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The Conversation
Recorded: July 20, 2025 Duration: 2:51:04Space Recording
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In a lively discussion, participants explored the recent launch of a new crypto project, highlighting its positive growth and user engagement. They also touched on emerging trends in consumer awareness regarding environmental issues and health, alongside strategic partnerships that could enhance community interaction.
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Thank you. Thank you. Yo.
Yo, yo.
Okay.
Works perfectly.
Nice.
A lot of interesting things happening.
It's what now?
It's been like a week since the launch of the order?
Like the proper launch of the order, has it?
Yeah, yeah.
About a week, yeah.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Going pretty strong. Our server is
it has a lot of activity
in it, which is really fucking awesome.
I enjoy that. We had a bit of a subscriber space
not too long ago as well, which I
believe since a lot of you are subscribed,
been able to tune into.
So that was pretty fun. I've also been doing
a lot of Halo streams in there. We may actually do
an X stream as well as a one in the server,
but we're still going to have the spaces Q&A after this.
The space will be running for, I think, three hours today,
and then we'll bring it over to do some QA in there
and just do various other things as well.
So yeah, because we have more of an ability over that.
Also, an interesting thing that has happened is for about a day now,
my DMs are completely bricked. So literally nobody can send me anything like they
can send, but I can't see it. That is a major fucking issue. And I don't like that. I really
hate it. And it appears that other people are having a similar problem as well. So I'm not
sure when exactly this will be resolved. I also posted about it. But yeah, literally my DMs haven't
been refreshing and it's only on this account for about a day now, so I am, you could say maximally pissed off about that, I really am,
so I'm just like, you know, I'm saying that that's a bit of a problem, the only other way to get
contact would be via xchat, which is the other thing, like, that works, which is funny, like,
that's the only thing that works, but almost nobody uses xchat, because it's not integrated
into the app in the same way that DMs are, right?
Like, it's just a separate thing that exists in, like, your profile there somewhere,
and you could probably put it as part of the bar and, like, maybe replace the actual DMs thing,
but how many people are actually willing to use XChat over, like, the, you know,
current existing chat that they have, and besides, you know, people who are unverified verified they can't really use it as well so it's like okay well you're cooked so yeah
fascinating situation all things considered yeah a lot of fun stuff is happening the post about
plastic lining in cans is coming back as i'm pretty sure you've noticed i think it's really
fucking funny that you know one guy makes a viral thing on the internet about,
oh my god, the cans contain plastic.
I'm like, yeah, I've been saying that for a while now,
so much so that I actually had to make a post about it
earlier this year.
And everybody's kind of waking up to it going, oh my god,
there's fucking plastic and all that shit.
I'm like, yes, glass is the way to go.
It's not like I've been saying that shit for years,
which is exactly what I've been fucking saying for years.
To the best of my knowledge, that is the 17th time that video has gone.
I know, right? It's crazy.
He doesn't even make a new video. He just reshoots it in a different direction, so it looks a little bit different.
But no, that same video has been going around since, I don't know, at least 2014.
Yeah, exactly.
Of course, who else...
I'm just amazed it comes back up every time.
Yeah.
I mean, who else but our favorite AI slop maximizer
than Levels.io, who's reposting that shit
and be like, oh yeah, we got that shit in.
I'm like, okay, so you're worried about
the stuff that comes out of plastics.
One of the main concerns for stuff that comes out of
plastic, the stuff that leeches, is
endocrine disruptors.
Right?
Hey, um, I just kind of
want a shot in the dark here,
but isn't that the same fucking retard who decided
to buy a fucking rice cooker
with a pot inside of it that is lined
in non-stick material
that is world famous for leaching
endocrine disruptors when heated up i don't know man but i feel like maybe maybe you know like
some people really don't know what the fuck they're talking about their priorities are all wrong
it's like the fucking environmentalist health person's like
i'm gonna go vegan and i'm gonna be super super healthy and like you do realize that all the
fucking soy is like still there's a lot of poison in there because most of it's from china and they
don't have the same regulations that you have which says something and um you also know that
the stuff you're drinking out of the tap water also has a lot of the shit in there a lot of the
pollutants that you're trying to remedy via you know a lot of the tap water also has a lot of the shit in there, a lot of the pollutants that you're trying to remedy via, you know,
a lot of weird medication, and also you realize
that a lot of the stuff that is in birth
control pills, specifically hormonal birth control
pills, is still in your water supply because it's not
like the treatment
doesn't remove it. The water treatment
doesn't actually remove that. So you're being
literally showered
estrogen.
I mean, they don't
add more, though. That's not really
how that works. I don't understand your
complaint there.
It doesn't get filtered out. You have
pig estrogen over you
too, so that's fun.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
100%.
That's not anything that one can make
an argument against it's also not what i'm saying i'm still saying that it's there though and that
that it is causing problems and it's not all of the things that are causing problems that's not
that's not the singular issue there's so many other things that act in conjunction together
to cause the massive issues that we see today which is why i um i decided to make that funny
post on the alt where i I was like, hey,
let's reverse the atrazine meta and shower the bros and testosterone.
Yeah, I love that one.
And like, that's a thing you post on the alt, and then people go like, oh, you post the
crazy things on the alt, but I'm like, I'm going to start sphere posting on main by saying,
yeah, go outside and sun your balls.
People are doing it too.
Which, by the way,
I have been doing. It's pretty good.
Nice, nice.
I still haven't tried. I'm going to try one day.
I have been sunning my balls in the sun. It's pretty good.
The hard part
about that is finding a place to do it
where no one's going to run into you.
Yeah.
Or just make good friends with your neighbors.
I mean, look, you can tell, you can kind of, like, you know, pick out a spot.
And be like, hey, man, so this is my own private domicile.
Bitch.
You know, like, in Breaking Bad, it's like, you know, this is my private domicile.
No, no, if you don't get the reference, don't worry about it.
But no, like, you say, hey, this is my private domicile.
From this period to this period, if you look there, it's your fault.
I don't want you to look there. You can if you want to this period, if you look there, it's your fault. I don't want
you to look there. You can if you want to. I can't stop you from doing it. But I would advise for your
own personal mental health, you probably ought not to do that. Just saying, okay? I raised the fences
a little bit. You shouldn't be able to see it. But if you do see something, that's on you. It's my
private property. I can do what I want. So with that in mind, then I will still
go outside and sun my balls. And if the curious neighbor decides to look through the fence and
sees me in that position, the fuck do I care? You're the one who's seeing my balls. It's not
like I'm seeing yours. Like, I don't get the problem. I don't get the concern. It's like,
bro, okay. You know, so if you have that kind of like situation going on for yourself and the fucking neighbor is like, you know, pissed about the fact that he saw your spheres, I don't get the concern. It's like, bro, okay, you know, so if you have that kind of, like, situation going on for yourself, and the fucking neighbor is, like,
you know, pissed about the fact that he saw your
spheres, I'm like, well, you shouldn't
have looked through the fucking fence. It's there
for reasons, it's there for privacy. And if you don't
respect privacy, you clearly don't respect yourself.
Because you're the one who saw
my balls.
Good point.
There are reasons why I don't live in cities.
Like, what are they gonna do?
Like, you know, put you on for indecent exposure?
I'm like, I don't know, should I put you on for invasion of privacy?
You're the one who peeked through the fence.
How do you know I was sphere maxing?
How do you know that shit?
I made the fence higher.
How did you do that?
You clearly wanted to see something.
You just got more of the package than you initially bargained with.
So it's like, okay, you know.
The indecency drone spotted you.
Yeah, the drone that was not supposed
to fly over my thing spotted my balls.
Sure.
You know, I have to time...
I have to do this, though.
I have to time the arrival of the satellite next time
so that I can lay out when Google's taking pictures
and so my naked-ass self is going to be on there,
full pixelation, max. We're going to do that shit. That's kind of tricky. That's naked-ass self is going to be on there, full pixelation, max.
We're going to do that shit.
That's kind of tricky.
That's the first thing I'm going to do. I'm going to figure it out.
They have, like, I think 48 imaging satellites, and they're not all running at all the time,
so you have to figure out when it's over and when it's on.
I don't think Google says when they're on, which is the problem.
All right, so guys. I'm just think Google says when they're on, which is the problem. Alright, so
guys, anybody
here who knows somebody
who works at Google or who may work at Google,
can you give me a tip for when
not your satellites will or will
not be scanning a certain region of
the planet?
I want to do
something for scientific
purposes.
I want to hold up a huge sign
that says, Hi, Mom.
Science, bitch.
Hi, Mom.
Yeah, no, you can just paint that shit
on your roof.
That's less fun, though.
Leave it there for like a year.
Have you seen the
things of the dudes who planted different colored trees that say different things out in the middle of nowhere in Nebraska and stuff?
Of course it's Nebraska. It's always Nebraska, dude.
There's one of those on an island outside Montreal.
Outside of Montreal, there's this little tiny island that has that,
but it's so old that the trees have just kind of spread out to be different.
So you can tell it used to say something,
but now it just kind of looks like
fucked up trees.
Fucked up trees.
Wow.
I've always kind of wanted to
just make a crop circle and
pull a little psyop and get everyone all freaked out you've never made a cop circle it's a lot of
fun no not yet hey um what the hell else am i supposed to do roll can you draw seven
seven concentric circles and triangles by any chance? Just asking for a friend?
Probably not at the quality that you need.
Nah.
Like, imagine if that is a crop circle somewhere and somebody takes a picture of this and they see where it's from,
they go, what the fuck?
I don't know, totally coincidence, man.
It's not my fault that the aliens think we're cool.
Yeah, like, getting good circles is kind of tricky
because you can't actually get your own aerial view you might now if i had a drone last time i
did it i was like 14 so i could give it a go you know it would definitely work totally don't do it
but you could do it if you wanted to yeah especially this year we went from soybeans near me to corn
so i'm actually in the cornlands this time.
You know, what you could do, you could actually make it a lot easier for coordination.
What you can do, I'm not saying you should do it, but you definitely could if you wanted to,
was if you took a drone and put a spinny mirror thing at the bottom of it
and pointed a laser at the mirror thing.
And then what could happen is you could literally have
a circle, a laser circle,
and then you could just basically
lift the drone up or lift it down
to basically adjust for the size of the circles,
and if you do that shit at night,
there's no way you'll miss it.
Yeah, but there's also very little chance
someone wouldn't notice.
Why is the corn red? Don't worry about it.
I mean, it's not going to be that bright.
You have a little drone that's just flying up there like that,
and you can barely fucking hear it.
There's nobody that directly lives right next to it either.
I don't know.
Normally the benefit is that the corn is tall enough to hide you,
so people can't see you.
Okay.
Normally, to make a circle, you just hammer down a board with some string in it,
and you just kind of push everything down along the string, and then you move the string around.
Yeah, sure.
Alright, so here's what we're going to do.
Chad, you're going to have to fund a lot of water supply and corn and a bunch of
people who can like grow that shit as well.
can you come up with property?
I want you to like go on the news one day and say,
I'm creating this crop plantation here in the South because I want to attract
aliens.
And then you make your own crop circles.
And then you,
you,
you take a photograph of this and be like,
wow,
I woke up this morning and I saw this amazing sign in my field.
And later when people ask you, like, hey, did you make that?
You can simply say yes.
Like, well, why did you tell us it was aliens?
It's like, I never said it was.
It was Adrian.
I never said it was aliens.
I never said it at all.
For the sign up, I don't think you want people to know
that it's coming, because it's like way
more believable if it
just suddenly happens out of nowhere.
No, no, no. Absolutely not.
No, no. Everybody has goldfish memory.
It doesn't matter. You could literally just do things.
Like, what do you mean?
It's true.
Everyone seems to forget about everything.
You can literally do it and be like
hey I am planting
you can go on the TV and be like
so I have planted
200 acres of corn
because I want to attract aliens
and just like
have that posted
we can
rope it off and charge hippies 200 bucks
a pop to go meditate in the middle of it.
Exactly, that's what I'm fucking saying.
That's what I'm fucking saying.
Totally down.
That's what I'm fucking saying.
Yeah, we got Isabelle over here, the fucking valley girl.
She can just get a whole bunch of dumbasses together.
It'll happen.
It's an amazing thing.
Just tell me when and where, and we'll come across the crop circles.
Exactly.
By the way, it goes without saying, I am not trolling, I'm actually serious about this.
If somebody could make, like, if somebody could plant a big field of corn,
and put the symbol in the center of it,
yeah, if it's your corn, who's going to complain?
I mean, you're the one who destroyed your own crop it's not like somebody's gonna mind like okay all right so like a half mile from my house
in georgia where i'm at right now there's like i don't know 100 acres i could definitely buy a few
acres uh tomorrow are you serious just already corned up like it's already got 10 foot corn on it
chad let me know how about you make it easier for yourself how about you make it easier for
yourself and you go to the guy and say look i have a thing i will buy the entire value
of the crop on this field which is probably costs less than the field itself obviously right
because i want to draw a bunch of circles on it.
What do you think the chances that Burl will say, yeah, sure, man?
100%, because he's a Georgian.
That's what I'm saying.
So are you actually serious about this, or are you also trolling?
Because I'm not trolling, I'm actually serious.
No, I mean, listen, it could be done for a few thousand bucks, I bet.
Should we do it?
We can also get microwaves.
Yeah, plates that are aren't too much.
We can microwave the ground so it has this radiation effect.
I don't think that part is the thing that's really doable.
I mean, it's doable, but it's really dangerous and probably will set off a lot of alarms in places.
Like, you have to understand that if you output a ton of RF anything,
the government's going to be like,
So, you lit up the entire neighborhood like a fucking torch.
Mind explaining to me what the fuck that was, bro?
On Mythbusters, they just use microwaves from people's kitchens.
I mean, that's going to be a lot of microwaving that you'll have to do to those plants.
Besides, we all know what the crop circles look like.
They have to be pressed down.
You press it down first, and then you kind of do that so it has this burnt...
Oh, okay, so Thor ragnarok that shit
gotcha it's like you do two laps i'm i'm 100 serious by the way you see the logo in the
community right like you i'm i'm actually serious are you guys willing to do that like
truly honest question i yeah i'll have a discussion with the guy that owns the land i know his son
all right cool um who's really who's good at drawing pretty good circles and triangles
on corn who knows how to do that on corn i've got it uh israel you can do it vera you want to you want to be flown out for a little experiment can you do it i'm happy to be flown out for a little experiment? Can you do it? I'm happy to be flown out somewhere.
Yeah.
Alright, they're going to be pretty sizable, I think,
but it's a relatively simple task.
Yeah, it's not that hard to make corn circles.
You just need some rebar and some wood.
Okay, so are we actually doing this?
Hey, what, I'm going to take some pictures in the morning,
and I'll tag you guys. I can going to take some pictures in the morning.
I can think of worse ways to spend a week.
Alright, let's fucking do it.
Let's make crop circles!
That's actually good.
We'll document it on the internet and it will be a whole thing.
Fuck it, let's do it.
Let's make crop circles, gentlemen.
Crop circles for the noetic order.
Let's do that shit.
Chad, you can hit me up on Signal once you got life results
and we'll organize things
or on Discord as well
speaking of Discord by the way
I would like to draw everybody's attention
to the post that is pinned at the top of the space
in that post
there is a link to join my Discord server
it's a pretty interesting app
basically I use it to stream
and I also like,
you know, answer questions on there as much as possible. I'm very available there, and since my
DMs have been nuked for the time being, I really can't respond to a lot of people, so joining there
is the best course of action, right? Make sure also not to spam anything. If you try to do NFT
stuff, you'll just like instantly get completely rugged from the server indefinitely.
So it is your best course of action and in your own best interest to not do that.
So just like that as a bit of a declaration there for you.
But yeah, if you want to like hang out, I occasionally also drop into the voice chats there a lot more frequently than I do spaces because it's easier and more convenient.
more frequently than I do spaces because it's easier and more convenient and doesn't set off
alarm bells everywhere as soon as I go because if I go into a space somewhere it sets off alarm
bells everywhere whereas if I... yeah hang on a second I have to review the... yeah something's
going on here. Well yeah obviously yeah just resolve. A bunch of people yeah. Yeah resolve resolve.
Yeah, resolve, resolve.
Okay.
Okay.
Monitoring.
Yeah, our guy Ray, who's
the one who made that post, he's the guy who's
monitoring the situation with the Discord server.
So yeah, we're trying to get the Discord server up to
1,000 members so we can, like, you know,
breach the echo chamber inside
of Discord itself so we can get more people from that platform and kind of merge what is the x community
of the noetic order and the server itself we want to like create an intersect between the two is
also kind of part of the thing that i explained like a week ago where i said hey um you know we
have a politics problem and we kind of want to solve the politics problem and because sometimes
people see it as political to have an x account why don't we just you know have a platform so we can serve everybody
and perhaps maybe one day convince them to come to x as well but for now we kind of have this um
this twin planet thing where there's two planets both of which are really nice to live on by the
way um but they're like they're kind of orbiting each other and it's a cool thing and we just kind
of like go backwards and forwards sometimes so I can check things out
and have a bit of fun.
So that's the Discord server. Make sure to please join that.
And yeah, epic.
And apparently I guess...
The Discord server is your moon. It's your orb.
It's your orb, yes. It's orbs.
I'm actually going to have to tone down the orb posting
a little bit because our dear friend Molson told me
that the Chinese don't like orbs and don't like wizards.
What? Yeah, it's a whole thing. You gotta like look into that. It has
deeper meanings for them. I will still be sphere posting occasionally, of course.
I can't resist. I can't resist talking about orbs. It's a bit of a thing. But
yeah, there has to be a certain type of declaration that needs to be
made around whatever sphere posting is and what it entails. So, yeah, a lot of fun stuff, a lot of fun stuff.
Also, for those who would like to probably support my thing and my mission
and what we're doing here, even as a team as well,
then consider subscribing to the server as well,
because there's a thing that's called server subscription.
You're going to roll with that, get higher levels of access,
especially when I'm streaming.
So, yeah.
You just get priority support for everything, basically.
I also do a lot of streaming just for that group.
Exactly.
So, yeah.
If you want our attention, you will have our attention,
because we keep going in there, so it's like I primarily hang around in the...
Because you get access to an advanced member's text chat and an advanced member's voice chat, and I will drop into those places very frequently.
I just do that daily, even. Like, I show up there more than I do for Spaces a lot of the time, so...
Yeah. Somebody like, prompting Grok, if i am elon musk obviously i'm not
oh it's hilarious the answer is even citing the fucking article bruh that is fucking hilarious
the ai is like simultaneously fucking me and blessing me i think that's hilarious
it's pretty good pretty cool so yeah epic stuff nice yeah grok was freaking you up yesterday for remember people were like uh searching about
how to grow your x account and it was like suggesting adrian ditman it's like okay like
that was interesting it was very surprising that the bot actually included me for that i thought
i was like that is interesting because that person literally joined in there was like i wasn't
familiar with any of you i'm like how do you mean how did you join the server then grok told me to i'm like what i was like well that's
a first so thanks thanks thanks robot you're awesome
delicious i'm drinking a bit of raw milk now as well raw milk i was gonna say that's some raw
milk it's like we have a bit of a dichotomy here to have a bit of a dichotomy to isabel
to isabel she drinks a ton of cane juice um and it's it's funny like and he just munches on cane
like really i mean i could if i wanted to i don't do it as much because it's not really that good for me.
I don't consume that much sugar, although
I am starting to crave the cane.
I may occasionally, like,
steal one or two from the neighbours.
It's just, like,
one cane. They're not going to miss it. They have tons of it.
It's not like it's actually... And look,
it's subsidized by the government.
Okay? So,
that means my taxes.
Right?
So fair. Fair is fair. I don't make
noise about what that is, and how to
stop it from happening, and I get
my cane, and that's the end of that discussion.
Like,
simple ass, right?
So you want to be caned, is what you're saying.
Be caned? What?
That sounds like a biblical reference.
I would love to be caned.
I'm sorry, what?
An American got caned in the Philippines back in the late 80s, early 90s, man.
He got like seven lashes.
It's pretty bad.
Well, that's what that means.
Okay.
That makes it so much more haunting
that Isabel said she would like to get
caned.
Damn.
That's all you're talking about.
Damn.
I wasn't familiar
with your game.
Someone caned me.
That is so horrifying.
We can get caned in the cornfield With the crop circles
Damn
We're gonna attract a certain crowd this way
And I'm all for it
Oh my god that's a deep cut
I'm not gonna elaborate what that's supposed to mean
Oh my god
That's a deep cut. Wow.
We were just bonding over
Kane and Romel.
And now Vera's talking about the alternative
crops. Hey, Picard, this is
the thing where your robots come in, remember?
Oh, true, true.
No, Vera'll just be there
recruiting people to join their coal.
I'm good at that.
But no, seriously, I think we're actually going to
do this. We're actually going to have
going to do the...
Yeah, I'm down.
That would be great if we could do that.
And then post about the crop circles.
Yeah, yeah.
At no point should we say that aliens
did it. At no point will we say that.
We will just simply say they exist and that's it.
It's like, hey, cool, check this out.
Really.
Wow.
Real thing.
Like even have a plane fly over it and everything, I guess.
You know?
Get little air shots.
You see, naturally it's going to get a lot of publicity
if you don't advertise that you're
doing it and we're not going to advertise that we're doing it we're just going to talk about
doing it which we're doing right here because we have to declare that that's the thing that
we're doing and we're definitely going to do it and you could make a documentary of you doing it
and so then like once everyone's all hyped up be like haha gotcha exactly yeah yeah so we'll
have everything documented we'll have everything declared then this space will be the genesis point
where we like spoke about this and it's like yes this is where it started
also for any future osha or whoever agents listening to this we will not be caning people
don't worry about it don't worry we're not worry. We're not savages. We're not savages. We civilize differently.
Fuck.
We might drink cane juice,
but there will not be caning.
Yeah, that's right.
The judges and the
prosecutors were in this place for my friends,
so I think we're okay.
Alright. Fair enough. Good.
So yeah, we're going to buy the crop of some
dude's field, and then we're
going to just draw circles on it, and you can keep what's left.
Everybody
wins.
The best part is, bro is actually not
losing anything. He would technically be getting
paid twice, because if we're
paying for, like, you know,
using a sizable amount
of his crop, bro
would just be getting a lower yield when harvesting it,
but would also be paid for the yield that he gets.
So bro would be paid like twice.
So he'd definitely be down for it.
That's a sales point.
We get our entertainment and he gets his yield.
Everybody wins.
And he will probably end up charging a mission to this thing.
Absolutely. Absolutely.
Absolutely.
We may have to like
bargain based on how much
corn we actually would technically
be affecting
with this because I'm pretty sure
the yield's quite high.
But I'll chat.
I'll leave it up to your good judgment.
It's not like they
calculate for
sub-acre as well.
It's like, I'll just buy acre.
Yeah, so it's like by however much.
We'd have to kind of calculate that.
You know, like how thick...
How high would one need to be up
in order to see the structure?
And like, hmm.
Like how big would it need to be for the structure to be clearly visible?
That's the question.
Because you're dealing with circles, right?
Actual circles.
I'm sure you could just look at like previous crop circles.
You could get a drone.
Like crop circles that people have done and kind of gauge it there.
Cause the rows are going to be the same distance regardless of whether it's, you know, in Montana or, you know, Idaho or, you know.
Well, yeah, of course.
I'm just like saying like, what size are we talking about?
Because we'd have to also be cognizant of the physical abilities of our people that are
going to be going down there to do the circling of our hippies i don't think the hippies are going
to be be doing much of the circling because if they're hippies they're going to be high and
they're not going to draw straight circles that's a problem those circles need to be concentric
those circles need to work and if they don't they have a a problem. No, Vera will build the circles,
and then us hippies will photograph and document the circles.
Yes.
You probably wouldn't have to worry that much about, like, labor,
because when you go look at, like, the Old South,
a good slave would pick two and a half acres of cotton a day.
What's this logic?
Brock says 15 meters, like, wide, I guess. But, like, if someone can pick that much in a day. Rock says 15 meters
wide, I guess.
If someone can pick that much in a day,
you can do that much effort
in a day also.
Let's remind us the
caning.
The caning.
I don't know. I'm not into that stuff.
Blast, how...
Why did you say it needed to be?
It's giving me a bunch of different ones.
Like, a bunch of them are between, like, 50 and 100 meters to be detectable by satellites.
So, I guess it's, like, total width, total height.
Bro, that's...
100 meters is a lot.
Yes.
That's what I was saying.
We probably want to do maybe half that.
So it depends on how much visibility act we need.
What kind of height was...
I think that's based on...
So there's a few factors, right?
It needs to be...
The structure needs to be sized enough
that you can still see it at a certain angle
and that it doesn't completely fall off
at a certain height either.
But also doesn't increase.
So also if you're like increasing size,
what will happen is
you will then need to deal with precision drop-off, right?
Like the larger the circle,
the more complex the actions you'll have to take
to preserve the precision of each circle, the more complex the actions you'll have to take to preserve
the precision of
each circle, right?
Because you also have to consider that the outer circle,
the seventh one, is going to be larger
than the inner circle.
Or rather, the inner circles, right?
Even though they'd still be the same density,
or width, rather.
I think corn probably isn't ideal either.
I think probably something like wheat or something similar.
Wheat circles.
Yeah, because the way that you make the circle is you drive a stake into the center,
you attach a rope to it,
and then you have a board that's attached to that rope,
and then you just tamp down the wheat or whatever, the alfalfa.
But if you have 10-foot-tall corn, it makes it kind of difficult.
He's right.
But we have GPS.
It's true, but again, you have to consider the labor effort, right?
Like, who's willing to put in that much amount of work?
I thought that's why Vera was coming.
You can't just make him do everything.
Vera's willing to put in the work.
You can't just cane him
with this. No. That's not fair.
Just make the giant do
everything. it's fine
to me the biggest difficulty is making non-filled circles because it's easy to make the filled
circles because you just kind of go in a circle and you just it gets bigger as you go down it's
really easy to follow but if you want shapes without something inside, that's
when it becomes tricky.
Yeah, so what I think we should
do is we should be doing wheat.
Wheat is not too high,
which means it wouldn't be too
tricky to do the non-filled circles,
I think, right? Because you could still have it
develop at a certain height, right?
We should do that at the end of summer also,
so it's all like dry out.
Exactly, right.
Probably less expensive, too.
Yes.
See, if I'm looking at the circles here,
they're actually quite big,
and the pathways that exist between each one of them,
that's manageable.
Where does wheat grow in the United States?
I don't know.
Do you happen to know anybody down there
or wherever you're at you can talk to
who has a bunch of wheat that they would like to part with?
Nah, it ain't in the south.
Fuck.
I can get us some linge in Alabama.
Primarily in the north
part of the middle of the United States.
Hey, that would be pretty legendary it's like yeah we'll make the we'll make the wheat the the crop circle in wheat because that's the that's the chosen thing to do it's easiest to do and
has the most upside um and then we'll have like the rewarders be included in the final documentary
that we'll be making of it and have this
big group photo of the
circle makers.
That's sweet.
Tell them you'll be posted all over the internet for this. You'll be remembered as
legends. That's a reward.
Are you willing to
fight for coin
or are you willing to fight
for legend?
You know, you want to be included in the public record for all of eternity,
and literally make a mark on this world,
then you will be able to do that via this thing.
100%. You know it would be wild if, like, two men in black suits showed up
and, like, paid the farmer, like, 200 grand to just plow it under hey man
we start our business ripping off the government with crop circles
i doubt i doubt that's like in this case what's actually hilarious is
if we actually happen to be doing this and the, like, if there were any truth whatsoever to, like, aliens making crop circles, then in a sense, hypothetically, a government would actually, like, we'd be working in the interest of obscuring such a probable fact, wouldn't it be? Because if we make a documentary about how easy it is
to make crop circles
based on our thing, then
if, not saying that it is,
if it would be real, it would actually be in the favor.
So I don't think any government would stop us
actually.
No, they would
like, they would support us.
They're actually crop triangles.
Honestly, they would fly us off.
And the obfuscation is that they're circles.
Yes.
But we're going to do circles and triangles.
So it's like we have the crop circles
and we have the crop triangles, so we get both of them
at the same time. Hybridized.
Wow.
We're going to do it anyway.
Amazing.
We're going to do it regardless of government sponsorship.
Yes.
I don't think the government's going to sponsor it.
I think they're just going to be there and go,
you're doing it anyways.
I don't think anybody cares.
It's going to be sponsored by Chad.
We're going to have to get
Coinbase to sponsor it.
It's sponsored be like,
it's sponsored by chat and he gets to like advertise
his business, you know? Like everybody
was there and everybody had their like thing.
So it'd be a massive advertising
business and the
slogan
for the whole thing
is just, you can in fact just do things.
And like you finish every
sentence that you have like you know but like hey you're selling cars for instance and go like hey
you know we did this we did that and you can buy this car you can in fact just do things
i don't know that sounds like a great sales point to be honest so yeah we should we should get that
so when are we doing this?
Like early September?
I'm not sure, actually.
I would love to come down for that,
but the US is going through its empire phase,
so it's really not going to work for me.
I know, it's hard for you.
Oh, Drowsy, welcome.
We've got people from the Magic Numbers Company.
Magic Numbers.
So like, hi.
We've got more arms here.
What do you think about us manufacturing
big circles and triangles in the middle of a crop field?
What do you think about that?
Well, you've got to check underneath
and make sure that there aren't already
triangles and circles
built by the ancient Mayans.
Yeah.
Since it seems the entire continental U.S. is covered in either ancient Indian or what's
the name of that old civilization that we completely wiped the history of?
The Tartars?
Yeah, yeah, that thing, yeah.
Yeah, Tartarian.
There's Tartarian circles and triangles all the way down to the bottom of the mantle of the Earth.
Exactly, everybody talks about the inscribed triangles
because of the Tartarian Empire
because they think that the lizard people built everything
and then we took it from them
and now they're pissed that the lizard people are back.
I'm like, your logic is flawed.
You say that the lizard people are your enemies,
but you're also saying that you're the enemies of the lizard people.
I'm like, make up your mind.
Well, that's why we're, you know, the orb company is bringing back Tartaria.
We're basically doing like a kind of like eugenic cultural infusion where we can actually
like revive a dead race.
It's kind of like the forerunners in Halo, where if we can like teach you how to like
mine triangles and orbs again, we can actually bring back the Tartarian
civilization.
Yeah, exactly.
What's been going on, guys? I haven't been
on X that much
for the past month.
Has anything happened? No, nothing has really
happened, to be honest.
Everything's just kind of
happened. 2025 has been
really slow. I will say something
happened in that nothing ever
happened, and that was that the list
apparently doesn't exist, and nothing ever
happened. Oh, yeah, right. Everybody
found out that it doesn't exist. Yeah, so I'm like, so what are they
going to do? Are they going to release Ghislaine Maxwell now?
Like, what's going to happen?
Yeah, Epstein killed himself for no reason. Exactly, isn't that weird?
Yeah, well, I was on this a few months ago
Epstein didn't exist
so the list doesn't exist
see personally I'm kind of on the fence
of the existence of a list
because most successful criminals
don't generally write things down
yeah they do if they're accountants
that's why accountants.
Well, that's why accountants make bad criminals.
This guy, he has his island and everybody,
all the people you hate hung out
with him and had sex with kids with him.
Yeah, he exists.
He escaped Argentina.
Goddamn.
I'm pretty sure he was him and him and Biden were the two first AI generated characters.
Exactly.
They're like the AI agents.
We're like, we had agents this whole time.
They're like the Optimus robot crossover.
It's like the pre-mine.
Yeah, it's like the that game. What is it, Dating Sim, like the Dating Sim Generator.
It's like, he was like the rich guy dating simulator for like rich scientists and people
who wanted to be invited to like hang out and do cool, like hang out with cool people.
So he was like the first AI, like LLM they generated to hang out with Neil deGrasse Tyson.
But he didn't actually exist. He was just
rendered by NVIDIA.
Wow. Wow, that's
amazing. He was just rendered by NVIDIA.
Yeah, I don't know. So that's all that happened,
is the Epstein thing, and
do people hate Trump now?
Mm-hmm.
Yep, the MAGA
movement is returning back to the underling that it was before
because like so all the centrists are like yeah now fuck y'all guys you're you're actually a cult
i'm out now the cult accusations are starting again it's funny at least we've got cane sugar
back in coca-cola yeah i heard that was good i heard that I heard that Coca-Cola came out and said that they had made
no plans to do that.
I mean... Really?
Look, I'm gonna
say this right now because I'm
just gonna because it's true, but
everybody needs to start Jumaxing.
Let me explain.
Every time
there's Passover,
you want your Coke
with fucking actual sugar in it?
Buy the Passover Coke.
Go to a Jewish store, give them business,
and buy the Passover Coke.
There is actual cane sugar in there,
and it comes with a yellow lid.
I don't understand why people don't just go to Jewish stores
to buy stuff.
They actually have really good stuff there.
I don't understand what's wrong with people.
Yeah, when you go to the doctor, you can say,
give me the Passover vaccine, and it has real sugar.
That's horrifying.
Are beets not kosher?
What the hell is up with this?
I don't know.
I've always gone to those types of stores.
I know that I'm not going to die if I eat something from there.
I've been to a lot of weird places in the world,
and so I go to stores where it's like that.
Does anyone know, does a Tesla have a Shabbos mode?
I don't think so.
Self-driving, I guess?
I mean, maybe it does, because if the robot's driving you, are you driving?
I don't think you're allowed to use technology.
Tesla AI is the new Shabbos goy.
That would work, actually.
You'd have the...
I mean, using technology implies that you actively activated the thing.
So if you had something autonomously bring you the thing, you'd just so happen to be there.
autonomously bring you the thing you just so happen to be there it doesn't actually count
It doesn't actually count, I think.
i think how much of the tesla self-driving feature is uh like locally run uh on the hardware and how
much of it is uh you know as part of like i don't know if it's a render farm or like some like data
processing externally how much absolutely none is done externally it's all locally okay is it
possible to um bring in like to tap into into the feed of, like, the cameras?
Because I've been thinking about part of, like, being away is I've been working on, like, a movie script.
And one thing I was thinking was, like, could it be shot entirely using, like, Tesla, like, self-driving camera?
Like, if you composite the camera angles and, like, you know, the thing that it uses to build the point cloud,
could you actually just, like, tap into that into that and like use that to create like visuals
i don't think so because the thing that actually manufactures the point cloud is different than
from the thing that actually captures the data that's turned into the point cloud
like it's not just it's not actually is it it's not all optical it's also like is it light no
it's just cameras yeah that, that's what I thought.
That's why I was thinking like, damn, you know,
like I kind of like that, but it's all cameras.
So it's all cameras and they turn the most likely things
into like a visual point cloud.
That's how they deal with it.
I'm pretty sure there's LiDAR in it too.
I don't think so.
I know they have sensors.
I don't know why they'd have sensors without using them.
And they'd be much better than visual data for distance measuring.
Much less compute involved.
Yeah, but I think the sensors are for...
Wait, what did you say?
I think they got rid of the LiDAR.
They used to have it.
Yeah.
That's what I thought.
I don't think they used it anymore.
Yeah, I just think it's really cool that it's all um like lenses and and like image sensors and uh
like optical technology you know capturing it and like building like the thing so i was like
thinking you know could you use that to uh to actually like uh paint the scene or maybe like
render out a map uh you know for like a video game or something you know it would be cool if
you could like download download a map plow
from a frame generated by the Tesla.
But I'm just saying a bunch of nonsense right now.
You could use exterior tools,
so you could take captures from the cameras
and you could stitch that together yourself.
Yeah, that's probably what I'm going to do.
I'm going to try and make a whole movie
just using a Tesla.
Yeah, you could probably what I'm going to do. I'm going to try and make a whole movie just using a Tesla. Yeah, you could totally do that.
You'd have to do calibration and figure out what the focal length and everything is on the cameras, but totally possible.
You just have to figure out what kind of story could take place around the Tesla entirely.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah. story could take place around the Tesla entirely. So I need to find a
wrecked Tesla after you figure this out and
put those cameras on my Lamborghini and go for a ride
is what you're saying.
I'm pretty sure you can
just buy cameras
Yeah, but that don't sound nearly as fun
You just want people to take extra steps
Yeah
It's all good, you can afford to do that
Yeah, you would want
For a movie, you'd want cinema cameras
not whatever tesla's using yes i i looked up the lidar thing you're right teslas don't use lidars
but they're also significantly more likely to crash into shit than things that don't use lidar
so that's fun did you ever you ever watch the movie hardcore henry yeah yes that movie's amazing
yeah that movie that's like all gopros yeah
i was thinking about like um because there have also been movies that have been made entirely
with security cameras uh so i've been thinking about like uh like like dash cam like uh like
car camera footage and since these like self-driving cars make uh point clouds could you do
like a scanner darkly uh like waking life thing where you're actually like just using like the
point clouds
to render information around the car,
and then it's a car-centric heist thing, around?
You know what I mean?
Could be done.
I don't know.
Yeah, totally.
Yeah, they do that in the movies a lot
with multiple camera setups.
So they have witness cameras,
and you can create a point cloud So they have witness cameras and they have,
you can create a point cloud if you have multiple cameras
and you know the relationship of each camera to each other.
Yeah, I thought the most interesting thing in recent years
that was Disney's studio that uses the real-time capture
where it has rear projection.
Everything's a rendered environment around the actors.
And then as the camera moves, the rendered background
moves in the opposite direction.
I think that's actually a decent mix of practical
and computer-generated.
Yeah, totally.
You can do that on a smaller scale, too.
I mean, I think that's a very expensive setup they have.
But it's done in Unreal Engine.
Yeah.
So yeah.
Who is it?
Vive has like a Mars system for doing that.
Like HTC, like the VR company?
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, yeah.
To sync your camera to like a virtual environment.
Hmm. To sync your camera to like a virtual environment Hmm
Good old unreal engine it is used for a lot more than games
I think most people don't realize that like most movies involve some amount of the Unreal Engine these days,
just because it is so good at rendering backgrounds and shit.
Once you really look at a movie,
once you start familiarizing yourself with what Unreal Engine looks like,
there's a very specific vibe to it.
You can kind of see.
It's the same way that I can detect what is an
AI video, because everything has
a certain style to it. If you see, if you're exposed
enough to the consistency of
a certain thing, you just instantly get it.
When I look at a lot of modern day movies,
I can fucking tell it's just Unreal Engine.
I can tell which parts are real and which parts
aren't. It's really well hidden
though, because Unreal Engine is getting said that there's an interesting thing.
It's where, like, Unreal Engine is so good, it's so unreal, that you just don't notice it anymore.
And that's really fucking cool, right?
So look at The Mandalorian, look at all these, like, you know, look at all these types of movies, the new ones that came out.
Like, these are actually, you know, series.
This is a series, right?
So it's multiple episodes.
And normally, production for a series is horrible, right?
Because it's all chunked up, and your expenses are different,
and you're not allowed to have that much money,
but you have to output a ton of content, right?
Now, however, it's a lot easier,
and the quality, visual visual quality the writing quality
has gone down but the visual quality has gone up so that's because of unreal engine and because
of the thing that's called the volume uh that's that's used like a there's probably like um what
is that called the company's called ilm which does that, they basically cover an entire room in screens
and then basically
they have a practical set in the center
and they visualize the rest of the environment
on the screen, but because
it's technically a video game environment
that's 3D, what they can do is they can
link the camera's movement
to the
perspective in the game
environment,
and then are able to create this, like, perspective,
the simulated perspective so it doesn't look like a still image.
Right?
Because it has to be a still image.
Yeah, that's what I was bringing up.
It's, like, they basically have, like, sensors on the camera that act.
They, like, emulate the point.
Because when you're, like, actually using, like, Blender or Unreal,
you have, like, a camera point of view, and it has, like, a, you know,
a yaw, like a X point of view and it has like an you know a yaw like a x y and z axis and then they like map the camera to like do the inverse uh in terms
of like what is actually being projected on the screen and that is like a pretty um that's a
that's a decent innovation i actually i actually when i first heard about that i thought that
because i'm very cynical about a lot of like the the new technology they introduced into like
multimedia um but i thought that one was fairly interesting,
especially because like rear projection has like a very long legacy in Hollywood.
Like Hitchcock used it for like thematic effect.
Like the point of him using it would be to like make it seem unreal.
Like, you know, it would be like in Vertigo, he's driving around in the city
and instead of them like filming on location on the camera, like, it's, it's like purposely,
uh, like a projection of like the back of what a car would see out in the back, but it has like
this glow from being, uh, projected from like celluloid onto a screen. And it has like this,
uh, surreal, surreality to it. Um, like, so, so you can, you can get clever with that stuff.
And, um, and I do think also they're kind
of cheating because like for the mandalorian and star wars right they'll they they have this fetish
for um the aesthetic of the original trilogy and so they actually went and like got the original
optics like the the old anamorphic uh like panasonic panavision camera lenses um because
they're like optically imperfect right so they were made like in an era, uh, before computerized optics. Um, uh, they were like crafted by like artisans at Zeiss and other lens companies where it was
all, um, done on paper. And, uh, and then they, they created the glass based on like paper
schematics, but, uh, you know, in, in recent years, like lenses are computerized. So they'll
take like the old star Wars lenses to try and get like the, the optical quality of the like roll off on,
and the like halation characteristics of lenses from star Wars.
And they'll kind of like use that because the camera is capturing like
imperfect, you know, the optical imperfections of the lenses.
So when you have unreal projected on the background of the scenery,
but it's actually being captured optically you can kind of like soften the
background too, in ways, in a way that's like all done in camera.
So there's like actually like a decent,
from like a director of photography point of view,
like decent technique going on there
with the cinematics.
I think it would be interesting to experiment with like,
you know, since we have so much,
like the cost of LiDAR and visual technology has gone down to the point where you can capture high resolution point clouds.
And I think that there's probably a way to mix that with you can map the optical characteristics of like an old lens by taking.
I don't know what exactly they're called, but they're like calibration sheets that will like fill up the frame.
sheets that will like fill up the frame and you can see how much of like
distortion optical distortion is being caused on the edges how much of in
yetting how much of the sharpness fall off at a certain brightness range is
like imbued in the image by a lens you could like train a neural network on
different models of lenses to like transform visuals into, you know,
the optical characteristics of like that lens without actually using that lens.
And, you know,
you could use like a point cloud to create like a baseline image and then you
could, you know,
imprint the like optical characteristics of each lens by like, you know,
training a model like for, for, for each lens.
I think there's like definitely some experimentation to do in terms of like how much could you take home
and render on a Mac mini
instead of having to go to ILM and do it,
you know, with them.
Yeah.
Although I think with ILM,
it's like you still have to do the ILM method
with a lot of stuff
because at some point,
like the drawback with simulations
are that you need to have,
like reality is almost like infinite RAM
where it's like, I want to open up like, you know, 15 different Chrome tabs, but you can't have like reality is almost like infinite ram where it's like i i
want to open up like you know 15 different chrome tabs but you can't in fact just like write all
your shit down on a piece of paper and just like start layering out the pages on a desk and i'm
like oh wow i just realized i don't need a fucking i don't need a ton of compute to open 15 chrome
tabs i could just like you to put pages in reality moving them around as i want i have literally
infinite ram like as god intended okay it's Yeah. Yeah. There's fractal characteristics to lenses and, and, and optics and like, you know,
everything, you know, light characteristics of everything. Cause ultimately ILM is still using
what, like LEDs for everything. Right. So it's like, they're not even using like, like a actual
light. Everything is pulse width modulated, like no matter what you do. Um, so yeah, there is that aspect, but I think that, um, you know, there is also the, the angle of like,
what can you, cause I think the, I think the allure of, um, this kind of technology is like,
what could you wield like a paintbrush? Like what visual characteristics could you like
selectively choose to, you know, put here and there, like, uh, in, there. In old movies to create visual effects, they would do compositing in the frame.
On the XY axis of the screen, what can we cut here?
Can we use a split diopter on the lens to put the left side and the right side in focus?
You'd have one person who's close up two feet away from the lens, and then somebody who's
100 feet away, and you want both of them to be in like perfect focus like brian de palma would use
that technique a lot and um you know so there are all these like trickery and like like purposeful
manipulation of the image um for effect and i think that like there is a potential at least
to use this stuff for that purpose like to create mirages and to create like, um, like tricks basically.
Right. Right. Hollywood's like not playful enough. They keep, they keep like doing these stories that have to be told like, so by the book and so like literal, um, like, I don't know.
I haven't really seen anything interesting in a, in a long time. I don't know. I'm very,
I'm very cynical about it, but I do, I am less cynical when it comes to, like, what could
the, like, decrease
of the cost of the
technology surrounding it, like, as it
goes down, what could, like, the average person,
you know, like a Zoomer on TikTok, what could
they actually do if they were going, okay,
let's, like, seriously make, like, a real movie.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, if, actually,
how about this? If the zoomer tiktok person were to make a movie
would look like the new superman movie i've been like outraged by it for like years since it came
out it's just a complete piece of shit there's like no art to it there's no anything i think like
if the average tiktoker had like the resources to do these things that the movie would look just
like that like that's what it looked like but like what if they what if they because here's something that i've been i've been kind of
mulling over and i've been thinking about like maybe writing something about it but i'm not sure
how to put it into into proper words is like what you're what you're implying is like they would
take their idea of like a movie capital m movie and they would try and replicate the like platonic
idea of what they think a movie is and then they would end up making superman but what if they applied like tiktok technique because like tiktoks are so full of like this
crazy um like 20 frames per shot like intercutting and all this cool like uh vaudevillian like like
visual trickery like what if they made a movie that was like purely on those sensibilities
and they kind of like abandoned the notion of what like a movie like capital m movie was i think that they're actually visually um extremely creative and a lot more um like a lot
more advanced in their in their way of understanding like visual their visual literacy is a lot higher
than like i would say like a millennial or like a gen x person who who was consuming content at the
at the death of hollywood whereas now it's like this new, Ticac kind of has this new cinematic language.
I would largely agree on that, but I still think it's shit.
I still think it looks like garbage, and it fries my brain if I have to look at it.
The first thing is, as a comparison, if you look at what is a modern movie
in comparison to what was a movie, the saturation is totally different.
You also have to take into consideration what is cinematic cinematics is the exact apt is the absence of
exactly the things you've mentioned real cinematics are this idea of like taking
what is the fan fiction edit and turning it into an actual stable ultra deterministic
piece of media that's what cinematics. Cinematics are just like making things solid, established.
It's like watching
a work of art in that it's like
an imperial building and you're just looking at it
from every angle and you're just being taken through it just to
see the depth of it. That's like what
a movie should feel like. That's what a really good
movie does, right? That's cinematics.
Whereas for TikToks it's totally different. It's designed to
constantly keep you distracted and see what
to 15 videos every hour and then you go like, wait a minute, what did I actually learn? And the answer is you learned literally nothing. And so it's visually stimulating, but it is not actually mentally stimulating. Much like how you could take modern music, it has a lot of things in it, or you could take classical music.
classical music and if you watch if you were to say like listen to you know a week's worth of
classical music your brain would be a lot cleaner and you'd have more silence and you'd be more
productive as opposed to if you like you know listen to some garbage just as you know modern
rap yeah yeah i think the tiktok like from the point of view of the audience is like definitely
a downgrade in terms of like the quality of information that you're getting but in terms of
the what it does like the kind of competitive environment it does for the creator,
like for the director, let's say,
is like basically every time you go through a TikTok,
the thing that keeps you addicted to it
is the way that it can immediately capture your attention,
right, and keep you like,
basically from the millisecond
that one video turns into another one,
how quickly can you become transfixed
by like the flow of time,
like playing out in this next
video right and so like to me that is really interesting because it kind of harkens back to
like the silent era or like the hitchcockian style of filmmaking where um it's all about like the
establishment of point of view and about like the uh the flow of like time between shots and like
uh there's this like competitive pressure in the creation of tiktoks that like makes you have to
be really in tune to like what what is the, um, uh,
what is like the first shot going to be? What are the colors?
What's the impression?
Like how am I going to like cut through the noise and, uh,
get this person's attention. Now, obviously everyone on TikTok,
like what they're trying to attract is like very low, low common,
least common denominator type of thing, um, that they're aiming for.
But like that, i do notice that
there's like a tendency the way that uh people who create stuff there are being trained to capture
people's intention if they could wield that over like a 90 minute time span and if they understood
like the interplay and kind of like the the push and pull of that i think that like we might see
like some really interesting movies in the next 20 years um just just based on like that that
competitive pressure on like the content creator it's not like youtube where like you know you do this clickbait thing you
have this title and like thumbnail and you have like this culture of like this character or this
channel like it's more like a tv channel uh with tiktok it's like immediately like the entire
experience you have on tiktok when you go for like a session for like two hours on tiktok that
itself the entire span of that is like a movie right and
what is like the interplay between these these different clips um you know that's there's a
different like language there that could be like lent to a kind of like arg style narrative right
but it still is not a nice viewing experience either i think it's an interesting i mean again
like if you want to take what is exactly what you just said and give some execution to that that's exactly what like you know james gone superman is right it's exactly
the same thing that's like exactly what you're describing to me it's like the tiktokified
version of cinema which is absolutely horrible and just like low quality in general did you
did you see alvis i didn't see that and i don't think i'm in it either i don't know elvis actually
is sick it's pretty good i would call that like the first tiktok movie it had like a trailer with
like it's worth seeing yeah the tiktok uh subtitles like were in the trailer and stuff i was like when i saw that i
was like man this is gonna this actually this has my attention for some reason but it's actually
really really really good um i would recommend watching it uh i'll give it a try i'll give it
a shot i'll give it a shot yeah the visual style of it it's very eclectic very kinetic um but it's
it's got this thing where um the way he like flows between different eras of Elvis's life
reminds me very much of like something that Hollywood movies didn't do 10 years ago,
but they do now because TikTok exists in like a positive way.
I think that's definitely worth watching.
But with superhero movies, I agree that there's something lost in translation.
I actually watched Batman and Robin
the other night. Do you remember that movie?
Yeah, I do. I never watched it because, you know, it's just
kind of, you know what I mean?
So here's the issue, right?
The problem with cinematics and comics is
that people are used to the comics, and
then they're used to the animation that is very
similar to the comics. However, what the
producers and the directors hardly ever understand
is that if you want to translate it into a cinematic thing,
then it has to be very cinematic.
Now, technically, so if you look at DC, for instance,
DC is very gritty, right?
It's a very gritty thing.
And I think that the Snyder era was perfect at turning that into cinema now of course you know
you had the the the strange boomer types that grew up with the fucking animations and shit and
they came in with like a totally different opinion of the matter into like this cinematic movie
because they don't understand what like actually art is because it's are culturally illiterate and
you know they don't know what that is but if you look at you know a lot of them not all of them but
the thing so that's why i kind of flopped on arrival like you know a lot of those movies
flopped on arrival even though they were really really good and now people gain an appreciation
again because now it's like you know you've been through time long enough that you got bored of
where you're at and then start seeking out art again and now you kind of look at what has the
most quality and what's intellectually stimulating so now you've awoken like you're you're back that's
you know that's what's interesting it's like like joel schumacher right when you mean batman and robin
he knew exactly what he was doing and it like took it took me 30 years to like figure out oh
shit that's what he was doing exactly right so it's like it takes it there's a there's a there's
there's funny like lensing that's happening there the time dilation that's computational that's
computational data markets exactly because it's like if you took the frames of Batman and Robin, like legitimately, like if you go to any clip from that movie, and you go on YouTube, and you like just pause frame by frame, it looks exactly like what would happen if you, like if you took all the frames, it looks like a graphic novel or like a comic book, like exactly how a comic book would draw the shots and exactly how it would describe like the the action of like
a fight scene or a transition to a different environment um he he shot the movie exactly
like a comic book um it's really interesting actually because i've never seen that done
before like like i've seen uh the 1989 batman i saw batman forever but in uh batman and robin it's
like extra extra eclectic um uh they just the dutch
the amount of dutch angles the amount of like like weird point of view shots like he he's
super influenced uh by like the the the aesthetic framing of of a comic book and that's something
that we lost when we entered the like gritty like nolan reboot era um I think that was funny. I think that was funny, and I think that there's one
movie that captured
this idea quite well,
and that's the Minecraft movie.
I think they kind of... As much as I dislike
the movie for that it's just cringe as fuck,
I think it did a great
job at distilling what the
fandom's essence actually was.
Because it was widely successful.
I will say, though, it's like, you know, I'm not like a
Minecraft fan. The first thing I did was like,
commit the cardinal sin, which is,
okay, turn it into
super shiny with NVIDIA.
That's the first thing I did. I was like, okay, I'm gonna go...
I used to play Bedrock and everything, and I did the whole
thing, but I've always wanted more realism in the game, right?
Which is the exact opposite of what these people want. They don't want realism.
And I understand that.
Whereas for me, it's like, no, I want more realism.
I want more crazy shit.
And I just want to make the Walter look like it's actually real
and just live in this autism-optimized world
and just craft things, right?
Because that's what it is, effectively.
And so it was cool.
If you optimize...
So the movie actually did this in an incorrect,
kind of correct sense,
where it's cinematic, but it's also Minecraft.
So it was like excellent
if you drew minecraft if you drew triangles all day if you're not and you like tried to
boil it down to the most like efficient autism you would get chicken jockey exactly exactly
exactly that's why the movie was actually good in that regard like looking at it again i'm like
you know what the reason why i didn't get it was because it's just not me, right? I'm the realism guy.
But when you look at what cinematics actually are,
it's that you want to make this crazy
concept cinematic. And the thing is with, like, you know,
comic books, and you translate that directly down to cinematics,
you get, like, Scott Pilgrim versus
the world, or you get, you know,
the direct translation of that, which
is, like, something, like, Ghost in the Shell, which is pretty good,
I think, even though the story was, like, with a little different ways.
Dude, Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim's awesome. Yeah is it is because he took like the stuff that's like comic and they
made it very cinematically realistic i thought that was really um the editing is like really
really advanced like i i didn't even know edgar wright had it in him to do that like i like hot
fuzz i like um you know like shawn of the dead and stuff but that movie like to me is is like one of the
peaks of um of like the late 2000s uh it's i'm glad you brought that up because it's like uh
really really stellar like the way that they use the visuals of like uh of like a comic book or
graphic novel to actually like um arrange the story like the the actual like structure of the
story is like influenced by the like the inner interstitial visuals um really really interesting yeah yeah no it was it was pretty good uh it's like that this
this is why like when we're talking about cinematics it's like what do you want to express
and i think for so like the problem is like again if you go back to dc you want to like
kind of um express the grittiness of it and the only way you can do that is like the post nolan
reboot type of theme right where
you turn superman and like the alien civilization into this it had this foreign vibe to it that i
think still translated the idea of what kryptons but like the world building for instance that
they did for krypton i think in the opening uh in the opening scene that lasted 20 minutes
of um you know man of steel that was beautiful was beautiful. It was fucking amazing. Like the
world building was so intricate and people just like didn't notice that because they didn't know
what they were fucking looking at. That's how alien it was. It was really alien because they
just didn't recognize it. Like, Hey, look at the planets, you know how nowadays, if somebody says
alien planet, they imagine a planet that's just made out of a city, right? They like, imagine it's
a planet that has like tons of cities, skyscraper bullshits on top of that. Whereas if you looked at Krypton, it was just a bunch of capital buildings that
looked organic and a flat surface. I mean, like, why is the surface flat? Well, actually there's
grooves in it. Why are there grooves in the surface? Well, if you go below the grooves,
which they did in one of the scenes, so you could get the codex out of the, out of the
birthing chambers, you can actually see that the cities were underground, right? And all of them
looked differently. It was the most alien world that i've ever seen in cinema that truly looked alien enough
for me to look at it and go i don't recognize any of this i was like this is really good
in addition to that like the the the craziest thing about that cinematic is they they took
four or five ideas and they heavily
scoped to them and they got like a lot of story out of it right so the alien world you felt that
exactly how you described it two the dying planet they focused on that three the codex and the
history and the anger and how everyone's being bred and for like uh the political structure and they i don't know
how they fit that into 20 minutes like less than 20 minutes it's crazy you know yeah but it was
like it's it's like a whole story you get this you get the sense out of those most important things
so it wasn't almost scene based it was like we gotta deliver these four concepts and intertwine
them into these 20 minutes, just these four.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
And I think that's like, that's the thing I really loved about the movie when I first watched it.
It was like, that was my, I knew what Superman was, but I always felt that it was so cringe as a character.
It was like, I never understood it.
Right.
I saw like the action videos.
I thought it was super cringe.
And then, you know, this, this fucking 17 year old me just sits down and watches
that movie, not knowing what it was. It was literally like a fucking disc. I didn't recognize
it. Just popped it in and started watching it. And it's like the origin story. Like I get to
experience the origin story for the first time, not knowing what it is via that movie. And I was
like, man, this is really cool. So my reference point for Superman is Man of Seal. And I must say,
for Superman is
Man of Steel, and I must say
I wouldn't be as
fascinated by Superman
if I didn't have the
origin story come from that movie
because that movie did it excellent. It did it
realistically, it did it very well, and it
did it most of all, most importantly
cinematically.
That's the thing that counted.
There's something very like
it was culture war-ish
about how Marvel so destroyed DC
in terms of financial success.
Because I thought that all the stuff DC was doing
was a thousand times more interesting
than the MCU.
But the MCU is very much a product
of the Obama era cultural environment.
Man of Steel, all that.
Batman versus Superman,
like everything DC does is,
is very interesting,
probably because they don't have like this established core,
like moneymaker.
They always have to kind of like take a risk every time they make something
and try and visually reinvent themselves.
They do really,
really cool stuff.
The problem is like,
I think they should have kept like,
so the grittiness of the Snyder era was perfect, because he had these three movies that were very...
The breaking point was the Snyder Cut.
And I'll explain why that was.
So, first of all, you had Man of Steel,
which was the first of the Snyder era.
Then you had Batman v Superman,
which a lot of people didn't like,
because their fucking main character got killed off.
How the fuck do you come back from killing off the main character?
How do you do that?
Well, you kind of bring him back to life with the fucking tools that you'll need to use in, you know, the Justice League.
The Justice League movie.
Which was actually pretty good.
But not the actual movie itself.
The Snyder Cut was better. The vibe and the ending,
and just practically every scene in the cut version,
was so different.
It wasn't unserious.
It was unserious, bullshitty, low-stakes, ass world level of a movie.
100%.
Then when the fucking Snyder came out,
this four-hour-long movie,
it was amazing. The saturation wasn't dialed
up all the way, didn't feel retarded,
and most of all, it actually felt
like the stakes were high.
They did Superman well, they did everything well.
It was so good. All the biblical
imagery and iconography.
It's very fascinating stuff that only
a director with
directorial control could
accomplish that. We need four hours movies.
If you have this big get-together
crossover event, don't make it episodic.
Don't turn it into one to two parts.
Turn it into a singular four-hour movie
that you just sit down one day,
you clear your whole fucking schedule on a weekend,
and you just watch it through, and then Monday
morning, you come and you have nothing left to
say anymore. It's like, damn, you just went through an experience then Monday morning you come and you have nothing left to say anymore he's like damn you just went
through it you'll think about it about it all week right yeah yeah and you know
you know it was my favorite part about the whole like Man of Steel and then
Batman vs Superman is that how do you take a character that's written in to be
invincible effectively and make him weak right well you you do it through a way where he you build up him
being lost you build up him being hesitant or doubting or something and that that actually okay
that relates right because like or a man and seal he's learning about who he is and batman versus
superman he thought he knew who he is so he he thought he's doing good, and then he gets brought down because he missed a couple things, he saw a couple things, he got a bit
arrogant, he got a bit lost, and he got faced, and then Justice League, he comes out and
he's a different person, right?
You also, like, risk things differently, because he, like, he knows his limits, because he
literally pushed it to the limit with him being fucking dead as a result, right?
Like, he kind of went in going like, hey, he hey he had like the indoctrination of his father you know because he like came into the
ship and like yeah he had a superpowered thing they could do like whatever right and then you
know he kind of like gets confronted by this fucking guy who's never had any superpowers but
is like literally a rich kid with issues who had to like deal with the fact that he doesn't have
superpowers and literally created them out of technology and then goes to war with the fucking
god like okay that's biblical enough as it of technology and then goes to war with the fucking god. Like, okay, that's
biblical enough as it is, right?
And then you have, like, cracked out Lex Luthor, which
I think was the best portrayal of Lex Luthor, to be honest.
Yeah, he's amazing.
By the way...
Lex Luthor is great.
Before Lex,
sorry, just one more point. Did you notice that
in Man and Steel, he was learning who he is?
In Batman v Superman, he thought more of himself and then got brought down by Batman.
But in Justice League and Snyder's cut, he was OP, right?
So he showed up, he destroyed Steppenwolf, everything, fully OP.
And at that point, they were going to take that OP character, right?
And supposedly, what's his name, and turn him evil, right?
But that was such a nice trajectory of
like a proper hero kind of
journey. But yeah, Lex, Lex, okay
you guys got, I got opinions, but go ahead.
Yeah, so with Lex, I understand
like the comic book version of him
is completely
180 different from the Lex that
we got. I just feel like
the problem was having a jacked Lex doesn't make any sense.
Because you already have a jacked fucking...
Lex never really made any sense in that sense.
Because he was like Batman, just more technological.
Even though he wasn't at the same time.
Even though he was afraid of Batman.
Which kind of makes sense from that perspective.
But also at the same time doesn't.
So it's like, okay, how do you reconcile that?
The answer is you don't.
You just kind of make it up in your head.
And you go, I guess I'll just accept a few things. But that's not really reasonable, how do you reconcile that? The answer is you don't. You just kind of make it up in your head and you go, I guess I'll just
accept a few things, but that's not really reasonable, is it?
It's actually the opposite of reason.
having cracked out Lex Luthor
makes a lot more sense. He's like a thing that controls
everything, goes insane one day, and
just decides to just go this route
because apparently Steppenwolf
and the others put a signal in his fucking head
and then made him do things.
So while I will agree, and I'm pretty sure that's like part
of your opinion of what you're going to say, is that it's
not anywhere close to the actual comic book
character. I think for the sake of the movie, it actually
worked out quite well because cracked Lex Luthor,
in my opinion, is a lot more compelling than jacked
Lex Luthor, right? It's like, it was a bit of a
departure.
I agree with you 100%. I love that Lex.
It was Lex that was basically like he he
came into the power that was uh and he inherited from his father right and he felt and he could see
it like the world was his oyster he could do whatever the he wants he can take the gummy bears
and put it up uh senator's mouth right and do whatever the hell he wants and he was smart he
was cunning he was so forth and he
saw a god character and he took it as a personal mission to destroy the god and then you can see
that there was a lot of like his father's influence that something was wrong with him and whatever
but the craziest thing is that entire journey he realized that his number one enemy funny enough
was not superman because when superman saved him and he saw that the god can fall,
he, at the very end, right, the cutscene was to go after Batman.
So he switched targets.
But the fact, because he brought Superman to his knees through his cunning or whatever using Batman,
but then he realized, holy shit, Batman is now a problem.
Like, Batman's the actual set of my camera.
I used him as a tool, but he's such a good tool,
he's actually dangerous.
Fuck!
You know?
I think that was a really interesting character development.
You know, it was a very interesting character development.
It's funny we had a space on that not too long ago,
on the alt account that was.
But I think it's just...
So, with the entirety of what justice league was as a movie with the
with the actual snyder cut which was four hours long you had all of this like development you
know when you had all of the space for the characters to actually be who they are and with
batman versus superman you actually had a good stage set where people yearned for more because
it's like holy shit they killed your favorite character. They have to bring him back.
So it's like a sense of defiance
almost that you can farm off of that and go,
hey, you know, you can
defy that
and you're going to get your defiance
rewarded by a movie where
the character comes back. And in
the Snyder Cut, they brilliantly did it, in my
opinion. I think they did it very well.
Also, I think there's a potential for if they ever wanted to, like,
extend that universe, they could literally do the Flashpoint alternate timeline thing,
right?
Because that's what they kind of explored.
They explored that in the Flash movie, which really sucked.
I didn't even...
Like, I watched it, and I could barely follow along.
It was so fucking stupid.
They really fucked the character.
They made the VFX look like from the series,
which also kind of fell after 2016,
which people don't entirely agree with,
but I'm like, I watched the whole fucking series.
It went to absolute complete shit after 2016.
Yeah, DC needs to take an Apple-style position,
like the way Apple does with ai um
whereas like nvidia and uh and marvel like the mcu is basically like cuda and um joker 2 was like
this admission from dc that they are basically going to like follow the same architecture um
they they like fell for the the nvidia like psyop thing but like joker 2 was this admission that
like oh okay if we're ever gonna make real money we need to like swear off the uh like the fan base
that isn't like accustomed to the kind of like plot and like story development and like thematics
and um and ideals that like marvel fans share right like i don't know how you felt about joker
one but i thought that was like a beautiful joker, Joker 1 was great. Joker 1 was great.
Joker 2 was...
I didn't watch it because I was like, nah, I'm not gonna.
I like all the elements of the story.
I'm like, okay, so basically, you somehow took this person on the trajectory to become
the Joker from the Batman movies we all loved so much.
And you decided, yeah, no, actually, we're gonna take a detour here.
I'm like, wait, what?
Yeah, he's gonna get raped.
I'm like, what? Yeah, we're gonna have take a detour here. I'm like, wait, what? Yeah, he's going to get raped.
I'm like, what?
Yeah, we're going to have prison guards rape him. Like, what the fuck is this?
I'm not going to pay money to watch this bullshit.
That's just fucking stupid.
Like, what is this?
I actually, Joker is the only movie I've ever walked out of the theater during,
to be completely honest.
Joker 2 or 1?
The second one?
The second one, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I agree with Adrian. Yeah, he be completely honest. Joker 2 or 1? The second one? The second one, yeah.
Yeah, I don't know. I agree
with Adrian. Yeah, he's a ballist.
I've never watched it. I'm not going to watch it.
They wanted to
destroy him
in pop fiction
kind of thing. Yeah, because he became too popular.
The thing is, when you have a
world in which rebellion becomes a very
prevalent thing, you're going to take the anti-hero, this person, and people are going to like him more than the fucking rich dudes.
They can't emphasize, they can't familiarize themselves.
Like, they can't, like, really identify as Batman.
I don't think many people can actually do that.
But many more people, they live in economic
collapse.
They hate the world
around them because the world around
them hates them because they're actually willing
to see what it looks like and they're pained
by what they see. So they can emphasize
more with the Joker
that
interpretation
of the Joker than they could
with any interpretation of Batman, really,
because there is nothing to it. You can't be the
jacked Batman. You're the broken
Joker person who's shafted wherever
he goes, who's alone, and who's
irreversibly cooked. But then
to, like, go and really drive the point
home by having him, like, raped was, I think, yeah, very
nice. So you understand your customer base enough
to, like, completely fuck him over and then just like end yourself as the ip actually
the thing is with dc i think that unless they're able to turn their shit around
within the next few years i hope that they completely die out because this shit is just
fucking insane they're destroying their ip and at this point i kind of want them to do it
i want them to completely make themselves they kind of do understand the power of rebellion
because they understand that the risk of rebellion is real.
And so they'll rape the Joker on screen.
And the thing that's insulting and infuriating
is that they think that by killing a cartoon character
from an IP from the 20th century,
that that would kill a rebellion.
That's the offensive part,
is that they think that they have the power to subdue rebellion.
But they do understand, in a weird way,
they understand the context of the time that we live in
by going, oh, there is this groundswell
of disenfranchised people.
But I would say like,
here's the flaw in that thinking.
I agree with you,
by the way,
but the flaw,
not in your thinking,
in the thinking of those people is that it's not that we're relating to the
Joker.
It's just the story makes sense.
The character makes sense.
You can see from the start to the finish and you can see a character play out
for all his flaws,
all who he is.
And it's not like,
okay,
I personally don't relate to a person who is just a bit mentally unstable and
laughs and whatever.
But what I think is the struggle is the thing that people emphasize.
Exactly.
That's the thing that is really interesting.
Yes.
They want to,
yeah.
Giving a voice to struggle
to them is like this intimidating thing to like the system of control that they have that they
well i mean the thing is that they like believe in their like system of control it's very like
it's like a theater kid mindset it's like they really believe that they are the ones in power
and that um like hollywood is relevant like yeah the idea in like 2024 that you would like rape the
joker to like subdue a like groundswell of incels, that's the insulting thing, is that they think that they're powerful like that.
But it's also very telling.
But that's the thing.
For me, the issue with that is, funny enough, it breaks the character, right?
Because you've got a character who is gone.
He's lost his sense of anything, including pain
and whatever. So if something like that happens, a character like that should go nuts and insane
and just cut, bite, do whatever, blood, everything hurt until he's physically broken and can't move
and instill twitch to get back, right? That's the character they were building. A character who lost all sense of morality or sense of pain or sense of whatever.
Just one direction, give him a target, give him an enemy and he'll pursue it, right?
So that's like, for me, it's not that.
They give him more of what made him what he is.
Yeah, in my opinion, if you take a character and you draw the picture out all the way,
that becomes interesting because you can see the sequence of it the interesting development of
it but if you start breaking it and so forth then just becomes weird it would have been funnier if
they like made the joker the president of the united states or something and then like it would
have just diffused like any notion of like the joker as like the um the incel king or whatever
exactly there wouldn't be any way
to manifest that image in reality.
It's like how somehow Henry Cavill
became the toxic masculinity figure
even though all of the nerds were
relating to him because he played
World of Warcraft.
This guy's a World of Warcraft person.
But it's like, damn dude, you realized
that you could also be jacked
and then because the nerds couldn't jack up,
because they listened to the slop makers and eat slop as well,
they kind of fell out of favor with what Henry Cavill is as a person.
It's like he plays World of Warcraft,
but he also knows how to look after himself physically.
Same with me, right?
I do a whole bunch of things, and I also do a lot of video gaming,
but I do kind of look after myself physically as well.
And I try to make other people do the same thing,
like Blythe, for instance, right here, you know?
He's like, he's been improving his life massively since he's met me.
He's like, you know, eating steak, he's doing all these kinds of things,
and he's actually improving his life,
because he can, in fact, just be a nerd and be jacked.
As a matter of fact, you could be the most jacked person,
because you are a nerd, and you've figured out how to get jacked maximally, right?
It's like, what do you want to level up, right?
The gamer can do anything.
So if you have the same kind of, like, drive for it, and I think that gamers just lost their drive. Now they just want to play soloed maximally, right? It's like, what do you want to level up, right? The gamer can do anything. So if you have the same kind of, like, drive for it,
and I think that gamers just lost their drive.
Now they just want to play solo games still often,
like, not count for anything
and not be able to, like, you know,
show off the stuff that they've done,
not strive for something that's greater.
They just, like, complain all the time
about shit that doesn't make any sense.
And then just, like, games all around the timeline
just turn to shit.
It's like, we want more realism.
I'm like, no, you don't.
You don't want more realism. It's possible. we want more realism. I'm like, no, you don't. You don't want more realism.
It's possible.
So if you guys want to be like Bly's
and sign up to Adrian's special program
where you get jacked
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Henry Cavill might be a 21.8 affiliate.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
So it's like,
and also,
you know,
you don't have to be strict
and ideological about the thing either.
You know,
like I'm a person who really subscribes
to the idea of like, you know, being super healthy, but occasionally I will also eat
some stuff that's unhealthy as well. Cause you got to have some fun, right? Like it's, it's,
if you have your vice, you like eat a cake sometimes and other people just have this
like major issue and say, Oh God, I can't touch a single piece of cake. I'm like, bro,
you got a metabolism. That's like alien level metabolism metabolism you can't just have a piece of cake
it's not going to be that fucking bad you know like i can just go like i i i'm blessed i would
say by our alien metabolism so if i like you know eat something that is like high caloric it's just
gonna just be absorbed and instantly output as energy again because i'm just like this high
energy all the time like right now i haven't even had coffee like the only coffee i've had is what
like in the morning and so i'm, at the end of the day here,
I'm just kind of like talking to you guys.
And I seem to have like all of this energy.
That's me naturally as I am.
What about white monster?
I haven't had that.
It's in the fridge and it's tempting me,
but I just can't,
I just not,
I'm not exhausted enough to want to speed boost myself.
I'm still feeling like really,
really good.
I'm going to do a white monster fast where I'm going to go 40 days,
just drinking my white monster. That's horrifying going to go 40 days just drinking white monster.
That's horrifying.
What the fuck's wrong with you?
No food, just white monster.
Are you planning on dying, my man?
15 a day.
He's trying to die.
You're trying to die.
Okay, look, look.
JP, listen to me.
We have to do the crop circles first.
If you want to kill yourself after that, that's your business.
Just kidding.
That's a horrible joke.
If you drink so many monsters, it's a globalist of me to say that.
It's like, I don't care about the numbers.
It makes my heart run fast.
I have to say it.
It means it's strong.
It means the conviction is maximal.
It's like that meme where it's, it's like the,
it's, it's like that,
that,
that meme where it's like,
Hey,
you know,
the soldiers are going to sacrifice themselves.
And it's like,
it's the sacrifice I'm willing to make on your behalf.
Like what,
you know,
it's like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
From what's called track.
That was hilarious.
Hey,
Adrian,
thanks for having me up here.
I'm going to post about that space for next week with, what's his name?
Dr. Joel Sersel from TransAstra.
I would love to have you on it, too.
I will see if I'm available, yeah, and I'll come around.
Awesome.
All right, well, you guys have to schedule adding to post about it in the community, yeah?
You know how to do community space, right? Yeah, it's scheduled in there. I haven't made a post of it. I saw this post, so I didn't want to make and post about it in the community, yeah? You know how to do community spaces, right?
Yeah, yeah, I scheduled in there. I haven't made a post of it.
It's nice to do it.
I saw this post, so I didn't want to make a post about it,
but I'll make it tomorrow.
Thanks, man. See you. Have fun.
Bye, guys.
Excellent.
So, yeah, for those of you who don't know,
you can literally get with a program,
which means that part of the noetic order
is that some people host spaces inside of the order,
and they basically fall under different types of categories.
We have occasionally humor and such, but we also have people,
the recorded spaces are all just high-production-value spaces, right?
Spaces such as these that happen every single week and have a lot of entertainment value to them,
and you can just listen to them over the week.
You miss the age of different podcasts thing, effectively, like the show. You can entertainment value to them. And you can just listen to them over the week. Like, you know, you miss the age of different podcasts
thing effectively, like the show.
You can listen back to that.
That's why I started to record all these spaces
because people genuinely missed that
because I want to like, you know,
satisfy the customer base effectively.
That's like the consumer base is all you guys.
So the point is we have some creators
and these creators, like they have different types
of competencies.
They have also different types of connections connections and because not everyone is entirely comfortable with having a
conversation with me directly it makes more sense that a different person hosts with like you know
certain scientific individuals for instance even though i'm a very scientific person i'm also a
very controversial person as well so in order to kind of like you know not um sabotage the reach uh and and and the um the massive information and
the volume that could be available to us i basically made it so that you know everything
is done neutrally as neutral as possible people can represent via the platform whatever it is
that they want but the whole has to be a political as such and because of that that's like you know
that's why you have the no-. It's like, you host spaces within
that, and you discuss things that are
actually valuable, like actually valuable.
Right? And say, could that be robotics?
Yes, it could. So you have a guy about robotics,
and he's like having a conversation about it, and it's like a
dedicated thing that's recorded, and then people inside of
the order can like listen to that, and
attention is actually drawn to
critical things, right? Things that
matter, things that are important.
So that's what that is.
That's pretty cool.
Also, again, drawing attention there,
make sure to join the Noetic Order Discord server.
Yeah.
I want to get that to 1,000 pretty soon.
Yeah, so we can bring more people into the platform here and uh yeah can the first thousand
people get a special badge the first thousand people that's actually um that's actually a
really interesting idea early adopters like an early adopters bad the first thousand people
get an early adopters badge yeah sure, I could make something like that happen.
Collect your badges, folks.
How do we like,
how do we regulate that?
It's going to be a lot of work.
Yeah, we're going to have to look at
when their accounts join and everything.
Yeah, we'll have logs for that.
Yeah, we have logs for that.
So yeah, the first thousand members are going to,
I'm going to work on a nice little special role so it's a little little thing that you have as well
because you know you have the roles that we can purchase which are like you know subscribers it
takes priority above everything else and then you have um the the the yeah the early adopters
we could probably even take the original legacy subscription role and just like turn that into something.
I don't know.
Now we'd have to delete that and do it again.
But no, I said, yeah, we'll probably do something.
That's a good idea.
I'll see if we can automate that somehow.
Otherwise, we're just going to be sitting there and we're going to manually like pick.
Okay, you handle everything from like A to B.
I'll have everything from C to E and we'll see how it goes so yeah
but excellent we'll definitely uh we'll definitely do something like that that would be pretty cool
but yeah join the server we'll we'll need you there get there get us to the thousands so we can have more reach
the more people come in
it'll be tons of fun to see
the growth
what does the word noetic mean
it's like a
how do I describe the concept
in a simple way
the way you can seek knowledge
in a sense, it's a Greek thing
actually.
It's
like a...
It's the head of a pathway
for people to follow
down. It's kind of like a set of ethics,
like how you're guided by a set of ethics.
So it's like the Greek concept of
noos, something like that. Oh, no. It's like just you were guided by a set of ethics. So it's like the Greek concept of nouos, something like that.
Oh, nouos, yeah.
It's like just intellect, intuition, you know.
Yeah.
It's made of different parts. Ironically enough,
you kind of
can condense it down to three parts, which is
philosophical, which is spiritual,
like there's mysticism in that,
and then there's the sciences itself, which deal
with consciousness and intuitions. It's likeicism in that and then you know there's like the sciences itself which deal with like consciousness and intuitions it's like stuff like that
it's a great rabbit hole to uh to research for people that are interested you guys have a channel
called the rabbit hole where people can uh start rabbit holes uh no but i feel like if we had a
channel where we'd start rabbit holes it would just be people making up dumb conspiracy theories that hold no water though i understand a lot of
conspiracy theories definitely have the potential to scale there are other conspiracy theories that
don't make any sense and i think just kind of cloud up the timeline or design disinformation
campaigns and people don't have the cognitive security to realize that that is the case
then they just like end up sitting there going like, hey, um, they just look
at the moon, and they go, oh, hey,
I think that's a demon portal. I'm like, okay,
that's great.
That was one of the rabbit holes that existed on April
8th of last year. It's like everybody thought it was
a gigantic demon portal. I'm like, so you guys just
didn't learn anything from the Mayans, huh?
Are you saying that it's not a demon portal?
I heard it's cheese.
It's cheese.
No, I'm not saying...
No, no, see, I don't think it's a demon portal.
I think it's a gigantic egg,
and I think that anybody who doesn't think
it's a gigantic egg is, like, part of the PSYOP.
An egg for what?
I don't know.
Massive spider.
You make it up as you go along.
I don't have, like, a imagination that goes that far. It's not a dinosaur egg. I don't believe in that. spider. You make it up as you go along. I don't have imagination that goes that far.
It's not a dinosaur egg. I don't believe in that.
We have lizards that are underground. They're not supposed to be above ground, remember?
We have to keep the bullshit consistent.
See what I'm saying?
If it's an egg, it's probably reptilian.
It's a dragon egg.
There we go. It's a dragon egg.
Massive, massive sky lizard.
It's like the dragon.
But it's an egg, so it's reptilian,
which means that they're not that far off to assume it's like a demon portal.
Yeah, sure.
Dragon these nuts, exactly.
Yeah, sure.
That'll work.
Dragon these nuts, yeah.
Yes.
I want to drag my nuts to the dark side of the moon.
Jesus Christ.
Nuts squared.
Yeah, that's real.
With a tan.
You said you're going to square nuts?
I mean, he does.
They're all printed.
That's why we have seams at the bottom now.
The thing kind of puts it in that shape.
Do you remember that show Kyle XY?
It was like Superman.
It was like the guy who had no belly button
no i don't know what it was like a really cheap version of uh superman and they used to have when
i was a kid they like we would go to the mall and they'd have like posters of the show um and it's
like him he's lifting up his t-shirt and it's like his um he has no belly button and he's like
from krypton or whatever um so i was just thinking about that just conjured
an image to me of like a guy with no seam on his nuts interesting yeah if somebody doesn't
have a seam on their nuts then i don't trust you you're one of the seamless ones
yeah that's how we have to check the uh the androids right we have to check the seam yeah
check if it's organic.
Does anybody ever wonder what the seam is actually for?
I know what it's for.
I know why it's there.
Does anybody know if you happen to be a dude that you have a seam on your nuts?
Do you know why that is?
It separates them.
Yeah. Except for the flap, isn't it?
It was a flap at some point.
It keeps the left and the right alone.
No, it doesn't.
Actually, what it once was, was in developed.
So when initially you start, there's like the template for human,
which develops with a pathway, two pathways, right?
Either the labia is enforced and you become female,
or what is there that could become the labia actually becomes the balls.
And so these parts fuse together,
and then what is the testicles grow inside of the thing that's in, like, you know, fused together,
and that's why you have a seam.
Yeah, I looked it up because I was like, hey, am I 3D printed or something?
I was like a kid, and I looked at myself, I'm like like, hey man, am I a robot by any chance?
Like, are you guys real? Am I real? Let me confirm that.
For a bit there I thought it was like probably 3D printing.
So are you saying that chromosomes are fake?
No. What?
Because chromosomally, you're an XY or an XX before that.
You're not a woman.
Yes, but the template, yeah, of course,
but the template in a physical sense still exists.
It's just like that's developed first,
and then you go in one of the two directions.
I wonder what that one looks like.
Yeah, and the people who are XXY still have seams.
Yes.
Those exist also. Those are an interesting anomaly.
Those are like a... Those are problematic
because they kind of... So standard
is that you have either one of the
two directions, but some people, they tend
to have both, right?
And that becomes
very confusing because that
one's like, there is actual merit
to enforcement in there. It's like, there is actual merit to enforcement in there.
Must be fun.
What the fuck have they done to Gork?
What happened?
It has
blonde hair now.
Why does Gork have blonde
piquetails?
Oh god, it's Kevin from high school.
What the fuck do you mean?
What?
It's Kevin from high school?
Is that what?
With the frosted tips like the cat picture, man.
Jesus.
Oh yeah, right.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you can call that one a Kevin or a Justin.
I look at that cat and it immediately goes Justin.
That's crazy because I literally
just thought of someone named Justin who had those
when I was a kid.
See what I'm saying? I think everyone named Justin
had those when we were kids.
I think it was required by law.
Yeah, everybody had the fucking spiky hair
so it's like a cat named Justin with the spike hair. I think it was required by law. Yeah, everybody had, like, the fucking spiky hair,
so it's like a cat named Justin with a spike hair.
Like, no hate to anybody who was a Justin, by the way.
I'm just, like, saying that was, like,
an oddly consistent thing at the time, you know?
I thought that was quite fascinating.
Oh, man.
That was amazing.
I don't know why, but this all reminds me of the meme where the singer from Smash Mouth and Guy Fieri
are the same guy.
Wow.
Because they also have that stupid
spiky-ass hair.
They are the same guy?
Yeah, they're not.
I've never seen them in the same room together.
It's them and the guy from Insane Clown Posse.
They're all the same guy.
Bro, you're right.
Man.
What if it turns out they're all Kevin James
and he just happens to be the most talented actor to ever live?
Now you're reaching.
You know, it's funny.
As much as I dislike the TikTok aesthetics
for cinema, I must say for the purposes
of social media definitely works as I dislike the TikTok aesthetics for like cinema, I must say for like the purposes of
you know, like social media
definitely works quite well.
Like even for the server subscription that I
have for Discord, it's like
the role that you get is this nice bluish
shimmery thing that looks
really nice and very abstract. So like that's literally
the first thing you see if you check the announcements
channel for instance, like see what kind of roles are
available to you. And you get like a nice shimmery thing it's the most
recognizable like role in the entire server it's like you have that or you like you're already
subscribed and you like submit a ticket you gotta you know you get a different role that's like
pinkish looking that has like the x thing so it's like yeah yeah it's an interesting word like
cinematic um francis francis for coppola the guy who directed
the godfather and paco's now and all that um he he has some books on cinema and one of the things
that he would always say is that he's pretty he he has this notion in his head that the idea of
the cinematic or like the feeling of the cinematic existed centuries before you know like it's it's
an extant thing that existed before the invention of like photographic mediums and that there's like something called the cinematic that you can like sense even
like in everyday life.
Like, you know, when you pull up like on a vista, like you climb a mountain and you
reach the peak and you look out and there's like this essence of like the moment that
you're in, that it's like a shot that you're witnessing.
There's like something in that that's like cinematic in the same way that that like glowing
rank on like Discord is cinematic.
And that's what I mean when I say that like TikTok is pushing this like post 20th century development of like an idea of imagery that is cinematic in a different way.
Because like the 20th century, right, you can't disentangle like cinema and like film from the means of like the production of the photographic film
right so like in the in the 20th century the like big the the largest the greatest propagandic form
we had was mass media through like television and through cinema which was all like on celluloid
right but now we have um like silicone based um uh mediums of exchange and that those would have
a like fundamentally different
notion of what is like cinema, right.
Based in like a more virtual sense of reality than what we are used to.
Right.
And also the 20th century was, um, like a time of like ideological wars between like
capitalism and communism and monarchy.
And so like cinema as it developed, like, you know, within 50, 60 years of celluloid being developed, became like a propagandic tool for like different forms of government.
And so you have this visual style that comes out of Hollywood or comes out of like the Soviet system of filmmaking that the like propagandic nature of like certain editing techniques.
Right. The things that they show you and things they don't show you, um, are like imbued with the time that they're invented in, right? Like they're like, they're like, there's
like a political substrate inside of the images that you're seeing. Um, and like the Soviet
filmmakers purposely like viewed film as a, like the greatest propagandic tool. I think, um,
what's, what's the name of that? Probably the Soviet propagandist? It's not, it's like one of
Lenin's associates.
Trotsky? Might have been Trotsky.
Yeah.
I think Trotsky said that it was like the greatest
tool of propaganda in the 20th century.
Cinema, like filmmaking,
right? And so
there's something there that I think is like
what we understand as movies was
developed in a time where Hollywood wasn't just an entertainment medium.
It was like an arm of like the military and it was an arm of like propagandic technique.
And we're entering we're like separating from that era. We're in like the post World War II era. Right.
And so the idea of what is like capital C cinematic is still out there floating in the world like as an extant idea.
cinematic is still out there floating in the world like as an extant idea and um now that the like
the structures the political structures of the 20th century are like eluding us um that there's
like a new form of visual language that we're gonna have to uncover over the next you know
20 50 years if if there's uh still systems for us to exchange images and for us to exchange uh content you know and and uh
visual mediums um that a different kind of syntax is going to emerge and um i'm not sure what that
what that's going to look like but it's it's interesting to think about i think that trotsky's
guys had would have blown up if he would have seen the internet i know right you're like oh my god
I know, right?
You're like, oh my god.
dude he would instantly bust
Dude, he would instantly bust.
There are a lot of technical details
that also go into having something look cinematic
if we're talking about the way we know of it,
which is like frame rate, for instance, 24 frames per second.
It's like a little bit dreamy.
Maybe depth of field, color grading,
the way that you're doing the blocking, the lighting,
all those tiny details that go into it,
even the editing, the rules of cinema,
you never cross the line of whatever,
the two people talking, that sort of thing.
So I'm not sure how that would translate
into a TikTok aesthetic.
Yeah, I guess I don't actually even what I don't mean is it isn't so much like TikTok itself, although there is something in the way that TikTok editing works that is similar to like this.
I would almost say it's like a world without a monoculture, like Paul Scalas, the Lindy man guy.
Like Paul Scalas, the Lindy man guy, he talks about monoculture and how we like lived in a world where like everyone consumed the same forms of media and we all learned how to like consume information the same way.
It's like once that collapses, what you get is a world where for information to stick out in the noise of like pure anarchy, you need to be able to communicate things in such a way that it immediately grasps your attention.
you need to be able to communicate things in such a way that it immediately grasps your attention
right and so like tiktok is kind of like this proto version of like a stylistic visual syntax
that like a visual way of speaking that can grab people's attention in like a sea of noise does
that make sense and it's like something about saturation i'm just thinking like that's the
fusion of those
two things look like yeah yeah you know they're in uh film history there's something called
uh jump cuts it's like i don't know early european film and they cut out a bunch of stuff
so maybe that's a similarity yeah there's like um one of the soviet guys you know uh
the similarity yeah there's like um one of the soviet guys you know uh padovkin there's like a
padovkin technique and he was one of the like soviet film institute theorists and he talked
about this idea you would have like a shot of a guy he's just looking out um like into the distance
right so you're the camera's like facing him it's like showing his face and he's looking out at the
horizon and he like sees something and then it cuts to another shot and then it'll cut back to him and he'll react like like like positively like smiling like
delicious like oh you know i saw something like really good and it would be first the first version
of it would be him looking at like a girl's legs so it would be the shot of his face and he would
look out and then it would show a shot of a girl's legs right and it's totally you know disembodied
from time probably a completely different environment or whatever but you can intercut a shot of a woman's legs and then when
you come back to him and he's like smiling and whatnot you get the impression that he's uh you
know horny or whatever or he like saw something that he liked and then the next thing would be
it's a shot of um of him looking it's the exact same shot that you just saw but then what it cuts
to is a shot of him looking like a little girl like same shot that you just saw. But then what it cuts to is a shot of him looking at like a little girl,
like playing in a field or whatever. And he's smiling.
And you get the notion that he's, you know, happy, like, you know,
there's like a purity that he's like acknowledging. Right.
And then the next one would be him looking out at the same shot as like the
other two takes. Right.
And then it would cut to like maggots and like bugs and insects or whatever.
And then he would, and then he would react like positively and you'd get this like insane you know this
notion that he's like insane right and it's like that that intercutting technique um is like one
of the fundamental pieces of like uh montage editing techniques right so i think montage
was the name of the like soviet style of like propagandic filmmaking and tick tock definitely
um like pull you know turns that like knob to like 11 um but like yeah this this combination
of like how they use like the ai voice uh subtitles and and uh do like rapid fire editing
and just like the the uh like mukbang like insane visuals um i don't know i just i just keep thinking like what would it what would that look like if you could like pull that the like mukbang, like insane visuals. I don't know.
I just, I just keep thinking like, what would it,
what would that look like if you could like pull that into like a narrative
form and not just like a loose, like one, one scene,
which is like basically, you know,
TikTok is like a scene instead of a shot or like, you know,
a narrative in itself.
Like what if you turn that into like an hour long movie?
You know, what, what, what would that into like an hour-long movie um you know what what what would that what
would that change and like also what are the things that like kids would understand about it
that like adults wouldn't understand and it would like filter them i don't know sorry i'm rambling
by the way no that's fine yeah it'd be interesting to see a tiktok video like cut together that way
on a movie screen and see if it's a really jarring experience
because i think it's a little bit different on your phone versus like 30 feet high you ever
notice when you stare into like somebody else's phone it's like looking into hell
dude post that right there exactly what you just said take that post it take up take exactly that
just post it.
Don't even worry about the consequences.
Just do it.
Yeah, but you guys know what I mean.
Have you ever had that experience, right?
You're like looking at someone's timeline, it's like insane.
That is so fucking real.
That is so real.
That's why you should post it.
It was funny.
I did a similar thing with Dexter.
He said something about the GoonBot thing that I posted.
And he said that in a comment. I was like was like dude that's the funniest fucking shit you should quote
post my post with that and just put it there and he did
that and then later after like an hour he looked at it again
and fucking deleted it cause he had to
he literally was like speaking about
oh wow this bot is amazing it's like
it's writing a novella about
this
funny post
it's gone now the tears in the rain Siraj will you play me in chess in a little
bit oh boy oh boy oh my god okay whoever was here i accidentally thought that i beat siraj in chess
and i like tried to tell everybody about it and then i went back on the chess app and i realized
that it was not siraj But I came clean immediately
Because that's the kind of person that I am
That is true, you did
Are you 35?
You know that
You know Adrian's not Elon, right?
She does
Did you see what somebody said to me?
They were like
I don't even know what it was
Just in case you are worried about that.
Adrian's not Elon?
Get out of here.
I've been hanging out for the past two years.
Are you sure he's not?
Exactly, yeah.
No, she's like, see my face and everything.
The plot twist is that
he's actually Larry the Cable guy.
What?
I know who Adrian is, but it's going to cost you to find that out.
Have you ever seen clips of Larry the Cable Guy when he's not being Larry the Cable Guy?
I know what Larry the Cable Guy is, but I can't visualize it in my head because it's been that long.
Kings of comedy, man.
He's a redneck.
Alright.
Yeah, but that's just an act he plays.
He just talks like a normal person most of the time.
It's just an act he puts on for stage.
I like the idea that Adrian is just this calm version of a redneck stand-up comedian.
You just take the redneck out of him
and you wind up with Adrian.
But listen, Adrian definitely is a redneck.
He's a redneck, he just don't talk like a redneck.
But he's a redneck.
There is some truth to that.
It's like a higher-functioning redneck.
Where it's like, I can function in the modern world,
but I also function very well in the third world.
Which is basically the same shit.
It's like, you know, I am capable
of redneck stuff. I just do things.
You're climatized to it, basically.
I mean, hey, I'm the person
who somehow pulls it off.
Like, you know, I dress
relatively well.
I make sure I'm always clean. I don't smell like
anything, right? I don't like perfumes or anything
like that. I'm a very neutral person in that sense,
right? But I might also make a lot of very specific, you know, jokes. I also sometimes
don't care about my hair and my appearance sometimes, even though, like, I guess it is
the stylish chaos that people are after sometimes, so it's even a compliment, which is weird.
And then, like, to clean myself, I literally shower with a bucket because I cannot for the
life of me just have a heating system because it consumes too much energy,
so I just have a big pot of water,
and that's like my shower.
Like, yeah, I'm very redneck in that sense.
I'm sorry, what did you say?
What do you mean, what did you say?
You wash yourself with a rag?
No, with a pot of water.
I don't wash myself with a rag.
I'm not a... So how do you get the grime off?
I'm not a 1950s European
with warm water. You use a sponge?
No, I just use my hands.
You can, in fact, just rub your entire body up with
fucking soap and then, you know,
water, rub some more,
water, rub some more until all the
soap is gone and you actually end up being cleaner.
I think if you put yourself under a black
light and looked at yourself, you would be disgusted.
No, I do have a black light.
There is nothing on me.
No, dude.
Listen, only women use washcloths, man.
Real men just wash themselves, like men.
Like, there's nothing on me.
If you turned on a black light and looked at yourself,
you'd see in the grime, you'd say, please wash me.
Okay, grime doesn't blow in the black light,
for the most part. That's one thing.
Yes. And also, I love the fact
that Chad's accent gets an R
in the word wash.
I always love that, when that R
just somehow gets added in.
Water.
Water. Water.
Yeah, wash. Wash.
Wash. Wash.
That's actually interesting. That makes sense. But no, no, I, wash, wash. It's actually
interesting, that makes sense.
But no, no, I'm actually very clean.
What does a sponge
actually do? It's the same thing that your
hands can do, right?
We evolved
over probably millions of years
into having these things called fingerprints
which we now use to identify ourselves
in the cyborg theocracy that's coming.
But what we can actually do with that is
they're actually very abrasive.
So I'm like, oh, wow.
Hands.
Amazing.
We have these things called hands.
So I'm very clean.
I think my favorite, random...
I hate sweat
I just fucking hate it
Do you use toilet paper though?
Because that's pretty dirty
Yeah
Yeah I do use toilet paper yes
Do you use dude wipes?
No I don't
Look I don't know how people
I don't know how people shit
But I don't shit in a way
that has you have a massive
mess that you need to clean up on yourself
there is a way to shit
the Japanese spray water
into their asshole
yes that is understandable
the same thing that the Europeans also do
it's called a bidet
it's existed for a long period of time
I've never used a bidet
I'm going out I'm. I'm going out.
I'm sorry. I'm going out, guys.
I just wanted to say bye and send love to all of you.
Bye.
Bye, Zabel. Don't forget to wipe.
No, we went to Europe,
and when we came back, my wife replaced all of our
toilet seats with bidets,
but I tried it one time, and I was like,
absolutely not. I am never
doing that again. I don't fucking like those things either. I saw those things as a time and I was like, absolutely not. I'm never doing that.
Struck the fear of God in you.
I don't fucking like those things either.
I saw those things as a kid.
I'm like, yeah, sure.
Inject ice cold syrup water into your anus.
Amazing.
You can get them heated, you know.
That's an option.
Honestly, the cold ones are much better.
The top picture is bidet and and then it's bidet, comma, Japan. Listen, you need to be clean as fuck.
I am clean as fuck.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
I only shit once a day.
I only shit once a day.
And after I have done my daily shit quota, which is exactly what that is, I shower.
So I'm 100% clean at all times.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
You should once again.
Yes, I am.
You need to shower and you need to have a bidet.
No, you don't.
So all these times you've been doing those showers on these voice calls, immediately before that you've been shitting?
Yes, I have.
That is true. But I have wiped.
I'm not disgusting.
Well, now I know.
So you guys don't shit five times a day?
No. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Who the fuck shits five times a day?
What's wrong with your digestive systems?
Well, there's the pre-breakfast shit,
there's the breakfast shit, there's the brunch shit,
there's the lunch shit, and then there's the
after-din dinner snack shit.
Are you sure your body is just not, like, giving you an excuse to use your phones?
Are you following me?
Yeah, because that's what the sound is.
Honestly, though, taking a shit in the morning makes sense.
No, it doesn't!
Yes, it does.
No, it doesn't!
You take a shit in the evening, shower, and then you don't take a shit
until the following evening.
The healthy distribution of shits
is somewhere between three times per week
and three times per day.
If you're doing anything more or less than that,
you have a problem.
So, you ever sit down and take a shit
and wonder how many people are also taking a shit right now this second?
I actually don't wonder that much
but I assume it's probably like one or three people.
Probably do the math.
But you take your shit
then you get blasted with cold water in your ass
with a bidet and it's like
a morning cup of coffee.
Yeah, it just wakes you right up.
It really does.
What if the bidet sprayed coffee what if it sprayed white monster
I don't want my ass
infected with coffee
yeah white monster bidet
we're gonna be billionaires
patent that shit
people do get coffee enemas
you could probably get drunk
if you sprayed enough vodka
at your asshole.
Yes, because there are receptors.
There are some people that do this thing where they inject
the THC, like the fucking
the ultra
the ultra
what is that?
THC?
I think about something I can't say
but I'm thinking about something that
i am able to say the ultra hippies they don't smoke the shits no they have the the chemically
formulated perfect strain and they inject it right up their ass because they're actually
in there but they're not addicted though yeah totally not totally not but i wouldn't want to
i wouldn't want to know what the hell's going on down there they also have a lot of uh i don't i
don't i don't think I should explain this
because that was actually pretty disgusting.
They're fucking weed addicts, man.
Okay, fuck it, I'm going to say it's called prolapse asshole.
It basically means that the inside of your stuff is coming outside.
Like, the what's you part,
not the shit part.
It's real fucked up. Don't look it up.
Don't ever look that shit up.
I've never heard of this.
You've never heard of this?
Okay, I've been to a lot of bad places on the internet
Yes, you just get educated
Yes, that's a thing that exists
That and also practicing weird
sexual acts because of what
ends up happening
sometimes people tend to
I don't know what's up with people
putting stuff up their ass, I don't understand
I don't understand
MKUltra.
It's just typical.
MKUltra, the government's telling me to put my shit up my ass.
I also don't understand that full.
I also don't understand the whole ass-aiding thing.
Yeah, that doesn't make any sense either. It's fucking disgusting.
It's like, you know, we live in the current century and there's like a lot of E. coli infections and shit,
and people don't understand where it comes from i'm like um dude do i need to tell you about trends doctor i know you're not really doing it
but it comes from indian programmers modern modern modern relationships started
modern day relationships started eating the ass and then go to handheld holding. Yes, yes, yes. That's a Chris Rock stand-up bit.
Yeah, that it is.
Now, what I'm saying is,
I think, like, this is the problem,
this is, like, the problem of society.
You can't, in fact, just be a normal person
and just not be a germaphobe.
Just understand that.
Fuck you, fuck you.
That part of your ass is always going to be a degree of separation dirty.
And my shit is wiped off so well that the degree of separation that is that ass's dirty is your ass's dirty also.
No matter how many times you use a wet wipe to do it.
I bet you right now if you clean deep enough, you're going to turn into an infinite crayon.
Yeah, you can just wipe and wipe forever.
That's what I'm fucking saying, okay?
You are never going to be clean.
You are an unclean motherfucker.
You will never be 100% clean.
I'm going to be...
You can wipe and wipe...
Oh, okay, sorry.
So how do you do?
Do you wipe so hard that you wipe the inside of your asshole as well?
Is that it?
But I'm saying you've got to be... Okay, there you go. So you're you wipe the inside of your asshole as well? Is that it? No. But I'm saying you gotta be as clean.
Okay, there he goes.
So you're not clean enough.
You'll never be 100%.
You gotta be as clean as humanly possible.
Yes, and that is as clean as humanly possible.
That is as clean as humanly possible.
And wipe for hours.
All I'm hearing.
I'm hearing a business opportunity for butt loofahs.
That's what I'm hearing.
What the fuck?
What if I could take a pill
to wipe your ass for you?
Yeah, 100%, man.
It's cool.
Yeah, yeah.
No, there is actually a pill of that.
There's actually a pill for that.
There is actually a pill for that.
It's what the dieticians recommended
back in like the 80s and the...
Yeah, in the 80s.
It's like the diet pill
and it just turned out to be a tapeworm.
See, that one solves your problem
because a tapeworm's gonna eat everything
so it'll never have to shit over again.
I'm imagining like an astronaut pill
that you swallow and it turns,
it's like a tissue that's been like
compressed into like a pill
and then when you shit out,
it's just like,
it just wipes you on the way out.
What the fuck?
Wow.
It's like plugs and everything.
Now see, like, the thing is,
Enough food. You see, the thing thing is, if you eat very starchy
foods and such, your shit is
actually not going to be as solid. My shit is
extremely dense, so it's actually not really dirty.
Yeah. Because I don't eat
as much starch and any of those things.
And if I do, I just absolutely fucking
hate it.
I find it profoundly interesting that
there are this many people listening to you talk about your shit literally right isn't that amazing
it's like watch it don't forget to join the discord it's a very exactly yeah it's a very
deep personal it's a very deep personal discussion to talk about you know what's coming out the end
everybody has like something coming out their end you know that's that's what happens and i think if
you can pull off a pull off a conversation about that, that's fucking amazing.
How many people listening right now are either on
the toilet or need to go?
Oh, yeah, right. Exactly, yeah.
You're just sitting there and you're just laughing
and every single time it just helps you along a little
further, you know?
It's not shitty
conversation, I'll say that much yeah that is real
i think he's a tesla bot to help you yeah exactly have your tesla bot wipe your ass let's
go oh you're wiping your ass it's the ai maybe the tesla should have a toilet built into the
seat since you could do like a you know road, road trip one day. Oh my god There was a video that went super viral of a lady with like one of those butt implants and she was like hiring someone to wipe her ass for her
because she couldn't like
reach
No, man, dude, I think
No, man, no, no. See I think everybody here is getting it wrong
We need to vacuum
the shit right out of you before it even gets to the end.
That's what we need to do. Okay? We need to have
like this... I'm done.
I can't do it. I can't keep
a straight face explaining this.
It's getting worse.
You're like,
Dyson needs to design the
anal vacuumer.
It's a very interesting mind that we're on. Yes, that we are.
Like, nobody is
capable of skillfully mining their way around
this because they're too awkward talking about
their shit, really, but I'm not, because I can
talk about anything. I'm the guy who literally tells
people that one day I'm going to inscribe
a 3D scan of myself
on the blockchain.
Like, a fully naked one. And then,
that means that my dick is inside of every one
of yours nodes, so
you're welcome.
Maybe it's already there, actually.
I mean, you'll never figure it out.
It's not like you can trace it or anything.
It's like...
How do I get my toilet to mine Bitcoin?
Get your toilet to mine Bitcoin? Get your toilet to mine Bitcoin.
I don't know, but I think the bidets are going to come up with their own
fucking super guided spray and their personal customized temperature
and pressure setting.
And the same way that your toaster and your oven has an NVIDIA chip in it
so that it toasts and roasts as well as it can.
So it can roast you in real life by calling as well as it counts i can roast you in
real life by calling you an idiot and it can roast your you know the automatic flushers on
the urinals and the toilets those are definitely filming our junk right
i mean they do have a 3d scanner in there so yeah man i guess my junk is out there somewhere
how does one deal even even deal with like unirals even like the fucking separation you got like some you know you're like a pretty tall individual and you know you're not looking
but nobody else believes it and so you're just there as a dude as you do like people that women
don't understand this but it's like as a dude going to the funeral is always a very interesting
experience because it's awkward as fuck like if there's only two and it's like standing next to
the guy it's like hey does he
see my it's never about do I see somebody
else's junk it's like does somebody
see mine and it's not a size
problem it's just a another dude
see my junk this is like indecent
if there's only the most
awkward have you guys
ever been to the trows that they have
at some like sporting stadiums it's just
a fucking thing full of ice.
Yeah, baseball games.
They, like, they've preserved it as a piece of, like, Americana.
Like, hot dogs or, like, popcorn.
Like, they haven't upgraded to urinals, so it's just, like, a trough.
And everyone just pees into, like, a giant, like, pig trough.
There's only two.
What the fuck?
If you don't wait you're probably gay
Yeah that's the problem
Exactly so you have to kind of like wait
And then you know it's a thing
Or you have to admit to everyone in the room
That you have a small dick and go to the stall
Exactly dude
Real
It's like nah guys using the urinal
I'm just going to use the stall
And then you use it as that.
The stall of shame.
The stall of shame in the trough.
There's a loophole. You leave the stall door open.
Yes. Yes.
You just use it as another urinal.
It's like, ah, out of respect.
You pull your pants and your underwear all the way down to your ankles.
Okay, and I've never gone that far.
Somebody takes the turn.
They can see your dominant.
Okay, but here's the thing.
What if he took it a level further? Okay, now I've never gone that far. Somebody takes the turn, they can see your dominant. Okay, but here's the thing, here's the thing.
What if he took it a level further?
Because somebody's going to eventually try and come in through the door, right?
Especially if it's open.
So what I do is actually take it to another level higher.
By the way, I'm 100% serious with what I'm about to say.
So because I don't want to pee all over the place,
and I have that all over the toilet seat,
because it's disrespectful and fucking disgusting,
because I can't aim it properly sometimes, if I've held it in for a bit,
I basically do the full fucking squat like Spider-Man.
Yes, indeed.
My foot is all the way out the door.
And because I held it in for that long,
there's a lot that comes out,
so I'm just standing there for a good 30 seconds.
I would like to let the men listening to this know that there's no shame.
There's no shame in peeing sitting down, okay?
Sometimes the aim, it just...
No, no, no, I'm not going to sit down in the fucking toilet,
because, look, I may not want to make it filthy,
but I don't trust in anybody else being as autistic as I am about not making a toilet filthy.
So I am doing
the spider-man squat with a foot out the door aiming it in there
hey i have good leg muscles our butts are clean as fuck though
like they're one of the cleanest parts of our body because it doesn't get exposed to shit all
day i'm fucking saying exactly right you ever go to pee and you pee like 90 degrees to the right of where you're at?
Yes. Yes. Yes, that's a massive problem.
It's like, you know, there and, you know, because your pants are kind of, you know, constricting,
what happens is like that part tends to be, you know, tightened up and then you just think,
oh, I'm aiming straight ahead. Nope. 90 degrees. There you go. Detour.
I feel like there's some way
to calibrate your aim. There is.
There is. It's the...
But you have to have a little bit of meat to do that.
The Harry Potter stream is also
a very interesting phenomenon
where sometimes it just goes in two directions.
And you're like, what the fuck?
The Harry Potter stream!
I've had that, definitely. Yeah, that has happened there's also the the leaking pipe
drip where you like have a mainstream and then you have like a dripping stream
all right we need to get off this is like man all the stuff that i never thought is like you
know universal to people i thought it was just me amazing i feel so less weird now
i think the one that nobody
really talks about the universal one is when you really have to pee and then you pee for so long
that like halfway through you don't even have to pee anymore it's just still happening oh yeah i
know right just kind of sitting there like it's like kind of standing there and it's like okay
yeah there's still something there and then you're how long until this stop this is impressive
yeah exactly every time i was like damn dude or like i've never heard this is the thing with
americans i don't know what the fuck you guys are eating or what you put in your water supply but
i've never heard a fucking person pee longer than an american my entire life dude that was fucking
impressive like i went to the fucking capitol building in texas and i went to the bathroom
and this guy did the stall thing right like i was there you don't want to stand next to me so he went to the fucking stall right left the door open of course
as you do and he was fucking going for like 40 seconds i'm like already done washing my hands
and then drying them off that's how long this guy's been peeing and he's sitting he's standing
there for a good fucking 40 seconds and you know that he's going because he can tell by the sound
that that shit is consistently high volume i'm'm like, what the fuck kind of bladder
do you have?
Like, that's... His kidneys are probably
the size of raisins. I know, that's insane.
In Texas,
Americans have evolved to store
more Europe. Our parents wouldn't stop and let us
use the bathroom. Exactly.
Our bladder. You gotta drive a lot.
Even the pisses. Bro's bladder
holds, like like the entire day
but like he drinks so much soda he has to like
do that shit regularly just go off like
I am at the capitol building I'm gonna take a massive dump in the building
it's like okay cool
yeah it's like when I was like I always had
this thing in my head well I don't know if I consciously
had it in my head but that like a long pee
is like an adult male like
you grew up like you're a man now
like you're taking a long piss and I just realized that all the
adults around me
were just holding their piss in all fucking day.
Yeah.
You just kind of forget about it.
You sit there and you go like, yeah.
If you look at the meme I just posted in the Jumbotron,
I think it's relevant.
Oh, my God.
Let me pin it up there because I don't see it so i did it for you oh no there
is become ungovernable wow there's a funny tweet by paul scallis he so he has this idea of the
hydration revolution and basically like nobody drank this much water before at any point in
history that's why if you go to like the 1970s and you look like a 20-year-old, they look like they're 43.
But nowadays, you'll see a 30-year-old
guy who looks like he's 17 still.
And it's because everyone's drinking
so much water.
And he has this tweet, he's like,
the hydration revolution has created a new kind of man.
He's called the piss guy.
And it's like, the guy will come up to you and he's like,
you guys know where the bathroom is? I gotta piss.
Like, what's the bathroom?
I think that's hilarious.
Real. Real.
I'm definitely the piss guy.
I think I piss like fucking eight times
a day or something. Incredible.
Yeah, that's
wicked. Yeah, that's 100%.
Yeah, that's 100%, dude.
One thing a lot of people don't realize about trans people
is that they're very good at holding in
their waste for quite a long period
of time, just from bathroom avoidance.
That's fascinating.
It's an efficiency boost, I think.
Yeah, definitely.
Definitely it is. I mean, I can kind of do that too, but the thing is, boost, I think. Yeah, definitely. Definitely it is.
I mean, I can kind of do that too, but the thing is, like,
I know, like, for instance, with coffee,
I don't drink too much coffee for it to overload my body,
just to, like, stay awake whenever I'm traveling.
And, like, I rarely
fucking pee, whereas everybody
else is like, let me go get the bathroom break.
I'm like, bruh.
Like, I keep myself
somewhat dehydrated,
so I'll never have to pee.
Like, ever.
Until I reach destination.
And then when I do reach destination,
god damn.
Because I realize why you're supposed to drink as much water as you're supposed to drink,
because it allows you to clean out
all the all the
stuff that's in your body and i guess that's like the original detox it's like you know if we if we
actually needed the detox that all the influencers are showing you we'd actually be dead a long time
ago because the amount of toxins that we put in our body is just insane right it's like the only
thing that makes sense is to like detoxify yourself from like the heavy metals that that does make
sense i will agree right but like everything else just kind of doesn't, because the actual detox is just you
drinking enough water, and then your body
using the surplus liquid
as a means to store the poisons
that the body has and is rejecting
in the liquid that
you then excrete, of course, by going
to the toilet and taking a massive piss.
Yeah, see, I wanted to be based in trad and never drink
water, but then get like migraines
i get like headaches from not pissing not drinking water and pissing so it's like i don't know what's
going on maybe it has to do with all the chemicals that are like in the food and water
blood pressure i mean getting a headache i mean so so getting a headache from stuff is more like
an absence so it's more like an absence of something right so if you're electrolytes
yeah yeah the electrolytes and perhaps also
stuff that may increase your blood pressure as well. So say for instance, caffeine, like there
was a thing where I just didn't understand why sometimes, even though I drank a shit ton of
water, my body just had, I just had fucking headaches. I'm like, why the fuck am I having
headaches? It doesn't make any sense to me, right? Like I eat well, everything's great,
there's something missing. And then I realized that the cough caffeine that you consume actually increases your blood pressure just a little bit and your brain
actually gets used to that. And so if there's a change, then you feel like the brain fog and all
that kind of bullshit, right? So it's kind of interesting. And then I just drink my morning
coffee now, everything's fine. I just like didn't have any massive headaches for a bit. And then
sometimes you have like a splitting headache that just like occasionally comes around because I
guess your body is like overdoing it and then you're kind of nerfed
a little bit, so your body has time to recover, and then you get back
to the usual grind, I guess. But damn, dude.
I never do more than
three-hour legs in the airplane, because
I know I'm going to have to piss and smoke a Marlboro.
What the fuck?
I just
took a piss right now, and it was
three streams.
Wow. Wow. What the fuck would it be called that one
you might need to go see a doctor
oh I forgot
you guys might not
I don't want to be TMI here
but you know
not everybody's circumcised
real
I'm not either but I don't have
that much of a problem.
I don't think I've ever had three streams proper.
Just on an average day.
Then again,
I also wear pants
on the weekends. I wear pants
that don't constrict that part
of my anatomy quite a bit.
I'm almost always wearing some
form of sweat pant or something.
I can't deal with constriction.
Sometimes I just walk around the house
completely black-ass naked. Actually, as a matter of fact,
that's what I'm doing right now.
Alright, guys, I'm going to hop off.
The only thing that's clothing me
is a ring around my finger. That's it. It's been a great talk. Have a great night, guys, I'm going to hop off. The only thing that's clothing me is a ring around my finger.
That's it.
It's been a great talk.
Have a great night, guys.
Good night, man.
I have a chain, yeah.
I have a chain as well.
Nick Adrian.
Man, that is something, isn't it?
On that note, he realized, holy shit, I have a life, I need to go.
There's a beautiful thing about having the confidence
where you can literally just do things, I think.
And part of those things is sometimes just, you know,
walking around the palace is not like someone else is going to look in.
I don't like being around naked just because somehow I will always get a guitar pic stuck to my ass.
Every time.
I don't even have to leave the guitar pics out.
It will just find a way.
Because guitar pics are like interdimensional
beings. It's the only explanation.
They just pop out of existence and then
reappear somewhere else.
Unless you need one, then you can't find one.
Yeah, they're hiding.
They want to be used until you want
to use them.
And like,
my best proof for this is one time
a guitar pick that I had made it to
my parents' house. Despite me
being two states away, it somehow
wound up there. And that's always hurt
my head because I have no explanation for it.
Man.
Like I bought it in Minnesota.
I hadn't been back to Illinois and somehow it wound up in Illinois.
What witchcraft is this?
You took it when you astral projected to check on them.
I was checking on the cats, maybe.
Hmm.
I don't know, maybe guitar picks are the secret to astral projection.
You just need to throw enough creative energy into it, and then all of a sudden, just poof, they can transcend the dimensions of space.
This isn't, like, probable, but I don't have any other explanation for the guitar pick or winding up in Illinois.
Like, I have no explanation for that.
That irks me, though. I hate it, because I don't understand.
I'm a very rational person,
but sometimes guitar picks just do things where I'm like,
I don't know, they're fucking magic, whatever.
I feel like every guitar player
has similar stories
like it's a universal thing
for guitar players like we don't understand
how guitar picks do this fucking shit
it's really annoying
it's just a thing that happens
yeah
that's why you'll find guitar players who just have
bowls full of guitar picks
because if you have like six
they're too busy just disappearing
popping in and out of reality to be useful
you need more
I actually know exactly where I have a guitar pick
even though I never play with guitar
so I guess maybe that's the reason why I know where it is and why I have it in one specific location.
But is it there right now?
Yes, I'm pretty sure it is.
I'm pretty sure it doesn't cut it.
It may be out for the moment.
I can't go over and verify right now
because it's very far away.
But, you know.
Next time you're there, you're going to look and it's not going to be there
and you're going to be like, holy shit.
If it is, if it is.
If it is, I'm posting about it.
I'm going to have a space on the turbo.
Yeah. It's literally a probability. It's like counter mechanics quantum mechanics you look at it it's there and it's not
yeah that's it guitar picks are just they're fucking immune to quantum superposition so
they can do whatever observed in one spot though
like once somebody's looking at them they're there
for now anyways
the second you look away it's up to them
whether they're there or not
what was that in the background?
I don't know.
I heard it too, so it wasn't me.
Sounded like a cat.
Some sort of, uh, sounded like a
female sneeze.
Something like that.
Yeah.
Bro, it was my daughter.
That background was my daughter.
I fucking knew it, God damn!
Win after win over here.
Holy fuck, man.
So my son, who's grown and does not live here,
is paying her money to come in here and call me gay.
Amazing. Nice. Amazing.
Nice.
Amazing.
Just absolutely amazing.
Hey, sister, here money.
Go tell dad he gay.
And sneeze, so Adrian can comment on the fact that there is a female presence in his room.
What is the rate on that?
Is it like $5 a pop?
What are we going for?
I don't know.
She come in here and said it and told me and ran off.
Scared.
Amazing.
Does she take credit cards?
Wow.
Wow.
You're gonna start, like, a...
It's not like a...
It's not like a whole thing.
You're gonna start, like, a whole thing.
And it's gonna just be people paying her to call you gay.
She's gonna be richer than you are, Chad,
because you pissed off so many people in your life.
I know, right?
So, like, put the public information there,
make it, like, a Stripe subscription,
and, like, get her...
Get people to pay her $500 to wake you up at, likeam, just to like, just do it FBI style, you know
how like the FBI, or you know, various other government organizations, they raid your place,
they always pick up, they always pick like 4 or 5am, and bust down your door from its
hinges, and just like, you know, drag your ass, clothes around, clothes down to the bed,
and then start interrogating you,? But like that's what your daughter
is going to have to do, she's going to bust down the door
at like 4 in the morning and be like
daddy, daddy, I need to tell you something
you wake up and go, what is it, what is it?
it's like you're gay, and then runs out
she would, it would not require
very much money
that's what I'm saying.
$500 that I make to charge
$500.
Kids are whack.
In my case, you couldn't do that
because I don't know when I'm asleep
or when I'm awake.
Yeah, it's awkward, Harry.
I just know I go to bed, and I fall asleep,
and then somehow, when I wake up the next day,
I get told that I did a whole bunch of things,
including exercising in my sleep,
and I apparently have a routine for that.
So, excellent. sleep and apparently have a routine for that so excellent you'll near knock it
off why are you trying to knock over a pop can oh you're just gonna pretend you
weren't doing that and now come over and lay next to me, huh? Okay. A little chaos agent, yeah.
I acknowledged he was doing something
and he's like, oh, you're alive.
Excellent.
Excellent indeed.
And now he is trying
to make my stomach into biscuits.
Now he's laying down all cute-like.
Aw, I would've had some little fella.
I love having a big-ass cat.
Yeah, cats are great.
Especially the cats out of that region.
They're so fucking huge.
Think about grandparents.
They had this gigantic fucking black
cat. It's like the biggest cat.
The biggest blackest cat that I've ever seen.
It was just massive.
I think it was
40 centimeters long
excluding the tail.
That's a big fucking cat.
Completely black.
Like, you literally couldn't see where its face was
or anything. It's just void.
Until it opens
its eyes.
Like, other cats will encounter
Mjolnir and just be like, nope.
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
Can't identify And just be like, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. It's really fun.
They'll see Freya and they'll be like, oh, another cat.
Then they see Mjolnir and go, ah, ah, ah, run away.
That's right.
You're a big intimidating boy.
You know that?
Damn, bro.
Probably just sent me this thing.
What the fuck, bro?
I'm kind of catty in half.
What is this shit?
It's a puma.
Is that real it's 100 real you got a puma as a pet i mean do does anyone really own a cat yeah technically No, they're out of my ranch
Okay
That's cool
Does it casually like Puma, Paul Poppins
Skulk
Skulk the house
I mean
The thing is
They're like really good at hiding
So you kind of never know
You can feel when they're watching
You just can never find them.
Why does that
sound like a challenge?
I mean, it
is, but not what I'd recommend
playing, at least not in the open wild.
They will go after you.
Yes, yeah.
One of the few
creatures that'll look at a human and go,
I could eat that.
That's true.
They're actually really
big scaredy cats.
They're
so afraid of people.
Unless
they were raised around people,
they will not get close to a human.
Why is that?
That's scary.
Does it know that we're persistent hunters
and we can literally exterminate an entire
race of beings if we're pissed off enough to do so?
Probably something like that.
Yeah.
We have done that.
A bunch, actually.
For instance, in the place where I live,
we used to have saltwater crocodiles.
The local population ate all of them.
There are no more saltwater crocodiles.
They eradicated the entire population.
Turns out that if you have a lot of hungry people,
small moving tank in the water,
like, sorry, large moving tank in the water
that tastes like chicken,
is not a winning strategy. It's slow, like, sorry, large moving tank in the water that tastes like chicken is not a winning
strategy. It's slow,
easy to catch,
and therefore also very easy to kill.
Because all you need is a really thick
fucking spear, the same type
that you thrust into the earth in order to break the earth
apart,
like, hit him right at the back of the neck there.
Boom!
Finished.
Just like how jaguars kill him.
Just bite him right on the back of the neck.
Exactly.
Sever that nerve, and you got yourself a limp little meal.
And see, evolutionarily,
the gator goes,
I am a tank.
I move slowly, and then I strike.
Human goes,
big water chicken moves slow,
must kill and eat.
Like, that is the one thing
that is very nice for a human,
is like when the thing just doesn't fucking move.
And if it doesn't move slowly.
That don't move, but also taste like ass.
Yeah.
That's why the sloth is still around.
There's nobody wants to fucking eat them.
We could eat it, but nah.
It's not worth it.
That's also why New Zealand
most of the bird population has been
eradicated because
there were no humans on that island.
So when the humans first came there,
because there were no actual,
there were no natural predators of any kind, really.
Not meaningful ones for birds.
So when the humans came there,
they saw the birds.
The bird defense mechanism is literally
play like a statue.
So there are these old stories of the Maori.
They see a bird,
it's like, hey, go, let's go, we'll get lunch.
They take a stick, walk right up to the bird
and bonk it on the head.
The bird will literally sit there, frozen in place,
do absolutely nothing to defend itself or fly away
because it thinks if I'm still, I'm not seeing. Because it never had to deal with predators that have
next level pattern recognition. Bonk. Dead. Exactly. That's lunch right here. Just walk
right up to him. They wouldn't even move. Just stand perfectly fucking still. Bonk. Finished.
They wouldn't even move, just stand perfectly fucking still.
Bonk. Finished.
So goes the story anyway.
You can just kind of wrap your hand around it and shake it.
You'll snap its neck.
No, why would you do that?
No, dude, why would you do that? That's too much effort.
Why the fuck would you do that? Just take stick and go bonk.
Seriously.
Because then I have to find a stick.
I can just grab it and like whip my wrist a little.
Bro, bro, you live in a fucking rainforest.
There's sticks everywhere, man.
Hey, when I was in the rainforest like a couple weeks back,
I found this perfect stick, man.
I was so sad when I had to part with it.
It was so fucking straight and it was made out of hardwood.
It was fucking strong. It was so sad when i had to part with it it was so straight and it was made out of hardwood it was strong it was so good
i'm happy for you you found a nice stick i think i have a meme for you
the last time we talked about sticks you're turning to alex jones for a
second be like i have a i have a meme here
somewhere i lost it i had a meme but i Somewhere, I lost it. I had a meme, but I lost it.
Man, man, does it say it all.
He sounds exactly like that.
Mmm.
This food is tasting good. If I don't...
If I happen to stop petting my cat for just a moment,
he immediately goes back to that can
until I prove I'm alive again.
Yeah, cats are neat.
He really wants his belly
pet right now.
He's just laying on his back like, rub my belly.
Still so
mega annoying that I'm allergic to him.
To the point like if somebody has
spent time with them, they come in, instantly
I start sneezing like crazy. It's really annoying.
Just surround yourself with cats for
like a month. You'll be fine.
No, I won't. See, that's how I discovered it.
Because it just kept getting worse
until I stopped being surrounded by cats.
And I stopped sneezing.
I was like, oh, wow. Interesting.
Nah, but I mean, you need like
a hundred cats.
In a six by six room.
Just nothing but cats. Eventually your body will get the picture.
This is a cat world now.
Deal with it.
Okay. this is a cat world now deal with it okay
your body will get the picture
that's good
I mean it works for milk but that's kind of a different system.
That's more getting the things that break down the lactite into shit into your body.
And they live in milk in the first place.
So you just got to drink enough milk to get that in there.
It'll be an unpleasant time for a while, but eventually your body will figure it out.
Man.
Hey, that's actually real.
You can un-lactose intolerance yourself
by just forcing it to be tolerant.
I find that shit super interesting.
Like how our bodies will just adapt to shit.
And everybody's like, no, you have to do this.
Like, no, it has a system for it.
You just have to hack it a little bit.
It's fine.
I happen to have a giant black furball
holding on to my
entire hand with his two
paws and his legs.
He's just like, nope, your hand goes right here,
right in the middle of my belly.
Nowhere else.
Man and stick are inseparable.
Man will always seek stick.
I posted the meme that I made the last time we talked about sticks. I'm going to post it.
There you go, so people can see it. Okay
Nice Stephen mark Ryan
That's nice it's been a bit a while since I got a reply from this guy.
I like Steven Mark Ryan, he's a pretty cool dude.
He's a YouTuber.
A lot of stuff that I learned about Tesla when I first started with what he did
helped me defeat a lot of the shorts in the beginning.
Many of you may still be somewhat familiar with my early days of spaces and the legendary shit
that I pulled including getting a
news anchor to dip from a space
after asking him why
some people can't handle
simple questions
I was like
I asked him who are his experts
because he was making claims about AI which were were all entirely incorrect, by the way.
So I had to ask, you know, I don't know.
Good citizen journalist must ask.
So I was like, hey, so who are your experts?
I was like, I can't reveal that information.
I'm like, why?
And then instantly just dips.
The whole exchange is so fast.
Can you like play that for us real quick?
Yeah, yeah.
And then look up the clip. He's like, hey guys, I got to run. It's pretty funny. Can you play that for us real quick? Yeah, yeah. And then look up the clip.
He's like, hey, guys, I got to run.
It's pretty funny.
Hold on.
Click, click, click, click, click, click.
Yeah, hold on.
What I would like to know is, who are your experts?
I am the expert.
I don't share that information.
Why?
Hey, guys.
Thanks a lot.
That was literally it.
That was the exchange, bro. Fold it under literally
zero pressure. That was great.
Yeah, yeah.
Instant fold. That was funny.
I keep that
as like a little
artifact from a time long gone.
You know, it was a different time.
Who was this? Which
journalist was this?
It's this guy, Gordon Johnson.
Right? He has a segment
on CBS. They do the financial bullshit
and he always talks shit about Tesla.
I saw him on there. I was like, dude, I have to do something.
I saw him in there and people were like, don't hammer him too there. I was like, dude, I have to do something. I saw him in there and people were like, don't, don't, don't hammer him too much.
I'm like, I got this.
Don't worry.
And I didn't think that it was going to fall apart that quickly, but I kind of knew that's
why I had to ask the question.
And then everything just like kind of played out perfectly with an instant meme.
And ironically enough, because many of the people in real life watched that
guy's YouTube channel, they were then familiar with the fact that I had an account. And I was
like, hey, by the way, there's a guy who has your exact name, who sounds like you, who's on X,
talking to this guy. Is that you? I'm like, I don't know, there's a lot of people that
may sound like me and may have my name. It was so funny. It was like, I wasn't ready for that.
like me and me have my name.
It was so funny.
It was like, I wasn't ready for that.
It was like getting asked that question
at the dinner table.
I was like, I had to hide the fact
that I was like, holy shit, I'm gone.
I haven't found out.
Fuck.
You know, I was at the dinner table
and I was like, I don't know.
So I guess there's a lot of people
like me out there.
I don't know.
Yeah. Who are your experts?
Oh, I don't give out that information.
Amazing response.
I am the source.
You're what a retard.
You could have just done the base thing.
It says, I don't need sources.
I am the source, but he's a journalist.
They can't have humor.
Dude, he was so mystified by my existence that one
time out of context he just happened to show up to my space to go on and ask me about whether or
not i'm elon it's like are you absolutely 100 not elon i'm like yes is that yes you are or yes you aren't, sir?
It was literally like that shit.
It was literally like that shit.
And then afterwards, people are like taking that apart and talking about like, oh yeah,
it could definitely be him just plausibly denying it.
I'm like, what?
No, I literally stated that I wanted you to literally interpret what I literally stated.
Okay. you to literally interpret what I literally stated.
Man.
Man, now, it's a DIY.
If anybody ever asks me who my sources or my experts are
I'm going to tell them their mother
Oh my god
It's like when somebody calls you gay
I have a really bad joke about
if somebody calls me gay
I'm just waiting for somebody to do that
You're gay
I'm straighter than Okay, okay, okay I'm straighter than the polls that You're gay.
I'm straighter than... Okay, okay, okay.
I'm straighter than the poles that your mom
dances on.
That's...
Classic mom joke, man. Love it.
That is horrifying, huh?
Yeah.
Jokes on you.
Choke on you, my mom's a horizontal stripper.
My mom's a horizontal stripper.
Good enough.
Dude, one day if I get into a big space again,
if there's more controversy that happens,
I'm going to go in there and tell them exactly that.
It's going to be fun.
Like, if they ever say that shit again,
I'm going gonna be ready.
Like, there are gonna be so many
memes that I will drop that I don't think
that people will be able to stop talking about that
for years.
My wife made a noise, and then my
cat got up and got real spooked by something.
And then he just kind of jumped backwards, and then he remembered I existed and plopped sideways directly onto me,
completely forgetting that he was startled by anything.
It was quite adorable.
That it was. That it was.
Oh, it's the good human plop.
Okay, then.
I can't help it. I love it when cats get startled.
Because they get, like, so into it.
The reflexes are so sharp that the smallest move makes them go, Oh, fuck!
My personal favorite is the many, the many videos of them,
the house cats mistaking cucumbers for snakes.
You put it right next to them, they start flying.
I've only ever once had a cat be shocked so much that it flew,
because I always, like, did weird shit around them.
And for some reason, one day, like, something random happened.
I don't even remember what it was.
I was just walking, and then I turn around, and the cat,
weee, started flying around. I'm like, whoa, what the fuck?
I didn't know you could get that much airtime.
That's impressive.
Like seeing that in real life was so fucking funny.
I'm like, whoa, what was that?
Like it just, the cat just starts flying.
I'm like, damn, bro.
Growing up, my cat was terrified of a laser pen with the alien, like, UFO-shaped head on it.
And we don't know why. It was just that
one. If you ever used it, he would freak
the fuck out and, like, jump so
high he would bounce off the ceiling.
What the fuck?
We have no idea
why. It was just that one.
Oh, man.
But it was kind of fun to have him chase it for a while
and then put the head on and watch him jump.
But he's dead now,
so I can't film it, unfortunately.
Yeah.
I had that cat when I was a kid,
like two or three years old.
Nice.
It was only the alien head and my sister.
Both of them would freak him the fuck out.
It's funny.
It was real fun watching my sister come to visit
and all of a sudden the cat would just go,
ah, run the fuck away.
We don't know if she did something to him
or if it was just like
maybe she was the first person with the alien
laser head. We don't know what was up with it.
It was a lot of fun to watch though.
Yeah.
Alright.
So here's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to
we're going to rug it here.
I'm going to post a
pre-scheduled space in a bit.
But first, what's going to happen
is...
I'm going to go live
on Discord.
I'll play some Halo.
And it's going to be fun. It's going to be great.
I'm going to have to set up my computer.
Oh, yeah.
So, yeah, if you guys want to watch what's happening,
we may even listen to some rock music curated by Vera.
Last night, we didn't listen to any music whatsoever.
We just did the gaming.
And I feel like it kind of locks you in a little bit more as well in some ways.
It's really fascinating.
But, you know, it was fun.
It was great. It's a nice little quiet solo stream.
It's pretty cool.
And did a lot of chatting in there, which was great.
Because, you know, we were talking
about stuff, and we had one of our
members, Pranoya, she, like, read
out the replies, like, the responses
in there, so we had, like, some, we had, like, one
person read that out, and I thought
that was very nice, it was really good, helped out a lot
so we could actually focus on gaming.
So, yeah, what's gonna
happen is, I'm gonna rug it here,
we're gonna do Space again next week, if you'd like to watch me live stream right now, for now is I'm going to rug it here. Uh, we're going to do a space again next week.
If you'd like to, uh, watch me live stream right now for now, I'm going to have to do
it in there because my computer just can't handle like running three different apps at
the same time because, you know, I don't have to compute at the moment to like do that reliably.
So when I do get it, then we'll like resume the extremes again because I just can't like
my CPU just fucking can't handle it.
And I have to stream at a higher bit rate because the resolution whenever I stream is just complete ass.
And I don't think people enjoy watching that.
So until I get a setup where I can actually stream higher quality video,
I don't think I can put people through that.
So there's a post that's pinned up at the top right there.
Click that and join the Noetic Order Discord server.
Even if people are not entirely followers of mine,
you can be there as well, it doesn't matter.
If you'd like, subscribe to the server as well.
It helps us keep the whole operation running.
And yeah, we'll find like fun equipment.
So it's basically going to increase the entertainment value
for all of you all also.
This is entirely community funded projects.
Pretty cool.
So yeah, thank you all for coming.
See you again next week.
And actually see you in a couple of minutes. I'm going to jump in there and we're going to do this thing that's called Stages. It. Pretty cool. So yeah, thank you all for coming. See you again next week and actually see you in a couple
minutes. I'm going to jump in there and we're going to do this
thing that's called Stages. It's pretty cool.
It's literally just as
like Spaces. It's just a computerized version of it
and it's much more stable.
So yeah, we're going to head into that
and yeah, I'll be
there. Join us right there.
Click the link. Click the thing up at the top.
Do it. Do it now. Go click it right now. Do it. Do it. Join us right there. Click the link, click the thing up at the top. You guys there? Do it.
Do it, do it, do it now.
Go, go, click it right now.
Do it, do it, join them.
All right, see you guys.
Do it, do it now.
Do it, do it, do it now.
Do it now.
I'm telling you, Arnold is telling you, do it now.
