Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to play it on me. Oh, hit me with that ukulele.
Welcome back to another incredible episode of the Mystery Zone with me, your host, Mystery or Mystery, however you prefer to say it.
And of course, Cynthia, the absolute legend.
And, you know, shout out to the ukulele that absolutely brought that song to life uh you know
cynthia is an incredible artist she's got various collections on eath and she's working on in
ordinal's collection as well one of those collections is the restless path photography
it's really bullish path right because it's so fucking bullish we're always bullish out here
it's 0.11 eath there's only three left we're going to have to get one of those links up here. I'm checking it out right now on her page
as we speak. Restless path. Booyah. We got it right here. Pinning it to the top as well as,
you know, she's got the blockchain sprinkles. They are just incredible as well. They're only
0.03 ETH, you know so uh get them while you can
there's only three and when you get them buy them from the purse wallet so you know the proceeds
go right to her support artists and uh well shout out to the audience we have the best audience in
all of crypto nobody does it better there's zach there's emil there's RTF, there is Wishy Washi, there's Nell
Clove, we absolutely love Nell
and there's Anistart, or Anustart
as some have called him, what a
fucking legend, and of course
shout out to the future audience, the ones that haven't joined
us yet, maybe they join a little
bit later, maybe they listen to the
you know, they do that, and they tell us
hey, it's the morning for
me now 12 hours later uh i'm listening to the playback so they say that they say that exact
same thing and uh well shout out to them and there's walker as well who has joined us and uh
how are you doing this evening cynthia good evening mr e and good evening to our absolutely amazing
esteemed audience who we love uh both the present ones who are here with us now, and as you mentioned, those wonderful future
people as well. We appreciate each and every one of you, and we're so glad that you come to the
Mystery Zone to hang out with us and get your information on ordinals and sometimes a whole
bunch of other things as well. I've got my naughty late night Latin latte here.
You and I have been doing some
blockchain detective skills and helping
coming up with helping me solve
And yeah, just always, as always, happy to be here in the Mystery Zone. This is, you know, one of the greatest parts of every single day. It's
like the most reliable, great part of every day, I would say, you know. And we're here for episode
225 in a row, every single night. That's pretty amazing, I would say. Every single night we've
been here hanging out, talking about ordinals, talking about Bitcoin, technology, art, and sometimes just a whole
bunch of other stuff as well. And appreciate the time that we all spend here together.
And thank you for the shout out on my art that you've been doing nightly now at the beginning
of the show. I really appreciate it.
Also, make sure you get those Bitcoin Cyborgs.
Get those Bitcoin Cyborgs because they are the best.
The link is at the top, all the way to the right.
They're only .00013, which is like, what, maybe $10 plus fees.
I think the mempool was pretty low when I saw it earlier.
It was like $3 or $4 when I checked it out, maybe in the last hour.
So make sure you grab some of those absolutely amazing, unhinged, hand-drawn art Bitcoin cyborgs.
They're the best because we always want to support Mr. E and his amazing projects.
How are you doing tonight, Mr. E?
So beautifully said, so powerfully said, and very inspirationally said.
And, you know, you're so right.
We absolutely love this time of the evening, whether it's the morning, the evening, or anything in between.
Vibing with each and every single one of these absolute legends out here, as well as vibing with you, you absolute fucking legend.
And, you know, it's like their presence is the present, if you think about it, right?
And we're being present in this present moment.
But if it's the future, now that's the present and this is the past.
So it's just crazy how time works that way.
Like looking forward to Christmas morning and you're waiting to get those presents.
And then finally, finally, just you fall asleep and you just wake up suddenly.
And it's really early. It's still dark. And you're like, what time am I allowed to get up and go look at the tree?
And that's what it's like all the time.
That's exactly what it's like out here. You know, every single day, you know, every single day I'm at work and I'm like, oh, my God, I can't wait to get to that zone.
It's basically like waiting for Christmas and you're absolutely right.
And shout out to Omnity who has also joined us and Fixed as well.
You know, Ogby hooked up the Bitcoin Cyborgs with 20 whitelist spots for his upcoming based Ogby art collection.
And it's going to be absolutely incredible.
I pulled the names of the winners from the whitelist pool in the discord.
And, you know, many of the winners are in here, actually.
I think there's more, but I forgot the list off the top of my head.
But it's just incredible.
So head on to Ogby's page.
And I'm even going to pin it, actually, at the top here.
There's the based Ogby tweet.
You can retweet that if you like.
And it's just always nice to support the artists out here.
And we absolutely love it.
So shout out to Ogby. And thank you for hooking the cyborgs.
Shout out to Ogby, for sure.
And that's one of the many surprise benefits of being a Bitcoin cyborg, really.
If you have a Bitcoin cyborg, whether it's an 808 original collection or one of the 10Ks,
anyone can join the Discord, right?
Discord. But if you've got that Bitcoin cyborg, then you also get in on the hidden Bitcoin cyborg
channels, those holder channels, which includes a holder chat and as well, the coveted whitelist
pool channel, which all you have to do is just kind of throw your addresses in there,
your ordinals address and your EVM address, and that's all you have to do.
And then you're entered into every single whitelist draw or anything else that Mystery does.
You don't have to do it again.
You don't need to click a button to be like, let me in.
You just put your addresses in there.
You don't have to pay attention to it.
And then Mystery, whenever there's something going on,
and there's been a lot of different whitelist draws and giveaways and airdrops so far,
just in like a bit over a year now. He just puts your name, your name is in the hat now.
Once you have a Bitcoin cyborg, your name is in that hat. And that hat's getting bigger.
The hat is definitely getting bigger. It started as one of those little top hats.
I think it's grown to a larger cowboy hat now.
I think you need a larger cowboy hat with a big brim.
But it's excellent to see all of the new Bitcoin cyborgs join us there in Discord.
And we love having you guys in there.
So make sure you grab those Bitcoin cyborgs, join the discord, get Mr.
E to verify you and you're in here in baby.
That is extremely bullish and very good knowledge because, you know,
many people forgot they put their address in there and they're just winning
And like, oh my God, thank you so much. I forgot. forgot you know where's a lot of other projects that are kind of like oh
you have to re-enter each time freshly right you might forget or you might not be available
this is just a one-stop shop opt-in for giveaways and airdrops and things so uh you love to see it
and by the way shout out to blind gray squirrel who has joined us and Chrome who has joined us as well.
Absolute fucking legends. And, you know, we love Walker's PFP as well.
That Grail Bitcoin Cyborgs 10K is eating that taco.
He's got the Steamboat Willie shirt and the machete in the brain.
It's absolutely incredible. And, you know, that's just the way we like to do it out here.
And, you know, yesterday it was interesting, right?
Because yesterday was all about the alkanes, right?
We were doing a lot of talking about the alkanes.
And the alkanels as well.
Those sound super interesting.
And, you know, I'm kind of curious how those, you know, ended up turning out.
Because, my God, those alkanels.
ooh, look at this, RTF has made a very cool cyborg picture, I've just retweeted it,
that is a badass, I wouldn't want to run into that dude in an alley, unless it was the Wendy's
dumpster alley, maybe, you know, in which case, I'd show him a good time, I'd show him a damn good time wouldn't i and uh well uh you're giving me some amazing
when uh behind the wendy's dumpster flashbacks for that um you know that 23 and a half hour
shift is grueling and we just take a little bit of time we carve out this time to be here in the
zone um but it's always nice to be reminded of the coziness behind that dumpster so thank you
what we're here for you know that is exactly what we're here for and uh you know it's just a it's
just a beautiful thing i'm kind of curious fuck i lost that link i lost the link but i think i'm
gonna hack into it from the bitcoins or the or the what the fuck is the name of the dog tag nft
account i'm gonna go to the dog tag nft. I'm going to go to the dog tag NFT account.
We're like typing really fast.
You're typing really fast and squinting at the screen.
And then you're like waiting a second for things to load.
Then you're typing really fast again.
And like enhance, enhance.
That's what we say behind the Wendy's dumpster as well. I'm in. They're like i'm in i'm in i made it it's like it's like the movie that's what we say behind the
wendy's dumpster as well i'm in they're like mystery you don't have to say that every time
i'm like no no no i insist uh i'm gonna say it you gotta keep people updated you gotta let them
know what's going on uh you know communication is really important open communication is always
important in so many different contexts we put the come in
communication let me tell you that let me tell you that much and uh oh my god what is this
gentleman's name i believe it's web.3 web.3 uh that's not him what the hell well we're all we're
all fucked but you know what though at least we uh we... No Alkanels tonight. Unless I can Google this. Alkanels... Oh, wait, no, they're called Alkanes. Fuck.
Maybe that's why they weren't coming up. Maybe that's why.
They should be called Alkanels. Like, fuck. That's such a horrible name.
Sometimes it happens, though.
We all miss some good opportunities here and there.
As you and I did with the Cheeky...
I was thinking it's a little chick, but no, it's Cheeky Bee.
That adorable little chick that 92 drew.
The legend Lukey. Lucas Calm uh created an alkan alkan i see i keep wanting to say alkanos uh it just rolls off the tongue it just rolls off just rolls off the fucking tongue
just like just like licking the booty you know rolls off the tongue uh in the best way lukey did that and then it fucking blew
up it just absolutely crushed the mempool yesterday we've been seeing you know like one to maybe four
sats per vbite lately maybe a couple times like five or six at most but nothing really above that
lately uh the last bit and then yesterday i was seeing screenshots and i was like is this a joke
and i opened the mempool and it was like, I don't know,
26 or something ridiculous. Like what is going on?
That was actually so funny too, because like there was this guy actually, uh,
so I've been talking about kind of like, cause you know,
I think people had been saying like, Hey, why don't you talk about, um,
upcoming like, you know, mints and things like that.
And so we started kind of doing that and there's this gentleman named creator right who uh it's funny actually he's rocking like an omb and the
guy that owned that omb before him his name was nicola bought a bitcoin cyborg and then when he
sold it to creator tesla bought a bitcoin oh my god nicola tesla bought a bitcoin cyborg he
definitely would though he
totally would he'd be like he probably did already he came back from the dead he reincarnated himself
uh and he has he's a bitcoin cyborgs holder that's that was the word on the grapevine that
was the scuttlebug it was like that scene from you know the movie uh the watchman right where
that guy blows himself up but then then he, like, pieces himself back
That was fucking Nikola Tesla coming back to life.
I'm like, I must return to get a Bitcoin cyborg.
That's what happens to people behind that Wendy's dumpster with us.
So they come up to me after.
They're like, no, thank you, mystery.
You saved me today. I're like, no, thank you, Mr. You saved me today.
I feel like I'm whole again.
And I'm like, no, no, it's just my whole that you're talking about here.
We had to talk about Nikola Tesla and his amazing Bitcoin Cyborgs, the Grail Bitcoin
So like Nikola bought one and then he had this omb and then he sold it to uh
to creator and creator started rocking it so i was like oh that'd be kind of cool if i could get
creator to pick up a bitcoin cyborg and then he did right he did i sweet talked him he picked one
up and then he also released uh an ordinals collection yesterday right and and the funniest
fucking thing is like yeah like you said the mempool was just
it was so low for like you know months or whatever the fuck right and then of course just yesterday
the the chaos that lukey and uh fucking 92 unleashed on the blockchain brought the the fees
up to like what 28 sas per vbyte and of course like it always happens on the day that somebody's
like minting something right like that was exactly what happened with me it was like oh the fees have been low for weeks
and then all of a sudden the day i launched it's like oh my god they're up to like 30 or whatever
the fuck it was crazy when that happened because we were talking and yeah the fees were so low
sats per vbite were just you know a few a few and then all and you're like all right i'm gonna
launch this on this day and everyone you know i was waiting for a few, and then all, and you're like, all right, I'm going to launch this on this day. And everyone, you know, I was waiting for it to launch. Like I know other people were
excited for it to launch and then you launch it. And literally that very same day, that exact day,
those goddamn mempool fees just absolutely exploded. And we're just like, what, what just
happened? Like how, how did this happen? Who is fucking around with the mempool?
Because it was crazy how it went from, like, zero to 60 so fast.
It was like watching NASCAR, you know.
They went from zero to 60 in no time.
And, my God, you know, they're always turning left.
But, you know, the crazy thing. That left curve. That that left curve that left girl hey we always love to curve left we hit that spot we hit that spot when
we curve left and uh you know the funny thing is though so creator launched this project 92 and
lukey meanwhile are like launching the fucking cheeky b thing uh it's funny it's just funny how
this shit all comes together i'm like watching
it all kind of from the sidelines uh and then i i actually did mint luckily one of his planets
before the fees went crazy uh because i was like you know he bought a cyborg i want to like support
him and the coolest fucking thing is these planets are actually so fucking sick i'm gonna pin this
but like uh i'm gonna pin the video so what I was
doing is I was like it's a it's very cool he's somehow he's done a 3d planet
that you can like zoom in on and shit like that right I guess it's like
recursion and each plant there's 2100 planets each planet is different but
he's only he's only doing a whitelist mint right which I think is neat so it's
kind of like invitation sort of only or like uh he gave
some white list to like one collection so i was thinking like if people like this i might reach
out to him and just see if like maybe he can give the cyborg some white list for these things because
he's like i don't want to do a public mint um and i like that too right because he was saying he
kind of wants to like have a more intimate connection with uh the holders and stuff but the coolest fucking thing that happened uh like this actually caught me
off guard like i was very surprised in a good way uh i'm just finding the tweet but so basically i
was on ori scan and i was like looking at the planet and i was like zooming in and out and
stuff um and i was like screen recording at the time so that i could do like a shout out post to
him and here it is i'm posting it at the top right now is there a bitcoin cyborg on your planet
that would be the coolest shit ever oh my god okay so it's kind of in a way like okay so like
you know like we did the dog tag uh we did the the dogs of war right which is like in the same
universe as the uh bitcoin cyborgs so So in the first scene of that,
there's like explosions on this planet.
And if you look at the planet that I got here,
there's these like red dots
that kind of keep popping up along it, right?
So I'm just kind of like, holy shit,
it's like those little explosions we had in that animation.
But the craziest fucking thing is,
so I'm like looking at it, right?
And now the tweet should be pinned to the top.
If you look at this little animation,
it says, shout out to creator Bitcoin for this planet's ordinal.
That solar flare was a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
You can see me just looking around the planet.
The sun's in the background.
And I see this big pulse wave of something.
I'm like, what the fuck's going on there?
The sun just emitted a solar flare.
So I posted that, and then he replied with a quote tweet saying that the solar flare
happens when there's a new block.
So, like, that's so cool.
And I just wasn't even expecting that.
So if I hadn't have looked when a block had cleared, I wouldn't have even seen that.
I wouldn't have even noticed it. So that's a very cool little detail that he's added to that so that's
crazy yeah isn't that cool how do you even do that that's so cool that like literally is so
fucking impressive like the shit you can do with recursion kind of blows my mind actually like uh
because i mean i did know that you know people know, the, when the dog rune was originally like a rune stone was airdropped to people.
And that was like 3d, you could rotate around that. But like, I didn't, I didn't know you
could have like a environment that interacts with other things. And like, this has a fucking
sun that's off in the distance, shoots out a solar flare every time there's a new block
and it like passes your planet and shit some planets apparently have like moons that are
orbiting them and stuff like that's fucking cool and it's random you know random each planet is
like uniquely made to this 2100 so um i don't know like if people want to mint these like there's no
public mint for this but if people are interested in this like i might reach out to him and and just
see like hey could i get some you know whitelist for the cyborgs and maybe maybe do a giveaway that
way because i i this is just something i think is like really fucking cool like it's not even
like something i'd be like trying to make flip for money or anything like that i just like
i don't think space is kind of cool and i just think that's interesting too the planet has those
And we did that same effect on Dogs of War, the very first scene.
And Dogs of War, for anybody who doesn't know,
is like the very first animated series on Bitcoin
that me and my brother inscribed onto Bitcoin.
And there's like the full season one is up on Magic Eden right now.
It's not for sale or anything.
It's just like to be watched.
But yeah, the first scene shows like this planet.
It's like a digital NFT planet
because like the villain digitizes worlds
onto his blockchain and like enslaves the people.
And there's a war going on in the first scene.
It's like saving Private Ryan.
There's over 400 tracks of audio too
that like I did the audio.
My brother did the animation.
And so yeah, I just thought it was kind of of cool how fitting was it that i get this planet with these
like red fucking dots that are popping up it's like this it's like the war is happening on that
planet uh so very cool very cool to see so i just love to shout out the artists out here um and you
know those alkanes right the thing that reminded me of all that was just the fact that you had brought up
92 and Lukey launching those Alkanes.
And, you know, fucking shout out to them, those Cheeky B.
And actually, I found the website.
It's like the marketplace to get Alkanes.
If you want to buy Alkanes, it's called idclub.io marketplace and um it's kind of interesting
right because like maybe let's check the top three here first off actually bitcoin where's
bitcoin sitting today it's at 93,447 us dollars per coin market cap uh so it's up just like 0.74
almost one whole percent which is basically like a thousand percent for us bulls.
You know, we see a little bit of green and that's good enough for me, baby.
And, uh, by the way, shout out to the audience.
We got the best audience, right?
You know, for the longest time I was always like reading his name as psycho piss dancer.
Uh, and I was like, wow, that's great.
I think that's Elon's alt, Psycho Piss Dancer.
That is Elon, actually, yeah.
I will reply to another one of your tweets.
Don't worry about it, he says.
For those of you who don't know elon did reply to my pinned tweet
on my bio and uh yeah and that was the day the fucking cyborgs absolutely pumped the original
collection just fucking pumped uh it was crazy to see they pumped twice they pumped first when
the like the west discovered it they're like what elon replied no way we gotta load up the cyborgs
and then it pumped again when the east found out it was a very magical day um i've been living in the shadow
of my prior self ever since you know a shadow of a man cursed to walk the nine to five existence
no no no no you know we're gonna save you mystery the save mr e campaign is underway as you know
everyone's got to mint those bitcoin cyborgs, not just because they're absolutely amazing, and they are, and the community is amazing,
but also because we are saving Mr. E. Save Mr. E. Fuck the clock tower.
We've got to save Mr. E from the hellhole of the nine to five.
That is what we're working on.
One of the few quests, so you've got a couple of quests that are currently ongoing,
and that is absolutely one of them.
It's an important one for sure.
we've got a few quests on the docket right now,
and that is, that's been ongoing for a while now.
So we're working on that and it's going to happen.
So make sure. I feel it in my bones it's going to happen so make sure i feel it in my main bone
i don't have i don't have one of those otherwise i can almost i can actually feel it in your main
bone as well strangely we love to see it and uh my god my god we're gonna that's one of the quests
there's many quests ongoing, ongoing quests.
And well, speaking of adventuring, we're adventuring through once again, this world of alkanals.
Some people call them alkanes.
Uh, I don't know about that, but, uh, the number one, one on this chart, on this ID
club website is called methane.
million dollar market cap but look at that it's down 30 percent cheeky b uh you hate to see this
one but i mean you love to see cheeky b but you hate to see it's down 49 percent over yesterday
it's now at a 218 thousand dollar market cap but you know cheeky b is going to be back because i've
been seeing some great memes out there.
And man, they got Cheeky B twerking now.
Holy fuck, Lukey made a strip club meme and the booty is absolutely slapping.
It's absolutely slapping.
I'm going to start making some of those.
Elmo made a great generational bottom tweet already.
I'm going to make another one of those ones where it's like the bounce that women think we want
versus the bounce we really want.
And it's like cheeky be on the left,
the chart going up on the right.
So we'll keep cheeky on the timeline,
And then the third one is diesel,
which is apparently we learned is like the gas token of alkanes.
It's at a $30.8 million market cap.
If we bought that yesterday, we would be up 10% today, which is incredible.
There's another one called butane, right?
I'm noticing a theme here.
$448,000 market cap. cap down nine percent really look at that and uh fartane fartane
242 000 mark cut down 23 so everything's down except for diesel really on this there's not and
you know the funny thing is like it seems like cheeky has really made a name for himself on these alkanes because like everything else is like such a boring thing.
It's like methane, butane, diesel, fartane, alkanium. Uh, but then you got cheeky B,
which absolutely has the funny factor. So, uh, we'd love to see that. We absolutely love to see
that. And, uh, Oh, we are checking checking in checking in on the bitcoins no no
mint no mint okay that's cool that's fine i didn't want anybody to mint actually i was just testing
uh don't mint right because not not allowed to mint right now uh here we are on the magic eden
top close the uh mint for a bit right yeah that's right yeah we've closed the mint you it's uh it's
closed uh you'll still be able to mint but no don't it's close it's like you know it's like
those construction sites with a shitty sign that says it's like a shitty little tape and it's like
not allowed to go onto this fun construction zone and play with all the cool you know uh construction
equipment and then you just like lift up the tape and you go underneath it.
That's basically exactly what's going on on the Bitcoin Cyborg's Mint page right now.
What do you think of that, Cynthia?
We love those Bitcoin Cyborg's.
I was replying to the absolute legend of Chitoshi in the comments.
I replied to a bunch of the comments, actually.
You know, just trying to do you know just trying to do the work
trying to do the work and earn my
keep and make sure you don't
and tell me to get the fuck out of there
we're making more room for you
here in this Wendy's dumpster
and by the way shout out to Clearbud
who has joined us as well, and WossieGlow
Oh, I know Em. I know Em.
He's a good guy. He's a legend. Em is a great guy.
absolute legends joining us. You love
And of course, Clearbud and WossieGlow are fucking legends. Absolute beyond joining us. You love to see it. And, uh, of course, clear bud and lost people are fucking legends.
Absolute beyond those two.
Unlike anything you would ever believe.
And, you know, I can just shout out, right?
Because clear bud, you know,
he donated to that coffee fund slash Vegas wedding fund,
uh, a little while back, right?
And well, it's kind of funny because we found a little bit of a curiosity tonight and it
was very cool, but we found a solution.
We were doing a little bit of blockchain sleuthing and well, uh, well, no, let's just, let's just say we actually, we actually,
we got a little bit of Bitcoin mixed in with a ordinals wallet. Right. But the funny thing is,
is Xverse has this cool little method. It's very easy to get it out and get it out of the,
the ordinals wallet and back into the Bitcoin wallet. Um, all you do is you basically like
wallet and back into the Bitcoin wallet.
All you do is you basically like go to the rare sats tab of experts.
You find it has like, if you've received like, let's say, you know,
point whatever, 0.1 Bitcoin or something.
And then you got another transaction, you received 0.0000001, right?
Or whatever, like four, five, four, three,
you know that that like that smaller one is like an
ordinal and you can also cross reference it to like something like order scan um to see oh yeah
yeah there was an ordinal received that day but then if you notice there's like a there's like a
fucking large amount of bitcoin in there but there's no ordinal received on that day on ordinal
orders order scan then you know it's like bitcoin that was sent to
the ordinal wallet and then so all you do is you go to the rare sats tab you select that bundle
let's say it's 0.1 bitcoin uh and then you're able to basically just transfer it over to
the bitcoin tab and uh it's that was a bit of a puzzle to figure out but um it was actually it's
actually kind of cool because like i learned something i think we both learned something there um you're never fucked right you're never fucked you just uh
well you just uh you know and then you can be fucked
we dig we dig and then we fuck and that's the way it works out here absolute fucking legends
and uh my god just uh for uh for looking into that and figuring it out i was not at my pc at
the time i was eating dinner very quickly and uh and uh yeah but we figured it out and we figured
out what was going on so shout out to you mr e
for your amazing detective work and um thank and shout out to clearbud for that i swear
because it was weird when i knew clearbud had donated to that coffee slash wedding fund a while
back and i thought it showed up i remember it showing up um which which is why this was weird
i'm like was there a second something else that
went through so i don't know we're gonna have to look a little more closely at all those
transactions to figure it out but shout out to clearbud nonetheless because he's such a
legend hell yeah it's like we saved clearbud's bits corn and now it is ready for more coffee to be acquired.
And, uh, you know, the vibes, like I've got my naughty late night Latin latte here as
Uh, it's in my favorite cup as well.
You know, it says the best, it's used to say the best uncle ever, uh, used to say it was
But I guess through many washings uh that gold part
has like vanished so now it just says the best blank ever so it can be anything yeah
the best cyborg ever is what it says today oh and the craziest fucking thing the weirdest thing
i can drink coffee out of any other cup, right?
And if I mix in like a little bit, like, you know, when you get coffee cream, like kind of the heavier creams, it's so fucking creamy and so good.
But like if you mix in milk, it's like, it's all right, right?
But it's like, you know, it's like less calories than the cream, but it's like not as creamy tasting. Who the fuck cares about it?
Who wants to count calories?
I don't count calories and I'm a woman.
I don't want to count calories.
What a waste of time and what a waste of life's small pleasures.
Like, we're going to worry about a bit of cream.
I often, my lattes, which is like, you know, espresso and milk.
But I've been, I'm not going to lie, I mix milk, like usually 2% milk with 10% cream, I mix them together. And
that's what makes so I mean, that's a bit, you know, calorie heavy, but it tastes so fucking
good. I can't help it. It just, you know, it's not like I'm, you know, eating a lot of sweets
and things like that anyway. So it's like, you might as well enjoy when you're gonna have a coffee
or whatever. Right? You might as well enjoy when you're gonna have a coffee or whatever right you
might as well enjoy it and you gotta enjoy those little things and but somehow i don't know how it
does it but like this because like i don't always have cream right and so like sometimes i just got
the milk and that's a lie you always do but when i got when i put it in the milk in this cup
something happens where it like tastes like fucking cream i'm like what the
hell and it's like magic it is magic magic cup first time i was like what the fuck did i put
cream in this and i was like no wait this is milk and then like even tonight i'm tasting it's like
so fucking good uh it should not taste this fucking good but if i had it in any other cup
uh it would just be like okay you know it's unlike a rose uh because a rose smells just
as sweet by any other name but nope not for this this cup is uh very special a cup by any other
cup would not be a coffee a latte a naughty late night latte but any other cup would not
taste just as sweet apparently that's exactly it that's exactly fucking it so cheers
to each and every single one of you as i take this sip of this naughty late night latin latte
i need to i should sit mine i haven't drank much of it and i always use the same cup it's a cup
with a whole bunch of cats on it um and i love that cup it's just fun and it says in the inside like just under the rim it says meow or never
oh my god meow or never right it's so great it's fucking awesome i always thought it'd be like
funny if you had something like uh meows our chance or something like that sorry if it said
what uh meows our chance oh that's a good one too Oh, that's a good one too. Oh man, that's a good one.
I'm going to have to use that somewhere.
Maybe when, well, I already have a latte drawn for the cat collection.
So that's one of the traits.
We might have to add meows our chance onto that cup or something.
Maybe a sign. I don't know. We're going to have to, I got to write that down onto that cup or something. Maybe a sign.
We're going to have to, I got to write that down.
And, uh, you know, it was shout out to the audience.
We got the best audience, right?
We've been joined here by the shake machine.
Uh, always love skating around those pylons and driving around the pylons when the
goddamn construction crews, I believe it's Pilon. I've hung out with him in some other
spaces before. I believe it is Pilon, but we do like those pylons to skate around. This is true.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah. That's what I'm talking about. And, uh, well, there's Trippin Monkey
as well. Absolutely love Trippin Monkey.
And, you know, we're here on the Magic Eaton Top 10 page, right?
We're taking a look at what's going on.
And, well, you know, there's something new here called OpCat Puppets.
What the fuck is going on here?
It's got, like, 0.5 bitcoin trading volume there's seven sales one is
currently pending holy shit there's no change in the day so it must have just been recently like
launched yeah it's brand new and it has a seven bitcoin floor what the fuck um what this is what
it looks like a little lady yeah who made this who this? Who's behind this craziness here? Oh, I see it.
That's weird because I opened, like I had Magic Eden open, I don't know, in the last couple of hours, I would say, when I was on the front page.
And I remember seeing Taproot Wizards as number one, like a couple of hours ago.
They look like puppets, but mixed with m'lady heads.
I'm looking at them now as well.
But there's only, the supply is only 20.
They've been selling like, the first one sold for 0.08 Bitcoin.
The second one sold for 0.08.
The other one sold for like 0.077 sounds like wash
trading this could be yeah this looks like wash trading like really one of them has the hat has
clear buds purple hat oh my god oh look at that clear buds there it is there it is it's got clear
buds purple hat oh actually that looks like uh i mean it even has the glasses even has clear
buds glasses holy shit make this collection oh my god uh you know this one's basically like an
honorary for clear bud out here uh but it's unlisted it's unlisted my god i wonder if these
are honoraries of some kind since there's only 20 you know that'd be kind of funny if they started
off with like 20 for honoraries and then kind of funny if they started off like 20 for
honoraries and then they make a bigger collection or something like that opcat puppets this is just
like very they all have the bitcoin shirt though that's the funny thing like very interesting uh
traits there's no traits listed on here so it's much like the opium collection but there's only
20 of them there's only 20 of them. There's only 20 of them.
And the only one listed is for seven Bitcoin.
And the only one is seven.
Maybe this was totally some wash trading to get it onto the charts.
there's gotta be a certain point.
if you get higher volume than all the other ones,
then obviously you're going to make it to the top of the chart.
So they saw that the taparoo wizards had a 0.3 Bitcoin volume. if you get higher volume than all the other ones, then obviously you're going to make it to the top of the chart. So, um,
they saw that the Tapper wizards had a 0.3 Bitcoin volume.
we just got a wash trade.
You know what else exists?
I clicked on one of them and looked at the wallet owner.
And the only other thing in this particular wallet is op cat bats sorry
looking through this wallet yeah I'm looking through some I'm going to look
through some other ones as well see what there is this one has so all the ones
I've clicked so far I've just had one oh yeah here it is opcat bats my god and look at this one is uh this one was bought for 0.1 bitcoin as well so these are
clearly that's a 72 supply collection which has a three bitcoin floor and they've all been selling
for 0.11 bitcoin so yeah this is totally wash trading cabal going on here oh hold on is that is this what i think it is um one wallet has 13 of these
op cat puppets in it ah look at this so it's like one person that is one with the bow the one with
the hair bow like the pink bow that one has 13 in there oh and that makes sense because if you look
at all the all the wallets that have
sold have just been from that one wallet actually come to think of two different wallets so it must
be so all these other wallets are that person's wallet i guess right uh who is it who are you
reveal yourself reveal yourself somebody's made an offer for 0.0001 Bitcoin. That's funny.
There's two offers at the moment for 0.0001 Bitcoin.
If I had like one Bitcoin, I could just wash trade those Bitcoin cyborgs all the way up
to a one Bitcoin floor or something somehow.
You know, but alas, alas, I'm a poor.
And so I sell a collection for point zero zero zero one three at inscribe.
Now the Bitcoin cyborg's 10k
so that I can get the corn to wash trade
you know that's the utility
that's the fucking utility
I split it with my brother so I get the $5
behind the Wendy's dumpster
I'm like multitasking, right?
I'm giving some dude the best blow job of his life.
But I'm side glancing at my phone the whole time.
Because he's in the glory hole, right?
He's not paying attention.
He's got his eyes closed.
Their clothes rolled back in his head.
He's not paying any attention.
You could have alerts going off and he's just like, it's fine.
And the thing is, too, is I don't have a gag reflex there.
So I'm in the no gag gang.
But I make the fake choking sounds just so that he feels like he's really getting his
And meanwhile, I'm just wash trading those cyborgs.
One of those good tactics.
It's one of the good tactics.
Everyone, even if you're not choking, you just got to pretend, make
people feel good about themselves.
You just pretend to make them feel good about themselves.
And then you get that BJ money behind the glory, the glory hole behind the Wendy's dumpster.
We'll run a seminar later on how it's done.
We're going to, yeah, we got to work on that.
Remember we were going to do a course, like one of those internet courses you can buy.
We're going to work on that.
When we have a bit of time, we're going to work on that course.
But we have been doing those 23 and a half hour shifts behind that wendy's dumpster so it's been difficult to find
the time and we have to like there's got to be one of us behind there all the time so that half
an hour can't really overlap i mean you know except for when we're here in the zone but like
that doesn't count uh it's just it's been complicated but we're working on it and it's
it's all right we make it work we make it work and we
do it with style uh by the way shout out to the audience right there's itchitoshi what a fucking
legend absolutely love that itchitoshi and uh you know you know you just you just love to see it
right but uh what you don't like to see is red on the charts right right? Like number two here, uh, looks like the taproot wizards,
they're down 2.7%. Um, now I normally wouldn't care except, you know, we do have that one
Bitcoin cyborgs legend that did get the whitelist. Uh, I grinded my ass off for two years.
You did. Can I tell the story? Because I like to, I with this story. Oh, please do. Please glaze on.
So, Mr. E grinded, grounded, ground, grind.
He was doing everything to get onto that goddamn Taproot Wizards whitelist.
He had the Bip420 in his name forever.
He was making memes and videos and just doing everything he could.
He tried to track Udi down to give him one of those behind the dumpster specials.
But he wasn't able to do that because Udi is a fucking little crafty bitch.
But Mystery did everything he could.
But Mr. E did everything he could.
And he had a star next to his name for a long time in that Taproot Wizards, I don't know,
And we're just like, what does that star mean?
What does that star mean other than that you are a good boy?
And then the whitelist was announced and Mr. E was on that whitelist.
It was a testament to his strength, to his tenacity, to his grinding.
An absolute testament to all of that and more.
But of course, the Taproot Wizards were charging a fucking insane 0.2 Bitcoin for that.
Who has 0.2 Bitcoin to just throw away on a goddamn wizard? Because I sure
don't. I really don't. And neither did he, unfortunately, even though he really deserves
that. So what did he do? Instead of letting that whitelist go to waste, we don't want the white to
go to waste. He was like, hey, Bitcoin cyborgs in the discord, I've got this whitelist for the taproot wizards.
And one of those legends in there, he said, yes, it's me.
And so what they did was and this was a big trust exercise, this was a massive trust exercise within the Bitcoin
Cyborgs community, because you couldn't change the address on the whitelist. It was just the
address that you had provided already. So what had to be done was that this legendary Bitcoin
Cyborg had to send Mr. E 0.2 Bitscorn, 0.2 basic, it's like $20,000, right? You had to send that
to Mr. E. Mr. E had to custody it. He had to send it in time because there was a cutoff for when
your wallet had to be funded. So if you didn't have the corn in your wallet, you were cut off,
cut off. But he, they got it in just in time, just in time. And then what happened to happen, so Mystery had to hang on to that .2 for a couple days.
Then he had to mint the Taproot Wizard.
And then a couple days later, those Taproot Wizards were sent out.
So there were several days where this Bitcoin cyborg was without his Bitcoin and without his wizard.
And he trusted Mystery enough to send him the point to,
to have mystery meant that he would, and by the way, he ran home during his lunch hour from that
horrible nine to five that we're trying to save him from. He went home at lunch to mint that wizard
and then went back to work in the Gulag there. And, uh, and then a few days later he had to run home again at lunch and send that wizard out once they had airdropped it.
So it was a huge trust exercise within the Bitcoin cyborg community
and of course Mr. E passed that test with flying colors
because he's a fucking legend and a Chad
He got that wizard to that bitcoin cyborg and uh you
know everyone lived happily ever after basically apart from the wizards you know going down like
immediately the next day but apart from that everything was great right everyone uh did what
they said they would do and um there was that digital handshake and that was trusted
and everything worked out. So Mystery is a legend for that. And you can, I mean,
I've known him for quite a while. Obviously we hang out here every day and he's been nothing
but kind and helpful. And that's all I really know him as. I i don't you know uh he's just been great so
that was a wonderful thing to see and then now someone in the bitcoin cyber community has that
taproot wizard it did not go to waste it did not go back into the pool to be uh dutch auctioned off
or whatever the hell they do and it was a wonderful moment and I think Dutch Oven was a term. Dutch Oven, oh God.
So it was a wonderful thing to see,
to have that work out and to see a Bitcoin cyborg
receive that Taproot Wizard that he wanted.
So shout out to you, Mr. Eve,
for doing that for the community.
Because I personally have not seen a single other person
give away a Tapu Wizard's whitelist. Nobody else did that, not to mention do all the legwork
involved to get it. So that was fantastic. I appreciate those kind words and the way you
told that story was so beautiful, so rich, right? The details, the characters we all know and love, all brought to life with a radiant, you know, setting, right? There was a beginning, middle and end. It ended on a cliffhanger because it's like, where did the wizards go from here? But we're just happy that legend got it and uh you know you're so fucking right like
nobody was giving away taproot wizards white lists i mean uh you know up until that meant like the
only way to really get a guaranteed white list was to basically uh you can buy a fucking quantum
cat that had a golden uh cape right they would right. That would guarantee you that. And, you know, I don't know if all, you know,
the CT, the crypto Twitter account Gainsey, uh,
he's kind of like famous from last cycle as like a degenerate gambler.
And he bought one of those cats for, I think like two Bitcoin or something like
that, that had a gold Cape. So it was kind of like, it was like,
you could do that to Bitcoin or something like that, that had a gold cape. So it was kind of like, it was like, you could do that to Bitcoin or something like that, or, uh, you know, a grind for two years. Um, but there was another way you could also like entangle, if you had a dead cat
and an alive cat, you could like load them up on the site and entangle them, uh, and then get, get it for like 0.1 Bitcoin or something like
that. So, um, it was very, very interesting to see. Uh, so like, you know, shout out to that
legend who, I mean, there wasn't much time, right. I was basically just like, if you have the corn
and you trust me, uh, let me know you want it, send me the corn. I can't change the wallet.
And yeah. And then I cussed it. That was like the most Bitcoin I've like ever had. Right. By the way, like, I mean, like that was literally
people have like, you know, have shot their reputations for like that much or less. Right.
Basically taking that short term game, rugging a coin and then disappearing. Right. I could have
could have made my way to the Bahamas, right?
I could have lived like a king, maybe in Mexico,
maybe in Thailand or something.
No, I minted that wizard.
I was very careful with the address
to make sure I didn't just send it to Binance
You had one job and you know your baby was crying and you were tired and you just somehow sent it sent the wrong thing to binance um how how i don't i don't know anyway you can
see me juggling this baby uh juggling cats and dogs and i'm like that's what i was picturing i have to send this transaction i'm typing with my
feet that's how i oh no i sent the wrong thing how there's like relatives are like literally
mr e just give us the baby and the dog or the cat like take your time typing that no no i gotta do
it all i gotta oh it's gone to Binance. Fuck. Luckily, we didn't
let that happen this time.
Shout out to that legend. That's why we hope
that these taproot wizards
floor that they're at right now,
We hope that pumps back up to not only
one, 10, 20, 40 Bitcoin. Oh my God. Imagine a 40 Bitcoin sale. That would
just be insane. Uh, so we're manifesting that for that legend. And, uh, well, let me tell you,
let me tell you, he's a legend indeed. And you know, I just knew he was a legend because he,
he owns a Bitcoin cyborgs 10 K minting for just .0013 Bitcoin plus fees.
The fees that go to the miners, right?
And my God, shout out to the audience.
You know, we've been joined by Mama as well.
And Jay as well has joined us, right?
So it's just a pleasure, just a privilege out here.
You know, Bitcoin, it was up a little bit, right? It was up a little bit last time're vibing we're thriving you know bitcoin it was up a little
bit right it was up a little bit last time i checked we're checking again it's still up a
little bit it's up 0.44 which is basically like a thousand percent to a bull right because we're
always bullish out here and uh you know can't stop won't stop being bullish right i don't know
anyone more bullish than us mystery um you know i can't lie I don't know anyone more bullish than us, mystery. You know, I can't lie.
I don't know anyone more bullish than us.
We stay bullish through the thick, through the thin, through the ups and the downs, the
red and the green, no matter what's going on.
We stay bullish here in the mystery zone.
It's a skill and everyone should do their best to stay bullish, even when you're having
a rough day and, you know some company is trying to
fuck you over but it'll be okay you'll figure it out and uh it'll work out okay just stay
you're absolutely right we stay bullish through the thick through the thin uh through the up
and the down through the in and the out through the choking the spitting uh the wall slamming
the hair pulling we're bullish throughout all of it and uh well you know maybe the spitting, uh, the wall slamming, the hair pulling, we're bullish throughout all of it.
And, uh, well, you know, maybe the spanking as well. And, uh, you know, that just goes to show
that just goes, there's not many that would, you know, I mean, my God, I'm so bullish on
these ordinals. It's like, they give me an orgasm. Oh my God. I thought of that one earlier today i was like oh my god that's so fucking
it's so ridiculous i don't even know if anyone said that yet so we've coined the word orgasm now
um it's a thing so let's fucking go you come here right you come here you get the charts you get the
bitcoin charts you get the ordinals charts you can get ordinals charts, you even get the alkanes charts. Some call them alkanals. I believe it. Uh, right. You get, we talk about how shit
works. We talk about memes, right? Dreams, fucking vibing, thriving. We talk about the culture,
right? The people, the events, the current events. And then also out of nowhere, you hear a new word, orgasm,
and it's changed your life forever.
I know it just changed mine.
I need a cigarette after that one.
early morning purrs for Ichitoshi.
This is the purring moment for Ichitoshi.
I hope he's not driving right now
or he's going to have an orgasm. He's gonna have a
real orgasm listening to that one and I just start making those weird cat noises when they see a
bird. I just turn into a cat sometimes. Look at this speaking of cats these aren't cats they're monkeys the
node monkeys number three they're down 2.9 sitting at 0.039 bitcoin floor seven sales
on the day look at that um people just dumping people just a dumping right one day they said
oh i want to buy this at a high price the next day like nope i want to sell it i want to dump it
below what i bought it for that's not bullish i would never do that you know it's either hold it to the moon or hold it to zero there is no
in between uh but if anyone does want to dump um some bitcoin right now we do have that amazing
coffee and possibly las vegas wedding fund uh posted up at the top you just never know what's gonna happen um
you know and if you if you contribute to that you're gonna get an invitation uh to that possible
wedding you'll get uh i don't know some pictures something we don't know yet it's gonna be great
though um and if you donate in general yeah there might be prizes involved um rewards things like
that you just never know but
we've had some people donate to that beautiful coffee fund before they are absolute legends
they've kept this these naughty late night latin lattes just to flow in so we could have this coffee
that keeps us going for these amazing shows 225 nights in a row
225 nights in a row did you't that crazy? 225 nights in a row.
Did you hear all that rhyming, though?
I'm like Bitcoin M&M guy.
You're like Notorious O.R.D.
I'm just much smaller than that.
You put the smalls in Biggie Smalls.
And you put the Biggie in Smalls.
I put the Big in the Smalls.
You know what I'm talking about?
Oh, my God. We're going to get canceled one of these days. We haven't been canceled yet what I'm talking about oh my god we're gonna get cancelled one of these days
we haven't been cancelled yet
Elon's busy gutting the government
and sending people to space
so luckily he hasn't noticed us yet
except for that one time he replied to the tweet
in my pinned tweet by the way
and the Bitcoin cyborgs pumped that day
and he's been gutting me, I mean i mean what i've been getting you ever since all night long and you know that's the
beautiful thing right because you know we come together here right in this ordinal space and
then we come together and it's just a beautiful thing and then after that you know, we collapsed into a messy pile of various liquids and other things.
And it's just, uh, we, you know, we were like, Oh, what's going on with the ordinals?
And well, and then we read the charts.
So that's just how we do it out here.
And a shout out to the legends that have contributed to that, you know, that beautiful
coffee fund, that Vegas wedding fund, because, you know, let me just tell you there's well clear bud
what a legend has done it emil as well has done it and uh well there's uh wasi could be you wasi
too that legend wasi glow absolute legend wasi glow contributing to that and uh you know that's just that's just the way it goes and uh
i believe i believe walker may have as well um i might have been on a drunken stupor that night
uh correct me if i'm wrong at some point but uh well we'll give him the shout out for that as well
he definitely um helped in maintaining that child,
our three-way child, Frostfang, the pizza pet.
He was definitely, you know,
he definitely gives some child support on that little Frostfang pizza pet
Rest in peace, Frostfang.
Shout out to Walker for that.
What a good little, you know, he's such a good baby daddy.
Such a good pizza pet daddy.
So shout out to Walker for that.
And, you know, rest in power to Frostfang.
Every time I look at Frostfang's, you know, tomb tombstone it laughs at me with a clown on top
there's a clown on it and it's just laughing at me um and mocking me but that's you know that's
that's part of it i you know it just happens sometimes i look in that wallet right and i'm
like i'm not sure if i'm like looking in the mirror oh i feel that clown face looking back at me you know uh other times i really am looking in the
mirror right and i'm like what what what are you doing here frost bangs tombs don't know oh no
that's just oh man that is oh man too too real mystery too real real that is too real, mystery. Too real. Too real. Yeah, way too real.
And, you know, shout out to the legends who are also real, keeping it real, keeping it
You know, we got Lingle has joined us.
And my God, you know, Lingle made an interesting post today that had me laughing.
You know, he said that nobody wants these ordinal.
Well, he said nobody wants a lava lamp that lives immutably on Bitcoin and doesn't require maintenance or replacement bulbs to perpetuity.
The least efficient use of light with no heat energy wasted, not even enjoyable to look at or relaxing, causes stress and anxiety.
Don't mint or lava lamps, you know.
And I'm posting that tweet to the top here as well.
Um, because, uh, well, you know, it's just going to be a great thing.
I responded saying, I think I kind of want it.
I clicked the Ord lava lamps thing and look, look at this.
It's literally like a lava lamp.
It's just like, it's a vibe.
It doesn't take up any space in your house at all.
Uh, very cool to see. And, uh, but don't forget
that coffee fund. Maybe we'll wait a couple of minutes. We'll let the coffee fund have its
breath, breath of fresh air. And then we'll post that up there for Lingle there because,
you know, we love to support the artists out here. We love to support the artists. And, uh,
you know, speaking of the the artists apparently these airhead whale
passes are number four on the charts they're down 10 um i don't think it's really art to be honest
it's just like a pass of some sort it's sitting at a zero it's still a fucking crazy price though
0.062 bitcoin that's like six six thousand dollars basically, US. Four sold today, insane.
So the Jeets just kept laddering that down
faster than the buyers could buy.
But we do have a little green on the charts here.
Speaking of those quantum cats we mentioned earlier,
number five on the charts, they're up 3%.
Sitting at 0.042 Bitcoin floor five sold on the day 0.2
bitcoin trading volume so uh you love to see people you know they see the dip they buy the dip
and apparently these cats are still you know every once in a while they upgrade apparently
the art changes although it's only happened once that i've seen so far um but apparently when notable
things happen on bitcoin they update and i think they have to i think the team has to like put some
transaction through they have to like do something and then it updates the recursive module to update
the art but all the traits on the quantum cats have not been seen yet so uh there's a lot of
unseen traits so maybe these people are like curious about,
I want to see more of the art.
Maybe they're thinking, I want to get the golden cape, right?
Because whenever those things upgrade,
there's a chance that they might get a golden cape.
There's only been, I think, like six or seven golden capes.
And when you get the golden cape,
that means you also get the Taproot Wizard,
which has a floor price of 0.165 so i mean technically
you know one lucky person could be like charlie at the chocolate factory spend 4200 on a quantum
cat and then they get a golden cape and now they have a taproot wizard also worth 16,500
basically um that's just kind of crazy to think about odds are very low of that though because there's only been six out of like what are there 3,300 so uh yeah don't go into that and are they even going
to are there gonna be any more that morph at this point especially now that the wizards
have minted right um do they have confirm that there's going to be more yeah they did confirm
that there's still more capes yeah When? Yeah, when cape, right?
It's like, is it going to be this year?
Because people waited, like, what, two years?
Two years for the Taproot Wizards.
So is it going to be like, yeah, we're going to probably see some more golden capes in 2027?
Oh, my God. Oh, I got to make that meme right now you gotta make that part like me waiting for the
golden cape water chat okay we're gonna do that
and uh so that's kind of crazy though to think that like those fucking things could get you
you know that that that and i think they happen when notable things happen in bitcoin the other So that's kind of crazy, though, to think. Those fucking things could get you that case.
And I think they happen when notable things happen in Bitcoin,
the art improvements or something like that.
It could just be a random fucking thing
and absolutely incredible to see,
absolutely incredible to feel,
and, well, absolutely incredible to believe in.
Fucking legends out here and uh shout
out to the legends in the audience right there's chunky fbs oh there he goes and uh
and shout out to stack it by the way stack it been showing up every day on the timeline vibing
and thriving you know they're rewarding.
Well, they got rewards infrastructure providers for the Ordinals ecosystem on Bitcoin.
DM for chats and nudes, apparently.
And yeah, absolutely love to see it.
And these fucking quantum cats
are purring their way into our hearts,
into our minds. uh well there's the
bitcoin puppets number six on the charts no change on the day actually they're sitting at a 0.037
bitcoin floor right five sales on the day and uh it's oh yeah that's what i was going to say
quantum cats is that like the because apparently the Taproot Wizards team kept 200 wizards for themselves.
So I wonder if maybe a portion of that is going to be those golden capes, right?
Is where those are going to come from.
And so everyone was like, oh damn, the wizards minted out.
There's not going to be any more golden capes.
But the team does have 200 and they confirmed that there will be more.
So could there be 200 more?
Will they be completely altruistic?
Or will they be partially altruistic, right?
And give us, you know, give the people maybe like 10, 20, 50 of them.
But at the rate they're going, it'll be 84 years until they do that so fucking legends shout out to them and the back to those puppets though
you know sometimes we read this chart much like i tell a story right you start at the beginning
then you cut to the end then you make little kind of jaunts to the middle in between peppering in
new characters plot twists and things like that. Uh, never revealing the true
story until it's all revealed. So, uh, that's the way we do it now. The Bitcoin puppets,
right? Which I mentioned was number six and I was 0.037 Bitcoin floor.
They had 0.186 Bitcoin trading volume today. Actually. Uh, I wonder if anybody who's buying
above the floor, sometimes i like to look at like
did people pay a premium for something everything seems to be 0.03 uh so we spent like 0.042
um not too too much above the floor so yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah uh and actually sometimes i'm
curious because like with those taproot wizards, did anybody,
no, nobody bought above the floor.
It's always kind of nice to just see, because I kind of like when people go hunting for
grails, you know, and they like, the floor is like 0.1, but they spend 0.5 on something
because they're like, I really like this.
That's always kind of fun to see, to feel fun to believe in what the fuck the
bitmaps are up 29 uh funny that's gotta be some wash trading i mean i don't understand how those
things work because uh for anyone who doesn't know and if i'm understanding correctly uh those
things are generated along with the blocks of Bitcoin. So basically, the more blocks of Bitcoin
go through, the more bitmaps are generated. So it's like a constantly growing collection,
right? It's just constantly getting bigger. So I just don't understand how that would happen.
Right? There's no, you just know it's going to keep growing as the blocks go through.
it's going to keep growing as, as the blocks go through. Um, so where, where's the demand kind of,
right? Yeah. What's the deal? It's kind of funny too. Cause like when they first came out, right,
there was like, like, I'm going to go to the all, I swear these things went up to,
yeah, at the height, they were at like 0.0074 bitcoin so basically like 740 bucks fuck i was literally
sitting there the day they were minting looking at all the free spots to claim and i was like
i don't know if i want to mint some of these i only minted like two of them or something like
that and one of them actually went through i got an error on the other one right and so i got one
of them but like i literally could have just sat there
and minted like 30 of them and then sold them for 700 bucks each and quit my fucking job but you know
uh sometimes you fade things uh even even like yesterday right i fucking had to go to a day
before that i had you know i was like oh i gotta get to my day job tomorrow. I got to go to bed. So I shut down the space, went to bed, woke up cheeky B had minted out on the Alkanes
And it went up to like a $666,000 market cap.
Also could have made a, made a bundle off that.
So, you know, sometimes you just got to like not overthink things, right?
Like if you ever find yourself thinking, oh oh i don't understand this new protocol i don't understand
alkanes i don't know how to set up an oil wallet that's i don't know what these bitmaps are that's
when you just say fuck it you mint them all right but um funny thing about those bitmaps though is
that like yeah they went up to 700 bucks and everybody was kind of talking about like bitmaps are going to be the metaverse they're going to be like the the land the the ape
you know the board ape land of bitcoin and people are going to be building on them right and suddenly
everybody was kind of having this meta where it's like oh that's each one's going to be like its own
world you could have an entertainment world you could could have a fucking, I don't know, game world or something.
And it turned out it was all like just a, you know,
just a marketing gimmick and everybody dumped them.
They're now worth like point triple.
It's funny cause they went up 29% today, but they're, but that,
them being up to 29% puts them at a point triple 018,
Big gains on those today.
But it's just funny how they go from $700 to $18.
And the glamour of the metaverse is no longer the thing.
But somehow they're still know maybe they get back up
there maybe in the mania maybe that meta comes back because i did know one dude actually there
was one guy i think his name was solana chris funny enough and uh like this he always had like
metaverses on like every fucking solana ethereum and he was always like, I can quickly change my thing to work with this protocol.
And he actually made a fucking thing that like randomly generated a world
which is kind of interesting.
it didn't look the greatest,
like if you ever look on the mempool and you look at a bitcoin block and you click on one of
the one of the ones that's already been mined you know sometimes like the bigger pieces of data is
like a bigger block the smaller pieces of data are little blocks and so it would like make each of
those blocks like a building or something like that in this world this was kind of cool but um
clearly he did not follow through with that as, you know, when the hype went away, the development went away.
And so we still haven't seen anybody build that bitmaps metaverse.
And just like you said, Cynthia, they're making a new on every block.
So it's like very dilutive.
It basically can be infinite, right?
Because, I mean, even after all the Bitcoin is min mined there's still going to be blocks
mining right so I mean into perpetuity essentially so that is very interesting to see
oh look at that I found a quarter there's a quarter under that couch look at that making
money they say you can't make money doing a Twitter space. I'm 25 cents richer.
Remember when that could get you a Bitcoin?
Remember when that quarter, that 25 cents could get you the fucking one whole Bitcoin?
Take me back, Nikola Tesla. Fuck the clock tower. Take me back
in the DeLorean. Honestly, oh my god. This is the moment
for today when I regret not figuring out how to set up a
Bitcoin miner when it was like mining only and
it was worth like fractions of a penny. Oh my god.
The absolute horror. The absolute horror.
The worst to think about that.
Isn't that fucking crazy, right?
You know, people sitting here.
Imagine I figured it out and set it up and i didn't do that it was
um you know mistakes were made in a body i control terrible absolutely terrible that's another
example like just like what i was talking about there where it's kind of like you know you see
this thing but it's kind of tricky to set up it's like you're not even sure like uh is it worth it
and then that thing fucking ends up blowing up right you know it's like you're not even sure like uh is it worth it and then that thing fucking ends up
blowing up right you know it's like that was exactly it literally i was like oh my god this
i feel like this is going to be complicated um how am i going to figure this out i i don't know
i don't want to mess it up uh and uh i didn't do it and that was uh a huge mistake huge mistake
just like not figuring out to mint a fucking uh board ape
that was also a huge mistake i've made many mistakes and it's just the worst it's the worst
mystery on the plus side we've learned how to deal with this like crippling regret you know and uh
it makes us stronger because every time we make another generational fuck up uh we've already got
all those other past fuck-ups.
By now, it's like, oh, this is just another fucking one
on the pile of massive clusterfucks.
So, you know, not a big...
It's just water under the fridge for us.
Just throw it in the fucking pile.
Yeah, I definitely have a pile of those.
You can even imagine. The the humanity the cyborg manate
and imagine imagine like and that's another thing too right it's like when you're buying
these speculative assets and things like that it's kind of like you know like let's say you
get bitcoin at 25 cents and it goes to a hundred dollars you're like holy shit this is insane right
and like you know most people probably would like dump on that kind of a hundred dollars you're like holy shit this is insane right and like you know most
people probably would like dump on that kind of a gain because they're like fuck it i'm locking in
but then to think that it then went like there was that video of that guy saying holy shit
bitcoin just got to a hundred dollars it's never been this high before this is crazy and then like
you know now it's gone to a hundred thousand 108 000 like u.s dollars right like it makes that
hundred dollar look like shit all like there's fucking candles that like make a hundred dollars
look like uh a hobo behind the wendy's dumpster uh and we would know yeah i wouldn't know you
remind me of that fucking hundred dollar candle i saw oh my god and uh you know what speaking of legends here's lingle
has joined us on the stage and i've pinned up as well his tweet you know nobody wants a lava lamp
that lives immutably on bitcoin it doesn't require maintenance or replacement bulbs to perpetuity
the least efficient use of light with no heat energy wasted not even enjoyable to look at or
relaxing causes stress and anxiety don Don't mint or lava lamps.
I think we kind of want to mint them.
Thanks for letting me up on stage to speak.
love the fact that you posted it on,
I also feel for the people that mined,
um, CP early on and then like, you know, forgot the keys or left it on that laptop that they mined on.
And, you know, it's like they didn't leave it or, you know, maybe some people, like, you know, bought, you know, some pizza for the first time ever.
But, you know, those moments are legendary.
So I think those go down in history probably.
If that didn't happen, then the things that happened
with Bitcoin just wouldn't be the way it is today.
So when it happened so quickly,
and yeah, those are the moments that are learning things.
The few that are lucky that, you know, had good data hygiene practices
and kept good backups on their hard drives,
you know, moved cold storage.
You know, when they moved houses
they kept everything safe and secure
and had backups or extra copies
But I feel for the ones that, like,
you know, contributed mine were pioneers and then didn't get the rewards
to show for it or sold too early at the $100 mark or the $1,000 mark. I know a lot of people
I worked with that mined with Butterfly Labs miners and they immediately sold every month.
And at the time they thought they were living it up or they thought they were
living it up at the time by going to Dubai and buying new cars and only working
part time because they could, and they just needed the benefits. And,
and then, you know, I, I'm still friends with that guy on, you know,
Xbox live because we worked at a, you know, contracted, you know,
agency or whatever that did,
that basically was like essentially grandma's boy,
but working at Xbox essentially for Microsoft's contractor.
But anyway, long story short,
that's like a whole nother legendary story.
But this guy is a legend from that place
because he was like him and I were the only ones
that were mining in those days.
And he was more serious where he actually took on,
you know, when the difficulty got harder very quickly,
you couldn't mine on a laptop anymore.
Like an Intel laptop could no longer compete with these things.
And they switched to ASIC-based type of compute.
And so this guy, what he would do is he'd just buy the newest thing
every like six months and like
use some of his profits he'd set aside to then buy the next one so he could always be on the
leading bleeding edge and from his hash rates because he was solo mining or because the pool
that he mined was a smaller pool he took a lot of bitcoin in and would just sell it every month and
rake in just pure fiat and i always asked him
like did you ever like save any of these and like you know how do you like save like even just 10
percent of what he actually technically mined in those days like he'd be a multi-millionaire
could retire you know two times over there's two generations over at least um but you know he lived
up those moments he enjoyed those times
and i'm sure he wouldn't regret it for a second like if he looked back and i'm sure he still
kept some bitcoin probably not all of it but like i'm sure he's kept like a little stash somewhere
um because they're they're just believed in the tech and and i you know it's funny those in those
days he was selling to probably some guy at a at a parking lot in a mall where the other guy was actually
using that bitcoin to then buy drugs off silk road and like doing so all those were like silk
road stats that were mined from this guy that i knew that worked at microsoft like it's like
that's how cool the the pioneering legends of these stories are and yeah just that's something
i appreciate dude that's actually such a great fucking point too like and it's so interesting like yeah
like if because if anybody did anything differently it's like we may not be here
you know uh we you know we may not have learned or we maybe we would have got so rich if we were
in it that we would have just like you know we would have just got so high off drugs and just
od'd somewhere in the caribbean uh surrounded by like 30 beautiful women uh not a bad way to go out not a bad way to
go out by any means um and then also yeah all those people that like you know they mind a bunch
but they like lost the wallet or whatever like that one dude that i think he like lost his thing
and it went to the dump and so he actually bought the whole dump and he's been like looking through
it for like years and stuff like that uh we hope he finds it but um and then you know
it's kind of interesting too like because yeah there's that perspective of it right like you
know at the time you're you're mining it you're selling it for fiat you're kind of living the
dream but then like later on you no longer have that bitcoin and it's just like absolutely
exploded in value maybe you thought you were just living it up when it was a hundred dollars but now it's fucking like you know a hundred thousand dollars
and you're like god damn it uh what do you think of all this cynthia what do you think of all this
so i don't know how much it costs to buy a dump i imagine it's it's not cheap necessarily right
imagine that guy took the money that he used to buy the dump and just bought more bitcoin at that point
he's like fucked up again yeah it's like he's double fucked himself
it's totally like silicon value that episode with the billionaire where he did the same thing i think
they're making like the point of the same guy and like how do you just bought more bitcoin with the same thing at the
time he would have been fine even living it up right now oh dude i fucking loved that show that
was so fucking funny man like i don't know how the dude that because like that that show was made by
the same guy that made office space which absolutely nailed the office world and then he went over and
did the silicon valley and like uh talking to a lot of people
sounds like that's also nailed the fucking the the you know the silicon valley world as well
and uh yeah i remember there was like one episode something like like everybody kept asking for like
the highest valuation they could get but then as a result they had to like meet all these like
really high deliverables whereas like the one chick was like why don't you just like
little bit. And then, you know, that way you can meet the deliverable. You're still like getting
a lot of money. And, and then he's like sitting at the bar one time with some dude and the guy's
like, Oh, we blew out. We couldn't meet the deliverables. We asked for way too much. He's
like, what if you just asked for like less? And the guy was like, Oh my God, why didn't I ask for
less? It's like losing it.
And also that episode where the Tesla vehicle or whatever, like,
reroutes the guy to some fucking platform in the middle of the ocean
that takes him to a sea can and drops him off there.
That show was great, man.
What do you think of this, Cynthia?
It wasn't a meeting for a sec um it was mike
judge actually who did office space right um and i guess i'm just checking if he did that he's done
a lot of stuff yeah he did the hill oh yeah silicon valley too that's super cool i didn't uh i don't
know if i realized that i I've only seen little clips.
I think I've seen an episode or two of Silicon Valley and I was like, oh, this is
great. I should watch this. And I never ended up
I think it's worth watching today.
I highly recommend it. I think Mike
Judge just has a new project that just came out
No fucking way, are you kidding me?
Which looks like an animated series.
It follows former high school lab mates Marshall and Francis as they unravel a conspiracy involving Big Pharma and the government to suppress knowledge of a rare fungus secret
that may contain the solution to cure all world's diseases.
Oh my god, that's fucking wild.
Sounds pretty real to me.
Knowing Mike Judge, he's probably absolutely nailing that too, like the world of pharma and stuff like that.
Because people were even saying that King of the hill totally reflected that kind of southern you know they were like they nailed
texas or whatever like the texas culture it's i don't know how he fucking does it he he gets in
there he he fucking and he and he's able to see things from such a funny perspective like office
space was literally my fucking life for like at this one company i worked at to the
point where like there'd be the secretary that's like you know saying the same fucking thing oh
it was like corporate accounting speaking just a moment corporate accounting speaking just a moment
and then like uh there was a fucking doorknob door handle that would always fucking zap me
when i would touch it i'm like god fucking damn i'm gonna take a drill to this door uh just like he did there and i had like so many bosses and shit they were always checking on my shit
so like dude dude fucking nailed that oh 100 there's i've definitely dealt with some like
horrible like a printer that you just want to smash to snickering uh weird people yeah definitely
that movie is amazing uh so much so that even in university,
I, uh, did like a minor in human resources. And in one of the classes, uh, everyone had to get
into groups and do some kind of project and there's different movies. Everyone had to choose
like a different movie as their, um, you know, whatever we're analyzing basically from an HR
perspective. And as soon as I saw office space on the list, I'm like, boom, I'm a hunt.
Like there's no question off. That's the one I want to do. And, uh,
we did. So it was, it was hilarious to be able to analyze that for a class.
That's so fucking funny. And like, yeah, so it's just kind of like,
it's just crazy too. I'm like thinking of like, you know, the, the Bitcoin,
like, you know, it's kind of crazy though. Like this is like you know the bitcoin like you know it's kind of
crazy though like this is kind of a thing that like fascinates me right and uh like getting in
early on something and then holding it actually up to like you know its highs and shit like that
like kind of blows me away like let's say like the bored apes last cycle i remember i had one
friend that minted them and held them all the way up to like a hundred or whatever. I think he sold at a hundred. He was actually kind of like a,
kind of a faint. I didn't know. Like,
I just knew him as like my friend here on Twitter,
but he was actually like a famous musician. I guess his name is lowly.
I had never heard of him before,
but we would be in spaces and all these people would come up and be like,
Oh my God, are you lowly? Oh my God. You're so fucking,
you're my favorite artist. How the fuck are you on here? And so, uh, and yeah, one day he DM'd me and he's like,
uh, I was like, has anybody held? And he's like, yeah, man, I fucking held all the way. So I was
like, that's fucking crazy. Um, so it always makes me wonder, you know, like imagine the balls it
takes to hold like Bitcoin from like practically free all the way up to like
108,000 and maybe they're still holding it. Uh, but then, yeah, but then, yeah, like all the
people that kind of fumbled it along the way. And it also makes me wonder like how many times,
like a certain, you know, one, like one individual Bitcoin or whatever fractions of a Bitcoin have
been like, like, like let's say, you know, a Bitcoin puppet, for example, how many times has, does a Bitcoin puppet on average get traded?
So like somebody, you know, somebody mints it and then they sell it for 0.001, right?
Somebody takes it from 0.001 all the way up to like 0.01 and they take that profit.
Somebody takes it from 0.01 all the way to like 0.04.
They take that profit. So he takes it from 0.01 all the way to like 0.04. They take that profit. Right.
And it's kind of like, or, you know, like how many people, how many people are making profit
off each one and, uh, how many people are really just holding it the whole time. I'm more of like,
uh, and it's bit me in the ass more often than not, but like, fuck, I always like round trip
shit. Cause I'm always like almost too bullish for my own good. Or I'm like, you know, last cycle shit went this high.
So this cycle, it should be even higher and blah, blah, blah.
And, uh, as a result, like I ended up like holding shit and then round tripping it instead
So, uh, yeah, that's, so that's, that kind of shit just kind of like fascinates me.
Um, and it always blows me away when people are able to diamond hand all throughout the tough times
and then sell at the top.
It's like, holy fuck you, legend.
What an absolute fucking legend.
Shout out to the Bitcoin Cyborgs holders, by the way.
The Bitcoin Cyborgs, well, the original 808 collection
It launched on March 4th. It minted out on, well, March. It launched on March 4th.
It minted out on March 5th last year.
It ended up doing five Bitcoin trading volume on secondary markets.
Got up to like a 0.013 Bitcoin price at its highest.
And people were like, holy shit, we're making so much money off this.
We need another collection, Mr. E.
We need a 10K to get more people into this. And, you know, I worked on the 10k for like a long time. We didn't
just rush it. We worked on maybe for like eight months when we launched the fees were like just
insane. And plus the market wasn't doing that great. So a lot of people like had left. Um,
but, but now it's kind of picking up again and And there's some .00013 Bitcoin floor or mint price, I should say.
It's minting at the link in my bio.
And also, I think if you go to the far right on that Jumbotron up top there, there's also a link.
It says, if you don't mint Bitcoin Cyborgs 10K from .00013 Bitcoin plus fees, you hate Bitcoin.
And then there's a link. So
you absolutely love to see it. So, uh, you know, shout out to those holders. Cause by the way,
when you meet that Bitcoin cyborgs 10 K, you get in the discord, I give you that Bitcoin cyborgs
role. And then, well, you can see the whitelist pool channel, right? You can see the holder chat
channels and, uh, my God, that whitelist pool is
something else. You know, normally with these other projects, you got to like, Oh, Hey, we have
a giveaway. You got to apply and do all these things. Jump through these hoops with this
whitelist pool. You literally just put your EVM address, your Bitcoin ordinals address in there.
And then when I get like, you know, I get different, different fucking airdrops or giveaways or,
or whitelists and things like that.
I literally just pull those addresses into chat GPT.
It gives me some winners and, uh, and then they get it.
And, uh, and you never even include yourself in those.
You never even include yourself.
I mean, I, we appreciate it, but you never include yourself.
What a, what a fucking legend.
Oh, I appreciate you so much. And that's so fucking true, right? I never do include yourself. What a, what a fucking legend. I appreciate you so much.
And that's so fucking true,
I never do include myself.
Like I could technically be stacking my wallets on these things and like,
And then just like minting them and selling them.
I give them to the people.
I give them to the people.
And even like we mentioned earlier,
gave that taproot wizards,
That gentleman's point to Bitcoin. I custody that gentleman's 0.2 Bitcoin.
I could have run away to the Bahamas.
I could have run away to Thailand and lived like a king,
but I minted it for him and then I sent it to him.
And so that's just the trust you get, right,
So get a Britcorn cyborg in your wallet.
Maybe get 10 of them, you know.
They're only 0.00013 Bitcoin.
You're going to want as many as possible of those.
I've got six of the 10Ks and one of the original 808,
Cyborgs, that's what I want. It's cyborgs. That's what I want. That's my song. Cyborgs, that's what I want.
Give me, give me more, give me more, give me, give me more.
That's a new cyborg song.
Speaking of incredible mints, it sounds like we've got, well, Lingle has alluded to these lava lamps, these Ored lava lamps.
And they look really cool.
They're low maintenance, right?
You don't have to pay the power bill.
They're going to last longer than any goddamn lava lamp you've ever seen.
Anybody that ever bought a lava lamp in the past,
their lava lamp no longer works, but these ones will work. Um, so, you know, check them out,
check them out. It's pinned to the top there, the tweet at the top, right? You're going to love that.
You're absolutely going to fucking love that. And let me tell you, by the way, speaking of loving
things, gave out some alpha the other day on how to grow your account, right?
If you're trying to get that 5 million views.
And my God, people are putting it into practice.
I don't have the check mark yet.
But the first tests have proven to be very successful just this evening in literally
the last few hours uh i just need to get that checkmark so we're working on on that
that budget is tight that budget is tighter than anything we've encountered behind that
wendy's dumpster even oh my god jesus christ Jesus Christ. They said I had a tight booty hole,
but that's nothing compared to how tight the budget is.
Would you believe it? It really is. Especially, you know what I mean?
We're trying to raise those funds to get to Las Vegas
as well. So that budget is tighter than ever.
I'm just living off of lattes and ramen at this
point lattes and ramen sounds like a country song you know lattes and ramen it's like uh
it's like upscale country i guess yeah like japanese country music i guess lattes and ramen
that that'd be a good song but yeah that's that's what we're doing out here uh to hopefully
make that work i feel like japanese country music would absolutely slap you know that would just be
great like fuck um so lattes and ramen gonna be the first uh trendsetter to start that whole
uh that whole i actually made a meme about uh about the blue check mark i'm gonna post to the
top i was making some memes tonight
it's been a meme kind of night for me i know what you meme
and you know by the way uh you know i just noticed there's like actually a little gift button
right there on your time on your like bio it's right next to the follow button uh right next to the notifications
button the dms button the fucking gift button just up at the top right you click that you click that
little button and i think someone could gift you that blue check would you believe it would you
believe that um and that ties into your meme. We'll trade art for blue checkmark.
So I bet you, if somebody bought you that blue check, that gifted you that blue check,
I'm sure they would get just surprised with the most beautiful art, the most incredible art.
And by the way, shout out to Mr. Mike, who has joined us.
Shout out to Brrrr, who has joined us.
Shout out to Kiko, who has joined us. Shout out to who has joined us. Shout out to Kiko who has joined us as well. Absolute fucking and lightning forge games as mysterious as they are forge like. And
well, there's a meal as well. We love a meals art and as well, it's you tell she's art, right?
He's got the little wiggles yeah you need
the wiggle wiggles you need because then you get wiggle wiggling you just hip move your hips to the
left to the right and you're wiggling and i know i'm wiggling right now those little wiggles
sometimes when i'm behind the wendy's dumpster i'll do a wiggle and then i'll do a wiggle wiggle
and then the person on the other side of that uh glory hole is like what the hell was that move
that was something different and that really brings the customers in honestly that wiggle wiggle it's just every time you do
it it's like boom if it's not busy no one's around you do a wiggle for a few seconds and then all of
a sudden someone turns up just immediately it's kind of it's magic really it's magic i always say
it's like a cheat code for life uh you know usually when, and then they say, sir, this is
What would you like to order?
don't get it. They just don't get it.
I want a McWiggle McMuffin,
wiggling right now and hoping that magic
works for that checkmark. We're going to see. I'm wiggling as well. You do one wiggle, you do another wiggle. Now you're wiggling right now and hoping that magic works for that check mark.
You know, you do one wiggle, you do another wiggle.
Can't stop, won't stop wiggling.
And shout out to Ichitoshi.
He's, well, the best of the best.
There's Mr. Mike as well.
Frogpolian has put him in one of his, many of his daily videos, actually.
And he's also now doing season two.
You know, he did 365 episodes.
like day three of season two.
So that's incredible to see.
No one's ever heard of somebody doing an animation
Everybody says that's impossible.
That's impossible. You can't fucking make an animation
every single day. It takes
years to make an animation.
Frog Bolian did it though yeah frog polian
did you know shout out to frog polian the fucking legend what a king what a chad you know he's like
a brother to me as far as how uh you know he's always out here vibing and thriving what a legend
so you love to see it he's put some of those cyborgs in some of those videos as well. There's been a bunch of us here who have been in some of those animations.
So definitely shout out to Frogpoleon for all of his work, his amazing animations,
the bullish vibes that he brings, the timeline, the humor, and just everything he's doing.
So we can't wait to see this season two of the Frogpoleon daily animations.
They are already out starting
to come out uh each and every day and it's just amazing to see it's just fantastic oh it melds
your heart when he includes the community right you know you're you're sitting there you're like
i wonder what this episode is going to be about today and And then you fucking see Cynthia, Cynthia's PFP in the alleyway.
Staring at a puppet in the tightest of jeans shorts or jeans.
And he was like, he's like this fat puppet he's in these
jeans but he had incredible calves it was like he really did i was absolutely staring at the
calves bulge uh there was a lot going on there so my my pipette was just staring uh possibly drooling
well you know what and what's on my face right now in my pfp that is not drool my friends that
is not drool uh you know there's not a lot of time when i'm doing those 23 and a half hour shifts
behind wendy's dumpster uh to clean up in between so you know sorry not sorry it just it is what it
is guys it is what it is what it is it do what it do and uh boy oh boy what it do right yeah people come to the wendy's dumpster to find out
or if you give that blue check mark maybe there maybe then too
you want to get on the whitelist meet me behind the wendy's dumpster
oh we're getting canceled now uh oh god elon just never i mean no maybe we are it won't happen if
we say we are elon just dm me he said that's strike number one okay i was like how many
strikes do i get uh you didn't you didn't reply so uh we're getting canceled at any moment as long
as you don't um talk about as long as we don't talk about him wanting to impregnate me we're
gonna be fine we're just gonna be absolutely fine oh yeah he says he says also by the way is cynthia open for impregnation
so i was like oh god but he still won't give me a blue check mark he won't just like gift it to me
even though he wants to do that i'm like really you can't you can't do it even though he was
big favor he was burnt by that one woman you You know, he was giving her $20,000 every week for the Twitter payouts.
But, you know, ever since she ratted him out, he is now, you know, he's now once bitten twice shy.
But, you know, he's still lurking.
That won't stop him from global reproduction.
And, you know, maybe you sweet talk him a little,
you'll get that 20 K per week payday, uh, which for him is like, you know, he could drop $20,000
on the ground and he wouldn't even notice that's like a penny. We don't even have pennies here
anymore. And I think America's getting rid of the penny as well. We don't even have pennies
and it would be like giving away pennies or and like not even nickel like you wouldn't even think about oh yeah exactly like he would stop and he wouldn't even
think wouldn't even stop he would just do the calculations like uh the physics and the cross
reference with the you know the equals mc square i would lose fifty thousand dollars picking up
that twenty thousand dollars so then he keeps going um imagine how many Bitcoin cyborgs I could mint with $20,000 a week, how much art I
could pick up from a meal, and how many wiggles I could get from Itchitoshi, how much wishy-washy
rune I could acquire. I mean, that would just be the best day ever. Best, you know, every week,
it would just be like, what do I feel like today and i would space it out so every day there's something uh to enjoy something to acquire and uh spread the love in
the community mint a whole bunch of cyborgs do some giveaways it would be so fun to be able to
do that that is just the absolute dream while while continuing to make art to draw those daily
drawings that i do the everydayss, and so much more.
That would be so fun, though.
Actually, that would be so fucking fun because, like, I'm not going to lie.
I do love, like, just buying people's art or, like, you know, supporting, you know, trying things out.
Like, yeah, let's say, like, I definitely got to pick up some more wishy-washy because I love that. But, like, I don't know.
Like, I love swapping runes and shit like that and uh you know buying people's
art i gotta pick up some uh tan tan's art by the way it's at a great price last time i checked um
and almost saved up enough from my day job to pick up some more art i kind of went off on a
little spree there i think the last few weeks picked up a bunch of you know you know smaller
indie artist art right and uh and then every once in a while
kind of like i do it in bursts right uh you know mind out of the gutter there i'm talking about
bitcoin uh and uh yeah yeah it's like i'll buy you know i'll buy some in bursts i'll buy a little
art and then i'll kind of go a little bit a couple weeks saving up some money and then i'll buy some
more right but i mean imagine if you just had like that elon money right i would be so fucking cool to just be able to like
you just like fucking sweet people's floors and shit like that like uh it would absolutely be
incredible i'd be like buying all the stack it shit like stack it would just be like holy fuck
where'd all this money come from oh that, that's mystery. He's just doing his thing, you know,
you could sweep floors and like do giveaways. Uh, it would be so fun. It would be so much fun.
We could wash trade. We could wash trade all the collections.
We could wash trade all of our friends' collections to help them. We could, uh,
just buy anything really. We can make new collections. We could do anything we
would want and still make the art that we like to make and not have to worry about, you know,
how the mortgage or the rent is getting paid, not have to live off of this ramen, you know,
and it would be great. It would be the funnest time ever. It would just be like art, art, art.
I want more art all over my face.
And even that Wendy's dumpster, we wouldn't have to pull 23 and a half hour shifts.
Maybe like a few hours, keep it more exclusive.
Because we still love it back there.
But, you know, we couldn't spend as, we wouldn't have to spend as much time.
We could just do it for the enjoyment of,
In it for the thrill of it.
You know, that's exactly, they're like, wow, mystery.
You're still putting in 23 hour, you know,
You used to do 23 and a half hours.
I was like, you know what?
I wanted that extra half hour for myself, but I want to give.
I'm a giver, right, for those other 23 hours.
So, but you know what would be so fucking sweet, too, is like,
God damn, if I had all that fucking money,
like I had such a great time in Mexico a couple years back there.
And, my God, like I was only there for a week. It was,
it was absolutely incredible. I was only there for a week. I would post up at like an all-inclusive
for like a month. I'd get up in the morning. I'd go for the breakfast, right? Start with a little
mimosa, right? A couple of mimosas, get the vibe going. Then I'd go into like the, what do you call
that? The swim up bar pool, get a, you know, get a couple beers, right?
I do a little dance to the music.
Wiggle, wiggle, one might say.
I would be wiggling, wiggling.
And you know, last time I did that, I was like literally in the pool.
I was just feeling good because I had the mimosa energy going.
I was in that swim up bar.
And they were playing this like great fucking music and
everybody else was just like sitting there, you know, just sitting, doing nothing. And I was just
kind of like standing, waiting for my drink. And I was just kind of like wiggle wiggling, right?
Just like a subtle little shimmy dance. Right. And, uh, all of a sudden this beautiful woman comes up and she's like, hello, uh, stranger, I got you my panties. No, she got,
I got you a blow job or something. I'm like, what the fuck? Uh, no, no, she said first one was
panties, right? She's like, I wanted, I wanted to give you my panties. And it's actually a drink
called panties or something like that. Right. I was like, Oh shit. So she gave me this drink.
It was so fucking delicious. I was like, that that's crazy so later on i brought her a drink called the blowjob like here you know somebody gave i think she gave me
the blowjob i gave her something it was one of the it was just fucking i think she gave you the
blowjob she gave me the blowjob yeah it wouldn't make sense for you to be like here's a blowjob
yeah that makes more sense the other way around it was the other way around
that's how the story went when i've heard it before so yeah i think that makes more
sense that definitely makes sense uh and you know i was a little tipsy at the time so you know the
memory you know but it was crazy so then i brought her i reciprocated the later she brought me a
drink and it was just kind of like somebody else some other cutie brought me a drink and it was
just because i was just like vibing you know i was just like out there i wasn't like you know i was
like i was just like in my own world right Right. I was like, this is great. The sun is
shining. I kind of forgot everybody else was there. And I was just kind of doing a little
shimmy dance to the music. And then people were just bringing me drinks. So like picture me there
for a month. Right. And then I'd go for a swim in the ocean. And then I'm like, oh, you know what
I'm going to do? I'm'm gonna go buy some fucking ordinals right
buy some art now because I have all this fucking money right um and also don't forget we would I
mean obviously if we had all that money we would be throwing that party for the holders of my art
and the bitcoin cyborgs uh just the best party in the castle with a zip line to a yacht. There would be the naughty late night
Latin latte station where you could get, you know, coffee and lattes there. The drinks would be
flowing. There would be delicious food, uh, that fuck bought 69,000. There would be a whole station
set up for that. I mean, with all that funding, we could definitely, definitely make more than one,
not just the OG we'd have, you know, at least two or three of them. We would just have
the funding to make extras. And that way, the lineups wouldn't be as long. People would get
more turns because you get a turn for each Bitcoin cyborg that you hold and each piece of art for me
that you hold. So if you have multiple pieces, you get multiple turns, lineups would be shorter.
It would just be more efficient. You could get your turn, go have some food, have a drink, you know, vibe, dance, get on
that zip line, and then come back and then get your next turn in. So it would just be so much
better. And it's, it was to be the best party. We would not make you dress up as a wizard,
or anything like that. You know, we want you to be comfortable, like,
you know, try to dry. We want you to look good. We want you to look your best, but be comfortable as well. But of course, because of, you know, the zip line, the pool, everything like that,
you could wear, you could wear a bathing suit. We'd have some, you know, Bitcoin cyborgs and
art bathing suits. We're going to do a Bitcoin cyborg and my art collab type of bathing suit.
So you can grab one of those.
There would just be so many things there.
t-shirts and all sorts of stuff.
imagine all the things we could do if we had some VC funding,
like some of those other guys in the space.
Cause we don't even make them dress up.
If anything, we make you dress down on those cloth off Fridays.
You just take it all off.
I forgot about that when we started the show.
We should hear it was midnight.
I am just stripping down right now.
And all right, we're done.
The cloth is off. Funny how quickly that happens you know the clock strikes midnight on that cloth off friday and then boom the clothes
are just off and that's a beautiful thing to see uh just gonna do it happy cloth off friday to each
and every single one of you absolutely fucking legends we love cloth off friday it's the best
day of the week really and you're only eight minutes away from Cloth Off Friday.
You better get ready over there as well, Mr.
I'm zipping the pants on.
The buttons on the shirt unbuttoned.
And, you know, it's like you say, too, right?
The funding. We're putting the fun in funding, right? Because you've got the zip line, you got the fuck boss 69,000. You own the cyborg, you own the Cynthia art, you're going to get a turn, right? And then my God, you're going to be just feeling so good. You're going to be like, wow, I feel like a million bucks after that. Fuck, Bob, just
But we love the kinks. We love kinks
around here. Don't get me wrong.
We're working out the bad kinks, keeping the good ones
in, putting the fun in fundraising.
you love to see it. The zip line is there.
There's a yacht. There's an all-inclusive
hotel. Maybe a castle even.
It's just a beautiful fucking thing to see, to feel, to be a part of.
I was just saying, maybe it won't even, maybe it'll be a castle.
Or maybe we're just going to rent out an entire all-inclusive.
We're going to book the entire all-inclusive for everyone to vibe for a week or something.
A few days, a week. It would
just be the greatest party. And we would have the best time ever. We could do art classes,
anything. You could run a workout, get everyone, whip everyone into shape with those beast workouts
you do. There'd be so many things that we could set up for that week uh you could have seminars and and chill vibes just anything and everything it would be
the best time with the best vibes and the best people so true and you know we put the semen in
seminar um shows how it works out here you know i was at an all-inclusive a few years before that
last one that i mentioned and uh they had like this kind of i don't know every week or something like that they would open
it up to artists to display their work on the like the main floor the main foyer right the foyer
the foyer as they call it and uh it was crazy man like they had a lot of really cool stuff
a lot of a lot of you know art, a lot of like kind of,
that'd be kind of fucking cool.
we definitely have an art show for sure.
We'd have art for the whole time.
better than like a conference,
better than a Bitcoin conference or whatever.
which we're trying to go to next month.
So we're working on that and
but we uh it would be the best time ever we display all the art we've got a bunch of artists
here in this room and uh it would be so much fun i can't even imagine if only we had that funding
but we're working on it we're working on it we're working on it behind the wendy's dumpster 23 and a half hours a day and uh you know don't get don't get us wrong we're we grind right
we what these hands do you wonder grind to grind exactly right and uh by the way i just want to
shout out all the artists in the space as well as all the legends who have joined to listen to us
right you know there's lingle he's's got those incredible lava lamps, right?
Click on the link at the top there.
There's a tweet from Lingle.
Probably the best tweet I've read all day.
And you're going to want that lava lamp.
Just like me, you know, I'm always turned on.
And shout out to Tan Tan as well.
She's got incredible art.
She's got the reality.exe.
As well, she's working on a game to bridge between a bigger vision that she has,
She even rolls her R's when she says it.
Some people say I just made that up, but I'll never tell.
Then there's Emilil right he's
got incredible art as well you know he's been number one uh on gamma or like top you know top
artist like artist of the week yeah yeah that's what that is see and well deserved because he
makes absolutely beautiful art uh i have one of his pieces. Thank you, Emil, for that absolutely fantastic piece.
And just is constantly posting beautiful art, very beautiful, colorful works, so many stories
behind them. So just very comprehensive and lovely. Oh, very powerful. You know, he's inspired
me, you know, just now, actually, you pointing out that he has the stories made me realize he
actually does have stories behind each artwork.
I really got to start posting some stories about these cyborgs when I make these cyborgs tweets. Kind of give them a little rich background history.
Like, this cyborg once fucked ten dudes at once and ripped one dude's head off in a moment of orgasmic pleasure.
There's Stack It waving as well.
If they're heading out, we wish them the best.
I think it's Big Boy that runs that account.
But then there's Ichitoshi, right?
He's got the little wiggles.
He's got the Bitcoin worms.
He's got the best vibes right so you'll
love to see it and uh there's and he also made his own platform i'm sorry i just have to make
yes he also made he didn't rely on one of the platforms that exists he fucking made his own
minting platform for those little wiggles on bitcoin and that is just absolutely cool and uh
just amazing really like i can't do that I used to make
websites and stuff way back in the day before it was even cool to be on the internet really
and then I stopped and I can't do anything like Ichitoshi does I don't even know how much he
how much he was into it before that I don't know but he did learn a lot and he made his own amazing minting platform
and i believe he's even allowing uh i think correct me if i'm wrong mystery he's allowing
other people to reach out to him and use uh use his setup as well i believe yeah i believe he was
saying that's right he sounds like he was saying that as well and he'll kind of like because he
likes to you know people shared knowledge with him. He likes to pay it forward.
Because like a lot of these people, they'll get, they'll get knowledge from people and then they'll kind of gatekeep it.
So we love when they share it.
And I mean, just the fact that he's built his own platform to be able to mint.
It's like, it totally shows that like, you know, Bitcoin ordinals.
it totally shows that like, you know, Bitcoin, uh, ordinals, it's like, you, you can't be gate
kept because if somebody tries to gatekeep you, you can't mint on this platform. You just make
your own platform. Uh, and then you can inscribe your stuff and then make a collection on, on
magic Eden or, or, or okay. X or mintify the many marketplaces out there. i'm sure soon like you know that seems to be the only kind of
like choke point is that like you know potentially because i mean all these marketplaces rely on you
to like upload your stuff and they have to approve your collection so like it would be cool if one
day we could see a truly decentralized marketplace. Right.
And especially now with the latest Ord client, I believe, or maybe it's coming up in Ord 1.0.
I don't think it's out just yet.
And Itchitoshi is coming up as well.
Oh, Itchitoshi is coming up as well.
So I think what, I think, here we go.
Oh, no, we're having an error.
Oh, yeah, damn it. just no we're having an error oh no oh no oh yeah damn it
yeah we're having that error i've been i've been getting this error a couple times over the last
a couple days as well like even in the space i was holding um last night this morning uh it
it's a toshi maybe do a round trip leave the room come back because we've definitely been having
this issue where it's like this person's a speaker but then you get an error being like
we're having an error adding this person as a speaker it's the worst thing it's like literally
saying what does it say here uh it's it's not giving me the error yet but it did pop up earlier
when i tried and said like there was an error adding itchitaroshi or something like that so
might have to round trip or something like that el Elon! No, I'm going through itchy withdrawals. Me too.
I missed him already. I missed him
already. He'll come back. He'll be back.
I was so excited. He'll do a round trip.
To bring him up here and then
Twitter won't even let us.
you canceled us like this?
We'll make it up. We're going to get him up.
We're going to get him up.
From hell or high water, we're going to get him up here. We're going to get him up. We're going to get him up. Come hell or high water, we're going to get him up here.
We're going to raise all those ships.
So yeah, Ichitoshi, maybe just leave the room and come back.
So we can get you up here, you legend.
Because we need you up here.
Which just not letting us add you.
We're going to try one last time.
But Ichitoshi can now speak.
It's connecting. It's saying connecting. Oh my god it worked it worked yes yes we fucked we fucked the system
good morning you're all right gmgm i wasn't gonna come up because i'm a little bit um a little bit
like confused let's say we'll call it that but you know i couldn't have you sayingm i wasn't gonna come up because i'm a little bit um a little bit like confused let's say we'll
call it that but you know i couldn't have you saying it i didn't do my site all on my own i
had a friend of mine help me do some of the wallet config stuff because it was vastly uh complex but
the rest of my site i did all myself but yeah i just wanted to make sure i wasn't getting all the
credit for that yeah my friend helped me do some of the stuff for it too but yeah good morning
how are you guys this morning
we are vibing we're thriving and appreciate like what a humble gentleman you know right what a
legend you know you could have just taken all that credit but you know what shout out to your
friend shout out to you and it sounds like you know you're able to kind of pass on some of this
knowledge to other people who if they are so inclined to do it. And the funny thing is like, you know, many people don't really make that leap. So it's probably like not even that
much time out of your day to help out. Cause like the people that really are willing to do it,
it's probably like not the most. So, um, fucking shout out to you for being willing to help.
And, uh, you know, it was interesting cause we were kind of talking about these uh the only choke point so to speak uh is these you know it's like like people tried to you know
gatekeep me i was reaching out to some of the big block mining companies back like luxor
when i was literally thinking about that when you mentioned oh yeah i was like but what about when
you couldn't when you couldn't anyway go ahead yeah. So like they wouldn't let me. So I had to like spin up a node and, uh, and inscribe my episodes myself.
And, uh, so, and then was able to get it onto magic Eden so people could watch it.
But, um, you know, there is the possibility that, you know, um, like magic Eden or these
Eden or these other marketplaces could reject your thing potentially.
other, uh, marketplaces could reject your thing potentially.
So I kind of like would be excited if eventually we could have decentralized
And I think we'll be moving closer towards that possibility with the release
which I think is coming out in sometime in the spring here because, um, based on what
Casey was saying, cause it's going to have this thing called galleries that you'll be
And you'll be able to basically like, if you've already inscribed ordinals, uh, you'll be
able to like add them to a gallery list or something like that, that is on chain.
And then I think you could be able to like list that to some decentralized marketplace
that, that, that couldn't reject
Um, which would be fucking cool as fuck to see.
Um, and so hopefully that, hopefully that becomes a thing.
Cause then like, you know, we can't, then we don't have like people just like, you know,
not that magic Eden has done it yet.
Like they haven't done it, but it just like, you know, it just eden has done it yet like they haven't done it but it just like you
know just gets rid of that possibility so hopefully these galleries will allow for that
are they already released they already exist now yeah if you go to the latest
you can see the change on that it supports galleries and they also support offers
So if you wanna do an offer for like,
some of the nominators are kind of confusing
because like there's some debate on how to refer
to what's an offer versus like a bid to buy something.
So you can basically do a peer-to-peer like utxl psbt for something that
you want to like sell from your network directly or whatever so it takes the marketplace out of
equation entirely and then the galleries thing is also a cool thing for people that also did
collection that were really creators that didn't have her child product on set. So if you did an early collection, even if there's just like 60 or 100 quantity, those
you could pull together into a gallery now, it has an inscription.
But the one catch though is that because it's permissionless, that doesn't stop anyone making
their own version of the gallery.
So like a Goosanol can make a Goosanol can make a personal gallery a personal ABC can make a personal gallery
with their personal attitude
it was mentioned after the fact
how there's a stop date when they stopped collecting them
interesting things that can happen with that
but it all comes down to the free marketplace
and the consensus of what the free market
decides this is the collection de facto that we believe is the true one and so forth.
But yeah, I love the fact that it just came out recently.
So we don't have to wait for one point out.
We can start playing with this stuff now.
Oh, dude, that's so fucking cool.
I didn't realize that that was out already.
That's extremely bullish and really cool that it has the ability to ability to make like direct offers between people uh that's fucking cool actually so i didn't
know about that actually so that looks like we're much closer to getting these like decentralized
marketplaces than we than i thought and uh yeah and that's kind of what i was thinking is like
you know especially in the beginning there's probably going to be a bunch of people that like
let's say a bunch of people that say okay okay, this is the Bitcoin puppets collection,
right? And it's going to be up for social consensus for people to determine like,
which one's the real one. And I think, for example, like the puppeteer, the creator of
the Bitcoin puppets, he inscribed a smiley face on chain that is kind of like his signature,
right? And then he's able to make like parent-child inscriptions to that and so i think you could make a parent-child
gallery from that so then at least he could say this is the official uh this is the official
gallery for the bitcoin puppets uh but then there's probably going to be other people that
will still make bitcoin puppet galleries and so probably the one right yeah so like yeah that's definitely going to happen so
the one you know what will probably happen is uh puppet you know smiley face parent will have a
child gallery that's the de facto gallery that everyone agrees that's the one because of that
parent provenance and then there's going to be other ones that you know like people make their own you know uh i could see degentralized or somebody like that make their
own de facto gallery also that includes the other puppets that the side projects are like the
derivatives and it's like there's like the big massive super puppet gallery that i see other
people contribute or add to or the cool thing is you could reinscribe the
gallery so as like flip puppets makes um you know a the thing the reason he hasn't done yet is
because right now at this very moment it's not supported but it eventually you'll be able to
like reinscribe the same gallery with the new um let's say you have an honorary that you added
after the fact right and so like you got 10 new honoraries this honorary that you added after the fact, right? And so like you have
10 new honoraries this month that you created, but they're not in the gallery that was described
in January. So like you'll be able to eventually reinscribe if you're the owner of that gallery,
you're the parent child, you know, you set the parent child just like we described,
then you should be able to like reinscribe that gallery again with the new, you know,
the five new inscriptions that were already started.
So then the gallery, it can grow over time.
You'll still see the original gallery
because the way the inscription works,
the history and all that, but yeah.
I think that's a cool thing.
It's a feature that I would love to explore.
And I hesitated to update my node
because I thought they keep updating the client.
And the night when I was about to update it, they had a bug and they had to update my node because i thought they keep updating the client and then when i was about
to update it they had a bug and they had to update it immediately so i was waiting like a week to see
if any other bugs came up or if this new feature came out um to support because i think right now
the gallery is static so once you set the gallery it's kind of set but they're trying to make it so
I guess it works like recursively with the sign-in points.
it works like recursively with the sign end points you can basically reinscribe the gallery
You can basically reinscribe the gallery just like you do with the reinscription today.
That's really cool that you can reinscribe.
So, yeah, as you add, like, let's say you do an honorary collection like the puppets,
could add more over time.
That's fucking cool, actually.
I didn't know about that.
You guys have seen the stuff that Lars is doing from Tiny Vikings.
He's got something called, like, Open Ordinals.
And I was going to have a chat with him later on this afternoon, actually,
when I'm a bit more with it.
But he's doing some really cool stuff with that, with, like, holding it on there.
Because I was just going to ask you, Lingle, like, the only thing I had with it is,
like, how is it β I might be not understanding it properly,
but how is it not much different than, say, like, the artist or the creator
collection just inscribing the json and then like say if it was a collection that was still
minting or like you said honor is they could just use the reinscription method themselves
yeah so they could do that i think the thing is for this is just to create a standard
that other marketplaces and or decentralized marketplaces could just pick up and use because of
Yeah, like the thing that was complicated is everyone has a
little different syntax in the way they accept the JSON
And so whether they accept metadata or not,
or there's extra stuff they want to put in there,
or it's our had their own nomenclature and like method
Yeah, so everyone had like their own flavor of doing it.
This kind of helped standardize that.
And then also you could do like something that I kind of have been doing with Paret Child,
but with collections and the fact for the older stuff, I'm doing reverse Paret Child,
where, you know, basically as long as my note as long as i never
sold anything off or minted off of the collection to other people i still hold it i can take all
those you know the 30 ordinals that were from this little mini collection i experimented with
and then do a child that's basically the you know the inverse parent child tree for that collection
that then forms the collection as part of provenance
on chain and that's like kind of what lava lamps was the first experiment with that i think where
in this case it took many parents and one child or in this case many many parents with many many
children um but my other collection i probably do it more cleanly where it's the many parents
and a single child and then the child becomes the gallery inscription and or the logo or the thing that represents the collection from a collection tree standpoint.
But you're looking at it in reverse order, like compared to other trees, where it's like this is the thing where, you know, the path that then branches off to the collections, and then here's all the collections and you need those questions with the actual items in those collections um so mine is a little
more messy but and that's i think that's okay and that's the part of the beauty of developing and
evolving on bitcoin is you get to see that history as it was imperfect in the beginning and then it's
kind of evolved yeah that's what i actually love about all this is that it's
kind of like you know there's no one way that like fits everybody and no one right way to do things
um everybody's kind of like experimenting and you know just like in the beginning
everybody was just like you know just just inscribing right just the file as is and then
later on you know they started inscribing with on-chain metadata right um and then later on you know they started inscribing with on-chain metadata right um and then
like that was a really popular thing and then there came the parent child right um and now
we're going to actually get like galleries that will allow uh you know us to actually like
combine like even older ordinals that didn't have any metadata. Uh, apparently these, these galleries can add metadata to the, uh, the individual things.
So like, let's say opium, for example, uh,
there's no on-chain metadata for that,
but like a gallery of all the opiums could maybe add like, Hey,
this is this shirt. This is this type. Like it's a tiger puppet.
It's a bunny puppet. Um, things like that. And, uh, yeah,
it's interesting how you, you know,
so you're saying you're kind of like experimenting with that by using like the child kind of becomes like the gallery, right?
Kind of becomes the gallery to the parent, right?
And that's kind of, I think that's kind of how the puppeteer is going to be doing it right because like he inscribed his smiley face um that he's been
doing because like you know a bunch of the conferences have asked him to auction off some
art so he's made art he's inscribed that art as a child to his parents smiley face inscription
um and then that way people know okay this is coming from this guy this wallet it's it's a
child to that so you know it's like signed off by the artist um and then so it's a, it's a child to that. So, you know, it's like signed off by the artist. And then, so it's kind of,
it would make sense to then have the gallery be like a child to that parent
puppet smile face. Right. And the people would immediately know, Oh,
this is him. But it was kind of funny how you mentioned, yeah, like, you know,
there's probably going to be other people that,
that make galleries for the same collections. Right. And, and like,
when you mentioned Degentralize, like I could totally picture him kind of like,
I could, I just suddenly pictured him like maybe trolling other collections,
right. Like making his own node monkeys gallery.
But like maybe there's some twists and turns in there like maybe some of the node monkeys
are are different ordinals inscriptions that are kind of like make fun of them or something so
so it might be yeah so and then of course the whole you know the whole space would blow up
because more people are buying that node monkey collection or something like that and then people
would be like well if the people have chosen this to be the official one it's going to be the official one uh i could just see silly shit like that happening
but i mean on a decentralized marketplace basically like anything would go and uh yeah it's just kind
of interesting how right now all the marketplaces are very much centralized because you basically
have to like even though you've inscribed your stuff on chain, you still have to submit a JSON file to like Magic Eden, OKX, etc.
And then they still have to go through an approval process.
I'm actually like amazed that they didn't reject the Bitcoin cyborgs.
Because like we have like some traits, like in the original 808 collection there was like a legs trait
like me and my brother are like yo is this gonna fly like uh because it's basically like
it's yeah it's basically like a pair of like a woman's legs it's like from you're looking at
the cyborg but it's like a woman's legs as if he's banging her right uh and then there's like
another one in you what's that cynthia oh i was saying you are the one, like you're from the woman's point of view.
Can they pull you for having a trait name?
I didn't actually know that.
I've got a trait name that's called two classic British faggots.
And that might get pulled.
If I didn't know you could get stuff pulled.
I mean, you just have to show them that commercial.
That's legit. Right. You just got to show them that. Isn't that right you just got to show them that isn't that what it's called i mean yeah no it is
a legitimate food item i mean obviously it's a bit a bit tongue-in-cheek but yeah it is an actual
food item too that you can buy on the show so i mean yeah no uh no offense meant there if you take
it of course but yeah no no they haven't rejected anything which is the thing i was surprised about
like they actually um yeah they approved, so you can actually buy.
And I think the legs trait in the original 808 Cyborgs collection
is the highest floor price item.
The people that hold those are like diamond hands, right?
Well, if you remember, that's how me and you met.
Yeah, man. I was pestering you in your DMms going can i have one of these legs trades how do you
get one of these legs trades we tell someone to g1 we tell someone to g1 and in the end they said
to buy one but yeah they are they are very sought after so yeah no i like them holy shit that's so
fucking funny that's so right i remember you'd be like yo i'm trying to like put in some offers
for these but no one's taking the offers and i was like fuck man i like i wish
i had one i could give you but like i didn't i didn't like because i you know i just randomly
i didn't want one for free no i didn't want one for free bro oh you legend you fucking legend and
it's funny now because like you know like we had so much demand uh because like those things went
up to a 0.013 bitcoin floor did five Bitcoin trading volume on second year which I did not expect like
I was completely blown away I think it was like 3.8 trading volume Bitcoin trading volume was on
Magic Eden and like another one point something or whatever was on OKX so it's just kind of crazy
and then like you can yeah so it's just fucking crazy then so we had all this demand for like a
10k so I made the 10k and then
um we added like there was a couple like there's some traits that i was like now this time they're
gonna fucking reject these traits because uh we have this like booty bump trait that's like
it's a chick's ass right and she's got four lines of ketamine on her ass and then a spank mark on
And it was kind of like a nod to the Puppets Collection because the Puppets have been so supportive of me.
They're really good friends of mine from the Wausi community, right?
Like I met the puppeteer in the Wausi community last cycle on Ethereum.
And so like, you know how in the P the puppets collection there's the ketamine shirt
right so like me and my brother like we we made this the the cyborg is in his right hand he's
holding a baggie of ketamine that that looks exactly like that shirt right and then in his
left hand he's got a rolled up dollar bill right so like he's totally and then he's got this booty
with the four lines of ketamine in
front of him i was like for sure magic eden is gonna like reject this fucking trade i know they
didn't they actually you can actually uh people have minted it and there are some on magic eden
but there's like you know we've only minted about like 450 of that 10k collection just because like
the market got a bit slower and and the fees went
fucking crazy the day we minted uh actually for like the week that we minted so um you know it
was just like weird timing right but uh the funny thing is like yeah like you could still
randomly mint one of those traits for i think it's like yeah 0.00013 bitcoin plus fees
um and that's kind of like half the fun right is it's like am i gonna randomly think it's like, yeah, 0.00013 Bitcoin plus fees.
And that's kind of like half the fun, right? Is it's like, am I going to randomly get, it's like, you know,
it's like a vending machine, right?
It's like those little bubble machines are like, you know,
you go to like, I don't know, like a hockey rink
or maybe they had them at the football stadiums where you are, right?
And you would randomly get a toy or something.
And, you know, it's like, that's the thing.
You put the .00013 Bitcoin in.
And do you get a booty trait, right?
Or do you just go to Magic Eden and buy one from there?
So it's just all sorts of fun.
But, you know, speaking of.
A 1-1 out of the whole collection.
A unique one that hasn't been minted yet.
So someone is still going to be getting that amazing one-of-one
in the collection at some point.
That one's hilarious, actually.
I think the puppets are going to love that one.
The one-of-one is pretty funny.
As far as I've heard, I think everyone will love that one,
and it will be very coveted.
So it's going to be exciting to see who mints that at some point.
You know, I made a little popcorn.
But, you know, that nine to five comes a knocking every once in a while.
It comes a knocking at my door.
At least it's friday cloth off it's cloth off friday which means it's the end of the week and you can walk into the office without any clothes on and
surprise your boss so it's kind of a win-win last day of the week you're going to make it through
then we've got that beautiful weekend just calling just. Just a Colin. It's a Colin. It's so close I can taste it.
It's so close I can almost lick it.
You know what I'm saying?
And well, with all that being said, maybe we'll go around the room.
We'll get some final thoughts here.
Lingle, what do you think of all this?
Rich. powerful bold rich uh i just posted uh bitcoin is an interplanetary file system
let's fucking go baby i'm gonna i'm gonna retweet that actually
right fucking now uh oh there it is i just seen it pop up retweeting it um powerful
period bold um what's another word uh exceptional transformative
there we go transform what you keep me around for that's what you're here for.
You put the words in my mouth and other things.
Thanks for coming up here.
Getting to vibe with you here.
And also your knowledge of lava lamps has just blown us away um so thanks thanks for coming here thanks for vibing and what about you itchitoshi what about
what do you think of all this it was fun coming up to say hello and yeah quite the wordsmith aren't
you mr c i noticed that oh my god i forgot about that actually i am i am never gonna let you forget
about that don't you worry i swear to god but yeah i know i actually saw i saw lingle's um
uh lava lamps as well yesterday so i'm glad that you guys got to talk about them today so they look
quite cool they do i like the idea of it having it's just on the back of your uh like you know
next to your pc and it's just going to be sat there chilling it's uh quite a cool concept i think it's neat but you know it's always nice
uh hanging with you guys so go and uh get some cyborgs guys here every day chilling with us a
lot so you owe him at least one mint so come on don't be so cheap it's only like ten dollars
but yeah i was just thinking too like uh someone who may not be named is just like, I do so much for the space.
It's like totally not what I'm like though.
And it's like, get a cyborg.
I do so much for the space.
But no, it's not like that at all.
You're welcome to hang out here for free, right?
All we charge you is a low, low price of $35.79 hour you know and we'll collect we'll collect on that
uh we're coming we're coming to be fair mate liking and sharing the space that's a good one
because that's completely free isn't it everyone can do that oh that is free actually hell yeah
they can like they can retweet it and then you know what that does that that lets more future
listeners come more future listeners come,
more future audience members, because we get joined by many future audience members. They're
not here with us right now, but you know, I like wake up in the morning and I check my tweet
messages here, my notifications. And there's people that are saying, oh my God, I'm listening
right now. I love it. And then they're cracking the jokes that we, the rich jokes that we, that we crack in here.
And I'm like, oh, I forgot we cracked that joke.
And then they're like, just in on it.
So, you know, the more you like and retweet, the more that those future audience members
find it, listen to it, comment, and then we just grow, right?
We just grow just like me every morning, right?
Waking up with that hardwood growing, right?
Wow. Wow. Some powerful thing. Even now I'm harder than ever. And my God, appreciate you,
Ichitoshi, your incredible art, your incredible vibes, your incredible perspective. And well,
you're a lava lamp man, just like me. I can tell a connoisseur when I see him.
You know, we're putting the sewer in connoisseur.
Oh, man, I need better writers.
We can smell our own, can't we, mate, me and you?
We can smell our own, that's right.
What do you think of all this, Cynthia?
What do you think of all this?
As always, just an absolutely amazing time hanging out with you, mystery here in mystery
zone episode 225, as well as it's Toshi Lingle and everyone, all the legends in the audience
that we've had here throughout the night.
It's just been such a fun show as we always have.
I always, I always end up in a better mood by the you know during the
show and by the end of the show even if i'm not you know feeling down or in a bad mood at all at
the start it's always better by the you know as we're here always makes me feel even better
oh i think you muted that damn twitter muted you again oh it absolutely did because i was
just holding my phone i didn't do anything at all i don't i didn't have my hands on the buttons or
on the screen at all my hands can barely like i can just hold the phone i can't really it's hard
to reach around on the phone because i have small hands no, you try to do that reach around. It's tricky, right?
Oh, my God. She's coming in like a wrecking ball.
Oh, wait. I heard you that time.
Oh no, she's like a cyborg.
Oh wait, oh my god, it wouldn't let me unmute.
It wouldn't let me unmute.
It kept muting me back up.
Oh my god, Elon is elon's punishing me for um posting those those memes
tonight and getting way more like the engagement i've gotten on between two memes that i've posted
elsewhere has has like those two put together have more than more than double of the engagement
i've gotten over the last week apparently according to like the
analytics the few analytics that twitter shows me so it's just like what what are you doing
are you a bot now what's going on i guess it's something like that i don't know because i haven't
we got a live one here you know that is that engagement is just like absolutely exploded
uh from just two two tweets that's it just two crazy too like
i saw those tweets right and like because like we were talking about you know sometimes we talk
about how to hack your engagement and it's literally fucking worked instantly the second
you started doing like you're you did two fucking memes and they both fucking just absolutely blew the fuck up um and they're still blowing up right
like yeah and like i said from sometimes uh even though i don't have a check mark once in a while
on my profile it'll tell me the engagement i've gotten for the past week it doesn't give me like
detailed analytics it just says you've made this many impressions over the past seven days, basically. Right. And between those two tweets
alone, like lately it's like, there've been some days that it's gone, it's gone up a bit recently
in the last while, but not, but one of the tweets has surpassed, um, my entire engagement in the
past, like in a week's time at times, even when it went up a bit. Uh, I think it,
I think one week it was like, I don't know, 28,000 impressions or something a bit ago the other week,
one day, whatever. And this one tweet has surpassed that in the matter of five hours or something,
a few hours. So, um, so yeah, I don't know. if only i had that check mark we're working on it
it's got to happen um because you know then i can hit that five million i can make a few bucks
and buy some mcchickens with with those extra few dollars maybe some cat food for my cats
oh my god that would be incredible actually you know and it's so easy wouldn't it it's so easy
for somebody to like gift that you know because if you click on cynthia's profile up at the top there there's a little gift box button
there if you click that apparently you can just gift her the twitter blue and then she'll be able
to use all that engagement she got from those tweets uh to contribute towards the five million
interactions or whatever impressions that you need.
And she's going to hit that 5 million, right?
So once she hits the 5 million,
all she's going to need is that check mark.
And then, my God, she'll start getting those payouts,
those advertising payouts.
And then she'll be able to buy those McDoubles,
those McChickens, those cat foods, right?
out to me and ask me to carry his child uh once you know i'm gonna be making i because i mean come
on let's face it mystery we're pretty funny we're pretty funny here uh in the space and uh you know
maybe funnier than some of those people out there tweeting on the timeline who are making five figures from their payouts.
That volcano tweet of yours was a banger.
That volcano tweet was so fucking perfect.
And the Katy Perry one is like, oh, my God, this is fucking hilarious.
So, yeah, like literally we were fucking crushing it out here with the funny shit, you know.
You know, people think we have a team of writers shit you know it's just incredible you know people
think we have a team of writers no it's just live and uncut on the spot and that's just how we and
all on the fly you know we don't even talk we never even talk about the show at all outside
of this oh what do you guys what do you want to talk about tonight mystery oh mr c this is what
we're going to talk about nope we just show up we literally
just show up start yapping and that's it there's no no planning whatsoever uh who has time for that
there's way too much other stuff going on and we just start chit-chatting and uh it always seems
to work out even when it's just us we just always seem to be able to fill all sorts of time crack a
bunch of jokes have the best time so So it's going to be the best.
It always is the best. And we're just working. And the reason I can't buy that Twitter blue
at the moment is I'm just I'm a broke artist. Unfortunately, we're still getting out of or
crawling out of that broke artist meta at the moment. And as well, you know, raising the funds, saving and scraping all the pennies
and the nickels and dimes to make it to Bitcoin Vegas in a month. Really hoping to get there and
see all the friends. And I'm not even going to like go crazy drinking. It's not about that.
It's really about seeing the people and being able to hand people some art as well.
I have stickers that I've printed, but on the back of them, I always draw.
I always make everyone like a unique drawing on the spot when I give them out.
So I've given out a ton of these stickers to different people that I've met and that I know.
And it's always really fun.
There's some of them posted on my timeline somewhere.
You would have to find them.
But I always do my little automatic drawings on the back of stickers. So I would have fun gifting everyone little
drawings and stuff and stickers. It would be the funnest time. So that's what we're working on.
And we're just praying for those miracles, praying for those miracles to happen. And I think,
you know what, with the blockchain sleuthing that Mystery and I did,
mostly him, I'm not going to lie,
that we did tonight when he figured some stuff out,
I think there's going to be other steps
that I got to take in the next day or two,
and that's going to help.
I'm going to be able to, I think,
inscribe something for a very special someone
who's on the stage right now,
whose name might begin with the letter I that I owe it to them. And, uh, and then I think we're
going to put out something, uh, an addition of something. I think we might do Gamma where Emil,
uh, does his, puts out his work. I think I'm going to do an edition of something.
We're going to work on that.
And we're going to make it happen.
We're going to make Vegas happen.
It's going to happen somehow.
The miracles are happening.
And they will continue to happen.
You know, in a huge thanks to Mr. E and the space
and all of the absolutely fucking amazing people
Like Wassey Glow, for example, who's an absolute legend.
That's how amazing Wassey Glow is.
He fucking literally glows.
But yes, we've had the best time tonight just to wrap it all up here and we're going to
continue to have the best time every single night we're gonna be here in uh 21 hours and 26 minutes i believe it is if my math is
correct and i'm who's counting but that's when we're gonna be here again as we are every single
night literally 225 nights in a row now um not a single night off even mr e was fighting some kind
of a bear virus and he couldn't even talk.
We showed up. I read those charts for him. We had the best time.
It was shorter spaces, but he still showed up.
He was dying and he still showed up.
What a fucking legend. What a bull.
Because we have the bullish vibes here and we have the best, absolute best speakers
and the absolute best audience ever.
No one could ask for a better set of people to come join us. And that's both
the people that we see right now here in the space and also the future listeners, the people who
listen to the replay. We, you guys, we can't see you, but we know you're out there and we love and
appreciate you all. So, um, as always support the people that you like and love and, uh, your
friends, because that's how we all win support the artists
the founders and the devs who are cool and nice and um don't you know gatekeep like assholes
uh support the people you like and uh that's about it i think i think there's always more to say but
i'll shut up now i love you guys we always love hearing you talk i'm so beautifully said so
powerfully said so bullishly said even and uh well you know it just means so much when each
and every single one of you shows up and vibes with us it's uh it's a privilege right the pleasure
is all on this side of the phone let me tell you that much and the pleasure is over here
let me just tell you there's a lot of pleasure going on.
I've wanked a few times during the space, hearing each and every single one of your
My God, it's been incredible.
Even imagining some of your voices, you know, it's like the people in the audience weren't
I was just like imagining them talking and I just started wanking even more, right?
I was like, Oh, that's a beautiful voice that my imagination made for you.
So it's just incredible, you know, incredible to see, incredible to feel.
And, you know, with that being said, support your local artists, get some
cyborgs, get some little wiggles, get some of those lava lamps, get some
Emile art, get some Cynthia art, get some Tan Tan art, get
all the art, get some wishy-washy runes, right? And, well,
And with that being said,
this has been another incredible episode
225 nights in a row we've been vibing, thriving,
And, my God, we're surrounded by the best,
so you just make it too easy.
And so, well, with that being said, you know, I am bullish on you, right?
I am bullish as fuck on you.
You might not think that you're bullish, but well, we have a little, oh my God, we have
a little problem with Cynthia here.
She's coming back up. She's coming back up.
We've invited her back up for this final speech.
We were going through withdrawal.
So good to have you back.
Just see the mess I made.
I tell you. I just cleaned it up from the other night now it's back but you know if you're not bullish on yourself
you don't have to be all you have to do is believe in cynthia believe in itchitoshi believe in
lingle believing in you and my god there's nothing you cannot achieve and so whether it's five o'clock
somewhere 4 20 somewhere morning evening or night I want you to have the best time.
So we'll be back again here tomorrow,
peace out and much love my friends.
Oh my God. I just came again. I just came again i just came again oh god that's another mess to clean i tell you i need a cigarette i don't even smoke i don't even smoke i need a cigarette
sometimes i chain smoke don't tell anyone peace out my friends i love y'all