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WAGMI Cabal
Recorded: April 1, 2025 Duration: 1:21:31Space Recording
Short Summary
The transcript highlights issues with a token launch due to third-party problems, significant fundraising efforts such as Say's interest in acquiring 23andMe, and Solana's strategic move to open a lobbying arm in DC. It also touches on the decline in NFT values and ongoing regulatory developments affecting DeFi technology. Additionally, there is a discussion about the anticipated 'Solana Summer,' reflecting trends and expectations in the crypto market.
Full Transcription
Music I was down, but now I'm up, yeah
This all got, this ain't no love, yeah
I used to be stuck in that mud, yeah
I was down, but now I'm up, up, up, up
I was down, but now I'm up.
Yeah, this all God, this ain't no love.
Yeah, I used to be stuck in that, yeah.
Yeah, I was down, but now I'm up.
I was down, but now I'm up.
Like my name, Lazarus.
No Satan gon' be mad at this.
I had to ask my dad if it's okay to sweep my bad at this
He said, boy if I picture this out of the park
Movin' so quick it's like they stuck in park
They see the numbers but I see the heart
10,000 hours you spent in the dark
Puttin' in good work even though you didn't even know that it would work
Talkin' about a man who grew up in Woodward
Do it for the love of it, that's the way it should work
Yeah, yeah
I know some people gon' look at me crazy and I'm like, for what? A man who grew up in Woodwork, do it for the love of it. That's the way it should work. Yeah, yeah.
I know some people gon' look at me crazy and I'm like, for what?
Man, I was stuck.
I was down, but now I'm up.
This all got this, ain't no love.
I used to be stuck in that.
Yeah, I was down, but now I'm up. I was down, but now I'm up, up, up, up.
I was down, but now I'm down. Now I'm up like a seesaw.
When I'm on a beat, like an old man's lawn, better keep off.
From the ground to the treatise.
Got clouds on my feet like Jack and the beast.
I jumped off quick, went straight in a free fall.
Cowboy hat and a mic singing yeehaw.
Landed on my feet like a feline.
Put a bag in the seat like a recline.
What you mean I'm not worthy?
Did it with a purpose?
Didn't need a permit
Niggas from the bottom and I brought it to the surface
Mind your business, now who I worship?
Who the little guy making big, big, big moves?
Tick-tock, turn into a tick-tick-tick, boom
Yeah
I talked a lot of stuff
Probably thought it was a bluff
Till I went and turned it
Where?
I was down, but now I'm
Up, up, up Let's go, oh It's all God, this ain't no Love Yeah till I went and turned it where I was down but now I'm up
it's all God, this ain't no love
I used to be stuck in that
I was down but now I'm up
I was down but now I'm up Up.
Wag me cabal.
I ain't bragging at all.
We should probably put some boy of eight plaques on the wall gon' ball like a sawdump and ash off cigars
That's the hottest show on X
We sweepin' used car, Malik, Da Bunny, and Ashley D
Locked in so hard, almost crashed the Jeep
Gotta catch the night show, ain't there to week
Don't make us clear the stage, raise your hand to speak
Dog sold too early, the boys a Jeep
Used car, board cardboard eight my collection
sweet talking like you got coin why you acting cheap it's 2024 people need receipts matter of
fact man where's my lead i need a lawyer that's king for a sniper had them dots coming for you
you know the bunny more than the floor eight that's more hate our collection is heavy we need
more space wag me cabal i ain't bragging at all. We should probably put some board eight
plaques on the wall. We gon' ball like a saw
dumping ash off cigars. That's the hottest
show on X. We sweepin' used car.
Malik, Da Bunny, and Ashley D.
Locked in so hard, almost
crashed the Jeep. Gotta catch the night
show. Ain't there to week. Don't make
us clear the stage. Raise your hand to speak.
Ash, you regret it yet?
You regret minting yet?
I don't know what you're talking about, Lamar.
I never have regrets about anything that I do ever in this industry.
I make great decisions.
I'm an amazing investor.
Great track record, really.
No regrets.
No regrets.
Gosh.
Bunny.
Bunny, I'll take my apology now, dude.
You called me a fucking bozo for my call. You could have made like two, three grand at the
top. You called me an absolute
bozo for my call. Two or
three grand. So it literally went to like
even less than what I thought
the best case scenario was.
Yeah, people were calling
for fucking two, three, four, five X's
day up. Can we get Burden
in here? Somebody find Burden.
He's got to be down horrendous.
Yeah, he's...
Hey, we're fine.
Well, he's not down
as you thought. Believe in something.
Because I think he has partial
ownership of it, so it's like, you know.
I just want to
remind TeeFlo specifically that I'm also down and fart coin
to no specific reason.
I don't know why you want to remind me specifically about that.
You,
you had plenty of chances to buy like a lot of different times.
you're right.
That my philosophy,
based on my blockchain records is that I really enjoy buying high and just never selling and holding to zero.
Yeah, it makes sense.
I remember telling you and a bunch of people to buy at $3.5 million and $5 million and $8 million and $12 million and $30 million and $50 million and so on and so on.
on and so on i don't know when you finally bought but it sounds like pretty fucking late dude i need
I don't know when you finally bought, but it sounds like pretty fucking late.
to pull my my chart that shows all my fucking buys because it's it is all up and down that
fucking chart dude i don't give a fuck it goes i think my first entry was like 80 and i was buying
that shit at like 1.3 and then all the way and then coming back down i was literally buying some
this morning dude i can't stop buying it it's a fucking addiction far coin is like nfts for me now i'm like i literally cannot stop fucking throwing money
at this thing only difference is probably gonna make a bunch of money off this and by probably
it has to be the most fun coin to buy for me it is at least i assume for everybody
matter of fact that does a good test everybody go buy some right now tell me how fun it's fun
it's a no-brainer.
I think actually I've been sitting on a little fucking bag of Trump coin just sitting there's like maybe like 20 soul left, right, after I fucking sold a bunch of it.
And I was looking at it today.
I'm like, why am I still fucking holding this piece of shit?
I feel like I don't see how this thing fucking goes.
Again, I think I'm just going like dump and and full port it into into
far coin what's it at like 10 bucks yeah it's not like like 10 50 something like that
it's got to be bottomed out yeah probably not you know everybody's calling for bottoms on everything
but the bottom never comes wait i want to want to know how 10.5 billion is bottom.
Well, like a bunch of it.
Oh, wait, aren't the unlocks coming right now?
Aren't they about to unlock a bunch of tokens?
Yeah, so that's exactly why I want to dump it before that shit happens.
Before I get dumped on by them, right?
Yep.
Be the dumper, not the dumpy.
That's the real alpha, guys.
So, yeah. I didn't have to know that like six months ago, to be honest. be the dumper not the dumpy that's the real alpha guys so yeah I think that's good
like six months ago to be honest
yeah well here's the thing Ash
we know that you're new here
and that you haven't really experienced
trading in any way shape or form of any
digital asset so we're going to try and coach
you along the way because obviously you need it
I'm desperately looking for financial advice.
Yeah. Just do the opposite of whatever you think you're going to do.
Just counter-trade yourself and that should work fucking incredibly. You'll be the richest
person I know. Bunny, how about you, bro? What have you been buying?
Dude, I wasn't even paying attention to what you're saying i'm reading
about the gutter cat coin we're sunny i need sunny up here hold on we need somebody please
go find burden and sunny we have a conversation wait so they they they it was supposed to launch
today as well but they fucked up the well i guess they didn't fuck it up. It was the... It was a third party,
but still.
Why do you need a third party
to launch a fucking token
in 2025?
It's so fucking easy. Well, here's my thing,
there's a problem with the liquidity.
Bro, just loan the guy.
You raised
three ETH total.
That's the problem with the liquidity.
There's three ETH of it.
The third party probably went away.
Now we're going to make no money off of this.
And they just put the three ETH.
What's the market cap?
I'm super interested to see what the market cap launches down.
I actually think that it would do better if it has a super low market cap and like trades like a fucking pump fund shitter that just migrated.
If it was the pump fund, it would not migrate.
That's how low the market cap is.
I think that might be right.
Well, 3 ETH?
No, it would not have fucking migrated.
For sure.
That's fucking wild, dude.
God damn it.
That is wild.
That is wild.
What a fall from grace, dude.
They were like, in the beginning,
they were considered a rival to apes
in the beginning.
Didn't they get up to almost 20 ETH?
Yeah.
That was when
the token was first announced
four years ago really good back then they did don't they look dumb as hell
so stupid now now yeah buddy help yeah it's crazy yeah i'm i'm to lie. When I saw the 3.6, I think it was Whale who posted it first, right?
The 3.6 ETH number that they raised.
That is, bro, there are mediocre scammers that can raise, what, five times that?
That's crazy.
We could do that right now in the next 15 minutes on this show.
We could do that right now in the next 15 minutes on this show.
Like legitimately.
Like legitimately.
What I want to know, and I think there needs to be a public accounting of like who the fuck sent money to this, right?
Could you feel like a bigger idiot than if you're one of like the 16 people that fucking actually sent money to yourself?
The Discord post was kind of funny.
Not that anybody saw it.
But they said, this wouldn't be the gutter
if we didn't let you down.
So here it goes.
Uncovered a very niche technical issue
by a third party.
Unbelievable, dude. Oh my god.
At what point can they just cpo it right like i don't know what dude you like on a three if you i'll give you four ethan i'll be raised three right you just just refund everybody their money
and cancel the token launch right yeah yeah Yeah, yeah, there's no account refresh the metadata
Can't you can't really do that right because I mean they bought didn't somebody buy this project like six months ago or something
Yeah, that was what I was about to bring up it was bought out
And so the people who acquired the project just have a complete like miss person like a weird perception of what's going on in the market
right now and so it's a complete misalignment of what are you doing dropping a token i think if it
had still been held by the original founders they would have known better but whoever just came in
and and swept this up off the floor was like ah everyone's doing token drops, right? When did they announce it?
And then Printer Bird noted a problem within their contract.
They locked all of the token supply into their vesting contract.
So that went wrong as well.
So they haven't been able to release it once they
migrated everything over to Ape Chain
is what
I'm understanding. Can we keep them off Ape Chain?
Here's the thing.
I will buy Ape
to vote against it.
I mean, maybe you should.
Here's the thing.
The delay, honestly, the issues with the contract all of it
it doesn't matter right because there's like four quite literally no one wants it four people
who sent money and are anticipating this launch and they've either been there for four it's
probably i gotta think the three e the majority of that came from team members, right?
Sonny definitely sent money, dude, for sure.
No, there's no way.
There's no way.
She just thought she was going to get a fat airdrop.
That's it.
Naveen did you send any money for gang
Naveen, did you send any money for gang?
that was such an insult
he wouldn't even un-mic for you
literally not even worth coming off mute
I'll put it this way
if Naveen sent even a
fraction of a fucking penny to gang
I will make it my life's work
to destroy his life's work
so you know how we all right
we've had a million pre-sales right and like sometimes sometimes run by unsavory characters
if you send money to this one dumber than all of the others combined that we've ever mentioned
about right do you agree with that? Honestly? Oh, man.
No, dude. There's some fucking
egregious shit.
I'll tell you what.
You can't name a pre-sale that's raised
that little or even close.
No, I can't.
There's none.
Nope.
It's the least wanted
pre-sale.
It lived up to its name, right?
It's in the gutter.
Yeah, this is just part of the lore, guys.
Don't worry.
This is building.
It's building towards something.
It's such a shame, too, because I remember in 2022, they were popping.
They had a good meetup at NFT NYC.
I don't know. They had a good meetup at NFT NYC. I don't know.
They had some vibes.
And then just, but I will say immediately after New York, they just like, like not some, not like some of the other big brands.
Like they immediately vanished.
Some of the others had some staying power and were able to drum up some more attention after that.
It was almost immediate after that.
They shuddered.
Don't quote me on this, Gogo,
but I vaguely remember a lot of courtside pictures
from the original founders.
No, no, that's D-Bots.
That's D-Bots.
No, no, no. Might be both. Not, no, that's D-Gods. That's D-Gods, I think. No, no, no.
Might be both.
Could be both.
Not, no, it's also D-Gods.
But I remember this, like, dude,
these guys were sitting courtside all the time.
Frank's actually rich now,
so I guess they were rich too after the match.
Yeah, not mutually exclusive, guys.
But D-Gods wasn't even real basketball.
It's Big 3.
So get that right.
That's a good point. That's a very good point.
I'm a part owner of a Big 3 team, so I don't even know
why I'm done. D-Gods is coming back.
That's just a self-dunk.
We do a little self-deprecation here.
It's okay.
Yeah, Poco is actually holding Frank's comeback space
tomorrow.
What did you say, Malik?
Say what you said again, but louder.
I said D-Gaz is coming back.
In style?
Into crime season?
I have no idea if she's...
I mean, I bought it 6K.
Surely it's not too down from there, right?
Nope.
Was that, I didn't know if that was true,
but I saw somebody saying that Frank's making his return to Twitter.
I don't know.
I didn't know if it was the case.
Never believe Poco on April Fool's Eve.
Oh, come on, Ashley.
I was going to do the April Fool's joke tomorrow.
I like hurt down what the reminder set we're at and everything.
I was going to see how many people we can get.
Oh boy.
You know,
who could,
you know,
who could pull off an absolutely legendary April Fool's joke tomorrow?
Zach XVT.
Oh my God.
Dude,
he could,
he could pull off somebody a heart attack tomorrow.
Oh shit
He could do a pre-sale
That would be insane
He could destroy the entire market
He could destroy the markets tomorrow
We think they're bad right now
He could be like Coinbase is insolvent
We all fucking lose our shit
And then next week
When he dunked on Guttercat gang today and we all fucking lose our shit. Yeah, I'm back to zero. Did you see... And then next week, JK.
When he dunked on Guttercat Gang today,
I thought, like,
I don't know if I've ever seen him just dunk on somebody
who wasn't, like, an outright,
like, absolute scammer.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, it's a scam.
Like, you can go ahead and say
them trying to drop a token is just an outright extraction. You can say it. It's a scam. You can go ahead and say them trying to drop a token is just an outright extraction.
You can say it.
It's safe.
I don't know.
I don't know if I can call it an extraction.
I'll say it.
You, the host, don't have to say it.
I'll say it.
It was like $8,000.
A failed extraction.
They took nothing
It all got locked in a contract
They need to learn some tips and tricks from Sahil I guess they probably spent more money
getting putting all that shit together than they got from the from the pre-sale like I would actually guarantee that
They definitely paid even just one dev
More than that
For a fucked up contract no less
I just
How did they even get acquired six months ago
What was the value prop
They raised three ETH
I don't think they got a fucking
Top of the line
To fucking audit
the contract. I don't know what you guys are talking
They have $17 for that
Like they got a dev off of
Fiverr brother and he
fucked up. No, they probably ran the
contract through AI and then they didn't
even have a real person check it
You know what I mean? They didn't get a dev
They got AI dev
But I'm I just am rewinding back six months you know what I mean? They didn't get a dev. They got AI dev.
But I just am rewinding back six months to
figure out how
they got acquired in the
first place. I wish they
weren't launching on a
That's what I'm trying to do. It's a terrible one.
It's a terrible one.
Do you think we could get the DAO to
vote to keep them out?
I'm pretty sure it's too late now.
The coin was supposed to launch today.
It ain't done yet.
I'm just saying. Terrible, terrible
fucking look for us, dude. Terrible look.
It already launched on...
You should write... Wait, you should
write an AIP, right?
And you ask for like
50 grand to pay a hacker to like infiltrate,
you know,
their fucking wallet or whatever,
steal all their money.
And then they can't possibly,
if the three East gets stolen,
you know,
they,
they ain't coming up with that.
That's one plan.
I'll never get the funds together.
If they lose the three, it's a good call, dude. It's one plan. They'll never get the funds together if they lose the 3E.
It's a good call, dude. It's a good call.
You just pay it.
They might get community support.
You run the AIP to fucking build a wallet, Drainer.
They might get community support and pity
after that.
I doubt it.
We could take the 50 grand and just fucking
buy the project. What are you talking about?
How much could it possibly be valued at right now?
Let's be serious.
How much?
Priceless.
3Eth is probably accurate.
3Eth valuation is crazy.
Speaking of acquisitions in the crypto space,
you guys see that Say wants to buy 23andMe because
they're fucking going bankrupt. They want to go and buy
all of our DNA.
That seems like a great idea.
Naveen, tell me why this is not the best
idea you've ever heard. Wait, 23andMe
is going bankrupt? Yeah, yeah.
23andMe is going bankrupt.
What the fuck? Say shortly thereafter,
but not before my bags pump one more time
so I can exit. 23andMe is already bankrupt, but this is a new thing from Say.
Vanna has been trying to buy them for a minute ever since they smelt blood in the water to collect that data and burn it all.
Wait, so Say wants to be the one to put our DNAna on the blockchain they want to be the man on the moon
yeah let's have a surveillance chain acquire everyone's dna information that's like a great
idea well it's on brand nope nope nope big nope on brand dude what are you talking about like who
else would want that no i mean look that's a
separate conversation of who else would want it but like let's have a default surveillance chain
acquire everyone's genetic data that's a great idea that's great for humanity what could they
possibly do with the like make a clone i mean no there it's it's straight up a PR rug. That's my new term. It's like, hey, let's make news because we have nothing else going on. So we're going to propose something wild and ridiculous because we have sitting on this giant treasury. We have no idea what to do with the money besides sponsor an F1 team and maybe buy some like failing company that happens to be publicly traded that most people know about. So it's basically a PR rug.
Well, I feel so bad because I have a really good friend who works,
who works in management.
Really?
Yes.
So every time I hear something quacky is going on at say, I'm just like,
Oh fuck.
Ask them why they want my fucking DNA. Uh, this was, this is definitely not their choice. I promise
you. Well, it's better than world coin buying it. Oh fuck. Yeah. Good point. Good point.
But yeah, but it doesn't matter because an insurance company is going to buy it and just
deny you based on your genetic makeup for anything, any premiums that you're trying to acquire.
It doesn't matter.
It's a big nothing burger.
It's not going to happen.
Somebody with more money that can stand to benefit way more
and screw you over 10 times more is going to end up with this shit.
It depends how much they want the PR rug.
So you've got to remember, when you have a ghost chain
and you've got nothing else to do,
and you got a bunch of money lying around, the best thing you can do is a PR rug. Who knows?
Maybe they actually do buy it. Algorand bought Napster for this exact reason.
I forgot about that.
Yeah, PR rugs have been around in our industry for a long time guys like whenever you've got a foundation
And they got a lot of money and they got no sense
Then this is what happens. I mean it sounds like a perfect sponsor for the show to be a dude, you know what?
it's like Tezo sponsoring Manchester United like
Who care if you watch man you or whatever? It's either Manchester United or
man you or whatever it's either manchester united or it's like you equate acquiring vine
as a pr rug well x is way bigger than vine so that's a reverse pr rug that's like you know
whatever the opposite of a downward dog is upward cat that's a gutter cat yeah it's obviously
a gutter cat
hey you said it not me guys
you said it not me
whoa
handsome's giving back the
sphere funds
good for him
April Fools
yeah definitely April Fools
how much money did he make
fucking
I'm half serious
Anthem doesn't actually have the money
but the money is getting refunded
oh that's good
I mean I just don't understand
why they didn't do it in the first place
I don't think
there's no way they would let them put crypto
on the fucking sphere, right?
They put crypto art on the sphere?
Yeah, they put...
They put Postwex art beautiful on the sphere.
They put DeFi Gen on her art on the sphere.
Bro, dude, a fucking meme coin
is much different than a piece of art.
fair, fair, fair.
No one's buying
art on chain.
They're buying meme coins.
So that's the difference.
But I mean,
technically,
it could be,
they could have
commissioned art
for the project
and just had it on there
like crypto art.
I don't know.
I'm not a lawyer.
Bad Brothers,
what's up?
Yeah, welcome to bad brothers news who
um what do you call a couple things i saw today while looking around oh uh the solana uh solana opened a lobbying arm um in dc today so that was that was something I saw. I did see that the
Eric and, what do you call,
the other Trump guy,
they acquired
a large stake of a mining company, so
that was something.
They also now have 70...
Wait, it was with Hut 8.
Don't interrupt, Bad Brothers.
It was not a mining company, it was Hut 8.
It was like a gigantic, it's like one of the fucking majors.
Like not just like a little fucking American mining company.
Yeah, they got 20% of some mining company.
Yeah.
That's what I said.
Some mining.
You claim to be Bitcoin, dude.
Fuck.
All right.
Let's do this.
As I was saying before I was really interrupted.
What do you call?
What was the other thing? Oh, yeah.
They also, they now have 75%
of World Liberty FI.
So it's like,
I think, so they raised $550 million.
So they got 75% of that.
So I guess basically just a value transfer
from Justin Sun to Trump.
So that's good.
And then Brian Armstrong came out today against one provision of the stable coin legislation
that was banning user bearing yield.
So basically only the banks would be able to give users yield.
But Coinbase said, hey, we want some of that money.
No mention of the ban of algorithmic stable coins or anything like that.
And then also the football senator from Alabama said he's going to do some crypto legislation.
I don't know what he was talking about.
I'm going to turn Battleton and look into it.
Tommy Tuberville? Is that the football
senator from... Okay. Jesus.
Well, thank you.
Somehow... A lot of things going
on. A lot of bad things, Malik.
You said a ton of words
and technically speaking,
all of them were true and accurate.
They just added zero informational value to the situation, dude.
We need to work on this, go a layer deeper, and actually explain what the fuck you're talking about.
That was like brainwashed.
Yeah, I didn't prepare.
I just kind of rambled.
Maybe next time, you know, I'll come prepared.
Maybe I'll have like a little summary for each one, you know?
Maybe I'll do a little dance.
Nobody put you on the spot, dude.
You literally raised your hand and said,
it's time for Bad Brothers News of the Day.
Yeah, your hand was rough.
Yeah.
Whose fault is it that you were not prepared?
Certainly not mine.
My fault, you know?
I wasn't planning on the news segment,
but then that just came up.
Not in my control.
I liked it. But then I just came up. I liked it.
Then I just had to rattle them off.
Wait, Naveen, are you here still?
I'm here. What's going on?
Are you a buyer of Project Zero Two or no?
You know... Buying or selling?
I'd rather buy a box of rocks.
Heath rocks.
plain,
plain rocks that I find in my backyard for free.
I have no interest in buying anything those guys make ever.
They really left burnt toast holding the fucking better.
Like,
all right, man, you take over.
We're just gonna launch
another fucking... Fuck this dumb project.
I mean, it's Project 2.
They're on two chains. There was a salon in each
symbol at the end, so...
You know, it's an accurate trailer, so...
Kind of bullish.
You're bullish?
You're bullish on this?
I mean, it's called Project 2.
There's two chains.
You know?
Two's more than one.
That's the kind of hard-hitting process I expect from you.
I mean, they launched the Project 1, and that was a failed project.
So, second time's a charm.
But it wasn't even technically the doodles thing.
It was just, wait, is this from Poopy directly?
Yes.
Yes, Poopy.
It said Poopy in the trailer, you know?
Oh, never mind.
Oh, and then he had a coin Poopy.
So, this is actually, so third time's a charm, huh?
All right, I tried, you know, I tried to steal my hat.
All right, who's going put money into this I heard if you mint Project 2
you get whitelist for Project 2
see now I'm bullish dude
is this confirmed
yeah usually the second
phase of the Ponzi is the best one
but you have to be in like some form of the
first phase you get the second phase usually.
But yeah, I don't know.
Bullish.
I fucking hate it here.
It's kind of dry out there, Malik.
I hate it here so much.
I saw a couple of meme coins go to like 510 mil.
There's one called House
because the housing market's going to collapse apparently.
So I saw that.
That did some numbers.
But, yeah, that's what I saw.
How about them Taproot Wizards?
So funny.
We already made fun of Ashley once for Minting.
Go to her if you want to do it again.
Yeah, it's just a thing to say at this point.
Believe in something.
Ashley, is this why I'm going to see Ike in Paris?
You said what?
Is this why I'm not going to be able to see Ike in Paris?
Because you went and got a taproot wizard?
Yeah, you know, sorry about that, bro.
Wait, Ash, did you get them with the .1 or the .2 price?
I paid .2, but I did not have entangled cats, so it's not like I could get .1.
That's what I was trying to figure out.
I didn't know if you had the cats or not.
You had a cat, though, at one point, right?
Yeah, I still have a cat.
Well, don't bring those up either, bad brothers.
You see the price of that?
I have both.
Yeah, you probably should have sold the cat, like, you know, before.
Probably.
But then now he's got everybody hanging, like, what if you reveal a golden cape?
I love Udi, but come on!
I love Udi, though.
Like, as a human being, I love him.
Udi is really cool.
He paid for a spa day for me
with the Mint Funds, so
shout out to Udi for that.
Dude, with the Mint Funds, he could have bought you a fucking spa.
He could have bought you every spa in fucking Texas.
Start your own spa business.
Wait, wasn't that
just the shower you took two years ago?
That's not a spa day, Ashley.
That was just you and your shower
with a wizard hat on.
Fuck.
There was this OMB, so he sold
one of his green eyes for
1.65 Bitcoin back when they were at the top.
And he just bought it back yesterday for 0.15.
So that's from the same wallet.
So that guy literally just gave him like 140K.
It's pretty wild.
Yeah, remember last week when I said I'd rather hold that whatever it was, $18,000 worth of OMBs instead of buying a wizard?
It's aging really well, dude.
Buddy nearly fell out of his fucking chair calling me an idiot.
No, because did OMBs go up $2,000 over the last 48 hours?
Yeah, if I had fucking 18 of them or however much it fucking, whatever the difference would have been, yeah.
Yeah, that was a better trade.
The price is up?
No, I don't think so.
Well, the price of Bitcoin is up, so compound that.
Yeah.
Yeah, but you're talking about two Bitcoin assets, Go-Go,
so if the price of Bitcoin is up,
it doesn't matter.
I mean, it depends on
at what price point he's buying
the OMBs.
No! Yes. No!
Yes.
Yes!
Wait, wait, wait.
Guys, did you guys read the full headline on this fear thing?
Apparently, it's all Farouk's fault.
Sounds...
We are not going back to 2021.
I was about to say, that's definitely 2021.
Blame Farouk, guys.
Blame Farouk.. Blame for Oak.
Well, because the
With Fear Fund, they said he has
Decrypt, right?
He owns that. They said, yeah, their
partner got spooked when the
Decrypt media article came out.
So, yeah.
I don't want to
rewind back that far. Come on.
There's no way that's real.
I mean.
Put the head on.
Don't shoot the message.
That does say that.
Wow.
That's crazy.
That's goofy.
Reading comprehension.
I mean, it's almost April Fool's, so theoretically it could be fake.
Yeah, that would not be the fucking funniest
joke if everyone thought they were finally getting their money
back, and then they're like April Fool's
tomorrow. I mean, I would laugh.
In Europe, it's April
1st. In Australia, it's
been April 1st. It's probably April 2nd
by now.
Malik, what are the legal
implications of an April Fool's joke?
Is that like a get-out-of-jail-free card?
Can you just say April Fool's and you're good?
Yeah, yeah. I mean, that precedent's been
enshrined all the way back to the Magna Carta.
Everyone knows that. The April Fool's defense
is absolutely bulletproof.
Yeah.
Was that in the same class as the Chewbacca defense?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I hate it here so much. Fuck. in the same classes at your bucket defense? No.
I hate it here so much.
Fuck.
Oh, Christ.
All right.
Somebody going to give us a low-cap shitter to throw money at because I haven't bought one in life.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I took today off on purpose because yesterday I just got red.
The market's not in good shape, right?
That retard finder coin,
Elon's retweeted some shit like twice.
I think it topped out around like 15 to 20 million.
Elon was already interacting with that account a lot,
so I don't know why. That's what I'm saying, dude.
If it doesn't go to 100 million off Elon,
market's dead.
I don't even want to fucking buy anything.
Nothing's trading off of Elon tweets for more than, like, 30 minutes.
That's what the tensions are like these days.
Yeah, if you couldn't push it over.
30 minutes.
People are, like, half and half on him now, so.
30's generous, honestly.
30 minutes is more than enough.
TBH.
You can go buy Taco Malik on Ape Chain.
Go support a good cause.
You gotta pronounce my name right first.
What's the good cause?
Does it all go into Farcoin?
Daddy.
I think it just goes to his part.
Who's still calling Malik Malik at this point?
The song that we play every single show.
I do, but I...
I tried not to be specific,
but I just wanted the whole audience to learn
one lesson. Malik.
Thank you, Gogo.
He spells his name Malik, to be fair.
Nah.
Malik has an I.
It's actually Malik.
I mean, when the...
Malik would be with an I.
Do you guys not understand language?
They say King Fudd,
but she doesn't come here anymore
in the dots.
I think we need a new song.
We do need a new song.
It's not that he doesn't come here anymore.
It's not that he doesn't come to Twitter anymore.
In this economy?
Oh, I didn't know he deleted his account.
He reactivated it.
He reactivated it?
Yeah.
What?
It doesn't mean he's tweeting from it or anything.
Hasn't tweeted since January.
So he's in the grease trap of every space listening.
Yeah.
Fuck you, King Fun.
I'm still holding that Ned that went straight to zero.
Honestly, he's probably just chill with his kids.
You know, ignoring the space.
On a beach.
No, in the space, with the kids, listening.
Yeah, we do need a new song.
If anybody knows someone who makes fucking cool songs, I'm like fucking hooking up.
For free, if anybody knows who makes cool songs, for free.
Oh my god.
Yeah?
We will let you plug yourself in the song.
No, we won't.
No, we won't.
It's a pretty call.
We don't need to make you one.
Think about how poorly that would have went if we would have allowed that last time.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
We're not.
No shot.
It's anonymous.
Hey, Bunny.
Tekashi69's in your group chat.
Why don't you ask that piece of shit?
He's still in the group chat. Please remove him. I's anonymous. Hey, Bunny, Tekashi69's in your group chat. Why don't you ask that piece of shit? Why is he still in the group chat? Please remove
him. Because Bunny doesn't
fucking do anything.
I like his music. I'm not gonna kick
him. No, Bunny, you literally do
nothing to manage your group chat.
No, is he a pedo? Yes.
I thought he was just a snitch.
Yes, he's a certified,
bonafide pedo.
I don't think so Bonafide
Even the retardios shunned him
So that says something
I don't think so
I think if anything
Just trust me
Why try to use
Your brain cells on this one?
Just agree.
I don't think Retardio not accepting you is like an indictment of someone's cat.
I don't think that's a point that you could...
It's like the lowest bar.
The lowest bar you can go.
I'm sure you could go lower.
On crypto Twitter?
Maybe.
But I mean it's pretty
down there.
New life goal.
Become a CMC influencer.
Fuck Twitter.
What is CNC?
Coin market cap.
Coin market cap.
Christian McCaffrey.
Star running back for the San Francisco 49ers.
Dude, that's the first thing I thought of.
I knew that's definitely not what he was talking about,
but that's all I could come up with.
Now, his dad, Ed McCaffrey, was on Denver Broncos,
Super Bowl winning team.
You can know that I will almost... Now, his dad, Ed McCaffrey, was on Denver Broncos, Super Bowl winning team.
You can know that I will almost... Any other sports jokes I might make might include rugby and no other sport, and that's it.
I don't know shit about rugby.
Yeah, everybody will get that reference.
Yeah, roll with that.
Bunny, what the fuck are you doing, dude?
How about them Broncos?
Ed McCaffrey. Bunny, what the fuck are you doing, dude? How about them Broncos?
Ed McCaffrey. I played my first game of Fortnite ever.
Christian McCaffrey's the son.
Yeah, Ed's the dad.
Christian's the son.
Yeah, and there's also Luke.
He's in the NFL, too, but we don't have to.
What does he play?
I think he's on the Commanders.
He's a wide receiver.
Go Denver.
Did you see those Yankees?
I saw them.
They were hitting the ball.
Every time Bad Brothers speaks, nobody just, nobody,
he does a great job
of killing the conversation every time.
Nobody says anything once you say
something. It's like...
All the words
out of my brain just...
It's gone. Anytime he speaks.
People need pauses
in life. You can't be going all the time.
And I provide that.
I hate all of you
i was praying nobody would say a word after you spoke dude that could have been more perfect
everyone on stage fucking love you guys uh yeah bed brothers talk to us more about the
fucking the legislation let's get into that for a second dude uh we want to know yeah i mean the
first thing we probably got is uh stable coin stuff uh coming up uh which there's they just
finished marked up in the house uh i forget what it's called oh yeah that was just called the stable
act and there's one in the senate it's called the stable act they say there's about a 20 percent
different that's just the language i don't know last time i read them both uh they're very different but maybe they changed some
um but yeah i don't know they're bad um why i mean like bad so uh so brian armstrong's point
is one where um basically as the bill's currently written um you can't really get any uh user can't
really get yield so they want to basically set it up so the only way you can't really get any uh user can't really get yield so they want to
basically set it up so the only way you can get any yield is if it's like through a bank um and
they basically want to carve out this saying so uh the banks can get in but obviously coinbase is
pissed off because uh you know this hurts their advantage and they obviously have the advantage
even with because these uh banks are probably working on it but you know they're probably not
going to fully launch anything until they get the legislation and um yeah coinbase wants to be out
in front of that so they're operating their own self-interest but then also in the bill is um
two-year ban on any algorithmic stable coins and then um part of the you know requirements
and regulations i'll probably try to put on them uh that are out in the bill are uh you know they're kind of onerous in terms of trying to do any type of decentralized um what do you call protocols or anything with
stable coins so they basically want to capture that market um so that's what we've got going
on over there and then um they did say there is a um they're working on i guess like an updated
fit 21 which um was not very good for defy last time i read that one uh but they're
working on an updated version for this one so they're going to come out with that um very
shortly i believe i believe it's the next couple weeks so um i'll be complaining about that um in
the wind uh so yeah and what about the fact that the sec has just been dropping every single
fucking claim uh or every every lawsuit imaginable
Hawk to a off the fucking chain she's no longer under the gun from the SEC and
anybody have thoughts on are we gonna see her I mean what does that mean for
every like literally everybody at this point like what would incentivize people
to not do what she did yeah i don't know it's it's
this is like almost crime is legal you know like this that we're like getting approaching that
level where there's no consequences for anything um it just it's well i was talking to amy and i
think uh she was saying that she was talking to the lawyer from them or whatever. And basically they were talking to the sec or whatever.
And it was something,
you know,
like their whole deal with like,
basically like a licensing agreement thing.
So they were like,
basically good from that standpoint versus,
you know,
something else was basically the way I understood as she said it,
she didn't get many details.
He didn't give her many details,
but,
you know, basically like if they wanted to,
they could probably go after, like, maybe, like, Doc Hollywood,
if you were to go after someone for that.
I don't know if they will, but that's kind of, I think, where that one's at.
Well, that's what I was going to say is it's just her that's off the hook, right?
And if so, like, that makes sense.
Because, obviously, you know, she wasn't behind any of this.
She was the face of it.
Yeah, but it's not, but as far as I know,
there's no other, like,
are there any other pending investigations
or anything like that related to her coin
besides the one that named her?
I mean, I don't even remember
there being a pending thing.
I mean, this just kind of came out that,
okay, they weren't, I think,
I'm not sure if there was a pending case.
Like, they may have even initiated this conversation
because we didn't see any headlines or anything
besides people being like,
oh, Palk 2 will go to jail,
that were anything substantiated that the government were doing anything.
These things usually take a while,
so I wouldn't have expected charges.
I think I saw a screenshot of a lawsuit filed with her
and everybody else named in it.
It might have been a civil suit or something,
like a fucking Berwick law type of thing.
I think there was a Berwick law.
But no, breaking news, the SEC has dropped all charges and walked away from, chose not to investigate Player One Taco for anything or anyone in this space.
Breaking news.
God, that's a relief.
They were really grilling me.
Yeah, they said the wagmigabal is good.
We're fucked.
There's just...
I think Link told us to buy
the retard finder coin at like one mil.
Yeah, she did.
Yeah.
She's been good lately.
She really has.
T-Flow, what's going on in Lodi?
Anything?
Probably.
I mean, people are always yapping in there.
I haven't popped in in a while.
I've just been betting baseball.
I pivoted to sports betting.
It's going pretty good.
Yeah.
Just take the Yankees home run props.
I mean, that's...
I fucking cleaned up two days in a row on those.
That's the alpha, dude.
And I'm just going to keep betting Yankees overs until proven otherwise.
They got a home opener coming up.
Who the fuck are they going?
Oh, against the Diamondbacks.
So there should be a bunch of runs in that game.
So definitely...
There you go.
There's the alpha.
Take the over.
Probably like eight and a half runs.
Should be easy.
I took an Allen women's basketball today it's a tough one you know i appreciate that x gave me the opportunity in my notifications to form a march madness like betting group uh i don't know
where it got the idea that that would be in my algo at all. But I don't know anything about basketball,
so I had to pass on that one because I would probably just lose money.
I could send it to everybody that gets paid, like, biweekly.
Bro, it hasn't even let me monetize my tweets yet.
So I don't know why it sent it to me.
Like, probably, like, sis, you should be getting paid,
but here, we're just gonna taunt you about this one.
Hey. Did you bet the
Alabama Women's
Wheelchair Basketball Championship?
Because they won. And I saw somebody
tweet that and say, roll tide.
Am I right? I thought that was really funny.
Oh my god.
Pretty good. I saw that joke. That was a banger.
Yeah, that was a good one.
Yep.
Nah, just TC.
I bet my girl Haley Van Liff today.
All right, we got no college women's basketball fans, clearly.
That's fine.
No, no.
I took some props in the Tigers game, and none of them have fucking hit yet,
even though they put up six runs in the first inning.
That was pretty frustrating.
Honestly, I'm seeing bigger P&Ls on the sports side of, like, social media
than I am on crypto.
So I think that is where the smart money is right now.
All right.
I'm going and following Tits McGee again.
She has a job somewhere else, right?
It's probably offensive to call her that, but I know exactly who you're talking about.
I knew instantly who you were talking about.
Yeah, yeah.
Was it Taylor Mathis?
Yeah, that's her name, too.
I didn't even...
I forgot her real...
I was going to be like, yeah, it's McGee.
That's...
I had a feeling that's who you used to talk about, but I don't know.
Oh, man.
I'm not sure I would follow her picks, but...
I don't know what her record is. Maybe she has
good picks, maybe she doesn't.
She has good something.
Malik, it's above 15 ETH. Are you
in profits now?
Not based on the price of ETH.
I'm pretty sure I'm not.
I'm pretty sure I am not. I'm pretty sure I am not.
That's okay.
This was, by the way, the most predictable fucking run-up.
Punks were running, started running, what, like two weeks ago,
a week and a half ago?
And every single time, without fail,
every time the Punks start running,
the apes lag two, three weeks behind.
And it's like you can fucking set your watch to
it dude so yeah this was predictable i still don't know i guess the next big thing that we've got
coming is the like the open persistent other side in june yeah well they should say ape fest vegas
soon too but well that they'll announce it but yeah until q4 yeah and also uh eth is down like 20 in a month
so maybe it's kind of predictable that floor prices of nfts would rise because people don't
want to eat usd i don't know just a guess no if that were true then every eth project would be
fucking running up right how many eth projects are there that people actually bid on? Like, six,
right? Yeah.
So they're probably all running. That might be generous.
They can't make a lot.
Autoglyphs,
punks, apes,
penguins. Fidanzas.
Are there...
I can't even say that confidently.
I really can't.
Doodles?
I don't know if that counts.
Azuki's?
Where are they at?
Didn't Azuki's just have a fucking big sale?
There's like
little pudgies are up.
Doodles had
the golden
ape doodle, whatever, that sold for like over a mil a couple years ago.
That resold today for like 39.
30 ETH.
Yeah, something like that.
39 ETH or something like that.
I think he bought it for like 221 ETH and sold it for 39.
It's something ridiculous, dude.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah. Still overpriced. Still overpriced.
Still overpriced.
That is brutal
to sell there.
I honestly can't even imagine that.
Let's see if I find
the exact numbers.
Do-do-do.
Maybe it's tax
loss harvesting or just
who knows. A bit early for that, don't you think?
Yeah.
Okay, it sold for 34 ETH.
$60,900.
88% in ETH.
The last sale was
296.69 ETH.
Yes, it was $6.69 ETH. Yeah, so
it was 1.1 million
in 2022
and it sold for 61K.
That's horrible, dude.
Probably not that bad in perspective, right?
If you got over a million dollars to spend on a
JPEG, you probably got a decent amount of dough.
I guarantee there's people in worse spots
that bought a JPEG for 9K and sold it for $1,000.
Way worse spots.
I don't know if I agree with that.
No, I'm sure it sucks to lose a million dollars,
but do you think it was just some cat
that's got a million five to their name
and they're
like i'm gonna buy this picture um i would say as as in terms of an investment that's a pretty big
burn to just burn pretty much a full million yeah i'm no so don't get me wrong i'm not saying it's
not but i'm saying if you are spending over a million dollars on a jpeg i assume that your net worth is north
of 50 million that makes sense yeah because the people in here are very responsible and never get
out over their skis right i guarantee you it was nobody in this space that purchased or sold it
guarantee he's he's not malik's not talking about in this Twitter space where we're talking. He means in our ecosystem.
In Web3.
I still think that anyone spending over a million dollars on a JPEG
has enough money to lose a million dollars and be like,
man, that really sucks.
And the person that's spending $8,000 on a JPEG
that resells it for $700
probably can't afford their rent next month
and totally
fuck themselves.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, most likely still bad investment.
I still don't know.
I'm still kind of confused on your argument to you.
You're saying it's not a big deal.
He lost a million.
But I mean, it seems like that sucks.
Yeah, no, i agree with you but it would
be my point is like i'd say it's like you losing you placing a sports bet for 400 and losing it
you'd be pretty fucking pissed off but it's not going to ruin you right i guess all right
that's what i'm saying
you're happy now no All right. That's what I'm saying.
You happy now?
I haven't been happy in years.
This year has been a pain in the ass, to be honest.
Like, I feel like investing-wise, I feel like everybody was just expecting up only and it's been down only yeah but let's let's be serious guys like if you're if if you're like
thinking about capitulating now i don't even know what to tell you you've already wrote it this far
just fucking hold on to your balls ride a little bit farther over as a case maybe
and just like fucking suck it up it's coming yeah, we didn't get the big rip-up in March
that we were all hoping for.
Trump is actively trying to simultaneously
start World War III, destroy the U.S. economy,
and throw the entire world economy into a free fall.
But that shit isn't going to happen.
It's not going to go on forever.
Okay, lips are.
Yeah, it's not going to go on forever. It's not going to go on forever.
And when it turns around, it's going to be fucking incredible.
And we're still sitting at what's fucking Bitcoin now?
Like 84?
Just keep your shit in perspective, guys.
This is not like
crying capitulate time.
This is just fucking sit on your hands and don't lose
your ass trading stupid shit time.
Too late for that, Malik.
Yeah, but there's the rub, dude.
Like, therein lies the rub.
It's just that, like, when it gets boring, it's nearly impossible not to lose your money on stupid shit.
Well, you can always just put your money into, like, safe liquidity pools and just fucking earn interest on that shit
and no that's not fun I know
but it is if you're doing it on shitters
no but taco taco's right
and bunny just demonstrated
why he has like you're not a
trader you're a gambler and you have an addiction
if you can't step away and be like
this is not fucking this is not the time
to trade you're like it's
boring I need to do something.
I need to feel something.
Like, that's an addiction.
Maybe seek help.
The rest of us, just sit on your fucking hands and, like, enjoy whatever dumb drama pops up on the timeline.
And come support the show.
That's really all you can do right now.
And it's probably going to keep fucking chomping sideways for the foreseeable future.
At least the next probably couple months,
and then we'll have fucking happy days again.
But, yeah, don't trade right now.
Don't trade yourself out of a bag, guys.
You think it's finally going to be Solana Summer?
I've been hearing Solana Summer for years.
Maybe this is the one.
Probably not.
Solana Summer was last year, dude.
You're, like, so behind.
It was also two years ago, Ashley.
Just never worked out. I think if they just say it every year,
eventually it'll happen, right?
I mean a lot of money on Solana.
Are you kidding me, dude?
We keep saying Solana summer
and it just hasn't really
happened.
I don't...
Just wait for Foxover, baby.
From an institutional side,
they're fucking bullish.
Both in their reports to their stakeholders
to their stakeholders and like how they're positioning themselves.
and how they're positioning themselves.
I got to talk with a lot of different banks and teams two weeks ago and what they're sort of
either getting ready for, like a lot of them are getting dry powder ready for their own projects
and pushing things. So I don't know, maybe, maybe.
No, I, I think you're right. Like we have paradigm interested in us now. We have Nikita
beer advising, like from an institutional side, things are actually looking great at Solana. It
just never times right with this particular time of year for like our token value everything like that so
i i think people are kind of i was kind of joking actually but people are kind of like
misaligned on what solana summer really means or that kind of thing so i agree with you
what does it mean what does it mean i think people people kind of misconstrue like solana summer everything's up tokens are flying and if t's
are flying art is flying like solana is dominating what the fuck could it mean i don't i don't i don't
know that that's ever really gonna happen uh seasonally during a summer it it's it's cycles
don't behave like that.
I think it's kind of naive to just wish for a Solana
summer just because it
alliterates.
They shouldn't call it Solana summer then.
I'm not
the one who came up with it.
Solana fall is terrible.
Solana winter?
Right now, it's Solana winter? Yeah. We have Solana winter.
Winter. I'd say Solana fall.
I don't know.
Anyway, I'm bullish on Solana
regardless. I just think it's funny
to hope for a Solana summer.
Look, we had a...
I got to sit front row
watching a sitting president
give a nothing burger to tech bros and Tradify bros that are all in Web3.
And so drinking from the fountain of bullshit, I guess.
The fact that we had a sitting president address crypto, period, is like, you know, like T-Flow said, sit on your hands.
A year ago, Bitcoin was a third of the price it is now, you know? So if you're not happy with a
300% in the last year, what are you waiting for? To be fair, it wasn't like I never said sit on your hands.
I'm over here betting baseball props.
Oh, I don't even like.
No, guys, we got problems.
I mean, Larry Fink said that, you know, Bitcoin could replace the U.S. dollar as a world
reserve currency.
They're not supposed to realize that.
They're not supposed to say that yet.
That's like at least three more years
we need for that
so that's the problem
Larry Fink being
the fucking Bitcoin Turbo
Bull is the weirdest shit
even though I love
what he is saying and the platform
from which he says it
it still makes my fucking skin crawl i
don't know maybe i'm just like holding on to some old feelings but like i can't let it go how do you
feel about that bad bro i liked it better i liked it better when we were adversarial with the
government to be completely honest like now it's like i mean i still am well no one would argue
that don't worry i have a new york times article quoting me saying that
the government thinks i'm dead so um i have no problem saying adversarial because i i thought
it gives it gave that counterculture feeling to it at the time like you're doing something cool
yeah dude it right it's like it's like finding the band before they blow up uh right and now
but now they're mainstream they've sold
out and it's like dude it's not even cool anymore i don't know there's something like early early
basie vibes right is is crypto having its fucking you know yuga raising out of we just gotta we just
gotta slow them down it's what we gotta do like you know we gotta we gotta team up with elizabeth
warren and be like hey we gotta kill this bill, we got to team up with Elizabeth Warren and be like, hey, we got to kill this bill.
Then we got to team up with, like, the pro-freedom side and be like, hey, we got to kill this bill.
And we just got to build a coalition to, like, kill these things.
And we're fine on, you know, they're not prosecuting us.
So we're good.
We're good.
We just got to slow them down, man.
Never.
I think you have to get to Sailor.
I think you have to get to Sailor. That you have to get to sailor that's that's
no he's a lost cause bad brothers saying we should team up with Elizabeth Warren was not on my bingo
card now or ever in the fucking future you could have put a propaganda type of way now like like
we don't actually team up we propaganda hides her into a job I don't care how you meant it the fact
that those words came out of your mouth I feel a little nauseous right at it but here we are
yeah so so so just so that I'm clear your plan is to team up with Elizabeth
Warren the far left and the far right to destroy the crypto adoption by the
government for the purpose of what?
It's,
this is our special place and nobody else can come play.
Like no,
no girls allowed,
no government's allowed.
Is that what you're trying to say here?
they can come play.
I just don't want the goddamn rules.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the thing about governments.
It's big on rules.
Huge on it.
But that's the thing. We can stop the rules.
Rules are easy to stop.
By the way, Bad Brothers, I saw you
pin the Valko News.
He's actually, he's a really, really good dude.
Yeah, I don't know him.
I was going to ask if anybody knew him.
Yeah, he actually worked for me.
Oh, really?
Yeah, he was my chief of staff. Oh, well, worked for me. Oh, really? Yeah. He was my chief of staff.
Oh, well, there you go.
I can't tell if it's a joker.
You had a chief of staff?
No, no, no.
For real.
For real.
Yeah, no, he's amazing.
He's an amazing dude.
Chief of staff, that's like director of vibes for normies, right?
No, dude.
He was like a hustler.
Everything we were trying to do, he was involved. He was like a hustler Everything we were trying to do He was involved
He was my right hand
That's like the chief of staff
Executive assistant
Dude much more than that
Much more involved
Far bigger brain
Far bigger brain stuff
Is this Rattari?
Have you guys never heard of What a chief of staff really does in the real
world?
Please tell us.
Is it like a wizard?
But like the president's chief of staff, that's like one of the most important positions.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anyway, he's a great dude and I'm rooting for him and I think it's a great great hire by
The world Liberty people and good for him. I mean, I think it's great great for everyone involved
He's gotta be a great job to have
Yeah, your boss is the president fuck you want
Yeah, it's a great job out how to be better than working for Naveen
And fucked up.
Hey, now, I mean, you know,
like, it's all good, but I'm
just tight for him. I think it's going to be great.
So what's the
story with World Liberty
5 now that Trump's own
75% of it? Like, what
exactly is this supposed to do
like what what is the vision for this fucking thing well that I have no idea that that's a
whole different conversation I'm just type for I'm just type for Matt that's all no I know I'm just
trying to figure out what the fuck they're doing with it right like first they're democratizing
access to financial opportunity while fortifying the global role of the US dollar come on they're
basically just doing another of a fork I don't know what they did but no I got
to I got to listen to Sergei interview Zack and one he did not look like the
type of person you would actually
think.
He looks like he would be more like doing the CTO of Gutter Cat Games than running Liberty
Five.
That was incredibly vague, but painted a very specific picture in my mind.
So I'm going to need you to tag a picture of this guy. Put it up top so I can see who you're talking about
and see how it matches up with what's in my brain.
Let me go through my...
Yeah, I will take a picture.
Or I'll not take a picture.
I already have a picture and I will post it.
Give me a second.
I don't know.
Maybe it's the governments that are making all fucking crypto boring.
You know what?
Maybe Bad Brother's onto something. Maybe they're just sucking all the fucking joy out of the Wild West know maybe it's the governments that are making all crypto boring you know what maybe bad brothers on something maybe
they're just sucking all the fucking joy out of
the wild west and you know coming in with their
laws and shit and
making it you know boring and uncomfortable
and slow moving for us I don't know
are meme coins the last bastion
of like degeneracy
and like true web 3 culture
is that all we have left
this sure shit should i defy
we got bitcoin yeah but like that's actively being fucking co-opted by
literal world governments i mean the u.s holds like more than fucking anyone right
well bitcoin proof of work it's not proof of state, so
it doesn't really matter how much
Bitcoin they hold.
I'm not even
remotely sure how one relates to the other.
But yes, you're right.
In terms of controlling
the network.
Like, you could have 99%
of the Bitcoin, you don't control the network.
Okay.
Isn't Tari proof of work also, Naveen?
Yes.
Love that.
It is indeed proof of work.
That's right.
That's why it's the future of finance.
You guys, you heard it here first.
Tari, Tari Universe, go fucking click on all the links in Naveen's bio.
What do you guys think the gutter calf floor is?
In ETH?
.01.
$1. The floor is $1.
Yeah, an ETH.
.03.
.02.
It's .2 ETH.
What?
I mean, that's not as bad as I thought.
No, that's way better than I thought.
That's 10x bad as I thought. No, that's way better than I thought. What? That's 10x better than I thought.
That doesn't match up with what they just did.
Well, that is $400.
But, I mean, so.
Did they not communicate to their holders?
Their holders maybe are not in the space anymore.
What?
This is crazy.
This is, like, unimpressive staff. 12 sales in the space anymore. This is crazy. This is like an impressive staff.
Twelve sales in the last two hours.
Maybe there are some people that are still bullish.
You know, you just I mean, some people.
It's all about perspective.
I see you laughing, man.
It's all about perspective, though, dude.
What was the huge volume increase?
I mean, you got to trade with the volume this is somebody else's fart coin dude what uh sure yeah
it's liquid as fuck right what's uh what was the floor price before those 12 sales i don't know
it probably didn't move they were also for point two or it it went down? Most of them, to be completely honest, let me see.
I would say about half of them were wheat, right?
So it was just somebody accepting an offer.
Right, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
And the other half were genuine sales, though.
Was this just people dumping on the news of the botched launch?
What news? No, the botched launch? What news?
No, the botched fucking contract.
Is that why there's so many sales?
Because people are just like, get me the fuck out of here?
No, it's one person that held
12 of them.
It's quite literally going to be like $11, right?
So I don't think that is the reason.
If you held for four years
anticipating an $11 airdrop
and then were like, oh my god, they delayed it
another day. I am out. I am
now out.
Well, there might not be an airdrop, right?
This is the last draw.
Yeah, you're right. You have to think what would Ashley do.
The answer is hold.
Yep, that's the only thing you can do.
Lose the keys to the wallet so you're
actually technically still holding.
Mama
didn't raise no paper-handed bitches.
I do
think there's a scenario where losing
the keys to the wallet
is better
than
having access and being
able to sell for a 99% loss.
I actually don't hate that plan.
I know a wallet that one of my friends used to run for his company.
His team lost a lot of their wallets because they didn't save their keys,
so they lost access to their multi-sigs.
So there was $190 million worth of ETH
that's still sitting there.
It's definitely not worth $190 million anymore,
but it's still sitting there.
So, yeah.
I posted a picture of Zach up in the bird's nest,
so you can see some of his tattoos.
Did everyone get fired?
A lot of money.
Yeah, and then they all rolled over into another project.
But that project is doing a lot of good, so I'm not going to put them out there.
Dude, this guy looks like an extra for the fucking Walking Dead.
Jesus.
What guy?
Zach guy.
He pinned it.
I asked him for a picture of what this guy looks like.
You're right.
He does look like he would CTO gutter and then move the project
to like Montana. Yep. Yeah.
Damn. I was right on point, dude. I'm not going to lie. Besides the collared
shirt, I have that pretty much pegged in my brain when you described them.
Yeah, the collared jacket. It's sort of hilarious.
But then at the same time that that, to me, I don't know jackets,
but like the quality it looked like, or actually how shiny it was in person,
I would say that that's like an $8 to $1,200 jacket.
Would be my guess.
I think the shininess sort of raises the price, but I don't know these things.
Seems like you're the expert on stage, dude.
I'll go with whatever you say.
Ashley's really shiny.
Does she know these things?
Probably not.
When are you going to update your PFP, Ash?
I don't know, dude this isn't even worth it everybody just knows me by that face it's it's much easier now now that i'm older nobody recognizes me it's perfect
you're basically catfishing it's based true i mean my hair is pink now.
Are you going to come to Dubai?
Yeah, I think I should be.
I'm supposed to be going because my job is going.
My boss is going to be there, so I should be there.
Wait, wait. Oh, wait.
Did I know you had a job?
You should have known. I've had a job for like a month now though i think the last
post i saw from you was when you shaved your head bald i know you didn't oh my god i know you really
didn't shave your head bald but i was just saying that that's all i saw yeah i work at ducat it's
like a stable coin on bitcoin oh did you buy ashley bald head coin? Did you lose money on that?
Oh my god, I don't know.
I thought that was a joke, but
somebody actually made a coin with
my face on it. Did you get supply?
Did you get sued?
I mean, if Hakua
didn't get sued, then why would I get
sued for not even
that? I already told you, you're cleared from the SEC. They've dropped all
investigations into you. You're good. Yeah, Taco made that
announcement earlier. It really put my fears to rest.
Yeah, that's the highlight of the space, if I'm being honest. Shirley Lowe
passed that on to me. Oh my god, Shirley.
I haven't seen her in so long.
I miss her.
There was a good stretch.
There was a good stretch where it legitimately
freaked me out if she was listening
to a space I was speaking in.
She still sometimes
comes and hops into my spaces, which
like Bunny says, weirds
me out and makes me very self-conscious.
Be like, oh shit, I and makes me very self-conscious. I'd be like,
oh shit, I can't
say anything now, dude.
I can't really
watch it. She was like the original
AI agent fucking snooping on
all our shit.
Dude, a Shirley Lowe coin in
2021 would have...
Oh my god. Billions.
Billions. Yeah, it's a billion for God. Yeah. Billions. Billions.
Yeah, to a billion for sure.
Should I go launch that right now?
Wait for better market conditions, please.
It's too good.
Wait, Shirley all-time low.
Yeah.
Exactly.
That's really what I was...
Oh, my gosh.
You stole it right out of my head.
Great minds think alike.
Somebody launch that and send me the CA, thanks.
I'd still go buy taco on Ape Chain.
I gotta figure out a reason why to
burn my entire supply.
For the walls, dude.
For funsies.
I mean, do it on Taco tuesday you burnt the tacos i go in so i think i'm like the oldest token that hasn't bonded on ape express
that hasn't rugged or been abandoned
tomorrow tomorrow's taco tuesday taco just do it you burnt a taco what's the name of the wait
what you have a coin on a chain yeah go look at ape express you literally type in taco
serious question taco does everyone else know that it hasn't been abandoned
um those in the telegram because if it hasn't point on 18 before that but i definitely abandoned it so i
guess that doesn't count how long how long uh how long did you launch it i launched it in like the
first uh like 30 hours on like our chain launching was that like october og coin
yeah dude this is the lore man You don't want this to bond.
The worst thing that could happen is to bond it.
Well, I can't do anything with it.
I just keep buying it up.
I think I own like 26% of the supply, but I can't burn it.
I can't even burn it until it bonds.
Oh, you can't burn it until after bonding.
Okay.
What was the original purpose of the coin?
Just to test the network?
What kind of fucking stupid-ass question is that,
Gogo? Well, listen,
he did it in the first 30 hours.
That's why I was curious. No offense, but that's the
dumbest meme coin question I've ever heard somebody
ask.
What's the utility?
Yeah. Do you get free tacos?
Yes.
Do you show up at my door?
Oh yeah
You would probably call the police on me if I did
Well you're a friend
I mean I would
I would be sure we'd make arrangements first
Oh I have taco from the internet
Yeah taco delivery
Free taco service
Not free because I buy the coin but you know
I did deliver tacos to Twitter HQ
oh that's cool
that's neat
did they let you in?
they did
this was last year
they banned you?
I got Twitter banned
Barry the Leaf
that's a great that's the best Twitter ban story I've ever heard.
I drove from Dallas to San Fran and literally delivered tacos on a Tuesday to Twitter HQ.
Do you think they banned you because the tacos were stale?
That's a hike.
I bought them.
The only taco place that was open that early in the morning was Taco Bell, and I felt bad.
They were fresh, brand new.
They ate the tacos.
They ate the tacos with me.
I had to sign a piece of paper that I wasn't trying to kill them. Taco Bell's delicious.
I don't quite feel bad.
Yeah.
Nacho fries are back.
Nacho fries.
Doritos dos locos.
So why did they ban you after?
Yeah, yeah.
Why did they ban you? That's the more important question.
I got
reported for being, for
evading a ban,
and they thought this account was like um like a bot
account or something like that and so um it i was going i went through the appeal process i was like
off twitter for like off my main account for like 15 days no not even 13. But it felt like ever.
What's the process look like to appeal?
What do you have to do?
Twitter HQ. Send a lot of messages to Twitter employees on LinkedIn.
And let their pay pink their security account a lot and let them know that you are traveling across the country to have a good time delivering tacos to hq and you don't mean any harm you just want to prove you're a real person
and then they will come down and be like oh security said you might show up you did
wait wait wait so you deliver the tacos because you got suspended yeah Yes. Wait, because T-Moss. Oh, I thought it was the opposite.
All right, all right.
No, I delivered free tacos to free taco.
Tac, taco, that's good.
Yes, that's good.
Taco, you know T-Moss, he's banned for the same reason.
He's been trying to find a way.
I'm going to tell him.
Well, he can't deliver T-Moss because that's not a food or anything.
But I don't know.
You might be on to something.
He might have to go to their Texas HQ now.
He can deliver T.
He can deliver T, like T-Bay.
Yeah.
Moss T.
Moss T.
Testing. Yeah. Moss tea. Moss tea.
