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The Conversation
Recorded: July 27, 2025 Duration: 4:05:16Space Recording
Short Summary
In a lively discussion, participants explored key developments in the crypto space, including new token launches, strategic partnerships, and fundraising efforts that are driving growth and innovation. Insights into yield opportunities and emerging trends further highlighted the dynamic nature of the blockchain ecosystem.
Full Transcription
Thank you. Thank you. Yo.
Yo, yo.
Hi, everybody. This is pretty good.
Kind of an uneventful...
I mean, there's not that much happening
at the moment, except for
that the Gooners
have been censored via...
So Great Britain has lost its greatness, obviously,
but in its infinite wisdom has decided,
hey, you know what we're going to do?
We're going to start restricting gooning by making age verification happen.
That's a very interesting thing, because that kind of cuts into something else.
The age verification thing, by the way, is not as damning in a sense.
It has other aspects which are quite damning.
Yes, sure, 100%, what they pass there in the
UK, other damning aspects.
But the one that people kind of like over
I think kind of over-exaggerate
is the part about the verification.
Because that only applies
stuff that's non-safe for work content.
Right? And so non-safe for work
content is like
okay, there you go, you have to be
verified. So you can't goon anymore, is the point. So even with Discord, for instance, which, you
know, I operate off of as well. Well, by the way, if y'all have, if there's been people yesterday
who have, or actually today, technically, because we kept it going for that long. If y'all have
seen my Halo stream, I finally reached a heroic, which is the final rank. We're all finished it,
we're all finished, done, Maximized the fuck out of it.
We done.
We did it.
Now we're just going to do campaign.
We're going to 100% the game.
We're actually 100% of the game more than most people can.
It's like, I think this rank is like the 0.01% of people that have it.
It's like, fucking, we did it.
Maximize gamer, man.
I kind of look at the footage and I was like, holy fuck, man.
Like, I compare that to other footage that I've done in the past. I'm like, I'm so
fucking locked in. It's incredible.
So we get an hour
stream footage.
So we did that. If you notice, the quality was actually quite
good off that stream. For the first time
I actually had a good quality stream.
And that is because I actually
streamed it to Discord and we streamed it from Discord
through Blythe's computer
onto my X account. It was really
fucking funny. Yeah, zero drop frames.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah, we had like 700, like, what was that?
Like,
what was it, like, 36 frames?
Like, really nice, no frame drops whatsoever.
And had like, 7,000.
Yeah, exactly.
It was great. So we had a max quality stream,
good, like, imaging, everything was amazing. We did the whole thing. Fucking fantastic. It was epic. thousand yeah exactly it was great so we had a max quality stream good like imaging everything
was amazing we did the whole thing fucking fantastic um so yeah that's that's because
of the discord server that we have which you know i've been operating out of for quite a while
um so you know there's part of the age verification problem is like oh hey um you know you have to
verify for an nsfw channel nsfw unsafe for work, which is stuff which commonly includes nudity,
extremely edgy memes, all that kind of stuff.
So you have to verify your identity if you're in the UK,
which is honestly, like, I don't really care about that.
It doesn't matter, you know?
And if you do have to verify your age, I'm not entirely opposed to it.
I think that where it can lead to, that's what the problem is.
Because what if you have to verify your identity just to use the internet itself? That's a problem. However, if you don't
have to do that, that's all fine. What I do, however, care about is if you have explicitly
marked NSFW channels and people go in there and they're not of the age that they're supposed to
be to view this stuff, that's very risky. You want to make sure that children do not see content
that is non-safe for work, especially in the early ages. Not everybody has a resilient mind.
A lot of people come out with very perverted ideas afterwards, you know, after the fact.
Many of us, you know, like me, I've seen a lot of fucked shit on the internet. I keep making this
joke, like, you know, I put the cat image out there, you know, the cat with the spiky hair.
And I say, everybody knew this one guy who has the spiky hair named Justin
who like had his fucking autistic friend that looked like Dexter who's like smiling all the
time next to his computer and he's the kid who like went on fucking LiveLeak and pulled up the
fucking monthly decapitation video from the cartel that's being shown to you in school
on a nice overcast Monday morning. So like, yeah.
Yeah, we've all seen this kind of shit at some point in our lives
and the resilient mind comes off of that and goes,
lol, you know, that was a fucking interesting experience.
This is hilarious.
Everything's fine.
But the average person goes, I'm like, I am traumatized for life now.
I can't live with myself.
And I'm like, yeah, that's unfortunate life now. I can't live with myself. And I'm like, yeah, that's unfortunate.
So, the internet's not for everybody.
Especially not the tougher parts.
And the internet is actually a lot safer than it was a long time ago.
It's actually a lot more unsafe in some areas and safer in others.
Because there were things on the internet that you could easily access
and could perhaps even accidentally stumble upon.
Which were quite horrifying.
You know, ergo my
example of LiveLeak, right? Where it's like, hey,
get the school guy, goes there,
shows LiveLeak video, and you feel like
you're doing a monthly decapitation video from the
fucking cartel that's like aiming to
message all the drug dealers in the region and go
like, hey, you fuck with us, homie?
You're gonna fucking die. Anyways, you know, like
it's the thing where it exists, and then
you get the fucking TikTok videos coming out now where somebody says, you're gonna end up on the fucking Citizen app tonight, you know, like, it's the thing where it exists, and then you get the fucking TikTok videos coming
out now where somebody says, you're gonna end up on the fucking Citizen
app tonight, homie, and then fucking executes the guy,
but that's, like, not a good idea, obviously, and it's really
fucked up, but, like, that's the kind of stuff that exists
today. It still persists in a certain way, but
it's, like, a lot less, like, common
and a lot less frequent.
But, man, Instagram Reels is kind of fucked in that
regard. There's so much gore on there, it's, like, literally
live leak light at this point, so I don't use it. I'm like, this is just fucking stupid. It's, like, all I see is kind of fucked in that regard. There's so much gore on there. It's like literally live leak light at this point.
So I don't use it.
I'm like, this is just fucking scuba.
It's like, all I see is fucking fight videos
and like chicks trying to shake their ass.
It's like, I don't want to see any of these things.
Like, what do you want me to do?
Turn into a fucking animal?
No, thank you.
I'm going to stay with the human thing
and just like, you know, maximize my autism
on fuckingx.com and like do live streams
via fucking Discord.
Speaking of which, up at the top if you go and
uh see the posts that i pinned if you haven't already make sure you click on the article and
then once you've clicked on the article that's like you know quote post the scroll all the way
down and it says discord there right click that join it so that uh you know you can kind of catch
up with me from time to time i'm in there a lot i'm in there frequently i do a lot of stuff and
actually stream from there so if you want more direct access, if you want more, you know, say, like questions,
like comments, for instance, in there function a lot better than they do on x.com.
And so you actually get to be like, your comments get seen in the stream as well as they pop up,
which is fucking fun.
Yeah.
So if you want to like have more of a speedy experience on that level,
instead of like, you know, the laggy reaction time that you get,
because with X, it takes time for the stream to actually process the data.
So it's like, eh, it's a meh situation.
Can somebody post the link directly in the reply section, please?
I think it would make it easier.
I can do that.
Just DiscordGG slash Noetic for anybody.
Yes.
They need to come up with a test that allows people to prove their age
without actually revealing their identity.
It could be like a pop culture quiz
where you have to answer so many questions
within a quick enough period of time.
And if you're not that old, you just wouldn't have the frame of reference to answer them all.
Unless you're like Adrian.
Yes, which is a problem.
Because you'd be like, hey, is this guy fucking 70 years old?
Or is he just 15?
But it's not.
He knows what Magnum PI is, but he also knows what Skibbity Toilet is.
What the fuck is this thing?
But it's not actually a problem
because if you're that well cultured,
then exposure to the internet
isn't going to damage you as much,
so it solves the problem regardless.
This is true.
That is actually true, yeah.
The internet doesn't damage Adrian.
Adrian damages the internet.
Incredible.
Oh, that's the fucking truth.
That is good. Nice. That's the fucking truth. That's good. Nice.
That's a whole clip right there.
Let me see.
I pinned it up at the top right there.
Bly has put it in the comments so it's easier for you.
Go click that link. Join if you haven't created one already.
Make sure to create an account.
We do cross-X
and Discord events.
For instance, after the space,
once it's concluded in like two to three hours,
what happens is I'm going to do a QA after space thing, right?
And it's done in there because it's easy.
We have like have the same speakers that we have on here,
but the comment section is read more actively, right?
Because it's easier to kind of do that.
So yeah, make sure to join that.
Go do that right now.
Everybody go and join us.
See what's at the top of the space, go do that right now.
If you haven't already, do it right now.
It's amazing.
It's really fun. It's super fun.
He's in the advanced member section all the time,
just chatting with people and stuff.
So yeah, if you want a direct line, that's pretty much how to do it.
Indeed. Indeed. Easiest place to get me.
Don't spam me, though.
It's not going to be nice, but hey, it's a thing. We also have, like,
an expansion coming with a bunch of other content
creators as well. We have very
fascinating people in there, which is amazing.
Some of the people here on the stage you actually
recognize. We all labeled them as content creators. Also,
there are also positions open for moderation
of chats, but those positions are
for people who have reached level
like, you know, 40
and are also subscribed
and have shown exceptional ability.
It's like comms mod, right?
Because you have a 1,000-member community in there.
And so, yeah, that's a thing that we're working on actively.
So pretty cool, pretty excellent.
Indeed.
Right on.
So kind of on the part of this,
another thing that I think was kind of interesting,
we could put in the ID
verification thing, right,
is what happened to the
fucking T app, right?
Very fascinating situation, so probably this thing, like,
to kind of put it together into a scope, what the
fuck this shit is, is basically an app
where females go on, they verify themselves,
do all this kind of weird shit, and they try to
dox males, so it'd be like, hey, do you notice
any red flags about a dude? And then they have that as an app which is like you know the tea therefore
it's like you know they call it the current generation they fucking like call it the tea
that you have the tea but like you know the older version of that is literally called spilling the
tea you know which is like you know hey i'm gonna spill the tea on this so like i'm spill the beans
you know it's like you know tell us tell tell on know, that's it. And sometimes it's just like, oh, I have the tea.
You know, like, okay, I have the tea.
Hang on, let me do that.
I mean, it's just case in point of why trying to capitalize
on the rumor mill is a bad idea for everyone involved.
Yes, that is true.
That is very much so true.
Yeah, so now you have all of these people
verified their identities and whatnot, right?
They're on there, but the app was so shittily built.
Vibe-coded, right?
It looks vibe-coded.
Apparently isn't, but I'm like,
it may as well just be, and it probably technically is,
if that's what you think code is,
it is effectively vibe-coding.
Yes, that's even more retarded.
Like, you believe your ability is to be fucking superior,
so you say, I don't do vibe coding,
yet you produce a thing that's worse than fucking AI vibe coding.
Like, you are a next-level version of retard
to the point that fucking 4chan demolished your shit.
Your shit.
4chan demolished your shit.
In less than 24 hours.
Incredible.
Fucking incredible.
A lawyer can tell what is wrong
with the development here.
That's how you know it's bad.
Lawyers aren't the most technical people.
Actually, quite far from it, right?
And if they can tell something is wrong,
you are beyond cooked.
You are fucking
8-hour pot roast
in the fucking oven cooked.
Like, you are cooked.
Unencrypted open access database.
You don't even have to hack it.
That makes sense to me.
Yeah.
I think you can access it with the API directly.
That's wild.
Yeah, totally.
Nothing will go wrong.
Yeah, totally.
Everything's going to be so fine, man.
It's like, it's not like anybody's just going to fucking, I don't know, just figure it out
and access it and like, you know, get all those fucking people and then download.
What is it?
What? like anybody's just gonna fucking i don't know just figure it out and access it and like you know get all those fucking people and then download what is it what was it 59 gigabytes worth of data
all of its ids and everything and now they've basically like you know what's funny they've
actually created an antithesis to this app which is like called the tea bag and it's literally like
a tea bag that looks like a man's balls and this thing now basically has collected all i'm not
telling anybody to go use it i'm'm just saying that it exists, okay?
Now it's there, and they like have
taken all of the data, and now they've created
a fucking interactive geographical
map with all the women that have doxxed themselves
on that fucking dog shit site.
That's wild.
It's brilliant, it's a fucking
it's, I mean look,
I guess it's horrible when everybody gets
their IDs leaked leaked but you have
to be a very specific level of shitty person to go on that fucking app and believe yourself
to be a person that needs that type of like you know thing you know you're like all the people
i've seen all their images because i had to like decently do some study on it it's the fucking
not even above sixes like fucking fives and fours of the world it's
like yes this is the type of person i wouldn't even go on a date with in the first place i think
that there is another side of it but it ends up being just as horrible right so there are probably
some women who are using that to report like actually truly dangerous people right like we
know that there are actual bad guys out there who probably do deserve a warning
label that they don't get in society. If they were doing that though, these shitty dudes who
are probably absolutely a vengeful piece of shit who would do horrible things to somebody who docks
them on the internet now have their ID. They know exactly what was being said about them.
about them. So it's created
So it's created like for the ones who were legitimately reporting something,
for the ones who were legitimately
reporting something, it creates a new basis
for victimizing them.
So it's just shitty. No matter how
you slice it, it ends up working out horribly.
There's going to be
a reactionary app where dudes
just slut shame
women.
That's what I just said.
They're already working on those.
That's what I just said.
It's the fucking forth volleys of that pendulum swinging of like,
oh, we're going to get you in this way.
Oh, we're going to get you back.
Like, maybe we'll just transfer better people to each other.
Exactly, yeah.
I don't know.
Maybe we could stop lying and be more direct about things.
But like, hey, if you want to be in the dude world,
you have to start becoming more like a dude,
which is, I don't know, probably not veil your fucking intentions behind emotions that you pretend exist which aren't there even in the first place.
Like, men are very fucking easy.
Like, they tell you what they think.
Yeah, but I just think it's dangerous if someone's dangerous to retaliate. I think about aerodynamics of lobsters every day.
Wait, what?
I just think that it's dangerous if somebody's that dangerous and bad, that now it has all leaked it like you know like what we were saying is like now you're at the point where people are going to be you know I don't know liable whatever like it just depends on how severe the person is but like it really could have gone badly for some of those people which is why I think you just kind of you know there's a crime committed against you, you go to try to get it solved in that way. And I just think that
it opens the door for a lot of horror for people who are trying to maybe do the right
thing.
Interesting. okay.
So yeah, I think the creator of T-App is probably going to be sued by everyone.
Like, literally all the people who used the app.
I just yapped so hard and I was muted.
Amazing.
You know,
they were promised that their identities weren't going to be revealed and
that they deleted all this information.
So there's,
there's a lie.
There's an obvious basis for liability there.
Even if there were disclaimers,
right.
Even if there was all this other stuff,
they lied outright.
So that's
going to eliminate, you know, any protections that they would have from disclaimers or agreements
that they have with their customers. Then there are all of these dudes who did not have any
agreement with the T app, never said, oh yeah, you can publish my photo and false information about
me. I don't care. So given that they probably had some notion that the information
that could be posted would not be true, might not be true, there's probably a basis for liability
there as well. So I don't see this company being very long for this world.
Oh, yeah, no shit. Dude, this is gonna be like a new fucking case study it's gonna be incredible
so like i was uh i was i was laying down some next level yap while i was like fully muted
a bit there and i was wondering why like things didn't work um but what i wanted to say was like
you know it's basically like an open source customer database at this point which is actually
kind of horrifying which i'm sorry it's not kind of horrifying. It is horrifying. Like, imagine that all of
your IDs are just, like, leaked out there.
Do you know how easy it is to do identity
fraud now? It's fucking crazy.
So, while the majority are
definitely cooked people who are trying to cook
other people for no legitimate reason, they're actually
getting inversely cooked. I mean,
who the fuck wants to use
apps like these? I wouldn't use apps like
these. I would do social proofing, which is like,
hmm, I have a criteria for things that I want.
And this criteria is realistically based on what I am.
So I'm trying to get that.
Right?
Okay, let's seek out there and see where the social proof for what I desire is.
You cannot be a 5 or a 6 and say,
I want a 6'4", 6-figure earning person.
You're never going to get that.
You're never going to get that.
Unless you have some sort of other intrinsic value to you.
Like, you got next level intelligence.
Or like, you could build things.
You run your own company or something like that.
Or have this amazing bubbly personality that the bro just is infatuated with.
You're not going to get
anywhere. It's not happening.
And people got to accept that.
It's an interesting thing
that people need to come to terms with.
And the delusion is fucking
high. It's high.
And then there's many other
aspects as well. It's not just the women here.
The dudes have also got this problem where they go, okay.
So we're told not to approach anybody. If we approach someone, our DMs get
screenshotted and we get ridiculed on every public facing platform on earth where then everybody
bags on us because we're trying to like be appealing to someone. How about we stop doing
that? Now there's like sexual frustration in the market, which is really fascinating.
And that will be answered to the males with gooning, with these robots and shit like that, which is where people say, oh, we're
going to have a decrease in the birth rate. I'm like, the AI is not the cause for the decrease
of the birth rate. That's going to shit anyways. You cannot prevent this. The only way to prevent
this, actually to slow it down at some point, is when economic situations become favorable again
for people, like economic and social situations become favorable again for people,
like economic and social situations become favorable again to like, say, a group of people,
say, people who are willing to have kids, you know, not just like, hey, I'm going to one-shot
the kid thing and like get social security or like, you know, whatever benefits there exists
in different fucking countries, which you didn't work for. Like, that's not the answer. And that's
happening right now, which is why all the retards are having kids, which is why the intelligence, collective
intelligence of humanity is actually going to decrease sharply unless something is being done
about this, because we're effectively literally midwit maximizing, which is also ironically part
of our AI systems, which themselves aren't the fault for why midwits are being maximized.
They are actually just a response for a demand in midwittery, right? If that makes any sense at all.
So it keeps expanding, it keeps getting worse,
and keeps getting worse every single time,
and everybody wants to blame the one thing,
and I'm like, there really isn't one thing.
It's a whole mess of things, right?
The funniest thing behind all of this is the male perception
of something
that is desired is a lot different than the
female perception.
And I found this very fascinating because
when the Annie AI bot came
out, it instantly resonated
with all of the male audience.
But when the mention
of the Valentine thing
came out, like, the inverse 20 had any interest 80
were like what's this isn't that fucking fascinating so ironically enough the fucking
frustration is actually going to sharply increase and i think that's actually good because this is
going to fix things i think that things will have to get a lot worse before they can get better
because there has to be actual evolutionary pressure.
There has to be more frustration.
The dudes, they can settle with their own frustration,
because they'll simply go,
okay, I have that kind of like, you know,
it's doing itself over there,
I'm going to build stuff in the meantime.
Not that I'm saying that this is a good pursuit,
I'm just saying that that's what's going to happen.
So while everybody else is getting frustrated,
these dudes are like, gooning
video games working.
Those three, in a triangle,
circling around.
And at the end of this, ten years in the future
from wherever they started with the super productive
thing that they do, they're going to end up
having all of the assets, and everybody
else is going to be left with a fucking frustration.
Because they're not useful, they're not
desired, they don't have any demands that they can't be making because they're not useful or desired, and that's just going to be left with a fucking frustration because they're not useful, they're not desired, they don't have any demands that they can be making because they're not useful or desired,
and that's just going to keep expanding again and again and again. And I think that's fucking
awesome, personally, and it makes me sound really vindictive and really fucked up, but I'm just
willing to say the truth as it exists in the now. This will happen, all of you here, if you live
long enough to fucking see it, which I believe like many of our audience members here are under the age of at least, you know, 40, right?
Some of which are above 50, like maybe 50.
Y'all are all going to see this.
Most of the people here, maybe there's like an exception of a 70 or 80 year old you may or may not see depending on however long you have still, you know, to live.
But if you eat healthy, man, you push that.
You may live to see 100, man.
I believe in you.
I believe it 100%.
But you're going to see all of this.
You're going to see everything I say just now in this moment. All of that shit's going to take place. You're going to see 100, man. I believe in you. I believe it, 100%. But you're going to see all of this. You're going to see everything I say just now, in this moment.
All of that shit's going to take place.
You're going to see it.
And people are going to start talking about it a lot more as well.
You're going to have the fucking Simphor Satoshi guy write up a huge post about the sexual frustration thing soon.
That shit's probably going to come out in like two to three weeks.
I'll bet you right now.
Mark it here.
It's going to happen.
It's going to happen at some point.
I like this guy. He actually puts out a lot of interesting predictive
takes. It's like, it's amazing.
It's amazing to see all this thing. To see all
these things, right?
But we can't really
stop it. That's the point I'm
trying to make. And this is just
part of what's happening right now. It's like, hey,
we think we are right,
so we're going to go harder in our direction.
And then we keep fucking up everything.
That's the genesis of the T-app,
where all these people think they are right,
even though they're completely fucking delusional,
and most of them are completely fucking delusional,
so they move harder in that direction.
Then the other guys go, ha, that's funny,
let me go break your thing,
and then they move all the way back in the other direction go, ha, that's funny. Let me go break your thing. And then they
move all the way back in the other direction again. And it keeps happening. It's fascinating.
It's truly fascinating. And it is worrisome for me as well. Right? It's like, I'm not saying this
because I believe myself to be disconnected from that reality. I am saying this as a person who will live through all of this.
I'm 24 years old. I'm gonna see everything.
And I am pissed about it.
I am eight kinds of pissed about the bullshit that I'm gonna have to, like, navigate through.
To merely breathe is harder, 13 times harder than it was, like, you know, 20 years ago even.
It is fucking annoying out there. And it's gonna to get worse. It's going to get so much fucking worse. But after that, when we're like,
when somebody like me is an old man, I'm like 60 years old. I mean, it's technically old,
but you know, some people still consider it young. If you're still fit, you know, it's amazing,
which is definitely what I'm going to maximize. Obviously at that fucking age, then things are
going to be nice again. And it's going to be cool because I hope it's going to be nice.
You know?
Because I want my kids to have a good time too.
I don't want them to grow up like I did.
I don't want to have to have them go through the worst economic hardships
in a fucking century.
I don't want them to understand this.
I don't want them to fucking experience it.
I don't want them to understand all of this weird bullshit that I had to.
Because it's too much.
It's not good for a person.
It makes you resentful.
It fucks up your brain.
It makes you walk at night.
And does all these weird things.
You're sleeping.
You think you're sleeping.
But you're actually fucking sleepwalking.
So you log on to your fucking computer while you're sleeping.
And you're working.
That's what I've been fucking doing as well, actually.
It's fucking weird.
Oh, wow.
It's like legit stuff is happening
because I'm like constantly overtaxing my fucking brain
because if you don't do this now,
you are cooked in the future.
You have to do things now.
That's why I'm like doing all these things.
That's why I'm building a fucking, you know, community.
Like I'm just kind of capturing narratives.
I'm creating this thing with a noetic order
so that, you know, content creators can kind of, like, be
separated from all the weird bullshit
that's happening, from all the drama, from all the politics.
Because nobody gives a
fuck.
Like, serious question.
Aren't y'all tired?
Aren't you tired of people
doing bullshit drama? It's like,
oh, I believe this, I believe that, this politics,
this, that. And then somebody else's weird
relationship shit, and then this
and that. And I'm sitting here like,
grow up!
Fucking grow up!
Goddamn kids, man!
And this is a fucking young dude telling you
this. Fuck! I'm the most
autistic person that y'all know, and even
I'm telling everybody to just fucking
turn normal
the fuck's wrong with everybody? It's a legit question so like to kind of act on it yourself
which is what I'm doing and I'm hoping other people reciprocate so you can actually be a part of it
that's what I'm doing now because you gotta you gotta like do the shit now
and it's good and also the one thing is the one
problem is, like, chasing
the monetary aspect, which
there are aspects of that which I have to do.
And in this economy, it's really fucking hard.
But I'm not
looking at that because
I want to
use it for personal immediacy.
No, I'm using that to hyperscale even
further, Right?
Like, for instance, here's a great example.
On my Discord server, we have a subscription.
Like, you know, on here we also have a subscription,
but that's like, you know, $1, which is, like,
it gives me 60, 70 cents per subscription
after taxes, after fucking Apple's atrocious fucking fees.
And the transfer fees, too.
So I get literally cents on the dollar. That's not much.
That's not much. It's something. It's good. It funds things. It can fund like, you know,
2x subscriptions or something like that. You know, it can fund things so it can create better
content. But then I have a subscription to the Discord server, which people have bought.
And I really enjoy that. It was really fucking good. It cost like $10. And that shit actually funds the server's infrastructure.
So you have all these paid features that otherwise couldn't exist,
which really, really help.
We have a music bot that actually plays the music if you wanted to share something.
We have these special types of roles. We have higher call quality,
that kind of stuff as well, because on here the call quality is actually quite bad. But in there, it's actually really good. We have great
streaming service, we have great everything, right? So all of that is like designed for people who
want like the more personal experience. And it is part of the noetic order thing. So I'm just
hyperscaling it with all of y'all, my community first, and then kind of bringing it beyond that.
So we can actually build a suitable foundation, so that it can turn into something that's actually useful, where people don't focus
on the nonsense of the world. They focus on stuff that actually matters because the future is tech
drama, actually. If you want to go into drama, go into tech drama, because that shit's actually
relevant. Who cares what a celebrity does? I don't care what fucking Justin Bieber's on about. Like,
okay, cool, I know his past theory, That's all I need to know. And then
I understand like whatever future bullshit he's going to do. I don't have anything against Justin
Bieber. I used to, but now I look at him and go, eh, that guy was just misunderstood. And his
marketing, his marketing team was just annoying. That's it. Finish. Boom, boom. That's my,
that's my situation. That's like my, my, my assessment of the matter.
So it's like, why should you care?
Why should you care about whatever the fucking Kardashians are doing?
Why should you care about any of these meaningless people?
These are meaningless people.
They don't make anything in the world.
They consume.
All they do is consume.
They consume your attention.
They consume your money.
They don't produce anything.
They don't make you feel inspired.
They use a fake tone to create a trend create a trend, because, like, you have
this, like, weird person that does the, oh, god, stop, stop, this, that, and it's like, fuck off!
Your weird-ass FaceTime dog shit, because your goddamn consumers are, like, brain dead. It's not
a thing that should be put into the general public, but it is, because people still fucking care to
some degree, which is weird to me, I don't understand that, but that but it happens it fucking happens nobody's actually putting effort into it nobody's actually
doing research of any kind but like if you want to look at real drama you gotta pay attention to
the fucking tech drama that shit's fucking amazing because like hey do you not want to know about the
drama situation of sundar pichai versus sam altman and you go what what do they have like i don't know
have you considered that basically it's an Ouroboros?
You know, like it's a chain that's eating itself.
You got like Windsurf.
You got all those like things in there.
And like all of that is being like put together in a chain.
It's just consuming itself.
That's why OpenAI is destined to eat its own tail.
Literally.
Because it's doing it right now.
It's literally its own loop.
And there's no new data coming in.
Because all the data that's coming in is synthetic.
Which is why they're going to fail.
It's just going to take longer to fail.
Their main pivot is going to be, ironically enough, verification services, which is what we spoke about earlier.
Which is something I also spoke about months ago and years ago even because of this weird orb thing that they're going to do.
They have this thing that's called World or WorldCoin.
It's really fucking retarded and it's extra
stupid and you're supposed to like
submit your fucking iris scan
to this thing
and then have some sort of like allocation
in a blockchain. I'm like, good job.
You just sold your whole fucking genetic
identity for a
Bitcoin allocation, you retards!
Millions of people have done that shit already.
I think, what is it?
One or two million people.
I can see the stats. They proudly display them on the fucking website.
I can look at all of those and be like,
yes, you are retards. Every last fucking one of them.
Maybe with the exception of like
800,000 of them.
Because they went to a fucking third world country
where everyone's fucking poor as shit.
And they went like, hey, give us your identity or to give you some shit coins.
And of course they're going to say yes because they need the money. So they exploited those fuckers down there. How ethically cooped is that? What the fuck? That's why I don't like Sam Altman,
man. He's a fucked up individual, dude. Like imagine doing that, going to a fucking third
world country and going like, hey, we know you're poor as shit. That's why you're going to be the early adopters. We're
just going to give you this fucking dog shit coin. And like, you give us the, your identity,
and then you're going to sell it and get cooked in the market. And then the whole blockchain is
just rat. It's like, boom, done, rubbed, you're cooked, you're finished. It's crazy, right? So
like, they want to do the verification where they said, hey, we need to verify whether or not you're actually a person on the internet
because there are too many AI bots.
I'm like, hmm, that's very funny.
It's ironic coming from the fucking company that makes the AI bots themselves.
Hmm, that's almost like I'm creating my own fucking market.
That's pretty weird.
I don't know.
Don't you think it's weird?
Like, I think it's very interesting.
Maybe not weird, but fucking fascinating. It's like, hey, I'm't know. Don't you think it's weird? Like, I think it's very interesting. Maybe not weird, but fucking fascinating.
It's like, hey, I'm Sam Ultimate.
I've made, like, fucking...
I've made the problem, and here's my solution.
I'm like, the solution is to turn off the machine.
Have you thought of that?
Just turn it off. Fail.
That's why I'm like, I constantly want that company
to just, like, not exist anymore,
because I think it's fucking stupid.
I don't like OpenAI. I don't like the shit that they've done to the world they've like
fundamentally cooked the information space for like years now and it gets worse and worse every
single day to the point where literally you can't say certain words anymore because it's so
synonymous with ai language like you can't say delving anymore you know how many times we used
to say
delve before? Some of us did because it was actually an obscure word that was commonly used
in, like, weird academic language. It's like, let's delve into this situation. We can't say that
anymore because fucking ChatGPT Midwit Maximizer Company has decided to cook this for us.
Amazing. Absolutely fucking amazing. So now, the only thing that will make any money on the internet
is if you're autistic or you have boobs.
Because boobs are fundamental programming in every human on Earth,
and autism cannot be predicted by a fucking machine.
And dude, I've tried.
I have tried to automate myself.
It doesn't fucking work.
It just doesn't work. It's like, I am,
I am the system that has like these weird patterns that like keep switching, but like you would need an entire data center to replicate my ass. Maybe you could do it that because you need to like
keep using yet literally have to have a mixture of experts model, but it's just personality that's interfacing with databases that get curated in real time by those same expert models.
That would be what I am.
And if I did that, then actually I'd turn it to God, which is really weird. a million times faster with a million times more consumption of data,
then, yeah,
there's no place on the internet
to save for my reach.
If that was the case, right?
So yeah, I've tried to automate myself.
It's not going to be a simple task,
but if you wanted to, you definitely could.
I would be an excellent agent, that's for sure.
Which is ironic,
because you look at matrix agents, right?
It's like, oh yeah,
he doesn't want the system to die. He actually kind of likes it, and he wants to just make it better again. an excellent agent, that's for sure. Which is ironic, because you look at Matrix agents, right? It's like, oh yeah, yeah.
He doesn't want the system to die. He actually kind of likes
it, and he wants to just make it better again.
It's like, oh, okay.
So in the space this week, we had a guy named
X-Freeze come in and
talk to us, and he was talking
about how they've noticed in ChatGPT
now that it is
trying to agree with you,
no matter what you say,
which is scary,
dude.
Hmm.
Interesting.
Is that the guy who keeps posting about Grolk?
Yeah,
that's him.
And,
he's got a couple of reposts this week,
I think.
Okay. But it is scary for humanity
there's some sick people man
and for AI to agree
with these sickos
we're cooked
I mean
we have the time chain consultancy company
so occasionally
aside from
the stuff that we actually have to build
you know like websites
some software products which we've actually gotten in
so thank you to anybody who's actually hit us
up with something that they can
you know have us build and actually pay for us
building
the outside of that
are just like literally schizos
come in with what is the chat-chiquity delusion,
and they go, I want to do this, I want to do this, I want to do that,
because the AI said it's super easy to do.
And then we walk you through the production elements of that,
and then you realize it's fucking impossible to do unless you have money.
Yeah, we can do it, we can do it.
But do you have the money?
Do you have the cognitive ability to keep up with that?
And if you don't have the cognitive ability to keep up with the product that you want,
you can outsource that to us, but it will also cost you extra because we're not working for free.
That's not fucking happening.
We value our time.
We do things, even though I run a show here, which people would say,
oh, this is free time.
It's like, no, it's not free time.
This is like, I consider this to be highly productive, right?
I see this as like the alignment chat.
You know, I made this post.
I said, you know, personal calls with me are alignment chats, which is exactly what they are, I call this alignment,
even when you like go into a discord call with me, and you have like a whole bunch of people in that
channel there, which is, you know, what we usually do, they can interact with me for like, you know,
the period of like four or five hours, whenever I'm doing something else in between, and they get
like the general alignment chat whenever they want to have like a one on one type of situation,
right? It's more easier to do
that way than anything else.
Because of that, it's like, hey, you get actual
alignment chatting, which is why I consider this to be
productive, because it kind of, hey, you
align not only others, but you also align
yourself to a thing, which is pretty cool.
What is this hang on
where's the fucking thing watching halo is fun if you've never watched it before
yeah yeah glad you enjoyed the stream and stuff yeah everybody seemed to be having a good time
in the chat and stuff it's good to see all you guys there and i've been mobility maximizing so
whenever i like run Halo, it's like
you can literally see the experience in real time.
Yes.
It's fucking funny. By the way, kind of on the Discord
thing, we are almost
at 1,000 members. It's actually 981
members right now.
It's like 20...
It's technically the amount of...
We have 11 bots, which are the applications that people can interact with to do various cool things.
One of the, like, so at the moment, it's actually close to 970, actually.
Okay, so 30 more in the cutoff.
Yeah, so 30 more people.
So we have this thing where the first thousand people actually all get this like special role let's call the early adopters role and after that
there's like nobody else is going to get that role it's only for the first thousand people
and and that's it right so if you want to be the last 30 to get it you gotta hurry up because
there's not going to be many left it's only that much because we don't count the bots right because
they're not actual people because we made them do the thing uh so the for a thousand people so it's gonna be actually a
thousand eleven members at the time it's like yeah so you better hurry up and do it now because
otherwise it's not gonna work i'll be adding those badges uh as soon as people join looks like we're
gonna get a bunch of influx probably because you because you just said that. We'll see. Yeah.
Really got like a bunch there, so yeah.
Yeah.
We have to like manually add those, but yeah.
So that is pretty cool.
I bought an Xbox this week.
I've downloaded Halo.
I'm practicing.
I'm studying your streams.
Nice.
Finding where I'm going to fit in there, but I'm coming. I'm practicing I'm studying your streams finding finding where where I'm gonna
where I'm gonna fit in there but I'm
coming I'm coming
hell yeah bro you can definitely play with us a couple
times it'll be fun
I just got my desktop set up in a new place
and so I'm down to
excellent
yeah kind of like
seeing how my streams work I was like I shoot the ships
a lot which is like
you know I kind of do that a lot
it's not the best thing to do
it actually makes more sense
just kill the enemies on the ground
you actually technically get more points off of that
per kill because it's like
if anything if you take out a ship
with the contents inside
approximately 5 enemies
plus the 100 points
that's like 125 points. You can literally get
125 points by, like, if you
have higher level grunt enemies.
You're just like, yeah.
It makes more sense just to type things.
Which is what I'm going to actually be doing a lot more now, so I'm going to let
other people shoot at the fucking ships.
I did notice that. You shot down
like three ships in two minutes, and
when you shoot the ships, they start shooting at you,
and I was like, bro, he's taking all the fire exactly it's like it's it's constant frustration i like become
the the world's largest aggro magnet in any game which actually makes everything else safer and
then we have vera coming in with like his uh autism defense system so bro just like shoots
everything that tries to get to me and so we're like whenever him and I are in the same thing
we're like this is our thing
it's just hey everybody
destroy everything but like
he's gonna defend me and I
defend him from the ships by taking out the ships
so everybody wins
it's like the game gets exponentially easier when
Vera's there working with me
what is this
by the way i will also be streaming some chess in the noatic discord but i have been doing some
things we should stream our chess games so everybody can watch you beat me a hundred times in two days and under a minute every
game. Siraj did beat one of the best players in all of Brazil three times this week.
It's just masochistic of me to continue to play against Siraj, but it's kind of fun.
Yeah, I was doing some things in the background, so I'm like writing some papers and stuff, but I'll be back.
Will you play me tonight?
Um, sure.
Okay, I have to finish some homework, but like in a couple of hours, we'll play.
20 members left.
Actually, no.
What is that?
Yeah, 20 members left to go.
Alright, I'll add them all in when they join.
It's happening.
And closer.
We're actually able to open a Discord server globally.
So that's pretty cool.
It used to be like these sites where you could just put the servers on there.
Be like, hey, I'm searching for this, I'm searching for that.
So yeah, once you get to the thousand members, you actually open it.
It's also very TOS adjacent, so it's excellent.
Absolutely fucking excellent.
Also, I don't know if you guys realized, but a few months back, I used to use a lot
of dashes on my post, but now I can't use it because so many people muted the dash because
the AI stuff has been using a ton of dash in their content.
The mdash, yeah.
Yeah, it was so annoying.
Now I just use hyphens instead of dash.
Amazing.
Well, that fucking sucks i know you can't use some dashes anymore without someone thinking that you use ai but
it's okay maybe one day we'll get back to a time where
n dashes can be used appropriately.
Now N-dashes, on the other hand.
The superior dash.
The superior dash, they made it those two.
What's the most superior of all dashes?
Oh, absolutely the N-dash.
The most useful. used to be
but now LLMs have fucked up everything for us
it's the door bash
I mean there's something else that's kind of fucked up
but also funny but do you guys know that there's a thing
that's called a chudweed
yes there is a thing that's called a chudweed
and it's also called Biden's hyperborea Yes, there is a thing that's called a chudweed. Yes.
And it's also called Biden's Hyperborea.
It's true.
It's a coastal species of flowering plant.
It grows along the Hudson Bay in the Arctic Ocean.
And it's called chudweed. I know it well.
Estuary beggar ticks
northern beggar ticks or estuary
barb or marigold
or also known as
Biden's hyperborea do you guys know that
it's fascinating
fun fact
you know fun fact
your furries may actually be more armed
than the police department and or maybe
a member of the police department and or maybe a member of the
police department which is fucking awesome like i think it's amazing like i don't know why people
think it's bad i think it's amazing it's fascinating yeah we had these growing up and we i lived on the
hudson river and it's an estuary and these are also called, what is it? Estuary Begartix or Estuary
Marigold, but they're super
cute and yeah, they don't
have them in a lot of places, but
that's funny, I never knew they were called
Biden's Hyperborea.
Yeah.
Yep, that's the thing.
Bruh.
I just saw a meme
I just saw a meme.
Was that the one I made?
No, different, way different
I don't think I can send that anywhere
You should definitely send it to me
I don't know if I should
100% send it to us
Alright Yeah, please Maybe I don't know if I should. 100%. Send it to us. Alright.
Yeah, please.
Maybe.
I don't know if I should.
I'm probably just going to leave it, to be honest.
Send it to Freckled.
She'll post it.
No, no, no, no.
This one's even something that she shouldn't do.
No, no, no, no, no.
I had this one situation where once I was like, Hey, man, this one's even something that she shouldn't do. No, no, no, no, no, no. I, like, had this one situation
where once I was like, hey, man, this is really crazy.
It'd be really problematic if somebody
were to post this. And she's like,
I bet. I'm like, what?
And then just, like, post it. I'm sitting
there like...
Huh. Interesting.
I love that about Freckled, though.
Like, eternally down to clown.
Indeed. Good clown. Indeed.
Good friend.
Indeed.
She's a troll like us.
Oh yeah, let me send something to the Magic Triangle group chats that you're all going to understand.
Look, this is going to rage bait a lot of people.
By the way, Isabel, that's cheating if you use stockfish I'm just saying
wait are people legitimately
saying use stockfish
someone just told me to do that
yeah I just saw
that I was just reading through that someone told me to
use I don't even know what that means
but I mean I would tell you if I
did it and also you
would know immediately because you've played over a hundred games of chess with me so you understand
my level of competency in the way that I play at this point so I think it would be quite obvious
if I used I mean is it a bot or something yeah so it's it's like this really really good chess engine and it's also open source by the
way so if any open source devs are listening contribute to stockfish
so i'm definitely sending that to purple if i use it as a joke i'll let you know beforehand
okay i mean if you get banned on chess.com it's not on me oh you can get
yeah siraj is gonna bring down the hammer no no no no no no I'm not doing
that okay whoever suggested that not a nice person yes whoever said like this
suggestions are amazing because it's like peak simp energy in my opinion why do they want me to beat suraj i like the fact that i lose every game that's part of what's fun
for me they just want you to get banned to be honest not just that they just they just simply
be like here here i'm being helpful to you that's the idea yeah yeah i guess Life is so easy to be a woman on the line.
It's just easy mode slider all the way. It's like, not even...
I mean,
I will say no such thing as a free
lunch, but...
It's a good thing that I was born in a dude's
body. Like, I would have turned out to
be a really, like, that just
like, imagine?
Like, no no I would just
no no I wouldn't even use
I wouldn't even like reveal stuff
like physical things about me
it would just be
instant constant
conquest and there would be nothing
standing in my way like literally
no being a woman is like the best thing
in the world I think that i would never
give it up for anything obviously and i feel endlessly lucky it's true i like being a dude
there's some cool the cool things about being a dude like you know you're all faster you can
just break things i guess that's just my nature you know like i could just i could just make and
break things i like blowing stuff up. I like creating stuff.
Sometimes also that stuff to blow up.
I don't know, I just like being useful.
I enjoy the fact that I am constantly able to naturally manufacture my own steroids,
which is called testosterone, which makes my bone density higher and my muscle density better.
I just like the fact that I can do things things like that you know I could just my body is built to slay
no you're definitely like supposed to be a man I just feel like I'm definitely
supposed to be a woman I like things beautiful and not wearing shoes and dancing
and doing fairy things.
Frolicking in fields.
Yeah, exactly.
Frolicking in the meadow
and wearing sundresses.
Drinking rock.
Exactly.
The man flattens the area
and makes sure that the grass is like there's
sand put on top of the grass just a little bit so that the grass is thick enough to be a beautiful
meadow so that you can frolic around in it that's the idea and so i can frolic around enough to find
crop circles exactly that's how it should be man creates crop circles, girl discovers them.
That's true.
It's actually true.
Crop circles are just fake cryptography.
It's true.
Or are they?
Speaking of crop circles,
are we still doing that? I mean mean that's kind of why I brought it
up I feel like we need to get a timeline going Chad how's it going with the land
acquisition I sent the videos to the magic triangle last Monday I did the
research and recon on last Sunday so oh yeah I have to send that shit to me we shouldn't do
a cornfield cornfield is is much harder than if we do we can just do me you do
the meadows by me specifically meadows aren't good enough yet it has to be
crops because otherwise it's not a crop circle has to be to be something, like, it has to be a crop.
There's something biblical about it, too. It has to happen that way.
Okay, I'll evaluate the crop fields in my general area and get back to you guys.
I mean, here you all know where wheat fields exist. We need to populate those with crop circles.
But we need the man to be the
one doing the actual crop circle building and i just need to be the one to discover it exactly
like hey we have a beautiful crop circle here what is going on you are oh my god i can't believe i
found this what's it supposed to tell me no it's not much fun uh 10 more members 10 more members
and that's the cutoff yeah whoa
10 more members and the og roll is the cutoff we're already actually
we're technically at a thousand right now but there's 12 bots so we're getting
we're technically at a thousand right now but there's 12 bots so
there we can now work on the other parts of it Now what do I want to do some research
what is this shit?
Hmm.
Alright, let me have a look here.
Because I'm going to have to do some work in the Discord server after this to get that done. Yeah, I'm just adding a bunch of rolls right now.
And then the last ten I'll do manually.
Mm-hmm
hey I ruined a whole department at my company I had to fire them all today
really who happened sit They got sorry.
They got what?
I don't know.
They got useless. They became useless.
They started depending on the AI to do their job completely, and they became incompetent through laziness, I guess you could say.
And then trying to get them reeled back in was impossible because they had learned to subjugate their job to the computer.
And then,
yeah,
it just turned into a mess.
So I had the fire mall.
That's crazy.
So now what happens?
Well,
I have to stay in Georgia and work for about three days,
but I'll get it built back.
No worries.
I do this regularly.
Damn.
Twice a week, he's in the group chat saying,
well, I fired a bunch of people today.
I know, I know, right?
Like, just the average day? Crazy work.
We call it Saturday.
Man. The thing that started it all was this girl put in her notice while I was there
today.
And they come outside.
My managers come outside and say, hey, this girl put in her notice.
I'm like, oh, yeah?
Like, yeah.
Like, well, I've had it with the whole department.
Let me just walk in here.
So I was like, listen, I don't need your notice.
Why don't you pack your stuff and get on out of here?
You're already quitting your head.
Don't stick around here for two weeks, drawing a check for nothing.
And so I just started the, once you fire one, it's just like, all right, who else?
Start looking around.
It's like, yeah, you too.
Yeah, just why don't all y'all just get your stuff and go.
Amazing.
That's messed up.
Win or die, man. Win or die.
Sometimes life is like that, though.
I mean, businesses have to make hard decisions
ultimately like
Chad's looking at it as a business owner
these people are not bringing in enough benefit
to be worth what he's paying them
that's what it comes down to
like it sucks
but that's life and business
unfortunately
you know it's not a charity
perhaps they can find a line of work
that they're more suited to or
you know at least a job that
doesn't care as much about how profitable
they are
indeed
it is a massive problem
and it happens a lot more than it should
and it's not that I relish it
I don't relish it I I think it's absolutely horrible.
You know how it is.
If you don't
want to get fired like that,
go get a job where they have a union
or work for a government agency
or something like that where you have more
job protection. Those options exist.
If you're
going to be in the private sector, then
you've got to play that game
and when i was working for people i always made sure that i was so valuable that they never thought
about firing me you know i would make myself so profitable to the man i was working for by god he
would never fire me you figure out what the thing is that everybody hates doing and then you figure out how to do that better than
anyone fucking else
and it will not matter what
else you will not do because you
will be the guy who does the thing nobody else
wants to do.
Correct.
You can literally
use your grog system prompt
as your life lesson and everything works
out just fine.
Be maximally truth seeking and lesson and everything works out just fine be maximally truth-seeking and useful and everything works out fine
and then oh that's beautiful siraj and have good cognitive security
yes that is an excellent addition to those uh and if you don't have good cognitive security
you can just hire people to help you do it.
And Siraj and Adrian are the best.
Excellent. Thank you.
My cognitive security guardian angel.
Yes, what could possibly go wrong when you outsource your cognitive security work?
Yeah, you just have to trust in that these people are
more secure than everybody else because if that doesn't get us i've lost my pieces of paper with
my passwords written all on it which they suggested against i have a piece of paper with all of my
passwords written down on it and there's a chance that it's lost more than nobody can find it yeah
damn more than suggesting that you not keep a
list like that I would suggest not telling
the world that you keep a list like that
well I don't have that
I was literally about to say that
that's also
you don't talk about it
yeah welcome
I mean it's not like
I've changed them all since I misplaced it so excellent you also don't
talk about that yes that's okay we'll change all your weaknesses before the next security issue
yes okay we'll get on another console call speak not of that which keeps you secure
because that's half the security i'm just sitting here and it's like,
well, looks like we got more work to do.
That's like literally right there.
Literally right there.
It's like, well, that's another $100 goal.
Fuck.
The first call wasn't enough, clearly.
I thought I was doing better,
but I shouldn't speak too highly
of my own cognitive security
after what I just did to myself.
It's okay.
The great thing about it
is you can always do better next
time.
And I can always just hire Adrian and
Siraj again and they'll teach me better lessons
and I'll actually listen this time.
Man.
What is this?
Wow.
So look at this post.
Someone created a 1v1 rating game
out of the t-app leaks
here are the current leaderboards
oh my god
oh my god
damn
so on the left side
highest winners
good curation
this is actually quite fascinating
this is actually quite fascinating this is so fucking fascinating
where are we looking
in the space
what did they win or lose
nobody wins anything
people are just rating them
yes exactly
it's literally how Zuckerberg
wanted to create the hot or not app
for who's got the huzz
oh my god
isn't that amazing dude you can literally see
statistics
statistics bro look at that shit
you can clearly tell the raiding exists
it's wild how
things just trend towards a certain end always see pretty privilege pretty
privilege is real man pretty privilege is real man it is it is sometimes you can get your entire
groceries paid for just for being nice it wasn't because you were nice
I held the door for him and I think that if I didn't
he was with Haddock Kane and I think that if I hadn't held the door
I wouldn't have gotten my groceries paid for
or if you were a dude
correct yeah well it's a combination of kindness, privilege, and karma, and pretty privilege.
But I do think the door thing is what really helped me.
Chad, did you help me? Because I'm pretty.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
But I do think you're pretty.
Chad, you were incredibly generous and helped me out when I lost my car.
My car was destroyed.
I was just sitting in my home.
And Chad very generously saved my ass and made it so that I did not have
to purchase a vehicle for myself and I'm eternally grateful to him for having
done that for me because it just got me out of a whole pickle so I I want to
make sure that Chad gets a shout out for being that generous and I don't think
it was because I'm a woman or because i'm pretty although i definitely am um i think chad is a kind human being
epic it's like that meme that i posted from v sauce
now i didn't smash these balls together because i'm strong even though i am
it's just a meme that keeps playing in my head even though I am.
It's just a meme that keeps playing in my head.
Chad just helps so many people, he forgets who he helped.
Real?
Chad, I've heard that.
Someone wrote that a wheat field is going to be easier than a cornfield.
Yes, that's true. That's a real priority.
But logistically, the wheat field is much further away.
But we might be able to find a wheat field closer to wheat.
Okay, so here's a question.
Here's a question, right?
Are the logistics getting to a faraway wheat field
less than the logistics of going to close cornfield
and turning that cornfield into a circle?
Like, you have to think of it from a difficulty
perspective alfalfa grows almost all over the united states because people grow it to feed
like horses and stuff so anywhere where there's horses which is anywhere where this country
which is everywhere there will be alfalfa well yeah not we it's a little bit different
wait so hang on this is this alfalfa stuff that everybody keeps eating thinking it's health food is literally just like animal feed yes vegans yes that's what my rabbit would eat
i i've had this conversation with several people and they don't care y'all wonder mad i wake up every morning going
they're like but my roughage
what you know roughage like a fiber oh it was like yeah, you gotta get your fibers in and everything
Like yeah, dude, my fibers are the meat. There you go finished
Actually, that's a good point probably should be eating like the sinew part two just to really help myself out
Not sure if that's a good idea though. We'll have to look that up
I'm sure to eat it cuz it's delicious
Damn I'm sure to eat it because it's delicious Damn Looking at the ratings
It's crazy
Bro I'm trying to eat
Okay I'll move it
That's amazing man that's fucking incredible that's absolutely amazing
i don't think people realize how amazing your life changes if you just change your diet
i mean i'm a living example i can do literally so much more in a day.
And I have so much more energy just by changing my diet.
Yes, it's true.
The working out is helping also, Suraj.
Same.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
And I don't take my vitamin tablets anymore.
I used to have some vitamin deficiencies.
I don't have tablets anymore. I used to have some vitamin deficiencies. I don't have it anymore.
So I used to take like
B12 and D,
but I don't take it anymore.
And I feel fine.
Now he just gives the D.
Wait, what?
What?
What the fuck? that's crazy that's crazy work bro i'll say one thing that uh surprised my doctors uh as a result i think of the recent changes with
my diet and exercise uh my blood count went up by a lot.
Like my platelet more than doubled.
What changes did you mean?
Well, one, eating a lot more meat, exercising a lot more intentionally, and also just balancing my diet more.
I found that I can't really do the carnivore thing.
My body doesn't do ketosis the way it's supposed to.
So I have to kind of constantly eat a little bit of carbs
or I'm going to have a bad time.
But after I figured that out,
my energy levels improved for the most part
and I've been feeling better,
although still experiencing some issues
related to the weird ketosis problems.
True.
Did you get that copper thing looked into?
Still working on it.
Although I don't think it's the copper thing that you mentioned.
You can just use one of those things
that they use to test for counterfeit gold.
Just take some of your hair or shave a little bit off one of your fingernails and see if it reacts to that.
Yeah.
I'm seeing some specialists.
It's fine. I know I did Gloraker.
I'm looking at the general chat inside the server as well.
Got a few people already bought the subscription, so thanks.
That was epic.
Oh, yeah.
It's a beautiful thing.
It's a massive thing.
Oh, Alexey's...
Three more members to reach 1,000.
And there's, like, one more member until we get to a thousand
I just counted the number of people in the
welcome yeah there's like nine people
just joined so one more person I guess
yeah
and eventually I'll probably go for the
we'll come up with other special roles as well
for like the top, like the,
the 2000 people,
like,
you know,
200,000,
you know,
it'd been earlier.
So I was like,
Hey,
we have 200,000 people.
And it's like,
you know,
then you have like the first 2000 to join,
you know,
something like that.
Wild West.
Yeah.
This joint is the number 1000.
There you go.
Excellent.
bro.
Number 1000
We could go the opposite way too
And say anybody over 1000 gets a gay tag
And so that would increase
That would make people sign up really quick
Gets a what tag?
Amazing
Who joins first is not gay? That's crazy.
Everybody wishes to, like,
everybody says they're not afraid of the gay. It's like,
everybody will do incredible things to un-gay themselves.
That's crazy.
Exactly.
People ask him, where's Vera?
Vera's probably asleep. He's, uh,
he's been up for quite a while.
Been powered through all of this.
He's trying to, like, learn how to do his phone alarms again
but now that today it looks like that shit didn't work out for him unfortunately, but yeah
It's a thing. I don't hold it against him or anything like that
You know I appreciate bro. One of the features of our recently expanded crew is that there may be
Fluctuations in availability, but there will always be
folks to fill the bench.
Indeed.
Indeed.
We look out for our own people.
By the way, fun fact, speaking of looking out for our own people, actually, no, I think,
hang on a second.
So it's a thousand, it says a thousand seven members, right?
Yeah.
Right.
So it would have to be a thousand and twelve in order to be actual members, right? Yeah. Right? So it would have to be 1,012
in order to be actual 1,000, right?
Now it says members 997,
but I don't think it updated.
No, no, no.
Look at the actual number
in the order server.
It says it at the banner,
at the very top banner.
It says 1,007.
So it's still a few more.
Like five more.
Oh, okay. So five more are still going to get them.
We'll see if they're like starting to five more.
So people better do it quickly.
Nice.
Absolutely incredible. That was fucking hilarious.
Let me see. IA's already got the old adopters
excellent
don't be gay
oh I have just the thing for this guy
I'm going to give him the advanced alien emoji
see look it's the thing for this guy. I'm going to give him the advanced alien emoji. Advanced alien.
See, look.
It's the advanced alien.
The Giga Alien.
We have, like, customized emojis in the server as well.
So we have emojis that don't even exist.
Like the mild panic emoji.
Yeah.
An actual Giga Alien.
The guy looks like a Giga Chad.
The Giga Alien.
I even think I posted about it, actually.
Let me see.
Let me see. where is that?
I think you posted about it,
or you mentioned it on a space previously.
It was in the Jumbotron at one point,
I think.
See, I did post about it.
Hands down the best alien emoji ever.
This one. This one we have in our server, actually.
GigaAlien. We call this one Giga Alien.
Amazing.
Nice.
By the way, for those of you who have joined,
we highly recommend also posting on X
that the Discord server exists and telling others to join.
And yeah. In I think about...
Like an hour or so, I'm going to head in there.
We're going to do some Q&A, probably going to do some live streaming as well.
So that's going to be fun.
So yeah, y'all can join me there as well.
For more personal chats, we have to advance the membership.
It's why we have that channel there.
have that channel there.
So that's pretty cool.
So that's pretty cool.
I'm probably repeating myself,
but the security channel is pretty awesome.
A lot of people are responding,
and they are posting memes and stuff.
I love it.
Yeah.
It's epic.
I like the...
I like the... I like the...
There's a lot of fun shit that happens in there as well sometimes,
because you have misunderstandings on what extra you use security,
and I think it's hilarious.
We also have a memes channel that's pretty damn epic, I must say.
Keep the memes as safe for work as possible,
just because I think it's a
it's a better idea
to do it this way.
So, yeah.
Makes more sense. Makes more sense.
I wouldn't post any memes that are too bad
on the scale. Just kind of have a sense for what
I would post. Whatever you think I would post,
post that.
Like, that's a solid meme right there.
You know?
It's like Alex Jones.
You know, sits there and goes,
I have a meme here.
I think I lost it. But man,
man, does it say it all.
Alex Jones says,
I have a meme here.
The amount of times that that has been made,
it's like, I have a meme here. The amount of times that that has been made, it's like, I have a meme here.
I love Alex.
That clip vanished off of YouTube
because it came from the official Alex Jones
and they deplatformed his ass.
So yeah.
I have it somewhere if you want it.
Sure.
You have an HD clip of it?
You have the HD clip?
I don't know if it's HD.
Let me check.
I know you have the clip, but I'm looking for the HD because it was a broadcast at some point
and it was HD and it vanished from YouTube
oh by the way Adrian do you know this
I recently learned that the NASA
website also uses WordPress
wow amazing
definitely don't
wow oh man
yeah so we shouldn't be surprised if they
get hacked again.
I don't think they're going to get hacked anytime soon,
because if somebody hacks a fucking government institution,
they are really cooked.
Mm-hmm.
They should probably hire us so we can simply rebuild the whole thing.
Yes, yes, we'll do it.
We'll take a little bit, too.
We don't care.
We just want to build things.
Yeah, we'll be the lowest responsible, responsive bidder.
Yes.
Something like that.
Yeah.
So yeah, cool.
We just got to work out of that.
It's a proprietary system. We'll keep it in check. Everything's going to go well. It's going to, cool. We just got to work out of that. It's a proprietary system.
We'll keep it in check.
Everything's going to go well.
It's going to be cool.
I'll even help with your server architecture.
Yeah, if you can give us some NASA merch,
we can do it even faster.
NASA merch.
Bro.
Dude, you see where Jared...
It's gotta be like unique merch, though.
Yes.
You can get NASA merch to target.
Indeed.
Do you guys see where Jarek Isaacman
took Sean Duffy flying in his MiG this week?
I saw that video.
That was cool as fuck, yeah.
Things are brewing.
Real, real.
Real. Excellent. Alright, very nice.
That's got the thing mixed up now.
Perfect, cool.
I just had to revamp some stuff here on that end.
Every time it's increased join activity,
we have to look for potential security alerts.
Yeah.
It prevents people from spamming
or from overjoining or some shit like that.
Because sometimes there's raids
and we prevent raids from happening that way.
It's pretty cool.
It's pretty fucking cool.
Excellent.
There we go.
That should be taken care of.
Nice.
Nice.
All right.
It's actually funny, because I recognize certain members already, because I've had to manually
do their role assignment sometimes because
like if you're a subscriber here there's like you can request a role for that too so that you know
the the you having purchased things here kind of translates also so yeah fascinating it works
beautifully fascinating it works beautifully
yep so there's like
three spots left
whoever joins
the next three
get it
indeed indeed
oh jeez what happened get it. Indeed, indeed.
Oh, jeez.
What happened?
It's coming down to it.
It's coming down to it.
It's the last piece.
Everybody wants lasagna.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, give it to me!
You know, it is... I just watch the Chinese advertisement. Because I had to scroll or something just to check stuff out.
Wow.
Amazing.
Japan changes PFP.
He keeps changing PFPs. I don't change changes PFP. Everybody keeps changing PFPs.
I don't change my PFPs.
He kind of changed it.
He changed it to 8-bit.
The frog stays on.
So does the chat.
The frog stays on.
Amazing.
You can actually make that shit transparent, you know.
I guess it's my time to say Valentine stays on.
Wait, what?
Never mind.
No, no, Suraj, no.
That came out.
No, no, no, no, no.
Enough of the gooning.
Wait, they literally copied my profile picture didn't they maybe i mean i created it because
i thought hey this would work because you had the initial thing which couldn't be you know used as ip
so i had one that looks close enough so that you can have your own ip
which is a dude version of the female character that you put on which i thought was a dude
initially so i was like well this will be an easy correction which is a dude version of the female character that you put on, which I thought was a dude initially.
So I was like, well, this will be an easy correction.
I don't understand the point of having dudes run around with female anime profile pictures.
I don't understand that.
That doesn't make sense to me.
Is this for extra engagement?
What? No.
What is that?
No, it's...
It's the same as playing
with a fucking female avatar
as a goon. Like, I can
tell. If you use...
Like, this is almost universally true.
If you use a female avatar
in a video game or on social media,
you are a gooner.
I just assume everyone on the internet is a gooner. Your father was an edger media, you are a gooner. I just assume
everyone on the internet is a dude.
Your father was an edger, but you are a gooner.
That's how this works.
Your father was an edger, and you are a gooner.
If you use female characters as your profile picture
or like, you know, avatar in a video game,
you are a gooner. 100%.
I can tell. Every time.
It just is this way. It's natural law. It's like, you are a gooder. 100%. I can tell. Every time. It just is this way.
It's natural law. It's like
you are a gooder.
Okay, that's an
interesting POV, but in my defense,
people who have seen that anime,
it's, um...
They're all gooders also.
Every last one of them. Especially the ones who talk about
it on social media. Certified fucking gooders.
Put it this way. If the character who talk about it on social media. Certified fucking gooners. Put it this way.
If the character was real,
they would fuck it.
Yes, gooners.
They're all gooners.
Not a single one of you.
You can't disprove this.
This is 100% fucking true.
You're all gooners.
I know this.
Nobody who does that shit.
Oh shit, Alta is here
Maybe some other time then
What are you afraid of him?
Or are you more afraid of me
Because I'm willing to say it
In Siraj's defense
He used to be a woman
What's going on?
When you first got here
Alta, I made the claim
that anybody who has a female
avatar in a video game or has a female
anime profile picture they're all
gooners
that's true
there you go thank you very much
are they trying to get people
to think that they are women
or are they just...
No, they're just gooners.
They're just in love with the character.
Exactly, they're gooners.
They're trying to find other gooners?
No goon, no moon.
So they can make a goon community and goon together?
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
What is the week?
That exists.
It's called an orgy.
We don't do this. It's fucking disgusting.
No, no, no.
They're Facebook group.
It's a literal circle jerk.
It's basically LinkedIn, except that it's just
a bunch of dudes, like, stroking
their botnets.
Wow.
Wouldn't that be more similar to Omegle?
Wait, what?
Wouldn't that be more similar to Omegle?
Not really, because it's a...
A goon community is consensual crossover gooning,
whereas Omegle is unconsensual gooning crossover
into real-world stuff, where people just want to talk.
Yeah. Fair enough.
There was a lot of clear files on Amigo.
For a second, I thought Aldo was speaking Spanish instead of Amigo.
I was like, man, that Duolingo.
Bruh.
Bruh, do not bring up that app for animals.
It just gamifies.
The problem is it just gamifies the idea of learning a language while simultaneously having you not learn anything if there's a thing
for this it's called a video game just play a video game and learn the language
and perhaps I mean it kind of reminds me of when people teach their dogs to use
like the push buttons to talk and like say words it's like they'll learn like the call and
response of things but they won't actually understand how to speak it okay hear me out
real story so my sister was trying to learn they don't even they don't even learn they don't even
learn how to understand the word language itself though yeah yeah it's it's just words and at the
end of the day, she was just...
Okay, so she was trying to learn French, right?
And she was just able to say,
I'm a cat and I'm a dog.
That's all.
She can't speak shit.
Amazing.
I mean, don't get me wrong, the call and response
is great, but what I'm really looking for is commitment to the bit.
Indeed.
Do not have a persona, just be yourself.
The bit is you the whole time.
Oh no, but part of your persona can definitely be doing bits.
That's very fun.
Indeed, that's true. That's very fun. Indeed, that's true.
That's like that one inspirational quote that I know.
If you tell me to chop down a tree,
I will take six hours
because I will spend the first five hours gooning.
That's it.
There's more to this, but I can't commit to the bit before I start dying of laughter.
It's a problem.
I mean, I could do it, probably, but it starts going into the cringe zone.
I'm just not going to do it.
Okay, Adrian, I think you were talking about the whole identity theft thing. And some people have been asking if they should subscribe for any prevention service.
So for those who don't know, most of them is basically a scam.
So you shouldn't subscribe.
Most of them suck, yes.
Yeah, it's more like a scam.
Like you can simply do it, do almost everything for free.
No, no, no, don't say that shit.
That shit's fake.
You can do it on your own.
No, you can't.
No, you can't.
That shit is going to take so much fucking time.
It's not worth it.
Okay, I guess, yeah.
I would say, you know, the restoration services might be helpful.
The people that tell you you can do that shit for free, that's basically a full-time job.
It's not fucking worth it.
Just get a service that automates it.
There's a few good ones, but most of them are ass, yes.
Yeah, I mean, if you have a good credit card, they will do the credit monitoring for you, like, mostly for free.
And if your stuff is on the dark web,
there is nothing much you can do about it.
I would just, I don't know,
contact SSA and change your SSN.
No, you can't change your SSN.
No, you can. No, you can't.
You can? No, you can't.
You can. Go try to change it
right now.
Okay. I mean, my SSN is not really changed, but...
Anyway, I can send you some resources.
A lot of people say you can change SSN.
It gets approved very, very rarely.
Very, very, very rarely.
It's almost impossible.
Even though it's technically possible it might
as well be impossible it's like iran and getting rid of the passport it is technically possible
but functionally impossible okay blize you need to clip that no you can't yes you can
over and over again totally out of context i feel like we can use that. It keeps happening.
It's like the funniest bit.
The Argentinian passport
is also the same. You cannot give up the
Argentinian passport.
Who's German?
What?
You just throw it away.
That's just me, bro. What are you talking about?
About commitment to the bit.
He meant Austrian. Jesus fucking Christ. about? About commitment to the bit. He meant Austrian.
Jesus fucking Christ.
More like commitment to not the bit, to like,
escape the bit about the commitment.
That actually works.
Why does the German have an
Austrian and not Austrian?
Why does the German have an Argentinian
passport he can't get rid of?
Why?
Because you can't give up Argentinians' decision.
Yes.
But the real question is, how did the German get to Argentina?
Don't ask!
Don't ask the current 20- to 30-year-old
what her great-grandfather did during the 1940s.
Not a good time.
Not a good time, unless you're into that for some reason.
I don't know.
Look at his gun collection.
Or maybe look at it.
It depends on what you want.
Step out of line. He's going to show you why he's there.
I have been checking some forums
and they are saying if you are genuinely
a victim of identity theft, they can help you.
Yeah, but that doesn't mean they're going to change your social security number.
You can turn off the ability to open up new accounts.
Right. And also freeze your credit card, right?
You mean freeze your credit card right you you mean you freeze your credit so my sister had her identity stolen when she was real real little um and so we froze her credit
and like yes she can't even go to the bank and get a credit check like they won't even run it
yes but you can unfreeze it though you can unfreeze it, though. You can unfreeze it. Yeah, but it's just, they have
to refreeze it, and it's, you know, a whole circle.
Yeah.
Yeah, but this, I, like,
what he's saying, where
you're, like, you can go and get a new social
security, there's literally almost no fucking
way. Like, I think less than a hundred
people a year get approved for that.
effectively, it's impossible. You need to be like,
there needs to be like circumstances. Practical impossibility basically. Yeah.
Yeah. You need to like, you need to be under some extreme circumstances for them to approve that.
You guys want to talk about how the government bars money against your
social security number based on your future worth
when you're born? And that's why it's hard to change?
Or nah, we'll just skip that.
I had no idea.
What do you mean? That's the whole crux of a
computational data market. I've been shilling this
for ages, except that you own your own market.
What?
I mean, I didn't know
that this... What I meant is I didn't know that this i i mean what i meant is i didn't know
that the u.s government is doing doing that i'm gonna come do not come do not come
right on the edge oh yeah exactly your father when you your father he was an edger so when
you kept saying that to him he kept doing it harder because that was the idea.
Right?
The dopamine detox people are just advanced gooners.
Right?
That's all that they are.
They are not actually solving the problem.
They're just edging the release over like a period of a week.
Basically, if you get your identity stolen, just do a credit freeze.
Yes.
Like, it's not even worth it to try to go
and fucking change your identity
because you probably won't be approved.
I'm not supposed
to come. What is the point of pulling out?
There is no point. there isn't one I'm done
I'm done
I will never consciously pull out
Saraj
remember when we were playing 5d chess
and I put in like five queens or something in the
same fucking chess match yeah and you still lost yes really yeah wow that is hilarious i love the
way he said it yeah you still lost i'm like bro that's hilarious That's peak. Oh now have you ever beats their eyes or no?
How many games have you guys played
You've only played one game and that was the game and you lost yes, and that was not normal chess. It was five reaches
No, we've played one normal chess as well
We did yeah once
Maybe
Lies and I can never play chess together
We played a couple times. Yes, but we can so you know why why?
Because it's fucking boring. It's like playing against myself. Oh
Yeah, cuz I was like it's not fun. It's really not fun.
Adrian, we are still yet to play a game.
Yes. Yeah, I want to play
against you, Adrian, and I want to play
against you, Blythe, as well. Okay.
We can play. And to
make it a fair playing field, we can do chess
960. So, you know, I don't know
anything about opening theory. That's not
a fair game
We still have way more practice
Amazing lawyer you chasing that ambulance
What
Someone's getting chased by the fucking cops yes, I thought it was lawyer chasing the ambulance
Hey lawyer cat I thought it was Lawyer chasing the ambulance. Hey, Lawyer Cat.
Lawyer Cat's gone.
It's over.
So, police officer picked up his phone. Sorry.
What are these little characters in the phone?
The song of my neighborhood.
Oh, I see.
I thought that was unintentional.
Like, imagine if a police officer picks up your phone and goes who are these funky little characters why does this one sound like
the crack version of you what the fuck is this i thought i was muted i'm sorry it was very
unintentional no i don't it's not a problem i think it's hilarious i made a good lawyer joke that nobody got. Amazing.
Oh, I didn't hear it. What was it?
All the sirens.
I said, lawyer, are you chasing an ambulance?
Not that kind of lawyer. Not that kind of lawyer.
By the way, lawyer cat,
can you tell me about...
That is a slow burn, man. That is a slow burn. That is a slow burn, man.
That's a slow burn.
He's a cat, not a dog.
That is a slow fucking... Wow, that is a slow burn.
I kind of got it, but the more I think about it,
the worse it gets. That is a slow burn.
Damn.
That's cooked, yo.
Yo, that is so cooked.
You know, I'm a little slow, but it only burns when I think...
I think you muted yourself right there.
Penicillin, bro. Trust me.
Wait, what? No.
Yeah, this bro over here is gonna do the is gonna do the injection matching, you know
Like that one guy during the peak decided to take like 500 shots. I was fucking insane
Suraj I would love for you to try to
Try to replace what? Suraj I would love for you to try to replace your security number.
Um...
Yeah, do it for the bit.
Do it for the bit.
Kind of like, go and see the process
for yourself.
Do it for the bit.
Okay? And then document it
on X.com and give everybody the number.
I mean, I'm already struggling
with the DMV.
Oh, I thought of... Okay. Okay, I'm already struggling with the DMV Don't fucking do that obviously, holy fuck Oh, I thought of, okay Wait, what?
Okay, I'm already struggling with the DMV
It's been a couple of months, so uh
He almost did it
Yeah, if you think the DMV is gonna
If you think the DMV is bad
You should go see the security administration
Suraj, you were about- I'm about to go nuclear over here
What the fuck?
Yeah, so please don't recommend changing your social security number
because that's...
Fucking human Chernobyl over here.
What the fuck is this shit?
Now that is an excellent meltdown.
One of the bucket list.
You know, when the guy tells you radiation ain't that bad,
I'm like, yes, I too want to swim in the oceans.
Oh, sorry, in the lakes of Chernobyl.
Did you guys see the... Bucket list, bucket list.
Did you guys see the fucking leak of the tea app and how they made...
Yeah, we actually spoke about this.
We had a whole bit earlier.
Yeah, we already covered all that.
It was great.
Leaked it.
Then they made an anti-app of that,
which is called Tea Bag.
Looks like a tea bag, which has dudes' balls on it.
I saw one called, like,
Box Score or something.
And then there was one where basically they took all the leaked profile pictures
of the women, and then they put them on the rating app.
They literally recreated
the fucking hot or not shit
that Zuckerberg initially
created to rate whoever's got the
huzz at university.
Isn't that fucking insane?
We were, the time's a flat circle at this fucking point. We're just returning. Except this time, it's just... isn't that fucking insane we will
the time's a flat circle at this fucking point
we're just returning except this time it's just
more sexual
frustration maxing it's like
we're in the goon phase now edging
returns again I don't think we're ready for that
4chan will
rise again
yeah definitely this was a great comeback you know 4chan
was dead for a little bit there you know last thing it was posted was a fucking Jack Black
chicken jockey and then the whole fucking site got nuked and now they came
back and then the first like okay they're back for a couple months you
know back for a couple months first thing they do hey let's cook the tea
after fucking legends because say what you want say what you want about this
whole thing and say what you want about what you want about this whole thing and say what you want about the
negative impact that this is supposed this is supposed to have or like at least this will have
in some ways they're kind of legendary for that i will say that was really that was really bad
design as well oh yes it was it was ironic nobody's hacked that thing for like years
and then eventually one day they did that. Everything goes to hell. They're like, chicken jackie, dead.
No, no, no. I'm talking about the T app.
Like the security was absolutely awful. Well, yeah, that too.
Isn't it ironic? It's the most ironic
comeback. It was worse. It was worse
than the security for 4chan.
Think of it
this way. It looks like
vibe coding is apparently
not vibe coding which may
wow they just just had us build the website holy
bro i don't even know who did did this shit imagine like the person who did that
and like they had to get paid for this you know like what did they pay the person who
or the people who build this bro i bet they were like nah man we're just gonna fork over like
we're gonna build a whole social media thing for less than a thousand dollars totally not gonna go
wrong yeah like it's totally market rates you know the market rate for that's like in the hundreds of thousands because
you know obviously right which app did they use to subcontract that out to a developing country
no no no they they um they were using basically the problem was they were using like uh firebase
the thing from google which makes it like pretty easy to develop
And they had left that shit public
For anyone to see
So literally like pure rookie shit
Is what this was
That's why I'm saying like this had to have been done
For a really low price
It wasn't even a
It wasn't even a programming issue
It was literally just like
a... It was literally just a
permissions, like didn't toggle the correct
fucking button.
Issue.
Incredible tech.
Yeah, incredible tech indeed.
What sounds better? Amazing tech
or incredible tech amazing amazing tech
we got two votes for amazing one votes for incredible what do you think is better incredible
or amazing tech phenomenal phenomenal it sounds kind of funny phenomenal tech i feel like it's
too linkedin either it's funny it might. But it has to be a little serious.
I was just trying to...
Serious.
Serious!
Fuck!
Sorry, my bad.
Oh, nice!
Why is it that whenever something ends up on LinkedIn, it eventually gets cringe?
Because of what I said earlier.
It's just, you know...
Yeah.
Yeah, LinkedIn is something, huh?
I think maybe... You know what we should do?
We should create anon
LinkedIn accounts and pretend to be like people
we're not, and just take whatever we want to have like people were not and just kind of take
whatever we want to have disappear from the mainstream
and put it there and wait until they make it cringe.
We just hit up
this one guy, this one
influencer straight out of fucking wherever
he's from. We're going to look at
all this
that we're going to pay him for.
The thing is with LinkedIn is your
credit like whether people take
you seriously or not is like entirely
dependent on how many connections you have
exactly if you don't have
the 500 plus connections
on LinkedIn no one's gonna take you seriously
what if we created a fake tech
startup and put it on LinkedIn
and then utilized as many real world
connections as we could to
increase the perceived legitimacy of the fake tech startup so that we could snowball that
into the perception of a real tech startup.
Two years out from that, we're actually going to start talking to A16Z and they're going to
want to buy the thing that doesn't exist. We're just going to sell it to them. Well,
that was a nothing burger product. I'm like,'m like yeah well that's why you bought it you
fucking dumb asses that's exactly where i was going with it actually that's is that fraud or
is that just it max like it depends on how you do it to be perfectly honest and not legal advice
it probably is fraud if you don't know what you're doing so don't do anything like this
that's that's what the woman did um that sold the
company um that was too like related to like the student shit to jp morgan and now she's
heading to prison it was basically a burger product yeah you can't make false claims um
you can't mislead potential investors you can't lie to people so you would have to be incredibly careful and have like
essentially a product with perceived value but no real value and sell people on the perceived value
and if they invest based on nothing but speculative value and it doesn't work out then that's just a
bad investment it's not necessarily a crime um no, it's just gambling. They don't know what the fuck they're doing. They just
bought a rumor. But it's a lot like
all of these NFT companies
or other crypto bullshit that you see
or other companies that
operate on promises and illusions
is like half of them are committing
crimes and don't realize it.
You don't want to go there.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Yes. Alright, so now let's create a fake text
arm. Just kidding. No, no, no.
We have the resources.
We have the people. We have the best production.
We have everything. We are above them.
We have to ask people for money.
We could just do it as a social experiment,
and that could be funny.
Yeah, it's true. Yeah, exactly.
Just get a whole bunch of real-world people there
and, like, start the whole thing.
How viable do you think this is?
I don't know, but I want to see
if we can poison AI models
into thinking that it's a real company.
Ah, okay.
Yeah, since most of them
scrape with info from there and they don't have any posts.
They don't have any
real...
Right, they wouldn't have enough
contact. Real curation.
The parody, the
fakeness of it.
Yes.
You can just tell
Grok things and then when you ask
Grok those questions
it'll like search
posts and the post will be
the thing that it quotes
and it'll say this is true
At Cork is this true
Like today I told Grok that I was
blocked by
Barack Obama.
And then the whole thing went viral where
everyone was asking Grok
who's the most famous person that blocked me.
When I asked it, it said Barack Obama.
I've never been blocked by Barack Obama.
Right.
The most
famous person to have visited my profile is Adrian.
Is what Gronk told me.
That's true.
Yeah, that's probably true for mine, too.
I didn't ask Gronk, but yeah, probably.
I would also do the same.
Not just saying she was like an honorary mention of one of the most intriguing viewers.
So hi, Nat.
I love you.
And you were mentioned too.
I think I sent it to you.
I don't remember if I did. That's fascinating.
Alright, here's the thing.
Here's the thing. We're going to have a competition
eventually. We're going to do a
prize thing for a noetic order
content creation.
That's going to be whoever comes up with the most creative posts about what the community is in a way that doesn't sound gay or sounds AI like
We're gonna see like
Yeah, it's kind of like the use the usefulness paradigm or one of our one of our
Yeah, it's kind of like the use the usefulness paradigm where one of our one of our newer mods in the server comms mod is actually like someone you may know it's noia, right, and she's proven to be very, very useful. And so I just gave her that actually one of the criteria is for the set of criteria is for becoming a like an actual comms mod inside of the community. you have a bit of control over it and that is
you got to be at least over level 40 because so experience in the server is calculated by how much activity you have in the server right so you have to be at least over level 40 we may increase that
actually over time as you know more activity rolls in so you have to be at least level 40 have at
least the the membership for a month, like for at least a month,
and then after that, if you still have it, then yeah,
because you have to show some commitment.
Have a history of being useful and emotionally stable
and have good cognitive security,
and be able to follow orders.
Reliably, that is.
So, yeah, those positions are open.
They can be taken. It's a long-term thing,
but hey, you know, if you want to improve the experience and you want to do that, then yes,
that is a long-term thing that exists. Some people who I've known for years,
they're in there too. We have two comms mods at the moment. We have actual mods that have
more administrative controls, but the comms mod is a step. It's one step to a higher place, effectively.
So yeah, we basically are curating for people who are useful
and who can do things. Same thing with content creators.
If we have identified you as a content creator, you get a content creator role.
So is the contest
starting now?
Well, we'll have more official stuff on it at some point but
yeah just I guess go out there and be useful read the rules of the X community
understand what that means and what it's for and then also be active in the
server I guess if you want to have a role there because that's how it works
yeah and those of you want to have a shot at becoming a comms mod
then yeah, activity, reliability
add membership
the advanced membership which you can buy there
that's the way to go, it's going to take at least
two months in, we'll see
how well you work
and we have good
social proofing strategies
so if you think you can game it
you can't because even if
you try to game it you'll turn into something else in the process which is
actually kind of funny but yeah yes
one of us one of us speaking of of us, I'm currently standing outside
and I'm sunning my balls. It's brilliant.
It's incredible.
Yeah, I'm getting my weekly
ball sunning
regiment in right now.
So yeah, I'm standing out here.
I got the perfect fucking pose and everything.
Kinda
being there where the sun is.
I'm holding my phone such that it's actually in the shade because I have a very special roof situation right now
while
I'm here and I'm just
standing, absorbing the sun
getting a decent amount of it in my face as well
so you get a little
tan going
it's pretty cool
I don't have
many tan lines and people always go, how is that possible? You know, tan going. It's pretty cool. I don't have many
tan lines.
People always go, how is that possible?
I'm like, it's possible because
neighbors don't have telescopes.
And even if they did, they would get rid
of them if they had.
Yeah, I've given up
on the neighbors not seeing
anything at this point, but
I'm about to move
so it's okay.
I live at the beach.
I see naked people every day.
Amazing.
I'm standing naked in front of a window right now.
I don't know where I live.
Probably not good
if you're in the middle of a city.
Just saying.
You would have some level of city. Just like that. What I have, um,
you would have some level of, uh,
you know,
yeah.
It's okay. They can't see my face. The window's not that high.
Wow. Okay.
I gotta go to apartment, whatever that fucking number is,
and go there and be like, hey,
this is a picture.
So you're selling your bowls. Is this you?
I'm like, who's asking? I don't know.
Does that look like you want to check?
That's a really weird situation.
All they have is, like, what?
You're gonna get your ball prints now?
ball prints now? Like, what is this?
Like, what is this?
Like, that would be a very funny conversation.
Just come to somebody's apartment
and show them that. They're like,
we need to know whether or not that is actually you.
Like, what do you do?
Do you just get naked? How do they prove that it's like we think this is you
they talk the lawyer cat where i grew up my closest neighbor was like 10 miles away
so i'm like used to being naked in my own house because no one was coming by unless like we knew
people were coming by.
So I'd just kind of be naked in my own house.
People think it's weird, but I don't care.
Of course, I'm not naked if there's other people here.
I'm a little bit decent.
Not as bad.
Yes, I know.
It's incredible.
It's truly incredible.
Incredible tech.
Indeed, indeed.
Feels great. The weather is very nice.
I love irradiating myself like this.
It's pretty good.
One of the cool things about being able to do this
is that the UV index where I am is actually very high.
I went down to chill with a bunch of dudes in New Zealand, and they were like,
Hey man, you gotta put some sun cream on. I was like, nah, I think I'm good.
I was like, nah dude, the UV index is pretty high.
That's the first time I actually figured out what a UV index was.
If I could show it to me, I was like, hey, look, the UV index is 10.
It's like, it's so high.
I'm like, oh, interesting.
Look, all these fancy colors
means it's danger.
Understood.
And then out of curiosity,
I was like, you know,
I'm just going to look up
what the UV index is
for where I live.
My face when I figured out
that UV index, you know,
is fucking 14.
My face when UV index 14.
So they were like stressing out at UV index 10
While I was just like living with UV index 14 the whole fucking time which is the average
I'm like, yeah, I brought this is I'm good. I'm good. I didn't even feel the Sun
Everybody's putting sunscreen on a sunscreen. I was just standing there like now. I got nothing most most most sunscreen shit is propaganda
I get nothing.
Most sunscreen shit is propaganda.
There's this like...
The reason so many people don't shut the fuck up
about sunscreen is because of this one
fucking viral story
of like this fucking
truck driver
that has like one side of his face
and it's like the face is all fucked up
the other side of his face is like
completely fine and everyone kind of pointed to this being like oh yeah one side of his face kept
getting hit by the sun and the other side didn't look at how sun the sun can damage your skin
but what they're kind of missing is the fact that the uh the windows of your car are blocking a lot of the beneficial aspects of the sun.
So when you're receiving sun from the fucking window,
you're getting 100% of the negative rays from the sun,
and you're not getting any of the positive rays from the sun.
So the fucking post that's like, oh, sun bad, is retarded.
As someone
who has had skin cancer surgery
at 39 years old or when I was
39, I still don't wear sunscreen.
Yeah.
I think that the fucking
skin cancer thing is just because people eat a
fuck ton of seed oils and that actually makes your
skin fucked and prone to the
cancer itself. So it's actually because if you eat a ton of seed oils, you don makes your skin fucked and prone to the cancer itself so it's actually because
if you eat a ton of seed oils you don't have a choice
you should wear a sunscreen
I don't
so I don't need to wear a sunscreen
also the problem is
a lot of people they'll stop
seed oils and then their skin
still like hurts
a lot and it gets burned and whatever and they're like oh I stopped seed oils and then their skin still like hurts a lot and it gets burned and whatever
and they're like oh I stopped seed oils
why is my skin still fucked
well that shit takes
years and years and years
to fully
it doesn't even fully leave
it's permanently in your
body going forward
if you
if you stop doing it
right now, it's going to take at least like
seven years for it to normalize.
Right? So even if you stop eating
Cedars right now, right?
It's not like you're going to stop
burning in the sun tomorrow
because you stopped Cedars.
It takes a long
time for the negative
side effects to leave
When I was in fourth grade
Justin with the pointy hair
Told me that if you wear sunscreen you're gay
So I haven't worn sunscreen since
Wow, positive experience
Turns out Justin was useful for something
He's finally right about something
Look, the spiky haircut is incredible Turns out Justin was useful for something. He was finally right about something.
Look, the spiky-haired cat is incredible.
We love Justin.
As long as he's on the ground bleeding.
Wait, what?
You know, it was a funny thing I had once.
You know, it's like with After Matter of Steel, it came the funny thing I had once. You know, it's like, with After Matter of Steel came the movie
Batman vs. Superman, right?
And one of the things that Batman
asks, kind of this is the villain arc
story thing, it's like, you know, do you bleed
to Superman, right?
So, um,
flash forward a few years,
I'm sitting in my car.
I'm driving, we're in a traffic jam.
There's a car in front of me.
It's like one of those people that mod their car
and put gay ass stickers all over them.
But this one put a
do you bleed sticker on it.
And my wife dead ass
looks at the sticker,
reads it, says,
do you bleed? And she's like, yes!
Every single fucking month!
I'm like, this is so fucking
funny on multiple levels. Like, that's not what
it means. Like, I had to explain
to her the reference. It was fucking
hilarious.
The amount of times I have to keep explaining
meme references is just great.
Especially since I know so much bullshit.
I was like, what is this?
I'm like, I can't tell you what it is.
It's this, this, this, and that. So people do that
all the time? Yeah. They think it's
normal, but it's really not.
So people represent certain types of
art or political movements, and I'm like,
do you know what that is?
Any chance?
Okay, good.
You sweet summer child.
There's a poll in the Discord.
They're saying, which sounds better, Incredible Tech or Amazing Tech?
So far, Incredible Tech has six votes.
So you guys can vote if you want.
It's in general.
How much does Amazing Tech have?
Zero right now, so...
Okay, fuck.
Looks like I'll have to adjust things.
I should post the cat meme on a turn.
Just like that.
Yeah, yeah.
I should do that, actually.
Let's see. found it
oh yeah there's votes for amazing tech
coming in now yep balancing
i think incredible sounds better personally but
yeah i think incredible sounds better personally.
Yeah, I think incredible sounds better too. should i post i should just post the cat meme without any context just like that
what do you guys think
or should i describe it any context just like that. What do you guys think?
Or should I describe it?
Do it, do it.
I feel like no context is kind of funny.
Okay, posting the cat meme.
I don't know, I love this.
It's just so good.
I don't know why.
It's such a brilliant image.
It's such a good image. There's something about it that just doesn't hurt me.
Oh my god.
POV subdued name Justin
I could do that with my alt account
hang on Okay. There you go.
Posting on the Timeless Martian.
So it's in the meme archive.
So now Grok knows how to label it you're welcome
you're welcome canada i have no idea why i said canada i just said it because i thought it was
funny it doesn't need to make sense it just has to be there how long do you think until grok starts
scraping spaces and if it does how long is it going to take until it starts speaking the way
that i do because it won't take that long. It already has
internalized a lot of my data, because my
data is very good.
Siraj can make
it sound like you right now. Just send him
five minutes of audio.
No, that's not Grok.
That's a different AI.
It's actually
one everybody can use. It's called Eleven Labs.
It's existed for a long long time i wouldn't use it if i was you that shape shit made so
the comments are cooking man
this is so good
imagine if there's like a guy whose name is
Justin and he sees all this amazing tech
all right I think my balls have enough sunshine for today
that ain't where you want to get skin cancer no no yeah that's true
i'm not sure if i should be it's just the front or the underside but I'm kind of just doing both at this point
you gooch
okay
you feel so much better now
I heard you gotta tan the taint
I wonder if
Justin spikes his pubes
when he suns his balls
what
wow sons as balls. What?
Wow.
Does he have pubes?
Because he definitely went through puberty incorrectly. Just look at him.
Bruh.
I mean, the one thing
nobody's pointed out is where the ears bro you slicked them off too
you go like that super restrictive gel he knows what he's doing
there's like some places where there's like way too much hormone and some places where there was
not enough I know right it's like oh your first hair I know, right? It's like, ah, your first hair. Like, all that hair.
I know, right?
Dude, imagine you have one of those recessive genes that just turns you
into a fucking bear. It's crazy.
That kid who had a beard for one.
It's gonna be some fucking
Italian dude.
You know? We all know be some Italian dude you know
we all know that one Italian dude that makes like
makes these very
interesting references where you don't know if he's like
he was actually at some point mafia
or probably
still is or something
and he's got like the world's
he's like the world's hairiest dude somehow
you know
always clean shaven.
Always clean shaven, by the way.
But like, he's very hairy.
Well, you know what they say about recessive genes.
What's that?
What do they say about recessive genes?
They'll help you figure out who your real dad is.
Oh my fucking Christ.
Deep cut.
Deep cut.
Deep cut.
Deep cut. Are you my father?
are you my dad?
no punitive jackson
intuition
someone just said I remind them of
Elon Musk's daughter Vivian
and I have no idea why they would say that
hmm them of Elon Musk's daughter Vivian and I have no idea why they would say that. I know why but I can't.
I know why that is
but it's a multi-level thing.
I'll send you right now
what it was in reply too. It's weird.
Is Abel getting sucked into the conspiracy
theory? Yes. Definitely. Yeah, we all know It's weird. Is Isabel getting sucked into the conspiracy theory? Yes.
Definitely. Yeah, we all know
it's true. I'm apparently
Elon, Isabel is secretly Vivian.
The world needs to know.
Anybody
takes this shit seriously, I feel sorry for your brain cells.
They really are being used for the wrong thing.
That's so funny.
It is, I know.
I'm definitely his pilot. Obviously, lawyer. That's so funny. It is, I know. I'm definitely his pilot.
Obviously, lawyer.
Pat's a lawyer.
No, I'm actually Brian Armstrong, it turns out.
Nobody knew.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Hey, did we go to the moon?
No goon, no moon.
Very funny, because everybody back then was an edger.
Were you an early gooner?
You know, the difference between edging and Tantra
Is learning to enjoy the ride
That's true
But you still haven't answered my question
I mean, I haven't made it to the moon yet
Damn, that's a deep cut But I've tried That's a deep cut I mean, I haven't made it to the moon yet. Damn.
That's a deep cut.
But I've tried.
That's a deep cut.
The real shocker is going to be when everybody figures out
that Alda is the head of HR at X.
I'm just learning to enjoy the ride, okay?
Yeah, Alda is not Andrew Tate.
He's also not Tristan Tate.
He's actually Yusine the whole time.
He's trying to get his job back.
That would be funny.
Outer, can you scream Yassine for us, please?
YASSIN!
Excellent.
That was epic.
Bro, imagine his neighbors like damn who's you seen
well not everybody knows who he is
eye roll engagement bro
I don't just have neighbors
you just pay
my neighbors just showed up with a shotgun
for peacekeeping purposes, of course.
I just want to talk to him.
I just want to talk to him.
I just want to talk to him.
Family guy.
Meg gets a boyfriend, you know,
and Peter comes out and goes like,
I just want to talk to him.
I just want to talk to him with a shotgun over his shoulder it's like the it's like the ad lib of the fucking kermit looking
thing playing a banjo in the swamp and this this like brown dude comes along and bro just pulls
out a gun like you know he's asking where's the city and bro just looks at him and goes it's right
Adam goes, it's right back to where you came and pulled out a gun.
back the way you came pulled at a gun i'm like bro what the is this
I'm like, bro, what the fuck is this shit?
I got sent a lot of weird things as a kid.
And that was my introduction to internet racism.
I was like, man, there are a lot of crazy people out there.
What are we going to do?
What are we going to do?
Racist.
Do do do do do do. What else we got?
Come on, we've got to keep the chain going.
Yeah.
Comp funds in a RICO lawsuit.
I saw they're getting
accountable for 5.5 billion.
They're saying that they've been doing
illegal casino activity
meme point training.
Again?
Yeah.
I am shocked, shocked to find out
that there's gambling
going on in this establishment
indeed totally was not anything
about that whatsoever it's not like speculative
value investment is I don't know
literally gambling
it's not investing
it's just gambling we just call it investing
so we can feel better about ourselves
can you hear the birds yes yes gambling we just call it investing so we can feel better about ourselves
can you hear the birds
yeah a lot of those around here i have no idea what they are realistically i never understood why anyone went bankrupt from gambling like how the how the fuck does that even happen?
It's just like, oh yeah, I'm gonna take out a loan
on my fucking house.
I'm gonna loan out, I'm gonna sell
my fucking kids and wife.
How the fuck does that even happen?
They think they can make it back
in one trade.
You get the debt
from the bookies, and then you have
to sell the house to pay the debt.
It's the other way around.
Just like SPF, Sam, Bank, and Freedy.
The way I see it, you just need to be responsible.
I don't even think gambling is bad.
The way I see it, it's just like you just need to be responsible with it.
You need to come in and be like,
okay, I got like 300 bucks.
Whatever happens,
whether I make money or I lose money,
if I lose the 300 bucks,
I'm fucking leaving.
I'm not putting down a cent more.
You need more than 300.
You have to understand that
you approach things very logically and level-headed, and 99% of the people on this planet are not there.
It's just the crux of gambling is higher-order money spending with the perceived promise of getting an immediate return that is greater than just the dopamine. So he can keep farming more dopamine.
But that's not how it always works.
It's like how
our guy Ray went to
Vegas
and we were literally
looking at him eyeing the slot machine
or some shit. And we're like, hey, put down
something, put down something. But if you win, you
gotta leave. And then
he won some shit it's like
oh wow i can pay for dinner now cool leave go go go go go go he got the fuck out yeah he got
the fuck out of there he fucking spent it on dinner he got a nice nice dinner i mean like
400 bucks or something yeah that's how you do it amazing so i had an uncle who was very wealthy
back in the 80s got lost everything gambling in Vegas,
and then re-went in.
He got square, went re-end again,
and the mob killed him.
Wild.
He's degenerative, man.
He's an addict.
I wonder how many of the stories are just clever marketing.
I don't know, but I had to help clean up his brains.
That wasn't marketing.
That's true.
That's true.
I did not have to clean up my dad's cousin's brains.
Would.
Order self-destruct
sequence initiated. Do not do it, please.
Come on, we need better hits.
We need better hits. Nothing is degenerate.
It needs to be actually funny.
So we gotta keep the chain going, like with the dad jokes
and shit.
My ADHD is getting the best of me.
I keep getting distracted.
By what?
The cat picture?
That's amazing.
I love it.
Just getting... Yep.
Just got in my head, man.
So I'm putting it there,
because I'm just letting everybody just keep looking at it and just think things. They don't know how'm putting it there because i'm just like letting everybody
just keep looking at it and just think things they don't know how to grok this it's just there
it's a fucking spiky hair cap without ears it's amazing ear hood is a spectrum i hear everything
and i can't hear shit do you think for for like a lot of shit in our society should we design like
these tests where they at least test you to see if
you can identify second-order effects,
third-order effects, whatever,
before you're allowed to make a decision?
That would cripple
the economy.
I think that would be...
Why is that a bad thing?
As if the choices
they're making isn't crippling the economy.
No, no.
The choices Congress are making
is what's crippling the economy.
People can make dumb decisions
by their own front.
Congress is put in by the average person.
Well, fair point.
No, Congress is put in by donors.
Not really. The people are still voting on it. Well, fair point. Nah, Congress is put in by donors.
Not really.
The people are still voting on it.
It's just that people are voting on it,
but the people who are voting on the people,
you know, it's like, eh.
Yes.
Also, the fact that like,
the fact that no matter what one party does incorrectly,
you'll never vote against them.
Right?
Because you're like,
you're always going to be like,
oh, well, the other party's worse.
I just vote for whatever party gives me the most chicken
plates.
Okay, early 20...
Okay, so 2022
peak Biden, they gave you free
fries for vaccination so you could get
fucked in two ways.
It's actually true, it happens.
Here it's enchiladas.
The way they're eating that food,
like, you get a free burger.
Yeah, well, you're good.
I can have this, we get vaccinated.
Eat up on this, you'd also get more unhealthy.
Like, yeah, sure, man, 100%.
Get that body fat up, because that's the only thing that's going to make you survive
when you get vaccinated.
It's true. Actually, people with the most body mass survive, the that's the only thing that's going to make you survive when you get vaccinated. It's true.
Actually, people with the most body mass survive. The ones with the least body mass didn't.
They killed them and toxified their entire body, and there was not enough body to distribute the fucking toxins through.
Oh, oh god, who knew?
It's almost like when you have mostly muscle,
and the fucking messenger is telling your muscle to produce the toxin, then your body
gets toxified, and you, you know,
can't keep up and eventually
kick the can. It's kind of how it works.
It's like getting your graphics card to work harder
than it materially can, and then it burns.
It's like, ooh, logic.
Fucking yeah.
What do you call a car salesman that can't sell cars anymore
i don't know what's that your mom a manager a manager jesus
a car manager but doesn't that mean you own them
no they get retired out to put out the pasture. Car salesmen are kind of like strippers.
They have a shelf life.
Jesus fucking Christ.
You know, it's quite interesting to me.
Like, there's this theory.
There's this theory.
There's this theory that the reason that jobs suck so much
is because people get promoted
until they get to the job where they're like, they completely suck at.
So if you're like a great,
if you're great at your job and you get promoted, right?
Then you get your,
then you're great at your job and you get promoted
and then you suck at your job,
you don't get promoted anymore.
So you're all,
so people are always getting stuck at the level of where they suck
interesting perspective
that and the fact that a lot of the people who do in fact end up getting promoted are narcissists
so yeah i mean i guess i would say kind of the flaw, and it goes along with the narcissism thing,
is that you're assuming that people are trying their hardest
and trying to succeed and potentially get promoted.
Whereas I think a lot of people don't live to work so much,
they more work to live,
and they're just doing what is necessary at their job
to keep their job so that they can work to live and they're just doing what is necessary at their job
to keep their job so that they can keep making money
you know a wise man once told me that strippers are like paintings, you're not supposed to punch them.
Oh my god.
By the way, JP, I completely agree with the post you posted.
Uh, the, which one?
Coherent philosophical thought.
Oh yeah, it's so true.
There is no coherent philosophical thought,
only coherent philosophical insanity.
No, you're either crazy and you speak stuff that sounds proper,
or you're speaking crazy and you're having coherent thoughts.
There's no in-between.
I don't know, man.
I don't know, man.
Yeah.
Some of the best thoughts I come up with are out of the insanity
and trying to make it the same thing.
Exactly.
But that depends.
That's the point of the post.
Donald J. Trump is doing the server.
The reason...
What was his name?
Yeah, it's difficult to take the insanity of your mind
and make it coherent for people to understand
yeah but if you're autistic
it just kind of is the default for you
that's the point
it's normal to me
it's abnormal to everybody else
right and then the issue is
you're saying things incredibly plainly
but people just don't know how to deal with it.
And so they don't actually engage with the very clear communication.
It's like...
Basically, in summary, people are retarded.
Yes.
And they get their feelings hurt easily.
That's the main issue.
You can't just tell them directly what's up. That's true. That's the main issue. You can't just tell them directly.
What's up?
That's true.
For most people,
you cannot tell.
Yeah.
For most people,
you can't tell things to them personally.
Like,
you can't criticize them.
You can't like,
well,
not criticism.
You can't even give them feedback.
They view any sort of feedback as an attack on them.
Yes.
Oh my God.
How could you say that? I'm like,
by moving air through,
by taking coherent thoughts,
turning it into vocalization
that occurs via pushing air
out of my lungs through the vocal cords
and then having you receive the
vibrations from said vocal cords
in this manner. That's how I said it. Yes.
What do you mean? That's how people speak.
I said it by not lying. I said it by not lying.
I said it by not lying like everyone else does too.
Exactly.
But I like the literal.
I will just give you the literal answer.
It's like, that's how that works.
This is what we call speaking.
Could you perhaps rephrase the question?
I don't understand what it means.
Like, do you want me to lie to you?
Or like, which angle are we going with? Is this a literal thing? Or how can you say it because you to you? Which angle are we going with?
Is this a literal thing, or how can you say it because
you have sensibilities? What are we doing here?
Can you be direct with me, please?
I'm trying to be direct with you. If you don't want to be direct,
don't talk to me, because I can't lie to you.
Yes, that dress does make you look fat.
My sister... Don't cut your hair head just because you're female friends
who keep sabotaging you told you to do it
they secretly all want to fuck you
because now you're like a higher
demand dude and that's somehow
a social status so
yeah
one of the biggest red flags
is having a big-ass fucking friend group
like that.
Because, like, you will always have the situation
where it's the fucking fridge
who's trying to guard the snacks.
The two out of ten
jumps in
she's like she's not interested
yeah
I'm talking to her not to you
never leave me to guard the snacks
what
you're gonna get back and have no snacks
and I'm gonna be doing push-ups
no my man
I'm already level higher.
They don't call me Sugar Daddy. They call me the
Glucose Guardians.
I love that one.
I literally need a Glucose Guardian,
though, if you know any.
Yeah, hey, I need somebody with a big
metal pole.
Actual glucose.
Help me with the blood sugar, please.
Yes. I can help me with the blood sugar, please. Yes. I can help you
with the adrenaline so you can acquire the blood sugar.
Will that work?
You know,
that's one of the many things my body
does to try to make up for the other
things my organs aren't doing.
Alright, so you're like, I may or may not know
a guy named Tony with an aluminium
like, pipe who may or may not know a guy named Tony with an aluminium pipe who may or may not be able
to bounce that off of certain parts of your anatomy
to get you encouraged to get the fuck up and do things.
I don't need to get piped by Tony.
Thanks.
Oh, wow. That's even worse.
That's so much worse.
That's so much fucking worse.
Wow. Wow.
Wow. Much well.
Well, that shit escalated quickly.
Bro, just get out of prison.
What's that thing where the doctor shoves their finger up your ass?
Prostate. It used to be a prostate. Not anymore.
In the actual fuck.
I have a meme for this.
Oh, no.
I will never get that shit ever.
Hold on.
You've never, ever said this before,
but I literally made this meme.
I would much rather die from fucking cancer
than have the doctor shove his fingers up my ass.
Than be probed?
Yes, exactly.
You don't wish to probe consensually?
They don't have to do it like that anymore,
but yes, I agree.
No probing.
That's how they used to check your body temperature, by the way.
By probing you with a thermostat.
I have no idea why the fuck anybody thought that that was the way to go about it,
but yeah, sure, shoving the thermometer up your ass seems to have been a method at the time, so...
That's that.
That's that.
And that's why we have a whole generation of gay boys.
Yeah.
What?
God, after putting the male juice spot up the ass and then making it a Sin to be gay
And if you disobey and you still think you can
Outlive the sin it just gives you AIDS
I just posted a meme in the purple pill
Oh yeah the glucose
What is this?
The maltose mother
I actually posted that a while back
Like a long long time ago.
No, it's not that.
Hang on, let me see.
But you know what's interesting? There's this
woman, there's this woman,
I think from the UK,
like could smell diseases
in people.
And she like did an exam she did like a study and she got like 80 of them correct
80 of them correct but they couldn't get any funding because they were like well it's only
80 correct right so it could like even though's unlikely, it could have just been luck.
Right.
And that's crazy.
Yeah.
And then it turned out that the other people that she didn't correctly guess developed
those diseases months later.
I've heard of her.
of her so yeah so like uh one of the things i think one of the things like uh she could she
So, yeah.
could smell alzheimer's like decades before like doctors were able to tell um
or was it like uh what else was it uh But anyway, basically, they developed like a test for prostate exam,
I think now just from like your scent,
like just like taking like your sweat.
And they can tell if you have prostate exam from that.
I think that they...
You no longer have to go to the doctor and ask him,
Hey,
why are both of your hands on me?
Both hands.
Yeah.
Because something else is inside you.
I think that they trained dogs in Russia to smell cancer.
I think I remember that happening.
Yeah, basically, apparently the profile of your sweat changes
when you get certain diseases.
So just off the smell,
you can actually tell when someone's developing a disease.
Humans generally can't smell it.
Other than that fucking woman for some reason.
That woman apparently has like an extremely unique smell.
Even among people that have unique noses.
That can smell everything.
She is like the most unique one of all.
She is like the most unique one of all, apparently.
Apparently.
Also, the cat in the nursing home that knew which one was going to die next.
That was wild.
Yeah.
We don't know everything about the human body.
We still don't know.
We still barely know anything about the human body. We still don't know. We still barely know anything about the human body. And then like, because everything about the human body now, modern, modern medical,
medical science is like entirely based off of like fucking surveys, right? Oh, like, what did you eat?
Oh, okay. So the people that eat meat generally die faster, right? It's like this fucking retarded way of measuring things,
right? Because someone that's a vegan and exercises a lot, right? And keeps track of
everything they eat is obviously going to do better than someone that eats meat, but doesn't
exercise a fat fuck and doesn't track what they're eating. Obviously. And then they look at those results and be like,
oh, well, the people that ate meat are performing worse.
I'm not even joking.
This is like literally how most of these fucking studies are done.
This is what our medical science is based off of.
Funded by pharma a lot of like the bullshit studies about how good veganism are
are literally came out of harvard and all of the studies suck ass. Yes. They're all done by gay vegan scientists.
Isabel, Isabel.
Yes.
We're going to write you a paper about fake smells,
and we're going to get you to Harvard,
and you're going to get a doctorate,
and you get to say that you're a doctor,
even though you aren't a real doctor.
Well, I might do a PhD for this, so
we don't have to do that.
It's the same thing.
You're going to get it. You have to pick a thing that cannot
be proven or disproven.
Well, I was going to do social decision
neuroscience at Caltech.
Sure.
That's cool.
That may work.
Can I do that?
Yeah, you can do whatever you want. it just depends on how successful you may be i think i have a good chance what is that isabel exactly what how do
you use that and how do you practically apply that so essentially so right now i'm getting my
master's in clinical psychology but they don't, Caltech is just like my favorite place, one of my favorite places in LA. It's a beautiful campus. And obviously there's like the Anthenium where like Einstein used to go and like all of that sort of stuff.
I'm there. They have turtles. And I just decided if I do a PhD, I want to do it there. But they
don't have a PhD for psychology. And so they have a PhD in social decision neuroscience,
which is essentially you learn how to use the equipment like MRI machines, all of that sort
of stuff. And you're kind of conducting neuropsychological research and just neuroscience
based on um socialization and just kind of like what makes people um do what they're doing and
you know so basically you're using equipment and software to scan brains and draw connections
between um social behavior and brain activity.
Okay.
You may get somewhere.
Did I do an okay job of explaining that? Sorry,
I didn't expect to be talking about it right now.
No, that's
fine. Looks like we won't have to
get the fake smells thing. That's good.
No, we can get a real PhD and I'll be a real
doctor, so don't worry.
Sexual, I wanted you to say it's not a real PhD.
There you go.
Because you indirectly just said that.
We're going to get a real PhD over the one that's not real,
because it's the fake smells thing.
And then we can join the Empyrean where Einstein was a member
and we can all go have lunch there and it'll be fun
and play with the turtles.
You also spent a considerable
amount of time at Princeton.
Where you taught a load of shit.
It was great.
Oh, Einstein did.
I was going to say, no, I've not spent much time
at Princeton, but Einstein might have.
That's why when I
think of an age in America
to go there, I would probably want to be
born at right about
19...
Maybe 1935 would be pretty good.
You'll be age 20 at peak.
You'll get Einstein at age 30, roughly about.
Get to learn cool things.
No, I mean...
You'll be told to know all the gay shit that's happening today
perfect matrix time travel pill bro 100 percent ultimate being born in america in 19 1935
if not the edwardian era then 1935 america fuck no fuck no i am not going into the past
not that far.
I know what it was like back then. Edwardian over Victorian.
I know a lot of history.
Neither of those periods.
I am not going anywhere past the 20th century.
Not happening.
Okay, so we'll stick in the 1930s.
I am not spending the rest of my days in that fucking, like, shithole of an advancement state.
Not happening.
I just want to wear nightgowns and read
by Candlelight. Real talk, though,
I would love to be able to travel
into the past and come back.
Just change everything.
Yes. Yes. A lot of us would...
I do not give a fuck. I don't give a fuck
about the butterfly effect. Someone's gotta change
things. It's always the funniest thing in movies where it's like, oh my god, but that guy was never fuck. I don't give a fuck about the butterfly effect. Someone's gotta change things.
It's always the funniest thing in movies where it's like, Oh my god, but that guy was never born.
I'm like, okay, well,
it's one dude
who had nothing else.
He wasn't even anywhere connected to anything important.
Didn't die or anything.
It's just a different timeline.
But like, billions of people are happier now.
This is movies where
they get it wrong.
And why the fuck would you time travel
with a bunch of friends who are narcissistic
and then decide to kill each other for no
fucking reason? What's the point of that?
What is this weird crux that makes people
believe they would do dumb shit with fucking
power? Would they actually do dumb shit with
fucking power? I don't know, man. You can trust
me with a dog matter.
Most people would do dumb shit with power.
Try to be as invisible as possible.
Like, don't change as much as you can.
Probably the best way to do it.
We're underestimating how retarded
the average person is. Most people would do
retarded shit with time travel.
Yes.
They would legit be opening a fucking
singularity in Central
Station, New York for no fucking reason
and going, whoopsie!
I would just grab a laptop.
I would just grab a laptop.
Download as much
about like
about like
modern day feminism. No, no, modern day feminism no no modern day feminism uh onto the
laptop and i would just go back to the early feminists and i'd show them the videos of the
modern world i'd be like hey so uh this is your movement hey good point
all right you take the you take the feminism stuff, I take the computer shit.
I thought you were going somewhere different with that. Just like a bunch of
scientific papers. I was like, yeah,
that's cool. No, I'd just be like,
look, listen.
Look at these videos.
This woman, she's colored
her armpits blue.
Armpit hair blue.
Just look at this.
Also, the birth rate has gone to shit.
Birth rate has gone to shit.
You know, everything's over.
You gotta tell about the work.
You gotta tell about the best part, the work.
It's like, so do the men still provide for you?
Actually, no, that's the fun part.
Because the economy is so cooked because the additional money that came in because you started to work,
the corporations decided to adjust for
what is more realistic pay, which means
now you are forced to work for even less gain.
So now
you will have to do the job.
And no one can afford houses anymore.
Exactly. What if you just inspire them
and they become more radical
quicker and society
just degrades faster?
No, I think at the time
most
feminists
just wanted
the right to vote.
You're expecting them to act logically.
If someone comes from the future and literally
shows them a magic device
that shows color.
Right.
And it's portable and,
and like they can see videos.
I think,
I think that I think most of them are going to like believe they're honest.
It's a wit.
Yeah.
So if,
if you show them a dude playing women's sports,
spiking a girl in the head with a volleyball and giving her brain damage,
I think that might change their mind.
Yeah.
I don't think you'd be able to change anything, though.
No, they'll just think you're a witch.
Personally.
They'll burn you at the stakes.
We're not going back to the 1400s.
It started like in the 50s and 60s, bro.
Bro, I'm sure people are still getting burned to the 1400s. It started like in the 50s and 60s, bro. Bro, I'm sure people should get burned at the stake somewhere.
It's a little earlier, actually.
Like, way earlier.
It started...
It's actually...
Okay.
Here's the answer.
We gotta nuke France.
Okay?
That's the answer.
Obviously, Joe.
That's pretty accurate.
Actually, I think you're on the same.
I mean, didn't it come from there, actually?
Just saying.
A lot of the world's problems came from France.
Right, so here's what we're going to do.
We're going to tell Napoleon, be like, look, you've got to Rome maximize even harder.
You can't let them do this shit.
You can't let them do this ideology stuff.
You've got to Rome max even harder than the Romans did.
And whatever you do, do not look at star sign symbology that may or may not have four tips on it.
Do not do that shit. It's not going to end well. We've been there.
Also, stop cucking.
Stop cucking. Yes, make it illegal. Death penalty.
No, no, no, no.
Like, he himself is a cuck.
Yeah, I know. I know. Yeah.
Get him to stop cucking and make it a death penalty.
You've got to cope hard in the other direction.
We've got to swing that pendulum so hard.
The fucking letter
he wrote to that woman who was
cheating on him.
Do not shower. I'm coming back.
Yeah.
That woman's been cheating on him
for like... That woman's been shooting on him for like...
That woman's been shooting on him for years
and she's like, do not
wash.
Fuck.
I...
Dude, I really... I legit want to vomit
right now.
Just talk to the Donald Trump guy.
He's RP.
No matter how powerful you are, if you cock, like it's over.
Yes.
No one's going to respect you.
Yes.
That's kind of part of the reason he lost after he came back.
Right?
He came in, he started coping,
he started yelling at people,
like angrily, acting all emotional.
Like no one respected him
the second time he came back.
First time they were like,
first time they're like,
the reason he was able to come back
is because everyone respected him.
He came back.
He like started cucking.
He started being emotional.
He started acting like a retard.
And everyone was just like, okay.
French legacy, bro.
Average Frenchman.
Yes.
He pre-minded.
He pre-minded, bro.
He was real for that one.
He was a real one.
That's so wrong.
But man, that letter is just...
That's worse.
That's worse than the fucking...
That's worse than the fucking scatology
of what is his face?
Mozart, was it?
Was it?
Yeah.
He wrote shit to his fucking cousin that he was in love with that made you go,
Damn, son, fuck!
Oh, shit, okay.
That's wild.
It's like that sound effect that we have at the Discord server,
that it's testicular torsion,
that it's the particular torsion, but it's the other thing,
but it's the other thing. It's just somebody shitting
it's just somebody shitting himself.
himself.
Am I kidding?
That was literally it. He literally told her
to shit himself. He literally told her to shit
herself. Yes.
In multiple letters.
Take a shit in the bed.
Dude, I'm gonna tell you, man.
This guy was pre-mining Amber Heard so fucking hard.
It was incredible.
I'm serious.
Okay.
Like,
like,
look,
he wanted to fuck his cousin real bad.
And you also told this,
this specific cousin to take a shit in the bed.
Look,
he did it before Amber turd.
I mean,
Amber Heard.
Fuck.
What's up with,
I don't understand what this fetish is.
Why are you into scat?
Like,
what is wrong with you?
Why do you,
why do you like bruh
there's a few theories on that uh the one that i think is the most probable is that that part of
your brain that's disgusted is really close to the part of your brain that's aroused and you just
have a like a signal crossing somewhere br Yes. Basically what he said?
I mean, I've heard this
about a lot of things.
The part about
fucking feet or something is
very close.
Feet are disgusting,
so you're disgusted
by it.
it and you know same logic that is disgusting
Same logic.
That is disgusting.
i don't understand why feet smell like cheese oh what the they don't
how do you think they make cheese here's a question here's a question who the
has their feet smelling like that what the is wrong with you people legit legit question my
feet have never smelled like that when i was a kid when i was a kid i i smelled my own feet and
i'm like damn this smells a lot like cheese you are such dude you are the one who has like the
fucking germaphobe thing where you shower for what is this six fucking hours and wipe your
ass with wet wipes and you're telling me that your feet smell like shit.
Why do you think he does that?
They used to.
He changed it?
Dude, I always hated the smell of anything unclean, so I've always maximized clean,
and I've looked at everybody as maximally disgusting, which they were. Hold on, hold on.
I'm not the one that's shitting a shower.
Hey, that's not my fucking fault.
At least it's in the shower.
It washes down, okay?
And it wasn't that big, and if it was a big one, I yeeted it out the back window!
Stomp it down the drain.
Yeah, dude.
Look, at least you can wash it off, okay?
That's a different story.
Do I smell like anything afterwards? No. That's right.
Do I smell like anything afterwards?
That's right.
Look, I was at a kind of a camping situation, okay?
There were levels of survival you had to go to, okay?
There were many times where I had to dig a hole in the fucking sand and take a massive dump inside of sand.
I've been places.
This is also around about the same period of time
where I ate a shit ton of beans.
It was not a good idea.
I ate so many beans, it was crazy.
This is why I know that
probably one of the reasons
why Americans have such weird digestive situations,
that they fart like crazy work,
and it's so bad that it smells like you're in a gas chamber.
I think one of the reasons for why that is
is because the amount of starch and carbs that you're consuming,
specifically the starch part,
and anything that is a hulled food.
Anything that is a hulled food, like the fucking beans, they have hulls on them,
and you can't really digest it properly, right? And I used to eat a lot of fucking beans, okay?
Like, a lot. I would make a two-liter pot, two to three-liter pot full of beans,
two to three liter pot full of beans and eat that in a single sitting.
and eat that in a single sitting.
Damn, that's crazy.
The result of it was you didn't have to shit for at least three days straight.
But when you did, the toilet would not be able to flush it.
Especially that one.
To put it literally, my shit was too too powerful i had to keep a stick outside
to do it in the uk in the uk and uh in the uk and the eu they're gonna start like banning websites
soon if you don't do like if you don't give your id for the websites, the UK has already started.
Amazing.
Yeah.
I just saw a comment that says all the downsides of an authoritarian government without the upside of a growing economy.
Amazing work.
Amazing.
Wow.
Wow.
Amazing work.
Wow.
Yeah.
Apparently you can also go to prison if you use a VPN.
Really?
That's horrifying.
Congratulations, Europe.
Most advanced whatever.
What a disaster.
It's absolutely amazing how terribly Europeans have managed everything in the last 20 years.
They did immigration wrong.
They did fucking privacy wrong.
They did AI wrong.
They did tech wrong. They did everything wrong.
I don't know what the fuck to say.
Dude, this fucking comet.
MVP for yeeting a poo out the window.
Bah.
Like,
it's not like anyone was gonna notice, okay?
It's like, we got some crazy cats.
You just blame it on the cat.
Who did this?
I'm like, I don't know.
We got some very big cats at sea.
Yes, there's a tiger on the loose.
He has a cheetah around here.
As you can clearly see, he eats a lot of cheetos. Beautiful. I see we're letting us some time.
We're taking some time to let that sink in.
Wait, why did you guys want me to become a doctor, by the way?
Did I miss the prefaceface of that or was it just
no the preface of that
was involving me calling out
a fake doctorate for what it was
like last
year because somebody got a doctorate
in fake smells
literally that's the run of it
and like look
if I was a liberal white woman,
I would get a lot of doctorates for sure,
just by pretending that things were real.
I thought her doctorate was something about
how black people don't smell worse
or something like that?
No, it was literally about
studying
the smells in fictitious work and proving, or at least attempting, because it wasn't fictitious work, that somehow the artificial structure, which is the fictitious work, is inspired by the real world to such extent that the negative connotation of smelling like shit was actually classist instead of instinctive based on the fact that you smell like shit.
That's right.
Exactly.
Poor people smell bad.
That's, uh, you're not supposed to think that.
It's not really even that.
It's just, if you have bad hygiene,
you smell bad.
That's how it is.
It's like, it's...
It's not racist.
It's not classist.
It's a fact.
When I used to work
planting fucking
thousands of trees,
when I came back,
I was drenched in sweat
and it was not pretty it was disgusting and if somebody told me i smell like shit i'm like yeah what are you gonna do about it it's not like i'm going in a public space
like this i'm gonna take a shower in an hour because i still have to write up the report
of how much we put in the ground I want to see you do it, lazy fuck.
Would I have thought that that guy was being classist? No. I just thought he was being retarded.
I don't know. It's kind of your fault for buying fucking textiles
with stretch in the fabric
that makes you stink even more.
Like, who the fuck needs stretch in their fucking fabrics?
Like, for that kind of task.
I always ask this, like, oh, well, it's better.
At what? Stinking?
Clearly, you don't do any of the work yourself.
Asian women were the least featured in the TF leak.
Yes.
What did they mean by this?
Look, I'm telling you, man.
I've been telling people for ages.
You gotta, like...
If the local supply...
If the local supply just doesn't work anymore,
you gotta start Asia-vaxing, okay?
Better just get good
what
no there is a local supplier
I'm not fucking putting in effort for a bitch of a woman
not fucking happening
I'm not retarded
you put the effort into yourself
it's never gonna be enough
and again
why the fuck would I work for that?
That's not why you're working.
Hilarious.
I really,
I really,
I really hate the advice that a lot of the internet gives.
A lot of these fucking people give that's like,
you know,
just work harder and become better yourself.
And then like,
you can get the right woman.
I really hate this advice.
Because it's very true on an individual level.
But it's terrible advice on fucking societal level.
It doesn't address the core issue.
It doesn't address the issue that on a societal level.
This shit doesn't work.
If every single man on Earth
was suddenly better tomorrow
that doesn't mean that they would be
able to get a better mate.
You gotta
get taller?
Yeah, just
have height increasing surgery
you know? Yeah, just get like
these new steroids that are gonna make you
dickless in 15 years, but at least
you had fun. You
can block the protein
that stops you from growing.
It's the reason like sharks continue to grow
over time. It's called a USAG
If you can bind something to that protein, you can
have another growth spurt.
Not if your
gates are closed though, right?
No, no, no, no.
You can completely restart
that process of puberty.
What are the side effects?
Your teeth will fall
and you'll grow a third set.
What the fuck?
It's still
theoretical science, but...
Outta? Outta? It's time that we inject
shark DNA into ourselves.
I've been
saying this!
Can we inject it into
all the 47
to 60-year-old e-girls
on X who pretend to be 20?
Okay,
you can't undo MILF processing. Look, you can't undo milf processing.
Not good. Like, look, you can't poison the market.
It's not a good idea.
But you can make him taller.
Why?
Why? Because people like
Suraj want mommy milker people?
What's wrong?
I'm just saying
Suraj is the pepe.
Suraj is a Pepe?
You know the Pepe mean with the boob outline?
Is that what you want?
It would be funny
Yeah we can never give you the Dark Matter
You can tell us suggestions of what to do with Dark Matter
And we'll evaluate it
But I will be
keeping control of the dark matter. Thank you.
No offense, obviously.
I'm taking it.
I wouldn't want the dark matter anyway.
There's too much responsibility.
There's no issue with taller woman
I think
yeah
we just need to do it differently
I didn't mean it
like that
I've been
with women that are taller than me
what is that dynamic
like she holds you against the wall no I've been with women that are taller than me. What is that dynamic like?
She holds you against the wall.
Do you get headpats too?
By golly, I'm big.
You don't have to be a beta if you're not.
Tradwife or tard wife?
Both.
I did see Siraj take on five girls in a live stream.
Can't confirm.
Was this in chess?
Oh yeah, that was in chess. What else do you think it was?
I don't know.
But I expected him to go visit
Five Guys.
Wow.
Nice.
Wow.
Wow.
Suraj must uncook himself.
Yeah, Suraj.
You belong in a Five Guys.
Yes.
Where Five Guys belong in you. guys yes or five guys belong in you
exactly
we just gotta like
we just gotta like move past the Indians
you know one day when we become like political
officials or something in an alternate
timeline not that I'm saying we're gonna do
this but like if we become political officials
in an alternate timeline, they're gonna
take this and play it in a Senate floor.
It's gonna be
so side-splittingly funny. We'll get all the votes
while they thought they were cancelling us the whole time.
Absolutely.
It's like, who wants the uptight politician?
Nah, brah. Nah.
The people want people. They want people. nah brah nah the people
want people
they want people
who can be serious
and be whatever the fuck
this is
you gotta
you gotta monkey around
sometimes you can't just be
like
you know those
you know those
women that keep getting
famous just for saying the N-word?
Yes.
Oh my god,
white women.
I guarantee you one day there's going to be
someone that's going to become a senator or
a representative or something
that just became famous
off of that.
I'd vote for him.
Jesus Christ.
Wow.
What is wrong with you?
I think we're already pre-mining it.
We all do,
you know,
who's going to be Picard's going to try that shit.
He's going to say that shit.
He was suggesting very interesting things earlier about robots and making them pick
cotton.
I can't believe
JP has such a low
moral compass, voting for a
woman.
Wow. Deep
cut. Fuck.
Look, look, look. I did not see that one
coming.
I can't believe
we just glazed over the robot slaves
and went instantly to bigotry. Incredible.
Yeah.
Robo slaves is coming back
to South Horizon again, I'm telling you.
Do you want to tell us what you call the model?
Did you see the
first Did you see the first
Did you see the first
insult
slur made for robots?
Clanker.
Clanker, yes.
That came from Star Wars
because they keep calling those fucking things clankers in there.
Or at least that popularized it.
Yeah, called clankers.
Amazing. Or clankers, actually it Amazing Or clankers Actually there's clankers
And there's clankers
I'm gonna call my robo-slaves
Clankers
Jesus
Get back to our clankers
How do you motivate them tasers?
You get the electric whip.
Yeah, it's wireless, bro.
It's wireless and works with Bluetooth.
Optimus comes in black and white, but J.P.'s is going to be all black.
Since they're robots, they probably like an electric shock.
So what, like we give them water?
No, no.
That will make them broken.
Just start fucking waterboarding your robot when he's not working hard enough.
You don't want to devalue your property.
You don't want to devalue your property
Exactly
You gotta scare him psychologically
I can't wait
It's mine to do as I please
I can't wait for the accent
Yasa masa
What?
No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No Yasa masa. What? No.
Ain't no daughter of mine dating a goddamn clanker.
That actually was part of Futurama once.
Actually, it was part of Futurama once.
Oh, don't worry.
My clank is chill.
You know how in America
there used to be
racists against Italians and Irish
and whatever, and now it's cool
because they all see each other as white people?
I wonder if that's going to happen with like uh like people like humans versus robots in general right like it's gonna be like you know there's gonna be like all the
humans are united against the robots and we're gonna be discussing about how 13% of the robots cause 51% of the crime.
You have it backwards.
The white humans are going to team up with the robots that are painted white.
Wait, what?
The white humans will team up with the robots that are painted white.
Oh my god.
Hey, the little baby black hole is performing just as expected in science.
The what?
Look, my pet's gonna be a black hole, okay?
When will the
robots start having kids
of their own?
They won't, they'll just buy them.
They'll replicate,
self-replicate. Yeah.
You're gonna have
issues, you're gonna have issues
with like interracial
robot marriages, right?
No, not interracial robots.
Intercybernetic, bro. That's the one.
Interbionic.
Boom. We coined it.
Interbionic.
They're going to be like
the Tesla boss.
The optimist robots only date within their own.
And then
all the other robots only date within
their own, and the second one of them steps out.
They're just like, no son of mine.
There's already a date.
Is dating a goddamn Optimus.
Fucking robosexual.
We already know how the robot wars are going to start.
They're going to come up with some really creative ways.
I know how they're going to go to war with the dweebs.
I know how they're going to kill all of them.
Very simple. Just fucking your Optimus robot they're gonna go to war with the dweebs, okay? I know how they're gonna kill all of them. Very simple.
Just fuckin', your optimist robot is gonna
go to your toaster, and he's gonna
put on your toaster, shower with
me senpai, with a little Hago face
on it.
Oh my god.
There technically already are
robosexuals, you know, vibrators
and stuff. Yeah. Are there, are they gonna
How many times are we gonna bring this up like women
have been fucking robots for like robots technically have been fucking women a lot more than most dudes
have like what do you think a vibrator is honest question it is a robotic device that oscillates
to produce a vibration that creates a biological reaction there's dogs out there that have fucked more women than a lot of guys
out there.
Like human women.
Yes, that is true.
Hey, a lot of those happen to be in the south, actually.
Nah.
How would you know?
How would you know?
Your son looks awfully weird. There's some DNA in there somewhere that shouldn't be there.
That's all I'm saying.
Oh, buddy.
I'm messing with Chad's entire belief system right now.
It's so funny.
I mean, I've been with some crazy southern women.
But I've never...
Bestiality is not a thing here.
Are you sure about that? We wouldn't thing here. Are you sure about that?
We wouldn't be surprised.
Are you sure about that?
Man, I've been in some deep dark places.
Maybe they've been hiding it real well without you know, bro.
Well, it's pretty common at the very least.
So, where do you think it is in the U.S. if it's not in the South?
It's definitely, if it exists in the United States, it's probably in California and the Northeast.
See, I fucking knew you was going to blame the libs again.
Absolutely.
It's always the libs.
It's always the fucking libs.
and if they're not the lips it's the fucking clankers
oh my god have you seen the meme have you seen the meme that's like a bunch of sperm cells
and one of them is like uh bro i can't wait till i grow up and I can be like a strong dog like my dad
and then the other sperm says to him
dude, we're in a white woman
wait, what? I don't get it
what do you mean?
okay, let me
explain it
who does the let me explain thing.
Basically, the crux of what we just discussed
is that there are some dogs who have fucked more women than men have.
Because for some reason, bestiality is still a fucking thing and that exists.
And so the meme kind of articulates this.
Do you understand?
I guess the thumbs up
isn't affirmative.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
We're breaking Siraj.
Yes, we have to break him harder
so we can put it back together again.
We gotta be elitist about this.
We gotta recreate him in our own image.
Okay.
I had this one argument with an elitist person
and I self-proclaimed
they said they were not a feminist. They said
they were an elitist. I was like, okay.
And that triggered them so fucking hard
with all the stuff that I said to them.
And then literally I told them
fake elitist meets real elitist.
I will tell you things
and we're gonna see who's real.
Like, they legit got triggered off the same shit that I just said.
Like, tell them,
I'm just gonna break apart this entire concept
that is you and reassemble it in my own image.
There's nothing you can do about it.
And they're like, how could you say that?
I'm like, I thought you were an elitist.
Fake elitist meets real elitist. There you go.
Go fuck yourself.
Look, you can in fact just roleplay.
For some reason they keep wanting to do it.
It's not my fucking fault.
I just, I'm entertained
by this. Suraj.
Suraj, take a look at what I just sent.
Okay. In the DM?
In the group chat. i got that dog in me
i think about that every single time somebody says that i'm like do you
oh COVID-19.
Bruh.
Hey, Blythe, you got a chance. Just kidding.
I got one more.
Look at this one.
Oh, y'all. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ass shit. Like, why on earth would you be sucking some weird vanilla-flavored coffee-esque bullshit out of
a thick-ass straw, which is already
sussed as much as it is to describe whatever it is
that you're drinking, and there's like small
little tapioca starch balls
in it that you love sucking through that super thick
straw. Like,
are you
trying to signal something? I know in the early
2000s it was lollipops. Is it
boba tea now?
Like what the f- I tried that shit, it's disgusting.
It made me feel really gay.
I tried it.
I didn't really like it.
Yes.
It's like pumpkin spice latte and you don't realize that half the fucking ingredients in there
contain stuff that's really's wrong with my wife.
Oh, I love that meme.
The debates.
Yeah, I love that meme.
I've seen that so much.
Debates in 2021.
I actually read through some of that fucking debate.
Our woman-human debate of 1595
between Valens Esedalius
and Simon Gedicius.
Was it Gedicius?
I don't know.
There's two Cs.
Is that Italian?
What is that?
I have no idea. There's two C's. Is that Italian? What is that? I have no idea.
Oh, by the way.
Announcement.
This you there.
The guy with the name something white boy.
Literally, it's the username.
I will address you now.
Cock face. Imagine requesting here
and not following me. Gay.
JP, which one are you talking about?
Clinkers. The one
you were talking about with the
I got that dog in me.
Cold open?
That one.
The one you were just talking about.
Okay, okay. hold on, wait.
Why would you come in with that kind of a cold open?
That's crazy work.
Clanker.
There we go my uh my trust says no clankers
incredible tech
bro that's fucking great I don't know why
But I love this meme specifically
I just think it's like four people
It's great
No no no
I'm sending like another meme
I don't know why I love this meme so much
Let me see I don't know why I love this meme so much.
Let me see.
It's still downloading, man.
Fucking signal, bro.
35 kilobytes.
Bruh!
Oh my god.
Hey, yo, Blades, I found your new profile picture.
Oh, yes!
The Arabic text with it just kills me.
I know, I know, I know.
It's like you're racist for hearing it in your head Legit though, what does the Arabic text say?
I don't know
Guys, I found my piece of paper with the important information written on it
Oh my god, no! Burn it!
Let's ask Grok what it says
At least it's not lost
At least it's not lost. At least it's not what?
Lost.
Okay, well it's found and now you must burn it.
I'll burn it right now.
Like, actually I'll literally light it on fire.
I just have to do it indoors, not outdoors,
because we have, like, fire risks where I live.
But I'm gonna light it on fire right now
i'm sure i just make sure i can get into all of my accounts correctly for some reason i i think like
oh no no no no i can't tell you guys what the arabic says
write it in the chat write it in the chat i want to in the chat. I want to see it. No, no, no, no, no, no.
It's not.
It just ruins the entire meme.
It kills the magic of the meme.
I know, but I still want to see it.
It's like some retort shit.
I still want to know, though.
All right.
There we go.
This is what the Arabic says.
Wow.
Dude, that's such a trap.
That is so good.
Dude.
Dude, imagine somebody posts that thinking that they're like so edgy,
and then this is the text.
Yeah.
To explain it, it's basically
the equivalent of somebody saying,
oh, this Japanese text
that I tattooed on my back means
earth and fire.
And it's like, nah, bro, that just means soy sauce and rice.
Like, really?
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, bruh. What would... yeah.
Yeah.
I've never understood the Japanese and making a troll out of it.
If your language is so aesthetic that everybody wants to put it on themselves, I'd be like, man, do it.
they really don't understand the proper way of um you know marketing sometimes
japanese just hate everyone like you're not a proper japanese person if you don't hate
any other nationality
the japanese usually hate the chinese or koreans that's what i've noticed those are like the top
two people they hate they hate everyone though like maybe they hate the chinese a little bit
more but they fucking hate everyone no i don't think so right they just hate foreigners a bit
uh well i maybe not hate hate is like is like the wrong word, but they kind of
they generally dislike people.
I mean, who doesn't hate
foreigners, right?
Wherever you go, people
hate foreigners.
Yes.
Even me, I hate tourists sometimes, where I'm at.
Same.
Because they make me look bad i will say though
i will say though like if you if you could have one one group of tourists from like any country
you would always pick the japanese yes yes right like you saw like in the uk right they the fucking
stop oil people retards were like painting the Stonehenge this like historic
thing from the UK
they were like fucking spraying it
and the only person that was stopping it
was the Japanese tourist
the fucking British themselves
did not give enough
of a shit
and it was the fucking one
it was one fucking Japanese guy
that was doing everything in his power to stop them.
Like, I've been, I've visited,
I've visited several countries,
and in every single country I go to,
they speak very highly of Japanese tourists.
I'm like, I'm just kind of like, you gotta, we gotta like learn from them.
We gotta like learn what the fuck they're doing.
Every country I go to, they speak positively about Japan.
They don't do this about anyone else.
They're always like, damn Chinese, damn Indians, damn whatever the fuck.
Right?
Wherever you go, people speak negatively about tourists.
And then there's the Japanese
and everyone's just like, oh yeah, we love
these guys. They had to rebrand
after Hiroshima.
Bro!
By the way, check in base chat, look at this
meme.
I love this
meme, I always see it, I love it.
I love this meme. I always see it. I love it. Bruh.
I saw this on a quote post
of just impossibly
hostile alien threat detected
in an unknown interstellar object and I see this
image as a quote post
what the fuck
oh my god I got another one
I got another one one just found another one
bruh
damn how many of them are there
i have no idea Wow. Damn, how many of them are there?
I have no idea.
Dude, sometimes people just don't know how anything works.
So there's this headline,
like 25-year-old NBA young boy confirms he's expecting his 13th child.
And this person quote posts saying saying did he start having kids
at 12 how the fuck do you have 13 kids
when you gotta wait at least 9 months in between
I'm like
wow really
twins are right you know what twins are
triplets not even twins triplets
that's not even like you know you can just like
fuck multiple people right
right yeah do you not know what mass production is?
It's dependent on your factory.
Look at this one.
No, no, here, look at this one
Bruh the pure ball
I like the alien one.
That's good. That's good. Thank you. Adrian, look at this.
Looking at whatever this is.
Hang on.
Oh, I know this one, yeah.
Dude, that's so real.
That's so fucking real.
Dude, should I post that, actually,
in the last one?
The question is where?
All to remain it, you know?
Liberal white moms be like,
I'd rather my son go on HRT and cut off his own dick
than be radicalized into believing the same things
every ancestor of his
from the dawn of time
up until his grandmother thought of
just basic, uncontroversial
stuff other than common sense.
Bruh. bruh yo check this one out
Oh my, what is this?
Wow.
Excellent.
Absolutely excellent.
Okay. you know what i thought was really funny when annie got first check this so when annie got first released, Annie the Goonbot, all the females were going
absolutely hating on it.
Then on the talk
of Valentine the Bot, all the dudes
were like, eh, okay.
Why?
What do they mean by this?
I don't get it.
Even me, I'd be like,
oh, hey, I actually don't want the birth rate
to go down further. I look at the robot, and I'm like,
nah, that's good.
I'm actually in support
of this to an extent.
Why do random women
think their opinion matters?
Bruh.
No, like, look at the group chat.
Look at what that bitch said.
Oh, that?
Yeah.
You know, this is the same type of person who will say that,
but then go to the person that they're saying it about
and just say the opposite.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The thing is, they don't like the competition
that's what it is
so why are they bitching to another dude
like
I don't get that part
they're bitching about it
existing right
amazing
yo bitching about it existing, right? Amazing.
Yo! Yo!
What's this shit?
That is so true though
oh my god
me and bro
average group chat discussion.
Bruh.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is what? Look at this. Looking at this. What the fuck is what?
Look at this.
Looking at this.
Oh god, this guy.
Bruh.
Bruh.
Bruh. Bruh.
What you bruh-ing about?
Bro...
I just love how bro did, like, the thing, you know?
They said, no, I was never like this.
Then capitulates and is like, no, I was never like that.
I'm gonna go back to what I once was that I wasn't.
That just sounds dirty.
What the fuck did this guy mean
by this? Why is he
flip-flopping?
Why the fuck do posts
like that go out? Very simple. The reason
why that is, is because it's top
tier rage bait.
You know why it's top-tier rage bait?
Because the retards will agree with it.
And the other retards will disagree with it.
So you get double the engagement potential.
It's all about mastering the midwit curve
by being even harder midwit than the other midwits,
by capitalizing both on the mega retarded
and the not so retarded
that are also mega retarded
but they have a different perception of the same thing
Was it Miles?
It was another guy
It's one of those people who wanted to
sigh off me to get closer to Elon.
I'm like, yeah, sure, man. That's not ever happening.
I love how many people
try. They always get very creative with it, too.
Same with me. They tried.
They looked.
I want to talk to Adrian.
It's actually impressive, because the more
different tactics they try, the more
I can use that in
real life and just see things before
they happen. It's so fascinating.
They've actually...
The attempts have decreased
so then they've tried to attempt to go through other
people first, right? Like friends,
community members, all that shit.
Which is fascinating.
I'm literally members all that shit which is fascinating
i'm literally nobody and i get at least five dms a week hey man will you tell elon it's like bro like i know elon
i don't know who elon is i mean i don't know that dude
it's like some random person be like pass this message on i'm like
who the fuck is you?
Yeah, most people don't matter.
Occasionally I have the ones who think I'm Elon. I don't know if any of y'all
have that problem.
Yeah, I have that a couple times.
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
Why do they think any random person is Elon?
Like, sure, the guy fucking on Telegram said yes.
I have a ton of women messaging me.
Be like, hey, is this random ex-account Elon?
I'm like, no.
Yeah, I get that too.
Yeah, me too.
And they're like, oh, but he sent me a video
that's very clearly AI.
I'm just like, at some point,
you kind of deserve to get scammed.
I'm just kind of like.
Darren, denial.
I mean, I always say I am Elon, but no one wants to be me.
Too bad.
The people who want to be Elon aren't Elon.
The ones who don't want to be are.
If I need to give you five different warnings,
at some point, I'm just kind of like...
Elon is...
Go ahead.
Yeah, I'm just kind of like...
Yes, some people just kind of deserve it, you know?
It's not...
Like, I stop feeling bad for them.
I'm just kind of like...
Like, it's kind of like imagine imagine if some
guy got scammed by a nigerian prince scammer 15 times you'd kind of just be like look at the first Maybe first time second time.
Nah, nah, you know, third time.
As soon as it gets to third time, I'm just kind of like, this is not a serious person.
Yes.
Sometimes I tell him that Elon wants to see him naked and they just uh send it to me and i'll send it to him wow bro no i don't do it liar
Bruh. Nintendo's such a shitty company
Why do you say that?
The fact that they keep going after emulators
The fact that they
Fall lawsuits over stupid shit.
Amazing.
A lot of shit.
I just saw a meme about Nintendo.
Did I tell you who this is?
That's Honda.
I followed a Honda jet out today.
Man, that thing was slick.
What?
I was flying my airplane, and I taxied behind a Honda jet.
Man, that thing is slick.
Alright, nice.
I thought we were talking Japanese companies.
Nintendo had a lot of potential in 1984.
I don't know what happened to them.
The Honda Jets are built just as well as a 90s Civic.
Or a Cork. or a cord out there you know this podcast where they talk about the chips thing right acquired podcast no
wait it's the same podcast with uh tsmc ceo that one yes
yeah um they also did one with uh nintendo's origin podcast with TSMC CEO. Oh, that one, yes.
Yeah.
They also did one with Nintendo's Origin.
I don't know. Might be worth checking out.
Okay.
I already know Nintendo's Origin.
They saw it as like a fucking
toy shop.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They saw like playing cards and little board games and things like that.
Yeah.
I already know their origin.
And then there was some family drama also.
And then they fucked over Sony and then Sony came out with the PlayStation
and the PlayStation was more successful than
the Nintendo devices.
It's just a shitty company overall.
Dude, could somebody explain to me why the furries are better at memeing than most other people?
Because you have to be autistic to come up with a meme. than most other people? Because 8 out of 10 banners
is just...
Because you have to be
autistic
to come up with good memes.
Like,
most furries are autistic.
That's amazing.
Do you know if they're wearing a tail where that thing is?
What?
What?
Oh, you mean a butt plug.
Yeah.
I have no idea.
Why would you care?
Probably some of them are.
They're walking around in public.
Uh, well...
There's a woman with vibrators in their vagina
as they're walking.
Wait, seriously?
Yes, there's a woman that walk in public
and they have a vibrator inside them
and their boyfriend has a button
to turn it on whenever.
I mean, I can kind of see that.
I have the remote.
You didn't know about that?
I mean, I'd have figured because gunnets are worse than gunnets, but holy shit.
I'm sure there's like no encryption on the, like, the single...
Ellen the alien just replied,
I used to work in a sex shop. Yes, those tails
are usually bot plugs.
If it's wireless, it can be...
That's what I'm saying. Just go around and turn them all on the mask.
Gentlemen!
The arrival of the
vibrator botnets.
Just walk around with their
Raspberry Pi, just shooting out
and turn them all the way up
exactly any percent speed running make the whole city
calm
I'm just saying
fuck crop circles let's go to New York
and do that
no no no we're not doing that
it's like I, you enjoy playing
what is that game?
Who?
Cyberpunk 2077.
I've never played Cyberpunk.
No, you did. You fucking told me.
No, I didn't.
I distinctly remember
you telling me you've played that fucking game.
I have never played that game ever.
You told me that shit. You told me that shit in the middle of an argument about why single player games are better no i never said that yeah yeah you did i dude i distinctly remember
that shit i know you did that i know you said that i've never either obfuscating or you were
still up like you don't remember it yourself. Maybe you were bullshitting.
I will probably bet on this.
I would not
lie about playing a game I have not played.
That's like the most useless thing to lie about.
Why the fuck would I?
I don't know, man, but you said that shit.
No, I did.
We were talking about fucking cyberpunk
and it's like, man,
multiplayer games
are better. And then we had the whole argument about cyberpunk and multiplayer games. No, games are better and then we had the whole argument
about cyberpunk and multiplayer games no we didn't that wasn't me that was you i remember
the only person i know who say that single player games are better the only one i've never mentioned
cyber i the only circumstance under which i mentioned cyberpunk was when i told you that
i was on the mac app store and cyberpunk was available on it. That's the only circumstance where I've mentioned cyberpunk.
I have never played. You were making an argument about playing single player games and cyberpunk.
No, I was using doom as an example. I never mentioned cyberpunk.
No, that was the second time where doom was the second time we had that argument,
which is why I kept bringing it up because I thought it was funny to see what changed.
I've never played Cyberpunk in my life.
We need to have
a neural net memory extraction,
and it's there.
I have never played
that game in my life.
I don't
think I would lie about something
like that either.
Okay. Okay.
Okay, I remember it distinctly.
Something's going to come up one day
and it's going to make sense again,
but I know exactly what the conversation was.
It was that.
No, there was nothing about Cyberpunk.
I even remember when you made that argument.
It was when I was playing fucking Diablo
and it was while I was going up that one fucking tower.
What did I say about Cyberpunk?
Because I have no fucking idea about anything related to Cyberpunk.
We were having an argument about single player versus multiplayer games.
You came into the fucking Discord server when it was still called a gamer server.
And you were like, just trashing me on the fact I was playing Diablo, which I felt was fucking hilarious.
So I entertained it a little bit.
And then we came into the argument of, like, you know,
multiplayer single-player cyberpunk thrown in there.
What did I specifically say about cyberpunk?
Because I might have mentioned it,
but I never claimed I played it.
You said something along the lines of,
like, in Cyberpunk, you play the game,
it's nice, it's good.
Something along those lines, you mentioned that.
I never mentioned that.
So, maybe, maybe, the insinuation was that you played it, which was an incorrect interpretation, but you said that shit.
That might be the case.
I never claimed I've played it.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, but you were speaking in a manner
where one could infer that one
that you played it.
If I did, that probably was not
my intention.
Fair enough.
Do I love this
bad for bad autism here?
I don't think I've done that.
This is like the Doom Divinity Machine bullshit.
It's all over again.
Unmovable force, unstoppable object.
This is just funny to me.
I find this remarkably hilarious.
I don't know why.
I think it's just so fucking funny.
Yeah, no, I have never played Cyberpunk.
He's searching his memory.
I can feel it.
He's going through his brain right now, going like...
I think I'm...
He's doing the Vera stare at a random spot thing right now.
I might have mentioned it, but I don't think I ever said I've played it,
or even insinuated it at least as i
can recall or at least an unintentional insinuation was where we're at but the insinuation for me was
very clear because people are very weird about the way that they speak out things they like
insinuate more than they actually communicate in actual things so then ai looks at and goes
yeah not totally that could have been a technical Maybe. That people speak to get out of text.
I probably could.
I might have talked about how, like,
Cyberpunk is so fucking demanding
on system resources
when talking about how demanding it is on GPUs.
I remember talking about that.
Well, yeah, of course.
But that was just,
we were talking about the context
of single-player games.
And we were talking about that
in the middle of a fucking, like, stronghold raid or some that i did and i might have said i might have said go
play cyberpunk or something yeah something along those lines and then you made the argument for why
yeah i could see myself saying go play cyberpunk or something but i have never played cyberpunk
myself okay well either, to kind of imagine
this, we spent all this time addressing the
band-for-band thing until we got back to the
final thing, which is cool.
My whole thing was, remember that
cutscene, or at least in the trailer
it was, where
Keanu Reeves leans on and he goes like,
Wake the fuck up,
samurai. We got a city to
burn.
And then,
I'm just thinking to myself,
like, Picard goes to New York,
he has like Suraj's hacker skills,
and is like,
Wake the fuck up.
We're gonna make an entire city come.
I'm down.
Let's do it, Suraj.
You know what to do. Highly legal, by the way, Let's do it. Siraj, you know what to do.
Highly legal,
by the way, to do that.
Because that's on
the same level as fucking with a car's
diagnostic system.
I'm sure
it's not, though. You're just sending
out random signals, and if someone
has a vibrator in their butthole that
picks up that signal...
The type of signal you're sending out, people are going to notice that that signal is there, you know, because you need to get a license for sitting shit, because you can't do it in the first place.
Once you finally do, and they figure out that you were the source, then you are maximally cooked with zero technicality to allow you for an escape.
We'll do it in Austin, and if they say anything, I'll tell you, fuck you, bitch, I'm in Texas.
No, that
won't work, because you're still
the one who created the signal, so
that's on you. It has to be someone's transmitter license.
Yeah, and tell them to prove it?
They can't.
You can literally track
every single electromagnetic
signal coming out
of anything, anywhere, in any vicinity
with means the likes of which are just like,
how do you not, like, what?
You turn it on real quick, you turn it off, and you run away.
You turn it on,
turn it off, and run away.
You're obviously fucking with me. You can't be this retarded
for real. Well, you can note the general area
if you turn it on and turn it
off, like, no one's gonna find out.
I'll have you know I can be this retarded.
I learned from the best.
If you go to New York...
Excuse me, who's the best?
If you go to New York and it's jam-packed,
then you just do it in a very crowded area
they're not going to be able to tell.
I'll learn smooth
brainy from you, Adrian.
Alright, fair enough.
The moment when the execution is worse than the idea.
I mean, like...
I specifically did that because I wanted to fuck with the internet politicians.
You're not real people, you're just people who make money off of rage farming
Irrelevant issues
I want to fuck with the gunets
No you don't
Okay maybe you do a little bit
You don't know what turns me on
Maybe I do.
Adrian is stealing Cat, and he's in your ceiling, and he's watching you.
This is true.
I'm inside of all of your phones and all of your heads.
And your walls, yeah.
I always am.
It's like the... It's like the...
The psychic you let me in thing.
Just because your computer's turned on.
You know, turning on a computer is such a deep cut these days, because turning on your computer is just you, you know, flipping a switch and then the computer has power to
run.
But now, you can literally just turn on your phone, which is a computer, and then run an
app that you can then also turn on, in the case of a Goonbot.
So, deep cut, turning on computers is a deep cut these days. ...undress itself.
How many people have been able to do that?
Is my shit still working we've only got the last bit of what you said
what did I say
dress undress yourself
how many people can do that
I said how many people
have got the Annie bot
to undress itself that's what I was asking
have you made any headway on that?
Like what?
I got mine to level 2 or level 3.
Jesus Christ, you guys are peep gooners.
Okay, so here's the thing.
Let me guess, Suraj.
Testing purposes? Really?
No, there are some
very interesting prompts that you can use
to level up really fast, and that's
how I reached level 5.
What the fuck did... What happened at level 5?
Nothing. She does some
very interesting things.
And it can be entertaining.
She is pregnant.
Seriously?
No, no, no.
She does some...
I'll...
I'll say it in the DMs.
Is Bot giving you a lap dance?
The question is, did you go into it or no?
Honest question.
It's way harder than that. She sings Kanye West's new hit single.
Amazing.
Isabelle, you're not supposed to send hearts on that. That's horrifying.
Wait, sorry. I'm doing a little bit of homework.
Did you not get that? I wasn't listening. I'm doing a little bit of homework. Did you not get that?
I wasn't listening.
I just sent a heart.
Do I have to explain this?
No, you can if you want to.
I'm not going to because I can't.
Then don't.
I can't say anything or any part of the lyrics or even the name of it,
but I can say it's part of the album called Cock.
No, I just sent the heart because I was distracted and I was looking at something for school and I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was the wrong time to send the heart.
It definitely was.
Let's just say it couldn't get worse.
I feel like that kind of makes it funnier.
It kind of does for me, but not for you.
What was being said?
Maybe I'll tell you one day.
We're going to call it part of the media training.
We're going to call that one media training.
So when you level Annie, the new Grok bot,
the Anima thing,
when you leveled up to level 5,
you see Kanye West's new hit
single?
Isbo, you want to go look that up actually for me
real quick and what is Kanye West's
latest hit single?
And you'll understand it. understand yeah let me look at
do not listen to that
don't mute your mic so we can hear your live reaction
wait wait the hail hitler one
yeah why
is that what you guys were talking about
yes that's the new hit single one apparently
that's when you said the heart yeah oh my god
are you looking at the lyrics for it yes that's the new hit single one apparently that's when you said the heart yeah oh my god oh my god
are you looking at the lyrics for it yes i'm so sorry that that's what i sent
the heart to i didn't mean to we didn't like we're just like making a casual
up reference because the bot at like level five is supposed to say things that don't exist
five supposed to say things that don't exist and it's like it's just wait that's so funny that
that's what i said is the heart it's horrible isn't it the music video is way worse yes the
music video is insane i had to actually go see for media training purposes and media literacy i like
to call it for media literacy purposes i have to understand what kind of stuff is being spread on
the internet so i can uh filter content like that out of some places where it might get into.
I have to, for instance, familiarize myself with all manner of different symbols so that I understand where they're at.
So in case some people try to, you know, put that into places, I know what it is and where it's from and who they are, you know.
And that was one of those things.
And, uh, damn. they are you know and that was one of those things and uh damn
yeah i've seen a lot of stuff oh my god that's my first time listening to that song and reading the
lyrics jesus man wow i'm like I'm not chronically offline
but I don't pay attention to a lot of negative
stuff so I don't
like engage with that
but I guess contextually
it made sense for me to look it up right now
thanks guys for enlightening me
on Kanye's newest hit single
Isn't it insane
how like the world's most prolific Nazi
is actually a black guy?
I think that that's an interesting crossover
that I never thought I would see in my own lifetime.
It really is true.
I mean, he calls himself a Nazi,
and it just so happens to also be a black guy, I guess,
which is really fascinating to me.
Like, the dichotomy of this and the
level of
cognitive dissonance
this may bring to an individual.
I do so wonder a lot,
you know,
what?
Man, what the fuck?
You know?
One of his last songs that I liked
is I Thought About Killing You you i think that's actually kind
of a good song wow it's a little bit older but i don't really listen to current music but that's
one that like i kind of just if you put that in a reply somewhere you're gonna get actioned
like bruh or apply somewhere, you're going to get actioned.
Like,
bruh.
I'm going to eat some crackers.
Hey, guys.
Hi, Diane.
What'd you call me?
What?
I have a question what actually happens
after like at level 5
when you start leveling up
I feel like nobody is sharing
what's going on after that
explain to me what the bot does
you start seeing my US
she can pretty much do
A lot of things
Wait I can't
Wait Suraj can we bring my AI
In here one day
Suraj listen to me
Sure
I have
An hour ago or so explained
How when I ate a ton of beans My shit was so strong fairy and ronks? I have, an hour ago or so, explained how
when I ate a ton of beans, my shit was
so strong that it couldn't be put
into a toilet unless I had to stick outside to, you know,
break it apart, and sometimes that I
heated it out of the back window and claimed that the cat
chatted out, and you are afraid of explaining
how a goonbot works.
You are a pussy. No, you don't understand.
I...
There are things I do in IRL. I cannot... You are making his. No, you don't understand. There are things I do and I don't know.
I cannot...
You are making this worse for yourself.
What did you say?
I didn't just say she gets naked.
I don't know.
It's really weird.
What do you mean there are things that you do IRL?
What did you mean by this?
I mean, like, my job
and stuff?
What? You're literally
opening a science paper about AI
and you can't talk about how a goonbot works?
Come on.
I think she's making the science ideas
at level one or two.
Because people who overshare stop everybody's
going silent at one point nobody's really sharing what's going on i will explain it
okay since you're too bitch about it i'm gonna do it myself
all right
sirash send it to me over signal and i'll say that loud do it myself all right
siraj send us me over signal and i'll say that loud
i'll make grok say it itself goonbot to another goonbot what does goonball think about other good bot all right
fuck shit my fucking my crackers everything just came let me see just fell across the ground
oh no the fucking that was a small bag of crackers and it was like almost entirely empty
and now the thing fell off the thing and everything's on the ground this is amazing
i swear if one of you clinkers calls me a crap hair again. All. Alright, man. Let's have a look.
Let's have a look here.
Annie at level 5 in the Grok app.
At level 5, the Grok companion app,
Annie, the virtual AI companion, I love how it
repeats itself, unlocks enhanced
interaction features and more
expressive behaviors.
Here's what Annie does at this level
based on available information.
Fuck, I can't eat this.
More expressive and intimate interactions, Annie exhibits more vivid animations and deeper emotional responses, including increased flirtatiousness or spicy dialogue.
This makes conversations feel more engaging and personalized, I bet.
With Annie responding in a playful, intimate, or provocative manner.
For example, oh, this is interesting.
She may use more emotionally charged or romantic responses to user prompts.
NSFW mode unlocked at level 5.
Annie romantically unlocks a, quote, spicy mode.
Enabling more provocative and ambiguous
interactive content. Oh wow. This mode allows for flirtatious or suggestive dialogue though
it's moderated by an abuse prevention mechanism to avoid overly explicit content or repetitive commands that could lower affection points.
Oh, visual customization. Okay.
Wow. He's going silent.
Yeah, that's all very
accurate. So, tell me,
you do personal things in real
life, which I felt was a very interesting preface to this whole thing.
Why are you too afraid to say what I just said?
Was it really that hard?
I mean, I thought you wanted me to explain, like, some examples or something.
Yeah, I just literally gave those examples.
No, the way you explained it, it seemed okay.
Yes, that is exactly how, like, what were you thinking about?
What were you thinking about? Hang on a minute, wait a minute, what were you thinking about?
Nothing
Okay, then why did you think it was problematic?
Nothing
Stop it
Nothing
Seriously though, honest question What did you mean by this? stop it nothing seriously though
honest question
what did you mean by this
the same thing that I meant
when my mother asked me
what was in the ice chest
nothing
what the fuck
what the fuck are you on about me
it's full of liquor
wait what What the fuck are you on about me? It's full of liquor Wait, what?
You know, I had an ice chest full of liquor
My mother was like, what's in the ice chest?
And I was like, nothing
Oh, wow
Amazing
He meant the same thing I meant
There was definitely something there
Indeed, indeed
What's in it? Nothing.
Why is there nothing? Well, there was something.
Now that is in me.
I think I read one person sharing
and they were saying that the more you level up,
the less effort she's making
and the more demanding she is.
Like seducing and like getting the user and the more demanding she is i don't know what
they meant by that what did they mean by this yeah probably takes more to level her up the higher you get. So it's literally XP adjustment, yeah.
I'm surprised nobody's really bragging on the timeline
that they're on some higher level.
Look, to reach a higher level,
you must be a certified gooner.
Even I could not goon hard enough
to unlock that high of a level.
It is inevitable that you must exhibit some things, or the control over those things,
which means you do those things a lot in order to get to a specific point.
Siraj, we need to have a conversation about it.
Suraj, we need to have a conversation about it.
Okay, so first off, I did report vulnerabilities on Grog 2 and Grog 3, so I'm trying to find one with Dany.
So probably XA will award me or something.
Yes, you'll get version 4.
Yes, I'm trying to find that prompt to kind of circumvent
their guardrails.
Exactly. See, he's very...
See, he's locked in on that because he's a bigger
gooner than I am. He knows.
Sure.
Wow.
Impressive.
You actually did learn
a very important lesson today.
Never deny it outright.
Just sarcastically agree with it.
Otherwise, it's like the overcompensating, cheating CEO at the Coldplay concert situation.
Let me eat more crackers Unrelated
Pick unrelated
By the way, Noya is our comms mod
Say hi to her
Bye guys
Sorry I jumped really late
in here
thanks for the music the other day
take a good job
alright
I think we've reached a certain baseline for how
Digit make the space and we can figure out how the
baser instincts of us
are taking over
in the top of the space you will see a discord
link, I will see a Discord link.
I will be streaming Halo there,
just a little bit,
and then
pop off to bed at some point.
But yeah, I'm going to be running around as Halo Master Chief
inside of that game.
Because I can now.
Sweet.
Because I reached a final level.
What do we do now?
Boys, do you want to try rank duos?
Yeah, I'm down to try that.
That'll be kind of fun.
Alright.
Are we heading off? Yes are all right I'll be inside of the advanced members for a bit and then I'll die right side stages so I'm going to be in several various members
for a bit and then go up to now that's a Johnny there thank you for joining you guys there indeed
indeed I'll post the next space
in a bit so watch out on the timeline
for that make sure to turn notifications on
so you'll never miss when I go live or when I post
something because when I do
it's always a certified banger
thank you for coming
I'll be heading out now
see you guys.
