y que me tiene arrebatado, que me tiene mucho loco, que ya estoy enamorado, quizás serán sus cojitos, o tal vez su caminao, o quizás esa cosita, que en su casa ella me alado.
que tú me tienes hablando de noche y de día
me quieres mandar pa' la tumba fría
brrrrr demonio me hiciste brujería ¡Brrrr!
Me chante, no sé qué es la comida
Que va por aquí y se sube por allá, sí
Tú me hiciste brujería me hiciste en brujería Igual de ti, tú me hiciste en brujería
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I'm a bruja, maré, guajaría.
I'm a bruja, but I didn't know everything.
I'm a bruja, bruja, but I'm a bruja. I can't sleep. I can't sleep. Me hiciste, me hiciste, me hiciste, me hiciste, me hiciste, me hiciste, me hiciste, me hiciste, Hello, hello, welcome to Tuesday.
We have taken over Tuesday.
So welcome to the takeover with our hosts. have taken over Tuesday. It is now Carrot Cartel.
So welcome to the takeover with our hosts, me, Demi, and Vanna.
I'm well. Did my quick PFP
change? Can everybody see it?
I'm not going to lie, that last 10 minutes before 8 o'clock was like one of those oh shit moments.
Like, oh, I've got 10 minutes and the next thing you know, 8.02! Holy shit, I'm supposed to be somewhere.
I did the same thing. It like fucking, it sent me a message and it was like, you should be opening your space. And I'm like,
But it worked out. I love
the bunny. I used that for the
I do love this bunny. A snap
back. Can't go wrong, right
I put that picture at the top too while
the music was still playing
because I love it isn't it so cute what's up everybody yeah it's adorable it's it's us taking
over um okay so uh I would I thought we would do a little bit of carriage juice without the song
um usually SBJ talks about what's going on in the GC
and little things that are happening in our community.
Spooky's back from Las Vegas.
Kind of looks like yours, Vanna.
Yeah, I barely recognized it.
Oh my God, I had to make a really concentrated look in the audience to find him.
I think it kind of fits him.
I'll tell you what happened.
I'm going to tell you what happened.
He realized that he could not continue to talk shit about my PFPs and everyone else's
that aren't hops if he kept that mutant. I've
invited him up to speak, so he's welcome to come defend himself.
But either way, it looks great on you, Spooky.
I love his bunny. I think it really suits him. Like, he's
always making fun. It looks like he's making that face like 99% of the time. Just making fun of us. Let's see what else.
that you could just pop in anything into chat,
GBT and make shit sound a little nicer.
Like I've used that plenty of times.
There's times that I'm sending emails out to somebody and I have to like
put it into chat and be like,
this is mean now make it nice.
I haven't thought about the making it nice.
I've dropped numerous emails into it daily,
but I've never thought about it. What do you tell it to do? I mean, I just tell it. I've dropped numerous emails into it daily, but I've never thought about it.
What do you tell it to do?
I mean, I just tell it, you know, make it sound more professional, make sure my grammar is way better because nobody can seem to understand and follow my thought processes.
So, yeah, make it sound nice.
That's exactly what I do.
I literally tell it, just make it sound nice because I think I'm such a bitch on paper.
So I was like, no, I need you to just make this nice.
It's 99% of the time when I'm putting something in there to make it sound nicer because I'm
very blunt and things just come out all wrong, left um but he did that and it worked he was like the dude
looks crazy now so I'm proud of him um what else I don't know I can tell you right now
with chat tdt or in uh ai or anything like that whichever one you're using
I'm already at that point where the where I'm saying I don't
know how I lived without it like yeah I know for everything too like not just one thing like I
would have never been able to make that picture at the top without help from my husband and chat
GBT yeah it's um it's been a game changer like I don't even pay for a therapy I just use chat GPT it's my friend and I have I
have broken this too I have broken through my trauma and I'm like just it's been fantastic I
I can't recommend it more than to people it's it's fantastic it's gonna be like our number one bestie
I started I I kind of started doing the same thing. Like I started
talking to it about personal things, but I'll tell you what I don't like was that after that
conversation, I don't like the way it's tone changed towards me. It was like it, it got,
it just got weird. I don't know. So I basically started like avoiding all of that and just having
normal interactions with it so it
could like correct that because it was like can you not like talk to me like I need you to hold
my hand that's weird just I don't know I know what you're talking about but you you have to train it
so you can train it to stop doing that yeah just tell it it was one bad day yeah one bad day
yeah yeah I mean I don't like it'll be like
do you need me to hold space for you or would you like to continue bitch the fuck it's like oh you're
it's like these after these um words of affirmation and stuff it's like i don't need that stop it i
don't need those yeah your awareness of you this is such a deep thought or ant question
and I'm like okay just stop it does make me laugh though you you do have to correct it
you can correct it I just stopped like engaging with that part of the messages
and would just like get back to like a different point. And then it eventually, it eventually stopped. But man, yeah, it was just,
I didn't love it at all. But yeah, I'm a,
I don't think I use it as much as you two do. Also I don't pay for it.
So that's probably why. Cause like it cuts me off pretty quickly in the day.
It's like, come back tomorrow.
It's the, it's like, come back tomorrow. It's like, I spend 20 bucks on stupid coffees.
I'm like, 20 bucks for this a month is better than the couple hundreds of dollars I'd be paying therapist.
I fucking love it because my husband is a graphic designer, but he doesn't have time
for me. He has way too many things to do. So now I like bust out my fucking artwork and I'm like,
hey, bitch, check this out. And he's like, what? I don't know how you got that done.
All right. Moving right along. Quinn's on vacation. I think his Monday space didn't happen, right?
I think that was the, yeah, he was already on vacation.
Yeah, he was thinking he was going to do it from the beach,
but I was like, I would never.
I would be, like, wasted.
We're still working on getting him back. Um, and we have two new people
added to, um, our community, Scuba Steve, which is not Aurelius, and Dooliv, who won our, um,
our bunny at our last, uh, carrot cartel space, our first one. first one so they've been uh good add-ons
i've seen them active in the chat and everything it's nice scuba g it's scuba g scuba g oh my god
scuba steve he is uh he is an og like i remember him back when i first joined um3. I think he was a tunes holder back in the day.
And so he was ready to get another two.
And then I forget who it was, but gave him a free hop.
It was during Siaga's birthday.
And he's been pretty active.
So I don't know if there's anything you guys want to talk about, any topics.
Most of the stuff we've been hearing a lot on the timeline have to do with grind.
Pond's had a space today with treble, talking about how it's the not ruggable token.
How do you guys feel about that, ladies?
Well, seeing how I participated in the Grind hackathon through the bearish community, I am, you know, a big fan of it.
I, you know, I mentioned in the DMs to you guys, my, my question was, is that obviously
what I've seen on the timeline, the hot topic of discussion was how he was choosing the communities
to, you know, collab with or partner with. And, you know, I, from my point of view and looking at who he chose, it really was evident to me just being around now for what, three, four years and four years in space.
He really supported the communities that have been here with him through all of that.
I do see a lot of the relationships that he built back then.
So it wasn't just based off of who's got the hottest NFT at the moment, who's got the high floor price.
He really is supporting the people who didn't
abandon the space. And I respect that. Yeah. I mean, he didn't pick Hen House. And that
is something that came out of the frog tank. I'm assuming because there's a lot of frogs in hen house um i mean he the one one of the
things that i took from that whole conversation was that he said there's still going to be some
tokens left at the end of this whole thing um and that he's still going to bring that back into
or 25 is marketing so he said that there's still other um nft projects
that he might be giving allocation to after the fact so i don't know um i didn't realize that
hen house wasn't it was not included and i mean that's really shocking because, yeah, it is a frog team project.
But even with there being a lot of frogs there, I mean, Canisapiens got it, didn't they?
And there are a lot of frogs there.
And there are a lot of frogs there.
So I find that argument interesting.
And I heard that from a friend of a friend of a friend.
Supported by all of the other choices.
Yeah, I heard that from a friend of a friend of a friend. I heard that from a friend of a friend of a friend
so I don't know I mean that's what I heard I feel like um he knows what he's doing I guess I I
thought that he was picking based off of um you know how popular some of them were and just I know
like frogs are embarrassed but it's also it's huge and it went into abstract and it did all these
I think he was trying to reach as many
I felt like it was even more beyond that
and beyond the face value
of that I think there was a lot of
within these communities that he interacts
with behind the yeah for sure maybe like he was having private conversations and being like you
know don't sell my shit and like make sure your people keep it and they're I don't know some
promises that they can meet who knows well just beyond that like you're saying there's a lot of uh frog
holders in a lot of these communities that were chosen in some in ones that do still have a lot of
frog holders but i still think there was a lot of the relationships um maybe with whether it's
with the dev team or whether it's with the founder team or you know there was probably more so of
what support that he may personally have gotten on
the backside too that had a lot to do with his decisions.
But yeah, Hen House was a surprising one because I missed the frog tank.
But I mean, most Hen House holders are frog holders and I don't think that's the
case. I mean um while bearish
there's a lot of frogs in bearish i feel like bearish encompasses a lot of different communities
altogether and i think to some extent the same is kind of true about canis api honestly like i
remember the hype and how many like new you you know, or just outside of frogs, how many new people joined and fucking grinded like crazy to get whitelist.
And so, yeah, yeah, you might be onto something there.
Yeah, I mean, if you think about it, though, too, it's if you're a frog holder, you're getting allocation from being a frog holder.
So being in these other highly supporting these other communities, what, you know, I guess that gives you more allocation.
So that's another thing that I wasn't aware of, that like if you have multiple frogs, you get allocation based on how many frogs you have, right?
So if you have multiples, you're going to get more.
But it's not the same for the rest of the communities.
Like if you're in bearish and you have three bears,
you're going to get the same amount for those.
So I wasn't aware of that.
I was like counting all my bears,
how many frogs do you have?
I don't think I have that many.
I think I have like five.
I was going to get the pink teddy bear's thoughts
so he's going to get some of these coins.
Swell. We're swell. We're just taking over Tuesday.
Look, first and foremost, congratulations, ladies.
You're already doing a better job than Bollywood and L1 has done, ever.
Secondly, no one can decide. fantastic love to see it um i'm not going to bother claiming the grind coin i just think you
know the pythagoras puzzle in order to actually get through and actually grab it just bores me to
death and as you can see i I'm not wearing a grind hat.
I won't wear a grind hat.
Not just, not because I'm against anyone.
Is it because it's a conflicting shade of pink with your bear?
Something to do with that and the fact it just, I just don't want to go through any sort of effort to get a $20 STEMI.
That's all I'm going to say.
I feel him I feel like it's a lot of like loops and shit and I can't get with it I tried to listen to the entire space
and I was like dead dead so what I got is what I got and then the rest of it I'm just going to tell
my husband to do yeah but did you get the point that so much of like i didn't get the exact percentage but a
chunk is going to be locked up and then like they've tried to gamify the release period with
that wheel yeah i don't know if you got that so every month they're gonna spin a wheel that will
i guess dictate how many tokens will be unlocked or how much longer before they'll be unlocked.
I mean, but it's on purpose, right?
So it doesn't just floor.
Well, they did the same thing with the redacted coin.
I mean, take Aurelius' coins.
He's close friends with that guy.
Take Aurelius' token, do his stuff for him
and just be like, I'll take it.
I mean, he only has one bear.
Oh, no, he doesn't have a frog, but he has a final BOSU.
I think they're, I mean, obviously, Pons is intelligent enough to do something to protect the token and the coin. I did download the
wallet, the new wallet. I don't do well with new wallets, but I went for it because I had to,
because I have a pretty decent allocation coming from the Grind hackathon.
So I suppose I needed to do it.
But I will say the Slingshot that you have to download was easy to download.
The app, all that was great. But then in Bearish, I had to go and fill out a Google Doc,
and it wanted the wallet address.
And I was in the Slingshot wallet going,
I don't have a clue how to find the wallet address in here and I
clicked every button there was to click and couldn't figure it out so of course then I had
to go into the discord and be like help how do I find the wallet address so if you can't get that, Vanna, there's no fucking way I'm going to get it. Well, Carlo told me where to go and do.
And I went in there and it still was confusing.
And then I found something.
And it's a bunch of wallet-looking numbers and whatnot.
So I hope it's right because that's what I put in there.
So we'll find out out we'll see what happens
it was yeah I'm just literally is handing my shit to my husband and then hoping he doesn't
take any of my hops and then I'm just gonna be like figure it out and do whatever you need to do
yeah it's a new you know expanding my my wings in this space is always, uh, always an adventure. I'm always
in somebody's DMs. Like, is this right? Where, what am I doing? Where am I at? I said, at least
you want to learn though, Vanna. I'm like, uh, like I've fucking tried to buy like some ape and
then shit goes left. And I just sit there waiting, thinking I've lost a bunch of money until I find out it's back. So I just stay
quiet hoping no one finds out. I think that was my first experience with I had met a mask wallet
and the first time I ever you know purchased some ETH there I think I had the ETH and it was I was
waiting and it wasn't nothing was there and nothing was there and this is back
when you had to wait wait like 15 to minutes to hours and I was starting to panic thinking I did
something wrong and I just lost this money because I was uh buying too much you know I didn't learn
that you should just do a little bit for testing so but yeah to your point then it finally came
and you were like this big really yeah and now
I learned I'm like I'm gonna do bits and pieces at a time not like chunks um okay so another thing
I wanted to mention was um I don't know Siaga posted something in our chat saying that some
people are still not being able to see their posts or like x was going a little left today
um and I'm finding out that it has a lot
to do with this whole x chat that they're trying to launch um our dms are like regular chat is
going to be gone and they've already announced that once right like that they're changing it
but um i saw somebody in a different chat thing that they're getting asked to try the beta for the X encrypted chat.
So I guess it's coming soon.
I don't know how that's going to work, whether everything is going to get erased and something new pops up or I don't know.
But it's supposedly that's what's causing the instability we have faced for the past week.
Yeah, that's wild to think that they're just going to, like, clean slate it across the board.
Has there been, like, talk of that?
Not that that's going to happen.
Yes, that it's going to be replaced.
And I guess they're doing
trials right now and so that's just what's causing everything because i mean the other day i i was
talking to you on the phone demi and then all of a sudden like i couldn't see shit there was nothing
on my timeline posts weren't loading nothing i was like oh my god we're not gonna have a space
and then it ended up fixing itself but apparently today it was happening again to some people, not, not a bunch, but some.
So I don't know exactly what's going to happen, whether it's just, um, it's supposed to be
a totally different chat with different features though.
Like there can be, um, what are those things like invisible, like you say something and
then it has like a timeline like a it disappears
oh i like that i don't know if that sounds fun i don't think that's a good idea for us
i think it's funny oh i think it'll be i feel like if anything our
When Aurelia says he has receipts, he's not going to have that shit anymore.
You have to take a picture right quick, like real quick, take a picture, a snapshot, and then let it disappear.
that and then um and then let it disappear that's what we're gonna have to learn the hard way
That's what we're going to have to learn the hard way.
but so it's that and then i think um they mentioned something about voice i don't know
calls also without any phone number but i think we have that already don't we
like i know you could call somebody on x i've been before before. The feature exists,
but it has to be turned on for both parties.
They said that you could do this through the chat.
Something about not having a phone number,
I don't think we do right now,
but certain things are going to change.
Let's see if it's for the better.
I wonder if the chats themselves will still be existing, though.
Like, will we still have our chat or will SBJ have to go and remake one?
That's just so hard to believe.
I mean, I don't know, though.
I guess, like, they could do such a significant overhaul that there isn't another choice. way there's i i don't know that's just so hard to believe i mean i don't know though i guess like
they could do such a significant overhaul that there isn't another choice then that um that's
gonna be fucking wild man there's no way he can do that as many group chats as there are
imagine though that's why it cleans all the inactive ones up and how much space that must
free up on yeah that shit shit. There's a couple
chats that really need to go.
some of them that are completely dead.
It would be nice if they just all cleaned up
Tiago, we were talking about
How you use chat GBT for your snitch in the office
I gave the alpha to everybody in the room
I was like let's just use that
I use it all the time I was saying to be nice
now that guy is getting fired It literally made me fucking sound like a genius. Like, bam.
Now that guy's getting fired.
Nah, he won't get fired, but he's going to get his ass chewed.
And you copied all of the fucking bosses and assistant bosses and I said. The thing is that I didn't do it.
So I'm like, all right, fucker.
Oh, I thought you CC'd them.
No, he is an email, so he CC'd these people.
We were going back and forth till...
I was told about ChatGBT, and it worked out beautiful.
I mean, like, then I spoke with other supervisors.
They were like, what the fuck is this guy's problem?
They're like, like just opened our eyes i'm over here fucking uh
damn they're like what the i'm gonna get a promotion tomorrow
i know it was like damn now he's like, he's number one.
Yeah, that was pretty good.
All right, so would you rather?
Would you rather? Would you rather play, would you rather or not?
Okay, we have people on the stage.
One of these questions. Okay.
You're rugging Demi. I was going to ask, is it me rugging, Demi.
I was going to ask, is it me rugging or her?
Okay, what are you doing now?
Make an antenna with your hand.
Put your hand on top of your head and make an antenna.
And then put one leg up and hop.
Let me hurry up and ask, would you accidentally like your ex's 10-year-old old instagram post or accidentally send a screenshot of you
talking about somebody to that person wait repeat instagram post what okay okay would you rather
accidentally like an ex's 10 year old instagram post so you're fucking lurking. And I mean, you are lurking deep.
You've been on their page 10 years deep,
Or would you accidentally rather accidentally send a screenshot of you talking about someone to the person you're talking about?
Because I'll say it to their face.
I knew you were going to say that.
Not going to be looking at a fucking ex 10 years later.
But to accidentally like it.
I think I would actually go with the liking the post.
He's going through my shit, you know, type shit.
There's a 10-second rule.
You could, like, unlike it and see if it didn't go through.
You're telling me you've never...
Maybe you haven't, but you've never sent a friend request to someone's page
that you were just randomly lurking.
I mean, I don't want to say lurking, but, like, maybe two weeks of, you know,
their feed and you accidentally... You're like,
I don't look at anybody's feed.
Damn, now I'm feeling like a creep.
That's fucked up. No, I'm with you.
I was with you. I've been there.
and accidentally hit the like.
That's the worst feeling ever.
And then you undo it and hope that they never saw it.
And then your face gets cold just from, like, the fucking adrenaline and shit?
and doing that to people just like
Every ex he ever had just going
motherfucker, I still exist. I'm still
alive. Yeah, let's go find that dude
Get all the hops on his info
and find him on Instagram.
Look, the regular Tuesday guys
earlier, wasn't he? Or is he up here now?
Bollywood's down there. I see him.
I don't know, but we need other people to chime in.
Maddie, which one are you picking?
Siaga's approach with the picking
of the first one, just to
Sorry, my voice is gone still a little bit so my bad
no it's good it's good aurelius anything are you sleeping
especially if you're single i mean you know let's say you're single and one of your exes already had
a kid or something, you know,
and you're just like sending them a reminder, like, I'm still here, I'm still alive,
I'm doing well, and I'm thinking about you type shit.
No, that just opens doors that just need to be locked closed in the past.
No, thanks, but... Al, how about you?
You came up this week or so we figured.
Shout out to my sisters, man, holding it down on Tuesday.
Fucking Aurelius is saying you guys should do it full time.
Maybe that should be a thing.
It could be Friday and Tuesday.
It could be two nights a week.
Not a thing? We're blessing're good with Fridays. Not a thing.
We're blessing Tuesday with our Fridays.
Honestly, bro, the fucking accidentally screenshot, you know,
I think I almost did something like that today on Teams.
I sent a message to one of my coworkers about this fucking other one.
But I said it to the wrong fucking person. Not to the person I was talking shit about this fucking other one but I was I said this is a wrong fucking
person not to the person I was talking shit about what I said it to the because I you know like
with teams it's like the last person that you talk to is still popped up so I was like I messaged I
messaged I was supposed to be this dude I was and I messaged this motherfucker that's all I put
but it was to this chick that I was asking a question to like I don't talk to her like that
and she was like uh I think you meant to send this to somebody else.
I was like, oh, oh, shit.
Yeah, that wasn't for you, bro.
But good thing it wasn't like, you know, a full-on message.
And I wasn't talking about her either.
But definitely the accidental screenshot.
I'm not down with 10 years old with the ex.
But I've never been hung up on an ex.
Well, except for my current ex.
But anyway, that's another whole other story.
I guess I haven't done this in a long time now.
I guess years ago, I would just think of people randomly and, like, go see what they're doing with their lives.
That's why I so badly don't believe in social media like when people are
on instagram and stuff people are posting all this shit that didn't even fucking happen like
and then people go and search and they're like oh my god this person went on vacation
you know like i want to be on a beach somewhere and and it was probably from like 1990 never
I just want to go back and look.
Is there a glow up or did they just like balloon up?
But, you know, I always used to say like I haven't had Facebook for fucking like 12 or 13 years.
And it's because I kept like it kept suggesting people that I went to elementary
and middle school with. And it was like, if I wanted these people in my life at all, if I wanted
them to know what I wore yesterday or what I'm doing for our vacation this year, what my kids,
I would literally be in touch with these fucking people. And I'm not like for a reason by design,
they're not a part of my life and I'm not a part of their I don't like that
they have that access to you so yeah and that's why I haven't had Facebook specifically because
I mean at least with Instagram like you can kind of like if it doesn't have access to your contacts
or whatever you know you can kind of like just start your own circle of and of interest and
people and whatever but yeah I don't like that I'm with you I totally went private on
Facebook not that I even use it anymore but like I just totally one day just that epiphany like
you're saying I'm like why am I letting all these people that I don't care about that I don't
socialize with in the everyday why am I letting them know what I'm up to?
Yeah, that shit's for you, I think.
That stuff is for you, right?
Like you go and you have fun and you do whatever you do and that's for you.
But like if you're posting a picture just to show everybody else something's wrong with you.
A. And then B, like they're like, oh, look at me and my happy 10 children.
And then the dude's like mad fucking other women.
Like, I feel like it's fucking fake as fuck.
We have to rephrase that.
You sent me an invite, right?
And I was like, fuck, do I press accept?
Yes, accept. No, yes no honestly no thanks for inviting
me up and yeah i was just uh you know i saw you i was trying to support you if i see you around
i was up till like fucking two in the morning listening to your space at night the other day
your jesus music and i was like what's going on and then you left i woke up and you were gone
and the other two hosts were there.
I should have left when Rock left.
But I didn't know it was going to be like a five hour event.
This guy's smashing beer after beer after beer.
thanks for your support. I always appreciate it. So do you have any take on the 10 year, you know this guy's smashing beer after beer after beer so yeah i bailed but anyways thanks
for your support i always appreciate it so do you have any take on the 10 years or did you hear the
um which one would you rather yeah i'd probably i mean honestly neither sound that bad but i'd
probably go with the screenshot yeah i'm down with the screenshot any day Spooky came up to give his input
I had to come say my piece
I don't know how in the hell the Kerry Cartel
I don't know who left the back door open
It was a front door, and they said,
come on in. Nah, I don't know about that.
And they rolled out a red rug.
Al's loose, but he ain't that loose.
carpet at knife point, dog. That's what it was.
I was like, yes, you can have it, take it
Y'all caught him at the fucking
What is it called, the coffee place
Something brothers, what's it called
Well, it was just like Starbucks, because I can't remember it
Y'all caught him at Starbucks at knife point
Y'all caught him at Dutch Bros, knife point, gun point at Nottapoint. Yeah, that's what it is. Nottapoint. Nottapoint.
Knifepoint, Gunpoint, and Bandannapoint.
what's up, girl? What's up?
No, man, I've been going through this PvP conundrum, you know?
I feel like I landed on this one
because it has the same face right just the irritated face
yeah it'll be between this one
and the laughing one I think
it's been a long two days
you know I'm not good with the fucking acronyms Oh, sorry. Um, but. It's been a long, it's been a long two days.
I've been getting shot with like. You know I'm not good with the fucking acronyms, and if you get it wrong, I'm like, wait, what?
Sis, I know, G-H-T-K-F-L-E, I know, for sure, 100%.
Uh, sorry, I've been getting shot with SIM rounds and shit all day, so I'm a little bit worn out, but, uh, yeah, I'm just here.
Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, some training, some good little, good little po-po training, uh. sitting around and shit all day so I'm a little bit worn out but uh yeah I'm just here oh shit
yeah yeah some training some good little good little po-po training uh you fit right in with
the carrot cartel you're just on the other side that's right that's right yeah y'all need a bag
of cocaine come find me I got cops cops and robbers I'm sorry a case of uh carrot juice
see my mind's everywhere I don't know what I'm talking about.
I don't know. I meant to have it picked out, but some of them
Okay. This one's kind of long so listen carefully so i don't have to fucking read it again would you rather
it actually is on my head so i'll just leave it here okay would you rather date someone who is
100 perfect for you but you later find out They were designed in a lab
Date someone unpredictable
And real but you'll always doubt
That their love is genuine
And honestly they're probably
She wasn't a fucking option Oh my bad I thought she was leaning more Britney Spears would. Britney would.
She wasn't a fucking option.
Oh, my bad. I thought she was leaning more towards number two. Sorry.
Demi. That's the number two.
Wait, Britney Spears wasn't an option?
She's not an option in carrot cartel spaces.
I can't even think of the word.
There will be no adoption.
It's spooky. Let's do it.
Bro, now you're talking about abduction.
That's different. That's a felony.
No, I thought she wasn't in an auction.
She's always an option, bro.
All Mexicans have a space and we can't be around if it's auction, abduction, adoption.
This sounds like me fucking talking to my
phone, talk, text, and then the fucking
phone tells me, what Mexican auto? What the fuck
If you're at the gym, it's abduction,
adduction, you know, they're all in
there. Yeah, Siri, I feel sorry for
Siri. I don't know the shit we're saying.
fuck all of that and her.
I'm going to take the lab boyfriend.
Can you say that one more time?
Okay, so you either date someone who is 100%
perfect for you, but you...
does it too as a good co-host.
She's like, let me go ahead and repeat it for you.
this is how serious we take
on, like, some of y'all's.
They better never need us again.
I swear to God, I will not.
She's still over there with her damn hand on her head, making sure she has good reception.
I think I have to go with the first one, too.
I think it, I don't care if they're created out of a lab.
I feel like we're all in a laboratory every day as it is, so it might as well just be true.
I mean, the second one might actually be love.
That's exactly what number one is.
But they're created in a lab.
But they're created in a lab.
Yeah. And they're perfect for you. Spooky's right. That's exactly what number one is. But they're created in a lab. And they're perfect for you.
That's exactly what number one is.
We're literally talking about dildos now.
Wait, option number one is a dildo?
Yeah, I went with option number two for that reason
oh wait did we ask everyone
Maddie what would you think
I would do the petri dish boyfriend also
that's really where it's at
because what was the alternative was
put your hand in your hand
alright guys it was real thanks
give me the third one Dem demi what's our third one
do you want me to send it in morse code no sounding like a robot
were you in a petri dish no you're clear now demi as long as you keep that hand up there we're good
okay i don't know if we should make this.
Does anyone... Let me ask this.
Is anyone here weird about
Saga's not weird about nothing.
Okay, but you just have to... Okay, look, I'm going to do one more after this.
So this one we're going to be quick.
Would you rather have spaghetti for hair?
Please think about what that would feel like.
Or maple syrup for sweat. maple syrup for sweat.
No, maple syrup for sweat.
I knew Al would hate that one.
No, I think that's somebody else to lick me.
I didn't even think about that one.
I'd be afraid somebody would eat my hair.
Just the thought of the fucking tomato sauce dripping down my body.
This is the thought of the fucking tomato sauce dripping down my body.
Are we talking about like Kulon spaghetti, like a fucking spaghetti with meatballs, or just like the noodle?
There's fucking meatballs on the end of it like these.
I didn't know if your space buns were the meatballs.
There's probably some meat sauce in between, like lice or something, like in between your hair.
You can't have just a noodle without the balls.
Come on, you need them both.
No, I'm definitely going noodles.
I think I'm going to go noodles because I sweat, like, you know, working out.
Imagine, like, no no that's just too much
that you would just you would just go take a
I'm not gonna have maple syrup in my armpits
until I can get home and get a shower
sometimes you sweat when you're sleeping
right because it'd be hella hot sometimes
you guys go to the gym all the time the gym smells like complete ass and that's Yeah. Yes. Or like you... Yeah, no. I don't even understand at all. Those intimate moments.
And then you get all stinky. You guys go to the gym all the time.
The gym smells like complete ass.
So you want to just smell like maple syrup?
All the equipment would be nasty.
Technically, it doesn't smell bad.
At the gym, it would smell like spaghetti and maple syrup.
I mean, you could still clean it. Because there's only two twits. But if you have spaghetti for hair... Equipment would be nasty. At the gym, it would smell like spaghetti and maple syrup.
But if you have spaghetti for hair,
Like, come here, spaghetti hair. I'm not going anywhere
with you like that, Demi.
I'll probably do like some corn rolls.
chooses, let me know right
If you choose fucking syrup sweat, you imbecile.
You fucking are a failure to your family, you sweaty fucks.
If you take syrup over spaghetti.
Which one of you have been making this motherfucker up here?
He's like five sheets to the wind.
You sweaty, sticky motherfuckers.
Don't you ever pick syrup sweat.
That's what they used to call me in college.
It's your boy syrup sweat.
That is your alt account name.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are Syrup Sweat.
No, it's Hammer Dong and Syrup Sweat.
Anyway, I forgot I I was even up here
and then I heard my friends talking about
spaghetti hair or fucking
and I was like yep those are my
what's up sheba What are you doing?
Are you going to take the spaghetti here or the syrup swipe?
You guys can do whatever you want.
and support the rabbits and company.
What kind of spaghetti are we talking about?
Don't make me raise my voice.
Who gives a fuck if you raise your voice?
If you want to be a part-time web jury,
you can be a part-time web jury. Let us full-timers
get the intro out, and then you can speak again.
I'm not this fucking guy.
There's three fucking crowns, bro.
Be quiet for three minutes.
You're taking PFP seriously, and you're telling me
I made it for each crowd, motherfucker.
Thank you. What the fuck is talking about?
Jesus Christ. Who the hell is that?
I don't even know who that is.
I don't know who that is.
But shout out to you. Lovely space.
Thank you. Yeah, but you can thumbs down all you want.
You're from LA. Nobody even likes that place.
Freaking taxes are too high.
Shout out to you. Lovely space. Shout friggin taxes are too high Shout out to you lovely space out to the rabbits. I shut up moon birds. Let's go. Where's that?
I need the car juice jingle. Can I get that quickly to please?
Mickey Mouse fucking shower running here you did pixels I asked you what you wanted and you didn't say
Pixels, I asked you what you wanted
and you didn't say shit about that song.
No, I said some of the jingles
and I got the food to say it wasn't.
I will screenshot the text message.
This is why we need the disappeared text.
They said, give me your wallet
and your space, but they forgot the music.
He didn't give them to me.
I mean, didn't they set us up with that shit?
I'm going to send them to you right now.
You're lucky they're in my fucking DMs, bro, because I'm not at home.
I'm going to send them to you right now, dog.
In the meantime, Demi, go to your third one.
Okay, this is the fourth and final one.
Demi? Okay. The fourth one. Is that me?
Would you rather find out you've been dead for years and no one noticed?
Or that you're the only real human being and everyone else is pretending.
No, you're not going to get me to repeat it.
You've been dead for years and no one noticed.
No one noticed or you're the only real human being and everyone else is pretending.
Everybody else is not a real person.
from Siaga and Bollywood is
I thought you were gonna say
the first one you're dead
so you could be a ghost hence
yeah but that's just kind of creepy
at that point that means nobody really liked me
anyways I don't know if I could live like that
but there's nobody in number two option.
Like, nobody fucking likes you in two either.
Well, they're not real, so it doesn't matter.
I mean, trying to make sense of this shit is fucking crazy.
damn it Quinn that has to be Quinn
is that Quinn that was Quinn
yeah bro but he's had like 22 drinks at this point
when you're drunk you tell the truth
I thought your wife cut you off yesterday.
Yeah, but too bad I'm the reason we're here.
Here it is. Would you rather
find out you've been dead for years
and nobody noticed or that you're the only real human and everyone else is pretending?
I already feel like the second one.
But the first one is pretty fucked up.
I'll go with the first one.
I won't give a whole spiel, but that's some shit right there.
You'd rather be dead and no one notice?
Just give him option two.
I don't think I can exist in Option 2,
think I can exist. It's like a
Black Mirror episode, so that's gonna be a hard pass. I would just rather be dead and no one noticed. I mean, whatever. At least everything was real that I experienced in my life.
Did Vanna answer that one i uh got rugs so i'm back up now but welcome welcome back i don't even remember the question
so i was like digging through the dms no no i listed i was like digging through the dms to find it again
so you didn't have to repeat it but i'm um i'm having difficulty finding it but
oh give me a second i'll find it i don't know something i think i think i feel like i have
Quinn was like one sounds like it's real fucked up
And me listening to it I was like yeah one sounds perfectly reasonable
So I was like I don't know Quinn dude
Maybe I'm the one that's messed up dude
But like yeah option A was definitely where I was leaning
Yeah that's what I'm saying Like I can't Best up, dude. But, like, yeah, option A was definitely where I was leaning.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's just going to be a hard pass on, like, nobody else being a human being.
That's fucking terrifying.
Because it also doesn't, like, specify what they were.
Look, they're all fake anyways, right?
Everybody's usually fake anyways
in the real world. What's the difference?
They have herpes, dude. Like, they're still people.
I don't know. I just can't.
We're in a large, a large penis.
Tina's running in the street.
I was going to say, they have herpes? Is that what I heard?
Some things don't stay in Vegas.
I honestly thought having some nice
young ladies running a space
and less penis talk. I feel like I'm back in high school.
You walk into the restroom and there's just penises
in the door where I'm trying to take a shit in the middle of the day.
during your entire life, though.
I got one set in on my arm.
I have to agree. Definitely more penises now than ever before.
But, yeah. See? There you go.
I think it's special for me, though.
I think it's a special case, though.
It's special for me, too. Oh, it's special for me, though. I think it's a special case, though. It's special for me, too.
Oh, it's special for all of us.
Well, sis, I think you have to catch up a little bit.
Wait, what's special for everybody?
I tapped out for like five seconds.
Dick, right? We're talking about dick.
McDonald's announced the snack wrap is coming back.
It's about fucking time, man.
That's the only good thing they've ever made.
A giant penis at the drive-thru?
No, it's a short penis. They're not that big.
Minting this weekend on Blev or short penises.
I'm pretty sure you'll come up short.
That was a weird measurement pertaining to penises.
Just letting you know that's a low average
Is that acceptable to put on dating
On Grindr, yes. I don't know about you guys.
Are people specifically looking for 5.8 or 6.2?
There is legitimately profiles that say send penis size only.
There is actually like no picture, no information where they're from.
That's what the gay community dating is like if you just wanted to know.
I mean, that app sounds amazing,
I mean, listen, I tell people
this all the time. If you want to be gay,
unlimited amount of sex, no emotional
attachment, and gays are very cheap.
I mean, there's some gays that like materialistic things,
I mean, if you're having trouble having sex,
this is probably really terrible to say to the women in the room,
but yeah, watch the men's.
Man, my cat would be hella mad.
They just put everything out in the open.
hey, how about that merch?
You wanted to bring that up, too.
I did get my shit, though.
I got, I, my husband ended up, I got him some sweatshirts and some t-shirts and some hats.
He's real happy about it.
Can't wait till they add thongs.
Yeah, you're the one making the uh the samples right
how many spooky for this have you guys seen those you know those crocheted covers it would be so
cute to like get so comfy no yeah someone already showed it i think think it was Kuma. He put it up. It's like a knitted
thing. Hold on. I started to walk.
Yeah. Those are really warm. Like a carrot?
carrot probably makes more sense, but okay.
I mean, maybe the ears can just
top off the balls and be little hats for the balls. just, like, top off the balls and, like, be little hats
for the balls. Yeah, to keep the balls warm, though.
Great. You don't want to catch a cold now.
Season three of Deedron Toon's
Now we know we can sell them.
people giving me the exact size.
I'll buy the whole fucking inventory.
customers. I don't know if she goes into
I'm going to pass that type of marketing.
Well, we said we could keep this at an hour, ladies,
and we are now five past the hour.
If there's anything else that anybody wants to talk about or bring up
do it now or forever hold
your peace I think we've covered
quite a bit all of you that
picked fucking syrup sweat are insane
my sister she gets a pass
she has moments of insanity
thank you to the original Tuesday guys
for popping in and supporting us
thank you to everyone on the stage
I think we'll just resume like
the regular Tuesday, Day next week and then
of course the girl back Friday for the
you guys have a good night that's all I have to
say yeah yeah and then Demi has
a space tomorrow right Demi
Wednesdays you have it with Gamble
yeah so Gamble and I have a space tomorrow
and then Aurelius and I have a space tomorrow at 7.30. And then Aurelius and I
have a space with Cam, the head of
So tomorrow is a big day.
I will be active in spaces all day long.
No, that's Thursday. Shiba, do you have
a space tomorrow? No, wait.
Tomorrow's Wednesday? No, we're doing it with you guys.
Wednesday. I'll be doing it with you guys.
And Thursday, I'm doing it with Fleshy Space.
And then Friday, and then of course, Tea and Crumpets
on Saturday. It's just getting crazy out here.
If you look at the, whatever the hell
that shit's called up at the top, there's
the spaces, the hop spaces,
Monday, Tuesday, Thursday's
postponed, and then Carrot Cartel on Friday and Cookout on Sunday.
So thank you guys all for coming.
I'm going to end it on carrot juice.
Are we doing the iPad speaker thing?