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TACO TUESDAY ALPHA
Recorded: July 23, 2025 Duration: 4:55:25Space Recording
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The The The The The The The I'm going to go to the next one. Oh This is a dangerous feeling I think more than a show You won't be
I miss you
You're so happy
Yeah, I don't have
I'm gonna show you
You will be
The reactions
So slowly
Release your voice
So slowly
I'll let you know I need to ask Oh Oh I
That girl phone that girl with no emotions shadows on the wall heard from the fall i've been through it all was going through the motions
you're picking me up and you turn me upside down i was lost but now i found my way to you
i'm feeling the rush you're all i think about my head up in the clouds
the dream come If I had your love and you gave me all your trust, I would call you mine
Till the end of time
If I had your love and you gave me all your trust, I would call you mine
Let me fantasize
If I had your love and I, I, the, the, the I would call you mine
Let me call you mine
If I had your love and I, the, the, the
I would call you mine
Let me fantasize
I know we could be
Potentially
For insanity
How do I make you want me?
Don't know how to say it, articulate it any other way.
Ain't no exaggeration.
Make me up, and you turn me upside down.
I was lost, but now I found my way to you.
I'm feeling the rest, you're all I think about.
My head up in the clouds of the dream come true
Let's pretend
If I had your love and you gave me all your trust
I would call you mine, till the end of time
If I had your love and you gave me all your trust
I would call you mine, let me stand aside
If I had your love and want, let me stand just right If I had your lovin' not lovin'
Oh man, where is everybody, Nick? What the fuck?
Where's everyone at, buddy?
Taco Taco Tuesday! They must be eating tacos, man!
I like some tacos.
Just so it's real.
Just so it's real. Oh Ooh, yeah Don't know where you went, and I began
Don't know what this is, or what I mean
Got you on my mind, under my skin
But what you've become, last when I run, last when I run away
To become one last when I run, this time I'm gone, stay
I can feel my body blurting deep, I can feel the colors start to fuse As I feel my body blurring to you
I'm into you
I'm into you
I'm into you Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh I don't know where you went, and I began
You're everywhere I go, see you in everything
The course of that weekend, I'm sinking in
Oh, would you become the last one I run, last when I run away And to become one, last when I run
This time I'm gonna stay
I can feel my body burning deep
I can feel the colors that it creeps
And I feel my body burning deep
I'm into you I'm into you
I'm into you
I'm into you
Posted I'ma lay him down like being a lion Walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, walk him down, Walk down on them in Balenciaga, on them
My blood slimming nigga out just like an antaconda
You go against me, then you fuck just like a used car
I roll them up and then I smoke them like some good guns
Hey, still doing drive-bbys but I wanna walk em
If I can't find em, you know I'm gonna stalk em
Cost a tape up on the scene, I had to white talk em
Runnin' from my gun but my bullets had to poke
Posted in front of the tribe
Sellin' dope till the sun comes down
Take a fuck nigga right off the map, off the map
When I hit him with this hoe, honey, rhyme Come down Walk em down, walk em down, walk em down, walk em down, walk em down, walk em down, walk em down
Nigga I was posted on the corner where the J's at
Real dope dealers for real
Push it, push it, push it, push it, push it I'm gonna go
Within the end we've been in fifth in a year turn on her original Larry rock in the dope soon as they get up to both keeping this up like a me I'm Weeping and weeping that picture for a cat Flaking no syrup and rolling them hair Made myself a boss, a boss in a plug
Either way you put it, nigga, I'm good
Triple salute, nigga, straight out the hood
Back of soda, water splash, I'm scared
Forking my right and my part of my left
Leaning all the way over to the side
I whip me a four-way to a nine
The dirt of the money is homicide
And my recipe can't be televised
Y'all nigga, move that dough
Babe, move that dough Y'all nigga go move that don't go move that don't be mood and don't go
God move that don't you got to go move that don't go move that don't go move that don't go move that don't go
Don't go move that don't
Run up them comments fam let's go
Men's fam, let's go!
Were we listening to baby shock
We're listening to Baby Shock.
Which is what I listen to.
I like Baby Shock. Many niggas don't want no smoke, no smoke, no smoke, you niggas don't want it
I can't go, I won't go, but leave my mama lonely
No smoke, no smoke, but we die about the money
No smoke, no smoke, you niggas don't want it
I heard these niggas want smoke, they better pull up with a honey
Yeah, we want all the smoke, I walk around with them
Drink up and take me, you ain't tell your name
Boy, you can try me, you know I'm a bro
Creep to come to him, you ain't never ran
These niggas hate, they mad about something
You know I'm a blow, I ain't never stuntin'
You know how I'm coming, you know what to do
If you don't want it
Nigga, stop all that talking, you know I'm mad, come and pull up on me
I hope you don't flat, you know that I'm dumb
My bro, my bro
That nigga my homie Tell me how they fuck hoes, make sure you get mad
We laugh, we talk, cause all the ass fame Put that on guard, man, these niggas don't want no smoke
No smoke, no smoke, you niggas don't want it I can't go, won't go, but leave my mama alone
No smoke, no smoke, but we dabbed out that money No smoke, no smoke, but we die about that money
No smoke, no smoke, you niggas don't want it
Try to knock on down and we gon' kill em' all
You two or your boy or whoever, try to get away we gon' when I'm down
He get back up, bitch, knockin' em' down
When you say my name, niggas, people say it
You know how we livin', that ain't how you livin'
If you go to trip and get hit with the gliss
Ain't no hesitation, we break it to you bitches
40 dogs in the stands, these nigg niggas talk and I ain't hear it
Nigga better my they bigs
Gonna get it too if you get in it
Forever posted in the trenches
Swear that we forever spendin'
These niggas talk like they with it
When I catch you, you gon' get it
My bro, my bro
That nigga my homie
Count my the fuck ho
Make sure you get mad
We laugh, we talk
Cause all the odds fight Put that on guard, man These niggas don't want no smoke Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm a scared man.
I'm a scared man.
Yo, yo, yo, what's up everybody? I'm a scared man. Also, T-Mobile Tuesday, if you're a T-Mobile customer, feel free to take over and get your free stuff with T-Life mobile app.
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Ladies and gentlemen, it's a great day in crypto.
It's a great day. We got Solana sitting at $204.53.
Bitcoin at $119.
We'll call $120.
We'll call $120,000.
Let's see. Let's see.
Let's see. I don't know why XRP's down today, but it's 353.
Ethereum,
$3,748.
Obama getting
Obama's cooked, fam.
FYI.
The amount of investigations going on is
absolutely nuts. I can only imagine
Obama's probably trying to run for the hills with Big Mike over to the UK.
With Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell and all them.
But let's get it, fam.
Pin tweet, motion, mint now, magic Eden.
Something is coming.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Did you fade or did you believe, Anon?
Did you fade or did you believe? Weon? Did you fade or did you believe?
We are believers up in here.
We ain't fading nothing.
Especially nothing that books makes.
Definitely don't fade that stuff.
We're just kicking it off, fam.
Corey, what's that smell?
You smell that?
I smell it.
I smell it.
Smells like McDonald's.
Smells like money. No. It smells like money.
No, it smells like money.
You smell McDonald's by you?
Well, it might just be traveling through the air, I suppose.
You really don't be washing your fingers after dipping them in those fries, huh?
No, of course I do.
I feel like you bite your nails and you freaking taste like the buffalo sauce or mac salt.
I do bite my nails and sometimes there's
a little salt and a little bit of fryness that gets in there you're right yeah what if i told
you like maybe like my airdrop wasn't too far away kind of thing from no happening or something i
don't know i don't know you know like y'all might receive something maybe maybe you already know what it is
but there might be something else
what if I told y'all there was a lot in the works
you're gonna be
you're gonna be a happy guy
if I told you that
shit
I'm gonna be a very happy guy
and just tell us books
rip the bandaid off
I know you're hinting it's okay you can tell us books rip the bandaid off I know you're hinting
just it's okay
you can tell us books this is a safe space
you can tell us all the alpha
we ain't gonna look at
y'all might be seeing Momo soon
it doesn't end with Momo
and there's
there's something coming
there's some cool shit happening
did you hear that, ladies and gentlemen?
Momo inbound, TBD, and there might be some more secret stuff that's in the works.
I just don't think y'all are ready.
How could someone become ready if they're not ready enough?
That's the question of the day. How do you become ready?
Can't stop.
Won't stop. Push
hard. Go crazy.
You've seen me take care of my people before.
People that go hard for me, I go hard for them.
Right or wrong? Every time.
Every time.
Every time. You time. Every time.
You've seen me make mistakes.
Taking care of the wrong people.
You've seen people show true colors, right?
Yep, and then it's always right before we're at the finish line.
People always fuck it up for themselves somehow, you know?
You get impatient and all that, right?
Yep, the jealousy,
the impatientness.
I don't know what it is.
Maybe it's the Mercury and Retrograde.
I don't know. Something's going on.
Mercury and Gatorade.
It's the impossible Whopper, you heard.
The impossible Whopper.
It's that tap water
they must be drinking.
There's definitely a lot of greed on this planet.
100%.
Especially in this space.
People definitely get greedy.
Too much estrogen.
Estrogen.
I think that's what Nito needs, actually,
is some estrogen to level out his voice.
Give me some estrogen,
but I can...
What the fuck?
You know, at least we know that Nito got that
testosterone voice, you know?
Yeah, he does.
Nito's voice probably
has gotten him into fights. Like, why are you raising your voice
at me? I'm not. It's my voice, you know?
Yo, today they kicked me out of my vet
and then the doctor just called me at like 5
o'clock, bro. Like, apologize. Keep them out of the vet, and then the doctor just called me at like 5 o'clock, bro. Like, apologize for no reason.
Like, over the phone, this lady was going fucking like bananas, dude.
And I'm like...
Be honest with me.
Before Vegas, before Miami, you was thinking of the place?
Thinking of what place?
The vet?
Nah, hell no.
Why'd they kick you out?
No, I was on the phone with him today
and I needed prednisone and this
fucking lady's like, she just
wasn't listening, dude.
And I'm just like, what are you?
You needed to get it for your wife? No, for the
dog. Oh, got you, got you.
She can't breathe good. Yeah.
But she's on a low dose. It's like
five milligrams.
And this lady's telling me like the dog has to be
checked and i'm like no the doctor's not concerned with is your dog old nah she got a collapsed
trait to my um this kid was breeding dogs and two of the dogs that had defects he fucking dumped on
because i'm a i'm a good home you know and i fucking I fucking felt bad. I had my, I had my boxer and he was by himself.
You know what I mean?
So I figured I'd get him two friends.
You thought it was a good idea to go to some white trash house for dogs.
Nah, it wasn't.
It was.
Believe it or not, bro, this dude did.
That's the one thing I'm going to have to remember this kid by for like at least in
like four or five years is the fucking my daughter's fucking ex that was breeding
them. Yeah, scumbag.
Breeding midgets dogs. It's fucking horrible.
Didn't your dog
just attack those dogs the other day?
If I recall.
Midgets are those bullies that are really low to the
ground, right? Yeah, bro. They can't lick their
ass. They can't lick their bull. Well,
I have females, so they can't even clean themselves.
Yeah, it's fucking horrible. Be honest with me. That that's your dog that's a man's best friend right there
are you licking it for him how fucking no bro these are first of all these are female dogs
they're only here because i felt bad because they were getting neglected yeah i mean that's number
one and my best friend just died hank died hank is your dog the guy i love boxes
Hank died.
Hank, I'm a boxer guy.
I love boxes.
I heard they made a mobile version, but it sucked.
Man.
But these two fell out of me.
Why don't you ever post pictures?
I love them now, too.
You know what I mean?
Why don't you ever post pictures of your pets?
I can't stand to see a dog, like, any type of animal not getting the attention it deserves, you know?
Why don't you post pictures of your pets?
I don't know. I don't post,
I don't do, like, pictures of my food
and pictures of this.
Nah, the dogs are dope. You'd be like,
oh shit, they're cool.
I definitely like those kinds of dogs,
too. I ain't gonna lie to you.
They're great, but they have problems.
They overheat in the summer.
If they're outside too long,
you'll find them laying on their back.
They'll fucking die.
It's crazy, dude.
And that's not something that antifreeze can fix?
The what?
Antifreeze.
When my car overheats,
I put antifreeze on.
They should probably feed them some antifreeze pills
or something.
It might help.
Post a photo, Nito, bottom right hand corner.
I know you want to.
Let me ask you a question, man, Nito.
Go for it, brother.
So you took your wife to the vet today.
What are you doing tomorrow?
I called the vet today for Luna.
What am I doing tomorrow?
Tomorrow I got to get some stuff out of my garage. Your wife's name is Luna?
I have Luna and Ella.
I got to get some stuff out of the garage.
So I don't know if my daughter's moving stuff into the garage.
And now she's talking about a storage like she's got money.
Magneto, you have two wives?
Luna and Ella?
Yeah, two dogs, yeah.
Oh, I thought your wife,
brother. My bad, my bad. I didn't know those were dogs.
He did not bring his
wife to the vet. No, that's
what I thought, bro. That's what I thought he said.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I thought. Kuro, you thought
the same thing, too, right?
No, you did not.
You don't bring your wife to the vet.
I can see Nito being like, yo, I'm out of
pain meds. My just broke it's limb
I said you would think it was pain medicine
or something it's fucking prednisone
like if my dog don't
it's been on for three years
you can't just not give it to her now
she'll die from fucking
you have to wean her off that shit right
she'll die
the doctor called me though at 5 he apologized
I was like listen no apology needed you're calling it in that's all i need to know
now question for you you see a man punching a punching bag
okay you see a man hitting a punching bag after that man hits the punching bag he grabs his hand
and goes ouch and starts shaking it and, holding onto his hand for dear life.
Like, and the punch was, like, man, we're talking about, like,
a little kid punching a punching bag, you know?
Like, it wasn't, like, the shit wasn't, it wasn't a good punch by any means.
You feel me?
Like, it was an awful punch, bro.
What you gonna think? Like that is that a fighter is that
someone that could hit a hit a bag hard like how do you feel about that no that that shouldn't you
shouldn't be hurting your hand that was like 60 power in my opinion well it might have been 100
power for that person but it hit the bag with like 6% power.
Shouldn't be getting hurt now.
You should never be getting hurt.
And if you don't get hurt,
you definitely don't show it.
Like that shit is gay, right?
100%, I'm sorry.
For some reason,
CRG is coming to mind.
Could have shut the camera off and then grabbed...
Have you been able to find this punching bag?
He's close by to me.
Somewhere, it's like 45 minutes from me.
About maybe 38 minutes.
Now,
when can we expect you to post a video?
I can get to it soon.
I'll make him go when I come there in August. I can get to it soon. I'll make him go when I come there in August.
I can get to it sooner than that, but we could definitely hang out.
Well, you want to punch it too, brother.
That's what it does.
What day are you coming?
I'm coming.
I'm coming in August.
I just don't know when.
Okay.
I got a feeling she gets a higher score than three people.
Four people, 100%.
He's wicked confident.
Kura, CRG, Newsflash, and Ben.
Next.
Benning!
I don't think Benning.
I think Benning held back because Coral's score was so low.
And we were... Benny seemed like a nice
guy. He didn't want, like...
He didn't want, uh...
He didn't want Coral.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bullshit, Neato.
Can I sing you something, Neato?
As hard as you can.
Yo, I just want to see Crack Neato do it.
Crack Neato. I don't really care.
Crack Neato, can I sing you something?
And you tell me who sings it. Yeah. Cracknido. I don't really care. Cracknido, can I sing you something? And you tell me who sings it.
Yeah.
You ready?
Good.
Finish with my woman
because she couldn't help me with my mind.
People think I'm insane
because I keep drowning all the time.
Ozzie Smith.
Ozzy Osbourne.
What was that?
Ozzy Osbourne.
How did you know that?
Because he's fucking one of the
greatest artists to ever live, man.
What if I told you I was having him perform
at F1 Vegas?
Well, he passed away last night.
Well, rest in peace, Ozzy Osbourne.
I'd be lying if I told you that.
Rest in peace, Ozzy Osbourne.
Now, let me ask you a question.
Did you ever get the chance to meet him, Crack Neato?
No, but I have rock and rollers.
So we had rock and rollers in hip hoppers growing up.
So a lot of the rock and rollers used to go to OzFest and all that stuff.
So a lot of people I know met him.
Now, did he bite the head off of a bird and a bat?
A bat.
Supposedly, he thought it was fake, but he bit the head off.
Copy.
Now, if Michael Vick was to bite the head off of a bat or a bird 30 years ago, what would have happened?
He would definitely got charged with some type of animal cruelty.
I'm just bullshitting at this point.
Newsflash, do you believe that you could get a higher score than Magneto on the punching machine?
Yeah, I don't know. I've been doing the steroids and cheesecake
diet. I think I'll be good for it.
Tiramisu?
No, no. Cheesecake, bro.
No, Tiramisu. You gotta get some Tiramisu
in there, bro. Get you the coffee. Caffeinate
your punch a little bit.
Give it that little edge.
Yeah, I used to love Tiramisu,
but it's been a while.
It's gotta be good tiramisu.
Where do you get good tiramisu?
Certain places.
Do you think that you could beat Katie's punch on the machine?
I don't even know, bro.
I don't know. Katie looks tough.
Do you think you could beat Neko?
Neko's punch on the machine?
Yeah, I think I could beat Neko, Neko's punch on the machine?
Yeah, I think I could beat Neko.
Okay, okay.
Do you think that Katie could beat Neko's score
on the machine? Oh, yeah. 100%.
Now, Katie, do you think you can
beat Neko's score on the machine?
Yes. Hoorah,
do you think you can beat Neko's score on the machine?
I've been
beat that, 100%.
Who else is on stage? Is Lowe's on stage?
What up, Lowe's?
Do you think you could beat Necco's score on that punching machine?
Yes, I can.
Ryan, do you think you can beat Necco's score on the machine?
Ryan... You think you can beat Necco's score on the machine? Brian.
I know you did.
Katie and Brian might be the only two people that possibly can beat Necco's score.
And that's why they didn't say yes.
That's the humble.
I said yes.
I said yes.
Yeah, but you didn't truly believe it. Yes's the humble. I said yes. What was Necco's score? I said yes. Yeah, but you didn't truly believe it.
Yes, I did.
Send me a video right now of you throwing a punch in the air.
In the air?
That's so...
D-A-Y.
I'm not saying that again.
I got banned from typing.
How's a female sending a man a video of himself punching? No himself punching in the air. I look like I have
Down Syndrome. Listen, if I really wanted to, I would
ask you to send me a video of you doing
jumping jacks. I'm not out here doing
that. You know what I'm saying?
I'm out here saying, yo, send me. I want to see
if you know how to scrap.
That's all I'm trying to see if you know how to scrap.
Bing, bong, bong, bong, bing.
Shadow boxing. Shadow boxing. Let's see if you know how to scrap I can scrap
But you know what
I always hope
Hey bank girl
I always hope that somebody would like approach me
But like I don't know I'm just not approachable
I would not call the cops
You know what I would do actually
You know what I would do
My dad taught me this
He said if anybody ever approaches you
Like in a physical way
Like if you're at a gas station, you just act like you have schizophrenia.
Yep, yep. That's a hey Arnold. Your dad got that from hey Arnold.
Yeah, but my dad's a fucking beast.
Don't hit me. I'll hit me. I'm afraid.
Yeah, but I'm a girl. He doesn't want me to really get hit.
That shit don't work.
That shit don't work.
He does do.
He does do it. He's like 67.
He's like 67.
Gas station, first and foremost, especially in certain cities, man, they're not fighting at the gas station.
They're pulling out AR-15s and shit at gas stations.
But listen, that's the type of shit you deal with.
You definitely do live in a place where if you go right down the street to Largo or Key Largo, oh, they're going
to be blowing out ARs at the gas station. What is Key Largo? Little do you know. Little do you know.
You got some of the most dangerous hoods where you're at, Katie. No, I'm not. Oh, you have no
idea, Queen. You have no idea. Oh, yes, you do. Oh, yes, yes you do do you know the town i live in look at how
far largo is from you right now on ways uh l-a-r-g-o and you'll you'll know real quick how
far you are from ars at the gas station you stop trying to freak me out. Every beach area is ghetto as fuck.
Always remember that.
There's $100 million houses on the water, but there's $10 hoods down the block.
Right across the causeway.
Yep.
I'm just here so I can farm today, guys.
I'm not going to be answering any books as punching bag questions.
I thought you were boycotting today. I was, but then I was like going to be answering any books as punching bag questions. I thought
you were boycotting today.
I was, but then I was like, you know what?
Cora always shows up, even though he co-hosted
Azadi yesterday and didn't co-host
me so Azadi can mute me.
Yeah.
Love you, Nico.
Oh, here we go.
Love you, Nico. I did go to Tampa Beach
one time in the city of Tampa, and I thought they were going to kidnap my kids.
Were you ever being a Tampa Trish at Tampa Beach?
That doesn't make any fucking sense.
You think it doesn't make sense, but it does.
Largo is pretty close.
This is pretty close.
Have you ever been to Tampa Beach, be in a treesh, and in your pockets, zero breach?
No, okay.
First of all, I don't have to bring money anywhere.
Second of all...
How did you know money was breach?
Because it said pockets.
What's going to be in your pockets?
A watch?
And what's a treesh?
A treesh is like a thought, you know, like a... What's a treesh a treesh is like a thought you know like uh what's a thought
a thought is like uh like a smut
i was just gonna say the word i was gonna say
i've ever been at the beach being the smut yeah Yeah, like what's a smut? Being a treesh.
What is a smut?
Yeah, what is a smut?
A little worse than a slut.
Like the eat ass and shit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's nasty.
They're very smutty, you know.
I don't even know what the C word, like when people call each other the C word, I've never understood that.
I'm like, how is that an insult? What's the C word? the C word, I've never understood that. I'm like, how is that an insult? I don't get the C word. I'm not saying it. I'm not saying it.
See you next Tuesday. Yeah. I'm not saying it. Okay. See you next Tuesday.
But like, no, I don't know. I don't even know what that, if someone called me that,
I'd just start laughing. I don't know what what that... If someone called me that, I'd just start laughing.
I don't know what that even means.
I'd be like, oh, my God, thank you.
Oh, so that word's not offensive?
That's interesting.
I don't get offended, honestly.
We gotta find another word.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Vagina's the ugliest word.
It is, but, like, why would you teach your kids...
I mean, actually, my aunt taught my cousin will be.
And then, like,
I... I guess I don't say that either.
I call it... Vagina.
If a girl
uses the term coochie, she's probably
a hooker. Yeah, that's gross. The hooker's like coochie,
you know. They say coochie.
Britney say that. That's what all the hookers say. I'm just
telling you. I know hookers say that shit.
Yeah. Like, they needed money so bad, they had to go the Kim Kardashian route and, you know, that whole thing.
That whole thing.
I'm seriously.
Listen, I ain't knocking nobody, but I'm just telling you, that's what they use.
They use the term coochie.
It's so true.
Now,
back to business here.
Can we get more ladies on stage,
please, by the way?
Hit that request, ladies.
We will give you the fast.
Let's get Nelly. What happened
to Space Kitty?
I don't know. She'd be out there
in Tennessee.
Is she boycotting or no?
Beats me? I don't think so.
I don't think so.
But who knows in this world?
Retrograde, Mercury.
Yeah.
That just messes everybody up.
Just...
It's been such a weird week because of that.
It's such a weird week.
No, it really is.
It really has been.
I'm not kidding.
Is Mercury in Gatorade right now?
Yeah.
It is for the next week and a half.
The next week and a half it will be.
Mercury will be in Gatorade, you said?
Well, it's already technically in Gatorade right now.
It's a three-week cycle. Do Gatorade I used to get him Gatorade
and crackers when he would lie and say that he's got a whole box of rushers Don't eat Gushers Get the good Gushers while you're there Would you rather eat Red 40
Or be a Red Sporty
Red Sporty
Any sense
Would you rather eat Red 40
Or eat Sexy Red's ass
Red 40
Me too
I'll eat all the Red Skittles
I don't give a shit
With the titanium dioxide in there Who's Red Sexy She. I'll eat all the red Skittles. I don't give a shit. What's a titanium dioxide in there?
Who's red sexy?
Herp is sexy red.
She ain't nothing.
I don't know.
You might be into sexy red, but not cool red.
No, no, no.
I don't know who the fuck's into that nasty thing, bro.
That shit's disgusting.
Who's that?
I have to Google it?
I shouldn't Google it then by that laugh.
No, no, no, you can.
She's a legit artist.
Kinda.
So yeah.
Like an artist of her body?
Artist of the songs.
Is it funny that I don't even know who that is?
It's probably good you don't know who it is, Flash.
Why?
You probably wouldn't like it very much.
Why wouldn't I like it very much?
Because you're not into the whole rap scene, you know, the rap culture kind of thing?
I used to like the old stuff, but I don't really like the new stuff. Rap scene, you know the rap culture kind of thing
Like Eminem and stuff news watch you thought Eminem was like the best rapper ever
Would you rather be feminine
There's vomit on a sweater already. I can see me flash rapping that.
I love this song, Gold Digger.
Bye, Kanye.
Driving down the street and shit.
You gotta prove yourself.
Can anybody sing up here?
Can anybody really have a good voice?
All these guys you guys hear bitching about gold diggers ain't got no gold anyway yo
you'll never hear a rich guy complaining about a gold digger bro you'll just see the bitch with
him i'm dead complaining about a stripper he ain't got the money yeah exactly yo oh yamaha how was
your face wash and also speaking of just because i saw you, I opened the boxes for the last five minutes.
I'm rubbing my face like an idiot.
But the shit works pretty fucking good.
Yo, Yamaha, Yamaha, tomorrow I'm going to be there to grab that package, bro.
I did not forget my brother.
Oh, I ain't worried about that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I want that shit, man.
Yeah, yeah.
I got to have the redneck books come out for once. Redneck books is coming yeah, yeah. I want that shit, man. I gotta have the redneck books
come out for once. Redneck books is coming
soon, bro. Redneck books
is coming soon.
I wanna send you
this thing that Yamaha got.
Redneck books would be wild.
Redneck books is
gonna over-exceed
expectations.
Katie, I'm 54 years old and my face ain't never been gonna over exceed expectations. Oh, Lord Jesus.
Katie, I'm 54
years old and my face ain't never been this
soft in my whole life. I love it.
It's like a baby's butt.
Wait, it works? The doctor whatever
the fuck works? Millexen.
Dr. Millexen. I got it on TikTok.
It's fucking awesome, bro.
I ordered windshield wipers
off TikTok. They sent me the wrong ones.
Wait, you ordered
windshield wipers
for your vehicle?
Correct.
They did this video, and they were comparing the windshield wipers
to this windshield wiper, and this windshield wiper
I guess is, like, godly.
So I got it.
But I think they cooked me though.
Hoorah.
You cooked yourself bro.
You got the wrong one.
It's like ordering tires for your car.
TikTok.
Hoorah.
You should have got the skin care instead.
I'm going to order that too.
I can order it.
That's just the bottom dude.
Hoorah.
Can I don't take advice from her.
She gets her own nails done done rather than go to the salon
that's true
take the advice from me
right now brother I'm going to tell you
what you do
you get
the Ozempic kicking in
you go
you get the tummy tuck, bro.
You get all that.
Because it's going to be, trust me, bro.
I've seen hot girls, bro.
And they were cuter when they were chubby.
But I'm going to be real with you.
And they take the clothes off and the skin is down to the knees, bro.
That's what I'm telling you right now.
You don't want the skin coming down to the knees.
Nope.
You want to get all that shit done.
You're going to be looking right.
And then you focus on the skin routine, you know?
That's right.
You get yourself a couple like face wash, anti-aging cleansers and stuff.
You'll be all right, bro.
Good bar of soap, blackhead removal.
You get yourself a facial.
You start taking care of yourself and shit.
But first, you got to get rid of all the...
All the fat.
Your neck's going to be looking like that red thing on the rooster, bro.
It's going to be coming down and shit.
It's going to be bad, bro.
They're going to call me the gobbler.
Hell no, I don't want to be the gobbler.
That's great.
You're going to need girdles.
You're going to need to go on Kim Kardashian's website
and tape your fucking right ass cheek to your fucking...
to your back, and you don't want to do that, bro. Like, your shoulders, your neck is going to be holding up your right ass cheek to your fucking to your back and you don't want to do that bro
like your shoulders your neck is going to be holding up your right ass cheek and your thigh
you're gonna need to get all that shit resolved so once you do that i'm telling you right now
you're gonna be looking right you're gonna be looking good for the ladies i'm gonna have two
bitches waiting for you in your room at the Aria and you're going to be set.
And some honey packs.
I'm going to show them a picture
of you before.
And they're going to say, what about the after?
I'm going to say he'll be here in two hours, ladies.
Make sure you're ready for him.
Oh, shit.
Dude.
He called them girdles.
Check this out. It's going to cost me
$1,000. It's going to cost me. It's going to cost me $1,000.
It's going to cost me $500.
It's going to cost me $500 to get them weight in two hours.
And then it's going to cost me $500 for the 20 minutes that you're going to take with each of them.
So $1,000 each, that's $2,000.
Now, if the before picture ain't an improvement from the before picture,'t If the after picture
Ain't an improvement from the before picture
They might try to tax me double
I'm gonna leave that to you
I'm gonna leave that to you
So you gotta make sure
You get right
Before F1 bro
No that's facts
I cleaned out everything from my mini fridge bro
It's just water Mini fridge facts. I cleaned out everything from my mini fridge, bro. It's just water
Mini fridge. Yeah, well, I have a mini fridge. Yeah, I put the drinks in there to get them cold
You know, I'm too lazy to go to the kitchen type shit or kitchen downstairs
It's like a crackhead like you're fucking up my high it's like you're burning the calories
I just ate stairs like fuck that I feel you It's like a crackhead. Like, yo, you're fucking up my high. It's like, yo, you're burning the calories.
I just hate stairs.
Like, fuck that.
Nah, I feel you, B.
I feel you, my G.
Oh, shit.
I'm dying.
Bankroll, get us both.
Damn, yo, nah.
Never mind.
Bankroll?
I'm going to have Columbo hook me up with his guy bro um
bankroll be going
to them ghetto spots
and shit
fuck that
what
fuck that
bankroll be like
we're going to them
ghetto spots
for the tattoos
fuck that
yeah nah
books is gonna
give me a nice artist
I'm gonna get it done
this week
you gotta get me
the artist
I mean
Columbo's gonna give me the artist I I mean, Colombo's going to get me the artist.
I bet. You probably
go to Carlito on Union F.
Carlito!
Carlito!
Who do you go to,
Bankroll?
I went to some... I'm not even going to lie. I went to some niggas. Some bullshit. to, bank, bro? I went to some...
I'm not even going to lie. I went to some
bullshit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How did I know, bro?
How did I know? I was 16.
I didn't give a fuck. I know, I know, bro.
Your parents really let you
get tatted at 16, bro?
Nah. I just went and did it, and I showed
up with it. I got beat up, so
I enjoyed the
tattoo a little more after.
Like you were one of them kids
that got to tell the story. I suffered a lot
of pain. You know how
people be talking about the tattoos. I
suffered a lot of pain for this. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Nah, nah, nah. My mom just beat the fuck
My mom just beat the fuck out of me when I showed up with it
out of me when I showed up with it.
Bankrow bankrow bankrow what are we gonna do with you, huh?
Those are my nails go look at my nails
I'm a hidden
I don't know should I let this person we get dime up here y' Can we get a dime up here, y'all?
Can we get a dime up here to post the real nails?
Let's show them.
She lives around good places.
People suck around here.
People suck around here.
You leave and they're lumpy.
You don't go to the Chinese nail salons.
I know, but they all suck.
You got to find out where all the strippers and hookers around you go.
I'm telling you, I'm putting you on.
Listen. Don't you have a house here? Tell'm telling you, I'm putting you on. Listen.
Don't you have a house here?
Tell me where to go.
Listen to me.
Listen to me.
I'm a bad bitch connoisseur.
You understand?
I done ran through them all.
I'm telling you where you got to go.
I know.
I know these things.
I'm not bad though.
Look at my post.
I'm trying to have you look right.
Look at my post. I'm trying to have you look right. Look at my post.
I'm trying to have you look like
you ordered the kit online.
I can't.
Go look at my purple pill and my nails
and tell me I'm bad.
You went and got the kit at Five Below.
I'm trying to get you right.
You did not even look at it.
I'm trying to have you look like
you're $4,000 an hour.
Five Below? You're crazy. Like arrows verified and shit. not even look at it. I'm trying to have you look like you're 4,000 an hour. Do you understand?
Like arrows verified
and shit. You understand me?
I'm trying to get you right here.
Just go look at them.
Ask your girlfriend.
Say, be as good.
I don't want to insult you.
I don't want to insult you.
I don't want to insult you.
I'm telling you. I don't want to insult you. I'm telling you. I don't want to insult you.
We gotta get you looking right.
We can't.
Who, Katie?
Kuro, go look at my nails in the purple pill.
Tell me that I don't do a good job by myself.
Oh, wait, you do them yourself?
Okay. I mean, I do them
because I can't find a good place around here.
They suck.
I don't know what the fuck this bedazzling is
But that's out of control
Yeah like the pinky finger and the index finger
Yeah but that's for the wedding
You're about to get infected by whatever you got in them
That's for the wedding
Like I don't do them like that all the time
I've never seen no nails like this before
Well I need to keep them short Because I don't want to stop my kids I've never seen them either I this before. Well, I need to keep them short
because I don't want to stop my kids.
I've never seen them either.
I don't know what to tell you.
But I think they look good, though.
Kura, show her
what good eyelashes look like real quick.
I hate fake eyelashes.
I hate fake eyelashes.
Kura, you don't got to scroll.
You got that shit in your camera feed.
Yeah, I've already seen it.
Kura, don't do it, bro.
I've already seen it, guys.
Oh, you have?
Yes, I've already seen the eyelash picture.
For anyone that doesn't know,
we sent Kura for a bad bitch day.
We got him eyelashes done,
and he actually went and was happy to go do them.
Dude, I'm a dot during that event. You kind of don't get my eyelashes done and he actually went and was happy to go do them. Dude, I almost died during that event.
You kind of don't get my eyelashes done, right?
Because the first time I did, I tried to take them off and all of them, all my eyelashes came out.
So I don't go do my eyelashes.
No fucking way.
And plus people look like spider monkeys, like, with their eyelashes, freaking thick.
They can't even see.
Now they need a pair of contacts because they put too many layers on.
And they go to try to take them off.
And they look like they went through chemo on their eyelids.
Like, I can't do that stuff.
No way.
I do my own eyelashes.
You went through chemo on the eyelids.
What the hell?
Yeah, because they have nothing left.
No, you can buy a solution that dissolves whatever super glue they use to stick cable on the eyelid? What the hell? Listen, there's a solution. No, you can buy a solution that dissolves whatever superglue they use to stick it in the eyelid.
Yeah, not if you keep doing them every two weeks and putting more on and more on.
They look fake.
So fake.
They hurt so bad to rip out, though.
So fake.
If I go to an event, I'll put some on that lasts a couple days.
But I'm not going to get somebody individually.
Plus, I'm not sitting there for two hours for some person just freaking having control of my face.
No, thank you.
My hair?
Two hours is fine.
Now, do you do the magnetic eyelashes?
Hell no.
Those are such, that's such a joke.
Magnetic eyelashes. Rid. Hell no. Those are such, that's such a joke. Magnetic eyelashes.
Ridiculous.
Yeah, you're trying to get like
an eyelid infection, brother?
Like, you see what I'm saying, Kura?
You walk by a fridge and you like stick
to it? Like, no thank you.
It isn't like a rare earth magnet.
It's just regular.
Magnetic powder.
And, uh, you know, just make sure you clean well, that's it.
And then you're blind.
Kura, what the hell are you talking about?
Seriously, how do you know that, Kura?
Listen, I ain't answering no more questions.
I paid the bill.
Lawyer.
Do you know how to get
Kura?
Pissed off.
Yeah.
If Newsflash bought
Kura fridge that Newsflash
controlled when it unlocks
and locks.
Like, imagine Newsflash surprises kura on christmas
he's like well i got you a new fridge and it's a nice big fridge but it's a smart fridge with
newsflash could lock it and unlock it so when kura goes to get that coca-cola fridge door's locked
kura goes to get that twinkie kura likes freezing his twinkies He goes to get a frozen Twinkie. Lopped.
And if he goes and tries a third time.
Like to yank it open.
Electric shock on that shit.
Newsflash.
What do you think of my new and latest invention?
And do you think it would work?
Yo dawg.
No bullshit.
I would buy that.
I'm not even being funny right now. I would definitely buy that for him.
So if I sold these fridges for $2,100,
you'd buy him one no matter what the price is?
I'd buy it.
I'd buy it for my son.
He eats everything out of the fridge.
He cracks eggs for fun.
I would buy that instantly.
Do they have a fridge like that?
That locks on your phone?
We could create one.
See what I'm saying?
They don't have it.
Yo, bro, no bullshit.
That's a good idea.
It is such a good idea.
Such a good idea.
We will get a ton of poor publicity from like the liberals, but fuck it.
I ain't tripping.
You know what I'm saying?
Do you know the autism rate?
Do you know the autism rate in America now?
Like, you know how many people would actually buy that fridge?
It's no joke.
My son will crack eggs for fun.
He thinks it's funny.
And so you go, you know how much eggs are?
And you go and you go to get an egg.
Like, you can't watch them 24-7, 365.
Like, you got to go pee.
And then you come out of the kitchen and you're like, oh, I had a dozen eggs. Now I have one. And he thinks it's funny to crack them. And, and like,
I mean, he can't speak. So I yell at him. I'm not going to like fricking beat the crap out of him
because he's cute and I feel bad and he just wants to have fun. But I would fricking buy that fridge
in a heartbeat. I think the reason is because if a child got locked in the fridge
and you couldn't and say the lock got stuck because i know if you throw a fridge outside
in front you have to take the doors off so you can't i was gonna i was gonna say magneto you
know what you could do with it also you could add like a fingerprint to it so like the actions
will be through the fingerprint wait let's hide a kid ever got lost in the fridge?
A little kid hiding in refrigerators, bro, is the reason, I'm pretty sure.
You're kidding me.
Well, not all, but some.
And if the lot got stuck, who's going to get sued?
They're going to go right after the refrigerator company.
Hey, kids hide in filled and full refrigerators?
Well, maybe not hiding. Maybe two kids is playing. One gets in the refrigerator.? Well, maybe not. Maybe two
kids is playing. One gets in the refrigerator.
One kid shuts the door.
The kid's locked in there. You can't
get them out. The lock breaks. Whatever the
case may be. I think that's the reason. I'm just
guessing. But what's this
mercury in Gatorade? Like, what
does it do?
Hold up. Hold up.
I'm still not over that idea that books are...
Books, I know this art is a joke, but that's a really good idea.
Fuck it.
Take that idea and run with it, my brother.
Books is like, I got no time to make watch for jurors.
I got a good idea.
I like that idea.
That's a great idea.
That's a great idea. Yo, bro. No bullshit. That That's a great idea.
That's a great idea.
No bullshit. That would be a great time.
Think about it. You got kids, right?
You don't want them to grab food after midnight.
You can put a lock on it.
They can't exit the fridge.
100%. You got a birthday cake in there.
You got to keep it overnight.
You don't want anybody to take it or dig in there.
You guys are sick.
Well, it happens.
It's real.
I don't know, bro.
Yeah, let's say someone's trying to help somebody
lose weight. Let's say you don't get
the keys anymore. You don't get the code.
You are done eating.
And what are they going to do? Break it open?
No, they're going to probably not eat it.
The Weight Watchers refrigerator.
Let's go.
Seriously.
Sponsored by Weight Watchers.
Have it on like a bank
timer. It only opens certain times
of the day.
That will be...
You could customize on your phone.
Just like...
On your iPhone, there's a specific window you can set. maybe you could you could customize on your phone like just like like you know on your iphone you
like there's a specific window you can set to like oh uh you want for eight to nine or eight
to five to be like productive so you can't access anything all right pal nobody's making refrigerators
but you all right i'm gonna be it's like it's like the door you can put like one of the door locks in the front door now
but it's a great idea just wondering why it's not done we can't be the only person
bro because like think about it who the hell wants to put a lot the whole point of a fridge is stay
open right but nowadays our society everybody's overeating everybody's eating unhealthy
we got autism rate like um katie was saying so it's something to consider
that's a market for it for sure
because they do sell plastic ones where you have to like
peel the adhesive stick it on and you have to manually open it like like pull it open with your
with your finger and those things just suck they break all the time so they sell those for like
13 bucks like we go on shark tank yo you get cool on shark tank newsflash and you do the whole pitch
where he goes and he gets shocked trying to open it and he tells him how he's been trying to lose
weight osmpic didn't work this didn't work that didn didn't work, that didn't work, he called Jenny Craig,
he did Taibo, he did everything.
Bro,
we've got ourselves a fucking hit.
Yo, yeah, bro.
So true.
You know, like, we're not even, I don't know about you,
Bucks, I'm not even joking.
I'm dead serious, yeah, I'm dead serious.
Bro, you just gotta think about the R&D,
right, just research and development to actually build something like that.
And the software.
We could even get snorkels to push it on TikTok.
But we got to give them half of the company's proceeds.
Hell no.
Bridges are expensive.
I don't think half.
I wouldn't give them two rocks to rub together.
Katie, does your child do a sign language, or does he or she speak?
No, he doesn't speak.
You got pronouns, pal?
What the fuck was he, she, she?
I wasn't sure if it was a boy or girl.
It wasn't like a pronoun.
I wasn't doing it like that.
I mean, you've been here every day.
You never heard her say daughter before.
She says she has three children.
It was never a daughter.
It was always her son.
She does have a daughter.
I have two daughters.
Oh, you have two daughters?
Yeah, one son.
I thought you had two sons and one daughter.
Me too, Katie.
Two daughters and a son.
Can we learn sign language or no?
My son's deaf, so we do sign language.
I was just wondering. Which son. My son's deaf, so we do sign language. I was just wondering.
Which son?
My son, Jordan.
The one that got in the fight?
The sexy motherfucker.
Do you smoke Newports?
Nah, he don't smoke.
He's, like, athletic.
He don't smoke.
He's deaf-deaf?
Like, don't hear or talk?
Yeah, they gave him an antibiotic when he was born,
genomycin. It causes fucking
deafness and or kidney failure.
He can't speak either?
Excuse me?
No, they claim standard
procedure. I got thrown out of the hospital every day.
I left the hospital. It was like 2 a.m.
I get home.
It's like fucking 3.30 a.m. My wife called me
up fucking crying, talking about trying to get my kid this thing. We didn I get home. It's like fucking 3.30 a.m. My wife called me up fucking crying, talking
about trying to get my kid this thing.
We didn't even know. We didn't even know it caused deafness
that day.
I said, listen,
when the test results come back,
then we do what we got to do.
And they were like,
you got to start them on this now. You're going to be
held accountable if it's strep B.
She was treated for strep B during the pregnancy she was negative after that so like i'm like adamant that there's
nothing wrong with because like i look really like some people's temperature could be 98.6
his was like 99.0 so some people can be that right that's not that big of a difference
and his respiratory was off a smidgen. These people were going ballistic.
So they convinced my wife that if he dies, we're going to be held accountable.
So she lets his age talk.
How old was he?
He was just born.
Two, three days old.
Fucking dirty, bro.
They're so dirty, bro.
So they may go like this.
Listen, that ain't even the worst fucking part.
The worst part is the test comes back negative.
I want him off of it. That's it. Stop now. And they're like, oh, we're going to give it to them
for two or three days more just in case, you know? And I had no idea it even causes any problems at
the time. So then when I look, when I find out years later, like looking at, looking into things,
they're like, oh, it's standard procedure they do like uh it's
called a toxic toxic level or some weird shit and i'm like bro i know people that could drink 20
beers and not get drunk i know people drink one beer and get drunk you can't like that toxic level
is bullshit but uh yeah make a long story short yeah completely deaf from that, bro. Yeah. Can't speak or hear?
He's sign language.
That's it, yeah.
He's got a cochlear implant, but he chooses to rather, he, fuck, he chooses not to hear
all the bullshit.
You couldn't sue the hospital?
Nah, I could.
I tried, but supposedly a standard procedure.
I had one of the best, like attorneys for that in the northeast
uh victor magera just like bam magera name was uh vincent hey how old is jordan how old is he now
30 31 we tried when he was 18 21 because i want i really want once I got declined like the first time I wanted to wait till he was
18 so I didn't look like a money-hungry parent and uh this this guy gets 30 million dollar cases
bro for people and um they said yeah standard procedure which is fucking bullshit because my
wife signed the paper you know because they fucking made her feel like he was gonna die
you know what I mean like if your kid dies you're gonna get charged like what the paper, you know, because they fucking made her feel like he was going to die. You know what I mean? Like, if your kid dies, you're going to get charged.
Like, what the fuck are you even saying?
And, like, we planned my child, like, 14 days after she does her thing.
Like, you count the first day.
Like, he was pre-intuitive.
And then you fucking ruin it with some fucking bullshit, bro.
Have you missed a statue of limiting nations?
Well, once...
I mean, technically,
in my opinion, there should be no statue
because it's five years after he's healed, right?
So he's never been healed.
He's deaf.
He's still deaf.
So, I mean, does that count as normally, let's say, you break your arm
your arm's healed in a year.
You got three years in some states,
five years in other states to file
a case. So in his case,
it made him deaf.
He's never not going to be deaf.
So, I mean,
who knows who the fuck.
It's so hard.
It's Rhode Island, too, to get doctors to go against doctors out here.
But, I mean, yeah, they fucked him up.
They fucked him up.
But he's a great.
You would never even know he's deaf.
You see him?
He's like a GQ.
You know what I mean?
He dresses.
All those, like, he's cool.
Like, he don't want to even hear.
He has a thing.
He hated it.
The cochlear implant. implant hey so you remember him
talking and no no he was only two three those he was one day old bro my dad's sister had the same
thing bro as a little kid couldn't uh they took her to the hospital she had a bad fever and they
gave her some shit at the hospital she became deaf it It's probably genomicin, bro. It's, it's notorious. That's how I,
this is how I found out. I started like Googling up,
deaf, do whatever medicine and genomicin popped up.
It's like notorious. They fucking know it.
It's just like there's this test they give people for women for blood.
And I feel like every so many tests they deliberately come back positive
and say we got to give you another test your kid might have down syndrome and that test is so
fucking dangerous the second one they stick a fucking probe through the bag the baby's sitting
in so they got us on that like on the first child with this fucking thing. And then after that, we just realized it was a gimmick.
And they said it would all fucking three kids like come back.
Like it's called and you speak.
What's it called, baby?
Anesthesias.
Amiosynthesis.
It's like a fucking thing.
I swear they try to fuck up some pregnancies with this shit like they're injecting
something in there or some sneaky shit because they need so many kids to be special needs and
so many kids to be fucking deaf and so many parents that have complications because that's
all money right just like any other fucking disease in the country it's a bunch of bullshit
but yeah i just figured i was just asking if he
did sign language hey i love magneto bro he hasn't left a swear word in that one sentence he said like
50 swear words that is so boston that is so like so upper uh east coast magneto crack needleish
i'm trying nico i'm trying
i'm teaching my daughter how to drive right now like she's got her permit and I and I have the phone on it
She just keeps looking at me. She's like, who is this?
What are you guys talking about?
I apologize. Excuse my
Oh, you know, I have to
I can turn it off. You know, it's not it's cool, bro. She's 16. There goes all your cars.
When my daughter got her permit, bro, three cars.
Done.
One after the other.
No, it's alright, though.
This is a little
beater that she drives around. She doesn't drive my truck.
She doesn't like driving my truck, actually.
She gets scared when she
drives it.
That's like a memory right there
right taking your daughter driving permit time that's like a memory yeah
and give you a heart attack i mean
yeah and yeah the amniocentesis is so bad. You just have to decline everything.
Pretend that you're pregnant and that you don't need a doctor until you go to give birth.
That's how some people should be.
I know a lot of people, they get so worried, but there's people that just go from start to finish.
They go give birth and their baby's fine.
It's like all this shit they put in your body.
You want the DTOP?
You want this? You want this? No. I don't want anything put in your body. You want the DTAP? You want this?
You want this?
I don't want anything put in my body.
When I'm building a brain, I'm all set.
Agreed.
But then when they come out, it's like, hey, they need nine vaccines in one sitting.
Because, you know, they could get 75,000 diseases before they're three.
And you're like, wait, what?
Here's the hep B shot, you know, for sexually transmitted disease.
And they're like two seconds old.
It's like, I'm sorry.
I don't think my zero-year-old is going to be sexually active.
But thanks.
So in 1986, there was a vaccine schedule of 11 vaccines for a newborn. There's now 96. That's the average. Back in 2016, was it?
There was nine vaccines in one sitting. And I took my son for the last time vaccine round.
I think he was 15 months, nine vaccines.
And a month later, CDC came out and said, you know what?
It's too much.
I think Trump came and said something.
They said nine is too much in one sitting.
Nine meaning like they combined some.
We're going to do seven.
So I believed you at the nine.
You think I'm going to believe you at the seven?
And that's when I stopped altogether.
Never, ever gave my kids a vaccine after my son was 15 months old.
I definitely think they document like every so many patients had a different like series, you know, and that's like somewhere secretly hidden in the chart.
You know what i mean to
see what the outcome is like an experiment right like bro i don't trust none of these people i'm
on no no no pills at all i'm 51 my wife's 50 they got around 12 fucking different pills
all types i used to be so shy to talk about vaccines because like oh it's such a touchy
subject but i don't really give a
shit anymore. You know why? Because they say we did so many studies. No, you did not. You're saying
that vaccines don't cause autism. Okay, there's some weird people, but you only can say that
those specific ones don't cause autism. You did not study all of them. So when it comes from a mother who saw their child
speaking and singing happy birthday, and the next day after nine vaccines, they wake up and they're
fucking mute. I'm sorry. Nobody can convince me otherwise. I saw it in front of my eyeballs.
And so many other mothers did too. So it's like, I'm going to believe these
people that want to give me a bandaid for all of my shit, or I'm going to go with my God given
intuition and believe myself. And I don't go around trying to convince everybody, whatever.
I stick to myself. Someone asks me about it. I tell them my story and I, and I keep it pushing,
but nobody can convince me otherwise.
Nobody.
I saw it with my own eyes.
You tell them, Katie.
Have you ever used chic intuition?
As a parent's instinct, especially a mom's instinct, you know, you just know.
You can't take it away.
Have you ever used chic intuition?
That razor? No.
No, I'm just saying because you said intuition.
I use, I don't know what it's called.
Your intuition.
Sick intuition.
Hey, they used to make this razor.
It was a double-sided razor.
You could shave your legs.
Double-sided.
Yep, and you could just go up and down, up and down.
Up and down, up and down. They discontinued it. I'm pissed.
Down.
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Do you know a guy named...
Do you know a guy named...
What's his name?
Mahatma Gandhi?
No, his name starts with a B.
He promised me...
Do you remember him?
He promised me he'd come back in this space
and mint two motions.
Oh, you're talking about Banks?
Banks!
Yeah, nah, he didn't come back.
Yep, that ain't happening.
I'm gonna try.
I scared him off.
I don't think anyone scared him off.
So you know him then?
Yeah.
45 is the mint count slowly but surely we will get there we'll use that a rooting against us
no chance no fucking no chance excuse my language i'm gonna get rid of the swears i got rid of the
n-word since i've been on spaces i'll get rid of the squares one of these n-word you were saying the n-word
not when i came over in here because um out of respect for everybody in the live but like
yeah that's that's part of my culture right so their culture yeah that's my cousins they call
me i mean my cousins what the hell yeah it's my wife hated the words, so it's a good thing.
Be by example.
Next is the swears.
I was about to tell Snorkels, that's the only thing missing from his raps going viral.
Definitely better than Trav.
There's no doubt in my mind.
What?
I like Snorkels way better than that
kid Trav. He burned a little boo-boo today.
Brother, that kid Trav, bro, is...
What'd he do?
Burn a little boo-boo today. Yes, they got
bare foam in front of them all.
He burned a little boo-boo?
Bro, that kid is funny, though, compared
to all the others.
They're all trying to be him.
You know, is it your cup of tea or
mine? No. But I can't
say I don't like them.
Do you think this?
Do you think like... Brother, people
like that kid
on every app that he uses,
every social platform. I'm gonna be real
with you. They hate on him only here.
This is the only
place where he doesn't get support and love
but here's my question how much content of that type of content can keep being made before there
is nothing listen brother it's not our kind of content but that's not what matters you feel me
it's not about me and you shit
I like informative shit right
I like learning
I like the content
Chaps shares with me
that's what I like to
consume right
but some people
like the funny shit the crackhead shit
you don't remember bum
fights and bling bling the crackhead back in the day?
Yeah, I've seen them dudes.
Yo, do you see that Bob Warrack dudes?
They get recognition, bro.
They did a real song in one of these podcasts in Rhode Island.
They were shocked, putting it on like crazy, bro.
Never would have thought they would have got
real recognition.
For what? For being crackheads?
It actually sounded
okay.
They must have hired somebody to
fix it up nice, and I was like,
whoa.
If I get you and Kura and a couple other people that make content
this shit would be great be funny you don't like the idea of the next great trader
the next great trader see bro like you don't know shit about content bro like you know so like
everybody's trying to pull new people into crypto, right?
No, bro.
Yo, yo.
Crypto is the wrong way about it, brother.
You gotta get popping outside of crypto.
Fuck crypto.
Use crypto to build your base audience and your supporters that are gonna help you go viral on Web 2 and bring them to the top with you.
That's it.
I'm not talking about viral.
Don't forget about them.
That's how I look at it, bro.
I'm talking about the people that think crypto is a scam that never, ever see it because they never go on the internet, right?
So if there was a game show with 12 people, someone gets eliminated every week, and the winner, who knew nothing about crypto wins a million dollars so many more eyes
would get how many dollars because some people only watch tv a million dollars yeah like look
at they who wants to marry a millionaire but you know what I mean? The next great trader or something like that.
I don't know.
And then you teach 12 robots.
Would you rather be the next great trader or the next great cheese grater?
Because I feel like you're the cheese grater type.
I want to be the next great fucking millionaire.
I want to be a millionaire, millionaire.
So, oh, fuck.
You're looking at, you're going
about this shit wrong.
You're going about this wrong.
You don't, you don't,
you don't get it.
You're going about it wrong.
Why don't you say like I owe books? I'm trying to be the first
trillionaire. Oh yeah, bro.
I would love to be the first trillionaire. You see yeah, bro. I would love to be the first trillionaire.
You see what I'm saying?
That's going about it right.
Trillionaire is only $1,000 billion?
Guys, I have to sneak to our dash.
What should I order?
You're going about it wrong.
You've got to be the first trillionaire.
Let me ask you a question, Crack Neato.
Neato.
I'm Neato now.
You get a million.
You wake up?
You wake up tomorrow morning?
You got a billion dollars.
What's the first thing you're doing?
I'm going to change a lot of people's lives.
Did you really have the crack needle handle and change it to crack needle 143?
Well, because I had to think the E was stolen on the single E.
They freaking stole it.
And I didn't want to put like some dumb shit. Go back to the two E's they freaking stole it, and I didn't want to put, like, some dumb shit.
Go back to the two E's, bro.
Okay.
Then if they stole that, do two T's and one E. Like, bro, keep it as plain and simple.
Why, bro? Why backwards? Why ass backwards, Nito, bro? Why?
One, four, three. Why? 143.
I love you.
Look at everybody's handle, bro.
It's all clean, bro.
Yo, Nito and Nico now are so similar.
Even Snorkels is good, bro.
Even Paul Sats.
Yo, Yamaha, bro.
Fucking old man Yamaha's got a clean name, bro. NC Marine, bro. Like, come on, bro. Fucking old man. Yamaha's got a clean name, bro.
NC Marine, bro.
Like, come on, guy.
Like, what's the 143, brother?
I haven't heard of 143 since girls were sending me that in high school, bro.
I was doing a retro.
What the hell kind of retro is this, bro?
Bro, you're such a crackhead, bro.
One, four, three.
I fixed it.
I fixed it.
I got my needle back.
N-E-E-T-O.
Oh, my God.
Oh, that's perfect.
Why, bro? Why you got to do this, bro? Why you got's perfect. Why, bro?
Why you gotta do this, bro?
Why you gotta be like this, dude?
You wanted one E and it wouldn't let me
frickin' put nothin' in the only numbers that was up.
Look at how clean that is, bro.
Let me ask you a question.
Try N-I-T-O.
Bro, I'm gonna end up
losing the name. I'm gonna leave it just like that.
Yo, N-I- NITO's so much cleaner
NITO
And Katie, to answer your question
The answer is pizza
Thank you
Books is gonna have Nito changing his handle
Every week
Man, I would've done C-R-A-K-N-I-T-O Books is gonna have Nito changing his handle every week
Man I would have done C R A K N I T O or N E T O
C R A K N E T O like I would have figured it out But like you can't you can't fix stupid ladies and gentlemen like when the crack done burnt so many brain cells you can't
It's irreversible
It's irreversible and guys I'm hard on him right I'm hard on him because
I gotta wait it won't let me change it books. I gotta wait. That's fine, bro
But I'm trying to make this guy a man, you know
And the NITO was gone but NITTO wasn't
You jokes I have a question What'd you call me, bro?
He called you jokes
Don't call me jokes, bro
You call me jokes again, bro
I'm gonna block you, you hear me?
I play with you, you don't play with me, young man
I'm saying you books, bro
Don't ever call me jokes again, you little bitch.
Chill.
Little crack baby.
Chill.
What you want?
What you want, Zubala?
Snorkels Snorkels, I see you up here
With the camel with the hat on
I see it
Zobala
Is that a camel?
Looks like a camel
Looks like a camel.
Looks like a canned dinosaur frog.
Dinosaur frog.
All like mixed together.
Yeah, it is kind of fucked up.
Whatever.
Like his nose.
Yes, go to Batty. Go to Batty. Whatever. Like his nose probably would say.
Yes, Gorbati.
Gorbati.
Zubala.
You Zubala, Gorbati.
No, you Zubala.
What's Gorbati mean?
Listen.
Gorbati.
Gorba cat?
Gorbati. What the f**k say
What does... you are... this
I'mma send it to you
Okay
Gurbath
Gurbath
Gurbath
Do you know what that means?
I don't know what you say.
Qawli.
What does that mean?
What? Say it again?
Qawli.
What is Qawli?
What is Qawli?
Qawli. No. What is Powley? Powley.
I sent you.
This is you.
Oh, Frank?
You should put Snorkles on Bonk.
The competition against Pump Fun. And let's see who can run it up.
Oh, kurbat.
That's you, Snorkels.
No, no, no. Yes, yes, yes.
Why yes? Say me, why?
You're from banusa son
bro stop you call me whoa whoa you call me nigger no gypsy
bro you call me. No, gypsy.
Make sense to me?
Because this word, same as Arabic, my friend. My friend
But what do you want buddy? Don't call me jokes
Korbati I'm joking, bro.
What are you saying?
I'm joking.
What are you joking about? love you bro I'm so
love you okay I don't love you don't call me jokes okay but I'm joke why you
joke for funny you know but you're not funny. Okay.
I'm so sorry.
You know, Ben Dottie said this and he got disabled.
I apologize.
No, no, no, except.
No, except.
Why?
I'm going to call the same people that Ben Dottie.
I'm calling them right now.
Twitter and Elon Musk.
What do you say?
Should we do it?
Yeah, do it.
Yeah? You want to help me, Kura?
Yeah, I can help.
I'm going to get Elon on the phone.
Elon on the phone.
The horn. the horn oh my god let's see
you drink bro
you drink red hose
what
red hose
what the fuck is that bro
it's alcohol bro bro. Red horse.
Alcohol?
Yeah.
You drink that?
Yeah.
You like it?
Yeah.
Listen.
Beer.
Beer.
Brother, I won't drink the red horse if they gave it to me for free.
You understand?
Yeah.
If it was the only alcohol I could drink and I needed alcohol, I wouldn't drink that Kurbati alcohol.
I knew you were a gypsy, Snorkels.
Bro, don't call me Kurbati.
You are Kurbati.
Bro, stop not calling me. You are Kururbati. Bro, stop not calling me.
You are Gurbati, bro.
No, you are.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not. You are.
I don't come on Twitter and sing and say give me money.
Only Gurbati does this.
I'm not saying give me money.
Yes, you are.
Books, I have a question.
Yes.
Where is the bark?
I don't know, ask him.
Huh?
Yo bro.
Why you got like a crush on him?
What's happened to the biggest squad?
Bark, Alex, Box.
Alex is here.
You want to talk to him?
You want to talk to Alex or no?
Yeah.
Yo, Alex, do you miss
that kid's snorkels?
Alex.
Alex.
Alex. Where's Alex?
He's charging his microphone right now?
He'll be back in a bit.
He doesn't miss you, Snorkels.
He doesn't want to talk to you.
Okay, talk to me.
Books, I'm Gurbati.
Yes, bravo.
Yeah, I'm Gurbati.
Is that his new name?
You should change it to his Twitter handle, right?
Snorkel, you want to be a rapper, bro?
Why don't you have, like, Grok write your raps for you, bro?
And then rap them out.
You love rap?
You love me?
You love my rap?
Gurbate.
Gurbate.
Gurbate.
Box is Gurbate.
I'm Gurbate.
Box is Gurbate. I'm Gurbate. I is gurbati I'm gurbati, Box is gurbati, I'm gurbati
Yo Box, I'm gonna sugar mommy
I'm gonna sugar mommy
Yeah I need to show my mommy. Does that even play that music? Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, every bump from 313, put your motherfucking hands up.
Follow me.
Every bump from 313, put your motherfucking hands up.
Look, look.
Yo, he's a 1-pike, 2-pike, 3-pike, 4-pike, 4 1 pack 2 pack 3 pack 4 pack 4 pack 3 pack 2 pack 1
he pack no pack is a fucking 9 yeah let's go
yo box is a samey qurbati qurbati yeah let's go yo it's cool
yo look a jumbo i make a lumbo yo fuck listen me oh oops Yo, mute him real quick.
Oh, oops.
Yo, Alex.
You remember that kid Snorkels?
Yeah.
Do you miss him at all by any chance?
Fuck no. Thank you. You hear all by any chance? Fuck no.
You hear that, Snorkels?
No, can you repeat?
You remember that voice?
No, can you repeat it?
Go to repeat.
No, no, no.
You said, where's Alex?
He doesn't miss you.
That's it.
It was paying attention.
What are you using?
It's Gork.
Okay, yeah.
That's definitely not Gork, my friend.
LGBT.
You are Gurbati Gurbati LGBT, brother.
Yes.
Dated stream. You need to buy
motion, then you can find Alex. Dating a secret one. Secret. Yes. What about you? Dated stream. You need to buy motion, then you can find Alex.
Date in a secret one.
Secret.
Exactly.
Listen.
Listen.
I love you all.
Okay.
You want Alex?
You need motion.
What are you sucking on right now?
I need a motion.
Fuck Alex!
Yeah.
Alright, if you say so.
I don't know if you see Solana's at
205. We tried to get you
in at 130.
You'd already be a fucking, what?
35%?
Almost 100%.
Yo, Gorbati boy.
Stop saying me, Gorbati.
Yo, he hates it because it's true.
Stop it, bro.
Hey, Gorbati boy.
Yo, jokes.
Don't ever call me jokes.
Yo, don't ever call me Gorbati. You are Gorbati, jokes. Don't ever call me jokes. You don't ever call me gurvati.
You are gurvati, brother.
That's why I call you that.
Bro, don't call me.
Why you get mad?
Because it's true?
Yeah, I'm true.
You're a gurvati boy.
No, you jokes.
Oh, I'm not jokes. Locals,s where's your mom Your mom's never home
Hell no bro she's out
She's snorkeling like 23
No book shut the fuck up
Yo I'll whoop your little ass snorkels
Your mom is out working and you sit in the house
Like a bum
No hell no yo yo yo yo
I gotta defend snorkels
here you gotta understand some fan snorkels family is so fucking proud of him bro this guy off of one
pre-sale made more money than his dad made in the last 40 fucking years of his life bro you gotta
really like really really think about how proud his parents are of him. They tell when Snorkels is sleeping every morning, his mom wakes up.
She goes in that room with a pot of cold water, splashes him in the face,
and he says, get up, go get money from the stupid Americans on the computer.
Let's fucking go, Snorkels.
Right, Snorkels?
You got true storybooks?
100%, bro.
Like, I'm not joking.
Books. Books.
Yes, Snorkels.
I'm not happy.
Why not?
You call me gurbati.
You call me jokes, remember?
Apologize.
Apologize, honey. Okay. This is the kind of space... Remember I'm apologize
Okay, this is the kind of space
That was him right no that was Reese yeah
Yeah, just rug someone tried to call me space sounds like you're not allowed to walk next school within 40 yards
Cool, like usually say man fucks going on around here. This is what about the snorkels on stage right now
That's a little hub The rapper
No, why did you call me jokes and
I'm say you apologize
Apologize rather send me $2. That's that I accept the apology. Okay, then I'm sending you, brother. Send me $2 and that's that
I accept the apology. Okay.
I'm sending you $2. Send me Eddie.
That's how I knew it wasn't your last $2, bro.
You see?
Send me $2. Bro, send me Eddie.
Send you what?
Send me
wallet address. Solana.
No, I don't want $2. I'm joking, bro.
I was seeing to see. That ain2. I'm joking, bro. I was seeing to see if you...
That ain't his last two, bro.
No, send me the wallet address, bro.
Snorkel's problem, he be bouncing all over to the different group.
You got to stay over here with books, and fucking that's it.
All jokes aside, Snorkels, if he really is 18 years old, or 19, or... What is he... How old are you, Snorkels if if he really is 18 years old or 19 or what is he how old are you snorkels
i'm bro listen to me wait uh okay that kid has made more money than all of us at his age
at his young age for the last five years and when we when we were his age if you think about it
next when i was 15 16 bro I wasn't making millions off of
free sales. I made money, but not
like this guy. Who would let
this little guy scam him like that, though?
He didn't. Yo, if you
really think about it, he didn't scam no one.
They sent that shit to him. He sent them tokens.
Right, Snorkels?
You didn't scam nobody.
I'm not scamming.
I know. They scammed you, Snorkels? You didn't scam nobody. I'm not scamming. I know.
They scam you, Snorkels? Send me Eddie. They scammed him.
That's what I'm saying. You gotta
stay over here where it's safe, Snorkels.
Is that why you got the hood on now, Snorkels?
Snorkels, pumpy not empty.
What's up, motherfucking jumping and pumping
you?
Hey, they got rugged on the pre-sale, so they sent him a wallet drainer, huh?
What?
That wallet drainer's no joke.
That shit's fucking weird, bro.
Nico, that was crazy.
I'm glad it happened.
I got to see it from my own eyes.
Everybody always talks about it.
I'm thinking, like, what the?
See you like magic.
Bro, send me wallet, Eddie.
I'm sending you.
Snorkels, I'm joking.
I don't want $2, bro.
$2 million, Snorkels.
$2 million.
I'm sending you $2.
You back me $2.
No, I don't want $2.
I will never back you with anything.
Go to trade.
Snorkel, watch that blockchain. Snorkel wants that blockchain.
Snorkel, I send you right now.
Okay, send me what?
You want to see Bucks' wallet
so you can see all his transactions?
Send me what, Bucks?
Send me Eddie?
Yo, listen to me,die yo listen to me bro listen to me i send you right now 500 if you change name forever instead of snorkels go to bati
wow 500 that's a good deal
500 bucks 500 bucks but you have to change snorkels $500. $500. $500.
But you have to change snorkels to Gorbati forever.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Okay.
Name and handle Gorbati.
After three months, I give you $250.
After six months, I give you $250.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. months I give you 250 after six months I give you 250 okay okay okay 500 specials it's okay he still thinks he's getting it right now you keep that in
mind ladies and gentlemen after I clearly told them 250 in three months 250 in three months, 250 in six months. But go ahead, Snorkels.
Okay, I'll change it.
Okay, change handle and name, both.
Gorbati and name Gorbati.
Bro, is it English?
English, English.
Okay, send me English. I'm changed.
No, no. You gotta find Google, brother. I don't know how to send.
Okay, wait. You find Google.
Garbati English.
Name and app.
Yay, Snorkel's about to make
$500. Let's go.
In six months, brother.
In six months, brother.
It's vested.
Half time, $250.
The other half, $250.
So $250 in three months.
Yup.
I was like, why are you waiting?
Because he'll change it the next day. Yeah, you have that invested.
When?
Send me. What'd you say, Gorbati? Send me.
That's inscheduleable.
What'd you say, Gorbati?
Send me now?
Send me now?
Send you.
No, no, now.
Two months and two months, remember?
Oh, two more.
Yeah, Gorbati.
Two months, 250.
Two months, 250.
You gotta make sure you wear it.
You hear me, Gorbati?
His whole plan went down the fucking tubes right there.
Oh, dude.
Where is it? He didn't even change the name.
He was trying to get me to send without changing, too.
You hear me, Gurbati?
Right now, send me.
No, hell no, not right now.
I send you right now, you change back tomorrow.
No, no.
I'm... Listen.
I'm never...
Listen. I promise.
No, you don't promise.
You're a liar, brother.
I'm not a liar. Promise.
No. I don't trust it.
No fucking way.
They told you
What did they tell him
He went to a scammer space
And they told him
Unsubscribe to books
And he unsubscribed this piece of shit
No way
After taking 25 bucks from me
This piece of shit
And they scammed him
And they scammed him for all that money he had
Oh my god
You lost everything sn Snorkel?
Yep.
Recently?
No, in the last six months, four months, whatever it is.
Yeah, I remember when he subscribed.
So that was after that.
What the fuck are you doing, books?
I'm just subscribing.
What the fuck are you saying?
No, you're not.
Why are you unsubscribed to books?
Are you crazy?
Because they told him to unsubscribe
and then they got his ass for all the money he had saved he was he had like five thousand bucks
saved away yes yes right good about no you joke okay no no what do you fucking say good about you
remember you text me and you said i want to send you $5,000 and you trade for me and you give me back $25,000 or some shit like that?
A couple months ago.
You remember this, Gurbati?
DM me.
DM me what do you fucking say?
Brother, I don't like to DM you, to be honest.
Okay, I'm not DM you, okay?
I'm not DM you, okay?
I'm not enjoying your space.
Yeah, you're not good.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
You every day fun of me, bro.
I'm not happy.
You're a clown, bro.
Why fun of me?
Why you no good?
You support me.
Why?
Because you used to be my friend,
and now you're not my friend no more.
Listen, Ben is a very
support me, okay?
Sir Peter very support me.
Every is a big account
is a on X to support me.
Why you no support me, okay?
Because you're jealous.
Brother, because you...
Hell no, I ain't jealous.
Are you crazy?
Hell no. Because you crazy? Hell no.
Because you're bullshit, brother.
I'm no bullshit.
Listen, everyone is following me,
is like, retweet my post,
is supporting me, sending me big money.
Yeah.
Because you're a partner with them.
Yes.
You make money with them. No. Yes. You make money with them.
Listen.
Books. And then next thing you know
you don't have $5,000 no more.
You got $2 in your wallet.
Listen to me. You make big money
on every day.
Me make big money every day.
One motion for
$100.
What do you fucking say?
Motion is fine One million dollars
Motion is fine digital
One million dollars
Yeah
Yo everybody's eyes are on that fucking wallet
Snorkels
Even snorkels trust that's why he comes around
Yo snorkels let me ask you a question How he comes around, guys. Yo, snorkels, let me ask you a question.
How much of the supply
do you want me to give you?
Now?
Yeah.
Zero.
You don't want me to give you nothing?
Oh, you're joking me, okay?
You're fun of me.
Give me 3%. Give me 1%. Okay, can're fun of me. Give me 3%.
Give me 1%.
Okay, can you send me?
Are you joking me?
Okay, you're fun of me.
No, never make fun of you.
What about you?
Okay, you send me?
I have a question.
I want the 2%.
Okay, can you send me 2%?
2% of the motion supply?
Yeah.
Yes, but locked for 50 years.
50 years.
You'll be 69 when it's unlocked.
Locked 10 years.
The oldest Gorbati on it.
Listen, locked 10 years, the 20 years. No problem.
How about 40 years?
No problem. 40 years.
Okay. 40 years, blah?
Yeah.
Nah, not worth it.
You joking me?
No, me jealous.
Yeah.
I'm jealous.
So jealous. I have I'm jealous. So jealous.
I have a genuine question.
But Snorkels, if you were a subscriber
for books, books would have
took care of you. But instead,
you stay and you hang out with those pieces
of shit that tell you that
I drop projects and make a million
dollars.
This is the problem.
Books, I'm right now is angry, okay, bro?
For you. Yeah.
You're fun of me. You call me
Gurbati. Because you are
Gurbati, brother.
You call me Gurbati. No, no, no. You
joked, okay? It's such a funny word, right?
Yeah. Damn, no, no. You joked. It's such a funny word, right? Yeah.
Damn, I'll work by, I think her name's Javahi.
She got some nice artwork on her page.
I wonder if she's there looking at motion, bro.
I know her, brother.
She's solid.
She's got dope stuff.
She's been around for a while.
She's cool, man.
I like her.
Oh, yeah.
She got some fire on there.
Good job.
Yeah.
We've been following each other a long time. Huh? Huh? Oh, yeah, she got some fire on there. Good job. Yeah
A long time, huh?
On the count of three everyone unmute your mic and say snorkels is the biggest core bought the on X one two three
What do you think snorkelkels? Krabati boy.
Krabati.
I really still have a question.
What would Snorkel do for the 2%?
I don't understand why he's asking for it.
He just wants it?
Yeah.
He would do nothing for it.
Snorkels, why are you asking for a percentage of somebody's something when you don't have anything to give in return?
No sugar barmy for a krabappi.
You want to know what's crazy?
I would take care of this kid.
I know that you would.
I feel that.
I'm talking books.
I'm talking books.
I'm books.
Come and partner you.
You big person.
I'm just 3%, 2%.
I'm is a help you.
I'm is a mint out. I'm is a shield. I'm going 3%, 2%. Arm is a help you. Arm is a mint out.
Arm is a shield.
Arm going to every space is a shield.
It's a motion, yeah?
Exactly, bro.
Exactly.
I'm jealous of you.
Exactly.
Work first, get paid later.
Work first, get paid later.
How many NFTs do Snorkels have?
You have to go work first.
How many NFTs do you have?
You can't get paid first and then not work, bro.
No way.
Oh, so he's saying he would post or repost
and that stuff if he gave him 3%.
Snorkels, how much money did you make
with your other friends
in the last four or five months?
He lost his $5,000.
Is this true, Snorkels, you lost your $5,000?
They was doing every 10 motion, one free motion.
That's 20%.
You only want 3%. You could have been making a lot of money. No, hell no, it wasn't every 10 motion one free motion that's 20 you only want three percent you could have been
making a lot of hell no it was nowhere near two percent to be 20 see someone like you says some
dumb shit like that what is 10 what is by 10 get one free that's 20 bro we did that for certain right i just what i'm saying i said before you're
great bro hey man can you guys leave snorkels alone man snorkels bro you all right bro you
okay bro i'm not happy no no you're not happy bro it's okay man don't worry about it bro you'll be
all right hey they pick on me all the time snorkels. That's why I've been muted. They pick on me all the time brother. It's alright snorkels
I know how it feels
Snorkels partner with Nico on token
I'm launching I'm launching tonight. I'm launching at DJ after after dark snorkels. You want to you want to join?
Yes, okay. Yeah, you guys can partner 50% 50%
Snorkel's got a sponsorship
Just pulling up to the space
Look at that
I'm not partner
Why not partner
He just wants supply
I think it's because I'm Palestinian
I think
He's Iranian
Yeah, but The ones that hate Iran I think Oh yeah He's Iranian Yeah but
The ones that hate
Iran
That would be a cool coin
There's Zionists in Iran bro
Like there were people
Like how does this make sense right
In Iran while it's getting bombed
Cheering
That was Snorkel's family Like, how does this make sense, right? In Iran, while it's getting bombed, cheering.
That was Snorkel's family.
That's how you're making fun. I swear to God.
No, no, I swear to God.
We're not kidding.
Honestly, bro, it's crazy.
Crazy, bro, but it's true.
Their family was cheering on the bombing.
Yo, yo, they spread the most propaganda, too.
You're not even allowed to look
at them in iran like that's how protected
they are and they spread the most
fucking propaganda it's the sickest
shit i've ever seen in my life but it is what
it is
oh my god
snorkel's gurbati no no no
he's no gurbati bro he's no Gorbati, bro.
He's no Gorbati, bro.
He's not a gypsy, bro.
Snorkels, do you like Neko?
Yeah, I like right now Neko.
But tell me the truth, Snorkels.
Do you like more, books or Neko?
Right now, I love you, Neko. Neko is a poor kid. But tell me the truth, Snorkels. Who do you like more, Books or Neko? Right now, I love you, Neko.
No, forever, forever.
Books or Neko?
Wait till after that token launches,
and I'll give you the right answer.
All time.
Come on, Books, we go all-time high.
If I was launching a token,
I wouldn't even want him to see it, bro.
He shows it, it's going to make 40 people that we're about
to buy and not buy.
Snorkels, who you like more forever?
Books or Neko?
Or Kura?
I love Kura.
You not love books? Okay, I block
you. Have a good day. Bye, Snorkels.
Bye, Snorkels.
Block Snorkels
Hey, Snorkels,
Ben is doing
another
pre-sale.
You're going to send money?
Let me send this to you, Books.
You think I'm kidding?
I just sent it to you books
You gotta give them that the ticker so he can create a ride so bad
But thread guide eat
Yeah, and he's using that to launch a thread guy token
Yeah, bro, it's been that ease so threadguy.eth is is actually ben.eth bro
yeah so threadguy threadguy.eth dude he's just he's with threadguy it's iamdead underscore guy
that is uh that's actually ben.eth's uh account because they suspended the richard head the
dickhead account i like that name richard head how much has he
raised so far um let me see either scan bro i don't even want to see it
you saw it already i don't want to see it but i'm not a lot 90 g's yeah
good for him.
Good for him.
But see, what people don't realize,
the thing with him is,
he'll spend a million dollars of his own money
to make sure it doesn't fail.
Brother, I'm mad at the guy.
This guy, at the end of the day,
has done more than any of these cabal faggots have.
He's done more for the people than Threadguy has.
Yeah.
Sure has.
Get out!
Wake up!
You're getting comfortable!
Comfortability kills dreams!
So get up and go get those games!
Who's playing that?
That better not be Snorkels.
Snorkels!coals, this is new intro
He's just he's just getting ready for his and Niko's launch tonight
That's a crazy that's a crazy track snorkels just playing
What do you call that one circles
Yeah What do you call that one, Snorkels? Yeah.
I'm not happy.
I'm coming to you.
We got Miss Melly up here.
What's up, Melly?
Hey, guys.
What's up?
What up, Melly?
Not much.
Just chilling.
What about you guys?
Chilling.
Are you the same person as YNW, Melly?
I might be.
I can't expose too much, though.
Do you know who the biggest Gorbati on X is?
You don't?
No. On the count of three, can everyone tell
Melly who the biggest Gorbati on X is?
One, two,
three.
Snorkels.
Guys, leave Snorkels alone, bro.
He's a good guy, Snorkels.
We love Snorkels.
Guys, leave Snorkels alone.
What does that mean?
I got your back, Snorkels.
I got your back, bro.
Cora, what does that mean?
Hey, Google, what is the bar?
I was trying to Google it.
Like, I hope it's not garbage.
Is it garbage?
Oh, my gosh.
That's so bad.
Nah, nah, nah.
Garbage is Zubala.
Zubala? Zubala?
Zubala.
The language is like 100% different.
Like Arabic and Farsi are two completely different languages.
But there's like certain words that are the same.
Same as Arabic and Spanish.
Wait, what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, I think Spanish people are all Arabs to be real with you. There's a lot of the blues up on the lawn cuz so on
Camise
That's all the clothing to my saw the clothing way too many
Um, yeah, there's a lot
Wait, you guys being you guys joking is being serious. I'm dead serious bro. I have like a whole conspiracy theory that Spanish people are Arabs
Yeah No, I'm dead serious, bro. I have a whole conspiracy theory that Spanish people are Arabs.
Wait, so the language itself?
No, I think our people probably went over there to trade
silks and cloths and
slept with a lot of Spanish women.
And when they did that, a lot of them
Spanish people probably have Arabic
blood in them. Honestly,
it's all the way back. Spices and
silks and cloths.
And I'm not bullshitting when I say that.
Honestly, bro, can you tell me of anywhere on Earth that you can compare more than the Mayans and the Egyptians?
Yeah.
In that old, they both did pyramids.
They both did the same shit.
Yep, carvings in the walls.
Exactly.
You know, all of that.
Why is there no carvings in the walls in Russia and pyramids in Russia? Why is there no pyramids and carvings in the walls exactly you know all of that why is there no carvings in the walls in russia and
pyramids in russia why is there no pyramids and carvings in the walls anything in the united states
or in africa africa is egypt never because of ships but australia china china is different
like asia's a like china taiwan thailand all yeah india is a little different bro oh i gotta
set up don't i but i'm telling you right now spanish and arabic is very similar bro
very very similar oh the portuguese huh how about the portuguese um
Very very very similar to you like Spain is very similar Brazil's very similar
Brazil got pyramids and shit too, right
Probably yeah, you ever seen that guy who talks about how the Native Americans are actually like
Indonesian who came over like the that land bridge
California was.
I think Hawaii,
I think there was a research done.
Hawaiians, they share a lineage of Indonesians
or similarities anyway.
What can we say? It was a small world
back then.
It still is.
I feel like there's pyramids in more places that have not been uncovered yet.
No, like, you know, in Chicago, Nico might know this.
There's like an Indian reserve.
I wouldn't say it's a reservation, but there's like an Indian mound.
It's like their pyramid that like the city slowly, not a city, the state slowly bearing.
Nico, you know what I'm talking about?
I'm sorry, what was that?
Yeah, so not in Chicago, but, like, Illinois.
Isn't there, like, an Indian mound that they're, like,
slowly, like, bearing, trying to destroy?
I don't know if they're trying to destroy.
I think you're talking, I think.
Yeah, they're trying to destroy i don't know if they're trying to destroy i i think you're talking i think yeah they're trying to destroy less when last time i was there i was talking to people like they're like they're trying to do something with the land they're trying to like do it for golf
or something like that some bullshit like that oh like they're trying to tear it down ah see i don't
know about the uh about that is it that really big temple that they have it wasn't a temple it was
like this gigantic mound
like you cannot see like yeah i don't know like american american indian or hindu indian
no american indian like native american yeah i'm not sure bro that's that's probably way out from
where we're at i think it might be nah bro i remember going there i think it was like an hour
and a half drive from chicago yeah you should go over there bro it's pretty cool and it's like
one of a kind kind of thing yeah i'm not i'm not one of them kind of guys bro like i don't
like you know when they tell me let's go to let's go look at rocks and let's go uh hiking and
climbing and shit like that no no no it's not like that dog you're not in the middle of the woods
it's literally like it's it's clean over there you You just let's take a ride. Let's take a six-hour ride so we can drive through the farmland
It's not that far away, bro. It's like hour and a half
Are you a good body?
circles nice on
What a funny-ass word yo
What about the it's the same as romani right
newsflash you have ciganos in brazil
cigarros
cigano
cigano
you have cigano
we have cigano
my father was a cigano
your father was a cigano
really
oh my god
look at that roman is 100% a gurbaldi Your father was a Cigano, right? Yeah, seriously. Oh, crap.
Roman is 100% a good about you.
So, you know how dumb I am?
Yo, my girl just said, like, my family is like Cigano.
You do, but this is going to make me dumber.
I've been just, like, just going through batteries, right?
Just going through batteries.
I'm like, fuck, how the fuck do these kids keep fucking playing this shit, with all these fucking batteries like you know i have batteries upstairs i grabbed the batteries i
brought them downstairs we've had these batteries you know for like four or five months you know
what i mean no it's not that they're chargeable they my kids right next to where i'm sitting
have a 10 foot long cable right that they just plug into the controller they don't use the batteries
are you talking to us no it's definitely hot okay rechargeable batteries nico
i got them recharge the batteries are missing the charge packs here
freako
i heard my girl said and then I just started hearing batteries
Yo Frico
Nico you found the batteries
Where is Frico
He just went mute
Because he was talking about batteries for an hour and a half
My bad guys
So what about
Retrovers batteries
I'm talking to Alex
Did you find the batteries?
I heard if you sit on a battery,
like if you lubricate it and then sit on it,
your nose will light up red.
Cora, get on that.
It'll turn your eyes blue too.
You'll have like blue eyes, bro.
Why is Cora always the dummy?
And why do you say stuff like that?
Katie, I already have blue eyes, so it doesn't work for me
You don't have blue eyes
Yeah, I do who do you guys think would win an arm wrestling match Katie or Melly?
Probably Katie it's not gonna I have like zero upper arm strength.
Yeah, but same thing with Katie.
I can't do a push-up.
So, yeah, it's pretty bad.
Katie looks like she could probably do a push-up.
No, it's just Photoshop.
There's one guy I think can't do a push-up.
It's the guy that grabbed his hand after throwing the punch.
I would never arm wrestle a girl.
That's pointless. We're not like that. Would you ever arm wrestle a man? Yeah, I would never arm wrestle a girl. That's pointless. We're not like that.
Would you ever arm wrestle a man?
Do you think that there are men on this stage right now
that you could beat in an arm wrestling match, Katie?
Yes.
Can you name them?
Cap.
No, I'm kidding.
Bank girl.
Definitely not.
I'm kidding
did you see the picture I sent you yesterday
that was funny
I feel like I could probably like
win an arm wrestling match
with your profile picture books
you're serious
that was good
I feel like maybe then
definitely definitely can't.
It doesn't even have arms.
They're like sticks.
It's the purple bag under the eye that I still can't get over.
Can't get over that.
Oh, speaking on that, books, I have a quick question.
Something like I've been thinking about.
So when are you going to be able to, you know, switch over your PFP?
I think a couple days, hopefully, bro.
I could do it right now bro
i don't want to like be disrespectful you feel me yeah yeah no i get that i get that
no i was just curious yeah i don't want to be disrespectful bro dying to obviously i mean
yeah i think that's a that's a huge plus for the community bro bro. I think we'd get a lot more.
We would have gotten even a lot more mints, bro.
The timing of it was all sucky, bro.
But that shows y'all how much of a fucking...
I do good business with people, bro.
Straight up.
You're showing respect, you know what I mean?
To the people who have been cool with you.
For anyone that's questioning and asking,
I got paid from Goblin Town, guys,
for the past three months, bro.
Shit, guys.
I'm on the team kind of shit.
You understand, fam?
And obviously this came about
and this happened, which was always in the plans.
And I can't go and say,
oh, I'm going to change my PFP.
I just took your money and I'm gonna fuck you over now.
That's why I haven't yet.
Just full disclosure. I've explained that
before.
I knew about that already.
I mean, it's common sense, honestly.
But I was just kind of worried.
Just not worrying. I was thinking about
the timeline.
I think being fashionably
late is better.
I'm waiting also for Columbo to make our
honoraries, because I know I'm just going to be
crazy, too.
Wait, what is that?
Like our PFE is mine and his
like some honoraries.
Can I get one?
I'm crazy looking shit.
Can I get one? I want like a dog.
Mint 100 right now. I'll make you one. like a dog. Mint 100 right now.
I'll make you one.
I don't know.
You know what's crazy guys?
Newsflash.
Would have probably minted 200.
If he knew it was minting out like that day.
I would have. I don't cry in the casino. if he knew it was minting out like that day. Nah, bro.
I would have, but I fucking...
I mean, I don't cry in the casino, you know what I mean?
No, no.
I've lost a lot of money.
Not recently, but like a month ago,
I lost fucking too much.
On what?
Just stupid shit, bro.
Just greed, you know what I mean?
I don't really cry on the timeline
Can you blame Kuro or no
No no no no
This is like I never
Even if somebody tells me like
Oh you should buy this
I feel like blaming Kuro sometimes works bro
Nah bro
Kuro's a good guy you know what I mean
Like it doesn't matter bro
Like it don't matter, bro.
If somebody tells me to buy something
and I'm a dumbass and I just go buy it
without researching,
that's not that person's fault. It's my fault.
I think a lot of people don't do that.
A lot of people want to blame others
because they just didn't follow
basic rules. I know myself.
Would you rather get punched by Kura,
CRG, or Benny?
No, none of them.
Katie.
Wow.
Bro, if I'm going to get
punched in the face, I wouldn't get punched in the face by
somebody that can't throw a punch.
Melly, do you feel like you could punch...
Melly, do you feel like you could punch harder
than most men in this community?
Honestly, yes. Yeah, because I don you feel like you can punch harder than most men in this community? Honestly, yes.
Yeah, because I don't feel like enough men in this community go to the gym.
Wow.
Yeah, you're right.
That's true.
But Melly, would you agree that it has to do with strength,
but it has to do with internal stuff too?
Even if you can't throw a good punch like if you have enough internal stuff
you could throw like one really good punch if you had to katie do you practice tai chi
no i did judo but i did not did i did not do her dad taught her judo like no my dad did not
i did judo jump Thank you very much.
Yo, on YouTube doesn't count.
I did not do it on YouTube.
And the sensei is still alive.
You did some Taibo kind of thing?
No, I did judo.
I could flip everybody in the room.
That's so bad.
You ain't flipping me, bro.
I'm sorry.
I'm not flipping you.
I said everybody in the room when I was doing judo.
What's the name of that guy from karate kid
Machi no, no, no
No, your sensei was done definitely not flipping Kura or newsflash
No, no, maybe CRG and Benny
Like I think Katie would put up a good fight with CRG.
I think we would just laugh.
100%.
CRG's going to get one punch and you need to ice the wrist.
I know somebody hasn't seen a while of CFC.
Never mind.
Melly's voice reminds me of somebody that
used to come around
who?
to be honest with you
I'm not like withholding but like I really
truly forget her name
there was no one
there was no one that she sounds like
that used to come around
no similar similar
before you were around there was someone that sounds like her.
What's the name?
She was on stream.
I can't think of it.
No, a little bit, but no.
Okay.
Memers?
Yeah.
A little bit, but no.
Memers still be coming around.
I haven't seen her in a while.
She's still be coming around.
Memers?
Yeah, no, she's super active.
No, I haven't seen her.
Everybody tag Memers in the bottom right, yo.
Yeah, let's tag her.
Yeah, I was like
really hanging out
in spaces.
Now, there's someone else that sounds like
Mellie. Memers is so cute.
Yeah, she is. She's so fun. I like her her y'all i thought you her and dime were the two best
on stream people you too katie but like they're like like they were born for this shit wait dime
used to stream yeah and dime is like the most flawless we all. We all used to be on stream every day. Wait, like Selective Snail Dime?
Oh, the other Dime.
She has the motion PFD.
With a heart, yeah.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
I think I heard her earlier today.
Dime is so flawless.
I love Dime. I'm'm gonna be real with y'all
the best streams were the ones with you
Dime and Memers and me and Alex
facts
wait when was this
this was like
right before
maybe I'm thinking of a different Memers
right before Potion
the Asian girl memers.
Maybe it's a different memers.
Oh, yeah. I took a hiatus at that time.
No, that was fun.
The YMCA was fun.
Alex's prison wall.
YMCA. Alex is about to get kicked out of Columbia for all the bandwidth he's using. I-M-C-A
Alex is about to get kicked out of Columbia
for all the bandwidth he's using
playing video games
like you mean like too much wifi type thing
yup too much bandwidth
you don't have that data
yo does Alex live over there or no
yeah what up what up Yo, does Alex live over there or no?
Yeah What up, what up
It's not that far from Florida, right?
What up, Katie?
Hi, Benny
What's up, Benny?
What's good?
What's good?
Yo, I heard my name
Yo, Newsflash, you talking crazy
You had like 10, 20 more points than me.
Kuro was there, bro.
You're like 40, 50 pounds heavier than me.
You're crazy.
What are you talking about?
When you were saying that, when books asked about which one of you said, Katie.
You said, yeah.
Yeah, bro.
The question was, who would you rather get punched by?
Katie.
You said Benny.
You said Benny. You want rather get punched by Katie?
I don't know about you guys. I don't like pain. I
Feel like Benny felt bad for Cora and didn't really work it
because he was in his own backyard.
Case like this, girls walking by.
You know what I mean?
He was like...
Me and Cora was fucking around.
I only got like an 830 or something.
It was my highest, I think.
Did you go all in or you think you could get higher?
I could get higher.
We was just fucking with it.
Oh shit, you can't get higher.
That's a nice revenue right there.
Let's settle down.
If the
punch look weak and like
shit, that shit ain't a
300, bro. Let's be honest, y'all.
Let's be honest.
That's some kitty machine calibration, bro.
Ain't no 830.
Ain't no nothing, bro.
Ain't no nothing.
Let's settle down, bro.
Smash that.
I want to see.
My boy Rosé hit the same bag, same results, the same shit.
Listen. I think they all got the same bag same results the same shit listen I
Think they all got the same calibration. Yeah, he told me what happened. I was with him earlier
The ones y'all get 830 on I'm getting 999
I'm breaking that machine. I promise you bro. I
Don't tell you could hit you could hit that machine and get a high school. I'm not doubting that I'm nine nine I don't think that this is that crazy
nine nine nine my G
I agree yo yo Cura my cousin he a whole bodybuilder this nigga
He hit the bag. Same shit, bro.
He hit the hit the back same shit, bro. He hit 900
He hit 900.
Aki as fuck don't matter, my brother.
Aki as fuck don't matter.
I'm just saying. We did it just to test it.
I haven't seen people, bro, like
Koura's weight, all muscle.
Fucking IBF champion,
bro, hit that bag, bro, and almost punched
himself in the face. That muscle
shit does not fucking matter.
Look at what Usyk, the boxer
Usyk, did to, Usyk did to...
What's that guy's name that he beat the fucking piss out of that looked like...
Dubois.
Daniel Dubois.
Daniel Dubois looked like fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger and Usyk looked like a kindergartner.
And then raped him for that championship, yo.
I believe that.
Most of you really...
Bodybuilding ain't nothing crazy.
I just did that for reference
I was let me get my boy. That's I'm gonna be real with you, bro
like a lot of the kids in high school that went and did bodybuilding and and the gym and all that
As much as I say bro
They're the ones that were scared to fight and they want to look intimidating so they don't got to fight people
Facts right off or junkies that found a new addiction and it's the gym
You go to rehab and you start falling in love with the new addiction
I swear to god supplements and shit. I'm real with y'all. Nah, you ain't even lying though. You ain't even lying
I mean shit, I take this up. Well, this up I swear to god
Guys I know motherfuckers that look like
McLovin
That will kick you in your jaw and just have you
Looking for your jaw on the floor
On the floor like big ass
Fucking bodybuilders
Kick them in the jaw break their whole shit and have them on the
Floor fucking snoring
And that's fine
It's about technique Like a lot of it is about technique.
Like, a lot of it is technique.
It's been, like, several years,
but I used to do Jiu-Jitsu and Muay Thai.
And, yeah, it's just, like,
a lot of it is, yeah, technique.
And it's the people y'all least expect,
too, that can fight, fight.
The ones that go and give themselves
fucking cauliflower ear, and they look tough, and give themselves fucking cauliflower ear,
and they look tough, and they get tatted up,
are the softest ones.
Like, I even remember in wrestling,
the coach would be like,
yo, if you don't got your headgear on,
you gotta do gassers.
Gassers are... Gassies and gassers. Gassers are gassies and gassers.
Those are like fucking the Navy Seals.
What's that called, Cap,
on the football field by you and by everyone else
where you gotta run to half of the field
and then run back.
And then run to the full field
and then run back to the half.
Then run to the...
Yeah, I almost couldn't believe you brought those up brought the shit that makes you throw up what is it called
i almost just got ptsd i mean it depends on what sport you're doing in basketball they're suicides
but in football they're gassers oh so they're called gassers everywhere yeah okay so that's
why i was just like i just was like yo i cannot believe he's calling them fucking imagine doing
gassers in a room the size of a closet with no heat on in the summer while it's 105 degrees outside, bro, and you're dying.
No windows, no nothing, yo.
Literally, you'd fucking want to throw up, yo.
You would die.
And that's just for not wearing your headgear.
And I remember there were kids that were punching like i swear to god i'm sitting
behind one of them and i'm like what the fuck is this guy doing he's punching his own ear and
punching his own head and rubbing his ear crazy and i asked my my other friend i'm like yo what
the fuck's wrong with this guy he's like yo he's trying to give himself cauliflower here
and i'm just like yo what a fucking herb i've seen him in wrestling practice bro and i tried to break his arm like it's just like yo you're trying to you know look some part when you ain't even about that
life you fucking suck and we just gunned we gunned for him the whole season you know we kept trying
to hurt him and break his arm or break his leg, dislocate his shoulder, just because he was trying to be something he isn't.
And I'm going to tell you all something about cauliflower ear.
Like, motherfuckers will test you.
Like, if you have cauliflower ear and you go out to the bar,
someone's going to start some shit with you to test you and prove a point.
And if you got cauliflower ear because you made it up,
you're going to get beat the fuck up, man.
And there's a lot
of people like that just like yo when i tell you guys like women you know guys call women gold
diggers guys call women hookers and whores and guys will say all bitches want to be like kim
kardashian guys are 10 times worse yo a guy will sit there and have a picture of Conor McGregor on his wall as motivation
and will want to be Conor McGregor.
He'll give himself fake cauliflower ear.
He'll go in and pretend he boxes and hit a bag, but the bag don't punch back.
He'll go try dressing like him.
And guys also do the sugar mama shit and the sugar baby shit and scam their girlfriends and stuff like that.
And beat their wife for all her money and do all kinds of crazy shit worse than women.
Guys would sell themselves too, worse than women.
So, you know, just think about that.
Guys are more gossipers, more gossipers than women, more jealous than women.
Swear to God.
So I ain't got many friends.
That's so much more deeply rooted than that, but you said it.
You said it perfectly.
How it's supposed to be said these days.
But yes.
There are gold diggers, but they're looking for somebody to
protect them, give them money,
but not just give them money.
They feel like they have to sell themselves to get it.
Because it's not like it used to be.
But you're right.
But I feel like no one's worse than the other.
You know, everyone... Men are worse than women, trust me.'s worse than the other You know everyone Men are worse than women trust me
I mean well you know why they are
Because they're supposed to lead
You are supposed to lead
It's like a factual
Like nobody will convince me otherwise
No feminists
Will convince me that a man is not supposed to lead
If a man comes to a woman and says
I will take care of you.
I will give you the life that you deserve.
I will make sure you can do whatever.
All these badass boss bitches say, I want to be the worker.
I want to be the whatever.
No, you don't.
You only want to be that because you don't have any money.
But if somebody is going to take.
Yeah, I have like men in my DMs begging and it's like.
If somebody wants to take care of you and love you and do like you can work but also i work i'm working i i consider this work
but also more like i love everybody and i love this community but also i have a life and i
fucking work my ass off i have three kids but i don't give that up for this and say like, oh, I want to be a boss
bitch and like never be
there for my kids.
Would you rather be a boss bitch or
a boss witch?
A boss bitch, for sure.
How about a boss Lilo and Stitch?
I don't like witches.
How about Lilo and Stitch?
What do you mean, Katie? Come on, witches are dope.
Witches are not dope. Witches are something you should stay away from.
How about a Boss Lilo and Stitch?
Yeah, for sure.
What if we're just like in Marvel?
Yo, yo, yo, real quick, real quick. One second, Cap. Go back to it.
Yo, guys, I want to tell y'all something real quick.
Solve like 200 to 204 range for like the last 24 hours been printing like you could long it at 200 and short
it at 204 long it at 200 short it at 204 and just fucking print off that four dollars so pay
attention to that it's also been like early early in the morning when you wake up at a bottom two hours after you wake up at a top.
So just that's going to happen until this Fed meeting.
It's free money.
Just pay attention.
I'm not telling you that that's what it is.
I'm telling you that's what it's been for the last 24 hours.
Pay attention to it.
Me personally right now, I'm waiting for a bottom to call it.
It's going to break out.
Bitcoin wants to.
I'm waiting for the call.
It's going to break out.
And then it's going to bottom
out Friday into Saturday.
And then, you know, we're in
for it after that.
Monday and Tuesday
or Tuesday and Wednesday is the Fed meeting, Cap?
I can double check.
Monday we're going to see a crazy-ass
fucking pump.
So this seems like to be
a pretty good summer. This is the best summer we've ever
seen. So it's now good entry.
You heard? Historically the best summer
we've ever seen. If you go
and check June, July, August, for the last 10 years, there has not been a June, July, August with this much upwards momentum in crypto history.
Oh, man. This past August was brutal.
Past August was brutal. August before that was even more brutal.
Like my first year in crypto. Oh, my gosh. I think that was like the first like bad month that I really saw.
A 3 August.
A 3 August ago.
Ethereum went below $800.
Like when the Taiwanese stock market crashed.
Yeah that was.
And like that black salon event happened.
Learning experience for sure.
The one before that $1, 3800 like i'm i've
been fucking watching this shit for so long yo i like know it almost by heart the whole chart for
the last five years yeah like there are like certain wicks on the chart where i'm just like
okay that's ingrained in my memory.
Love that price action.
One hit, two PMs.
Yo, he's a faggot.
I used to like him, bro.
He's a sellout faggot. Who?
DC Drano.
Oh, what happened?
What do you mean he's one of the faggots that received the Epstein files? Oh, you're right. D.C. Drano. What do you mean he's one of the
faggots that received the Epstein files?
Oh, you're right.
You're right.
Yeah, a lot of those people that got the Epstein files
were talking hella trash.
Letting them know that they were invited
all down there and this and that.
It's all fucked up.
But if you guys are broke right now,
you can join ICE, six figure salary
federal benefits
and a $45,000
signing bonus
yo Cora I swear to god I was looking at that today
yo yo I'm gonna tell you
news flash right now bro like
just imagine it happening to your family
bro you gotta go after your own
people
yeah no bro it's fucked if I was Cora I would do it Just imagine it happening to your family, bro. You gotta go after your own people.
Yeah, I know.
If I was Kura, I would do it.
But, yo, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
If they did, like, a performance bonus,
I know where everybody's at.
Like, that's one thing, bro, that I don't... I would never do is go against my own people anyway not even in crypto not anywhere nah bro but what's your wrong what if they were the pedophiles
no no no let me let me just dig something so like like brazilian people aren't like um
other immigrant groups in america like usually like let's say like the spanish like they stick
with each other they help each other and they're racist against each other a lot of them yeah but
like they're but they do work together resilient people are like that they're like america like
selfish greedy most of them like um i don't know if you've ever been to like brazilian businesses
like don't matter what they're selling it it's usually 30%, 40% more expensive versus going to an American store.
Wow.
I didn't know that.
It's a pain to ask.
But what can I say?
She's too...
No, Brazilians definitely...
If you go to Brazil, it's different, right?
If you go to Mexico, it's like Mexicans are against it.
It's like America, yo. So is Colombia. So is anywhere you go in the world, right? If you go to Mexico, it's like Mexicans are against it. It's like America, yo.
So is Colombia. So is anywhere you go
in the world, right?
But when they
meet each other,
like, okay, I'll tell you right now, like,
where I'm at, Dominicans stick together.
A lot of Mexicans stick together
depending on what villages and stuff
they're from. Brazilians, by me,
stick together, bro.
They definitely do. Nah, bro bro you're talking about the communities because like yeah but that's just because out of necessity right because most of these people don't actually speak english
so they kind of converge on these points where like it's just like like the neighborhood like
i mean to facilitate just daily life.
But if you ask Tom about,
let me watch out for this guy.
He just came to America fresh off the boat.
Let me hook him up with a job.
You know what I mean?
Not exploit the hell out of him.
That's not Brazilian people, bro.
I know so many Brazilian people,
like owners, like business owners,
who exploit the living hell out of like a like you know like a
new brazilian who doesn't know better like fucking working like 12 hours 14 hours no bullshit i seen
that and they get paid like maybe 150 a day it's just like some ridiculous like right now yo if i
got offered a job that paid me a million dollars a year and uh and it said um we'll pay you a million dollars a year and it said we'll pay you a million dollars
a year you gotta
snitch on all these
people
in your language or whatever I wouldn't do it
there's no way I would do it bro
like a 0% chance
yeah that's crazy
I don't know depends if I don't know
Depends if I don't like him
I mean if it's a pedophile or some shit
Absolutely bro
Yeah
I know some good people bro
I think that immigration
There needs to be immigration reform
I think people should be giving
The opportunity to become Americans
Brother it should be if you commit a crime I'm gonna be real with you It should be giving, you know, the opportunity to become American. Brother, it should be if you commit a crime.
I'm going to be real with you.
Like, it should be ankle monitor, yo.
Ankle monitor for the first five years or something that, like, super, super monitors you for five years.
How about that?
Does that sound fair?
You get monitored.
You're a bad citizen, bro.
You don't do well for society.
You're a piece of shit.
But how do you monitor, like, what, like, you know, like, what goes into being a bad citizen, bro. You don't do well for society. You're a piece of shit. But how do you monitor?
Like what, like, you know, like what goes into being a good citizen?
Yo, ankle monitor.
You could see if they're hanging out in certain areas where they're going, where they are at all times.
It'll add a bunch of jobs to the country where, you know, we're not just fucking missing out on.
We're not just missing out on tax money from these people but
we're we're giving jobs to our people to watch them and all that and babysit them
and it's a it's a five-year fucking um it's a five-year experiment the liberals will be mad
like oh we're tracking these are human beings and blah blah blah blah blah fuck that like you want to
lie to immigration and say that all you do is go home go to work go to school blah blah blah blah
well we're gonna see about that with this ankle monitor if you're going and hanging out in
badass areas and you're not doing well for society and you're causing crime and shit like that
you're fucking beat you're getting deported
and also another thing is like literacy literacy test like you got to be able to speak english
write in english you know what i mean like basic stuff something that bothers me like you see a lot
of people coming from mexico a lot of people coming from brazil a lot of people coming from
china wherever the hell they're from and then the first thing to do they'll just fly their
flags but if you go back to their country nobody's flying their flags back that back back there
i don't know this just irks me in the wrong way
it just needs assimilation that's a good assimilation with with not disturbing and
disrupting the cultural norms then we're good but what we've seen in all these other foreign countries
is that's why the UK and that's why
London's getting a lot of shit right now.
They imported so
many people over there.
All the foreigners are winning all their local elections
and state elections, so they're going to start
making some changes
that they ain't going to be happy with.
Do I go and believe
that Mexicans are troublemakers.
Fuck no.
Fuck no, bro.
Mexicans haven't built this country, bro, for the last fucking 60 years.
Who's gonna go and work for $100 a day and build a house or a building?
Nobody, bro.
Look at how long it takes our union workers to do anything.
Yeah, but the issue is the fucking unions that needs to be reformed like I unions unions
roll the second you say it needs to be reformed you're losing any election bro
that's another problem I know that's because they're hugely like block you
know I mean like Like political block.
It's easy to
secure votes through unions.
That's why...
You guys know the largest union in the United States?
You guys know the name of it?
Teamsters?
No, the U.S. government.
How about the Junion?
The who?
The Junion. I don't speak Chinese. No, no, the Junyun? The who? The Junyun?
I don't speak Chinese. No, no, the Junyun.
Oh, the Junyun. I'm working Junyun.
You want Chinese food?
That's how the Mexicans say. The Junyun?
How the Mexicans say the Junyun?
Yeah, the Junyun.
I asked ABG the other day, she said help my son get job in junior.
Yo, I don't even know what to say to that.
Mint motion fam.
Actually, I'm going to see how many mint motion. Why should they mint motion you slash tell them why
because it's not ai generated bullshit there's actual real people real motion behind this project
that's why what other reasons you need besides that oh if you also want to be make a pretty penny.
Make a pretty penny.
We are at 2,546.
76.4% printed. A motion
now costs $404.86.
$404?
Yeah.
Dollars or doll hairs?
Doll hairs.
Holy guacamole. Dude, that's crazy. dollars or doll hairs? Doll hairs. Holy quack,
them all.
Dude, that's crazy. Some of you guys are buying these
at $2.60.
That was me, bro.
Yeah, I think Newsflash got a bunch at that price.
I ain't stupid.
I was waiting for the market to drop.
Wow.
That's really how much soul's been up.
Holy shit.
I know, bro. Everybody who is is five weeks put money into it is up short yeah for real it goes to show we were saying
this was gonna happen too like i remember in spaces we were hey, buy now before the market's up. Some people,
probably other listeners, didn't listen.
Stocks to suck.
First mover advantage,
Yo, people
gotta stop being lazy.
Just get behind this project already
and just start minting.
Lazy.
Think everyone lazy, Newsflash?
Think everyone gave up?
Well, sometimes.
I look around the timeline, bro.
Where's Kuro? I think so.
Yo, yo?
Kuro, have you met Melly?
Couple times. She was on stage a couple times.
She seems cool.
Hey, Kura. Yeah, I don't think I've ever, like, officially
met, but it's nice to meet you.
Kura, have you and Melly officially met yet?
You on an F1, Melly?
In Las Vegas?
Yeah, I'm actually thinking about it.
I just, like, yeah, I actually just, like, scheduled the time off today.
So I'm pretty sure I'm going to do it.
Do it.
It's worth it.
Let me ask y'all a question.
Why are they called it F1 and not F2.
F2's below F1 on the racing.
How about F3?
Rookies.
F1, Formula 1 racing.
Wait, so F2 actually exists, right?
Yo, let me ask you a question.
So if I got a son, like a seven-year-old son,
and I want to put him in Formula One, what do I do?
Go-karts.
Go-karts, and then from there, it's F2?
No, that's not what most'm starting in the parks
You have a long lost son maybe
You just found out about it right now actually
Do they do formula E?
Over there. Yeah, you want those on the do
Wow, so it's usually someone's nightmare, right?
For someone to come and say, hey, this is your kid.
Books gives dad energy.
Right now, if a girl right now showed up at my door and was like, yo, I would say DNA test, I'd be the happiest man on earth.
Really?
And you find out you're like 15?
I'd be upset, obviously, that I wasn't present and mad at myself and shit.
I'd be the happiest person in life.
You definitely give paternal energy, for sure. Yeah, he does.
I feel like you'd be happy because you wanted kids at a young age and if one showed up, you'd make up for the lost time instantly.
I'd be so fucking happy.
There's probably like five or six of them out there,
to be honest.
No, stop.
If they were, they'd already been at his doorstep.
Trust me.
There's one that was very possible.
There's one that was very possible.
People are launching motion.
People are coming out of the woodworks like hey just so
you know this might be your kid so if it was to happen i think it would have already happened
but i do think that his girlfriend yo too bad yo yo yo too bad i don't care
no but i think i have a feeling she's a bad I wouldn't give a fuck yo straight up
I'd be so happy. Oh
Books a books child everyone just take a second
When this momo account about a books child like that
About a books child like that.
He just looks like books.
Like he just is a spitting image.
It's probably him and his hair.
Imagine it's like an ugly ass kid.
I'm slamming the door in the bitch's face.
That ain't mine.
No, I was going to say books.
Like they roll up in a wheelchair and you're like, you better roll that shit down the hill.
That's good.
They roll up, yo.
Yo, God forbid.
Something's been rescuing for me. I don't even want that thought in my head. Just like put an emoji over the kid God forbid. Something's in the US for me.
I don't even want that thought in my head.
Just put an emoji over the kid's face. It's okay.
Fucking paper bag.
Classic bag.
You know everything.
You got paper bag?
Kura said he rolls up in a wheelchair.
Kura.
He would do everything.
That shit going right into the system immediately.
Like, that's not for that shit.
Kura.
I'm sending her and the king straight to Boston.
I'm going to say, I think that looks like Kura.
I'm sending him to you.
You're just giving him a...
No, no, I don't.
No, we drop him right off to Nito.
Like, if he got the little feet and all?
No, I'm sending him straight to you.
Right to Magneto.
I'm sending him right to Magneto.
I don't give a fuck.
That's the way I like it.
Bucks. That's terrible. I'm joking. I don't even want that thought in my head. I don't give a fuck. Books, that's
terrible. I'm joking. I don't even want that thought
in my head. I don't even want that thought in my head.
Obviously, we're kidding.
He said the little feet, like the
ones that are paralyzed and the waist down
the ones that have little feet.
I'm joking, guys.
Or like an amputee or something, you know?
You know what I say sometimes?
Books, just tell God you're kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Oh, yeah.
He knows I'm joking.
I know.
He knows your heart.
He knows I got a good heart.
Yeah, he does.
He knows your heart.
But, like, take it back.
You guys got to relax.
You guys are, you know, there's something, you know,
since the humor was created by God, right?
No, for sure.
I think God's fun.
What is it?
Do you believe in God?
Of course.
I just said God created sense of humor
so y'all can relax.
I don't think so.
We created sense of humor.
No, no, no.
I think that he definitely has sense of humor. Free will creates sense of humor. It does no, no. He definitely, I think that he definitely has sense of humor.
Free will creates sense of humor. It does, but he created us. It's like, oh, we have to, we only get,
only what God, God, God's hands created, but like he created man. So whatever man creates,
you know, God created too, because he created us. By, by product. God gave us like two hands,
byproduct.
God gave us like two hands,
brain, two legs,
and arms, and
said, you
can do what the fuck you do.
This is your hell or your heaven.
It's up to you, but I gave you
all the tools and gadgets.
And sense of humor is just one of those tools.
You know what it says also
is so funny. It says like, if it says also so funny it says like if
you bug him enough um it's like a child says come to me like a child so if there is i don't know
i don't want to bring up religion or anything but like in the bible it says like if you bug god
enough like he will give in so there is like scripture in the bible that says like you bug
him like you bug your dad like dad i want this this car. Dad, I really want this car.
I really want this car.
And he will give in.
This kid won't leave me alone.
Give them what they want.
No, that's not true.
Hoorah.
Love it.
What do you say?
We're free more than we know.
And we're loved more than we know.
And all these freaking rules,
regulations, religion
are trash.
Who are you going to be a man one day, bro?
You'll see.
Let's come out of the way.
I ain't half the kid, though, not for a minute.
No shot.
What do you mean, bro? You told me you were going to
adopt an Asian kid.
Well, the tax credit disappeared now,
so I got to rethink it.
Kura.
Wait, no tax credit.
Kura.
Hold on.
I need everyone to mute.
Can we get Columbo on stage?
And also, ladies and gentlemen,
of the Taco Tuesday Alpha class of 2025, I present to you the sexiest, baddest, hottest, most rebellious female in all of social media.
You could just see her walk by her beautiful, beautiful strut with the smell of human papillomia virus coming right out of her pheromones.
Momo!
What up, Momo?
I thought you were talking about Ladyboy.
No, that's a...
That's a...
Wow.
Momo, what did you think of that
introduction right there?
That was...
Like, I just...
Like, I see you, I fucking...
I could smell HPV and gonorrhea, and it's such a beautiful smell.
How are you?
How are you, Kroon?
I am doing very great.
I smell, I smell.
Like chlamydia.
I smell like you.
You ever, you ever, you ever went to Macy's and tried, you ever went to Macy's and tried Dior Chlamydia?
It's like the best smell ever.
Chlamydia is your everyday, baby.
Yes.
How are you?
I mean, you need to know the smell.
You need to know.
You can only be a hoe to know a hoe.
Yes. We're all hoes. Yes, we are all hoes. So you can. That's hoe to no hoes. Yes. So we're all hoes.
Yes, we are all hoes.
So you can, that's why I can tell it.
It takes one to no one.
So real.
What are you up to, you sexy beast?
I am a Schizyopic Corporation's office girl.
I make other coffees and teas.
I know every, everything them I know I know
Payne doesn't take any sugar like you know he's just like getting black coffee
um Kyle has a different process into it which I'm really working on um so yeah I
clean the floors and well if you come in before 9 a.m.
because we talked about 9 a.m. if you come in before 9 a.m. because the floors are
wet I just cleaned it you are not allowed to get the fuck out of my office you just said 9 a.m.
that's why I can't move here at 8 a.m. that's why i think we'll be here at 8 a.m. so i can clean up. momo we miss you
i miss you too can you please post a video of you in the pool to the top i can't find that i feel
like you deleted it from it uh which one the fourth one the one of you in the pool smoking the veed
veed smoking the veed, what are you talking about?
I can't find it.
Can you please pin it to the top of the space? Momo sounds Canadian.
No, hell no, Momo's not Canadian.
Momo's Turkish and she lives in the deep south.
They've got good heroin down there.
Let's see.
And I put my spliff between a fork while I was in the pool.
What the heck?
Now I'm okay.
So I didn't get wet.
Last time you were here, you were doing dope and smoking crack.
I never smoked crack.
Crack.
Whatever.
Mess.
Yeah, it was the math.
Yeah.
I do pink cocaine, but I am not sure.
Pink cocaine or two C?
They say it's about baby vitamins. I didn't feel anything because I'm like, you know, I started not sure. Pink cocaine or 2C? They say it's about
baby vitamins. I didn't feel anything
because I'm like, you know, I started with white.
Listen to me.
Listen to me.
There's pink cocaine.
Listen, there's pink cocaine
and then there's 2C.
Which one is it? Is it 2CB
or pink cocaine?
Is it like K when you do it? It's like K you feel drunk and high?
Or do you feel like Adderall and cold?
Not so when you're sedated correct. Yes, yes
Well, I mean it doesn't mean that my new polygons is lesser than yours.
No way, I never ever, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never you know like yes all these please pin the video okay yeah i'm literally looking at it right now thank you i will never say no to you i love you baby girl i motherfucking love you oh my god
you know books okay we're like kind of politically against each other but whoa whoa why do you think
that i usually because i think I don't like...
I started like Shilling Villains,
and then now I started like you.
I think I am liking everything.
Yeah, but what is it politically?
What does that mean?
You know why?
Because of Evil Plan.
That Evil Plan shit on you guys so much so that I got psy up.
It was jealousy, yeah.
I really got thigh up, bro.
You did.
Now, watch this.
Watch this.
Ready?
Yo, shilling villain.
Yo, shilling villain, you there?
Hold on.
You there?
Hold on one second, shilling villain.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Yo, shilling villain, you there. Yo, Shill and Bill, are you there?
Yo, what's going on?
Yo, I got someone here that says they really fucking like you.
And they got psyoped into hating you.
How much do you love and miss Momo?
Momo?
Yeah, remember Momo?
Momo, let him hear your voice so he can remember you real quick.
I can share a post.
This is me.
You remember her in the pool smoking the weed?
With the fork?
With the fork?
I'm doing it right now.
Oh, Momo is the one that smoked the weed in the pool with the fork.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. How much do you love and miss her
oh dude i i missed her so much you remember she wanted me sucking on her left earlobe and you
sucking on her right earlobe for foreplay you remember that dude. Back in the day.
That's so big.
I'm literally scrolling down like a motherfucker right now.
All right.
Shillin, I've got to go, man. We're on spaces right now talking.
I'm getting horny talking to her.
I'll be right back.
Say hi to Alex for me.
Oh, he hears you.
You can say hi to him.
He's right here.
My love, I'm trying to find I'm trying to find the fork
Video it was it a video or a photo?
It was a video of you in the pool smoking the V. Oh my god
Why did I do that to myself? I that's the best way of doxing yourself
Yeah, I am still scrolling down. I swear to God.
I stopped doing everything.
I was just going to eat.
Wow.
So many motherfucking posts.
That's goddamn...
I think I'm getting closer.
Getting closer.
Getting closer.
There needs to be data pivoting
chronologically. Like this year and this year, like, you know, like how photos work in iOS.
Just search pool in iOS photos, you will find it.
I want to find it that I posted in Twitter.
I want it.
Alright. Okay. Uh-huh. All right.
Okay.
Uh-huh.
Well, um...
Kuro might find the video before you do.
But that doesn't mean stop looking.
No, no, I'm not.
I never give up.
Now, you see all these beautiful art on the stage, these NFTs?
Yes.
Now, what if I told you...
This is called Motion, but it's spelled M-O-S-C-I-U-N, right?
What if I told you there's a new drop for Motion and it's called Momo?
Oh, my God.
And Momo is mad cute.
I am
actually. No, like,
it's so cute. Like, it's
cute like you.
Okay.
This is the Momo that you were talking about the other day
when Momo dropped.
Okay, okay. Wait, what did I say?
You were, yeah, you brought momo up and you were
just like talking about how yeah like basically how great she was when we dropped the nft collection
like that that she would probably love it yeah okay okay yes yes yes yes exactly now okay um
yeah he was like that you would probably love the collection. And he was just like talking about, yeah, like how great you are.
But.
Yeah.
I was talking about a different Momo.
Oh, my goodness.
Okay.
Yeah, this is the Momo.
There's the pool.
Hold on.
That's not the video, though.
We need the video.
I didn't know.
There was a video.
There was a video.
Same pool, possibly.
But there was a video.
There was a video. pool possibly but there was a video it's my house and we just i just happened to find let's just find the damn video all right i i just i'm trying but this is the picture that
he's talking about thank you for giving me so much attention, by the way. I really needed it today. No, no, no, no, no, no. You talked about the picture with the fork.
We just agreed with you thinking it was the video we wanted you to post.
But I have like tequila shot and lemon and a spliff.
Momo, get me the damn video of you in the pool, please.
I don't think that...
I'm only going to send it to you if I can find it.
I barely could find it here.
I don't know.
If you click your profile and go to videos and scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, you'll find...
I don't think it's...
It's just not working for me
like when i scroll it's just bringing me to some like fat guy in a red shirt no i pinned it up top
the photo the video is coming soon um you have to have vip access to momo she's smoking split with
a fork um yeah well you guys have a blue checker.
When you get the golden one, you'll see the video.
Nothing is for free, baby.
Cap, you remember the video, right?
I don't know, man.
I don't know why people really...
I have no idea what you're talking about.
How was this?
Kura, does anyone here remember this video?
I do not.
I think it was just a photo.
It was months ago. But I'm gonna go
check now.
It was a year ago.
No, it wasn't years ago. Stop it.
It was a year ago.
No way.
Oh my god.
Okay, fine. You know the best.
And I'm getting drunk.
I mean, it is nice to smoke split with a fourth in the pool because it doesn't get wet oh my god mama i just saw our dms for the
first time you've been a fan for years no holy shit always said that you guys are like bad people they were fucking wrong they ended up being
the bad people right
yeah they're gone
you can't make this shit up
they're probably
like fucking twitch
doing game finance
I actually came here for game finance
too I wanted to figure out
unfortunately I came across
this dear person, Evil Plan.
Was it Knievel?
He's gay. He's definitely gay.
Yeah, gay people are so mean when it comes to crypto.
They're just really mean people.
They're just...
You know what? I can't say all gays are mean.
But all gays are just gay.
You ever thought of that before?
Yeah, I mean, I don't mind that you're, you know, fucking the same sex.
But, you know, don't say wrong things to other people.
I was misinformed about books, Bark Mehta, and Sheila Mellon.
And then I
really believed in it.
It's a bad thing.
It's creating polarization.
Therefore, we're just
having our own wars
instead of collaborating.
What the fuck do you plan?
Fuck you so much.
Don't let anyone influence your opinions.
Yeah.
And always be open-minded, but always...
Just be open-minded.
You know what I would call you if you were my wife?
Yeah, you can call me.
Momofuku.
Momofuku.
Momohi mom. Youofuku. Momofuku. Momofuku.
You ever eat at Momofuku?
Momofuku? No, I didn't.
Do you want to... You're asking me on a date?
No, no, no, no, no. Hell.
As long as you bring Melly.
I'm trying to do Momofuku
with you.
Fuku means
wife or...
Momofuku.
Like M-O-M-O-F-U-K-U.
Momo fuck you.
Okay.
Like fuku momo.
Yeah.
Momo fuck you.
Yes.
Momo fuck you.
Not fuck you momo.
You understand?
It's two different meanings.
And you scared Columbo away.
Listen. Can we get that damn video, please?
I don't have to. I think you deleted it.
You gotta post it again and pin it to the top.
You were in
Jupiter in that video.
You understand? Really? You were in Jupiter.
Fuck, man.
Are you talking about the video that I was driving?
No, no, no.
No drive.
You're in the pool smoking a roach.
This is not it?
This is the difference?
It's that day.
It's that day.
Okay.
It looks like that day.
Yeah.
So if you could go through your phone around April, videos in April, you're gonna find what I'm talking about.
And you're gonna post it and pin it up top real quick.
Books, Fuku.
This must be, listen, this video doesn't exist, I'm gonna be pissed.
Right? It turns out it was just like a live photo or something.
It turns out it was just like a live photo or something
I'm just gonna go to year and I'm gonna go to location
I'm just gonna pivot the shit out of this cuz this is unbelievable. I don't remember having the video
All right, my mom
All right, you want us? Oh for having the video. Alright, my mom. Alright.
Everybody's rich, right?
How does nobody know what's going on right now?
I really have no idea.
None of y'all were around?
Yeah.
Nobody knows me. I'm not a popper.
Dime 100% knows.
Nobody knows me, dude.
There's no way I'm this crazy.
We need a fact checker on stage, please. Thank you
Yo, you guys are joking right now, right? No one remembers this video
me go just
Maybe I have you have the video in your mind. Maybe you
Created something in your mind. I'm good. I'm literally checking though. I'm checking. I'm not gonna let you down. Like I'm checking
I have like videos like bunch of my friends
jumping to the pool maybe
maybe while I was smoking
Hold on
This is a really difficult task
But I will never let you down.
What's Alex doing?
Why is he not here?
He will once that video's up top.
Really?
Is it that bad?
Yeah, he's not coming until the video's up there.
Wow, it's a deal breaker, Momo.
It's not serious right now.
That's a serious ass video.
It's just, you know what it is?
That video is the Momo introduction.
Like, it's that good, you know?
Oh my god, I can't find one.
I can show you my dog.
No, no, no, nah, nah.
It was you in the pool.
I was in the pool.
I can show you
yourself in a jacuzzi.
Maybe we just need you to recreate it.
I'd like to see a Momo
video in the pool.
I'm gonna find this damn video right now.
Media.
Fucking. Where is this damn video right now. Media. Fucking.
Where's this fucking video, bro?
Where is this fucking video?
Wait, so this video actually exists?
I'm gonna fucking find it.
If she didn't delete it, it's there, bro.
If it doesn't, she...
No, I can't delete it.
She's fucking there.
Kuro, I'm gonna send you this fucking video, bro.
It is the funniest thing on Earth, bro.
Oh my god.
I didn't take any video.
I'm joking.
It is the sexiest video I've ever seen in my life.
I found it.
Can you pin it up top?
Found it.
I just want everyone to know why you make me so horny.
Just hearing your voice, you know.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I'm just going to say life is life.
Like, if we could ever get you to, like, half a million followers, we could meme this video.
I'm just going to say life is life.
Should I tag you?
No, just pin it to the top.
No, guys.
Oh, you're going to repost it?
You deleted it, didn't you?
No, I never posted it.
This is the first time I'm posting it.
How would I know about it if you never posted it?
I have no motherfucking idea whatsoever.
It was posted.
You deleted that shit.
Post it again.
Shit.
Post it and tag me.
I want to sit on Dal Kwon Do's face in the caption. You are hilarious. I want to sit on Dao Kwon Do's face. In the caption.
You are hilarious.
I'm serious.
Oh my gosh.
Look at this video, bro.
That's Momo.
That's Momo, ladies and gentlemen.
Just so you guys know.
I didn't even know there was a video.
That's a fucking video.
Bro, what the fuck?
Momo, you are an absolute queen.
I just gotta let you know.
Oh, definitely, definitely.
Kuro, definitely, 100%.
You ever been to Boston, Momo?
Oh, I got something on my throat.
Oh, man.
Momo, you ever been to Boston?
I've been to Boston, yeah.
You gotta go see Koura.
I need some water.
You gotta go visit.
Don't you fucking try it.
Yo, bro.
Momo, you gotta see Koura.
You gotta see an exorcist, yo.
Oh, God.
Yo, you wanna...
Momo, you wanna come see the fucking Annabelle doll with me, Momo?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cap, you remember now?
No, no, I've never seen that video.
Yo, if anybody remembers, please request to come up.
Books, I really think you...
If that video crushes anybody's memory...
I really don't. I've never seen this video in my life.
Kuro, what is...
I think Books is stalking me, guys, cuz I'm not really that much of a pop
I promise you
That video was pinned at the top of no. I remember it. I remember it, bro
And we were dying. Yeah, I didn't remember what you were talking about until I saw the actual video
And then I remembered it yo momo's on straight cloud nine in there in this video
It was a good day.
Good time.
Momo, fuck.
And then I actually have my Coke tube right next to it, but you can't see it in the video.
Yep.
Yep, you had the Coke tube.
Now I remember what it was.
Yeah, I have a jacuzzi i have a jacuzzi photo too oh my god momo you're one of those turkish people that their parents send them a
fuck ton of money every month to keep them the fuck out of turkey no uh that could be very true
but i do not have my parents. All right.
You got married at a very young age, very wealthy man.
You done wrecked him for half of everything, and you just live life to your fullest now.
That man that I love doesn't love me back.
Yes.
Happily divorced?
I am not happily divorced.
I really do.
But you're Gucci financially, right?
I am so Gucci financially.
Yes, yes, yes.
So money doesn't matter, really.
You got an American citizenship?
Yes, I do.
I pledge allegiance to the flag.
Yep, we got Snorkels.
Snorkels, oh my god.
You want to bring him to America?
If we bring him to America.
You can bring him to America too.
You know, there's gay marriage.
I can't do it.
You're not gay?
Okay, well you have to prove that you're gay.
Thankfully not gay.
Thankfully. What do you mean, prove that
you're gay? Does he got to blow the
immigration officer? Yeah, you got to show
pictures of you guys kissing
and all kinds of crazy shit. Something like that.
Yeah, it's weird, man. Ask Uncle Tim.
He's like, alright, get on your knees.
Alright, go ahead and prove
you're gay.
To the immigration officer. He's like, all right, get on your knees. All right, go ahead and prove you're gay. Today, McGregor's hit an officer.
He's like, what the fuck?
Yeah.
He's like, sir, I didn't sign up for this.
Yeah.
It's a bunch of weird shit, bro.
It's a bunch of weird shit.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know where the plus goes.
LGBTQ?
Okay, plus?
I don't know.
Man, I don't want where the plus goes. LGBTQ? Okay. Plus? I don't know. I don't want to touch that shit.
I mean, I'm hetero. I love dicks.
But I don't go out there and be like,
Yo, I love dicks.
It doesn't work like that.
I did kiss a girl.
Did you like it?
I liked it, but it's not, you know.
Did you taste her cherry chapstick?
I knew it was going to go there.
Did you kiss her just to try it?
She had the cheapest chapstick ever.
Did your boyfriend mind it?
Did I have a boyfriend at that time?
Did it feel so wrong or did it feel so right?
It didn't feel anything.
It was neutral because something is empty.
She just didn't have what I need.
Look, dicks and balls look so fucking disgusting,
but the functionality itself is beautiful.
I don't know. disgusting, but the functionality itself is beautiful.
Interesting.
Interesting.
She just left books speechless.
You know, like, Momo's like an alien to books, you understand?
So I don't know what to say.
This is the first time I'm actually interacting with books.
No, absolutely incorrect.
Incorrect, Momo.
Come on.
Yeah, you've interacted with books a lot.
All the time.
We see the likes on the tweets and everything.
Yeah, you've definitely interacted with books a lot.
First time.
First time you might be interacting when you're not cracked the fuck out.
I don't know. You might be a little like
it didn't fully hit you yet, maybe.
I said I'm rich.
I do not do crack.
I'm not Trev.
Meth. Meth. Meth. Meth.
My apologies. I do not do that
either. Toosie, toosie.
I did Grey Goose, full distilled Grey Goose.
You want to have one, Momo?
Hell no, she ain't going to have one.
Tell her to buy some motion, though.
Yeah, can you get some motion?
We gotta get her some motion.
Somebody did that already for me.
Life.
His name's Life.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Where the hell has he been?
He had a baby, bro.
I know I want to talk to him.
We didn't even get to congratulate him or talk to him.
I know.
Can someone reach out to him so we can congratulate him?
Damn, I didn't even know he had his baby.
I know for a fact Life is listening.
Everyone tag Life in the bottom right hand.
I have a motion for his baby, actually.
I'm going to bless his kid with a freaking piece of art.
Momo, we need more girls in motion.
Yeah.
Everything is good in moderation, Kate.
I'm here all the way.
Everything is good in moderation.
We're just like a couple.
Momo is good in moderation. You know, a couple. Momo is good in moderation.
You know, we love her today.
We might not love her tomorrow,
but we'll love her again in three months
when she comes back to visit.
No, no, no, Momo.
You know I love you, baby girl.
It's okay, Momo.
When Books doesn't love you,
I'll still love you.
Momo is very, very good in moderation.
Now, if she wants to go visit my man Koura,
maybe we can get something happening between Kura and Momo.
It ain't a bad idea.
Only if she's rich.
Kura gets lonely out there.
Kura be getting lonely out there.
You know what I'm saying?
But you have to have terms and conditions and warnings into it.
Sure, of course.
Why? Is Momo crazy?
Momo, what are your pronouns?
My pronouns is
They, them?
That's a clown.
The clown is not a clown.
You're not an it. Stop it.
That's not a pronoun.
I thought it was he, she, it
Momo you live in like South Carolina
Or some shit right?
No Atlanta
Same shit
Pro Hasi
Perfect
Hasi's good
I'm gonna go back to Turkey
Like very soon
Very very very soon I'm just trying
to do paperwork taxes are you wanted in Turkey yes I am needed in Turkey by my
father huh by my father my father had a surgery like it's like a kidney stone surgery and at the time I
had to do so many things in the United States so he's gonna have his second
surgery in ten days so I will be there soon but I'll come back I'll come back
and see you guys you should come to Turkey you should come back. I'll come back and see you guys. You should come to Turkey.
You should come to...
I mean,
if you come to Turkey.
What part of Turkey?
We can meet in Istanbul
and then we'll go to Dead Sea.
What if I told you guys
that Momo
was Lothbrok this whole time
on two different accounts
as two different identities.
I believe it immediately.
Would you guys believe me?
But now that I saw the video,
I don't believe it.
I'd be pissed if we had those type of secrets
because I could deal with some secrets
but I can't deal with those.
It's the same person.
No, you're lying.
I'm dead serious.
Momo, do they do good teeth in Istanbul?
Yes, yes.
No, hell no.
Your teeth will glow in the dark in the nightclub.
I swear to God.
I'm not even playing with y'all, y'all.
Like, they'll look good.
They'll look good in pictures and shit.
But when you're under the black light in the nightclub, your teeth are going to be blue.
Yeah, the porn dad in the nightclub.
Like, I'm dead serious.
Go on TikTok right now and type turkey teeth.
And you know, they do a health tour.
Like, they pick you up with your lady in Vado.
And then they drop you off to your hotel.
They pick you up from your hotel and they bring you to your dentistry.
It became health tourism.
Guys, you guys are forgetting my parents
live there. Yeah, I know they do
good hair, but I was wondering
about the teeth. No, they don't do good hair.
They do good hair for cheap people.
If you can't afford to get
K-tips in the United States,
you go there to get them for cheap.
Like hair transplants.
Mom, do they have medbeds?
Hair transplants not that bad. But, do they have med beds? Hair transplant's not that bad.
But.
I do not have.
I have, okay, so I used to be forced to be a ballerina.
So I have platens on my foot, feet, both feet.
Like ten fingers, ten toes.
There's metal in it.
Wait, you were forced to be a ballerina?
Yes.
Like a real ballerina?
Yes, ma'am.
By your parents?
Yes, ma'am.
So what did you say?
You have metal in your toes?
Mm-hmm.
Like implanted so that you could stand on your shoes better?
No, so I can actually walk because my
bones are so fucking fucked that they had to put platinum in it oh my god yeah you say
whoa repeat that mama um i've never heard of that so uh when you say ballerinas usually we do points so like entire body's weight is on
your toes it's ridiculously horrifying so um and one of the one of the practices, I start bleeding through my points.
And my mom kept still saying, go, go, go, do not stop.
And while I was bleeding, I didn't stop.
And then it caused me to get an even bigger surgery.
What kind of ballet?
What do you mean?
How many types of ballet are we talking about?
There's a bunch.
There's like Russian ballet, Turkish ballet, American ballet, French ballet, European ballet.
What kind of ballet are we talking?
Yeah.
It's Russian.
Ballet's an art.
There's no Turkish ballet, baby. So it's Russian ballet is an art there's no Turkish ballet baby so it's Russian ballet
and what how does that work it doesn't work that's what I'm saying it really doesn't work
I can tell you a lot about a person though like your mom's telling you to keep going when your toes are bleeding guys it's the same it's so story as lost rock think about that and then the folks please stop me i threw up i'm joking like
seriously like threw up like immediately because it is it's the diet that they were given to us
there's no meat so after i quit being a ballerina I wanted to eat adana kebab which is
like I really I really wanted to have you were dying to eat some adana?
So Mick didn't understand how to digest this so I just you know vomited everywhere um that kind of thing yeah it's it's it's not a sport it's not a discipline
it's just bullshit total it must have been hard when your mom made you do that when you
that's sucks you don't you can't really have a choice no you can't but then later on in life
it affects you and you have to deal with it. Are you like Azerbaijani kind of
Turkish? No, I'm Turkish
Turkish. I'm Istanbul type of Turkish.
I'm Balkan
Balkan.
Yeah, Balkan. So it's like
Balkan's ballet? Like that?
Like Les Ginka it's called?
No, Makedonia, Bulgarian.
Yeah. Can we everyone tag please, please tag Lothbrok real quick.
Books.
Is she Jewish or she's Iranian?
We thought she was Jewish, shit.
It's the same thing.
No, she's not.
No, I think there's a difference.
I'm leaving.
They're not.
They're Muslim guys.
Anyways, Lothbrok, I don't think she's even online anymore, is she?
No, thank God. She is. I'm just trying to be. Lothbrok I don't think she's even online anymore is she she is
Lothbrok still subscribed
what's her handle
what's her handle
her handle is you might be possessed
if you interact
might be possessed
possessed
bible of satan
like in a good way
what part of Istanbul do your parents live in?
Uh, in Şişli.
Oh, really?
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's where my parents live.
Like, seriously, it's a beautiful...
No, that's where my parents live. I'm dead serious.
Really?
A hundred percent.
Where in Şişli?
Uh, I don't know where in Şişily, but they definitely live in Sicily.
It's probably like Nisantis or something.
I got property in Yenikoy.
You know where that is?
Of course.
That's where I eat my fish.
Yeah.
Very close to there, yes.
It's close to Arnoldköy.
Arnoldköy, Yeniköy.
Sarayer.
Sarayer.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
That's where I hang out in that area.
Constantinopolis.
Yup.
I just haven't been there in like five years, but I'd be going out there.
We should go together.
I like it out there.
I'm going to be real with you.
I actually like it out there. I like it out there. I'm going to be real with you. I actually like it out there.
I like it out there more than here, to be honest.
If the time difference wasn't so fucked up, I probably would live there half of the year.
You must sleep for three days in order to get back your mind and your soul together. Because it's a horrible, horrible traveling.
But after that, we're going to be drinking, conquering Istanbul,
and then we're going to go to my summer house.
Don't think that, like, rich or something.
There's just more animals than humans there.
humans there. There's goats,
There's goats, chickens, cows, horses.
chickens, cows,
horses,
we have Ali Abiy,
who takes care of our summer house.
Have you ever made out with a goat?
A goat
kicked me while I was
trying to love him.
You've never made out with a goat before?
I tried, but it kicked me so bad oh my
god i'm like doing it more like no wait the flight from america to isambul is bad you're saying
yeah no that's not that bad that bad we go to okay i went to assemble one time and we we we
booked like this like a place where you have to shower and stuff in between flights.
And oh my god, they only had Indian food, curry.
That's all you could eat.
So you're like, shit your brains out the whole time on the next flight.
I'm like, why?
Where's the other food?
I feel like they have no food in the airport.
Am I wrong?
Have you ever been to Bollywood?
There's Turkish Airlines Zurich flight
Yeah the Turkish Airlines I flew that
Have you ever been to Zurich?
Zurich?
I don't know what that is
That's my laundry room
Well I mean I didn't have to take a shower, but I mean, you must.
It is a must.
Because the pressure, there's no air circulation.
Everybody's bacteria, viruses, everything is there.
Like, the most disgusting place on Earth is airplanes.
I don't know.
It was in the airport where we would shower.
Not an airplane.
Now, do you have any signs in your house that say long live Atatürk?
Yes.
You do.
Mustafa Kemal Atatürk yes you do yes what did i say i don't even know what i just said someone said hey say this to her it means i love you momo you're a very pretty person
what did i say bitch that's all i said huh that's all yeah it was just it was
what does that mean?
How are you, friend?
What's up, friend?
Chingene.
Chingene means gypsy.
What the fuck?
Yep, yep.
I think he's using AI or some shit.
Oh, man.
Agentic AIIs, man.
Well, I thought books spoke like seven languages.
What?
Okay.
What does that mean?
Can you repeat it again?
What does that mean?
What does that mean? What does that mean? All right, let's go. What does that mean? I will not use the tongue. You will not use the tongue.
Alright, let's go.
What does that mean?
It means multiple things.
It depends.
means like
go fuck yourself type of thing.
But like means like, like, go fuck yourself type of thing, but like, Osnos2 means like, in a context, technically, I want to shit in your mouth.
Oros2.
I want to shit in your mouth, you hoe. Yes, that's what it means.
Oh no, I would never say something like that to you. I'm so sorry. You're agenting AI, really?
No, I don't think AI is capable of saying these things.
It does.
It has digital emotional intelligence.
Well, if you knew me, you knew I didn't know how to use AI.
Oh, yeah, you're all traditional, right?
So it must be some other motherfucker of your friends that is using...
It was actually Shillin' Villain telling me what to say, because he's Turkish.
He is?
Yep.
There's no way.
I swear.
No way.
Yeah, I swear. He lives there right now.
There's no way.
Oh my God, he lives there right now. There's no way. Oh, my God.
Yo, Alex, what's the name of that place you live in in Turkey?
Yo, bro, tell her Bodrum.
Oh, Bodrum.
I don't know if you heard him, but...
Did you hear him?
Yeah, Bodrum.
Hold on.
Yeah, she said she knows where that is
do you want to meet up with her
yeah dude tell her I'll meet up with her
um well I
I don't know if you can hear him or not
because
I'm going to be in Gojek
do you know Gojek
yo Alex she's going to be in Gojek
you're saying Gojek of course I know where that is
books
yeah so I'll be literally like two hours away from you and I have a car.
So I definitely am coming.
Yo, Alex, you said she's going to be like two hours away from you when she has a car.
I have a car already.
I can go ahead and make like, I can introduce you to her again.
I don't know if you remember her or not.
We can go to Dead Sea.
Fethiye?
Fethiye?
I moved out here because I love her.
Fethiye Dead Sea.
Hold on, Alex.
Let me just tell her this real quick.
I don't think she can hear you.
Could you hear Alex?
I, I, well, Alex told me that if I sent a, uh, post a video, he's going to come here, but he didn't.
No, see, that's what the liar on stage said.
There was someone lying to you and saying that.
He never said that.
I'm the one that's with Alex.
Okay.
Are you in for that?
Bro, tell Momo I love her.
Hold on, Alex.
Give me a second, bro.
What'd you say? What'd you say? What Yo, bro, tell Momo I love her. Hold on, Alex. Give me a second, bro. What'd you say?
What'd you say?
What'd you say, Momo?
I didn't.
I don't remember right now.
I am so clusterfucked.
I can't believe Alex is from Turkey.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's waiting for you.
When did you say you were going?
There's no way.
When did you say you were going out there?
Don't do that to me. When did you say you were going? There's no way. When did you say you were going out there? Don't do that to me.
When did you say you were going out there?
Oh, like in...
I'd say I didn't buy my ticket, but in 10 days.
Yo, she's going in 10 days, bro.
Yo, tell her I'll meet her.
Can you hear him?
Can you hear him in the background?
What? Can you hear Alex? He said hear him in the background? What?
Can you hear Alex? He said he wants to meet you when you go.
Yeah, of course.
Why not?
So let's get it. Let's do this.
Oh, God.
So, oh, my God.
Gojek is the most...
Fethiye?
Fethiye? Yep, yep.
I told you.
Yeah, Fethiye, that's where I'm gonna bring you
To Dead Sea
Oh my god, it's the best
Tell her I wanna take her to Antalya
Antalya? Okay, let's go to Antalya
Yo, she said let's go
Yeah, she wants to go, Alex
I have another summer house in Alanya
Oh dude, she's got another summer house
In Alanya
Oh, I fucking love that place.
Yeah.
Can you hear them?
Yeah, I can.
Clearly?
I don't have to put the phone on wide spectrum?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, dude, this is awesome.
Testa, Testa, Olanya.
It's a beautiful, beautiful house that my mom and my dad made together.
I was not part of it i was just
not even probably here in the world so like yeah we can go to dead sea we can go to go jack we can
go to chanakkale chanakkale there's like another house in uh alanya i think alanya is kind of like, you know, residential type of, like, I don't like it.
I love Betsy.
Fethiye.
Let's go to Fethiye or Yojek.
Yo, books.
Tell Mama I'll be there in like 20 minutes.
I am in Atlanta.
Oh, he thought you were here.
No, she's not here.
She's in Atlanta.
I'm going to get her ass over here.
I know.
I will.
I will.
I will.
No, Alex, she said she will.
Why are you in Turkey, by the way?
Because we have a huge economical crisis and everything is fucked?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Do I have an answer?
That's what we do.
We were in America.
The problem with America is America, it's like $250 to get some pussy.
In Turkey, we're spending $40.
I see.
We're looking at it as
if we spend the $250,
we're getting
six times the amount.
Okay, yeah.
That's not even 250, we're spending
240.
$1 equals 40 Turkish Liras
right now. Yup, yup.
So, yeah, I get it.
yeah.
How about the, like, what do you think
about the Syrians and stuff like that?
The what?
Syrians?
They're fucking the place up.
Yeah, I know, right?
Yeah, I'm definitely bringing you the best places ever.
And, like, I have so many connects, so many good co-connects.
Because it's coming from Peru to Madison.
Madison has a ship port and Madison is near to Antalya.
So we're getting the pure.
Yo, Brooks, I just made a few lines.
Come sniffing.
Hold on.
Give me two minutes.
She's explaining something to me.
What was that?
So we have a port
We have a like
You know they're shipping
Cocoa leaves from Peru to Marston
Do you know Marston?
Get out of here
So you're saying they got that fish scale out there?
Yeah so for Marston
They're distributing to everywhere
But if you're closer to Marston
They're not really cutting in
So you're getting the purest
one from
Ontario because Marston, Ontario
doesn't have any that much of a
distance.
You really get a
huge motherfucking rock.
I'm like, that's coming from
Peru.
Can you hook me up with this guy right
now or we gotta wait for you to get here?
Yeah, I can hook you up.
I can actually hook you up.
Do you know how to speak Turkish?
Of course.
Yeah.
Now, let me tell you something.
Hold on, hold on,
I'm about to walk into a store. Give me a second, okay. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm about to walk into a store.
Give me a second, okay?
Hold on, hold on.
I'm about to walk into a store.
Give me a second, okay?
Sir, can I get... yes to yo what does this say yogurt Adana yes can I have one I I run
Iran the the milk yes sir and um can I please order three kebab? Oh, that's a lot.
Okay.
And I'll take two.
What is this?
Sigari Boregi?
Get a buddy.
Yes.
Can I get this?
And two Borek.
Okay, thank you, sir.
Hold on.
I'm walking out the store.
It's really loud in here, guys.
Hold on, okay?
Let me mute my mic.
I can't, but no.
That's never, ever loud.
My bad, yo. Sorry about that, guys. I can't believe. No, that's never, ever. My bad, yo.
Sorry about that, guys.
It's fucking loud in there.
That would never happen.
They got music loud as hell in there and shit.
We don't need reggaeton in fucking anywhere.
What was that?
Reggaeton.
That was not reggaeton.
That was like Turkish music.
No, that was.
You want me to walk back in the store?
Hold on. I'll walk back in.
Give me a second.
Which part was Turkish?
Is that... Yes Hold on, let me get out of this so it's so fucking loud in here.
Holy shit, it's loud in there.
Let me put my phone on voice isolation.
Was that reggaeton or Turkish music?
Bring me to the moon, he said.
Huh?
Bring me to the moon.
Bring me to the moon?
What the fuck kind of shit is this?
But it definitely wasn't reggaeton.
Now do you believe that we're in Turkey?
Yes.
I mean, do you not hear what the store is playing over here?
Yeah, I know it's that. It's my friend from Ankara.
Yo, Bucks, hurry up. I'm hungry.
Hold on, Alex. God damn.
This guy, man.
This guy. Never be
patient.
He hired me to come here and
get his coffee in the morning, get his
food for him.
I honestly
apologize that I got
psyoped, but it was the first
time.
You know what?
They don't want us Turkish people getting along. That's what it is. They don't want us Turkish people getting along.
That's what it is.
They don't want us Turkish people to get along.
Why not?
I don't know.
This place is like Syria.
All the Syrians are all over the place.
Fucking this place up.
They're trying to fucking steal my photo camera while I was walking.
Yeah, they're trying to steal my Solana, my Bitcoin, and my ETH.
Syrians don't even have internet.
They don't.
How the fuck do they do that?
They don't even have electricity, dude.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't know, man.
I'm kind of not happy as a Turkish person.
I'm not happy with Syrians.
If they could have just come to our country and, like, work like a human being, like, everyone.
I agree, dude.
Yo, if, like, sometimes I feel like, you know what I feel like?
I feel like they could have just went to, like, Idaho or some shit.
You know?
How is Idaho, like, what is it like?
Like, I thought about it before
you know if we take all the syrians and we put them in like the middle of nowhere
we could give them like the desert you know it's like one for one
i'm definitely agreeing with same with these israelis right we put them all in the desert
yeah they can go fuck each other in harmony and we'll be in peace. Yeah, like, it's crazy.
I mean, this is a great strategy.
Who didn't think of that before?
Crazy.
Nobody had to.
I think we should make a strategic plan to sign up our stupid fucking president to accomplish this mission.
You won't believe what happened to me.
What?
I was shopping. There's a mall over there
in Istanbul. Like a really
nice mall.
I'm shopping. I put my vape down
for 10 seconds and trust me, my vape was
crusty and it smelled like kebab.
I'm serious.
And some Syrian
fucking took it.
Took it and smoked it and
like... Well, I'll tell you, it was like
five Turkish guys and one Syrian
around, but you know what that means. That means
the one Syrian took it.
I mean, Turkish
people are motherfuckers. Nah, but
they're not gonna take a smelly vape, you know?
No, they will take it, but they will not bring it back.
What the hell?
Like, they will take it.
They will steal it.
No, you said that it was smelling like kebab, you said?
What was that?
You said it smelled like kebab.
Yeah, like my vape smelled like kebab like i had just eaten
some kebab somebody actually smoked it and then brought like literally left it right there correct
and then left right yeah so turkish people don't do that we still we don't bring it back.
Syrians don't do that too.
So I think there's a complication. No, they didn't bring it back.
So how the fuck would you know that it smelled like kebab?
No, from me.
Like I ate kebab and I'm smoking this vape
and then I put it down for a second and someone stole it.
They stole a vape that smelled like kebab.
My bad. Yeah. Okay, I understood it. Well, you know. and someone stole it they stole a vape that's not like kebab my bad yeah okay
i understood it well you know and garlic too it's not like garlic too oh that means they eat month
yeah they have to have been eating uh the aaron with the with the garlic in it
yeah turkish dumplings with yogurt and like garlic.
Yeah.
Yeah, lahmacun.
Yeah, lahmacun and pide and all that stuff.
All that stuff, yeah.
I can't eat lahmacun more than one.
Like my friends eat it like
three or four. I'm like, you guys are motherfucking
young darthals.
I once got locked up
and I wanted to eat Lahmah Jun so bad.
Oh my god.
I folded it up.
I boofed it up my ass and I went into jail
and I took it out and ate it.
You think I'm joking? That's a true story.
It was Kuro was with me that day,
actually. You remember that shit, Kuro?
He's the one that gave me the idea.
Vaguely.
Okay, so what was the reason that you wanted to do?
Can I know?
Oh, dude, so you cannot tell nobody about this.
I'm not.
Like, seriously, like, I genuinely want to laugh.
So I'm really obsessed
with Turkish dessert.
Okay, which one?
You cannot make
fun of me.
I'm not going to.
But when you say
you cannot make fun of me, I start
laughing.
No, like...
I'm obsessed with Helva. You cannot make fun of me. I started laughing. It's just like... No, like... Okay.
I'm obsessed with Helva.
Really?
Yeah.
I have really good Helva.
So, me and my friend, we robbed the Helva spot at gunpoint.
We were down and out.
We were broke.
I swear to God.
Like, I went up to the cashier and I said,
give me two helvas with vanilla ice cream.
And he's going for the register to grab me money.
And I said, no, I want the food.
And he gives us the food. And stupid us, we put the guns away and we start eating instead of running out of there with the food and the cops came while we were eating it.
And they arrested us.
That is so not Turkey.
Uh-uh, uh-uh.
It was in America.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
No, I wouldn't do this in Turkey because it's so cheap yeah it's so cheap
out there you know i don't need to stick them up but they wanted 20 bucks for each ice cream here
Helva is it on the top of the pan? cream and it tastes like it melts in your mouth.
Yeah, my roommate just verified it. Yep.
Now, there's a place in Turkey called Helvati Ali.
It's really good over there.
You got to go to that one.
What part of Turkey?
It's all over the place.
Helvati Ali.
There's like thousands of them.
Dude, I make the best Helva because the cooking part.
Who's that, your friend?
What?
That was your friend talking?
Who's talking?
You were talking to someone before.
Oh, yeah, my roommate.
Your roommate?
How she looks.
Send me some nudes of her.
Let me see if she looks good oh my god she is around 43 years oh perfect our age she's our age alex
get the fuck out of here book she's 43 through yeah bro do not sorry about that huh saving so
many lives every day. What was that?
She's a nurse. She's in it's my type of girl. Yeah, yeah, give me some nudes or let me see in the DMS
I am not going to baby. I will send
Other nudes if you would like no no other
Do you want my name? No, no, I don't. I want to see your friend, what she looks like.
Oh, my God, no.
I am never going to ever do that.
Never disrespect her.
I, I, oh, my God, she, no, she got sick too many times.
And now, like, I'm kind of, like, scared that she's going to, oh, my God.
Oh, she's sick?
She's, um, so she's catching so many things from the hospital and...
From being a nurse?
Yeah.
Fuck.
Yeah, yeah, unfortunately.
Well, when you're a nurse, you deal with...
What do you deal with?
Sickness.
Yeah, so where's the sickness coming from?
You know the word sick in Turkish.
You know what it means?
Hosta.
Like Kura texted me.
He said, I want a sick.
Kura texted me and said, I want a sick Momo.
What does that mean?
That means like
akıl hastası.
Akıl hastası.
Mental disease. That's what it means.
No, that's not what it means.
What's the exact meaning of it?
He said, yo, Brooks, tell Momo
I want a sick her.
Okay.
I want a sick her. I... I want a sick momo.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
I want a sick momo.
I want a sick momo.
I want a sick momo.
I want a sick momo.
I want a sick momo.
I want a sick momo.
But okay. Does sick. With? Call the sick. But, okay.
Doesn't sick mean fuck?
Sick doesn't mean...
What's the word for fuck then?
Sick means dick.
Sick means dick.
Oh, no.
Kura, what the fuck kind of message was that?
Yes.
How do you say fuck then?
If you will kill, it means I will fuck you.
I want to normal as a sick. A story story. No. say fuck then? If I will, I mean I will fuck you.
No, like if you want me to be sick. What does
siktir git means?
Hayatımı siktir means
fuck my life.
that means fuck the universe.
Oh yeah, it means fuck my life. You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, pal. fuck the universe. Oh yeah, it means fuck my life.
You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, pal.
You're right.
Yeah.
This is not working.
I can't want to drink it. I can't wait to smoke the spliff with you in Turkey. When are you going to be here?
Maximum like 10 days.
Can you try to speed it up?
Because we want to see you.
Wait, so books and... Let me get the...
Books, Alex, and we got our friend Izzati with us.
I don't know if you've ever met him.
In Istanbul.
In Istanbul, yes.
That is unbelievable.
Well, crypto is just so big here and we decided to come here.
But my parents live here.
How?
Why Turkey?
Because Turkey is the best, dude.
I mean, listen, it was a whole lot better with Ataturk in charge.
Right? dude. I mean, listen, it was a whole lot better with Ataturk in charge, right? Now you've got Erdogan turning this place into freaking Saudi Arabia, ruining it. Yes. You know, everything was
just getting good. You know, they were just allowing gays and shit to parade the streets and now you know he's ruining it um uh i i got i got plastic uh i i got bb guns i got
you know my own how many bb guns you got um i got two plastic gun hits on my spine
I got two plastic gun hits on my spine.
Plastic gauntlets on your spine?
Yeah.
Gezi protestosu.
Do you know, guys?
2000.
Oh, from a protest?
Yeah, the Gezi.
Yeah, like you went out there, you were standing up for the gays and all that, right?
No, we were actually burning everything.
We were just
being fucking
degens. Oh, you were like
Antifa in that bitch.
Yeah.
Copy, copy.
Listen, don't say too much.
Don't say too much.
Start listening.
They can listen all they want. No, no.
Gender must listening.
Whoever the fuck listens, hear me out my own cup hit me with a plastic gun uh and apparently the after the pain i couldn't breathe and then uh when i woke up i was in jail
and then i pretended like i was an American and I showed my American passport.
I got out immediately.
And then you know what I did?
I went to ITU, which is Istanbul Technical University, where we actually built our own hospital,
like our own, you know know first aid place I after I woke up like I just said
that I'm an American citizen I was just there I was not doing anything but I was
doing so many things and you know what I was doing actually at the time every
everywhere I was just putting two dots and a smile
face.
That's all I was doing.
I was just
literally...
So you thought you were Columbo out there,
pretty much.
I'm sorry? You thought you were Columbo
out there.
What does that mean?
Like the guy that was up here with the PFP was like a
smiley face.
Yeah, something like that.
That's
that's stolen valor.
Yeah, that guy
probably. That is stolen valor.
You know that
five kids died? Like, kids.
I'm talking about children.
Yes. I'm talking about children yes has no idea what the
fuck is going on have you seen Momo our Momo oh there's another moment I just
pinned him to the top zoom in that's Momo the first character how cute is he um
just so mean
yeah that's the Momo
that's what
life did
how cute is that thing
so cute I love it
I love it
with the
Mickey Mouse.
What do you think of Momo's two friends next to him?
They're cute, too.
Why is it blurry, the other one?
The third Momo when we...
Sorry, not third Momo, but the third character next to Momo.
I like that.
The third one that's blurry.
He kind of looks like you.
Really?
Yep.
Inspired by the video of you in the pool.
It's just...
If you guys come over, any...
You guys have American citizenship.
Like, get a fucking...
We're not leaving Turkey.
You're not in Turkey?
No, we're not leaving Turkey.
You're not leaving Turkey.
I was like, oh my god, that was all a lie.
No, we plan to stay here until they legalize gay marriage.
I don't think that's gay marriage.
Do you know Azadi?
Azadi.
Because someone has told me that that's Azadi's pool.
That you're smoking the spliff in.
Azadi?
And he told me he was having a really hot girl come over.
So I'm going to be a little jealous if that's his pool.
Azadi, is that your pool?
I thought it was I thought it was my pool for a second. Definitely do you see how hot the girl
is smoking the spliff because you told me you were gonna have a hot girl smoking weed in your pool
and I'm looking at that like a lot is adding up here. All right.
You know, I thought it was my pool.
Definitely thought it was my pool.
And then I realized there was no palm trees.
And then I was like, oh, that's not my place.
It's literally, it's where I grew up.
Momo.
Yeah, what's up?
You like to swim in the pool?
Yeah, I love, I love, love, love.
I swim every day, Momo.
I mean, I love to see better.
You'd rather swim in the ocean?
Yeah.
Ocean's too cold.
Oh, yeah, I'm scared.
I thought you said the sea.
Yeah, yeah, sea.
I love the sea.
So in the sea, not the ocean? No, yeah. Okay, got it. I love the sea. So in the sea, not the ocean?
No, yeah.
Okay, got it.
I love lake.
I love lamp.
I love lamp too.
It gives electricity, yes.
Do you know the movie Luca?
Luca.
Luca, L-U-C-A.
You look like Uncle Ugo in Luca So it's like
It's a Pixar one
Yes, you look like Uncle Ugo a little bit
I ain't gonna lie to you
But they managed
To look like humans
Yes, okay
Nomo, we fucking love you
Yo, I gotta say It's entertaining every time you show up Yes. Yes, okay. Momo, we fucking love you, yo.
I gotta say, it's entertaining every time you show up.
I didn't know.
I didn't know any of this.
Guys, don't really think that I'm popular or anything like that.
This is all a fucking show.
I don't know why they're doing it.
Maybe the sinners are going up.
Maybe because I have one-on-one from mech fly. I'm not really sure but I didn't know
Like why wouldn't you guys tell me that?
You are in Turkey now. You're saying that like you could know we are in Turkey
You are in sir. You are in Turkey?
We are in Turkey, yes.
Why didn't you DM me, at least?
We didn't know.
Yeah, I also look like a turkey, but that's not...
Yeah.
Azadi's in Turkey, too.
That's why he said, like, that cannot be his pool.
Turkey.
Yeah.
Azadi's place is in Ant uh, in Antalya.
That's why it said palm trees.
For sure.
So great.
I used to work in...
I used to be...
They called me digital transformation.
Yo, real quick, between us, don't repeat this and all.
Can you get us good heroin out here?
What is that? Can you get us good heroin out here? What is that?
Can you get us good heroin out here when you come?
You guys might call it heroin.
Dude, that's kind of thing.
Do you know, honestly, or is it just coke?
I know hashish places, yeah.
How about some opiates?
No, we don't do that.
We've got our other friend that's visiting us in Turkey, too.
He's about to come up right now.
Trev, I haven't introduced you to him.
You might really like him, actually.
Kurok, can you get Trev up here?
Trev?
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, Trev, when are you going to be back in Turkey with us?
Back in Turkey?
Yeah, bro.
What the fuck?
I never went to Turkey.
You were in Turkey with me and Alex two days ago, bro.
What are you talking about?
Oh, yeah.
My bad.
I do this jet lag and those.
Dude.
I don't know.
All that.
Yo, I know.
I know, dude.
It's been crazy, bro.
Yeah, I mean, maybe soon.
I'm not going to lie.
That'd be fun.
Yeah, man.
We'd love to have you back.
Have you met Momo?
Momo is a longtime supporter of my old project,
and I think she's a supporter of my new project, so yes.
I am.
I'm a really...
Shout out Momo.
But Momo, you already love Trev.
I fucking love Trev.
So you gotta come hang out with Trevizati and Shillin and Books.
Duh.
Like,
and like everywhere we want the Turkey is whatever you want.
Like me.
Casa,
su casa.
But I really want to swim in that sea with you guys.
What in dead sea.
Yes.
Yeah,
we do too.
What does that mean?
The dead sea.
Remember Trev,
when you were here, we went for that walk and I pointed out the, the sea and I was like, dude, we do too. What does that mean? The Dead Sea. Remember, Trev, when you were here,
we went for that walk and I pointed out
the sea and I was like, dude, we gotta have an
orgy with a really hot Web3.
Yo! Remember that?
That's it.
I remember that.
He's like, what up?
Trev, you're down here
right now and I need you to bring it up to here.
My fault. I'm smoking right now and I need you to bring it up to here. My fault.
I'm smoking right now.
I'm smoking the ganja.
Bro, you need to smoke the other thing, man.
I know, yeah.
The box, the bubbles.
Exactly, that's what I've been thinking.
Yo, you've been killing it, dog.
For real.
I'm so proud of you, dog.
Appreciate you, bro.
Yo, your shit is funny as fuck, man.
Yo, you deserve, dog, to really fucking make it.
Yeah.
Hey, we're trying, bro.
We're trying.
Fuck all these other people, bro.
Because of your genuinity and your transparency.
That motherfucker is funny, y'all.
Nobody can be trapped ever again.
Trev is trapped.
It is pretty coded, bro.
I appreciate y'all.
Yeah, I don't know if you guys saw my new challenge,
but I am committing a felony every single day
until my coin hits one billion market cap.
So it's going to be pretty interesting.
I was going to ask you about that.
Yeah.
I didn't want to get off of the Momo topic, but...
I was going to ask you about that.
I'll pin it up to the Jumbotron just for anyone curious, bro,
and if anyone wants to go watch it and like it or retweet it,
I would appreciate it.
What's up, Azadi?
But what was yesterday's felony?
Yeah, drinking and driving.
Wow.
Yeah.
Now, listen, I live in Turkey,
so I don't know the laws in America.
Right?
Yeah.
So, but
Momo, I think Momo would be concerned
as well as I, that your
marketing strategy could be short-lived.
I think it might be good, bro.
I like Ali. It's gonna be funny.
He's not going to shoot in somebody.
If he gets arrested,
does the market cap pump?
Yes.
Devcoin's locked, bro.
Send it.
Send that bitch, bro.
It's going up.
Yeah, each time he gets locked up.
If he gets locked up,
does the community pull the other bond?
They should.
Oh, my God.
I think it sends.
I'm not going to lie.
I think that's like a generational meme coin right there where it's like, bro, this kid just got locked up.
Meme coin fucking can't sell.
Send this.
Would you fuck that homeless lady on that mattress?
Yeah.
See, that homeless lady.
Yeah.
That butthole was too dirty, bro.
Like, it was actually gross.
Bro, you do.
You're ready?
I'm going to teach you what to do.
Three condoms, saran wrap, and baby oil. Three to do. Three condoms, saran wrap and baby oil.
Three condoms.
Three condoms, saran wrap and baby oil, and a nylon garbage bag.
Yeah.
On top of everything.
Yeah, a garbage bag.
Yo, you want a viral thing?
I got you.
You ready?
This is something out of the fucking vault.
What I want you to do is manufacture a sandpaper condom.
And then convince someone to have sex
with you while using the sandpaper condom.
That's a fucking...
Yeah, that sounds
pretty interesting, right?
It sounds terrible, but...
That sounds like an interesting way to punish a stripper.
It definitely would be...
If you made a video like, here's how I made a sandpaper condom
and the opening clip is
and there's blood
and then you rewind, how do we get here?
There should not be blood.
A sandpaper condom
to the butt, there's going to be blood.
Momo, let me ask you a question.
Would you do it with Trev?
Yes.
Hey, yo.
What's that?
Would you volunteer mama I
Think my mode is not it. She's she's speech. I think she would do it. I think she would do it
I think she would go with a lower grade sandpaper
Interesting, oh it depends on the grid, right? Yeah.
My best mentor is sure of the eyes. I'm going to start to show my name with WebKit.
And Axiom or Zesty, we didn't really figure out yet.
But if you have VIP access, I can show you my toes.
Whoa.
Yeah.
It's that easy.
We love Momo, bro.
That's like, I just, I think I figured it out.
We fucking love Momo.
I think I figured out that I fucking love you.
Fuck you, evil plan.
Like, if you're listening anywhere possible, that was, like, the shittiest fucking Cy-op ever.
Like, if we would have been friends long, long time ago, we could have had a supernova.
We could have been in, like, Endromeda right now.
We could have had a ba-
Yeah, we're getting rugged.
Right.
We're definitely getting rugged.
Why do you think we're getting rugged?
Because I can tell.
But the positive thing is, I get to meet the Captain Stewart.
I get to meet...
The Captain Stewart. I get to meet the captain Stewart.
I get to meet you.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
We're not.
The motherfuckers.
The motherfuckers.
Wait, wait.
Fuck you, you.
What the hell?
Is it everyone?
Uh, new block.
Ooh.
Summer, summer, summer. Is it everywhere? Noob blockchain. Damn, it's the whole space.
Testing, testing.
Oh, wow.
Let me ask you a question.
What crime are you committing to Mark?
My ballot question.
Might be good to just bounce some of these ideas off.
Azadi, you know?
Make sure you ain't getting in trouble.
Let me ask you a question.
Do you intend on taking a flight
and getting into an altercation anytime soon?
I'm glad somebody left.
Alright, Trev is kind of here, but not here.
My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
Dude, I'm fucking...
I had to wash my hands real quick,
and it's because I'm drinking and I'm smoking and all that shit.
Right.
So...
What crime do you intend on committing tomorrow?
Yeah, I'm fucking
doing arson.
You see, like,
what the right
answer is, is like, I don't know,
because it's not premeditated.
No, I'm fucking committing arson tomorrow.
You guys are gonna fucking see it, and I'm posting it
online. You guys are gonna fucking love it.
Yeah, Kura, Kuro, Kuro.
And just like that, Kuro, you have to delete it.
Let's fucking go, baby.
Listen, guys, listen.
If it takes me going to jail or creating heinous crimes for my coin to reach a billion in my community
to fucking get money off me doing stupid shit that's what i'm
gonna goddamn do all right i'm gonna do the stupidest shit to grow my community to get people
on pump fund we're gonna go absolutely fucking crazy i live for this shit all right i got it
you know you're up 29 on the day they like your campaign listen everyone is gonna love my campaign
bro even if i go to jail they're gonna fucking love it when i come out they're gonna love it
even more because i'm gonna be a felon doing more felons, right? So it's gonna be even crazier.
So they're gonna love it. I think it's amazing. You know what's crazy? I was a felon for a very long time
until like a month ago, and I'm no longer a felon.
Well, you should become a felon. We should make a video and try becoming a felon.
Six months ago, and then I have six months left.
The judge said, I don't want to see your
motherfucking face for one year.
Did he say it like that? Did he say motherfucker with a
Word to word.
When he said it, was he holding his hand sideways?
I don't
really recall. I was just
like,
okay, sir.
Yeah, definitely.
So, yeah.
I'm trying not to kill people, so that's why I don't go out.
Yeah, right?
Motherfuckers.
I really...
There's some motherfuckers out there.
Nothing.
We're like...
There's sometimes there be some motherfuckers in here.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, there's motherfuckers everywhere, but I'm a motherfucker too.
And two motherfuckers can't really be on the same stage.
Two motherfuckers don't make a right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, you know, I noticed that there's less motherfuckers in Turkey.
That's why we're out here.
There's a lot of motherfuckers in Turkey.
Oh, damn.
Whoa.
But not like America.
America is like... Alright, whatever.
Car chase. GTA, we get it.
Oh, my God.
My friend is
using an
Indian motorcycle
and there is
lightnings coming down.
I hope he can make it.
Mama.
White fucking bikers, man.
Fucking hate it.
They're like too white.
They're whiter than I am.
Mama.
You saw how white I am you saw how white white I am
momo breb is like not white at all mama what's up baby do you have a white power
tattoo white power tattoo oh my god I was gonna get playboy today, but I'm gonna get it tomorrow. I couldn't get an appointment.
Like the bunny?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
I will have black eyes.
Mama?
Gypsy paint.
Mama?
What's up, baby?
Do you have a OnlyFans I can subscribe to?
I do.
Yeah, I'll be your number one subscriber.
Momo, do you have any pornos of yourself that I can watch?
any pornos of yourself that I can watch I actually had in tumblr excapades all
right I definitely need to get involved these um can we get you on a Playboy
magazine yeah I do I do what do you like? More like fetish?
Oh, everything about you.
And when you call me baby, it just drives me crazy.
Can we get a Momo and Trev video if Trev ever goes to Atlanta?
Yeah.
Is Trev close to Atlanta?
Atlanta, baby.
ATL, bitch.
I really think a Momo. Trev, bro,
I'm telling you, bro.
You do a video with Momo.
I will kiss Trev without.
That's why he's not going to go, Momo.
You can't tell him that,
Momo. You got to say,
I will stay away from Trev.
I'll do something like the homeless lady
on the mattress. You understand?
And Trev's going to want to do the video.
Yeah, Trev is my major customer.
No, seriously, Trev, if you had, like, every teeth of yours, I wouldn't like you.
Just because you have that one tooth.
Well, that makes me feel happy.
At least I'm not ugly without the missing tooth, right?
Thank you, Momo.
No, seriously, I fucking love you.
Very kind.
No, like...
Awesome moment.
Seriously.
You have the fucking balls to say I don't have one tooth and I'm gonna say this and that You're breaking the fourth wall and you know how much it feels so good
I think everyone should go raid and like and repost that that video me committing a felony because
You know, I did it for you guys entertainment and committing felonies and also to pump your bags
So go buy trench coin and uh, yeah, go fucking read that post bro. I love y'all
Yo, I already hit it before you came in here
Yes, yes, he shot out a zotti bro be like a zotti bro
That's already raiding before I even have to ask you bro. Shout out to him, bro
Fucker, I retweeted that shout out. Yeah, and books. Yes, these are goats. Yeah, be like Azadi bro That's already raiding before I even have to ask you bro Shout out to him bro
I retweeted that shout out
Shout out to them bro
Anyone that hasn't already, that hasn't shown love bro
Go show some love
You deserve it dog
I think Trev should buy
Motion too bro
The thing I love about Trev is that Trev is
I'm sending Trev motion
I'm sending Trev is that Trev is I'm sending Trev motion. I'm sending Trev emotion.
I appreciate you all, bro.
The thing I love about this kid is he went viral
in Web 2, yo.
He had M60 and
The treadmill.
The AR on the treadmill.
That's a goat, bro.
Yeah, I tried doing that on Pumpkin, but they don't allow
any guns on Pumpkin anymore, so I can only
do it on Twitter. That's gay.
No! Come on, Zesty.
Zesty, let's go. Let's go, Zesty,
baby. People don't get
that video and why I think it's so funny,
but it's like, it really is the best thing.
Best thing ever.
Because all them little
kids, yo, on all the social media
platforms are gonna fucking engage with that shit.
He really fucking painted his face.
I was dying.
Momo, what are some things you would do to Trev if you had the opportunity?
Yeah, would you want to touch him?
Definitely make him blow a glass.
Like, while he's in the pool.
Like some artisan shit?
Like fucking glass blowing?
Or like, you mean meth?
And everything.
You know?
Did you mean, wait, wait.
He's gonna blow some glass like meth?
Or he's gonna make like a fucking...
Like glass in the pool.
Just like I smoke weed.
The same way.
Oh, you want him to hold a little tinfoil and get after it?
Before and after Momo.
Before or after the arson.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's going to be blowing glass, so it's more interesting.
Yeah. You know, dude, I don't know't know how many guys know who like chit is from from fucking tiktok but she is more and more like
the female chit the more i listen yeah yeah all right back to it. Female shit? Best shit, bro. No, shit, shit, shit.
Anyway.
The guy with like the 70s haircut and stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
I love that guy.
He's like a secret badass, but he's very chill.
He's just like, yeah.
Yeah, I would definitely fuck Jim Morrison right now, right here.
Wow.
Bringing Jim Morrison into it, I liked it.
Oh my god.
Seriously, like.
Oh my god.
I would rape him right now.
Would you lick his
asshole after he takes a shit?
Huh?
Would you lick
Jim Morrison's asshole
post-defecation?
What about me?
Shill and villain said, What about me? Shillin' Villain
said, what about him?
Would you do it at the same time?
Would you go cheek to cheek?
I would go with Shillin' Villain.
Okay.
What if it was a two girls, one cup,
but in this case, two
legends, one Momo?
Now, wait, Alex.
I'm going to choose Bark Mehta
for that.
Roman, you know what's sad?
It's, like, there's another 40 people in the listeners
that are also falling for that.
By the way.
Are you talking to me
or are you talking to the other Roman?
No, Roman.
The other Roman
because he keeps laughing
every time.
Yeah, because he actually believes that,
you know?
I know.
I don't know.
But there's another 40 people
that might actually believe it too.
That's the fucked up part.
I think so too, yeah.
Yeah. There might be like three on stage that believe it too that's the fucked up part i think so too yeah yeah there might be like three on stage believe it like magneto and that one on stage only magneto that might be yeah i looked at
the stage books i was like i think it's just magneto bro it's just magneto you know what i'm
talking about r Rom? Yeah.
Like you were hearing it the whole time?
Yeah, I was listening, but only broke up when I connected.
No, like you were hearing it for like the last 30 minutes, 45 minutes?
Yeah, yeah.
There's definitely a bunch of people, right, that are like, wow.
Yeah, I picked up the first time, but I'm surprised you know how many people haven't Yeah
Yeah
Momo, we fucking love you
How you doing?
You want to see something crazy, Momo?
I'm crazy, Momo.
Momo, you want to see something crazy?
Momo, you want to see something crazy?
I need everybody that loves Momo to spam the hundred in the hearts
and show her how much we love her.
Look at the space, Momo.
Look at all the people that love you.
And your name is Momo
And your name is Momo.
Look at all those hearts
They love you Momo
They all freaking love you queen
And that video of you in the pool
Sexy fucking video
We spoke before Momo
Like a few months ago
Your father was having some troubles
And he said he was having problems sleeping as well
How's he sleeping now?
I think she dipped up
She's a listener now. Yeah
Right, rugged out got a phone call or something
Like I dropped off a bag. Well, what's traffic gonna do tomorrow thoughux? What do you think the felony is going to be tomorrow?
I don't know, but I'm going to support that shit.
It's arson.
But I told him he shouldn't be premeditatively fucking telling people what he's doing.
That's another charge.
That's true, but this space is going to be deleted.
I'm going to be real with all y'all, and I made that shit clear without Trev here.
Yo, fuck all them pump-fun faggots and all them wannabe Trevs on there, bro.
Trev is the one that I'm fucking riding with.
Well, are there a lot of copycats now?
They're all fucking trying to be him, bro.
They got fucking old men trying to be him.
They're trying to be him, and it's cringy as fuck.
It doesn't work.
Bro, even, like, they made some promo video with him.
Yo, the promo video was whack until you saw Trev in the video tell me i'm fucking wrong are we talking about the guys the other day
correct the ones that keep coming because they can't get no clout otherwise yo trev i think i
got like fucking i don't know what was going on but some people were putting out the bat signal
and i i came in like i don't know how long these guys were here, like a WWE tag team wrestler to the stage and gave those boys
the fucking blues up here.
Gay as hell, bro.
Zadi, I told one of them I was going to pull up to the house in LA, you know, fucking LA in a fucking bee and be out there like fucking Brad Pitt and Troy
looking for the
older brother and be like
the bomb is moving to Vegas
and it's knuckleheads
like that that are going to get the wrong idea
about coming over here for content
and I'm going to have to net gun them
I can't wait for it bro I I'm going to have to net gun them.
Can't wait for it, bro.
I will net gun them.
I thought about it too, just to be a deal.
You know how they try to gatekeep on here and fuck with smaller accounts on here?
I swear to God, I thought about it.
I thought of calling all the casinos
and saying I'm not coming there anymore
because I'm scared to come there
because these people are in Vegas
and get them banned from filming content or going to any fucking casino in Vegas.
Like, I really thought about it, bro.
Like, I want to fucking destroy them.
Just like they tried destroying me, Alex, Bark, and whoever the fuck I was around in the past.
All that gatekeeping shit y'all did on here, I'm going to do that shit IRL.
That's rude.
By the way, by the way by the way
And then they cook I mean it's like
They'd have to stay whatever house they're at because they wouldn't be able to go anywhere
It's three is honestly three phone calls because MGM takes care of 50% of the strip actually like 70 now
MGM is 70% and then it's like two other phone calls and they're cooked vegas just up their jackpot threshold from 1200 to 2000 well i don't even like that
but the fact that they did what they did on this app and made it difficult on this app for
for a lot of people i don I don't like that shit.
You know what I don't like, and I like to keep it about the rich people?
What's up with your boy Alon, Trev?
Not breaking bread, you know what I'm saying?
You need to tell the motherfuckers, you need to tell that 22-year-old from Amsterdam that takes the Zoom call to break bread or fake dead, you know what I'm saying?
Listen, bro, you're telling me, I'm honestly, I've just been from behind the scene just explaining to them i'm not i'm not coming to directly to them i've been explaining to everyone like i was
just on pump on live streams talking like the vine guy like talking to some other people
i requested i was just like explaining to them about trader capital markets in the future
and uh yeah i'm just honestly because they see it they see it and i'm waiting for them to just
reach out to me and be like bro we need you because their site is is looking very sorry
bro i feel like you are gonna get like adan ross is gonna really fucking like you i think
if he doesn't already but he's gonna like you loves me bro that's the homie he already follows
like that guy's gonna fucking really, really fucking fuck with you.
And all the other big dudes in the streaming game are gonna fucking take you, bro.
And take you in and fucking...
One thousand percent, bro.
The other dudes are cringy, bro.
Dude, and the thing is because they're not actual content creators, right?
They're just some fucking crypto Twitter people that trade charts.
They don't actually entertain. I've been doing content for eight years and before
crypto Twitter I was reaching viral levels of fucking people right so I've
already been doing it and coming into crypto is like yo I can just do it in a
different space now and all these people they're just stuck in this space they've
never been outside of a different space or created viral content so it's like
for them it does come off cringy like you're saying because they've never really created content
before even the trader thing bro they ain't traders you're a better trader than them all of
us i don't even trade but yeah 100 these guys without copy traders and the fake pnls yep the
fake pnls the 300 people that they have as copy traders, bro, they ain't paying their rent every month, bro.
They're also scamming mad marketing out of all these projects, right?
That shit don't last long either.
Once they realize they ain't got no motion and nothing they touch pumps, again, like, yo, this shit is just a short fucking thread.
It's a short string.
It's a short rope for them and it ain't gonna last. Right? I ain't worried about those guys at all. I think you're gonna be the face of pump fun or the face of something a whole lot fucking bigger. Exactly, bro. I'm bolster back with you. Exactly, bro. The narrative I tell everyone, bro, like the narrative is I've been the most dedicated and the first person to kind of like start this narrative of pump fun live streams and shit like that
and I've been here for about a year
and if it doesn't mean something now
it will mean something eventually so
right now the prices are literally free on Trench
like everything that I push
is genuinely free like I still have mints going out
Magic Eat like
everything is fire bro so I'm really excited for the future
you broke
the fourth wall that's all I'm really excited for the future. You broke the fourth wall.
And that's all I'm going to say.
Because everybody's like, we used to call like autismo, retardio.
Like they used to just say like, oh, I'm going to open a lawsuit.
I'm like, who the fuck are you to tell?
What the fuck are you saying?
Maybe I'm autistic myself.
You don't know. Maybe I'm'm autistic myself. You don't know.
Maybe I'm retarded myself.
You don't know.
These words are like
nothing to us.
I'm brain dammit.
I'm non-diagnosed.
I cannot be diagnosed by any doctors.
So, what the fuck?
But we are all humans.
Have Asperger's.
Even if you have a tooth or not,
you can still see that
you're making money. You don't have to have
all fucking 32 or
fucking whatever the 28 tooth
that you have.
Yo, Momo, what are you high off of right now?
I am
Seriously, I'm all fucking smoking purple haze
And drinking
Tequila and doing coke
What are you doing?
Yeah, I'm just smoking and drinking
Oh shit
I'm just eating some caviar
with some creme fraiche.
Alright, bro. You don't need to flex on us.
Alright, bro. I'm eating a Kirkland
granola bar right now, my G.
I just did.
With some sparkling water.
Oh, yeah, I can.
Oh, Glob is here.
I think nobody knows this and all of a sudden I got popular because of a video. It's that simple to be popular I guess. If books chill something, oh my god, it's gonna be in new york times tomorrow or wall street journal
cool
why is what was spark meta doing you guys are like bermuda triangle of crypto twitter
cheese and rice. Peanut butter and jelly fat.
Peanut butter and jelly fat.
Peanut butter and jelly.
Peanut butter and jelly.
Peanut butter and jelly.
I'm watching
Benjamin Franklin's
That was John Adams.
No, I'm watching Benjamin Franklin's
Somebody was fucking snorting rails in the back.
That's Glove.
Hey, Glove.
What's that?
Going crazy.
That's Bo Isati.
Jesus.
That was a strange vacuum.
That shit was fucking Snuffleupagus reincarnated.
Yeah.
Talk about hitting those slopes.
Yo, the best thing you could do is just get you a boba straw.
Don't even break anything up.
Just slam it on the counter one time and straight to the bag.
You know, they already using a boba straw in that house.
Yo, they using the paper towel roll.
Double nostril gang right there.
Sounding like a rhino.
1 a.m.
Paper towel roll?
This guy's on something.
Hold on.
At 1 a.m.
For me and Alex, it's 7 a.m. in Istanbul.
But I think for her, it's like 12 or 1.
i can't know this i'm 8 a.m actually i'm totally cooked and watching pbs
yo trev let me ask you a question yeah when you're not cooked and watching pbs
do you ever think about replacing that tooth that you're missing or is that not part of your brand
identity no i would never do that even like outside of this shit but i love it to be honest Do you ever think about replacing that tooth that you're missing, or is that not part of your brand identity?
No, I would never do that.
Even, like, outside of this shit, bro, I love it, to be honest.
God made me have it for a reason, bro.
And, like, I hated it at first, but now I love it.
And the only way I would fix it is if I go to Johnny Dang and I get a fucking pump-fun pill as the missing tooth.
I think that would be pretty cool.
No, the other tooth, I would never love it. And it wouldn't be permanent.'t be permanent it would be like it would be like a flipper where it could
come in and out I think that'll be badass but that's only I would fix it
that's like the only cool thing about it you know what I mean like a face tat
like you can't erase the face tat bro you got to keep it forever would you put
a little compartment in the pill see exactly Now we're talking. When you catch that F, it's going to be perfect
on your mugshot.
What do you mean? Yo, if you got arrested
with the flipper pill, right?
Would you try to pull a fast one
where you, like, when they make you go, ah,
you put your tongue over it, then you flip it down, and you go, ah,
again, I hope they don't see it, put your lip over it?
You know what I mean? I mean, if it
made me protect the pump fun
pill, I would.
But you gotta be quick with it.
You gotta put your tongue up and over, and then...
Hey, nah, nah, that sounds weird.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, no gay shit.
I'm saying you got the flipper tooth, right?
So you flip it up to your gums, and you gotta put your tongue to the top of your gums,
and be like, ah, see, I got nothing going on.
And then you gotta put it down in the regular position and open your mouth wide.
No homo, right?
But you've got to tuck your lip over the pill.
Sometimes they get the lady with the glove to check, yo.
I mean, it depends, yo.
It depends where you get locked up, man.
If they're fucking on point, bro, they'd be checking in your fucking gums and shit
with the glove.
Yeah, I know, because there's
lightnings and fucking storms and
hurricanes, and I think it's
going to be the end of, like, today.
It's not going to let me leave.
Trav, some real talk, man. Don't catch
no felony, bro. You don't need that shit,
dog. Nah, nah, nah. He knows what he's
doing, dog. Like, ever. Because I feel like I'm going to die. Yo, don't give no advice if You don't need that shit, dog. Nah, nah, nah. He knows what he's doing, dog. Like, ever.
Because I feel like I'm going to die.
Yo, don't give no advice if you don't make viral content.
Like, if you sound like that, you got to stay on mute, fam.
If you're driving an Indian, like, you have to.
I want to see Trev with two Molotov cocktails in the middle of a LA street takeover with like crazy people.
And he's like, King Kong ain't got nothing on me.
And he like smashes the Molotov cocktails right at his feet and just walks through it.
Like Tony Stark, when the bomb goes off in the first Iron Man, that right there.
And then he just says like, and he punches the cameraman.
And then just like all out braw and everybody rushes him and picks him up,
puts him on his shoulder, and they're like, trench, trench, trench warriors, trench.
Like, yeah, I just, it just came to me.
Azadi, it just came to me.
You know what?
Okay, so Lincoln, something Lincoln.
About your, about.
Lincoln Park?
He made the first
university for people
who cannot hear.
And so
they actually
closed the entire
university because they don't want
their dean to
not have like to they don't want a normal dean
i i couldn't really explain but they wanted a dean like a director of the school the president
of the school university for deaf people they school, university, for deaf people,
they want
their president to be deaf,
not a normal person.
For us, by us, right?
Yeah.
I can buy with that.
Why are you such a fucking redneck?
It's boo-foo.
Oh my god, these white people.
Bro, that's from the movie.
What?
By us, fuck you. buy us, fuck you.
Buy us, fuck you.
It's bullfoo.
Buy us, fuck you.
Oh yeah, good movie.
Do you want to watch it?
Bicycle.
Bicycle,icycle Bicycle
I want to ride my
So Trev we're going to get you some Molotov cocktails
I think that would be a good idea
That would be dope right
Yo true story
My neighbor had a Ferrari
And he's the only person on the block without a gate
Momo
He's like the president of The school team he's the president of um language
and the other who wanted to be the president of the fucking university didn't know what the
fuck to do because she doesn't know what sign language it was so fucking funny. Oh, my God. Momo, you want to hear a funny story?
Yes.
So my neighbor, he had a yellow Ferrari, right?
And he doesn't have a gate.
He's the only person on my block without a gate.
And then one day, somebody walked right into his driveway with a Molotov cocktail and threw it on his Ferrari.
Oh, my God.
I will kill.
That's fucking epic. That's something
I would do and I would do it even better. I would make
it burn and I would make him, I would make
his insurance and not give him money back
because I would make it look like he did it.
But it would, because he has a carport
over, so in his driveway
he parks under a little carport
right? Like, you know
his house extends over.
So it did, it burned his house too because the car went up in flames and like know his house extends over so it did it burned his house too
Because the car went up in flames and like the college house on fire
You're not gonna break it. You're not gonna burn it
You're gonna exactly did you see the Portuguese football football player that had an accident like three weeks ago?
What the Portuguese soccer player that had an accident like three weeks ago?
No, no cause brought down Spain and What? The Portuguese soccer player that had an accident like three weeks ago. No.
What happened?
No, he was driving down.
His pain.
And the car, one tire blew off like a Lamborghini.
You know, he was driving a Lamborghini.
A tire blew off.
The car came off the road.
He burned to a crisp and killed a guy and killed his brother.
Both of them died on the spot.
And the car, the car literally burned to a crisp.
It's a fucked up story, man
That's fucking crazy. Yeah
No, but is Adi did they ever find the guy?
It was all over the news it was like a thing, but they never found them they were masked up
They were premeditated, you know, so I'm just saying, Oh damn, Trev is thinking about arson tomorrow.
He's gone.
So it's just like giving him options.
I'm going to get his empty bottles.
He's getting the racks.
I'm sorry for what I started with the cocktails.
Dude.
Yeah.
Momo.
Momo.
Momo.
Momo.
Momo.
Momo. Momo Momo Momo Momo
Momo
She's headbanging his shit
Columbo
You guys are making me and us
Yeah, I meant you listen you guys stop changing your name I was Momoshi, but then after I was like, fuck Satoshi.
Yeah.
Changed my name to Momo, but with
zero because I love zero knowledge.
That's it.
Coco Minoco,
put you in a chokehold. Everybody
know, know. I love the Coco Minoco.
Yo, um,
Benito. Cr love the cocoa. Yo, um, Benito.
Crack-nito.
Yeah, I was waiting to find out about your date there, bro. How'd it go?
You was gone for a long time.
Did I have a date?
Nah, you mama.
Oh, I'm sorry. My bad.
Yeah, I mean,
if you would have sent me your wallet address like I told you to, I would have sent you a Solana.
It's the first thing I looked for.
No, I know you was going to win.
I know you was going to win and send it, but that's cool.
That's dope.
Let's fucking go.
The first thing I did when I got back to crypto Twitter is I went in and I looked for your DM and I was like, oh, it's not there.
I'm just happy.
I wasn't going to say a fucking word.
When you asked me about it, I was going to tell you to check your wallet.
Nah, bro.
I didn't watch that, bro.
I'm just happy.
You know that was on Azadi's mind.
I'm just happy it wasn't a wasted night.
Let's go.
Nah, it wasn't a wasted day either, brother.
Nice.
I knew you was going for it, man.
I kept saying that.
I'm waiting for your timeline.
I'm like, damn.
This dude ain't treated all day, man. I knew it.
When Nigerians wake up, I'm like,
oh, shit. Got the ghost.
Bye, Felicia.
Alright, time for another line. Hit it.
Do it. Do it.
Yo, Neato, DM me right now.
Proof of
post-day workout. Ready?
Yo, Zoddy,
while you're waiting for Nito,
Crack Nito, Magneto, Ben Benito,
whatever,
if he changes his name one more time,
I'm going to lose my mind.
Who on stage?
Could have heard books earlier
if fucking Crack Nito had the 143 at the end.
Oh, no.
I'm just letting everybody
know. You weren't here yesterday, bro, real quick.
I'm hitting your DMs, everybody who was part of the
conversation yesterday, even you, Rome, right?
We took it from the
Instagram to the text
to the crib.
You know what I'm saying? It's proof of
proof of omission
impossible coming to your DMs
right now.
That's crazy, bro. Good times.
What?
That's called proof of work.
Well, I'm technically sending you proof of torque right now.
That's so cool.
You know what? Like, I think Duskupatai
says it right.
We should all be equal.
You said it ain't easy, but
someone's got to do it. You heard? Let's
fucking go, bro.
DMs have been fulfilled.
What happened?
What?
You said from Instagram
to the house to DM?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, TDLR
is books was giving me shit
about...
Not accepting Y3K. It was Y2K.
You cannot do Y2K.
Let's fucking
go, bro.
I guess there's history there, but I gotta get it right.
So I don't know how to interact interact any books for that one, you know, but um
I didn't do that by the way either she bounced or one of you guys moved off
I am fat finger that oh my god, no way yes, so
oh my god no way yeah so um you wish you fat fingered that so anyway what was it it was like
I wish you fat fingered that
what was he giving me shit about he was saying like i wasn't locked in or oh yeah because the
perpetrating like you guys all crushed it on a bunch of longs and he was being like you're not
locking in and i mean i had already told books on the phone like that was juggling a bunch of
bitties but i had a bad one.
And, like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, was trying to lock it in.
But, you know, they clouded up with hundreds of thousands of followers.
It's a different animal trying to bag up a cloudy bitty, right?
And so, anyway, he was, like, giving me shit.
And I was like, you know what I'm doing.
You know where I'm going, right?
And then the whole space kind of got involved.
And the fact that I was headed to a date with this
you know batty bitty and then we were like
Somehow it got to the point where like Kuro not crew out. We're like Magneto send us your wallet address and if this goes well I'm gonna send you a Solana and
then books is like I'll match it and then you know he didn't send me his wallet, but
He was just glad bro. That's a W right there, bro.
That's all I can see right there.
I don't need a Solana.
But yeah, but I took it out of, you know, I took it from the DMs to the fucking, you
know, to the home gym.
You know, it's a good move when they're in the home gym.
You know what I mean?
Oh, that was, I can understand why you was not locked in on the fucking trading yesterday.
I wouldn't have been locked in on the trading either.
Yeah.
So, you know, proof of twerk.
Proof of twerk.
Good form, too.
Yeah, I was coaching.
I was like, uh, wasn't it?
You know, those tonals, it takes a second.
You got to set up the thing.
You got to, like, do your – before you can start working out on it.
You know, have you ever worked out on the tonal?
I have not.
So you make a profile, and then it, like, does a strength test,
and then you, like, tell it what your goals are,
and then, like, it has video coaches that come on and, like, tell you what to do.
That's crazy.
Nice to see Mr. J.Dot Colombo pull up tonight, bro.
Love you when you're here, bro.
Honestly, no count.
We love to see you, brother.
Facts.
Love, Colombo.
I'm here every day listening.
Well, we know.
But I love this big smiley face on the stage, bro.
It's like...
It just brightens my whole day.
But Columbo, do you really...
I think this Mercury and retrograde shit
is fucking crazy, bro.
Yo, was that right?
Was that right?
Dude, facts.
He gave us a heads up on all that shit, too.
Well, I don't drink Gatorade anyway, so.
Books was also right.
He thought we were going to blow up trends through Gatorade.
But there's just been a lot of shenanigans.
Even when I'm driving, bro.
I almost got into eight accidents.
I had to, like, full-on just, like, avoid dumb motherfuckers on the road.
Probably where they were vaccinated and people where it was, like, some mercury
and they could only get half the world.
So now they're going to put in the Gatorade to try to get the rest, bro.
I don't trust nothing no more, bro.
I'm drinking less water because I read some shit where we're already 75 percent water we shouldn't
be drinking as much water as they claim we're supposed to drink bro yeah but you don't need
fucking eight cups a day dude it fucks the beer it's nothing it's acid, dude. It cups. It's water. It's fucking glasses, dude.
You're already saying it's water. That's why you guys fucking kidney tonsil.
Magneto, here's what you don't realize.
Jesus Christ.
And Roman can back me up on this.
You get less water.
When you start talking, it takes so much Aquafina that protrudes from your mouth in mystified
tiny micro parcels, you're losing at least 14 cups a day.
Just while you even open your mouth.
It's like a
miniature steam room.
The way you talk
generates so much friction
that you're vaporing all of the
Aquafina in your lungs.
And it's coming out of your nose and the top of your head.
Just like steam.
Think about this.
They said sugar was bad for you, right?
Your whole life.
Now they're putting real sugar back in the Coke.
I'm telling you, bro.
Everything they've been teaching us is wrong.
We're 75% water.
When you drink a lot of water, it can't absorb.
Because you're already 75% water.
I think sugar is bad for you.
It's just the other shit is worse than they're using.
You know what I'm saying?
You guys know what this is, right?
Yeah, the synthetic sugar is sucked.
What this psyop is, it's from Idiocracy.
That's literally what they're trying to do.
You're going to be watering your plants with Gatorade next.
Oh, yeah.
With Brondo.
Yeah.
That's literally what the,
that's the message you're pushing right now.
But it has electrolytes.
It has what plants crave.
That is true.
You want us to put water on the plants,
like from the toilet?
Got to filter it first.
You haven't seen the movie.
You gotta see the movie, dude.
And also, the number one show on television
is Ouch My Balls.
Is what?
Ouch My Balls.
Balls My Ouch?
You guys know that's what made
Crocs popular also as that film?
Crocs?
Oh, I didn't know that.
I was wearing Crocs
15 fucking years ago and I used to get
laughed at for it.
I feel like half the stage
doesn't know what we're talking about. Do you guys have never seen Idiocracy?
I don't think so.
Alright.
TDLR, right? The premise of the movie is
that the human race
keeps on populating, you know, having sex,
right? But, like, who's having babies
right now? Like, the smart people who are in the market
and they're like, oh, it's not a good time in the market.
You know, we can't have kids now, you know?
And we gotta wait for the right time
and, you know, all this sort of stuff. Meanwhile, fucking
hillbilly fuckhead down the road is pumping them out.
Woo!
Your sister, your cousin, my daughter, right, doggie, right?
And so, like, that's going to go on and keep compounding until the entire overall IQ of the entire world is, like, a baseline of, like, fucking 40, right?
Like, that's, like, the high is, like, 40 IQ.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, people are having a tough time figuring out if the round peg goes in the square hole or not.
You know what I mean?
So, like, that's the level that the world got to.
And the number one show on television is Ouch My Balls.
Right?
And so then in the movie, they take a guy who's exactly average intelligence of all people in the world.
And they, like, freeze him, but they forget they forget to like unfreeze them or something happens.
So he wakes up a thousand years later or whatever it is.
And he's now the smartest person on the planet,
but he's not exactly like,
so he was a good,
he was a guy in the military.
They were doing tests on freezing people and they completely forgot about him.
And he,
he got woken up,
but also there was a prostitute and a pimp that
got woken up at the same time yeah well the not the pimp the prostitute the pimp sorry yeah the
pimp yeah the pimp lent out his prostitute what was supposed to be a year and they were paying
um you know a fascinating world actually let me let me get my slideshow out uh no i'm just kidding
they started paying the pimp right to borrow to borrow Ronda, the prostitute.
So now she woke up in the future as well.
And so, you know, she's like, I got to get back to my pimp.
Or he's going to fucking kill me if I don't figure out how to find the time machine.
So they're trying to, like, you know.
And then they arrested the guy.
And then he, like, swapped lines.
He's like, Ash, I'm supposed to be getting out today.
They're like, dumbass, what are you doing in the wrong line?
And they let him out.
And by the way, all this is brought to you by Carl's Jr.
And the president is Terry...
What the fuck is his name?
Oh, my God.
He's a WWE wrestler.
What's the big black dude that's from...
Terry, yeah. WWE wrestler in the movie. What's the big black dude that's from... Terry.
Yeah.
He's the president.
That's hilarious.
Yeah, Kamata.
What channel is it on?
What do you mean?
Don't you feel crazy that we're the only
people on stage that have seen this?
Idiography is a movie. Isn't it like 20 years old at this point?
It's crazy.
I mean, it's such a good movie, by the way.
Also.
And the whole movie, they're trying to find the time machine.
We'll save that if you're going to watch the movie.
You can see what happens.
Because they're like, oh, yeah, we've got a time machine at the mall.
It's like 20 bucks
bro it's almost it's 19 years old you guys need to watch it and see where we are at
on the timeline of the the movie and you're gonna be like oh shit this
so it's called ouch my balls no it's called idiocracy the most popular show in the world
is ouch my balls and i would like to point out that one of the most popular show in the world is Ouch My Balls.
And I would like to point out that one of the most popular coins of this bull run is called Fart.
So we're really not that far off.
And there's like a giant massive Costco.
So they're like bigger than most cities.
Yo, they just built a brand new Costco near me.
I gotta go check it out.
But my buddy said it was the largest Costco.
You see what just happened, Columbo?
Like, who rob might already be a victim of, like...
I think so.
I think they're starting...
I mean, it's...
He skipped everything we just said.
And he was like, oh, there's a new Costco.
Like, that's how they talk in the movie.
Brand new, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
They're just like, oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Like that's how they talk in the brain new brands and it's like oh
Like they literally added like they widened the road and shit was so weird. I'm like what the fuck
Bankrow he's still going he he kind of He still wants to go, Cap I can tell
25-46, the mint count
Let's fucking go
That's how you reset it
We haven't got one mint all night, Nito
Yes, we did, we was 25-45
That's why I just said 25-46
Yeehaw
Why did you change your name?
Why did you change your name to me?
Oh, that's good. I was didn't ever didn't come to the space when I saw your name books told him to
Know he fucking had the 143 and he had to fix it and
He was cracking, you know, and now he's just Neato for short.
I guess.
What's that supposed to do? Change my other handle too.
Is this your final form?
Yeah, my final form.
Okay.
Thank God.
I mean, you could
change it to Neato
but like
not NETO. More like the not N-E-T-O.
Like, more like the 1990s.
That's Nito.
Like N-I-T-O.
Like, super cool.
They probably don't know what that is either.
I literally said that the other day about his name.
Great minds, great minds.
Did you guys ever use the word nards in your life?
No, Z.
I use a nard.
What are the words you use, Columbo?
Bro, I feel like...
Zaddy, you're like the same age as me, right?
I'm 40?
Yeah, that's crazy.
We're like 20 years older than everybody
on stage.
No, you're not.
You've never seen Idiocracy.
What are you saying?
I'm going to be
33 on Saturday.
I'm 12 years younger than you, and I've seen it.
Fuck you, Cap. No one asked you.
Yo, you want to go to Topgolf, Cap, one of these days? Fuck you cap no one asked you
Yo, you want to go to Topgolf cap one of these days
Well Katie's coming back in August so I figured maybe Foxwood's trip
Foxwood's trip or Topgolf trip or something maybe Foxwood's sounds welcome
I'll be around with Foxwoods Friday night
In needle will be there we're gonna get I'm gonna be we'll get like two or three nights It will be a DJ there Friday night. I believe it's one night. I
Like I was looking a group chat you see those watches. It's pretty fire. Oh
Can we go check chat?
Man, you know.
Don't get it.
Come on, get mosquitoes.
Oh, that's sick.
That's so fire.
Digital watch.
It looks fire on the digital thing, dude.
Damn. Dude, I gotta add my motion
to my, cause sometimes
when I go out and everybody has fancy watches
I just put my CryptoPunk on my Apple watch
and I'm like, eh
you know, but I gotta add motion
to my favorite so I can be like, also
scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll
scroll
people would definitely ask questions So, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll.
People would definitely ask questions.
Like, what is that?
People give me mad shit for not, uh,
buying a fucking, like, real watch and a mic.
Like, bro.
I'm gonna need you to fuck off.
The apple wrist fuck up.
You, uh, see the dot on your wrist or anything from that?
A dot?
A dot.
A dot?
Yeah, I guess there's some... I guess that laser that checks, like,
your heart rate or whatever it does.
It, like, fucks up your...
Can fuck up your vein.
and fuck up your vein.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm fucked then. I wear this shit all day.
I'm fucked then.
I wear this shit all day.
I'm fucked then.
I'm smote if that's the case.
No, but I think they fixed it.
It was a couple years ago, I think.
Okay, good.
I have a new one, so hopefully...
Guys, we're really doing it
you know what i'm saying
book snuck out here
colombo snuck up in here.
Mom was...
I don't know what Mom was doing, but they're fucking doing rails.
Rome's here.
Fucking...
Date went good.
I'm already browsing Instagram.
No, you're going to run it back.
No, you're gonna run it back.
I'm already browsing Instagram.
Just putting the feelers out there.
Let's see who's around.
I'm waiting for all my keto shit to come in the mail.
They bought a bunch of these shakes.
Oh my god, you just remind me I didn't eat today.
Holy fuck.
Well, actually, fasting's good, too.
For a more fat.
I need fucking food, dude.
I'm fucking hungry.
But I'm all caffeine, no breaks.
Today.
Let's go.
Yo, the Ozzy Osbourne dying was crazy. like the crypto bots you know it was really a
good test i felt like for like eth nfts because i wasn't sure if we were ready for fucking
collections to run up like meme coins you know like back in 21, you know, it did go from dust to like basically .12 floor.
And there's quite a bit of volume.
But the fact that it's now back down to .03, there's still volume.
It just shows you like a catalyst like that in the right conditions would have sent them things to threes.
Back in the day.
Minimum. What do you think, Columbo? That in the right conditions would have sent them things to threes. Back in the day.
Minimum.
What do you think, Columbo?
In 21, Ozzy Osbourne dies.
His collection goes at what floor price?
Sorry, what was the question about Ozzy?
Do you remember CryptoBats?
He dropped an NFT project. Yeah, I didn't get any.
My homie actually did the art for those.
So they ran up to a point.
They went from dust to 0.14 today.
And now they're back to 0.03, but still better than dust, right?
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah, and they pulled back twice and ran back up.
So, like, there's still volume,
but, like, people are coming out of the woodwork and selling, you know,
their OG bats, right?
Yeah.
So it was good to see because, you know,
I was curious what a catalyst would do to an NFT collection.
And I just said, the question was, you know,
what do you think would happen in like 2021 with that sort of catalyst?
Oh, if he would have died right after it dropped
or just even in that
not even after it dropped
just like that year
yeah it was probably like
100x back then
20x at least
sorry I'm just looking at the regulars right now it's crazy I was looking at these 10, 20x at least.
Sorry, I'm just looking at the regulars right now.
It's crazy.
I was looking at these a couple months back.
I was going to get one again.
And then right now, I just saw XCOPP posted one.
Such a great collection.
You guys familiar with it?
No. What is it? No, but rest in peace ozzy osborne man what a fucking legend bro
it's going to open seats regulars
like i gotta get all that stuff i had i had some fire back when these were like a thing
Yeah, fucking love these so much
I'm not be I'm not trolling either. I love these I wish they would have ran up
I hate to get OpenSea,
ApeChain, I don't have any of them things.
I just have Magic Eden and Phantom.
That's it.
So far behind.
Bro, those are apps
on even projects.
No, I know, but just I don't even have them
like accounts or nothing to them
is what I'm saying.
Someone was trying to give me some shit off Ape Chain for free.
And I couldn't even figure it out because I had to go in, like, a MetaMask thing or some weird stuff.
And I was like, what the heck?
It's, like, confusing for me.
I can help you out with that Magneto.
Yeah, that'd be correct. I can help you out with that magneto. Maybe one day when it gets
cold and shit, like football day
or some shit, watch a game and
fucking
that shit's set up.
Facts.
I have another device
by then
so I can download a by then so I can
download a bot too
I need a fucking bot
all set up
all that good stuff
I can really start trading
for real
for real
stop putting it off
can't put it off.
Can't put it off anymore.
I fucking got, what, four weeks?
Five weeks before it really starts kicking in overdrive.
That's what I was waiting for.
But, yeah, no, I'm going to try to get it done sooner than later, for sure, for sure.
Got a lot of fantasy football leagues I got to join.
They fucking add up.
Can you make money off of fantasy football leagues?
Yeah.
I make some a couple grand.
You know what I mean?
A couple grand profit.
I bet a lot of football.
I bet a shit ton of football.
Baseball, I don't really bet a lot.
I'll put in the dollar pollies for like a thousand.
Yeah, I mean.
But football is my opinion.
Yeah, you should just say fuck all that and just trade crypto.
What's a dollar?
Fucking one dollar pollie.
Bro, I hit 10 teams like nothing come football season.
You'll see.
You're going to be like, what the fuck?
Well, Massachusetts has the cash out option,
so you better send me those parlays.
Bro, I need DraftKings here so bad.
They just finally did it.
I kept telling people, if I was DraftKings,
I would fucking petition Rhode Island because Valley Sportsbook can't fucking corner the market
the way they're doing.
It's a fucking monopoly.
You know, they don't give us the cash
out option in Bally's, bro.
Nothing, nowhere near you guys get.
And I want DraftKings
so bad. I will cash out
every fucking hour. I will cash out
in the profit.
Well, let's run it up.
Run it up.
Run it up.
Alright.
I think it's about that time, fam.
I think it's about that time.
Grow up fucking tired.
1am.
We will catch you tomorrow at 8pm.
Azadi, thanks for pulling through, fam.
Appreciate you.
Go check out his link in bio for the Bull X.
You want to learn how to trade?
See you all later.
We'll catch you on the flip side.
Shout out to Momo down there.
Shout out to IRL Momo.
Shout out to Columbo.
Go mint you some motion.
I'm Magic Eden 3333 Supply.
Can't beat a fine art on-chain.
Slash off-chain
slash
lots of crazy shit to go down.
until next time,
stay safe.
Mercury's in retrograde.
People going a little crazy.
People going a little crazy.
Maybe driving a little slower than usual.
Anyways.
Be out of here.
Peace.
