like a certain amount of student tickets that are free
Then like you can get shit ass seats for pretty cheap usually
But like nice seats are expensive for sure
Did the other thing so they have this look at this up actually they have a national history museum on their campus
Know they so they walk us through they've got this big
God what the fuck would you even call it? It's it's like a pan or a tree
Like nature scene. Okay, that was made by this dude in
1900 and it's like this world explorer that like went around the world and wanted to like find ones like all these species, you know and like
Like bring them back and save them and like preserve them
There's basically like taxidermy before it was taxidermy or like but like the first version of taxidermy and
They have like all these fucking animals in this fucking case
There's like polar bears and fucking monkeys and two kids and shit and he like went out and found and killed all of them
But then the way that they make these things is like with arsenic so that you can't touch them because they're poisonous
It's crazy. But then uh, you go into their basement and they've got like
200,000 different species and
They are all kept in these like fucking jars that are like that have ethanol in them
And there's like like you'll go to a jar
There's like fucking 40 snakes of the same kind or like 30 fish or like, you know
Like frogs dead frogs fucking all these animals and these fucking jars like fish reptiles
and like all that kind of shit lizards and
The top floor and it's the same thing
But there's no jars because it's just all a bunch of fucking big-ass birds and monkeys pelts and fucking
Lion pelts and leopard pelts and shit. You're like you're gonna do this
That that's that's different. That's it. That's like a separate thing
This is like they have they they they said oh, it was like 1900 just when the dude did that but then
All their animals and shit
It's like they have all of the what the fuck is it called like the first time the first animal of the species ever discovered
Mm-hmm the type cast or some shit. I don't fucking know but they've got a bunch of those
So like they've got a room of like, oh, this is the first fucking
New species of this snake that was ever found or this lizard or this fucking whatever the fuck
It was all disgusting by the way and smelled like assholes
But it's cool, I guess you like that kind of
Yeah, look this is the first one of these let's kill it put it in a jar. Yeah, that's what they do
I mean, it's kind of fucked up man
It's what it's precise you they like study all this shit with them like, you know fucking I don't know
Dude, they told me why it wasn't terrible, but I was like, and they say there wasn't autistic people back then
Did the college I went to and near Savannah had the
Smithsonian tick collection
Holy shit. Yeah, because there's such it's like a lot of tick research in South, Georgia
Yeah, cuz there's shit load of ticks. There's a shit load of ticks
It's like this is like like Tourette's yeah
It's talking about bugs and shit now, oh, I'll leave again buddy. I don't bitch
Buddy on biscuit that ass
That was it. That was a girl with the ticks that was on Chris Colombo show. Oh, no, I remember. Yeah, that was
He was trying not to laugh not ticks the bug chicks from Tourette's
Sorry cranky, you know, they start talking about it and it and it triggers fuck, you know, it triggers it. Honestly, I get it
Trust me. I get it. Are we
If I shouldn't be making fun of retarded people, I'm sorry
They're considered a retard I don't think so
Think a lot of them are highly intelligent
Yeah, I think I I think I should I'm gonna be in an asshole. I'm sorry. I
Think you're funny right now. Honestly, I watch this documentary about these
Tourette's dudes that go on they're like in the UK and they go on this like camping trip
But this like hunting and fishing gun store
Dude, they're like at the gun counter and he screams everybody down. This is a robbery
It was like dude the camera you could see the camera like jerk like the dude knew like this is a bad
They're like he has Tourette's he has Tourette's
Do like the people behind the counter had sidearms on you know, yeah, they all do it
No, this is this is uh, I
Don't know where the fuck they were but it was like just a documentary these dudes traveling going camping
That's that's the funniest thing you could ever have at a gun store
That is pretty crazy actually I
Think Shane Gillis actually did a bit about it. Oh
Bro, I was like if he predicted a fucking tick. No, he tells the story about
Cash believes in ghosts now. He thinks people are psychic
He talks about it. It's the funniest fucking thing you could ever have happen if you have that tick
It's fucking hilarious. I mean truly right you guys seen that tick-tock where it's like two people that have
Uber driver the passenger
Say and fuck fuck fuck the whole ride. It's hilarious. Yeah, they're like Tourette buddies all of a sudden
Where that one dude said wabam?
Do you remember that if he heard like a high-pitched noise? He yelled the bam
And then the guitar shop the dude was trying to tune the guitar and he just kept screaming wabam
Dude, it was the funniest shit ever
He's like it's the perfect pitch to make them
You'd ever be funny if you were in like a really quiet like like
piano show or something, you know, it gets like a real soft part and you just like
Wait, we can't say pussy. No, you can't just I didn't know
Don't know why I actually that though. Remember when hash got drunk in that space. Oh my god
No, he didn't keep saying it. He was whispering it, bro
Pussy over and over and over dude. He's so wasted
No, it's recorded. It's recorded. No and you wore the wig that day
That's and that was the mirror night incident. No. Yeah, that was
Make you shit up like that. I've been waiting a year for you to get that fucked up again
Before the blue couch mean do way before yeah
Did I miss black out drunk cash I know like I don't yeah
It was so not good. No. Oh, hey, where's my fucking newsletter? By the way hash
Yeah, inbox has been a bit a little empty lately. That one coming out dude. Don't worry
Dude why can't we get the wig back?
You can't have too much but good thing you fellas. No, I want you to wear the wig and say crazy shit about like
My pink wig hash you can wear that one. No, it's okay
So is there any gonna be any tales about your?
Encounter like in the newsletter that's coming out or is that only for this? Yeah, who was it? Kay money's girlfriend? Yeah, right
Yeah, okay money's girlfriends. Dude. That shit was fucking hilarious
That was what it that cuz nails he called it like peak stimulants or something
Took one too many at her all to do that
Yeah, you know be funny if I put on this blonde wig and pretended to be Kay money's girlfriend
That and I ordered the fucking jumpsuit to be Gary Vee
His picture of space I put it on cardboard and then I wrapped it around my face
Those are the times where the next day I'd be like, oh you remember talking about a Allison on spaces
Maybe like whose elephant and then he'd be like your ex-girlfriend and be like, oh no
You don't really you don't really party that hard like back then
Mean, I yeah, I don't know dude. I wasn't that why it was like on occasion for sure, bro
I heard you blacked out just saying pussy over no, I wasn't blacked out. I wasn't a blacked out
You were pretty sure what happened to you hash
I'm growing up. He's a new man. Yeah, he's growing up. He gets out of breath when he walks down the hallway. That's what happened
Stupid fucking health app and it said for over Tuesday and Wednesday. It was 15 miles. I walked
And that's good wrenching out with the mezcal, too
Come on now mezcal is not tequila
Not all tequila's are mezcal, right? I don't know
Enough to be considered tequila is just so far apart. That's the question. I still don't know
Hash had it, right? It's like a square rectangle thing. Yeah, let's go dude. I mean that was like a
Squares and rectangle thing, you know
Dude, can you please just get wasted and put that wig back on and like say some wild shit?
Yeah, you weren't there for those times those times were funny
And I made a bet that he would do it before fucking
No, the thing is the thing is he's he's been wearing the wig a lot lately, but he just hasn't told anyone
He puts on these like the ghost won't see
It rubs the lotion in or else it gets a hose again
That was so good. Like how fucking why used to be all the fact we're going we used to call him Curtis cabane
Okay, listen, I think it's time. I gotta go to bed, dude
Your little tie tie about to wig out, dude
Any top now for wig time before
Saturday I think but we'll see
I'm chillin on Saturday. All right, maybe a night
Well, uh, I'm back from fucking traveling for like five or six weeks now
So that's sweet. So everything's on normal scheduling for a while here. Who's that chick that played in bridesmaids?
Yeah, dude, she's amazing. You know, she's from Rochester, New York where I grew up. What was her name for Kristen wig
Kristen Wiig, what a weird name
Hope is Kristen big it is Kristen wig Kristen wig perhaps what it is. Fuck
Fuck you fuckers. All right
Go sweep your board a go fuck yourselves. We'll see you on Saturday. I'm going back to Solana. Fuck. Are you? Yeah