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Tastee Tuesday w/@FunApes_NFT
Recorded: Nov. 14, 2023 Duration: 1:23:52Space Recording
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Let's have some fun with it, I'm going dumb with it, funny, funny, funny, funny.
This is for the Fun Ape NFT, yeah, let's have some fun with it, I'm going dumb with it, yeah, I'm the one giving my voice to paint the vision of the Fun Ape NFT, this is for the Fun Ape NFT, okay, so let me tell you this, the artwork really dope, and if they add me to the team, I'm never going back and move, just watch us take over the scene, you know this ain't a joke, John hit me, said, yo, have some fun and really flow,
Drop the ether in my meta, I said, say no more, Fun Ape, beating on my chest with all my folk, independent, hit the web and dropped them on the low, off the streaming, cause the block is where I'm going as well,
I'm, uh, yeah, okay, wait, told y'all, I ain't come to play, everything I spit is flame, they all know this ain't a game, yeah, Twitter jumping, I don't really care for Instagram, Discord popping, you can find me where they play my jams, John been supporting him from the jump, he been a fan, more like family, we locked and working on our plans, they can't stop me, tweet at Marcus and I'm showing love,
I'm selling out, I'm building buildings from the mud, Fun Ape going mini, come and have some fun, yeah,
Let's have some fun with it, I'm going down with it, yeah, I'm the one giving, my voice to paint the vision, of the Fun Ape NFT, this is for the Fun Ape NFT, okay,
One day, Dr. Bon Bon tried his prototype, taking flight out the solar system to find other life forms, where's he going, Funix have something else for him, not so boring, plotting on him purely for fun, what they doing, took the candy, put it in, it generated, it went boom, Bon Bon yelling, upset, crying, screaming, that isn't the fuel, it took much to get the stock of it, now chocolate, cotton candy, raining out the boosters of the rocket, the doctor said, apes laughing, choking gases for oxygen while demolishing, all the sweet delectable treats, bickering, hollering, who,
All of the docs equipment too, it's incredibly foolish, they prank him endlessly and rude, they having fun, but what is fun, is everyone isn't included, they're just some apes having fun, like they're your elementary students, pranking group, it's acting stupid, ooh, I, and I, ooh, and banging on their chest and bellowing too, welcome to fun, let's have some fun with it, I'm going down with it, yeah, I'm the one giving, my voice to paint the vision, of the Fun Ape, NFT, this is for the Fun Ape NFT.
Happy Tuesday, everybody, Taco Tuesday, right, what's going on, I see Vinny in the crowd, what's going on, Vinny, I know Vinny's happy the other day, after his, uh, his Cowboys put a whooping on them, I was thinking, who was it, I can't even remember who they played, it doesn't even matter, a whooping, can't even talk trash about the Cowboys this week.
Cryptic, we got you up here already, you're awake, my man, what's going on, Cryptic?
What, yeah, I'm awake, it's like 11pm.
I know, but you get more and more DJ, bro.
I mean, sometimes, yeah, but nah, I'm awake.
Yeah, what's happening, I have not found a use for the HP brown sauce yet, um, I, um,
What do you have last night?
I had a pizza bagel.
Yeah, it's not going to work, right?
Wait, a pizza bagel?
Yeah, yep, that's exactly, oh, here we go, I didn't, I don't even try to start shit, you know what I'm saying, like, I just come up here and try to live my life, um, bro, it's, well, it's a bagel, um, and then, so you cut it in half, okay, and then you put some sauce on it and some cheese on it, and you bake it in the oven, and bam, it's just like a pizza.
Hmm, okay, I mean, I, I know that doesn't interest you very much, because, um, you're not a big pizza fan, but, um, yeah, yeah, that's all I had for dinner, and I didn't even really feel like eating it, but I knew I had to eat something, because I hadn't eaten yesterday at all, so I was like, oh, I gotta eat something, um, but the, Roxy space went for almost forever, not quite forever, but, you know, it was like three and a half hours, three hours, 40 minutes,
whatever, somewhere in that time, somewhere in that area, but, so I had to be, you know, it was late, I don't usually eat that late.
Okay, so what are you having tonight?
Um, you know what, I was so busy today, I didn't go to the store, I'm probably gonna have another pizza bagel after I get done, after I get done in this space, probably gonna throw down on another pizza bagel, um,
because, I didn't, I, did you have one?
What's that?
Did you have one?
Did you have one?
What are you doing with your pizza?
Well, yeah, I eat one meal a day, usually, like, I talk, yeah, let's talk about it.
I mean, too, all right, you've got.
Wow, a pizza bagel.
I know, it's really not much, it's really not much, but you know what, it is what it is.
No, it's not.
I want to try the brown sauce, we'll get to it.
It's Tasty Tuesday, too, I'm really cutting myself short, because it's Taco Tuesday.
You know what, I got all this stuff to make, um, homemade pico, pico de gallo, and, because
it's so delicious, but I didn't buy anything else to make tacos, so all I could do is sit
here and eat, like, some salsa-type stuff, which would still be good, but.
What?
Pico who's gallo?
Uh-uh.
Deez.
What's up, Jenna?
What's going on, cryptic, frank?
Yeah.
Um, yeah, I don't really use the brown sauce that much, either.
Wow.
I mean, I only use it if I'm eating fries, but that's if I remember to take it out and
squirt it on my food.
Of course, gamble, dig and go.
I have not tried that yet.
I have not tried that.
Oh, my God.
I don't even have any fries.
Normally, I do, because my kid loves french fries and throws down the fries all the time,
but I don't have any.
I'm fresh out of french fries.
So, see?
This is what happens, cryptic.
I finally get the sauce, and now I don't have anything else to use it, or to use it with.
Whereas, normally, I...
Yo, you got eggs.
I don't eat eggs.
I hate eggs, bro.
What?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I don't make eggs, really.
I mean...
It's the weekend for my kids.
I'll use eggs for, like, recipes and what have you, you know, and some pancake batter
or something, but I'm not.
I just had this conversation, actually, that, yeah, I don't...
Yeah, as a breakfast food, I don't eat eggs as a breakfast food.
Like, otherwise, like, I'm making some cakes, yeah.
Scrambled?
Scrambled eggs on toast, dude.
It's a perfect breakfast.
No scrambled eggs and toast, no beans and toast, no...
No, I don't even eat toast, no.
I mean, neither do I, but scrambled egg and toast, yeah, and beans on toast.
Do you put the beans and the scrambled eggs on there at the same time?
They're totally separate things.
It's either scrambled egg on toast or it's beans on toast.
There's not anything to do with the both of them.
Okay.
I was just wondering, bro.
I was just wondering, well, you know, we have hot dogs and pork and beans and beans.
That's what we do here, hot dogs and beans.
What?
Hot dogs and beans.
I don't know.
Well, maybe.
Maybe.
Somebody might put it on some toast.
Somebody might put it on some garlic toast or something.
You never know.
Garlic toast is the jam, though.
Do you get it on garlic toast?
I think that's what's up.
I don't like garlic.
I did have garlic toast.
I had some spinach tortellini sitting.
They were good.
Spinach tortellini?
That's fancy as hell, Jenna.
What's it?
It was a package meal.
It's still fancy.
I don't care.
Spinach tortellini.
Garlic toast?
Garlic toast.
With garlic toast, yes.
Is that just like garlic bread?
Yes, kind of.
But mine's, I had the Texas toast, so I had cheese on there, too.
Nice and thick bread, bro.
You know what I mean?
Nice thick pieces of bread.
Texas toast.
You know, the only thing I eat garlic in is a garlic chicken tikka masala.
That sounds good.
I'd probably throw it down.
Yeah, it's good.
Yeah, I'm not going to have any of that fanciness.
None of that fanciness.
Vinny down there.
I see what you're talking about.
Vinny, what are you grabbing on tonight?
You ordering tacos?
I'm like yelling at him like he's right here.
Like, what's up, Barry?
You know, Vinny, come up and tell us.
You've not spoke for ages.
Yeah, he don't want to.
I'll do anything.
See how he does.
Hey, shout out to King Salmon real quick, though.
Everybody see that GC just scooped up a kiddo not long ago?
I don't know when it was.
I just did see it in the sales bot, and I just saw a post done by him a few minutes ago.
I don't know if it's a time.
Oh, damn.
JJ, Salmon.
Can we talk about the prizes and fun days?
Did you see that?
Yeah.
Hold on, let's talk about that.
No, we're not talking about that.
Why not?
Because I missed the creamy drop this morning, so.
I did, too.
I would have pinged you, but I missed it, too.
But Vinny said he's eating, so that's why he can't come up.
Tacos, probably.
All right.
Yeah, so there's a couple.
Let's see.
Here we go.
Wait.
Oh, yeah.
That's right, because there is a kiddo.
There is a kiddo being given away.
Those ruffles are something else.
And a rota.
Can you see that?
A rota.
Rota.
A rota.
Yep, the rota.
There's a hippie life crew.
There is.
The Gabriel Union species.
Two of them.
Point 05.
An E.
It's a fun day.
Two fun days.
Damn, two fun days.
That's good.
And then one, two, three, four fun apes.
The kiddo, a companion, and then two other ones, which are equally as nice, but they're not a kiddo or a companion, right?
So, yeah.
I'm going for that kiddo.
But I'm not going to put all my creaming there.
People are just winning with 1,300.
I was in the fun days chat before the space.
I was waiting for Gorov to throw off some rumbles before the space.
I thought that was becoming a tradition.
I thought we were going to start doing rumbles.
You did do one.
Did I miss it?
Oh, I was out.
I literally just walked back or walked back in the door like 15 minutes ago.
I had a busy day today.
Did I tag you?
Did you tag me?
Yeah.
I haven't even been to that yet.
Well, then we should have done two, okay?
Then we should have done two.
Yeah.
Should have done two.
Yeah.
Gorov.
Hashtag blame Gorov.
I mean, we still can.
I don't know if we're doing anything.
Besides space.
Sure.
Yeah, we can still blame him.
Of course we can.
No, we can still blame him.
I know.
Yeah, I was definitely tagged.
I was definitely tagged.
Yeah, I tagged you.
I met you.
I tagged you.
I'll have to tip you.
Really?
No, I wasn't there.
Yeah.
I mean.
Really?
I'll take a service to your turn.
Boom.
Yeah, I'll tip you 50.
I'll tip you 50 just for tagging me.
But even though I couldn't make it.
That's what I did.
I tipped somebody yesterday, too, for tagging me first.
If you tag me first and I did, I'll tip you.
Oh, is that why you tagged me?
No, it's not why I tagged you.
But I was going to be tagging you anyway.
See, Dylan, what's going on?
Dylan, feel free to hop up if you'd like.
Jenna, what's the hand, Jenna, all of a sudden?
Oh, I don't know.
I didn't think it was going to be up.
But, yeah, no.
I was changing the color of the hand.
Sorry.
I'm bad.
Oh, yeah.
I thought you had a question.
And I was like, what's going on?
I was like, why are you raising your hand?
Dylan in the house?
Totally in the house.
What's going on?
Tuck?
What's going on?
Tuck?
Tuck's been a stranger, too.
Tuck might be hanging out with the fan.
Cooking up some dinner.
Let's get creepy.
His kid don't say that no more.
Do I think you have tacos today?
No, probably not.
What about you, Jen?
I'm skipping right over you, Cryptic, because I know you didn't have tacos.
No, I had tortellini.
Oh, that's right.
You had the spinach tortellinis, the fanciness.
Hold on.
Tuck's trying to connect.
Let's go to a tuck.
I was just doing some stuff, but...
Yeah, what's up?
What's up?
How's everybody doing?
I'm also not just calling you out.
Doing good.
Doing good.
It worked.
You got me up here.
At least you listened, Vinny.
You know what I'm saying?
No, we're just messing with you, Vinny.
Freaking Vinny.
He never comes up anymore.
I know.
I know what happened.
I know.
I don't know.
Ever since that one week, the Cowboys got worked.
Who would he...
Was it against the 49ers?
I don't think we heard him since that game.
He's trying to...
Come on, bring him up here.
I got you.
He's trying to finish his dinner.
Let him eat his dinner in peace before we start messing with him.
I did want to...
It's because the Cowboys suck, okay?
And he doesn't want to have to come up and try and defend anything against the Cowboys
because he already knows they suck.
That's why he doesn't come up in case someone brings that loss up.
That's what it is.
I wouldn't say...
They suck.
He's emphasizing it.
Why are you going to emphasize it?
I don't know.
Hey, Dak Prescott's been killing it lately for my fantasy football team.
I'll tell you that.
I wish I had C.D. Lamb too.
What team does he play with?
Dallas.
The Cowboys.
Cowboys.
Oh, my God.
So he's the only one that's good in there then?
Well, and their entire defense and their head coach is a Super Bowl champion winner.
You know, they got their areas.
Must have been a lucky year, yeah.
Wow.
That's right, Benny.
They suck.
Yeah.
I don't even want to talk about football after the Ravens game on Sunday.
I can't.
Yeah.
Verani.
Yes, sir.
Verani, what's going on, sir?
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you guys?
Good.
We're running into about bad football losses.
Oh, all at one time.
Just speak.
That's good.
That's what got Verani up here.
Okay.
He wanted to join in on a bad football team talk.
Well, we did beat the Panthers last week, so there's that.
Right.
But in that, you kind of beat yourself, too, because, I mean, you want those guys.
Oh, no, you want them to win because, well, no, you'd want them to lose.
Yeah, so I guess you did good.
Yeah.
It helps.
It helps.
If they get the number one pick, we get it.
Yeah, definitely.
I heard you guys trying to convince Vinny to get his ass up here.
I don't know what the hell is going on with that boy.
We'll get him.
He wants the same kind of excitement as crypto Roxy gave for Mary, if anybody heard that.
Like, Roxy was pumped about Mary being in the house the other day.
Yeah.
Roxy's just been.
Did Roxy tax himself on Twitter this morning?
Did I see that?
I mean, he's doxxed anyway.
I don't know if he did this morning or not.
Yeah, I think there was a picture.
He just looked heavier than I thought he might be.
Maybe it was the way the picture was, but he's a big guy.
Yeah.
Did he do it from Cyber Friends or from his personal account?
I think it was, I don't know.
I don't know.
I just saw it this morning.
I'm like, hmm.
I've seen a picture of him before, and he looked like he was probably about $1.45.
No, this one looked different.
That's why I didn't think it was him.
Okay.
Yeah, I didn't see it.
I don't know.
Maybe it wasn't him, or maybe I'm just, you know, stupid today.
I don't know.
I got up early, 4 o'clock.
I'm in Cincinnati tonight, tomorrow night.
You're in Cincinnati again?
I am.
Yeah.
Yep, yep, yep.
I got some meetings tomorrow.
I got something to do with the German consulate on Thursday morning.
I got to get some documents signed because we're opening up a subsidiary in Germany.
So I got to get some things notarized by the German consulate while I'm here.
So it's Tasty Tuesday, so we can talk about food a little bit.
Are you going to a steakhouse while you're there?
Maybe, but I know one of the guys that's with us tonight is, he's from Pakistan, or he's Pakistani.
I don't know if he's a vegetarian.
I don't know.
I forget.
So, but I'll do fish if we want to do fish.
It's fish or steak.
I had chicken for lunch.
So all I've eaten today was some shredded chicken, broccoli that was steamed, and an apple.
So I'm getting hungry.
I actually ate lunch today.
We had our Thanksgiving at work today.
So, man, I think that was the first time I've had lunch on a weekday since last year, Thanksgiving, at work.
Wow.
Yeah.
You say you had lunch today, Tuck?
Is that what you just said?
Yeah, I had lunch today.
Wow.
Is your body going to be all right?
Is it going to work out for you, I think?
Ah, we'll find out.
So far, so good.
But I had turkey and ham, and there was brisket, pulled pork, and then potato salad.
I passed on everything else.
So I'll eat the potato.
You ate the potato salad?
Yeah.
Was it German potato salad or mayonnaise-based?
Ah, mayonnaise.
White.
The German one's yellow, right?
Well, it's like vinegar, vinegar.
All right.
You know, I love German potato salad.
Yeah, this was from a place called City Barbecue.
Okay.
So it was all, like, smoked meat and stuff, too.
So it was real good.
That's nice.
Yeah.
Wow.
Beat it.
I love Tasty Tuesday.
I love talking about food.
I get down with some grub.
I was making cake.
Like, have you ever gotten the little cake pop things from Starbucks?
Like, they're like cake pops.
Whatever.
I make those.
I used to have, like, a...
What's that?
You just made Natalie very excited.
I know cake pops.
Now she's sitting next to me like, I want to listen.
I used to have a bakery business, and I made those, and people around me loved them.
And now I get calls from friends that I'll do them for, like, special for friends.
And a friend called me up yesterday, and he was, like, broke.
And he was, like, can I get 250 of them by today?
And I was, like, oh.
I was, like, yeah, I'll do it for you because I like to hook people up.
So I've been in the kitchen.
I was cooking last night during the mega space.
I was sitting in the kitchen cooking up some cakes and then doing it all day today.
But, uh, and that's where I was, like, right before I got home.
I was at my boy's house dropping them off, too.
But, uh, yeah.
So I was grinding in the kitchen all day.
We're going on Saturday.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Natalie liked that.
She loves cake pops.
I saw that picture, too, man.
Those look like they're a little bigger than regular ones, though, right?
Yeah.
The whole main ones are bigger.
Mine?
Yeah.
Well, I don't know.
I don't mess with their Starbucks things, man.
Yeah.
I don't go there, but her mom takes her there all the time.
But they look bigger than, you know, the typical cake pop things you get from stores or whatever.
Yeah.
They probably are, I would guess.
I make them a little big.
They're, like, a buck a piece.
That's what I charge my homeboy is a buck a piece.
There you go.
It's a hustle.
Man.
You should put a Starbucks bag around it and charge $8 a piece.
Yeah, right?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, just put a stick in it.
Just put a stick in it and a wrapper, and I'm good to go.
Right.
Hell, yeah.
But that's how I spend my day, and now I'm relaxing.
I should have some coffee, or otherwise I'm going to fall asleep.
It doesn't be like, oh, I'm so tired today, too.
Good day, though.
It's a nice day out.
Nice fall day.
Ronnie, are you talking, or is your mic just open?
Oh, my mic's just open.
Oh, no, it's fine.
It's fine.
I just wasn't sure if you were trying to talk or not.
No, but I can if you want me to.
I was just typing some emails and listening, and I forgot to turn the mic off.
My apologies.
Oh, yeah.
Not a problem.
Wasn't trying to be rude or anything.
No, no, no, no.
Not at all, man.
Shit, you can say whatever you want to me.
I could care less.
So, too old for that.
You know what I'm saying?
Brian, I don't care.
He don't care.
Nope.
Nope.
Closer to the grave than I am the cradle.
I'm all good with that.
So, anyway.
So, we were just talking about the prizes in the Fun Days channel.
Did you see the prizes?
Has everybody seen those prizes?
There's a kiddo being given away.
Did you see that?
I did.
I did.
I have three kiddos, though.
So, I don't, you know, I'll let somebody win that rather than throw all my creamy in there.
What I want to know is this Ape Reunion thing that I got.
I know Cryptic's probably not Cryptic up here.
I should reveal that thing, right?
Yeah.
That is entirely up to you.
With the first phase, okay, hold on, hold on.
Let me get you all the information.
All right.
Just post it in.
No, no.
I don't mean that.
I don't mean that.
So, Perani, if you reveal it and it's a common skin,
it'll just be like a regular floor.
Unrevealed, sell for more.
And then if it's a rare skin, I mean, those prices are pretty high.
So, for you, I'd almost say,
I don't think you're going to be playing the game, are you?
No, not at all.
Right.
So, for you, I think it would make sense not to reveal it.
Oh, really?
At least for the time being.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, what I was talking about is there's 3,500 assets, okay?
And this technically was the first phase, okay?
And there's going to be, there was 10 of them, or going to be,
I don't know if they've all revealed yet,
10 legendaries within that 3,500.
But when the boosts come, there's going to be two other NFTs,
technically, images attached to those ones,
like, just individuals.
Okay.
And there's going to be a chance of those two other reveals
to be a one-of-one.
So, there's up, there's going to be up to 30 one-of-ones.
So, if I leave it unrevealed, I have a better chance at a one-of-one?
That's what you're saying?
Because, like, anybody, like, I've got a common one.
Okay, well, mine is a little bit rare, but it's not a one-of-one.
But when the boost comes, there's going to be, like,
two other asset, technically, pictures attached to my one.
And any one of those two could be a one-of-one still.
So, but if I reveal, am I going to get these other two things later?
Yeah, you've got, I'm pretty sure you've got to reveal
to get those other two when boosting comes.
I mean, it didn't cost me anything.
So, I mean.
What's the floor of an unrevealed, Tucker, cryptically?
I think I've seen it last night, 0.092.
Oh, that's a good Bovada spin.
What about.
0.092.
The one-of-ones are a lot of money, though, right?
Or a lot more.
Yes.
I want a rare, it's called, like, a Starchild skin or something like that.
It's a rare skin through PuffPuffPandas.
And the floor on that thing is, like, 0.195.
Hmm.
And then, you know.
The unrevealed is point, well, the top or lowest unrevealed is 0.095.
Hmm.
So, and the floor is, like, 0.02 something, right?
Yeah, 0.0.
Oh, no.
Floors went down 0.0199.
Yeah, that's okay, 0.02.
So, I can guarantee myself 0.02.
I can take a shot at something higher.
I can try to sell it for 0.095.
I don't know.
I'm not going to play the game.
I'm just not going to play.
I don't have time to play the game.
Right.
I figured that part.
Yeah.
Plus, I suck at those things.
So, doing that's not going to happen.
So, like, take the chance and reveal it.
You know, I did look through their one-on-ones.
They had, like, I want to say 18 of them.
And one of them had a cigar.
And the name of that NFT is Nick.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
You got to look at it.
Look at the one-on-ones.
There's one guy with a cigar.
And the name of the NFT is the actual metadata.
It says Nick.
I'm like, I don't know.
If I shouldn't have known that, who should?
Hell, yeah.
I got to go look at it.
Yeah.
Find out who owns it.
Well, maybe I was wrong.
Maybe there's 30 in each phrase.
Yeah.
There was more than 10.
Yeah.
There was like 30 uniques in each phrase then.
So, there's still three to be revealed.
Yeah.
And how do you reveal these things?
You just go on to their website.
Yeah.
And obviously, you've got to connect your wallet.
Yeah.
But it's totally safe.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Let me get it for you.
And I'll send it over in DM.
I should reveal it while we're here.
Not that that's a FunApe thing.
But I did win it in the FunApes giveaway.
So, well, let's say hello to Sheba real quick while you're looking for that cryptic.
What up?
Hello?
Fucking heat is making so much noise tonight.
Jeez Louise.
I turned it up.
It's cold.
What up?
How's everybody doing?
Can I say hello before I do the Moonbirds thing in 30 minutes?
I don't know what you guys are doing in 30 minutes, but I want to stop on by.
Cool.
But yeah.
How's everybody doing?
Not Moonbirds.
Not Moonbirds.
No, Moonbirds.
Yes, Moonbirds.
The ones that you didn't like, you said were ugly, and why would I ever buy that?
Yeah.
Exactly.
Yeah.
How rude.
You know what the floor is on my crown right now?
Three, ETH.
That was a great buy.
Hey.
Congratulations.
Sell it.
Sell it.
Sell it.
Sell it.
Send me an ETH, and I'll spin it on Bovada and make it play.
Yeah, okay.
I've seen your Bovada gameplay.
Don't even start with me right now.
Don't even start with me.
I'll rat you out with hours of Bovada you played, and there was like $20.
I was in profit there.
You're like, see my luck.
I'm like, I'm watching.
Wait.
Ask Lori to spin for you.
Is she in there?
She's got to be in there, right?
Oh, Lori, it's Trade Tuesday.
You have to come up.
You got to come up.
It's Trade Tuesday.
Yeah.
It's pink ice cream.
I'm not a gambler.
I'm not a gambler, to be honest with you.
But I had a really interesting – this has been – I don't know what the hell is going
on since the market spun remotely bullish.
Everybody and their mother is like, we need help, and they're meeting.
So it's been one of those weeks this week, and there's so many exciting things happening.
Hopefully, we stay bullish.
Hopefully, the market doesn't tank now after this few weeks that we had some positive movement
that would suck.
But, yeah, it's been a hell of a ride, and I think that's why I'm getting sick and overdoing
it again.
And on top of bowling, it's not helping.
We'll get through it, though.
I need to go a little warm.
We need to go to Miami now.
I can't wait until December.
It's too far.
It's coming.
You said he was going to come.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah, you're coming.
What?
You're supposed to talk to John, and John was supposed to give you a small voucher,
and then you were supposed to come down.
I was supposed to talk to John.
I don't remember how to do this.
Yeah, I remember.
You were supposed to get a $200 allowance.
I remember.
Something like that.
The trip is $150.
I remember.
Yeah, that's what Sheba said.
I remember.
Yeah.
$200.
$200 in Miami?
Yeah, $150.
Yep.
You can last 45 minutes.
45 minutes, man.
Then you're bankrupt.
Not even.
From where you are, it's like a 30-minute plane ride.
Oh, shit.
I just stayed in the beach, bro.
He wants to sleep on the beach.
Oh, Vinny's back up.
Here's Vinny.
Hey, Vinny.
What's up?
What's up, everyone?
What's up, Jenna?
I just came up here, you know.
All the losers are talking, Jenna.
We're Dallas fans.
We're winners over here.
Right?
I can't even say I'm fucking worried about that either, damn it.
Yeah.
When the playoffs come, we worry about the playoffs, Dallas fans.
Who are you from Staten Island?
Explain that to me.
Sheba, I'm not from Staten Island.
I'm from Brooklyn.
It's a difference.
How do you like the Dallas Cowboys?
I hate the Giants.
I don't know.
I just grew up.
So you're going to be a disappointing Jets fan like me watching Big Daddy growing up?
Come on now.
Thank God.
Thank God.
That's my second favorite team.
If I want to see anybody win, it's the Jets.
We had a chance this year.
Kind of.
I think.
I don't know.
We'll see what happens next year.
I don't know really why they're hiring people who are in their 50s to throw the fucking football.
But, yeah.
I don't know.
They still have a chance.
If they win the next game, it's Buffalo.
It's a big game for them.
And then Aaron Rodgers is going to come back in two, three weeks.
You hear that talk?
He's a joke, say that guy.
I'll be honest with you.
He's a big joke.
Talk to you, Aaron.
Talk to you, Aaron.
Oh, spice green beans, bro.
They're sick right now.
Well, Aaron Rodgers is coming back in probably end of December.
Yeah.
Then we'll be out of it.
Yeah, for the playoffs.
Yeah, we'll be out of the season.
If we make it, they're going to sit the poor kids and get to the playoffs, and we're going
to have him come in for them.
It's going to be so fucked up.
Well, I mean, if the Jets are still in contention for the playoffs, he'll play.
If not, next year he will.
I believe they are going to make the playoffs talk.
I really believe it.
Buffalo's playing so bad.
Buffalo is horrible.
But I wouldn't put it past Rodgers to take him to the Super Bowl either at that point.
Oh, jeez, Lord.
You know what I'm saying?
Let's go.
I did one play on the field and took myself out for five months.
There's a really small chance he's coming back with a vengeance.
I'd put my money on that.
And I'm a Jet fan.
I mean, that's fine.
I've followed Rodgers for 18 years, so.
Yeah, so did I, Tuck.
Right, I know.
You know.
Rodgers just needs to get in the playoffs.
Then anything can happen without Rodgers.
And Garrett Wilson, and they have hole, and they have a stack defense.
I think they're going to go far.
Yeah, all they need is a quarterback.
I mean, it's been like that for two years.
Like, Casey's really good, but they, you know, I don't see their out.
I don't know.
It's different.
They're beatable.
They're wideouts.
They don't have wideouts.
Right.
They're beatable.
But, hey, Franny, you're looking at the wrong collection.
You're looking at Aper Union.
You need to look at the Aper Union species.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
I don't know.
But I was, because I looked, I was like, dude, there ain't no Nick.
So then I checked the Aper Union, and I was like, okay, there's Nick.
It's pretty cool, though, right?
I mean, it's like.
Yeah, it is.
Is that the same project?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, it's like fun days and fun eggs, you know.
Yeah, Aper Union, fun days.
Oh, Franny, are you playing the game?
No, no, no, no, no, Vinny, Vinny.
Hell no, he ain't.
You don't want to do shit, but.
How many you got, Franny?
Aper Union.
Aper Union.
Aper Union.
I won one in the Discord last week on Sunday.
The creamy giveaways, or what do you call it?
The fun days.
The fun day raffles.
Fun days.
Sorry.
Thanks.
Yeah, Vinny won two things, right?
Vinny 1.05E and then something else.
Sheesh.
Yeah, I won that in Goat Deluxe.
Yeah, anyone 400 million Sheesh in the poker game while we were doing the raffle.
Yeah, that was luck.
That was luck.
That was luck of poker.
How much did 400 million Sheesh win?
Yeah.
I don't know.
50 bucks?
It was like 350 bucks.
Damn.
That's a bag, bro.
I'd hold on to that.
I'm going to go times three, at least.
No, I have my own.
Sam's going to like some of that.
Nah.
Stays in anything and nothing.
They're not going to see shit.
That's right.
Yeah.
I heard Nick's going to dress up like Santa Claus this year and give us all gifts.
Is that true?
Damn.
You sure?
I stopped doing that with the kids, too.
Oh, nice.
So, it's not happening.
They want Christmas gifts.
Buy them with their own money.
Oh, damn.
Then your wife is buying them.
Behind your back.
Oh, the wife.
Using the card.
As long as she's using her account, I don't care.
Oh, right.
What a tough, tough guy.
What do you get yourself for Christmas, Nick?
I have Christmas every day, Shiva.
All right.
You're right.
I smoke.
I smoke.
You know what that's like.
You smoke every day, too.
Vinny smokes every day.
All you guys smoke every day.
I just smoke different things.
Yeah, different.
And it takes your thing like three hours to smoke.
It only takes mine ten minutes.
Yeah, but I enjoy it.
Light inconvenience how long it takes a cigar, but it's okay.
It's okay.
We'll go around.
Cigars are fine.
You can get smaller cigars, too, but, you know, I like the one I have.
Anyway.
Break it in half.
I don't have all that time.
I only had one today so far, so I'm due for at least two more after dinner.
Damn.
That's at least six hours.
I put you right there.
No, no, no, no, no.
A couple hours.
It's all good.
So, wait, wait, wait.
Cryptic or Tuck, is there a website I should go to for this thing?
My road sounds from one to ten.
To reveal what you're talking about?
Yes.
I'm still looking for the link.
Do you know Tuck?
I do not, personally, no.
I can't even remember what I went to.
I'm just asking in the chat.
Is there a Discord or no?
I've got it.
I've got it here.
I've got it here.
Okay.
It's chaos.
What the hell is going on?
Shut up, Al.
It did look like there was, what, 27 one-of-ones so far in the species.
So, Cryptic, you said there's three left then, probably?
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure there's 30 in each phase.
Yeah.
Okay.
How many have not been revealed, though, in total?
Any idea?
Let me see.
I'll go look.
You would have to scroll down.
A lot of them will not be worth it.
Let me just reveal it.
We'll find out if it's the one I want to have.
Nah, just sell it.
Right?
Just sell it.
Actually, the one that's a dinosaur with his little arms, that's the one that I want.
You can buy that for me next week.
Yeah, let me get on there right now.
I'll spin some of them.
All right.
All right.
Sell it, spin it, and win it.
Don't listen to me.
You don't know what he's talking about.
You've seen some of the payouts, Vinny.
You don't.
I know.
Shiva, you're sleeping with that moon bird over there.
I just said you're going to go with it.
In Twitter?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Let's see.
It's all about CFP, all right?
You understand that one day, young man.
I got to go on my other browser, though, because John sent it to my other wallet for some reason.
Okay.
Let me make sure my – okay, that's there.
Now, what, I connect my wallet first?
Yeah.
I'm just going to load it up on my –
Connect your wallet.
I want to go to connect mine.
That one's okay.
It doesn't have a ledger.
Sign in with Ethereum.
Start session.
This is the wallet that holds my opinion.
I will claim the rape – I will claim the reunion species here.
Or this wallet is a hot wallet.
No, it's not.
Okay.
Well, wait.
Designated.
I want to connect and claim with this wallet by entering my vault address.
I don't even know what the hell that means.
I'll start the session.
Okay.
Yeah, I'll just start the session.
I'll just –
Oh, okay.
Now what do I do?
Claim species?
No, reveal.
They got a reveal.
Yeah, reveal.
Reveal.
Okay.
Yeah, they got it.
That's because I've got an ape.
All right.
Let's see what happens.
Nick, that's a one-on-one.
I'm selling my money back.
Right?
Select – oh, you got to select a token.
I hope you got the one-on-one because if it's the one you want, you know what to do with it.
Hey, and Vinny's pushing that sale.
Yes.
I don't know what it is.
So, okay.
So, I got some dude.
Trying to help a friend out.
I got some dude.
He knows what he's doing.
He's only been a businessman for 50 years.
Go ahead, Nick.
50 years.
I got some cowboy dude with some glasses.
Let's see.
Not a one-on-one.
Cute, though.
How do you know it's not a one-on-one?
I know the collection.
I know the collection.
It's not a one-on-one.
I'm going to refresh the minute.
It's actually my second most holdings right now is AperUnion.
Space Riders, Fun Apes, and AperUnion.
Oh, damn.
What?
Why is the thing's not...
I mean, that's a human memory.
Yeah.
Where is the traits?
It's pretty...
Well, the traits haven't published yet, but it's...
Okay.
The blunt shot here is 0.20%.
And it's a spectral face.
Everything else is under 4.
2% style, 1% share of 2% face, 3% starshild, 4% drool.
Let's see.
These are animated as well.
You can change them into animated.
And soon it'll be able to turn it into a different one,
so you'll have another chance of getting a one-on-one two more times
from the same token.
Yep.
Did you say the skin was a star child?
Where's the skin?
No, I said the face was a spectrum.
The species is a star child, and the face is a spectral.
Yeah.
Pretty rare.
That's the species.
Yeah, that's like a 0.195 floor.
That's the species I got, the star child one.
No, let's fucking go.
Yeah, yeah.
Now he's in.
Now he's going to start sweeping him.
Go check out the species collection.
What?
I didn't hear you, Shiba.
I said now he's going to start sweeping him.
He's in.
Oh, no, I'm not sweeping it for you, dude.
I got...
The bull market's coming, Nick.
You should be tripling up on your NFTs a week now at this point.
If you're not, you're a dingus.
You should definitely be grabbing...
Tripling up...
Shiba, go look at my wallet.
I'm not tripling up anymore.
Let's see.
Species.
There's only 94 of that skin, and there's only four of them listed.
Give it to me.
You don't need it.
About to be five.
Coming in with the comments on the side.
I love it.
He's like commenting.
He's like...
I'm trying to help my friend now.
Bro, I hear it.
I hear you.
You keep going, bro.
He's like, hey.
He's like just planting it in there.
He keeps studying it.
Yeah, but how do I compare that to...
Like, okay, there it is.
But how do I...
It's...
Number 3010.
3010.
Like...
Like, compared to the ones that are up there right now.
The ones that are up for sale.
Yeah, like, I'm just picking up the one that is 0.25.
It's probably been there for a while, but 23 days, yeah.
But some of his traits are less rare than the ones I have.
Is there a rarity checker for these guys?
Like...
I don't know.
I think there is, to be honest with you.
I got to go into my Google.
I think on Google it'll be better than...
Or Chrome, excuse me.
Oh, Farhani, here.
11 days ago, one of those skins sold for 0.11.
Hmm.
Nice.
Rich.
Yeah, they don't have rarities on this...
On this...
Even on Chrome.
With the...
Yeah, with that collection, no, they don't.
Mm-mm.
Anthony, what's the math there?
You got it for free, 0.11?
What is that, like, plus 237?
Yeah.
GG, he wouldn't know.
He's not a mathematician.
Go ahead, I was trying to throw a joke at him.
Oh, it says rarity's going to be hosted on the reunion GG.
Which is the site that Cryptic gave me.
So, let's see.
Yeah, I don't think it's up there then.
Because I think I was trying to find it one night.
And I couldn't find it on the website.
But I was mobile, too.
So, maybe you can find it on PC.
Check.
I don't see it, dude.
Make it a coaster.
Out.
Make him a coaster.
There's no way for you to get an inside to him.
So, he's forced to keep it.
Because it's a sentimental area.
Forever, for him, forever.
Hey, real quick, though.
Our bonus word is cone.
C-O-N-E.
And that's because, if anybody has not looked up top yet, too.
That's what Lori says.
Trait of the day is the ice cream cone with the pink flavor.
So, I went with cone for the day.
Bonus word.
And if you haven't engaged with that, that's what Lori said.
Tweet.
Go ahead and engage with that.
She works hard for that.
Every single day.
What is that?
Day 37?
Yeah.
She's awesome.
She's an MVP, right?
She is an MVP.
Well, what is it?
October's MVP.
So, she's an MVP forever now, just like the rest of you.
So, I don't know how to check the rarity going.
Sorry, Frank.
Out there.
Are you looking at your percentages right now?
I can.
Let me see.
Hold on.
Okay.
You mean of each data?
Yeah.
2% style.
Background's 2%.
Sheriff is 1%.
The face spectral is 2%.
The blonde short head is 0.2%.
Mouth drool is 4%.
And the star child species is 3%.
They're all pretty.
Yeah.
The one that I have, so I got 1% for my background, 0.8 for clothes, 2% for tears.
His head is 0.49%, smile 5%, and then the 3% for the species.
So, ours are pretty similar.
Yeah.
Did you list it or are you playing the game?
No, I play the game with the Ape Reunion ones.
So, I'm just, I'm going to hold this one and hopefully, you know, use this one to play
the game too in the future.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I'll have to come back in later and I might list it, see if I can turn that into some other
cash.
Right.
There you go.
For the cigars.
Right, Vinny?
Right.
For the cigars.
There you go.
There you go.
Vinny approved.
Man.
Lori would have been proud of me yesterday.
I spun, I spun 225 or 250 bucks up to, you know, 2,700 and I cashed out 1,200.
I spun down 15, I degenned down 1,500 in about 45 minutes.
Damn big people, man.
They don't care.
What's that?
That's when you're trying to go for the big ones though, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
When your bets start getting bigger and stuff, so it happens.
It does.
It does.
I was like, holy shit.
All right.
I'll stop talking.
You're welcome to talk.
You're more than welcome.
Everyone is welcome to talk.
We know.
Cone.
Everybody, C-O-N-E.
Cone is your bonus word.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, see?
That's what I'm here for.
Oh, shit.
Did I even do it?
I didn't think I did.
Probably not.
You always do it.
Dude, I really, I don't think I did.
No, I didn't.
Look at me.
And just so everybody knows, I'm missing 300 points, so I'm going to be jumping up some
spots when the time comes.
Bro, it ain't going to be second place or what?
Yeah, it is.
Why are you missing 300 points?
Either Saturday or Sunday, I didn't get the 300 base mission points.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it's some randomness.
I'm sitting in fifth place.
So, yes, I will be in second place.
William, how many points you got right now?
You got out here with that bullshit.
Oh, never mind.
You just put your word in.
Damn it.
I'm going to hold on to this second place.
I thought about flipping, but I'm not doing it today.
Get out of here.
I was just going to say, hold on.
You know what?
Flip.
I am right now.
Let's see.
Natalie.
Come here.
You got to win.
Dude, now, huh?
I flipped yesterday.
I flipped like three or four times already.
It's like, well, I've lost a couple, but I'm on a two-day win streak.
Yeah, here we go.
Well, we want to win.
Hit that button.
Actually, should we close it?
Should we close it?
Okay, you do it.
Okay, go in there.
Yep.
Yep, yep, yep.
Wait.
Maybe I closed this.
Use the algorithm.
Get everything right.
You have to look away when I do it.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's the rule.
That's definitely a rule.
It is.
Hold on.
Hold on.
We got to wait until it logs me back in.
Look at this.
That's a very fun game over here.
Matter of fact,
he should probably be outside.
What's up?
Good utility.
Good utility.
All right.
I'm not looking.
Do it.
Tails.
Tails.
Come on, Natalie.
Give him an L.
What happened?
Did you do it?
It was an L.
What does it say?
It said we lost.
Oh, we lost.
That's all right.
Good try.
All right.
Get in that second, please.
That's all right, Natalie.
It's not your fault.
Not your fault.
It's not your fault, Natalie.
Don't let him blame you.
Crip, maybe next time.
It was all your fault.
It was all your fault.
It was all your fault.
It was all your fault.
No, they didn't say that.
I'm kidding.
That's why I didn't want to flip.
That's exactly why I didn't want to flip.
Don't let him blame you, Natalie.
It was not your fault.
It was his fault for making you flip.
His fault.
Yo, Frank, go flip.
I'm telling you right now.
I'm not flipping.
I might flip tomorrow.
I'm going to be a winded.
Touch just lost.
I know.
And I'm going to stay happy.
Why won't Irishman flip?
Tell Irishman to flip.
He's 77.
He's in first place.
Irish already flipped this morning.
That's why he's 100 above you.
He won his.
How do you know that?
You don't know that.
I've seen that in the chat.
I will wait it out.
But you do what you want to do.
Yeah, that's what I'm doing, Vinny.
Vinny's the voice of reason.
Yeah, Vinny over here trying to help his friends out.
All right?
That's what Vinny does.
Vinny is always wrong.
I'm telling you.
Nah, I ain't always wrong.
Sometimes.
I ain't always wrong.
Oh, I beg to that phone.
You should flip.
Hey, let's not forget about John's cryptic message that said to make sure I hold on some
liquidity.
Yo, you missed the chat, you dork.
You know everything.
I know it.
I missed the chat.
I spoke to John personally.
Some other people heard.
Yeah, you missed the chat when they were doing the, what was it?
The raffles.
I was there.
Yeah, but you went early.
You left early.
Then I stayed in there to speak to John.
I'm getting some of that plucky, plucky information out.
No, I don't think he left early.
He was there.
I was there.
I was there the whole time, brother.
You the whole time never said anything, huh?
Nah, you just kept his ass quiet.
Yeah, right.
You were just sitting there giggling behind that mic.
I was there.
I was cracking up.
Because you were like, does Frank know?
And John was like, yeah.
Frank knows.
And he was like, what?
Nobody else knew.
Nobody else knew.
I don't know anything.
We know that the contract that he posted wasn't the pest contract.
Yeah, yeah, that was, that contract was the Fun Apes one.
We know that.
But what was said in that, what was said in that chat will stay in that chat.
One of my few people was in it.
Do you think he's going to give us like a, like a two day warning or something like that?
Or no?
I mean, I'm pretty sure he's got to give everybody a warning.
All right.
Like, just to, just to make it like, obvious, like there's going to be something.
Right.
And not just 10-hour chat.
Hopefully it's after mid-December.
Yeah, definitely.
Or March.
Like any time after the 11th or so?
It's going to be on the 21st.
I told him to make it on the 21st of November, because that's my birthday.
It's too soon.
They said a couple of weeks, a couple of weeks ago.
Yeah, I don't think that's going to happen.
It's going to happen.
Trust me.
Hey.
Trust me, dates can change.
Sincerely.
Sincerely.
They always change.
Trust me, dates always change.
Sincerely.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Sincerely.
Cone is the bonus word.
Cone, C-O-N-E, in case nobody got that.
So, Sheba, you got a, what did you got a, you got a space, a moonbird space?
Is that what's going on?
All right, then.
Why is this not coming up?
He's off golf.
He's off bowling.
Yeah, he's flying on his, uh, bird over there.
Five minutes.
Five minutes on the bonus world.
It's Cone.
Five minutes.
Five minutes.
Okay.
See you.
Vinny with the one-liners.
Where have you been, dude?
I've been home.
I've been working.
Bullshit.
He's been working.
He's busy.
I've been working.
I've been working.
Working on my tan.
Working on my tan.
Nah.
What tan are you talking about, white boy?
Oh, I'm white as fuck, yeah.
He's Italian.
He tans.
I was going to say, like, if he's Italian-Italian, he's a different kind of white tan.
He's not pasty.
He's not the pasty white.
I'm sure he's got Italian skin with bad voice.
I definitely do.
Yeah.
You can tell by all the shoe pictures all the time, but you never know.
I've seen more pictures of Vinny's legs than I ever thought I would see.
You know what I'm saying?
All I got to do is get up in the morning, bam, see some Vinny legs right there with the
good morning coffee and everything.
That takes the appetite away.
Shit.
It's too cold for those.
How do you think I skip breakfast every day?
You look at old pictures of Vinny?
Shots by the left and right.
I look at Vinny's feet pics, and I'm like, all right.
I'm skipping breakfast today.
Yeah, but then we see your bicep pics, and the rest of us are like, oh, man, we got
into our diet.
Yeah, you make me starve.
Bro, I sent him a DM.
I'm like, bro, can you stop posting those pics up?
Like, his neighbors and stuff, you know?
Can you put your shirt on?
Like, can you post with your shirt on?
Yeah, no kidding, man.
Hey, it's winter.
Hey, you ain't going to see nothing for a while.
It's not winter.
Wow, sassy over there.
What's going on?
Your daughter's calling you right out, Chuck.
Yeah.
It ain't cold outside, you know?
Chuck's calling me out.
Yeah.
It ain't winter.
It's fall.
Damn.
No dinner for you tonight, kid.
Right.
When?
When?
Six days before Christmas.
Six days before Christmas starts winter?
Yeah, or four.
Or five.
She's right.
It's closer than I would know.
December 20th, isn't it?
The 21st?
Yeah.
All right.
Bingo.
Good job.
There you have it.
King Salmon said it was snowing pretty hard about where he is in Alaska, obviously.
I don't know.
It should be.
It should be.
It's Alaska.
Isn't it over snowing in Alaska?
No, apparently it's not.
Oh, it's not?
Oh, okay.
I just thought it was over snowing.
Isn't it like Juneau, Alaska, always like 50 or 60 degrees, like year-round or something
like that?
Yeah, he was saying that last week.
I think we were talking about a week ago.
It's some of them are real temperate, and the other ones are just cold as hell.
Right.
I don't know.
Watching that Bering Sea gold, I mean, that shit looks kind of crazy.
What, for oil?
For the, no, are they crab legs or whatever?
Crabs.
Hmm.
That sounds good.
The Alaskan crab legs?
Yeah.
The king crab.
That sounds good.
Maybe I'll have that tonight.
Crab legs do sound very good.
It's too much work, though.
That's the problem.
You're too messy.
That's not work.
Yeah, I like the places where they, like, pre-crack them for you and stuff.
I know, that's like.
You mean, what I'm like.
Like, what was that place called, the fish place?
They had them all over the place, same name.
Red Lobster, Long John Silver?
Yeah, Red Lobster.
Right.
Yeah, awful fish.
Awful.
Delicious biscuits, though.
Delicious biscuits.
Yeah, their biscuits are good, yeah.
Kind of like Olive Garden salad.
I like their salad.
And their breadsticks.
The breadsticks there are a joint, too.
Awful.
God, Olive Garden.
I'd have to kill myself if I went to an Olive Garden.
Right, Vinny?
I have never ate at an Olive Garden.
And I never will eat at an Olive Garden.
Exactly.
Go there for the salad.
I've got to commit suicide if I was going to eat there.
What's going on, bro?
King.
Yeah, let's get away from the suicide talk real quick, King.
Sorry about that.
Yeah, we've been getting hammers up here.
How much snow?
Yeah, right?
What else are you going to do?
It's not high enough to me to complain yet.
Yeah.
I was going to say, I watched the show on Discovery Channel one day.
Maybe it was A&E.
It was about, I don't know, like Native Americans up in Alaska.
And all they did is get hammered all the time.
And they had to, like, get rid of all the alcohol there.
And there was people that was, like, drinking mouthwash and stuff.
It was pretty crazy.
A lot of the villages ban alcohol.
That's correct.
Isn't it a genetic thing?
Like, serious?
With alcohol?
It is a genetic thing.
Hey, Farhani, just to let you know, I was born and raised in Fort Wayne.
And what Fort Wayne is known for is getting Indians drunk and taking their land.
That's what, so.
Fort Wayne, Indiana?
That's correct.
That's where I was born and raised.
I dropped $35,000 in Fort Wayne, Indiana in 2008 on Amish cabinets for my kitchen.
Actually, let me rephrase that.
My wife dropped $35,000 of my money on those cabinets in Fort Wayne, Indiana.
Your money is the wife's money.
Easy.
Easy.
I mean, are they the cabinets?
Are they in your house now, those cabinets?
Yeah, the kitchen.
We redid the kitchen.
And she wanted these cabinets, you know.
And so we drove to Fort Wayne.
And she, I had to watch the little guy at the time.
He was probably six, seven.
And she went for four or five hours designing a whole kitchen.
Yeah.
But they're nice cabinets, though, I bet.
I bet they're a real nice cabinets.
Uh, you know what?
I could have done with Kia cabinets for $4,000 instead of $35,000.
Think of how many spins I could have on that.
How much ETH you could have saved.
Man.
Wow.
We'll do everything in ETH now.
Everything's in ETH.
Exactly.
Fort Wayne.
I'd never known anybody from Fort Wayne, Indiana.
King.
How'd you go from Fort Wayne to Alaska?
Military.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
That makes sense.
You're not in the military now, are you?
What's that?
Are you in the military now?
I've been out for a long time.
I'm old.
I'm 47.
I know I'm not as old as you, but I'm, I, I could, if I stayed in, I could have been retired
years ago, but my wife retired out of the military, but we loved it up here.
And I got out because my career field being a firefighter, we would have had to travel.
So I got out after eight years and she knew how I worked the system.
She's a little bit older than me and was in a couple of years longer than me.
So she was able to work the system and do another tour up here, then had to go to Korea
for a year and then picked her follow on back here and then retired.
So we got lucky.
That's awesome.
Awesome.
So you stay in there then?
Oh yeah.
Yeah, we've been, we've been, well, most likely unless our bones or something can't
take it, but yeah, we love, we love it here.
We're fishing, we're, we're fishing nuts, both her and I, I got her hooked on fishing
and yeah, uh, well, Indiana's fishing scene just doesn't compare.
I can imagine.
Wow.
Fort Wayne to Alaska.
Pretty cool.
It's, uh, the only thing I missed, there's one thing I met.
Well, two things.
I take that back two things and that is my, uh, fried pork tenderloin sandwiches and, and
autumn, just the leave color, the leaves and the color of autumn.
Those are the two things I miss.
Other than that, y'all can have it down there.
Okay.
Well, hold on.
Go ahead, Ronnie.
No, cone is the word.
C-O-N-E.
You only got what?
Nah, it's done.
We're done.
Yeah.
We're done with that.
Cone was the word.
You don't have any time left.
So screw you.
Cone was the word.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now I wasn't interrupting for that.
I wanted to know what a, what a, um, a fried pork loin sandwich was.
Cause it sounded delicious.
And I need to know the ends now.
You get it at Culver's.
Yeah.
Culver's silver.
I don't know what that is either.
Nick.
I'm cultured here.
All I'm going to say out, uh, no offense, Ronnie Culver's sucks ass.
You have to go to, you have to go to a independent, no name restaurant to get a damn good fried
pork tenderloin in the Midwest.
And it ain't just Indiana.
It's Illinois, Indiana, or Ohio that will sell them.
Yeah.
Well, okay.
No, I, well, I like, I like them.
Yeah.
It's just, it's just pounded pork tenderloin boneless.
They bread it and then they fry it or, uh, you know, pan fry it easily.
Or sometimes it'll, uh, okay.
So it's, it's like a, okay.
I got to ask for Ronnie, how do you eat your fried pork tenderloin sandwich?
You know what I put on it is yellow mustard and pickles and that's it.
There.
Okay.
Uh, I, you know what you and me can hang anytime.
If you're going to say ketchup, if you're going to say ketchup, I was going to have to
fly on down.
We don't even put ketchup on hot dogs.
That's not what I heard.
Not in Chicago, man.
You get, you get, uh, my, the, the guys in the, in the traditional stores will pitch
you out.
If you're like ketchup, what do you get out of here?
Absolutely.
That's good.
I, I, I, I heard otherwise with Chicago and ketchup.
No, no, no.
It's mustard, onion, uh, uh, pickle lily, which is a relish, um, hot, hot jardiniere or,
um, sport peppers and celery salt and tomatoes.
I, I do miss a good Coney dog in Fort Wayne had some good Coney dog places.
Hmm.
All right.
We're not doing.
No, Frank.
What's up?
Um, if you have a hot dog next time, um, put brown sauce on it.
Oh my God.
Crypto you in this hot sauce or this brown sauce.
He's got it, dude.
He's got it.
He needs to try.
I got it.
I finally got it.
I went to the store and I got it.
Um, but I haven't used it yet because I don't have anything to eat it or eat on it.
Just put it out, put it out a spoon and take a teaspoon out and try to eat it.
It looks like A1 steak sauce is what it looks like.
It looks like A1.
It's not.
A lot of people.
That's what I thought.
Right.
It's not.
Yeah.
Yeah.
From the picture.
I was like, that's A1.
Yo, but back in the day when I was like way young, I did used to have like, um, I'm going
to say sanguities.
We say pieces for sanguities.
Eh, sanguities on brown sauce.
That's it.
Just brown sauce on it.
I mean, I'm going to try it.
I bought it.
I'm going to try it.
Yeah.
You're going to try it.
So you'd have bread with brown sauce on it and that's it?
Yeah.
Back in the day when I was like way young, but yeah.
Pieces on brown sauce.
I had a buddy that was like that with mayonnaise.
He would just make mayonnaise sandwiches and shit.
Yeah.
My dad used to do that.
Mayonnaise sandwiches.
Like.
It's so nasty.
We still give him shit.
Every time we see mayonnaise, we're like, well, I'm not going to say what we say to him,
but, um, yeah, you know, we still ask him if he gets turned on by the mayonnaise.
My uncle used to eat mayonnaise and banana sandwiches.
He said he learned it in the army.
Um, I don't get down with mayonnaise and banana sandwiches.
I've heard of banana, uh, peanut butter and banana sandwiches, but not mayonnaise.
Oh, peanut butter and banana is not bad.
Peanut butter, banana, and chocolate chips.
Of course, that's why I had to lose all the weight.
That was one of the reasons.
But those are good.
Bananas, peanut butter, and chocolate chips.
Try it.
Peanut butter and chocolate spread.
Peanut butter on one slice.
Chocolate spread on another.
And just put them together.
No, Nutella.
Right, Vinny?
Yeah, Nutella.
Yeah, Nutella.
You got to grill that.
You need to put that in a sandwich maker or grill that, babe.
Boy, I'm telling you.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Really?
It's Nutella.
My friends' parents, they make, uh, they have a brick oven in the backyard.
They make Nutella pies, like, sometimes in the summers.
Oh, unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Hey, can I, can I say something real fast?
Sure.
Yes, sir.
I just want to be a bragging dad.
Uh, rankings came out today.
My son is in the top ten rankings individually, nationally, collegiate for bowling.
Wow.
Oh, yeah.
Congrats.
Hell yeah.
That's awesome.
What's he averaging?
What's his average?
He's good, too.
Actually, my fault, uh, I'm sorry.
He is, uh, in the top ten for rookies.
My fault.
Rookies for collegiate.
And he's in the top 50 for overall, collegiate-wise.
His ranking, uh, his average is currently, uh, 209, which isn't as high as he'd like it
to be, but, you know, he's a freshman, and, you know, it's going to all the different
bowling allies compared to going to the same ones up here in Alaska, so.
Yeah, man.
209 is awesome.
Like, yeah, it's nothing to be shit.
Congratulations, man.
That's awesome.
Tell him we said congratulations as well.
Well, he, uh, he averaged a .238 up here last year to get him the national USA, uh, USA
Today award.
Damn, that's awesome.
Yeah, I like bowling, man.
I get down.
I used to bowl a lot when I was a kid.
I stopped when I got older, but, um, I bowled in a crab and beer league with my dad.
It was like a big party at the end of the, at the end of the year with the league, like,
to set crabs and beer, because that's what we do in here in Maryland.
When us bottom feeders eat the bottom feeder food.
Well, in Maine or Connecticut or Vermont, man, what, uh, wedding crashers where they
do crab cakes and football.
Remember that movie?
Like, that's what we do.
Crab cakes and football.
But I forgot what state it was.
Maine.
No, it wasn't Maine.
Maybe it was Vermont.
It's what they do.
Crab cakes and football.
Was that the movie?
Tuck.
Yeah.
From wedding crashers.
With, uh, uh, uh, oh shit.
Owen.
Owen.
Owen.
Owen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
Right.
Oh, I love her.
Careful.
Yeah, I know.
I don't know why I cracked me up so much.
I was never going to die.
Oh, he said, I love her.
Yeah.
I'll find you.
Oh, it's so funny.
I'm crazy.
Well, can you believe who she's married to?
I don't even know who she's married to.
That dude that plays Borat.
Oh, it's not your bear.
Come on.
They've been married for, they've been married for quite a while.
I didn't know.
You know what?
Maybe I did know that.
Maybe I've seen them like it, like premieres and stuff together or something or award shows
or something.
Maybe.
All right.
I'm good now.
Tricky.
What's up, man?
I remember you came.
You didn't even jump in and say hi.
Here.
Nothing.
He's too late for the word.
Yeah.
He threw up the tear face as soon as somebody said, time's up.
He was in too many rooms.
That's right.
You got to get here earlier, sucker.
Yeah.
Tricky in six rooms right now on stage on all of them.
It's Tricky Buddha from Day 5 Space Donkeys.
Let's get creamy.
You know, why not?
You do that in the mirror, Tricky?
Do you do that in front of the mirror?
Okay.
No, I did it once in front of the mirror and I was very disturbed.
So imagine how the rest of us feel.
I'm just kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding, Tricky.
What's going on, Tricky?
How's it going?
Oh, it's good.
I mean, I missed the word by a couple minutes, I guess.
But other than that, it's good.
You know, I'm hanging out.
My sleep schedule's been kind of weird, but, you know, the hallucinations are kind of calming down.
I slept a little bit today, so.
I mean, well, trying to make light of the situation, but are the hallucinations at least good, or?
Well, it's like classical music, and then sometimes it's just random words, but the words don't make sentences.
I'm like the crazy person trying to talk to you.
And is this, um.
I'm the crazy person.
Is this a part of your condition, or is it a side effect to some medicine?
I think I'm sleep deprived.
It's been a weird couple weeks.
I'm, like, sleeping, like, two or three hours, and then I'll be awake for, like, 14 hours.
And, like, just, I'm just, like, getting naps, basically.
I'm not, like, sleeping.
I have a sleep study coming up, too, to figure that out, but.
I don't know.
It's just weird.
Gotcha.
You're having any edibles?
Edibles will put you to sleep, right?
Yeah.
They don't work for me.
Like, my tolerance is, like, 700 to, like, 1,000 milligrams in order to, like, really do anything.
And it's just not worth it.
Like.
And I don't get sleepy, really.
It just doesn't do, yeah.
I got you.
So it's Tasty Tuesday.
Are you having tacos today?
I don't have any tacos.
I have taco meat, but no taco shells.
Shoot.
How about, how about beans on toast?
Bro, he just muted his mic.
He was, like, I'm not even going to entertain the question.
Damn.
He was, like, fuck this guy.
Take a rest.
Cryptic, you put a lot of shit on toast, don't you?
No, I don't, actually.
But.
Every time somebody talks about food, you're, like, put that shit on some toast.
I mean, I, like, I only bring it up because, like, I know yous don't do this.
Like, beans on toast, yous are, like, what the fuck?
Who puts beans on toast?
But, like, unbeknown the facts to yous, that, like, yous use all different types of beans.
But, like, we only use one specific type of beans.
I like how he tries to justify it by the type of beans.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
No, the reason for that is it would more than likely, like, really taste a lot different
when you would put, like, one of your type of beans, like, on the toast.
In your head, it seems, like, a good justification, but out loud, hindsight time 20-20, right?
Yeah, so, like, with that 20-20, I like to let you see it how I see it.
I just see it as beans on toast.
It's beans and beans.
It doesn't matter if they're.
But have you ever tried, like, my kind of beans, like the Heinz beans and tomato sauce?
No, I don't believe so.
I would try them.
I would try beans and toast, too.
I'm not knocking it.
Well, I'm just messing with you because it's fun to do because we don't, I don't eat it.
But I would eat it.
And I mess with you as well.
No, but, like, things I would put on toast is, like, beans on toast, scrambled egg on toast.
And we have square sausage over here in Scotland.
Yes, the sausage is not square.
It's, like, a rectangle-type shape.
And that's great on toast with brown sauce as well.
Is there a casein on that?
Sorry?
Is there a casein on that sausage?
Or no?
No, no.
I guess, have you ever heard of, I think it's, is it Scrapple?
Yeah.
Over there.
It's, like, different types of, like...
Everything?
Kind of.
The sausage is kind of like that.
Okay.
And it's just, like, compressed in a log?
Like a fire log?
No, no, no, no, no.
It's, like...
I'm calling a log.
It's, like, a...
Maybe, like, a centimeter thick.
Maybe just less than a centimeter thick.
But in, like, in, like, in, like, a rectangle shape.
Does it come in a can?
A bread loaf pan is what they do in the Midwest.
Bread loaf pan.
No, it doesn't come in a...
It doesn't come in a...
It doesn't come in a...
What did you get?
I can't.
I can?
No, no, no, no.
Okay.
Just...
Just what to do is just open Google, type up Scottish Square Sausage, and it'll bring
up Lauren Sausage, which is square.
You'll see it, like, in the packaging.
Make sure you put square in quotes.
I'm afraid.
No, no.
No, no.
It's fine.
It's fine.
There will only be square sausage that comes up.
And, like, you'll see it that's, like, Scottish.
All right.
I'm going to do it.
Don't be scared.
Definitely not Googling sausage anytime soon, but...
No, it's great.
Scottish Square Sausage won't bring anything up apart from ever square sausage.
Honestly.
Bro, I have to tell the story real quick.
No, she got it.
No, go ahead, Vinny.
Go ahead.
No, no.
She will laugh, doesn't she?
Not the...
Look, he's going to laugh.
Sausage, weren't he?
I like to cook up the sausage.
My wife enjoys the sausage.
All right, David.
We're getting out of control with...
It's Tasty Tuesday.
Not Thirst Trap Tuesday.
Tricky.
All right, we're...
So, yeah.
I've looked at the sausage, and it's...
It's like a ground sausage that's kind of molded in a square shape.
What it looks like to me, right?
Yeah.
That's why we've got a square sausage.
But it's kind of like a rectangle.
Yeah.
All right.
I got you.
I'll eat it.
It looks good.
It looks like regular sausage to me.
Yeah, yeah.
And like...
Oh, I was good.
And like throwing that on toast with brown sauce is excellent.
And it's just like the right size for like a sandwich.
They're just throwing that thing on the top of a pancake or something too.
A pancake?
Yeah.
And some syrup on it.
Some maple syrup.
Yo, you sound as crazy as me.
Like, sometimes if I've got like leftover square sausage like from in the morning, and I'm
having like a curry at dinner time, like I will chop that square sausage up into like
little squares, put it straight into the curry with the chicken.
In the curry?
Yeah, dude.
Tastes amazing.
Trust me.
I feel like fuck was on the right track.
No, but like over here, like I could have like chips and fries with like square sausage.
And if I mix up like a little curry sauce, like put that straight over the chips, over
the sausage, hey, Presto.
Can you imagine a TV show with Cryptic living in like a glass house and a few of us are on
the outside commenting on the things that he's doing and eating?
What the fuck?
I don't know.
I said it would be funny.
While he's flipping coins.
Exactly.
On engagers.
Yeah, yelling at himself.
Yeah.
He's not even, yeah, nobody's around listening to him and he keeps going, why don't you flip?
Just flip.
He just keeps talking about flips.
In his sleep, he's telling about brown sauce.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
See how that went full circle with the brown sauce too, Nick?
He was talking about like all the way back to the square sausage and then the brown sauce
that came full circle.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I got a, I got a drop to go to dinner with some guys, but nice hanging with you both.
And you as well, bro.
Have a good night, Ron.
Anybody, anybody wants to buy that reunion thing I got, I'll post it later.
I can buy it.
Then I can spend the night, Vinny.
That's what I like to hear.
That's not.
Let's go.
You can eat tonight, Ron.
You can eat tonight.
Vinny's broker in that deal.
I can, I can eat.
I got the credit card for that.
I just don't want to put the heat.
We're all good, man.
Enjoy your night.
You too, everybody.
Bye bye.
Yeah.
Thanks, Nick.
Appreciate it.
Yeah.
Full circle.
Well, yeah, I think we're going to close this up anyway.
We've been going like an hour and a half.
So I'm about to make some dinner.
Not brown sauce.
What?
You still not.
Hold.
No, I haven't.
You need to follow before the end.
Bro, I'm telling you now.
I'm not flipping, bro.
I'm in second place.
I'm not.
No, you're not going to talk me into it today.
You're not going to talk me into it today.
Okay.
You're lost then.
You're lost.
You're going to wake up in the morning tomorrow.
I'm telling you.
We're running.
I love you all.
You're going to think, why the fuck did I not flip?
