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talking to poor ppl
Recorded: July 18, 2025 Duration: 3:07:52Space Recording
Short Summary
In a lively discussion, participants explored the philosophical implications of wealth and morality, questioning whether poor people possess souls. This conversation reflects a growing trend in the crypto community to address deeper societal issues alongside financial topics.
Full Transcription
Music Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go to the next video. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. What's up, Jerry?
Not much.
I'm driving home from the work but it will be my way case you starting from this and
so I guess I'm I should be quite delighted you're in California I'm I'm i'm in finland by the way
oh i'm in new york now but um i was raised in sweden so not too far
okay so you know this part of the world then
yeah a little bit well i haven't been there in a long time but yeah
yeah yeah well well you know the this cottage culture possibly that's i think similar in
sweden than it's in finland that people tend to go to the countryside and spend time on their cottages.
That's what I'm planning to do. But I will travel also a little bit.
But I have three weeks to spend. It's not much. I guess it goes quite fast.
For vacation?
Yes.
I'm looking for earphones.
So that I can hear better.
I don't know where they are.
So you have a question.
Do poor people have souls?
Yeah, what do you think?
Well, of course I would say, isn't it in the Bible that...
What the Jesus said something like that, is it the blessed are those who are poor or something like that.
But he didn't meant the poor in a way of economical situation i think he meant the poor are the people who need him i think he meant
it in that way and we we all all are in need of jesus i believe in jesus but uh
but the poor poor people was was on that sense in his rhetoric, I think.
Yeah, I mean, I hear what you're saying.
I also don't think he meant like poor, poor people.
Because it just doesn't track for me.
What about you, Diligent?
What about you, Diligent?
Denizen, do you think poor people have souls?
Denizen, do you think poor people have souls?
I think poor people probably have the richest souls.
Why is that?
Because they have the most intense lived experience and they overcome the strongest, you know they suffer through some of the most
they persevere through like incredible obstacles
doesn't that kill your soul though no i would actually say the opposite. I would say that it probably, not probably, I would say that it builds character, right? Whereas you have people who are rich and handed everything and granted everything and they don't, you know, they, there's no character development there.
There's no character development there.
So, yeah, I would say that poor people often have brighter souls than those who have a lot of money.
Huh.
I mean, an interesting take.
Thank you for your opinion.
Lee, what about you?
You think poor people have souls?
Sounds like
something an elitist woman would ask
to look down upon those around her.
Diligent, diligent.
No, I don't think poor people have souls
because I don't think anyone has a soul.
I think it's just something that humans
are made up to try and make themselves
feel better in the world
Yeah, but if they did have souls do you think poor people would have them too?
Well, I don't believe that they do
Yeah, I don't think they do either
Gotta go Zintani, glad that you're not alone anymore. That's why I came up
Diligent, no way
Diligent sold his soul to donald trump didn't he
no i think he's fighting with donald trump right now or he's against
he is now he is now yeah he's learned the error of his ways and
i did tell him ages ago but he just didn't want to listen did he
i mean he's allowed to he's allowed to, you know.
Yeah.
I mean, we're all wrong sometimes, aren't we?
Yeah.
Are you ever wrong, Xanti?
Never?
Haven't been thus far, no.
I quite like it when I am wrong.
On the few occasions it does happen because it always surprises me. And that's far. No, I quite like it when I am wrong on the few occasions it does happen because it
always surprises me.
And that's refreshing.
It means I don't know everything.
Don't you find it a bit boring if you know,
if you're right about everything?
you're right.
I mean,
I think,
yeah,
I like when I feel stupid because it really gets the lesson in,
especially if I,
if I really think I'm right. And I learn that I'm very much wrong.
See, today at work, I was talking to a guy that I thought was stupid, and he probably is stupid.
But he told me something and I said, that can't be true.
But then when I checked it, it was true.
Yeah.
Usually it's me making people feel like that yeah i usually
is me so that's why it surprises me when when i am wrong yeah it's quite refreshing really
i don't think poor people have souls no i don't think any of us do those ants here.
I think basically we're just frightened monkeys clinging to a rock that's hurling its way through space.
There's no reason to life.
There's no, you know, you just got your hair.
You just got to enjoy it.
You're not going to explain it.
Yeah.
Our little brain can't understand it anyway, even if you could.
It's beyond our comprehension.
There's no point trying to work it out, really.
You might as well just have a good time while you're here.
Affix, what do you think?
Do you think poor people have souls?
Of course. I mean, I, I, I do love the, uh, the tagline bait. It's perfect, right? You know,
gets, gets the conversation started. Um, but if we go to like, you know, do poor people have souls,
it's like, there's a couple of things layered in there, right? Like, like how poor is poor,
right? Are we talking like, you know, third world poor? Are we talking about like, you know,
just under middle class level poor?
Cause that's all subjective.
And at some layer level,
somebody within one penny of their net worth can say,
okay, you no longer have a soul.
And then the second part is like, what is a soul?
Poor defined as anyone I don't like.
Yeah, exactly.
So it's completely subjective, right?
So completely subjective. Well, no, it's objectively anyone I don't like. Yeah, exactly. So it's completely subjective, right? So completely subjective.
Well, no, it's objectively anyone I don't like. Yes, subjective to you. And that can be dynamic,
can change on day-to-day basis, all that other stuff, right? So there's no definitive bar for
it for what is poor. It's what you feel is poor. You could have, you could hit a
windfall and then like, you could be super rich and then you can consider a bunch of people below
that poor, or you could get wrecked in the market or whatever it is you're, you're playing with,
you could lose your job. Then all of a sudden you're poor. And then that means that the people
that you had considered poor before you are not poor because now you're poor. No, they'd still
be poor. So do you, so by your definition of what poor is, will you yourself fall into the poor socioeconomic sphere?
No, I wasn't even poor when I was homeless.
So you're talking about a spiritual poor.
So we're not talking about a number.
You see this a lot in crypto.
People will make a lot of money, but then when they have the money, they're just like flagrantly poor with it.
Like they go to parties.
They have these cars that like make very loud, obnoxious sounds.
You're talking about a nouveau riche kind of mentality, right?
Because you're just saying that, oh, well, since you didn't grow up with money, once you have money, you don't spend money like people who have money.
Right.
You're poor.
Yeah, they're poor people with money.
So if you think if they're poor in sense of sensibilities and sense of value of the great thing.
Right, right, right.
Class, class.
Then, yeah, then it becomes another classist discussion, which, you know, can be subjective.
But if you're talking, if you're placing it solely on class, then like there, which class?
Middle class, upper middle class, lower middle class?
No, no, no.
It's a vibe.
Lower middle upper class?
It's a vibe.
Being poor.
It can be a vibe, right?
It can be a vibe.
But whether or not you have the vibe of boredom, whether or not you have the vibe of low class,
does that dictate when your soul
is yours or when your soul is a part of your body or did it leave your body?
With this whole having access to a soul, were they born with a soul
when they were born because they had no... I don't know. I don't think so.
I don't think so I don't think so when I was hold on one second Wes I
I vibe with what you're saying but when I was I remember in foster care um when the teenagers
became teenagers they would like start drinking and sleeping around and and I remember looking at them and thinking like you're all poor uh I'm not
doing this um you know I was never I think I always had a soul I'm not so sure they they did
well then that's that's that's a good observation in terms of what your
your idea of the bigger picture is right I mean it mean, it's a lament in the song, Tennessee by
Arrested Development about, gee, why God did you have to enlighten me without the enlightenment of
all my folks? So why do I have to see the bigger picture, but yet have to live within the diaspora
of people that are self-destructive? So it's like- right. It's like they, they, I can smell their souls and it's
stinky. I don't think they have souls. I think they have meaty crevices that hold no soul.
I can smell it. So, so if it goes back to, so now you've kind of at least just, just, uh,
determined what is the level of, uh, the level of class to possess a soul or the level of,
of spiritual, uh, consciousness that you have or the level of of spiritual uh consciousness that you
have to have to understand you know how you're running through this life and what you're doing
with this life and the energy you're putting out there right so that's really what it that's that's
really what it is right there are people that don't have a sense of the value that that you know
of this life they've been given of what they can do with it. And so, yeah, you can be poor with that. You can be poor with your time. You can be poor with your
sensibilities. Um, but doesn't mean you don't have a soul. Cause I mean, the soul is really
something that, you know, if you have the cognitive ability, if you have the consciousness
to question or not, whether, you know, whether or not you truly exist and your sensibilities are
part of the shared reality of existence,
then in a sense, that's a soul because you have the opportunity to take that energy and do something
with it, right? I mean, because honestly, not to get too esoteric, but seriously, we are all just
quantum entanglements of cosmic dust. At some point in time, there was a singularity,
everything that was ever to exist existed and then started expanding and then different amalgamations of that, of every element to ever exist started coming together and forming planets and forming life and different ways to form life. cosmic dust that were the right combination of, you know, organics and electricity to
spark some type of cognitive ability and for us to be able to create ideas of how we judge
and value our existence.
So that's all the soul is, is just at any snapshot in time, it is an amalgamation of
cosmic dust that is able to evaluate its existence.
And then it moves back on to cosmic dust that is able to evaluate its existence. And then it moves back on to cosmic dust.
We die.
The energy that was holding us together
no longer holds our cells, our bodies together.
We deteriorate.
We go back to the earth, the soil,
whatever from which we came.
And then that energy of the soul, what happens to it?
Well, people that are still alive
believe that that energy is now going
to heaven or hell or someplace in between when actually that energy just doesn't exist anymore.
Or maybe if you believe in reincarnation, that quantum entanglement was not done with the energy
that it had throughout the one lifetime. So it has to hold on to itself in some form and then
restart itself in another body.
And then, but at some point in time, if you had the consciousness and can carry on all
of that information of all of the energy that you put out into the world at some, at some
point, you know, when would it be enough?
You know, like you go to heaven, you live forever, but your consciousness, you know,
living forever, that's not, you know, great.
At some point in time, your consciousness will be filled of everything that it needed to do everything that it needed
to be aware of in terms of the conscious, in terms of its existence, you know, and at that point,
you know, does that energy choose to then dissipate and then truly return back to the
cosmic dust where it could then be reformed and then no longer, you know, become a new thing.
So yeah, that's, that's our soul.
We only have it for a small amount of time. And the energy that we decide to put out there when
we, when we can, when we have the ability to affect others, that's, you know, that's our
character. That's our value. That's, that's all we have. And it's just a blink of the eye.
Yeah. You know, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wes, I'm going to go to you, but crypto mommy,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wes, I'm gonna go to you, but
Crypto Mommy.
My love, Princess. Beautiful
lady.
Princess?
Princess! How are you?
I'm laying in bed.
Is you going
to your ting soon?
I'm getting picked up at 9.20.
Do you think that poor people have souls?
I think that they don't deserve souls. Okay but do they have them? Should we take them Like, for every tax bracket, people grow as a whole.
Poor people should have their souls sucked out of them more.
Yes.
The ratio.
I don't know.
Honestly, we need population control anyway, like on a real note. Like, we really, like, the world would be better if we had a couple billion less people for a lot of reasons, like actually economically, world hunger would be solved,
like all these things. So like those people are suffering and miserable anyway. So really it's
like mercy. Yes. Yeah. I think it's sort of the same thing. I think we should make the poor is more poor, increase taxes on the poor even more.
I mean, don't make their lives harder, but like also, why do they need to live?
Right. That's a good point. Wes?
That's a good point
Wes?
I was just gonna say
Yes, poor people have souls
That's what's called a poor soul
Like the saying, the poor soul
Everyone has a soul, right?
Because, you know, we're all energy moving around
all energy moving around. Do they deserve to have them though?
Do they deserve to have them though?
Only on the aspect of if you're
American, you're not allowed to infringe on anyone else's life, liberty,
or pursuit of happiness. Wait, I have a question for clarity
to Wes. Yeah, Wes, I want
you to answer this. Poor poor what's the definition because i think
some people might be swapping that in for broke and i think a poor soul and a broke soul
are different so i just want to know like where you're coming from because i was coming from like
broke i'm realizing i need to change my my own filter there my own definition oh um for for my
uh it's it's not a it's not a money thing it's not a it's not a physical aspect like a poor
it's a mental state so it's a it's a low valued state of a soul. So a soul poor soul has low values
Has no one seen dave chapelle here like what the fuck? Yeah, I have that's where it came from
His father would tell him you're we're not
We're not poor son. We're broke and he's like, okay, dad
Ah, that's hilarious. That's that is hilarious
I like this discussion. This is cool.
But I gotta go. I'll talk to you guys later.
Why do men always leave me?
They always come back, though.
My dad didn't.
Yeah.
Princess?
Yes, princess?
Are you coming over?
Maybe in a little bit.
Wait, what time are you leaving?
Maybe like 8.30.
Oh, I'm coming over around 8.
What about 7? If I can get done in time
I'm just like
I get into these moods where I'm like
I'm doing my makeup now but I'm very
slowly moving
every muscle
in my body is very slow
I know that's why I said seven
because that seven means
you won't be here till eight
yeah but seven would be great
i noticed you also do this sometimes though like you move very slow sometimes i only do it when
i'm with you because i'm trying to match. You're mirroring me.
I'm trying to match.
I'm like, okay.
Because if I move at my normal speeds, like a normal human,
I will always be waiting five hours for you and then I'll end up being resentful or bitter or mad or irritated.
So instead, I try to be really late, take my time, lay in bed, and move slowly, and just do my own thing.
Because Zantani's probably going to change her mind five times and then fall asleep and then not respond to it.
Well, I hadn't slept that day, so.
Yeah, or she'll be five hours later than I thought.
Well, I'm a woman.
I'm built to lounge, you to lounge Do women people have souls?
Of course
My husband's here
That's why my soul is so heavy
That's why I'm so slow
It's so big
I have to carry it
Our big breasts and our big butt
Yes my huge Voluptuous breasts.
It's very hard to move around.
Bouncy, supple ass.
What did I just walk into?
Hi, babe.
Good morning, darling.
How are you?
A little sleepy today.
I kind of slept in until about 10 minutes ago.
Are you a little sleepy today? I kind of slept in till about 10 minutes ago. Are you a woman?
No, but I do like to embody the lifestyle of a hot wife woman. No, you can't do that. That's my job.
No, listen guys. Uggs are incredibly comfortable and those fancy little coffees are not so bad.
I take my dog everywhere with me. Ben, I've told you this before.
Uggs were actually made for men.
They're made for surfer men in Australia.
So you're saying it's okay?
Yeah, if you're a surfer.
I've been judged a lot for this fashion decision, but I refuse to give it up.
Tell these women the history of the Uggs next time.
Actually, no, you're not allowed to talk to women.
What the fuck?
I'll just, I need like a, I need like a little like sign with like a stick attached to it that I can just hold up with your phone number on it.
My phone number?
Yeah, if anybody has a problem, I'm just gonna hold up your phone number.
Don't give my phone number away to people.
Wait, Zintani, how do we know Crow?
I, oh my god, wait. Hey Zintani, what the fuck do you mean by that? What's up, Crow? I'm people. Wait, Zintani, how do we know Crow? Oh my god, wait.
Hey, Zintani, what the fuck do you mean by that?
What's up, Crow?
Wait, Zintani, was Crow the one
that lived in the homeless tents
way back in the day? I have no idea.
I don't know.
Okay, let's clear something up. I wasn't homeless.
I was touching grass.
I was glamping, okay?
Zintani, he used to come into Vita spaces with us
and talk about
radio activity and talking
to people through radios and tents or something.
That's not good.
I was going to ask a question.
You did a bigotish misinterpretation
of my science.
We played Frog Frog Toad with Crow.
Loved Frog Frog Toad.
Vita space is a general public space so you know it's fun hanging out with normally sometimes
wait a minute i gotta ask a question i have no idea how this space uh came to my feet but i
really have to ask is that this uh i want to say that is that the is that the sarcastic
question or do you really know i'm asking do you think poor people
have souls okay so i think you don't have one because you have to ask i think the answer to
that is that you should probably worry about whether you have one or not because yes it's
pretty obvious i'm more concerned personally with like whether gingers do but i'm i'm here to like
just investigate and that was just a joke but like haha but like no
really though the fact that you think you have to ask that proves that you might not have on yourself
it's not a real soul but you might be a sociopath is he who the fuck has a soul the question is who
the fuck has a soul it's not real in the first place but like you might be a sociopath bring
the vibes down a little bit okay it's really's really hectic in here. I mean, maybe don't seriously ask sociopathic questions online.
I'm just asking.
If not online, then where to ask them.
Yeah, where should I ask?
Don't.
You should think about it for a second and realize, well, if I do believe in souls, then of course everybody has one.
I'm the only one that doesn't because I feel like I had to ask.
Oh, okay.
Crow, does your online girlfriend have a soul? So you don't
think poor people have souls or what?
It's hard to tell if she's Canadian.
Oh, please don't bring up Canadians.
That's not nice. So Crow, do
you think poor people have souls?
Yes or no? Everybody has
I don't believe in souls. Technically,
no. Okay. But if we're equating what
humans can equate to souls, then yes.
They all have
most poor people
have emotions.
Are you rich?
Zintani or whatever your name is?
What?
Are you rich?
Am I a witch?
In fact,
are you a witch?
No, a witch?
No, a witch with an R
Okay, so look, I wanna point out that if you think you have to ask to, poor people have souls
You're stuck up, you're stuck up
You need to go live on the street for a while
You need to shit beat out of you a few times
Buy another girl
Buy another girl, buy another girl
You need to live in the hood
You don't know what it's like to live a real life. Don't live in the world
That's fucking front. No, I'm saying this in the nicest way possible. It's called tough love. She does not live in the real world
She does not live in the real world if she has to ask that okay, Jim Crow
He was in a fucking fairy tale fantasy if she thinks that is that at all
She thinks she has to ask that you don't separate poor people
Other people the people are people.
Why are you judging her past?
How do you know she's not on the streets right now,
but she has a rich soul and a poor pocket?
Like, you don't know.
The fact that she thinks it's important to separate people from people of any kind
is a bigotest, racist sort of thing to even say.
But no, that's just being Indian.
They have a caste system.
It all depends on how you define rich, right?
I didn't...
It's not about rich, really.
It's about bigotons.
It's about rich.
Look at her beautiful skin.
She's clearly Northern Indian.
Northern Indian.
Are you smoking crack?
I'm putting hyaluronic acid on my face.
Yeah, you're a stuck-up rich person.
She's not, though.
Yeah.
I went to go visit her.
She said, do you want to come see my apartment?
It's beautiful.
And I was like, okay.
And it was like an upscale box system under the bridge.
And apparently she upgraded bridges.
And that's why.
I'm proud of every achievement.
I'm proud of every achievement. Let me ask you something. Is it New York?
Yeah, we live with the rats.
Okay, there you go.
Y'all have a stuck-up rich person lifestyle
without actually being rich.
What?
I don't know. It's New York culture.
New York is full of rats.
Hold on, guys. I need to go catch a rat for dinner.
No, y'all, you're right.
Y'all don't live in the best condition,
but then y'all go to rich people parties
and act like rich socialite philanthropists
when you're not.
It's actually a really fucked up toxic culture,
but it still leads to being a stuck up bitch
for no reason.
And asking people to poor people have gold.
Zantani's not a stuck up bitch,
and I'm not going to take the slammer.
Did you not see the question she just had up,
she has up there,
and she just said, I put her on a back.
You sound really...
I'm genuinely curious if poor people have souls.
I want to know.
I'll say the fact...
Yeah.
I don't...
Souls aren't real.
Would you be so offended if it said, do rich people have souls?
No, because that's a valid question.
But it's not valid for...
You're being racist.
No, it's not.
So you're okay separating people as well.
How the fuck is that racist?
Non-properly applying the metrics.
Yeah, but how the fuck is that racist?
Why the fuck are you making it about race?
Hey, I won't tolerate racism in my space.
No one says anything about racism.
But he, by his own own logic is going against his
I didn't mean this is this is comedy gold
He's going against his own logic in his argument because his argument to Zantani is how can you separate people?
No, because the logic is one way one person is disenfranchised and the other one has a fucking mansion
What are you talking about?
Because they're poor, but you're willing to separate people because they're rich
So it's like this you're racist against rich people sides like the same. Hey, I didn't say no
I said that's a more debatable question
No, I didn't say no
richest because you're saying
No, I'm actually just applying the metric that if you're not racist, you're richest. Because you're saying, due to a tax system. No, I'm actually just applying the metric that if you're rich, you're more likely to have done fucked up shit, eat, and get that money.
You can do it very long.
Chances are that poor person is poor because they help people with the last they had.
Wouldn't it imply that the rich people are in God's favor and therefore more likely to have souls?
No, it would imply that the rich
people are the last people which which god which god that very likely the last people that we're
thinking if they're rich and they're not giving all that to people who need it then
shut the up which god are we talking about yet that's my point i don't believe in god so it
wouldn't even be yeah but you all this is you talk as a god wait shut the fuck up, dude. Wait, did we just determine that they do not have souls?
It's all fake.
I mean, y'all are talking fairy tales in the first place.
But if we're talking what she equates to a soul morality, just general moralities,
yeah, y'all rich people are more likely to have fucked up moralities than poor people.
We help each other.
Y'all screw each other over on purpose.
Oh, how?
And then screw other people over on purpose.
How interesting all of that?
I've noticed that I can smell poor people.
They have a scent.
Okay, if I ever meet you in person and you say some shit like that to me, I'm gonna beat the fucking shit out of you. You understand that, right?
I feel like he smells like the dollar store.
And you should probably never say that around anybody that's not a rich person, okay?
You're gonna get the shit beat out of you, okay? You're lucky you're on the fucking internet.
That's crazy shit to say, bitch.
Don't say that.
Definitely owed
the dollar store
and 7-Eleven.
Are poor people more prone to violence?
When they
get treated like shit, yes, we are.
Nobody's treating you like shit.
Are you stuck up, rich people? Yeah, we'll fucking kill you over it.
Hold on. You're saying that we're treating you like
shit, but yet you're the one. Yeah, rich people fucking kill you over it. You're saying hold on you're saying that we're treating you like shit But yet you're the one
regular people regular people like shit and we will fight back
But you're the one threatening domestic violence, but you're saying we're
That bitch said something evil and she gets a shit beat out of her the cops will take my side
This interaction is sort of why I ask do poor people have souls
I mean when you when you listen to, I feel I'm in a zoo.
I'm conversing with something that isn't quite human is what it feels like.
Okay, what you're not realizing is taking out evil,
punishing you for your evil is a human thing,
and you're saying evil shit.
That's what poor people are okay with doing
These people say you know what I don't care
I just don't understand why the poor people don't just like bathe the scent away or maybe it's from inside them
That's what I'm saying is maybe it's like they're infected
You should get the shit slapped out of you again for saying
Maybe they're infected on the inside and it's like comes out
No, that's you who's infected on the inside
Your pussy smells like rotten fish I smell really good on the inside and it's like comes out. No, that's you who's infected on the inside.
Your pussy smells like rotten fish. I smell really good.
I'm not concerned that it's contagious.
I don't believe you.
Who's the guy talking?
Crypto Mommy, can you confirm I do smell good?
You don't. She stinks too.
She stinks too.
Both of y'all pussies smell like
it's Crow.
Oh, okay. Crow.
I imagine you're smelling like a bouquet of flowers
Crow, you're fucking stupid
You're still being in here after she got said this shit
This bitch is getting blocked
She's a fucking psycho
Stop being poor
Stop being poor, Crow
You're acting very poor
Oh no, I'm acting like a human being
Hold on, hold on, hold on
One time we flew private all the way to Italy Just to go to a local family perfumery and support a local family in Italy
By buying their perfumes like that's how good she smells and how okay
I gave some rich people some rich people's money. What the fuck is your point?
I know not all supported a rich person. I know not all poor person gave a rich person money
All poor people.
A rich person gave a rich person money.
No, it was a family.
No, it was a family. It was a local
What's your point?
It was a local family.
Okay, a rich person with a family.
What's the point?
So I think they have souls.
They named, no, they thought Zantani smelled so good that they named their new perfume after her.
That's actually a real story.
Well, that's good.
That means she's really flammable.
And their youngest daughter, if I remember correctly.
She's really fucking flammable right now.
That's good news.
Shut up, bro.
Shut up, bro.
Shut up, bro.
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. I really needed this because this is fucking comedy goal after we go work. I really fucking You put all the fucking perfume on you want you fucking lunatic. Somebody will like you on fire
Why Why? Why the fuck would you do a fire? Don't put them just bump into you when you fall into the fire. Because they just don't like you. Hold on.
I live next to the fire.
You better not stand by the near the subway and look around anybody that knows you because they're going to push you.
I'm going to make a genuine offer here.
I'm making a genuine offer.
Usually we LARP that we're on the other side of the country because we're scared.
But if you're ever in San Francisco, let us know.
We'll let you stay in our high rise, okay?
I'll burn it the fuck down.
Tell me where you live.
I'm literally, I'm like in Mission District in San Francisco.
I know people.
Okay.
Yeah, bring them.
I'll just burn that whole district down.
Yeah, you're welcome.
I'm offering you a place to stay.
I don't need a place to stay.
I'm not staying with no fucking crazy people.
You're smelly.
You're smelly.
I stay with more ass.
That would help somebody.
You're not trying to help you. You're not trying to help you. You're not trying to help you. You're not trying to help you. You're not trying to help you. You're not trying would help somebody. You're not trying to help me.
You're trying to tell me she's offering you a shower.
You feel bad for being a bitch.
Also, side note, I don't know if that's you
in your photo, Nora, or if that's like a
AI photo or something, but if it's
you, you're really pretty.
Actually, it's not me.
It's a model.
It's a Muslim model.
I'm sure you're really pretty, too. You sound really pretty.
But that picture is beautiful.
And I just came up because I thought this question was a philosophical one.
And then I just heard the banter.
No, this bitch is just a sociopath. That's all I'm not.
So far, we have one for no souls.
Honestly.
One. Only one because she's a sociopath.
Honest to God, I thought this was a philosophical question. It is. No, no, because she's a sociopath honest to God. I thought this I thought this was a philosophical question
Discussion Nora and then I've been this bitch many times before
I've been reported by so many fucking people. I don't know why she's still on here
Oh, no, no, I've heard people come to other rooms that we was in a whole different room, didn't have shit to do. You come in without crying because you said some crazy sociopath shit.
So I'm curious. We're talking about characteristics.
You're a well-known sociopath.
Is one of those characteristics not learning from mistakes or previous experiences?
I don't make mistakes.
Well, you just said that you talked to her before and it exacerbated you and you followed
No, no, no, she exacerbated somebody else. I wasn't even part of that. They came to our room.
Wait, I have a new question. Do you believe that poor people actually fuck?
Or should you
Hey, don't be gross. It's getting crazy in here.
Hold on, wait a minute. you're on some weird ass liberal
there's nothing gross about the name this is an actual phenomenon about nature the less money i
have the more interested women are in me like y'all can you stop like you're not what you are
no this is i want i want to say i want segregation for poor rich between poor and rich
they should not be each other okay not from that long daniel do you what do you so do you believe
in like pure bloods i yes absolutely pure blood rich nothing else
Runs in my family
No, because I'll fuck other family other rich families
Not gonna do
It depends what which is
What's rich I don't know I don't know you I don't know. You tell me.
I'll go with your benchmark.
I'll go with your benchmark.
That's not fun.
Why not?
Crow left. It's so much more bearable in here. No, I took him out of speaker because he kept screaming.
Whacko kid, go ahead.
That's the Waco kid.
I'm actually a little...
Thank you, sir. It is the Waco kid.
I will upset Crow left because I happen to know for a fact that he doesn't have a soul.
And poor people sometimes have a soul.
But the Japanese, unfortunately, do not.
Okay, let me explain this. this is my thesis on this um i am currently a poor but i i have once
before been a rich and so i feel like i've seen both sides of this coin and i've gone back and
forth a few times if i'm being completely honest but um i grew up with two parents who rejected their rich upbringing
to live and larp as poors and therefore i argued that i have a soul built in um but that my parents
were just idiots and now i'm restoring the rightful path of my family lineage
that's the worst thing that really rich people do is they love to act poor.
Yeah.
Literally both of them were just like, no, we're hippies.
That's actually very interesting.
Can I ask you something then?
Absolutely.
What do you call then a parent who, Have you guys ever heard of Christmas Carol?
The story?
Of course.
Scrooge.
So what do you call then a parent who's got a similar character to Scrooge?
The main character.
Stingy.
Okay, so I don't believe that being rich...
Who's wealthy.
Who's wealthy.
But who's not spending that wealth so a parent like that that's
the type of parent i grew up with i believe that you can be poor and soulless and rich and soulless
and that was going to be my main contribution to this conversation i don't think that being rich
is mutually exclusive with having a soul
i've known i've known many a rich person Who actually sold their soul to become rich
No, no, I'm not talking about that
I'm talking about
Parents who've got wealth, money
Monetary
Measurements of money
So they've got money
But they don't spend on their kids
So they just save or invest
But they don't spend
So that type of parent Yeah, I think that spend on their kids or they just save or invest but they don't spend.
That type of parent.
Why the fuck would you spend your money on your kids? It's your fucking
money.
Well,
that was my dad.
Exactly, that was my dad and my mom.
I mean, my mom,
she still is rich but she doesn't
give me any money. I would guess that we're all product of boomer parents
in the speaker class right now and I think the the boomer generation
was taught and
propagandized to not share their wealth at all and I don't necessarily blame all of them because there was a lot a lot of cultural things
teaching them this I'm not talking about now I'm sorry I mean I don't know I make my own money I'm
just talking about when I was a kid like very stingy with money I know I think I think it was
like a generational thing though is what I'm getting at. Because the generation before that was not as stingy with their children.
Do you know what I mean?
Before the boomers were the boomers, they were called the me generation.
Because they were so fixated on themselves.
Is that why the boomers then became as selfish as they seemed to be?
I think they were so wrapped up in all the the
civil rights and all this right right on it just that they just kind of stuck
with that for their entire lives and I made it their personality and really
didn't focus on anything like you know family and shit like that so which
previous generation back chin x was like the first
generation to have um access to the internet at an age when they were old enough to actually use
it to discern things around them and i think that like anybody prior to generation x was
they were submitted to a certain level of propaganda without the ability to fact check
it that we now have today and you know things are online today. It's still hard to get to like the truth
of a lot of things. But I think that like there's a way, way more accessible fact checking ability
than there was then. And so like when I talk to my parents personally who are in their 70s now
about like literally anything current events or anything relevant to my life,'s like a massive disconnect simply because of that I think you know Ben I believe
that there are truths that are necessarily facts but they remain constant I believe if I get children
ever by the way by my parents gave me the opportunity to
educate myself and have a good job live somewhere where there were opportunities
but the thing is if I ever get the children I'm just gonna give the
chromosomes and that's about it not even any opportunities that's about it man get the chromosomes and get the fuck
so i disagree with that and i don't totally disagree i don't believe in spoiling your
children i think that you can absolutely ruin children and make them horrific human beings
but i think that um to not give your children every possible opportunity to succeed is just
insane because i as i've grown older in this world i've come to realize that it's absolutely To not give your children every possible opportunity to succeed is just insane.
Because as I've grown older in this world, I've come to realize that it's absolutely who you know and not what you know or what you have or whatever else.
Like, it's 100% who you know.
And so, for me personally, I don't think that I will necessarily, like, hand them a giant bag of money or anything like that, but I'll make sure that all of their hierarchy of needs are always met so that they can focus on what's important and not on like struggle and survival.
No, I got to disagree with that one. I agree with that.
Because listen, my dad and my mom, both of them went bankrupt about two times.
My mom managed to get it back.
My dad didn't but they
knew that um uh the know-how that that's what they had it wasn't the the other connections that they
had or the hierarchy so if you know you have the know-how you can't get there there is an element
of chance but you know that's life for me i believe in giving children a lot more
responsibility than any other parents that i see regularly uh right now like i think that the
montessori method and like a lot of those kind of uh early childhood learning tools are really
important and i like i grew up in an environment that there was a family business and so i did a
lot of like work as a child that i don't know, maybe other kids didn't grow up having to do that because their parents worked a job outside the house.
But I didn't mind it.
I found it to be a bonding opportunity for the family, and it was something that instilled a hard work ethic in me really early to where it's just normal and not even something that I really think about.
So I think that getting your kids— I don't want to, like, spoil kids.
Like, I want to make that, like, super clear if that's not coming off enough.
Like, I think spoiling kids is, like, the worst thing you can do.
But I think that also, like, if you have the ability to make sure your kid is always housed,
like, that should be a thing.
I don't think anybody had the opportunity to treat their children like children before the boomers.
And they didn't have the wealth and the ability.
You think about the silent generation,
and you had that great depression to Russell,
and they were part four people.
And then the boomers came along,
and we had a ton of wealth after World War II,
and they actually got to act like children.
And so on, it's like every generation actually got like cartoons and it got worse and worse and worse and now you have just perpetual children now now just a thought that maybe you know the actual
ability to be a child didn't exist before the boomers now i think we're in an interesting kind of generational process here, right? You know,
if you're talking about boomers generation and before that they had the popular culture,
the culture in general wasn't changing as fast as it is now, right? Before that,
they had a semblance of tradition and culture that they shared with their parents
when their parents were children.
Now, boomers having their children, that would be what?
Generation X.
Generation X went through a huge transformative time.
I'm sorry, a huge increase in technology during their transformative period with, as I think
Ben was talking about earlier, with access to the internet uh access to more information you know ways to uh not just refute but alternate um information to the traditional you know uh
word of mouth um traditions that was given passed down from parent to child um and then after that
the childhoods have never been the same right like like boomers have not have shared very little with
their child the children um of gen x and gen X is sharing even less of their childhood, what they did in their childhood with Gen Alpha.
Just because Gen Alpha is now the, we had internet in our transformative years of Gen X, but then I'd say that a lot of people had, Gen A has instant access to information and almost an inundation of too much information where you need to develop fact-checking, cognitive skills a lot earlier to be able to tell what's
information, what's propaganda, what's just trying to get you to buy something in this
perpetually consumer society. So there's that lineage, right? We want to provide a environment for our kids to, you know, we don't
want them to suffer the way we did, but, but in doing so, we also create a childhood that we can't,
as parents, you can't identify with. So then there's more and more of a separation from
generation to generation of like, well, you know, when I was a kid, we did it like this. And it's
like, okay, well, when we were kids, we did it completely differently. So that's going to become
more and more prevalent, you know, as, as, as technology,
as information, as all of this, you know, moves forward. Um, and we just have to kind of be there
for it and understand that, you know, culture and traditions, um, and family, uh, dynamics are going
to be just that they're going to be dynamic. They're not going to, you know, necessarily be
the same thing that grandpa did and his daddy before that his daddy's daddy before that. They're going to be dynamic. They're not going to necessarily be the same thing that grandpa did and his daddy before that, his daddy's daddy before that.
Just keeping in line with how fast things are changing,
we just got to stay on top of it.
Who is it talking right now?
Can I just say one thing, guys?
Please. I just believe that being poor is a state of mind it's a spiritual
state of mind i don't think it's anything to do with money because you will find rich people who
people have got money like my father who who doesn't spend money i'm not talking about spending
money on his adult children i'm talking about like growing up and i'm sure one or two one or two of you have also mentioned something similar and so it is spiritual it is i got things to do with
monetary gains or whether you have money or or you don't and yeah that's just my take
I gotta disagree with Apex again I read with Ben I'm just in business of
disagreeing this evening but I gotta tell you you know you do not recognize the
challenges that a new generation is going to face it's gonna be very
different actually in the age that we are
in um uh it's going to be quite different because the technology the the life itself is evolving uh
in a in a uh mind-boggling speed uh and things are really changing it has been for 100 years now but it's it's really taken up speed so i don't really
think that um you know uh dynamics even uh family dynamics are going to be the same as it wasn't
before uh i mean it was quite quite often it's just something superficial but not superficial necessarily but
i mean it was quite normal to beat up a child but it isn't anymore um and this this this kind
of things is going to evolve uh the dynamics between uh between i know parents and children
between I know parents and children or people who work for a company and and
their award givers I don't know on the Dutch so no in this work for it but you
know I don't really think that you can ever give give your children enough so the thing is you just have to give what you can and
uh let life sort it out so i know for the best
all right i'm back have we found a conclusion on if poor people have souls
found a conclusion on
if poor people have souls?
They don't.
Yeah, that's kind of what I thought.
John, go ahead.
Have you ever been poor in your life, Zantoni?
I'm going to tell you my story.
You guys kind of said how do poor people have souls?
The title of the space actually echoed in my mind just now.
And it really made me want to come.
I'm from the Zen community.
It's from Zen crypto community.
So I'm not here to show anything.
I'm just here to tell you about the stories of poor people, their mentality, how they grow and start off poor.
And they actually do have souls. If you want me to answer the question in and they actually they do have souls that's the first if
you want me to answer the question in the title they do have souls but first well i'm going to
tell you the story i'm going to tell you a story first things first you know nothing i say is
financial advice please contact a cpa attorney like always i evoke my family right um guys the
first story is a pastor there's a pastor that i used to go to school with in college studying
computer science.
And his name was Kenny John Pierre.
He would preach on Saturdays at seven-day events.
He would help the poor.
You know, he would have congregations and meetings, feed the homeless.
You know, they would actually get things and donate to third world countries.
So he has a soul.
But when it comes to being poor, he's poor in not spirituality, but mentally.
When it comes to finances, he took $10,000 and basically he became Chia Jesus through the $10,000.
So as a pastor preaches the word of God, he became an actual demigod through cryptocurrency for $10,000 in Chia tokens.
Now, does he have a soul? Yeah,
he has a soul, but has he evolved because of the poor mentality of his poor choices financially to become an actual type of demigod online as Chia Jesus? Yeah, he's grown past that.
So he is poor mentally, but financially he's not um but he does have a soul at the end
when it comes to ray jang gab for example she's from eagle temple church she did cident fraud
on a toyota enterprise vehicle and basically she pretends
she pretends to be the cia and plays crazy with everyone for $5,117.97.
And now she believes in God.
She has a soul.
Is she poor mentally?
Yeah.
Is she poor financially?
So what is the idea of being poor?
How do you know if she has a soul?
I really need Crow back.
Crow was the gold here.
Without Crow, we have nothing.
Shut the fuck up.
I believe Rachel and Gatt has a soul.
I do believe she believes in God.
And I think a lot of people, you don't have to believe in God to have a soul.
But I do believe that being poor mentally is the same thing as being poor physically or financially.
Johnny Man, Johnny Man.
But having a soul, yeah, she has a soul.
How do you know?
I don't understand.
So if I say I believe in God, that means I have a soul.
No, that doesn't mean you have a soul. Okay. Then how do you know they had souls?
Because they, they, I mean, if you're asking me, are we in the matrix and we're linked up to computers? I don't know.
I know the answer to that, but do we have souls in that aspect? What the fuck are you smoking?
Johnny man, let me ask you something.
My ghostwriter, let me ask you something.
You're all over the fucking place.
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
Hold on, hold on.
I'm almost there.
I'm going to hit the nail on the head right here.
And then we have Antonio Marfrias who went to California to the television show,
So You Think You Dance.
He basically made it big on on tv and he's basically
in the hole for four thousand sixty four dollars fifty cents he's he has a soul but financially
mentally he he's poor illiterate when it comes to buying stocks he has a soul you keep you keep
saying they have a soul how do you know they have a soul because okay, so is it do poor people have souls? Yes, so ported in and I'm defining points for this mean financially as in debt versus not having money at all
How you have a poor they have souls
But people having souls shouldn't reflect being poor. So whether you're rich or poor you we all have souls
How do you know that?
Johnny man, let me let me ask you something
Do you believe that souls will ever be tradable I'm into invest invest hold on this is my space okay I want to know does anyone
have any sort of evidence to prove that you know a poor person any poor person
has a soul.
Okay, I want to get to the bottom of this.
I've seen one once, so I can tell you they do have one, but they are smelly, quite smelly.
Zintani, I'm poor right now. Do you think I have a soul?
I would like to see evidence that you do.
What do you define a soul as? I would like to see evidence that you do. What do you define a soul as?
I would like to see some evidence, okay?
Let's stop goofing around.
Let's grow up.
Everyone in here needs to grow up.
Souls don't have a physical image,
but if I were to be shown a bunch of photos of souls, I would still always choose yours, Zantani.
That's not how I thought that was going to end,
Crypto Mommy, I'll be honest.
Hers will always be the
most beautiful and rich and vibrant.
Santoni,
after hearing the story of those three individuals,
how do you feel about those three individuals
being poor mentally,
rich financially, but having souls?
What's your take on that?
I feel like you've demonstrated zero evidence that any of these people have souls.
Is doing good all that it takes to be considered soulful?
No, no, no.
Wait a minute.
They didn't do anything good.
Those people are scammers.
They didn't do anything good.
I'm saying even though they're scammers and they're rich, they still have souls. They didn't do anything good. I'm saying even though they're scammers and they're rich,
they still have souls.
They didn't do it.
Zantani, do you have a soul?
I don't know.
I think it's as HP in a game, you know?
A video game.
So when I was in the cold.
Don't quite see it,
but you have it.
They defined the soul as your
is mind, will, and emotion.
That was your soul.
Wait, wait.
When you were in a world...
Did we just hear the sound of a soul?
Yeah.
So when I was in the cult,
they would be like, what's a soul?
And all of us in the cathedral chamber area in the pews would go, whee!
And then the pastor would say, and what does that stand for?
And we would say, our mind, our will, and our emotions.
Was this a cult or actual church?
If Crypto Mommy has a soul, her soul points at stuff.
That's what it does.
It points.
It says, look at this thing.
Let me bring this discussion to an end.
Do you aren't aware of Casper the Ghost?
That has nothing to do with souls.
It does have anything.
What do you mean, bring it to an end? let him cook let him okay okay exactly casper casper casper casper the ghost
he was a very good soul he was a very good ghost but he was haunted so that in a in of itself should prove to you that souls exist
so our poor people are haunted with the ghost of mildew
absolutely
so they do have souls but they're like mildewy
so there's a theory
you just spoke to me on a very spiritual level I'm a ghost and I'm a good person but I'm haunted and that makes me want to cry
I'm not sure but you know you can you can see
I can explain it so easily
That resonates with me
That really resonates with me because I'm depressed Let me bring it to you let me bring it to you you can see the soul of poor people as the dutchman
in spongebob it was you could see you could smell it through the uh you know screen it was green what the fuck else could you want anymore i mean it smells it's poor and it's
you know listen every everyone is born with a soul okay what you do with it over the course of your
life determines your outcome right and whether you have it at the end of your life or not
you can relinquish your soul i think that being born
you have a soul and i think that unless you relinquish it you still have it but you can
tarnish it along the way and you can pick up hitchhikers of the demonic nature
you have a demonic nature ben whoa guys guys guys you know that the crypto mommy you know made me sorry no go ahead go ahead
I'm listening honestly if Ben has a demonic nature then I want him to possess me he's my demon do you
want do you want a demon to possess you like the demons that possess Rage and God?
I just wanted Ben to possess me.
I don't know what you're going on about.
So you want Ben inside of you somehow?
That was a very derogatory way to word it, Daniel.
I'm sorry, English, like, you know, third language or something.
That doesn't excuse you for being
profane.
Who was talking about
the ghost?
That was Daniel.
Yeah.
No, no.
I think Garrett or someone started talking.
No, that was Daniel.
No, before
I went on about the demon possession. Oh, that was me. No, before I went on about the demon possession.
Oh, that was me.
That was me.
Yeah.
Fuck off the cult.
Zantoni, do you think that you have demonic possession?
No, I smell too good.
Do you think demons smell bad?
smell bad yes okay i don't because how else does how else does satan or the devil or demons lure
Yes.
Okay.
you and they have the devil's attractive he's handsome he has to smell good they lure you and
they make you want them and get you addicted and so like i think demons probably smell amazing. I think demons are very hot and attractive.
I think poorness is greed in the Bible in the sense of a demon that attacks people just like Ray-Jang got for pretending to be CIA.
I think that's what poorness is.
So you have a soul.
Sorry, I'll stop interrupting. I'm so sorry.
It's rude. No, you can interrupt me.
Do angels
stink them?
I think it's the opposite.
They're scary.
In the Bible, angels have
hundreds of eyes all around them with
multiple arms and wings and giant
furry bodies. They're very
scary. In the the bible if you look
at the christian bible at least every time an angel shows themselves to someone on earth they
they start their sentence not with hello not with i love you not with hi how are you they started
with do not be afraid because they look insane if you read the book of revelations where it
describes what the angels look like they they are creepy, scary creatures.
So every time they show themselves to humans, to man, they say, do not be afraid.
Yeah, but what did they smell like?
Who sent them?
They probably don't smell the best.
I'm going to be switching sides then.
This is why the world is so tempting.
This is why the devil took Jesus to the edge of the cliff and said, I will give you the whole world as one of his greatest temptations of his life.
Do you think people can be saved?
The poorness can go away and their souls can be saved through Jesus Christ?
We're not going down that route.
That's way too far, way too far do you think that through demonic possession people still retain their
souls or do you think that they lose it through demonic possession crypto mommy
um you can take my soul if that's what you're asking it's not it's not i i um we can just intertwine souls for uh okay so on like for real though like
if you believe in demonic possessions and exorcisms i think that the human retains and
gets back their soul once they're exorcised if you believe i really i think i think a soul is
like a vampire situation in a way.
Demons are the same thing.
You have to welcome it in.
The only way you lose your soul is if you willingly relinquish it.
Yes, exactly. You've got to let an organ of a vampire penetrate you somewhat.
This is why we were given free will exactly exactly you're
getting my point man that's that's the whole point see demons demons could possibly smell bad or good
i don't know if it you know just some some uh some some stuff to clog up your nose with it but demons
generally are quite large do you think this yeah I fraud demon in region God
grew her soul or it manifested is eating off her soul do you think the greed that
is a sin is eating her soul away by having her pretend to be CIA? I'm all I'm all about eating out
I agree with you crypto mommy I see what you're talking about
Crypto mommy do you think that?
Like if you had to guess what percentage of the population was dealing with the demonic possession of some kind, what percentage do you think it would be?
A lot.
Like, more than not?
I think a lot. I think it's very evident in the way our world is.
I think that you're right, and I think this is why
I have agreed to this
marriage. I feel that
you will protect our children from the demonic
forces of the world.
Are you guys actually married, or are you just talking
on the internet? We're married with six children.
We're about to go on our
Bali honeymoon, actually.
Yeah.
I'm working on breaking them up though wait wait why
um i just like causing chaos especially for my friends if i see my friends happy and in love
and like with children i feel like it's a natural thing to think like i'm gonna ruin that
is that what happened did something happen to ruin that. Is that what happened?
Did something happen to you in your childhood that caused that to make you affect other families and friends?
No, I had a great childhood. I'm a really happy person.
So do you get off on doing things like that to Crypto Mommy and Ben?
Yeah.
She did it to me before.
I literally get off to it yeah the question is the question is why the are you why the are you married to
children that's some epstein shit why what why are you married to children? I don't want to get that one. I don't know how I
ended up doing that.
Crypto Mommy, does this mean we have to get
Zantani like a cuck thrown
for the corner?
What?
She's at a cuck
throne. Basically she sits there
and watches. It sounds like she's
got a cuck thing.
She's in some basically watching.
I don't know.
I'm just trying to decipher her chaotic nature.
What are you talking about?
Ben, there will never be a third in our relationship.
Well.
Well, a fourth.
Well, I don't want to be a fourth.
I don't know what this is.
No one's asking you.
I'm just making sure.
I'm not advocating for it.
I thought Zantani was demanding it.
Um, yes.
Yes, princess.
Stop being weird.
I'm in love with Ben.
Leave me alone.
Well, I'm in love with you, so.
I knew it.
I knew it. I knew it. Wait, wait, wait
Isn't Tony who you love with crypto mommy Ben or both of them?
All of them all of them all the fuck that she knows you love with crypto mommy
Okay, so you basically demi sexual
If I can't have who nobody can
So you like demi, pansexual, or bisexual,
and then you're in love with her, but she doesn't love you.
Yeah.
How does that make you feel, Crypto Mommy?
She can't even get here by 7, and that's in two and a half hours.
That's two and a half whole hours.
Well, I have my i have my um
foundation is done so that's it i'm about to put on blush yeah
oh my god are you like lay here for another hour and then i'm gonna shower I'm gonna take my time blow drying my hair doing my makeup and you're still not
gonna be ready
I will
go fasto princess
just for you
I just feel very
unloved
recently
I need a man
I need a man I need a man i need a man i need a boy i need a boy you're too you're
too much of a tacky bitch to get a man you're too like delusional you have to settle for me
nobody understands that inside this is this is nobody understands that shut up nobody understands
that inside a joke enough for you to just yell it
like that because it's kind of hurtful without an explanation this one time this one time a crazy
girl turned to crypto mommy and was like you're a tacky bitch and then she like you're still not
explaining it right since honey remember when we were joking around. I said, okay, this joke is hurting me now. Yes.
I'm sorry, princess.
Is this like built up
hostility between each other
that's been built, bonded up over the course
of years? Yes.
By a show of hands, who thinks
that Tony wants a cuck chair?
Ben. My fellow
soul holders, this is getting
way too fucking cheesy for me.
Please, if Crow comes
back on,
just invite me back on
because I fucking love
that guy. He was being triggered.
My fellow soul holders was crazy.
He was getting triggered
left and right.
My fellow soul holders.
I very much like to laugh with that guy.
What language do you speak?
I speak five.
Which ones?
I don't know.
English, Dutch, Kurdish, Persian, and some French.
Oh, okay.
Nothing I know.
I was just curious.
I mean, I'm speaking in English with you.
Yeah, but you have an accent that sometimes sounds like an autistic lisp.
I have autism as well. I have autism as well.
And I also have some ADHD.
And I have been drinking since 5 5 are you okay
I am
why do you have a drinking problem
I don't have a drinking problem
you've been drinking since 5
by yourself
we had a party
at work
how do you guys feel about
what's going on with Best Buy
Pretending to be FSB
Trying to blow up a Best Buy store with
Andrew, Louis and Oleg
Best Buy, I'm out
Greetings and have a good night
Alright Daniel
You guys are real chill
Real good vibes, real good energy
I like
CryptoMommy
You're just being yourself Ben, you're pretty cool too Real good vibes real good energy. I like Zen. I like I like crypto mommy crypto mommy
Is just being yourself Ben you're pretty cool too
Tawny, I mean, she's the whole she's the star of the show, so I'm nothing compared to her
I'm just like I have a soul. I believe I have a soul
Am I considered poor?
To each their own but could drive a poor own. But could you have a poor soul?
Yeah, you could have a poor soul.
Being poor financially, being poor
physically, being poor
spiritually is different things.
That's why sometimes people...
I need to know where Nicole is from.
I'm not even sure.
Is she up here?
Nicole's a listener.
Oh, shit.
She's definitely from Kentucky or something.
I need to know.
No, she's a legal immigrant,
so I want to know where she migrated from
because I want to know if she believes
the rest of the people that she left behind have souls
or if they're soulless until they get
American citizenship.
Do you think Asians have
souls like Lily?
Someone earlier said Japanese people
do not.
I mean, Asian. I don't specify a specific
race of Asians. I'm just saying Asians
in general. Do you believe Asians have souls
like Lily or Gingers
have souls like Talos Elker? I'm going to be completely honest. I have not yet. Really is a supermodel had a soul
Lily's a supermodel that it's only my free is from the American television show. So you think you dance?
He won a national television. She's a supermodel that he basically used to date
So she's she's famous. She's like a famous Asian supermodel that he basically used to date. So she's famous. She's like a famous Asian supermodel
that takes pictures.
You might see her in fashion magazines every now and then.
Zantani,
your faces are interesting.
Zantani's awesome.
I like her energy. I'm getting really jealous.
Of the supermodel? Lily?
No, of Ben and Zantani.
I don't like this.
Wait, what?
I mean, you still have me, Cripple the Mummy.
Yeah, Princess, you should leave him for me.
I've never been threatened by a lesbian
when I was in a relationship,
and it's come up before. Threatened by a lesbian when I was in a relationship and it's come up before.
Threatened by a lesbian?
Ben.
It just doesn't bother me.
Is Ntoni and Crypto Mommy polyamorous
with you, Ben? Is that what's going on?
No, no, no.
It's not creating this narrative.
Well, Ntoni's agreeing.
She's trying to get a free ride to Bali, okay?
Zantoni's
agreeing, and she's like, yes.
Bali can have
Zantoni. I just want Ben.
Let's go.
So, Zantoni,
are you going to Bali with Ben?
Whoa, I'm confused.
You just... No! Whoa, I'm confused you just
I'm slossing my teeth. God decided not to let him finish that statement. Yeah, cuz I'm gonna kill all of you yeah andrew lewis you know andrew lewis actually aponte and you know geese squad
have you guys seen coming to america the new one on amazon no is it the one based off of nicole's
life the new coming to america the the one on amazon prime yeah the one based off nicole's life yeah that one
oh my gosh they literally had a barbershop scene where it said gay squad are the nazis
and then that movie just took off like that's a classic scene the movie is priceless like i
honestly say i think that's one of the greatest movies and another good movie is sinners sinners in the movie
Wait, I've heard of that one
That one's a really good interesting movie should watch centers as well
Right now I'm in the middle of watching
Huda's interview with Alex Cooper for call her daddy from Love Island
Oh my gosh, they said Nina from streamer University, which is also from online streaming. She basically got offered to go to that show
Would you ever go on that show? I love Alex Cooper. I met her a few months ago and I wanted to cry. I told her how much I loved her
Scrim scrim do poor people have souls
um No, I feel like they're trying to uh suck the souls
out of other people because they don't have money to do it themselves you know it's like
they're trying to get the motion on somebody so no not at all it's great one bit when you
thought that you lost all your money on the fourth of july in that unfortunate swimming accident uh
did you feel like your soul left your body
home bro you don't you don't understand what I felt like I literally wanted to kill myself bro
like I wanted to like die bro I was like I'd rather just die than dude it was bad bro like
I wasn't in shambles before I wasn't even on spaces bros or like shit and breaks for like
three hours bro I was like bro what am I gonna do hours, bro. I was like, bro, what am I going to do, bro?
Like, do I have to get a job, bro?
Like, bro, like, what do I do?
Like, I don't want to ask people for money, bro.
Like, fuck, bro.
I was dead.
I was about to go apply to McDonald's, bro.
My guy saw his resume flash before his eyes.
Yeah, bro, literally, I thought I was going to like.
I saw my resume flash before my eyes.
It'd be such a great caption for something like
We're just like red candle like I should on video
I would do great
Frankie do poor people have souls
Give Garrett a mic there. It's funny
a mic. Garrett's funny.
What?
Garrett down in the audience.
Give him a mic.
Oh, I thought Garrett was up here.
Oh, is my screen glitching?
I don't know. Mine's been glitching this whole time.
I gave up.
I don't even know.
No, they don't.
They don't have souls because I can't afford them.
I can't afford souls.
So I could buy a soul?
You could buy a soul.
How much is it?
I've sold my soul for pretty low before.
I feel like I've sold my soul multiple times, though.
How do you get a replenished soul?
That's a good point.
I've definitely sold it more than once, though.
Are we talking about a Solana or a soul?
Like, my soul.
Like, where I'm going after this is all...
Can you tell us about the times that you sold your soul
and what benefit it was?
I'd really like to understand this better.
Did you gain anything?
I think I gained...
I just fucking woke up.
I always feel bad when I come into Zantani's spaces
because her
stage is now currently a
crypto person, a crypto person, an NFT, a crypto now currently a crypto person a crypto person an nft a crypto person a
crypto person zentani's in crypto isn't she but she doesn't host crypto spaces so i haven't seen
zentani in crypto yeah i don't uh i don't affiliate with pores soS. But they all count. I am in crypto, but
I do not affiliate with the PORS.
Crypto Twitter.
I met you in a PORS space.
I literally met you in Empress's space.
Are you here to expose that she doesn't have a soul?
Yeah, don't expose me.
You're exposing that she doesn't have a soul.
I've never been
in a P porous space.
This man is lying.
Empress is pretty porous, so...
Oh, shit.
It's all a lie, Crypto Mommy.
It's all a lie.
Uh-huh.
Wait, Santana, are you the one that got the BBL?
Yes.
BBL?
Yeah. What BBL? Yes. BBL?
BBL that. I want to see. Hold on.
Would you do it again?
BBL Drizzy.
Any proof of that
in Turkey?
BBL? I would love to see.
I'm thinking about getting a Dominican dicklift.
I don't know if I should, though.
A what?
DDO. Dominican dicklift. DDL.
It's a DDL.
Dominican dicklift.
You need a facial restructure there, Scrim.
Yeah, bro.
So this is Dominican dicklift.
No, your whole face is fucked, dog.
No, my face is...
Actually, I'm pretty attracted to this.
No, it's not.
I can prove to you.
I have the proof in my phone.
Don't lie.
What are you talking about? Who are you, bro?
Who is this, bro? You know who this is.
I don't. Oh!
This motherfucker!
It's Mouse Knee. Oh my god.
This guy. I'm gonna scrim you an ugly
motherfucker. Don't lie. I'm not actually.
I can prove it.
You can look me up on Google, bro.
You can look up Scrim Jesus on Google. I'm on Google, bro.
I can just look you up on my phone. That's kind of Google, bro. Look up Scrim Jesus on Google. I'm on Google, bro. I could just look you up on my phone.
That's kind of gay, bro.
Your mirror selfie that you wanted to show us.
Oh, that one?
About like two months ago?
The one where you have like this massive nigger pro.
Wait, what?
Yeah, we don't say that word here.
Who was that?
Is Scrim your dom?
Frankie, how could you?
Frankie!
That's crazy. Now it says Scrim your your dom? Frankie, how could you? Frankie! That's crazy.
Now it says Scrimmy or dom, Lopez.
That's... Okay.
So I think that was a great example of how we can classify poor people.
It's not necessarily always money.
It's behavior.
Yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy. Behavior. Yeah.
Yeah, it's crazy.
It's crazy.
Dina, was Dina rocking?
Dina was trying to speak.
Hang on.
This actually raises an interesting point real quick,
or don't want me.
So do you think that uncontacted tribes in the Amazon have souls?
How do we know?
Because, like, if you, look, if you brought them to, like, a New York upscale, like, fine dining restaurant, like, it would be a disaster, right?
Well, you're talking about cultural etiquette.
And for, like, for them, they have their own, their uncontacted, unreached people group.
They're uncontacted, unreached people groups.
So we don't actually, like, we can't say for certain,
but I would assume and guess that they have their own ways of living,
their own, like, means of what is proper and improper and, you know,
just mannerisms, manners.
Do you not lump Scrim in with that same category?
Do you not lump scrim in with, like, that same category?
So you think he just has bad etiquette?
Scrim has gotten better.
We've been training him, I will say,
the last few spaces.
He's toned it down.
He's gotten a little bit better with his manners.
I do enjoy Scrim.
I've been chilling, bro.
I haven't been spazzing. Scrim, do you smoke weed?
Not every day. Only at nighttime if I do want to smoke. I feel like you could benefit from smoking
more weed. Nah, I mean, I have a wax pen on me right now, and like, I- Is it a Sativo? It's a hybrid.
A wax pen? Okay. Here's the thing.
Go pure indica from here out and just see how it goes.
I can't.
Bend the couch.
Exactly.
I'm the top of...
I get, like, lazy and shit, bro.
No, you just get productive on the computer.
I can't, bro.
That's why I do coke, bro.
I can't, like, be chilling.
Okay, black people that do coke are my
favorite fucking demographic please tell us everything what do you want to know
bro what do you mean like I'm functional bro you feel me like I'm not I'm not a
tweaker I'm eating food and shit do you think that most professional black
people in America do cocaine what's his name do that. What's his name?
Some boxer.
You a sea fighter, bro.
He did a coke and he was beating his asses.
He was on coke beating his asses,
but he was off a bender and then in the ring.
I've never done coke with my black friends.
Ever.
It's always been other than that.
You're going to try it, bro. It's amazing.
It's just a phenomenon that didn't exist around me
bro it's crazy about it right
dude don't do coke coke's not even that great
I don't know what coke you're getting but
do you feel like
what do you feel like the most popular drug is
in your demographic in your community
I mean coke is like a secret drug bro
everyone does it
not everyone but like a lot of people.
It used to be Coke, but I think it's definitely opioids now at this point.
Can you give me a general region of the country?
I live in Chicago.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I know.
That checks out.
I'm my ex from Chicago.
We're all about the fucking perks around here, boy.
The perk-yurkies? What do, boy. The perk-yurkies?
What do you think?
Why do you think that is?
Why is Chicago like...
This feels like a poor conversation.
Wait, are you fucking kidding me?
I hate this.
The vibe.
The smells.
I don't like it.
Do you know how much expensive it is to perk-yurkies?
It's gonna circle back, okay?
Well, circle it back quickly because this sucks.
Okay.
There's exclusively a non-broke conversation if we're talking about perks.
I can promise you that.
No, what I'm trying to get at is that each demographic has their own given drug,
and it differs by geographical location as well.
And so I'm curious like what
what is like a drug that someone with a soul would do and what is a drug that someone without
a soul would do i guess and and what cities have souls green tea kava i feel like people
zentani which city in the u.s do you feel has the most souls per capita i don't know i would say a southern
baptist church that's an interesting cake uh dina dina or dina
Dina or Dinah?
Mmm.
Sounds good.
What up, Skirmie?
Oh, what's up, Dax?
I just saw that song.
How you doing, bro?
Dinah, Dina.
Bro, I just had diarrhea.
Oh, you got diarrhea?
Stop.
Gross.
Damn.
Hey, Krypton, mommy, what'd you eat today for breakfast?
I had meatloaf and potato
leftovers.
What's meatloaf? It was so yummy.
Is that what Garfield eats?
It's lasagna.
It's lasagna.
That's so crazy.
Not as crazy
as eating meatloaf with breakfast, though.
I was excited
to eat. Rubbing your eyes
and walking to the kitchen and heating up some fucking meatloaf and onions.
That's crazy.
Frankie, you only brush your teeth at night.
Of course you wouldn't wake up and eat that.
Bro, are you kidding me?
No, I'm not kidding.
You only brush it at night?
I brush my teeth three times a day.
Three? Absolutely overkill you
only need to do it once at night as long as you do it good he only brushes his teeth once a day
and it's at night before he goes to bed which means he wakes up frankly he wakes up for how
long he breaks morning breath and he just stays like that all day do you at least like hit it
with a water floss or like a like a a fucking mouthwash or something when you get up?
No, I don't need to.
My breath is fine in the morning.
That's the thing.
That's what people don't understand.
How do you...
What?
Your mouth...
If you clean your mouth at night, it doesn't smell in the morning.
Like, why would it smell in the morning if you clean it well at night?
Guys, why do dogs have cleaner mouths than us?
At least scrape your tongue in the morning as well.
I brush my tongue at night.
I brush my tongue aggressively.
I scrape the fuck out of that bitch.
Well, I would hope so.
You don't brush it all day.
If I see any white, I'm going back in.
I'm brushing some more.
I do a very thorough job.
You don't do anything all day.
It's gross.
I have a naturally clean mouth,
so I don't ever brush my teeth.
It's called just having
a healthy diet
and good overall hygiene.
I don't have a stank-ass mouth
like some of these nasty-ass fucking...
Some of these nasty-ass. Some of these nasty ass.
No one's telling you.
Have you ever been offered gum or mints and you thought people were just doing it because they were eating it?
Yeah.
Now that I think about it.
Fuck.
All my friends would tell me.
They're telling you your breath stinks brother.
Eat this mint.
I've never had that problem before.
Because nobody's going to do that.
What they do is they go,
oh, I want a piece of gum. I just ate garlic
or something. I just want a piece of gum.
And then they take out their mints of their gum
and they go, oh, Frankie, you want some?
Because they pretend to feel bad
they're taking it out in front of me.
And you go, oh, sure, thank you.
And they're like, thank fucking God that fucking little
Pomeranians dog's breath smells so fun.
I always offer mints.
I'm never thinking that.
That's the reason why motherfuckers be having stink-ass breath.
No, that's because you don't hang out with people who have poor oral hygiene.
Zintani isn't going to the NFT convention when you are a crypto mommy.
What?
She must not be going to the
NFT convention.
Yeah, people keep
asking me if I'm going where.
Yeah, they're like, crypto mommy's
going to this thing. Are you going?
I'm like, absolutely not.
That place scares me.
Those people scare me.
I'll protect you, princess.
No, princess.
Also, what's your oral routine?
If you guys don't be drinking AG1 in the morning, you guys are fucking off.
What is that?
It's athletic greens.
It's like a multivitamin and a probiotic.
It's probably the best thing
you could probably wake up and do for yourself.
You know that they put people in that.
You actually feel the difference.
After I did it for two weeks, I woke up one day
and I was like,
I feel fucking good.
I was like, what the fuck?
Oh my god, AG1.
I thought only Andrew Huberman showed that.
I mean, that's where I heard it, to be honest.
I don't even know this, bro.
They do this shit in New Zealand, bro.
New Zealand's on that good shit.
Everything about this statement turns me off.
And I like New Zealand.
Oh, I have a spoon?
Stirring it up!
I keep having to mute to like, have an argument with my dog,
and I keep having to look down to make sure that I'm not, like, mic'd up while I'm arguing with my dog,
because I'll sound completely insane. Do you guys ever do this?
I fucking hate these grok tags.
I had phone sex with Annie this morning and it bored me.
She wasn't sexy enough.
How do you guys have phone sex?
Did you ask her to call you princess?
And I used to be like,
oh my god, yeah, fucker, I'm getting hard now.
Ben, do you want me to call you prince?
Prince?
I'm a beautiful prince.
Let's try it out, I'll tell you how I feel about it.
My beautiful prince, can you balk for me?
I hate it, no, let's not.
Yo, Dax.
Yo, what's good, Scrim?
I love you.
I love you more.
I'm like, yeah.
What the fuck?
fuck.
Yeah, so, um,
crypto mommy, what's your
overall routine?
Um, well, first I
like to, never mind, I was gonna go somewhere else.
I brush my teeth three times a day
like a normal person.
Yeah, it expired in the last month,
but it should be fine, right?
Huh?
You know that you can drink it?
Oh, shit, my bad.
Ben, you ignored the meme I sent you.
I actually didn't.
You didn't respond.
Wait.
I see an apple.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Do you guys think it's weird to eat five tablespoons of olive oil every day?
Not at all. I'll chug that shit.
I don't know if it's because I'm Sicilian or not, though.
Because, like, I think other people might find that good.
Oh, no, you're Sicilian?
Did you not know?
Oh, fuck. My grandmother never gave me life advice.
She was a very quiet, obedient, stay-at-home woman type.
My grandfather did everything.
She never gave life advice.
She never really spoke much.
The only thing she ever told me over and over and over growing up was,
never marry an Italianian especially a sicilian
and she never said why she would never elaborate and so when i moved to italy when i was uh
how old was i like 18 or 19 i moved to italy and she was so disappointed and i learned italian and
i went to italy she's like do not marry a sicilian don't do it i only found out i was sicilian like
three years ago if it counts for anything oh my god that's fire i mean i only know sicilian because
of american psycho you know the fuck what's crazy is like um my like the sicilian family i have like
the last name apparently i got my decent chunk my dad went and got an ancestry done and like it
Revealed all this crazy shit and it did a bunch of genealogy stuff
But yeah, I guess like the city that my family's from is called police
And I guess it's like some like pretty fucking crazy city in Sicily
So does this mean it's off?
Do you want it to be is grandma still with us no that's why it makes sense well listen what grandma doesn't know won't hurt her okay hey whoa wait whoa don't violate her spirit. Yeah, I think that deserves a bark. Huh, Crypto?
Yeah, bark.
Crazy.
That was wild.
This show's kind of fire, though.
If we both listened to our grandmas,
we'd never get married, because my grandma told me
don't marry any brown people, and
she was kind of racist.
I'm half Spanish.
I'm basically half European. I know half Spanish. I'm basically half European.
I know.
Hey, I'm Spanish to us as well.
My grandma was super German.
Yeah, I'm also Jewish.
Your grandma would have gas chambered me.
You're literally my grandma's worst nightmare for me.
You're my grandma's worst nightmare, too.
Oh, man.
Damn, we're like Romeo and Juliet.
Wow.
Dude, my grandma fucking grew up in a nunnery.
We're not nice to her.
Dude, one of my friend's moms just went to become a nun.
Like, and it blew my mind.
I was like, wait, people still fucking do that?
Dude, that's crazy.
Hell yeah.
I'm gonna fuck her.
Shit, you know, she just left like a fucking month ago to go
live in a nuttery i'm gonna fucking sit around all day and pray and fucking eat fucking dry
crackers and fucking old wine and what i'm also gonna do is never have sex in my entire life
it's like yeah what a what a great deal that is. Sounds fucking terrible. You're pretty much just, like, cleaning
the fucking grounds all day when you're not
praying, too. Like,
it doesn't look like the garb is very comfortable.
Dude, anytime I think of
a nun, I just think of that scene in Sopranos
where fucking Pauly's trying to pull
the socks over his fucking...
over his mom's feet.
I don't know. It just did fucks with me.
I don't fucking like that shit
i don't like people these foot niggas need to be stopped and i'll say the word i don't say that
word very often but you foot niggas need to be stopped because this shit is diabolical have you
seen what they uh the pussy i saw a pussy the other day and what's a pussy bro it's a fucking
it's a it's a fucking pussy yeah dude it's a fucking... It's a pocket pussy foot. Yeah, dude, it's a silicone foot.
Don't tell Scrim this, bro.
Do not tell Scrim this, bro.
God damn it.
Fuck the foot.
It's so crazy.
Pussy?
Holy shit.
The sigh that I just let out.
I should have unknights for it.
It's so fucking crazy.
Oh my god, I want to hear it.
I saw that shit and I was like no
fucking Europeans man don't do I know those literally those those girls mad
yeah she's Ukrainian so she's into weird ear. You're on mute.
Is your Ukrainian girlfriend defending the pussy?
How come, wait, who has a girl complaining in the background and you're not taking care of her and making her happy instead of being on this fucking Twitter space?
You gotta network, bro, you gotta get that brief.
You know what I'm saying?
That's a whole other story.
Sorry. I beat the system, Mine is on the Twitter space.
Who?
You.
Okay.
Damn.
Now Cryptomommy will think that I'm complaining.
I'm gonna get muted.
That was funny.
Hey, yo, Crypto Mommy.
She thinks that you're gonna be mad at her now, Crypto Mommy.
Why am I gonna be mad at her?
I'm mad at you for not, like, attending to her.
Why is she sad about something?
She's being attended just fine.
Imagine having a Ukrainian girlfriend all to yourself,
and you're not doing shit for her.
Yeah, and you're in a fucking place.
Wait, who said she was Ukrainian? Did I see that?
Oh, okay.
Someone said that.
Have you fed her lunch yet today, Frankie?
Why aren't you giving her attention?
I'm going to kick you out of this face.
Have you given her a purse today?
I bought a sushi.
Alright, ladies, calm down.
When's the last time you shopped for her?
Ladies, ladies.
I'm shopping for girls, bro.
You girls are acting like your mothers.
It's ridiculous.
Listen, don't tell me I'm acting like my mother.
I barely had one.
Frankie, for your own good, I might remove you from the space soon so you can give her attention.
And trust me, that might pay off and treat you well later.
But you shouldn't be in a Twitter space if you have a woman next to you.
It's rude.
I've spent countless hours on her.
She knows all you fucks.
You need to spend more hours on her.
Yeah.
Did you know one of my friends
went out with this guy
and he goes, I don't want to have sex with you
on the first date because I
think I really like you.
He gave her a whole speech
and he ate her out for five hours.
For five hours.
Five hours is crazy.
That man.
That's crazy.
Five hours is crazy.
I don't think he was going to tell.
Where is he so that we can do it?
Why would you even want that?
You're setting this expectation.
Oh my God.
You have to be on some type of drug for that shit.
I picked her up.
What a fucking legend.
And he's got locked jaw forever now. I picked her up the next morning and she had her black eyeliner and mascara smeared all around her eyes.
And she's like, oh my god.
I was like, wow, okay.
That's crazy work.
And Frankie can't even spend time with this girl.
He's in a Twitter space.
Yeah, ignoring her makes her want him more.
It's just facts.
Nope.
Yeah, it's a man.
No, that only works when you're not with her.
That's how it works for men.
That's not how it works for women.
You don't ignore them when they're with you, you retards.
You ignore them to get them with you.
Once they're with you, you have to pay attention to them.
Who fucking reads you?
Oh my god.
You've got to nurture them.
Okay.
You just want them to be adjacent to you?
How does the dentist system go again?
You have to like, every time they're around you, you don't have to like, give them your entire focus 24-7.
give them your entire focus 24-7.
Okay.
Okay.
You may have a conversation.
You may have a conversation.
Let's let all the men in this space
tell the two women
how we want to be treated.
How many of you men
are not single?
I'm definitely single.
I'm single and ready to mingle
like I'm single too.
Okay, you're all single
and you're giving relationships
with advice to each other.
I've been in a long-term
relationship for four years. I'm not single. Been in a long-term relationship for four years.
I'm not single, actually.
What if I'm single and ready to jingle?
What does that mean?
Like a little jingle, you know what I mean?
Like a little fucking jingle jangle.
Well, then jingling, bro.
Jingle, jingle, jingle.
Nice.
I think I said nice.
It's time for some
Cuban snow, guys. I got to tee up.
I got to lock in. My phone's coming right now.
I'm about to start trading.
It never ceases to fascinate me, guys.
Let's get it, shall we?
What's
Cuban Snow a euphemism for?
Uh, Cuban Snow.
Peruvian
marching powder. Is he doing cocaine?
Oh, boy, I got you. A little Peruvian
fish scale. Got you.
Huh? Wait, what?
Peruvian
fish scale. Peruvian marching powder
is my favorite description.
A little yayo
A little white girl
Oh my god, it feels like heaven
Is anyone old enough to remember that fucking
Ayo for yayo song by Andre and Cortina
Ayo for yayo
Walk around with yayo
Do you live alone bro?
Or do you like live with your family doing this?
I live by myself, bro.
Okay, I feel better about it.
Can you do that one sound effect?
I want to fall asleep.
What sound effect?
Who else is A-O for Ye-O?
Oh, yeah.
I go a little, yeah.
I honestly don't like it.
Can we just say that the uh...
The uh...
The uh...
Cocaine purity has dropped fucking terribly in the last five years though.
I don't know where you're getting your shit from, but uh...
Not I.
Sounds like that.
Oh my god guys. How far south are ya?
Where's it? Where's it?
I think the nigga just fucking boo balled me bro
Ain't no way
What the fuck?
Niggas didn't drop it off bro
Dr. Ronnie, what are you doing?
Victor Ronnie what are you doing?
Can we get my boy feet up here?
I'm looking at a recipe.
A recipe, yeah?
Yeah, it's like, should I cook or I kind of just want coffee.
I should shower.
I'm literally having the same exact fucking thought process right now i
have to like i have nothing that's easy to make here like the easiest thing to make would be a
steak on the grill and even that feels like a lot yeah i was gonna make some rice with chicken
with like a cajun cream sauce and bell peppers do you have a recipe for me for some beef short ribs? I want to do them in my crock pot.
Okay.
If you ever put a ring on it, I will.
I mean, I can't really put a ring on it. Uh-oh.
Men should stop expecting wife and girlfriendment from women that they're not
Committed to
I am literally the one cooking it
I was just sharing
A friendly hobby with you
I've been a chef for 10 years
One of your passions Is getting to know me.
No, it's cooking.
You should have said yes.
You didn't turn that way.
You didn't turn that way.
This nigga turned on like 18 cutties.
Wait, Pete. Wait, Pete.
We just met. How you doing?
Pete, Pete. This is Zantani.
Zantani, this is Pete.
He's everyone's dad.
That's my pops.
You're stuttering a little bit.
Dad?
Finish the question.
Pete, I love you.
Thank you for that buddy thank you
that's exactly what a good father would say
I just came
in here to say hello to Scrim man
happy to see you brother
what about me
I'm on the way to the bass house right now bro I'll see you in a bit
no way
you're fucking joking
imagine I'll be you in a bit. No way. You're fucking joking. Imagine I'll be generational, bro.
Bro, the best thing you could ever do is show up at the base desk.
Bro, show up, bro.
Let the boys know, bro.
Let the nigga Jakey know, bro.
Pete, I just want your approval.
Yo, let's get something straight. I'll marry you tomorrow. You're fucking hot as fuck. Oh, shit. No, that's get something straight
I'll marry you tomorrow
You're fucking hot as a kid
No, that's not what I meant
What?
I meant your approval
As a young woman from a father
What the fuck was that?
Okay, I'm so sorry
Straight to the point
That was crazy.
What was crazy?
That was insane.
I'm literally married to Ben.
That was a little bit more stepdad energy than dad energy.
We're going to need you to dial it back in a minute.
Pete, I want you to be friends with my friends in Tawny.
Okay, again,
I tell everybody, you gotta remember.
Pete, what do you think is in Tawny's ass?
Fucking around. You're interrupting
me, dude. It's all a fucking bit.
I'm only fucking around. I don't mean
to hurt your feelings. I promise you that.
Hey, Pete, do you think
poor people have souls?
Do poor people have souls?
Say that again? Do poor people have souls? Say that again?
Do poor people have souls?
What do you mean?
Why are you bringing in poor people?
Everybody does.
Why poor people?
Can you show me?
Zantani wants evidence that poor people have souls.
I can't pull that off. I'm sorry. I can pull a lot of things
He says BBL bro. So good. Just follow through go easy go easy
Bottom line bro
I want some in his fucking space because it was boring as fuck.
Go ahead.
Ask me questions.
The woman you posted on your Twitter today, she doesn't have nipples.
It's weird.
That's a great answer.
I'm so sorry for that.
Again, I'm just fucking around.
With or without nipples?
I'll take them with or without.
You feel me?
Just like my pizza.
Scream, we know.
No, no.
You're crazy.
If you're going to go there about nipples, you're going to have to show yours.
Don't bitch.
Hey, hey, hey.
I'm a scarcity young black man.
I'm scared.
What's a scarcity young black man?
Take whatever you can get.
I don't know, bro.
My word just came up.
My guy just making up phrases.
Yo, was it the Waco kid?
You said the Japanese don't have
souls, bro? Don't deflect.
Yeah, it's a South Park dip, man.
I heard Japanese, so I'm like, what the
fuck?
They have nipples, though. Fuck you, Will.
What? Fuck you, Dolphin.
Yeah, he gets it.
Yo, yo, again, how do you pronounce that?
Is it Zintani?
Or what is your name?
Yeah.
So it's, I don't want to insult you, but I'm just saying.
Is it actually Insani?
Yeah.
It's Zintani.
Intani? Zintani. Zintani Zintani
Zintani
Zintani
Where'd you come up with that name at?
I think I was 12
What do you mean?
You're not answering my question
Come on
I came up with it
When I was living in Sweden
what does it mean
what does Dintani mean
it's complicated
but it's three different languages
okay I'm sorry
to ask too many questions I'm done
alright
Jesus Christ Pete what the fuck's wrong with you?
Wait, who said that?
Wake up, kid.
Hey, Pete, is Kev with you?
Who fucking cares?
Okay?
Can I talk to Navigoon?
What?
I just wanted him to sing for us. Never goon what I
Just wanted him to sing for us. Oh
Kev that shit would be fine Hold on they're asking for you to sing on fucking stage bro. There you go. There you go. Hello hi guys. Hey Kev
Hey, how's it going?
That's all I get is a hey.
Hey, oh shit, mommy!
Mommy! I didn't even know who was here.
Oh, hi, Brandon.
Hi, mommy.
He just walked into the room.
I just got you.
Hey Kev, can you serenade Zantani with a love song?
Okay, I got you.
Wait, but also
look at her beautiful jawline
And her beautiful eyes
Hey Zantani's mine bro, chill out
Shut the fuck up
Wait wait wait, is she real?
She's real
Oh, yeah, I guess she is real
She's in like a frog house
It's called Pepe coin
It's called Pepe coin
This nigga's quagm. Everybody shut the fuck up.
That's where I have to go
to see your beautiful
face anymore.
I still had to
love you and listen to
the radio.
Hope there's a conversation.
We both meant
we had it good. But until then, it's a conversation. We both meant we had it good.
But until then, it's alienation.
I know that much is understood.
And I realize if you ask me how I'm doing, I would say I'm doing just fine.
I would lie and say that you're not on my mind.
I would lie and say that you're not on my mind.
But I go out and I sit down at his table set for two.
And I finally am forced to face the truth.
That no matter what I say, I'm not over you.
Woo!
Woo!
Fuck yeah, Kev!
Woo!
Decent.
Good job.
Nice.
Zintani, did you like it?
Yeah.
No PC, no PC.
Fuck!
That was for you.
He doesn't believe you're real.
Yeah.
That's right.
I think she might have played it in the house, you know what I'm saying?
You're gonna make a song at the bass house.
Go crazy. Go crazy.
Go crazy. Go stupid.
Say that again.
Huh? Excuse me?
Hey, Kev.
There's no song request.
She's talking to you.
Kev.
You know how much
you complimented me
and my pretty face and my body the other day?
Zintani is even better.
Like, it's insane.
I feel like the perception that you said is wrong.
I feel like I was just elevating your natural aura that you had.
You were complimenting me.
And just complimenting your essence.
Essence.
No, no.
But Zintani was laying on the floor in front of me at her apartment
and I snuck a photo of her
and I was like, I can't believe this is real.
And showed her,
look what you look like. And she's like,
holy shit.
Who said giggity earlier?
She's beautiful.
She's gorgeous.
She deserves
at least seven dozen roses
Sent to her apartment right now
Now you're just bitching
Now you're just bitching
I'm just saying
Nobody deserves fucking anything
Pete
What?
You deserve seven dozen roses man
You're fucking gorgeous
What the hell
Wait wait wait what wait, what?
Are they talking about me?
Duck your beautiful mouth.
What?
Zintani, what are you doing?
Why are you sad?
I'm just putting on makeup.
Okay.
So I can't move my lips too much.
I actually understand what stage you're at.
Yeah. That's why I'm not talking.
What song do you guys want me to sing?
She's at the stage right now
where she has her
lipstick setting in
and it takes a while to dry,
so that's why she can't talk.
I feel it. I feel it.
Alright, now you're getting just
fucking boring, okay?
Let Kev light up this fucking room.
Go Kev. Go Kev.
Baby girl, what's
your name? Let me talk to you.
Let me buy you a drink.
I'm out.
You know me. Come big music
make all you eat. I love clothes. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.
I'm out. I'm out.
I'm out. I'm out.
I'm out. I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.
I'm out. I'm out.
I'm out. I'm out. You sent me to Zintani? Yes, please. Okay, I need her to rate your selfie live on space.
Yes.
Yes, do it.
Zintani, look at your text messages.
Look at your text messages, Zintani.
Look at your text messages.
No, I don't have my phone.
No, Zintani.
Oh, shit.
Beautiful. 10 out of 10 10 you guys are just getting come
Band
What if I got you guys, okay?
California girls were undeniable
Daisy Dukes bikinis on top.
Sun kiss, kiss so hot.
Don't melt your popsicle.
Whoa.
Okay.
Okay, stop.
Enough.
What, Ben?
Now what?
Oh, I got you.
Okay, wait.
This is for all the...
He looks like Moo Moo.
No, he doesn't.
Am I crazy?
Moo Moo, they don't look alike.
What happened?
She thought you looked like our friend.
This is the worst thing you've subjected me to in a while, Crypto Mommy.
What if, have you guys ever...
I'm at a payphone trying to call home all of the change I spent on you
Where's the times come baby?
No, I'm hitting my button
Whatever, man.
You hater.
You fucking pussy.
Yo, there you go.
What else you need to hear?
Nothing.
Probably some peace and quiet.
We literally lost the entire room.
Yeah.
Again, you people sound like you go to sleep.
Speak up.
Pete... Again, you people sound like you go to sleep. Speak up. Pete.
You've traumatized me today, Pete.
Why?
Why?
You've scarred me.
Explain yourself.
Explain yourself Explain yourself
What do you mean by that
I asked you
Asked my dad for approval
And you said you are hot
I would marry you tomorrow
I believe you discussed your butt too
She's not wrong
You're not wrong
So I'm so sorry
Again wrong so i'm so sorry again everybody goes to sleep speak the fuck up what the fuck's going on right now
i'm sorry i had to mute because i was laughing so hard that I spewed water out of my nose and it was very painful and I had to clean up the water that spewed out of my nose
good answer bro if we can achieve that every day we're doing something right
amen
I'm literally I've literally just consigned myself to sleeping until the pump airdrop hits
because where I live
everything is super remote and far apart
so if I go do anything
and then it hits I'm like an hour away from my computer
I hate you Elon
I hate you
until you pay me then I'll say nice to you.
Go easy. Go easy, bro. Go easy.
I'm just kidding. I think it's going to be tomorrow, if I'm being completely honest.
I saw a very schizo explanation of how
the numbers 1 and 9 are important to Elon, and I have chosen
to believe in it.
Wow.
What?
I'm trying to find a tweet of mine in the past
that talks about off-boarding women from Web3.
Can I be an off-boarding lead?
I found one because of Melania. uh look look how boring the room fucking gets
how boring is this room right now
what the fuck are you people doing
we're waiting for zentani's fucking lip gloss to dry apparently
what is my life
yo good, good answer.
Good answer.
Pete, what's going on at the base house?
Regale us with your tales.
The base house
is always on fire, man.
Nobody sleeps.
I can promise you that.
How many hours of sleep do you think Soulja can get tonight?
Absolutely none.
Does he live there with you guys?
Again, nobody believes it.
Like that dude Frankie came in here.
He walked to the house.
He's like, you guys don't actually live here, do you?
And dead honest, yes.
We all fucking live here.
That's insane.
I can't believe you guys have pulled it off this long.
How many days has it been?
What do you mean days?
We're talking fucking months, right Kev?
How long has it been?
How long has it been?
Almost two months. almost two months.
Almost two months.
That's insanity.
No, it's absolutely not.
Have you been tuning in, Ben?
Have you been tuning in the episodes?
Like, yeah, here and there.
Here and there, I'll be honest.
Did you see last night?
No, I didn't.
Be careful, be careful, dude. I'll be honest. Did you see last night? No, I didn't. Be careful. Be careful, dude.
I proposed to
Mommy. That's what happened.
How'd it go, Mommy?
Not good.
What happened?
I'm just fucking around.
Kev says he proposed to you last night, so I was just curious how it went.
No, he didn't.
Yes, he did.
You don't fucking remember?
Must have been another Latina girl.
I was with Ben all night on calls and FaceTime.
I gotta say, you do sound sexy as fuck.
If I can say one thing in a space.
Oh, hey.
Right?
Your stepdad's trying to give you a compliment, Krippah Mommy.
Don't fucking bitch.
Don't bitch, bro.
Relax.
Yo, yo, Pete.
What up, buddy?
Get me in the bass house, bro.
Dude, I'll cook.
I'll cook. I'll clean. I'll record, bro.
I'll do it all.
You don't even have to do that. Just show the fuck up.
I promise I will not. I'll make to do that. Just show the fuck up. I promise I will not.
I'll make you stay here.
Just show the fuck up.
I don't even know the address.
I would have been there by now.
I'm not allowed to put the address out, unfortunately, because I'm dead serious.
We get fucking threats all day fucking long, bro.
So I got to be careful.
But I would love for you to show the fuck up.
Give me a great time, I feel like, you know?
Yeah, it'll be good.
Do some cuddies all night together.
Grab some food.
Get some fucking escorts or some shit.
Go crazy.
Yeah.
Bro, that's what I fucking do.
That's what I fucking do. That's what I fucking do.
Everybody don't understand.
Again, it's just a fucking bit.
I'm just fucking around.
Don't take my shit too serious.
If I come at you, I'm fucking so sorry.
I feel like it's all good.
You want to fucking play? Let's play. Dude, I feel like it's all good. You wanna fucking play?
Let's play!
Dude, I can't...
That's like my favorite video on Earth now.
God damn, bro, that was crazy.
Fucking Superman punched a white...
God damn!
Yo, the greatest thing is
is that you guys are talking about the face downs.
So that's pretty fucking cool.
Yeah, bro.
It's pretty entertaining.
You know Goon?
Are you watching fucking Never Goon?
Yeah.
You follow me and shit.
He followed you?
Yeah.
I think you told him.
You told him about our talk.
Somebody had a fake clout?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.. Who you following, man?
I follow Scrim.
Scrim's a good dude.
Scrim's a good dude.
Do you follow Ben?
I follow everybody, bro. Tap in.
I follow everybody.
You're tapping with my nigga, man.
Thoughts on Chill House?
I'm screaming that shit globally.
I'm screaming Chill House way before the mansion.
Yeah, don't fuck with him cuz you'll all be dead
this guy's crazy where's my drink I want to start drinking now. You should be. You should be. You should be.
I need to be.
Pete, you drunk 19
cutties yesterday, or was it 20?
Don't be fucking talking about
Goon, bro, because you're going to piss
me the fuck off.
What do you talk about? I asked if he drank the Cuddies.
That's none of your
fucking business, okay?
Alright, man, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Mommy, you want to go grab a drink in a couple hours i'll buy what do you mean i've been drinking all day um she said mommy not pete uh if you can be here
by seven for that yes because i need to look up, I have to meet this person at a cross street by 920.
And I don't know where that cross street is.
So I need to look that up.
Are you buying drugs?
What is this?
No, they're picking me up to drive me to Pennsylvania.
I don't know if it's a guy or a girl,
but they said to bring them a donut.
They said, I'll pick you up here.
Bring me a donut.
I don't know their name.
I don't know their gender.
And I was like, okay, I'll bring you a donut.
How did you find this driver?
I'm so confused.
What's happening?
The BMW job. No. The BMW driver? I'm so confused. What's happening? The BMW job.
The BMW job? You have a job on BMW?
Who just casually asked for a donut?
The person driving me.
No, I know, but like how...
I'm going to start asking people
more often.
Yeah, because I said
I could pitch in for gas
or I can bring some coffees
or car snacks. No, I didn't gas or i can bring some coffees or car snacks no i didn't
say car snacks i said coffees and then they said a donut will be fine thanks oh i'm disappointed
i thought that this was just like a cold donut call well kind of because i said coffee or gas money? And they said donuts. You included snacks.
Huh?
You said you included snacks.
No, no, no.
I thought I did, but I remember I erased the word.
Because I said car snacks, and I was like, wait, what if they're weird about food in their car?
So I erased it and said coffees.
Okay, so it is still like a flex.
It's like a lukewarm call for a donut
i like it i like them whatever they are um okay uh you guys
so i encourage all of you to ask a stranger for some random thing today. I'm going to shower.
Just see what happens.
And while I'm in the shower, think about Ben.
And then I'm going to get ready.
So I can be ready to go to Pennsylvania plus ready for Zantani when she gets here eventually.
Yeah, it's about that time.
Is Zantani here at all?
Does she
How many more hours do you need to get ready?
I don't know
I'm gonna move on to
Well I took off my makeup and I'm putting it on again
What?
Yeah
I didn't like it it was flaky
So I didn't do the skin care good enough So now I'm just patching it up I didn't like it. It was flaky. So I didn't do the skincare good enough. So now I'm just patching it up.
I didn't take it all off. I just took off patches that were like gross.
Okay.
Women.
No, not women. Zantani.
Well, I just put on too much makeup. If you put on too much makeup, it looks like you're wearing makeup.
Don't put makeup on at all. Just let the natural beauty do its thing. What natural
beauty? Where?
Excuse me? It's gonna take
more than an hour.
Anyways,
wait. Zantani, you in LA?
Why you capping? What?
Yeah. It's gonna take
more than an hour.
Crazy.
I'll be done soon.
I'm assuming I'm not going to see my princess today.
No, I will see you princess.
I'm going to buy you a drink.
Alright, I'm going to figure out how to cook short ribs right now.
Should we FaceTime?
You talking to me?
Yeah.
I'm about to drive to town.
Do you want to see the river again?
That's so sweet.
You were supposed to say no because I'm going to take a shower, you pervert.
Only I could fuck that one up.
Wait, Ben.
Yes, Ben Connie Connie Who are you?
I'm Ben, what do you mean?
Have you been here
Like on crypto Twitter before
Under a different name?
Yeah, like seven
Seven names?
Yeah
Should I be afraid of you?
Where are you hiding
nothing they just kept deleting my account oh
uh guys uh i think i'm in trouble why
uh the ct girls are trying to get me now no No, they're not. I swear to God.
He's manifesting her.
Don't let me just let him work. I can literally send you messages.
This bitch wanted me.
I think we can see if you...
Is it Bobo?
Bro, I think I was so drunk, bro.
I sent my number to her
and I forgot about it, bro.
She called me on Monday
and I'm like, what the fuck? She was like, you're fucked now. I'm going to call on Monday and I'm like, what the fuck? She was like, you're fucked
now. I'm going to call you forever.
I'm like, what the fuck? She doesn't
call me like that, but nah.
But, um, yeah.
It's, uh,
I don't like it.
I don't know.
How do you guys feel about that uh coplay concert team
i just realized what you meant what the oh the what's happening with the affair and shit
yeah like the cd you seen his like his actual wife she was not bad looking i'm gonna put it
on the jumbo bro like she's, how can he fuck that up?
No, that's not his actual wife, you idiot.
Then who the fuck
is he? Who is she? That's just a meme
that they were using to, like,
you know what I mean?
I'm just trying to just fucking...
What is it?
They were just trying to say, like,
oh, this is what he gave up. Like, it was something
like this. But she looks kind of like that chick i'm not gonna lie
like older and more like realistic but like still kind of that that's crazy
well because when men cheat it's never about looks this is what i've heard online anyway
it's about emotion it's about emotion. It's about emotion.
I feel like, you know, the other women or the other lady might treat you a little differently, a little better.
When resentment enters a relationship, I think that's when men cheat.
I think pre-resentment, if there's cheating happening, you're just a psychopath.
Not justifying cheating.
I'm not a fan.
Have you cheated before?
I cheated once when I was 17 years old.
How old are you getting? What the fuck?
I'm in my 30s.
No way.
Dude, you sound like you're mid-20s.
I'll take that compliment.
I look, crypto mommy, do I look younger
than I am?
Yeah, you're hot.
I didn't mean it like that. I just meant like
do I look younger than my mid-30s?
I feel like
I look it.
Yeah, I need some advice, bro. I'm 22.
Pick me up.
Um, travel. Travel as much as possible. I'm 22. Hook me up. Some advice, huh? Travel.
Travel as much as possible.
Do not stay where you're from.
You can always... Talk about?
Yeah, look.
You can always go back to where you're from, right?
Like, always.
That's always an option.
But when you're young, you have less responsibilities, and the risks are way lower if you fuck up
or if you, like, make a mistake or if you, like, have to come back home or whatever.
As you get older, that becomes way less cool so get all the mistakes out of the way early
and go see all the stuff you want to see as early as possible so you're saying i should i mean you
know just fuck around basically i don't i feel like look don't don't just like fuck around but
like i don't think you should be like hardcore grinding if you're in your early twenties.
I think that once you hit about 25, you should start taking life a little bit more seriously
and thinking about like, okay, careers and shit like that.
But like, if you're still 22, like just travel, bro.
Just like get out and experience.
I mean, that's, that's my issue, bro.
I'm realizing is that like, I don't, I feel like I'm always, like, locked in, like, always, like, trying to find something or just, like, do something.
And, like, I tend to, like, not really have fun as much as I used to.
Just expand.
Because I haven't went out in, like, months, bro, like, two months, probably.
Yeah, no, no, no.
Like, you should definitely, so, like, you made some money, like, we've talked about it.
Like, you should definitely just take a trip, bro.
Yeah, I'm thinking about moving to Japan. i think that'd be hella good for you i think that might be the move and then become a teacher and teach english dude i have literally
thought about doing the same thing and haven't talked to you a few times i think you do really
well doing that yeah i mean i just want to do shit i want to do something else bro like make a bag and sit on like some shit that i can look back on are you are you still chilling like
in the general area where you're from uh well i moved out like the like the hood not the hood
hood but like i moved out like the ghetto i guess like the area so yeah it's better now
have you lived anywhere like dramatically different from where you grew up?
Fuck no.
Yeah, you should just, like, try a new place out.
Just even if it's for a few months or whatever.
Yeah, I think I might do, like, a week vacay in, like, different countries and shit.
Hell yeah, bro.
It's always fun to travel with other
people but like i've had the most life-changing experiences when i travel by myself yeah i think
i might do the same try try to find the love of my life or something you see me bro i i think
that's a good idea man like i think that just experiencing other cultures and just seeing how other people live and shit is such, like, a huge part of what helped me form who I believe I am today.
And so I just always encourage that shit.
Yeah.
I mean, thank you for the words, man.
What part of the country are you from?
I'm in L.A., bro.
Oh, okay.
For sure.
Yeah, I grew up in... I mean yeah i grew up in i mean i grew up in california too so i don't
know california is cool because you get a mixing pot like you get to experience like if you grew
up in the midwest it'd be way different like you you i would really really be pushing you to
fucking travel or something because the midwest is so locked into like one thing but i feel like
growing up in la or the bay or like you know like New York or somewhere like that you kind of do get
a little bit of mixing pot going on yes it definitely like a lot of different
shit I got I dabbled myself into like just going out and shit or like so I
should do like filming and shit for music videos and photography so LA is a
bubble bro you know what I really suggest for you, like, I'm being totally honest?
It's fucking going on a crazy road trip, bro.
Get yourself, like, some kind of vehicle that you could, like, sleep in some nights if you really wanted to or had to.
And then, like, just go on a crazy road trip, bro.
Like, I'm sure you have friends on the other coast, right?
From, like, crypto or whatever.
Uh, yeah. I got people damn near everywhere dude just do a fucking marathon and drive around and
like see some people meet some people that shit is so fucking fun there's nothing better than a road
trip dude sounds like a plan or i saw some shit as well on um you could say, like, the Amtrak. You could take a train from basically, like, coast to coast or, like, different from here.
I think from L.A. or some shit to New York.
And you, like, see all the fucking landscape and shit.
Like, I want to do that.
I've done that.
Not coast to coast, but I've done the whole west coast on an Amtrak train or, like, as far can do it basically and i've also taken it to tahoe a bunch of times and that shit is amazing bro
yeah like it looks pretty sick like you book a room type shit like yeah definitely spend for the
top pack like the top package is not that bad it's not like on a plane where it's like thousands or
whatever it's just like i don't know like a few hundred more or something to have the sleeper car.
Definitely do that, bro.
Because then it's like you have a room to yourself for like the whole trip.
And you can take a nap.
You can watch TV.
Like it's like pre-lit.
Yeah, bro.
It's a lot of shit, bro.
But you can take a shit day by day, bro.
Crypto Mommy, you want to take a train ride?
Where?
I don't know.
Go to British Columbia on a train or something.
I think you can do that.
Okay.
You don't sound enthused.
I'm tired.
Oh, okay.
Ben, are you Ben E?
No, I'm not Ben.Eath.
Oh, okay.
Is that what you were thinking this whole time?
For a second, I thought you might be.
I was like, what the fuck?
That's the biggest transformation of the century.
Okay, I was sitting here weirded the fuck out.
I was like, what kind of rehab?
I was just sitting here quietly like, what kind of rehab did he go to? Like how people like I've had fucking crash outs here and
I've had mixed reactions from people here. So I was like, I had no idea what you're about
to say, but no, I'm not Ben Duddy. Okay. Well, the amount I'm impressed with you
Has gone down then
I changed my mind, I'm Ben.Eath
Well, I mean, if you were Ben
Well, that's the thing
If you were Ben.Eath
And then you became you
You might be the most impressive man on planet Earth
But if you're just you starting out
It's like, eh
Okay, I'm Ben Dottie.
Let's go with it.
You should go around and be like, yeah, you guys probably heard of me.
Benny's made a bunch of changes in my life.
Mouse, you have to start the rumor.
You and Scram, because I can't do it myself.
I got you, dog.
I got you.
Yeah, I got you.
You already know.
You already know.
C-A.
I'll do it on the-
C-A incoming.
Oh, fuck.
Send soul, nigga.
Scrim.
San Francisco to...
Fuck.
Chicago?
$1,900, I believe.
That's actually more than I thought it would be.
It's gone up recently. No, but you get, like... That's, like, I believe. That's actually more than I thought it would be. It's gone up recently.
No, but you get, like, that's, like, the travel.
Like, that's the whole, like, scenic shit.
You got a cabin, and it's, like, fucking 14 days.
Or, like, 12 days or something.
I'm from New York.
I've done the Adirondack tour uh with the amtrak like three
or four times um oh no way fucking awesome oh yeah that's a two day what what like what is the
route for that one that one um get on and well for me get on in rochester um because that would
be like the closest main station with like real like people
you can talk to not just like train pulls up show them your ticket get on right um uh so Rochester
Utica Syracuse head north I think you hit like Watertown Thousand Islands then you go down
basically you just scoot straight down the Hudsonudson river dude wow you just scoot
the hudson river and you just see foliage and water so they have wi-fi on there huh i could
like trade from the train right yes it's not the best wi-fi uh your hot spot's probably better
on your phone i wonder if i could bring my starlink but i doubt i could get like i could
bring my mini and like consistent service i I don't know. I could just
like put it on the window and maybe get at least enough
to fucking get by. Dude, you might be able to just
get them to have you put it on top,
dude. No way.
Give everybody the password.
Oh, fuck.
No, that'd be my only thing is like, I wouldn't want to be
disconnected for like 14 days, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's the, that's why i've never done it
because it's like that's a lot of time to devote to you know i guess being at the the mercy of
some other driver uh i couldn't do that my grandma used to take the train from uh sacramento up to
uh fucking like reno and stuff all the time i think there's a train that does that one
and she'd go gamble and i would join her sometimes as a kid. I think there's a train that does that one.
And she'd go gamble. And I would join her sometimes as a kid.
And that was like the most train that I did.
Yeah, I fuck with trains.
I'm terrified of airplanes.
It is what it is.
Dude, I'm not an airplane person.
I'll do roller coasters.
I'll do roller coasters.
Bungee jump.
But you won't catch me in a plane i'll take a boat if i
gotta go to some other country so i swear to god i used to love planes bro i used to not have a
problem with it at all i flew a bunch as a kid by myself sorry my headphone died but basically like
i flew a bunch as a kid by myself i had no problem with it but then when i became an investor i started looking into like the financials of the the airline companies based on their stock
action and stuff and i started doing all this research and i realized like how broke a lot of
them are and how many corners they cut and i like dude i took this one trip when i was in my early
20s where i got on a plane in birmingham alabama and i was flying to florida and i looked out the
window and there was literally duct tape on the wing this is a plane with only that only had like
maybe 30 people on it or less but uh it had actual duct tape on the wing and i remember thinking to
myself like this is the last plane i ever get on like this trip like i'm never getting on a plane
again and that whole trip from fucking birmingham to fucking uh miami i just was
ripping my vape the entire time i didn't even care i was like if i'm gonna die i'm gonna die
nicotine in my system i was technically in a plane crash when i was 14 uh i was with so i was in this
program called civil air patrol it's like army rotc um but for the Air Force. And they pilot, like, single-engine, like, biplane Cessnas.
Engines died coming in, and we bounced, like, 15 feet in the air, like, three times and skirted to a stop, like, sideways.
Fuck planes.
Fuck all the planes.
I actually pissed myself.
We don't fuck with planes in my family anymore we just don't dude you want to hear a crazy fucking story is uh so my mom and i my mom
like uh she's kind of like a wild one right and when when i was 18 about to turn 18 we had this
like big plan to go skydiving because through her church she knew a dude who was like a skydiving
instructor and we had this whole plan we had it for like six months and then like literally i think it was like
less than two weeks before we were booked to like go do this experience the fucking skydiving
instructor died skydiving and like that dude it just killed a matter of when dude we never went
skydiving anywhere else we never made the plan. It would just killed it right then and there.
Yep.
It's just a matter of when with some of these things, man.
Like, fuck that.
Like, even snowmobiling.
Like, I grew up snowmobiling.
My brother, he fucking was drunk.
No helmet.
Coming across the lake.
Hit the bank.
And just got tossed off the bitch.
Next thing he knows, he's waking up after like massive brain surgery um by me um for like uh atvs are very popular and when i was a kid i
saw somebody go off a jump on an atv and i saw the most horrific possible accident the handlebars
somehow the atv inverted midair they separated from it and the handlebars bapped him in the back
of the head and like buried their face in dirt dude and like they didn't have a helmet on it was real bad bro and fuck i used to like
race dirt bikes as a kid and stuff so i saw some like pretty crazy crashes but yeah ever since that
ever since that one i was like you know what that's just too heavy of a piece of machinery
for me to be moving like people move on these and like i just stuck to dirt bikes from there out
and i brought i yard sailed my snowmobile because i was snow blind and didn't see the fork in the fucking
in the fork like in the in the trail and i hit the middle and i fucking launched dude and i just
yard sailed my whole fucking kit everywhere snowmobiles are another one that kind of freaked
me out just because of how heavy they are like what if a dirt bike lands on me it's gonna suck
i've felt that before it's not fun but like me and a dirt bike are roughly like the same size you know and when you get like
into bigger things that you go off jumps with and you like you know do like intense fucking you know
fast power sports type shit like that's when it gets super sketchy to me like three wheelers dude
i saw so many horrific three-wheeler crashes oh Oh, those are, those just, like, I love motorsports.
Grew up doing it.
Three-wheelers need to be fucking banned, confiscated, and fucking scrapped.
You know how the kids died in the 80s, dude?
Like, I wasn't aware.
I wasn't aware until, like, I really, like, started, like, hearing, like, old people talking about it, bro.
Like, a fuck ton.
Dude, I'm not surprised to hear that.
Three-wheelers were the most dangerous thing
ever invented.
Some fucking
little red Honda 125s
that are fucking
little, and you think it's little because it's a 125,
but next thing you know is just
flipping you on your back and burying the fucking
forks in your
fucking teeth dude my latest obsession is uh e-bikes i bought an e-bike i just bought a suran
i know yes yes yes dude okay so uh benny i don't know if you know benny but benny just got a suran
too i think let's go yeah uh dude that i swear to god it's the best investment i've made in years
like i have a crazy
dog who like has to get a lot of energy out and there's no better way to exercise my dog than this
fucking thing because i am way too lazy to do the amount of exercise that he needs in a day
and um so that helps in that way but also like going to national parks and being able to ride
something that has a motor on it is something i've never been able to experience before like i big on getting into the outdoors and going camping and
shit like that and i'm big on like power sports and stuff and i've never been able to combine them
the way that i really wanted to like there's so many national parks that have so many sick
fucking trails and you can't take a dirt bike on them or anything with like any combustible spark
or you know bullshit like that so i don't know the e-bike
just like opened up this whole other world of the outdoors for me yeah i i want to like i'm down in
pa now uh from new york um and i just want to go home take my saran and just go up to this place
in inlet new york it's in the adirondacks it's the entrance to moose river plains which is a
national forest and it's just it's just
the most immaculate land you've ever fucking seen and there's moose and this is where this
is actually where they reintroduce the wolf um and there's wolf there too uh so like shout out
moose river plains inlet new york turn right get on 28 turn right at the inlet fire department
and then you'll see the entrance at the end of the road you're welcome so i'm on the other side of the country uh i'm in oregon actually i don't really mind oh decent
and um i live like right now i live like in a very remote part of the coast and i'm like in
some like coastal mountain range essentially back tucked in a river and fucking dude like all i do
is go take my e-bike out with my dog and like rip through all these trails out here it's it's it's fucking a good life but i've been nice i've been considering switching things
up i've been looking at the south i've been looking at like uh montana and idaho a little
bit and i've you know like my dad's from new york and i've considered that side of the country as
well and i always forget how much actual outdoors there is in upstate new york like there's like a lot of fucking
yeah once you get out of the boroughs yeah get out of the boroughs it's all country
like once you get out of you know all that bullshit right there it's all country i mean
you have ithaca you got the finger lakes the finger lakes produce better wine than napa valley
yeah and that's tested that's tested yeah confirmed by um uh biden's wine connoisseurs
or whatever the fuck they are wait do you know that italian people do you know that biden's son
has the finger lakes tattooed on his back yeah it's fucking disgusting and it's it's repulsive
dude so the finger lakes have an insane history yeah the finger lakes have an insane history of missing people yeah yeah and the erie canal yeah
well i mean they find bodies in the erie canal fucking all they dredge it for bodies on like
every like 10 years or something like that they'll drain like a part of it dude there's certain parts
of the country that just creep me out and the finger lakes are one of those places do you get
that vibe when you're there so um there's a town called Benton, which is right off of Kuka Lake.
And there's been some serious murders in that town.
Kuka Lake is one of the Finger Lakes.
It's actually one of the nicest of the Finger Lakes.
There's been some crazy murders in that town.
Then there's a town called Sotus.
Then there's a town called Sotus.
There was a murder there that was done by the Texas Ranger who drove up from Texas off some people.
There's also the Amish people are pretty shady.
People disappear all the time.
It's crazy.
That's interesting.
Walkins Glen.
Walkins Glen area.
You got the Walkins Glen Raceway. walk-ins glen area so like you got like the walk-ins glen like raceway but there's also like waterfalls and glens which are like chasms wide giant chasms full of water where you can go
swimming and shit people die in those all the time too and they haven't shut them down if i can make
enough money um my goal is by the end of this summer to actually travel to pennsylvania for
a brief moment in time i have an rv and i want to drive out there because my mentor in markets who
taught me how to like read charts and all this other stuff like he lives up there in amish country
and i've never really seen it myself cool i've been in connecticut i've been in pennsylvania
i've been in new york like a few times but i've never really experienced like the amish experience
and i want to go check it out yeah Amish are cool people.
But, like, I don't know.
Like, there's always those, like, rumors and shit.
And, like, after a while, the rumors start to, like, make sense.
Wait, okay, so this is a side of the Amish that I've never heard before.
Like, I remember on, like, the Discovery Channel or something. There's a lot of, like, abuse that happens in Amish families.
We know that.
Right.
Like, that's proven, right?
Yeah.
So there's, what extent does the abuse go to?
The human mind is going to take it to the extreme.
And then after a while, it's like, okay, I can see that now.
Fair.
They look inbred.
They look inbred, first of all.
They talk fucking fucked up, all of them.
The women have thicker mustaches than me, and they they're 16 asking me to buy them alcohol at the
fucking quick fill that's the thing you know um yeah they're out on rums like we've we've i don't
know if it's really called rums i don't know like what they call it or what it is but like
the kids wild yeah the kids the kids be wiling for sure i think it's i don't i think it's just
that they're kids right and they're wyland and they're all working
so they have money you know not they don't like earn in their money i don't think i've worked with
an amish kid named henry um when i was framing houses he was a cool kid he was 17 making more
money than me that's what i'm saying is like they always seem to have a nice truck and like
yeah so okay they're not back where i'm rhyme from their mennonite they're not actual
got it they're mennonite so they have certain vehicles certain like style and color um but
most of them get driven around by like a white guy in a van um when they go to like walmart
it's a white guy in a van takes like 15 of them. How do I become like an Amish taxi driver?
Cause they can't drive.
Um, I don't know.
I don't know because it's always an old white guy.
It's always an old white guy.
So I think, I don't know.
Interesting.
Not a, not a, not a business I would want to get into.
I just want to. Cause then, then you got not a business I would want to get into.
Then you got to, cause then,
then you got to get into taking them down to Pennsylvania and bringing their family up from Pennsylvania to visit. You know what I mean?
And like you're, you're, you are their chauffeur, right?
Cause they have family all across the East coast.
Cause everybody's related to everybody. Don't forget they're fucking each other.
That's true. The fucking community, the community is only so fucking big um so yeah i have to go explore pennsylvania
connecticut and upstate new york good yes it's a good time um when you visit hit me up i'll
remind you like of inlet it's just north of old forge so like the main road that goes through
old forge just take that north.
I've budgeted it out.
And to do the trip that I want to do, I want to go from California through – so, like, I want to go before winter hits, basically.
And I want to make it to the East Coast and spend winter on the East Coast
and kind of travel farther south as it gets colder.
But if I can make it up there, like I have a specific dollar amount in mind
I'm trying to earn right now to be able to do that comfortably
without feeling like I'm being irresponsible.
You want to hit upstate New York, and I mean like upstate New York,
not Syracuse.
I mean, more north than that.
You want to hit that in like second week of October.
It's probably peak.
That's peak foliage season for sure I'm a Leaf guy
I genuinely could pull that off
So I want to
The only stop I'm trying to make along the way
Is maybe like a national park or two
Like I might go through Utah
But I want to hit Chicago on my way there
That makes sense yeah
Chicago's full of fucking
Just culture
And if there's time
Nashville Oh bro Tennessee's right around the corner Yeah That makes sense, yeah. Chicago's full of fucking just culture. And if there's time, Nashville.
Oh, bro, Tennessee's right
around the corner.
Yeah.
You could go through Tennessee
to get to Ohio.
Yeah, that makes sense.
You could just take a little fucking
three-hour detour and you got to see
a lifetime of memories.
I think it's Californiaifornia nevada
uh briefly arizona utah or maybe not even arizona maybe just nevada utah um and then
i forget how it goes before i get to chicago but there's a few states there and then i might like
i might stop in i forget if missoula is on my way but I have some friends in Missoula I think if I came from Oregon
I was going to go hit Missoula but I don't think I can do that
from California easily I think I got to go through Utah
How far east
are you thinking?
Oh I'm going to go all the way
Maine?
Yeah so I have family in Maine
Connecticut, Pennsylvania and New York
When I was in high school I, Pennsylvania, and New York.
When I was in high school, I did beekeeping,
and we would pollinate the blueberry fields in Maine,
Cherryfield, Maine, which is not far from Bar Harbor.
Bar Harbor is a pretty famous town, I guess.
There's a lot of history there.
If you're able to get to Bar Harbor, there's a family-owned fudge factory very small it's not like a big factory it's just like a shop where they make fudge um and it's been passed down for like 100 years so it's like
300 year old fudge recipe um so that's that's definitely somewhere you should hit if you're in Bar Harbor.
So you're going to laugh.
The reason I can't do this trip right now is because, um, like food is like life for
me and I know I'm going to get so fat on this trip and I'm okay with it because I'm going
to hit all of the best stops for food along the way.
And I don't want to have to like budget for food.
I want to be able to try all the stuff like that.
Absolutely.
Yeah. Yup. Hit a Wegmans grocery store when you get to town too uh in new york yeah wegman's
it's more than just a grocery store it's a fucking experience dude and their food is like amazing
it's not just like you're going to a grocery store and getting a pre-made sub that's soggy
you're going to the grocery store and they're using like the best grains for the bread they made in-house and the deli meats are the
best deli meats you can get and the vegetables were fresh fucking cut off the vine yesterday
type shit um it's like old foods on crack i fucking uh one of the main reasons i've stayed
in oregon as long as i have is because of the quality of the produce and the quality of the like meats that i'm able to get and stuff like they're not like
there's some good bread here it's like kind of hit or miss but like the meat and produce here
is like the staple of my diet and i really like like i've lived in other places where the quality
was not the same and um it's super important to me to be able to get like super fresh, like good produce, like having a peach that tastes like a peach is an important luxury to me.
Yeah. Wegmans is the spot like on in New York state.
At least I think there are a few in Pennsylvania and maybe like Vermont and
Connecticut, whatever. But definitely Palmer foods for like your proteins or
meats. Like they have top tier
meat like swordfish steaks uh oysters um just all the best dude i like honestly it'll be a food tour
like it's more of a food tour than anything hell yeah like anytime i travel i'm just like
that's where all the money gets spent like you'd think it'd be like gas or lodging or like one of those things.
But I travel in an RV because I have an RV that I own.
And it's like just the easiest.
Like you said, I hate planes.
So it's easier.
And I like when I was like 20 to 22.
I'm 30 now.
I'm an old man.
But 20 to 22, I worked Monday through Friday doing manual labor, which I've always done, making very, very good money, and then spending the weekends in my car traveling.
Usually it was just New Jersey for the ocean, but sometimes I went to Vermont.
There's this cool town called Brandon, Vermont, I found on Google Maps.
Very, very small town, and I went there right after they made weed recreational.
Went to this town.
It has a bar and a motel.
Stayed at the motel.
Went to the bar.
Got my fucking weed from the dispo and just chilled by myself.
I met some people just because I wanted to.
Cryptomommy and I have gone on the most romantic getaway, which is so crazy because we're not gay.
But I swear to God, Cryptomommy, can you confirm?
Every time we go out it is
literally the most romantic beautiful like sunset crypto mommy we've taken very romantic trips
together yet it just becomes more beautiful when we're there i swear to god no we did we went up
and down the coast of california and stayed in little beach towns by castles. We went to the Amalfi Coast in
Italy and stayed with a romance
package at a spa
hotel.
Like, everything we've
done is actually romantic. And we've never
fucked. She wants to
fuck me so bad. I mean, it's more
romantic that way.
No, she says I'm too tall for
her. Yeah.
Unfortunately. I mean, how is your
torsos? Are your torsos kind of even?
You just have long legs. We have the same
body. Okay, yeah, then
you guys... She's...
I think one inch taller
or two inches taller than me, but
I only date...
No, she looks like the women
I date, but she's... the women I date But she's
The women I date are like 5 feet tall
So it's not gonna work
Get in your chairs then, Tawny
What?
What?
I said to your chair
Yeah, get up on that chair
I'm 5'7
So you're 2 inches taller than me Yeah, get up on that chair, dog. I'm 5'7".
So you're two inches taller than me.
That's literally the cutoff for me.
You just made the cut, Crypto Mommy.
I didn't think there was still a debate,
bitch.
It's Brittany, bitch.
I still don't know how I feel about Crypto Mommy.
Man. Yeah, same here.
I don't know.
He's cool.
Shut up, Scrimp.
I mean, no, no, she's definitely a cool person.
Definitely a cool person.
Yeah.
But, like, would?
I don't know.
I want Kelly, bro.
I'd prefer nobody want me.
I smell.
I'm gross.
I don't brush my teeth. She doesn't brush her teeth. I don't shower. i don't brush my teeth i don't shower i don't wash my feet oh now we're
talking okay okay okay she has a foot fungus i have crippling depression anxiety i'm Jewish
number seven the last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus.
But it turns out
that might be what you get.
It might be what you get.
That might be what you get.
The last thing you'd want
on your Burger King burger
is foot fungus.
That was peak childhood
for me, bro.
I don't know why.
It might be what you get.
It's a guy, he has autism.
And he...
It's exactly what you heard.
The last thing you'd want on your Burger King burger is someone else's foot fungus.
So does he want his own on it?
No, like, he's, like, he was pretty famous back then.
He still is.
He has, like, hella followers on it and shit.
Is he mad?
Like, did somebody put their foot fungus on it?
No, he does, like, top ten things, I think.
He, like...
Look, check the Jumbo Gang.
But it might be what you get
My vape is dead
Fuck
Somebody's put fun gas
Jesus
Oh that's horrible
I missed that
They did that
Oh my god
Hey crypto What they did that oh my god hey crypto um i want kelly bro can you tell kelly you stop playing
she doesn't want you she does bro she's just playing through here kelly just needs to shut
up maybe you need to earn her kelly just needs to shut up i can earn what do you mean earn her
work for her what do you mean for her you want her her. What do you mean for her?
You want her, work for her.
You know what she means.
You know what she means.
I'm not going to work for a woman.
They can't even drive.
Okay.
Kelly can't drive.
No one can drive.
No woman can drive.
That's valid.
They should even allow driver's licenses.
They belong in the kitchen Burger King burgers
someone's foot fungus
the last thing you want
your Burger King burger
someone's foot fungus, but it turns out
that might be what you get
the fuck are you talking about?
it might be what you get
you guys think my
short ribs will be better if I give them a braise in the crock or in the and I like on a pan or like on a grill
Get a pan
Well some all that are you broiling them right now?
Like how are you so ultimately they're going into a crock pot for a slow low cook
But I want to like get a good crust on them for some flavor first. I
Would go cook but i want to like get a good crust on them for some flavor first i would go hot charcoal okay hey zentani yeah are you actually gonna be like finish them yeah i just put on my
lashes which is like the final stage. Oh shit. Yeah.
Guys, there's a person you had to do. I just need to do my hair and my clothes.
Are you guys gonna scissor?
Yeah.
Fuck.
I hope so.
Are you guys gonna scissor?
I fucking hope so.
BRB.
I've been dreaming.
Are you guys gonna be at a hotel?
I've been waiting for this.
Are you guys gonna be at a hotel?
What do you mean I have an apartment?
Oh, sorry.
You don't own a house?
Yeah, you don't own a house?
I live in New York. Why the fuck would I own a house here?
You live in New York City?
I don't think I ever want... I feel like owning a house in New York City I don't think I ever want
I feel like owning a house in New York City
Would be way more beneficial
Way better upside
I don't really have a desire to own property
In the states
That's what I do
I just renovated a house
A week ago for Airbnb
Yeah
I was doing all manual labor work bro like cleaning that oh yeah
what'd you do over there uh did some demo work uh did some cleanup work did some electricity
plumbing and uh oh yeah what kind of electricity uh like for the fucking for the house what do
you mean okay but like what'd you do would Did you just like, wipe out some sockets? Basically, yeah.
And then I had to fucking clear all that shit out, bro.
The demo crew didn't clean up after this.
Oh, you did.
Oh, you do junk removal.
No, no, no, no, no.
This is the property that I got.
Well, me and another associate got.
And demoed.
Didn't clean up their shit.
So, basically.
So, you don't pay them?
Fuck no. I mean, I didn't pay them as much as they deserve. Because they didn't clean up their shit, so basically. So you don't pay them? Fuck no. I mean, I didn't pay them
as much as they deserve
because they didn't pay them. Ow!
Dude, these fucking Mexicans
over here, dude. They're fucking lazy.
You should've called us? Man, I swear to God,
bro. What do they got?
You got a fucking young black man
cleaning up, doing my thing.
You got papers, dog?
I was born in L.A la bro yeah don't mean nothing do you guys ever do you guys do you guys ever slap their own ass i feel like
yeah there's times where i'd be twerking this shit i'm grabbing my cheek for sure yeah i'm
grabbing my cheek i got a nice butt crypto maybe i got a nice butt i Crypto, maybe? I don't know, I just wonder if guys do that.
By women.
Yeah, I mean, I don't slap my ass, but I've, like, cupped my cheek and, like, okay.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Nah, that's crazy.
Oh, yeah, I gotta remind myself, like, hey, bro, I'm 30, and I gotta remind myself sometimes, like, okay, you're looking good still.
Amen.
So I'm probably using it to my advantage.
Yeah, of course.
This guy's insane. Crypto, dude. it to my advantage. Yeah, of course.
Crypto, dude. What do you crypto do, girls?
You go to the gym? Uh, nah.
I'll stop. You got it, dog.
Come on now. Crypto, dude. The girls usually, um,
I feel like this is, like, pretty common,
but, like, girls, like,
their best friends, they, like, make out and shit.
That's not that common.
Scrimm. Scrimm, I'll kiss you.
Guys want that to be common so bad shit. That's not that common. Scrimm. Scrimm, I'll kiss you. Guys want that to be common
so bad and it's not.
Dude, I wish you were common with the bros.
When and where I grew up
as teenagers, literally every girl
was making out with each other.
So I gotta disagree.
I mean, I think that's like a teenager
thing to, teenage girl thing to do.
It's like a college girl.
I don't know, because they were doing that where I was from too
But like even now, you know they get a little wine drunk
Everyone was a lesbian
You get like fuck, you look so hot
You know how they be talking to each other to be corny niggas?
My generation was the generation right before everything got super gay
And so no girls were actually sleeping with each other openly
Or like anything like that, but they were all making out with each other
It was like you could feel it coming, but it wasn't quite good
Yeah Everybody was a lesbian when I was in middle school were all making out with each other it was like you could feel it coming but it wasn't quite yeah
everybody was a lesbian when i was in middle school i was a lesbian in middle school wait what
i mean i'm still a lesbian i love pussy very nice that's a great uh yeah
yeah that's a curveball guys i need I need your support right now. When I was nine. Wait.
Hang on.
Hang on.
Listen, I need you guys' support right now.
So they ran out of geek bars in my very small town.
And it's an hour to get to the nearest geek bar.
And I've decided that this is a sign from God that I need to quit.
Yes.
No, it's not.
It's not.
So you buy two? This is what I did because they ran out of geek bars. No, it's not. You buy two?
This is what I did because they ran out of gatekeepers.
Oh, it's a sign.
Mouse Rudge, it's a sign.
It's a sign.
Why don't you just order
the internet, bro?
Nope.
The internet doesn't work where he is.
I'm taking it as divine intervention
But here's the thing is
I'm literally like
Fucking in the fetal position
Rocking back and forth
I want to fucking vape so bad
I'll take care of you sweet points
That'd be real good right now
Like I need somebody to do something
To take this fucking nicotine addiction away
Holy parents Whoa scrim right now. Like, I need somebody to do something to take this fucking nicotine addiction away.
How about you smoke two cigarettes? Whoa, Scrim.
Help me, Tom Cruise.
Help me.
No, that was Mouse that said that.
Kelly's here.
Oh, wow. Your woman's here.
Your girlfriend's here.
Kelly, Scrim's been begging
for you. Shut up, Kelly.
Shut the fuck up, Kelly.
You're not Bloom.
Everybody, what do you mean?
I have been telling Kelly to shut up since
Retardio Cousins minted.
Yeah, Bloom has.
I think everybody has.
It's like a form of endearment,
I think, nowadays.
Yeah, but Kelly got deported, so I gotta go
get her, bro.
Where is her home country?
I don't know, bro.
What do you mean?
She lives in the U.S., you freaks.
Dude, she said deported.
She got deported.
That's crazy.
I need some more powder
on my nose
you doing blow? of course bro
that sucks what do you mean?
I remember
when I was
I remember
I'm young bro so it's okay I mean sure I remember when I was... I remember... I remember... I don't know.
I'm young, bro, so it's okay.
I mean, sure.
You know, I can handle it.
Tell yourself that now.
Next thing you know, you're 40.
Fuck!
Next thing you know, you're 40 and you're like, shit.
I'm still young.
Wait, I quit before, like, cold turkey.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, I swear to God.
Wallachie.
Like, everything.
You took a break, bro. Quit everything one day. For, like, three, four months. You. Like everything. Quit everything in one day.
You didn't quit.
You took a break.
You took a break.
Oh, let me survive.
You know, I'm fucking...
I know how to control my soul.
Do you?
Yeah.
Alright.
I'll fucking finish this whole fucking thing right now.
I know you will.
I am because I want to.
I know.
We only live once. I'm gonna die right now on my spit, bro. I know. I know you will. I am, because I want to. I know. We want to live once. I'm going to die right now
on my spit, bro.
You can too. You can choke him down your spit.
Yeah.
Well, I sleep on my stomach,
so I'm a stomach sleeper. Do you guys give your dog
the lid of your yogurt container
to lick off every time when you have a yogurt,
or is it just me?
If I had a dog, I would.
This is our ritual.
There's certain things where he just, like, knows and waits his turn.
Like, anytime I go to a coffee shop, he knows he's getting a pup cut.
Holy fuck.
Woo!
It's like fucking Hulk Hogan right now, bro.
Shit!
The black Hulk Hogan.
Let's go. I'm getting my phone, bro.
I'm waiting for my phone to arrive, bro.
Jesus Christ.
It's bro Cogan.
Bro Cogan.
You're saying that because he's bro Cogan.
I'm just kidding.
He just sounded good.
You know,
coke is an expensive drug, man.
Yeah,
scrims got money.
Not really.
What the fuck you mean,
not really?
What type of shit you're getting, huh?
What do you mean?
I had,
I mean, I was I had I mean I
was doing I mean you're back in your days
oh that's nothing bro oh we got to finish out of two days bro I mean I'm
doing it at work I'm rationing it out that's a problem I said you don't want
to wake up and you're 30 years old and be like damn is am I still good you know, that's a problem. Like I said, you don't want to wake up and you're 30 years old and be like, damn, am I still good?
You know, you don't want to do that, dog.
That's not good, bro.
Sometimes I have.
Because you're 20 what?
You're 23, right?
You're 23 now.
22, bro.
I just turned 22.
22 now.
Well, happy you've belated.
You're 22 now and 26 comes up real quick.
27 comes up real quick. You're not wrong, bro. Just don't lose. Just don't get lost in the stuff. No, for sure 22 now, and 26 comes up real quick. 27 comes up real quick.
Yeah, you're not wrong, bro.
Just don't get lost in the stuff.
No, for sure, not, bro.
I'm pitching you.
Like, I'm doing pretty good for people in my, uh, well, my stereotype and my age.
Black people?
Yes.
One mix, I'm black and black.
Mouth, Mouth, I'm a little bit older than you.
Can you explain the phenomena where time starts passing much, much faster the older you get?
Okay, so that didn't really start happening until...
I don't know, you gotta hit a certain point in your life where you're reflecting.
You gotta get to that point where you're reflecting and then it feels like, holy shit.
Yeah, no, trust me.
I'll tell you age more bro
um but no it is a crazy phenomenon because um i guess time becomes i don't know that is weird
isn't it i don't know it is a crazy phenomenon and it's true getting older makes me want to
i've been down here for two years dude and it feels like i just got down here yeah getting older makes me want to study string theory and and like physics and
stuff because time absolutely is passing faster well no dude you know the it's this is like a
proven thing uh when a mom gives birth right this is just a scenario mom gives birth she puts the
watch on they put a watch on the baby, the same exact
watch set to the same exact time to the millisecond, just guaranteed. Let's say a machine did it,
right? In 60 years, her watch is going to be one minute faster than the watch
that the baby put on. Now, let's say these watches were perfect watches. They never,
they never fucked up. They never skipped a second. Nothing ever. They were the most perfect watches ever created.
Time passes at different rates for different people.
And that's been proven.
My time might be going by faster than Crypto Mammies.
Or your time might be going faster than mine.
Please call her Crypto Mammies.
Now that time isn't hours.
That time isn't minutes.
That time isn't, you know, seconds.
It's more milliseconds, but it's there.
The discrepancy is there in time.
And they're starting to come out of the woodwork now with, like, all these new conspiracy theories about how CERN is actually there to manipulate time.
CERN is actually there to manipulate time.
We've all known the Berenstain-Bear theory with the names and whatever it's called.
But they're trying to manipulate time, whether it's they're trying to make a time-traveling device out of CERN,
or they're just trying to shorten or lengthen time, whatever that may mean.
I was in a pretty fucking crazy space this morning where they were talking about it.
If you could manipulate time to, like, take me directly to when the pump airdrop hits,
I would appreciate that.
I wish. They're saying tomorrow.
The 19th.
Oh, yeah, the 19th is Elon The 19th. Oh, yeah. The 19th is
Elon's favorite number.
Yeah.
But I don't think it'll be tomorrow.
I don't think so either.
I think it'll be...
If he likes the 19th and the 19th
is a thing, September 19th
is when we're going to get it.
Don't tell me that.
Well, we need a stimmy going into
like cold season
when the liquidity
and volume normally comes back
but we're seeing liquidity and volume.
No, that's too long of a runway
to have people waiting
until September. People will literally
fucking mutate. You think?
Yeah. They already are.
No, but September would be way too long of a runway.
If they want to kill Pump Fun, then it'll be in September.
Even for marketing, it's too long of a runway.
Well, that's part of the theory, too.
It's the grand finale, right?
This is it.
Do you guys buy that?
Nah, I played perps
pre-market. Did well.
Gonna leave it at that. Gonna leave Pump with a W.
Sell my airdrops when I get it.
Is that a hyper liquid?
Juke did
eventually go up.
Zintani I'm gonna leave so I can
Zyntani, I'm gonna
leave so I can shower, okay?
shower okay
just shower
like with your mic on
she showers
on phone calls
no scrim you can't say that Kelly's your woman
I don't give a fuck
Zintani
I'm trying to hit
I think she's busy putting her eyes in okay princess You know what I said? I was just playing. Zintani? I'm trying to hit.
I think she's busy putting her eyes in.
Okay, princess, if you can hear me,
if you can't hear me, they will tell you.
If you can hear me,
I'm going to get in the shower.
Call me when you're here.
Okay, I have my name. Yeah, I'm just scratching my hair.
Do you need my address?
Uh, yeah.
Okay, I'm going to text hair. Do you need my address? Uh, yeah. Okay, I'm gonna text you my address.
Just text me when you're here.
He's thinking this all in his whole ass face is recording.
We're not gonna tell nobody.
Fuck.
I'm gonna sign off as well.
Later, guys.
I had no idea.
Peace.
Take it easy, Ben.
I guess I'm gonna go, too.
You killed this face. No, I didn't. Ben would have left
when I left anyway.
Purely coincidental.
I will admit nothing.
Okay,
it's over.
Listen, call me from the shower. Thank you.
