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SYC RADIO — SYC POKER‼️
Recorded: Aug. 10, 2025 Duration: 4:20:36Space Recording
Short Summary
In a dynamic discussion, the Schizuyuppie Corporation announced a strategic partnership and a token launch set for September 11th, signaling significant growth potential. The conversation also highlighted trends in yield generation and ongoing hiring efforts, reflecting a robust commitment to innovation and market expansion.
Full Transcription
Thank you. Oh I Oh I Thank you. Oh Oh, my God. Oh Music Thank you. I Oh, my God. so Music I'm I know you'll find life the other people We thought you were making a number on the wall
Daddy, I got your number
I need to make you mine
Daddy, don't change your number
It's 675309
It's 675309
Billy Billy, you're off the bell for me
You don't know me but you make me so happy.
I tried to call you before, but I lost my name.
I tried my imagination, but I wasn't dead. I got it, I got it, I got your number on the wall.
I got it, I got it, for a oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I 865309 865309 865309
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865309 865309 Let's fucking go, motherfuckers!
Let's go, fucking.
What the fuck is going on, people?
August 9th, Captain Stewart J. Payne,
CEO of the Schizuyuppie Corporation.
We're back at it again.
It's Saturday.
You know what that means?
Your favorite 1980's radio station
playing all the fucking 1980's
bangers, deep cut songs you might know
songs you might not
we learn every fucking time here
it's been a great week, we got lots to get into
gonna be a sick show tonight folks
it's gonna be great, it's gonna be sick
right off the top I must read, Overlord sent me this Show tonight, folks. It's going to be great. It's going to be sick.
Right off the top.
I must read.
Overlord sent me this redacted file.
It's up in the jumbo.
Official SYC announcement.
Sick employee of the month for July.
JB Bizzle is not here yet. He was dominating out there.
PFP changed.
Sick Radio co-hosting me late night.
Two times, two Saturdays in a row.
Four in the morning to seven.
Fucking been chilling.
He's been chilling.
Working hard on the timeline.
Going to other spaces.
Making a good name for Skips of the Uppy Corporation.
We'll get back into that if he shows up, and we'll
congratulate him to his face.
Got the greatest co-host in the game.
Kyle, highest priest, that's why Steve joined me.
The fuck's going on, Kyle? How the fuck
you feeling? It's Saturday, baby.
I hope the vibes are well with you.
Well, it's sick summer. It's Saturday. Feeling great.
With you all, I feel even better.
Jenny, Jenny, I got your number. By the way,
I used it for my Velo
rewards program. Buy two cans of Velo
at the certain gas stations. Enter in
8675309, whatever your area
code happens to be. You'll get the discount.
That was Two Cone JJ with
8675309, Jenny, Jenny,
1982. Thanks, Jenny, for the
discount. Do you know who
was the song before that?
The song before that?
No, I don't know that one, no.
That was Phil Collins with The West Side.
Just an instrumental, like slow jam lead in.
That was Phil Collins.
We got a Phil Collins song out of the way.
We played Phil Collins.
Sneaky Phil.
Sneaky Phil today, baby.
Never played that one.
Office album, Hello, I Must Be Going.
Jenny, Jenny.
Never played that song on sick radio.
Can you believe that, Kyle?
I don't believe I've ever played 8, 6, 7, 5, 3, 0, 9.
I've never done that.
I've talked about the Velo switch that we pivoted from Zen to Velo.
Shout out Coffee Zen in the OG days. And then I talked about the 8, 6, 7, 5, 3in to Velo. Shout out Coffee Zin in the OG days.
And then I talked about the 8675309
and regarded the rewards program. Yeah, so it was like
a callback, but no, we never played this song. It's
unbelievable. Memorable. Memorable
song. So I'm you at the
room. We got cool people here.
We got the freak Nick
in the house. We got Yannick
Stu and
Momo. Join us early in the show.
Shout out all the listeners.
Like a retreat space.
Go post in all the fucking chats.
Go spam the chats, people.
Let's get going.
It's going to be Saturday.
Someone's going to win Redacted 2.
We've got the wheel and everything at 9 o'clock.
It's going to be sick.
Sick show.
Who wants to go first?
Freak Nick was here first.
What the hell is going on, Freak Nick?
What is up, brother? I just wanted to say that hits close to home with me because in my court-ordered mental health classes for my schizophrenia,
there's a dude that they ask you every day on your little check-in sheet, how are your emotions? Happy, sad, angry, indifferent, whatever.
And he always puts 8-6-7-5-3-0-9
on all his numbers.
That's pretty funny.
Shout out every day, too, by the way.
8-6-7-5-3-0-9.
That's a good idea.
If I ever go get arrested,
just answer all the answers with 8-6-7-5-3-0-9.
They have no idea what the hell you're talking about.
It's almost like pleading the fifth,
but you will be put in a mental institution if you're in certain states or countries
I don't know other countries laws about that shit, but yeah
Me to recite the alphabet backwards. I was like, I'm pretty sure it starts with like eight six seven five three oh nine or something
Yeah, why would I ever know how to do that? And why would I ever be able to do that? Go fuck yourself cop?
Why would I ever know how to do that?
Why would I ever be able to do that?
Go fuck yourself, cop.
Shut up to my baby mama.
I know the actual alphabet I can do.
If I really waste my time to be able to learn the alphabet backwards,
it's why.
Why do that?
Come on.
Get out of here, sir.
I'm all about the why.
Sir, let's debate fucking.
Let's go.
Never mind.
There's no debate at all.
Guys, if you ever get in trouble, just call a lawyer and get a better lawyer.
M-L-K-J-I-H-G-F-E-D-C-B-A.
Did you see that they changed the order of the alphabet?
L-M-N-O-P is no longer L-M-N-O-P because apparently it's too hard for people to say.
I fucking forgot.
That was like, what, six months ago, I think.
I forgot about that.
Was that real?
Was that like four?
Was that one plus one isn't two
is that like what is that shit still going on two plus two equals four except for extremely
large quantities of two well yeah they're they're doing the common core shit to the english language
now it's it's crazy it's crazy i thought i was the crazy one these people are fucking crazy they're
all crazy yeah you're right you tell them at the mental institution.
CEO of Pace says, you're all crazy!
You sons of bitches.
I believe it, though. I fucking
believe it.
We got Momo in the house. Let's go to
pitch over to Momo. Momo, what the
fuck's going on? Do we got Strawberry Fields
Forever? We got a dead microphone. She just
supported us. Yes, hi, my skitzer
people. Oh my god. Berry fields forever
Thank you freak Nick. Thank you very much for that. I
Think I'm rich and I've recovered my 2011 IMAX. So I'm really really proud of myself
Think I was really fucking smart back in day and i'm now skits are retarded
autistic and non-dive nice so i'm so proud of myself like i'm like 19 year old momo did that
whoa so it was a nice seagate uh recovery day for me how are you doing guys love your pink glasses you know you look sexy
hi kyle oh hi momo what's up boy oh you have lord and raids and you have the same
hats nice i love it we got lots of america first hats you know shout out all the america first
hats shout out nicholas. Fuentes out there
Yeah, like I wasn't talking over you. I'm sorry my friend. What were you saying?
America first
America first
If it ain't America, it ain't first
That's not the real catchphrase. I was
That sounds stupid was that stupid has made it up guys like I'm smoking weed again. We're drinking cracking over some drinks
Let's keep the music flow in here What's that stupid? I just made it up, guys. Look, I'm smoking weed again. We're drinking. We're cracking over some drinks.
Let's keep the music flowing here.
Where should we go, Kyle? Where should we go here?
Should we rip it up?
Yeah, we're gonna rip it up. This is another song never played. What a band name.
A little funky song.
I don't know if it's really that funk. I've only heard it a couple times.
It's called Rip It Up.
Rip It Up.
1983 hit single
by the band called Orange Juice.
Rip It Up, Sick Radio. When I did find you something such within me, you would stand yourself in the ring.
If I could have held you, I would have held tell you rip it up and start again
Rip it up and start again
Rip it up and start again
I hope to God, you're not a sound but you make up
I hope to God, I hope to God Oh Oh Oh my pride Rip it up and start again
Rip it up and start again
I hope to God you're not as dumb as you may go
I hope to God
I hope to God
I hope to God I'm not as dumb as you may go I hope to God I hope to God I'm not as numb as you and me, girl
I hope to God
I hope to God
And there were times they'd take my pants
To the blocks we start again
I'd see the best that there were things in life
That one can't quite express
You know me and my team
Dum-dum
You know the and my team, drum drum You know the scenic ferry, drum drum
And my favorite thousand titles, oh drum Thank you. I said rip it up and rip it up, rip it up and rip it up, rip never heard it rip it up sick radio
Kyle what'd you think about that song?
That was a weird one, but kind of good, huh?
Yeah, I mean, what's he talking about? Like a diary entry?
You write it down, you rip it up, and then you start again?
Or is it some kind of spirit work or shadow work?
It was a God callback. Very God-coded.
I forgot I was going to rant and do a callback before that song.
But yeah, God-coded. Shout out God.
Rip it up. I don't know what I'm talking about.
Who knows?
Go search it up if you want to know more
about the band
and their big hits.
Rip it up.
Payne, can I thank you for something real quick?
Sure.
You gave me the courage to rebrand
to fucking 0x Freaknik.
I finally did it.
Didn't want to fucking make people confused by changing the name,
but you were like, goddammit, bro, just change it.
I was like, okay, I guess it's finally time.
If you are trying to make a brand,
you have to have at least a brand name that you can read.
You probably could shorten up just to Freaknik
unless you own 0x Freaknik or something.
I do own 0x Freaknik, actually.
It would just be 0x Freaknik.
Because I can't even read it all the way.
But hey, I'm glad you're inspired.
You're still learning.
And we're all growing.
No one's perfect.
But yeah, man.
Your username, you read it.
It's hard to read.
It already was. See, I still can't read it. It's hard to read. It already was.
See, I still can't read it,
but it's formally. What's this formally shit? I see Freaknik
XM ARC. The ARC's cool.
That's like a new thing, the ARC.
What kind of ARC you're on? Formally
blockchain. You don't need that, dog.
You're Freaknik. And your poverty
account. But I'm glad
though. I'm glad you're thinking
that we're inspiring you.
I mean, I work hard here as a CEO
at the Skisly Yuffie Corporation,
so it's good to see
people move up. And know what we should say,
listen, everyone, Freak Nick
is not an intern. He does now
have two shares in his wallet.
So it's a big
deal for him. He's not an insurance.
Don't call him insurance anymore.
Freakneck.
Welcome to SYC.
You're an associate propaganda
agent officially.
Oh, I love me some propaganda, brother.
I'll spread it all day long.
Spread it. Spread it thicker than butter, brother.
No problem.
We got
X Chairman of the Board, a good motherfucker.
We were chilling last night watching the
Browns versus the Panthers.
He was helping me co-host
that. What the fuck's going on?
I guess one of my favorite
IPA drinkers in the world. I don't know
who else I can rip on. Tell me if you have
drink IPAs, I'll rip on you.
Buford, what the hell's going on, old dirty Buford? Nice to see you, dog.
Sick Radio, welcome.
Great to be on Sick Radio, as always.
The best fucking show in the space.
It's good to be here, guys. I'm about to rip it up again right now, actually.
See, people like that song. It reminded me of The Clash.
They have a couple songs that are just weird.
It's not good, but it was good. They're like, when is this song going to end?
Yeah, it's good, guys.
It's only a four-minute song. Don't worry.
Rip it up a gun. Nice call back there.
You drinking an IPA tonight,
Buford?
I am. Swiss Brothers
Substance IPA.
What's the best thing about Swiss Brothers tonight?
Great question.
Horrible answer.
Nothing unique about it.
The answer is nothing.
All IPAs are all the same.
Hey, cheers me, Buford.
I got an IPA in my lap right now.
I drink it because it's 10% alcohol.
Let's go.
This motherfucker.
This guy's not an intern now.
He's got to fucking jump on it.
All right, all right, all right.
Yanak Stu, cheers me,
because I got a Reinheinschkaboot beer,
and he's moving to Germany, I heard.
Let's go.
Cheers, cheers.
Donk, we might have to go visit
YNXDU at Oktoberfest
and beg some big-titted Germans.
Martha?
Dude, that's a dream of mine.
It's literally a dream.
We've talked about this, Kyle.
Just a couple dreams.
We only are young for one life, my friends.
Join us on a voyage to Germany.
No, imagine that, going to Germany.
That'd be fucking nuts.
I'm going there
just to drink and try to
bang. It's going to be great.
Oh, brother, I want to go to
Germany for Oktoberfest.
I want to go there and drink some Germans under the
table, brother.
I'd probably fall out and just get really fucked up and drunk. I'm going to go there and drink some Germans under the table, brother. I don't know how to fight, guys.
I'll probably fall out.
Guys, no, I just get really fucked up and drunk.
Man, this looks so fun. Third period, and they call you into the ring,
and we got to, like, fight some guys and pull their jerseys over them
and beat the shit out of them.
Let's go.
All right.
All right, I got to do this.
There's two versions of the song
the English version
there's a fun fact for you
it's by the same band
they recorded the English version
they thought they'd do better
and then the German version
99 Luftballons
yes the English
let me tell you the fun fact though
the English version is not a direct translation of the German song.
So the German song is about, like, there's some crazy war or something crazy.
I don't even know the whole story.
I gotta look in the lore.
But the other song, they just rewrote a whole song, but the same vibes.
That just fits the melody better, and the words fit the melody of the German song.
So if you ever listen to the English version, that's not what this song is about.
So it's a good fun fact, but it blew off German.
This is a pivot.
This is later in the song.
I was like, we have to, I haven't played 99 love balloons, maybe once on sick radio.
And it's one of the best songs.
You're listening to sick radio motherfuckers.
Cheers.
You stupid IPAs.
Nina and ENA with their big hit 1983 and 99
Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst du vielleicht gerade an mich?
Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich von 99 Luftballons
Das, was von sowas kommt So I'm going to 99.2.2 99, so spannend, auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont geht man zu UFOs aus dem All.
Warum schickt ein General? Fliegerstaffeln hinterher, Alarmgebern werden zu Werder,
weil wandert am Horizont 99, sobald los. Und ne 99 Klopfballon 99 Düsseldorf
Die Krieger, jeder war ein großer Krieger
Die hielten sich für Käpte, es gab ein großes Feuerwerk
Hinterbahnhorden nicht bereit und führten sich gleich an der Macht.
Da war Schlossmann am Horizont, auf 99. Flussballern. Musik 99 kriegst du in den Saarstreicher, zentbenzigen Kanister,
hier sind es für blaue Leute, bitte haben sie schon fette Beute,
tiefen Sieg und Freudenmacht, man hätte das gedacht,
das ist einmal so weit, dann fängt 99 Club Ball an.
Fängt 99 Luftballon. Wegen 99 Luftballon.
99 Luftballon.
Die Welt ist in der Welt. Nina, 99 Love Balloons. Nina. Nine-nine left balloons.
8.33 p.m. Eastern Time.
Placebo's been doing a window for 191 weeks,
so he can pretty much translate that song.
Go ahead and word for word, what was she saying right there?
Placebo.
Placebo.
Placebo knows how to. Placebo? No.
Is that how to speak German?
You want me to
translate the song?
Yes, the real translation.
Don't look up the English version because we know it's wrong.
I wasn't even listening
to the song.
Oh, appreciate that.
Oh my god, what the hell are you doing?
I'm just joking.
I just want to say shout out to the man, Jay Biswell
over here. Fucking, he pulled up.
He's your favorite intern right now,
right? The fuck
you talking about? Look, this guy, you're just starting to
climb the sick corporate death ladder. You just
got out of internship,
freak, Nick. Relax. I see JP.
He's the winner of sick
employee of the month. It's a big
fucking deal. I saw him.
You didn't have to queue it up for me.
You son of a bitch, but you did.
Sorry for glazing, bud.
Congratulations. I hope you saw the...
Freak Nick, relax.
Yeah, relax. JB's way above
my favorite fucking intern.
He left internship a long time ago, my friend.
Guys, please relax. You're new. You're new. I just grabbed my
axe too, guys. I got my axe
down there. Don't think you're safe because
you're not an intern, freak Nick.
JB, you see
the tweet? Congratulations, Doug.
What up, brother?
You didn't see the tweet yet? No, I saw
it. I saw it. I've been unpacking.
I'm packing.
I know it's a couple weeks.. Been packing. Working on my project.
I know it's a couple weeks.
We're nine days late.
Well, nine days in the announcement.
There was some debate. There was no debate, really, man.
I said, hey, so this person
would be, and then I was like, they're all like,
ah, JB. And I was like, yeah,
you're right, guys. JB. Damn, I forgot
JB. Killing it.
PFP change. And then, whatever.
You put the cool custom
red things on because shout out
Moonsters. You combine
their two communities
kind of and you're shilling our stuff
and other space. I see you in other
spaces, not just Moonsters
rocking SYC.
You showed up late night to
sick radio, reggae night,
punk, reggae, punk rock night, late night co-host.
And then also an Ozzy Osbourne, Chanka Magione,
and Hulk Hogan, rest in peace night.
It was Hulk Hogan.
It was your fault we went so late.
You're like, you won't go too late.
I fucking will go too late.
I fell asleep that one.
I fell asleep during that one.
Yeah, we played a whole first episode
of the Osbournes.
We were watching all this shit.
It was a great one.
It's all recorded.
Great month though, August.
JB, thank you very much.
Congratulations. Great work.
Employee of the month.
We'll get on to
three. to joins now
four people I believe
in that club
feels good JB I'm glad you climbed
the sick corporate death ladder sick radio
where were we here
what's up crap
oh we got crab in the house
hey what's up crab
no long time, no speak.
How are you guys doing? How about...
Not in a turn. I won't be mean to you. We were great.
We're great, Crab.
I just wanted to comment on what you said earlier.
I just, I don't feel like I'm a trans anything.
Like transmission, transformer, transgender.
Who are you responding to?
I don't know. Somebody was talking about it. I don't know somebody was talking about it
I don't know man
I know we're not gonna show our own shit
we're minted on both
blockchains and you know
usually mean to people but Krabs is an old
friend of mine guys
he's still poor
probably not trans
who's still poor
I don't think you're trans. Who's still poor?
I don't think you're trans.
Aren't you still banging?
You pull some hot chicks.
I heard you pull.
How's the business, dude?
How's life, man?
Hope life's actually well for you.
Real life. Chill, dog.
I'll break kayfabe a little bit here.
I just, uh, I protect my peace, right?
So none of this shit really is real to me.
So I wasn't shit.
I love crypto.
I will not be poor even after this thing i'm a granny
you motherfucker yeah when we say fuck the pores it's like people that didn't buy our shit because
we're starting a cult here it's more of a corporate cult type of deal so it's like we got mantras we
have people i don't know if people were talking about trannies as much as ipas yeah i don't
remember we didn't even do you listen to car episodes where I talk about transmissions?
I don't know. Not tonight.
When was the car episode?
That was in August, was it?
Who knows?
Rest in peace, Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Asbro.
Congratulations to JB.
We're being nice to the poor. The name's
Crab Pit. That's probably the only one, though, tonight.
Test me if you don't know what's coming on up.
Yo, whatever happened to you. Fuck you, Fred! I won't shout out any other intern Crab Pit. That's probably the only one though tonight. Test me if you don't know us. Come on up.
Fuck you, Fred. I won't shout out any other intern or listener, but
fuck you, Fred, the intern.
Damn, yeah.
He's my favorite intern
right now. Fucking Fred.
Freak Nick.
If you want to write that one down, fuck it up.
Where are we going here? We need a new
song here. Oh, so sorry.
Freak Nick. Play some Steppenwolf.
That wasn't crap, right? That was Freak Nick.
Whoa, it's BP's. What the
fuck is this?
Steppenwolf? Were they still making stuff in the
80s? I don't remember. No.
Well, maybe. I don't fucking know. I got no Steppenwolf.
We're going to the outfield.
We played the song before. It's called your love tonight.
I don't want to lose your love tonight.
I ain't got many friends that I can talk to.
The weather of me running time off.
You know I'm doing anything for you
And I've been keeping under you
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight Oh And don't forget what I told ya Just put your eyes on the feet around
Another shoulder to drag her apart
I just wanna use your love tonight
Yeah
I don't wanna lose your love tonight
Yeah I just wanna lose your love tonight I just wanna lose your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight
I'm not gonna lose your love tonight I'm not gonna lose your love tonight We're going to cut it. We'll ramble for one whole minute they do one whole minute it's nothing more but that your love the outfield
8 42 p.m eastern time we lost kyle's co-host we're getting back up here we got some people
requesting up but staying we had staying at three saying this is interesting yo
nice pfp change by the way i don't see a lot of people rocking the mod glasses uh
i was questioning is that even an official trait i was like damn i haven't seen those man someone's
gotten that's nice dog nice pfp change thank you brother hey how's everybody going tonight
i think the show's been going pretty well
sounds very good great songs yeah totally a shout out man uh prez and then we got buford here jb
momo kyle good job everyone thank you very much dude i'm just hanging out i was driving down the
40 and listening great work thanks hey good job and great work i love that's coded i didn't mean to cut you off i'm like that i'm gonna good work good job guys but you're
driving down what what happened yeah another man just driving down the 40 i have a question
listen some great tunes yo shoot we're talking about usernames and switching it
you have an interesting choice. You added the at.
The at in the username.
At staying three, the username.
Can you tell me about this?
And it's not even the same thing.
Your username is 3477, but you're at staying 347.
Yeah.
You put the at in your username.
Can you explain your theory and your thinking?
I would like to know.
Before I judge you.
Yeah, for sure. Hopefully the judgment's not hard but I just love staying because I'm
a huge Mustang guy ever since I was in a elementary school I've always wanted
Mustang got one in junior high and then capped it off with a 30 30 30th
anniversary silver 5.0 convertible in high school and then okay okay
wait see how my name just says pain yeah why doesn't yours just say stay yeah no and i got
that in that too but and then the seven seven kind of is like why why the seven seven but that's the
only one that was there plus i the seven yeah but why do you put the ads why do you put the
ads in the username so we all see the app like we all know it's an at raw and that's the only one that was there. Plus, the 777... Yeah, but why do you put the ats? Why do you put the ats in the username so we all see the at?
We all know it's an at, we're all an at.
See how no one else has an at?
Dude, you know what?
You just nailed me to the floor right now, and I don't have a good response.
I'm just saying it's unique because I've never seen anyone not think about this.
I don't know how new you are to this whole thing.
But I'm just thinking, Stang.
I'm just trying to maybe brand your username
yo yes I love you remember you more the money I love Mustangs do I want I would
have it's got to be manual mustang would agree Mustang I've never seen a Mustang
no one's has a name Mustang and web 3 you have a better and you and it hangs Stang and Web3. I like Stang, bro. M-U-S-T-A. Stang's nice, too, right, Buford?
Yeah.
Stang, too, yeah.
With, like, maybe a dollar sign for the S, bro, and then all capital Stang.
You know what?
Fuck yeah.
No, because that gets confusing, man, because I ain't going to lie.
I love the sinners, but sometimes it says inners, and I'm like, what's going on?
Oh, that's true, that's true.
And then, you know, you don't want to be thinking people is a shit coin or some stupid shit.
Yeah.
Someone would watch the Tang meme coin and then they would steal your whole identity.
Yeah.
But I appreciate the love.
Tang, man.
Appreciate the love, guys.
The thing is, is this.
It's like, I don't know if you fucked it up, though.
But you went at Stang347, guys.
at Stang347, guys,
And his username is at Stang3477.
and his username is at Stang3477.
So he didn't even write his real username
down as, or his tag.
What am I trying to say?
His profile handle.
Handle's the word.
Handle.
Stang, do you know that,
that your username's not even your handle?
You know what?
I'm gonna have to make some corrections tonight.
Okay.
Look, I can't have people run around with our PFPs,
join the corporate death ladder,
stick it to the UFP Corporation,
and reference gristlyupicor.com.
And you know what?
If there's any person that should take...
Looking fucking crazy out there.
I'm glad to help you, though.
I love your Burberry hat, by the way.
And if there's anybody here who can take
constructive criticism from you,
it should be, you know, taking it lightly
and also correctly, right?
Yeah, I mean,
that's what we do here. Everyone, it's a
corporation. We all work together.
Hey, it's just trying to catch up to speed.
Shout out to all the top guys.
Maybe like the cliff notes of the Bark Media
branding school.
Dude, you know what? We're going to have to do
Payne Media branding school.
We're going to have to keep telling all these people.
Payne the brain.
You don't need media branding school. We're going to have to keep telling all these people. Pain the brain. You don't need a branding
school to fucking
come up with an easy username.
Make it easy for people
to know your fucking name. If you're in
spaces, if you're taking spaces a little more
seriously, if you're listening,
like, no.
Yeah, stank. I'm going to remember stank.
Love you guys. I'm going on news
Maybe throw in the paperclip
For the SYC
An app
For the redactors
Get money up like a kike
What is it kike or kite
I don't even know
I didn't write that song
I'm going to go with kite
I think it was kite Is that a bad word Who knows You definitely can't fly the other one though I didn't rate that song. I'm going to go with Kite.
I think it was Kite.
Is that a bad word? Who knows? I don't know. Well, you definitely can't fly the other one, though.
Where are we going here?
This song, next song, is by a great guitar player from the 60s, 70s.
Great band. We were talking about them.
His friend in the house, his favorite band.
I don't know if he said his favorite band. My favorite drummer, 70s. Great band. We were talking about him. His friend in the house, his favorite band. I don't know if he said his favorite band. My favorite drummer.
Keith Moon.
But this song doesn't have Keith Moon.
This is just a guitar player.
You've heard this song probably
the first 30 seconds. You'll be like, I don't know about this song.
And then you're like, oh yeah, I think I've heard this song.
Let My Love Open
the Door.
I got a question about that last song.
What was the last song?
Outfield?
What the hell did he mean by,
I like my girls a little bit older?
Who's he talking to?
I don't know.
You have to ask him.
Is he in a grade school picking up chicks?
They're more experienced?
Maybe.
I have no idea what the hell he's talking about,
but the Outfield. You know, but um, the outfield
You know, I like my girls a little bit older
So is that the lyric young gal or what are you doing there? I like my
He likes his girls a little bit what older I
Don't know Kyle Kyle is the a job. We are we claiming this is John Mellencamp territory?
Are we making up theories on John?
We can't even play John Cougar Mellencamp.
Sometimes love don't feel like it should because it hurts so good for these other guys.
These people in the 80s lived a different...
There's some weird shit.
People were getting away with a lot of shit in the 80s, man.
No cameras.
People were crazy, man.
But the 80s was getting more stricter, you know?
The Matrix
was just forming hard.
If we go back to like
79, is it okay?
I don't know.
If you're going to go back,
you should just go back farther so you have more time.
To be honest.
I'm trying to build a time machine.
It's a very big risk to keep going back farther so you have more time. Okay. To be honest. I'm trying to build time. If you're going to, it's a very
big risk to keep going back farther,
but there's many benefits
to getting more time back.
We can go back to 1920s.
Nah.
You don't need to go back that far.
Just for Kyle, though.
Because
he likes older women. What the hell does that mean, just for Kyle, though, because he likes older women. The hell does that mean,
just for Kyle? He likes older women. I don't even know if this song's going to be good,
to be honest. Pete Townsend. A lot of these songs tonight are first-timers, too. I have
never played this song. I was hearing it. I was researching obscure 80s songs. I was hearing it. I was researching obscure 80s songs.
I was like, this is Pete Townsend.
I've heard this song before.
You can't even hear what he sings.
He's like singing high.
He never was the singer of The Who because he's a terrible singer. But he got a fucking big hit here.
1980.
Off of Eel Pie Recording Productions Limited division of UMN.
So yeah, he was just trying to keep his money afloat
after the Who was dying out.
At least 1980, right into 1980.
It's only two minutes and 44 seconds.
SYC 4-4 Life!
Let's go!
Let my love open the door.
Pete Thompson, you're listening to Sick Radio Music Oh Oh To your heart To your heart
To your heart
The only key to your heart
I can't stop you falling apart
Try today your finest way
Come and give me a chance to stay
To your heart open the door
It's all I'm living for.
Release yourself from misery.
There's only one thing gonna set you free.
That's my love.
That's my love.
Let my love open the door.
Let my love open the door.
Let my love open the door. Thank you. Pete Townsend, the guitar player from The Who.
Let my love open the door.
I should say songwriter, too.
He wrote all songs.
He also did some weird keyboard shit.
You can hear the synthesizers.
If you guys remember, like, Bob O'Reilly.
Sort of tripping in the beginning.
Bob O'Reilly.
I don't think that's 80s.
70s.
We're chilling. I got to get co-host Kyle back up here
I'll do that in the longer song
Next up wherever we go here
Shout out to everyone
We got a Moonstor in the house
Shout out to Moonstors
That's my boy B-Kim
That's my boy B-Kim
Welcome to Stick Radio
What's up B-Kim
In the house B-Kim host of moonster spaces where culture alpha and strategy collide hq animated dial multi-chain p
dot dot b kim what's good dog nice to meet you yeah what's up pain nice to meet you bro i'm uh
you know uh good friend of uh jb's and stuff and you know stuff. I know he's been fucking with you guys real heavy.
You know what I mean?
I just wanted to come up and just show my face, say what's up.
JB just won stick employee of the month.
I'm proud of JB.
JB's cooking.
He cooked last month.
He's been one of the rising stars at SkislyuppieCore.com.
Ain't going to lie.
Ain't going to lie, Kyle.
Yo, I ain't gonna lie.
Big facts, big facts, big facts.
I ain't gonna lie.
Boy, Big Kim, man.
Yeah, man.
Shout out to you.
You host the Moonstead Space.
I think I've seen you.
I've been listening.
I go in there and you not listen sometimes.
Sometimes I go in there.
I've been in there on Skizzlyuppicord, I've been listening. I go in there and ain't not listening sometimes. Sometimes I go in there. I've been in there on Skizzee, I think, listening.
You guys got some big-ass spaces. Moonsters
cook, bro. I honestly
don't know too much, but I've been learning because
people like JB
come around, see what we're doing,
shouting out the Moonsters,
and you learn, grow.
But yeah, you're not
the artist.
You're on the big team
on the Moonsters? You're a big host?
Yeah, bro. I mean, I host.
You know, I guess
we got the sub-dials cooking up.
You know what I mean? So I'm going to be one of the
leaders for one of the sub-dials.
You know what I mean?
So how's that shit?
They really do real voting and stuff? Yeah, I mean so um So I was the shit where they really do real voting stuff. Yeah, I mean the
The dows aren't technically set up yet, but it's uh, it's it's in the process
Yeah, see kind of like one corporation for divisions while this is revolutionary
The arch is based on the 1980s and there's no fucking dows in the 80s. I was got another question. Do they do they chop?
Do they chop people's heads off over there?
No. How do they vote?
Do they kill people? Do you guys kill people?
Or is it just us? Nah, bro.
There's no way I'll come.
I'll put my axe down. I'm not going to chop
his head off. Hey, be kidding, though.
It's almost 9 o'clock and the sick wheel
of eliminations.
Don't get mad if I
chop your head off tonight, my friend. It's just good art.P kind of looks like a severed head. Don't get mad if I chop your head off tonight, my friend.
It's just good art.
Doesn't it look like a severed head?
I don't even got a body, bro.
My head is my body, bro.
Being nice to the pores.
We're sold out.
We band and over there say,
hey, you can be nice.
You know what's being?
Fuck the poor.
Every pore.
We're chilling.
End of sick summer is
relaxing the rest of
August. I don't know
what the hell's happening 9-11. There's nothing
in your plan, but sick summer's over.
Well, sick radio's not over.
Sick summer programming's over. Free
NFTs every Saturday.
That schedule is over.
9-11.
9-11.
Whenever the last day is. 9-11. 9-11. Whenever the last time it is.
Give away a retarneal mask.
My lovely friend.
Welcome.
Thank you for stopping by.
And I love you.
Who?
Tricky Buddha.
Tricky Buddha.
Who are you talking to?
Oh, no.
Who?
Buddha.
Am I?
Yeah, she's such a slut.
Momo bang off us all. But, you know, don't sip. No sipping. Chapter six.'s such a slug. Momo bang off us all,
but, you know, don't sip. No sipping.
Chapter 6. Go read the handbook.
New corporate handbook coming out soon.
Shout out Schizo.
Socks.
And the Mr. Black administration.
We've been losing our minds because we've been reading the new corporate handbooks.
Go full Schizo Yuppie.
Don't be scared, guys.
Do not be afraid.
Don't panic. Do not give up.
Don't be a panicking.
There's so much
advice we can give you. Who knows what the hell's
going on?
We do not claim
intelligence.
Do not claim intelligence. No promises.
Always maybe. I'm going on mute.
Go on mute, my friends, if you want to.
Join us if you want to.
Come on up.
We're being nice to Ports tonight.
I don't want to play this.
There's so many songs I can just pivot.
We're pivoting now.
I don't know how long we're going to play this song,
but we just got to play it because everyone knows the song.
They've heard this shit, but they might not know the original.
That's Martika, Martika.
Or is it Martiki?
Martiki? I don't fucking know.
This girl's name is Martika, Martika.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
I'll give you.
Bonus points. Come on, 10 seconds. Can't look it up.
Nobody? Nobody? Martika, Martika.
Everyone's heard this though.
Everyone's heard this
No one wins Martika, Toy Story, as you listen to Stig Radio, motherfucker. I never knew how long you stayed When you hear the day to cry
If your heart's away
Take some time Oh It's getting hard to wake up in the morning, my head is getting cut. Oh
Have you heard this before I don't know this one though, maybe not Oh The dance remains Every place is all All the pain
Looking at our dreams
Stand by standing
Open time
Let go standing
Let go standing This is the only one that I love
The voice of the world
This is the only one that I love
This is the only one that I love
The voice of the world Oh, you're so good! Oh, you're so good!我愛你我愛你在你愛你
在你愛你
在你愛你
在你愛你
在你愛你
在你愛你
在你愛你
在你愛你
在你愛你
在你愛你
在你愛你在你愛你 Shout out to him. All right, all right.
See what's going on?
We're going to get six wheels up.
Freaks, Nick, Yanax, Spill, Stang, Lord of the Rage,
Beacon, JB, Momo, Buford, Kyle.
If you want to get added, we will add you.
You gotta be speaker.
We ain't doing everybody.
Fuck the porous.
At the core, one equals four, no more, but always the Lord.
Sick, poor, poor life.
Skissoryuppiecore.com.
Ask Skissoryuppies.
Go fuck a D on the overlords.
I dare ya.
I dare ya, you fucking porous.
The overlords are always watching.
I'm gonna do a lot of cocaine.
It's forced, guys.
Shout out to the overlords.
It's not even forced anymore.
We're living in luxury.
I remember the days y'all thought I was gonna get murdered by the overlords.
They were trying to kill me.
That might have been the old past, my friends.
I have no idea if you're still playing this video game.
Now imagine...
Kyle, do you think these people are actually going to make it to this part of the video game or no?
Well, you know, the whole time you had the catchphrase,
mint schizo yuppies or you're dead to me.
And it was a great phrase.
And these guys were trying to kill you the whole time.
And then we mint it out.
And they're like, fuck, I have no reason to kill him anymore, I guess.
Seriously.
Now I can actually go through different floors
and different levels of the building.
That's why I see headquarters here, man.
Hat in New York, guys.
Don't send the police.
They don't come anyways.
All the work made you free to kind of explore the building
a little bit more.
The police never help you, man.
What are you going to do next?
Hey, Mr. Guy, on level fucking 44 here,
what are you going to do next? That's on level fucking 44 here what are you gonna do next that's the question my friend that's not for anyone listening but yeah we had to do that for recording purposes it's
gonna be in the video game i have an update personally what's up never stopping moving
well you know my buddy chris on the disc course, we're starting up a little podcast, two guys talking, um, theoretical, logical kind of shit. Anyways, uh, because of that,
I was like, uh, for randomly, uh, browsed YouTube for my old, uh, UFC show about, uh,
breaking down like the assessment. I would pick the fights and then I would do a recap show
and I watched some of them. And my Lord, it isn't, it's atrocious to watch myself when I was on antipsychotics.
I was on Risperidone.
Because they thought I was like a psycho.
Paranoid, schizophrenic, bipolar, whatever they thought.
But my speaking voice was so insanely poor then.
It's amazing.
This is the beauty of recorded, meta, and then checking the tapes.
Is that you find out, and behold i've made insane
and also sharpening your axe and getting better and better with repetition absolutely it's all
about the iterations but you have to figure out uh yeah where i went wrong so it's not just striking
the wood over and over again it's figuring out okay and how do i improve so anyways a huge
learning experience but sorry to tell you guys i didn't't tell you in time, uh, Angela Hill,
if she's better, if you're fighting in the UFC, Angela Hill, she's going to go to decision every
single time. Will this fight go to decision? Yes, it will. And will she lose the decision
more times than not? So this one, definitely you could have bet the over. That's an absolute lock.
You could have put your entire Bitcoin portfolio on the over. Um, it went over 2.5 rounds.
Absolutely. And then the decision win here we're
gonna say you know angela hill is not gonna win the decision so that would have been yeah even
more niche that would have been better odds but yeah sorry how are you getting back to your
that your first sports betting you could have called are you can we get a call next sure bet
calls yeah i'm saying i'm bringing back the old show every saturday up uh it has a lot
more flavor now and it'll be uh real short and sweet succinct but yeah my old youtube videos
are boring ass for speridone voice uh they have tens of thousands of views i'm like what the fuck
my new content where i'm walking and talking doesn't have shit um never the last and this is
also also before you almost died in a car crash and everything, too, correct?
Yeah, it was on my first life.
So, yo, guys, if you guys don't know Kyle's lore, he's working fucking hard ever since.
Yo, I always believe in Kyle.
He never quits, man.
He was out of space in the goddamn hospital.
That was some real lore.
I can't even believe that happened.
Kyle, keep fucking working, podcasting, doing your shit, growing your brand.
It's beautiful, man.
You're one of the leaders here at SYC, highest priest of SYC.
The first CEO, motherfuckers.
Don't get that wrong.
I was not the first.
I'm only the second.
Well, I really believe in this philosophy.
Do what you like to do.
Do a bunch of things at once.
Move with guys who are talented and just fucking keep reiterating your sharpest skill which is for me speaking in front of a
microphone so it's like yeah bring back the ufc show my biggest inspiration was adam carolla
he didn't just not famous for just uh love line he did a bunch of shows simultaneously just like
all of his interests he had a show about it show about cars show about sports whatever so
shout out adam carolla kind of like the overlords kind of recruited
us too because they saw what we were doing with
that free everyday show. Kyle was doing
regular conversations on his space.
Blah, blah, blah.
We gotta get this shit recorded.
Schizo Yuppies, it's more than
a brand, it's a fucking corporation.
Kyle sold it on me.
And, you know, stepped up CEO.
It's been beautiful ever since. It's been beautiful ever since.
It's been a great run.
Skisley Uppies is for everyone, I feel.
It's very brandable.
It's actually the world.
Best 80s radio station in or outside of Web3.
Yeah, maybe.
Always maybe.
Always maybe.
I'm not saying it is.
I'm just saying a lot of people have said so.
We got Lord of the Rays putting his hand up in the air.
What the hell's going on, Lord?
You should change that yellow shit, though.
What the fuck is up, gentlemen?
SYC Radio, baby.
Let's fucking go.
Shit.
Momo JB, congratulations, brother.
Fucking happy as hell for you, brother.
Nobody more deserving of employee of the month than you, my guy.
That's fucking amazing. And Payne, I'm excited for the lineup you, brother. Nobody more deserving of employee of the month than you, my guy.
That's fucking amazing.
And Payne, I'm excited for the lineup tonight, brother.
Good to fucking be here, man.
I finally get to be here for a whole fucking Saturday.
I'm already a couple beers in.
Kyle said he's grabbing a beer.
I was like, shit, I better grab two.
Yeah, we better.
I'd love to fucking be here with the schizo yuppies, baby.
Let's fucking get it.
Momo, what's cracking, girl?
Let's go.
I like it. Let's fucking go. Let's's fucking go I'm already getting buzzed up let's do it
I'm spinning the fucking wheel
Oh shit somebody's gonna die
They're not gonna die we'll bring back to magic and it's gonna be staying
What up lordy
What up lordy
You have to change your username
What's your last words
Do it You've been rejected bang has been redacted how so
Let's pop it out need cocaine turns up
No, one's heard of Johnny hates jazz. What a't need cocaine. Jens up. No one's heard of Johnny Hates Jazz.
What a great name, huh?
Johnny Hates Jazz.
This is a great song, guys.
Kyle, you know Johnny Hates Jazz or no?
He's just like me, for real.
You hate jazz?
Are you lying?
Do you know the lyrics or something?
I've always heard this.
No, Johnny Hates Jazz.
He's just like me because I hate jazz.
I want to make sure it's...
I don't want to die.
Johnny hates jazz.
What year?
I want to make sure this is right.
I don't want to die, guys.
Johnny hates jazz.
Fuck, what's the name of the song, Kyle?
No, by the the way for the record
Shattered dreams
Shout out Goldust
Remember Goldust
Goldust his finisher is called
Shattered dreams
Get the guy in the corner and kick him in the balls
Am I correct wrestling fan?
That is correct
Shattered dreams this song came out
1988
The band's called
Johnny Hates Jazz
I ain't talking out my ass, this shit's real
Motherfuckers
Dude, you guys didn't like my do it, my Arnold
What, what
Stang, you're already back with Magic
The damn highest priest works fast
How did that hurt? You didn't die
That didn't hurt, you just have a little crick in your neck
Shout out Robert Williams, the best genie of all time. Disney character, probably.
9-11, never forget, p.m. Eastern time. We're here, guys! Future's always moving.
The corporation is always moving. The Ovalors are always watching.
Losing our minds one day at a time every day.
But that's okay. We'll be fine.
Momo, JB,
what was I doing when we were talking to?
No, who the fuck's here?
This is what we're doing.
It doesn't matter what we're doing.
Everyone stand.
How's the fucking respect?
Mr. Black's administration is in the house.
Salute.
President Schizo sucks.
My good friend.
Nice to see you.
How you doing, B?
What the fuck is going on, my Schizo?
It's been a long time.
Presby, we needed you at times, and you were not there.
Oh, come on.
Whoa, come on.
No one even said
that to Todd Fine.
I don't give a fuck about it. that to Todd Fine. Jesus Christ. Todd Fine, I don't give a fuck about it.
I love Todd Fine.
I love Todd Fine last time he came on last week.
He may have a stick.
That was great.
I love his stick.
He always played golf.
He didn't do shit.
All right, Momo.
We're talking to Sox.
You want me to chop our head off Mr. Black
No no no
I've been disappeared for a couple days
I'm sorry guys
I had some IRL stuff to do
I have some kids
But outside of that
Sick never ends
It's always in your fucking system
It's in your blood
It's in your mind
It's everywhere
You blink
You freaking set a ripple in the rift
of the matrix it's all there it's never gonna go away even if you want to walk away from sick it's
all been embedded in your subconscious so it'll never leave it's always there so you're sick
forever i'm sick forever i'm never Yeah, we're too far in socks
It's like that gray cloud that always follows you but no no no when you get high up and you actually read the redacted files
That's why see we become president and you read the real shit, you know, it's sick forever
Yeah, when's it?
It ain't the elite of the elite motherfuckers in here right now
Do you see the elite motherfuckers in here right now?
SYC radio.
The elites are here.
Payne and Kyle.
The elites are here, man.
We're all ready to fucking go, man.
Hell yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
I didn't think it would be this beautiful, though.
Actually, I didn't think we'd be minted out by August.
I actually pitched a long-term plan.
I was like, overlords, don't kill me.
Don't kill me. Give me the summer. Look. Six summer. I was like, overlords, don't kill me. Don't kill me.
Give me the summer.
Look, next summer, I'll spin the wheel, chop people's heads off,
and do all the cocaine you want.
It won't be meant out.
Trust me.
And all the colors, too.
And we meant it out fast in my long-term plan.
Phase 4.4 was fast and over.
We're at phase 7, 8 now.
The guy's playing the video game.
You're never going to win the video game, guys, if you're playing.
But it's going to stop by eight, right?
Momo, no one knows what you're talking about still.
You're supposed to run for president, but you didn't show up to any of the debates season two.
The first debate was good, but I don't think it was in the sixth summer program.
The second one was in the sixth summer program.
She trented.
Socks swerve.
Remember the Socks swerve, too?
Jesus Christ.
He was co-hosting every debate with me.
He co-hosts every debate, then he swerves.
Oh, we got the overlord's approval.
That was a crazy Socks style, though, brother.
That was the craziest Socks style.
Yes.
I'm glad it happened.
I'm just saying.
They don't teach that method. That's Socks' style, man. It just comes out of fucking nowhere. That's what Socks does, man. I'm glad it happened. I'm just saying.
That's Sox's style, man.
It just comes out of fucking nowhere.
That's what Sox does, man.
It just comes out of nowhere every fucking time and dominates like a true fucking yuppie baby.
Yeah, like...
They say Kate Bates is dead, but it's not.
We all know.
Always pivot, guys.
Thank you for your support.
Always pivot.
Always pivot. you always pivot always pivot yeah always pivot no no not not always but like
because like always pivots dumb as fuck sometimes you gotta stay the course but
being able to pivot something we've always taught kyle kyle do we have a catchphrase for that shit
or what early days like you were the one that always taught to pivot shit in the early days. We brought pivoting
to the forefront.
You got the adjacent possible.
This is like timeline transferring.
I'm talking about tiptoeing, doing a dance
between where you are now and where you want to be.
Yeah, fuck the trenches.
Shout out last night,
whoever was in the brown space
last night with us
We had a little fun. There's a little a lot of lore. It was recorded pain record space ahead do it for not even gonna say guys
Don't I'm not talking about Cleveland football because I talk about it. I won't stop
Murdered the Panthers we fucking tied the Raiders Jesus Christ wait lower rates. Who of the Raiders, who's your team, my friend? Seahawks.
Seahawks, man. That's the Seahawks guy, guys!
You couldn't remember. It was fucking
Lord of the Raids. Yeah, dude, I didn't even realize
the game was on a fucking Thursday night,
and I was like, so I sent my tickets to
my brother-in-law. I said, enjoy the seats.
You know, happy birthday, my brother.
Would you join a fantasy league?
Would you join the S.Y.C. fantasy league? Should we do it?
You guys want to do it?
Yeah.
Let's fucking do it.
I did a draft.
I did two drafts this morning.
A fucking family draft.
I had to fuck.
Eight in the morning.
These motherfuckers want to talk football.
I had a good draft, guys.
Okay.
Like.
I'll trust you all.
I think we do a real fucking one, though. We'll make a new wallet. I'll make a new wallet. Or you can just. I don trust you all. I think we I think we do a real fucking one, though.
We'll make a new wallet.
I'll make a new wallet or you can just I don't.
Yeah, we'll make a new wallet.
You send a redacted in there.
I'm in.
Winner takes all staying as a sick fantasy football.
As long as we get four or five, six guys.
Easy.
I think I'm going to use ESPN Fantasy.
All girls.
I've never hosted a fantasy draft or whatever,
so we're going to do one mock one together, like a test one,
and it won't count.
And then the real one goes,
and we'll do sick wheel of Elimination to get the
pick order.
It'll be very fair.
Yeah, I stopped writing
because I have a video of the fuck
going on. Fantasy what?
Fantasy
Football NFL.
You better start chat, TBT, and the top guys.
Why can't we just do
poker instead?
We can play poker.
Sox, if you want to play poker tonight, I have a space.
Yeah, we're playing poker tonight.
I have to smash a whole bunch of Red Bulls
to stay up, but fuck it, I'll do it for you guys.
If so.
I already have my redacted.
I'll put it up in the jumbo.
Poker tonight, you don't have to send the redacted.
Are we playing a redacted?
What takes all?
Is that too much?
What do you want to do?
No, no. Okay.
We get up into a fucking share.
Damn.
I'm a Democratic person.
Depends on how many shareholders actually want to
play in them. We trust everybody.
We're getting enough guys, man. Everyone's
climbing a corporate death ladder. Discord's
still open and
Mr. Black wants to do more in Discord, so
do that. It's gonna be
sick, but yeah, we'll play poker.
We'll rug sick radio and we'll do
Unredacted Space after
play poker. That's what we're gonna fucking do tonight.
But yeah, sick fantasy football
league too, guys, this year. Commissioner
Payne.
Alright, man. We've been hyping this
motherfucker for too long. Johnny hates
jazz. Let's get back to the music.
Shout out, President and Shadow.
Shout out to the top guys.
Shout out everyone clapping the sick for the death ladder.
All the interns.
Shout out you. Hey,
fuck the pours.
Who was the first pour that came up here?
I was like, oh, that's cool.
Then the crowd came up talking some dumb shit about transgenders or something.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I was like, yeah, no more fucking poor.
No, who was the first poor, though?
There was a cool poor today.
Kyle, who was the first poor that was cool?
I forgot.
I think the first poor because there's two people.
You're so trained not to give a fuck about these people.
I think the guy hates jazz is what we're gonna play next
I know I'm playing Johnny hates jazz
no it's Kyle hates jazz
fuck we'll listen to the recording
who gives a fuck
your PFP is fucking hard dude
just saying dude
isn't it sick
did you think that
my glasses even existed
it's so sick
with the grey background too it's
sick as fuck with the smoked hair that's one of my favorite hair fucking traits the smoke hair
it goes hard when the overlords showed me the smoke hair chase i was like holy fuck dog this
is a real fucking this shit's real bro what the fuck's this redacted skissa yuppie shit
we weren't even allowed to say it on sick radio at the time it was all redacted redacted redacted. Skissa yuppie shit. We weren't even allowed to say it on sick radio at the time.
It was all redacted, redacted, redacted,
redacted. Guys, go back and
listen to the table. I couldn't talk about it.
People bleeding the shares.
You know, some people are still rocking the
shares. New people are rocking the
shares, which is beautiful to see as their
PFPs, too. This whole thing,
man. Two blockchains, we're
creating lore. Seven months, six months
now.
Seven months. One month into
the Mr. Sox gets the Sox
presidential era.
Nate, shut the fuck up.
Shout out, my lad.
This is another poor.
This guy, I gave him a fucking share
and he gave it away.
We love Nate, though. This might be my favorite away. Yeah. We love Nate though.
This might be my favorite pour.
I don't give a fuck. I'm going to be nice to the pours again
because shout out Malad, Malad World Order.
Of course.
You have a lot of favorite pours, boss.
You have a lot of favorite pours.
I'm never done selling,
guys. It's the only way.
Trust me, it's my own tactics. Leave me alone.
I'm top guy here. That's what I see.
We're never done selling, motherfuckers.
Hey, everyone who sold Redacted
Skips and Yuppies, and got,
and also the fucking affiliate program
as well. Everyone
who did this shit, got their one equals
four. Hope you got your top.
It's sick. It's sick. The whole thing
is sick. I'm the top fucking
loser. Jesus Christ, you're guys in is sick. I'm the top fucking loser.
Jesus Christ.
You guys are right.
Mute the room.
Get on track, Payne.
Johnny hates jazz.
I think I've never hyped up a song longer, Shattered Dreams, for fucking 18 minutes here.
This song better be good, right?
Yeah.
Guys, you might have even heard it before.
So go fuck yourself.
Tell me this isn't a good three minutes and 27 seconds.
You're listening to Sick Radio. I said so much for your promises, they died the day you let me go.
Caught up in a well of light, but it was just too late to know.
I thought it was you, the worst in the world I'd say.
And now you've given me, given me, nothing but a shadow dream, a shadow dream. Feel like I've gone away, gone away, all the perfect heart.
Because
You just
You just
I woke up to reality
And found the future not so bright
I dreamt the impossible
But David Faye days could work out right.
I thought it was you, you're losing me, you're losing me.
I know you've given me, given me, nothing but a shadow dream, a shadow dream.
I feel like I can run away, run away from the sun's behind.
You're giving me, you're giving me, I'm not a shadow dream, I'm not a shadow dream, I'm not a shadow dream, I'm not a shadow dream, I feel like I can run away, run away from the sun's behind. I
Got a pause this rewind it 10 seconds. That's like the hardest conga or bongo fucking it comes out of nowhere listen this mic job by this guy what the hell it was like so insane two two minutes
all right go back to 150...
49, to be safe.
He's laughing! He's smiling!
He's smiling!
Artists are sick! You're looking like a Oh, Another shot at me, a shining dream
I feel like I'm all away, I'm all away
You're all this dancing Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Johnny hates jazz.
Shattered dreams.
I do not know how to bongos in a song
Hold on, do we get the percussion credits?
Keyboards producer, associated performer
Kelvin Haynes
Bass guitar producer, associated performer
Mike Nacito
Vocalist, associated performer
Clark Dachler
Composer, lyricist, Clark Dachler, composer,
lyricist Clark Dachler.
Who the fuck played the bongos?
Congos!
No percussion.
Or even a drummer.
So, keyboard
producer, bass producer.
Yeah, no drums credits on the album.
Damn.
Rest in peace if you're still alive.
Or dead, I guess.
Whoever that was, Kyle.
Who knows?
If you want to look it up, tell me.
Go send me a DM after.
Johnny H. Jax, who played the fucking conga bongos on Shattered Dreams.
What time is it, Kyle?
9.27 Eastern Time, PM.
I hope you all made money on Palantir this week.
I mean, I mean, so much money.
I haven't sold, even though Jim Cramer told me to.
I was like, that's bullshit now.
The world's matrix is always cracking.
I didn't sell my shit, and I was like, fuck it.
Monday morning.
Tuesday was the day it went insane.
I was like, holy shit, dog.
Holy fuck, dog.
Whatever, I'm not.
No stock market financial advice.
Kyle, you know my original handle
before I changed it to Stuart J. Payne?
Did you know it?
Was it?
No, I don't think I knew you back then.
No, it had something to do with the stock market.
I had a stock market. I had a stock market.
I was a COVID stock market guy.
I thought I could trade stocks.
I thought I could trade stocks at a lot of time.
Then I got Web3.
I got Web3 through crypto.
Stupid stock market shit.
You guys only wish you could have bought fucking IPO pound to it, bro.
And trade up and down, up and down, up and down.
That's what I've been doing since then.
Always my best stock of all time.
Palantir.
I don't think there'll ever be a Palantir play.
That's like so fucking easy.
Like, oh, these guys are actually Jewish people making fucking corrupt shit, getting business with the government.
And they're fucking psyops, the AI shit.
They're getting billion dollar contracts and stuff.
And you can buy it for $7 a share.
Kyle, it was too easy.
It was too easy to get rich on Palantir.
I did shit on Tupperware.
Kyle knows my lore.
Kyle kind of knows my lore a little bit, but he doesn't know
my original handle, so that's good.
I'm not going to reveal tonight, of course. It's a great
trivia that no one will ever figure out.
But...
Someone will, maybe. I'm not getting
anything away. Don't fucking go out and search.
Sometimes you do that,
people. Oh, yeah, we got to start killing people.
We got sick wheel of elimination.
Pays to create government databases on people. it's a crazy business bro it's like
i remember too when they they couldn't crack twenty dollars like it was like it was kind of
crazy though because it was always going to go down at 20 and it'll go back down to like 10
you can just trade like every time do you pay you ever see
dividend dude on Twitter said again dividend dude this is name yeah he's
been hating on it forever since he was like $40 he's like how the fuck is this
happening my favorite stock guy of all. And I haven't watched his YouTube channel in probably a year or two.
I ain't going to lie.
Short the Vicks.
Go look up Short the Vicks.
If anything, go look up 1348 Strategy.
Go learn that.
Go put it on your fucking weeble.
And when the lines cross, sell.
The lines cross, buy.
Honestly.
I know he made, that was like four years ago.
He has his whole Discord and he can buy his shit.
I never went that far and deep.
But learning the 1348 strategy.
Short the Vicks.
Short the Vicks.
Shout out Short the Vicks.
He's probably a super millionaire now.
Crazy smart kid.
Forgot what college he was going to.
He's like, I don't't know he's rich as fuck he got he started he teaches more now about probably uh
buying like puts and options so be careful buying options always literally the first time buying
options you're gonna fucking lose money you gotta like see how fast you can lose money
to understand the risk
that's why I always think these reads are like crypto so retarded it is
retarded that's why shit coins before the shit coins I was like shit coins is
the worst like this is insane but it's like you should not you shouldn't have
five percent of net worth in stop so it's like any financial advisor will tell you don't even put five percent which
is great like i know crypto some people have their net worth and niggga or something some
retarded play i think they're gonna get become a millionaire. Like, go get a fucking job, you retard.
Stop!
Stop! Stop!
Fucking gambling!
You're better off
fucking going to hit
a night of mess
and maybe writing a poem or something.
It might be better. I don't fucking know.
I don't even know.
Fuck the pores, man. You're poor, Pippa, It might be better. I don't fucking know. I don't even know. That's kind of nice.
Fuck the pores, man.
You're poor.
Pivot right now and just try to do better.
It'll be okay, hopefully, for you.
Probably not, though, because...
Hi, McFly.
I'm my sinner.
Wait, McFly. Oh, listen.
No more shout-out listeners.
Shout-out all the listeners.
I hate when fucking speakers do it live on the radio.
I didn't say hot.
No, because some people, like,
famous people come to space, like,
oh, you know, McFly, shout out the sinners.
McFly?
It's like, you know, but we'll shout them out.
Hold on. You get my point, though, Momo?
I do like the point.
But it's not fair. Like, I want to say...
I know you don't.
You want people. When you come in and listen,
you wish that, oh my god, Momo's
down there. We gotta
give Momo up here.
I'm not forgetting to hear Momo.
That's actually your dream, probably.
So actually, I'm just trying to read it.
I don't really.
Hi, Mr. McFly.
Shout out McFly, baby.
Sinners.
Guys, go get sinners.
Go look through the sinners.
He did Bruce Lee today, and it's so funny.
And if you have an idea, the motherfucker will make it your own idea.
Pay the guy.
He'll do it, man.
This ain't charity.
This shit's business.
We all understand.
We're all here to make money.
Yes, sir.
But yeah, shout out.
Yeah, we don't know the other guy.
Who the hell is Joe, guys?
You guys know Joe?
Let's avoid him speaking.
Joe, get your ass up here.
Sell into oceans.
NFC, four victories.
Stand in on fitness.
Let's see if we can get a four up here.
Or is this good?
Look, you could win. If you come up here, I'll put you in a sick view of elimination. You could get a pour up here. Or is he scared? Look, you could win.
If you come up here, I'll put you in a sick meal of elimination.
You could win a free redact.
I could drop your head off as well.
So, actually.
Choose wisely.
Jack, what?
Jack wants a treat.
My dog wants a treat.
He's either scared from chopping people's heads off.
He's having a good time.
See, early days, the overlords would not let me have my dogs and my pets in the studio, Kyle.
It's like, we're living in luxury now.
It's been nice.
It's been a great run.
It's 9.34 p.m. Eastern Time.
Where the fuck's Fred?
If we're going to shout out listeners, I got to shout out my favorite intern.
Fucking Fred.
I love critic Fred.
I actually might let Fred do a whole
sick radio
controlling the DJ playlist.
I might let him do it.
Kyle. It'll be the first ever
intern to co-host
DJ. What do you think about that?
I might not give him the co-host. We'll let him DJ.
You can still co-host him. How many total
songs?
I don't know. Probably the same run as him. How many total songs? I don't know.
Probably the same run as you.
Unless he wants to go.
Whatever.
Fred Knight.
I don't give a fuck.
If he wants to play.
I'll max it at 100.
If he wants to.
100 songs.
If he wants to.
That's probably the 8 hours.
9 hours.
We don't need to go 100.
Okay.
Fred has 4 letters.
Fred 44.
Fred 33.
Which one, Fred?
Fred picks the number. 16.
16 total.
Four sets of four.
Shout out redacted.
Mince it on 4-4.
Okay.
So Kyle, how long was your space though?
It was like three hours?
Yeah, a little over.
And we did 22.
We didn't play the encore.
We were going to play the encore, but we never did.
We had an ace up our sleeve, sleeve but no we stick to the Hebrew 22
Yeah, what are we giving Fred? Let's give him 16. Yeah, we can't give him more
16 is good
I mean we can do 30 more responsibility like this
He's friends best this up the fucking 16. He's bringing his best fist up.
Fucking 16.
He's still an intern, whereas Freak Nick bought another chair.
He climbed his way up.
Fred failed to do so.
I don't know.
Froyo or whatever he said was the reason.
Froyo?
Isn't that like a yogurt thing?
We're spinning the wheel.
He said they have a long one.
We're spinning the wheel.
Mama, I got terrible news for you.
Yeah, I'm getting redacted, I know.
I'm always getting redacted.
I never... Wait, her head didn't
fucking fall off yet! What the fuck?
Where's my axe?
I hit somebody else!
I'm so sorry if I hit somebody else.
Did I kill somebody else?
No. She's just somebody else. No.
She's just a witch.
She won't die.
Fuck the witches, Kyle.
They're hard to kill.
They trick you.
Those gypsy witches.
They trick you.
Especially near a full moon.
They're extra powerful.
Redacted!
You see the moon?
I mean, that's why she's basically invincible right now. How do you say redacted! You see the moon? I mean, that's why she's basically invincible right now.
How do you say redacted in German?
Just in case I meet a girl in Germany.
Redacted!
I don't know.
I'm just saying.
It sounded like Hitler for a second.
I was like, I'm drunk.
Redacted!
I was like, how would Hitler say redacted?
I was just wondering if anyone knows.
Look it up. Isannick's do still here
I'm losing my fucking mind
I'd love it. It's been the weird
I don't want to kill somebody else who fucking just did that with Matt
They used to
It's fucking JB. You just got this too. It's fucking JB.
That's Stu. It's your fault.
You spun the wheel.
JB's still here.
Employee of the park!
Doesn't matter.
Redacted!
Well, you know, you're the important one.
But hey, he did win tonight.
He does win.
Trust me.
You will never eat at Dorcia and and he gets fucking just we're not gonna
talk about it
yeah hashtag windows
all right i almost want to kill somebody else
fuck it
let's just do it
kyle buford b kid lord of the raids
yannick freak nick kyle it's landing on not you my friend
buford
Fucking
Said words and I suppose that's words words
He's a fucking we'll bring it back with magic. Don't worry. Thanks. God great call ready to go for
That's why I see but I'm bored the non-capital and me still and sees the web three for a long
Time the hacks master
Hacks magician the fucking guy that calls the zodiac cards as the tarot cards those those which we were going my friend
They rope eyes the Caribbean about us go
What's up Haley Who's up, Haley?
Who the fuck's Haley?
Stang, are you fucking losing your mind, too?
Are you true schizo?
What are you hallucinating?
Dude, I am so high-boiled.
I just question myself.
I'm like, is it?
I hate Haley.
It's shit not working.
I see a speaker that we all don't see.
Hi, Haley.
If I don't see you. Hi. Momo, don't play in Hi, Haley. If I don't see you.
Momo, don't play in this.
Jesus Christ. Momo's a witch, guys.
Gypsy witch.
She's trying to trick you.
He's advancing.
Sick radio turn seance.
Stang, you haven't improved
your username at all.
Is that a dog whistle?
Stang, you haven't changed your username at all.
I know. I have to work on that tonight.
Okay, you don't have to, right?
You don't have to do anything.
You know, actually, it's sincere
and I thank you for it.
Can you remember one thing for me, though, tonight?
If you had to remember something, a mantra.
What are you buying?
Just read that. Have you bought a share yet
on Ethereum?
Dude, I have a lot of shares. Okay, so you're buying. What are you buying? Just redacted. It's because the yuppies. Have you bought a share yet on Ethereum? Dude, I have a lot of shares.
Okay.
So I'm sorry.
Okay.
It's because Mr. Black administration's schism sucks is here to back me up.
We're working on a lot of shit in the background, but the audit's almost finished.
And then the audit, it's like a re-audit.
We're auditing everyone.
And we're going to have another another campaign Coming out the end of August
With the corporate handbook but also the re-audit
We want everyone who doesn't have
Official, who has shares that we don't know about
Let us know, we want to give you official titles
The re-retitling of everybody
Or if you want to keep a title
Shout out, like Lower the Rays
Is one of the longest titles
And one of the shortest titles, one of the greatest
Business cards we've ever seen It's long, I don't know if he knows the whole thing I don't longest titles and when the shortest titles when the greatest fucking What is it cars we ever see?
It's long. I don't know if he knows the whole thing
I don't remember but I remember the shortest but everyone has their own test early lore
I'm going to redo that, you know after going into September October
winter
Halloween is coming
lots of lots of like
Just building It's coming. Lots of just building
from the foundation that we've all
created here.
We couldn't do it alone. If I was alone ranting on a microphone,
I'd be a true schizo
fucking retard.
But I'm a schizo yippie.
Thank you, CEO. Appreciate you, man.
Appreciate you, everyone.
Thank you, Stang.
Shout out to Stang347.
Shout out at Stang347
if you want to follow him.
It's at Stang3477.
I only remember that because I have a good memory.
I love you.
What the fuck is that shit?
Shout out to all the skisoo yuppies.
This is the first time I heard of me.
Trying to balance it.
Beautiful.
It was beautiful. Love it.
I'm a little bit popular.
We got Alphim Lord, Yannick
and Freaknik still left if you want to join.
Socks!
I didn't kill you. Oh yeah, did I kill you or no?
Do you want to be on the wheel? Do you want to win something or no?
I know you're president and shit.
No, I'd probably just end up giving it away.
If you want to
chop anyone's head off too, just let me know.
That's not a problem.
We just killed three people, so we're going to let that simmer for a second.
Get back to the playlist.
Shout out JB.
Can you be like a reptile and just grow another head and then still be in the game?
Shout out to Sox being a Triple Crown champion.
President, VP,
Chairman. God damn. That's fire.
Dude, isn't that a sick
fucking business card?
That's like the
top-est top guy right now.
Elite of Elite? Honestly, the president.
And then, what you gotta do
is shout out Mr. Black Administration
because that's the shadow group that runs it all.
That you're not understanding.
Not to say Buford,
you're not understanding whoever said that or whatever.
Just saying, Mr.
Black Administration.
It's very sick.
First of all, I have to shout out the entire
corporation because without the corporation, I wouldn't be here working for you guys.
Working with you guys.
So shout out to the corporation and every individual that makes up the corporation.
Shout out.
Because we couldn't even do it without the fucking retard force.
Like, it's so sad.
I'm just...
But it's beautiful being here my friend
But yes
Shout out that business card
Make sure you're climbing the sick corporate death ladder
Oh yeah
I have to change my business card
I've been downgraded
From an intern to office girl
Can I get a new business card
You don't need a card
Does anyone need a coffee
No I'm not just making coffee I'll take the beer Can I get a new business card? You don't need a card. You don't need a card. Does anyone need a coffee? Okay.
No, I'm not just making coffee. I'm just joking.
I'll take a beer.
I'll take a beer.
Kyle makes the best coffee.
If you want better coffee, ask Kyle.
We're selling him over $44.
He's got cocaine in it.
Look at my badass business card.
Guys, we might have to open up.
Guys, we're going to open up gas stations, coffee shops, everyday coffee.
Guys, I'm not going to tell you all the brand names.
Guys, we're going to down with the world five-year plan, ten-year plan.
Wait until this shit.
Every morning cafe.
Imagine if I sweat.
Hold on.
God damn, I can't even say that.
Thank you, though.
Hold on.
Let me mute one.
Kyle, keep going on your rant because I was going to say way too much the overlays I'm getting
too comfortable the overlays still could kill me
I shouldn't test my limits
Kyle
well you know I okay I've done two
coffee hand pour tutorials
how to make it black how to
make it straight how to make it
excellent perfect with the least amount
of flaws you can do so teach you guys
how to do it at home.
Teaching Momo, the office girl, how to do it.
This is the way I like it.
22 grams in, 325 out, 1 equals 16, believe it or not,
which is 4 times 4, 4 sets of 4,
which should be the set list that Fred does
because his name is four letters long.
Anyways.
What kind of song should we play next, man?
Should we go like crazy, a little, should chilling you want to chill you got any rare ones like the blasters or
the fucking uh flatmates or what are the fuck with other guys called you're asking like crazy
like punk shit hold on let me look through any kind of rare any you know okay i don't know specific
bands are rare all right well hold on i don't want to take a chance on okay. I don't know. Specific bands are rare. All right. Well, hold on.
I don't want to take a chance on this because I don't really know this one.
I got some fucked up. All right. This one.
Ain't gonna lie.
So real Lord, whatever. I have a bunch.
I have a company. We work a few employees.
One of my new employees. I don't tell them my name.
Oh, my shit.
I wouldn't have to say it.
I was like, yeah, we're talking 1980s.
I'm playing 1980s all the time in the truck, Cal.
He's like, you ever heard of this band called The Gang of Four?
I was like, no.
I'm going to look it up.
And I guess this is off of their album called Entertainment,
which is his favorite album.
But this is the first one I was like,
I'm going to play this.
He's like,
I don't know this one.
And then I was like,
this is pretty good.
I was like,
this is so sick.
And I didn't tell him that.
I was like,
yeah,
I was like,
thank you.
Cause I think they say radio in the song.
It's like a weird punk song,
but it's not punk,
but it's gang. It's like funky punk punk song, but it's not punk.
It's like funky punk, I think.
I've only heard the song one time, and I didn't even hear the whole fucking thing.
Gang of Four, Four?
Gang of Four!
Gang of Four, Kyle!
Are you ready for the title?
Let's go.
One exclamation point at the end.
To hell
with poverty!
Gang of Four, you're listening to Sick Radio.
Sick Radio. oh
oh Thank you. Music Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I'll never watch, but there's no scars in this land.
Right now, someone can save a million scars.
To hell with our king, we'll get drunk and we die. Oh The second ride, the turn of folks to girls
The world is poverty
The second ride, the turn of folks to girls Oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, We can begin We'll get drunk on T-Ride To hell with R-R-R Oh
Oh Oh! Oh!
Gang of four!
To hell with poverty!
This is sick radio.
It's 9.50.
Motherfuckers.
We're going to rug it there.
About to rug it up.
Ten seconds is over.
There you go.
Group of four.
Never heard that sound before.
Entirely.
To help with poverty.
Technically, we didn't listen to Entirely yet.
No one has.
Boom, Kyle.
I hope that was a good one, right?
I hope that was a good one.
You wanted something weird, crazy.
Yeah, I had a niche request,
and you pulled out of the quiver
a particular arrow
to hell with poverty.
So sick coded, by the way.
Gang of 4-4.
Shout out Redacted.
Shout out 4-4.
Sick 4-4.
Life 1 equals 4.
Even after the mint.
Even after the mint.
1 still equals four, guys.
Tarot code.
So many songs are getting axed, too.
We're playing poker tonight, so, you know.
Skip through.
I got a lot of weird songs.
I don't even know if they're going to be good, too, Kyle.
We're going to take some chances here.
But, yeah, that song was good.
That was a pivot I had to do.
Requested by you.
Highest priest of S.Y.C. Cheers. Cheers, cheers, cheers. Welcome, friends, by the to do. Requested by you. Highest priest of SYC. Cheers.
Cheers, cheers, cheers.
Welcome, Fred, by the way. Even if you're not drinking,
don't worry. Don't drink. Don't worry. I'm trying to make you
drink, because I almost drink, so don't judge us.
Hey, play Talk Dirty
by John. Fred! Wait,
fucking Fred is here, finally!
Hey, and I don't clap for interns.
I'm not very excited. Fred's favorite intern, Fucking Fred is here, finally! Hey, and I don't clap for interns.
Current favorite interns, guys.
Fuck the Philadelphia Eagles.
Don't talk football.
Fred, how you doing, Fred?
I'm just... You're one of the best critiques in the world.
You should do a whole critic thing.
You should rebrand your whole thing, the critiquing critic.
You just hate everything.
And then like,
I don't know, it'd be funny.
I just think maybe lean into that a lot.
I love what you're doing on the timeline though.
You've been killing it in August to be honest with you.
Oh, well, play
Talk Dirty by John Entwistle.
I mean, don't just fucking
come up here and tell the CEO what the fuck to do.
But if you want to go
John Entwistle, if you guys people don't know,
which I'm sure nobody knows.
If you do know, give them
five seconds, Fred. Does anyone know or no?
I doubt it. I mean, but
you were talking about the... We've been talking about
the Who. Yeah. We'll give them a hint.
The Who, not Keith Moon,
but actually one of the best bass players
of all time.
Boy, it's the spider.
But what they...
He sings that song.
John Eddowis was the bass player of The Who.
Yeah, and he had a solo album.
Okay, and I don't know about the song.
I'm going to trust you.
This is in the 80s.
It is the 80s.
Trust you.
Hey, so you're accepting we might do this.
I'll get it. Intern Fred. What, you doing the 80s. Trust you. Hey, so you're accepting we might do this sometime.
Intern Fred.
What, you doing the 16s?
Is that a good number?
What do you think?
What?
A special theme episode.
I'm going to give you the DJ rights.
You tell me the playlist.
All right. You tell me the co-host, and we're going to trust you.
But this is a big one.
We're going to do John.
I want to hear this song.
But are you doing that? Do you that you I would be up for it?
What how many songs 16 at least I mean or as many what's your number is that you around your number?
Do you want to pick a different number more? How many did Kyle have cuz anything he can do?
Dog, you're supposed to be a critic. You're supposed to disagree with everything I say. That's all well
disagree with everything I say.
That's the whole funny thing.
Well, I mean, but if Kyle did more,
I mean, but if Kyle did
then I want to do more.
Kyle's a fucking faggot,
and I can't do a number he told me to do.
Or something crazy that Fred would say.
That's okay.
We're doing a 16.
Fred's doing a 16.
That's the number.
Fred, what am I looking at?
John Entwistle, the bass player of The Who.
Talk dirty.
John Entwistle.
What year is this? It's gotta be like 80,
81, 82.
Talk.
You want
Payne to talk dirty to you. You're just
mentioning this song. Well, no.
Where's Momo? Oh, did she hang
up already? What?
I don't know.
One of the biggest synths. That's why you can't
climb the ladder.
Even if he buys another share, he'll still be an intern.
Because he's very, very bored.
Who's the one who said I was on the left?
I ain't got to lie.
You might be forever my favorite intern.
You might not even be able to climb the sick court.
One of those sick ladies.
Somebody research.
Is this really 1980s?
Yeah.
No, 100%.
I'm trusting you.
Yeah.
It's got to be. This is probably when Jon Enthal was trying to make money, too. We listened to him. You're 100%. I'm trusting you. Yeah. It's got to be.
This is probably when
John Enthal was trying
to make money too.
Earlier we listened
to Pete Townsend.
He had a hit
in the 80s by himself.
Is he going
to a train station?
This picture is so sick.
It's him in a fucking room
with probably 50 guitars.
Could be.
There might be 44.
Who knows?
Count them.
I'm on YouTube.
This is with lyrics, so.
Hold on.
It's probably a bad one.
Maybe this will get me...
Go to every single 80s song and comment,
Is anyone here in 2025?
What's the top comment on this?
Hold on.
Let me go down.
It's...
Get off my lawn.
Even Gatty leave.
Oh, shut the fuck.
This is...
Yeah, terrible.
Terrible.
I'm not reading terrible comments.
YouTube's dead.
All right, whatever.
I'm playing this fucking song.
It's four minutes long.
I might cut it.
John Enthus will talk dirty.
Hopefully it's from...
Risking my life for you, man.
Holy fuck, dog.
He is so sick on the bass, though.
Yeah.
That was five seconds.
I would sign him if I heard it.
A&R.
I'm signing him.
Boom.
Turn the wheel.
Well, they turned the chairs.
The voice.
I'm taking this guy.
All right.
I'm pumped for this.
Paying the brain management group.
Jon Ant's whistle band.
Talk dirty.
You listen to this. Talk dirty I'm cutting it because
It was released in 1992
You fucking idiot, Fred
I knew you were wrong
It was close
I ain't gonna die tonight, Fred I was in I knew you were wrong. I was in junior high when I was in junior high. I didn't go to die tonight, Fred.
I was in junior high when I was in junior high.
I love you, Fred.
You've played with me on my life on the line.
I will go to 1991.
Go ahead.
I'll bet my 1 million.
Go there.
1992, even worse.
No, no, no.
It's part of the album titled,
Smash Your Head Against the Wall.
That's how I'm feeling, Fred.
I got 1.2 million phone coins.
John Hensler,
1992.
Talk Dirty.
Somebody wiki it.
Wait, is that wrong?
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
I've been trusting Wikipedia
to say it's from 81.
Yeah, it is. I heard it in high school.
My time travel
programs, chat GPTs are getting
confused. We're trying to
connect the networks of AI here, guys.
That's my C headquarters. I don't want to give you
too much background information.
I got 1.2 million bone coins.
They keep giving me wrong information.
Hey, at least I'm not going to die.
Is this really 1981? Yes, I was in junior high
All right, we're going back John at the whistle band Why can't you talk dirty? I like it. When you talk I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm not Why can't you talk dirty?
I like it When you talk dirty
Hey boy, baby, I said
How white, how good you make it
Close and close and
I think it's insane
I'm committed to somebody And some circus I'm guilty, I think it's insane. I'm a lesbian, I'm a guy, it isn't so. This is a kid, this is a kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, this kid, We're going to talk about
Agent Bank of
Kyle!
Okay, okay, I'm cut.
That, what?
What's going on?
Two minutes.
It's not part of my song.
It's 10 o'clock.
You guys have no text span.
Hey, if you like,
if you like that sample,
come to,
if we possibly do
Intern 16 Night,
whatever it's fucking called.
I don't have a title.
I don't know if we'll do it
at 6th Summer.
Maybe this will be
in fucking September
or something,
but.
Coming soon.
it should be soon.
Maybe we'll do it.
We can't do it next week.
We can cut one out and do, I gotta look at the count. Quincea Años. Yeah, it should be soon. Maybe we can't do it next week. We can cut one out and do
Quinceanhos.
Yeah, never mind.
We'll figure it out.
We're going to figure it out.
That was John Entz Whistle.
Bant.
Only two minutes of it.
Talk dirty.
I got ripped off.
I'm going to mute everybody, Kyle.
Shout out every day.
We're going to do
Old School Lower Shocker Red Zone old school lower chocolate red zone.
Just a double red zone.
It's been a good episode, Kyle.
Good space.
I think it's been pretty sick.
Six space, six show.
What do you think, man?
What did you learn today?
I need a rant.
We need a Kyle rant.
Shout out to regular conversations next Tuesday, 9 o'clock, every Tuesday, Ben.
He hasn't capitulated. He's working hard,
doing more shit. Highest piece of SYC.
I need a fucking rant, dog.
Top of the hour. End of the show.
End of the show, but we're running
into the poker game, so we're going to go into the
poker game. We're going to Brock probably another hour, so
I ain't going to let this space hang over.
Don't worry, guys.
We learned real ones still show up fucking week in, week out. Some guys are not here every single time. I ain't gonna let space hand over don't worry guys Kyle I should stick to bass playing. The bass intro, that riff, the first two seconds of the song were amazing.
When he started speaking about whatever the hell
he was talking about, I kind of tuned out.
I wasn't really into that.
Fred, I doubt 16,
especially with the quality of that first one
as an example, a rough draft.
It's like, oof. Even 16 is going to be a big ask.
I learned four sets of four
maybe is a little bit too much to ask for a guy like him.
Still an intern status.
Unlike Freak Nick, who graduated, he got out of where Fred was,
and then he got another share.
So he's out of the intern.
Imagine Fred just talking about, well,
he doesn't send me anything on the night.
We hype it for, like, fucking three weeks.
It's a big night.
He sends me, like, one song, like, a week before,
and he doesn't even show up.
And then he shows up 16 minutes late.
I'm like, Fred, like, and I couldn't even do the space.
I can see that, Kyle.
You're right.
Keep going, no, man.
Sorry about that.
You're so right, Doug.
That's why he's the highest priest.
We also learned, of course.
You know, it's not that we forgot.
It's just that we remembered that Sox is the three-in-one champ,
triple crown winner, IRL commitments. He's here in the back
channels. He's got a whole Mr. Black administration, which, you know, it's like the chapter 47 of the
Tao Te Ching. You know, the master achieves this all from his own bedroom. He doesn't have to go
anywhere to understand the entire Tao. He completes his tasks without acting. So there's a little bit
of strategic nothingness going on in this background,
floodlight consciousness, the dormant potential,
just kind of assessing some of the adjacent possible timelines we might pivot into.
You know, just assessing where we might go.
So it's good to do...
Yeah, yesterday was 8-8.
The eighth letter of the alphabet is H.
Shout out Hulk Hogan on eight eight
um i hope you wrote intentions and then burned them or something like some kind of crystal chick
would tell you to do um shout out bibbs um but yeah all my turkish gals shout out momo we don't
talk as much anymore um you know what was that is that song from the 80s pain we don't talk anymore
i love that song it was a cool old reference that is a song. It's not on a playlist.
That would have been funny if it was, though.
It's always sick, coded, and synchronous
to see always happen.
I'm surprised it's not.
Who is that by, though? Hold on.
I don't want to look down because we'll have to play it, bro.
I have a new song called Alone,
which is a weird song. It's like a slow song,
but it's kind of good,
and the band name's kind of kind of cool
the band the album's called beautiful reasons it's got a cool cover it's like geometric
we're gonna play it we gotta do it it's like not your kids it's called alone by the band called
the cry i never heard the whole song Oh
Wait this was released one one nineteen ninety I got a redacted I almost killed my own stuff right there 30 seconds of the cry what a cool bad name
I saw a song I heard it earlier.
It was a great song.
It's called Alone.
Shout him out.
It's the closest song.
Can't play it again, Kyle.
They were trying to do
kind of like The Cure.
It reminded me of
the Brian Jones song
Massacurian.
I fucking loved
the Brian Jones
in the 1980s.
It sounded so good.
It was a great song,
but you can't listen to it.
You're right.
Fred was thumbs downing.
Fred, is that why
you're thumbs down?
You thought I was going to play a song from the 90s?
Or is that a gay song?
Fred the Critic. I want to hear Fred's.
Yeah, it was a gay song.
It was almost on the level
of a Martika.
Alright, Fred loves all the gay singers.
So we're going to go back to back right here.
Play Fine Young cannibals.
No, no. We're playing
Alan John. You got any human league?
No, no. We're going Alan John for Fred.
Here we go.
This one's Alan John. It's me, that's f***ing playoff piece. Talk to the song, talk to the Fred. You can never know what it's like.
Your blood will lack winter fuses just like ice.
There's a cold and lonely light that shines from you.
You'll wind up like the wreck you hide behind that mess to you.
Did you think the smoke will never win?
Well look at me, I'm coming back again.
I got a taste of your love in a simple way. And if you need to know I'm still standing, you need to stay away.
Don't you know I'm still standing, better than I ever did.
Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid.
I'm still standing after all this time. Oh
Yo this whole band sick, I don't know all the names, but even that drummer, I forgot the drummer's name.
It's so sick.
He had the same drummer the whole time.
Yo, I got the drummer's name.
Why don't they ever fucking put that drummer's name on the fucking credits?
Bullshit.
Fred, this is a good song, correct?
What?
Yeah, the one, what?
Bill and John?
Yeah, I'm still standing.
Yeah, no, I like that. I like the album because of
laughing like lovers
rolling like thunder
run to the covers.
Keep going.
I guess that's what I call it.
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
Fred does know the song, and I guess that's why
they call it the blues.
We're not playing that.
I know that song.
I know that song.
I know that song. I know that song.
I know that song.
I know that song. I know that song. I know that song. I know that song. I know that song.
I know that song.
I know that song.
I know that song.
I know that song. I know that song. I know that song.
I know that song.
I know that song. I know that song. I know that song. I know that song.
I know that song.
I know that song. I know that song.
I know that song.
I know that song. I know that song.
I know that song. I know that song. I know that song.
I know that song.
I know that song.
I know that song.
I know that song. I know that song. I know that song. I know that song. I know that song. I know that song. I know that song. I know that song. I know that song. I know that song. I know that song. I know that song. I know that song. I know that song. I know that song. I know that song. I know that song. I know that song. I know that song. I know that song. I know that song. I know that song. I secret web three. This is a song.
Elton John wrote about a guy named UMGD.
You know, he's a clown by now.
He's like, and this is his delusional stand.
I'm still standing here after all my drugs and scams.
This is a whole, I'm going back right there.
After all my refunds. This is a real web three.
Hey, play, oh man.
Hold on, hold on. Hold on. My real one three hey play oh Kyle, you know that.
That's delusional.
It's delusional.
Because everyone needs delusional belief.
He's feeling like a little kid.
You need to do a regular conversations.
I never demanded a topic or a request.
But delusional belief and how it's good for you.
And when you cross the line and how to know
maybe we should have to add oh my god it's caught my whole axe almost dropped off my foot
maybe we should add this in the corporate handbook before it comes out skizzle socks
hey mr black administration whatever we gotta get through this on johnson and got back back I'm still dying, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah This is a sharp part. This is a drummer. Now I have a drummer. All this time I can't let the beat to the love I feel like you're on my mind
I'm still dying
Yeah
Yeah
I'm still dying
Yeah
Yeah
I'm still dying
Yeah
I'm still dying Yeah Oh
But we all John's shirts, you know, I know sick radio will
Not only last forever, but you know, it's long run. Can't always play all the hits. Gotta save a lot of hits.
This guy's gonna die one day,
and he'll be sad, but who cares?
He's not American, but I'm not saying... I'm not saying that.
It doesn't matter, okay?
I just think his name is crazy.
Born March 25th, 1947.
This British singer, songwriter, pianist.
If you guys didn't know,
he didn't say songwriter.
Well, he started writing songs, but never mind.
We're not going to shout out the guy who wrote the songs.
He doesn't actually write the songs.
In the days.
Oh, his real name, Kyle.
Do you know his real name, Kyle?
Because, like, his real name now is even crazier than I thought.
It's not Elton John, If you look up his real name.
I'm saying his fake real name.
He's probably changed his name so many times I don't even know.
Reginald Kenneth Dwight.
That's his real name.
His first name.
Kyle, are you ready for his real name now?
They change it to where he's going to die with.
Yeah, shout out Reg.
Sir, he's got a middle name.
This is insane.
I don't know why it is.
This is according to Wikipedia.
Fact check me if I'm wrong.
Sir Elton!
When you think of Elton John,
what do you think of Kyle?
Greek mythology.
Who's the greatest Greek mythology?
Icarus or what?
No, the strong guy. You can think of like a strong guy.
You're talking about Hercules?
Sir Alan Hercules
John!
He's naming himself after Hercules, Kyle.
He's a royal family.
He's blessing the royal family sworn in
so that he's a real sir.
What the hell's going on over in Britain?
I don't fucking know. I'm American so I'm not trying to get in their politics.
What the hell does that mean, Kyle?
Sir Ellen Hercules John.
Who the fuck's Reginald Kenneth the way
I think he is?
You can name yourself whatever you want, though.
Elaborate wordsmanship.
Wordsmithing.
Making elaborate titles for himself.
He's done well. A lot of
men and the Jets and the albums and all this stuff.
Yeah, I'm going to redact everything.
Shout out to Ellen John. If we can get Ellen John on
radio for an interview, that'd be great.
If you're listening out there, he's not. Maybe,
maybe. Look, back-to-back, Jack.
Fred says,
Fred wants, he's like,
I guess that's why they call it a blues, which is such
a sick song, because he's like, it's like,
talking about a sad song. It's like talking about a sad song.
It's so sick.
I guess that's why they called it.
It was a great fucking piano song.
We're not playing that one.
Paul McCartney, Up Like a...
No, we're doing back-to-back Ellen Johnny, idiot.
Sad songs say so much.
You're listening to sick radio back-to-back Jack.
Shut up.
John!
Motherfucker! Here, Chelsea Overlook. You're listening to sick radio back-to-back Jack Oh Oh We are The old is gone, why don't you tune in and turn it on?
They reach into your room, oh, oh, oh, oh, just feel it, get on touch. The old is gone, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Start something to say so much If someone else is suffering
And enough for to write it down
With every single word makes sense
Then it's easier to have those thumbs around
Kick inside his hands I So turn on, turn on, turn on the sad songs
When all is gone, why don't you shoot and turn down
The bridge into your room, oh, oh, oh
Just feel the feeling of suffering.
Yeah, so I'll be gone.
You know, sad songs, day someone.
Sad songs, day six.
Sad songs, day six.
Sad songs, day six. Oh I know it's sad song Sad song I hope it's gone
Why don't you feel it and dance it on?
They break into your room
Oh, I can feel it again
I'm done
But I hope it's gone no sad song says summer.
When all hope is gone, no sad song says summer.
When every little bit of hope is gone, sad song says summer. Oh That's something Somehow Backpack jacks
Elton John
That's something
So much
I'm still standing
Fred's favorite gay
Singer of all time
Elton John
We're here at 10, 18pm
Eastern time
This gets to the Yuppie Corporation Radio.
Shout out to everyone listening, man.
Hope you're all having a great time.
Hope you had a great week.
Hope you have a better week.
Even a better, even greater week next week, guys.
Keep it fucking rolling.
Momentum's everything.
Always maybe.
You're stuck in this life.
Can't get out of time.
We're trying.
We're trying hard deep enough.
That's why C headquarters, trust me.
I still can't get out of here, though.
It doesn't matter.
Don't worry about me, guys. See, I'm doing great.
Dorsey every day.
It's beautiful.
Unlimited DoorDash if I want.
But they never give me the food, Kyle.
I eat Dorsey every day, baby.
We got Dorsey catering
in a lounge.
It's so sick. It's so sick here.
Corporate Christmas
party, man. December.
I can't say the date or whatever, but
hey.
There's lots of shit to be excited for
in the future, guys. Even though Billy Joel...
Billy Joel would have played,
Kyle. It would have been like three weeks ago.
But I still
had tickets for this month. I think it would have been like in Boston or something stupid. I would have been like three weeks ago. But I still had tickets for this month.
I think it would have been like in Boston or something stupid.
I would have been Billy Joel or Boston maybe tonight.
Fucking no.
How would I have done a show, Kyle?
It's true.
Maybe.
I don't know.
I think it was Friday.
I don't know.
Who cares?
We're not in that time.
People die.
Who knows, Kyle?
Billy Joel is not dead. I don't even got Billy Joel on the fucking thing.
Hey, one night, we're gonna... Hey, this is a no-steam
night. Like I said, remember when I used
to say, like, Kyle, remember?
I was like, hey, maybe I'm thinking about doing a
Cars night. No.
But I always thought about, like, a
versus night.
And, like, uh, the best,
like, versus on... Like, those rap guys
did the versus. I was like, no, what the best verses would be.
Imagine this actual show live though.
How many people would pay for it?
Billy Joel versus Ellen John versus on piano.
If you had it on stage, people would pay $10,000 next year.
If Billy Joel can do one more show, the versus toy, then it's like the band.
Like if you do Ellen John's sick versus toy then it's like the band like
if you the ellen john's sick as he's rocking it the best show i've ever seen was billy joel like eight years ago the best like i was like this is the best show i've ever seen like i saw paul
mccartney was close so i've seen a lot of six shows but billy joel and i was like i bought a
bunch of tickets.
I want to bring family.
I want to bring some close friends.
I never seen Billy Joel.
I was like, you need to fucking see Billy Joel before he dies or whatever.
And now he got fucking sick and he can't even fucking do it.
So sad.
I got kind of burnt out on dueling piano bars in college.
But if it was those two guys, yeah, that's the absolute top of the class you could think of.
Dude, imagine that show.
Just like, that'd be the best show.
Like, they go back to back.
Like, Billy Joel does a song.
And then there's two old men just sitting on piano fucking back to back.
Because that would be a sick show.
Billy Joel versus Elton John.
I could do a whole fucking three-hour.
Great show. Theme show. Like, that's a great battle. Because I'm rooting for America. billy joel versus ellen johns i could do a whole three hour great show
theme show like that's a great battle because i'm rooting for america why i think billy joel
is a better artist than he's a better artist not piano player but artist and ellen john even though
ellen john sold the most records in the 80, one of the richest rock stars of all time.
He had split 50-50 because he didn't write any of his fucking songs.
And plus Billy Joel.
Billy Joel sat down on the piano and wrote the songs and lyrics of all of his first hits.
Yeah, Billy Joel plus.
Billy Joel over my, hey, and I'm not right.
There is E Prime, nothing is Kyle.
So you can't say
Billy Joel is better than
Elton John. But
I think in my perspective of
reality, I think
Billy Joel is the supreme artist
over Elton John.
The piano man.
The piano man.
General semantics, don't get stuck in linguistic
Fred disagrees
You like the
Always maybe
What do you think Fred?
Fred what do you think?
Are you going to answer somebody else
Who's a better piano player
Or songwriter?
Billy Joel is a hack
And Elton John wasn't so great in the 80s
Except for the song about the blues
How is Billy Joel a hack? That blues. How is Billy Joel a hack?
That goes back to-
How is Billy Joel a hack?
I want to hear it.
Yeah.
No, he's a drunk hack that just-
Dude, what's wrong getting drunk?
What?
Who is this guy?
What the hell's getting wrong getting drunk?
Are you not drinking?
A little bit.
Are you judging me?
Judging yourself?
Are you judging me too?
I don't know.
Billy Joel just seems like-
I'm not playing.
Hey, I could have played Man in the Mirror. I got so many Michael Jackson. We've never played. I might play crazy Michael Jackson song tonight. So don't but I don't know where I'm going. I'm not playing Billy Joel guys. I gotta get through these songs. Who actually Fred be quiet for a second intern.
Do you want to just load up the poker game now?
And like it was start joining the seasons,
like fill out the table and like,
well,
maybe let's run it later.
If you want to start doing that,
like,
well,
trust people guys.
If you find the link in the future,
join ask requests for 1980 chips,
1,980 chips.
Join the table.
Socks. What are you thinking?
You want to just do that, dog?
Maybe we won't even
rug the space, too. Maybe we'll just play
once the table gets filled up.
Kyle, what are you thinking?
Are you playing poker tonight, Kyle?
Are you going all in again with me?
I want to play poker, but I might
actually go out, so I don't know.
Hey, guys.
Hold on, Stang, Hold on for a second.
President, President,
Sox, what did you say, bro?
You can keep the space going.
That way, everyone knows
they just join in and they can try
and join the table, but you have
to reach the
entry barrier.
If you're listening, if you're just a listener and you want to reach the entry barrier. Okay, if you're
listening, if you're just a listener and you want
to play poker with us tonight, you want to
get added to our propaganda chats, DM
can they DM you Sox right now?
DM Sox
or DM me.
I don't look at DMs though. I'm busy.
But yeah, we got to add them in there.
Yeah, you can
post the link in the chat. Post the link in the chat.
Post the link in the propaganda chat as a shareholder's chat.
Everyone join it.
Request 1980.
We're going to fill up the table.
Six, seven, eight people.
Hopefully you're all trusted.
Then we'll talk about terms.
We're going to play poker, man.
Fucking play poker tonight.
Gambling.
I love it.
I'm going all in.
Hey, maybe I won't go all in, Kyle. I have
gone all in every time firsthand.
I've won two out of three.
Kyle lost famously
one time he played. He's like, I'm going all
in. He didn't go all in the second
time. Right, Kyle? Am I wrong on that
or no? No.
I learned my lesson, though.
Even the first time. I'm not going all
in. I'm slow playing tonight, guys.
I'm going to win.
Every game of poker I play Texas Hold'em, S-Y-C, I have predicted I've won.
Because, hey, Kyle, one time I'm going to win, I think.
So, hey, maybe I'll be right tonight.
I haven't been right ever.
Fucking goddammit.
I've been close.
I've been second, third,
and first out. The first time I went
all in, I lost. So, I
doubled down. Maybe I will go all in again.
I'm going all in
first hand. Kyle,
I'm going all in first hand.
That's fair. All in. Alright, so
yeah, join the table. We're gonna get it loaded.
I'm not gonna do a new space. We're gonna rug
it after space. No. We're spinning the wheel. We're keeping it going. We're going to get it loaded. We're not going to do a new space. We're going to rug it after the space. No. We're spinning the wheel.
We're keeping it going. We're not spinning the wheel now.
We're still
chilling, guys.
We're swimming into the ocean.
We're going deep.
Deep waters here.
I don't know if these bitches are
fucking sisters or
it's the same person on the album cover
or what's going on in this album cover
i got the 12 inch vinyl here it's a crazy band name i've heard the song the first minute i was
like all right we're playing it whatever are they sisters i don't know any lore about it sick shit
what year is this from 1985 january January 1st. Domino Recording Company Limited.
Deep Water is the name of the song.
Strawberry Switchblade
is the band name.
Strawberry Switchblade,
Deep Water. You're listening
to Sick Radio.
Get to the yuppiecore.com I think of you But I think of my death
Are you from where I stand
And since it was so cool
Are you there
Or are you somewhere else
I wonder where everything's been.
One day, even though I can,
I can't stop smiling, but it's never been a good time.
It's just you, I'm a lover
I just have told you The same thing yesterday
But I just not find
The worst I wanted to say
You never listen Not mine, the worst I wanted to say is ever listening.
It's in me anyway, I wonder why.
Ever since then. Thank you. I'm so excited. Oh
All right, Alexa series Rotate that shit Strawberry Swiss blade cut it
Deep water
Cool song, cool song
Very cool, very sick
Never heard it, pretty okay, Kyle
Who cares the fuck
Fred, you're thumbs down on the shit
You knew this song, or what?
No, this was the first time I heard it.
Why are you thumbs downing?
That's the first thing
you guys ever start hosting spaces.
Never fucking give in
to people's thumbs down. It's an old tactic.
You can just get attention by going into spaces
and thumbs downing. We should actually
start doing six against the Yuppie Corporation
raids and just start going into spaces
with our PFPs and thumbs down
again on alt accounts because
it was taking over their minds because that's the
easiest method and it's like, Kyle, it's
forgotten. All these forgotten lores from
two years ago. I can't wait.
We're doing this soon, but
I love, this is my favorite intern,
critique master Fred.
Yeah, that song sucked.
No, it was good.
Look, no one else in the world
is playing deep water.
And it's a setup.
It's a metaphor to hug deep water.
You got your mic on and you're listening to some other
fucking content. You're not an artist, Fred.
Hey, start thinking more like
an artist, Fred.
Yeah, you want me to listen
to my feet? You have so much talent. You got a lot of talent, Fred. I ain't want me to listen to Mark C. You have so much talent.
You got a lot of talent, Fred. I ain't gonna lie.
He's an intern, you do. He ain't thinking good.
At least you're an intern, not a
poor.
I'm smoking these dad pens, stupid shit. It's probably
not even fucking weed, but we're getting high as fuck.
Shout out to the overlords for cooking me up
with this shit. Zombie sucks.
That song is the worst. Zombie.
That's 90s. I'm not putting the worst. Zombie. Zombie. That's 90s.
I'm not putting the fucking Cranberries.
You're getting to kill tonight.
Good.
What the fuck's this guy's problem, Kyle?
Lord of the Raids.
Shout out you put your OG business card up there.
Because, man, you had the longest name.
Aren't you the holder of the longest name as well?
Because you didn't have a name for the longest
time. For the longest time, yeah. I'm not playing
Billy Joel for the longest time, but I should.
Holy fuck. God damn it. I've been
swerving so much off script
tonight. That hasn't happened for the longest time.
For the longest
time. Wait, that's it. He wrote a
song. I gotta do it. What year is that? Hold on.
For the longest. Because he wrote that song. That's a hit
with no fucking piano.
Wait, is that true?
Yeah, Payne. It is.
Hold on. Watch this.
You gotta play barbershop music now?
If it's in the 80s,
there's no hits.
Basically.
Billy Joel made Fred's Lady run away.
You're that son of a fucking intern.
1983, Billy Joel released his album,
An Innocent Man.
An album that traces Billy Joel's musical history
through his teenage years of the late 50s and early 60s.
This goes out to all the doo-wop singers
back even before Fred's old ass was born.
I'm pretty sure it landed in the top 10 of the Billboard hits or whatever. I want to say it's
number one. Just quote me and fact check me. I believe this won a number one hit or sometime
at one time of a month during that year, came out with no instruments.
There's no fucking instruments in this whole song.
And everyone knows this song.
You probably heard it so many times.
You're like, wait, what do you see he's talking about?
No way there's no drums, piano, bass, guitar.
No, it's all just vocals.
The longest time.
I think, is there a snare drum?
Is there a tambourine?
I might be wrong.
I might have to eat my words here live on the radio, but I'm willing to risk it. Hey cheers
That's where in the world is Carmen Sandi whatever you're doing the space won't last right. Oh, we are playing poker
So yeah, we are rocking the road the longest time Billy Joel were pivoting. This is not a playlist
You're listening to sick radio
All vocals
It's the epic or not
You gonna be much longer son, yeah, that much longer. Oh man, I'm getting sad thinking about Billy Joel dying.
Holy shit, that's a janitor talking to him.
That was death talking to him?
Possibly, everyone died. For the longest time
Goodbye to me tonight
Me What I do I'm so inspired by you That hasn't happened for the longest time One thing I thought my innocence was gone
Now I know that I have been so long
That's where you found me
When you put your arms around me
I haven't been there for the longest time
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
For the longest time
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
For the longest time That voice you're hearing in the hall, and the greatest miracle of all, is how I need you, and how you needed me too, that hasn't happened for the longest time.
Maybe this won't last very long.
You feel so right, I could be wrong.
Maybe I've been hoping too hard I've gone this far
And this far than I hoped for
Who knows how much further we'll go on
Maybe I'll be sorry when you're gone
I'll take my chances
I forgot how nice romance is. I haven't been there
for the longest time. I had second thoughts at the start. I said to myself, hold on to
your heart. Now I know the woman that you are. You're one of the women that you are. I don't care what consequence it brings.
I have been a fool for lesser things.
Kyle, this song is big.
I don't care what consequence it brings.
I have been a fool for lesser things.
Kyle, this song is big. I have been a fool for lesser things
Kyle, this song's jinxed
I think you ought to know that
I intend to hold you for the longest time
This recent video series
This recent video series This recent video series Oh He doesn't even need a piano. My case solves it.
You know, we don't have to listen to all of them
because Billy Joel will find the results.
Case solves.
I'm glad my attorney.
Look, you know what?
We were thinking about dead people.
Whatever.
Billy Joel's still alive.
I was thinking the whole time, Kyle,
I was like, what American could top Billy Joel?
Rest in peace, Brian Wilson,
who died during
Sick Summer this year
of Beach Boys.
That would actually be the better American
lineup.
Brian Wilson versus...
That's after that. That's future, man.
That's the only other person. And there's another
person who died before...
Oh, Jimmy Buffett. Jimmy Buffett
died
during Sick Radio. person who died before, oh, Jimmy Buffett. Jimmy Buffett died during sick
radio.
We're not playing any Beach Boys or
Jimmy Buffett, but that song was
a great song.
Nothing lasts forever,
Kyle. You know, mortality,
immortality is wrong, right?
Who knows? Maybe we're wrong.
Time travel, working on everything. Who knows? Maybe we're wrong. Okay, time travel. Working on
everything. Who knows? Maybe they'll figure it out.
What's real and what's not after that.
Always maybe 10.39 p.m. Eastern
time, Kyle. What the fuck's
going on, Kyle? Did you realize that song had no
fucking instruments? Well, the whole
time I was thinking of In the Air
Tonight. So, I mean, this one is even
less instruments than In the Air Tonight.
So, yeah, Quite an achievement.
Wow, you want me to pivot five, six minutes with Phil?
I'm going to do in the air tonight.
One of the best.
Oh, hold on.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
I can't be all Phil Collins.
We started the space off with Phil Collins.
Shout out Phil Collins.
Every time we play.
Only one song. All right. One episode. Cars episode. No Phil Collins. Shout out Phil Collins. Every time we play. Only one song, or
one episode, Cars episode,
no Phil Collins.
Kyle, I'm sorry. What were you saying, dog?
I think that it was
funny, the comment, that it was a barbershop
quartet that Fred made.
I thought that was funny. I'll allow that one.
I just want to note that joke.
Yo, Scott Sox.
I was calling him Scott.
There's nobody named Scott.
I was going to say Schizo.
I was going to say Schizo and Sox.
I said Scott.
Holy fuck.
Shout out Scott music in the punk reggae episode.
I don't got a Scott punk reggae.
The most reggae we got is the police.
You don't got their specials? I don't most reggae we got is the police. You don't got their specials?
I don't know. Let me look
at the song. Hold on.
I almost played a dinner song.
We got the link, though, to the game.
Because I'm late. I'm not in there.
Socks, have you posted it anywhere?
No, I got the
link right now. I'm trying to get everything all
set up. Alright, just throw it in the jumbo
sometime. Fuck it.
Is that okay or Porsche?che yeah everyone's cool listening only joe we the only person we don't know is joe down there i try to invite him up i'm gonna follow him see who follows me back
guys don't follow him yet if he follows me everyone will follow him okay i already followed him
I already followed him
He's been here for a while
Alright, fuck you Joe
This guy
Will be nice to this poor if he comes up
I'll put him on a sick wheel
Is he kebab up?
I just heard the button
Who popped up?
Who's the new guy?
Placebo
It's Neonix Stu guys
Can you fucking read?
Respect the usernames, you dumb eddies.
I need glasses.
Yay, Stu.
You guys have better eyesight than me right now.
What's up, Stu?
What's up?
How have you been enjoying this episode of Sick Radio?
I've been fucking crazy, man.
It's been crazy.
It's always crazy.
No matter if we're chilling
or getting fucking crazy.
We get crazy.
This isn't the craziest,
but no, it's good.
It's the end of August.
This is great vibes.
A lot of top guys in the house.
Are you playing poker?
Do you know Texas Hold'em?
Stu?
Stu.
Stu, I've never played you in poker.
Do you know what the hell you're doing?
How are you going to play?
I never played Texas Hold'em.
Are you fucking lying to us?
You son of a bitch.
Or what?
I'm not lying.
I'm going all in firsthand.
You're going to call me?
I don't even know how to play.
I'm going all in, Stu!
And I'm not lying.
Are you going to call my bluff?
I'm calling you bluff.
I went all in every fucking time we played, Stu.
You haven't been here.
This is what I'm trying to warn you, dog.
Don't go all in.
I'm going all in.
I'm nothing.
Okay.
Poker's next level in Croatia, bro.
I want to play Stu.
Do you guys think Stu's ever played?
Buford, do you think he's ever played poker on that?
Oh, fuck yeah.
Definitely.
He's running the game in Croatia.
I think he might actually not be from Croatia.
He might be from China, and he's so rolling us.
He's a spy from China. But, hey, I don't know. He might be from China, and he's slow rolling us. He's a spy from China.
But hey, I don't know.
I'm not going to go on recording radio.
We're going to slow play the stick radio
into poker tonight.
It's going to be sick tonight, guys.
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China!
Shout out China though. China wants to give us a lot of money.
They need us guys.
Shout out America First,
the Gripers, whatever. We're not going to sell out, guys,
but it's America First.
Yeah.
We take crypto for free for nothing.
No promises. Always maybe.
Why not, right?
Who cares?
No, guys, we have no fucking foreign funds.
I'm not going to lie.
The overlords want me to say it right now.
No foreign funds.
It's all real in-house.
They can't stop the corporation.
We don't take bribes.
We don't take bribes.
We don't take undisclosed payments.
We don't shill stupid shitcoin
scams to you.
We're not going to tell you something.
You guys are working with the Saudis is what you said.
Not be here two weeks from now.
1044 is a great time. PM me sometime right now.
Cheers.
We got that Saudi money there, right?
I don't know.
I'm going to hold on.
Let's talk a little wrestling.
I don't watch WWE
I know you love wrestling Buford
You're a wrestling guy
And I'm here like
This is how they're going to ruin wrestling dude
They're talking about putting Wrestlemania in Saudi Arabia
And doing two WrestleManias
That's the death of
Vince McMahon
Wrestlemania
It's going to be dead. I hope that's
not going to happen. I hope people are rebelling
against this because there's so much
weird politics in the entertainment
business and Saudi Arabia
trying to be Western and
weird country, Muslim countries
trying to be Western and getting
in like, why the fuck do the
Browns have to play the Vikings
in fucking London week four? Money. And in the one know what Browns have to play the Vikings in fucking London week four?
Money.
Know what the Vikings have to do?
They got to stay there and go to Ireland week five.
Why are they in there?
That's such a detriment to our team.
I want America first, guys.
You can vote Stuart J. Penn.
I'm going to legally change my name.
Always maybe, but this is always just a callback joke.
Vote for me.
Who cares?
Vote for me is vote for Skaziape Corporation.
I would not let WrestleMania, Super Bowl, NFL, American sports,
some of the biggest fucking...
Kyle, your regular conversation,
what was your question? What is the biggest American
exports besides PSYOPs,
corn, fucking military?
Entertainment!
Saudi's buying
all over entertainment. India's buying all over
entertainment. China's buying all over entertainment.
Bring back the entertainment business.
Fuck Hollywood. Sports
is beautiful. It's Roman culture.
The whole fucking thing.
I want to bring back the Coliseum and death and pedophiles getting chopped and eaten alive by lions.
But that's my second term.
That's my fucking second term.
Sick.
Sick as fuck.
Come to hands off.
Sick as fuck, guys.
Look, if a pedophile, if we dump him into a boiling pot of boiling water, right?
It's like 30 feet deep.
It's boiling.
It's like special.
All these pedophiles.
It's a pedophile royal rumble.
Human stew?
Hang them all.
And then we boil them up to lives.
All right.
There needs to be a sick fucking punishment for sick actions.
Criminality. lane there needs to be a sick fucking punishment for sick actions criminality is the whole thing right now is with the police and whatever you can't even call a policeman for even anything
and whatever please hang him high and drop him no justice there's no cruelty for the worst
punishments and people getting away there's blackmail and cover up there's like we gotta
get back it's too much futuristic bullshit if I was president. It's gotta be more
Ritualistic
Punishment and I want to say that I just made that up
Want to be president one day a broil term calm. Yes. Yes
Yeah Boiled her cum. Yes. Yes, dude. Boiled everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we got a big bucket.
Imagine this.
Let me elaborate on this.
So the whole night, it's like a big stadium.
Remember the Roman Coliseum, man.
We got to bring back gladiators.
Like, I don't know.
The richest man invested in bread and circus.
They used to put the worst poor people in their entertainment.
I just think,
hey, if they survive,
if any of them, you dump all the pedophiles
in a boiling hot pot of water,
that's impossible to fucking make it out.
If they make it out, they can live
their life scarred and all forever.
Torture.
No, dude, I like your idea.
Coliseum.
Coliseum, bro.
Like a fucking ogre.
Get the fuck out of my fucking community,
my culture,
because you're not in my fucking shit.
I'm the fucking president.
Get the fuck out.
If they survive.
But that's like the halftime shit.
You can't boil people alive, Dave.
We're going to boil up 50 people,
44 in a live royal rumble,
dumping this gigantic pit in the middle and no one's gonna
We'll get one guy scuba and he'll be the fucking martyr and go up the hill
Yeah, you'll go in the ritual the worst thing is when they what is it?
Not stoning where they put
a rock and then you go inside it
and then another rock and they start putting rocks on top
and then they keep loading it up until you collapse.
I think that's the worst ancient
punishment. That's beautiful.
Let's bring that back. What the hell is that called?
It's not stoning to death.
Guys,
there's so much punishment.
You used to hang people wild, wild west. Hang them on the streets. You steal there's so much punishment. You used to hang people
wild, wild west. Hang them on the streets
you steal and in the fucking pub.
We're going to hang you in the fucking streets.
That sounds racist.
I'm talking about John Wayne movies.
God, that sounds...
No, no, no.
I'm talking...
Okay, okay.
A duel.
A gun duel.
He was hanged.
Hold on, hold on.
Let me elaborate.
Because also, physical violence,
physical assault
should be legal.
You should be able to consent.
I'm going to call it physical assault consent.
You should be able to...
As an adult in America, I should be able to as an adult
in America I should be able
to physically consent if the guy
says hey you want to fucking fight and I
say I want to fucking fight and
throw hands baby it's
legal yeah you're just handling
a dispute it's not even assault
like okay it's not like a duel
because like technically in America in the
early laws you're able to
one and shoot each other.
Go shoot each other.
How about just bring back fighting and punching people in the fucking face and retards that
drive too fast.
You really want to fight?
You're really going to talk shit?
That's why hockey sucks now because all the rules will suck now.
It's all pussy.
But that's why America sucks too.
And I know I'm talking extreme
shit, because you gotta say extreme.
I'm never gonna run for president. It's all art and
fantasy and whatever, lore and
fictional. Maybe non-fictional. Always
maybe. Who knows?
Shout out to Andrew Jackson.
But, yo, we should be able to fucking fight each other.
Why can't me and Buford
fight if we want to, if we have a disagreement?
Exactly. Let's duelfort fight if we want to, if we have a disagreement? Exactly.
Why can't we?
Let's duel.
But if we did it down in Bourbon Street, not Bourbon Street, they'll let you do it on Bourbon Street.
Just do it on wherever you live.
They're going to arrest you.
Especially with two white guys.
How about we set up or establish a sick internal affairs at every Dunkin' because there's a Dunkin' in every corner.
And then everyone
can handle their internal
affairs or disputes or traffic
or whatever.
I don't even want to do this because I'm about to say
the greatest idea.
We should do it.
But yeah, never mind.
Fuck Michael Saylor.
Hey man, fuck you. I want Saylor. Hey, man.
I want to say it so bad.
Shout out Dunkin' Donuts.
Shout out Dunkin' Donuts.
That's all I'll say.
That's all I'll say.
I'm going to...
I'll tell the inside joke in the 44 Club.
Shout out Dorcia.
We're playing poker tonight.
I'm going to fucking win.
Shout out Janet.
I'm going to double up on Yannick's stew.
Because he's going to go all in first hand. Like an idiot. I'm going to actually get aces. I'm going to go fucking... Iannick Stu because he's going to go all in first hand.
Like an idiot.
I'm going to actually get aces.
I'm going to go, fuck it.
I've got to go all in now.
I didn't want to.
I'll go all in ace king.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
1051, Kyle.
Shout out, everybody.
We're having a good time.
Bring back duels and hanging.
Yeah, I'm just saying.
The life's too comfortable.
At least get rid of EBT
and free food and shit
and let the poor actually be poor.
I'm sick of paying for everything.
Cut all foreign funding, obviously.
Get the hair ready.
And no illegal immigrants.
Build the wall.
Trump's never going to get that shit done.
America First doesn't die.
He never will.
Don't forget it.
I'm so happy a lot of people
rocking America First.
Shout out Nicholas J. Fuentes.
He's not going to be president.
Maybe one day.
He's a crazy guy.
Bringing truth.
He's a new Alex Jones to me.
He's a new young guy rocking it. Doing shows. He's a crazy guy. Bringing truth. That's the thing. He's like new Alex Jones to me. This is a new young guy
rocking it, doing shows.
He's always late, though.
That's his one for all.
Payne, do you remember Trump in
WrestleMania? Dude, yes.
Of course. Okay. I know
you did. I just want to set that up. Of course.
Would you have thought at that moment in time
Trump would have been president or
even two times president?
If I was older, I'd like it.
I was like, you know, just an idiot
growing up. Maybe.
I'm just saying. If I was like
50, 50 and perspective
and I was like dead now,
old guy, yeah.
But maybe.
Do you ever hear fucking Donald Trump
in 1988 on Oprah?
Yeah, I have.
That's like the best.
When I was in 2016,
Trump, man, I really believed in Trump.
He ran a beautiful
populist campaign in 2016.
It was great. I agree.
That was the greatest.
And then it's just
not it.
Not what it is.
What it was.
But it is what it is.
Because how bad is America corruption?
We will never know because we're all just fucking peasant
poors actually to the high at least
and everyone at Washington, D.C.
You want to say fuck the poors?
People get mad at me for saying fuck the poors.
What do all those people
in charge
actually think of us people like me and you yeah yeah so for all the pores they pain what's why
you so mean and like a dickhead go fuck yourself You fucking poor. You don't see the vision. You don't know what we're
doing here. It's gonna be up your core.com.
You don't know the lore. If you know
the lore, you know more.
Breach.
Alright.
We're playing another song. Where are we going
here? Kyle,
I have such a ridiculous Michael Jackson
song. It makes me laugh such a ridiculous Michael Jackson song.
Have I played a song called Librarian Girl or no?
No, I would have remembered that title.
I've wanted to use it so many times, I haven't.
We gotta do it right now. Is everyone ready
for the craziest Michael Jackson song you ever
fucking heard?
Why?
Is that spaghetti?
He has one good song. Do you know what it is?
It's not Librarian.
Dirty Diana.
I had so many better songs.
Spag, you ain't gonna kill it.
Aren't you an intern?
I think you all own one share.
No, I'm an alcoholic.
I'm not getting mad at you. It killed my momentum.
Hold on.
You guys don't know about
I'm a rich alcoholic who
pretends to be poor.
Okay, shout out to poor.
People take it serious.
You guys don't get his drag comedy.
He is one of the contestants.
He is one of the contestants on Kill Pain.
End of August.
We're having an August Kill Pain.
Wait, tell me when the date is so I can actually make a minute.
I've already told half my jokes. I'm not going to be muted when I Kill Pain. Wait, tell me when the date is so I can actually make a minute. I've already told half my jokes.
I'm not going to be muted when I Kill Pain?
I'll fucking mute you right now.
But yeah, if you want to come up and be a contestant
on Kill Pain, you can have a minute.
Do a stand-up.
Can I bring a gun to Kill Pain?
Spags is one of them.
I'm not playing Michael Jackson.
Is that a Nicky?
I'm going to bring a joke.
No one knows the song
Nobody Loves Me
by a band called The Letters.
We're going to play it right now.
And then we are going to play Michael Jackson.
We are going to play that song today.
It's not time.
New song.
Thank you. Thank you. This is where my life is leading me And when I met you I walked in the city
You called me back to love and I thought about it
But you don't love me
No, you don't love me
And you don't know where to put me
I know you see some
Alright, that might have been way off.
I don't even know if it's from the 80s. Who cares?
We're playing Michael Jackson. I haven't loaded it up.
Alright, this song is fucking weird as fuck.
I don't even know it.
I wanted to play it for so long.
It just never fit in right.
We haven't played a lot of Michael Jackson.
Bro, is that a vibe, bro?
What?
Is it a vibe?
Yeah, that was the Michael Jackson shirt.
It's a story. This is a story. I'm gonna
mute the room.
We have Michael Jackson's Thriller Shirts.
He's part of the collection where
Daxus gives the yuppies. You gotta respect
all the artists that are in the collection.
You know, there could have been so many more.
Who knows with the future.
But all the Bad album.
This is from his great album called Bad.
Michael Jackson.
I hope no one's heard this song before.
And when I heard it, I was like, we need to play it sometime.
And it keeps popping up. I'm like, like, we need to play it sometime. And it keeps popping up.
I'm like, fuck, I need to play this shit.
1987, MJJ Productions Incorporated.
I'm just reading the fucking composer.
Michael Jackson didn't write it.
So I don't know what the song's about.
But Kyle, you're going to have to break it down
at the end of the song.
I want to hear everyone's...
I want to hear everyone's...
This is actually a quantum physics,
general semantics,
your point of perspective,
reality test check quiz,
pop quiz.
I want to hear everyone's perspective
what you guys think the song is about.
I think maybe from the quick thing,
it's like Michael Jackson going to a library
Why didn't the bang the librarian?
It's all in love the library
Kyle, I know you think I'm insane. There's a song is there pain. There's no way there's a song Michael Jackson trying to bang
librarian
Librarian.
Do you guys think it?
You guys
Shut up, lad.
I don't think so.
We'll double tap all the pores.
Kyle, do you believe me?
Or am I lying?
I'm not going to rug the space.
I've done that before.
I think I would have heard about it by now.
So I'm calling your bullshit.
I think it's false.
All right.
So you're not going all in first hand.
Well, at least you're not playing poker here.
This song is called Librarian Girl.
Off the album bad. I ain't lying.
1987 MJJ Productions.
Michael Jackson.
I want to hear everyone's perspective.
Three minutes and 52 seconds.
You're listening to Zik Radio.
Cheers. Knuckle pins appear, knuckle dug appear, pins away.
Who's bad? Michael Jackson, librarian, sick radio.
Liberian girl, you came and you changed my world, my love's so brand new.
Liberian girl, you came and you changed me girl, I'm feeling so true Liberian girls You know that you came and
Kate's my world
Just like in the movies
Another set of things
And she says, do you love me?
And she says so will it speak
I love you like Billie
I love you like Billie I believe in that I believe in that I believe in that
I believe in that
I believe in that
I believe in that
I believe in that
I believe in that
I believe in that
I believe in that
I believe in that
I believe in that
I believe in that I believe in that I'm a Perian girl, more precious than any pearl
Your love so complete, my Perian girl
You kiss me then rule the world, you do this too
Siberian girl, you know that you came and changed my world, just like in the movies.
I was in a scene, they just asked, do you love me?
They just asked, do you love me?
I love you, love you, baby.
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
I love you, I love you.
I love you. I love you. I love you. you
the the the the the the the the
the the
the the the the I'll wait for the day when you have to say it too When I smile and say it too
Whatever will be true
I love you, I'm here in
Girl
All the time
I love you, I'm here in
Girl
All the time
I love you all the time
I love you all the time
I love you all the time
I love you all the time This is not a bad
I love you.
I love you, Jackson.
Great song.
It's real.
Sick radio.
Guys, how you feel after hearing that Michael Jackson song?
Somebody give me the honest truth.
Nah, I want some peanut soup for Liberian
girls, you know what I'm saying?
That was fire.
Imagine getting Dorsey a peanut
soup into a library and
they can't even stop you.
Get the fuck out. I'm eating soup in the library.
Michael Jackson.
She's my girl
over there. I need to stare at her.
Not gonna bang her. Michael Jackson's gonna sing a whole fucking
song about how I'm gonna love with this Liberian girl! My girl over there I need stare not gonna bang
I'm getting inspired doing these scam accounts with AI making a fake thing I saw a fucking picture of a bird with ants all over it. And I was so retarded and dumb that I was like,
the caption on this, I was like, I'm deleting Instagram.
It said, birds or ravens are so smart that sometimes when they get sick,
they let ants just go crawl all over them because they eat the disease.
And it was AI.
I was like, I need to start building this fucking shit
and TikTok and all these fake shit
and AI.
Damn.
Don't get scammed on retard shit.
Stop doom scrolling on that shit.
Delete, delete.
Focus on X. We're here.
But yeah, I'm losing my fucking mind.
JB in the house.
Employee of the month. Don't forget it, guys. Skips or sucks. JB in the house. Employee of the month.
Don't forget it, guys.
Skis or Sucks president in the house.
Lord of the Raids.
Employee of the month, too, back in the day.
A month ago.
Yeah, next to Momo.
Kyle in the house.
Soul Block.
McFly.
Ron.
I'll shout out everyone in the house right now.
Live.
I'm going to spin the wheel, though.
We got Lord.
Shit, man.
Are we letting these guys
be Kim?
Be Kim is a monster.
I was going to allow him.
He's gone.
He's gone.
He's gone.
Lord of the Raids.
Redacted.
The NX2.
Freaknik.
Oh, Freaknik.
He's climbing.
He's not an intern anymore.
He's not here.
Should we allow him, guys? We'll allow Freak Nick. We'll give him a chance. Fred. Is Fred still here? Oh, my God. My favorite intern free Nick here. He's the only one not here. That's the final four. Did I miss anybody?
New? No.
You already died?
I chopped your head off?
I am dead, brother. Yes.
That's right. I chopped your head.
Okay. All good.
Final four.
Poker room is up.
Have you guys accepted me yet? No.
I see a play Sammo Momo socks yet? No. I see a play, some, oh, mo, mo, socks at the table.
I requested a seat.
Link's in the shareholder chat.
We should put it up in the jumbo, though, too.
Oh, it is in the jumbo.
Great job.
Did I do that?
Fuck, I didn't even realize.
Guys, I'm losing my mind.
It's okay.
I hope you're having a good time.
Barrier of entry. Any traits highlighted.
All right.
I guess, yeah.
Look at the shit.
If you're going to play...
Damn, I didn't know there's rules.
I don't even know if I have.
Barrier of entry.
Any trait highlighted.
Patrick's apartment.
Black hair.
Diamond eyes.
Valtino.
Couture suit.
Ledger.
Moon earring.
Middle finger.
Lucky strike.
All right.
If not, you can
give us something. Who knows?
We'll maybe be lenient.
Or I'm in.
I'll buy a floor. I'll buy whatever
the trade is.
I'm in though.
Thanks for accepting me. I'm in there. CEO paint.
Mr. Black
Administration.
Sick wheel
of elimination. I'm spinning the wheel.
Where's Max?
Yannick
freak. Kyle, Lord,
Yannick freak. It's Yannick.
Stu!
Stu!
Stu, have you died?
What?
I killed you.
I killed you already, haven't I?
Who, me?
Yeah, you.
I don't remember.
Rick!
If he doesn't remember, I don't remember.
I remember now.
Redacted.
Where's Viking at?
There's so much fucking blood.
That guy, he left so much blood behind, dude.
And he never came back to clean it up.
The funniest man in Croatia, they say.
Yannick Stu.
Free placebo.
Placebo, placebo.
Placebo, I call him.
Placebo.
He used to be a great intern.
Then he started climbing the corporate death ladder.
It was sick.
Damn, I got some weird songs that I don't know what to fucking play,
Buford.
No idea. Socks, what are you
feeling? I mean,
all these songs would work.
I got so many good songs. I can go to any of them,
but I just don't know what makes sense.
How many know some of them?
Like this band.
Alright, we're going to do this band. Hold on, don't play it.
What do you guys want to know, the title or the band name?
Because they're both ridiculous.
Band name?
The Cult.
Straight up.
The Cult.
Have you ever heard of it, Muford?
Yeah, yeah.
You got Firewoman coming?
See, I don't even know this band.
I just saw the name of the song.
It was ridiculous.
It's a tongue twister,
they would say.
Firewoman, though?
Is that in the 80s?
See, I don't know anything about this band.
Sweet Soul Sister, baby.
Alright, we're going with the cult.
She sells sanctuary. Say that with the Colt. She sells
sanctuary. Say that three times
last. She sells sanctuary!
She sells sanctuary! She sells
sanctuary on
sick radios, the Colt.
Cheers.
Cheers. Oh my God. Make my back cry And I'll say it's better
Make my back, make my back, brother The And the world stands around The world is in what I feel
The world tracks me down
And the world stands around When I miss the blood Take my back, boy
And I'll fight some blood
Take my back, take my back, boy
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause I'm ready Thank you. And the fire in your eyes Chasing your life
And doing her you'll find
The sanctuary
And doing her you'll find
The sanctuary
The world
The world turns around And the world, the world drives me down.
In the world, the world, the world drives me down.
In the world, the world, the world, the world drives me down.
In the world, the world, the world, the world, the still fading it down.
G-Cell Sanctuary by The Colt.
It's a good song.
It's a great song.
I don't really know much about the band, obviously, because I didn't know.
Firewoman, which Buford says is a great song.
Hold on, let's see if that's actually true fire woman
this is true the cult damn right i'm just saying hey yo i'm gonna tell you something about that
song that you don't know spags what's up what's good yo that song is on a gamecube game it's a
bmx game it's for dave. He's a pro BMX guy.
Yeah, it is. Dave Mira.
Let's go. GameCube as well.
Bro, he used to be my idol,
bro, until I turned like 13. I don't know
how old I was. Maybe a little older. Do you know the band
name or do you just know the song from the game?
No, dude. Bush said 9-11. I don't know anything.
That's sick as fuck.
I don't know the song. She looks like
a smash.
The lead singer in this music video.
12 years ago.
She's probably dead now.
Who knows?
I shouldn't be singing shit.
They can't tell us what you do.
Shit.
I remember back in the day.
Who was I talking to?
Where's Steg?
Has he changed his username?
Damn.
Remember Kyle?
I was going to say.
I was like, hey, remember this?
There's the mantra.
I never got to it.
Somebody interrupted me. Is he on the real spaghetti account? You remember this? There's the mantra. I never got to it. Somebody interrupted me. Is he on the real
Spaghetti account? You remember that?
It's the yuppies do what they want.
That's the mantra. Yeah, I am.
I probably... Don't forget. I've been trying not to
because I don't want y'all to get flooded with
people from Shogun space
who, like, is...
You have a classic
PFP.
It's like you've been coming in your alt account
and you came in on this one
and it reminded me of the damn
Robert Palmer shirt, best pro hat.
I don't know where I got it.
You're recognizable PFP.
I forgot about it for a while.
You know, G. I'm just saying.
Shout out Skizvii P.
Yo, that's how I knew about
that band, by the way, Dave Muir,
for sure.
Yeah, brother.
I'm glad that people hear songs
and...
Yeah, Buford spoke up.
He knows what I'm talking about.
It's fucking awesome learning,
listening to music.
1980s.
I love playing 1980s
because it's such a forgotten
great era.
Like, even...
I don't even know all these songs.
They just get recycled around. You learn a lot of shit.
A lot of forgotten songs that probably will never be
played again in the future, maybe.
Who knows? Some of them. I don't know. When's the last
time anyone played weird shit?
I don't know. That's why I'm trying to go deep.
Learn. Keep playing. Sit creative.
I'll record and check the tapes.
What, do you not have something you want to play?
Back to back, fire, Jack.
No, I gotta go back. This is a Buford song,
Firewoman. I've never heard it in my life.
I'm gonna watch the official
music video. If you're watching it at rumble.com,
you know the inside. But if you want to go
to YouTube, go right now, type
The Cult Firewoman watched it wrong, HD
12 years ago, 38 million views.
I've never seen it in my life.
I'm probably not going to play the whole five minutes.
We're about to play poker, too.
Who knows?
Is the room filling up?
I still got to kill three more people.
Who's going to win a redex?
It's the NBA.
The Colts, Firewoman! Oh, my God. Okay. I tell y'all the truth I'm dancing like a plane in his mornings, baby
Keep driving your crazy, come on in, honey
Move down
Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah Oh, yeah oh
oh Oh Oh, yeah. Thank you. I was thinking, what happened missing?
I'll tell you the truthfully, well.
She's coming close now.
I can feel her.
She's getting close to me Fire! Fire!
Fire! Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! All right. All right. That's back back.
The cult, we're learning a lot of shit.
Never heard the song by their woman.
Buford.
Pretty begging song.
Really crazy song.
They're off the road.
80s.
Probably a forgotten band.
The cult.
Dane, what do you listen to when you're mowing grass bro
80s music obscure 80s music
dude no wonder i feel left out holy shit you're just listening to it for
fucking six hours a day i just research and if i don't know the
east side of screenshot i get away from time traveling
yeah time travel yo i pretend like i, bro, but I don't know shit, bro.
I didn't know shit.
It's all research.
You know, we've been learning all summer.
You go back, we took the tapes.
You know, we've just been playing 80s,
tried a deep dive.
Still play new songs, still play hits,
top songs, but also new obscure songs
in the 80s.
Skizgy F.E. Corporation Radio,
sick radio every Saturday
for our Sick Programming,
Sick Summer Programming.
Gonna end September 11th, though.
Sick Radio won't die.
There will be more Sick Radio,
but every Saturday is giving away
every day to Schizzi Yuppie.
Promise will be done.
Shout out, Spaghetti,
for making the joke.
Hebrew 22,
which was the Kyle Picks episode
So Hebrew 22 the title was a callback
Really
Sick bro
Ain't gonna lie
I'll write that down
A lot of people working hard in August
For an August employee of the month
We're still celebrating JB
JB in the fucking house
Employee of the month for fucking July.
Shout out, JB.
Cheers.
Hey, who's playing poker?
I hope everyone's playing poker.
You guys don't have the traits to get in?
We're going to start playing.
Socks.
When do you want to start playing?
Let's JB.
JB's here.
I think he's just chilling, though.
Yeah, we have four people in the poker lounge right now I was gonna say we can
Run a free one
And then do the traits afterwards because I did accept everything
Like where's Momo? She playing. She's down there listening. We got Momo in the room. I see placebo
Yeah, Kyle Like, where's Momo? Is she playing? She's down there listening. We got Momo in the room. I see Pacebo.
We got Kyle.
We just want to do a side one.
Side one out of your wallet.
Redactors gets the yuppie.
Whoever wins it.
Hey, you win it.
I'll get right back.
Okay, fuck.
Let's do that. I like that, though.
I like the trait qualifications.
That's not a bad idea.
Hey, and also, let's just tell everybody what we're thinking.
Because, like, yeah, a poker weekly is too much.
Skizzy Uppy moving forward.
No promises.
But we got to have, like, one poker night a month at least.
We got to shoot four and be successful.
Like, hey, we're going to do it right now.
We're going to knock it out.
Secret poker night.
At least once a month. successful. Like, hey, we're going to do it right now. We're going to knock it out. Secret poker night.
At least once a month and then make it like a real standard.
Like, I want
I hope we have a tournament one time. More than one
time. We should run a tournament.
We're going to fill up one table, but like, yeah, we'll grow it.
Once every 28
days or once every 30 days?
Just, you know, I'm just
saying. Not every week. Not, hey, if we do once a month, it You know, I'm just saying.
Not every week.
If we do once a month,
it would be sick as fuck.
We might do two.
We might do three.
Once you do more, you never promise anything.
Once you do more, it's great.
We got three people on the wheel.
Spaghetti, did I chop your head off tonight or no?
I don't think so. We got
Kyle, Freak Nick,
Lord of the Raids still on the thing.
Should we add Spags?
I think he deserves to get added.
I'm going to leave here in a few seconds.
I'm drunk.
I can't focus on one thing.
You might get head chopped off.
Four people.
Kyle, you've had your hand up for a while.
I'm sorry, Doug.
I was just going to say, technically, I get head chopped off. There's four people. Kyle, you've had your hand up for a while. I'm sorry, dog. What's up, dog?
I was just going to say, technically, and it's maybe nuanced,
but I think the phrase is, yo, I ain't even going to lie.
So it's, like, shortened phonetically when they say it,
but yo is the setup.
So first it's yo, and then it's I ain't even going to lie.
But they say it really fast.
So, yo, I ain't going to lie.
Shador said it last night.
Dude, I say yo.
Yo, I ain't gonna lie.
I observed this meme in real time at the gas station.
These guys said it at the gas station all the time.
And I was like, this is even the newest phrase.
Like, this is the newest news.
Guys, yo, I ain't gonna lie.
I ain't gonna lie No
Alright, we're spinning the wheel ain't gonna lie
Royal race PJ Lord, Freak Nick Spaghetti, it's Lanning and Kyle Kyle, what is your last words my friend ain't gonna lie
You can't say that yo ain't gonna lie
What What? What?
I don't even know what he said.
We'll bring him back with magic.
Don't worry.
He can't even die anyways.
You can try to kill that guy.
He says, hey, maybe no one dies.
So who knows?
Maybe we all don't die.
Lord of the Raids, Freak Nick, Spaghetti,
still on the wheel.
I'm spinning it again.
Turn it up, it's on an 86 volume.
It's landing on Freak Nick, no, it's landing on Spaghetti.
Spaghetti is sad news.
Do you have any last words, Spaghetti Spags?
I would do heroin if I wasn't a pussy.
Redacted!
We'll bring him back up.
What do you say?
What do you say?
Don't do drugs, kids.
Hey, do what you want.
Skizziw is you.
I don't give a fuck.
Can't sue us.
Skizziw is you. Skizziw is you.
Skizziw is you.
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On Solana.
Freak Nick can't talk.
The people who wanted him, they were voting him in
hearts and chests, hundreds and chests.
Lord of the Raids, Employee of the Month,
still won't accept his gifts.
You can't use it anymore. It's over,
Lord of the Raids.
Can't save you now. You can't be like,
oh, just give it to him. You can't do any stupid shit. How you feeling, Lord of the Raids. Can't save you now. You can't be like, oh, I'm scared of him. You can't do any stupid shit.
How you feeling, Lord of the Raids?
I feel like I'm going to fucking win this shit
because I'm elite in the SYC Corporation, baby.
Win this shit.
Freaknik's got two.
He's not an intern.
He's got two shares.
He's not an intern anymore.
So we're respecting him.
Shout out, Freaknik.
He's not even here.
And it lands on him. Freaknik has a red background. Lord of the Raids. Shout out Freaknik. He's not even here. If it lands on him,
Freaknik has a red background, Lord of the
race has blue. It says Lord.
Wish this camera would
work. Does it work on this phone?
Hold on. If it works,
I'm gonna film it.
Do you have
Lords give me different phones to
host space on every fucking week it's kind of ridiculous
Did I hit the cap?
Is it working?
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Freaknik or Lord of the Rates.
I'm going to hit capture, and we're going to actually spin the fucking wheel.
The sick wheel of elimination.
Shit.
Use photo.
No, retake.
Lord, I got bad news for you. I think not I think film
I think I'll I didn't go to video didn't count
Recount recount do we guys want to recount it? I did it wasn't okay recount
Anyway, fuck him all right free things not even here anyway. Fuck him.
Alright. Freakness not here. Do you guys want to... Hey, that's fair. Lord of the Raids
employee. Okay.
He didn't win his one. Alright.
Recount!
I don't know how I'm going to do this.
I'm left-handed, so it's all fucked up.
Hold on.
Alright. I gotta hit this.
Hit the sound button.
Not capture.
That's what happens.
Why can't I just get my own phone, overlords?
The fuck?
Video.
Film.
Spin the wheel, too.
I'm sick.
Real.
I'm elimination!
I got it.
Freak Nick.
Lord.
Freak Nick.
It's landing on. Freak Nick! Freak Nick! Freak Nick. Lord. Freak Nick. It's landing on.
Freak Nick.
Freak Nick.
Freak Nick.
You have had a doctor.
I gotta see your video.
Shit, I gotta see if I fucking doxxed myself on that video, but hold on.
Avni Mahindra, what are you
doing here? Hold on.
Can I, like, fucking screen record my
recording? Use video!
I'm posting it. Fuck it.
Act it.
Hold on. Let me just watch it.
Make sure it's freak that you guys believe me Atlanta on freak Nick or not you think I'm lying what guys but you guys know the truth what about freak me I can't post it can't post it
too much blood to be honest too much blood
In the fuck are the interns
How do they give you these overlord phones without screaming all these can't go what the fuck
It's a great video. There's just so much blood
I can't post it guys. We gotta bring fighting back Nick loss just drop
I can
I got a boner for the blood or the raid send me your soul address you dumb son of a
Let's go, Lord
Let's go, baby
Pain is done a total of like 50 transactions on Solana in the last three years
How many this different not true
Maybe less than a hundred maybe a one of my walls That's definitely not true. Maybe. Less than 100.
Maybe one of my wallets.
That's definitely true.
I've given away... I've given away more than a schizo
redeciso every fucking week.
Yeah, I guess if we're counting transfers.
Shares on Heath.
Yeah, I love shares.
We're counting transfers.
I got you.
That counts.
Wait, which one? What's my wallet address? Which one are you looking at? I don't know. We're counting transfers. That counts. Wait, which one?
What's my wallet address?
Which one are you looking at?
I don't know.
I'm too lazy.
How many of you send that to the overlords?
I was just watching.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I have some people.
Whatever.
You guys can look it up.
It's really hard.
Yeah, send it to the overlords.
Literally send it right to you, guys.
Shout out to the overlords.
I don't have access to the overlords.
Shout out to the overlords.
Shout out to the overlords.
Shout out to the overlords. Shout out to the overlords.
The overlords aren't real.
That's the crazy thing.
Overlords are sending lord to fucking redacted.
Jesus, this is fucking amazing, dude.
Shout out to the overlords.
Freak Nick has been.
Freak Nick has been.
Shout out to the employee of the month.
We have limitations over.
Shout out to the braids. Buford. We have Momo in the house. We have limited. It's over. Shout out to JB. Shout out to JB. Shout out to JB. Shout out to JB. Shout out to JB.
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All the fucking top guys are in the
motherfucking house, too.
I fucking love that, man.
Soul Blocks and listeners, McFly and listeners.
Two Tones are good for Al Trinidad.
He's a good artist, though, in real life.
And he's a boat guy. He lives on a boat.
He's a good guy down there. Shout out to Two Tones.
I'm being a sports fan.
I miss him. I'm sorry a supporter. I missed him. Sorry.
We're playing poker tonight. I'm going to fucking win, dog.
I'm ready to go whenever you want to do this free roll.
Test game. CEO, Payne, Placebo, Momo, Sox.
Anyone want to join? Who gives the fucking
gambling man? Texas Hold'em.
I'm winning. I'm fucking winning.
At least it's free roll.
It's going to be easy.
This could be just a game, though.
Do you want to even do the free roll if we can't even get people?
Let's just do it right now because we're playing poker tonight.
Free roll.
It's the free roll. Free roll is up.
Hold on. I'm going all in on the free roll.
I have to.
My stupid screen got love.
Well, that's your own fucking fault.
Let's see what's the free roll this one is a cow
We're gonna play two games. Just go all in everyone go all in right now. I dare everyone. Let's just fucking do
Oh, let's see this is working. I got aces
Never played the next time guys
We're waiting on fucking to see Bo. Oh wait, I mean should have bought a go all in raise all
Cool
placebo calls
We're in our Momo
He pulls not a table goddamn socks calls with three four. I got a ten eight
She's not at the table.
Goddamn Sox calls with a 3-4.
I got a 10-8.
Ace, Jack's placebo is in the lead.
He didn't get anything.
10-king, 2-3-4.
He got a draw.
Nothing.
I'm not going to get a heart.
Heart.
Anyone got a heart draw?
Is he going to win an 8-high?
Did the placebo win?
I won!
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? What?
What? What? What? What? What?
What?
What? What? What? What? What?
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What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Oh, shit, man. Makes sense. Me versus Momo. We got to win. This game doesn't count.
I got Jack Queen.
I'll go all in again.
She's not even here.
All right.
I won.
Don't get mad.
It's not the real point.
That means you're gay.
No one has to send me any redactants.
Don't worry about it.
Shit, and I draw it.
Oh, she went all in. I got
tripped queens. I have a jack
queen. I have a full house, bitch.
I got a fucking
I got four of a kind.
This is a real shit. You can't
stop the pain.
It's over. Tap out.
Poker. Texas
Hold'em.
The champ is here. WCW, I hate
the Goldberg. I'm the champ!
I guarantee you'd win, and I
execute. I wish that was recorded.
That was faster than me recording the
Sick Wheel of Elimination.
Greenberg!
Shit's recorded on fucking PokerNow.club.
I know it.
Fuck yeah, I won. No one's
telling me shit, but...
Woo!
That was
a spirit of jackhammer. Good job, dude.
I'm the fucking champ.
Alright, sorry guys.
That was intense. That was great.
All in, baby. I told you I could win like that.
Double all in. Knock out everybody
at the table. You win. Go home.
Drinks on me.
Where are we going?
We can't trust this band.
I never even heard of the band.
Great, weird band name.
No way we're playing it.
What the fuck we're playing?
Payne, what shots do you drink when you're, like, drinking beer at the bar?
Like, what shots do you order?
I don't know.
It doesn't matter.
Depends.
Specs.
I drink shots at the bar in a long time. I ain't gonna lie. I ain't drink shops at the bar in a long time
ain't gonna lie
you're going out there
buying drinks and getting ripped off
actually paying $18
for a fucking drink at the bar
I mean I like to hang out
I ain't hanging out
we all hate everyone around us
but at least we're gonna pretend like we like them
once we get drunk
I'm with respect working everyday We all hate everyone around us, but at least we're going to pretend like we like them once we get drunk.
I'm with Spag.
Working every day.
I can get time. I'm writing bar time.
I drink every Saturday.
I get fucked up.
I ain't got time to drink any other day, really.
I mean, I've been doing pretty well, though.
I try when I can, but, you know, I'm a busy man.
I've been going like once a week.
I used to go every day. I just go once a week. I used to go every day.
I just go once a week.
To be honest,
last time,
it was a wedding.
Last thing I was drinking at in public was a wedding.
And I was just drinking fucking up.
What are you drinking out of the bottle?
The rum.
Give me a rum, the tequila, pineapple juice.
What kind of rum?
Dude, that's just so sick. Captain Morgan. Yeah, I don't even give a that's That's just so sick
Captain Morgan just get I don't even go fuck. It's just so good
Cranberry juice dude. I'm not gonna lie Bryce. I never drink it a lot every place I ever lived there was someone who drank it
Like just kept it around and drink it
I would just drink
The guy was making
Keep these fucking common the Bacardi rum, pineapples, and then it was like half pineapple, half cranberries.
Bacardi tastes like shit, and I drink shit.
Full cranberries.
Dude, I don't give a fuck.
I'm not going to a bar to drink and shit.
I ain't doing it.
I like, you know, I'm getting old, man.
Not 26 anymore.
Get old, man.
Yeah, but you're fit, right?
No, but Kyle're fair, right?
I was inspiring me. Kyle knows he's
A little older than me not that much guys
We're not talking like a 40 I think it's fine to go to the bar and look
No, you know like rock bars and I did I should just go to the
I think if you're ever like 55 you need to
Like any below what am I drinking though? You can't do whiskey.
White tequila.
Never will drink
gin.
Dude, I was
drinking with an
85 year old the
other day.
Vodka and
cranberries.
It's easy to
Give me a vodka
cranberries.
Stupid.
But, you know,
at least it's
fair.
I feel like for
four or five
because you have
an eating disorder,
not because you
like vodka.
I don't like
cranberry juice.
I don't like,
you know, to be
honest, I don't even like drinking in public.
It's fucking stupid.
You shouldn't even be drinking in public, to be honest, if you want real advice.
This leads to real trouble.
If you are a serious drinker and you're seriously drinking.
No one should, bro.
I like to seriously drink.
You're going to smoke a cigarette and something.
I'm not like a tumor.
She's 300 pounds.
Am I safe?
Powering tumor.
Home or a safe place, you know.
People are crazy.
I don't like risking injury or life or arrest or anything anymore.
I'm just serious.
I don't need any setbacks.
Yo, take your oevers.
Take your oevers.
Safety and artistic value and just having fun as well.
Not wasting time.
Chopping heads up.
Chopping people's fucking heads,
you know. I feel like I've done
a lot. It's beautiful, Art.
But yeah, we're having a good time.
Always.
But I haven't been out drinking, man. I literally
haven't been out drinking in a long time.
I think it's just terrifying
at the wedding. But nope, I don't
go to the fucking bars.
I just think it's just a waste
of money. Just like I
don't waste any money and that's the only reason I can do it real quick. That's all I'm saying
I'm gonna go down to the bar
That most people like I would never I would never go you're talking about about a hoppin' bar? Or are you like dive bars?
Dive bars, that's really where I go.
I like the two dive bars tonight.
Dude, I'm just joking.
I thought you were talking about
I don't go out to party.
No, no, no.
Mainstream bars you just go to
if you flew off to Denver and you thought it would be fun. You know what I mean?
You know change it. Do you have one drink you drink always every time? What's your drink?
I drink a lot of Mexican beers and I drink Jameson and at home I drink bourbon.
That's crazy good. Everyone's got their taste, man.
Dude, I'm a fucking...
That's no much better than the IPA.
I stay away from...
Dude, I drink like once in a blue moon now
because like, dude, I'll fucking turn into an alcoholic
because I just drink like fucking bourbon
and like whiskeys and, you know,
like really good beer.
Dude, bourbons and whiskeys are the way to drink though,
rich and like on
A time limit you shouldn't be checking the go by like a 200. This guy taught me He owns this restaurant
We're drinking I forgot he was a small
I forgot what it was. It was a hundred twenty dollars shot. He's like you better not
You better not fucking check it or I'm gonna be pissed. That's what he said to me. I was like, all right
I just don't get it, man.
People go to the bar and they do the round here, bro.
Everyone drinks Nicolab Ultra from the bottle.
And I'm like, bro, what are you doing?
Bourbon.
I'm bourbon.
That's right.
I couldn't think of it.
Bourbon.
You're right, Spags.
I need a bourbon.
I just don't mix bourbon.
I either drink it neater or I don't drink it at all.
I don't mix it with like beer and shit
It fucks me up, you know
I only shoot heroin
Like
I'm not really
I'm We're not trying to reach. We're playing. We're playing another song. I played for a while. Yo, Jameson's where it's at, bro.
I gave away everything.
I could run the space right now.
It would be fair.
No, we're playing again, though.
Are we not playing again?
Who knows?
Still got a bunch of songs, though.
I ain't gonna lie.
If you ever go to Wilmington, North Carolina, there's a good bar there.
It's a punk bar.
It's really good downtown.
Just walk around. You'll see it. Trust me. There's a couple of fat bitches. there's a good bar there. It's a punk bar. It's really good downtown. Just walk around.
You'll see it.
Trust me.
There's a couple of fat bitches.
They're all hot, though.
I don't know how.
I go to Wilmington often.
I'll check it out.
Just down by the water.
Lots of roaches.
Don't go at a night unless you're drunk.
Then you can deal with them.
The riverfront.
Hell yeah.
Yo, Sox, you still in the house, dog?
Are we playing poker again or
no? I'm still here.
I'm still here.
What do you want to play? Straight up, heads up,
unless anyone else wants to play? You want to do another
round or what?
I want everyone's ass. I know I
called. I went and
coaxed everyone going all in.
I'll play for real
if you want to. And if it's me versus you,
we can do...
You want to up the stakes?
You want to
share? You got any redactors
with the lady eyes?
I do.
I'll trade you.
I don't have one, but I'll put
up an alien eye.
Yo, Payne, I got a good reason not to go out to the bars.
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt.
All right.
Shoot.
I'm going to leave after this.
I wanted someone to talk.
I'll go to a strip club, but I don't drink.
Dude, the bartender was hitting me for like the last 10
times i went and i never talked to her like that right so i look her up on facebook and she's got
three black kids anyways i'm gonna go guys i'll see you later see see i'm kidding i'm not gonna
leave oh it's good another thing about about this is a strip club tip why maybe that's why i like
cranberry vodkas because you can still get a cranberry even if you don't want to drink
You might as well just drink one you can't tell that's like one of the drinks
They can't tell you can be drinking doesn't look it looks like you're drinking but you're not drinking
cranberry vodka
I mean if I was a vegan I would drink that too. It's all good
You know what it might be my veganism leaking into because like I used to not drink any I don't have anything
To be honest
Hey pain the manuelious guy at the bar
Margaritas bro
She's like you can't drink tequila
Because it's a downer and say I was upper
I thought that was true for a while drink tequila timequila all the time. Like, if you're going out drinking tequila, you're happy.
You're having a good time, so yeah.
Bro, I literally live in the South.
You don't feel like you're tequila all night.
Pain, I literally live in the South,
and the mainliest guy at the bar had three margaritas tonight,
so you're all good.
See you, margarita.
Where are we going?
Jimmy Buffett's?
They're closing.
He's dead.
Margaritaville.
Rest in peace.
I have a great Jimmy Buffett shirt, they're closing and he's dead. Margaritaville. Rest in peace. I have a great Jimmy Buffett shirt somewhere
around here. Like an old
tour shirt. People are
dying. We're all gonna die. Legends don't
last forever, but hey, maybe they will.
Who knows what the hell's going on?
I won poker.
Who the fuck won
the redacted? It was
not Freak Nick.
Lord of the raids jb
employee of the month
play another song
I don't know if this is the end of the space
let's keep it chill
let's go to the police
we got police shirts
the bad
funky music.
Wait, dude.
Thank you for this.
Anyway.
Let's go in.
I like this.
The hard ass list.
Don't get up.
Are we playing poker?
One more game or what?
We'll figure that out.
We'll figure that out. Oh I'm a man. Dreaming dreams of what used to be.
When she left, I was cold inside.
That look on my face was just mine.
Lonely cats, no love, no tears.
Living on my own
Was the least of my tears
Best to be without you
Best to be without you
Best to be
Without you Oh Oh Just the same All rooms for the same old game
All I get was hard
All I made was on the stage
Now that's too big without you
That's too big without you
That's too big Without you The police!
The man screaming without you any of this.
We got police shirts.
Skizyeppi-core.com.
Redact Skizyeepicor.com.
Skizzeepicor.com.
We have more
people at the table.
Momo's away.
Oh, nice.
I didn't know. Well, Momo
wasn't away. She called at the end.
They just won, but that game didn't count.
This will be the real one. Where's Momo? Momo, you wasn't away. She called at the end. They just won, but that game didn't count. This will be the real one.
Where's Momo?
We got to come up.
This is for Redacted.
Everyone putting in a Redacted, right, Sox?
This is going to be a big poker game.
Yeah, I have it Redacted up.
Are you doing that requirements?
That's in the Jumbo, for sure. If anyone else wants to join,
we can run that.
I'm not sure if everyone meets the requirements.
If you don't meet the core requirements,
just talk now.
Put up a redacted winner takes off.
Winner takes all.
We talked a lot of pours tonight.
I ain't even going to say it.
Look, I ain't even going to talk about...
I got to...
Hold on.
Can't get too excited to pay.
Football.
We're not going to talk about football.
We're not going to talk about Cleveland.
I'll say hi, Kelly.
Everyone say hi to Kelly.
Don't call her to 81330
It's not really your phone number
Down there
But I lost a bet last year
To Kelly
The Bengals
Week 1 Kelly
I want redemption
This fucking bet again Kelly
Just joking
I usually don't talk to listeners
Browns vs Bengals
Browns are definitely gonna win
No It may be Who knows I'll be at that game though Browns versus Bengals. Browns are definitely going to win.
It may be.
Who knows?
I'll be at that game, though.
I'm not betting.
I'll never fucking lose a bet again if you don't bet.
I learned my lesson.
I ain't going to PFP it.
I got lucky.
Where are we playing?
We need no song.
Poker's coming up soon.
We're playing another poker game here.
Sick Wheel's over. Everything just chillin that's something weird
firewoman the cults dead we listen to that song it's been a good playlist
all right we're gonna get weird here the the socks there's a band called the
how dumb is that is that retarded or what or is it good I'm not sure if it's uh
redundant yeah it's genius at least they did it right it's been done it's been they did it
I hope this isn't from the 80s it's not I got the official... Wait, this was on Guardians of the Galaxy
Volume 3.
I do.
This is the day by The The.
I'm going to fact check and make sure
it's from the 80s. You're listening to Sick Radio.
God damn. September 2nd, 1983.
We're good.
We're good.
This is the day.
You're listening to Nick Radio. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I didn't look at this mind that you didn't go to bed.
You were watching the whites of your eyes turn red.
The calendar on your wall is ticking
The days off you've been reading some orders
You can't mind how much you've changed
All the money in the world
Couldn't buy back those days
You'd pour back your hands Sends some room to see the crime
And you watch a big fight across the blue sky
This is the way, you're like a solitude
This is the way, one thing's hard to play Oh You could have done anything, maybe I want to tell you all your friends and family, things that you're lucky. Let your heart remember his best, hold your life.
Remember the life of us for peace. We got four people It's good
We got four people we do last call here to start the oh you reset everyone's chips
Last call for playing football start the game at midnight, right?
Kyle you on end dog you gonna join lower the raids
You want to play poker anyone You want to play poker? Anyone else want to play poker?
I'm the link
I'm not so quick easy
That's call redacted everyone's got a battery faster
Yeah, Momo powder and socks
How do you see powder but he's gonna play poker stick
Keep the music down Docs pain. I don't even see powder, but he's gonna play poker. It's sick as fuck. That's it
Keep the music down
This is the day this the bands Have you guys heard that song?
Did you guys not know the band name?
Any Guardians of the Galaxy fans out there?
I've never seen the movies.
Ain't gonna lie.
We got Potter in the house.
Potter's showing up for poker.
Potter
Thick Radio.
What the fuck's good, dog? You ready to gamble?
You putting a redacted on the line?
Yeah, I'm ready.
I got a nice one
I want to put up.
Okay, does it meet the requirements that Prez put up in the jumbo?
I'll put a nice one up too, but I got to find a trait that fits in.
Oh, okay.
Which one are you putting up?
Well, I'll put up nice ones.
Just me, you, Momo, and Prez anyways.
I want to put up an alien eyes. I was looking for a
lady eye. I think that's a hard body with a
Prada hat.
A what? And a what? Hard body with a
Prada hat.
A Prada hat?
Oh, a Momo hat
used if I could walk Momo up.
Momo, you putting up a redacted?
You about to play poker?
Yeah.
I am literally sitting and waiting for you beautiful sick people.
You hit all in and you lost to me, correct?
We're not doing, like, seriously.
Let's not do all in.
But that was real, guys.
I knocked everyone on two fucking rounds in the free rule.
I never had any poker night
that quick.
I literally had four queens,
guys. I had a full house right
off the bat almost, and then I got
a fucking full house.
You could never beat me. It could have been a royal flush.
I don't even fucking know. It was the best
thing that could ever happen.
Who has a full house in the
first round? It wasn't even a full house. It was four of a kind.
It was even better than a full house.
Oh, yeah.
It's like a hand. It was recorded.
I stopped playing after this.
Screenshot. Go screenshot
Skizzle sucks.
I know it's logged.
This is the day. That's the last song.
What kind of song do we need?
We'll keep the music down if we're going to start playing poker.
We're going to blast it.
Like easy poker night.
Let's blast Blue Monday, 1988, old-time classic.
Just get the vibes.
Sick radio, poker, real game.
Let's blast that.
You know?
It's a little vibe here. I'll just get my charge. All right, so everyone's put up last call
Whatever it goes it goes powder
Good luck to everybody, okay
We're gonna start it at midnight you got two minutes
two minutes started at midnight laid your hands on me and told me who you are
thought I was mistaken
I thought I'd heard your words
Tell me how do I feel
Tell me now how do I feel
I am...
I am so nervous.
It stops too. I want some lady eyes, come on! I see a ship in the harbor I can't find can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't
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I'm feeling it.
I'm not going all in.
First and foremost, 12 o'clock midnight, playing poker.
That was New Order.
Blue Monday, 88.
It's a blue.
Doc, you ready to kick it off, Doc?
I'm ready.
We have the new one.
All right.
Shout out to everyone listening.
Sick rate was kind of ending here.
We would have rugged it and done it to your
base, but we're just going to chill. We're going to keep the music
at a low. I'm not
going to talk anymore. I'm going to focus. I'll
be in and out DJing.
We're going to be playing poker
for real high stakes
redacted skis or yuppies.
Winner takes
all, guys. Oh my god. This is huge. Redacted skissey up east winner takes all guys huge
Guys, hundreds in the chat.
Oh my god.
Hundreds in the chat.
I'm about to go all in.
I'll do it.
I don't see any hundreds in there.
That's all right.
I'm just going to fold.
All right, I'm going on mute.
We're going to start some music.
We need something chill to start this game.
I'm getting it started.
All right, this is a weird song. It kind of reminds me of the Doors song when they use that weird instrument. I'm getting it started. You're listening to Sick Radio, Sick Poker.
And yeah, you're going to have to hear my fucking poker game in the background, people.
No need to fight.
I ain't got to lose. We got to fight.
I would have won this hand if we went all over.
Fuck it.
On the ship.
Shit.
Somebody said a hundred and a chest. On the ship. Chet. Somebody said 100 in the chest.
Two distant lands.
Takes both my hands.
Never frown.
With golden brown.
Hey, go browns, never frown.
I don't want to talk to a football, but hey.
Look it up in Cleveland.
Ain't going live.
Never give up.
Never surrender.
I'm here with my
her new dad and
the gaudy.
More.
Golden brown.
Alright, we're 50% in.
We'll go down. We'll even go down.
We'll go to
34%.
32. Illuminati. Thank you. Oh, that's it.
Wait, what just happened Wait what just happened
Socks just wrecked us
Wait wait
Pause that
I don't understand
I had it no
There's no way
I mean yeah
I had two pairs of socks
Hold on it's me and socks now.
You guys talk. What happened?
Tell us what happened.
I don't know.
The listeners want to hear.
So we keep calling
it and then
we didn't have enough.
So we had to call
all in because of you two motherfuckers.
I folded.
I folded every hand this fucking whole game, so
don't play.
I don't know. I had two pair. I didn't think
Socks had the eight.
I saw all in at the end.
I called the whole thing.
I just followed the
the game.
It's me and you, Socks,
again. Holy shit
How I switched them Oh, how do I switch I have 1940 chips you have I click on it
5940
Shit, but me versus socks
Is real I gotta get a new song up. Holy shit. But it's me versus socks. Poker Night Official.
It's real.
I fucking love watching this one.
How do you switch it to...
What is BB?
Can we get American, like,
1940 shit?
So why do I gotta click it?
What the fuck's this shit?
Call 1BB?
How much is 1BB?
This is bullshit, guys.
How do I switch this metric shit?
This is why you don't use VPNs, too.
They fuck your shit up.
Shut the fuck up.
I'll call whatever it is.
External learning.
What?
I should have went all in.
Please don't. I don't I'm folding I got shit
all right I need a new song I wish me luck guys I'm on this low fucking stack we played the
psychedelic first not tonight but way in the they got a bunch of cool heads I don't know someone
said play them tonight I don't know. I don't listen to people.
This is another chill song.
Another chill song.
Why focus here?
Figure out how to switch my fucking dick.
I don't know what BBs are.
The ghost in you. The second out of the bird.
This is a sick radio, sick focus.
Here, actually, actually, actually, actually,
I'll dedicate a song to the guys who just lost.
Which one is this?
Yeah, to you, Momo.
And sadly to Patient Powder as well
shit where's it
it's like it could be better or something
now I would say
hold on I can't look at it
I can't watch
Things Can Only Get Better
by Howard
Howard Jones
no one knows Howard Jones don't lie
Things Can Only Get Better always tell everyone Howard Howard Jones no one knows Howard Jones don't lie We're not scared to lose it all, security comes through the wall
It's the dreams we have to realize
A thousand skeptic hands won't keep us from the things we plan
Unless we're clinging to the things we fly I keep clinging to the things we cry
And we're real scared
To do the battle of snow and fall down
And we're real scared
And we're real scared
And we're real scared
To do the battle of snow and fall down
And we're real scared
To do the battle of snow and fall down And we're real scared I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Today is always what's the light, the fire of shine. Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, I'll do it now And I'll do it now
I'll do it now
I'll do it now
I'll do it now
I'll do it now
I'll do it now
I'll do it now
I'll do it now
I'll do it now
I'll do it now
I'll do it now I'll do it now I'll do it now Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, And you look at me, and all I ever did was just a battle of some puzzle.
And if we feel it for all, I don't know why I can't get out of me, a pencil. so I'm gonna get better.
I'm gonna get better.
I'm gonna get better.
I'm gonna get better.
I'm gonna get better. I got We're playing fucking poker heads up
I'm going all in
I love it
I'm literally going all in right now while the silence is right now
Who called? Who called?
Who won?
It's Kane.
It's Kane!
It's Kane!
Captain Stewart!
It's Kane!
It's all called I Wish I Looked a Little Better
by the sparks Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Whoa!
Whoa!
I wish I looked a little better!
I went to high school and made me look into the bag.
I was gonna real up in my way to real up in my head.
Whoa!
Whoa!
I wish I looked a little better!
I just want you to have it.
Don't worry about it
That's what they say.
I'm sending messages in a single way.
I'm the best in the sweetest and really bright.
I can't do it.
I had a moment.
You were watching.
You were not watching.
You were watching.
I am not.
I can't watch because I have social anxiety now.
Because, like, it sucks.
It's not something.
Now I'm watching. You guys want to send me something you can't, like, it sucks. It's not something. Now I'm watching.
All right.
You guys want to send me something?
You can't.
Oh, my God.
I won.
I won record books and remembered.
He was at 5,000 and you were at 1,000.
And now you're.
Whoa, dude.
Socks.
It was fast.
It was.
What were you thinking, dog?
You thought I was bluffing the whole time, dog?
I had full house and then I had
the three queens.
Oh my god.
I've never seen anyone beating
sides.
Never in my life.
This is a really
unique moment.
It's super fucking amazing.
We're going to go three in a row next poker tournament.
Can I take a picture again?
Just to make sure.
Gotta check the tape.
It's recorded.
I...
That one beat, you had what?
You had like two pairs.
I just got good cards, man.
Captain!
I was getting good cards.
I wasn't lying.
All in. Did you play something? I slow rolled the one, man. I was getting good cards. I wasn't lying. All in.
Did you play something? I slow rolled the one, though.
The first one.
I was like, I'll just call.
Big bet. All in bet.
You did. I doubled up early.
I had the momentum.
This was first,
and then
that happened.
I told one little lie, and then I got the cards.
I couldn't get wrong.
That was Strangler's Golden Brown, Psychedelics for the Ghost in You.
And I cut it to, I think, the skips or something.
I think I could look a little better.
It starts with S.
If we don't name the band name, who knows?
Who gives the fuck I want tonight?
Yes.
I got so many songs to play, but it's over.
Space is over.
You aced it.
Space is over.
No, I'm never.
It's rock.
What's a good ending song here?
No, we'll just play a classic real quick. Wouldn't it be good? Wouldn't it be good? Shout out Nick Kirk. good ending song here. So no, let's play
classic real quick. Wouldn't it be good?
Wouldn't it be good? Shout out Nick Kirk.
I don't want
Wouldn't it be good?
Tonight was a good space. I think it was a great space.
I think it was a great space. Sick space, you can call it.
It was a good space.
Wouldn't it be good?
Momo, wouldn't it be good?
be rich and skitzo at the same time?
I was listening to what Nick Kershaw, what he's singing about.
I actually don't even know what.
What is going on?
Dick Randy of Dick Polk for 12-15, 30 tomorrow.
It's Sunday.
God bless America.
God bless skitzo. It's Sunday. God bless America. God bless the Kitsil Yuppie Corporation. Music
I got it bad, you don't know how bad it got it
You got it easy, you don't know when you got it good
It's getting harder, It's keeping life and soul together.
I'm sick of fighting.
Even though I know I should.
The cold is fighting.
To each and every nerve inside her.
Like all these spirits.
It's frozen to the core.
I don't wanna be here.
People are safe. Oh I'm not too late I'm not too late I wouldn't it be good to sleep on your side The grass is always green from over there
I wouldn't it be good if we could live without a care
I'm not gonna care.
You must be joking, you don't know anything about it.
You got no problem, I'd stay right there if I were you.
I got it harder, you couldn't dream how hard I got it.
Stay out of my shoes, if you know it's good for you
The heat is stifling, running me up from the inside
The sweat is coming from each and every fall
You're a good one, I'm a good one
You're a good one
Dear kitty kitty.
Stop that! oh so .んん
ん Earning the midnight oil, Mr. Smith?
Hey, don't forget to sign in.
Fuck you! Oh, my God.ああああああん
ん Howard, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman.
You're my lawyer, so I think you should know I've killed a lot of people.
Some escort girls in an apartment uptown.
Some homeless people, maybe five or ten.
An NYU girl, I met in Central Park.
I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop.
I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun.
And some man, some old faggot with a dog.
Last week, I killed another girl with a chainsaw.
I had to. She almost got away.
And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen!
I have tapes. I have a lot of it.
Uh, some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um...
I ate some of their brains. Um, and I tried to cook a little. I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time.
Oh, I mean, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy.
Sick!
