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Recorded: Feb. 24, 2024 Duration: 4:42:57

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Guys I'm not starting till there's a hundred comments hundred likes a hundred retweets run that shit up on the bottom, right?
let me know who you think will win whether it's a shilling villain or bark meta in a fight because
Yeah, we might be close to sealing a deal and making this shit happen ladies and gentlemen. We are not fucking around
I know you know they the kings of marketing are
We're about to run this shit up. So run up those comments. Let me know who you think will win
Retweet the space share it in all your group chats
Let's get everybody in here because this is gonna be an absolute banger an absolute banger. Let's go
Yo, yo, yo comment those soul wallet addresses. I got some Twitter token to give away run that shit up
I want all them soul wallet addresses in the bottom, right? But if you don't retweet the space you don't qualify
Tag karate combat tell them to get in here
They have you already know
They know we
No favors
It's the instrumentals Oh
But even though we stand alone we stand together
If you fall
Guys turn the motherfucker
Sound quality on that one sucks, right?
This one's a lot better
But do me a favor everyone
Everyone do me a favor, please
Please please please do me a favor
Turn them motherfucking music
Not saying that part you're gonna cancel me
Birthplace to Michael Jordan home a biggie small
Ladies and gentlemen kill a cam. Your home is definitely in the building
BK roller Marcy projects hallway. No one of the pure co-copper get your order up
Break the Baltimore in the Florida
Before the song continues tell me do camera did not destroy
Jay-Z on his own song
Anyone in the music business if you ever have your own song and you get someone on it
Make sure that their verses aren't better than yours
9-11 the place of the lost towers. We still banging. We never lost power
Going on outside no man
You can jam with them jammers blend with them blammers hot
Go for bread
Know what knows about this I don't know about the rest of y'all but I do know for a fact that web knows about this
right here
About time come on now
What they know about that web
God damn what do they know about this moment? What they know about this same as the other one, right?
What a legend yo, he got done so dirty by puff daddy, but that's a different story
Yo, ladies and gentlemen, this fight is about to happen
Proudly brought to you by books King and Don productions
We are close to signing contracts
Both fighters have a verbally committed shilling villain and bark
Both fighters are excited. I was on a four-hour phone call since bark ended his space
Since he ended his space at 1 p.m. Earlier today, I've been on a four-hour phone call and negotiations
discussing terms and things of that nature
This shit's about to happen
This is about to happen if you have not clicked on the bottom right and commented who you think will win
Will it be the dojano dog or will it be the reptilian lizard?
Let us know in the bottom right now. What I want to let you all know is never count anyone out. I
Watched Jake Paul all up and down my Instagram Twitter tick tock Facebook
Snapchat myspace world is round
photo bucket and
every other social platform
make videos
Disney Disney Disney ass character. I
Watched him do it all I watched him do it all and never once
That Jake Paul would be boxing professional boxers and and fucking them up
Never never never never never have I ever thought that Jake Paul would be fucking these fighters up
But guess what today Jake Paul is out here fucking motherfuckers up
Guys, Ben Askren fought his whole life his whole entire life
Only to get knocked the fuck out by Jake Paul and he made Ben Askren look like a bitch
Now do I think Ben Askren is the best fighter? No
You know thought he was the shit in Bellator got a little lucky here and there made it to the UFC
Robbed someone of a win in the UFC someone that he shouldn't have beat
And then got absolutely destroyed and ragdolled knocked out
But he's still a UFC fighter that a youtuber slash Disney guy beat the piss out of
Jake Paul has stood with Tommy Fury Tyson Fury's brother and fought by the man
His brother Logan Paul fought the greatest boxer of all time. Oh, you could doubt it
You could say no, but you know, if you look at Floyd Mayweather's record
Who he beat how he beat them and I'm not talking about we all listening to what the announcers have to say at the fight
It's really understanding the sport of boxing. Nobody has fight IQ like Floyd Mayweather
Nobody understands the point system in boxing like Floyd Mayweather
Nobody understands the judges of boxing like Floyd Mayweather
he knows how to score points and win a fucking fight and he's good at it he's fast as fuck and
Logan Paul stood there with him didn't get knocked out
Or anything yo, he did well. He did well against a professional athlete. That is arguably the greatest of all time
So to see Logan Paul and Jake Paul do what they did
I can't sit here and doubt my friend bark can't sit here and doubt Alex can't sit here and doubt bit boy
I respect anybody that could get in that ring
What I don't respect is all the people that do all the talking in the background, but guess what? It's just blah blah
It's just noise fuck that
Now it's time to get sponsorships in line now
It's time to start getting them efforts paid now
It's time to start hiring people putting a team together and getting the ball rolling because this is not a larp
This is not a joke. This is a serious as it gets guys karate combat tuned into the last space
The founder was on stage with us. I
Don't think there's any joke about that
I think both of these names both bark meta and shilling villain are very big in this space very controversial in the space
And everyone wants to see them fight everyone wants to see both of them get beat up
I think more shilling villain bark mate might deliver that that that shilling villain
bark beating up shilling villain
Could change the landscape of this space
shilling villain beating up bark could change the landscape of this space a
Lot of crazy shit can come from this guys a lot of crazy shit for can come from this
And I'm telling you right now bark is as serious as it gets
Right after that last space
We got on a call now first thing bark how'd I answer that call?
Yeah, how'd you answer the club none of that what did I say when I answered that call I
Don't remember I was just ready to kick it out actually said you're not joking you're dead serious. Oh
Yeah, yeah, exactly. I
Answer this call and said you're not joking you're dead serious, and he said I am 100% dead serious
What is the address to that fucking gym? This guy is ready to get the ball rolling?
Alex and and his friend
Definitely serious and ready to get the ball rolling. I'll tell you guys that much
so this is
100% going to happen I
Would say either it's going to be in April in Dubai or at the May event
We need to start getting a work. I already have opponents lined up for
The future like that's how serious this is guys. I've been paying attention to this
I don't know if you guys remember there were there were other events
Besides just karate combat, so I was in Vegas
in November and
Me and my boy are walking through to go to the the high-limit room. We're walking from the elevators and
My buddy hears his name getting shouted, and he turns around it's like oh shit. That's my buddy
Let me go say what's up to him. We end up gambling with them
It was a bunch of crypto dudes that have nothing to do with NFT side of things
I'm watching these are all crypto Twitter influencers with YouTube channels and everything every single one of them had
$500,000 in chips in front of them at the table and was throwing 40 50k a hand like it didn't mean anything to them
Was gambling with them had a great time with them and one of the people I met was grimace
The person that fought that big crazy dude yesterday knocked him down a bunch of times
Now that grimace dude has been fighting for a while, and there's like this crypto influencer fight club
That's been going on for some time now
and guys it's big it's big and it's growing and
It's only been around in the bear. We haven't felt it in the bull yet, so this is gonna be huge
This is going to be huge guys
This is something to really pay attention to
After watching that karate one yesterday guys
I was very impressed and and I understand this stuff I have friends that have tried all this stuff out
They've tried to do their own fight events
They've tried to do their own fight clubs and things of that nature and failed
It's a very very difficult industry to get into it's a very difficult thing to do and succeed
You know it's like opening a restaurant. It's not easy to open a restaurant and be successful
It's not easy to go and start your own energy drink and be successful
It's not easy to start your own fight club and be successful
What I mean by fight club is like PFL
Bellator UFC
Shit wwe ECW all that stuff
That counts right it's hard Dana White says it himself
You know when Khabib retired and said he was starting his own thing called Eagle FC Dana White said yo it ain't gonna work
It's almost like UFC is a monopoly
So when I go and I see this karate combat thing if you told me this idea a year ago
I would have laughed in your face, and I did and then I go watch it last night
And I see that Charles Olivera's there. I see a full full crowd. I see great production quality I
see you know
Excitement everywhere everything was awesome
Everything was awesome
I'm sure we could sit here and nitpick because we didn't like something the announcer said or that guy said or how the mascot looked
But dude they did it right they did it
They did a great job and even thinking about the last few fights separate from karate combat
Where we saw OSF fight where I saw my boy grimace fight and all that others all the other fights
It was more boxing no that was great, too. This is guys. This is working
This is something people want to see there are a lot of feuds in this space
There's a lot of unnecessary beef in this space and there's way more
Twitter fingers in this space people hating on each other shitting on each other
So being able to call someone out and have an event like this man. I I'm all for it. I actually love it
I love it. I think this is going to be a sensation. I think this is going to be huge
I think people are going to be able to build fan bases off of this where your followers are following you
Your followers are tipping you your followers are buying what you're selling not because you have alpha
Not because of the information you just bring to this space, but because our fans of you as a fighter on crypto Twitter
Guys, this is this is amazing. This is really really amazing
Just imagine we have ourselves here the future Jake Paul where?
Crypto Twitter guy comes out of nowhere
Doesn't know how to fight never fought before it all figures out. This is his thing
Follows that path finds his passion and turns his passion into something where he's fighting a professional boxer two three years down the line
Or a professional MMA or UFC fighter down the line
Think about that
Guys we we have that
You know possibly right in front of our eyes and don't even know it now for those of you that don't know bark
He's been obsessed with the Pauls Logan Paul and Jake Paulson since he was a child
He wakes up every morning goes on their Instagram looks at what they're wearing goes to sheen comm types in
Logan Paul outfit buys everything
Looks at what they're wearing takes a screenshot of their of their their haircut goes to the barber. Hey
Your books told me he used to get the Ricky Martin flip when he was a kid
You know flicked up here and sometimes bleach it blonde
Let me go ahead and get the Logan Paul or the Jake Paul
Barber says say less spins him around 30 minutes later boom. He's got the line in the side of his head and everything
Barber's like a you're gonna look a little different because those boys are balding you've got a full set of hair son
You're good to go
dusts them off
Bark walks out takes a selfie
Puts the location at the top right in front of Logan's house in front of your house for the 300th day
Waiting for that selfie logi
Now we've got this situation coming to life where this guy might be the future Logan Paul or Jake Paul of crypto Twitter
So we're gonna take advantage of that. Yo, this shit's gonna happen
I want to know who everybody's backing. I
Want to know who everybody's backing if you think bark is gonna win this fight spam the 100 emoji
You got to spam it like spamming how I spam it. Look how I spam it ready
Look at how I spam it fast spam it like that
Keep spamming that shit. Let me see
Alright now if you think Alex is gonna win spam the thumbs up emoji
Yeah figures
It's gonna be a draw it's better on the guy with the question mark in his name still
The guy that's butt buddies with shitty daddy
Yeah, people that think the people that think the person who can yell on the microphone the loudest
Translates the fighting in a controlled environment guys. We're talking
We're talking like Brock Lesnar versus Conor McGregor here. I
Looked at both photos at first. I thought Alex was gonna win then I looked at both photos
It's like guys. It's like Brock Lesnar versus uh
Versus I can't even say Conor McGregor
See Brock Lesnar
George Clooney
Yeah, I'm fighting George Clooney. Yeah, Brock Lesnar said he voted for Joe Biden. That was all he thinks. He's a pussy
Anyway, let's let's let's get back on track here
George Clooney's son George Clooney's son
Might get a run for his money against against this guy man. I really think so guys. I think so
You know you you could scream all you want on spaces you could raise your voice is left
You're not gonna be able to raise your voice in that ring
Nobody's gonna hear you. I don't know if anyone here has ever been in a ring or like a sold-out arena right dead center, man
You ain't ain't nobody hearing you ain't nobody hearing you. So
He just admitted that he was gonna like he's gonna go all force in like if he doesn't knock out bark in the first 15 seconds
Because he'll be talking so much shit. I
Can tell you right now I can confidently tell you right now he's not bark not knocking bark out in the first 15 seconds
Bark do you have any formal training?
Let's not worry about what bark has it doesn't yeah, let's not worry about this. Yeah, let's not worry about yourself king
Let's worry about yourself. Nobody here knows if bark was a UFC fighter in his day or not
Nobody knows
You know bark could have been playing an act this whole time
To pull off a highway robbery like y'all have never seen
So let's not ask what bark has matter of fact, let's not hear about what anybody has
I don't know you guys ever hear me come up on stage saying I could beat someone up or threatening people and telling them
I'm gonna fuck them up never yo
You guys ever hear a she-bo say that never me and she bore two people that probably can beat the majority of this space up so
again, like
When you're talking the most and saying the most and then not doing the most when it comes down to it
You know you are the least
Bark has definitely been humble in his ways. He joked a lot. He joked a lot larked a lot which I
Think now is coming to an end guys
I think this is coming a fruition and I think some shit is about to go down here right before our very eyes
Everyone that's thinking this is a joke in any way
Now this ain't a joke guys, this is not a joke
Contracts are about to get signed soon
No, there's some some shits about to go down some shit is about to go down
Now I know I'm gonna if it's in, Australia, Taiwan
I don't care where it is. I'm gone. I really yeah, I don't care. I'm done
I've got some friends if it's in Canada, I got some friends that are digging tunnels and they're gonna smuggle me right in
You know, it's not fair that we're letting people in the border
down south
Without asking them any questions are just coming in by the dozens by the 10,000 dozens
And then when I got to go to the border I get questioned and I got to present identification and all no no no
No, that's not how it works. I want fair treatment. I
Want to be able to walk across that border should I might even swim from Detroit?
But I'm going you know, I don't care where the event is
I'm gonna figure out a fucking way and I'm gonna go you get on a jet ski books
You don't have to swim. They do it all the time
Listen, listen pal. I don't for someone that's never left Rhode Island before
Let's uh, let's lay off that mute button, bro. It's just let's just farm in peace
You know accurate statement, okay
Web was out here like I'm gonna switch sides. Well, what is that? Well, what did that even mean switch sides?
You know, I was gonna I was gonna back Alex and say that he was gonna win cuz I think he could but
Then I heard his boy talking just too much shit in the background and I was like, you know, I can't support that
I'm gonna have to switch sides now and now have you have you met out?
No, have you met bark no
So what are you basing who you're backing off of?
Muscles again, it was the interaction of the guy in the background over here picking a fight with bark
Making bark have to stick up for himself against two people. I just didn't see how fair that was. So
So now you got you got to put your money where your mouth is
Should win it shouldn't fucking matter at the end of the day cuz I'm speculating on a fight
Which matter is who fights right? But then you got his boy in the background wanting to you know
Get live so we could do that too. Now. I recommended a diet for bark
That's three Big Mac's a day with french fries only in the morning
so a meal in the morning
Big Mac by itself for lunch Big Mac by itself for dinner
No eating after 6 p.m. Every night in bed by 10
Back up and early in the morning now the amount of protein this guy's gonna be in taking from those hockey puck burgers in the Big Mac
He's gonna be good in no time
So I'll let you guys know that I've seen bodybuilders tell us their secret
And when they said it was a Big Mac or a McDouble man, I was a little shocked
But that shit does work. It does work. So bark is getting on the diet. I'm his nutritionist
We are currently looking
massage person
The bar should definitely remain celibate until after the fight
You know practice his celibacy. I think that's the smartest thing he could do is that you're not supposed to have any sex
Bro, once you sign that contract, I would even start now
But don't even like no watching no, no masturbating
No, that's a myth bro, you're gonna be all stressed out before your fight you gotta relieve that now the now the now the other
Yeah, you know, I saw a picture of rue dog dude, I ain't taking a single ounce of fighting advice from that guy
Yeah, rue dog, bro. I don't know if that was the best side. Like what were you doing there, bro? I
Was trying to I was trying to prop bark up see how he was trying to
Rue dog, what the fuck was that bro? Were you honestly were you like, do you think you look intimidating?
Like what was that picture bro? Nah, the caption was how bad bark beat in my ass. I'm propping him up making him look good
Well unless you're some sort of
Russian Sambo master with a third-degree black belt in Taekwondo and
Seven-time Golden Gloves boxing winner and you're just a sleeper like you're that Volvo with a fucking LS to fucking Corvette engine in it
And seven turbos, but it's a fucking station wagon Volvo. I don't know what to tell you only I really don't I
Really don't have all the pops wheelies in the drag race, you know and runs fucking eights
Don't know mr. Roo dog, that's I don't judge a book by its cover
But there was nothing intimidating about that picture bro in any way shape or form matter of fact, I'd remain undoxed if I was you
Floor price just went down
enough about rue dog
For real on that shit though, like the celibate is that 100% or no
No, don't go off. No, we're my tallies. We're my it's Ramadan, bro
Yo, you can go off Mike Tyson
Lost to Bernard Hopkins
I mean partially because he was I'm sure like on a bender
But because he had like five six women with him and they drained him cuz I know I've been fine
You know what would be you know, what would be sick if the fight is in May
If the fight is in May and you train with a bunch of like Dagestanese or Chechnya's
So like the entire month of Ramadan and actually participate
That might be like the best fucking training you ever go through in your life
No, all jokes aside you could be one of the baddest motherfuckers walking around web 3 park
That actually might be something we should do bro. Why the fuck not we do Matt Brown for a month
And then we do them for a month. I
Gotta go to baggage. No, no, no, they're here
And that might not be a bad idea bro, where are they at but you know, they're they're camp bro during Ramadan
It's fucked up. Imagine you're doing everything
Times 10 with no water or food from sundown sunset
Yo from from sunrise to sunset
No, dude, I'm fighting a grandpa here, dude. I know but yo, it's at the end of the day
You're also investing in yourself. And if we're looking at this more than if we're looking at this as more than just one fight
Think about that, bro. This is also gonna you're gonna be able to put a lot of dojano dogs on
This yo, this works we flip to the a side right now. We're the B side right now. We don't call the shots
Right now we agree to terms and we sign paperwork
We flip over to the a side where we're calling the shots and they're signing the paperwork
Because we proved ourselves next thing, you know, I could throw doge mouse in to a fight with somebody
I could throw a rude dog in to a fight with somebody
I know I understand bro, but we have I know what you mean
We have like our own team our own gym and like yo, it's like crypto Twitter thing, man
This is guys that that show that money that went into that fucking show that we watched last night
That's not stopping anytime soon and that's only gonna get better from there. I'm telling you right now
Yo guys, I have experience with this
Heavy heavy experience with this been around it for a very very long time in my life
Then watching it and I've watched nobody succeed
I've watched people spend three four five hundred thousand dollars of their hard-earned money
Only to lose half or the majority of that money on an event because it didn't go well. I
Promise you guys
I've watched these events man. They paid for commercials on TV
They hired fucking Dwayne the Rock Johnson to announce this event. They hired Mike buffer to announce the main event
They hired Bruce buffer to say
It's time
His brother to say let's get ready to rumble
And the cameraman fucking had a heart attack
Right in the beginning of the event and they couldn't even put it on TV. No more like I just I've seen it all
Yesterday was like beautiful. No beautiful
I don't I don't have one thing to criticize them for yesterday. Not one thing. I didn't like besides the
crypto tard that was
Massaging the announcers back or the mascots back like well, what the fuck is wrong with that idiot?
Why were you touching that guy bro? You weirdo?
That's the only thing I had a problem with
But besides that man flawless
Flawless flawless flawless event and these crypto events man. They're just getting better and better that Mike Majlek guy
The announcer for anyone that doesn't know the one that was talking the most with the beard guys
That's Logan Paul's partner on impulsive podcast
Which is one of the most popular podcasts?
So to have him as an announcer even the other one the old man with the beard also famous
Cryptos are us very big youtuber
Also was an announcer
Did a great job and to see them there
Promoting this I'm believing in this
Pretty big deal guys
influencer boxing is huge
Jake Paul put us on the map
I don't know if you guys know but there's an event maybe one to three times a month
Going on in Dubai with influencer boxing
In the Arab world very very big very big
So when I see like salt poppy
Adam Saleh
Slim like I guys I follow this shit. I'm into this shit. It's a it's a big thing
And to see it grow into crypto Twitter is huge for me because I know it's gonna be a success
I'm down to put my money where my mouth is
I'm down to be all about this guys. I think there's a lot of money to be made here and
What we've been building with you guys separate from the fighting stuff like this army of key opinion leaders KOL's and
Promoters and stuff like that y'all that are participating and actually supporting and listening to us
Yo, it's gonna pay off for us. You know there's gonna be opportunity coming your way
We get one big sponsorship and we tell them hey
We got 200 people that we want to pay point one east to to tweet about this product
That's gonna put money in your pockets guys and things like that are gonna come out of this so
Let's fucking get rocking and rolling. We need everybody
Participating those that want to step up and actually make something out of themselves now is the time y'all now is the time
Let's get ready to rumble
Ready show the only thing you should be screaming right now
But on point is let's get ready to to to get a citizenship or a green card, bro
We got to get you to we got to get you out of Mexico and into the United States homey listen
I don't want to give you bad advice, but if I was in your shoes, I would take advantage
Why have you not taken advantage of walking across that border yet homie? I do it every day brother
Do you have wife and kids or no?
Nope, brother get the fuck over here, bro. Let's stop and you go be honest
At this moment family. I was imagine. I went to Nicaragua
I was living in a car when I came back for a family right now brother get to America get a job
Do what you're doing in web 3 make that money on the side
Start building your empire and bring your family to America man. Oh, I watch my father do it
You know my father came here with six hundred fucking dollars in his pocket
No family. No nothing right six hundred bucks in his pocket, and I watched that man one year later
He got married and had me came here in 88 had me in 90
88 came here six hundred dollars 89 married had me in 1990
Had my sister five years later
And to see someone do that bring their whole family from Syria whoever wants to come come get them married get them jobs
Get them on their feet
Bro like that is that's motivating as fuck so do you could do the same thing bro and do it before the American dream really ends
Right now it's still there a little bit. It's coming to an end bro. Take advantage all this
You all these Americans talking shit about these immigrants getting ten thousand dollars and getting put on their feet
And I New York is housing them and doing all you know
I guarantee you those people in the next 20 years end up better than people that are born in this country
My guarantee you know I guarantee you fuck that whole MS-13 and
They're killing people and raping people yo, they're not those videos that I saw are Americans
Just because they're black doesn't mean they're from
Mexico or Africa just because they're they're Spanish does not mean that they're fucking illegal immigrants
Like those fucking media posts are more racist than anything else. It's not illegal aliens doing these things
It's not you know they're coming here. They're getting on their feet
They're they're fucking becoming better than the people that are born in this country, but that's a different subject
So Nick Bobo, man, I'm just looking out for you homie
I really think that you should come out here and get on your fucking feet for real
Out there, bro. You're just gonna put yourself in a fucked-up situation if I was in your shoes. I would have been in America already
Appreciate it appreciate it you think about it
You got it, bro. Grab that book bag get your ass over here, bro. I need a word eat
I don't need a book back. I need a Gordita for Papenas easier, right?
Bro, Gordita's you know if they're if they're giving you housing bro and
Money and all this stuff to get started
You speak English, bro
Not only do you speak English
But you speak English and Spanish and you have mad experience bro like what I know about you from the fish market
And and everything you used to do bro like dude you can make a lot of money here in
America man and definitely start your own business you understand the crypto side
Telling you it might be the best thing you could do
Might be the best decision you make well
Your GM GM guys just hopping in real quick. It's 3 a.m. In the morning in Dubai
I talked briefly to bark earlier if you want to get really like
Connected with the local scene and all the guys in Dubai. I'm here to support this shit. I'm here to support bark and books
Shibo you know lizards doji north doesn't even matter like I'm living here for three years now. It's 3 a.m. In the morning
I'm super fucking hyped about this. I know it's a big thing. It's happening at beat at Bitcoin housing date guys
It's token 2049 Tyler Vinca was this here like the crypto fight night all of these things all of it is aligning
East Dubai is like one day later. I know all of the guys in Dubai. I know who's real
I know who's fake so I'm here to support it man
Man, this is uh, it's gonna be good. You just sweat that dojano dog. You just sweat that dojano dog
Yeah, bro. I had to get an alien, you know a green one. Let's go
Any swap from a creep?
He heard that dude up on stage saying that dumb shit. He's like I can't associate no longer just like breezy
The next thing you got to do is take that lizard shit out of your bio and then you're you're cleaned up, okay
But yeah, I think I mean the the fight we're looking at I mean definitely looking at going to eat Dubai
But the fight though likely fight is gonna be in May. I'm thinking Vegas. You know, I think it's gonna be in Vegas
Wherever I need to go, we'll go whatever it needs to be will be we'll roll up with the crew
Vegas Vegas on Ireland Madison Square Garden doesn't matter send location
Yeah, yo, could they get it out since we're rather brother doesn't matter send location
No, I'm saying I could they actually booked out that venue
Alhamdulillah, they can book out then you brother
Threaten another cornfield fucker from Ohio to fly from yeah, Columbia from Iowa to Ohio
So yeah, I'm stop doxing this man, bro. He's in Taiwan
I won days on his feet. You could call him fly one
But anyways, wherever Burke is that
You'll be fine bark. Don't worry. That dude doesn't bark right now. He is at a strong mental state
He is ready to get training and get started. He purchased a speed bag
He's got the Bowflex coming in from from Taiwan overnight. He's got the punching bag
He's got the medicine balls and all that. He's ready to get started, bro. He's working on his core
He's working on his stamina his agility
We're gonna get this guy a 105 rating on on the next UFC game bark might even be on the cover
Just wait until karate combat turns into game five and breezy comes on stage talking about if we're bullish about portal and karate
Combats collaboration and all the other crazy shit. Just know bark is gonna be
He's gonna be on the cover of that game. He's gonna be on the cover of that game
He said bit boy did it. I can do it to bark. Tell me that didn't motivate the fuck out of you
you know motivated the fuck out of me, dude, and bit boy is
he's a legend of his own and
To know that I can be the one after all the damage that
Shillin villain has done to web 3 to brands influencers product. I don't do that damage at that guy
Well, it's pinned up top. So it's already done. Oh, they're all the damage and defamation that that guy's done
Everyone can sleep well at night knowing I'm gonna knock his ass out in front of everybody else
Once and for all nail in the coffin. So he replied he saw it. He knows exactly what the fuck's going on
So it's a good feeling book. So it's not just a fight. It's a message. It's it's a justice to humanity
That's how I look at it books. So
Yeah, I mean motivation is one thing but look we're already disciplined. We're just applying this level of training to a different style
From powerlifting to to fighting so we're gonna be doing this already lining up training and everything else dietitians everything
He did respond he did respond can I get some type of confirmation I
Said he verbally agreed. We're gonna do the escrow
That's it
Yes, sir. I don't know. I don't know why we're acting like there's no confirmation here
No, he's just don't he's he's the one that always does the weird backing out and and low-key stuff. It's always him King Lark
That's his name King Lark
Loves to say this account is King like dude. I got I got a step in here. I gotta I gotta have his back
It's Saturday. It's Saturday and you're still here on space is not training
Please tell me you're running with the dog right? I'm outside running. Yeah, I am I am
Want you to do me a favor tonight
Yep, yeah tonight you're gonna watch all the rocky movies
You're gonna start them tonight you got to watch all the rocky movies you then need to go on YouTube and
You need to look up the thriller like I should be training not watching Liz
I'm telling you this is what starts it all need to watch a thriller in Manila
To watch every single Muhammad Ali documentary don't you think I should get in the gym like
Jim follows
Even between Jim between Jim you take any type of breaks or anything like that. You're white it you're watching fight footage
Until you find a UFC fighter or a boxer that looks like Schilling villain moves like Schilling villain walks and talks like Schilling villain
And you study them
You study them
You study them
Right now the only footage I have is him doing
Footage I have is him doing shit and flip-flops. We need to focus on the lizard. Tell him
We need to focus on the lizard and you need to learn how to break down your enemy your opponent
You need to learn a whole lot of shit bark
All right
Yo, what's that? What's that thing where you're supposed to put like an ice pack?
Under your nuts is that real like any time you're in the car. I never heard of that when I got air-conditioned seats, right? I
Know us know those things shrivel up those things shrivel up and get rock-hard with air-conditioned seats on
No, it's got to be like sub-zero
It's got to be sub-zero, but you don't want to have your cell phone near there tell you that much when you're driving
Sometimes I catch myself slipping
We've got a we got a juice head on stage. It's getting
He's getting a little impatient. He he raised his hands four times
Pero Alex just reposted bark knocked him out
I made a video of bark knocking him out. He fucking just reposted it
I could be
Someone said this I'm gonna have no mercy
Look up top
You know after all the shit he's talked over the years to all that subliminal shit and the Justin Bieber and the wig
And the hammer-curl shit like dude. I'm ready like I'm gonna unleash it on this. He's calling you Goldilocks
Whatever dude
Whatever. He's talking all he's doing is working out his fucking throat. He's really good at that. I mean his handler
Love working out the throat all bark. No bite. That's what the space is
About him
He's taking shots
He asked before he asked me what do you think this space is like the spaces in general are are turning out to be
Yeah, that's what he was like. I believe he's referring to I don't think the our space
No, he's literally talking shit about bark, but trying to subliminally subliminally say it about the space
But this is directed literally at bark
All bark nobody
These videos are hilarious
That dude's reaching for the sky like
It doesn't even know he's sleeping but reaching for the sky
Love it. Please watch the video that someone posted. I'm a pennant right now
Hold on. This one is great
Now guys I do I don't want to excite anybody in this room
But I do have verbal confirmation in the DM's
Also gonna be included in all contracts
What do you guys think of having Eva Savaggio as the ring girl for the fight? Oh
My god spam the hundred emoji if you want that
Give me the thumbs down emoji if you want Lizzo to be the ring girl
Then leave the space
Now I'm not talking about Lizzo on stage
Like the singer Lizzo or the singer Lizzo the singer Lizzo I thought you were talking about the motherfucker on the stage
Yeah, was now being a ring girl an option
Yo, not for nothing, but Lisa will bring a lot of people
Like you don't know you know, I'm right
You guys see the pin video
In this space are so creative yo quick too quick robo he goes
Yeah, I don't know he goes loyal to Alex bro
Bark you saw boheka did oh
Man yo barks finally like standing up to the one from bully
This is your moment bark right now
Web who do you want to win be for real be for real? Who do you want to win?
No for real. I would like to see bark win. Like I really would because
I just would find it like very
ironic that these two took it that far and then this guy was willing to train and
Actually learn how to whip somebody to ask and do it
Yo bark, don't put all this time and energy into this shit and not whip his ass like you're gonna paid even even if
It's coming out of this contract and it's just money invest
Yo, don't pay that much bread and not be able to whip somebody's ass
Please just be able you should be able to whip everybody's ass on web 3 by the time you don't this year for real
Like even my ass you should be able to whip my ass bark for real
Fine and books his ass at the same time
Who who could whip our ass at the same time?
No, I'm saying by the time bark is done with this shit
That's like the level I expect from him like he should be that's what I want
Why what I want is the confidence like big time from him, bro
Like if he's confident himself and you know, if you ever look at wrestlers, bro
You ask a wrestler right now you go up to any random like college or senior high school wrestler and you ask them
Like yo, can you take Connor McGregor in a one-on-one fight?
They will tell you yes
The motherfuckers are the most cocky and confident people you will ever meet in your life and when you have that energy, bro
You know you
As long as you're humble, you're unstoppable, man. I'm telling you right now
Telling you I feel like going in New York is a must-free bark
You got to just kind of get a little bit with that gritty and you need it
He's over there in Medellin
Fucking around with knives and fucking sticks and all kinds of wild shit. You need to get a little wild, too
I think New York is is the place for that
Just a different energy. Not everybody's shaking your hand and happy and smiling at you
But everybody's about their business, especially you get into a gym over there. That's a product deal
That is a fact deal
can't deny that guys I have just put a
Ben and Jerry's ice cream into the
five seconds
into the microwave
Hopefully, I don't melt it too much
Nice and moist. Anyway, I'm preparing for the fight myself
I got to prepare my fingers my hands because I'm gonna do a lot of counting of money
Don King is ready to go Bob Arum, whatever you want to call him
Might even change Shibo's name to Leonard Ellerby
That's the guy that's what Mayweather with the funny Cartier glasses diamonds and shit always on them
We're ready to get this fucking fight rocking boys. We're ready to go. We're ready to go. I
Got to get in contact with Dana White power slap power slaps a fucking joke. Yo power slap is a joke
Straight up
I'm working on a happy dad
sponsorship for bark
They might not want to sponsor bark they might want to sponsor his opponent because he's got a beer belly
So maybe we got to work on the phone again that sponsorship I'm bark, what do you want the happy dad sponsorship bark
We got two offers on the table currently in the DM
Listen I've got prime energy drink in my DMS. I've got happy dad in my DMS. Which one are we doing?
Hold on happy dad comes with a moon pay. Whoa
Happy dad and moon pay so far then the other one is prime and ledger
Which one do you want bad?
I'm happy dad, bro. Happy. That's a big deal
Should we wait on more offers, I think so I
Want a product that can get behind it? Fuck it. We'll wait on some more offers. I want a product. I can get behind
You know, why are we gonna pay on more offers?
Maybe something like this maybe some pomade. No hair wax like erectile dysfunction
Peroni's some Peroni's disease partnerships. You got the bend
Salmon some like salmon fishing company. Yo, look I'm worried about kicking his goddamn ass
That's what I'm worried. You can worry about the sponsors books. I know you'll do a great job
Web is gonna sit up here and all day. He's gonna be like the grandpuck figure
I think we got to get rid of web at this point. Yeah, I agree, dude
He's doing he's like it's like a compliment followed by like followed by some like weird ass like
Challenge to yeah, but but you know, I've been looking it out. It's like I really think you win. It's like dude
Whose team were you on dude?
Breezy is just I've become the new creeps like I'm Joe and Dom for breezy. Yeah
Yeah, you want a yes, man bark. Do you want a yes, man, because they're so breezy is right there for you
Did you tell me like yo bark if you're gonna go through all this like you better win like no shit Sherlock
Of course, I'm gonna win. All right, of course. I need you need you need somebody to deem
so deep you need this web energy back so I could piss you off and
You'll try to back to earth. Yeah, that kind of center me center to ground me. Yo, what's it?
Why do I got to go to New York? What the hell's in New York? What?
There's being around it. Yeah
Yeah, yo mark what makes a lot of sense
No, you want to listen
Yeah, that's that's 100% effect or you want to be around that like even if you look at like fighters from London
They even go to like New York for like two weeks in there in their camps
well, you go to like certain gyms out there are good and
Not just the certain gyms
But it's like good to be in that environment bro, like more of like seeing hardship and stuff like that
You need that grit
Your book deep down guys guys guys guys real quick real quick real quick
You know when when your wallet for dojanals?
Doesn't show your your coins your b-bit doesn't show your NFTs. How long does that usually take a couple hours sometimes?
Yeah, one time it was like a whole day
One time it was like overnight, but right now there's an issue, right?
Probably. Yeah, if you go to ordinals wallet don't import your wallet. There's been an issue for a while
You don't see it unless you go to the Chrome extension or that
Yeah, just copy your wallet address and the doggy market or that too
Or copy it to ordinals wallet
But books who do you want to win like deep down who do I want to win deep down?
Yeah, I want the underdog to win deep down
You know I'm beating him on the pole and there's a lot of votes on this pole, too
You see the pole to be real like I want both of them to win. Yo, you know more about more about the money
But everyone loves an underdog when yo like it bar comes out bro and proves everyone wrong. That's a fucking can't beat that bro
I love a good underdog
Who am I proven wrong?
the numbers aren't lying
62% for now. Yeah, but that's from just this space park like and then once we get like somebody by people that
That background of the holders of this you analytic dogs that listen to this space every day. Yeah, but they're all new listen
We've seen Alex act like a psychopath and fucking train and do all these things
You're in the dark court like nobody knows what you really do like you say you walk out list, but we can't see it
The proof is in the pudding. It's putting fucking work
Gotta put out training videos. I know we got to find a we got to find a hybrid solution
I'll come out to New York, but I can't be I can't be
Well, how do I move out there?
No, no, no, no, no. Who's out here, bro. Just come out here. This is a camp
So you could just experience that for the camp, bro
What just walk around New York City everything go just be in that atmosphere train in that atmosphere everything, bro
everything
Like bar bar bar you come out here you come out here you do what you got to do out here
You turn you turn that fucking whatever mop you have on your head into some fucking cornrows or dreadlocks, bro
You'll start speaking with a Jamaican accent and shit. That's we want that kind of energy bar. That's what we're told I do that
I was about to shave it all off. So like should I cornrow it? Yo, that's that energy, bro
You're gonna come back with that energy. You're gonna come back telling people
All kinds of crazy shit, bro. That's what we want. We want that energy
We don't want that corny white boy basic corny basic white boy from from the Midwest, bro
Like there's no fun there. No, I mean, dude, I can like I can still learn the time
I want people to be like yo, that motherfucker pulled up with big dick energy
It's the New York City Brooklyn energy bro out of your comfort zone
You can prove to yourself like yo, I can survive
Somewhere where I don't want to be like outside of a cabin in the fucking woods like I'm in the real like real gritty
Yeah, yeah, listen away. I think yeah, yo
This advice is watching movies and moving to the fucking moving in a goddamn New York
This just doesn't sound like the right kind of shit. I need to just get a trainer right and good diet
Well all that core there in Ohio
Yo, don't tell him what you're doing. Yeah, exactly
But yeah, the mental side is really fucking important
Mark most importantly right now is making this happen bro making this happen, bro
The last thing you want to do is step into that fight and be worried about what's gonna happen
You just want to be able to just go
No, I wouldn't be worried today. I wouldn't be worried today
I'm not worried about the outcome like I'm not worried about getting hurt. I'm worried about kicking his ass and winning
Like she always says proper preparation
Rules if it was no rules that there was no rules. I think I think I'd beat his ass right now
Like honestly, there's no
You know, no rules and I'd be exact you I got I do
Yeah, he's got like
Yeah, dude. He's got like Abercrombie and fits with you. Like that's not stopping anything that I'm bringing to him
What is Abercrombie and such physique?
Like like you're just you just don't eat food and have a six-pack skinny fat. And yeah, and you wear a $30 cologne and
And I'm way too much at it
Tell me that guy's not spraying 30 quits of cologne. He's like, I don't need a shower today. I'll just do a lot of cologne
He was so there was holes and I pokes last night anything goes I guess
Yo books you got a fight 50 man, I've seen him on the timeline talking shit about bit boys fight
So like yo, you got it. You gotta take him out
Dude yo like that. Yo, you cannot talk shit about anybody that wet in that fucking ring yesterday
That's so disrespectful homie
And if you do you better get in there yourself
Yo fitting real that would be a great fight books versus fitting
That I'd love to see that city is not that real nice guy wouldn't yeah, he would never
He's too nice
Would love to see it though. I would yeah, I would love to see somebody beat his ass. I would love it
So so so books, I mean what what's the what's the neck? What's the next step?
We got the train. We're lining up the trainer. We're lining up the dietitian the whole regimen
I can't I got I got to be celibate celebrate or whatever. I gotta do that
I gotta watch Rocky. What else do I need to be doing right now?
You know, we're realizing absorbing
Learning what you're gonna do to this motherfucker Alex in that ring and just focus on that and you're training and all that shit
You order that ball I told you to get
Yeah, but dude it's the ball I mean how big is it a deal is a ball that's very big very big dude
You want that your hand eye coordination everything?
I'll get a tractor tire. We're gonna be able to hit that button. You'll know when you hit it cuz they just fall
The bark like the UFC puts out like a YouTube series that shows like inside of a fighter's camp
They go pretty in-depth like you should watch some of those. I used to go up to
The vlogs, you know, yeah go up into some like I used to go up to Big Bear with a lot of my friends that
Thought and train with them up an altitude
So that's another good thing you can do
Definitely don't want to go to Big Bear, bro. You want to go out to Big Bad Brooklyn, bro
That's where you want to go telling you can do both
Now is not listen you gotta get to the city where I'm telling you that gives you an attitude of swag
That you're you know, you're undefeatable
Undefeatable when you have that that energy like yo, I've been through it. I fucked around with some
Why don't they allow takedowns and ground and pound? I didn't understand
Oh, that's what bothered me the most like I like seeing people like they don't even let you wrestle. It's like
Come on. I feel like they're trying to make it different than the UFC. I
Just think some people I mean half of them probably don't know shit about Jesus
So it'd be there'd be a lot of smaller guys just fucking up bigger guys. Just like Gracie used to back in the day
Down but if it's not active on the ground and like make them stand up quicker like then the UFC does cuz the UFC
Will let you fuck around the ground the whole fight
Maybe you just stand them up quicker or something
Yeah, at least like if they get a takedown and you're pounding I'm like don't stand them up like they stick up
They stand them up way too quick
Oh, I feel like it'll get more aggressive as like competition gets better and shit like that
So you got to look at who was fighting? Yeah, for sure. It's only gonna get better and better
I'm definitely this is gonna blow up during the bowl
Like this could be an opportunity for a lot of like up-and-coming fighters that are in web 3
Yo, and there's a huge correlation between like fighters and web 3 and crypto and there's a lot of people that are into
MMA just fans and all that shit in the space. So i'm gonna get my friend. That's a UFC fighter in here right now
Yo, everyone tagged Fabio at buffalo MMA 8
Hold on let's do this. Let's get them in here. Uh, who do you guys want to be the ring girl?
So we can add it in the contract
Yo, I thought no girls and shit. No the ring girl
Yeah, what's the ring girl? The one that just has that thing hanging like showing the yeah. Okay. Got you
Yeah, bro. Eva 100 percent. Yeah, like brother. Who's the competition?
You know even incoming audience is getting paid and and yo, she's not coming out and she's getting paid big time
We got a good budget. Yo next fight. She Eva's coming out. What you paying her love?
No, no, we gotta get Eva there. I want to know who Eva thinks is gonna win
Is it gonna be bark or is it gonna be alex?
That's what I want to know
And then the the ring sign the sign should say GM and each round on it
Yo, that's genius
That is genius
Eva spam the hundred emoji if you think bark spam the thumbs up emoji if you think alex
Let's see where Eva's putting her money
I don't need her neutral
Let's go let's go fuck yeah
Yo bark, it seems like you're struggling a little bit with this whole celibacy
Um bark no longer
Bark yo bark you got to win this fight
Yo, that's just not going to be easy
But look throughout the whole the biggest win is the person that will come out on the other side of this
I'm scared of that person
The version of bark that comes out after this training and this this celebrity sabbalaki or whatever it is
And the the training and the cryo if you want scary motherfucker, i'm gonna be walking around nft events then
Man i'm rolling up with this squad
It'd be like a fucking we'll be a weapon dude. We'll get breezy training as well
We'll get the whole crew training and we'll build our own little fight crew
And build up this whole industry. I think there's a lot of potential here last night
Show me the potential books
This isn't just some fun little experiment. This is a this is an industry ready to happen, yo
I agree with that because you can see like regular people who are just into it go at it too
It doesn't have to be somebody famous for it
Like well, I mean obviously their influence or types, but um, it's still fun to watch regular people that don't typically
Fight like that fight
yo last night was
It was so funny the funnest watch
It was so fun to watch
Oh, I don't even want lisa. Joe. I could tell you who lisa joe wants to win without asking her
Hey, yeah, lisa who wins the fight alex or bark?
I think to be honest, I think I think bark would win the fight
Oh bro, you just broke you just broke alex's heart. No, what he's got a bigger build but
But yo, you guys are all turning on fucking alex now
That's crazy. I don't think this is my deal
I don't know lisa joe just dm'd alex and said yo, I said bark because I was on stage
But I really know it's you
No, I I think bark would be afraid to mess up his face and stuff
Like I feel like he's he doesn't have the passion that we got it that we got to work on
That's a fact that's what I was worried about
That's the problem is bark is a lover not a fighter and alec
He just is so fucking nitty gritty like
Like passionate that he would want to fuck somebody up like that's the difference between that's what we need bark to figure out
And sell a shit. I think bark needs a year to prepare to be honest
I think this 90 day bullshit is too short
And why do like mma type style just do fucking straight up boxing with gloves?
Like that's what I think too many rules too many rules, you know for them
Listen if alex was a professional fighter. Yeah bark would need a year
to prepare
90 days is more at least eight weeks
Eight to 16 weeks with at least eight weeks of preparing mark needs to learn fundamentals though
You know alex is over in columbia right now. Like I need to get a fighter
He's already searching for his fighter like a trainer. Do you know that right?
I think his friend that's with him for a trainer
If not, he has somebody now and he's getting all crazy
It's his friend that's with him
Oh, well, there you go
Why don't you hit up keith berry, I mean he's in the uh, he's in the diagonal dogs now
Man, he got his eye poked out. Yeah, that was a fucking shame
That was bogus man, and then and then that guy fucking like haunting the camera while he was getting patched up. That was just
Very un unprofessional. I didn't like to see that
He was acting as if he won
Like there's one thing we got to admit that that guy though
Was not a professional fighter and pulled up and
Faced a professional fighter. So we also got to give him credit. Yeah, that's a fact. That's a fact
He did win he did win which is no contest
But I mean, yeah, I've never seen any no contest where you win
Like that was the most fucked up thing i've seen
They shouldn't have called the fight. They should have let him get patched up and then let them continue to fight
Like keith didn't want to end the fight
Oh, I know so sad didn't even fucking know he was bleeding at all like that one guy called timeout and he was like
What what's going on? And he's like, dude, you're like
No, there was something weird about that almost like they told him hey y'all poke his eye
He looked at just gotta get in there poke his eye and we're gonna give you the win like yo, that was weird
Yo, that was not the same thing. That motherfucker's been practicing that jab with the thumb open dude
Something was up with that bro. Something was up with that
And then right before that happened right before that happened
They were like looking at hit that glove and saying his glove was like coming undone too
So it was just kind of weird all together
But I I was thinking that too because like you said keith is an actual ufc fighter
Like if he wanted to he could have put that dude down in the heartbeat
So it could have been very weird, bro. Very weird. That whole situation was super weird, bro
He got done so dirty. It's not even funny, man
Yeah, yeah, especially when that guy was like timeout timeout, like he was just fucking up the whole momentum
You know what i'm saying? Like so you can't say time out in the middle. Yeah, what the fuck is the fucking fight?
Everyone was so confused the announcers were like did he do all the time out like yeah
Yo, keith berry goes you can't do that and keith was cool
He was cool by like he was being mellow and even after the fight you'd think cool like i'd be pissed
I would have wanted to keep fighting
That was on the ref though, too
Like if if you were in an actual ufc fight and they saw that kind of blood coming out of your eye
they they would have paused the fight as a
official regulator but that
That regulator and ref they had didn't didn't really know what he was doing
From what I could tell
Yeah, that whole shit was weird, bro. He definitely
That should have been no contest game over or they should have patched it up and let him fight again
That was definitely not give him a win dude, I can't believe they gave him a win
I didn't even think they gave him a win. I thought it was a no contest. That was guys guys
That was highway robbery when there's gambling involved. There's highway robbery involved and yo think about it the one fight
Where it's someone that was an actual professional fighter. Just think about that
You got done dirty bro. You got done dirty for money for money for sure
All the money they were gonna lose from everything else or losing they made it back from that one fight
Because everyone took the professional ufc fighter
It's a no-brainer guys
Yeah, he was favored by like 79 percent. It was high higher than that at some point I think
Oh my god, those are the rules
Bark had me rolling when you said who do you want to sponsor you? He said fucking lulu lemon
I'm like, that's a hanko in this fight. He's saying lulu lemon
Who do you think uh, who do you think alan? Yo, i'm throwing people up. Lisa. Joe. Lisa. Joe. Lisa. Joe
What are you here on stage? He's going for the expensive shit here on stage and what you see on the
What you hear on stage and what you what goes on in the background are two very different things
Hey, I love lulu lemon, but lulu lemon. Come on. You couldn't have picked somebody else
Really, who do you think alex wants to sponsor him?
The the ambulance
Fucking the red cross
He's gonna need him
White claw
Yeah, for no pen. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, painkiller academy and painkiller anything to take the pain away when I knock his ass out
Simple is that a stretcher company something, you know
Life alert the red cross from columbia
Yeah, you need to focus on getting smothered
Like like training on getting smothered where like he's just you can't smother right?
Yeah, you can where like smothered when I say smothered it's not getting on top of you and beating the shit out of you
It's that person that is like
Just constantly putting pressure like from what right when the bell rings are coming at you
With with wild punches like you need to learn how to
Yeah, that's all he's got that's all he's got I know for a fact dude
I know for a fact I seen him on the treadmill seen him on the elliptical
Like six minutes and going five miles an hour and he tapped out
So he's gonna be and he can't get in that shape
He can't he can't get in that level of shape in that short amount of time. I know for a fact that's how he's gonna fight
So so it's probably but it's only two minutes do two two rounds two
How long is the break 30 seconds brother?
But that two minutes is the longest two minutes of your life. You need to remember that
How long is the break in between two minutes feels like two hours? You probably get like a minute. I don't even think it's that long
Not even I think it's 30 seconds a minute or less
Yeah, and you get you get gassed fast man, like you'd be surprised how quickly your body
Starts to just feel like tired when you're fighting. I don't think bark is gonna get gassed fast
Bro like uh, no no offense to to bark, but like you're gonna get gassed bro
You are gonna get gassed. He's got like as in as in like
Third round you're gonna feel tired, but you just have to push past that but as long as you train like and prepare yourself for that
That that's what's key, you know
And that's why it's good to prep up to that if you train bark for like five minute rounds
You're gonna do five you'll be fine and train for three to five minute rounds. They're only doing two
Will be light work. You're gonna have an adrenaline fucking rush because it's a fight
That's what happens. But if you can learn how to control certain things, you'll be fine. You'll be fine
Yeah, you will be fine. You know, what if what twitter space do you guys know? Let me ask you guys a question
What twitter space do you guys know?
That has a professional ufc fighter
Is it like right? He's an active
Ufc fighter on his stage right now. Who else could you say could do that?
Ladies and gentlemen, we got bobby. Oh the motherfucking bull
Buffalo sha ramp. What up my guy? What's up, brother? How's it going?
Bro, how we training this guy? What are we doing?
Are we what are we doing boxing or karate because I see you guys tagging karate combat
Did you watch karate combat last night? Of course. I watched a few fights. I didn't get to see uh
The bit boy whatever his name is though. I stopped watching. I I thought I missed it until I woke up
Well, bro, he did well. He did well
He looked he looked uh
he looked sloppy but
That that's what happens when you've never fought before and and that's what you're gonna look like gassed and just you know
fish out of water
We gotta get bark. So we're getting bark and shilling bill and are fighting each other bark versus alex
And just like the bit boy fight, it's going to be karate combat
What do you think we should do for training?
um a lot of bag work
um and working with a padman that actually knows what he's talking about not some guy from fucking
The ufc gym that's never fought before
You know like some of these influencers are getting these random ass coaches to corner them and stuff like that
Get if you get an actual fighter or an actual coach
To help you you it'll it'll help you go
So far in such a short time if you're even a little bit athletic, it'll it'll help
Let's get it you hear that bark
Yo, how do you know if a coach is legit or not because i'm seeing online there's so many of these guys but
I'm as legit as it comes bark. That's all you need bro
Yeah, but where are you at?
I'm in Florida
But uh, no
To tell how good a coach is just you can tell by the way they talk in their swagger
Um and and just look their fucking name up, you know
And all their information will come up in the fight game of what they've done and stuff like that, you know
Mark I'll I'll help you with that. So will fabio yo and like there's some pad work guys that just charge too much money because
You know, they they do pads for gervonta davis and fucking devin haney
So those are like out of the question
But yo, and i'm telling you right now yo in new york
There's definitely really really good pad work people when it comes to where where do you live bark?
Taiwan he's from where logan paul's from though
Yeah, yeah i'm from ohio
There's some there's some gyms out there
I'd have to go boxing but like maybe oh you're talking about matt browns. Jim. Uh, well matt browns gym and then um
Steepage gym deepaemia. Yo, yo, but I really like matt browns. Jim. Yo, is it not better just to focus on boxing?
um, well if you're doing karate you would want some kind of like
Some kind of help with your kicking because you don't want to go out there looking like an idiot trying to throw kicking hurting yourself
Yeah, bar can you like are you are you uh?
Here he is
Yeah, he is
Yeah, he is. So yeah
Especially shin kicks bro like the low kicks
Not fun at all
Are you are there any?
restrictions against the type of strikes that you can use because it's not it sounds like you need to train muay thai no
No, definitely. All right, you know, it needs to train bark needs to train tai kwon do
Unboxing and the problem with tai kwon do is
It's very hard to find a tai kwon do trainer
That isn't going to start you from the bottom and treat it like you're just going to karate lessons, bro
This is not karate or tai kwon do lessons. This is learning everything in the matter of eight weeks
That's why I suggest boy time if you can
If you can learn one good kick and and uh to to stomp that out
It's not muay thai muay thai is completely different than karate
It's like uh, because some of the rules that are in muay thai are not allowed in karate
And like that's what I was wondering
Yes, I think I think it's certain knees I don't think you can throw elbows in karate
Yeah, so like it's it's a lot different
And I if I were you I would work on my hands and learn one good kick
One really good kick that's going to be effective and just use your boxing
Piece them up with the boxing throw a couple kicks who the who the people watching so the judges are like, all right
This dude's active. He's doing this. He's doing his shit
and that's all that's really really matters, especially in the influencer scene like
It's it's it's gonna take you a long way
Boxing just a little bit of and even like in the grappling exchanges like learning learning some clinch work as well
Because you you you get tied up a lot learning some dirty boxing stuff like that
Mark you need like a good front snapping kick
You need a good roundhouse kick and you need good checks when they're going to like when it goes to kick at your shins
You need to learn how to check that
And block it with your with your legs
Is there not is there not a teacher or not a not a coach that would understand this fighting style
instead of blending it with two different coaches
There definitely is but
For me from experience I always
train at a boxing gym because it's totally different from
MMA boxing and like kickboxing boxing, you know what I mean?
It's it's like a it's a different art and um, if you learn regular boxing you'll learn a lot of
A lot from it and it'll it'll help your kickboxing because you'll you can throw kicks
Not even setting it setting it up if you learn, you know what I mean?
Because boxing teaches you distance and it also like helps your muscle stamina
With throwing punches
Yo, and you want to be able to have good punches
I see Fabio
I took a look at his page and see how he
Throws quick hands right at the chin
You want to be able to do that because it's hard to hit somebody's chin
It's hard to even knock somebody out
Like it really is so you can't you know, you can't even go on into thinking you're going to knock them out
Yo, someone accidentally listened to dojo no doctor 1500 whoever's hungry go get it
Right now
Yo, so so how do I
How do I again, how do I know who's the book she said you're going to be able to
help me find
The coach who's not shitty and shit like that
Where's everyone going to get that dude? Yeah, yeah, if he can't if he can't I can
A lot of people in uh different areas
Yeah bark you're gonna be straight bro, you've got some really really good people around you bro cool
We're gonna get this right man. Stop. Don't listen to none of this
You need jujitsu training and y tie kickboxing, but that's a whole other world with different rules and
Again, but there's a lot of people in this space that talk and don't know what the fuck they're talking about
Yeah, you know some of them most of them played UFC the game UFC four or whatever and they think that they know how to fight
Yeah, fabio. What about like way and shit like if i'm 190
And do like power lifting stuff. Does that matter at all?
um, like apply it it it helps if you're if you guys are fighting and you're not cutting any weight and
You don't have to lose any weight to fight
Are you gonna have to lose weight? I'm 200. I'm 200. I got
90 days. I think cut 10 pounds. That's that's that's a cakewalk. You could do that in an hour
The like you so realistically what you want to do if you're gonna weigh in
the week of the fight is just
Kind of lean off carbs run and sweat you'll lose you'll lose it all you lose like five six pounds
Just sweating so sitting in the sauna running and shit like that. That's what I do, you know, even riding a bike too
Yeah, you know, I think we're gonna have to cut so like one
I think we're gonna have to cut to like 185
What'd they say 185 i'm like i'm like 200 like between 195 and 200
So I think we have to cut to 185
Yeah, that's it's not bad at all. Just run. I got I got 90 days to do it
Yeah, and i'm not worried about that. I've been here before for
for lots of reasons, so
Yeah, but the strength part doesn't really play into it, right like that doesn't even matter
Um, I mean it it it's certain certain things certain exercises
Helps and it does it's never a bad thing to be strong
Um, but if you know how to use the strength that's more important like learning how to throw proper punches
And getting the proper snap, you know what I mean? So like shit like that will help
Um, but if you're not utilizing it correctly, it don't mean shit, you know
I've seen a lot of strong people try to fight and they look like idiots
Yo Fabio, when's your next fight?
Working working on it. Uh, i've had four fights fall through in the past two years. So
I'm I was supposed to fight next month
But the guy i'm supposed to fight is he he doesn't want to fight in the cold. So he wants to wait till may so
I'm I'm literally like just training and and if a call comes i'm gonna take it
Can we get you in the uh in this karate combat or no because of the ufc?
I'm i'm not in the ufc anymore
You're done. So i'm actually trying to I just hit up the uh promoter for karate combat because I want to fight their uh
Heavyweight champ, uh sam alvi
Oh, that would be amazing
My god, you will win that fight bro
Yeah, he's he's
I got some I got some grudge on him because he cheated against my buddy. We gotta make it happen. We gotta make it happen, bro
We got don king right here don king of web 3 folks might might be able to you know
Put the word I can't don king Fabio. I can't don king Fabio, but I will don king Fabio. Listen
We gotta get Fabio or doge an old dog though
You have one Fabio or no
I I think I talked to uh
Somebody in here about this. So the day of the of the mint I had my girl because I was
In school doing something for security and I had my girl on the computer like ready to to click
Confirmed and as soon as she did that shit sold out
Damn, you were whitelisted, right?
You weren't?
I thought you were here for all that. I don't know why
Now who you think's gonna win barker shilling
He ain't gonna he don't want to say
Yo, say it it's not gonna hurt my feelings or it's not gonna hurt his feelings Fabio who's gonna win bro barker alex
Can't find it. No, he'll say he'll say he'll say he said i'm gonna what when you punch him through the phone
He's not afraid
What do I need to do to win
Yeah, he's rugged he would say it he's rugged yeah
Yo, I just need to get that I need to get that premium training
And the cornrows all that shit celibate and rots watch the rocky movie
Diet's on check already
And um, and then we just go from there
We go for I need the good training i'm not you know, you know, silly villains getting fucking
He's getting dollar general training from that one, dude
Who's about to get on a flight because someone talks shit to him on the internet
That's who he's getting training from so I know what i'm up against
He's just he's just like I said just
Worked the boxing one good kick and and he's never fought before so it's like what do you have to lose?
You know what I mean?
Well, whoever wins is gonna talk shit for the rest of their life basically, so there's that
Oh, yeah, yeah, they'll never hear the end of it until rematch. Yeah until until another fight somebody's gonna want to rematch
at some point
Bark is never going to yeah, he's not gonna give up neither is the other one
Neither one of them are gonna give up. You know, they're both gonna be too
The whole space gonna talk shit like he you know
You gotta go in that shit as if you won already you have to win that fight
We might need a fight every year from bark and alex just because they're gonna talk so much at all times
Bark and alex are the new
Dustin Poirier and just and connor mcgregor
The new diaz and connor mcgregor
They're just gonna keep fighting each other
Bark we gotta get started homie. You gotta get started
I love how inspired bark got from watching the shit last thing bark already got more resources than anyone
He's got a ufc fighter giving him advice
Think about it
Lfa fighting champion at 205. Well, this is as good as it gets
bark, you never want to fight at 205 or 200 pounds, bro
I'll tell you right now that division is too difficult
Yeah, web web weighs more than 200 and web does not want to fight at 205
Web's pants be falling down as he walks i'm going down to
180 just where you are too bark, don't you web will be without bending over web's ass crack is out like a plumber, bro
Poor guy with squeaky sneakers, bro
But we gotta get web and shames
We gotta we gotta do I gotta set up the web and mcbobo fight bro. Yeah
Yo, first it's uh, it's uh, it's a scrimmage in basketball and then the fight web or what do you want to do first either or
We could fight on the basketball court like
See now it's getting it's gonna get huge bro. I already feel it
Don't let web get in shape either. Like because then it's a problem
Imagine web
Web web's that little fat bully in high school like what are you doing web?
Nothing, we gave up. I gave up pork for lint and you see him fucking stuffing stuffing hands
My whole life 185 so like
185 in high school, bro. Don't tell me all right
Web web poor web, bro
From boston. I'm from boston food. I'm gonna feel bad for me
La Sur I'm a surreño man
Webb says he's from boston, but he's really from like some known
I was born at st. Elizabeth's hospital. Don't tell me
Where's that? I was raised in archdale projects. Nobody even knows what that is, bro. Yeah
I know. It's like an apartment in massachusetts, bro
Yeah, me too. Where where?
Well, I live in wister right now, but i'm from boston wister
Yeah, I live in wister. Yes
Why do you remember?
Because this is where my job is or my job was um and where I happen to be in life
What the fuck I didn't choose to be here is where I was
I grew up. I grew up like 20 minutes outside of uh, wister and rent them
Oh, I know all about on them
Well, i'm not from wister so books is just web web if we set up you versus fabio you down
I mean if I could train but he's gonna fuck me up
Stop it. Stop it. Don't hit me up, bro. I'll tell you that right now. He will
I'm not gonna say i'ma beat a professional fighter's ass, but I ain't afraid to fight. Nobody
So like that's the thing if he's gonna beat my ass he's gonna beat my ass i'll take an ass roll for two
Fabio beat your ass with one leg tied to one arm video, bro. I see his hands. They're nice
Fabio definitely got them hands. Yo
We need to do that. Sam alvin. Bro. He will
He will whoop sam alvey's ass. Yo, are they down for it fabio you think or no?
I don't know. I just I just hit them up today. So i'm gonna spring the idea but I uh
So I they posted something about sam alvey and I tweeted like i'd love to fight him and he liked it. So
Yo, everybody
Yo, everyone tagged karate combat in the bottom, right?
And the co-founder. What was the co-founder's handlebar?
President brown or something donna brown or something. Maybe no the other one the larping one
The larp sorry only larping guys only larping at only larping
O-n-l-y-l-a-r-p-i-n-g
Tag that and the karate combat page
We need to make that sam alvey fight happen
We need to make bark and shill and villain happen
Damn yo king ankh got married
Know like it happened today. Yep
It's not fake right I know he posted a bunch of no, it's not fake shebo
I don't know me in the dms today. He told me this today today
I just saw the post the picture
Congrats. Yeah, his uniform looks proper man. I didn't know he's in the marine corps
Know we need to get that mf her in the ring with somebody
He's in the marine corps and he's fucking like decorated, right?
Yeah, there's like so many ribbons i'd have to look what they are but it looks like it
Yeah, that's amazing. Yo
What a legend bro. Good for him, man. I'm so stoked to see that bro. He's such a good man. I like that guy
Looks great, but they both look great. Yo good for them, man. This is amazing
I'm retweeting that
Yo, everybody raid that post bro. Show him fucking love let him get more engagement on this post than he ever got before
That's amazing. Yo, god bless him, yo
Everyone tag karate combat and only larping yo, we need to make this happen. Ladies and gentlemen, this is big
This right here is big
Sam alvie's about to get his ass beat
Bark meta is about to prove everybody wrong. Yo
Bark you there. Yo, what's up? You see the guy in the requests?
Yeah, check out his profile. What about it? Just click on his profile. Look at it
Is that him what the fuck bro
Yeah, where do these crackheads come from I thought you meant I thought you meant that's my opponent
I thought it was for oh man. Imagine dude. It probably is
No, I don't like that. No, not him but something just like that
Let's see here
Want to hear from the ring girl right now
Let's get the ring girl up here
Maybe the ring girl's got some info for us
Yo, if we could get you think we could get Fabio and this dude to fight on the same night in vegas that bark
And alex fight. Yeah, we can
Like really hype that shit up
We can yo we can we can and it would be awesome if they like if we got fabio embarked together in a camp
Yo, that would be fucking dope and shit now we're cooking
I trust fabio because yo fabio you went like from nothing to something, right?
Like you weren't a fighter you decided one day you're gonna fight and just went in right? Yeah, I started at 21
You guys hear this? That's fucking awesome, man
Yo, and fabio been nothing but loyal yo from the day I fucking found his account or he found mine
but i'm gonna tell y'all right now like
Defy apes like ever he was just fucking loyal as fuck, but i'll do anything for this cause bro. I got a defy apes tattoo
No, you don't. Yeah. Yeah, I swear bro. I didn't see that. No, he like just got it. He just got it
Yeah, well dude, it was like six months later, but i'm following through when the tattoo is when the tattoo is done
It is done. You want to you want a dog instead homie? That shit that shit is
What do you want?
Send him both send him both. Yes in the boat. Yo this dude, bro
He was he wanted to wear defy apes his fight and everything man. This guy's a he's a real one man
He's a real one and people
Yo, people need to recognize the real ones in this space man. Someone like fabio
You want him helping you with your project and all that stuff?
This guy's this guy's a different story, man. You know, you gotta fight bro. You need a sponsorship. You know who to come to
We make some shit happen here
Don king let's go. That's a fact
Yo books, I feel like you're thriving in this environment
Like you're meant to be a a fighting man to be don king
I ain't gonna lie to you guys. It's my dream. Y'all like that alley. No, I swear to god. Yo, yo guys guys
I swear to god. That's my dream
Yo, that's my dream. I swear to god like I look at that alley of the lessee's motherfucker, bro
And like I I could do what he does times a hundred bro, it drives me nuts, bro. It drives me nuts like that
Him and his partner his partner don't even speak english, bro
And they're the biggest fucking managers in the ufc that shit drives me crazy, bro
Ali abdulaziz don't even fucking speak english, bro
Think about it
And they manage the best fighters though, and they take mad bread mad
Mad bread mad, bro. Yeah, my last manager. I had to pay him a lot
Yo, they ever approach you or not
Yeah, I I get manager like I I get managers that DM me all the time
Like asking Ali Ali ever approach you or talk to you. Nah, I I stay away from
Him a long time ago because i've just heard nothing but like really bad shit, you know
Yo, a lot of people hate him bro
A lot of people hate him
That you know, he's like it's like some goon shit too, right like some mafia he has yeah, it's like it's it's it's sketchy
You know, um, no one knows for sure
But like there's a lot of speculating and like people saying shit that just like and like when you think you're like damn
This looks this looks very fishy, you know, the way he moves is is not okay
But they jump people they do crazy shit, right? Yeah, but he's making he's making his fighters money
So like at the end of the day, it's like that's all that matters. But how much is he getting in return?
You know a lot bro a lot. I never saw him wear
The same shit and it's always like a fucking twenty thousand dollar outfit like some crazy shit, bro
His house looks crazy
If you look at his pictures in the background and just his history is even crazy, bro
Like all the shit that connor exposed
Yo guys, you guys remember when connor exposed
Ali Abdul Aziz in the in the press conference for
Yeah, and he was like, oh you dagas dannies have glass jaws you got chased off of cliff's mate you remember all that
And a lot of people just kind of like shucked it off like it was nothing
But like all this shit connor was saying was legit, you know, i'll give you guys a little
thing that nobody knows
And where connor got all that information from
Conners like security like head of security is right him and that big ass motherfucker that you see him with everywhere
He goes with a beard. He's bald and always wear sunglasses is my dad's sister's son my first cousin
That motherfucker told connor everything because like that whole chased off of cliffs and all that
Like it's our culture and you really really have to know our culture to be able to
Connor what to say in the fight. So I fucking pieced all that shit together myself
That shit is crazy, bro
and that whole
Ali Abdul Aziz got caught on 9 11 with three passports and
Yo, that shit was all real. Yo, that shit was all real and to see someone
Go to the top of the fucking food chain in the mma world is crazy
Guys like i don't think you understand this but
It's like you got caught as a terrorist in 9 11 and snitched on his people
In order to stay in the united states
He was one of the terrorists boarding a flight with multiple passports on 9 11
That's what connor exposed
And now that same guy is the number one manager in the ufc
With all the top fighters all the champions under him
Justin gachie could be every literally everybody
It's like a fucking monopoly mafia that he has going and he goes and he's like a thog
Yo, he beefs with all the other managers
He beefs with five fighters don't sign his contract or agree with him
They fucking go try to jump you all kinds of crazy ass shit. Yo, it's the sickest thing
So that's that's definitely some
Some interesting stuff
Definitely some interesting stuff, dude
Very weird
Bark, you know turi you remember turi see
He's just a doggy
I was trying to bring him up earlier spanish community
He's one of us one of us. Yo shaw just tweeted that portal is going to launch at 10 dollars
Shaw that board ate the gamer guy. Yeah, of course, you'd have 10 million dollars. You know
I wish bro. I wish I wish
Trying to remain positive here
I hope bark's training right now. That's why he's quiet
Yo, this is a thing with bark bark and both bark and alex are the same way
They like something they get obsessed with it
What you want to do is get obsessed and remain consistent with it
Bark needs to start watching fight videos movies like he needs to change his whole life like how he knows suits
He needs to start understanding fighting that fucking ball that you attach to the headband with this rope on it a string on it
He needs to buy that shit and start practicing. Yo
He needs to start figuring out how to punch all that stuff now
All that stuff all that stuff is important
And he's awfully quiet he's awfully quiet right now
What do you guys think you guys think that that quietness is good or bad
Bark is definitely good. He's on he's something something cooking. I can tell he's mentally focused. He's on point dude
I'm not worried about him. B. B. I heard his opponent went into your space
Yeah, give any did he give any secrets
Anything um, I wouldn't say secret
I wouldn't say secret
It's not what you guys already don't know. I mean you guys already know we didn't tell us anything about his strategy or his technique or anything
No, no technique. He actually said, you know
He said he's gonna go he
It's pretty funny
He was just like web. Whoa. What do you think?
He's gonna try to knock bark's ass out in the first 15 seconds because he's gonna be gassed
Um, so what I think what web thinks is he wants bark to think that
He's gonna try to knock his ass out in the first 15 seconds and that he's gonna be gassed
And he's gonna try to gas you out bark. He's trying to rope a dope you
And then try to come back in the end so just knock his ass out but don't get who you're putting your money on web
If bark does the training bark
What if bark doesn't do the training Alex, what if Alex doesn't do training
And bark doesn't yeah
Web are you gonna start to go down and wait because uh, I think you're gonna fight to whip i'm starting
That's fucking go
Fuck this is so cool
Fuck this is so cool
Where you at?
Yep, six two two hundred and fifty perfect. That's not even that much weight. Well, we'll have to cut like 10 15 pounds
We're in there
Let's fucking do this you guys can do the camp together
No, not you guys know but you bought no bark and whichever one
Yo, i'm with it this could be real fun
Polly just called out bit boy. Yo, yo bark if if what what was just said is true that this dude is gonna
Give you 15 seconds and then probably gas all you really need to do is
Is box and run box and run and just piece him the fuck up and and throw a lot of body punches
And use your reach bro. You got reach advantage to think right?
Body punch body punches will will will do so much damage
And that gas tank is just gonna go out the window after a couple of good punches
Man I hope he's taking notes right now
Oh, he is he is he put thumbs up so um, yeah, he he's there now, what are we doing mik bobo?
At carne asada for web after we fight because he's gonna be hungry so you're gonna make some tacos i'm there
No carne asada as a barbecue books
Now do we have our money on mik bobo? I got my money on mik bobo
I got my money on mik bobo for sure
For sure. I already said
How do you guys
I don't think I don't think
Web has never ran from a fight in his fucking life. Web's already quitting. Web's already quitting talking about this house
Web's gonna wake up. Oh, you guys want to gaslight me too. No, we're talking about the past now
Fuck out of both
Yo, web's gonna wake up spark spark up a blunt first thing in the morning fight day he's gonna be like
You guys know how many people I've heard say they never ran from a fight before but hey everyone's got a first time
It sounds a lot like web's about to tell me when I gotta be ready for a bunch of money from this one boys
And talk a bunch of shit if bobo wants to fight me we could fight and that's it web is planning a runaway already guys
He's scared. No, he's not he's
Right now guys
Yo, yo books. I I think the next project that you guys make you guys have done nfts
You've done the crypto route meme coin, whatever it is
And you guys should just fucking make your own promotion
What should we call influencer influencer promotion?
Yo books is already on it. Yeah, I swear
I'm telling you bro. Books gotta get on that shit asap
Mcbobo promotions web mikbobo promotions
Web mikbobo uncensored
No limits no nothing no rules only
Bare knuckles bare knuckles. No
I know we got it. Yeah, we we should do that. We should do that. I'll fuck bamba. What up you fuck
Damn we got bambo already. He's bomb buzz up here like he wants a piece of web
Yeah, I love crypto bro, I love listening to you guys talk i'll be learning some shit here and there
I haven't made any money yet. So I gotta keep listening and learning
Yo, web got
That boy got bread yo, i'm listening. Ah, yo, yo, what are you doing?
I broke baby. I broke what time it is. That's it. I'm broke as shit
Who is it?
Shit, even steve wonder could see you got money
Mean money money's all relative. I don't really know what money is
Just money's just a byproduct of being good at what you know about web
I don't know anything. I honestly joined because I like learning shit and I like money
Did you watch the karate combat last night?
Yeah, bro, are you kidding me who did you didn't watch it of course I watched it but web
He wants to fight you on the next one
Oh web well, I don't know web but
Um, I think that might be a sticky web for him to fall into though. Yeah, I think it's sticky too, but
He said he never ran away before. I mean you might be his first time
Yeah, i'll slap the shit out of fans for free bro. They got the right one
We don't need to do all this like over the
On fucking spaces bullshit like for real though, like the shit ain't necessary
Professional boxers to fight regular dudes we could do it and I will fight your ass because
Whoever you think you want to but that's
Yeah, does baba need to physically see web so he can figure out if he wants to back out or not
Do you need to see him man? Fabio with these yo, come on
Motherfuckers want to fight you fight if you get knocked out you get knocked out. That's all it is. Oh
Brother nowhere
Web why are you upset with me, brother? I've said nothing to you. What's wrong. You said you would slap me, bro
Respect I said you or did I come in here and make a joke?
He said respectfully though, yeah, he did say respectfully
Okay, so that was respectful report
No, no that this shit don't bother me we could do it too
Well, I feel like you you might have
Okay, whatever you want
Bomba's not a professional boxer. He's an entrepreneur
When you gotta hit
Into the fucking ring then where are you?
You're hot, bro. I can feel you from here, bro. No homo, but calm down
Yeah, why why am I getting bullied? Why am I getting bullied by dirt right now?
I just got a message from web. Hey, he said he could feel me
No homo. I'm really trying to feel him right now. What the fuck is wrong with you? Hey, yo, web
Web, I don't really go that way brother
The best of luck in life and um, i'm sorry if I offended you because it was just a joke but um
If your name is web, you should probably put like a spider as your icon or something like that. It'd make a lot more sense
Nah, nah, nah, he had that shit
We had to get that shit off
Yo, see web the people love me bro. Why would you want to hit me? It's crazy. Oh, yo, I heard smack. That's it
I heard yeah, I was like talking smack, bro. Yeah
I'm just talking to you bro. What the fuck i'm from l.a. I'm from new york, but I live in l.a. But where are you from?
Oh, that's why you have an attitude
Y'all lost the tea party. I get it
And yo, fuck you books for cooking this shit up to piss me off and socially engineer me to get mad
Bro you acted all yourself by being a jerk. I was trying to be chill. Yeah, bumbo was being chill. I fucking love web
I'm sorry. Web's already backing out. He's not backing out
Is lisa your girlfriend or something why don't you say how big you are why why you say it like that he's ugly
That's crazy
Because I made a comment if you need to see your opponent like
Bro be real
Do you need to see your your opponent before you say yes or no to the deal? Like what's what's the deal?
Nah, you don't just show me the name
Don't show my niggas ask for real like that type of shit, bro. You don't know me. I don't know you
I'm not coming out here like y'all beat this nigga's ass. But if you want to fight bro, that's oh my god
I don't want to hear an argument about it either because I I can't because i'll get real accurate
He already got on web's head. It's over. We used for malibu's most wanted. Shut your bitch ass up
All right, then pull up bro for real because you're not about to do that. Yeah
What's your address bro tell me right now i'll dm it to you not on dm my dms is close tell me you want me to come
I'm not a broadcast in my address to everybody on the space
All right, just what state do you want to pull up? What state you live in? What state you live in? What state you live in?
Motherfucker. I already said it. I'm done talking to you. Well, boston's not a state. It's uh, I think it's the capital of the state
That's your end
You're eating across the board right now right now, hey bro web web
I'm the biggest you'll ever talk to you in your life
You see I got to deal with him all the time. So I i'm rich too
He does shit to me all the time, you know, you just got to learn how to roll with it, bro
Damn web you're gonna let him get in your head like that
Web, how Lisa your girl and she called you ugly, bro. That's crazy to me
Bro, look at books in the game
Books just sitting back
They like hell nah like nah, he cool but nah hell nah
He munching at him across the board and sitting back laughing
But um before I came in here being toxic, what were you guys talking about?
I was trying to learn some shit now
We got bark is about to fight shilling villain on the next karate combat card
And we're trying to get him prepared
Oh, that's fire bro, best of luck to you I got him set up with some
Boxers in brooklyn. They're about to work on his pad work and all that
Yo, bomba bomba with no boxers in brooklyn too
Yeah, i'm from
Yeah, i'm from new york. What what's them? You said I got them set up with charrif charrif
richardson hitchens
Pistol peak that whole crew
Yeah, peace from the bronx, but yeah, yeah, I got you I got him set up he's good
Wait, so is he all bark no bite or how's that work?
He's all bite. He's all bite little bit of bark. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, bro
Where new york bomba you are are you from you said what
Where new york? Where are you from brooklyn queens queen?
You sound cute, but you from queen. So I can't do it. Oh, he's so alive. Oh, he's so alive. Oh, you saw the boy
It's okay. All right. Yeah, no, I live in on tribeca though
Like south street seaport
Yeah, yeah, I know I know my dad works around seaport it probably it probably looked like a city area like boston to be honest
Hey, chill out, bro. Chill out. Chill out
Fuck boston. Hey, bro
Uh, just because i'm from brooklyn. I won't let you talk about my state, bro
What do you mean you think nigga you in florida?
No, I where did I live most of my life nigga? I don't fuck you though
boston bitch
Boston is crazy. All right. That's why you got a white girl. That makes sense
You got me you got me
Yo, but if web wants to fight me why he gets so quiet though, he's scared he's scared
Yeah, he's cool it off. He doesn't want to fight anybody he's kidding
Never mind. He's chill. You guys you guys put him in a corner. He was he was swinging for the fences for everyone, huh?
I don't know why he was very aggressive. He's scared
He's scared. He said before you came up. He said he never ran from a fight and now he ran from a fight
No, he would not do good in a fight
Especially if the fighter that he was fighting was a shit talker. He would not do good
Because that's crazy. He just folded so fast. Yeah, he's shook. Yo, I feel bad for web. Somebody check on his well-being
Yeah, lisa. Oh my god books. You're cooking up lisa. You need to break up with him publicly
Man get your ignorance out here. You sound thick girl. What's up? Where are you from?
I i'm old enough to be your mama bomba
I ain't mad at it. What's up?
What's up?
There ain't nothing up yo in mexico you know, you're constantly in caldo. I don't know what he said, but I second that
What are you you caucasian i'm definitely not i'm definitely yeah
Do you you porterican i'm porterican and west african?
Yeah, I knew you was porterican
Yeah, you can tell true. How could you tell a porterican?
Because your dumb ass attitude that sound like both y'all fuck porterican. So that's cool
That's right, I got three three kids that are porterican. That's great. You got the vaccine, bro. That's wild
I got the porterican vaccine. That's right. You need another dose
Yo, you horny as hell now i'm literally just talking shit
Damn, this getting crazy, bro. I can't see this bitch's face rent stripping
I think I need to exit
You know what i'm coming to this fight web web i'm gonna give you the water i'm gonna hype you up for bomba
Listen, I don't need nobody to hype me up. I'm not gonna do this basic shit, bro. What i'm not doing this basic shit
I'm not scared of nobody. So wait, wait, wait. Hold on. I'm talking to your girl real quick. Lisa. That's you in your thing, please
Yo, do you think that was in?
Am I getting mad because you're talking to lisa?
Have fun i'm trying to but you interjecting my brother
Go back to the corner, baby. No now i'm now i'm out here again. Oh, you're gonna put me in the corner
Catch me outside, bro. How about that?
Like I don't want to do this fight
Fly over where bro, yeah, blokes. I kind of feel bad. Well, you weren't from
Way worse than boston. We gotta set this fight up
If you put it
Me outside waiting for you
Bro, get jumped bro. Yes, we got karate league to do this shit boys
I've got boats to do that shit too. So come on you want to bring your boys nigga
How about fuck you you're not gonna make me chill nothing
Not really my type brother, how about that really my type web already? Yeah, how about that? I feel bad
No, I didn't lose
Webby web you did lose
Yeah, okay, we've got roasted and toasted yo and oh roasted toasted. Yep. Okay. Like your girl. Wow
And he did
That's crazy web. You gotta set up this fight with body combat, bro
I'm going to ignore him. We gotta set this up. Oh, yeah, that's right. Bobo's first
Bobo needs a new opponent. You gotta learn how to lose. Yeah refer to me as mama. Great. You're about to go mamba
What'd you say web mamba?
Take the dick out
Oh, wow, I lost the argument. What's that mean? Wow, I never
Just go to sleep, what's that mean? Yeah, it means you lost. Yeah. Oh, oh no. I lost
okay, as long as
Accountability, I really think that's half the battle. I've never seen the battle here before me neither
I used to look up to weapon back in my day. Oh now
Took wow took daddy
Stook daddy. Yo books your books. You're kind of a demon, bro
Yo, you're a demon for real books
That's just fucked up because you know, you're just making this man piss me the fuck off to not like him
So now every time I fucking see my mom, but we can handle that the karate combat event. Yeah, exactly
The karate combat you don't gotta fight bobo anymore. You don't gotta fight. That's fine. We'll fight bamba. Okay, perfect
We got another match then let's fucking go
Well, I'm not famous like you you got a lot of followers, bro
I don't want to I don't give a fuck about that bro. I'm you clouded bro. I'm trying to be like that
It's not a boat cloud. It's a fight. You want to fight? We fight. That's it
I mean, I don't want to but if you want to do he called you out
If you want to brother, I have this thing where I fight for a living
So if you got enough money to get me to come out there and do that
I'm not paying this nigga to fight me. I mean if I gotta go to you, you gotta pay me
I let you sleep in my guest house after I beat your ass
Web I live an hour on my life
The guest house is usually outside. It's not in the house, bro
And so you try to creep in the fuck out of here
All right, you're the only one that sounds a bit
You really want to go there you zesty fuck. Wow, yo, listen, I want to sincerely apologize
For wasting bamba's time. I thought we had something but
Web's web is shook right now
Scared to death. I've never been so scared in my fucking life
I think we should pay him for his time and wasting it today
And web backing down. I think we should give him something like a gift basket or some shit
You gift card or something like that. We'll back down bark. Please tell me where the back down was
Well, he's asking for the addy to pull up. I gave this look at my address live on space. Say it again
Hold on say it again. No, it's a reporter. Go back, bro. Yo, we gotta get we gotta get Zungri in here. Yo
Grown-ass man is so upset. He puts his own address on the web. Oh my gosh
You lose. Yeah. Oh my gosh, and you ain't doing nothing with it. So you absolutely right you fucking
Even ask for it then bro. Why'd you ask for it?
Web just lost this by knockout. Yo
Yeah, okay. Oh not even yo you threw in the towel. Let me get that side
I don't even want to touch that. He was leaking and everything on it
Yeah, leaking like you're stiff. Yo
Wait, so are you Lisa's pay pig? Is that what it is?
Yeah bugging web never paid the plane is fucking life. It's more of a secret admirer kind of guy. Yo
I can see it
Like you I ain't no little kid i'm a grown-ass fucking man
I don't need to play
Yo, how how how did bomba come on stage and all of a sudden your dojano dog's got a black eye, bro
Like how did he beat he beat your pfp up?
Right in your pfp you can't fucking defeat that i'm supposed to win me and you know that right? Yeah, I don't know
It's a loss already for me. I lost the argument my pfp got beat up
Like I what am I you know, that right ear is gonna turn into cauliflower ear when it heals
Yeah, i'm fine with that bruise, bro
Yeah bruise battered beaten still still here though. Yo, yo, web web web smoke a joint bro
Fuck that because he came up here disrespecting me and trying to side
Smoke the bull
Yo, that's it sounded like you was just rapping right there you
But listen web
Bro, fuck you. Yo, why you talk fast bro like that be honest
Because i'm amped up right now because i'm off
Because i'm
I'll be nodding out books if any and they have fences on they gotta probably dead
Right now I probably would literally die if I touch the perc
Go take a baby osprey homey before you have a heart attack. Yeah, right you're bugging you need some blood thinner i'm telling you bro
Nah, no, if anything, I need to be not irritated by some dumb ass
It's too easy
This shit is crazy. If I ever gone to a fight like oh, I only fight if I win that would be fucking dumb as shit, bro
Yo, bro, just drop just drop your shit if that was the case bro i'd be undefeated
But but yeah, if that was the case i'd be undefeated, but bro, bro, why are you so angry?
Like it's just bullshit talk over fucking not to me, bro
This mic shit is different for me though, because i'm from a place where if you talk about fighting you you do it
You don't just fucking
All right, yo web i'll be real with you bro, let me do this for you right since you're upset
You fly yourself out here you fight me you land more than three clean punches on me
I'll pay for your shit so you could get back home save the sound i'll throw you an extra 500 dollars
Take it or leave it. It's up to you
Bro, i'm not taking your crackhead off or go give that to somebody else
You want to pay me some real bread to fight you then sure because wait, you just said i'm wrong
How much you want how much you want bro
Way more than 500 dollars
If bomba flies you out to la like one of his hoes and pays you for your time, yo, who is this nigga?
Jesus christ
Web you won't go
Yo books, you're my new best friend, bro
Web you won't go yo hook books hook it up at this event televise this ass. I'm trying to make this happen, bro
I know but televise it's hard. Yo, bro
I'm a don king the whole nft space, bro
Yo, yo web look at the pin tweet at the top of the space
That's how you look at a pin sweet. What are you proving to me by looking at a pin sweet?
That's what's going to happen to you. Oh, okay
What is up with this hostility, you know with that bitch slap
You guys flapping me with that we got slap
Harder than that nigga where the slap a slap is just meant to
You better hit harder than that a slap is just meant to disrespect. All right
Well, i'm not the one so you better hit harder than that. I'll slap you in your ass in front of everybody
Yeah, i'll thank you in front of everybody. I don't want you to slap my bottom, you know my father
But thank you very much. I love how you called it a bottom. Thank you very much for trying to slap my ass
Bottom I don't want another man to slap my ass, but it was a great offer. I appreciate it very much
You nigga, you weird. You're the one that said you was gonna slap my ass live on spaces
You made you made it
You made his destiny. We're doing this or what you're going to l.a or we wait. What's your real name web webster?
Yo, don't tell them your real name web you tell them their real name they're gonna roast the fuck out of you, bro
Oh, is it that bad bro? My name is fabio like who's gonna be like
Yeah, you got that one
If you were like a rico suave looking motherfucker, yes, nigga ugly though, but yo
Fits you bro, it fits you 100 yo
Like it's not as funny because of how you look
But web's name and the energy web brings it's bad
Like you cannot be talking tough like that web would and that makes me that makes me so much more curious
So what this man's name is?
What's the worst possible name you could have if you're from boston
blair's worse worse
Not rhymes with boston is great. His name is austin from boston. Yo, you have not
Yeah austin from fucking it makes sense you sound like you have
Yeah, I probably do. So what's up?
You want to fight an autistic nigga because we can get it happen. We can get a poppin
We could get it happen or popping which one you whichever way you want to go
I mean if your sister's there she could get it
I don't have a sister bro. So good for you for trying. All right, bring your man. Me then
All right, you can have that bitch
Come on, don't bring mama and do it. I leave grammy out of this
To have her where digging yourself a deeper hole, bro
Austin sounds like their grandma's like 53 years old like she's young and pretty
Five and about to die bro. You want to let me ask you a question. Hey, as long as it's wet, baby
That's all that matter. Yeah, for real, right? Why?
Holy shit, why do you let the internet i'm trolling by the way? I'm totally trolling. Yeah, by the way
Web why web you internet get you mad?
What why why do you let people on the internet get you angry? No, I wasn't
Nah, bro. I wasn't trying to but you want to instigate the shit and then I don't like the way this nigga sounds
So that's it. You don't have to be trying to you got you would test me for my identity
You have another black man coming
I don't give a fuck about that
I had a dream. I don't care about none of that web in all honesty
In all honesty bro, austin you're black. Yes. Yes. I've never met a black austin before that's crazy
I never met a black
List it came from it came from him
Yo, web got a list too yo like it's extra like not tough like web you're not scaring nobody
I don't care about how
Matters bro. All that matters if you will fight if somebody wants to fight you that's it
Suck dick that's slow. What's wrong with you?
You need to pick me up, bro. Why do you let people on the internet get you this?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends? He has a really hot speech therapist. Oh, well, why don't we hook them up on karate night?
Yo, let's make this shit official
Yeah, there's no point in talking shit here. Just do that karate night, bro
Web is scared, bro
We got a professional boxer who gets paid to fight offering to pay web and web is talking about all
All right. Yo, they're both gonna get paid
Yo, they're both gonna get paid
No, no, thank you. I need a bag. Yo, they're both because i'm a regular person
Whoa, I'm waiting. What do you mean? He's a fucking boxer. What is your bag?
Clearly clearly a boxer is gonna have a big advantage if he's a professional boxer over a regular
Already this shit's fuck, but if you want to fight bro, we could do that
What's your bag? You said you need a bag. What is that? The fighter professional boxer? I want 50 grand
What the fuck
If i'm gonna get my ass, I want to throw some bread
The fuck I look like not for i'm not coming to get my ass full for no $500 you can pull up for that
Wait, so if he pulled up you would fight for free, but if you if you go to him
I'm not wasting my time traveling for $500 how I look like
But he said he'd pay for your traveling cost
That's crazy. He can pull up. He knows what i'm at
But once he can we got a professional boxer
We got a professional boxer out here trolling regular people
So that's cool too because you know what if I was a professional boxer
I'd act like a professional boxer and i wouldn't be trying to fight regular people. But bro, it's fine
Really is
You went from saying you would fight anybody
To now you're telling a boxer who they should fight and who they shouldn't fight
Yo, he's a professional boxer bro. So clearly he's got talent if he's a pro
He just got a phone call like bro. You're wasting your time arguing with somebody that
He should not be trying to fight regular people
You can't say that you can't say that when you leave oh no he's requesting
Yeah, let him come back up tell him
Anyways, he's such a tough professional boxer. Who is he box?
So if he's so if he's so nice who is he boxing who has a box and that's you my mother exactly
That shows you the level of talent this motherfucker fights nobody so then you shouldn't be nervous
I'm not nervous bro. I'm just pointing out the fact you're a professional boxer and i'm just a regular dude
Yo, just so you know
Quick background. I started boxing because I was homeless hadn't eaten in about a week got off for like 10 bucks to get my ass
What turned into a career made a few mill that's cool
But um, you don't need any talent to be a professional boxer
You just need to not mind getting punched in the face
And if you want longevity in boxing, then you might want to be a little talented
But you sound like you got a bunch of excuses
You sound like a coward with a bunch of excuses. Yo, say sorry and we can drop this beat right now
I'm not scared. I'm literally getting on a plane right now, bro. All right, so pull up, bro
I'm so happy you are. I can't wait till you get here. I'll be right here
What the fuck?
Oh, I just wanted to say
That's crazy. No, you sound dumber than me, bro. You're over here trying to bully people the fact that you just said dumber than me
This motherfucker's over here a professional boxer trying to bully regular people. Okay, what are you i'm ready?
Yo, hold on
Like you were doing that niggas a fucking cornball get the fuck out of here
Austin first off mike hill would fuck you up. That's one but two. Okay good for them
Can you just answer this question for me? Like no bullshit
How did you put your pants on this morning? You jumped in them or you put on one leg after the other
Your mom put them out for me, bro. I didn't have to do it. I mean, my mom's a crackhead
But anyway, my point is
regular person
Professional boxer we're all regular people my man
If you look down on yourself and you put people on a pedestal because of their careers, then you're just a self
I'm just pointing out the fact that you've done
You're just becoming a professional boxer, bro. I'm a fucking parent. I go to a job every day. I'm a regular person
Do your boxer you literally box? What are you? What are you? What are you a professional?
Yeah, so yeah, i'm not putting you on no pedestal, like i'm just putting out the fact that you're a professional boxer
You don't gotta make money. You're a world champion. Do you have mad titles? I don't I don't see a world champion
You're like most women in life you just listen to respond rather than listen to understand
What is your thing with women bro? Like why are you degrading women and being like that? What's your thing with that?
I love my hoes, bro. Relax. Yeah, do you?
We making this happen or what
Yo, let's get a permit going we need one of those I already verbally commit it bro
No, you verbally you verbally bitched out dog. No, the fuck I didn't
For the street cred
No street. This is fucking bro
Yo, how about i'll meet you in new york and after i beat your ass. I'll buy you a chopped cheese so you can know what a real
Don't want anything that
Remember what I want
Nasty motherfucker that will ask to put graba on the fucking on the chop cheese. Yo, listen guys
Fingertips are probably all brown bro. Yeah, buddy nasty web is nasty
I'm nasty. I'm a nasty ass again
A hundred percent hundred percent. It's all right web. I'm nasty too hundred percent
Yo, yeah, yeah lisa i'm nasty too. Y'all don't know
Y'all don't know nasty
Yo, but shilling and bark is definitely going down right adam to the list in
In karate night. Yo, I also want to see shibo fight
Yo books you were saying you think shibos got some like
Pent-up ai aggression in him or some shit. Yo people think he's some nerd with glasses. Yo, no one ever seen shibo
I love to see right for now. She was on the management team with me. No, I'd love to see shebo fight
He's on the management team right now shibo would kill somebody with his thumb, bro
They already been these already done been there done. I always locked in the ring
Rules and regulations now. I'd love to see people fight. You know, we put together a card
Yo, I kick I kick shilling villains ass shebo kicks fitty's ass or someone whatever i'm fighting city hundred percent. Yo fight
I'm watching this bitch slap over. How come you turn that man on over that shit?
Watching that video
Posting the video you slapping some cornball and then he licks his lips and you think you did something
Let's stop Puerto Rican smack it makes you
Fabio nigga what
Pause my fault my fault. Yeah, I thought about it after I said it. I'm sorry
Yo, web you would have ate that slap or you would uh, you would have done the same thing as the kid
Yo, you're done yeah, I hit that nigga so I already came out the closet you better you better punch me
You better punch me. Why would I punch you?
That's the soul that's flapping gonna work web web web web
If this guy boxes you all you're gonna do is benefit his his stats is gonna be one punch thrown
And that's it 100 accuracy he's gonna have the best
All right. Well, you better hit harder than that. Well in the whole fight one punch is gonna be I mean I have an 85
Knockout ratio, which is pretty high for boxing. So wow
Let me go get a cookie for this guy. All right, make sure
Why is spinnit talking the most amount of shit?
I'll hit you with the chancla, bro
I got 99 on our bullshit. I get you in the between. We gotta get
Oh shit, when's the women
Who's lisa just threatening yo, yo, yo, what's that girl's name brooklyn barwell or whatever everyone tag her in the box
That's a fact yo and anyone disagrees with that
Wait what like she will 100 beat web 1000%
Right now your web is bold web is bald with a bookbag on I can't hear
What is bald with a bookbag on looks like a ninja turtle 100%
hunchback and everything
I mean he has a hunchback and everything. I promise you guys
I can't hear him. No, he's definitely rugged. No
Come out of your mouth
Um, yeah, i'm just sitting here listening to all this stupidity at this point because why are you crying bro?
It's fucking crazy retarded. It's gonna be okay web. Don't worry. I'm perfectly fine. I'm not worried
It's gonna be all right, bro. Don't cry. Yeah, you'll be okay, buddy. There's no tears, buddy. It's okay
Bro we're far from buddies. You're my little bro, bro. I'm older than you son
Sit on my lap i'll fucking teach you a lesson. Yo, you said i'm gay shit
Yeah, now i'm giving you the gay shit. How old do you like it? How old are you? I'm older than you bro. Come on
How old am I?
We're probably 30 by the guests of your fucking immaturity
That's crazy how old am I I said probably 30
Well, you're wrong. So how old are you?
Older than you what's older than me? How old are you?
I think i'm older than you
Okay, so then how old are you?
I'm asking you bro. I asked you second
What'd you just say?
Huh, bro, bro. This is it. It is retarded
Like this shit don't make no sense
Yeah, why you sound like your wife left you because she caught you sucking dick, bro
What the fuck yo, why is viddie talking the most amount of shit right now in the timeline books?
Folks, you gotta fight video
Yo, I already hit him yo, I already hit me
Lisa why are you coming at me lisa? What's up? Yo, would you fight viddie books?
Yeah, I commented 100k and that's girl by midnight if he said
Yo, would you fight his ass books though for real if he puts 100k and that's girl by midnight tonight, um, yeah
Meanwhile he's got this fucking professional ass fake ass
For real talking for real. I need somebody tougher than fiddie because
He ain't beating nobody up in this space
Um robo would whip his ass. So let's be let's be honest
We got in here right now. Yo, hold up. Bobo. Is that this thing a web that you just tagged me that picture?
Oh my god, bobo. What do you what do you want? Sidequest?
Oh, yo, what you need to shut the fuck up, bro. I beat the shit out. You you need to sit your ass down
You probably got a honda with rims on it, shut up. Yeah, I do have a honda. You're right about that
You are right, but it's not a civic it's an accord
I bet it is you decided to put rims on a van you fucking weirdo it is
No, I wouldn't put rims on nothing. That's what came with rims already. What the fuck? Hey, who's that?
Is that ben dot ethan here? Who's not talking? Yo, he would one
Yo, mik bobo 100 percent put some rims on a dodge cara like a 1999 purple dodge cara van too
100 percent. I gotta be purple and not no good rims either like american racing wheels from sears
So, is this fight happening or what?
Yo, web gotta agree. I agree. So, how are we making this happen, bro?
You gotta finish that shit out. I agree.
Yo, we adding it to karate. Set it up.
Without the 50k because that's ridiculous. Yo, bomba, that's not web. That's my boba, bro. Yo, no
Oh, who I was about to say like what the hell? Yeah, you know
Anyways, um
No, no, no y'all get paid y'all will get paid through the through karate and shit and then we'll have the dojano dogs
Pull up. We'll do some cool shit there. Y'all will definitely get paid, but i'd love to see it
Televise on karate in the arena, you know with the crew there supporting having fun and watching
Watching someone's ass get kicked. I don't know. I know for a fact that fitty is kicking books his ass
Yo fit yo bookfist
I know for a fact that fitty is kicking books his ass. Yo fit. Yo, but fitty book's been talking the most amount of shit
Yo, i've seen him. He's out of smuckers. Laffy taffy
7-up rc cola ass cavi
Costco caviar, you know prime membership diet
You know some bumbusha and all that every yo, you're talking the most amount of shit fitty
What do you throw up the gym training right now? You guys are fucking sitting here. I'm at the gym right here. I'm already training
I'm not even waiting for your fucking ass. You're selling your your born age. You're selling your creeps before portal launch
I'm gonna whip somebody's ass
Oh the nft believe no fitty
No, I know fitty's been definitely putting in the work, you know fitty's at the gym every goddamn day books
Hadn't been to the gym since he was 17 years old like a hundred years ago fitty
I'll fight anybody twice
I'll fight i'll fight i'll fight bit boy and that french guy he fought. Uh, we're not talking about bit boy
Talking about books you want to do a karate combat fight?
He's gonna tell all that adderall and shit i'll take you gotta put the money in escrow tonight
And secure the deal if you say yes
Otherwise say no i'm a little bitch. I'm scared and that's it
I want to I want to be I want to be there for bark
I want to be there for alex. I want to see all of it. I want this is no more nfts. Fuck it
This is becoming you have to call you out in front of everybody at the event if you want to be there
Why don't we just get it out of the way right now?
Escrow account tonight and we secure the deal bro. Send it to me fitty.e. I'll take good care of it
Just send me 50 grand right now. No
I'm gonna make it. Yo, yo, how come bomba wouldn't fight tommy fury?
Um, I mean if you could read you clearly yo, bro, hold on
I want to do this
I want to do this tommy fury. You're literally googling me right now a person you don't care about you are a fan
Holy shit, but he came in about eight and a half pounds over weight
He could be over under yo, I could have one hand time behind my back. I would fight that bum
I mean you need money. So yeah
The whole boxing world was on my side because they did dirty come up here and try to scare fucking regular deglar, dude
Get out of here. Go fight tommy for you. You are a regular
Oh, you're shook. Okay, I figured it out now. I I pulled your card. Thank you, sir
No, what's the problem with regular dudes? You didn't pull my card you literally googled me
Got you, bitch
I didn't google shit. You literally
Was provided and I I just happened to see it and information from another fan was provided to my new found fan
Awesome, please. Tell me what happened with your boy. Tommy. Well, I mean you keep running your mouth. Do you want an answer buddy?
Yeah, i'm waiting
Okay, he we were getting paid very well. It was in dubai. I don't care about the money
I'm gonna tell you the story bro. Shut up. I'm trying to make it interesting. Relax. Come on. Chill out
So, you know, we're going to dubai. It's a great thing got to meet deji k size brother all that good stuff
We get to dubai and shit starts being wrong with my contract
So like I didn't get the hotel I was supposed to get this and mind you i'm mayweather's co-main event
So we're supposed to there's a certain decency. You're supposed to just have them
Made you not want to fight no, no
Let me talk, please. Thank you because you clearly just read about it. So let me actually fill you in I was there
Kind of you know what I mean?
So we're there and then the night before they're like, hey, if you don't make weight this fight doesn't happen
And we'll find you a hundred k
So I was like damn I was gonna come in heavy because this nigga's always heavy. He's always like 178 179
We had to be 175
I think you shut up, bro. Are you bad?
Your attention span is ridiculous. You sound like
Web you're giving like five
Brown eyes and thick legs kind of vibes right now, bro. Stop asking questions. Let the man finish speaking. That is crazy
He told you he's not gay from earlier
That's wild
Books are hilarious
But anyway, so they told me so in boxing if you're above I believe 154 pounds you always use 10 ounce gloves, right?
So they hit me up the next day after tommy he weighs in I made weight I drained myself
He didn't make weight and then they're like yo, we're gonna use eight ounce gloves, too. It's allowed
I'm like no the fuck is not because literally
That was Lisa Jo Brooklyn
What the fuck? Yeah, she needs to come back and she needs to stay on mute unless she gets called on
Yeah, Brooklyn behave real quick, please
So yeah and the story then because all the shit that was fucked up the bougie shit that she mentioned
They're like, oh just take our word for it. We'll give you an extra hundred grand
We won't give you a contract though
So they already fucked me so then they wanted me to fight
For free basically and accept their handshake. Oh, just like you wanted that it was gonna happen, right?
Brooklyn could you shut the fuck up for a second? Yo web you little dirty fucking fuck. Yes
These are my money off those coins
Yeah, I made like a little more than a little more than a crypto holder
Um, yo Brooklyn
Brooklyn we're trying to figure out why
Yeah, but web I mean you you did your job you finally put a point on the board for your little uh research that you did
Why are you getting worked up your research? It's okay, buddy. You did good
Yo niggas tagged me in some fuck shit about you and I found it funny
You did good. I found that hilarious. Yo, we're trying to finish answering your question
But at the end of the at the end of the day, my friend at the end of the day, my friend
Me pushing you in the face for free
Would be a lot. I love to hear it. That's all I needed to know about you is that you'll run from a fight
And you you put you put web 3 in my corner. I'll beat the shit out anybody. His voice makes me want to fight
Yo, bitty bambo gone
Web is the type of kid you send to the corner store even though he's a grown-ass adult
Bro, are you trying to like fight these fucking punching bags? Like you realize these are like developers crypto holders like bamboo stop
Like come on Brooklyn. I I think that you have no idea what you're talking about. Yes, I do
Anything about crypto
Brooklyn all that all that sounds well
Brooklyn would you beat up web up? Brooklyn Brooklyn is off the fatty, yo
We were actually looking for a fighter a female fighter
to fight lisa joe in the next
Break brooklyn needs a break right now. It's down to 135 brooklyn brooklyn. I'm already down at that
You know what?
I just say I'm old enough to be your mama. I would take you with the chocolate bend you over
Yeah, that mama beat the ass though
Brooklyn hasn't won a fight since
Jim listen fight night. You need to fucking see it. Brooklyn. If you want to put your fucking jpeg on me, we can
A bunch of whales are backing me
And all this in there, she got her ass whooped my pretty ass. I am a boxer. Look me up. I'm
If we want to kick brooklyn did he back me up here didn't I go from a crypto
Look tall she's 4 11 she can kick some ass
Austin would whip your ass, bro
Bro, but like I went from a crypto deejang to a fucking ball. You can look me up on boxrek
I'll fight you lisa joe any day
I'll make sure of it. Yo, whoop your ass. I'll even make fucking fitting be the fucking ring girl cuz I'll pay
She whoops your ass. Yo, get out of here, brooklyn
Books, I love you. You know
Lisa joe would whoop your ass you whoop webs ass. Yeah, lisa joe and I will be good
I'll probably be a draw but maybe i'll be nice and like take her out around bro. Brooklyn be honest
And you gotta tell the truth. You gotta tell us the truth
When you go to your boxing match when you go to your boxing match be honest you wear a cup or not
I know I was just making sure that's it
We're doing eight ounce gloves. Of course. I'm gonna wear a cup. What would you not call you a tranny?
You have a dick
I gotta beat you in real life. This is
Yo, she was talking all that shit
Look you knew me back in the day. Come on. I got a pussy
I saw you looking like the lunchtime fucking bully. You were taking people's lunch money and sandwiches
You talked that big game I put 1,500 on you and I lost that shit so bad
You put 1,500 on me?
You put 1,500 on me. You came up here looking like the fucking lunchtime bully
Wait for iso you put
You were fighting that pretty ass girl, bro
She was she was kind of hot
Fucking bully's gonna beat her ass. I'm gonna throw a quick 1,500 on me
Bro, what happened is I got good
All righty, and now i'm gonna fight in england and i'm two months later i'm fighting in dupai. All righty
That hot girl punched her three times and brookle was in the corner like I didn't inhale or
What the fuck was that
When I got kicked in my ass kicked on rough and rowdy
You fucking talk so fucking
Your voice
Your voice is terrible. Yeah
I know because I was at breakout boxing all day fucking screaming and boxing and fucking
Wait, wait, hold on. Yo, did level here win much are the ones that like i'm not fucking saying
I need a refund
I'm not saying shit bro. You can find out 8 p.m in three minutes. Go on their youtube channel
Brooklyn my cock did not grow five inches. I need a refund bro. Brooklyn Brooklyn. You do not need a refund
I am a non-refund. I need I need a refund
Yeah, it says right grow your car five inches by clicking and it didn't grow
What the hell you're scamming me Brooklyn
Bro, whoever just said that is crazy
Let's ruin the motherfucking fight yes or no i'm not fucking telling you shit find out in two
All right, but don't tag me no shit no more and don't ask for my help
Hey Brooklyn, I got a question for you
I found you a fucking trainer and you can't tell me if the motherfucker won the fight
Hey, okay, bitch me and michael are so on some other shit me and him are gonna fucking elevate this shit
All right. Yeah, you're welcome for connecting you
I don't want nothing from you. I just want to know what the nigga won his fight
If you couldn't find me a trainer, yo, I got this fucking girl, man
I got some
Uh-huh board a boxing promotion
Brooklyn you need to take a little break. Yo, how the fuck
As it changes name to monty
What the fuck did you become a monty bro? That's my real name bitch. I'm playing. That's my real name, bro
That's my real name. That's really who I am, bro
That's my face my name. Y'all know who the fuck it is now at least don't come
But check it out, let's check it out though
I'm watching who's gonna follow me because i'm gonna be like, yo, i'm gonna put him on blast
Like oh, so like my picture my oh i'm gonna follow for the picture. Oh, I know what that means. Don't play with me
Yo, who are you fighting at the next fight?
Hey, bro, I want to fight alex my guy. I'm trying to fight him, bro
I'm all right. Look at i'm 5 9 140 that means you're 5 6 like 135 soaking wet
Let me ask you every time a guy tells you their height take two three inches off automatically unless they're rocking the riz souls
Hey, but look bro. I'll throw you a look at I got military pictures, bro
I'll put you on and see how I look
You know how fat bitches zoom in on their upper body in their face you doing the same thing because you're short as hell, bro
Hey books, I want to I want to tell you some crazy books
I could tell you a female in here right now that could beat her ass so easy, bro. Brooklyn. I'm so bad
I can tell you but right now she's in here listening right now
She's laughing because she knows i'm call her out because you know, she doesn't call her out. Hey, bring up maya niggas, bro
Because she is well she has she has trophies for working out bro, she will whoop anybody that isn't a female
Bro, she'll listen. I'm gonna tell you right now. I got all my money on B. B. Well, let me
New york, hold on
You're a mad little like yo, you're so little you talk so much
That's how you know
I'm Dominican. I have a fat ass in you girl. Come on. Oh, you probably have a lot of acne too
Oh, no, look at me. I'm not i'm dark. Go look at me. Go look for yourself girl
This is officially the
Fight promotion space in in fucking
Let's let fit ego let's let fit ego let fit ego y'all
First i'd like to say hi to monty monty's pleasure to meet you
My guy, what's up, bro, you know good to see your name second of all I gotta say goodbye
It's my pilates class is starting. I got a train
Alex is here. What is going on? Y'all stupid? I know what you're doing
I already tagged him in the post. It said hey, how tall are you already asked him?
You already know he already knows he already knows I asked him
He's been massaging him in the corner when I knock his bitch ass out. Yo, yo, you're stupid, bro
Someone's yo, the fight is confirmed dude. Hey in between barking. Oh, it's barking you and shit. What y'all got it? Hell
Yeah, dude, hell dude. Hey link me bro. I got to see this shit
As a compliment to him dude, he would not you know, he would fuck you up monty 135 wait a minute
Wait a minute, bro. Hold up. Hold up. We both would have been
We're both veterans man. Don't do this man. We're
You just called him out yo, I know but i'm saying like
Alex can't help himself with the Kleenex's blowing fucking tissues. He can't help himself crying
Like yo, I was fixing guns in the military
He's in my dm saying like yo, can we rig this thing? Like yo, how much can we get pant? He's worried about all
Are you serious? That's what he's about. Oh, Alex. What are you really about that? Oh, come on. I'm not gonna do it
Then I can't do it. I can't do it
Wait, what what does the military have to do with fighting? I will be the battle buddy's ass, too
Yo, but what does the military have to do with fighting?
I know you're gonna try it
I was in the army. I was in the army, but that has nothing to do with my fight. Yeah, I was in the marines
Despite it more interesting with veterans i'm saying it's more interesting to me and him than bark
That's what i'm trying to say. Now i'm trying to cop out. I'm trying to say i'm gonna fight him instead
You said you came up here before when alex was not here
First and foremost you changed your name from acid key beats to monty. So alex wouldn't recognize who you are, bro
You change the pfp and you came up here and said i'm five for five and I want to fight alex
That's what you said word fire. Yeah, that's what I said. Yeah. Yep
My name is monty w formerly acid key beats with apocalyptic a pfp that I changed to my own face
That I zoom in on so they can't see how tall I am. I want to fight alex
You said word for me
So now acid alex is up here
After bark fights him you want a piece correct or not?
Do I really got to go second but I guess that's all right, that's all he already he already it's already set up
It's all right. All right. All right. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. I'll go. I'll go next
Let's let's hear what alex got to say about this
He's shaving his bow he's already
I've got he's getting a fucking haircut
Like not he's sponsored by landscape
I don't know where we went wrong
Um bark jammy bark in the contract barking the contract like dude relax
Like I know there's a thousand people that want to look my ass. Okay, I can tell you one of the thousand isn't you
As soon i'm gonna book goldilocks ass
Um, but I feel like I get the people what they want. That's where it's at right now. I know a bark ones
He's like, I'm gonna fight a charlotte man. Is he in the shower?
Okay, goldilocks
I'm gonna beat the locks out of his hair
But only if the crowd you gotta hear the people they want. I want to hear I want to see a thumbs up if you think
I'm not just okay. Are you doing bro?
Thumbs down if it should be someone else because I i'm bark keeps on calling me out
Nah, you gotta fight bark that we already
We got to verbally agree bro, you could put them in line you could put them in line
They want to fight you because in that picture like that towel
That's what I want to hear you
I'll beat the panda off your fucking pfp. Pipe down. Uh, another thing. I train people kill people
I'm trying training people to win a regulated fight. I'm glad you fight with rules
I'll do this one world fight for you because I know you don't have the mental capacity that i'm at there's levels to this thing
Drug bad, man
That's fine, that's fine probably
Um, I never heard you like it. Yeah, you I put bullets down
Alex monty w has a question for you
No, no, no, we got to focus. Listen, listen
Yeah, let's put this trace to people that have spent their whole life mastering the craft like this way it's graceful
I'm like, yo, you guys know no, no, no, no. No, we have
Alex come in i'll save the space
Listen I didn't even try to fight nobody. Why the fuck am I?
Yo, you'd be like you try to pick on everybody with your ugly ass. Fuck out of here. You look like a raggedy cheap peep
All right, well, I don't even have bread
This makes me crazy. Uh, we'll never doubt this shit talking out of space, but what comes in reality, man
I look at myself. I'm like god damn i'm i'm built like a greek god. I can punch through fucking bricks
I'm not accountable. Like well, how the fuck are you gonna defeat me? You cannot
What's gonna happen is what who is that down there bamba pala bamba?
Yeah parla fucking pala
Yeah, I don't want no smoke with you bro, you said you are knock out of what is crazy
I mean, what's gonna happen from pala from alabama? You're gonna punch me
You already have bro you already have
How much adderall are you on right now?
Enough of your ass for one night
Bro is ripping down rails right now. That nigga is literally off of it right now
No, I don't know man, but I don't know man, I don't know i'll just wait then austin. I followed you. Will you follow me back?
Austin we're fucking besties on the internet now, bro
So whatever you want, you can be whoever the fuck you want online. Everyone chooses to be fucking connor gregor and not themselves
Unfortunately for you your your fucking self i'm still in billon and i'm doing a 30-dollar pfp
Anyone's ass up and down the block. I want to see what I want to get the people they want though
I want to see what they want. Not about me anymore. Yo, you gotta come up and down the block. Yo
What are you talking about?
I'm here just to please people i'm here for people. I want to
Know it's not the whoop goldilocks ass. He's a fucking overpriced stoop salesman
Couldn't make it on tiktok. So you have to transition to twitter. Yo, alice. He was the first one. Hey
I'd rather post the other day
Alex can I ask you a question bro? No, you can't ask me a question. I'm gonna ask you anyway, right?
Can I get the number to your coke dealer?
You offer it right now, bro
Yo, web web web don't seem so bad now
You sound like one of them white boys that go on his backpack
Make the news. Thanks. I've been a fucking heavy goddamn in that for some reason
I don't know why i've been lied to i've been told it's like yeah, it's great networking event
No, it's like people have never been out to a fucking
Goddamn mother's basement. Hang on freshen up
Nah, no, we gotta listen bro. Are you backing out against mark?
I'm just trying to force the fight when I can hear the people they want no one wants to see a tiktoker
Get their ass to him. I'm gonna whip the goldilocks out his ass. Let's call him what?
No more gold in that hair
What did the people want to see that?
Every fucking privilege in the goddamn america you can imagine
I mean he ain't never felt hardship in his life
Hey bamba when you get the number from him, let me get it. You said what?
He says when you get that number from him, let me get it too
Because that plug is crazy
I could tell i'm broke
Financially spiritually emotionally physically, it doesn't fucking matter i'm putting the reps while you're sitting here on twitter picking your ass
Nah, you're putting in the reps of lines of coke in your nose, bro. That's another fucking thing. Yo, yo, alex
The commenter thing alex versus bark, so I guess alex you're fighting bark
Is that was already sitting stone monty
Check in on
I'm gonna be training everything that i'm a post training videos. I post a picture. Are you gonna train your pink?
Calling me a homo. I said wait a second. Wait a second. Wait. Wait. Wait a second
Is it am I a homo?
Propose my picture or am I a homo for judging a guy like what's more homophobic? Uh, which one? Okay
So anyways, i'm gonna continue to post my gym selfies
I'm gonna continue to post i'm gonna continue to post
And I want to I think I think whoever just signed up that i'm not fighting that psychopath by the end of the day
Fucking videos me fucking praying to my ass off. What was my ass harder than anyone's going with my ass
They're gonna be fucking everyone's gonna be backing out
I'm so confused that poll keeps going up by the fucking second. Yo, you know monty wants good will second hand
He wants to fight alex after he's fucking knocked out on the goddamn ground
Yo, yo, yo bark bark bark man
If this fight happens, bro, i'm throwing my mortgage on you
I'm serious. This guy's yeah, but somebody said crazy is like a benefit or something like that
No, fuck. No crazy gets you knocked the fuck out
Dude, he's talking like he's just railing down five lines and can't stop fucking
For a minute. No, he's never been out. He's never been in a fight. See that's the problem
Dude, he's literally gonna give you 15 seconds and he's gonna gas out because you know
I told you he's gonna talk the whole fight in security is all over the goddamn place
He sees a fucking human specimen of a weapon right in front of him a fucking machine lubed up everything right in front of him
He's like, well, you know, he's got uh, he has a wig. He wears a wig
Like thank god, all I need to know is all I need to know is is what are the odds on me?
So I can continue to bet on myself. That's everything and you can with the karate out
I'm gonna be betting all the fuck overbark. I'm gonna knock his ass out. He's got 15 seconds of
Stamina if I don't knock his out his ass out in the first 15 seconds
He's gonna knock himself out in the first 15 seconds. That's where I'm at. Fabio
I love it. I love it
He says he can't we start taking the fight
Gotta check up on alex. Man. He said we start taking the fight seriously. Yeah
Taking it seriously tomorrow and then the next day and then he's gonna wait till the next day and then in the next
He can't help himself dude. He fell the fuck off. It's been like it's been a year. He fell the fuck off
It's sad to see but it is what it is. I'll have to teach him a lesson
Hopefully it's a wake-up call, you know, I got five reasons for a wake-up call for him
I'm giving them all bro might need a fibrillator before the fight
Want them landscape the sponsorship yo, this guy was really just shaving his balls
What the fuck bar
Bark I hope you're getting on the same level. That's your opponent right there, bro
You've got to get on the same level. I'm not going whatever wherever he's at. I'm not going to
What do you mean just wherever I don't know it's up to your interpretation
I'm not going wherever he's at. I mean that level is a one per equal not even per equal
That's like you can't go near a school level bro
That listen, listen, listen, listen
That's that shiny shit ready, it's like off-white
But we got to uh, if you got to get on that level
You got to get on that level home and you better start training and getting ready, bro
That's it looks like it has semi gloss painted over it and shit listen
It was people like you web it was people like you that I sold
Well, if you would have did that shit both I would have bought and we would have been it would have been a war
Both would have been at work. That's it would have never happened to web
That should have never happened to web. I've never been beat like that. So that should would not happen web
You definitely got some soap and sheep sheetrock. No, definitely never ever. Nope. Never ever
You got a balloon sack of drywall. Yo, come on, bro. Don't do me dirty like that for real, bro
And you sniff the drywall bro
Never ever nope never ever you sniff the soap and you sniff the drywall and you smoke the regular
I could get the real work. That doesn't even make sense, bro. Stop it. Stop the fuck out of here
I don't want to hear none of that. Stop it web. Oh, that's cocky anyways books
That's zesty anyway
Let's see what bark's opponents gotta say let's hear what barks oh my god
These motherfuckers been going at it all y'all parks opponent. Listen bark's opponent's coming with the heat bark's been quiet
It works the smart one. He needs to be quiet and focused
Listen now you're flipping you're switching sides. You know, I pick my side
Bomba scared the who you who side you're choosing. No, I don't care. I don't care what paul thinks
At all. Yo austin
We're friends now calm the fuck down, bro. Oh, i'm real calm
This is this is calm by
Rose with the hooker he's definitely doing coke. Wait, wait, is that what just happened?
This is the craziest space i've ever been in i'm glad I
Let that man live though if he wants to party let him party like for real
You sound like the biggid
Raw dude, it's like i'm beating up. I'd web don't pay to play bro. Come on now. Yo, it's like i'm fighting the scene
Let's talk about five years. This is the bull market
Can he at least pretend that his shit ain't falling apart like at the seams like I need a I need a believable fight
This seems awesome. This seems like it's on some unfair shit some like
Cut on like this is this is like unfaithful, dude
Like what i'm about to do to this guy like is unfair like you don't beat up old people
Like you don't beat up people that
Fuck that if you gotta hit an old person because they're running their mouth you fuck
Yo, he's got gray hairs coming out of every follicle. He's trying to shave him off one man escaped at a time
He's got some 15 hooker near him. He's running out of lines. He's like, I gotta I gotta boot up some
Hold on. Let me go in this space real quick
And talk some shit real quick. He's like i'm gonna start training really soon
You know, he's been saying i'm gonna start training for fucking two years. Yeah, i've known this guy, you know in taiwan
I had to watch him do fail to do one goddamn pull-up and then and then six months ago
He's like, yeah, I can only do pull-ups if i'm on the coke
Yeah, I mean this guy is bursting at the goddamn scene. It's gonna be a fucking cakewalk. Give me 15 seconds
He's gonna he'll pass out on the spot. What happens if your opponent passes out on their own. Do I win?
Or is that like suicide no, that's a dub all right
No, yeah, yeah, you definitely win, but you gotta like at least throw a punch so it looks like you did it
All right
He'll be out immediately. Yo, we need to get you with fitty books. He's been talking so he's been talking the most amount of shit
Yo, listen, listen, listen, listen
A hundred percent i'm doing that
On your opponent right who is shebo? I feel like everybody's got a fight set up
I hope y'all got trainers right now
Bart is focusing on management what management?
Yo, fabio, I bet I could train one random person in here and you could train one random person in here and my guy
Would fuck your guy up
Bet you can train alex and i'll train books. No i'm training books, bro. No, no, no
I don't want to know
And bobbo train Alex if he's so confident if he's so confident Alex is the coked up nigga
You never see scar face bro. I'm with that. What are you talking about? He's good. All right. All right, dude
Take him take him there
Yo, you're crazy
Who who's his opponent me bro bark who's me bark bark bark
Bark nigga. Oh bark. No bite. Fuck out of here, bro. We take that. No, no, no
45 year old traits
45 year old man
45 year old man who eats fucking watermelon and and and and margaritas for his entire diet
That's a pretty that's a pretty good diet, bro. The el citrulline from the watermelon alcohol flowing throughout the bloodstream. He good
He's smart. Hey, yo, i'm not gonna lie to y'all but i've done capoeira before so i'll just
real quick see y'all know
I never in my life heard somebody say I do capoeira
Yo, i've seen that movie before what the fuck bobby. Oh, are you gonna train me?
Yeah, like
Bobby i brought you out to ohio. Will you train me?
Yeah, bro, i will train you live out here
How much you paying how much you can't do that i can't though how much you want
I charge a lot bruh. Well, I mean I got I got 27 defy apes
Damn you got 27 what defy apes
The fuck is that?
What you got a tattoo of money? It's money. It's money. Yo, it's money. It's money
It's good
I understand my minimum is 15k a month plus rum board and okay. Okay, let me help him out. Let me help him out
What's the floor? I got I got a track record. I got a sea bark. That is the price. Yo, yo, what about
Air mattress and and shit
Um, if you got some only fans bitches, I I think I could yo I got some only yeah, damn
Bamba bamba, we might bamba. We might have to send bamba to
Fabio, I got some only tractors bitches. Yo, is there their teeth a little crooked and then shit like no
No, no, I don't I don't do cream in my coffee, brother. It's not
Save the white girls for Fabio, we gotta do Fabio
Dude the town's got a population of like 300. Yo, so the options are limited
it's like
Daughter or like the baker's daughter or like the mailman's daughter like you got like four options homie
But no, I think Fabio definitely should train bark and bomb and alice can do
I don't I don't I don't do coke
Person to say that he'll kick bomb his ass and he's like bomb is like yo, alice
You gotta be like listening to me. Yo, he's like, he's bomb is like bomb. I'll kick your at you
He's the type of person to try to kick bomb his ass like while he's training
That's if he can afford me, that's cool
Yo damn, yo books should I get Fabio out here? Yo, like two months
That's not a bad idea just happened. It's not even you know, it's like that two months too
Like Fabio can train you how much are you how much you gonna pay Fabio a month?
Y'all take care of Fabio. Yo, because this fight yo, I'm you know this fight i'm gonna do well
Hey, yo, I got a personal trainer. I got hit up too. I could show you man. Yo, no
Yeah, if you train hold on time out if you train for a fucking fight with a personal trainer
You just wasting your money and you're looking to get beat up
No, but it's family. So i'm paying for shit. That's a difference
Do we need like a mat or what do we need what kind of environment do we need?
Listen listen, listen, listen, listen, you need a boxing
You don't even yo if I do it, you don't even need a boxing gym
You need a jump rope some fucking hand wraps and if you don't got a mouthpiece see some paper towel, bro
We get real busy with it. That's it. That's all you need. He barked. That's a new york swag, bro
Let him train co-cat dude, dude i'm going yo, let him train co-cat
I'm gonna fly fabio out
Fabio gonna live right probably living here. I'll hook him up. I'll take care of him. We'll get him
Fabio need at least 10 bands a month, bro
Fabio needs 10 bands a month
I don't know who the fuck you think people are but
We're talking to the fight from everything we're not we're walking out of this fight with six figures
Uh, we're talking mid six figs homie. We're talking I got lululemon sponsor manscapes everything
Oh, that's dope, but you're asking someone to uproot their life and come live with you
We're taking care of fabio bark is taking care of fabio. No problem. No problem
Yeah, he has a kid though. You're keeping him away from his kids
So you're gonna need to at least pay him 10 minutes a month guaranteed
And then you're gonna need to provide like groceries and all that
Really make it work as well. That's you gotta at least give him 10 bands a month
It's gotta be on paper and half gotta be paid up from my bark. Yo, the groceries part might be of got you fabio
Yo, do we got wait what?
The groceries gonna be a problem bark. It's not groceries like it's for like four of you
So what you're used to getting yourself four times for him. What do we need salmon steak chicken?
Yo, don't worry about it fabio. We got we got it. He's gonna do all your nutrition. You just gotta make sure you eat
Good and well google how much it costs to feed him. I'm not worried
That's what you gotta feed. I'm not worried. I know I I know i'm getting paid when I kick this fucking cokehead's ass
Yo, so it's just an investment
At one dollar like yeah, yeah, I know i'm spending money now, but I know i'm making it out at the end
That's what i'm talking. What are y'all fighting in? Uh end of may
You got the best chance to win someone that does coke and parties a lot probably ain't gonna really train bro, especially
Oh, he doesn't stand. He doesn't stand a chance. Yeah, I need a lock
We're gonna turn we're gonna turn bark into the jake paul of crypto
That'd be that's cool as fuck
That's the plan 100 you know how many people
Want to be one of the best
You know how many people want to see
Not just chilling they want to see me get my ass kicked
They want to see shilling villain get their ass kicked. This will be the most watched fight
In karate history and that shows history
The best thing you guys could do if you really want to go viral and monetize this is we get you both together
Practicing knocking each other out at the same time until you perfect it
You're gonna you're gonna walk out of it with some cte both of you
You're gonna be talking like that that football player. Yo, he's already
Alex is already in my dm's asking like are we actually going are we going 100 hard? Yes
He's already asking me like are we actually trying 100% like are we really gonna hurt you like punch as hard as we can
Like what the fuck is this shit, dude?
Yes, yes, yo, like you guys are gonna fight. Yeah, but what kind of question is that? What am I supposed to say to do?
I'm gonna knock his ass out real quick
Nah, if i'm training him he gonna knock whoever i'm training is winning
After alex heard the paper towels for the mouth piece he he's interesting
If you're not a 24 if you're not a sub 23 year old columbian female, yo bomba he ain't paying you shit
I'm 32 years old
I mean, I don't work for free. I train celebrities for real and i get paid and i'm good at myself
All right. Well, you got a you got a coke head on the loose here. Yo, he ain't paying you shit. Alex
I wish I had it
Who is she talking to? No, she's talking to herself. She's a wizard talking to herself. He's a fairy
Lisa said that spectators should have a dog. Um, you got a kid Fabio with you
Yeah, I just had a I just had a kid to live with you
Because he's black bro, what type of shit is that? No, no, no, like would you i'm not
Hey, I should fire mark shit
You bringing him
Yo, bro, you work on a computer. Why don't you bring your ass to florida and pay him and live out in florida
So you could be uncomfortable in training properly. Yo, I gotta train and I gotta train him. Where's atlas gonna sleep
I'm in. I live in boca raton great area
I'll take care of atlas for you. She'll be fine. I'll walk her daily. Um, i'll make sure she goes out
I'll feed her
Yo, you got a squeezer and you gotta say all the yeah, i'll be very good. You gotta say all the baby voice words
And you gotta throw the ball and I do all that. I love throwing balls with that. You got a brusher
This nigga abused his animals. That's crazy
Yep, I could yo very easily this ain't lisa joe yo, you gotta really really try. Okay, hold on
We we people get killed over dogs all the time, bro
Make sure you cut her properly. Don't brush against the grain like you really got to do it. Okay
Fabio, would you fabio you really would come out here? Yo
The price was right
For like for like a shorter shorter period like maybe like a week or so
But like two months two months away from from the kids
From the kid. I need to be very hard
Especially as new as it is, but if you came down here
I could train I could train with you
That's not a bad idea
And then bringing him up by you for a week or two to introduce you to like matt brown's gym and all the connections
He has another good idea
Yo, we gotta get this
We gotta get it figured out. Like we gotta get the logistics. I don't mind going down to florida for a bit
I think you should do a month in florida two weeks in ohio two weeks in new york city. Yo
All right
Why would you go to new york?
To train with you dickhead
How much of a difference if complete beginner how much how much impact could that could 90 could we get accomplished in like 90 days?
A lot like it depends how much you train with him if you move to florida
He's a dad, bro. If you move to florida and you give him a good opportunity
He's obviously going to give you his best
If you try to stay where you're comfortable at you're not really going to gain much from it
No, i'm not sound like you make a good amount of money you do
I went maximum like how much of a difference would it be zero training versus?
Bro, bro, it'd be a night and day fucking difference
Bro, you gave me two weeks. I could get you in a very very good spot. Yo, i'll go down there
I'll drive i'll drive down there asap
Know let me know you're already getting cheap driving. I'll drive. Well, I gotta bring atlas. I gotta bring out
I can't fly the car. You go fly atlas. No, no, no, no, bro. Don't freak the fuck out
No, she knows she won't be she won't be able to i'll put that tesla on
Why don't you commit to it though? Go to florida get an airbnb since you're coming to him, you know
Put her on one of those like little baby things on a bicycle one time and she freaked the fuck she would not make it on
A flight yo, you have atlas drive the tesla on autopilot autopilot
And you jog in front of the tesla like rocky yo from from where you're at to florida. Yeah, I gotta meet book
Yo, i'll put on autopilot
Yo, and then i'll just twitter space and larp the whole day and then boom we'll be in florida
I'll be down there for three weeks. Whatever four weeks. We'll get airbnb
Fabio before you do it. Make sure you cut the brakes fabio every day. He says two weeks
We'll we'll get to a new level four weeks. I'll be a fucking machine
Villain chilling villain will be eating french fries and fucking hookers in columbia and boom before you know it
I'm gonna walk into that arena on karate night. I'm gonna kick his ass
I'm gonna get 250 grand clean books is gonna walk away with 250 grand from sponsors and boom
I might walk away with 250 mil
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna bet on me and all that kind of shit
Yo, the problem is is like I have a feeling yo mike tyson mike tyson made 500 million dollars
But don king walked away with that money. Always remember that. I have a feeling that people are gonna cease in the villains condition
Wait, what?
No, i'm a don king his ass. I'm gonna just say yeah, I got it. That's why I say boy. That's crazy
You guys are gonna see me with the money team
Yeah, bark, I can't lie. You better hope alex. Don't hit me up because you're getting knocked out. Yo, he's not not
Yo, yo, bro. If alex is if alex trains with me
I'll put 25 000 to the charity of your choosing if you don't get knocked out put it like that
So yo, I got it. Yo, bomba. He is bomba. He
Get that money ready. He is not leaving. I can't lie. I'm a better trainer than you bro. Stick to mma. This is boxing
Bro, come on
Yo, it's technically karate
What have I told you for the last two years?
Yo, I don't give a fuck about that book. What is it? What is it?
Let me let me see if you know what it is. Let me see if you know what it is
No, because I listen, I don't give a fuck about y'all little boys talking. Anyways, roman are talking
When y'all little boys are talking web don't care. You gotta just keep it on mute
Sometimes you just stay on mute
Anyway, can you wish emcee happy birthday? Oh happy birthday emcee happy birthday emcee
Listen are we doing this or what?
Bark when you go on the floor. Yo, yo, you books, you know i'll get in the car and i'll and i'll leave tomorrow
Fabio you want him to come tomorrow
Bro, like I said whenever he's ready i'm with it
Wait, where do you bark? Where do you live? Taiwan
Okay, have fun on that drive. No, it's cool. It's cool, bro. I got a I got an asian sugar daddy
He'll find me out immediately
Is that the reason you usually stay quiet because you live 15 hours from florida. Oh
Bro he literally said yo, you're in miami. You're in miami, bro
No, i'm in bokeh. Yeah, so a little yo, I need to maximize the I need to maximize the rules, right?
Like I need boxing. Would you say boxing is like 90 percent of it in one kick?
That yeah if you're gonna fight alex the way he's describing he can't fight you i'm fighting your grandpa
Yeah, bernard hawkins was like 52
Here's how alex is 25 year old
Alex is gonna pressure the entire he's gonna be coked up right when the bell right when the bell rings
He's gonna be going to rip his head off. We're gonna do lines before he comes out
He's gonna pressure him the whole time
He's gonna try to do like those hard ass shin kicks the leg kicks
So bark needs to learn how to check him bark needs to learn how to how to prepare for someone
That's gonna pressure the whole time and constantly be coming at him
Yo, you saw the the thumbs up chamaya versus kevin holland fight
This nigga is
He got to prepare for that like someone that keeps coming at him
That's it. Yo, it's two. It's two bites. It's two two-minute rounds
So there's no like chipping people out and like it sounds like your sex life. You'll be good. Yeah, that's fine
Dude, I got more. I got work to do, bro. I ain't spending all day in the bedroom. Yo
And you know if I two-minute two-minute rounds, you know
There is no time to be like chopping it down and like winning like whittling away the way that
So it is gonna be quick. It's gotta be explosive
Yeah, I can't lie bark just from that one explanation right there
I feel like you're gonna win if the fact that you know that already that's more than half the battle
Most people think they have all the fucking time in the world. That's a really good mindset to have approaching it
That's literally it just be fast and explosive and it's only two minutes. It's gonna be over before you know it
Yeah, I mean i'm fighting a i'm fighting a grandpa, yo
But I I need the right style of training if i'm doing like i'm not gonna
I mean, do you want to do good or do you want to do great?
Yeah, I want to treat him like he's your age and he's just as badass as you are. Treat him like that
Got a shitty trainer so you need to do great
That's crazy. Bamba
I'll just fuck him
All right, paul. That's ready
Paul you train me for free for three months and I fight you
Oh damn yo, um, does any of the hosts the co-host want to do me a favor and remove him for stupidity?
You didn't because that was the dumbest thing
Anybody I train I guarantee they'll not so you want to give me the you want to give me the sauce
I could give you the sauce
I could give you the sauce the blueprint the fucking
Architectural design whatever you want and nothing you do will ever amount to anything. I do in life athletically
professionally
Family-wise like there's literally web if you talk about top tier people like you're a beta male at best. All right, paul
All right, buddy, you probably shave your chest here. I understand you don't want to treat me
I I got it. I'm glad you got that from that because saying no would have been too easy
What yeah paul don't want to smoke
Yeah, definitely not nigga like not that
He's like put the match back down
That's crazy
Actually just raised my blood pressure that was crazy that was stupid as fuck what was so crazy about it
I'm not a professional boxer. You are you could train anybody to give them hints, which I already partially have
Anyways, so like let's go. Yo, bro bark would beat you up right now with no experience. All right, bro. Now we're getting crazy
I I guarantee you from the way bark's mentality was how he explained that
Yeah bark's gonna prove why you're all barking he's all bite
Damn you heard that
So you could think I have whatever I don't have or do have it's fine, bro
I asked you a simple question you faded it just like you faded the tommy fury fight and it's perfectly fine, paul
The embalm by throwing me laughing emojis on the table, bro. Holy shit. Why why why do you think I got what?
He's throwing you laughing emojis
What are you guys boyfriends?
Wait, who just said i'm throwing them laughing emojis?
What y'all got going on up in here? Wait, who said i'm not throwing no one laughing emojis. All right, Paula
It's paul. Love
Bomba like love bomba dickhead
Yeah, that's what it says in your bio, bro. Don't come at me because you know, bro. Don't don't come back
Yo, yo, hold on read books this bio and see the hooked on phonics part and go subscribe. You dumb. Fuck
That yo, that's $50 a day
Paula bomba. Oh, there you go. That was better. You did
When you carry it with the back of your throat it really
Web your bald short sat with a book bag. You look like a ninja turtle, bro. I don't give a shit books
Stop stop trying to tag team me with your professional
We're running a train on you right now. That's crazy. Eiffel tower
You're not nobody's tag teaming bro. You gotta stop web
What am I doing? Listen, but if we were a tag teaming you we'd be high five right above your head. Anyways
When you're going to florida
I'm messaging him right now. Yo, you got it right now, but I need I need no, I need the right style of training
It's I need the right style of training regardless, bro. Regardless had a good faith. You say Fabio, but thank you
Here's a dojano dog. I don't know. I'm taking care of him. I'm taking care of him
I know I know but that's like, you know, here's a dojano dog
Like this one's got a boxing glove coming out of it. It's it's fucking test. Yo, yo, i'm taking care
But books the main thing is is like yo, it's it's not a matter of if someone's a good trainer or they're qualified
It's that I learned the right style of fighting to kick alex's ass
Brother the thing with the thing I like about fabio is
He was a beginner at 21 years old and just decided one day like you almost start fighting you understand
So he understands how it is being new
He's not someone that's going to try to beat on you and do some try to prove nothing to you or none of that, bro
You got to look at you got to look at how how
Bro, look at how he talks to us when he's on spaces dog
Very very polite very professional not really trying to prove anybody on stage for him
100 and you'll never know that yeah, if you didn't know what he what he's how long you think I need to go to florida
like four weeks
You need to go to florida for two three weeks
now bro, yo
Just some real perspective you if you really want to do it
It depends do you want to win just because you think you could win or do you want to win and make it look really?
Good, you know, I want to win. I want I want him to be
I gotta put on a show a little bit
So then you gotta you gotta put you you know all about investing
So this would be something you actually have to invest your time in
And he could work around your schedule, especially if you're gonna pay him what you're paying him
He's yours for the month, right?
So you make your schedule the way you need it to be but you're gonna have to work out a few times a day
And you literally should take at the very least eight weeks to go down there and
Kind of remove yourself from the shit that you're doing you'll learn a lot about yourself
And not only that you'll learn the craft which means you're not going to win
And it just looks good
Like it's going to look great and there's going to be like a distinct difference in that
And it could set up a lot of other opportunities for you, too
Whether you're fighting again or not, yo eight weeks is the whole camp
Yeah, you want to do eight weeks. How many rounds? So you said two two minute rounds?
Yeah, two two minute rounds there if the fight is looking even they'll do more, yo
Yeah, I would do
Eight weeks and take it real sit like you work on a computer. So you can work wherever, bro
I would take it real seriously
It's it's a lot harder for him to come to you because he's got a kid
But from what book said too, he does have great mannerisms
So he'll be able to teach you and explain things rather than just being aggressive about stuff
So you actually you take it in and that that's what you want when you're starting off something
Yo, i'm down
I got no I got
Just if you commit I promise you you let we talk again in two months and you'd be very very happy
Not just boxing wise but like the confidence you get from boxing and learning like a new skill set
It permeates into like other aspects of your life. So you only can get better from it in many many ways
In many many ways
Yeah, i'ma sure except paul paul's the only one that
Can't get better from it
What would you say little man?
Yeah, you're a shitty person. So
All right, yeah, let me be a shitty person but take the good advice that's all i'm saying
It's what anything you do. You don't get lucky just doing it right away. Like you got to put in time to it
Everyone has an animalistic attraction to violence. So if you get punched, yeah, you're probably gonna punch back
It's fight or flight, right? You already sound like you got a good mindset
How much how much like what percentage of if if like what percentage of fighting is luck?
Is luck yeah, like genuine I mean that genuine, you know, you can laugh web but like genuine probably like half to be honest
You you don't you don't know
Like no one's a hundred percent when they go fight like someone's hands always fucked up
We're like the hairline fracturing their jaw like that ankle might be fucked up bad achilles
Like no fighters ever a hundred percent when they go fight
so that gives the other person a huge advantage like
I would say looks like half of it. The other half is just being fucking consistent
And not thinking you're better than you are
And that too like the fact that he's 45
It shouldn't matter to you if he's 45 and you're young you should be able to beat the fuck out of him
So if you go there and you don't really invest your time in it and you don't beat the fuck out of him
Remember that you said he's 45 and you should be able to whoop his ass. So it's really what you put into it, bro
Bark you're ever watching a fight bro. It's very easy to get caught slipping too, man
Like you're you're one human one brain, you know, you can't think of everything at once
You're like damn. Why doesn't he cover that side of his face?
Or he he just had an open shot. He could have took think about that. So
There's a definitely a good amount of luck. Yo, and what you're not thinking clearly and shit when you're it's not about just about
Thinking clearly you can't think of everything adrenaline is a motherfucker
You're gonna be tired before you get to the ring and put to your first fight, especially the televised
I swear to god it's adrenaline be the worst fucking shit
The fight is easy. You're gonna get your ass beat when you train it. Five. Yo is gonna be tough with you
I might even pop up on you just to make sure like we help you out. But
You literally like the trainings the hardest part the fights the easiest part except you got adrenaline you worried about the referee
What this nigga's mommy saying what you're thinking it's it's not fun, bro
You go to a lot of mental warfare just walking out to the ring
Eight weeks you'll knock them out bro. Yeah, you know, I got I got 90 days 90 days
So what I would do is come up with a game plan and not rush it and go tomorrow because you probably burn out fast
But take a week jump some rope do some like real basic staples of shit
Have a real solid plan for where the fuck you staying
Bobby will break down you tell him when you got to work because clearly you got to clock in online
He'll create your schedule based around that you're gonna work out like a good three
Maybe even four times a day
Sometimes if you include like running stretching and stuff like that
You really got to like put into it and you got to space workouts out
So you go like you go in and out of the gym
three, four times like cardio workout and then like a boxing workout and then like what kind of like hit style stuff or like
Me personally I wake up so my schedule is kind of fucked
I wake up at 4 a.m
And I go run five miles
And then I get back and I work I do like a circuit for like an hour for strength and conditioning
That's at like seven and then around like 12 I go back uh 10 I go back to the gym
I do boxing then I rest until five and I do boxing again
And then I rest until eight and I run
You only got to do half that every day
Not like six days a week, but at first he should try to kill you if he's smart
Like you you want to you want to be you you can't build up without breaking down, bro
It's mentally he's gonna fuck you if he's good at what he's doing. He you're definitely gonna want to quit
If you have the balls like you're talking you're not gonna quit you just want to how much you'll push through it
How much of the training is cardio like a lot?
Me motherfuckers boxing. It's fighting. You got
Fights aren't meant to last two minutes fight
Yo, what street fights like me and web got in the fight like think about it
That motherfucker's fat if he grabbed me he'd probably be like a quick five second fight because I choke him out
You gotta run around for two minutes bro
You better run for the first couple minutes because I swear to god i'm gonna juggle not when I get mad
Yeah, if you're not getting hit
Or if you're not hitting somebody you're probably getting hit and vice versa
Like it's two minutes
He could tell you the truth even if you're hitting me or people like me
I don't give a fuck i'm gonna run through them bitches and fuck you up. I swear to god
Yo, everybody's a fucking hero around here what the fuck this shit is crazy, how about you just fight?
Yeah, there's no expectation of who wins you fucking fight. It's such a bitch ass. Fuck you paul
For real you backed out of my fight just like you backed out of tommy's
It's fucking fine bro, I get it. I got more talent in my pinky good for your pinky
Damn damn, why everyone fighting up here? I don't know, but you got a fat ass. That's crazy
About to follow you that's wild made you look huh?
It really did. Oh, is it real? Is it fake?
No, it's not fake
I don't even want to comment because i'm gonna say some dumb shit y'all
If you behave I got you
Yeah, it's all cheeseburgers and chicken wings
And me not going to the gym
Do you wash your chicken before you cook it
I ordered it from a restaurant. Oh my god. I don't even want to do it. Yo, you go ahead
Yeah, you just turned us all off. That's crazy
Yo, pal, that's who you got in a fight shilling villain or bark
Yo bark's winning for sure
I got money on bark
Honey, yo, I missed you guys. I've been like
Not in spaces at all not i've been posting on twitter
But like not really into it because just like i'm trying to
Change my locations to my store so much fucking work doing runouts and shit like oh my god
It's so much work
I can't wait till april 1st and then i'll be back more but like don't you know dogs are going to the fucking moon guys
Let's fucking go
Was that an april fool's joke?
It's not april 1st
Where's brooklyn get her back in here
Yeah, he's about to turn up again bucks. Um, oh brooklyn gonna fight her
Yo, we can set it up. Oh my god
I'll trade it for free. I want bro. I would love to see brooklyn. Yo, she trains with my boys, too
I would love that i'll train you if you fight brooklyn. Don't worry about it
Your name's not web
You're trying to train you in all kind of ways. This man crazy. I don't
Yo, monnie you got you got you got my back
Bro, I need it. I need to fight people like
Things are way too expensive to be fighting here. Let's be real. No, no, this is where do you live?
Yeah, it was like this this chihuahua couldn't stop barking. Yeah, I live in canada
Yo almost 400 500 people in the room. She came on the stage. Everybody did
Yo, I swear they got everybody
I'll go down
I was like damn like really it's like that these days they come up here and people leave them like what?
I haven't been on spaces in so long. Not you that girl. Okay
Oh, I didn't see her. Oh, yeah
Good, you're good. That's good. Did she want to fight me?
Yeah, yeah, she thinks she want to fight
About 1500 because of her bro
Thank you. I've been brockland books. Lots of money because of her talk about I don't even care about the 1500
Yo, it's just because it's her like she came up here. I swear to god, you know, she looked like rio
I thought you said because of me. I like yo, I haven't been in your space in so long making you guys lose people
Damn, kick me off right now
I didn't know she was shorter than the top rope
Yo, I got it. I got a suggestion
There should be a section in the fight thing called founder fighting like founders fighting each other. That'd be funny as fuck
No, that's what that is yesterday. It was mostly all project founders, right?
No, it wasn't
Yeah, it was yeah coin
Bro, I would have been up there because you know damn well, man. I would have been up there too
Yo, we have to my yo, that's why you have to market and promote yourself bro, like it's so
promote what
Bro, it worked like bitcoin pump like a motherfucker and they launched a bitcoin and fucking hold on man
It works bro, okay
Acid you gotta really find an opponent bro. We can push for it, bro
I'll make anybody my opponent opponent. I'm too high already. But you know what shit wait, yo, how about you fight web?
He's too wet
Money would
It's just gonna be bad for him, but that's gonna be bad for you whatever
I'm gonna
Sound like a gay version of yourself, bro. That's fine, bro. I could sound like whatever that's cool
like that doesn't bother me and I know for a fact somebody that is five eight a hundred and fifty pounds is not touching me
I can't see you. I will tell you this though. I'll tell you this though. I do
We could do it though, that's fine, how old are you 12 fuck
So you're trying to beat up 12 years now. Yeah, I guess so
Me up with a 12 year old because you don't want to train me so I could whip
a grown-ass man
Definitely like half the time on spaces
He's like sitting on the toilet trying to take a shit, but he's constipated from the perks wet and huffing and puff
I don't take perks bro. Well, oh you a payment bro. That makes so much more sense. I don't take perks
You pop a perk I used to take
No, I did take perks for like 10 years bro for real and I haven't for like six
Second because I don't appreciate it because I literally haven't taken the opioids for six
And it was something that affected my life and my family so for me to sit here and be accused of being something i'm not
I'm not I don't do perks. All right percolator my best
Anyways, labamba train your boy
Percolator, I got you train your boy lab. Who are you gonna train? Are you gonna stay off the perks though?
I don't need shut the fuck up. I don't need to train. Nobody. I want to fight la mamba, but he's too big
I always slap you in front of your kid
His mini me over here he could catch it too
Yeah, you sound like you trying to fuck both of us which is zesty ass bro relax, are you gonna go train alex?
Why would I go to a better job training alex labamba or web?
Clearly he would this motherfucker's been boxing his whole life. No, I haven't beat him up
How long you been boxing?
Llamamba i've only been fighting three years. I'm just pretty decent at it. So I got moved up
All right, three years. Yo, what made you start boxing?
I was homeless
Like full-blown homeless bro in the street. Yeah, I lived on the sixth train in new york
You could google about it. There's a bunch of stories written about it was um, I got off at ten dollars
I hadn't eaten in a few days
To last like one round and get like some amateurs stand out from the bronx
And um, I lasted one round. I got to eat. I ate like a slice and uh, welch's grape juice
Yo, how well you know pete and rich? I know pete dawson really well. I know, uh hitch and sin, uh
From like amateurs like you come out and visit them type shit or no
Pete yeah, I don't know richard like that. He's just a real good boxing good dude
Like you see pete you come out and see him
Yeah, see pete all the time
Let me know next time you're with him church street and all that. Hey, yo books. You still let me know next time
You're with him. I'll pull up on you. Hey books. You still be talking to dutch. I'm not a dutch. Huh?
Wait you live in the bronx? No
I'm not gonna say where but they're they're both my neighbors like
Like next door type shit, you understand? Oh, we're I got you. Yeah
Yeah, web sucks though yo, you would think of my
That now is maybe
Wait, what'd you say? You know junior charrif's son
No, is that charrif the trainer
Maybe by face. I know mad people from new york boxing watch. It's like
Yeah in brooklyn, yeah, yeah, that's like my brother yo, yeah
Yeah, web's the home that world. I love that world. Yo
Yo, and you're a homeless bum that finally became something so good for you
Yo, why are you coming? Hold on. I just really want you to think of your words. You said i'm a homeless bum that
Guess what this nigga never was homeless always held it down solid. So fuck you and I mean
Back the box so you can make yourself something
Yeah, you guys got
Not not to be an asshole and talk about like who's more successful than not bro, but I don't think
The last time i'm gonna take uh, uh advice from a homeless person is gonna be right now
Literally, you get too worked up. Yeah, no, I don't know. I'm like when I see you, I swear to god
Just think it was living on a train and now it's something is gonna come up here and try to
fucking diminish other people
You fucking got a dirty fucking mouth
Bro i'ma hug you when I see you
Fuck that
I'ma hug you when I see you. We ain't hugging. I'm hugging you bro
You gonna give me a tough love tough love really i'm hugging you bro
You don't want to fucking play with me. I'm hugging you bro. That's it
I'm hugging you bro web web web web. What do you get be honest with me? I'm asking you as a brother, yo
What do you get out of fighting people on the internet? Yeah from crying on the internet like a little bit
You know what you mean you need some
Why don't you ask one of these lovely ladies up in here to borrow you some
Kotek literally knew what he was doing knew I was gonna spaz and just now he's like, what do you get?
What do you get books from fucking instagram? Web the fucking don't ask don't ever
Entertainment don't ever ask web anything about the ladies because web type of guy to meet some girl on the internet and pay
That has never been a problem for web web i'm back so she says sorry you're not my uber driver yo and
Yo, not for nothing, but I had my shorty come on a space and break it down for the whole bitch is ugly, bro
I remember that space everybody left just to let them know so you had niggas barking at the girl, bro
I don't want here web
But webster a hundred percent webster austin
You got a wider name than me niggas
Not my last name though. I got a nigga last night
Why is everyone yelling
You said what why is everyone yelling right now? No one's yelling who no one's yelling you used to getting choked, huh?
Pardon me. Yeah
I'm talking to you, bro
Hi, b. There's sweetheart. I love you. Hi, honey, but you laugh not surprised. Um
Bamba you seem like a nice guy, but you need to tell the fuck
Yes, ma'am. I apologize. I got you. Thank you. I appreciate that. I love you palace
I love you b. You're a good girl
So y'all motherfuckers caused some chaos with this
Yo, we're gonna we're gonna start causing chaos that's it
Yo, like this is this is it. It's a bull run and we can do we could just set up all these fights
Think about it. Let's go. I'm all the way with it. Let's capitalize off this
Stop instigating me, please
Yo, I can't
Can you spell instigate bro, seriously get the fuck out of here you can't even use a computer
Oh my goodness
I can't help it bro because you feed into it and you start huffing and puffing and taking the inhaler and everything blowing no house down
Big bad no wolf little bitch
Yo, I think there's a train that has your name on it somewhere. I think there's a train that has your mom's name on it
Where's monty at?
Yo monty you gotta get a new picture bro
I I when I joined this space three years ago
You were sending this same exact selfie to bitcoin baddies and all them bro. You gotta get a new one
That's wild go get a lineup tomorrow and take a new selfie my brother for real
That picture is older than my fucking web3 career
I swear to god yo when I was brand new in this space
He would go up on the space and send that selfie and they would rate him. I'll never forget that selfie shoot your shot
Remember those days now he's farming he ain't even there
Yo, book tomorrow. We used to do the prank calls
Those were like you wouldn't do it. But like
Before bitcoin baddies rugged everyone and to do the prank calls. Those were fun
There's good times
Wasn't paula in the bitcoin baddies, too
Nigga, I don't even know what the fuck that is, but I guarantee if you had to pay for it
Yo, it's in his name, it's his name literally so I don't want to hear you literally
You give spanish people a dumb fucking name, nigga. I'm not spanish. So
Even better. Hold on. Hold on say spanish again. What is bitcoin baddies?
Oh, it's a group that paula was in with a bunch of other women
Um, it was kind of weird. He never hit any one of them, but he hung out with them all the time
Bro, you sound like an ai making up stories
Of them like shut the fuck up web say spanish again spanish
Oh my god
Bro my god, I can't help it. Yo, I can yo some days
Yo, I swear to god some days I wake up I tune into his space i'm up early
I'm like yo, I love this kid. Yo, i'm gonna leave him alone today. I'm not gonna bother him
And then someone that I know on stage comes up
Then I I just know yo that i'm gonna be able to instigate I fucking do it. I can't help it
Like I can't I like doing it. Yo, I like doing it because it gets a rise out of him
He starts talking fast and sweating. Yo, the sweat is dripping. You can hear it in the background, bro
Poor guy's farting and shit. You can see the saturated fat dripping off of his face. Holy fuck you're doing me
So dirty and it's fine. You sound like a dirty nigga, bro
Dirty what's a real haircut for once in his life he has cellulite on the back of his neck 100%
Yo, what?
That's crazy
Fuck you books. Well with friends like you don't need enemies, bro. That's crazy
I'm not even fat like that either. So that's like the even crazier part like the fuck
What do you mean fat like that?
That was not me. Are you fatter than that or the same?
That was not me
You sound like a thick bitch, bro
You want me to send you a pic in your dm's that you I realize you better not
Please don't send it to palace she likes those
Send me what wait send me what whatever he was trying to send me I told him to send you you're gonna send me
No, no palace
I was getting sent like three ethereum and I really like that. Thank you. You gotta talk to the homeless guy. He's rich
I'm broke, bro
I'm broke as hell if I would sell my nfts i'd be rich but
Yeah, bark. Yeah, I could say I could sell all my dough right now and make it real good
You got a lot of dogecoin
Yeah, I got in so my first pro fight was january 9 2021
And I think I bought it like on january 6 before it reached like a full penny or some shit
A lit transaction. Yeah, you heard about dojanals
I'll train you if you want to teach me and I make money though, then you can save money
Little little tip for tat. Yo, I got fabio in the dm's
I got fabio in the dm's right now bamba. You think you just beat you think you can beat fabio
beat fabio on what
and in being my uh sensei
Um, I don't want to take any money from my guy fabio
What if I did like a little bit with him a little bit with you?
I would I charge more than him, bro
I've been doing this a little longer
No, I know like a little bit of training with him and then a little bit of training with you, too
Man, if you can afford me, are you coming to l.a? Have you come to l.a? Oh, you're in l.a
I'm going on tour for like a month too. I leave in like a few days mark. At least he's not in boston
Yeah, fuck boston a bunch of bitch ass niggas. No, I'm investing. Yo, I'm invested
I'm walking out of this. I'm walking out of this fight with some bags. I'm investing fam. I have an important question
What's up? Where is jen?
I think uh
Yo, i'm walking out of this fight with some bags. Yo, so i'm willing to invest
Yeah, you can stay at my yo, but yeah
If you if you act like a bitch bro
Then i'll just tell you to fuck off and leave because I don't want to waste my time
And there's not enough money in the world to make me like hate my life for an hour or two or three a day
All right, then dude. I mean
I'm no promises dude. Like I don't know what to say. Like i'm going i'm
What does acting like a bitch mean like quitting like
I'm scared. I don't want to do that. Like nah, fuck all that like yeah, like yo, if you say you're scared, I literally
This ain't no
This ain't no like twinkie planet fitness bullshit, fam
Like like you see me you see my you see me up top. Do you see my pimp post up top?
Imagine training johnny bravo. That's what's gonna
Bark go right now and watch the video on youtube right now while we're on here of neon
Sparring with ryan garcia if in any way shape or form you're gonna behave how neon behaved
That's what you know, I already know if it's not a video then I don't have to do shit. No, no
Yeah, basically you need to be like 10 years. I've been powering me to be like what's that dude?
That guy is ass beat by sauna strictly. No, no, no, bro. That dude
Powerlift training. I already know what you're doing. You already start
I've been powerlift training for 10 years. Yo, I need to go
I this ain't no like I need motivation to like lose some fucking weight type shit
I'm trying to get real training by someone that knows what the fuck that they're doing so I can I can knock shilling villains cocaine
Cocaine. Yeah, you can literally google me, bro. I built a million dollar business off of teaching how to people at a bar
That's good. I'm just saying there's literally a matter of if you want to like
Have you ever been punched in the face? Yeah, of course have been punched in the face
But I need the I need the skill. I mean if you ask web, I guarantee he's never has because he runs
Yeah, you know I mean, so like I'd ask he never seen shit in his life
Yo, but I need this I need the I need someone that understands the rule set of this of this karate shit
So that I can take advantage
Whatever what the fuck that is crazy
I'm glad that you're getting your
Stripes and you're gonna actually get into a fight for the first time in your life. But yo sound like a hater, bro
Literally just got hated on and tried to be yo now I got bark picking on me, too
He's never been in a real fight i've been in fights
What what fights have you been in?
I've been to jail. I've been in fights in jail. I've been in fights. How many times you dropped this?
I had a fucking gray goose bottle smashed over my head still fighting
You need new friends. What the hell is wrong with you?
I got you need to hang out with better people. What's wrong with you? I got jumped anyways, I could see why
So it's not like i've never not been in a fight and i've been beat up but yo but my nose split
Yeah, we could you could easily you have to drop anyway
No, I think I got it. I know what time it is. I gotta go
Yeah, that'd be easy just web do you not realize we're ignoring you bro, we're trying to talk about something important at me
Yo, it's no problem. No one's trying to even talk to you
I'm like 198. Yo you either monty don't at me until you knock the nigga out. I don't want to hear you
I'm like 197. I think I got to get down to 190 or maybe 185
Oh, yeah, that's easy that will come off from like the running yeah jump rope feel like worried about that. I'm not worried about that
so you just need you have
Three months to where you just need to focus on learning the craft of like
karate, I think karate is karate
Like just just so you know, yeah, you can learn all of that
But just so you know every martial art the one sport they all go to for stand-up is boxing
That is a fact. That's where the fight starts
Yeah, there's no ground working. That's the only smart thing that web has said that's he's right
But yeah, all you gotta be able to do is check hooks and block and then most most times that people are just learning
New things all at once. You're not gonna get a bunch of kicks
You guys are just gonna end up duking it out and it's probably gonna look real messy with being honest
Well, you know do i'm fighting that grandpa, yo, but at the same time look there's no groundwork. So
There's kicking and it's like kicking it's it's kind of like kickboxing, but the the rules are weird
There's no like they'll stop you if you push them up against the wall
We were trying to get rules earlier today, but people couldn't shut the fuck up
I was trying to ask the co-founder of the karate league and people were telling me all the rules that had didn't know what the rules
Were so I was trying to figure it out. But yo, apparently if they push up against the books
What is it? If they go up against the wall, you can't
You can't do ground and pound you can't tackle them and get on top of them. It's just kicking and punching
That's it. No clinching. None of that shit. So you need to learn boxing. How's it not kickboxing?
brother, you can't kick the hamstring though either
Kickboxing rules kickboxing rules and karate rules are two totally different things. So
You need to go and learn karate from
Mr. Fabio
You need to learn boxing from bamba and from both of them
You need to learn discipline and you know learning how to control yourself and things like that really finding yourself, bro
Yeah, and don't be a bitch like web and then you do that. You got the trifecta right there
Bark you need to yo like there's a lot you got to learn bro
A lot you gotta learn. Where's sassy bark?
What happened to sassy bark?
Yeah, he's about to change. He's about to throw out all that loo
Like he's on this new movement like brain bark. He's gonna throw out the lulu lemon. He's gonna start rocking some amiri
I like it. I like it. Yo guys
We miss you too palace
I thought you saw that pudgy penguin at the top. No
You know me i'm gonna sell the one on the bottom. The one that's down low. I also have
um, but um
I like to buy two jojano dogs so I could sell one because you know, you know how I am
If I only have one of something I won't sell it
You know me my emotionally attached
Yo, I don't care what it is you see an nft go from one east to 30 east you gotta sell that shit, bro
I know i'm trying. I know like why would you be emotionally attached to money?
Um, okay. First of all, so my jojano dog looks exactly like my dog who's 13 years old
so it's really hard to get rid of that because I feel like
I want it forever because when he dies that
I'm always gonna have
My dog with me in a sense and like because he has blue glasses
My I have a tattoo your dog looks like web
My jojano dog looks like my my actual dog and I have a tattoo of my dog
And he has blue glasses like that and he has a gold chain and a snapback
I mean you could screenshot the nft keep that and make the money, you know
You're right, but it's not the same I would sell my grandmother for a profit, bro
Yo, you can't be selling grandma
That's me and I would fire my brother I don't I ain't come I compartmentalize like a motherfucker with business
There's no emotions. That's how rich people get that's why bezos is bezos because he don't give a fuck. Yeah, but
Okay, yeah, but
Imagine telling someone that helps you start up
Your shitty business that ended up being cute and you tell them like I would have given you more if you asked for it
But you didn't so live with it. That's the boss
You gotta be cutthroat baby. I turned in my online store into an actual storefront and
I didn't have to sell my grandma or nothing for it. So I need a sugar mama. So what's up?
This is the wrong girl
You're talking the queen of simps right now. Yo, who's the noise coming?
So they could pay all our bills
Every time she talks, there's a guy in the background. Yeah, what the fuck's going on over there pals?
Oh my friend
Oh a friend
Yeah, interesting best friend
Oh, yeah, like your buddy
But he made a joke
She's my best friend. Like is this a best friend like someone you would introduce web to?
Yeah, I would got you got you got you. Oh, wait web's really gay. I like web
Why are we hitting on web?
I've been caught. Yo my fault bro. I don't mean to buy it if you that's my bad. But why are we hitting on web?
Like I know I didn't know he was actually gay. That's my bad. I I'm not I'm not
I'm not gay
Yo, the nigga's definitely gay bro. He's not gay. He's bi. They rugged a million dollars
Oh my god, you guys are so good. Please go. Go. Please you can't be by it
All right, he's actually by he's try you like
You like men women and they them
Paula you got kids
Don't know kids, okay you clarified okay books how many kids you got
Yo, listen, listen, okay. All right. I'm just i'm just checking. I just want to make sure my best my bisexual dick still works
I have a chihuahua. I have chihuahua. Yo, you you know how many gay niggas have kids bro
That that is not a good argument to stand on at all
Yeah, nah
I just wanted to make sure my my bisexual dick still worked. Paula. I mean
From the way you called me Paula you just proved my point
No, uh palace baba's name is palette. What is it? Paula? Paula Bamba, whatever. Yeah, pal. So i'm not calling
I know your name palace. I was talking to
Paula yo, this nigga's sassy, bro. That's crazy
Yo, you're you got more attitude than women
Life and you're calling me gay. That shit's crazy. How do you even know that word?
What what's word?
So the gay word you just said what's what word I would never even use that term and you just did
Where is Paula? I don't see a Paula bamba bamba is Paula click on his bio
It's the motherfucker with the long curly hair his ass
Paula bamba
I'm like, why is everyone calling me fucking Paula? Like it's not everyone. It's just web
It's only me calling your web. It's crazy
That I found out you was gay on the web. Now your name is wild, right? That's crazy as well
Yo, you know what's crazy too as I found out you were fucking homeless on the web so
I think you found it out because I said it but um, you learn something new every day. What other people say you were gay though?
Who's other people you and books are actually the people that said it so I mean something else said it too
Who am I gonna out them?
We don't snitch over here, bro. Oh, so they know because what I was sucking their dick like
Web he's just
You just said you're hot and bothered
Web knows what web does so you said you're hot and bothered right now. No, I'm I'm bothered
You're the one that's getting hot and bothered
Wait, what so you are? Yeah
Yo, you're coming out with all these fancy terms
Fancy to have yeah purple hair people use them
Purple hair people is that
Are you a pay web
No, clearly you've been doing a lot out there in la pala. So why don't you speak on it?
I'm gonna hug you when I see you bro
You are in hollywood
Oh, no, I live in hollywood hills. I got money
Oh, they come to you. Oh, I get it
But but that's one thing I agree with you. Like I said this before I will hug him if ever
I won't hug web
If you feel like a sad human being you gotta hug him. Hey bellies
Bugs, they're not used to your spaces being like this. I'm scared right now
Don't be why are you scared? This is karate life. We're in the fight business now
Oh, it's different now
I think we're matchmaking fights. But web is here trying to match make with men
I don't really know what's going on. It's all right. I'm not judging him or anything, but he's in denial right now
I thought me and pala had something but clearly he goes a different way
It's fine
You just said you're gay and i'm not gay bro, it's literally
Bro, you're bad at talking shit. No, get out of my dms pala. I'm
Please stop sending me the pictures. I don't want to see them pala. You're weird
Yo, you don't want to know i'll dock some pala. So stop go ahead do it
Do it documents what kind of pictures are they web i'm savory
I'm definitely savory, bro
Wait, who asked what type of pictures they were
Trust me love you don't want to see it's nothing nothing to be amazing love already nothing at all coming from a gay guy
I can judge I can judge right now and it's not that big love. Trust me
I'm so not useless. What is happening? I'm thrown off by the uh
Now everybody knows web's gay
Now everyone knows and now everyone knows pala's been hitting on me in the dms. He's undercover
Which is fine, too
Noah believes that was it
That's crazy
Yep, yep, it is crazy
Yo, you start it up. See what you're starting to love. Yeah, you definitely outgayed everyone on this. Yeah. Yeah
Why are you guys fighting though? Why do we're not anymore now now you better not touch me
Yeah, you better not hug me because i'm gonna get a boner
Don't worry, buddy. I'll hug you from the back
Yo, I know how to defend this guy now. I'm just gonna be super gay
He won't fuck if you're just gonna be yourself. Why would I fuck with you? Yeah
He won't bother me
Unbothered now now that everybody knows he wants what web has
And can't have it unbothered
You moisturize, too
Well, how comfortable you are about running with this narrative?
You have no idea of the moisture right now
And yo the crazy part is pala's been asking me how moist and i'm like, yo, that's not
You really going in with this story telling bro, why are you enjoying this so much this ain't a story this is real life shit
Not only are you sassy
I might start using it. I might have to start using that word. I didn't hear it before until today
Which word is that the one you keep using?
Bro, that's crazy. Some girl just follow me on her bias sassy bitch
Like someone's literally listening to each shit because I haven't heard this word in like like ever. What the hell for real?
All is bringing it back
for anthony taylor
He said hello you fought anthony taylor or no?
Nah, we supposed to fight. I failed the mri though. Damn. That would have been a good one, right?
Always something with this pala guy
Yeah, my fault. I care about my brain you weirdo
You know the mri's
Again, always an excuse
It's fine. Some people make excuses. Some people just keep fucking
What does that mean to fail the mri
Um, I had early onset brain trauma, which is basically brain damage. So I had to take like six months off from getting hit
Oh makes sense
Makes fucking perfect sense
I don't mean to make fun of people with disabilities. I apologize pala. I take everything I said back
Hey, bro, it's not a problem to me being gay is a curse. So
Enjoy. Yo, i'm glad you feel that way. Um, and everybody knows how you feel about it. That's it's really good
Being gay is not a curse bomb, but that's
No, I meant being wet was a curse not being gay. No, you said being gay was
I'm not worried about getting cancelled. Yeah, sorry. You gotta get chaos
Web is my friend and he's gay so he can vouch for me. I love the gays
Yo, web and mamba web and mamba are definitely gonna become friends 100
Web is like web is social credit. He's gonna get him up later like yo
I was just putting on a show for them bah bah bah. I got asthma would never fight you
I already know y'all 100 web sneakers squeak when he walks. Yo, like they do not. Yo, they're fresh. I just bought
Jordan's look like a flat tire, bro. It looks like them fat bitches uggs from behind
A hundred percent web cut it out cut it out
Ain't no way, bro
No, you know those uggs bro, that looks like brand new like her heel is so fucking heavy on the
He's stretching that shit out and the fucking rubber looks like it's melting
Told him post a picture of the fresh Jordans. I want to see him. He never posted him
Yep, right up top. Go ahead and look
The fuck out of here, bro. If they're team Jordans, I'm good. You walk around with them for straight for Adidas, bro
Shut up. Yep. I know if they're team Jordans
I'm lucky anyhow
The fuck out of here, bro. Wait, is that really you wearing that footlocker, bro? Yeah, I do
People work there. That's just crazy, right? Yo, you wouldn't think it but
So anyways, yep, web's not that guy with the shirt off that was all little
That ain't me you look like you own a taco truck
And you sell shoes on the side. I do that's crazy, right?
You look like a vato
You have to see training day, bro
Go ahead now Paula. What do you got to say? I work at footlocker
How's your top hat bigger than your bottom what the hell
You do clearly see when you when you go to places web goes to and comes from legs ain't that important
You're a small man, bro
Yeah, I know little guy
No, but like the little guy behind you is taller than you
A fucking blown-up poster. It's like 12
Body looks like it belongs on somebody else bro. It really does
Yo, web web looks like the guy that's walking and everybody contento
He looked like that lobster
Motherfucker, right? Yeah, fucking big arms. Nobody, bro
Yeah, big arm. Nobody. Yep, web. Why you look so angry in that picture? Yo, because do you guys
I knew I had to take a picture today or yesterday for a reason
I had to bring my daughter back to the store to return to
Jordan's at footlocker. You bought those Jordans on marshals and took a picture
First of all that store's not even footlocker. That's finish line and I was bro. You bought your
Reason I took I knew there was a fucking you took a picture to prove. You got shitty
Jordan's get the fuck out of here bro. Who hurt you before you took that picture?
Now I believe that the mochi jacket ain't fit you bro. Yeah, don't fit me
Like you couldn't even get your arm in the sleep. No, I'm telling you bro. It does not fit
I'm not a little guy
No, you are a little guy look at your legs, bro
You don't even know i'm still too big you don't even know how to
You don't even know how to tie your shoes. I'm six two
I'm literally six two
Six two. Yeah
Six four if you include that six six four if you include the hair nine nine inches coming off the hips
Talk to a girl about it. Yo web looks like he owns a towing company and steals like
A hundred percent. Yo, he looks like he's got that fucking the chainsaw in his car ready to steal your catalytic converter. Yo
Bro, what's happening? Are you Puerto Rican or Dominican? What are you? You're not just black. I'm black. You're not just black
Yeah, i'm white too. Oh, that's why he's bald
That's why you bald that makes sense
Why does that make him bald because white people white people age bro, what are you talking about?
White people age like a motherfucker
You don't want to do this with me right now because i'm not even trying to command you
Pardon me. I would just leave it alone. I would just leave it alone. We don't want to cook. We don't want to cook
Let's leave it on truth. No, we've been cooking parla. I'm cooking you bro. Not hurt
We've been cooking parla. Nah, but white people age like like yo
I don't need nobody to train me have my back
I was just trying to see your palace really felt bad for you and pulled up to have your back
And now you're gonna say I don't want no one to have my back. No, I don't need nobody to have my back
Yo, you want her to have your back look at all the backs you got
No, you ain't lying there, but um, no, no web doesn't need support like she wouldn't let you hit little bro
You look like the hunchback of anyway, bro. I don't need it. Don't let me
Yo, you were still homeless on the train while I was
I was and now i've worked billions and you're still broke. We're gonna have footlock. That's fine. That's fine
And you bought your followers and it didn't make you a better person so it's fine it made me a rich one
So that's cool. Yeah, that's fine. You could be that. I would rather be me than you
Honestly looking at that picture of you, I would not rather be you in any case of the word web web web
Yo web all jokes aside. Do you want to set up a karate combat fight with them?
100 percent
How do we do that shit, bro
You gotta pay the introduce
Bro, they pay so you're gonna pull up get paid
I'll beat your way if I get paid to beat you up in front of people i'm gonna whip your ass, bro
Good do what you need it
You you walk you walk home barefoot after I beat you up
I'm not doing that shit. Yeah, loser loser walks home barefoot. What up?
Loser walk home barefoot
Web you can't assume that you're gonna lose bro. I said if he wants to fight then we could fight
I'm not walking home barefoot. Yeah, but how are you?
You're just gonna assume that you're gonna lose the fight
No, i'm not assuming shit, but i'm not about to be like oh i'm gonna beat this nigga's ass either
I'm not liking what if you have a chance? What if you beat him?
He got a chin in the neck though. I give him that look at that figure. He look like he's wearing football pads, bro
You might knock me out if you fucking fall over and headbutt me
And i'll take that dub. So what's up?
I bet you would web. Please make a video of you hitting the punching bag, please
Yo web have you ever seen the goonies?
No, I've never heard of it
How good you are at basketball web it if you lose you got to do the truffle shuffle in the ring
I don't even know what that is. It sounds gay. It's not gay. It's funny
We're making fun of you because you're fat. So I am body shaming and I apologize to everyone else
All right, but you still got to do the truffle shuffle
That's fine. You agree to this. I don't know what it is. You it's just you rub your
Oh, that's fine because i'm i'll be i'ma be in shape anyways
Ain't no amount of workout could get rid of that big ass head you gotta use, bro. That's fine
Yeah, you're gonna have to hit that big ass head nigga. Nah, I just gotta hit the face not the head big target for you
Perfect. We yo after i'm done. Yeah, i'm gonna donate my winnings to your shit talking one-on-one class
Maybe i'll learn something if you pay enough
That jesus christ
Your brain power must have went out the window. I think we've been on here. Yo, right i'm a dumbass
I I agree with you wholeheartedly, bro
Whole heart
No wholeheartedly whole heart. No, you're trying to give me your whole heart
Paula and I don't want it
Yep, is that what you do to deflect you add gay?
Is that like a defense mechanism from growing up from having traumatic things happen to you?
Because I don't want to make fun of it if it is
Now you gotta make me come out about how I was touched
Yo, that's just not cool. I wouldn't make jokes and make lights or something that might have not happened to you, bro
That shit's not cool at all. Well, i'm sorry if that happened to you, brother
Fucking crazy. Feel free. Feel free to slide in my dms if you like to discuss now
See now you now, you know, i've been touched by an angel and you want to touch me, too
That is wild as fuck
That is crazy. That is weird and wild. That is
You like it though bamba shit
You said what?
You say that again you like that shit like you you like all this gay talk
Like you're talking about it way too much. You know who brought it up in the first place
Wait what?
Yo, it's okay. We accept everyone
If you want to just say it now
He was gay or something like that that she would
One of her failed friends
We still will accept you. So y'all brought it up
We still will accept you and yo web
It's okay that you have love over here dming you on how she could defend your honor because you're too much of a bitch to do
It yourself. Yo, she's not in my dms at all. You are so please I don't
If i'm in your dms post it. I don't go that way
I'd give you a dollar for every follower you have if you could post a dm between me
Yo, how about you just learn how to grow in the cash and stop worrying about my thoughts
No, i'm saying i'll give you a dollar for each one you have if you can post anything of me talking to you
private man
Oh, no, I like to yeah, I wouldn't be able to do that. It's fine. It's better that way weird
I'm not trying to expose you like that, but it's maybe one day
Yo, we got anyone else space we could go to
Probably eight bits
Okay, i'll start one up i'm not used to books his face ever being like this
It's his fucking yeah. Okay. I'm running up
No, just like by the way
Every time he started all this shit. I mean, I want to play illegal legends, but yeah chaos space probably better
Yo, I wouldn't be surprised if bark
Wasn't getting gassed up by books all night last night. Yo, we were on for mad long palace
We've been on since like five o'clock. Yo, we've been on four hours. Yo, yo bark
You could definitely fuck alex up. You could do this karate shit for sure bark bark. Tell the truth
I'm bringing atlas
I'm gonna go down there for eight weeks
Get the training course and then i'm gonna i'm gonna
I'm gonna make a hundred and fifty thousand dollars. I got money on bark
Listen, you hear this money. They're throwing around you're a professional. So we gotta sort this out
You can get a bigger bag than web. Okay. I started just sorry
I'm fine with that paula. You can get the bigger bag, but we gotta figure this out because there's money involved
But I literally actually get paid to fight in real life, I have no that's what i'm talking about
Like you can make a bad too. This motherfucker bark's not even a professional about to get paid 150 grand
He's like he's like an influencer
with okay
So and you're a professional, you know how much regular boxing pays?
Oh, here we go. Oh, so you're not trying to make a bag. I get it. No me. I get paid
I'm just saying regular boxes like someone like dumb like named web would probably get paid like
Maybe five grand
Who would want to see a professional beat-up web who is
He's already in now five wants to participate in watch so we already got one viewer
No, you should know how to promote your box. Let's promote the shit stop being fucking bakfai would beat the shit out you
You're bugging bakfai
Anyways, we could set that up, too
I would literally bet a stack in here that books beats you up bark slaps the shit out you
Love is just gonna sit on you
Books I have a question is books to you
Yeah, yeah, that's like for real. Okay. Yeah. Sure. Just lots of people have like like, um,
You know those like
You don't know that all
Sorry, you don't know that account
Well, remember my account was deleted and I had to that's my original account that you've been knew me from
Oh my god. I know i'm sad
I'm on it. I'm on it. But you have to understand i've only been back on twitter for three months because they deleted my old account
And they still won't give a bass to me, but it's okay
But yo, I got that account too. But yeah, I was like, is this actually books or is it like a wannabe books?
You know how there's those people the fake ones. Yeah
Yeah, and they just like retweet all your stuff and stuff like that. So I want to make sure before I follow it. Okay. Okay
Making sure guys go to the pimp post yo, let's go to let's go to chaos shit guys
I'm gonna shut this shit down. Yo, be safe. Everybody. You know bomb a pleasure to meet you homie
Everybody have a good night. Yo same pleasure to meet y'all too. Even you little web