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The WAGMI Cabal
Recorded: Jan. 12, 2024 Duration: 1:28:42Space Recording
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I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
The way inside now they want us to surrender.
Us to surrender.
But I could go all night right here between there.
Crossfire.
Send them up my message.
Send them messages.
Give it up.
Give it up.
We've got no place to go.
God, I spin around it all.
Oh, no.
Please God.
Tell me we're dreaming.
We've got no way to run.
They've all got loaded guns.
Oh, no.
Please God.
Tell me we're dreaming.
Please God.
Tell me we're dreaming.
Please God.
Tell me we're dreaming.
We'll find you in that.
I'll see you again.
I spread my money on the regular miracles just like you.
Like me.
Like everybody else.
Up in the sun looking sad and beautiful,
just like you, like me, like everybody else.
Everybody else.
When a Japanese boombox kicks like you, like me, like everybody else.
When it's just so hot, turn it on.
Oh, shag it like a bird caught up and on.
When it's too hot, I like it on.
Oh, light it up, yes.
What can we ask you, God?
When it gets soft, I shake it up.
It's just a shake it like a bird caught up and on.
It looks so sweet, but I like it on.
Oh, light it up, yes.
When it's still coming.
Thinkin' a movie on the couch with a flip phone just like you like I like fingers in your mouth up on the sun playing drums with a bleach burn, just like you.
I had a whole intro prepared.
Malik, you threw me off
already, dude. Very
disappointed in you.
Extremely. Nope, not even because he's late,
Ash. That's a completely
separate reason to be
disappointed in Malik tonight.
You're missing something
in your display Twitter name.
You're missing something. I don't
know. Maybe you didn't get the email
from the Bored Ape Gazette.
Is this what we're doing now?
Yeah.
You got rid of your checkmark
for a banana, dude.
Wait, did my
checkmark leave?
Yes, dude. Of course. If you change your
fucking name. No.
It's gone?
Yeah, guess what? Now you're going to have to wait
two weeks for it to come back before
you can get rid of the banana and then wait another
two and then you lose your checkmark and wait another two weeks.
Oh my God.
This is a month-long problem.
I cannot believe that you did it.
I hadn't considered that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So congrats.
Here's the thing.
If the main account
is doing it,
I'm doing it, dude.
This is old school, bro.
You weren't even here for this
when this started.
I wasn't.
I wasn't.
I joined the club in November
of 21.
Early November
November 8th, 21.
So, yeah.
But, you know, congrats
on the banana.
Way better than a blue checkmark.
Not like you ever go in anyone else's
spaces.
So really, what do you need a blue checkmark
for?
That's crazy that there's
no blue checkmark.
I can't believe I lost it.
I'm distraught.
I'm literally distraught right now.
I had no idea that I lost it.
I've got terrible news
if you're into hexagons.
No, I heard about that, dude.
My favorite was, right,
and I get it because it was,
I think it was Spicy Tina
and who was it?
The Smarmy Bunny
when he, back when he was an ape
who they were the ones
who, like, rolled out
the hexagon.
Yeah, it was created by apes.
It was literally created
by board apes.
Gordon was like,
I hate to see it go.
I'm like, you never used it, Gordon.
He, dude, he's been a,
he's been a circle BFB for years.
He never even used a thing.
He didn't like it that much.
Yeah, you know what?
My issue with it,
like, I hate to see it go,
not because I've never used it,
not because of,
for me personally,
but it showed a level
of, like, kind of commitment
or at least consideration
on Twitter's part
for the NFT space specifically,
which, like, told me
that they, like, saw us,
appreciated us, like, you know,
that they were willing
to do something for us.
And the fact that it's gone now,
it just kind of tells me,
between that
and Elon Musk's comments
last month
about NFTs,
yeah,
not going in the right direction
for us, guys.
Bullish, though.
It's bullish
when other people are bearish.
I don't know.
Yeah, I'll see you guys
on Blue Sky.
I forgot about that app.
I used it for one day.
I thought he was bullposting
the shit out of that
for, like, a week.
Yeah, dude,
it was getting engagement
for a week.
That's why.
Yeah, yeah.
But we got some things
to talk about tonight, Bunny,
not the least of which
is the bored ape floor.
I was in a few spaces today
listening to some breathless
fucking apes
losing their shit about this.
And I don't know, man.
Call me a bozo,
but I just,
this is not, like,
as big of a story
in my opinion.
This is sort of
the natural conclusion
of blur farming.
And as soon as that...
No, I couldn't disagree more.
That's a bozo.
So here's,
it's a lazy excuse
for why the floor price
is what it is.
Tell me why it is.
Because blur greases
the wheel up
or greases the wheel down, right?
Like, blur exists.
There are projects
that go up in value, right?
If that was true about blur,
then every project
would just be in, like,
a death spiral to zero.
But that's not the case.
There's projects that go up.
One of them isn't bored apes.
That's one that doesn't go up.
I don't like blaming blur.
There's no other project
that has had anywhere close
to the amount of attention
and volume
as the apes, right?
Like, they are the reason.
Like, they are the biggest
on blur by far.
All I'm saying is that,
yes, I agree.
It greases the wheel up
and greases the wheel down.
But this is the downside of it, right?
Like, we're seeing it now.
And the amount of,
specifically on mutants,
even more so,
of loans that are outstanding,
that a lender hasn't stepped in
to pick them up
that are about to fucking
get liquidated
is astonishing.
And it's going to get
really, really fucking ugly.
Like, you're talking, like,
you know, the cascading effects
that can come from that.
Yeah, it can get ugly.
But let's be honest,
you're not selling
your fucking PFP anytime soon.
I'm not selling my PFP.
So, like, do I care that much?
Personally, no.
Here's the real thing, too,
is the demise of the board ape floor
greatly over-exaggerated.
I'm actually looking at it now
because ETH is pumped, right?
So, this is the thing.
People just go off
the price of ETH
and, like,
they forget how volatile
that asset is.
Bro, the board ape floor,
I was looking,
it was either yesterday
or two days ago,
it was $55,000.
Everybody is screaming
because the ape floor
has dropped an ETH or two.
Dude, in USD,
it's $62,000 today on Open.
It's gone up, dude.
We've actually gone up.
I'm actually,
I just looked at it.
We're pumping, dude.
Dude, I'm thrilled.
Yeah, the floor is lava right now.
Goodness.
Well, I like quicksand.
That's all right.
But it's, like,
a very, like, nice quicksand
that, like, maybe exfoliates
and, like, moisturizes
as it sucks you
and then kills you.
I don't know, dude.
I'm with you on that, Bunny.
And honestly,
but I didn't get my answer from you.
Why?
Why is the floor down?
What is going wrong,
in your opinion?
I would say,
so communication
hasn't been great, right?
They've admitted that, too,
so I'm not, like,
saying anything new
or, like, FUD.
You know,
and they spread themselves
out too thin.
And to be honest,
they haven't announced
anything lately.
There's been, like,
heads down building.
The marketplace
got pushed back, right?
Dude, once we get,
think about this.
It could be, like,
a short time span
where we get
a second play test,
a fucking new marketplace
by Magic Eden and Yuga,
and maybe an update
on the IRL clubhouse.
You're telling me
this floor won't be pushing
100K after that?
Dude, if this thing,
but first of all,
if this thing touches
100K again,
I will be the single-handed,
most obnoxious person
on the crypto Twitter timeline.
Like,
I can guarantee you that, dude.
Is it going to be,
is the tweet going to be
six figgies on my wrist now?
Probably.
Probably.
Please don't.
We all know
what happened last time.
Just please,
please just restrain
us a little bit.
Just post right now,
like,
half a 100K
on my wrist right now,
and, you know,
maybe it'll
make it go up.
I could have traded
this thing for two punks.
Now,
I can get
one-third of a,
I get one-third
of a punk right now.
I can't even get
half of a punk.
Can I,
I'll tell you my take
on this,
and again,
I know that I'm not,
like,
look,
I'm not fucking out here
trading these things.
I'm not,
you know,
making a living off
of the fucking floor price,
so it's different for me,
but, like,
I just feel like this is,
like,
everyone's pissed off
because the floor price
is down,
but,
and,
and like you said,
the communications
and they're,
you know,
set down the building,
but, like,
they're literally just doing
exactly what they said
they were going to do.
They're literally just
following the fucking
roadmap,
following the game plan,
and, like,
these things take time
and no one in this space
has any patience,
and it's infuriating to me,
and it's got to be
a million times worse
for the team,
right,
where it's like,
dude,
just, like,
shut the fuck up
and let us cook
and let us deliver.
If you hate the product,
fine,
fair,
but, like,
to FUD because
it's taking longer
than you want
or because the,
like,
the process isn't as exciting
as you want it to be,
like,
to me,
that's just,
like,
reeks of immaturity,
so I am in no way
panicked.
Frankly,
I hope this fucking
thing tanks
because I'm going to
scoop one up,
and you know,
Bunny,
I've been looking
and I've been shopping
and I've been waiting.
I would love nothing
more than to fucking
scoop an ape
at a discount
because,
and I will be
absolutely fucking
taking victory laps
when this shit
moons again.
That's my personal
view on it.
Yeah,
I think we all
look forward
to seeing
which floor ape
you pick out,
man.
I mean,
seriously.
I mean that genuinely.
They're all floor apes,
Bunny.
Nah.
Except the gold first.
I like Trippy better.
Yeah.
Now,
could you do me a favor?
Would love to.
You don't know
what it is yet?
I know what it is.
I just want to make you ask.
Can you tell me
about my favorite
gaming project,
Shrapnel?
I would love to tell you
about our sponsor
for this show
all month,
our title sponsor,
none other than
Shrapnel.
You guys have been
hearing us talk about it
for a couple weeks now.
We got AMAs coming up.
We got more giveaways
coming up.
But guess what,
guys?
Shrapnel.
And you know what?
I'm going off script.
I don't want to do
the fucking script anymore,
Tony.
Sorry.
You already know
it's a AAA
extraction game.
You already know
about the BAFTA
and the Emmy Award winning
team that's building
this thing.
At the end of the day,
dude,
what this really is
is what everyone
has been crying out for
since fucking 2001.
Hey,
when can we get
an actual slick
AAA quality game
that is blockchain native
that fucking has you
able to go in there
and play,
have your assets,
move your assets around,
get rewarded,
buy,
sell,
trade your assets.
This is what people
have been fucking
screaming for.
And guess what?
It's being delivered.
and it's being delivered
next month.
You want to go check out
some more?
You want to learn some more?
Go to shrapnel.com.
We're going to be giving out
extraction packs all month long,
running fun little giveaways,
doing some cool shit.
We're going to do some stuff
on the timeline.
We're also going to be
having the team
come up here
next week
and do an AMA.
You'll get to ask
all the questions you want.
We already know
fucking NB is going to sit here
and try to somehow
front run this
and get,
you know,
get a side sponsorship.
Plotsky,
in my opinion,
doing it the right way.
Very cool,
calm,
collected.
And honestly,
Tony,
you guys should totally
sponsor Plotsky's space next.
But yeah,
guys,
shrapnel.com.
Shout out to those guys.
Love you.
Thanks for sponsoring the space.
All right.
I want to go to Doc.
Doc said he's got
a little song preview.
He wants to debut here.
And then I'm dying to hear
from Bad Brothers and Matt.
Go ahead, Doc.
let's go.
Ready.
Let's go.
Adios.
I ain't bragging at all, we should probably put some Boyd A plaques on the wall, we gonna
ball like a straw dump in ash off the ground, rest of how this show on X, we sweepin' huge
time, Malik, the Bunny, and Ashley D, locked in so hard, I'm gonna crash the Jeep, gotta
catch the night show, ain't there in a week, don't make this clear the stage, raise your
hand to speak, dark soul too early, Boise G, used cardboard 8, my collection sweep, talkin'
like you got torn, why you actin' cheap, it's $1024, people need receipt, matter of fact,
man, yes, Malik, I need a lawyer, that's King Fuzz, night gonna have the dots comin' for ya,
nothing funny more than the Floor 8, that's Floor 8, our collection is heavy, we need more
space, wag me kabal, I ain't bragging at all, we should probably put some Boyd A plaques
on the wall, we gon' ball like a straw dump in ash off the ground, it's the hottest
show on X, we sweepin' huge car, Malik, the Bunny, and Ashley D, locked in so hard, I'm
gonna crash the Jeep, gotta catch the night show, ain't there in a week, don't make this clear
the stage, raise your hand to speak.
Hey, let's go, we havin' fun here, sorry man, let's, we have to fuckin' go.
Dude, that was a fuckin' banger, dude.
Wow, dude, that is fuckin' awesome.
Yo, you did your own theme song, man, come on, you're here every night, let's go.
Bro, I can't believe you made a song for the show, man, that's an absolute fuckin' banger.
Uh, one, just the tiniest, tiniest little point, uh, it, uh, it's Malik, but honestly,
for the sake of the song, fuck it, I'll just-
That's Malik.
Now on, it's Malik.
It's Malik now.
Now it's Malik, man, now it's Malik.
You have to change your name.
Sounds better, sounds cool.
No, that's fine, I'll change my name for that one.
Dude, Malik is, Malik is infinitely a cooler name.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Exponentially cooler, Malik.
Malik sounds like a nerd.
Malik.
I'm literally changing, no, I'm legally changing my name.
Like, what can you, like, rhyme with Malik?
Like, phallic?
You know, it's gotta be Malik.
No, you're right.
So true.
You're right.
I noticed you didn't rhyme bunny and funny once.
Thank you for that.
Too easy, too easy.
Come on.
But it was fun.
You know, you gotta be really with the culture to catch some of those lines.
But, you know, if you know, you know.
But we're having fun.
I love this show.
It's funny.
You guys, you know, have alpha and fun all at the same time.
And that's what we need more of, especially in this crypto,
is getting out of the bear market.
We gotta have some fun.
Bring the tunes back.
Bring the fun back.
So I'm all for it.
Bro, we appreciate you, man.
Pretty Ryan Bunny with Sonny's Funnies.
I mean, come on.
Dude, I love how diehard of a fan Bad Brothers is of Sonny, dude.
He's gonna get a Sonny tattoo, bro.
It's one of my favorite things in Web3.
Bad Brothers, what's up, dude?
Ordinal's cooking, man.
Did you get a shadow hat?
These things were like $10,000 off the fucking rip.
That's it.
What's the floor at?
Can you buy these things on the secondary yet?
I don't think they're on secondary yet.
I don't know.
Go check.
But yeah, no, I did not participate.
I got rupture today.
But yeah, I mean, I don't know.
It was just .2.
And dude, fucking 600 bids or something like that they had for .2.
And like only you have a 1 in 600 chance of getting that sub 1K ordinal.
So I don't know.
What was the odds for me?
Oh, only one of them was sub 1K?
No, there's 10 of them.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's tough.
Yeah.
I love Forgotten Ruins.
Like their ETH project.
That's been like a pretty, they've been a pretty cool project for a long time.
So I thought it was interesting.
I mean, dude, they raised what?
Five and a half million dollars today off of 600 NFTs.
That's not very easy to do.
Yeah.
It's not easy to do, but.
How did your other one go?
Are you up?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm up.
I'm like 4X on that or something, but I'm holding that for now.
Only 210 pieces.
Pretty nice.
And some guy, he floored him, I think, because he got.
So there were, yeah, 210, 203 went in whitelist phase.
And then like some guy got six out of seven right off the rip on public.
So can't beat those bothers.
Imagine a world where you tell us about these ordinals before they're sold out.
That would be.
Hey, dude, I've been talking about it for like a week.
That would be.
I haven't heard you mention it, dude.
Bunny, Bunny.
Do you remember?
For like a week.
Yeah.
I think Bunny was talking about the shadow hats.
But Bunny, remember I told you I like reached out to somebody, an ordinals project.
Yeah.
It was the shadow hats, right?
It was like three days ago.
I reached out to the founder, tried to see if we can get them on here, see if there was
any way to get some whitelist allocation.
It turns out they didn't need our fucking stupid show.
They're doing just fine.
Still, still might be nice to have them on.
I want to see if the, if someone from the team wants to come and, you know, take some
victory laps one of these nights.
Oh yeah.
And definitely apes and mutants going to zero.
Just, you know, sell those for some OMBs and rock those OMBs.
That's what I say.
I have an OMB.
I support that message except the zero and selling for nobody.
It's not your PFP though.
Right.
I mean, that counts for something.
I mean, that's saying something, you know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
You don't want to admit it.
I mean, it says something.
You, you may be surprised, but not only did I not get an honorary for, uh, for dots.
I also didn't get an honorary OMB.
Uh, so yeah.
Yeah.
You know, I didn't get an honorary OMB either.
Look at Sweeper's PFP.
Where's Sweeper?
It looks just like you.
Yeah.
Thanks for that.
Yeah.
Thanks for that, Lucifer, dude.
Jesus.
I got to scroll through the whole space to find out.
Are you out of your mind, dude?
Look it up.
He's not in here.
What is wrong with you?
We don't.
We don't.
It looks just like Malik's ape.
Malik.
You dumb fuck.
It's cow.
Dude.
Shut up, Panda bitch.
You can't even rep this up.
Shut up, you fuck.
You're just not even on the blockchain.
Chilled it.
Chilled it.
Okay, dude.
You guys got, you both got to relax.
I don't know what happened.
You guys were friends yesterday.
T flow.
Well, what's up with you?
That's when you talk.
Yeah.
Thanks.
He muted everybody.
But yeah, I appreciate that.
Okay.
Lucifer unmuted and told you to talk, so I don't think everybody was muted.
Dude, I was hitting the button with my thumb repeatedly, and he got to it first.
Seattle's got better internet.
What do you want from me?
All right.
I'm sorry I came in hot.
You see Vanguard is not listing any Bitcoin ETFs.
Yeah.
And I saw Robin Hood.
Robin Hood was trolling them, right?
Because they did it.
They listed them all.
Exactly what I wanted to bring up.
The most hilarious troll ever.
Because with Vanguard, if you got the GBTC, you could sell them.
You could still sell them.
You can't buy anymore.
Robin Hood has the balls to fucking troll them when they shut down half of the GameStop
trade doing the same thing.
Robin Hood's the biggest pieces of shit for that.
How they would shine light back on them doing that, it blows my mind.
You could not believe I saw that tweet.
Dude, we got a short memory here, and we love internet trolls, right?
So I feel like everybody's just like, yeah, that's cool.
That's funny.
I guess.
As soon as I saw that, I was like, huge balls.
Fuck those guys.
I couldn't believe it.
So wait.
What is it?
What is it?
You're telling me that, wait, this is for VanEck or Vanguard?
Who was it?
Vanguard.
Vanguard.
Okay, I thought you said VanEck.
I'm like, if you're telling me that fucking ticker HODL isn't coming out, I'm going to
lose my mind.
Malik, what's the legalities behind that?
I thought there's just anything listed on the exchange.
Like, people could be like, nah, you can't buy that with us?
That's a thing?
Oh, totally, yeah.
But you can always move your assets.
Yeah, you're saying that they can choose not to do it through their platform?
Right.
Absolutely.
I didn't know that.
I just thought it was like an open and free market.
Have at it.
Merrill Lynch.
That's very cute and naive, and maybe Sam will bring you a fucking present later.
I'm not too deep in the stock world.
It's business.
I mean, common sense would dictate that having as many options for people to potentially
buy and use your platform is the smart thing to do and a good thing.
But like, there's obviously all kinds of little nuanced things and reasons why they might
not want to do that.
You got to expect there's going to be a big outflow transferring your portfolio elsewhere
based on that, right?
Based on the tweet?
Yeah.
Based on the Rob of the tweet is basically what I said.
Yeah.
I mean, absolutely.
Like people are going to, at the end of the day, like the motivated parties who like want
that product, like, yeah, if that's why you're, if that's why you're opening an encounter,
if that's what you're looking to do and you've been sitting on the sidelines waiting to like
pile into this, then yeah, you're going to leave.
You're going to go somewhere, somewhere that has it.
Yeah.
I think they're going to change their mind pretty soon.
I think we'll see that.
Meadow, what's up?
Hey, what's up?
How's it going, buddy?
Do you like my faceless PFP?
It's not even NFT.
What's up with that?
What's up with that?
It's because I'm having a branding identity crisis.
It looks like, it looks like an NFT though.
So it's, I feel like it's close enough.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I mean, I feel like I should have graduated.
I had like a 12 year old profile.
And now like I'm in high school trying to find my way.
So hopefully it's better.
Hey, Bunny, did you know that you could pay a thousand dollars and change your stuff as
much as you wanted?
If you got the gold check mark.
Yeah, dude, the gold check mark costs a thousand bucks.
What the fuck?
Yeah, but it's, it's a month.
It's a monthly fee, not a one time fee.
Yeah.
It is monthly.
And here's the thing though.
Tons of people do it, but you have to KYC and give them your blood and everything else.
So maybe you don't want to do it by me.
We get one title sponsor and people think we're fucking, we're fucking papered up over
here and you've blown a grand a month on gold check marks.
We're sponsored by shrapnel.
Bill.
I mean, I, I have shrapnel by the way, and this was before y'all were sponsored by shrapnel.
Hell yeah.
Shout out to shrapnel.
You know, make me some dollars.
That's not a shill, but I'm really, really excited about shrapnel.
Did y'all see what I put up there?
That's literally a shill.
Tell us, wait, tell us about.
She's like, it's not, it's not a shill.
I just own them.
I just own it and want, and want it to go up in price.
Bunny, Bunny, you just know you paid me.
Bunny, Ashley, and Malik paid me to come up here and shill.
Just act like you didn't.
No, they didn't.
I swear it wasn't a shill.
Anyway.
She's a plant.
Did you guys see Elizabeth Warren?
I pinned it at the top.
What was her problem?
I had Kathy Wood for an AMA this morning.
No, no, you didn't.
No, you didn't.
But did you see Shibitoshi Nakamoto?
Holy cow.
I was like, what is that?
Oh, dude.
He got, yeah.
He was really mad.
He was like, shut me up, you dumb biatch.
Like, it was crazy.
I was like, kid.
You know, he said what we all wanted to say, honestly.
I know.
I called her a cunt first, but no one liked that one.
No one.
I wonder why, Bad Brothers.
The best part of the Elizabeth Warren thing was that she got fucking community noted,
right?
Yeah, she did.
God, that was crazy.
But nobody had anything good to say to her.
So I was like, hmm, this is curious.
And I was like, how about you follow the rules first, Lizzie?
Like, I was just really upset with that.
But anyways, I was surprised you guys didn't talk about it.
Lizzie.
Malik, who said that?
Malik.
Lizzie's crazy disrespectful.
She is cray cray.
Buns.
But anyway, I just wanted to say that.
Buns.
Buns.
Buns is my calling.
She's got all the nicknames coming out tonight.
I do.
I do.
What am I?
Oh, oh.
I don't want to call you Lucy.
It's got to be Lucy.
Not Lucy?
Yeah.
Lucy.
Lucy's for you.
No, Lulu.
It's Lucy.
We call him Lucy Goosey.
Lucy Goosey.
Lucy Goosey.
Well, it matches his eyeballs, too.
Aw, Lucy Goosey.
That's it.
You're Lucy Goosey to me.
He looks just like his BFP, too.
Those are the glasses.
So good.
So good.
Those glasses.
I have them.
I have them.
Do you really?
I've seen it.
He wore it to Halloween.
Like, he dresses his PFP.
I'm dying to see you dressed like your PFP.
Please do that at an FTNYC.
I can't wait for that.
Will you do it?
Wait, hold on.
Can me and Trump do it?
Maybe.
I mean, it's pretty easy for me.
Do I have to paint my whole body red?
Yeah, I feel like I have to go full red.
Hey, Bunny.
Bunny.
Bunny.
I just want you to know I sold her a coin because I saw someone show it that I don't like.
So I dumped it.
We didn't make any money.
We didn't lose money, though.
Yeah.
Literally, we were all supposed to be in this together.
And Shrimp goes, Lou, fend for yourself.
I was.
Okay.
So hold on.
Hold on real quick.
He texts us.
Tells us he's got alpha.
Right?
He's he said he buys me some because I was busy.
And I was like, I'll send you the money.
Lucifer.
I was fucking busy, too.
That's the fucked part.
Like what?
Doing what?
I was at the gym, dude.
That doesn't count.
So anyway.
I buy shit coins at the gym.
Lou, ask.
Tell me if I'm lying.
Five minutes after we buy it.
He's like, oh, no, this isn't good or something like that.
And I'm like, dude, you're the one.
He's like, I don't like this.
He goes, I don't like this one.
I'm like, dude, you were the one that sent it to us.
Like this wasn't our play and you followed us.
And he's like, man, he literally sent it to you.
He's like, I don't know.
I don't like this one, guys.
Five minutes.
Here we out.
Here we out.
My buddy's like, he said he got to see.
I get it.
I don't even look at it.
I just don't.
And then I see the name and I'm like, oh, this is such a shitty name.
And then I see the market cap.
I'm like, fuck.
Like, there's nowhere for it to really go.
But down at this point, in honesty.
Is this the Chinese dragon?
Yes, dude.
But I just saw that.
Infamous ETH influencer just showed it.
I'm like, yep.
I already know.
I'm out.
Did you nuke my dogs, dude?
Oh, dude.
I mean, who?
How could it have been?
So was it T-MOS?
Like, I don't understand.
No, no.
I said the tweet.
Go check the text.
It was Frisk.
I just go check the text.
Check the chat.
Check the group chat.
That's actually worse.
It is.
Frisk would be worse.
But we didn't make any money, but we didn't lose money.
So that's always the best part, buddy.
We didn't lose money.
We still got the five soul back.
Well, it's running again.
Oh, I.
What the hell?
It's fucking.
Oh, dude.
It's not running.
Benny.
Bunny.
It's basically our injury.
You guys are idiots.
This is not running.
I've got more.
It's at 0045.
This is not fucking running.
I don't know what that is.
Oh, dude.
This is going too long.
It's literally at, like, the fucking all-time high right now.
No, it's not the all-time high.
It's over 0006 from that fucking green dick candle.
Which hurt are you looking at?
I'm looking at Dex Tools.
It's almost at its all-time.
Yeah.
4.8 was all-time.
And it's at 457 right now, dude.
Oh, it's at 0457 and the all-time high was 0458.
Bunny.
We got in at, like, 0451, so.
Okay.
Yeah.
This is a stable corn right now.
Yeah, dude.
This, yeah.
I thought you'd send them the difference of the rest of the money.
I think we'll be good.
Better cheat it.
That's my homie who's in the listeners.
You know who you are for the early alpha.
Also, for helping me set up BonkBot.
Shrimp.
Dude.
BonkBot is a game changer.
Dude, I don't use BonkBot, and I do just fine.
I like my way.
Oh, I don't.
I don't use it.
I thought you were a BonkBot guy.
No, I'm not a BonkBot guy.
Oh, man.
I could have sworn I heard it from you first.
I'd like.
Dude, I use SoulFlare.
Shout out SoulFlare.
But no, I use SoulFlare, auto-approved, like, 7% slippage.
And it works for me.
He's like one of those old people who refuses to use an ATM machine.
It's just, dude, I don't know where to fucking do it.
He brings a deposit slip to the bank once a week.
Okay, but hear me out, buddy.
He's spending money.
But my way still works, so why would I, if my way wasn't working, then why would I change
Well, listen, Shrimp, no one.
Exactly.
That's exactly what my grandma used to say about going to the bank every week.
I'm not trying to tell you to change it.
All I'm saying is I got set up with BonkBot today for the first time ever, and I cannot
fucking believe, like, how slick and easy that interface is.
The only bad part about BonkBot, which is why I think it also sucks at the same time,
because you have people that used to not make money on shit coins, not know how to scale
out, and it doesn't tell you price impact.
And people just jeet the whole fucking thing.
Dude, if you think that somebody seeing the little radium thing that says, like, price
impact, whatever, and, like, is going to stop a DJ from jumping on your fucking head.
I'm not saying it's going to stop it, but at least understand what you're going to do
to a fucking chart.
I got some news for you.
I got some news for you.
No one cares.
This is PVP, my guy.
No one cares.
Hey, well, guess what?
This is why I don't shill the fucking 2K market caps to anybody but people I know that
won't jeet a fucking token.
And that's how...
Speaking of shilling, it's time for everybody's favorite segment, Shrimp Shills!
Oh, dude, so last night, Malik, the 2K market cap we entered, 400K market cap all-time high
today.
Fucking, like, a three, what, 400X at that point, basically.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
You're consistently buying coins under a 5K market cap, right, which is extremely impressive.
Yet the one you shilled me and Lucy, Lucy Goosey over here...
It's a three mil market bar token.
Dude, what is...
Why do you hate us, dude?
Dude, he fucking hates us.
Dude!
I was...
I didn't look at anything.
And he's just laughing.
Dude, fuck you, Shrimp.
You didn't buy me any.
Dude, you're a bitch.
You bought five soul worth more before sending me the contract.
I sent you the contract right when I got it.
What do you mean?
Dude, fuck you.
No, I was your exit liquidity.
Wait, you got a better entry than we did because you bought lower.
Because I fucking cheated it and lost $5 and then bought more cheaper.
Well, that...
Okay.
See?
And then you made money.
I'm not losing $5, Lou.
That's a lot on Solana still.
But yeah.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
No, dude.
I'm still, you know, used CarMaxi.
That shit's gonna fucking just melt faces at some point.
Uh, got my baggie of Clippy.
I bought some good fucking...
I bought like another...
I bought 20 soul yesterday worth.
I bought another five soul Bipsy.
I think...
I don't know.
Maybe I'm just buying a fucking, you know, just going to zero token.
But I don't know.
Dude, I just love how we let Shrimp chill this bag all day long.
Dude!
But you give us the shit plate!
Shit, dude!
Did you not hear Bunny screaming as long ago?
Wait, Lou!
Lou!
You technically didn't lose money if you would've fucking held it.
So, that's your fault.
That's...
That's your fault.
You said we're exiting.
No, no, no.
I said I think we should.
And I was like, ah, fuck it.
We'll hold it.
No, you...
Yo, Lou, you pulled the trigger really quick.
I'm not gonna...
Yeah, you pulled it so quick.
You know what I'm saying?
Dude, I was on the page.
He said we're exiting.
And I wanted to beat Shrimp to it.
Cause I was like...
Lou is a notorious paper hand.
Yeah, like, Lou didn't even hesitate.
Like, we had one...
I said one thing, so I think we should exit.
Lou just immediately...
He was gone.
...before we come back.
Cause Bunny's like, what if this runs?
Which, by the way, Bunny, it's currently up much more.
But, I mean, we'd probably only be up like one soul maybe.
So, it's nothing crazy.
Yeah.
I'm not mad.
We got a bunch of hands though.
Let me hit these.
TeeFlo.
Fix your check mark problem.
You gotta hit up shrapnel.
Tell them to get you a badge.
It fixes everything.
Done.
I...
Why didn't you think about that?
That's alpha.
Done.
I'm gonna ask them.
I'm gonna ask them right now.
Yeah, put the pay on somebody else.
They'll do it.
They're loaded.
I'm gonna ask them.
After they heard your ad read the last week, I don't think you're good with that.
Oh, well tell them that you need it for Malik, but they gotta send it to you.
That'll work.
Yeah, that's a good point.
I'm gonna animate Malik's badge.
That's a good idea, TeeFlo.
I like it.
MB, what's up?
Hey, Bonnie.
Sorry I'm late.
I got stuck in a Sigma storm.
Absolutely destroyed me, but I am getting back on my feet.
I encountered something absolutely brilliant on my travels today.
Have you ever heard of Felicet?
Can you just mute him?
What is Felicet?
The Felicet is the first space cat who they sent to space in 1969, and she made it back
down.
She then went on a world tour.
I pinned some photos of her up.
You can see her signed picture and signature, and they put 1950s, 1960s electrodes in her
head, so she had no idea what the fuck was going on.
She was just happy to have a heartbeat at that point.
They shot her up.
They shot her back down, and I'm happy to announce that finally she has been given the
rightful statue that she is entitled to in France to commemorate her for her time in space.
So long live the space cat.
I can't believe you let that go all the way.
He's got all the cat alpha.
Yeah, I can't believe Lucy Goosey almost made us miss that thing.
That's crazy.
That's all the cat alpha I need for the day.
Emla, what's up?
What's up?
Have you seen everything that Jack Butcher's been posting?
I feel like there's another project coming up with checks or something, maybe on ordinals.
For sure.
He's definitely been hinting at that.
Is he joking?
He hasn't been hinting.
This has been like clear.
No, no.
I don't think he said it.
Did he say it out right?
He said there's a 500 piece collection of the same things that was minted or inscribed
a year ago.
But I'm thinking that he's going to release something else this year.
You're not buying it?
Why do you care?
It's going to be like fucking .5 BTC.
No, he's never.
He usually doesn't charge a lot of money.
You don't think it's going to be a lot?
He's literally giving away the other ones to full check holders.
Yeah, single check holders again.
Okay, but that was not cheap.
But they all minted for $8.
Yeah, but nobody.
How many of the full set holders actually minted all of them for $8?
That ain't their fucking problem.
That ain't Jack Butcher's problem.
Yeah.
But anyways.
It's not free.
Well, it was $8.
It's like if your fucking wealth manager's UBS and they give you Formula One tickets
every year.
It's not free.
You're paying for those fucking Formula One tickets in the fees.
But it feels like it's free because they're giving them to you.
Anyways, there's a few other things going on.
Amber Vittoria has a really cool drop that's happening tomorrow on OpenSea.
And then there are like 300 pieces of the same in the same collection, but they're all
one of one of 300.
And she hand drew them in Photoshop.
So that's one collection that's cool.
And then also a lot of people are sending things to space.
I think Snowfur has a project right now that's about to go to space with Jordan Lyle also.
Is it minting something?
Or is it an option?
I think they already minted it.
I don't know if they're selling it.
I think it's going to space.
No, I'm pretty sure that there's going to space.
Let's let's let's let's just dig into that a little more.
No, there's a one of one that is actually going to space.
It's a very large, actually, heart and craft piece.
But I believe there's in tandem with it.
And they haven't released all the details yet.
There's going to be a release like like I think it's going to be space dot shift.
Yeah, they said it's called space and craft or something.
Space plus.
That's not going on the ship.
So I think that's just a digital file that's going up there.
It's probably a thumb drive with the thing.
But it doesn't make sense.
Like, by the way.
No, no, no, no, no.
They're sending up the full like thing.
If you go to the website, if you go to the Axiom website, they have photos of everything.
For whatever reasons, they didn't decide to put them in any of the promotion.
Yeah, they're sending Mamba's bag of coffee up, too.
They're sending physical stuff.
Yeah, there are a few artists.
There's this kid named Richard Z.
But I'm like 80% sure there's going to be a snow furrow drop.
Yeah, I mean, it's very possible.
So keep your eyes out for a snow furrow drop.
But you know what they did in 1960?
They sent a cat to space, a French cat, fell a set.
Okay.
Yeah, we did that.
We talked about that already.
Emlo, did you see the Sotheby's thing, the Sotheby's Ordinals thing that's coming tomorrow?
I didn't see the Sotheby's Ordinals, but I did see that Thank You X had an Ordinals project dropping soon.
So tomorrow, 10 a.m. Eastern, the first ordinal curated sale will be revealed on Sotheby's.
Sotheby's.
It looks like it's going to be Nullish.
He's been kind of hinting at it.
He, like, quote, tweeted it.
Nullish is dope, but, like, I don't know.
Sotheby's sucks.
Yeah, I was going to say Sotheby's sucks.
Oh, okay.
Well, I'm sorry.
They don't market any.
I'm sorry for bringing it up, dude.
Hey, Bunny.
Get foolish.
I got some shit that I want to say to someone in the audience.
It looks like the dev of that token last night heard me talking about it.
He said, Shrimp and his crew dumps just hurt him into space, but they're buying again.
First off, I'm not buying again.
Secondly, I'm still the top five, one of the top five wallets.
I will nuke your fucking token if you want to talk shit.
So shut the fuck up.
Let's bring him up.
Let's bring him up.
Wow.
I do not want to.
Damn.
Pin the tweet, Shrimp.
Pin the tweet.
What the?
I'll nuke your fucking card if you want me to.
Woo!
Woo!
Wait, wait.
Wow.
Make sure I'm not in it before you nuke it.
What is going on, dude?
I've never heard him get like that before.
Damn, that was really aggressive.
No, I mean, if the dev wants to talk shit, talk shit, but fuck it.
Don't say that I dumped it because I'm still a top five holder.
Oh, God.
Like, honestly, I want to nuke your token now because you want to talk shit.
Nuke it.
Nuke it.
Nuke it.
Nuke it.
Nuke it.
It's supposed to be crisis prevention.
You're like taking him up.
I don't fucking have it.
I'm like, hold on.
Let's not.
I don't fucking have it.
I don't care.
24% price impact.
Who fucking cares?
Talks about the go short with a thousand X leverage on roll.
But he's going to be rich in about 45 seconds.
Oh, man, that'd be.
That'd be a nice one.
Hey, yeah.
Tell us.
Tell us if that's on roll of it.
I'm sure none of shrimp's coins are on roll of it, though.
Cobra, what's up?
Yeah.
What is going on?
First off, shrimp for president.
Like, holy moly.
That guy's on fire.
And then second, his fella said a token.
Is this a meme coin that's dropping?
Like, what am I missing here?
Please.
Oh, no.
MB just brings up random stuff.
That's hilarious.
Yeah.
Everyone's so used to people speaking.
He's like.
You know, that's going to be popping up on BonkBot.
Which as a boomer, I have to say, BonkBot fucked me up.
I think I'm the only person that lost money consistently on BonkBot.
So I'm doing some wrong.
But you're a boomer?
Dude, BonkBot.
I'm a boomer.
Were you around when Fellasette went to space?
Oh, my God.
Negative.
Not that boomer.
Not that boomer might do.
She went on a world tour.
It's not a coin.
You never know if he met her.
Stop showing your coin, MB.
It's not a coin.
It's a cat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wink, wink, wink.
She was dead when they put those electrodes in.
Let's be real.
Oh, my God.
Was she live in state?
Bro, there was no neurotechnology going on.
There was no computers.
What the fuck were they putting electrodes in her head for?
Hey, real quick.
We are doing a giveaway tonight.
Before we forget.
Three.
What?
Never mind.
I get excited.
Shut the fuck up and be laughing.
I like literary sports.
Let me finish.
Let me finish.
Oh, my God.
Anyway.
So we're giving away three RE Dow passes.
I'm sure you saw the meme yesterday where RE Dow supposedly bought like all that with coin.
So they gave us three passes to give away tonight.
They're worth about like, I think, three and a half solo piece.
Am I right about that, Malik?
Malik?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was like 3.2 last I saw or like earlier today.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Last I saw was 3.2.
Yeah.
So if you'd like to win one of those NFTs, comment a joke and we'll choose three of the funniest
ones.
It has to be funnier.
I know this might seem like a high hill to climb, but it has to be funnier than sunny.
If that's possible.
I know.
Right.
And it can be in, you know, say it again.
You got to say, you got to write a joke.
Tell a joke.
Well, you're not winning and be in the comments about anything.
Yeah.
Just any joke you've, you've ever heard.
And who do we need to make laugh?
You three?
Yes.
Yes.
Specifically, Ashley.
I'm really an easy target.
And he loves these concepts, bro.
Actually, I do.
It actually gets me gassed up how much he likes the fucking contest, dude.
I'm not going to lie.
Heavy's a good dude.
George, what's going on with you, man?
Dude, I've got, I've got the photo.
I've got the photo of the fucking sign that I said yesterday.
It's there again.
I'll put it in the comments and pin it.
Yeah.
Put it in the comments.
I'm driving and I've dropped my phone down fucking under the seat.
So let me, give me a bit.
It's a, how are you muting and unmuting if you don't have your phone?
Just pull over, bro.
Because I do it up by my headphones.
Wait, does that work?
No, you don't.
Yeah, dude.
Pulled over by now.
I got another set of, I got this, I got a little button and it's like a mute and an unmute
and then it works with Twitter.
So I don't know what the fuck.
They're LG.
They're not bad.
They're gay, but not bad.
I'm not gay.
Jesus.
You almost got through a whole comment without getting canceled.
Fuck.
So yeah, you were so close to not getting canceled, dude.
All right.
That's a, that's a two minute penalty.
Uh, you gotta go, you gotta go to the penalty box, dude.
Sorry guys.
He's Australian.
By the way, early, early front runner for my favorite comment is, uh, I think it was
I ape NFTs.
He said, my joke bunny's April hit 10 million during the bull run.
The bull run.
That was rude.
I thought it was a good joke.
That's a terrible joke.
Okay.
Okay.
I guess that one.
Here's my joke.
I said, mom, can we get verified?
Then mom said, no, we have verification at home.
And here's the verification at home.
Oh, that's a banger.
Actually.
And that was a good one, dude.
That was a banger.
Hold on.
We're going to go to our, our resident board, a painter.
Pete, Pete, how's it going, man?
Uh, yeah, man, it's going good, dude.
Listen, I've had a great day.
Yo, I need like five minutes before you go to me though.
All right.
Can I get like five minutes, dude?
I got to figure something out.
You can have anything you want, Pete.
Thanks, man.
I hope your days are well, man.
I hope your days are well.
Dude, incredible.
I got something really funny coming.
I got something really funny.
You're just going to need to give me like a solid fiver.
Okay.
We're excited for it.
Thanks.
It better be a banger though.
Yeah.
I mean, I think, I don't know.
I could let you guys down, but it's fine.
I'll just tell you.
I personally have nothing but faith in you.
We'll figure it out, man.
We'll figure it out.
Honestly, I should, I should hit up bad brothers because I, I need help, but that's
okay.
I think I got it.
He laughs at everything.
You don't want to go to him, dude.
Yeah, it's true.
I don't laugh at everything.
Literally everything.
No, he doesn't.
He just laughs and say like Sonny's jokes.
That's different.
That's the end of the day.
Where is Sonny?
By the way, she's not here, dude.
We had a poll.
Yeah.
It's called Sonny's funnies.
It was a landslide.
I got it.
An absolute landslide.
Putin won his last election by a fucking smaller margin and murdered the opposition.
Literally murdered the opposition.
Dude, you're mean to Sonny last night, buddy.
You didn't call her for like 20 minutes and then you rub the space.
I don't remember that.
I don't remember that.
That's fucked up.
Yo, hold on.
I wouldn't show up.
I didn't show up.
I'm going to pin it up real quick.
I'm going to pin it up real quick.
Hold on.
Peter's ready.
I'm going to pin it up.
Yep.
Need two seconds.
Dude, Peter can wait.
Yeah, that is true.
I did just abruptly come in here and cause a scene.
Anything for you, Pete?
Yeah, dude.
It felt like the right thing to do.
I pinned it up top.
I inscribed your tweet about half a million on the wrist.
That might have already been done by somebody.
I inscribed it on the Bitcoin blockchain.
It's inscription number 54,246,128.
It lives forever now, buddy.
We're so early.
Dude, sub 60 million?
Yeah.
Sub 60 million.
Bad Brothers, how rare is sub 60 million?
Are those one of the most coveted inscription numbers?
I mean, right now, not really, but I think in like two years, floor at least, you know,
maybe 10 Bitcoin, I want to say.
Yeah.
I inscribed it, dude.
I think I paid $125 or something.
Do it worth it.
Bro, did you really spend $100 and $200?
It's a culture play, dude.
It's a culture play.
And I think, dude, I think it could be worth a lot of money one day, man.
Pete, I'm going to list it.
I'll list it on Magic Eden for one Bitcoin.
I need that ordinal.
We're going to work something out on the side here.
Yeah.
Well, you got to pay more than $125.
I'll help you, Pete.
You got to pay more than $125 because that's got to cover his fees for sure.
I would say you got to start the bidding at $250.
Yeah.
I'm thinking one solid Bitcoin will do it, dude.
I think one.
It seems reasonable.
Yeah.
This is where my idea came to fruition is, you know, Bored Ape Yacht Club, like it's
one day closer to it going to zero, right?
So I figure once it hits zero, this can be proof of the fact that there was once.
Obviously, we have the blockchain.
The floor is literally up over the last couple days.
But the bullish, you know, sentiment around the project, you know, taking a picture of
an Apple Watch for fuck's sake and saying half a million on the wrist.
Yeah, man.
Listen, dude.
It's history.
That's all provenance.
Yeah.
You're a knock amigo.
Yeah.
60 million.
You guys live in people's comments.
That's all that project does now.
Do not criticize Bored Apes.
So what Pete's saying.
I don't live in anybody's comments.
Wait a minute.
I don't do anything.
Don't associate me with clients.
I don't care what people do.
I'm not them.
Yeah.
Why would we associate you with knock amigos?
It's not like it's your whole personality or something.
I like, dude, I like my knock amigo, bro.
All right.
Let's go to NB.
Thanks, Pete.
You've been, you've honestly been a pleasure.
Thanks, man.
Thanks.
I tried changing it.
I tried changing it.
I'm not going to NB.
I tried changing my PFP.
Okay, Pete.
That's enough.
Honestly, dude.
Love you, Pete.
You're the man.
Yeah, we're good, Pete.
NB, what's up?
Fuck you, buddy.
Fucking goddamn fucking cigarette eating fucking New Jersey motherfucker, bro.
Jesus Christ.
Why was I muted and he wasn't?
He was so mean.
Listen, I'd be pissed if I lived in Jersey.
You see?
You see it happens.
I'd be pissed if I lived in Jersey.
Can you stop talking your turns over?
30 minutes, Bunny, looking at the new Bored Ape trailer frame by frame today, and I could
not find the one to one of you, but I found you as a male nurse.
So in my mind, I think you may become a male nurse in the other side.
You might have a future in this hospital setting.
I'm not really sure, but I was fucking blown away in a sea of fucking identical, like,
every other fucking hat they could come up with, they only have one bunny ear that they
put in there.
And I thought it was extra fucked up that they spent all this time to put out a new
video after what you did, after how you got Garga's attention.
You got the team.
They sent it in the black, right?
And they didn't even put you in the front fucking row.
I was upset.
I was, like, torn apart.
Why do you think I was looking through it for 30 minutes?
Because I'm like, of course they're going to put Bunny in it now.
How could they not put Bunny in it now?
He's an active community.
They do not give 10 shits.
That's why this project's going to zero.
NB, thank you for that.
That was like a three minute, less eloquent version of the tweet that I literally put
out last night.
I'll go ahead and put out 12 hours ago.
Wait, check NB.
I think, I actually think you'll really like this.
No, I got to delete Malik's thing.
Yep.
That's gone.
So my pet, I don't know if you're familiar with my pet hooligan.
Love the project.
It's a, it's another rabbit project, right?
And they've actually been building a ton over the last couple of years.
But they, they, they came out with a video today.
They ran the, like that trailer in reverse.
And then at the end, like the third character comes down in the middle and in front of all
the apes.
And he goes, is this Epstein's Island?
And then the video ends.
It was really funny.
It's really funny.
Um, you guys gotta check it.
What?
No one's laughing.
No, it's funny.
You gotta watch it.
It's not funny.
I saw it, but I didn't listen to it with audio.
And they, their only fail with that was not putting the text.
They should have had the citation.
So I could have read it.
Some would argue it was user error.
And your fault for listening, for watching the video that had sound.
Do you watch videos with sound on your phone, bro?
I don't like doing that shit.
It's alarming going from the end to the end.
Because I can't believe they didn't put the subtitles in there.
That's like a boomer thing to do.
I don't do that.
A boomer thing to do is reading.
Yeah, bro, they play their little casual mobile games like Candy Crush with the audio full
blast in the waiting room so we can all hear their fucking high score.
Shit like that.
And then they go scroll through fucking like, like Snapchat as if no one, like get ear pods,
bro.
You have years.
How old are you, NB?
I live in Boca Raton.
There's a lot of old people here.
Well, it must be contagious, dude, honestly.
George, you're back.
What's up?
Dude, Snapchat's really got to be like, when I dropped my phone, I deleted the photo.
And I don't think it's going to be there tomorrow.
Okay, now you're just lying.
Now we know you're lying.
I did.
You know what?
This has been a fucking two day long bit.
It's not funny, dude.
I crashed my car and I have a dash cam, right?
And the dash cam is not in this car.
So I wish I had it.
But I am not lying.
You're calling me a liar.
That's bad, man.
I can't believe you're doing me dirty like this.
Uh, yeah.
Yeah, I am calling you a liar.
Actually.
By the way, it's that time of the night.
Like retweet the space.
Like and retweet it.
Bunny, Ashley and Malik.
Bunny, Ashley and Malik.
Your favorite co-host on crypto Twitter with a follow, a like, and maybe a super follow
if you're feeling frisky.
Yeah, you know how.
Honestly, if anyone gives us a super follow, I'll just automatically give you one of these.
Fucking codes for a heavy pack.
Or just leave a comment, dude.
You know?
Wait, did you have that recording?
And you were like saying it word for word anyway?
What recording?
Go ahead.
Bunny, Ashley and Malik.
That one?
Your three favorite co-hosts on crypto.
Dude, I love that.
I really do.
I'll never get tired of it, George.
George, are you buying NFTs again?
Or are you buying meme coins?
Or are you just?
Nah, not yet.
I've been sitting on my hands, bro.
I've just been seeing what the market's doing.
It's like, as much as like things are pumping.
And this is what I told a few people the other day.
For anyone here, just sit on your hands right now.
Cause it's, I know you're going to see a lot of people get gains, but it's quite slow.
And you're just going to fucking gamble.
And then that's how you go to zero.
So I'm just waiting.
I'm waiting till I see what the market's going to take.
I'm going all in.
Okay.
Well, good luck with that.
I guess.
I'm looking at blur.
I mean, I guess it's cause ETH has been pumping so hard today.
Everything is red today.
Are you buying?
Ah, sometimes.
The last couple of things, the last couple of things I bought that didn't go, it didn't
go very well.
Uh, there was like these like short term pumps on a lot of NFTs that it was the immediate
top, like straight to zero.
So like, since then I've just been like not buying because I hate, I hate when I, when
I buy it, I'm wrong.
Congrats on the crypto undeads pre-sale buy though.
I don't know if I have that.
Uh, somebody told me they got me one, but I haven't paid for it.
I haven't given a wallet.
Yeah.
And they had, I mean, you know, I don't know if I even have one too.
I hope I do.
Right.
I mean, this is like the hottest thing, but what do we think it's going to come out of
the gates?
Because like, what was the, was it 18 soul?
That's what it was.
Yeah.
T for you got an update on those.
To be fair, his hand wasn't up.
He wasn't ready.
You can't just throw a mic like that, do you?
You threw the football.
Uh, it hit.
Nah, nah.
There, there, there's a good reason for it too.
I was trying to put in credit card information.
Cause it got declined.
I'm trying to throw Ashley's super follow.
So congratulate me in advance.
Are you poor T club?
You gonna have more money?
Oh, you been gambling?
Nah, I don't have a credit card linked to my Twitter.
You fucking asshole.
Any other questions?
George love probably loves being called an asshole.
He probably loves it.
Oh yeah.
He's like the guy.
Yeah.
He's the type of guy that loves abuse, man.
That's why I post pictures of his ass.
Cause I kicked him.
I kicked him out of a group chat the other day and he thought it was hilarious,
dude.
No, I, uh, I haven't checked out the, uh, the undeads pre-sales.
Cause I got turned off from that discord.
Cause it seemed, I just, I don't understand how it could be legit.
I'm willing to pay 18.
So yeah, but dude, I've seen there's discords like that.
It's still pumps after man.
I don't know.
I'm saying like, I just can't be, I'm not confident that I'm actually going to receive
what I'm paying for.
You know what I mean?
Oh yeah.
Kind of a coin flip situation on those.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I haven't, I haven't checked it out since yesterday, but it was like 17 and a half
Like last night.
If the pre-sale stays there, I think it opens at like 30.
Honestly, that's my, what's the mint price going to be?
It's 2.3.
Yeah.
Three.
I think pre-sales 2.5.
Yeah.
Pre-sale.
I have no idea.
Whitelist right now is for three soul.
Yeah.
But yeah, it just, it just makes sense.
Like you, you, you were saying in a previous space, anytime that you've seen this before,
shit opens at like 30 to 40 soul.
Like that's, that's what we've been programmed to expect.
I don't see why it shouldn't be.
Yeah.
I mean, right.
Dude.
Cause you got to think a lot of people minting, like the new mint price becomes that 18 soul.
It's not the, it's not the two and a half anymore.
It's not going to open up below that.
Yeah.
But how many, how many people have bought pre-sales?
Dude, you guys love undercutting man.
Yeah.
But you know, uh, trip and eight tribe, you know, you never know.
That's, that's what I'm expecting.
Dude.
I remember in like, I, I, this is the same thing that happened with hate beast, which
is like my biggest W and NFTs ever.
And like when the whitelist was selling for, it was a 0.25 E mint price, which people thought
was expensive.
The whitelists were selling for fucking three and people were like, it's not going to open
above that.
And I'm like, why, why the hell wouldn't it?
If everybody's paying, if people are already paying that price, why would it open up lower
than that?
Uh, well, Solana, like that's the only thing you never know.
It's a coin flip, but I think it's going to do well at the gate.
Yeah.
I mean, I thought thought would have opened up higher after the sellout, but you guys are
incredible.
Absolutely incredible.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I think there were some contributing factors there and that's that a lot of people, uh,
like I, I haven't sold any of them, but, and I got a lot of pre-sales, but a lot of people
bought pre-sales turned out that you got two for one.
So we paid on average, like one and a half for pre-sales when Solana was like $22.
So if people were looking at shit in terms of USD, kind of like how you were just saying,
Hey, board apes are up right now.
I mean, congrats on the cope, but like, you know, that's, if you're looking at it like that,
then there you go.
But I don't know.
I was surprised.
Yeah.
I mean, just room for the homie.
I'm not looking to sell them really.
So I don't care too, too much, but, um, you know, just for his sake.
Yeah.
Well, you'll, you'll try to sell one when Gordon Garner buys one right now.
He buys the dot.
Mine will be listed.
Yep.
Adam.
Go ahead.
You say my name, Adam.
Go ahead.
Oh, nice, man.
Um, yo shrimp.
What's up, beautiful.
Nice.
Oh, thanks.
Wagbo.
Sounds crazy.
But fuck.
Yeah, dude.
Um, not nice.
Uh, nice PFP as well, dude.
Uh, thank you.
Is that a little pudgy?
That's a, I was just going to say it, dude.
I was just, that's a dope little pudgy, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a dope one.
Um, uh, yo, what's up with my pet hooligan?
Saw that on the pens.
Did you see either of it?
You got to watch the video.
Uh, it looks really good.
It's just like backwards.
Did you have the sound up?
Uh, that's a, hold up.
Okay, dude.
This is, I can't.
Yeah.
You got to watch it with the sound on then.
Yeah.
I got the sound on.
Yep.
Go ahead.
We'll wait for you, dude.
We're not going to go to any other hands.
Oh, just.
Yeah.
I'll just fill time.
Oh, that's pretty crazy.
Actually.
I don't think, I think that's probably cancelable.
You think it's cancelable.
I thought it was funny, dude.
I laughed at it.
I mean, I, I, I don't even think I smiled to be honest.
It was, it was interesting, you know, cool game.
They got to be honest.
I like it, but that was kind of, who approved that though?
Someone from the, my pet hooligan team would.
They're like, Oh, Epstein joke.
That's funny.
Um, that's pretty crazy.
All right.
That's all I got, buddy.
Uh, back to you, man.
Oh, dude, that was electric.
That was another electric comment from Adam.
Let's go to IApeNFTs.
Hey, what's up, man?
How's everything?
Um, no, I just want to comment on the whitelist.
Um, I actually got the whitelist too, but like I bought like the whitelist and you know,
now I'm doing research and stuff and I'm like, why, why the fuck did I buy this?
You know, like what'd you pay for it?
Uh, under 20, so we could say under 20.
Um, but so 19.9.
Yeah.
Basically.
Yeah.
Um, but, uh, like the thing is that like, what the fuck is going on?
Like, so this shit, like everybody just close their eyes and praise that just hoping this
goes up, I guess.
I don't know, man.
It's one of those kind of like just word of mouth where the hype for it has just kind
of snowballed.
Um, and now everybody wants it.
As long as that whitelist price stays around your purchase price, I think you'll be okay.
Um, I'm, I'm in the group chat right now and there's like a chat going on and like,
there's people offering like 24, 25 right now.
Um, so that's like the, the current price now, I guess, cause people are offering that
and I think it's legit.
Like somebody just sold one for 24 on, on the list, man.
Well, you're already out.
You're already out.
You're already out.
So, so we exit now or what?
Bro, this is so bro.
I've seen people like sell shit for like $2, bro.
Like $2 profit.
Like it's, it's crazy.
Like I think that I've seen way worse on Solana dude.
I think it was easy.
He, he, he's seen somebody ape, like, I think it was like three K of a Solana meme coin.
No, there was a 17 grand one that he posted.
Was there?
And dude, they sold it like for like cents on the, I'm talking about like dollars of
U S profits in like a quick trade.
They're like flipping for like five bucks sometimes, bro.
It's crazy.
The, the, the, the dog, you know, with the hat.
Um, there's like people that like, like made crazy money on it.
And there's people like that also had like a bot set up.
Like they were making like pennies on every trade.
Like, so like they made like five cents on a trade and stuff like that.
Like, I mean, they could have been millionaires because if they, they, they would have sold
that top of the week.
Cause it almost hit $4.
I believe.
And it was like a 20 cents.
It's crazy how Solana, like, you know, shit coins move so quick.
Like I've seen like a coin, like where you get in, like where this motherfucker shrimp
calls it like a 2 K market cap.
Shit goes to like a hundred K.
A hundred K.
I'm like, what the fuck, bro?
I'm over here.
Like looking at properties where we invest, we buy it.
And like, we sit on them for like six months expecting like 10% return.
And like, there's like fucking $400,000 on the line, you know?
And like fucking shrimp over here.
Like, Oh yeah.
I just made a quick a hundred eggs.
I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?
I get in, I set up these bots and shit.
Yo, my portfolio is negative, negative, negative.
Like these, these motherfuckers don't know how to hold.
Like, dude.
Okay.
Okay.
Hear me out.
So if you ever are doing some degenerate shit and like, it's a low market cap, you have
to make sure who are the top holders.
And you got to check those wallets and you got to know who the fuck they are.
Because if they're Jeter's, then you're fucked.
Who the fuck has time for that, bro?
I'm sitting here on top of that tool, you know, looking at the next shit that's just
popping out right there.
That's how it is.
If you, if you want a coin to go farther when it's at such a low market cap, you got to know
who's the top holders.
And that's the, like, that's the only way that it's actually going to sit there and be
able to do anything.
Whenever you get into a token that actually launches with an LP of like greater than 500
bucks, that, that, that could also definitely 500 bucks, bro.
Come on.
I'm just saying, like, dude, these, these low market caps, like some of these things launch
for like, I mean, launch for like, you know, a grand or less, but like, if like, and then
I completely agree with you.
I've sat down there.
Like, look, look, I've sat down there, like, like no lie, like seven days straight.
Like, I felt like in that dark hole, like I was like, just looking at everything that
launched.
Oh, the rabbit hole of just the fucking new pairs.
Yeah.
The new pair shit.
And like, you know, like I'll throw like one soul, one soul, one soul here, one soul
here.
And like, I'll take profits.
And I was like, yo, damn, I'm good to walk away.
Like I just made like 20 souls a day.
I'll go back, bro.
Go, never go back once you're in profit.
Like, that's the best thing I could say, dude.
Dude, I've, I've learned that.
Like, honestly, it's like, it's maybe one, maybe two coins every other day for me.
And that's the only way I found it.
Like being profitable and finding good coins.
Cause I see that.
That's extremely degenerate.
Like that is extremely.
Well, I mean, yeah, but you gotta think about some of these coins lives are only like fucking
like fucking like 48 hours.
Like, bro, you're looking, you're looking at the live pairs, the one hour, like, like
the one hour.
But you can't, but dude, half of those all LP fucking pulled within a second for a hundred
bucks.
So it's like, you got to sit there and just like, not, but there's levels to it.
You got to see if they paid for, for example, if they pay for a, you know, the telegram,
you know, trending.
Yeah, that too.
Like, so like, I would watch like USDC pair.
USDC pair is always sussed to me.
Oh, okay.
Nah, I don't, I don't think I did that.
I don't know.
I might've.
Fuck it.
I got it.
Unless you look at the pair, if it's paired to solar USDC, but USDC is always sussed me
out.
Well, I mean, look, it's, it's crazy out there, but like, I've never experienced this
with ease.
Like ease, like people would be scared.
Cause they'll be like, Oh gas is too high.
Like I can't sell.
I'm like, then you're broke.
You know?
You stay broke.
Like at the end of the day, like, why are you even trying to sell?
Like, we're not even up yet.
You know?
Like just wait.
But like with fucking soul, like there's no gas fees.
And it's crazy.
Like the amount of like transactions you could do.
It's crazy.
Cause I've gotten out of like fucking things.
Like I've, I've, like I've nuked a couple of fucking, you know, charts and shit too.
So like, I know how it feels to be on the other side too, but I'm like, people don't give
a fuck when I'm on the other side.
So like, why should I?
Oh yeah.
Dude, trust me.
If I don't have homies and half the shit that I fucking buy, I would probably do that.
I would 1000%.
Like when I did shit coins early last year, I would sit there and just fucking, I would
ape 10.
And so was much cheaper, obviously.
But I'd ape like 10, 20 soul into things.
And like three minutes later, take out 40 soul and be done.
And be out, nuke the chart, done, out.
But like now, since a lot of these coins can actually run, it's better to like get your
initial out and then just fucking ride it.
Like that's what I've done with the majority of the tokens that I've gotten.
It's just like, get the initial out, take some profits and ride it.
And that's how like used car clippy and all these other tokens that I got into when they
ran, I was up.
I mean, yeah, like you always got to leave a moon bag, right?
That's the thing.
But I've left bigger moon bags recently because again, these, some of these coins have actually
shown like, like over a week and stuff like that.
Here's the thing, Abe, you got to take shrimp's advice with a grain of salt, bro.
Absolutely.
This motherfucker's the LeBron James of basketball, right?
He's bigger than you.
He's faster than you.
Nah, nah, dude.
I need to bring the banner back.
I need to bring the banner back.
He's a better passer than you.
He's got a higher basketball IQ.
Dude, I lost.
I feel different, bro.
Dude, I lost like 190 soul on Opus.
So I am not the best trader.
And at the time, soul was, I think that was like probably 45 to five grand worth of soul.
Well, LeBron and Jordan missed layups too.
Hey, yeah.
And then if I would have just held that Solana, I'd be well up on that soul if I would have
just held that versus Apin Opus.
Shout out HGE for fucking me.
Yep.
Speaking of shout outs, shout out to the sponsor, Shrapnel.
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They got Shrap Night.
I know a bunch of MFers are streaming it tomorrow.
So if you check out, I know RNG is specifically one of the people streaming that.
So definitely check that out tomorrow.
And Plofsky said the map that they got going.
It's pretty cool.
It's a cool experience.
So I trust Plofsky's word more than anything, man.
George, what's up?
Is it true?
Double Ape is now Zero Ape.
Oh, dude, he's got to change his name to Zero Ape.
Yeah.
Did he really sell it?
Did he sell it?
I can't find his wallet.
Why?
Bro, just check the Apes.
He had the picture of the Apes.
Check the Apes.
He sold them.
What happened?
He said he had to.
He floored them both.
He floored them both.
I don't know.
What does that mean?
What is that?
I don't know, man.
Maybe he had financial fucking issues, dude.
Like, I don't know.
No, not that.
Like, what did he sell them for?
Not why did he do it.
What were they sold for?
I don't know.
He said he floored them.
I think he floored them into, like, blurbids.
It was pretty recently.
Right?
It was, like, right before the end of the year.
I think it was, like, about 60 grand each if he floored them both.
Maybe for taxes.
Who knows?
Yeah.
He's officially zero ape.
He's got his node monkey.
You know, his, what's it called?
Honorary that they made.
And, yeah.
He's rocking with it.
He's happy.
I think he kind of nailed the PFP chain, Trey, because he still keeps some of that same
brand equity that he's got with, like, the color scheme.
And it is still kind of his ape.
And it's, like, a new project on a different chain that's got some relevancy and some hype
right now.
I don't know.
He didn't do too bad.
You gotta sell it.
You gotta sell it, man.
There's not really nothing you could do.
Is there a point that will bring you money to sell?
Yeah.
I mean, if I fucking needed the money, I would sell it.
Like, why don't, like, it's not, like, it's not rocket science.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Or if it goes back up to half a milli.
No, there's no way I would sell it at that point.
Wait, what?
You would not sell it at all times?
Here's the thing.
If it went back to a half a milli, I would love just dancing.
I would have screenshots from all you bozos, dude.
I am going to, if these things get back to six figures, I'm telling you, like, you're
gonna have to mute me.
Like, you really are.
Cause I'm gonna be.
I'll probably get blocked.
He's gonna have a win.
He's gonna have a win.
You might as well block me right now, dude.
Cause I'm gonna be so fucking annoying when these things are back.
Cause you guys love dancing on these graves of the apes preemptively.
I'm calling bullshit.
Can I tell you one thing?
Like, not as your attorney, cause your attorney's here.
But, like, bro, can you just get a loan?
Like, once it hits, like, 500k, just get a loan, bro.
Like, and if it goes down, like, fuck it.
Just default on that shit, you know?
Just get a loan.
That's all I have.
That's great advice, dude.
That sounds funny.
If these things hit.
I'm actually gonna immediately call my accountant and tell him, tell him that you, you said I
should leverage the fucking ape for a loan and then default on it on purpose.
Wait, is Shrimp your accountant and Malik your...
No, dude.
Honestly, I should fire my accountant cause it'd be much funnier if Shrimp was my accountant,
right?
I mean, I can do, I can do your books.
Uh, just, I mean, I can't legally sign off on your taxes.
Well, I mean, he barely trades.
He barely trades.
So, you know, there's not much to keep tabs on.
Oh, I mean, dude, yeah.
I mean, if you just, you know, need someone to just, you know, balance the books and make
them, you know, show where your money's going.
I just legally can't sign off on the...
What if I need somebody to cook the books, Shrimp?
Uh, this is a recorded space, Bunny.
Uh, we can, we can, uh, talk.
Yeah, dude, you're already, this guy's already a consummate professional.
I mean, Shrimp, it's cigarettes and, and, uh, seltzers, so...
Well, we can sit there and write those off.
Wait, wait, wait.
If I smoke while I'm working, can I write off the cigarettes?
Oh, we can.
It's a work expense, dude.
This is great.
I gotta, I'm, I'm legitimately texting my account, Dan.
We can, we can, we can...
Yeah, I think I'm joking.
We can figure it out.
Dude, my, my friends were in a band that was signed to Interscope, right?
And, like, once they got to their, like, Interscope's account, dude, they were writing
off, I remember being with them, they were writing off the craziest shit, bro.
So I'm pretty sure I could write off cigarettes.
I'm always smoking while I'm working.
Bro, double sold his ape 11 days ago.
That's me!
And it sold 10 times!
I'm sorry, it's interesting.
I just found out.
It's not that interesting.
I'm interested.
Doc.
All right, yo, I, I heard every Solana shit coin except the one that Drake is shilling
right now.
We got OVO and Drake shilling a shit coin.
Uh, Shrimp.
Drake shilling a shit coin?
Which one?
Which one?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's fucking full of shit.
Shrimp knows.
Which one?
You don't have, which one?
Oh, I need a Max Wien!
How do I have all that?
Yeah, it's Max Wien.
Come on, man.
Look it up.
Look at it.
Look at it.
Yeah, I don't, I don't have that one, but I saw that shit.
Like, they guys-
You have every other meme coin on the Solana blockchain and you don't have the only one that
Drake is shilling.
I know, the only one.
The only one.
I saw that shit, I was like, damn.
I, I fuck.
I need a Max Wien.
No, the worst part is I faded that shrimple token simply because like I, someone showed
it at like a 50k market cap.
I said, oh no, that shit's a fucking rug.
I was like, it's fucking got shrimp in the name.
It's definitely a rug.
Shit went to like, I think what, almost two mil or something.
I was like, damn.
Wait, it had shrimp in its name and you didn't buy it.
No, no.
I fade anything that has shrimp in its name.
God, dude.
I fade everything.
See, you're an idiot because money.
I've never seen it.
Yeah, dude, that's great.
George, if there was a George coin, you're aping.
Oh, dude.
I am fucking, I'm like hopping on it.
Someone make George of the jungle ticker.
Like if somebody made a bunny coin and I saw it, I'm, every dollar is my wallet.
There's probably like six of those already.
Every dollar going in there, dude.
I bought the Ed, Ed, and Eddie, uh, sappy seal derivatives.
I actually did.
Wasn't there an actual coin with your fucking ape on it, Bunny?
That was different.
Yeah.
He stole my IP.
And he does like a lot of these.
Did you buy that coin?
Did you sue him?
No, I don't think you could do that.
Dude, he was purposefully like creating images of Bunny's ape for Bunny to repost it.
Or at least, I messaged him and Bunny's like, dude.
He knows I'm lazy, bro.
I was stealing all of those images and just reposting them as my own meme.
Wait, Bunny, Bunny.
What is this giveaway?
What do I, how do I get, how do I answer?
I want to, I want the giveaway.
You have to tell a joke in the, so we're giving away three, I think it's three readout passes.
The floor is like three point, there's not like a sponsorship with them.
They just wanted to give some away because we brought, we brought up the fact that they
bought, uh, they bought like 6 million of dog with hat yesterday.
I don't know if you saw that.
They like market bought $6 million of dog with hat.
Um, so like we were talking about that and they're like, we want to give some away.
It's like a 3.1 or two soul floor last I saw.
Wow.
Yeah.
It's pretty good.
So you have to tell a joke.
You have to tell a joke in the comments and Ashley's going to, whichever ones make Ashley
laugh.
Those are the winners.
And I'm sure they'll lie.
Yeah.
Uh, they actually lost $6 million.
They, they market bought 9 million.
And I think they got like one and a half out of it.
So very nice of them to do a giveaway.
They need, they need this money more than, than, than any of you.
I'm afraid that is, that is disqualified.
You guys should all, everybody talking the same fucking time, dude.
Same exact time.
Hold on.
Everybody unmute right now.
Please.
I'm begging you guys.
What do you want us to talk about?
Unbelievable, dude.
You're crazy.
What's going on?
Two, two, two.
Go ahead, buddy.
Two, two.
Oh, that's a nice puppet.
Two, two.
Oh, thanks, George.
Two, two.
I love how you get a kick out of saying my name, buddy.
It actually makes me, um, makes me happy, I guess.
But.
I legitimately, I know you do, bro.
I know you do, bro.
I could fucking tell by your voice, motherfucker.
There's, um.
He like sings.
There's a, there's a story of this, uh, whole cigarette thing.
I don't know.
I just thought of, I was reading it the other day.
The other day, this, uh, guy had really expensive cigars, and he smoked them all, and he put
an insurance claim on them that they got burned.
Yeah.
Did you hear about that, Valak?
Yeah.
Dude, I literally learned about this.
Isn't that fucking crazy?
You'd say a lot better than I would.
He, he, he claimed insurance on it saying that they were destroyed in a series of small
fires.
Yeah.
A series.
Yo, did you hear, did you hear about the post-mortem though?
Wait, did he win?
He won.
Did he win?
They paid.
Yes.
No, he won.
They insurance paid him.
They came after him for insurance fraud.
No, not for insurance fraud.
They reported him for arson.
They fucking reported and he got arrested, bro.
He actually went to.
That's what it was.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
So funny.
Be careful writing those cigarettes on.
Wait.
That's actually fucking hilarious.
They're like, yeah, dude.
They're like, you, you, you won.
This is a, this is a good claim.
You get your money back.
They're like, also, also arson.
What, like, what a fucking, like, what a heady move by the insurance company, right?
It's like, you know what?
We're going to pay this like $3,000 claim.
Yeah.
We're going to pay this claim and then we're going to fucking destroy your life.
Uh, you're a criminal now.
Right.
Talking about insurance claim.
I got my wife's ring back.
Do you reckon I can file a police report and claim that?
How do you think that guy report like told his wife about that?
By the way, he went to his wife and he was like, Hey, babe.
So I'm going to jail for smoking.
For smoking the cigars.
Oh my God.
There's a video.
He's the kind of guy who was like smoking the cigars like inside, like in their bedroom.
And she was probably, she, she probably fucking snitched on him and reported it and said, nail
this motherfucker for arson.
Uh, George, that's, that sounds like serious legal advice.
Uh, and yeah, this is neither the time nor the place for it, but my DMs are open.
I can't believe there's a video of it.
What a dumb bastard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We got, we got some winners that we need to announce before bunny rugs the space prematurely
as always, before we get to announce all the winners.
So Ash, why don't you go ahead?
Uh, and I think we might have a little plot twist here.
All right.
So, uh, I wanted to give one away to M low.
Um, good job.
M low.
Let me hang her.
That's fucking rigged.
Okay.
Um, what he said, the joke, the joke is, uh, hold on.
It's hard for me to read it.
Right.
He read it much better.
The joke, the joke was mom.
Can I get Twitter verification?
And she was mom.
No, I already had, we already have Twitter verification at home.
And it was a screenshot of my banana.
I didn't know.
Do you miss some of the context of this?
I didn't know that I lost my blue check mark by adding that little banana.
That little banana emoji back.
Um, so yeah, yeah, it's actually a value.
It's actually a value.
It's perfect.
Honestly.
And then we have, hold on.
I'm really, I should have penned these to the top.
Wait, is M low here?
No, he bounced.
I guess he doesn't win.
Let's go to the next person.
He could have been anyone in the fucking crowd envy.
What's wrong?
I mean, he just, he didn't, he's not in the audience.
I guess he didn't want that prize.
You can still get it.
I'm just saying.
It's three soul on the line.
Some of us need money here.
So I am just saying.
NB, it's called get a job.
NB, I love you to death.
You were nowhere close to fourth place.
Bro, yeah, that, that what, like.
But based on the first place, bro, I think I have a pretty good chance at sixth or seventh
at this point.
All right, let's, let's let her, let's let her announce the other ones.
That's a novel idea.
Let's try and letting her announce the other two winners.
Uh, so I go to many fans.
So the other one is by next level, uh, a pair of cows.
We're talking in a field.
One says, have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?
And the other cow says, yeah, makes me glad I'm a penguin.
I don't know about that one.
I don't know about that one.
Not gonna lie.
That's a shitty ass joke, Ashley.
Well, you guys aren't the judge, right?
It's subjective.
And none of you are the judge.
Ashley's the judge.
Can we phone a friend and get Sunny's reaction to that?
I think it was a great joke.
You have great taste, Ashley.
Yeah, that was a funny joke, Ash.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Third one.
So there, the plot twist to this third one is that we were not expecting Doc Hollywood
to come up here and make us a song, a whole ass song.
So we are giving the last one away to Doc Hollywood.
It's not even a joke.
Oh, my God.
Did the song make you laugh?
Yo, you don't have to do that, but thank you.
Why do we try it?
I like the haiku competition better.
Jesus.
I'm gonna allow it.
Here's the thing, right?
Yeah.
I'm gonna allow it.
So, yeah.
That's that.
Congrats to the winners.
Congrats to MLO, Doc, and who's the third one, Ash?
And next level for the, so, so I was, I was going between that one and the Bad Brothers
joke, but the Bad Brothers joke is so inappropriate.
Yeah, we can't read that out loud.
Yeah, well.
Read it.
Let me read it.
No, if it's, if they both say no, I'm gonna say no.
I did laugh, though.
I just want you to know, Bad Brothers, I did laugh.
But, Ashley's refereeing here is akin to that of an NFL referee.
Like, it's that bad.
It's that, her officiating.
Wait, I don't get it.
What did the blind man say at the fish market?
Okay.
Yeah.
Dude, we don't have to run, don't, we're not running your joke that you wrote in the
comments back on Spaces for everybody.
I'm dying to know what Manny thinks, dude, the ETF just got pushed through, did a shitload
of volume.
I want to see what Manny's thinking about or looking at in the market.
Manny, what's up?
Dude, I am installing Wi-Fi extenders, AKA Helium Miners, in my gym.
And I'm like, dude, I just don't get good signal at this spot rack.
No, you're not.
No, you're not.
Yeah.
I already ordered it.
And it's already, it's already here.
And I already texted the manager.
And I was like, Hey man, like I don't get Wi-Fi in this spot.
And I have like this extra Wi-Fi extender.
Like if you guys want to use it, like you guys are more than welcome to.
He's like, yeah, dude, for sure.
Let's, let's install tomorrow.
So I'm be mining fucking helium at my gym.
They don't even know.
Okay.
Manny, you, I've said this before on Spaces.
You are the most creative MF-er when it comes to making money.
You always find like the most outlandish convoluted way to make money, but you make money, right?
So it's like, you can't really criticize it.
If it was, that's brilliant.
That plan is brilliant.
He's like that janitor that hooked up a bunch of Bitcoin miners in the fucking school basement
and was just mining a bunch of fucking Bitcoin.
He had a full fucking farm under there, dude.
Have you seen the pictures?
Yeah.
What a fucking legend, bro.
Warpower 2.
Absolutely.
They noticed that their electric bill was like a hundred thousand dollars that year.
Incredible.
Incredible.
Speaking of legends, let's go to Plasky.
Hey.
