Let's just say you've never heard of this movement or understand what's about to happen.
This, this second installment back to school.
To the long-awaited return of the dawn. Oh my God! Oh my God!
Every day you're going to be amazed.
I told her if it's swummy.
Look like a rock, Debbie.
It's better than it makes.
I just be pie. I just be playing,
I just open it up in a pocket,
I was doing for tweening,
I was starting to live, I just want to live, I'm staying alive.
Come inside. Thank you. hello
where the fuck is Marcus's co-host though hold up how we do that Yeah, it was good. It was good. It was good.
Where the fuck is Marcus's co-host?
I think he either accepted and then it fucked up or he declined.
I sent him another one now.
Seems like he's been up and down.
He did say his Wi-Fi is ass.
Yeah. Yeah. Y'all hear Wi-Fi is ass. Yeah.
Yo, this is a legendary ting, man.
How many weeks have been since?
Man, it's been almost a month, bro.
It's been almost a month. I would argue it's almost a month, bro. It's been almost a month.
I would argue it's probably been more, bro.
Yeah, I feel like it's probably been more because I was gone for a little bit, you know, with a wifey.
And, you know, there's times where, like, Marcus couldn't join.
It would be Marcus and Rami. Or Rami couldn't join, and it'd be me and Marcus.
But, you know, we back, man.
You know, we taking care of family things.
It's not like we leaving, bro.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
We got, like, life been, actually been lifing for all three of us at the same time.
been lifing for all three of us at the same time. The shit has been crazy. Like, like, but,
but we have each other to lean on to make sure, you know, shit still gets popping. So like,
you know, we out here, we out here moving, shaking and grinding. Uh, we ain't going nowhere. And,
you know, we just got to start getting back into the real flow of things. Um, you know,
as long as we all settle in and, you know, we got each other,
That's a fact. You know what I'm saying? We've been through a lot of adversity, not only
together, but individually. You know what I'm saying? We all remain each other's support
system. So, you know, we're going to make it through this and we're going to bounce
back and get back to how we get down you know I'm saying yo real quick you know
I've been doing TCG Thursdays with Marcus and you know I'll be talking to
Marcus here and there but I really have not been like yo Rob when was the last
time me and you spoke I haven't spoken to you and like I don't even know when's
the last I think well actually when we spoke about like
when we spoke about pops i think the last that was the last time me oh yeah about pops and all
everything going on with pops but besides that brother how's everything man how's how's work
been well let me like this bernie real quick give me a second oh shit you smoking again
Oh shit, you smoking again?
We got you on camera smoking.
Yeah, I heard you do smoking.
You sound like he chopping up the white girl over there for what I'm hearing.
Is that a credit card you slicing up?
That's the end of the loosey, you puss.
That's crazy. The loosey. You got to tap it down. That's crazy.
You got to smack that shit down,
make sure it's nice and compact.
That sounded like Snow Bunny.
I got you with the finest of fine.
We got the Dominicans out here.
As I said in the movie, get to Yale. with the finest of fine. We got the Dominicans out here. They got you. Salud.
He shows you as a listener.
I was about to be like, yo, next time we in Miami, maybe, you know what I'm saying?
I can put y'all niggas on a plug.
Y'all supposed to be teaching me Spanish, man.
All right, I got you right now.
What's the last part again?
That's like, yo, what's good, my peeps?
For real, that's like, que bola a cere.
Same thing, but for Cubans.
He did the Dominican version.
He like, que bola a cere.
My man is speaking Spanish, man.
You're going to be saying full sentences.
See, y'all better watch out.
N-F-T-Y-C, your boy about to be.
And we had to teach him the bad words,
so just in case motherfuckers talk shit,
If you hear somebody out here
call your mama huevo, just say tu mai y tu pai.
That's your mother and your father.
Trying to get my bro killed out there, man.
Yo, bro, he's got to defend himself. They got to make sure. You know how Spanish folks
are, bro. Spanish folks be talking shit,
and then once you respond in Spanish,
sometimes a dude like me,
they don't know what the fuck I am.
And then once I start speaking that Spanish,
they're like, oh shit, my bad.
The whole fucking shit changes.
The whole aura changes, bro.
You got to be like, you got to be like, you got to be like, you got to be like, you got to be like, you got to be like, you got to be like, you got to be like, you got to be like, you got to be like, you got to be like That's what I'm saying. You got to be like,
mas mama de huevo eres tú.
They call you mama huevo.
Don't be like your mother and your father.
Just be like, mas mama huevo eres tú.
And you'll leave them with their mind fucking blown.
They won't even know what hit it.
Oh, the goat about to be bilingual in this mug levi what's going on bro this family brother this family man it's family we
you know what i'm saying just jump in in the convo whenever you want bro what's up gm gm gm bro
yeah Yeah! Good morning, motherfuckers!
Yeah, wake the fuck up, my guy.
I just heard you guys speaking Spanish in here,
and I wanted to come up here and say the only phrase that my Dominican friend taught me in college.
He said, go up and say this to any woman around, and they will 100% sleep with you.
And I think he meant that because, like, if they didn't know Spanish, they would sleep with me.
And I also had a Puerto Rican girlfriend at the time.
So they were always fighting with each other,
For the, like, burnt girlfriend at the time so they were always fighting with each other making me say clon clon or pay gal for the like uh burnt rice at the bottom and so i really didn't know what the fuck to call it at the end of the day i mean well i'll be honest with you you know he was
putting you on game you know he definitely was because like you slide into the right shorty
when the vibes is right and you be like, yo, you know, you're just whispering in the ear.
She's probably going to be like, oui, oui.
But then, you know, you might get slapped up too.
You got to test out the fucking vibes.
You definitely got to test out the vibes.
But as far as the peg out in Hong Kong, bro, they're both correct.
They're just two different cultures saying, you know, two different cultural slangs, bro. So pegau is how Puerto Ricans identify as the burnt rice at the bottom, and con con
is how us Dominicans identify it, bro.
We came up with that phrase.
I guess ancestors before me, of course, but it's the sound that it makes. When you're scraping the shit, it makes
That's where that shit came from.
How about Cubans call it rapa?
Because lo estás raspando off the pan, bro. What you talking about?
Yeah, see that? That makes sense, too.
It does sound like that. When I tell people about Spanish, I be like, bro, every culture has their own dialect where
they talk about everything's different, bro.
It's the same shit, but it's a little different.
But it means the same shit.
And it translates properly, too.
I had some flour ground up left,
Yo, Rami, in your culture,
what do y'all call that rice at the bottom?
Actually, that's my mom's favorite part of most dishes,
like the Met Luby and stuff like that.
But I forget what they call it, to be honest, but they do have a name for it.
Dude, when you make rice, not white rice, but when you make a seasoned rice or a rice and beans,
moro or some shit that's mixed, bro, that rice that's stuck at the bottom is filled with flavor, bro.
Filled with flavor. That's bottom is filled with flavor, bro. Filled with flavor.
That's where the flavor is at, bro.
We are all cultured up here.
You know what I'm saying?
At the very least, we all big backs.
You know what I'm saying?
Maybe a little bit of both.
You already know the vibes. I'm the of backs well second to you second to you second to you i don't make the extravagant
big bag fucking creations you do but you know i could eat yeah that's valid that's valid. That's valid. You know what I'm saying? We are both big backs in our own respect.
Wow, concoctions in the kitchen. Brother, you know what I miss so bad about dating, like, a Hispanic lady?
I fucking miss it so much.
I don't miss getting, like, woke woke up with her hands on my face just going
like i don't miss that part but the tostones made it all better i was like okay now i forgive you
you don't know how to make those thornes bro you gotta make you gotta learn how to make that for yourself gang so that way you don't have to go through that dilemma
that is that would be the easier way to do it but you, you know, I really just wanted to make sure. It's so easy.
You do that shit and then, like, bro, you'll probably have, like, 30 Spanish women on you.
Like, you'll be like, yo, let me make you some tostones in the morning with some eggs, girl.
She's going to be like, what?
You ain't even got to use that other phrase, bro.
You're going to be good, bro.
Look, bro, all you have to do is just get yourself some green plantains.
Throw that shit in some hot water so that way you can peel that shit nice and smooth. And then after that,
you chop them up into bits, you fucking get olive oil. Olive oil is my favorite to make fucking
tostones with because it's a good oil that you can use high heat and you have to have high heat when you're making tostones. So get some olive oil,
turn that shit the fuck up, chop up the platanos into whatever size you feel is right, and then
just fry them up until it's a little golden, take them out. Then you take a cup, preferably,
you know what I use? I use a coffee mug, You throw a little olive oil on the bottom of that shit.
Then you smash those up and then you refry them for like a, like a flash fry, bro.
Throw a little salt, a little garlic.
This is a friendly neighborhood of Calum here.
Only use virgin olive oil.
Extra virgin olive oil is only for salads and it gets toxic when you cook at a too high heat. So just use that virgin olive oil. extra virgin olive oil. It was only for salads, and it gets toxic when you cook at a too high heat,
so just use that virgin olive oil.
It's not the dark green can.
It's like the light green or the yellow-looking.
You know what's crazy, Cristiano?
Like, my mom was literally just talking about that, like, two days ago.
But you want to know, like, I didn't know that.
A lot of people didn't know that shit.
A lot of people were fucking cooking
I got another hitter for you.
Avocado oil is one of the highest
for that. So if you need to crank the heat up
high and don't want that shit smoking up,
get you some avocado oil because it can handle
That's the real alpha. Hell yeah.
Hell yeah. That shit's so expensive, though,
bro. That shit's so expensive. I know.
But I put it on everything. But it is
the best, though. You're not lying. It's the best.
We're planting the avocados.
We're going to have all the avocado farms.
As long as you ain't planting with chemicals, I guess we'll be good.
Just stay the fuck away from Bill Jameson.
So I'm convinced that DG at the bottom over there is Jim Jones.
The only reason why I say that that's Jim Jones is because I went to a concert the other day
at Salas Alcon Fuego in the Bronx
and he made a special guest appearance.
And he performed like three songs,
And he had on that exact fit.
I'm not even lying, bro. Shit is crazy.
He had on the Yankee sombrero with like the
fucking, with that trench coat.
that may be Jim Jones, guys.
Trying to get that juice.
That some of that Kool-Aid.
Smokey, you said it was at La Badega?
Yeah, over there on Fordham, the Bronx.
Well, it was a Shaggy performance.
But if anyone asked, it wasn't me.
Creeping through the girl's next door.
Hey, boy, am I still a listener or am I a speaker?
Nah, you're a speaker now.
You're a speaker now. You're good.
Yeah, I went and I did a lot because now for me,
Cristiano shows as a listener only.
Yeah, I can't believe it's been like two months,
three months since this has been happening and they haven't even fixed it yet.
Keep fixing the government first and they'll get to fucking spaces.
I mean, spaces fix governments.
We got a new speaker up here.
I ain't never seen on stage.
So I'm going to toss it over to the homie.
And if you smoking, what you smoking?
You come hang up here, man.
If you feel like you want to jump in on the combo, you know what I'm saying?
It's open. You know,. If you feel like you want to jump in on the convo, you know what I'm saying? It's open.
You know, that's how we get down.
And for those who don't know, there's an open platform, so feel free to request up.
Come kick it, come vibe, and rip the ball like I'm about to.
So he done smoked himself mute.
Yo, for real, that's one of the homies, though.
I don't know if y'all know this here.
We got the same PFP as me.
So we got like a little XRP Latino community.
We got a little XRP Latino community,
so he probably pulled up from there.
I sent that shit in there.
Well, appreciate you pulling up.
Appreciate you pulling up.
Appreciate you as well, Elmi, for fucking sharing, bro.
Yeah, you definitely took the words right out of my mouth.
Oh, you know, bro, we in sync, bro.
So we thinking the same always, bro. You know the vibes, bro, we in sync, bro. So we think of the same always, bro. You know
Exactly, man. It's that brother chemistry, man.
Hey, talk about that. Shout out to the dog Chaco Mansu and the crowd
down there. I see you, dog.
comment. Is it Thursday? Yeah, Thursday.
Run do a two-timer and saying I
We got you. So what I'm gonna do is I need one
Thursday, you know pull your
Giveaway and then two I need you to DM me your address cuz I'm gonna send you something as well
Wait, what's going on here? What's going on?
I had one on a giveaway y'all did on a 420 Space and Marcus hasn't been able to do it,
but I'm not stressing him, Marcus. Whenever you...
Yeah, we talked in the background and y'all already know.
I told him what was going on in my personal
life so he now knows so elmi also knows he's one of the few outside of like a very very small circle
because you know he's part of that circle so like i didn't tell a whole lot of people um
what i have going on and i'm not going to right now either.
But, you know, we got some shit going on
and, you know, I had some family issues
I was dealing with, so, you know what I'm saying?
Been supportive and, you know what I'm saying?
Understanding of what, you know what I'm saying,
So, you know, I just want to bless the homie
because, you know what I'm saying,
he also been looking out and, you know,
to see if I was all right and stuff.
So, you know what I'm saying, it's all love.
So, you know what I'm saying, I just want to send a little extra token
of my appreciation to the brother.
Hey, my brother, you are good.
You guys ain't going nowhere.
Well, we've been up in these spaces for three years now with y'all.
We good, brother. You already know what it is. It's all good know, man. We good, dog. Hey, we good, dog. We good, brother.
You already know what it is.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, the funds are loaded.
It's just I want to do it
because you want it on the show.
And I want to do it live.
and showing up and showing out.
So, and we trying to make sure that all the homies is right there with us.
You know, bro, I got to give a big shout out to Elmick, man,
because he is one of the few that, like, no matter what, bro is going to reach out whether he knows something is going on or not.
Like, my man right here, bro, like, you have no idea.
We've done had some of the craziest, most deepest conversations about everything, bro.
Our conversation could go from one thing and then end some other random shit that we had, like, no fucking intentions to
talk about, bro, and it's just, it's such a fucking vibe, bro, like, this is one genuine
motherfucker that I'm, like, truly blessed that I met in this space, bro, like, and, you know,
including Wifey, too, bro, you and Wifey, y'all fucking legendary, Wifey's always reaching out
to my Wifey as well making sure like
she's good and like vice versa you know i'm saying like man i'm fucking blessed to fucking know you
for real for real that's um feelings are mutual for everyone that you know i'm saying has been
part of our little circle for the last three years and you know i'm saying at the end of the day we
we spend more time in these spaces with each other. We don't become family.
We don't suggest support.
Imagine, we supported each other when we were strangers more than our family have supported us.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
And from, hey, let me say something. From saying? Oh, man. Like. And it's like, hey, and from, hey,
let me say something from like the beginning, beginning,
it ain't even that many motherfuckers
still come around here from back then, dog.
So you know what I'm saying?
People say it in the group chats.
People come and people go in the space.
The real ones always stay behind
and there's always love, buddy.
You know what I'm saying?
So shout out everybody in the room.
You already know, hit the pill, like, retweet,
Shout out everybody in this motherfucker.
yeah i want to say a big gm to my sis icy icy is up here you know i i haven't got to speak to icy
and coke in a minute too so how y'all doing, man? How's the babies?
How's the kiddos doing, man?
Good morning, good afternoon.
You know, the baby's barely a baby anymore, bro.
She's like a whole human already.
And I'm like, oh, damn, I thought it took a little bit longer than this.
But I guess the second one goes faster because the other one's climbing onto shit.
Yeah, so they're, like, playing together now already.
Seven months and crazy shit.
You're going to have, like, a high school or something.
But, you know, live in the moment.
Hi, guys, I miss you guys.
I miss you guys. I've been like MIA because you know life life be lifing you know.
I've been, like, MIA because, you know, life.
Life be lifing, you know?
That seems like what life has been doing to all of us as of late man. Life be lifing and we got
to handle business to come over here and you know have fun again. But you ain't lying man. My little
boy is already three weeks and like it feels like he was just born yesterday. And this little dude is already doing shit that I did not expect.
Like, he'd be like, I was just telling Marcus, like, when he's feeding, he stops drinking.
And he kind of, like, lifts himself up to, like, burp himself, bro.
And it's just like, what, dude?
Like, what's going on here, man?
Let me just, let me skip this out real quick.
Yeah, and then he throws himself back.
Like, he pushes his little back back.
And then, like, yeah, like, I'm ready.
Does little, like, muaykitas with, you know, trying to, like, signal, like, yeah, give me some more milk, man.
I'm in this point in life where like we're kind of one of our kids
we're transitioning out of like pull-up phase into underwear and like i'm as messy as it is i'm like
wow this is like a this is like a moment right now like pull up your underwear instead of like
get on the couch so i can wipe your ass with my hand you know what i mean like damn they're growing
up like shit you guys were not lying
yeah you know it happens and it happens fast before you know it like because like it's it's
crazy man like and they they fool like little once they start talking and you really get a
full dose of their little personalities oh it's it's something else because then it's only up from there they just get crazier
and then like you start to see a little bit of yourself and now i'm and it's it's
yo pray for me because i'm raising a little mini coke and i didn't know coke when he was a toddler
but damn i do now but like this little man this little man's like already pulling away from me
when i try to give him a kiss on the cheek and i'm like damn dude like i thought i would have i thought this would
be like pre-teen but no you literally just turned three and now you're like a man damn
yeah that's just crazy like i still i got handshakes so like me and my kids have handshakes
we've been doing it since they was little so like you know we kept because like me and my uncle had
a handshake and so like now i have a hands cause like me and my uncle had a handshake.
And so like now I have a handshake with me and my kids
and like, we still do it every time,
like before we leave, like when I dropped them off at school,
like before they get out of the car, we do our handshake.
You know, and I have a separate one with my son
and one with my daughter, it's two different handshakes.
So they're kind of similar, they start off the same,
but they're a little different.
So yeah, it's just cool. like it's little stuff like that that kept that keeps you know what i'm saying like them
youthful you know what i'm saying and young and innocent but like it's crazy because like you
don't think about like the last time that you hold your kid will be the last time that you
hold your kid like you don't stop don't do that don't do that i'll have a third
don't do it what you're talking about i get no matter how big mine get i'm always gonna pick
the ass up and i already tell them they're my baby no matter what hey i guess i'm the lucky one
mine gives me still gives me at least 15 hugs a day every single day at 16. so i'm hoping it never
goes away though uh she says it won't but you never really know but
you know how cool that'd be that my you know my daughter even at 21 is still giving her dad
uh you know his hugs whenever she sees him so it's it's pretty dope i ain't gonna lie one of
my kind of dreams was to have like 20 or 30 acres worth of land but then like i've been really hooked
on these tiny homes and like the travel camping life
uh converting these big vans into homes mobile homes and i had a thought yesterday i was like
you know it'd be dope it's like me and my daughter had like a tiny home or or whatever on on the
property that i got and we can still she still does her life but you know dad is like it's like right
there you know what i'm saying so that that is something I started to think about that I wasn't thinking about before.
But I've been heavily addicted to these these damn conversion vehicles on the road life of of traveling and, you know, camping out in different places.
And I ain't never been no camper. fuck fuck all that i i don't i
want to do that but now for some odd reason it's in my head that i i i want to i want to road travel
and like just stop off at places it's kind of crazy i don't know what's going on but it's
happening yo we were just talking about that shit list yesterday and i was like all right let's go
this weekend coke's like we don't even have sleeping bags like we don't have a tent like we would have like and I was like oh all right all
right so we'll have to plan ahead but like we're talking about yeah let's like escape a little bit
and like actually like off the grid like you know that shit would be nice going off the grid you
don't need no sleeping bag you don't need tents. I've done this with a poncho.
You know what I'm saying?
Get back to nature. Get down.
I won't do the cabin thing, but I need a tent.
bro. They got tents. They got the blow-up with the cutout in it.
Jonathan wants an auto flush.
I was trying to approve a request, and then it went away a little quickly.
Nah, I've just been checking out.
It seems to be how the inflatable life for these tents over in like Korea and Japan and China,
boy, they got it set up. I saw a, what, a three, a three part one. Like they, this was for long
term living. Yeah. Like blow up mansions, bro. It was crazy. They had, it was, it was wild. Like
they were there for a few months and it was just the couple and the dog they
had like couches and beds they had heaters in two rooms they had ways to cook they had a a
big screen you could say it's a big screen but it's projection or whatever i was like what the
is going on i did not realize camping had hit this level that That's not camping. That's glamping. Bro, bro. No, no, no, no.
Different things. That's two different things.
But you're from the military.
You had to sleep on a rock at some point
with nothing. You don't count
in the same category on this one.
the roughest of roughness.
Y'all can't sleep on a rock.
But really, you know what I'm saying?
Nobody had that military background.
So yeah, it is going to be a little softer.
But I'm not doing that shit, man.
Yeah, I ain't doing that shit neither, Jonathan.
Fuck Marcus, whatever he's saying, bro.
He can sleep outside the big ass mansion.
He can sleep on that rock by himself
with his tarp, man. Fuck that, bro. The hammock in that rock by himself with his tart, man.
The hammock in the woods, that's the move, bro.
Bro, I watched Cocaine Bear the other day, bro.
I'm not trying to... Wow, bro.
I was just about to say that.
In that tent, you got the projector, right?
You got the projector in the tent, and you're watching Cocaine Bear,
and a bear is rolling up to your tent to eat your ass
and he sees like a bigger bear on cocaine.
He's like, oh, fuck now. I ain't fucking with that.
That movie was outrageous, bro.
And the fact that it was true
Supposedly there's still some more keys
And the fact that that was Ray Liotta's last scene
like his last scene in that movie
is his last scene in cinema ever
like that's how he went out
fucking cocaine there bro
he killed that movie though
he was a boss in that movie
I did not expect that a boss in that movie. Hell yeah.
I did not expect that movie to be that funny, bro.
I was, like, cracking up the entire
that is a great flick, bro. Like,
the kids in the beginning, I was like,
oh no, that's, like, what are you
doing? They took, like, a fucking mountain
of blow, bro. Like, what the fuck?
Off the knife. I'm like, y'all some savage little kids yo they took like a serious story about this bear right mom will be able to turn
it into a stoner comedy like fire oh dude i mean it's the only way it was gonna be interesting though
thanks also jonathan i love how you'd be like i'm be living in a van down by the river
i mean pretty much bro you know what i'm saying i was looking at that i was like this is dope
how can i fit my daughter and my cat and me in one of these but uh yeah man i think it's
cool to have one on hand i can have my chickens i can have my cows i can have my goats i can have my chickens. I can have my cows. I can have my goats. I can have my farm.
Like, I just, you know what I'm saying, collect my rainwater, have my little grow set up with my fish and all of that and aquaponics and all that.
You know what I'm saying?
We about to, I need my land.
I just, whenever i want to travel
i ain't got to get on the plane i could just get in one of the vehicles that's got
i want both i'm greedy i can do that i can do that i can do that i respect it i respect but
i want my lane because i also want to be able to shoot on my land right like wait idea i have an idea growing what about i'm listening the the
the freaking compound obviously and then oh yeah we'll hold it down when you're not there i got
your goats and shit don't you worry and then you know and then you you hop in jonathan's uh
glamping trailer and you're off and then somebody else else just got to deal with the flights, you know? Somebody needs
to build a plane or something. I don't fucking know.
I mean, the way these planes falling out...
Right, brothers, get on it.
I'm looking at taking a train
to New York for fucking NFP.
Yo, they have one here, too.
We could take one straight there. Shoot.
I ain't trying to fly nowhere.
Yeah, I'm trying to get a train ride
myself there brother because it's for one it could be fun i've never been on on a train ride
and remember i've tried to do this a couple times now uh but i think the train would just it would
just be fun man um i think so too and these planes are falling out of the sky i'm gonna be lit
it is mad fun but you just chill like and chill and sleep. It's like you kind of get
relaxed. You're like, I don't got to do nothing. This thing's
on its rails. You know what I mean?
Yeah, I think that's in the way.
And then the sightseeing and shit.
Yeah. Do they have beds in them shits
or is that only in the movies?
No, they have sleep cabins.
It depends on where it's going.
There's like a short one from
that goes out of Fayetteville so that
you can pretty much take just about fucking anywhere
Yeah, they got one out of Greensboro
too to do the same thing.
Yeah, there's one straight from here
straight to New York too, but it's
just I can't do that with kids.
I've taken the one from Austin to Dallas back and forth, but that's about it.
A lot of them you can drive your cars on.
Like, you're going from Florida to New York, you can drive your car onto it,
and then you just get out your car and you just go onto the train,
and then you get off the train and your car's there.
And you're like, what the fuck just happened?
That's really fucking cool, actually.
Like, oh, we can't get there watch me
yeah like i'm just gonna load my car into a train the old ways are the best sometimes you know
oh yeah that's right i remember that from italian job when they brought all those little
mini coopers and put them on the train man i love that movie man that's why i bought it
made me wanna i have it too on dv DVD and blu-ray and move I got it
after $5 bin when Walmart used to do those but I always wanted a Mini Cooper
because of that fucking movie not a good vehicle for tall people bro I've seen it
in person and I was like stand like towering over the car and I was like
you know this is not a good idea it's not anyone bro detailing them it is it okay here's a couple things about those for one
they put shitty carpet in those so it's that carpet that holds on the dirt ironically they put
better mats car mats in the car than the actual carpet itself so you just want to rip all that
shit out and just go with a plastic floor for one
uh for two if you're a very clean clean person that console in the middle is going to drive
you crazy because there's a lot of little like clicking little buttons that you got to clean
in between and everything so if you ocd on that one that ain't gonna work uh as well as marcus
i've been in it it's got link you know what i'm saying
but no one could ever sit behind you like ever because you would just touch their legs that's
the only part that i i hate it but i got in one i sat in it at the car wash you know the standard
and everything uh manual shift and i was like this shit is kind of nice but i was like
it's got a lot it's got too many flaws. But great in an accident too, though. Very, very good car.
Safe for if you're in an accident.
Built like a fucking tank.
Yeah, but yeah, no, those dreams of wanting that car
Because, you know, it's just too small.
You be rubbing elbows for real in that motherfucker.
Hell yeah, bro. You ain't got no kind of personal space in that little bitch. It's just real in that motherfucker. Hell yeah, bro.
You ain't got no kind of personal space
It's just you in that car.
Like, that is a single-person car
when you're, like, our size.
and it ends up on your face.
You're like, man, you motherfucker.
The windows ain't even down.
Yo, I wanted to say when Jonathan was talking was talking about like camping and shit in a van dude get a school bus what you're talking about you could turn that shit into a
house on wheels big dog i've seen those those are dope me too bro there's one out here that parks
there's one that parks in a shopping center around where i live bro that shit is dope dog
i've never seen it inside but i've seen like videos
of ones that people make and that's just pretty dope dog like for you and your daughter to go
road tripping that should be perfect dog she'll be fired trust me oh yeah i watched i watched a
couple of those with the with the bus conversions and stuff like that they're all pretty pretty uh
pretty badass seeing it um i don't even know what to say, man. It's just nothing.
It was never in my thought that I would do some shit like that.
But for some reason, man, the past couple of weeks, I was like,
that's actually kind of on point.
I could be anywhere at any given time.
I don't mind driving long distances.
It doesn't bother me at all.
So it's just like, my daughter will roll anywhere.
If I told her I'm going to the Bermuda Triangle to it she'd be like when i need to pack i'm taking my cat uh
so yeah no i can totally understand that i think i found out about gasoline and diesel
is that um i watched the video when you pour the diesel because a lot of those those buses take
diesel when you pour diesel into a big reservoir is what he was showing you get all pour the diesel, because a lot of those those buses take diesel, when you pour diesel into big reservoirs, what he was showing, you get all of the diesel in there.
Right. But when you pour the gas, when you pour the gasoline in the other one, do you know what that shit was?
It was like an untapped keg correctly. It was all foam and was not gasoline.
So when we think we burning from the actual liquid we're burning from a bunch of
fucking foam so uh that's another reason why a lot of guys buy diesel trucks instead of gasoline
now what they was telling me before makes sense is that you you get all of your your diesel you
mostly get air when you buy gasoline explains why you why it burns up so damn fast oh yeah that's why when you pump gas you're
never supposed to that's why you have to wait because you have to let the gas you have to let
the foam settle right so that's why when you're pumping gas you one you're supposed to do it on
the slowest setting if you're going to do it on the automatic setting you do it on the slowest
setting and then you have to let the you have to let it settle because of that that exact reason uh
yeah it's that exact reason right and but like you can get all of your gas you just have to let
the foam settle and then refill but that's also why your gas will fluctuate in the summertime
fluctuate in the summertime because the fumes make it.
Why don't they teach this shit in school?
Why the hell would they teach it in school?
They talking about profit.
You know what I'm saying?
They don't even let people know what the notch is on the little,
the hand clicker, what it actually is for.
Why are there different notches higher up on
it like they don't they don't tell you any of that shit because it's it's literally all about
making as much as we can off these slaves and then you know putting them back out there but
one woman i will say one woman drove her whole car on on just fumes marcus she had that you know
that smallest little can you could get a gas can i
can't remember how small it was but all she did was have it tilted in her car over her engine where
the gas is supposed to go in a certain way and the fumes is what powered her car she drove on
that one can for a whole month she never the liquid never came out it was just straight fumes it's it's pretty wild you know
that's crazy but yeah no they so like obviously everyone this is the the era of you know what I'm
saying uh instant gratification so I want my gas fast well you're not going to think about
the dynamics of it and the science behind it and so you're just gonna put it on the
highest setting get your gas once the pump stops you're just gonna take it out and then keep it
pushing but then a couple days later you're gonna be like damn how am i at half a tank when i just
filled up a day ago just because you didn't fill up because you were you're moving too fast right
just take a minute slow down and then yeah they do i
mean all this information is out there right you just gotta learn it like we all walk around with
a computer in our pockets all day every day it's usually glued to our hand like just adjust what
you're looking at right adjust what you learning use it to learn right like if you can still watch
videos but use it to learn videos that's going to benefit you in some way, in some facet, right?
And you ain't got to do it all day.
Like, I'm not saying take all the time, right?
You still can have fun, but, like, at the same time, but use that, right?
Like, go learn some shit.
It's hard not to do, bro.
And it's designed that way, right?
It's designed that to do, bro. I know it is. Oh, I know it is. And it's designed that way, right? It's designed that way, right?
If you realize video gets shorter and shorter and shorter
because people's attention spans are getting shorter and shorter and shorter and shorter.
Gotta hook him in the first five seconds.
I'm sorry, I wasn't bringing attention to what happened.
Like, that's just, you know what I'm saying Sam Rami hit that shit on the head, man.
You got to hook him in the first five seconds.
If you don't. And this is We Can Make Radio.
I think that's the reason why Coke does very well with that yelling.
And Coke, I gave you a shout out on my TikTok post.
here in a little bit but uh yeah every time i get in front of a fucking camera i want to fucking
yell but that i i feel like i'm biting so i don't do it because i know that's your yeah that's his
shit man i'm not you know i'm saying i'm not i'm not gonna i'm not gonna step on your toes with
that one but every time i get on there that motherfucker pop in my head and i be wanting
to fucking yell at people. Yo, I remember
the day he like, he did it
for the first time. He was like, I just think I
just like yelled, but that was kind
of fun. I was like, oh shit.
Now you don't shut up, but it's
Sound like she just said yeah.
No, she ain't even hungry.
She just does it for fun.
Coming out of Pokey Beach.
aka Destin Rivals, has already been announced, which I called on TCG. I said that there was going to be a black and white set that comes out, and here we have which is unheard of so this set is going to be massive
So it also leads to believe
The pull rates on this set should be quite crazy
Now with that being said a do not overpay wait for it to release
Also, don't overpay for singles and don't overbuy because this set's not going to move like what people think, right?
Because of this information, I can already tell you that people are going to go try to scalp this set just like they tried to do it prismatic because they did it with journey and now everybody's sitting on
the bag with journey because journey doesn't move why because it had better
pull rates and prismatic it was a small set and so it's easier to get those
chase cars that everybody was chasing right and now that people have already
got them they've been sent to PSA,
prices on them have plummeted.
Journey's sitting on shelves. You can find
Journey almost anywhere now.
able to go to, like, a store
and find some Pokemon cards that I
could just cop bro or see
a shelf filled with ETBs bro I missed that shit bro and man look I'm telling y'all man y'all don't
sleep on Barnes and Mel was not be trying to tell people Barnes and over is super clutch man I've
gotten every one piece that has dropped I've've gotten out of Barnes & Noble.
Every single Pokemon release,
I've gotten from Barnes & Noble.
And don't sleep on those mini portfolio packs too, man.
Those mini portfolio packs, man.
Sleep on those little mini folios
because it's a portfolio and you get one single pack.
But, bro, shit, sir. Them one packs, though, they be hitting.
They be hitting with full arts and shit, bro.
Yeah, them single ones, they the move.
Oh, here, I'll tell y'all.
So, May 10th, GameStop's dropping Prismatic ETBs and the Canto Powers 10s.
They have Brilliant Stars and Astral Radiance packs in them.
I would purchase, if you could, and just sit on on it I'm not opening any prismatic
because of poor Rachel shit but it's something that I'll use to like maybe
start a sealed collection on like ETVs and you know Pokemon through the
generations because this is all leading up to because if you haven't noticed all
these retro since 151 all these retro
sets that have released you know what i'm saying you've got 151 and you had surgeon
sparks which was a pikachu set then you had that prismatic which was the eevee set and now you have
the team you have the trainer set which was turning together now you have the team rocket
set with destined rivals then you have black and white all of this is leading up to the drop of pokemon va the new game that's going to drop on the switch
too and then it's going to lead up to the anniversary of pokemon next year and with that
happening there's going to be more than likely a one an X and Y said to coincide with
oh come on ZA and then there's gonna be a new anniversary set that's gonna drop
that's what they're doing all this for it's all leading up to that that's why
they hit you with so much nostalgia right so pay attention but be wise when
you come to purchasing your shit all I can say is don't ever buy pre-release. You will
always be able to get it. These modern sets that are coming out are going to be printed for the
next two to three years. The shit will be there. I promise you don't overpay. That's also how you
combat scalpers because if they scalp all the product and then no one buys it
they have to drop the price which means the overall market price will start to
drop and the market will correct itself this is part of how we have to do things
you know I'm saying as fellow collectors and shit, man. Just a little tidbit on the TCG world.
I thought I'd throw that out there.
And with that, I'll take another bong rips.
I can't do no bong rips right now, man.
I can't even smoke weed in the apartment right now, man.
Yeah, that's the life, bro.
On the block, bro, posted like a fucking, like a trap star, bro.
You outside like that cat from the Flintstones.
Yeah, bro, either that or I'll go to like a homie's a homie's crib you know which which sucks though
because like i gotta leave and shit so like it's kind of annoying you know what really sucks is the
fact that like when you like be smoking you know they be wanting or encouraging you to change your
clothes um or put something over you with your if you're if you
got a newborn or something like that that that part sucks too um because you're just like damn
i just wanted to go outside and smoke shit now i gotta change my clothes again you gotta really
you gotta have that fucking smoker's jacket bro you know you gotta have that that you have your
smoker's jacket i got a couple of them. I got a couple of them, brother.
I got a black one, a purple one, and a blue one.
Smoky, you need a hairnet, too.
Come on, dude. You see these curls, bro?
I can't mess with these curls, baby.
A smoking jacket and a hairnet.
You're keeping Pimmitt's and Pimmitt's.
Fucking silky smoke over here.
That's what Bruno Mars is wearing right now, bro.
How do you think I keep these curls on point, man?
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
I'm flying along now, so I got my little lock sock. You know what I'm saying? I keep my hair in. Keep my hair. hell yeah hell yeah i'll be looking like bizarre call back no shirt
that wasn't a bonnet he was wearing
that was a full on shower cap
he had a yellow shower cap
yeah let's get it right now
he should be wearing a muumuu too
going to complete the set
still feel like bizarre though
you know it. For sure. Which, I mean, that man was actually... It still feel, like, bizarre, though. You know?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But it does...
You are a little bizarre.
It's cool not smoking as much as I used to,
you know, for the little one. And then I did
grade, like, Purell hand, the
got that shit, too. So, you know, when I come
back, you know, that shit really, that shit too so you know when i come back if my you know that shit
really that shit strips anything off your hands oh yeah good shit good shit yeah yeah
the what marcus air purifiers for the house yo i like the the i got one of those like those
little shits like the fans that be on the floor yeah i got one of those, like those little shits, like the fans that be on the floor. Yeah, I got one of those.
I keep that one in the bedroom, though, since we keep the, you know, I have carpeting in the bedroom.
And then, you know, the bassinet is in the bedroom.
So I keep that in here so that way it can be nice and good.
What's everybody sitting on right now?
Go ahead, Icy. Go ahead. nice and nice and good what's everybody on right now oh go ahead i see go ahead i would say just uh they have these little um lotion hand sanitizers so when we had a newborn it was the easiest thing
if people were coming over to help like obviously you wash your hands but like if you don't need to
do full-on hand washing because when you be using hand sanitizer so much your hands get so dry
but it's got lotion in it and it's so nice and i've never had a baby like sensitive to it
you just there you go right there pump your wash your hands use some hands antagon
i will say marcus for that um i mean not mar, Smokey, for the stuff that you're using to strip everything off of your hands, make sure you get you, like, a good hand moisturizer and everything.
Because if it's stripping everything, then it's stripping all the great oils you need for your hands as well.
That's just, you know, it definitely does, bro.
I do need some hand hand moisturizer but i gotta keep
the baby safe man you know especially like you know smoking you know after smoking or something
like that like any of that little residue that smell comes right off oh and uh uh not to like uh
you know like push anything onto you don't let people be kissing your baby please oh hell nah you crazy all right no some people are just like oh my family you know, like push anything onto you, don't let people be kissing your baby, please. Oh, hell no. Are you crazy?
No, some people are just like, oh, my family,
you know, they would be... Nah, fuck all that.
I pull the belt out like pootie tang
You want to know a scary story?
Well, I had a woman that worked for me at the car wash
and I was like, uh-oh, you got a little
break out there? Yeah, like a little
or whatever and it turns out you know how she got that she she got that shit because
a woman came over when she was a baby like a baby baby and she kissed her on her fucking face
and it got transferred to her i think it was on her lips actually. And I was like, really? She was like, yeah, don't let anybody kiss your baby, man.
Because that's how she got it.
She got it from an infected woman
as an infant. She didn't do shit to nobody
that's exactly why they say it. You know, they even tell you
that shit in the hospital. Don't let nobody, you know, even the people who come up, like when you when you strolling in the streets and shit, like, you know, there's going to be a lot of people who are going to come up to you and be like, oh, that's a cute kid.
Just make sure, you know, you stay six feet.
Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.
Yeah. And like people think it's OK to touch your baby's feet because they're like, oh, well, their't go in their mouth no crazy that shit is the biggest most poorest area for them that's where everything
you know and i know even for us for humans and shit like you know just us adults i mean um you
know that's why like you know in my in my nah he's an alien but um in my culture like my mom always
used to say like you know you know don, don't be walking around barefoot and shit
because that's how you're going to get sick.
I mean, you can't do that where you live,
but in the country with grass and shit?
I used to walk outside barefoot on the gravel
to pick up the groceries, man.
I don't know about y'all.
My feet look like fucking construction workers right now. Rami, Rami, you and I both bro you know bro we out here fucking
we from Yonkers bro you know. I'm not putting on no fucking slippers. Yo man you need me putting
around the calzo. What are you talking about? I don't I don't wear I don't really wear shoes.
I'm not wearing any right now but when I'm outside outside. Yeah, but you got that beautiful, luscious grass.
We're talking about gravel and sharp grass.
I did not know you were going to say grass.
No, you got the beautiful, luscious.
He wasn't going to talk about my feet, man.
Motherfucker's barely even seen my feet.
You got some nice toes, Jonathan.
I'm not going to lie. Thanks to my dad. thanks to my dad to begin them getting them petties and he got the clear coating on his toes on the big toenail you know what smokey
that's kind of up because i was raised in the house with all women and my mom taught me how to
do all that so i take care of my ain't nothing wrong with that bro bro. I ain't saying, bro, bro. Listen, man. You know what I'm saying? By the way, you said it, though.
You know, he just trying to get down.
Ain't nothing wrong with that, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
If you get the mani, the petties, whatever, bro.
Like, if you do it yourself, if you go somewhere, that's fucking, that's good hygiene, bro.
Like, you know, I respect it.
You know, luckily for me, you know i respect it i you know
luckily for me you know my wifey she does nails but you know she she does she does mines whenever
she feels like it but you know i be getting pampered here and there it's it's all good man
uh i did a vietnamese chicken she worked at one of those places and she regularly would do my my
feet and my hands and stuff she's like just sit down i'm like okay i mean you ain't got to tell me twice if you're gonna you're gonna pamper me i'll i'll
i'll take it man i like it and the massages i like all that but don't be putting no clear
or nothing on my nails though just leave them the way the they are i'm not trying that's the one
part i'm actually a fan of is the clear like i don't really get many's and peddies but
that clear stuff helped me stop biting my nails like a long time ago yeah man hell yeah that should do that too rom it would definitely help
you stop biting your nails i used to have a problem with that shit too i feel like that
should help me as well yeah you i don't know if any of you guys had it but there was a specific
one that was spicy like it was made to make you like stop biting your nails I tried that that's crazy
it's called bite it and it was like this nasty ass like bitter taste and so like I had like put it on his nail and I was like let me just oh god oh that's so bad that's so so bad so like if if there's like a kid that's got a problem with
like sucking their thumb or finger you put that on there i guarantee you that'll kill that immediately
or just show them the video i watched yesterday the dude scraped under his fingernails to see
what was under it put on the microscope this motherfucker had like creepy crawly parasite shit under there it was the video was all based on why you shouldn't bite your nails
you know what i'm saying which is it's insane what's underneath your nails that you think is
just dirt so people that bite them nails i'm sorry even if you're a woman i don't give a fuck how fine
you are any of that if i see you biting your nails, I am out. Because there is no type, there's no
telling what type of lip fungus you got that
Jonathan is fronting. You know, he gonna be like, hey, girl,
let me bite your nails for you.
If we're gonna be real sick, back then
I used to solely, some days
I would bite my nails, some days I would
solely go underneath it and just get the
dirt out, spit that shit out. And then on other days, I would bite my nails. Some days I would solely go underneath it and just like get the dirt out, spit that shit out. And then
on other days I would even, I would
bite the sides of the finger, like
get the little skin off and shit. Hey, I'm being
Oh yeah, that hangnail shit. Now I'm a
problem with that one. But I don't do that
with my, I don't put my mouth on my hands, but
I will like peel that part
off. And sometimes you hit the wrong spot
and your fucking finger started bleeding.
You ever had it where it swells up and like it's hurting for the next week?
Bro, that shit hurts so bad.
And then it turns out that you end up messing with something with like lemon or citrus that day and you forget.
And you like, oh, my God.
You know, so I worked in the hospital, bro.
So I go hit the hand sanitizer bro completely
forget whole hands on fire for the next like 15 minutes i'm like i'm done bro like don't ask me
to do bro i'm sitting here for the rest of the day straight burn i'm done, bro. Like a fucking Usher song. You just letting it burn.
Man, it's been a minute since all three of us been here, and I got to do a reset, man.
Yo, this is Wake and Bake Radio, man. We do this shit every Saturday.
1 p.m. Eastern Standard, right?
We have an open platform, so feel free to request that.
What we also need you to do is we need you to go like, repost, and drop a comment.
Let us know how you feeling,, how you're vibing.
You know what I'm saying?
Tell us what you're smoking on.
And then make sure to send this to all the homies.
Put it in your alpha chat, your group chat, telegram, discord, whatsapp, who's at, your
Just send it to everybody, right?
And let everybody know that on Saturdays, this is the place to be, you dig?
And then your final option. You can DM the Wake and Big page,
or Rami's page, who is the voice behind the page.
And make sure you get your questions asked, your flowers given, and your GM's shouted.
And under no circumstances do we ever, and I do mean ever,
do we ever, I do mean ever
Just don't do it You don't check them
Yeah, I wasn't listening. I'm just gonna DM DM Louie. You know how much people do that, bro?
You know how much people do that, bro?
There's a lot of people that do that man
There's a lot of people that do that, man.
damn, do I gotta respond now?
And they're like, dude, you smoke mad pot.
You ask your name. I smoke mad pot. You're never gonna believe this.
You're never gonna believe this.
none other than exposed media.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm upset at gang of them.
Yo, Marcus, every time you rip the bong, it's just like it makes me smoke more.
I have a little bit of response now. I hear Marcus rip the bong in the background. I'm like, oh, I time you rip the bong, it's just like, it makes me smoke more. It's like a Pavlovian response now.
I hear Marcus rip the bong in the background.
I'm like, oh, I got to roll another one.
I'm not going to be high enough to be on the level of this conversation.
That sounds like a big one.
Yeah, because I've been alternating.
So it's like the bong rips and then joint, bong rips and then joint.
He's like, I got to keep the brand integrity alive, bro.
I mean, he holding up pretty well.
We'll see how he going to be in about an hour and a half.
He's going to wake and bake.
You know, he starts tapering off.
Marcus don't even be answering.
Tell me why on this show I cancel all my plans for Saturday every time we do this show.
I hear, yo, I hear fuckingcus hit with the bong and i
go i'm not high enough so i roll a j and i usually just be smoking like herbs and a little bit of
weed a little bit of tobacco i like be microdosing right and then this is like my one i'm on a tea
break all week so i'm like ah we doing this and then like an hour later we're talking about aliens
and fucking how to hydrate your colon or whatever and then i'm canceling all my plans for the night
And canceling plans is like heroin, bro.
Like, I just gotta fucking dopamine hit.
Bro, that feeling when you cancel plans,
Someone gotta bottle the feeling of canceling plans
and they're gonna be a fucking billionaire.
Bro, that would be a fact, because it feels because it feels amazing that's the best feeling in the world
no more obligations not at first at first you're like man i might be and then
something else come in your brain and said man
that we good and then you're going about your business
i don't even get a man might be like i'd be already looking on ways to get out the plans when they trying to get
Everything ever was invented by a lazy person bro. Like we'd be so creative and just like the way you rationalize like you're like
Do I even like people? Why am I even going out? Do I need to like seek validation or something? You know what? I love myself
Bro straight up turn the game on light me a jade fuck it i'm gonna have a mood party game movie or you just days off into the distance for about an hour and don't even realize
it's been an hour that you've been doing that shit because you're so fucking high and having
uh because a lot of people can't do it a lot of people have that they have to go out they even know
that they probably shouldn't go out that they need to stay home for whatever reason
they'll still go out some bad should have happened and the first
fucking thing they always say damn i knew i should have stayed home tonight well duh dummy
I'll sit right on my back porch,
looking at the fireflies.
I'll be out here just chilling.
I ain't gotta go nowhere.
there's like a study that they said,
at least with autistic people,
you're supposed to spend for every 12 hours,
you're supposed to spend 12 hours off. Like, every hour you spend with people, you're supposed to spend for every 12 hours you spend with people, you're supposed to spend 12 hours off.
Like every hour you spend with people, you're supposed to spend an hour off and just having like quiet time where you're doing no social interaction.
If like to like balance like the brain chemicals.
And it's like when I learned that, I was like, oh, I do not do that.
I'd be socializing 20 hours a day.
And then like being like, why am I so drained?
It's like, bro, you're not.
Humans aren't built like that. You ain't doing nothing but of the week you're like why can't I move and you're
like bro you got drained like you have you've depleted yourself bro go sit your ass down go
lay down put your ass in a coffinury yourself on the ground for three days.
You need a serious recharge.
People don't be understanding.
That social battery shit is real, bro.
Like, I go kick your child for a bit.
But then I'm like, all right, man.
I see y'all when I see y'all. Remember when Goku... i'm like all right man like i'm gonna walk when i see y'all
remember when goku depends on how fucked up i am uh remember when goku would like
yeah remember when goku would like fight for and like tool's energy was like basically completely
depleted and he was bury himself on the ground for a few days and just fucking come back it's
like that kind of vibe it's like give me a second well yeah i mean y'all know i mean i have to smoke like when i go
to big events because like otherwise like the ptsd kick in and that shit be real bro like
that army shit bro like i be on heads on a swivel like i'm constantly looking i can tell you how
many entrances how many exits best way to get out you know i'm saying what can be used like
like all that shit and it's like real
time is like it's quick like i've made the assessment walking through the door like and
then i'm constantly on edge i can smoke and it helps take the edge part off to where i can enjoy
myself like i'm still situationally aware however i'm not as on edge um and i can actually interact
and have a good time you know what i'm saying like that but like yeah like marcus
it's like your fight or flight mechanism your amygdala is not like activated right like
that's just chill yeah you're not like lobotomizing yourself because when that thing turns on it it
takes the energy away from your prefrontal cortex which is like your reasoning right and you need that in a situation or just
anywhere yeah and it does like the the fight or flight is really intense just because i've
i've been in situations that you know called for it but it's all adrenaline too right a lot of it's
like a big adrenaline it's a pure adrenaline dump
that is basically what happens right boom you get this rush of adrenaline and it signals you do you
run or do you fight and it's literally what do you pick and it's how fast can you make your
assessment on the area and the surroundings and and stuff like that so it's the the cannabis helps ease the edge of it
what's up rex rex you know what you what you doing putting your hand up this family you know
you know what you're doing she didn't want to interrupt jump on in rex jump on in hey how you doing? We miss you. How you been?
Am I the only one that can't hear?
Okay, so it's not just me.
You might have to take a lap.
I'm calling the weed scientist. Hold on.
Yeah, but that amygdala. That amygdala's a bitch, man. bitch man and yeah the cannabis that's why i microdose cannabis because it's like it helps with the anxiety or the the handling because i'm autistic
so i have the overactive um amygdala as well so it's like helps with handling that so i'm not
snapping on people or just constantly being like i gotta like you know adrenaline fueled
panic mode you know what i mean it's like no just chill man just chill and uh for me i find it helps with like calming that without losing my motivation to
create and gives me a little boost in creativity like when i smoke too much i'd be mad creative
but like i can't even write with my hand like my body's like nah yeah like when i'm so like
the bros can attest to this like it's funny as funny as shit. We'll be on the phone call and like, we'll be regular conversation. Right.
And then they'll hear the bomb rip. And then next thing you know,
It could be like regular talk and then it could be like business shit.
my brain is slowed down enough to where my thoughts can connect, right?
My dots can connect and I can make cohesive thoughts and, you know what I'm saying, like
really put the big picture shit that I had in my head and actually convert it into a
Like I can actually get it out of the head and into existence.
Translate the astral into the physical.
You kick some shit when you're smack, bro.
Some genius fucking ideas.
We've had so many crazy cooks on this show.
Like about like a couple hours in and everyone's like real high
and just the idea is fucking insane.
Oh, wow, it's a Christmas
creative stuff. I moved into a new apartment last week and
closer to the center of the city so i'm happy and just like uh yeah i was djing
on the nfc record shop page yesterday doing dj practice like streaming it so So I'm going to start doing that a little bit more and been painting a lot.
Yeah. Yeah. I was just coming to say though, I was going to ask you, Marcus, if you've tried CBG before, like high dose CBG, like gummies or drops or anything like that. Cause
yeah, I've been using those recently. And I mean, the first time I tried
CBG was like two or three years ago, like in some flour that just had it in a higher concentration.
It's most commonly found in certain sativa strains. But it's, I mean, there's plenty of
companies that have isolated it and put it into different like blends for medicinal use. And it's
really, it's really functional.
It's like you can think of it as like an uplifting cannabinoid basically.
So it's what gives certain strains that like really characteristic sort of buoyant, uplifting
So on its own, I just think it's like a really good tool for people that want to consume cannabis or use it maybe alongside like a CBD
for social situations if you don't want it to be like like high high you know what I mean
also I just feel like it kind of balances things out a little bit so yeah I just figured I would
you know mention it if you hadn't really tried it or considered it before.
Because I feel like it's, I mean, from everybody that I've talked to that's tried it, they kind of have a similar feeling about it.
And, yes, I actually have a tincture that has it in it.
It's actually a tincture that I take when I wake up.
It's called my Rise Tincture.
It's from, they're now called Zen wellness.
They were czar wellness. They are now Zen wellness, but it's from them. And it's like a
tincture that I take and it helps like get me going. And it helps. It does. It helps a lot with
like the social part of it and the social aspect because like you're getting up in the morning, getting things rolling. I'm hitting a lot of different stores or
whatever I need to do. You know what I'm saying? Getting my errands. So like I'm in and out of
places. And so like I have a lot of social interaction. So it definitely helps take the
edge off. So I'm not walking into places completely blasted. It's a really great
cannabinoid though. Like for real, for real for real for i got i know and they're the ones
who introduced me to it because i had no idea about it um and i had sat down with one of their
um i don't know counselors um and we talked and because they're they are a vet on an operated company.
So they work closely with veterans and active service members and stuff like that.
And so they were telling me about it.
And so you have to think here.
I think it will work really well for you for what you're needing it for.
So I gave that a try and this really it
does help a lot so i take that uh in the morning when i wake up cbg's the shit hell yeah that's
awesome good i'm glad there was this um edible that came in the rebut boxes that had some cbg in it um i find those to be very very helpful they i think it has
cb cbc and cbg and like you look like they helped with like the inflammation on my feet too like i
felt like that shit helped a lot like during like like the vegas um conventions that we went to for rare evo or fucking um even
art basil like walking around a lot like you pop a couple of those drawings in and like you good to
go again bro that's fast because you uh you had put me on you was like yo check your box shout
out to bill check your box and i was like all bet. And I seen him in there and I was like, all right, let me try these.
Because, man, we was putting miles in in Vegas, bro.
We was putting miles in on foot in Vegas.
So, but, like, every night, like, we get back, I'm like, you know,
I don't hurt as bad as I did that first night.
Because that first night I didn't have them.
And, oof, I got back to the room and your boy was hurting.
Because I had also, like, landed that day, too. Oof, that didn't have them. I got back to the room and your boy was hurting. Because I had also landed that day too.
That first day was rough.
But then after I got some gummies in, we kept pushing for the rest of the time we was out there.
It made it a lot smoother.
I'm happy that you guys know about this. I'm just trying to
tell as many people as possible if they don't know, you know what I mean? So that's, that's
dope. Um, yeah, all those like other men are cannabinoids and stuff that they're isolating
and putting into different gummies and edible products are super, super cool. I really want to test out this like CBG cream that I found
recently that was like a CBD, CBG topical, which I'm not sure. Cause I know I've heard like for
some people it can be more useful. Yeah. For, for the topical use, but I guess it just really
depends on the individual. Like we're all so different, like our bodies respond to the different cannabinoids so differently. But yeah, I mean, it's just cool to see that there's
like lots of people doing experiments with it and yeah, testing it out. Cause it definitely
seems like it can be, you know, super helpful to, to a lot of people. Like when I first found out
about it, I was seeing that they had been doing research studies about it to see if it could treat people with like mood disorders and stuff like that.
So, I mean, if you can use like a CBG, CBC, CBD blend or one or all of those to balance, you know, your shit out compared to like a Klonopin or Lorazepam or something like it's probably a better option.
Those names make me not even want to take it.
It sounds like that shit is just going to melt my brain.
I should, you know, I also say like,
y'all heard me talk about it, man.
Candidates saved my life, man.
I was on a bunch of fucking meds when I came back from that first deployment.
And I didn't feel like myself.
And I started smoking again.
And that shit helped me change my life.
It got me off my meds for the most part.
You know what I'm saying?
So, like, you know, it helps, you know.
And I've been doing a lot of research just because, you know what I'm saying,
you know, into the entourage effect, right?
Using different cannabinoids and, you know what I'm saying, combining it with not just your regular THC, but, you know, you got THCV and different things like that.
And using these things to tailor to get the desired effects that you're looking for.
And so, you know, that's the kind of shit that, you know, yes, we we like to smoke but also you know we educate ourselves on these things because we know the
power that the plant has and what it can do for us and what it has done for us and others so
you know what i'm saying like it's shit you really should people really should and you know we you
know we love our rack stacks you know i'm saying whenever you pull up and that topical cream i have one that has cbd cbg um and then it has like uh like the methylate and some capsaicin and stuff and it
i put it on like because you know my joints in my back are all jacked up from the years of me
being in the army and dude like it helps i mean it helps phenomenally on on the joints um so uh that's
another one of those things that i got from uh czar wellness um and i mean it really helped
hey marcus you think you might be a little messed up too because you're outside sleeping on fucking
rocks and shit oh shut up.
I hit this joint and I was like,
bing, light bulb went off in my head.
I was like, I'm going to make a comment on that one.
Let me see if I can get a mini bowl here. I mean, shout out to
Longstar Provisions. I am on the
lovely. It's a good time.
It's a good time. You know what I'm saying?
What's the man himself smoking?
We got him up here, Dillo.
Everybody's smoking. I think I spoken i think i got some right now
i have strawberry guava live resin sounds amazing oh that that does sound amazing i also have some
tropicana cookies flower and some elephant stomper but that's a heavy indica, so that's not until later. That sounds like a heavy indica.
Yeah, I think I smoked a 0.3 joint of it last night when I first got it,
and I was like passed out within two hours.
So the Tropicana will be the one for today,
but I'm going to start with some dabs first here.
You know one thing I will say over over smoking that i
didn't notice before now that i didn't came back to it is that all that stuff that i've been doing
with um learning how to pull out different notes and different things from cigar smoking um i
actually has transferred over to to cannabis because once i started smoking on this ny mayhem
i could taste the citrus and the different things in there.
And the smoke is kind of sweet.
You know what I'm saying?
But that's not something I noticed before.
So me going down this cigar path of being an enthusiast and trying to get better at my craft of learning how to pull out notes out of cigars,
I'm now being able to pull that out of cannabis that I couldn't pull out before.
So that is something I just figured out.
That is fucking phenomenal, man.
And, yo, if anybody else in the crowd are cigar connoisseurs,
feel free to check out the homie's space tonight, the non-smoking section.
You know what I'm saying?
He throws a phenomenal space, has an amazing group of regulars that pull up in there some very
knowledgeable uh and um heavyweights in the cigar space i have to say you know i'm saying the boy
jonathan does his thing and he has a really good tribe around him uh so definitely colaponi
at the non-smoker section tonight you You know what I'm saying? Tap in with the boy.
But yeah, man, you got them terpenes coming through for you now.
Which is crazy because that never happened before.
I guess I was away from it long enough
because I think I hadn't smoked in like a couple of months.
But I've been away from it long enough
and then just doing all that cigar smoking
and learning different methods
to pull notes and flavors out of a cigar is transferred over to this.
Because as soon as I rolled a joint and smoked it, I was like, this motherfucker is kind of sweet.
Like, I ain't never tasted that before.
So, yeah, it's who knows, man.
You know, one hand washes, the other things overlap.
So you learn other things.
And it transfers over to other parts of your life you know well yeah now you now you're starting to notice the terpenes and i mean
terpenes are naturally occurring in all plants right all things and fruits vegetables they all
have terpenes that's what smells taste all that right so now you're catching those same notes you're saying that
limiting those priming you understand those those terpenes in there that are
they're catching your your taste bug now because if you went down that road with
the cigar smokes which it's really dope that and now helped enhance that
experience for you on the cannabis side so kudos my brother kudos enjoy that
enjoy that you know the only downside, though, cigar smoking.
So I started taking and learning about voice acting or voice overwork because of my voice.
So I took a little short, little, you know, little class, two hour class to figure out where I should be best at.
So they told me all that stuff. Cigar smoking does not affect my voice because I can actually be,
I can portray at least a 20 year old from what I found out from what my voice sounds like.
But the crazy thing is, is that smoking things like cigarettes or cannabis can actually
distort your voice or destroy it enough to where you can't get work. So cigars don't affect it because you don't inhale cigars, but joints,
if you don't like keep up with different exercises and different things like
that and not be like a over smoker,
then it could actually affect your voice for work.
So I'm trying to get smarter on what I'm actually doing,
putting in my body, learning how to do this stuff,
because like I told you'all before if i
talk as much as i talk then i need to be making money from it yeah i feel that bro and that is
pretty interesting so definitely uh shout out to you for dropping that kid bit of knowledge
i will say um shout out to racks i've been i've been really rock i've been really hitting on these
drinks though i've been able to find the THC
drinks a little more frequently now.
I'm about to get some of them myself, then.
I'm really rocking with these drinks.
Yay, I'm so happy you got
some over there. Oh, my gosh, you guys, too.
Guess what? So, I've been developing
service and I'm going to start soon promoting it. And it's like, I'm calling it like a cannabarista
service where I basically can set up like a cannabis bar for like private events and stuff
like that. And I might also offer dabs too as like a dab bar as like an add-on.
And then I actually have been talking to this one company
who recently kind of was talking to me about like partnering up
to do some stuff like together.
So that would be really cool.
So the brand name is going to be High Spirits.
And I already made a logo.
But I haven't shared it yet.
I'm not even going to lie.
I like your idea on that one.
It's a great play on words.
Kind of like non-smoking section.
People be like, all y'all doing is smoking.
That's actually really, really dope.
Does anybody do that up there? Are
you the first person? Well, there are a couple of like freelance people who do it, but it's not
very popularized. Like there's like less than 10 people that I know, like within the entire
industry that are currently kind of doing that. And it's all like slightly different. Like
everybody kind of uses like different products and has different drink menus and stuff like that.
So it's not very saturated yet because there's also a lot of growing that the industry still has to do here when it comes to like onsite consumption for events.
Like right now you can get pop-up licenses for like a few months out of the year to do things like that. But it's not really like a year round thing outside of certain lounges and things that are more gray market. But I think over time, like we will see more and more of that just general integration of like cannabis beverages into all kinds of lounges and nightclubs and this kind of stuff. So, um, yeah, so, and I also, like, I have a good
contact at the seed organization here who the, the guy who runs that he's, he's an LP owner too.
Like he has his own like legal brand and he has a really large network of cannabis professionals.
He also kind of like helps, um, kind of young people of color that are trying to get into different areas of the industry to sort of
expand and like just get support essentially to make sure that they're doing things
like correctly. So I've been working with him just to make sure I have like all the proper
licensing and stuff like that to protect myself. I only need two more licenses and then like some sort of kind of event insurance type stuff.
And then I'll basically be fully licensed to be able to do that just freelance. It's like an
independent. So it'll be good. I'm excited. It's great. You got examples though, because that shows
you like proof of concept instead of like, you know, when you start something out fresh that
nobody's ever done before,
that seems to hit you harder because there's nothing you can look at. Or you'd be like,
you know what? I like what you did, but I could change something about that, you know, and stuff like that. But if you're like the first person to pioneer, it's just like, what the fuck do I pull
from? It's way harder. Yeah. It's way harder when you're the first, which I mean, I do have projects
like that, but just not in this sector.
So I'm not going to, you know, make it too difficult for myself when it's like something
that I feel like I could just do fairly easily.
Like, I mean, bartending is really not that difficult.
And I already have all the knowledge about the cannabis from being in the industry for
So it's like, yeah, it just makes sense.
Plus, like the network that I have built up over the past five years from being in distribution and production and all these different areas.
Like, yeah, it's just time for me to leverage that for myself, essentially, as opposed to somebody else.
So, yeah, just seems like it made sense.
I know everybody here is happy to see you fucking take that initiative in that sense. Just like Elmi, just like Icy and Cope, Lami, your fam since day one.
So seeing you progressing to some shit like this, we're all supporting it.
And we wish nothing but success, Gabe.
Definitely keep us posted.
Like, that that's awesome and uh you know
whenever you want to you know spin a little something something let us know you understand
a little set you know do a little quick little set well when it gets off the ground for sure we
need to get racks into like one of our events oh one thousand percent we got to get racks to the us
one of our events. Oh, 1000%. We got to get racks to the U.S.
And then we can go, we can do, we can do wake and bake international.
We go up to Canada and do an event.
I actually do have a good friend.
So I'm part of this network called the Her Black Garden Network also.
Shout out to them. They's basically a big group of black female cannabis professionals from across Canada, mostly Ontario, Toronto. But we are in all different one of the girls who said that, I think she's an Irie cannabis rep, which they're like a legal brand or whatever.
But she was saying that they have licensing to be able to transport cannabis legally across border for production and development sort of things. So I think that they're just like in the market for genetics and stuff like that as well,
too, which that's like an area that I'm trying to get a little bit more involved in in terms
of like logistics and procurement in terms of like the corporate side of things, I guess
But regardless, that's just like a really good resource to like, you know, have a contact like that, that has that kind of licensing to be able to transport across border for things. for cannabis that you guys are aware of that you're like confident in I could always like
refer her to whoever that person is because yeah that's like potential like serious like
business deals right so yeah
oh hell yeah say nice you know Somebody give her a round of applause, please.
You sounded like AI real fast there, Marcus.
Let me take this chance and talk to Lou, man.
Yeah, man, I never got to answer your question because we got into this awesome convo.
But I've been chilling, brother.
Shit's been going great. And yeah, man, I never got to answer your question because we got into this awesome convo. But I've been chilling, brother. Shit's been going great.
And yeah, man, I don't think we spoke, like you said, since the shit with Pops.
But even before that, like it was kind of a minute since we like chopped it up in general.
But obviously, like I credit that to like, you know, the birth was coming up at that time, bro.
So, you know, I don't be bothering at that time bro so you know i don't
be bothering especially like with the bros you've noticed since like i mean what like the past six
months plus like ever since that job started i haven't really been talking much except for the
weekends which is you know downtime always fucking checking on the homies but uh yeah recently i got
like a nice little promotion type shit.
You just hear that fucking thunder?
Yo, Lou, is it going up like that in Yonkers?
Did anybody hear that shit?
Nah, it didn't come out of your mic, but it's fucking blue skies over here.
It's a monsoon out here, gang.
You live in the mountains, gang. That's why.
You got all those different fucking...
All that different moisture
But I fucking miss you, though, gang. I really
do miss you. We got a link up.
we need you to smoke weed again,
That might be closer than you think, bro.
That might be closer than you think.
My lungs is trained, man.
I be smoking the hottest of the hottest of grabbers now, bro.
I can't smoke a drone without it.
No cap, no cap, no cap, no cap, no cap, no cap.
Ask Freezer, bro. Ask Freezer, man. Damn, y'all about to try to kill me when I come up to go on without it. No cap, no cap, no cap, no cap, no cap, no cap, no cap. Ask Freezer, bro.
Damn, y'all about to try to kill me when I come up to New York?
I'm a real New Yorker again, bro.
I'm a real New Yorker, man.
You've finally been converted.
You understand the lifestyle now, bro?
I understand it's fucked up.
You don't always need that fucking crazy loud pack joint.
I just need a little head buster.
Bro, that head buster have you sit down real quick.
It's a little head buster, bro.
Me too, the prime example, bro.
I learned to appreciate it, bro.
I learned to appreciate both.
Like a naked blunt and or, you know,
I'm not going to lie, bro. You kind of
transcended to the next level of pothead
doing that because fucking
Cheech and Chong, they were
fucking 100%. They were smoking spliffs
like gateway drug to the herbs that I
be smoking and adding to my shit. That's
how I started. Yeah, that's what I like is the herbs. Give me some mugwort. Rose petals, bro.
Maybe some lavender sometimes if I'm trying to smoke at night, but Blue Lotus too. That's a good
one. Rex, I got like four different blends. You know, I launched my herb company, Holy Smokes.
That's why I love your name too. Oh, nice. Yeah, yeah it's called holy smokes and it's like those herbs i have different you know blends and everything like that and they're just like i say
like add them to your cannabis for a heavenly high that's our whole like log line nice well
trying to get some herbs man i'm trying to get some herbs and at tnyc i'm gonna be out in force
yeah at all the merch tables yeah i'm running like i'll be having the herbs there so i'm running
the baby pengu on merch table because i'm directing this new show that Carter hired me to do and
They've given me creative control which is fire and so like I'm gonna be at the merch table like so in the merge
But I'll have the herbs there too. So I have
You kids and stuff for you
Yes, he's using your blunts up man
Yeah, Nessie won't N nessie's like nah bro don't
put it in the blunt but i'm like i've been smoking blunts with like rose petals and
and the damiana and malayan and all this stuff in there and dude the blunt burns different it's
just you pack it you know what i mean you can just be like i'm a baller i'm gonna roll the
biggest blunt in the world because it's like you know it's herbs it's just like it looks like you
got like a shit ton of weed in there but it burns better because the fluffiness uh spreads out it lets the trichomes like stick to something so that all the
crystals and trichomes stick to the malayan and the marshmallow leaf that's what those europeans
are on with the hash out there well they they like their tobacco but also you find that with
the herbs and the hash too that's where it started for me rex i lived in england for like a year and
a half and i was just smoking swifts because like weed was very rare over there and it was like this
stuff called cheese it's not really good to smoke straight it just makes
taste like you're smoking cheese so you need something to cut the taste of it you know and
uh so yeah it's like you need you need to take it like bugle or whatever they had there just
like sprinkle that shit in they didn't have american spirit unfortunately jolly old england
you know y'all taught me something the The movie. You talking about the gentleman?
The cheese is crazy, man.
My dealer opened up a trash can, bro.
I met him in the fucking, like.
Like one of those green trash cans.
Not like an Oscar the Grouch one.
That's what I was thinking, too.
Opens that bitch, bro. And there's just a giant bag of nugs and I'm like what the fuck is going
on he's like yeah mate I got all the cheese I know what to do with like I don't need any more I got
all the weed was like take all the fucking weed and so like and my girlfriend didn't like that I
smoked she didn't want me to smoke and I took home all the weed and bro I got baked with him
and like his kids are running around and I'm what we got baked outside we go inside and his kids are running around and just sit down and i'm watching
like doc mcstuffins or like paw patrol or some shit and i'm just melting i'm like yo this shit
is crazy this cheese is nuts so it exemplifies you bro it's like some crazy crazy like weird
high that's like just kind of on some indication did you at least get a pack of gushers while
you're there hey you know they don't they don have Gushers there, but they have the best candy in the world.
Why do kids' snacks taste better when you're high?
It's like a little pack of some kind of fruit gummy or something.
British chocolate is bananas.
Like, it is so much better than American chocolate.
Like, I don't really fuck with chocolate.
American and British chocolate is just crazy. Fair enough.
Brax is a certified deadbeat
I actually don't have children, so I don't
have to, like, sacrifice them for
them. I can just buy my own and not worry about it.
You know what? There is actually a viral video
of a black woman talking about going to Africa, and
the one thing she said was, what? They ain't got no
that's crazy. But no, man,
I buy extra fruit snacks just for that
reason, because I know when I get schmacked, I'm
going to be looking for the fruit snacks.
I know it's going to happen.
Like, there's just no way I'm going to open up the cabinet, and they're going to be there. That's the right thing.
And I'm – it's going to happen, man.
But, you know what I'm saying?
There are just times that just –
Those are daddy's for snacks.
So you're not – you're not like – He's got a box hidden in his closet in his bedroom. Yeah, that's dad. Those are daddy's fruit snacks. Hold up.
He's got a box hidden in his closet.
Y'all saw the fruit snacks I'm munching on right now?
He got it in the gun station.
I got some exclusive fruit snacks
Bro, my son snaked me think I got all the snacks.
Bro, my son snaked me on my last fudge round.
Bro, and look, it's the whole thing, right?
I didn't even go check to see if it was in there, bro.
I got off of work, dropped my book pad, went straight to the porch, ripped the bong.
I was like, this fruit, this fudge round got to smack when I go inside.
Walk inside, open up the cabinet,. I was like, this fudge round got to smack when I go inside. Walk inside,
open up the cabinet, and it was gone. I walk in his room.
You have to put it in the closet.
Little shit's in your sneaker
You put that shit in your gun safe with your fucking fruit snacks, bro.
Especially the fudge round.
They're going to find a bundle of money in the box, but it's just snacks in there.
If I find any fudge round anywhere, even if I'm in somebody else's crib, I'm bodying that, bro.
You know, that's like a fucking nostalgic like snack bro from when
i was a kid when i was young bro that was my fucking go-to that was my go-to and a friendship
because look this is how i did it bro like i would i told y'all bro i was a kool-aid hustler
so i would get the kool-aid package i'd mix with sugar, and then I would take it to school, and I would sell quarter bags of Kool-Aid to the kids. This man. And then I would go to the gas station after school
and buy my snacks. And I always would get a fudge round, a zebra cake, a quarter juice,
and a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. That's a fire hustle. Marcus, my hustle was I got a pog maker i got it for christmas was when you're
i asked for it was all i wanted i was like i don't want anything with this pog maker was like 100
bucks or some shit it was expensive as hell back then and you could make pogs like it had like an
adhesive pogs and you could just like stamp magazines or whatever bro all the magazines in
my house just had these like circles taken out of them like i'm writing a ransom note or some shit
you know they're like is our kid okay is he kidnapping other neighborhood kids bro i when i tell you i
found my dad's playboys and i got all the maxim magazines in the house and yo and i punched
butts and pornographic pogs and i went to school bro by the end of the next week i was like walking
in i was like this man's a different level of demon, bro. Bro, man, I'm fucking tight. I didn't know you as a kid.
We were sacrificing their lunches, bro, for like one butt pop.
He is Ed from Eddie, bro.
He's the guy from Italian Job.
That's the next level hustle, bro.
Bro, I told that story to the
Pog Digital, and they fucking crack.
Every time they ring me up, they're like, yo, tell the story about the
I was like, I saw the market
demand. I was like, we're all a bunch of horny-ass
Seven-year-olds? What the
It was probably fourth grade.
You know, at seven, you was trying to leave. If you had that Things that happen. Seven-year-olds? What the fuck? Y'all were probably fourth grade. So I was probably
you knew what I was doing, bro.
of my elementary school, bro.
Star. You know what? Cristiano, I had a friend. had i said if you tell your parents this whole thing's over you didn't get it from me i had a friend just
like you and what he used to do was is he used to write those graphic novels he was super fucking
smart like ap everything he was drawing a entry nah he was reading the fucking stories these he was
making them up and then reading them to us at the
yeah it was pretty crazy but he was just like
walking out you wanna buy
some pogs I got the latest pog
and I saw our market demand
my man's over here flipping titty pogs and my other one's
My other dude is over here flipping fucking
Kool-Aid with extra sugar.
Are you trying to make him hyper and
We should definitely have both of y'all on because y'all both hit the nail on the head
for both of them motherfuckers right now.
Hey, bro, the Kool-Aid hustle was smooth, bro,
because, like, kids, you know,
Yo, if you and I went to high school together,
Bro, we was, look, high school?
I was getting snacks before school.
We would have made bank at elementary school together, really.
Bro, elementary school. We're running that playground.
a straight episode of Recess.
I saw breakfast tacos. That was my
That's clutch. That's legendary, bro.
owned a restaurant. I lived with him. We used to wake
up every morning at like 5 a.m. We rode
I would take a majority of them
Then we would sling them.
He would go and drive around in the parking lot.
I'd hit inside the school.
we were sold out every day.
I wish I had you motherfuckers around, man.
These motherfuckers over here in Yaga's was only selling drugs.
You would have been fucking billionaires by now, bro.
Bro, like home detailing businesses and shit.
And be like picking up dudes from Home Depot, teaching them how to fucking detail cars.
Being like, yo, we got a whole ass crew and everything.
I had teachers in high school, though. that i did that in high school bro uh so my my god brother he had a detailing company but it was just him bro and so it was me and him
so then i was like bro but he had like boat contracts because we live i live in florida so
then we stay beachside so like are close enough to the beach and so like we was doing boats and
shit i was like bro this is a lot of fucking work, man.
probably pay some people to do this.
You know what I'm saying?
Break up some of this work.
I thought about that. I was like, look,
we can get more contracts
because we have more people.
And we ain't got to do all this shit ourself.
Listen to me. He's like all right bruh i did exactly what you said the shit worked
and we ended up selling the company a couple years later for a large sum and we split the
profits yeah bro because the job you're giving those workers is better than what they were gonna
do and someone's like you's raking someone's fucking leaves
someone was going to have them do.
You're like, yo, you get to chill
and just detail cars all day.
That's a very chill, easy job.
That's why high schoolers can do it.
I started off, when I first moved to Florida, my cousin wanted me to cut his yard, bro. He had like half an acre of like this thick ass grass.
And all he had was a push lawnmower, bro.
And I was not about that life, bro.
So I seen that my neighbor had a ride lawnmower.
I was like, hey, if I cut your grass, would you let me use your lawnmower to cut my grass as well?
So boom, this is how it started.
So then I got real cool with him, right?
So then I was like, hey, if I give you a couple dollars, would you let me borrow your lawnmower to cut a couple yards in this cul-de-sac?
And he was like, I can do that as long as you pay for the gas.
Now I'm going to corner my whole cul-de-sac, bro.
I'm cutting all the yards in my whole code effect using this man's lawnmower.
I didn't want to use my lawnmower to cut my yard.
Yeah, you were resourceful as fuck.
You got to take what you have.
My hustle in high school was I had a fake ID.
And so I was able to get beer for me and my friends.
And I was like, all right, cool.
But then I can also get beer for everyone, technically.
So I would go around all week and just find out who wanted to throw down for that weekend.
And like everyone would throw down and the girls would be like, I want Smirnoff ice and this and that, blah, blah, blah.
And the guys would be like, I want, you know, Bush letter.
I want, you know, Coors letter.
I'm gonna give you extra money for Corona.
We want to look cool drinking Corona.
So I was like, I bet I got you.
You look, you look so cool.
And so it took all that money, put it all in a pot and then went to the store.
And I'm like, all right, well, they already think I'm 21.
So I'm just going to buy a keg.g ignore all those orders except for what the girls wanted so
get the girls what they wanted ignore everyone else's order and just get a keg and a keg is
basically like it's 85 dollars but then you return it and you get 65 dollars back right so basically
the beer is 20 for a fucking keg full of beer which is a crazy deal and we had our own tap all
we had to do was just go buy a tap we bought a tap so i had my own tap so it was like be good you know and so we basically would just do that
every weekend and people would show up to the party the guys the girls would get their stuff
they'd be like where's my corona bro and i'd be like hand them a red cup and they'd be like what
the hell is this i was like do you want to drink or not i can take this red cup away you know what
i mean everyone else is paying 15 bucks do you want to drink for free all night like or, or no? And they're like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll drink for free. But, like, next time, get me a crew.
And I'm like, gotcha, bro. Every week, same shit.
Give me an order, like, as if I wasn't
going to get a keg of, like, Bush Light.
And, yeah, that was the hustle.
That was able to, like, feed myself during high school, bro.
Oh, you guys are lame-os.
is using the school supplies to get the bread
this guy right here i was you know i'm saying the health class you know every single teacher
had that one refrigerator especially the health teachers and they'd have ice cream in there
they'd have frozen food in there so back in my day we had the big shirts. You know what I'm saying? It was the big shirt era. So, you know what I'm saying? So basically all I did was right after health,
we would go to lunch. So I would basically wait for everybody to leave and I would ramsack that
fucking refrigerator, bro. And if the teacher came back and she saw me walking by myself,
I just acted like I got a stomach ache. You know what I'm saying? Just a big ass t-shirt holding
all this shit. So I'm just walking like I have a stomach ache you know i'm saying because the big ass t-shirt holding all this shit so i'm just walking like i have a stomach ache and i mean
they did kept on but regardless you know i'm saying you gotta come on y'all like why are you
paying for supplies to make money that's crazy we had so many beakers at our house it's crazy
we had so much of the chemistry lab like at our house it would just turn it into bongs and stuff
They had a budget for that shit. They were like, you break their glass.
They have a renewable budget
broke it. Just replace it.
That's why your parents pay taxes.
They cashed glass for people to make bongs out of.
Icy, what you over there flipping, Icy?
Yo, yo, yo, see you next month.
Why are we guys on silent?
You guys don't know how to do math, one.
We talking about what else was like.
He was like, yeah, see you next month.
Oh, yeah, it was random, but that's why I put my hand up, because I know I'm going to be changing the subject.
Well, I just realized it's fucking May.
Yeah, I just realized that, too, when you said see you next month.
Everybody in their head like, June, June, June.
I've been bong ribs, joints,
bong ribs, joints, bong ribs, joints.
Been going back and forth all day.
It's already next month? That's crazy.
Child tour season. All the real ones stand up.
You know what I'm saying?
Coke's birthday is in two weeks.
And the only gift I want is to fucking be able to play Rami 101 and him stop fucking ducking the smoke.
I'm going to make that happen just for you, man.
You know, a trip from LGA to DTW, it ain't that much.
You know what I'm saying?
And I already came out to you.
So, yeah, you got to come out here this time, buddy.
You not pulling up for NFT NYC?
I said my birthday's on Monday, bro.
Oh, you want me to pull up on Monday to play it?
Your birthday on Monday, though, Nessie?
Yo, your birthday on Cinco de Mayo?
That's the most litest birthday.
Besides seeing the Tigers win
Probably going disc golfing
Okay, what about them Pistons?
You really wanna get into this right now?
We talking about ball right now
You know what I'm saying?
The Knicks have sold their future for the next seven years.
These guys are like 25 and under, bro.
You guys beat some teenagers in game six.
Without Isaiah Stewart and without motherfucking Jaden Isaac.
We had your number all season, too, bro.
You played the B squad, bro.
We beat you every single time.
We beat you in the regular season, bro.
We beat you in the regular season.
We win it at Madison Square Garden.
We wanted to go back to Detroit.
We needed to go to Detroit real quick.
You know what I'm saying?
Get those, you know, show y'all how it's really done out there, man.
You know, we had to, you know.
I'm brunson with the threes.
As far as the Tigers go, bro, that is, like, the most, like, shocking pitching rotation to me this season.
Like, what they've done with that pitching rotation,
I got to give them credit, bro.
That's, like, that's actually my fucking, like,
my sleeper pick this year to make it to the ALCS.
Because when they meet us in the ALCS, they ain't going to the World Series.
I'm just going to tell you that right now.
We got the best hitter in baseball right now, man.
Do you see his stats right now?
This shit is Barry Bonds-like.
I see the Tigers are 21-12, and the Yankees are 19-13.
We have way more harder compo right now, bro.
We play better teams than you in the Central.
Keep firing off them torpedoes, brother.
The East is way more beast than the Central.
But, y'all pitching rotation is nasty.
I ain't going to cap on that.
Y'all got some of the best
pitching in baseball this season.
Yeah, it's looking good, bro.
It's looking good for detroit sports i'm
not even mad at the pistons for real for real because like i said it was injured and it was
the b squad and a lot of them it was their first playoff appearance so it's like being realistic
from where we were last year to where we are this year i can't really it is what it is you know i
ain't mad at it it's growth bro it's growth growth. That's how I feel about the Knicks, too.
Because the Knicks, from where the Knicks were, we weren't even a playoff team a couple years ago.
Jalen Brunson changed the culture.
They were definitely balling, bro.
I got to give credit where it's due.
But, yeah, man, next year it's home.
They got to play Boston next.
That's going to be crazy.
That's going to be a crazy series.
I mean, Boston been there.
So, no offense to the Knicks, but I think Boston's been there.
I, you know, I'm optimistic, but, you know, we out here.
Hey, man, how do I feel to be a father, though, bro?
I feel like I ain't even talked to you since you had the baby.
Dude, it's beautiful, man.
I don't know what day of the
week it is right now but you know the only thing that tells me that it's saturday is that we on
wake and bake other than that you know it's it's been fun man like seeing the little dude grow and
do little things and like you know all the new things he learns each week and shit like i was
telling the folks earlier in the show like little man like sits up
to burp himself like when he's drinking like he'll stop drinking and then like do a little move to
like lift himself up to burp and then he'll burp and then like lay back down to get like some more
some more milk and shit so it's been fun man and like you know you know i? I got support here. My mom's been helping us.
So, like, we've been doing our thing.
He's already three weeks.
Three weeks on Thursday, bro.
Yeah, nah, I can't wait for y'all to meet him too, bro.
I can't smoke with you, bro, in a TNYC for sure.
We got to have like a dad's link up or some shit, bro.
I feel like there's way too many of us to.
We don't be having no link-ups. It's like,
why? There's a lot of us.
Father's Day out, man, for sure.
Shit, maybe we don't know why the Yankees lose or something.
They're going to win. They always win, bro.
I'm low-key never been to Yankee Stadium, though, so that
Yeah, we got to change that.
The first time I saw it was when Cristiano and McFly took me around there.
This is what it looks like?
Dude, I mean, it's not expensive at all, bro. Like, depending on what day of the week it is
and if they're giving out anything, like, free
or, like, there's any, like, giveaways or shit,
then, like, dude, we could get in the stadium
for, like, fucking five bucks, you know?
You don't need a seat, bro, at that stadium
because you could literally, like, be in any section
and, like, see the game from field level and have, like, you could sit, I mean, you could literally be in any section and see the game from field level.
And you could stand by home plate and watch the game right there.
Sometimes if you get there early enough, dude, and for batting practice, you could make your way down to a seating section.
And then stay there once the game starts.
And then if nobody comes and
like you know claims the seat dude you're there like nobody's gonna come i feel like that's all
baseball stadiums i ain't gonna lie because i did yeah troy all the time i did it in houston
so i think it might just be like they just don't be checking no more bro yo i feel that way too
especially like after like covid and all that shit. They were less strict with security.
I think, isn't NFT NYC, is that the 20th through the 22nd?
I think it was the 25th through the 27th, right?
No, that's a Wednesday to Friday.
It should be a Wednesday to Friday type thing.
Well, either way, they got a home game on that Sunday.
So if niggas trying to link up on that Sunday,
we could definitely go to that home game.
Maybe it's going to the 28th.
Maybe it's 25th to the 28th.
All right, well, yo. Anybody that wants to go to the Yankees game to the 28th. Maybe it's 25th to the 28th. You know, I'm down, bro. I'm definitely down. All right.
Well, yo, anybody that wants to go to the Yankees game on the 29th,
the Sunday, closing out in a TNYC, definitely hit me or Smokey up.
We're going to set it up.
We're going to make it work.
Last time I was at Yankee Stadium, I almost got kicked out for smoking a joint because
I was like in the stadium and I had to do expert advice.
And I was like, oh, shit.
So live from Yankee Stadium.
And I did this shit, but it was too loud.
So I went out to like those like the outskirts over in there when you're still in the stadium.
But there's those pillars, you know, like the pillars that are on the stadium where
you can like, you know, lean out and get some air and stuff like like that so i'm right there and i'm doing the show so i can
like hear myself and then i'm like all right it i'm out no i haven't seen a security guard in like
30 minutes i'm gonna just light this jay like it's one of my herbal smokes with tobacco and
weed and everything and i was like it and i was holding the jay outside of the stadium bro i have
my arm through the column and was just holding that outside of the stadium was like technically
i'm not smoking in the stadium and i would like lean my head out the building and hit it
And that's probably what looked suspicious as fuck because I kept leaning my head out the building and just being like
Yo, I'm technically not smoking all the smoking is going on outside. So like no crime was committed
You know what I mean? Like we good not like blown
And they come up to me bro. They're like what's in your head? And I'm like nothing and I instead of throwing
I could have just tossed the joint.
I was like, nah, that's my last joint.
You know you're not going to fucking toss that joint.
Bro, I palmed this shit and tried to pretend it wasn't in my hand.
And they were like, what's in your hand?
And I was like, my phone.
And they were like, no, what's in your other hand?
And I was like, I held it up, tried to be like a magician for a second and like palm it.
So I'm just burning my palm.
Fucking cherry. Bro, and he's like, your palm is smoking.
And I'm like, yeah, okay.
He's actually fucking dying over here.
There's some spots, though.
Please don't kick me out.
Like, I'm here at my uncle.
Like, this is going to be a big thing.
Can you just like be chill?
Like, the game was boring.
And they were like, yeah, okay.
There's some spots there that nobody like...
Gotta bring a pen, bro. Gotta bring that pen.
clutch, but if you wanted to smoke
those ramps. I need the alpha.
You can smoke by one of those ramps, bro.
Or if you're sitting in the grandstand.
I know there's no smoking section, bro.
There's no smoking section.
I know, but you know what I mean?
Is it a non-smoking section?
A non-smoking smoking section.
If you're in the bleachers,
nobody's really going to fuck with you.
Or if you're in the upper deck 400 section, nobody's going to fuck with you up there.
All right, best to go hang out with the people.
Just do whatever you want.
When you want to smoke in public, you literally just have to roll, like, basically little mini half, like, joints.
Like, you just have to not even roll, like, a full one.
Roll one that's, like, three, four hits, and then done.
You can just toss that shit.
Cut your little paper in half.
Roll it all the way across. If you use
filter, put a filter at either end, and
You ain't lying there. Definitely smoked a little, tiny
I never thought to put the filters in both ends
The geometric OCD side of my brain was
smoking more than half my life.
I clock that sometimes. I'm like, what the
fuck? I'm that old that I
now have been smoking more than half my life.
You're doing it right, but you're not like, oh oh i can't believe i've been eating half my life it's
like your body needs food and your body has cannabinoid receptors for a reason you know
you know i think you're in the right space though because i think that's that goes for all of us here
um i'm i i'm 30 i'm 35 going on 36 36 i started smoking i was 14 so that's definitely a little
bit more than half my life myself i was 11 when i started smoking i would have if i would have
smoked at 11 but i was i was a little scared like i had an older brother you know what i mean i tried
it with him for the first time but then like i started actually smoking when i was like 13 and
i was like the friend who was like smoking when the other friends weren't. Yeah, no, it was offered
to me around that age, you know,
kids in the neighborhood and shit, but, you know,
I thought I was gonna see dragons and shit,
bro, so, like, I was like, nah, I'm not trying
to see dragons right now. Bro, they were selling
sticks and seeds. You wasn't seeing anything.
You would be lucky if you had your vision, because
them fucking seeds would explode like grenades
in your fucking bowl. Boom!
Bro, we were smoking a head. Bro, the way, bro, the way, remember I'm, I'm, I'm 11.
So I'm fresh out of there, bro.
So like, you know, the way they making it seem is like, yo,
like you're going to fucking go crazy.
Then you're going to fucking start doing other drugs.
And then like, you're going to go home.
You're going to do do crack you'll be homeless
you're gonna lose your teeth you're gonna do meth
what's crazy is that it's more alcohol that has been the gateway drug for most people that have
even ever talked to about that kind of shit ever so that's that's what's crazy is that cannabis got all this
rap that it's that while they with the other hand are selling pushing alcohol to people
as if it's like not harmful meanwhile that's the thing that usually causes addiction to people
like remember for madness where it was like if you smoke weed you'll go violent and you know
attack someone and attack a woman and and go crazy and want to dance and be lewd and no that's alcohol motherfucker that is
the thing y'all tax exactly and you can do madness on to be for free by the way also it's public
domain now that's old enough so you can use it for art if you want to clip it into stuff and shit like that too it's just you know telling me
that historical piece of of film you guys have that commercial i don't know because i'm from
canada but and um when we were younger we used to have this commercial where the guy was like
going to get high and then like the little um dude on the zigzag box like starts talking to him
have you ever seen that commercial and he's like hi he's like never mind that he just
sits down like his whole day's over because he smoked a weed and they're like don't smoke drugs
it fucks your day up and it's like actually i think i remember those and they used to have like
the people like the girl that would be deflated on the couch like as if she was made out of
I went to, this is so funny, because, like, when we were
in high school, it was like, yeah, there's a couple people
that smoke weed, but I went to school with, like, all the super
fucking rich kids, and they were just doing blow at 14.
Like, they were on just, like, another
They were like, you smoke weed? We pop
Zanny bars. What do you mean? Yeah, no, for real.
For real. Like, yeah, you want to buy an Adderall?
Like, what the fuck's an Adderall?
You know what you're benzodiazepine, bro?
I just want to get my fucking mask done today. Thanks so much.
Oh my god, you know what's crazy? Actually, when I was in my early 20s, I had this, well, she was more of an acquaintance. She was like, my friend lived in the basement of the house that she, like the upstairs apartment. And they would have like fires and stuff sometimes.
Her name was like asthma, I think.
It's kind of an interesting name.
Anyways, she was going to school to be a cop, actually, which was really weird.
I've never like really been friends with or met anybody that was doing that.
really been friends with or met anybody that was doing that. But she was so bad at the arts and
like creative stuff that she offered to like pay me to do her artwork, like her music class
that she didn't want to do, I guess. And she was like addicted to Adderall. And I was like, oh,
so this is like the future that we have to look forward to in terms of our
like police i guess like i don't know i just thought it was hella crazy i was like um
this girl's crazy i definitely like took the job because i didn't have to physically be around her
and i could just send her the work but she paid me like 50 bucks a paper to do it and i was like oh sure
why not took me like 20 minutes like but anyways yeah that was an interesting experience
rolling that's that was a good hustle too doing people's homework i did people math homework for
them because like i like ace the math sats not the english sat's clearly because i can't speak
but uh the math sat's i aced that shit and so i was like a stoner who could like do your math
homework they were like all right give it to the fucking calculator i was like i got you
and then i spend all that money on weed exactly but my best friend was the dealer so i got the
crazy hookup i was just about to, how much did you spend on that?
We were riding around and getting it.
That was just for me to eat a lot of food.
I was so glad when Oklahoma got everything legal and my friends all started owning weed shops know weed shops they'd be like oh man you
gonna come in and get something yeah they just throw in a bunch of extra shit and price be low
i know people be thinking i'm paying a grip for what i'm getting but i'm paying like pennies
it's literally literally pennies so i don't know what you're talking about that's the great part
about being good people you end up building a network of people and, you know, you come up, your friends come up
and then y'all come up together and give each other great fucking discounts on shit.
Plus, like when you see it, when you're, you know, kids, you can see the hustle and it's
like, you know, me personally, like I stopped doing any kind of like bad shit when I was
18 because I was like, they can get me now.
When I was 118, I was like, it's a different set of rules relatively.
You know what I mean? If I don't, if I don't try to do that much me now. You know what I mean? When I was 118, I was like, it's a different set of rules relatively. You know what I mean?
If I don't try to do that much bad shit,
But I can still get into like, you know,
childhood mischief type vibes.
But then like when you're 18, it was just like,
no man, they're gonna actually put you in jail
if you go and break the law.
So I like quit everything, cleaned up.
I completely was just like, nah, bro, like new rules.
And yeah, so like, I don't know.
Like, I think it's cool to see, like, what people's hustles were as kids.
And, like, even on the playground or whatever, you know what I mean?
Selling Kool-Aid because it's, like, it shows that you're going to be business-oriented
and, like, an enterprising, resourceful person and, like, an entrepreneurial spirit.
Like, you understand, like, oh, there's supply and demand and people need things,
and I'm going to fill that market.
Like, even as kids, we knew that.
We didn't go to marketing school.
Yeah, man, that shit was just natural to us, really.
Well, especially if you had, like, if you came from a family that had work ethic.
Like, I know my mom always had three jobs, pretty much.
And she was a single mom for a lot of her like time. Not all of it,
like she ended up getting remarried. But when she was with my actual biological dad, like
he was a deadbeat pretty much. So she was always, you know, that's why they broke up when I was like
three, but she was always, you know, working multiple jobs. So I think if you, any kind of family that, you know, your, your parents are
working a lot, like you kind of see that like from a young age, right. And then, you know,
you find your ways to, well, yeah, I mean, obviously, but that's what builds self-sufficiency
is what I mean. Like I started being home alone when I was like three and four years old. So it's
like you learn shit pretty quick when you have to, you know what I mean?
Yes, like me and my sibling, both my parents worked full time.
So me and my siblings were like, do we have parents?
Like we're all just raising each other.
It was just like became that kind of vibe.
Did we rug? No, we didn't rug. I'm'm just I'm just sad right now because we're talking about all this good weed and shit and like I can't smoke no weed right now that's just blowing mine I'll for you, bro. Everybody butted. We all glazed over.
Yes. And with that, I'll do a quick reset.
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But yeah, nah, that shit's crazy.
There's a lot of good weed out here, bro.
I'll take another one for you.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm gonna smoke some weed after this space, though.
I'm definitely gonna go outside and smoke some weed.
NFT NYC, if y'all need some zips, man.
Is that an indica strain we talking about?
Indica, sativas, different flavors.
Yo, where are all the single guys at?
Yo, Rami's a single guy. is that? Hello. The main...
You don't want to fuck with Rami.
Rami don't know how to ball.
Word on the street is that
Rami's a benchwarmer, bro.
Like, he a real chic out here too.
Somebody get him up here.
That's why he don't want to hoop.
Where are all the single guys at?
Where are all the devs with NFT projects?
That's what I'm looking for.
hello. The fuck we doing?
I don't know who that was.
Damn. Coming up here asking questions
not even paying attention to responses.
I can't say I'm not single
hey that's Nessie though man
what do you bring to the table,
that falls in line with a,
I think that's who you're looking for bitcoin
and he will get you clams
enjoy your time and your date with Crypto Cam
why I still gotta be clammy, man?
Dang, it's been forever, man.
No, dude, women love clams.
I'm going to stay with you forever.
Don't be so shellfish, bro.
I don't eat bottom feeder.
All right. Don't take around that fan.
You know what, I'm being serious, you guys.
So, Nessie, do you want to be a contestant on a Web3 dating show?
Give me a thousand percent.
Okay, perfect. I'm going to add you to the list. There is a little application slash questionnaire to fill out on my profile so we can put an info on you. So when we start the thing,
I can start, okay, he did this. So let me-
Hold on, hold on. Bitcoin, Bitcoin uh yo before you start shilling and shit like
you know i'm not i'm not trying to be that guy but like can you at least give us some info as
to what the fuck this is i just said it's a crypto degen dating show are you gonna do it
irl at nft nyc or some shit or what uh we're doing it that would be super cool maybe next
season we'll do something like that but um we're going to do it through, it's going to be live stream through Twitch and Kick and Rumble, and then obviously here.
I'd like to sit that Aiden Ross and then be doing.
Yeah, yeah, Kick is where Aiden Ross is, yeah.
But we'll stream it through Restream so it can go on multiple platforms.
And then we'll clip the good parts down and put them all over TikTok and Instagram and build all that part up as well.
But we're starting off with 20 bachelors.
We already have our bachelorette. And so it's 10 episodes.
Each episode, she's going to eliminate two more guys.
And the guys that remain, instead of like roses, how they do on like
the bachelor bachelorette, we're going to do NFTs. So we'll showcase people's NFT projects.
So that's, I was asking if anyone has an NFT project that they're either launching or they
launched recently or whatever, um, get at me so we can potentially use your project and feature
you as well. I think Cristiano fits that bill i know nessie has dope music nfts
but um regardless to all that can you at least show my homies the bachelorette
considering like she's not gonna know who they are but can you show them her yeah absolutely
she's smoking it's stacy i got you bros yeah i'm definitely down for that. Yeah, sounds good.
Hang on, I'll do it right now.
Why does that name sound familiar?
Yeah, that sounds super familiar.
now, too. She's been hustling
up, but I just dropped it in the jumbotron
I think it should have popped up
I don't know why my everything
Cause I just looked up and I was like Oh damn Smoking is correct.
Because I just looked up and I'm like, oh, damn.
Yeah, so this is our first one.
We are taking it seriously.
So even if you don't have NFT package or NFTs that you want to put in,
if you want to promote something or whatever, I also have paid sponsors for each episode available.
So, yeah, those packages start at $25.
You got a free show on Wake and Bake Radio, man.
I mean, I'm inviting you.
I think it's an absolute amazing idea.
I will be there in full support.
He's just trying to make it known.
He's dead. He's going to win. Cam known He's there He's there, he's gonna win Can't about to win, stop fronting
I'm doing this for all of us
Wake and bake radio, baby
You know what's cool though about this is that
I'm getting people from all the different
communities, it's not like I'm just going to one
community and it's all those people
It's literally so It's really cool because it's just bringing like everyone
together in the space and or it's going to be so much fucking fun watching all the like crazy
shit like i already host my show twice a week and it's already cam you've been there that shit gets
wild somebody wins like what do they win i don't get it so week, if you're like chosen to like move on to the next episode, like as a contestant, you move forward, you get an NFT every single week that you're like chosen to continue.
And then at the end, there's like a cash prize.
So wait, do you even like get a date with the woman or like what is it?
So I'm not going to let you like.
No, it's, it's really good. There's like a few things out of that. Yeah, exactly.
Like a, it's exposure. We have a lot of people with eyes on this project right now.
But also, yeah, like if you get to the end, then you can decide and she's like, Hey, I choose you, Nessie.
Then that sounded so Pokemon-ish. But anyways, basically, she, like, literally, you could say, like, hey, yeah, like, I want to take the NFT and I want to date her and whatever.
Or you could be like, no, I don't want to date you, but I'm going to take the NFT and the money anyways.
Yeah, it's like a dating show.
So this is our first season we're doing this.
But like I said, like, we have a lot of eyes on us. first season we're doing this but like i said like
we have a lot of eyes on us so we're really trying to like get this going properly so like
next season we can take it to another level um with like sponsors and stuff like we already
i already closed my two premium pack sponsors so that's already like taken care of now i'm just
working on the smaller sponsors like this is not like it, and I've only been doing this for three days and I've already gotten like a
crazy amount of NFTs coming in. Um, like the sponsorship packages,
like everything's everything. People are on board with this shit.
All right. For sure. I just wanted to make sure like, is this like a,
I didn't know if it was like a real dating show.
Like is she actually looking for a relationship or is this just for the show?
if like we're working on it right now and I'm in talks with a few people,
but we're going to try and get an airline sponsor.
So hopefully we'll be able to like,
maybe the last two or three contestants will like get to fly them to Vegas for
the show so that they can meet her IRL.
No promises, but this is the intention
I got my money on Cam. Cam about to win.
Hey, you know what? Fuck you, Smokey.
I gave you all the flowers, bro.
I said congratulations being a...
Gang, I'm just being real.
I thought you had a girl, Nessie.
Bro, did you not see how...
Yo, Nessie, did you not see how dedicated Cam was?
He's been in a couple of the spaces already, bro.
Like, he's already tapped in, Nessie. I'm sorry. He's been in a couple of the spaces already, bro. He's already
tapped in, Nessie. I'm so
worried. He's got the advantage.
in already. He's here. He knows the
ins and outs already, Nessie.
Now I'm about to compete just to make him look.
Come on in with it, Nessie. I ain't scared.
You got two battles you got to fight now, bubby.
I'm about to cut the hair.
I'm about to get back to the gym.
I'm working out with one hand right now.
I got one hand in the space.
Okay, Jonathan. Jonathan. Damn it, Jonathan. Oh, hold up, hold up. That didn't sound right.
Jonathan, damn it, Jonathan.
My dog, Jonathan. He be hanging out with the New Yorkers too much. That's all.
Yeah, I be talking a little
wild sometimes, you know what I'm saying?
You're good, though, Cam. You know I love you, man.
Shoot. But yeah, let's go.
It's kind of hot from over there.
It's good content. Let's run it.
All right, I'm putting up bets. Cam's going content. Let's run it. All right.
I'm putting up bets. Cam's going to be eliminated the first round.
I hope we make it through to the end,
and then she might change
her mind, and then I can talk to her.
all this shit, and we're even going to do
polymarkets bets and stuff
too, so people watching the show
can be like, I think Cam's going to win.
Oh no, I think Nessie's going to win.
I think so-and-so's going to take so-and-so out.
We'll just do like some dumbass like betting options for people on,
Cause we all know you guys are generates anyways.
Put that money on Nessie then.
Cause there's a win-win either way.
My odds are about to be so great, I cannot wait to get this done, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Marcus, it looks like you're the last one left, buddy.
I already unfollowed Rami.
I just unfollowed Smokey.
So, Mark, it looks like you're going to be the last man.
I hope you get hit with a fucking foul ball in your head when we go to this Yankee game.
I ain't going nowhere, bro.
Fuck that game. But I want to nowhere, bro. Fuck that game.
But I want to understand,
why are you unfollowing people?
Are you going to unfollow me now?
Yeah, what kind of catfish and shit is this, Nessie?
Matter of fact, double up on the 1.1 E.
Double up on the 1.1 E, man.
For your freaking whatever you run, bro.
I wasn't going to be talking shit about you, bro.
Just because I'm better than you at basketball, you're going to fucking unfollow me, bro.
You could have had her, bro.
But now, yo, Cam, point two ETH, brother.
I got you, man. Hey, Marcus, you know what to do, bro.
Marcus already know what to do.
Money back guaranteed, baby.
Marcus, put the thumbs up. I'll help you out, bro. I'll make it indeed. Marcus, put the thumbs up.
That's what happens when the crew fights over women.
You better fucking not, Marcus.
Rami got a fucking point of an ETH for every bump on your face, B.
Can you see she's tearing us apart?
You need a dermatologist.
First off, Nessie ain't got
no bumps on his face. The fuck?
Second off, black don't crack.
I'm just getting the dub.
I don't know what else to say. I'm just gonna get the dub.
black don't crack. I think that's the fucking dub,
I'm just saying. We gonna see, man.
We gonna see. I'm gonna win that thing.
Don't you see my PFP? I'm also
What we not doing is that. Don't do that.
I don't fuck with that shit at all.
Big Quinn Barbie. What's your McDonald's order?
Big Mac. No Big's order? Big Mac.
No Big Mac gets a Big Mac.
We go straight to the value menu,
get three fucking McDowell's, three McChickens.
Yeah, well, that's a win for me either way.
You gotta get the McDowell's with the Mac sauce
and get the spicy McChickens
I live in Mexico. I don't even know what the fuck they're putting in that shit here.
Talk less of it in the U.S. and Canada.
Like, what the fuck do you think they're feeding me fucking?
There's not even cat meat.
It's just rat meat mixed with fucking squirrel meat and some fucking someone who pissed off the cartel.
Damn, I want to go to a taqueria now.
What kind of taco do you think?
You don't got that in here in New York, I don't think.
Here's the question for all you high lives,
all the guys that you've been smoking and shit all afternoon.
All I need is three carne asada tacos with some fries on the side.
Yo, give my man the second to get his order off, man.
I'm doing three El Pastol,
And, of course, I got to do three steak tacos for sure.
How the fuck did you unmute?
What kind of sorcery is this?
Nah, but anyway, I'm taking three Beria tacos with my brothers in Miami.
Those are the best tacos I ever had.
Marcus, I know you're asking, guys.
And yo, Rami, you know they opened up one of those taco spots in Dykeman, right?
Oh, that same exact spot?
Yeah, the talking taco, John.
Yeah, they got that shit.
I mean, the tacos weren't crazy.
It was just more so because it was the vibe.
And I know different ones they're all different like because they're like a they're like a chain
that's owned like by like like a regular dude and shit like i can buy into that chain and
shit like it's just like seventh street burger so like all this is different it's always different
it's never gonna hit the same but i know this one over here in Spanish Harlem, bro.
Just as gas as the one that we went to.
But there's a spot here that Bando put me on to.
It's fucking Midland Taco, bro.
Bruh, that's where we got to go.
I got to take you there, bro.
cheap too he was telling me but um what they got like a three dollar tacos type shit it's like
it's like three dollars but they give you like five tacos bro like it's exactly the kind of
it's a vibe nah it's like a like regular like corn tortilla
like corn tortilla traditional tacos okay little babies with like a little bit of onion and cilantro
yeah yeah those slap yeah so those i usually run with my al pastor if i do regular tacos i probably
get some carnitas or some babacoa if i'm doing breakfast tacos I do chorizo egg with potato
It's a heart man. It's bougie bro. I'm on you slaps
Come fuck with your boy. You know what I'm saying? Come fuck with your boy. Barbacoa and chorizo
That barbacoa you got to get there early though cuz that shit sell out quick
early, though, because that shit sell out quick.
Still don't know what I'm talking about.
out quick, too. Where at?
Same thing. What spot you're talking about?
Where? What do you mean they sell out?
What's this sell-out shit?
No, oxtails definitely sell out quick.
Hell yeah, bro. Like from the real
from the Jamaican truck, bro?
You're saying the whole city out of Oxtail.
Nah, nah, nah, nah. I'm talking like from a spot.
There actually was an Oxtail shortage a minute ago, though.
There was. Remember the prices went crazy high?
Yeah, it was like $21 for a three-pack.
I don't, running out of Oxtail, it was crazy.
Yeah, no, no, I'm talking like from a specific
like from a specific location.
Usually, like, there's a spot that I like in Long Island City, Queens.
But, bro, if you don't get there early enough, bro, it's over, bro.
They'll have just the gravy left that you could throw on the rice.
Y'all don't have oxtails in the strip clubs?
You know, I hear strip clubs
got the best food, man, but you know
I'll tell you right now, I've never
eaten any kind of food at a strip club.
Y'all missing out, bro. That's literally the best food.
That's bullshit, bro. That narrative is fucking...
It's not, bro, because...
You can't tell me the best fucking chicken wings
That's what I was just going to say.
Have you ever been to one in eight?
Because, like, every dude...
I've never been to a strip club, period.
Bart Scott used to talk about going to a specific strip club just for the wings, bro.
And I know, like, there's a bunch of fucking co-workers of mine who used to tell me the same thing, bro.
Off top, ATLs, strip clubs, and the fucking wings there are always bomb.
And then when they have the all-you-can-eat wings, too, you just be sitting there looking at fat ass eating wings.
ass eating wings like that is the epitome of a good life right there and if you if you go with
Like, that is the epitome of a good life right there.
the good ones you have like proper people coming in just dropping their random ass fucking tracks
for you while you're there you know like you just get to hear some like fucking brand new track that
hasn't even dropped on the on the radio you just out here getting the first hit on it eating wings
looking at ass come on now you once i beat a woman. That's awesome. Once I beat you
a one-on-one, then you have to go
to a strip club with me and eat
some wings. I'm not saying you got
to throw money. You ain't got to do nothing. No. All you got to do
is just eat some wings and fries, bro. We out.
fucking win. Strip club and wings for
free sounds fucking boss.
Oh, I never said for free.
I don't even know if you're a bucket of coffee game.
I get wings, you get whatever the fuck you were getting, and that's it.
No, we out, though, Nessie.
Do we even have that kind of spot here in New York, Lou?
The one that I know of is gone.
So, yeah, you're going to have to go to Atlanta.
You're going to have to go to ATL.
Like I said, I've never been to one, so it's on you, bro.
You researched that shit and we out.
Jesus Christ. You might as well just come out here, bro. That I'm with. I'm with that, too. said i never been no one so it's on you bro you research that shit and we out jesus christ you
might as well just come out here bro like that i'm with i'm with that too because yeah i can
beat you out here and then i can actually take you to strip clubs i know of that have great food i
don't want to beat you and then we go to new york and we go to some strip club i've never been to
and i don't know how to fool yeah that's your first experience that's what i'm saying yeah
nah let's uh let's like you said let's save first experience. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, nah, let's, like you said,
let's save that for the Detroit trip.
We'll go to somewhere that's actually
I don't know about it out here.
Let's talk about, we ain't going to one place.
You going to Detroit and you said a place
that has credibility in Detroit?
We talking about strip club food.
I know the strip clubs out here because I'm an artist.
So I go around playing that music you were talking about
that nobody else has ever really heard yet for the first time.
And I know certain strip clubs that got the best food.
Certain strip clubs got okay food.
But there is no strip club in Detroit that has bad food.
I can say that off topic.
I'm from Toronto, so I've been in Detroit a has bad food. I can say that off topic. I'm from
Toronto, so I've been in Detroit a bunch of times.
Oh, yeah. I used to record in
Windsor and perform at Blanche over across
Yeah, exactly. We used to go to like Windsor
and just cross over, go party for the night
Yep, yep. Alright, I gotta
focus because I'm filling out this fucking application so I can beat
Cam and win this lady's heart.
Yo, I'm so pumped that you're really in this.
I'm, like, very happy about this.
This is wonderful news for everyone involved.
Yo, is Cam still up here? Yo, Cam,
how the fuck you don't put me in the pick
I got more chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
Just patience, patience. That's what happens when you. I got more. Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. Just patience, patience.
That's what happens when you pick the wrong winner.
Oh, my goodness. Patience.
All right, Rami, you just got a follow back.
Let me put this shit on the Jumbotron still, because it's dope.
Mark, you still ain't take one yet. Yo, that shit is gas that shit is gas can't hold it
but yeah where's rami's where's rami's pfp man we need rami up there too with us
this is why he's crypto clan for life bro i put it in the comments oh my goodness just be paid
nah don't do it don't do it, Cam. Don't do it, bro. He got to earn that, bro.
I'm over here quiet working.
I'm over here slipping, man.
Damn, my bro's about to be involved in this, man.
I definitely, I'm going to tune in for sure.
Yo, in 200 words or or less how would you describe me
that dude an elegant web3 rapper that's paving his own way trailblazing if you will whoa whoa
whoa did you just say web3 rapper all right we gotta cut this shit out y'all we actually let
me rock this shit my bad i'm not a web3 artist i'm an an artist in Web3. I was here way before Web3.
You know what I'm saying?
There's a difference. Some niggas just started here.
So yeah, call them Web3 rappers,
but not me. Niggas been doing this shit.
With love. I'm saying that with love.
All love. I'm not mad, but I'm just saying.
An eloquent rapper in Web3.
Paving his own path, if you will.
The best you've ever seen.
Oh, you said an artist, right?
He said you were elegant twice.
I appreciate that, for sure.
He wears the blue cardies.
Still got me some basketball, but I appreciate that. I appreciate that. He wears the blue cardies. I appreciate that.
Private Jet, you let me too, bro.
You can't be putting my business all out there.
That turned quickly again.
That's why I'm not going on the dating show
because I don't want to put my business all out there.
Hey, man, when I get rich
Yeah, we do that private like if I'm gonna be you know taking a lady home we can do that private not with cameras
Nah, they want cameras. They want everybody see so they could chop. I know they do they want to keep game Happen happen, you know
Every time I hear you guys talk back-to-back it just takes you back that night where you both got fucking assaulted. Oh, I didn't get exalted.
He got assaulted. He got assaulted. I saved him. What? Who got assaulted?
By giving the girl a free drink. Oh, yeah.
See, I've seen it in real life. Someone stuck their tongue in my ear. Girl walked up to me,
grabs me, sticks her tongue in my ear and walks away. And he was like, did you just get
assaulted? And I was like did you just get like assaulted and i was like yeah
she came over to me first and i was like no i'm good but then i don't know how you it seemed like
you were just out of it i don't know if you were really high or drunk or just like introspective
no i was just a little christiano he just went over he was shroomed out of his mind you don't
remember okay that's right that that makes sense now because he was just sitting there this guy was on a different plane that night
infinity y'all came outside and you saw me talking to the uh the crypto kitties and like i was just
like talking to the whole crypto kitty playhouse outside smoking jay and just you were like i
thought you left and i was like i thought i left too but then i stepped out into heaven and talked
to all these angels for like the last 30 minutes
and you were like get the fuck back inside and brought all the girls back inside really let's go
and then someone stuck my tongue and her tongue in my ear don't worry man i i saved us both i gave
her i gave her a free drink because i had a free badge armband to get free drinks and that i didn't
pay for fantastic uh and i just gave her the drink and she just left. And I was like, thank God.
That got weird really quickly.
You don't want to see that shit on camera.
Not what you want to see on camera.
Like I'm good. Keep it moving. That was a fun night, though.
I got to have one of them, what? I think it was
a Smashburger Smokey that y'all
had. That shit was tasty.
I had to keep paying that. That food was incredible, bro.
expect it. I was like, damn,
bro. You were like, yo, have a bite. I was like, what the
hell is this? It was on a different level.
You guys talking about the Cubanos or what?
But the sliders was later.
When we were down at the bar.
Yeah, the bar of food was fire.
Shit, I eat plantain chips now
just because of that fucking fucking orange soda event you got
converted i did and i crushed them bitches up and put them on top of my my avocado toast because
i make my own um guapo that's bomb that shit is bomb it's better than bacon
but i like bacon too don't get it wrong
you've had like the real plantain that's made by like jamaicans though right but I like bacon too. Don't get it wrong.
You've had like the real plantain that's made by like Jamaicans though,
but I take what I can get right now.
Hey, I'm back on the matcha now.
we're good all the way around.
Only because I ran out of matcha.
You made me proud with the matcha, man.
I got a special guest for y'all here today.
He said, where the milk at?
Where the breast milk at?
Yo, he's like, where the titty at, fool?
Hey, real quick, y'all. I jumped up here
and checked the Jumbotron. I grokked
Nessie's profile. Let's see what it says.
if you go to your profile
and there's a little grokked icon and it'll gro go to your profile and there's like there's a little
grok like icon and it'll grok
like your profile so if you want
it's up there in the jumbotron unless you go read it
when have I ever described
myself as a professional silly goose
wow they just then wrote you out
all kind of crazy you gotta go correct
I don't even know what sleepy sloth tv is They just wrote you out all kind of crazy. You got to go correct that shit. Those are usually pretty old.
I don't even know what Sleepy Sloth TV is.
They said you said you was a silly goose.
They're putting words in your mouth, bro.
They got you up here with Kingdom Hearts 2.
Somebody fuck my shit up.
Bro, I literally already sent Gronk all the info it needed like months ago. Yeah, what the fuck? Somebody fucked my shit up.
Bro, I literally already sent Gronk all the info it needed like months ago.
I was like, yo, this is who I am.
And then somebody just came in and fucked it all up.
Hey, let me tell you something.
That ain't even the first one I did, so I don't know what the hell that came from.
It said something about how you've been active on twitter since 2010 expressing hip-hop culture and it's a bunch of stuff bro it didn't say that i don't know what
that is damn they hoeing me bro professional silly goose yo put that on your dating app
put that on your dating app professional silly gooseilly Goose, because I'm sure going to talk about it if we go head to head.
Bro, that shit is so funny.
I can't even laugh at that shit.
Professional Silly Goose is absurd.
Like, why would I describe myself as that?
Hey, Cam, did you do that, motherfucker?
Nah, I should have, though. That was a. Hey, Cam, did you do that, motherfucker? Nah, I should have, though.
That was a good one, though, professional silly goose.
I'm about to get creative with that.
You hear the way he's saying it, too, bro?
I'm about to get creative with that one, professional silly goose.
Like, what does that even mean?
Like, that's an oxymoron, a motherfucker It really did that to you bro?
I'm literally taking a screenshot
And I'm posting at the top
This is the shit that this shit says
Hello To me Rugg Hello? Should we rug? No, he's doing it. Nope. Boy, that's that claw. That's the back claw.
It's time for him to eat.
I know what that sounds like.
I've had to deal with that with four of them, bro.
Hey, so did we say what we smoking on yet?
Because I haven't heard no strains at all.
I ain't smoking on nothing today, Messy.
I got to wait till after the show since I got the youngin' with me. So, you know, I haven't been smoking in the crib either, like, since he's been born.
So, you know, strictly, you you know i'm a stoop kid again
you know i was telling the bros like i'm on the block again just posted stoop kid never lead a
stoop never bro it's crazy i actually made a song called stoop kid like in 2013 when i was with a
collective and yeah that was literally the hook.
Stoop Kid never lead a stoop.
Gotta feed him real quick.
You know when you're going through hard times, man?
Just look in the mirror and tell that dude you're always going to succeed.
You're always going to win.
As long as you do that every single morning, you're going to get one step closer to that goal.
Every single morning, you're going to get one step closer to that goal you've always been dreaming to do.
You've always been dreaming to do.
Whether it's taking that woman out on a date, winning that dating show.
Whether it's starting your own NFT project, starting your own small business.
Whether it's starting a family or the Smokey Mad Pot.
You're going to do it, man.
Unless you play me a 101. Wait heard my name what happened you were saying you're you're you're an excellent father i try to be man i'm only i'm only a three
week old dad though so i got lots for you that's pretty adorable You aging yourself with the kid. Yeah.
But, no, actually, we weren't saying that shit, though.
But I heard Nessie say something about basketball.
Yeah, you kept, like, doing, like, some winning stuff.
And you were saying, like, yeah, you can win, you can win. And I was like, except unless you play me in one-on-one.
That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
It's got me charged up right now.
It's kind of got me ready to crash out.
Yo, this is Wake and Bake Radio, baby.
We'll catch you next Saturday, 1 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.
I'm about to go hit the fucking court right now.
I don't think y'all really are ready to see
how bad I'm about to shit on Rami, bro.
And I'm sorry to Baby Jonah.
I'm sorry to Baby Jonah if you heard those words.
I apologize, but I'm just saying.
You sure you're not in Dubai right now, bro,
I said, you sure you're not in Dubai right now talking like that?
Why would I be in Dubai talking like that?
It's highbrow humor, bro.
I can't afford to go to Dubai.
I got fucking twins, man. What are we talking about right now?
Watch when you come to New York. It's over for you, Nessie.
What? That didn't even make sense, bro.
You haven't even played me.
How you got two dubs already? You ain't even played me.
The only W you've ever seen
You're crossing the line now, brother.
God, what the fuck? You're crossing the line now, brother You're crossing the line now, bro
You follow me back? I'm about to block your ass
We're going to lead up all the hype to fucking NSCNYC
Get your fucking producer on the line right now, man
I need a full catalog of beats so I can pick which one I need
Don't think I forgot, bro I need a full catalog of beats so I can pick which one I need.
Don't think I forgot, bro.
Just see me on the fucking court, bro.
I'm going to get you one of those $60 ounces, man.
Just out of pity because I'm going to feel bad.
I'm going to beat you on the court.
Then I'm going to give you that ounce.
You can smoke some Zod, fucking drown out your sadness.
Now we have to, well, we can't even do a strip club anymore.
I'll take you to a nice falafel spot out here, man.
I'll find out what strip club out here in New York got banging food.
This nigga said a falafel? I gotcha.
You don't fuck with falafel?
Weren't you guys talking about Father's Day?
You haven't had a good falafel.
We got to take you to a real spot out here, bro.
Man, we got falafel king out here, bro.
I definitely eat falafel.
fire, bro. I thought it, like, I had
bad falafel and that ruined my experience,
but then I've also had some good ones, bro.
Like, you can get some real trash,
hard, like, stale-ass falafel, bro.
personal favorite is Mammoons
in, like, the city for real.
So go over that shit if you want some really good
falafel. Alright, so how about this? If I
lose, we'll go have falafel,
I guess. I guess that's what we'll
do. Bro, Mammoons is crazy. They got
that fucking spicy sauce, and it's, like, so good.
It's delicious, bro. And you're, like, in the bathroom dying, bro.
That's why you're not going to win the game over there drooling about fucking falafel and the sauce and shit.
That's why you're not going to win.
Bro, I could beat you one-handed, low-key.
I could probably beat you while eating a falafel sandwich.
You'd be dripping tahini on the court, bro.
Yo, that's a good tactic.
So basically what we're doing is we're going to tie your arm to your body
and you have to hoop with one arm.
Is that what you're saying right now?
No, I'll just – I'll voluntarily put my moon sandwich in my hand
and ball out with the other one.
Y'all hear him saying this, right?
So when it comes to the time where we're going to hoop and then he's not out there with a sandwich, I'm not starting to play.
Look at this guy looking for any advantage, man.
I got you, bro. You want me to play with the feet too?
We can just play with, I can just play with my feet instead, bro.
He said, I'll do you one better.
I'll play with the falafel plate.
I got a fork in the other hand.
Bro, I don't even want to continue this conversation anymore at this point.
Because this is just insulting.
Do we even have a cameraman set up?
Do we have a cameraman in the clip?
Wait, I thought you were going to be the announcer, Cristiano.
How are you going to be the cameraman and the...
I am, but I'll get big love on it.
He's the one I always hand my camera to when I'm
performing. I'm like, this motherfucker's going to get the shot.
Oh, he definitely going to get the
Alright, so can we just plan this right now
so there's no discrepancies and there's
no bullshit excuse for Rami coming later?
Let's just have the game.
My last memory of big love is him breaking that bottom at Rug Radio, bro.
Let's not mention the bush, man.
That was a beneficial night.
All right, so Rami, you trying to play Sunday before the Yankees game?
There's a court right there by the stadium, too.
I'm pretty sure Profits is setting up the court, though.
I'm pretty sure Profits is setting up the court, wasn't she?
She's supposed to be setting up some shit like that, yeah.
Yeah, I think she's getting an official...
You were the motherfucker who came in here
two shows ago talking about,
yeah, I can't ball on concrete, bro. My knees are too weak.
I can only ball on fucking hardwood.
Nessie Death, bro, don't cap.
Nessie, you said that, Nessie?
You 100% said you only ball indoors, bro.
Don't cap now. You didn% said you only ball indoors, bro. Don't cap now.
You didn't say you only ball indoors?
Yo, can somebody please fucking...
These are all recorded, matter of fact.
Let me go back and get that shit.
Ain't no way I said that.
Let me get that shit, bro.
That's going to be the start to my fucking one-on-one Rambo track.
Motherfucker, this is crazy.
Motherfucker's capping now, man.
I'm about to punch the wall.
So, Sunday is what you're saying.
I don't know what the hell you talking about.
Yo, meet me at fucking 242nd Street, bro. You bro you coming to my court i mean as long as you show up
i'll be there bro just make sure you show up and don't make an excuse not going to the dirty dirty
man all right man y'all heard it sunday nfc nyc it's going down before the yankees game i'm gonna
bust his ass he's not gonna be able to walk into the stadium wait the sunday before the Yankees game. I'm going to bust his ass. He's not even going to be able to walk into the stadium.
Wait, the Sunday before or the Sunday after?
The Sunday that we're all in New York for NFT NYC.
I'm going to beat his ass, and then we're going to go to the Orioles game versus the Yankees.
But, of course, Rami's not going to be able to go because he's going to be embarrassed
because New York is going to fucking disown him for losing in his own fucking city.
What was Lou just talking about, man?
Didn't the Knicks just fucking destroy the Detroit Pistons?
We ain't talking about the Knicks.
We talk about me and you, buddy.
All I'm saying is I'm from New York and you're from Detroit.
It's kind of like a parallel.
You got to learn from things.
I think I'm not even waiting for this.
Last time Nessie pulled out, I think, right?
I thought you pulled out last time, Nessie.
What are you talking about?
But, I mean, you know, this time you said you didn't want no more babies.
When did I pull out? That's what I'm saying.
Let me know. When did I pull out of playing him one-on-one?
Because I was in New York.
I was in New York for a whole fucking month.
Chill out, you professional silly goose.
He never dropped a location.
He never dropped an Addy.
He never pulled up. You know what I'm saying?
Smokey pulled up. I saw Smokey.
Didn't see Rami. So it's like,
you know, like, nah, fuck all that, bro.
He's scared. I saw you, though, bro.
I'm heavy in the streets. Just know that.
Alright, bro. Just let me know
what the address is, and I'm just, yeah.
It's June 29th, right? That's what we're saying?
It's a fucking game versus
Yeah, so that's what I'm saying.
We could have the game. We could have our game at like
11. You know what I'm saying? It's not going to take me
longer than 15 minutes to beat them and then we can head out to the stadium. Man wants have our game at like 11. You know what I'm saying? It's not going to take me longer than 15 minutes to beat them. And then we
Man wants to go to Yankee Stadium sweaty
going to be a sweat because I'm playing you.
That's why I feel confident enough
to go straight to Yankee Stadium
Everyone's going to break a sweat.
It's literally just gonna be step back threes.
I'm gonna let you know right now.
I'm not even gonna give you none of that.
It's just a step back three every single time, bro.
So I'm not gonna break a sweat.
I'm just doing step back threes and busting your ass, bro.
Now you have me fucking stunned, bro, with how absurd that idea is.
Yeah, that's how you're going to do it.
I don't even have a comeback.
You're going to be stunned once I hit them three threes back to back to back.
You're like, oh, wait, this nigga can actually ball.
Knees weak, arms are heavy.
It has me on the far left.
Yo, bro, this guy's a fucking hater, man.
It looked better with the other three.
Did you put Jonathan in there, too?
Okay, it looked better with Jonathan, I guess.
Just take out that other dude on the fucking far left.
He looks like a fucking lame dude.
Everybody else is wearing pants.
This fucking dude is wearing shorts.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, fuck out of here, dude.
Yeah, hold on. Hold on, hold on. No, he has a valid point. What, fuck out of here, dude. He's ready to ball. He got his ball in the shirt.
What the fuck is that about, man?
What's going on here, bro?
You've been fumbling the fucking back.
Got some hairy legs, man.
You're the lame of the squad.
You got me looking like a fucking square in front of Nessie, bro.
You're like Spongebob Squarepants, dude.
You're an L7 weenie. I'm a d. You were L7. I'm a diney.
I'm like, I'm sorry, man.
I didn't know what your PFP bottom looked like.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, but you knew everybody else's, though, right?
He knew you was weak, so he's like, fuck it.
I'm going to give him the shorts because he needs to be ready to ball.
Marcus 100% got the pants, though, right?
Yo, this shit is crazy, man. This shit is racist. Oh, man oh man yo what's going on michael k talk to me brother yo how's it going
just chilling bro you were wondering um what's the most proficient way to stay safe in web3
the most proficient way is to slow the down nothing requires you to rush Please for the love of God Don't fomo into anything
Take a step back and take your time
I mean you don't need much knowledge
I just hopped in I'm taking a look at that
That photo looks sick but who's that weirdo
It came on your stage to burn your ass Yo Kim Who's that weirdo on the left, bro? Look at me. Fucking weird. Fuck, man.
It came on your stage to burn your ass.
You really fucked me on this one, man.
Man, I'm about to just delete it.
You really fucked me on this one.
Who do you think will win in a one-on-one basketball game? Me or that guy in the far left in the fucking shorts and that mop-ass haircut?
You can answer truthfully, Mike. What's her?
playing with y'all. I heard the last
part of the combo before I hopped up. I love you
guys. He doesn't want to hurt
your feelings. That's all it is, Robbie. He doesn't want to hurt your
feelings, but you heard it in his voice. He knows what the fuck
I did low-key. It's all good is he doesn't want to hurt your feelings but you heard in his voice he knows what the going on i did lowkey it's all good i mean cam i look on point so i mean all i could do is worry about me at the moment but everything about this looks dope except that
does look you did you did do him kind of dirty you don't got to triple down on it jonathan you
don't have to triple down on it bro you've already spoken about it called it out you can go to you can go to ai you know go to your chat gpt and change it up okay all right i'll be back i'll be back don't don't you
change the thing cam that right there the next one is a few inboxes sitting there no pants on
Bitcoin Barbie, don't take this as a
I never win with y'all, but I love y'all so much.
First round. Out of there.
You about to be looking like you guys better all pull up and support
either nasty or crypto i full expect you guys to make your own polymarket questions submit them in
put bets on your mans here episode for episode you know whatever you think the the the bet of
the week is i need the i need the community support here you know are whatever you think the bet of the week is. I need the community
Are you a single girl? I'm fully expecting you to be at this
I don't know where a basketball game is.
Wait, hold on. Wait a minute.
You just said you live in Toronto.
Now you're saying you live in Mexico.
This is smelling fishy, man.
Nope, nope, nope. Go back. It's a recorded
space. I did not say that. I said
I forgive you. Yo, that's another thing.
Is this the chick that's, you know what I'm saying,
the bachelorette, does she not like
weed? Because if not, I'm not even going to apply. I don't know. I guess that's, you know what I'm saying, the bachelorette, does she not like weed? Because if not, I'm not even going to apply.
I guess that's something you've got to go
And at the end of the day, even if she doesn't,
Hop on. You have to be there for all the episodes
because we want you in the back.
When they're doing, like, when you're
no longer, like, a contestant, we still want
to have, like, a separate little chat going where you guys can talk shit while we like watch the episode
oh that'll be fun i'm gonna win that's never gonna happen me not being a contestant me losing
nah i'm winning so well yeah i wasn't talking specifically to you when i'm way you can you
can talk shit on either side of the screen, I'm sure. Yeah, exactly.
That's the thing that's cool about it is that we don't just kick you off and then you're gone by.
No, stay on. Come talk shit.
Come be part of the side channel.
Say what you want to say while you're watching.
You see this guy. He's fucking up.
It's going to be so much fun.
This is the most ridiculous shit I've ever done.cfly dmelo manito how you doing brother yeah
took me nice what's the word gang hey you gotta pick a side bro crypto camera man nah nah listen we don't pick sides over here you heard They want a one. Let them fucking know, man. There's only one side. It's New York, baby.
Bro, whose means is this?
Bro, I'm saying fuck all that.
Fuck all that. It's between me and K.
I just got here. I would never do that to you, McFly.
You know, I would never do that shit
to you, bro. Hey, yo, mute the fucking room, bro.
Put you a part of it, though, bro.
All right, go ahead. Get your piece off. It's Mickey Mouse shit it, Tom. All right, go ahead.
Get your piece off. Mickey Mouse shit here, man.
Nah, bless. What's going on, brother? Bless's going on, brother? What's going on, brother?
What's going on, brother?
What's going on, brother?
What's going on, brother?
What's going on, brother?
You don't have to tap in.
Yo, honestly, my Saturdays ain't the same, God.
I ain't going to hold y'all.
I find myself, you know, looking forward to the spaces.
Shout out to my brother, Smokey.
You know what I'm saying?
I already know what that's like, bro.
So, you know, kudos to you but uh chilling bro
i was i've been trying to tap in since the space started i've been fucking rugged uh just wanted
to tap in and say what up nftnyc if y'all gonna be out here get with me it's gonna be a fucking
movie and a half but uh blessings bro blessings you know just happy, alive, grateful. Had to tap in with the gang, talking to me, it was the alpha.
Appreciate you, gang, as always.
Fucking, yeah, X has been tripping out.
And we haven't spoken in a minute, McFly,
so definitely one thing that, like, passed by my mind when you came in
was to remind, well, rather to say that mom fucking loved that fudge, bro,
especially the cookies and cream one.
She adored that shit, and it was really helping with her appetite at the time.
So I appreciate you, gang.
Yo, I got another pack for mom dukes.
I just wanted to know if she fucked with it, but definitely got you on there for sure.
Smokey, what's the word, bro?
Why don't we fucking go into a Yankees game, bro?
What we doing here? Yo, we just talked about that.
I don't want to hear it, Nessie. You in Detroit.
Shout out to Nessie. Happy birthday.
Listen, bro. I'm not with this
Mickey Mouse shit. I get the alpha
Hey, yo, listen. bro i'm not with this mickey mouse shit i get the alpha like when y'all here one more time bro we
gonna fight hey yo listen uh-huh nah but yeah bro talk to me it's it's fucking beautiful outside
you know i'm irl to the max christiano pull up we outside we gotta get together bro what's the word
let's get after it i need uh i need to talk to you on a long phone call after this
i'm gonna be at i'm gonna be in the bronx tomorrow one of the yankee game to get that
um gincarlo stand bobblehead so like okay um it's a 135 game so i'm gonna be over there
pre-game and probably around like 10 a.m getting drunk and high yeah i mean tickets is cheap too bro
like you know what i'm saying just if you're trying to like really bro 161 in the concourse
yeah you know i pre-game and then bring my eyes home i got a space at one o'clock
do the space in the stadium man come to the game
christiano did it you could do it too christ. I was smoking a joint in the stadium.
I got the bottle of Don Julio on deck, and I got...
Oh, you know I'm acting, bro.
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
Yo, Michael, what's good, bro? I ain't seen you in a minute talk to me my brother what is good bro i'm i'm like you know i'm i'm i'm ready kind of ready for nft nyc i don't know last last year
has just been like it was non-stop you know with the events
just a lot of travel and stuff so i've just been kind of it was non-stop, you know with the events
Just a lot of travel and stuff so I've just been kind of like a little burnt out, but
I'm trying to see I missed out on token 2049 I might be hitting on Bitcoin Vegas, but you know, I'm definitely you know
Definitely gonna be at NFT NYC just because of the boys, you know, I'm talking about like there's no other reason like what other reason would I be over there, bro?
bro i definitely can't wait to spend a block with y'all again bro you know i'm seeing this uh super
dope meet and a bunch of solid individuals in the space and you know just furthering that
relationship catching a vibe with y'all in real life so i'm hype bro i'm super hype i got a lot
of people coming this year bro so i definitely can't wait to network you know introduce y'all to
some people i've been fucking with low-key you know i'm saying and uh here's up bro but love is
love y'all listen i love everybody here thank you for joining the space thank you guys for hosting
the space even though i'm late you know i'm saying but better late than never but like i said love is
love uh hope y'all all enjoy your weekend you what I'm saying? Big ups to everybody in the room.
And, yeah, that's my time.
He said, are you ready to see him beat Romney one-on-one?
Hey, yo, we really doing this this time, though, bro?
Yeah, we back on this shit again, bro.
Bro, talk to your mans, bro.
Yeah, rug me during Art Basu.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Yo, as per Cam, I think Nessie pulled out.
I never, ever said I'm not that. That's that, bro. I never did. I never, ever said
I'm not going to play Rami, bro.
Oh, you're talking about New York?
Anyway, as I was saying, though,
you want to be on my squad, McFly? You're
officially recruited, bro. Take the jersey. How are you going to
be on your squad if it's one on fucking
we discussed a couple three-on-threes and full-court
five-on-fives, too. Oh, now we're backing
out of everything. Fuck it. I guess the whole event's off.
I guess the whole shit is off.
That's what happened last time. Please hear this, okay?
This is the last time I'm going to fucking say this
shit, bro. I don't care about five-on- bro. I don't care about 5-on-5.
I don't care about 3-on-3.
All I'm concerned about is beating you one-on-one.
After that, we can do whatever you want, bro.
It's not going to happen, though.
We can play the game, but it's not going to happen.
Okay, well, actually show up this time, all right?
Don't bait me on stage and doing all this and then here comes the day of
and you don't show up, bro.
This happened twice already.
If it happens for a third time...
This guy's, this guy's, uh, this guy's,
I'm about to hit up a lawyer.
He's defacing your brand around me.
This shit is crazy. He's defecating all over it. I know. This shit is crazy.
He's defecating all over it.
You got somebody behind the wake and bake radio thing that isn't about their word.
You know what I'm saying?
It was almost kind of like the rug radio house.
Michael K accused you of throwing a cigarette butt inside the pool.
Oh, man. Damn. Yeah, legend. Oh,
I never do that shit in the pool,
what did end up happening
was some kid, like like bought in his own bottle
and you're not supposed to bring your own bottle for a reason you know what i'm saying talking
about this going though yeah yeah you don't fucking there's a reason why you know anyway
the i see this kid i'm maybe like 10 11 feet away from him by the pool and i see him
like 10 11 feet away from him by the pool and i see him and he he i don't know he's like trying to
be like i don't know what he's doing i guess he's like trying to show off something in his backpack
and whatever and the bottle's like in his in his left hand as he's holding the backpack with his
right hand and he like stumbles on himself and fucking the bottle uh break uh falls out of his hand and smashes on the right by the pool and the fucking glass
Bro the glass from the bottle goes into the pool, bro
So and and I'm looking at any any like he gets up and he walks away and people walk over and they're like yo
what happened? I'm like yo, this kid literally like
Like I'm like pointing like in his direction direction i'm like yo this motherfucker like we go
over to him we go over to him i go what did you bring your own bottle like it's a very simple
question like i'm looking at him in the face and he's denying that he did it i'm like bro i like
i like literally saw like they're like we literally saw you do it like that's the thing i would never be able to
do do something like that at someone else's house on their property that you know you have to be
respectful because you're at their location but then again this is not a little thing this is
glass in the pool kids could swim in that pool later on
Like anyone could swim in that pool little piece of glass gets in your eyeball You step on glass in the water in the pool like you have to you have to drain the whole pool
This is a whole fucking process now
I just don't know how some people can can just get like like look you in the face and lie to you like like that
And that's why I said I would never throw a fucking cigarette butt in that pool man now for no 100 100 100%
That was crazy that was a crazy night
Yo check the jumbotron Oh
God what is oh Yo, check the Jumbotron. Oh, God. What is... Yo, that shit is fire!
Bitcoin Barbie, I submitted my
application. Cam probably
hasn't even done it yet, you know, so
Do you even see the subtle
jabs, Nessie? The goose is
loose. You get it? Because your shit's going to get cooked.
I'm not even looking up there, bro.
I'm not even going to do it, bro.
Because I can tell by your reaction.
I'm going to print out a fucking 24 by 24.
So I'm not even going to look, bro.
Have that shit on the court.
You can make AI situations all you want, Rami.
But until you face me IRL, bro, all that shit is just fucking Mickey Mouse.
Look, I hit a crossover so mean that goose is fucking facing forward and his legs are backwards, bro IRL, bro. All that shit is just fucking Mickey Mouse. Look, I hit a crossover so mean
that Goose is fucking facing forward
and his legs are backwards, bro.
Listen, bro, that's not real, man.
Nessie, are you serious about liking Kingdom Hearts?
Man, you're going to call him out here live on.
I fucking hate the internet.
What's wrong with Kingdom Hearts, man?
Kingdom Hearts is a fucking legend for the game.
That whole thing is fake.
That whole thing is fake. I don't know how it came up,
but that's what he posted at the top and that's what I read and they didn't believe me,
The professional silly goose, bro.
Let him fucking know, Luke.
Ah, this is so messed up.
Yo, how the fuck Jonathan's still speaking?
What is it don't work no more?
Yo, matter of fact, everybody is muted right now.
If y'all can unmute, unmute and say something, everyone on the stage.
You already know the fucking vibes, man.
Appreciate y'all for fucking pulling up with us on this lovely Saturday.
It was a blessing. I got to fucking host the space again with Rami and
Marcus at the same damn time.
Feels like old times again.
It feels like the world is healing,
baby. Let's fucking go. Let's make it happen again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Next week. You already know we out here
next week. Oh, next week? We out.
Say less. I'm gonna catch y'all fucking
next week then, man. Yo, Marcus, get your
Yo, this has been WakingBake Radio. We do this every
Saturday. One PME since standing time. We have
that open platform, so always feel free to
request up. Come kick it. Come vibe.
You know what I'm saying? You know the vibe.
You know how we get down. Your other
options are always the little
purple pill. Go ahead, like, repost, drop a comment.
Let us know how y'all feeling, how y'all vibing, and what y'all puffing on.
And then your final option, you understand?
You can always DM the Waking Bay page, my personal page, or Rami's personal page.
He was the voice behind the page.
But under no circumstances do we ever DM Smokey.
Why? Because he don't check him. Not even for us us so if you got his number you can text him that's the only way you
don't get in contact with him but me in the gym I need the GMs on the T.O. there
you go hit him in the GM but not in the DMs and you already know we powered by
none other than exposed media Shout out to the gang
Exposed media going up look for the fucking NFC and I see content house. We bought the turn the fuck up
I think I'm big meat, huh?
Write the fuck up, man. Happy 420. Happy Saturday. Go smoke songs.