I've been under pressure all my life, it's that trade, it's that trade, it's that trade,
I've been under pressure all my life, that's why I keep coming out shining, god bless the
child that could hold us on, niggas try to knock me down so I'm on my own, god bless
the child that could hold us on, every time I level up I lose more homies, this city don't
forgive, these niggas don't want you to live, they barely making ends, and I keep coming up
with M's, more money, more problems, I thought about giving up but really it ain't no stopping,
I'm about to do some more shopping, fuck clothes, I'm about to get some more property, try your luck,
niggas keep dissing but I ain't saying nothing, before they hated what's love, in a prize click
doing great I'm the one, imagine riding with a snake in your backseat, soon as he bites you then
you done ain't no vaccine, where your down from day one's at, imagine me getting rich and don't
come back, that's how they make me feel, I gave my life to this shit and they hate me still,
this ain't no catch 22 cause I'm damned if I don't I'm the man when I do all my plans came true but it
came with a price, thank god he took the lambs out my life, pressure my pipes, nah pressure make
diamonds, I been under pressure all my life, that's why I keep coming out shining, god bless the child
that could hold us on, niggas try to knock me down so I'm on my own, god bless the child that
goes on, every time I level up I lose my homies, dark nights bright stars, a hard time bring you
closer to God, before I'm gone I repent, I reinvent myself every couple years, I ain't shed that many
tears cause the street life made me where I can't feel, it is what it is I'm gonna do what I do and
I'm gonna live what I live, these niggas full of spite I could see it all clear it just took a
little time, I ain't never broke the code, I don't do disrespect, I ain't never been a hoe, there's
pressure when you grow, the circle getting smaller about to level up more, people want to be down but
they ain't genuine, setting traps for me then act like they innocent, where the fuck the real niggas
when I feel like 50 back when you grow up, wake and make radio, wake and make radio, let's go,
I'm just trying to see my best, I love the streets but they can't get the best of me, gotta keep that shit
gangsta, pressure broke niggas but that same pressure made me, pressure bust pipes, nah, pressure make diamonds,
I've been under pressure all my life, that's why I keep coming out shining, god bless the child that
the hoe is on, niggas try to knock me down so I'm on my own, god bless the child that the hoe is on, every time I
level up I lose my homies, south central, enterprise click, G-Scriller, aye look
you know the vibes then, you know the vibes gang, welcome back to another episode of wake and make
radio, this is episode 95, I'm Rami Elmo, at illrami on twitter, you got the gang up here as always,
smokey mad pot, Marcus the goat, what's good my G's, here what's popping man, it's wake and make radio,
appreciate the fam pulling up, everybody, you know what I'm saying, we're having a nice chill one today,
it's gonna be all family vibes today man, I'm glad to see everybody, hope everybody had a blessed week,
you know what I'm saying, I want to send a special shout out to my cousin, my day one that's out in
the listeners, my cousin tony down there, a big shout out to my fam that pulled up man, much love, appreciate it,
that's my real blood cousin, like that's my, that was my og best friend in field to this day,
that's, that was, that's my big brother essentially, let's put it like that,
your was good gm tony, appreciate you pulling up man, any family of Marcus is a family of ours man,
you already know the vibes man, happy saturday, gm everyone, what up showbiz, what up Jonathan,
what it do baby, how we doing, yo what's up, grand rising and blessings to y'all,
oh doing great man, just relaxing, man I've been up since like 4 30 this morning,
I feel like I need a nap right now, bro I've been doing that, I definitely woke up like
early and I was like you know what I'm gonna go ahead, take me another nap,
went back to sleep, woke up and I was like shit the show's in 20 minutes,
man you didn't even get to eat breakfast huh, nah right to it man, grab me a bottle of water,
bottle of water in the bottom, bottom for breakfast, you know man true to the brand,
true to the brand, champions, you don't get the munchies in the few man,
man I got a whole better order, I got ready to cut up over here, I got some grapes,
I got some bananas, we doing the fruit breakfast this morning, alright that's what's up man,
that's what's up, yeah had some coffee, had some tea, man had some waffles,
alright I gotta ask you a person since you brought up waffles,
personal opinion, what's better waffles are pancakes, oh man, waffles bro, waffles,
I like pancakes but waffles though, it's just something about that consistency on the waffles
bro, yo listen, listen I just made, yo this morning I made some banana pancakes,
bro those are good, my guy, yo I fucking crushed these bro like literally, pancakes and waffles,
some days you might want some pancakes with some bananas or some some blueberries bro,
but you know what I made, I made my pancakes this morning, you already know it's Saturday,
I had to fucking pull out the Lone Star Provisions butter, you know the can of butter,
the stoners bread, I fucking you know that shit makes your pancakes edges very crispy bro and
delicious, telling you bro, telling you that stoners bread, facts, and he's in the building,
what's good Delo, what the fuck is good Delo, shout out Lone Star Provisions, shout out that
fucking stoner spread because that banana pancake this morning, hold on, let me just
get wifey real quick, give me a second, she's gonna tell y'all how fucking delicious they
were, I'm gonna, let me, let me, give me one second, give me one second, I'll be right back.
Yo, did he, did you bake them or wifey? Nah, he made them, he's in the building,
you can cook them, tell them how those banana pancakes was hitting this morning.
It was amazing, very delicious, I'm so high right now.
Yo, it's crazy, I'll be hanging out in this space man, I'm the only one that don't smoke,
you know what I'm saying, y'all still be here though. But you high on life though, so that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, of course bro, man, I had to watch myself man, it's a pity you guys didn't get all those
treats man, because y'all was talking about all these treats that was gonna have some stuff, I
was like damn, watch someone be high, eating the wrong thing at orange soda, you know.
Nah, we're gonna take care of it, we'll make sure you're good.
Yeah, we want to make sure everybody knew what they was ingesting before,
you know what I'm saying, we didn't want nobody to catch the surprise, like oh snap, I'm smacked,
what did I eat? Bro, all those treats y'all was talking about, man, you know I love the treats.
Shout out to the girls, they hooked this up, one of their sponsors donated the orange soda gummy
edibles that was in the bag, shout out Loan Stock Revision providing the oatmeal cream
hides for the bags. And I couldn't eat any of those. Yeah, I'm sorry, but they're delicious
and they will get you smacked. Yeah man, you know, it's a nice weekend man, it's sunny here,
man, it's 69, it's 70 degrees here in Georgia. You should have left that 69 for the culture.
Yeah man, well it just flipped, it was 69, it flipped to 70, so yeah, initially I saw 69.
So yeah, for the culture, bro. Yeah, it's beautiful outside, man. Yeah, it's nice and sunny,
man, that's why I love the south, man, you know. It's pretty sunny out here today too, man,
but I don't know, it's definitely not 70, it's definitely not 70, he's like 40, 42.
My daughters are making noise outside in the, oh my god, teenagers, bro, 13 and 16.
They over there arguing about the bathroom and there's another bathroom they can go to.
It's because they wanted that bathroom. Yeah, exactly. Hold on, let me go talk to them.
What's going on, everybody? What's up, John? What's up, Reggie?
Perfect time to come in after kid duty. Man, all I can say is I did not wake up early,
even though I normally wake up at five, Marcus, you know what's up, but I still got up, hit my
tai chi, my meditation, got me some coffee in me, but this time I dropped a gummy in there,
so it just made it even better, so right now I'm actually talking to y'all and cleaning out
this mini fridge so I can donate it back to my friend who let me borrow it, so that's my Saturday,
very chill, love all of y'all, yeah. I'm gonna start provisions, yeah, I'm gonna need some of that
spread. You definitely gonna need some of that spread, bro, that shit is fucking phenomenal,
it's perfect. Oh, it's smoking, I forgot to tell you. Good, what's good? I made a mountain of
pancakes yesterday, like last night, last night, my sister and my daughter, my niece in the house,
they were cool and wanted pancakes for dinner, so I made pancakes for dinner, and yeah, I literally,
they, the stack was taller than the microwave, so everybody got what they wanted. It was a good time.
Can confirm, he did tell me that he was eating pancakes for dinner, and I was like pancakes
for dinner, I was like, breakfast for dinner is always a win, because you can never go wrong
with breakfast for dinner. Yo, you guys ever went to this restaurant called Finn and Fetters?
I have never heard of it to you. Never heard of it neither. They had some chicken and waffles,
man. I had some yesterday. Took wifey out for lunch yesterday. Just decided to just go out for
lunch, and it was good, actually. They had the waffles, man, it was really good. I love
chicken and waffles, man. There's this place here called the South Chicken and Waffles.
Lord, they used to make red velvet waffles, chicken sliders. Oh my God. Red velvet, bro.
Oh, red velvet cake with the cream cheese frosting. Oh my God. But unfortunately,
they didn't make it through COVID, and I was so devastated. Damn, the cold man.
Bro, both of my favorite soul food plates are closed during COVID.
That was a big problem, man. A lot of mom and pops places closed down because of people not being
able to go there. I wish a lot of them had looked into catering. I know there was a lot more like
DoorDash and all these other companies that made really good money during COVID, man. A lot of
those businesses became successful. Hey, showbiz, you know what? The thing that I watched through
COVID is what it was. It was like a tester to see if you were preparing yourself up to a point for
something crazy to happen, and it seems to be too many businesses don't seem like they had that
adventureness that you're talking about, trying to do something new. Way before that, because
you didn't evolve, so it's just like you got stomped out, which sucks because there's a lot
of dope stuff that got stomped out. Exactly, man. A lot. A lot of people, depending on their
businesses to feed their families, and it just kind of sucked, man.
I think some of them got some help, but not a lot of them, you know?
Hey, yo! Here we go. Here we go now. Oh, Prophet just woke up in the building.
Prophet just came from the gym or something, is what she said, like she hyped.
How many pull-ups you did today, Prophet? I need to do some pull-ups, man. I'm in bed right now.
Oh, no. What you do last night? What you do last night is the question.
Oh, man. Good morning, Waking Back Radio.
95! We outside with it. Like, comment, repost. Let's get it.
We almost did, Prophet. It's almost episode 100, man. We almost did.
It's about to be a party in that motherfucker. Oh, you know the turnip is going to be real.
It feels like way more than 100, to be honest, but who's counting?
No, that is a fact, man. Not fucking... In a good way, by the way. In a good way. Like,
it just feels like you've been here forever. Like, it's just lit. The tradition at this point.
Hell, yeah. It feels like 10 years. I'm not even a fucking cop. It feels like 10 years,
even though it's only about to be two. Smoky, you know you on Twitter, bro. It is 10 years,
because there ain't no fucking time here, man. You missed one day here, and you missed like
50,000 things. We're like, shit, I can't catch up. But I need sleep, though.
Bro, right. Sleep is very important.
Shit, man. Fucking... That time does fly in this space, though, bro. It really does, man.
But, you know what? Hey, I get the vibe with y'all. I get to fly through time with y'all.
No, it's been great. It's been a great week. A lot of dope stuff has been going on. Of course,
my job's on some bullshit, but I'm about to be out on that motherfucker anyway. So it's even
sweeter, man. It's even sweeter. Good times. No, no, no. Please, show biz. Don't do that. Don't do
that. I draw for me, man. When I go into a job, I'm a force. I don't care if you're the owner.
You definitely going to respect me, period. So I get that respect, regardless, from them
and as well as the employee. So I ain't never worried. My ancestors got me all day.
Big thanks, man. Shout out to the ancestors. Always watching out,
guiding us on the right path, man. Big shout outs to the spirits. We truly appreciate everything
we do for us. Since we've been talking about Lone Star so much, I feel like we got to pass
the mic over to the homie, Dillo. He been rocking, so we've been talking about it. So GM, my brother.
GM, GM, motherfucker. Damn, I never hear Dillo, bro. What up, Dillo?
What's good, province? Damn, he's a real person. This motherfucker is always like reposting and
commenting, man. This is a goat right here. Yeah, I know my lane. I ain't supposed to be
on your stage, so. No, yes, you are. You're supposed to be on it. I think I'd be scaring
you. I will never be mean to any of the supporters, guys. Only the new people.
No, no, no, it's not that. It's that I'm not a dev. I'm not a fucking
on-chain sleuth. I'm nobody like that. I come to your space to learn.
I come to self-help knowledge and just to support. So I've learned so much over the year
since this man, you know, so I'm just supporting.
Big love, fam. Big love. Happy Saturday.
But yeah, we just rolled up some cheetah piss. Got a little joint with cheetah piss.
You have a question. I actually have a question. What's the wildest? Where is the wildest? And
maybe I'm spoiled. Where's the wildest place? Or how lit have you been needing some bud and you
hit up that weed man and say, hey, bro, I need you to meet right here at the corner of 55th and
70 drunk. Where are you at? Because let me tell you something. My guy does. He pulled up on me
last night. I knew it was not going to go home weedless. I got you. I'm outside. Oh, man. I'm
spoiled as fuck. No, that's true. Especially when they be like, yo, I'm already out.
I mean, you in that in that great weather down there with the with the blue oceans and the white
sand, I see you in all them pictures. I think your ass is highly fucking blessed right now.
I will say that you made a good point because I spent a winter in New York once.
Craziest shit I ever did. And man, motherfuckers were charging snow tax. Well,
but snow tax to go outside. Wow. You'll be lucky if they tell you 30 minutes and they then an hour,
like literally like that. You know, that's so fucking true. You asked for but at 10 a.m.
You don't get the butt till 5 p.m. Man, Oklahoma, we got everywhere. You got to make sure you got
to make sure that you have your weed before you really run out because you don't want that
shit to happen to you. Like, ah, what about that? Somebody had a drought. You know,
it don't even be their fault. Sometimes, you know, the fucking you never know the fucking
sidewalk might be infested by fucking bums and crackheads trying to fucking ask you for a dollar.
It's wild, bro. They got to go through fucking literal obstacles to get to you, bro.
Yeah, I'm good. I will say that one summer back when I was in high school where the dealers got
busted and they had that drought in Oklahoma, bro, that was the worst time. People say they would
never do things when they need to get high. That's a motherfucking lie because I was smoking resin.
I even smoked fucking seeds at one point as well as not to hold up. It gets worse than that,
though. So the truck comes through and then I know it's recorded. Don't give a fuck.
Truck comes through. Apparently gasoline leaked on some of the we got a whole pound for free.
But the problem with that is is at first you're like, ah, fuck it out. You know,
I just be high, be good. People don't understand after you smoke that shit, even if you let it dry
out, it will give you the worst fucking head or headache you have ever felt in your entire
existence. So a pound of weed just wasted. We got it for free. But I'm telling you,
that was a horrible blunt, horrible for the brain, smoking literal gas guys, literally gas. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. You wild for that one, bro. I kind of feel you, but that one you wild for, bro. I
mean, I know like you got to smoke your weed and you're like, fuck, like sometimes the shit drop.
And then like, you know, there may be, you know, some floor particles in there and you're like,
fuck, like, but are you going to smoke it? But the gas, bro, you got to understand, bro,
I was 17 at the time and I was really in that, in that life, not in a whole other life.
So yeah, it was sometimes desperate times calls for desperate measures. That's right. Definitely,
you know, over there, you know, a pound for free. It was serious. I'm glad times are different
because we used to get nervous just to buy a dime bag, you know, looking around now you pull
out from the spot, go to it just across the street and smoking a motherfucking parking lot.
So times is it's it's fucking crazy, man. So, but I will say me moving back home to North Carolina,
I'm only like nine hours away from fucking Florida. So that shit's great because it's
like 11 hours to get to that bitch from Oklahoma. I'm six hours, bro. Six hours from Miami
driving. So that's that's why I can't move, man. You know, I'm like central, like three hours
to Orlando, three hours to Atlanta. I'm thinking like four or five hours to Louisiana.
Man. Oh yeah, you got a nice little set up there. Yeah. Nice little set up.
But let's go ahead. What do you guys say, Dilla? So if anybody's ever in Austin,
needs anything Longstar does deliver, we will pull up on you and serve you whenever. So we got to put
I don't put a gang of people on Longstar. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Hey, Marcus, Dilla sounds like Mr.
Nice Guy down there. That's all. That's all I see is that is that movie. He is just a nice guy, bro.
Pull up with the treats. Weed on Wheels. Wow. Wow. Weed on Wheels.
There's a new name for anybody. You got to have that one for free. Wow. Weed on Wheels. Hey,
prophets, I need you to follow. I need you to accept my follow request on Instagram for Longstar.
I got you right here now, fam. All these motherfucking web 3 motherfuckers trying
to add and I hate, look, I have a thousand friend requests on Instagram. I'll accept your stuff.
Yo, I'm feeling you on that one though. Prophet same bro. It's like, holy shit. Like what the
fuck is going on? I don't want to think about what I posted my story. I'll be wilding out
and I don't want to think about it. You got your Instagram private so you can while out
and web 3 don't know. Yo, for real, for real. Now I'm starting to use close friends now too,
because I'm like, who the fuck are you on my Instagram story? Yo, I, yo, there's even family
members that I don't allow to follow me like literally. Oh, that's like family is strictly
on the, on the Facebook, on the Facebook. Yeah, I get the Facebook love. Yeah, I'm not on the
Instagram. Yeah, I'm not on the Twitter. Well, that's the real life. See, see, that's, that's
the real life. The Facebook is the, is the fake ass boring ass. Like I got a portrait picture in
my house and when you get to Instagram and like Twitter and even LinkedIn, that's the real life.
That's, that's, that's who I, that's what's really going down. Smoke screen. You like the big head
behind the curtain. Well, I mean, LinkedIn, you got to be kind of like chill too. That's like
business, you know, you know, job related and stuff like that. Yeah. But you still get to kind
of, you know, be who you are, who you even kind of who you are on Twitter. Cause I watch probably
at Twitter. So they, they, they cross pollinate from, from the stuff from Twitter on to
LinkedIn. Still trying to figure out how to properly do that. But they doing it very,
very well over there. So yeah, you get to live both worlds on, on LinkedIn somewhat,
not on Facebook though. I was going to mess with LinkedIn in a while, man.
Yeah, I got to get back home on LinkedIn. I got to tweak my profile because it's still set up for
when I got out the military. Me too, bro. You know how, you know how they, you got to go through
tap, like transition assistance. Yeah. I was supposed to have my shit done. I never finished
it. I never finished my resume, never finished my LinkedIn broke. I wasn't planning on working.
You know what I'm saying? So I feel that I feel that I had a job before I even finished that
night. I was still in North Carolina. I was at brag. Okay. Um, I ain't got a job here in
San Antonio before I even moved. It was like, yeah, just we, they did the over the phone
interview. They was like, yeah, once you get here, just come in and sign the paperwork and
we're good to go. You start the next day. I was like, they left. That's dope. Yo,
my old commander, my old Colonel call me up. He was my Colonel in England, right?
Communication squadron. When I was over there for, as the training NCO, right? He's like,
be your biz. I got a job for you. He's gone. You're going to be working with me.
We're going to be working real hard. I'm like, uh, no, thank you.
I was like, I worked hard. I worked hard in the military. I don't want to work hard as a civilian.
You know what I'm saying? No, I feel that. I feel that,
but we got some more family up here. So I want to get some more GMs from the fam.
Who else been up here? While escapism, my brother, what's happening? How you been? How you living?
Good morning to the wake and big fan. We back at it again. So happy to be here. And especially
with my homegirl profits. This is a two for one special today.
Two for one, baby. Let's go. Yo, follow scapes, man. I don't know how the fuck this fucker lost
his Twitter, but please follow his Twitter. You got a new Twitter. He's on stage right here.
Follow him. I think I, I think I have a, I'm still learning to control my, um, like my,
my desire to troll people. I think, you know, when you troll the wrong people,
it kind of just comes back to you. So, you know, you know, I'm not like a threatening type of
person. I always, you know, I was put laughing emojis, but sometimes when you're laughing at
other people, like it just comes back to you. That's all I gotta say.
Haters, bro. Fucking haters, but I was your fucking 69th fucking follower. Let's fucking go.
I honestly feel, I feel refreshed with a new account. Like I feel like I get like a clean
slate gets a start over. I remember when I first got on Twitter, I was like a little just like
FOMO and like, I didn't know anybody. So I was just following like anyone and anything. And then
later on I was like, Hey, I think I was following bots and, and rug pulls and all that good stuff.
So now I got a clean account and all the people on there are real people, people that I love,
people that I connect with. And yeah, I'm just going to build it up. I'm just going to run it up
back to my original following. No, that was, that was me when I, so you remember like,
it's been almost two, it's been two years or almost two years since I lost my first page.
I got swept up in some drama when we were, we had another group on here and I ended up getting my
account banned like a week or two before Miami. And so I had to start all over again. So this is
actually my new new account. So it's nice, man. It's nice to kind of get a nice little fresh
reset, get rid of them old people that you, you had no business following some people that you
should underfollow and you're just starting fresh, man. And it also helps him to put you in the right
algorithm with the right people that you want to be connected with. So, you know, big shout out to
you, man. It's nice having a fresh start though. So I feel that. Been there, done that.
And I feel right at home with everyone.
See, that is everybody go follow the home and professor. Go get him, go get him back up.
Let's not talk about the whole days, Marcus.
The old days, yo, my bro.
Yo, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. Cause we got fucking Jane, this motherfucker,
bro. I got to fucking give this guy all the love. And I can while he's around because dude,
like I would not be here if it wasn't for this guy, literally, like literally would not know Marcus
if it wasn't for this guy right here, bro. Like, bro, you, you, you fucking, you know,
you're a fucking dope. You're the reason, you're a big reason why waking bake is what waking bake
is. Cause I would, I would have never met a lot of these people, bro. So, you know what I'm saying?
You took me out of some fucking bullshit and put me around OGs, triple OGs, OGs, triple triples,
fucking doing they thing in the space. And hey, man, here we are. What's good,
Jay? How's the family treating you, bro? How's everything?
The hot shit. You know, we're vibing, bro. You know how it is. Kids doing good. We're just chilling,
man. That's fucking love, bro. Who they nation, baby? You know what I mean?
Straight from the nasty, natty, Luzzy. No, yeah. I just wanted to come up here though,
tell y'all, you know, what's up? Been a minute. So just wanted to, you know, I don't get on
spaces and talk much no more, but you know, it's still good vibes. I still like to catch
up with people and shit. You know what I mean? Oh yeah, bro. I feel that man. And fucking love
to see you here, bro. Like fucking pull up, bro. Anytime, man. You already know your family, man.
But like, I see you still in the space. I love to see that you're still here, active,
and you're still doing your thing, man. And fucking that fucking dude looks dope on you, king.
I appreciate you, bro. Appreciate you. I'll be stopping in there for sure.
Yeah, man. Man, it's great seeing you, bro. Great to hear you, man.
You know, that's more fellow, fellow Rugg brothers, you know what I'm saying?
Rugg brothers unite. It's always great to have a family reunion.
Shit. You know, we've been through it. We've been through it. That's for sure.
We've been through it, but bro, like we've definitely, you know, learned along the way.
And we found like, you know, family within that rug. You know what I mean? And so,
and it wasn't really a rug. It was just motherfuckers. Just how could I say it? Lazy.
You know, they thought they was a shit. You know what I'm saying? They didn't,
they didn't know what they had in front of them. That's the thing about a lot of artists when,
when, when artists are trying to do it, they don't really know how to run the business part of it.
So, you know, they just didn't have that business side of it. So that's what,
that's what happened. You know what I mean? Rumbling, fumbling, stumbling.
Yeah, I mean, that happens to a lot of people, right? Like, you know, we, the term rug gets
blanketed a lot, but a lot of it is just people with failed businesses, right? Like, you know,
you have to look at it from that standpoint. Like, these are businesses that people are trying to
create, you know, just in a different area, different market with different technology.
And you know, in the web too, you know, you start up a business, it fails. Nobody like really harps
on you like that. But here, like, it's almost like you got a one and done, but we really got to take
like, was it a rug? Were they truly trying to scam or was it a failed business? And they just
didn't have a good business acumen. They didn't have good people around them to really help
solidify how to move properly with said business. So, you know, there's some that it's failed
business under the rug, you know, and you know, we just got to make sure we identify the two
and treat the individuals as such. You know what I'm saying? Holding accountable, right? Like
Yeah, I agree with you. 100% sure.
Hell yeah, man. But man, like I said, man, it's great seeing you, bro.
It's like I'm saying it's we've been rocking for a long time. So pretty much as I got into this
space. So you know, you, you fam bro. And you know, we both from the nasty. So
Yes, sir. I'm gonna stop. I'm gonna step down though. Let some other people up here. Good
talking with y'all. I'll be around for sure. Let's show bro, man. It's great seeing you,
man. And glad you pulled up for a Jay fucking love you dog. You already know, man, family for life
gang. Big fat light shine a little light on us. What's happening, bro, man? How you been?
Yeah, what's good, Jim? Like, what's going on, guys? What's the word? What's the word?
Just cool and brody, man. You know, family vibes today. Of course, of course. Fucking. Should I
run it, Marcus? Say left, man. Do you do it? Right. So just to show some appreciation to
my brothers over here at Breaking Big Radio, doing a little giveaway. It's a little smoke kit.
You know, they showed me great hospitality out in Miami. It's been a little been a little
minutes since I've been in the space. I definitely want to show love. Shit. Let me post a little pick.
Just. There you go. There you go.
Yeah, I go. I go like this. We got a nice, nice set. A nice, a nice little bundle.
I'll put in the comments. As long as you like and retweet the space,
you don't got to follow me and follow these guys just doing that thing. Always, always showing up.
That's love right there, man. But you know what? Definitely follow light too,
because he's the one that's fucking providing this shit for the homies.
So, you know, you definitely got a shot in the light on light.
No, it was already done. You know what I'm saying? So
that quick draw McGraw over here. So I got his done already.
It's a little ashtray, you know, two ashtrays, Roman tray, a lighter leash and a grinder and all
that shit. So all the all the dope shit to make sure your highness is actually put together
properly without ash and shit everywhere. We got two giveaways going on, guys.
We got two giveaways. One is going to be given away on the 12th.
If I look up on the drum, drum, drum, drum, drum, drum, drum, drum, drum, drum, drum, drum, drum.
You'll see we got a giveaway posted up some custom Air Force ones customized by the homie,
Larry Sanders. Yeah, so those will be given away on February 12th. They will be custom
hand painted by Larry himself. So go back to that post, go follow those instructions,
so do what you got to do to get it entered into when those custom Air Force ones and then
do what light says. Go light and repulse this space. Follow us and follow light.
You know what I'm saying? Be entered in for a chance to win.
Yo, smoke your mark. One of y'all can choose the winner. Just choosing that random. Do your thing.
Say no, say less. We'll make that happen for sure. I appreciate you,
my D for pulling up and doing this for the community, man. It means a lot to us truly.
And like, you know, we want to make sure we give back and it's always great when
when the community can give back to the community. So it's much love.
It's so glad we got to meet in Miami, finally. Man, Miami was definitely different. I was all
over the place. There was just too much stuff going on. Definitely just too much shit. Too high,
too drunk. I don't even know. Bro, that kid is fire, man. What the fuck?
Yo, this is a fucking fire kit. Hold on. Let me post it up to the fucking jungle as well.
And just my homies, companies smoke by Asia. We check out our website. She's doing her thing.
She's a web to, you know, I'm trying to get them on, you know, onboard them to the web three shit.
So this is my way of kind of like, you know, bridging that grab, bridging bridging the
whatever the fuck. Y'all know what I'm saying?
Yo, dude, listen, bro. I fucking stutter on this bitch all the time, bro. Like don't even trip,
man. We be eyes out. If you ain't fucking stuttering, then you ain't fucking high or as high as me.
Bro, I be having to slow down sometimes, especially when I be trying to say big words.
Yeah. Fuck all that, bro. Like this fucking wake and bake radio. We don't give two fucks,
man. Fucking stutters. Shit's the wrong way. Get high. We fucking deejin. We hodl. We do all
that dumb shit, bro. Like fuck, man. Like fuck all that proper shit. Fuck all that grammar. Man,
it's Saturday, man. Drink some coffee and fucking kick your, kick your fucking feet up.
Plus, uh, owners like, I mean, come on.
Come on, Marcus. You know, we get what you're saying. Leave the facts. Plus some of us black
in here too. Come on, man. Come on now. You ain't got to say it all for us to get it.
If you do, then you in the wrong spot. Exactly. Exactly. That's why I love y'all,
man. Like, you know, we don't judge over here, bro. Never, bro. We just smoke weed. We judge you.
Actually we do judge. Cause if you smoking that cocky, then, you know, we gonna judge for sure.
But no, we coming up here, smoking the Reggie over here, smoking the Reggie. Not that trash
booth. Damn. Ram. Ram. Why the, what? Come on, Ram. Yo, you know, yo, yo, let's talk to
Rami real quick though, bro. Yo, Rami, what's good, man? My man just got a new job.
Let me chill, bro. I'm trying to be a cognito. Let me chill, bro.
What you doing? I knew it.
Playing Rocket League? Maybe. Yo, you winning? Come on, man.
I'm crushing it on the Rocket League. Y'all ain't nobody here can face my man in Rocket League.
This the only motherfucker I know who can get me fucked up by a grand champion, bro. Don't say that.
You the grand champion. You crazy? Ain't nobody in this space could touch you, bro.
Ain't nobody in this space down there and the listeners could touch Rami,
Elmo, Robbie, the motherfucking coke. I'm hearing, I'm hearing.
No, bro. You already fucking know. I'm hearing a Twitch stream tournament.
It's an Awaken Bay community. Rocket League. I got, I got, I got people
ready to, to watch anybody here, bro. And Madden too. Y'all think y'all nice and Madden,
you know what I'm saying? Put the Eve up, man. What's good?
What's good, man? I got people out here. I got people out here that's, that's ready to
smoke you for, for, for Smokey, bro. They get ready to smoke you for Smokey.
What's good? I'm ready to be a host player with the same. I'm ready to answer those DMs.
Shoot me the DM. I know they said, don't, don't DM Smokey. Y'all want the Madden smoke? DM, DM me.
DM me. I'm here. What's your team in there? You're not using the Jets. I know that.
You know I'm going with the motherfucking Jets. You stupid. You stupid if you think I ain't going
with the Jets and I'm playing A-Rod. No, I was just going to say, no A-Rod, man. Stop it. Stop it.
You, you dumb? Is you dumb? Let me know if you dumb or not. Cause you sound dumb. If you think
I ain't putting A-Rod out there, the game is allowing me to do it, bro. Like, you know what
I'm saying? That if the game allows me to do it, it's real legit. You don't want to see these
problems, man. I'm going to get the bangles. We going, we going to bring you to the jungle.
The bangles. Bring me to the jungle. The bangles. You're going to have to get on the sticks right
now, man. We're going to have to mix this pussy up, man. Let them know. Stop it. He's
disrespecting me right now, guys. We're going to have to play live right now. You know who's
going to lock them down? You know who's going to lock them down. I lock down what the fuck.
I'm getting pinks all day with socks. Users. Hey, hey, it's only right though. No A-Rod,
no fucking bro. Yo, get your mud team up, though. Fuck all that. I'm trying to see
the fucking Madden Ultimate teams up here, bro. That's how you know you're a real one.
If you got your fucking mud squad on deck. That's all pay to win, bro. The listeners here,
we don't respect that. Bro, I haven't paid a dime. My team overall is at 90 right now,
but what you mean? Listen, today, me and the homies,
he decided to be going to have to dive into the Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege.
If anybody in this motherfucker is a pro, I need tips.
Yo, I got homies ready to smoke you in Siege 2, bro. That shit ain't no joke.
Why has it always got to be smoked, bro? I'm looking for tips. I'm looking for help.
Need someone to put me under the wing. Man, this is waking bait. This is fucking waking bait.
It ain't nothing but fucking smoking this bitch.
Shit. We're going to have to get to the six. We're going to have to get the family on the
sticks, man. Y'all go check us out in the exposed media discord. We'd be in there.
Maybe we get us a little tawny going. Go get us a tawny going. You know what I'm saying?
Man, I know there's some motherfuckers out here on the Call of Duty 2, bro. Like,
where the Call of Duty heads at? Who's nice on the sticks?
Like, who's nice? Yo, I seen Rami posting a fucking Call of Duty.
Yo, talking about headshot. Yo, I got him. He's on the fucking child.
I go crazy in duty, bro. I actually got some more clips today.
That's crazy. For real? Definitely post those clips.
Because, you know, the squad, the squad wants to see those ultimate kills, bro.
I got you, buddy. Yo, you know what I recently seen was a Mario All-Stars or whatever the
baseball game is. A Mario tournament, bro. I actually went crazy. I don't know if any of
you dudes used to play that. Yeah, I remember that.
I remember that. It was a Mario baseball game.
Mario baseball tournament? Yeah.
Man, ain't nobody wants to smoke in no type of baseball. I'm Dominican. You crazy?
You know, I'm Dominican. Of course, I'm playing baseball on the sticks,
on the field, anywhere in my dream. You know what I'm saying? I came out the
womb with a fucking bat. You crazy? That's racist.
Look, every time I call to do what you're doing and playing the show.
Yo, game, game. Is that race here? That's valid game. What's good?
Game, right? Right. Yo, game. Let them know, bro. All day.
All fucking day. We grew up with the fucking the baseball man coming. You know what I'm
saying? That shit. Fuck that, bro. Our hands, bro. We got the craziest reflexes, bro. Like,
you know what I'm saying? I showed these, bro. Like, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, put them hands to work.
Bro, that's actually a 100% fact, bro. We used to play with the bottle caps,
just to make sure we start hitting the curves early on.
You know what I'm saying? The bottle caps, the dry Goya beans, bro.
You all in to get with the dry Goya beans? What the fuck are y'all talking about?
Bro, the dry beans is crazy. That shit curves, like, ridiculous, bro. So, like,
it helps with your hand-eye coordination, bro. Bro, come on, man. I'm giving out too much.
Oh, cheating again. 12.60s with a dry bean is crazy, bro.
That's how we practice. If you can hit that, bro, you can hit anything.
Anybody run FIFA? Yeah, I did.
Who said that? Who said that?
What are you saying, man?
Man, I don't want to peel that top back, man.
I'm going to come with the smoke chills, bro. You come to Awaken Bay,
going with FIFA, bro. Like, and you holla at rhyme about FIFA? This is the FIFA God.
Yo, put the space rider up for a FIFA game, bro.
Come on, man. I put a fucking some star token, bro. I got a thousand stars right now, bro.
Oh, dude, I don't even know how much star I got.
I haven't spent any of my star, and I've had this since drop, since release.
Oh, you're going to have to spend some star, bro.
And I got you with the gas fees to spend it.
Hold up, hold up. I want to hear who muffin just packed, though.
I just packed 12-man Ronaldo, bro.
Ooh, that's a 15-mil card.
Team of the year. It's untradable, though, but like, I'm going to just use it.
What project is this, bro, with the cards?
See, yo, you see that? It should be a project.
Write that down, write that down.
You know, I mean, EA, I don't know what EA is doing. Somebody got to tell EA to come on
The Waking Bake Show so they could get some sauce on how to really do it for a month or a foot.
You know, like, come on, guys, like, the cards, the digital cards, like, you know,
we spending coins. It's all blockchain type shit, bro.
They doing it, but they only think they jerking us, though, because next year,
you know what we're going to do?
We're going to cop and we're going to still fucking do the same damn thing,
you know, but fuck all that, though, bro.
I don't I don't spend money on these fucking if you think about it.
FIFA is kind of FIFA and all the sports games by EA are kind of just like those
those scam NFTs where you just keep buying every drop thinking that you're going to make money.
But you don't. Yeah, you don't.
But you know what I'm saying?
They should like how dope would it be for you to be able to keep a fucking card from like FIFA 16
and still be able to use it on your foot team now?
Like, you know, that'd be crazy.
I have an NFT from a USA game, USA men's national team against Panama in Miami.
They gave out NFTs if you went to the game.
I got one like that, but it was for the Jets versus Bucks game.
They gave out some commemorative NFTs.
I wouldn't even want either of those NFTs.
That was that was that was the awesome game, bro.
That was that the one that A.B. went crazy.
It was the one that A.B. went nuts.
Tom Brady was fucking playing there.
It was it was a dope game.
Yeah, I'm still butthurt.
Didn't you get a Yankees in as well?
Oh, no, no, I'm just so I'm just so I'm still butthurt from from the Lions loss last week.
I'm just saying you know what, bro?
But the Lions made it somewhere special, bro.
Like, yeah, you know, some shit happened, but it was a beautiful season.
And hopefully, like this can change the franchise.
This is the step in changing shit.
Vikings winning that that conference.
The Vikings aren't even going to get top two, bro.
You come in here, talk about foot and talk about the Lions, man.
I'm about to ban your ass out there, bro.
I heard him get like that in a minute.
I'm just saying, like, who do you got other than the best wide receiver and the second
You got my homie Nessie down there, bro.
I don't know if it was right now.
I'm genuinely I'm just curious.
That's all I'm just wondering because, like, you don't you're not going to be the lines
You guys, you don't beat us in running back.
Quarterback is debatable.
And whose man is this, bro?
I was just wondering, bro.
Oh, man, whose man is this for real?
I ain't never seen this before in my life.
Come up here talking about the Lions like, hey, yo, come on.
He's a real Lions fan, bro.
I know the Lions since job at best, man.
Where's my staff for that?
He's in L.A. living his life.
I believe my staff was on the couch watching the Lions.
I mean, he does have a ring.
He does have a wing, but that was the Los Angeles Lions ring.
You guys wasted Megatron's career, bro.
We had Adrian Peterson in his prime.
You wasted Adrian Peterson too, man.
Y'all talking about shit.
That's out of my control, though, bro.
Y'all wasted too much people, too, bro.
Hold up, administration, though, bro.
Vikings ain't nowhere to be spoken about nothing, bro.
Yo, if you a Viking face...
Yo, wait till Kirk Cousins gets back,
and then you guys are all going to be sick to your stomach.
Kirk Cousins got to throw bombs.
Don't throw bombs to the other team.
Stop with the Viking talk, bro.
I just followed you on my personal, bro.
I'm going to beat your ass in foot just for all this, man.
Dude, you would beat my ass in foot.
You got a pro clubs player?
I mean, yeah, but I'm like fucking...
I'll play with you, Nessie.
You can just download the old one, bro.
Yeah, just tap in with me, Nessie.
Y'all can't play together still.
It can't cross platform from next gen to, you know, old gen.
I was trying to do the same shit with the Madden.
It was going to allow me to do it with Madden.
They still ain't fixing that problem yet.
They doing that shit on purpose.
Yeah, they watching about the next gen.
I get the whole point behind it, you know,
but still, it's still some asshole shit.
We got more connections on different things in this space
than they do on that shit.
No, everybody like and retweet the space, man.
We got a fucking beautiful giveaway up top by my homie, Light.
You know, he's giving away a dope fucking smoker's kit.
All you got to do is like and retweet the space
and just be in here, man.
And then I might I might pick one of y'all.
Maybe maybe somebody who comes up to speak.
You know, so far, we got some we got some beautiful speakers in here.
So like, you know, request stuff.
You might you might just get that W.
I got to say somebody had to say.
It's really fucking cold.
Yo, I see you got the fucking Lulu though.
So you thought I was just about to say that you extra extra lit.
I'm in Humboldt, the pot capital.
So I'm living in the forest.
It's really beautiful, but it is very brisk today.
So my plants were kind of taking it, but I'm bringing them in.
I think the weed capital of the world is here in New York,
because we fucking smoke that gas all day.
I know a lot of it is transported there.
So maybe you are smoking a lot of stuff.
We fed just a little bit.
Yo, I knew it was too good to be true, but her voice was amazing.
Bro, she the fucking feds, y'all.
Stop playing with New York, man.
It grows beautiful weed up there, man.
Y'all not going to come on Wake and Bake and try to disrespect New York's weed, bro.
Because our shit is straight gas.
Watch us win these competitions.
Y'all going to be wanting us to ship y'all our dirt.
That's how good it's going to be.
Man, you trying to get salesmen.
Where you from in New York?
That's your home in the city now.
Yo, he's from New York, son.
In the whole history of hip-hop.
Put Jadakiss up against anybody.
I swear to God, he'll destroy and eat the whole block.
Yo, Smokey, you wear 10 boots and shorts, don't you?
Bro, I wear 10s at the fucking beach, bro.
Smokey, you ain't got no gas out there, Smokey.
I had to come back up here and get on you about to go.
Me brings everyone together.
We'd always bring great people together with great conversations and great vibes.
Hey, Marcus, better let him know what the nasty Nammies got.
We got their shit called.
That shit that fucking...
Also, a little bit back to my PFP.
I have two or three whitelist spots that I can still add on to midday.
So whoever slides in to the GM's first, I still got that.
Along with your two, we got 10 on this deck.
So you already know the vibes.
I was already sliding in on her DMs.
So low key, I was quick in there.
Respectfully, you got it?
You got to respect your parents, you know?
I'm high as fuck right now.
Yo, who is this guy, man?
You know, just kicking him and having fun today.
I'm up there in the cloud.
I was high as giraffe, pussy myself, smoking on this blueberry D.
So, you know what I mean?
I'm about to go get the babies and shit here in a little bit.
So I'm slap happy right now.
I'm gonna have to be fucking dad in here in a little bit.
You know, when you DJing dad with a nine and a six year old,
it's like not, you know, not a whole lot of DJing going on.
So like I came in a little grassy.
You got a couple of DJing dads up here.
You got Nessie with the twins.
You know, Marcus right here with the fucking...
You know, like fucking in the fucking making right now.
You know, he got the fucking...
You know, his son working on like tech and gaming and shit.
You know, y'all own my son.
So, you know, I'm proud of y'all, man.
You know what I'm talking about.
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
Kick me, I'm the fucking cold.
I'll boot his ass right for you, you know what I mean?
Real quick, which one of y'all is in Houston?
No, I mean, he's not in Houston.
But the closest to Houston is Marcus.
I was about to say, pull up to the library tonight.
A T ain't going home for a while.
You're all about to fly in.
I'm going to be like, baby, I got to go to the library,
go do some studying, you know?
I've never been on a space with you.
I just always wanted to say hi to Nessie.
I saw him for the first time at Nuggies.
And all of a sudden, that project rubbed.
Hit me with the fellow back, though.
No, I slid up here, just because Nessie's like,
Nessie, I know you're not letting them just do it in Michigan.
I just clicked the profile.
I saw I was already following her.
And then she was throwing me flowers.
Oh, my god, you didn't do nothing wrong, right?
I don't know why you're getting defensive.
You didn't do anything wrong, please.
Nessie, you letting them disrespect Detroit?
She brought it back to the Lions again.
Today, you reppin' Detroit.
And that's how you reppin' us.
I'm going to have to drop it out.
I can't believe y'all let him speak about Ohio.
Is this what the space is coming to?
Damn, he's coming in the house.
This is what we do when we go away.
Don't let her do it, Marcus.
I'm going to get the smoke over there, man.
We're still blowing the perp?
We can ask you that if you ask me.
Harry Marcus, let her know.
What's funny is I can't even hear her talking
You know, we got that good.
Woo, go sit down somewhere.
Yo, how's that spaghetti out there, man?
Go ahead, tell that to the Fibon stories about Ohio.
No, he's back out of the way.
Hey, who's there for my mom's spaghetti, bro?
I don't know, Baha'u'llah Queen.
Hey, Marcus, that mom's spaghetti.
His mom been throwing his sweater already.
It's not good, but I'm so deserve it.
This is now what the words won't come out.
Hey, Marcus, he's the only side of the man in the last three
years, you know, basically gave up the deal.
That's eight miles with a man.
The buck's out right there, bro.
Eminem is not our Taylor Swift.
Nah, ain't nobody said Go Blue.
The score board didn't lie, though, Jay.
Lions, y'all, we'll see you next year.
Everyone hating on us, Lions.
Hey, she talked about the last three years,
but she don't want to talk about the seven before that, though.
Boy, it's crazy she talking crazy about the Lions,
because I truly can't hit her.
I want to drop down and come back up so I can get the facts of that griller back.
But at the same time, I already want to waste my energy, bro.
She's talking crazy right now.
I was actually rooting for the Lions, man.
Next year, they're going to write us in the script.
The only catch I need to be worried about,
the ones from the jungle.
Shout out to the who day.
Hey, Marcus, I'm out of here.
We've been in Cincinnati Stadium.
They sit on wood fucking bleachers.
Not a guy in Detroit excels in his abandoned houses.
They needed that win, bro.
We got we got high crime rate.
half of Cincinnati doesn't even claim Ohio.
Yeah, I like the end of the day.
All these teams we're talking about right now,
they all play in golf and going to,
you know, family vacation.
There's only the fucking,
the Chiefs and the motherfucking 49ers.
The only two teams that's alive right now,
Every other team straight as when they all gone right now,
they, you know what I'm saying?
So, you know, shout out to those two motherfuckers.
Y'all shout out to that man.
You don't let me hit one of these little spoken words,
one of these fresh riddance on y'all for a bounce out of here.
I appreciate y'all today.
Y'all was fucking, this is good conversation.
This is one I've been just tweaking with.
And yeah, I do, you know, music and I've been writing a little bit.
And so, yeah, just let me know something.
I say most of the time when I start to rhyme
and begins with the intellect.
Slowly, it starts to intersect with aggression and relentless
interest on some shit I've seen on the internet.
But please don't disconnect.
But do understand I tolerate no disrespect.
Because a different side of me might interject and I'll take you to the darkest part of the
deepest depth where even the shark show me my respect.
And I've been correct and I've been corrected.
I'll take fins to necks if you don't swim correct in the dark blue sea where my ship wrecked.
Mine loads up cannons ready for war at the drop of a dime.
Respect has been the problem for me in my time historically showing a rebellious grind
against those only trying to show me the light I fight because that's all I know is fight.
Wrong or right, for better or worse, I usually would have put myself first.
Selfishness is a curse, but if you rewind back to the work and the respect that I earned,
And then powerfully aligned the paradigm inside that grew my mind introverted,
but inclined to be heartbroken emotions.
I left unspoken, standing alone, chain smoking, hoping that the beast inside me ain't reawoken.
But my fire continued to burn glowing.
But in conclusion, let me wipe all these illusions.
Because I'll bruise and break their necks on every broke dick wanna be.
They'll end up with contusions.
I'm not here for that pollution.
I'm here to create solutions with absolution.
The young padawan is learning and improving.
But today we break bread like communion.
For the wake and bake radio, episode 95, Saturday morning,
I'm crypto casually omnipresent and all consuming.
This motherfucker just mic drop, bro.
Anytime, any new spoken word, any music you want to drop, feel free, bro.
This is real family around here, man.
That's just big what we own.
Like, you know, vibe is a tribe.
You attracting people you supposed to be around.
So you found us today, man.
And we happy you part of the tribe now, man.
Like, and that goes for everybody in this audience.
Everybody up here on the speaker panel.
Anybody that listens to this recording, man.
If you found this, man, you part of the tribe now.
Like, that's just what it is.
We are resonating on the same frequency.
And that's how we go push it, man.
And since we're here at this point, we're about an hour into the show.
I'm going to go ahead and reset real quick.
This is Wake and Bake Radio.
We do this every Saturday, 1 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.
We have an open platform.
Feel free to request us to get with this vibe with us.
Rip the bong if you want.
If you're not comfortable with doing that, you got two other options.
You got the little purple peel down in the corner.
Shout out to the homie Bub Louie for that.
Make sure you go like, repost, drop this in your alphabet.
Let us know what you're smoking on.
If you ain't smoking, let us know you high on light.
Drop it against an emoji.
Something, you know what I'm saying?
Let us know you vibe with us today.
If you don't want to do that, you can either hit the Wake and Bake page,
Rami's personal page, or my personal page.
In the DM's, we'll make sure to get your questions asked, your flowers given,
and your DM's shouted, because we all know, Smokey don't check his DM's.
Hey, is this late enough?
You guys are late enough that I get enough energy.
If you would have caught me an hour ago, I would have been sleeping.
I would have had drool coming out of my cheek, bro.
I probably, you know, my hair's not messed up because I got a shaved head.
But if I had hair, it would be all messed up.
But, uh, so, man, you guys are perfect timing to come in here
with that Wake and Bake energy.
Yeah, everybody know, man, we got to be on that stoner time, baby.
You know, the stoner time, man.
You know what I'm saying?
We wake up late, smoking all night.
So what's goody with y'all, man?
Yeah, I had a, I got a little bit of the stork on the way,
but I got some of those snowboards last time.
That's why I've been hitting snowboard little pre-rolls.
I love my snowboards in the morning.
I love my snowboards at night.
That's a good little pick me up, and it's a good little lay me down.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm also apples and bananas.
Shout out to the Reebok family.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm on some apples and bananas right now.
I got apples and bananas.
The pork, you know, they like to eat apples.
So I'm messing with a little pork right now.
I don't know if y'all are fucking with the pork or not.
Hopefully you got a little bacon in your life.
I definitely got a little bacon in my life a little earlier.
So I feel good where I'm at right now.
But man, great to see y'all.
Great to be in here waking bacon in the morning, baby.
Love y'all family, family.
Man, I still remember my first back.
Let him know Marcus, right?
Bro, the wife does the wife does sausage, egg, and cheese.
And she does the sausage patties and she does those spicy sausage patties.
And then she cooks the eggs in the grease of the sausage.
The shit is slamming, bro.
You got cheese on that shit.
You can do it on a croissant.
You could do it on a biscuit.
You could do it on all kinds of different rolls, like whatever bagels,
But yeah, no, it's doing the eggs in the grease, bro.
Especially the spicy sausage, bro.
Listen, the right way to do it.
That's what we, you know what I'm saying?
Well, we make the fucking queso frito and then the fried cheese, bro.
You know, the fucking salami.
We fried the eggs in that grease as well, bro.
You got to fry your eggs, scramble your eggs and eat it.
And if no one's ever done that, this the elf will go do that.
And it's going to change your life, I promise you.
I see the homie showbiz was like, you know, real sad when he was talking about,
So yeah, I don't eat pork, bro.
Why shouldn't we eat pork, bro?
Because I've been, I've been trying to like maybe not eat pork, but you know, I love,
No, I'm not going to gross y'all out, man.
You got to cook the shit out of that.
That's why I bake my bacon.
You know what I'm saying?
It's in there getting so damn hot.
I quit eating this when I did some research, you know, and plus, man,
I quit eating pork in 2013.
Um, actually closer to 2014, because I was actually deployed for 15 months, um,
to Turkey and, you know, they don't eat pork over there.
I mean, I'll eat either one.
I deep fried a Turkey in Turkey, you know, I got it.
I ate a lot of lamb over there.
When I was there, I just had lamb last night.
Yo, I had lamb chops yesterday, man.
I was telling you about finna feathers, bros.
Is that like a chain or is that like something?
Yeah, there's one out there.
But yeah, man, so I haven't eaten pork since 2014.
Mommy don't eat pork neither, man.
He always clown on me for eating pork.
No pork on my fork, bloodess.
Shit, protein is protein.
Hey, but if you put me in front of one of them Sammies
that Jay Vegas was talking about.
Has anybody in here had a nice ass like Maryland,
like crab cake sandwich after getting high as fuck?
Like, I have not ate anything better than that.
Well, are you from Maryland, bro?
I mean, I'm from Delaware.
But like, Maryland crab cakes, like nothing has ever hit
better than that after smoking.
Delaware, dude, that's a lie.
I'm just so confused with you, brother.
No, I was born in Delaware.
And then I moved to Michigan.
Yeah, we're talking about some crab cakes and football.
Maryland does it right with crab cakes.
Nothing taught like I can't have a crab cake
anywhere but Maryland because they're just not as good.
That's all they're known for, Loquito.
Like, I'd be cool being known for that.
Making me want some crab cakes now, man.
And I don't even fucking-
I've never had like that appetite for crab cakes for right now.
No, when I was in Maryland, I would like a wake and bake crab cake sandwich.
Like with the toasted buns, bro.
The buttered toasted buns.
There's some can of butter on top.
Some Lone Star provision can of butter.
Look at that can of butter.
I got a can of that right now.
Yo, when I was out in Art Basel, man.
Bro, I had this whole fried red snapper.
That shit was so delicious, man.
I'm looking for it right now in my phone.
I'm about to post it, bro.
I had this fresh red snapper from-
So I went deep sea fishing.
Owners, bro, talking about all this food.
You're getting me hungry.
Did you bring up the first sandwich, bro?
Bro, Marcus, I'm hungry, man.
Yo, let me get some chopped cheese.
Let me get some chopped cheese.
Hey, show me what that is.
Just not the Iowa version.
Just no Iowa chopped cheese, bro.
I thought I found me a secret in Iowa,
and they don't know what a chopped cheese is.
They just call it a chopped cheese.
I got an official chopped cheese
last time I was in New York.
I did the one out in front of the Pigeons event,
that truck they had out there.
That was my first chopped cheese.
Yeah, that was my first chopped cheese.
But we were in this little town
about a half hour away from our house out here in Iowa.
And the little sandwich board out front
said chopped cheese on it.
Today's special chopped cheese.
So, and we were going to get lunch anyways.
So, I walk in there and I'm like,
Like, how you make your chopped cheese?
You know, because I've been on chopped cheese,
and if you don't know how to make a chopped cheese,
they're going to clown the fuck out of you.
So, I know how to make a chopped cheese.
I made sure that I knew and ate one
before I ever fucked with the chopped cheese.
And I get there, and the cook looks at me,
and he's just an Iowa-looking motherfucker.
And he goes, well, we take up any meatloaf.
We didn't sell the night before.
We put some caramelized onions on it,
and we put some cheese on it, and put it on a hoagie.
I'm like, bro, you cannot call out a chopped cheese, bro.
You need to change the name of that shit, bro.
You're going to have New Yorkers coming out here
Like, this is not okay, bro.
That's just disrespectful, bros.
That's what I thought, bro.
I almost wanted to erase the sandwich board.
It was one of them chocolate ones.
I just wanted to go out there and erase the chopped part.
Like, just put like, well, meatloaf cheese or some shit.
I don't know what the fuck you call that shit,
but it ain't no chopped cheese.
That's some special cheese.
That's some special cheese right there, bro.
That's some weird ass funky special cheese.
Yeah, that's the Midwest.
White people, and I'm white, so I can say that.
White people don't have any idea for food kind of shit.
I always heard people make fun of white people for food,
but I grew up on the West Coast, bro.
Now that I'm in the Midwest, bro, like,
the only seasonings they have on their shelf
Like, when you go to the store, it's all salt and all pepper.
There's nothing else, bro.
Bro, white people taco nights, that's a real thing.
White people taco nights is not awesome.
I love white people taco nights.
But that chopped cheese should not be called a chopped cheese, bro.
That shit should be called a chopped surprise or some shit like that.
It's a leftover sandwich.
It's a leftover sandwich.
Did you eat the eyeballs on that red snapper?
You be eating the eyeballs of the fish, bro?
Yeah, that's the best part, low key, next to the cheese.
I hear that is the best part, but I'm good off that, bro.
Eating eyeballs and whatnot.
I don't need to eat eyes.
Bro, you might as well just eat some goops.
You know, that goop scoop.
Survival, if I'm surviving and I need it, I can understand that.
But other than that, if I got options, bro, I'm not eating eyeballs.
Hey, Marcus, they obviously ain't seen Attack on Titan.
They're big ass giants for eating people like that, too.
You just kind of look at it like you just kind of fucked up
what you're doing in that fucking fish.
Yo, AOT was something crazy.
I know my anime fans Attack on Titan.
If you ain't seen it, go watch it.
I don't know how you ain't seen it if you're an anime fan, but AOT is something serious.
I got to get a couple of new fellas.
It's like, look, the eyeballs are great.
I wanted to just come in and say what's up before I had to bounce.
I actually got an appointment at this little antique shop right now.
I mean, the wife here headed to to get some more hot stuff comics.
We're going to be handing out with gift packs through the hotties,
If you haven't seen hot stuff, the comic book, bro, it's dope as hell.
Looks like the little hotties kind of from 1957 all the way up through like 2000.
There's still the company still around.
They just don't make comics right now.
But yeah, I know we're going to go see some of those for giveaways.
But we found this pack of like 15 of them and this dude found for me.
And they're all the way back to like 1961, I think, so that's pretty dope.
It'll give away for everybody.
But yeah, man, I love you all.
I'm going to get going and spend some time with the wifey.
Y'all have a great rest of the day for show.
You guys are in good hands with the Wake and Bake crew.
Have a good one, everybody.
Shout out, Mrs. Jay Vegas.
Wonderful duo in the weather space and just wonderful human beings and some legendary
So if you ever get a chance to roll one with them, definitely take that opportunity.
They will try to smoke you under the table.
Trust me, I've been put through the gauntlet.
I had to go back and forth between Jay Vegas and shout out to the homie, M8 Smoke.
They put me through the gauntlet.
It was back and forth, back and forth.
And then the other one walks up.
I'm like, they're planning this.
I know they're going to smoke you under the table.
I've been tried and true.
I've been put through the rigger.
I think I can hold myself.
I can hold my own in the Smoke Olympics.
You fuck with bolio kart?
It's like burio kart, but it's like every race.
Since there's four races in a circuit, you do a bowl every race.
That sounds like a test of cognitive ability from fucking hot.
It's my frat's favorite pastime.
Yo, shout out to Sir Delta down there, bro.
That's the homie, Benny, bro.
If you know about Benny, then you goaded in my book, man.
So shout out to you, Sir Delta.
Yo, shout out to all the family in here, old and new, man.
It's a bunch of legends, a bunch of family in the crowd, man.
And if you're new, man, welcome to the family.
We'll get back to our regular scheduled program next weekend.
But today, man, we wanted to just kick it with the fam, chop it up.
You know what I'm saying?
Have some amazing conversations with, you know what I'm saying?
Some of the people that's closest to us.
So much love to everybody that's been supporting us, you know what I'm saying?
Whether you found this two years ago, almost two years ago, or you found it today, man.
We truly appreciate the love and support that everyone has shown us.
You literally could be doing anything else with your time,
but you're kicking it with us.
So we hope that, you know what I'm saying?
You get a nice energy exchange out of this.
It's not draining for you, man.
I hope you're getting something out of this, whether it's just feel-good vibes
or, you know what I'm saying?
Maybe we drop us some education one day, which, you know, we had a talk.
So, man, really appreciate everybody.
So, yeah, just had to throw that out there real quick.
Is there a Wake and Bake radio station out there?
Not yet, but maybe in the near future.
Yeah, we got to get on it.
Yeah, I've just seen a lot of Nifty Island action.
So we'll have to maybe make some shape.
I know Walt down there is like really deep in there.
It's a shout out to all your graphics that you've been pushing on the timeline.
Yo, Walt, dude, get up here.
I ain't heard my bro's voice in a little bit.
Man, he is fun to hang out with, just to even talk to.
We was high as fuck, but well, I was.
I mean, I just got to say that one more time because it really was for the first time that
What we doing for NFT and YC though?
I'm focused on moving right now.
The Wake and Bake will be.
Were you going to not be there in New York?
Damn, I'm not going to be able to make New York, man.
I know a lot of people are going to be out there.
At least we know you're a real person and we got a picture with you.
So yeah, you'll be out there with all the Vision Pro.
Now I'm going to my homeboy.
He's retiring this Colonel.
He's retiring after almost 30 years in the military.
You know, so I'm going to I'm going to Hawaii, though.
You know, so damn, I took a trip to I was like, I'm out.
He's like, man, hell, hell, that's such a problem.
I'm not going to be going there, but you know what?
I'm kind of going to heaven.
You know what I'm saying?
No, I've been to Hawaii three, four times, you know, on the military's dime.
But now I got paid for it myself.
Because if if I didn't have to go, if the kids, the kids are on spring break from school, right?
If I didn't wasn't on Times Crunch to get them back to school,
I would have took like a military hop.
So like when you retire from the military, they say, yep, it's it's pretty much free.
You know, but it's all about availability, right?
And I can take hops to anywhere in the world, right?
That they have a flight going to.
But like, you know, the biggest ones they fly out of is like BWI and SeaTac, which is in Seattle.
Seattle goes to like Asia and BWI goes to like Europe.
So, you know, and then there's all the bases I can catch flights to from from to overseas.
You know, so that's one of the perks of retiring and having that retiree military I.D., man.
You know, but yeah, I've been to I've been to Hawaii a few times, man.
I pretty much know my way around Oahu.
We're going to stay at his house and then I'm going to get a rental car.
And then I know my way around pretty much.
So yeah, I was there for like 66 days, man, in 2020.
And I went for like medical, like medical evaluation and stuff right before I retired.
And part of that was why I retired.
You know, I was suffering from these migraine headaches that wouldn't go away.
You know, so they was trying to figure out what was what was causing them.
And so, you know, it is what it is.
Have you tried Rick Simpson oil or anything like that?
Yeah, but I'm excited, man.
You know, he doesn't he doesn't dabble in the in the herbal remedies right now.
I got that CDB oil, but I don't even use it, man.
You know, I need to hear each other.
Yeah, drop down and come back up.
Not usually because I think I think well, let's see.
She's going to drop down and come back up.
You know, I see my boy sincere up in here.
Just got back to my friend house.
I was driving for like an hour and a half.
Appreciate all the love for the first waking bake.
About to go use the new house gravity bong.
So we're going to see how that works.
Hey, appreciate you pulling that homie.
You don't know what a gravity bomb?
Where you use gravity to pull for you, right?
So there's multiple ways that you can make this.
You can make one in your house or you can buy one.
You have to at least make one gravity bong in your life.
As a stoner, you just get the right of passage.
You got to make one gravity ball, right?
And so the easiest way in my personal opinion,
I mean, you can do the gallon.
I do the gallon jug with the two liter.
Some people like to do the two liter bottle with a 20 liter.
But you know, I like a lot of smoke.
So I use two liter bottle, right?
With the gallon jug, you cut the top off the gallon jug.
You fill it up with water, right?
And then you cut the bottom off the two liter, okay?
So you're going to fill up the gallon jug with water.
Now, what you do with the two liter,
there's multiple ways you can do this.
But my personal way that I've done it, right?
You cut a hole in the cap of the two liter.
You take a, like a regular ink pen, right?
You hollow it out and you kind of cut it down
and then you glue it to the first cap.
Then you take another two liter cap, right?
You poke a hole in that and you glue that
Then you cover it in foil, poke a bunch of little holes in it.
You put the butt up there and you light it.
Now, when you light it, you pull the two liter up out of the water.
And then it starts to fill with smoke.
Then you unscrew the cap and you push down and you take.
It just pretty much forces all that smoke.
Bro, you get smoked out fast.
I made one out of a small trash can and a high seed bottle.
I got my mom at that time.
She'd never seen a gravity bomb before.
She was like, what's that?
She was like, let me try it real quick.
I pulled that shit up and just dropped it and let her just inhale.
She was like, damn, that thing ain't no joke.
She went upstairs and she was knocked the fuck out.
He said the best sleep she ever got.
And then on the market, it's one that you probably see like,
Wiz Khalifa, Seth Rogen and Snoop.
They all had, it's called a student glass and it's the one that flips.
It looks like a giant pill and it flips, right?
And so it's all built up.
You say you get the bowl, you light the bowl and then you flip it, right?
The water runs down to the bottom and then it fills up with smoke.
And then you flip it again.
And then when you flip it, it pushes the smoke out.
So it's just a way of getting that smoke faster, a quicker rush, quicker high.
You know, we've got to get slapped.
I'm still going to find creative ways to guide, bro.
A get stoned and create invention.
For real, man, there's so many ways to make one, especially when you have the metal pipes
that used to get way too hot.
But if you took the top off, you can put that top on anything.
So, you know, make sure for a whole bunch of stuff with just the basic pieces of a pipe.
Y'all make me want to get high right now.
Y'all talking about gravity bombs, right?
My brother, uh, he invented, well, and then he made a piece.
And it's a, it's, it's, it's a gravity bomb piece.
AC Steel, I think they call it.
And, and you buy, I don't know, it's like $20 or something.
He just stole it on top of a, um, what do you call it?
Like a two liter bottle you cut and you got your gravity bomb.
I was proud of him for it.
I put it, I put a link to it in the comments.
I'm gonna go upstairs and get my little piece right now and get high.
But, uh, I just wanted to throw that out there.
Appreciate you pulling up and dropping that link.
Uh, that sounds interesting.
Like that's the way, look, stoner science at its finest.
That's what I'm talking about.
You just travel with your metal piece and you pick up a two liter
somewhere in the store and boom, you got your gravity bomb right there.
Two liter off the bottom and throw it in a bucket and you're ready to go.
Yeah, that's hella clutch.
Modern day problems require modern day dilutions.
You write, you write about that, uh, stoners though.
We're crafty motherfuckers.
You know what I'm saying?
Whether we're high or not, I, we're just fucking crafty.
I'm just, I'm just putting that out there.
I don't even think a stoner person is not smart or intelligent depth or crafty
cause you get a lot of deep ass thinking done and you, you make great decisions,
uh, for solutions when you need them.
When your ass get high, you really do.
I mean, I get worried, man.
I get worried as hell all the time.
And sometimes I get stoned and I'll be like, what the hell am I worrying about?
What the hell are these people that worrying me?
Why am I so freaking worried?
Like no, like for real, like I felt like I suffered from PTSD, right?
From my, from my deployment to whatever.
And so I don't do large crowds.
Like otherwise, like I'm in a constant state of fight or flight and it's not fun.
And it's exhausting for me.
But when I smoke, I can, it helps take the edge off to where like,
I'm still aware of my surroundings.
However, I'm not as anxious.
I'm not as on goal as I normally would be like cannabis truly helped save my life.
Like on some real shit, but like I couldn't even go grocery.
I couldn't go to the grocery store because it was too many people and it would,
it would overwhelm me and I'd immediately go into fight or flight.
And so like I can smoke and do what I used to do normally without being so on edge.
No, I feel like when I go to the grocery store,
like when I'm high, I just feel like I'm on an adventure.
You know, I'm just looking for new stuff, you know?
Or just yeah, it makes, it makes grocery shopping.
You know, I used to make grocery shopping fun.
When Walmart was open 24 hours and my nocturnal ass can go there
at like three o'clock in the morning, I'm high.
Sometimes might be a little tipsy.
And then I see somebody else just tipsy walking around buying shit.
We always have a great conversation.
End up walking around fucking Walmart talking and shit.
Cause we don't want two people in it.
That's a little fucked up.
It's gonna be a good time.
Fucking midnight, isn't it?
You mean so many odd people, but y'all just, y'all just connect.
You just be walking around motherfucking Walmart doing shit, talking.
Yo, nighttime is the best time to go shopping.
I know, but they use COVID to cut all that.
Walmart ain't been 24 hours today.
They close at 11 o'clock.
Those Walmart late night runs is always the best.
I'm glad I don't go to space.
Man, I'm glad to hear that, man.
Really glad to hear that.
I'm glad you pulled in, man.
And I'm glad we was able to provide the vibes you needed to help you get on your day, man.
I really appreciate that.
No, I appreciate it, man.
My homeboy sincere hopped up, man.
I wish he had come through the...
He came to Orange Soda to pick me up so we can go to the Pudgy Penguins event.
Man, I was trying to get him to come earlier, man.
We had a blast over there.
Shout out to our partner, Cyber Cateys, man.
Oh, that was the orange party?
When you picked me up, you came in for a few minutes and you met Scotty?
Yeah, I came in to check Scotty because Scotty had me blocked on Twitter.
And I was like, yo, Scotty, what's up, bro?
He's like, why would I block you?
And I'm like, I don't know, bro.
I think I posted one of my music videos on one of your posts.
And he's like, oh, you were shilling some shit coins.
And I'm like, I had to think about it for a second.
I'm like, yeah, you're right.
So then, yeah, he's like, here, I'll unblock you, follow you.
Let's take a picture and do some shit.
And then we linked up the next day at the clubhouse as well.
Scotty was out there with Illa.
Scotty, Scotty, Scotty, Scotty, wave fly.
You mean Scotty, he wrote it?
Yeah, that's what I said, Scotty.
No, I got serious saying that shit.
Yeah, I'm glad you were able to make that connection and have that interaction, man.
Yeah, man, we were the ones,
waking bacon or in cyber kiddies, man, or soda.
Shout out to dive who hosted that event and provided the venue, man.
Shout out creative and his whole team.
Like it was a it was a large, culminating event, man.
It was a lot of a lot of people out there.
April, you and the golds.
We held down like the Saturday time slot.
You said our regular showtime.
And, man, it was just it was real like it was like on some real cookout vibes, man.
It was we said it was a good it was a good vibe.
It was it was the planning of it, like, because at that same spot,
there was like the board run club was doing something early.
So like me and my girl were out there like coming for a run at like seven in the morning.
So we were up at like five, six o'clock, going to do a run in the middle of Art Basel.
And there was like nobody out there, bro.
So like we ended up going for a walk on the beach instead.
And then we circle back to the hotel there where the where the party was at.
And it was like you guys were just setting up.
So we were like, you know, we're not going to chill here all morning, all day, all afternoon,
and then go to all the parties all night.
So we had to leave from the spot, go back and like get fresh.
And then, yeah, it was like near the end of the party when we pulled up and we were like,
yeah, we're just popping quick.
It didn't really start until you got the green wristband.
You got the green wristband.
That's when the party really, really popped off.
So yeah, it was it was a good time, man.
Shout out to the homie Liz.
And I know she was instrumental in a lot of things she did out there with the board,
run us the film three walls.
She had her hand in a lot of stuff.
I know she she made some moves out there, too.
I know that I heard I heard the board run.
I heard about the board room when we was we were trying to get the last little bit of sleep
before we know that we had to tackle the event.
Because, you know, that was we were supposed to hit the pudgy event after.
And we were like, we went to one more event with the pigeons event.
We were like, all right, let's get we don't take showers.
It was like three o'clock when everybody woke up.
We were like, well, shit, we ain't going nowhere.
We missed the OD lab joint.
We missed the pudgy party.
I went, bro, I left me off.
I went to the pudgy joint.
I went to the seals and I went to OD, bro.
Bro, we were supposed to do the same.
We was comin' to toast, bro.
That party like shout out to everybody that's doing the event,
because that shit is exhausting.
Bro, even for the people attending,
I could imagine the people who were planning the events,
you know what I'm saying?
Because I've planned hella events, you know.
So I definitely know it's a lot of work to put all these things together, man.
Hats off to everybody who's doing the event,
because it's not just the lead up work,
but the day of work is exhausting.
It was exhausting having to go to all these events,
like picking and choosing which one to go to, man.
You RSVP to all of them and be like,
You know what I'm saying?
I did the same thing and I was spent.
I did go to the Soho House with some people that I had met.
But after that, car got towed.
So I missed OD labs trying to get my car out.
And I was like pissed about that shit.
But I went home, went to sleep, and I was like,
But yeah, life was life and while I was on vacation,
Dude, I don't know about you guys,
but when I got home from that vacation,
I slept for like an entire day.
What event are you talking about?
Yo, I think I need to make my reservations for Art Basel
Like, as soon as I know the dates, bro.
Make them right now, bro.
Just know that sometime in December,
you're gonna be out there.
I think the date may already be out.
Yeah, definitely gotta find that date.
I'm definitely gonna get an Airbnb this time.
I stayed an Airbnb in the hospital.
I got to be there, but man.
I was waiting with someone else to change their mind close to the end.
So, the one I would've got would've been dope.
Like, penthouse-type movie shit.
But this one was like another movie.
Like, hostile where people don't get kidnapped and murdered.
So, it was a different thing.
And I was just lucky to draw on what kind of car I got.
So, that part was dope, too.
Plus, meeting everybody was dope.
Talked to you motherfuckers the whole time.
Smokey, you should throw a party out in YO for NFT NYC.
But I don't know if I could get everybody here to Yonkers, bro.
But we are planning on doing something in New York.
But I don't know if it'll be-
Bro, Yonkers is not that far, bro.
I mean, it could be done.
It definitely could be done.
Like, 20 packs or 24 packs.
I just don't know if I could get everybody here, you know what I mean?
It's not far, but you know what?
But we do got a winner, though, guys.
I picked a winner already.
I picked a winner because they're here right now.
They just hopped into the space, you know, for that fucking Smoker's Pack.
You won the Smoker's Pack, bro.
You guys can hear me now?
No, I want to get with Neat.
I appreciate you guys, man.
Loving the show every week.
Appreciate the insight on the community.
Appreciate the community, too.
Hopefully, I can go to Art Basel next year.
We're gonna drag your ass to Art Basel next year, bro.
Motherfucker is eating, bro.
Thank you for liking and retweeting.
And you already know, man.
Man, congratulations to you, man.
And truly appreciate all the love, man.
You been the ride-a-bye from the O.D.O.G.A.
Man, we've been here for all 95 episodes.
We keep on going to the next 100 more, 100 more, 100 more, man.
Yo, somebody get that goofy out of here, man.
Y'all fucking love your meat.
Yo, we got some motherfuckers requesting,
but I don't know if I trust y'all, bro.
Like, you know, y'all look real.
Yo, that dude got 30 locusts as his profile pic, bro.
I've been staring at that since it popped up.
We got some ladies up on the stage.
I was going to say, I see women everywhere.
Like, I'm looking through this lobby, and I'm like, chicks, chicks, chicks.
We're being supportive of the women in our community, man.
We really appreciate that.
And I apologize for that, man.
I mean, and protectors too.
I'll dropkick a motherfucker, you know?
I was just saying there's some pretty girls up and down here.
I'm smoking on that black run, spooky.
Freddie hooked me up yesterday.
Hey, I'm coming from Northern California.
I appreciate you guys letting me come up in this space.
Usually, my mic's been fucked up for like, I don't know, five or six months,
and I got a couple different profiles.
But I know I don't have very many followers and shit,
but I appreciate you guys letting me come up and fucking smoke with you.
No, we can tell you about me, bro.
I think that's the feedback.
I can't even speak to the feedback.
Oh, man, that shit was crazy.
I don't think it was me, though.
But all I was just saying was, man, we all appreciate you, bro.
We give everybody one opportunity.
It doesn't matter how many followers you have.
We give everyone an opportunity to come over here, vibe with us, and show yourself.
If you fuck up, you know you get kicked.
You probably never see us ever again.
But nah, man, you a real one, man.
It hasn't been easy, man.
I played the game real long.
I don't know how else to explain that.
Not to go into too much detail, but I'm a first career professional BMX rider.
And then I skateboard and I do artwork, smoking weed since like third grade.
I don't know where you guys are from, but I've been on the east coast, like not southeast.
I went was Newark, New Jersey, and then upstate New York, like Bimington, Johnson Town, Ithaca.
And what was the best trick you did on that bike?
Well, I'm first off, I turn tricks.
So, OK, my life fucking crazy, bro.
Like when I was got out of high school, I fell in love with this girl.
I was working at this shop.
I get to get us some ice cream and go back to the house.
For Netflix, but we eat ice cream.
We do her thing, go to sleep, wake up, clean my pockets out.
I forgot about two fucking dollar scratchers.
And I fucking scratch gave her one.
I fucking won the fucking one and two hundred and fifty thousand tickets.
I got sent down to down to be on some fucking shit to make some money.
I didn't make very much, but it was cool experience.
I had this trick called a hurricane, which is I'm going to try to explain what it was.
But you can probably Google it on a BMX bike, a hurricane.
But there was only a couple people in the world doing it on a sub box,
which I can explain what that is, but you can figure out what that is.
And so I go down there to film like a like a couple of clips for this distribution company
that that wanted to make a video of all the companies that they distribute.
And I was just going to get a couple of clips, but I impressed the dude.
He's from a shout out Glenn Peepee from Base Brooklyn.
He we're in Long Beach or Carson, California.
And I filmed a commercial and then they put me they they put me on a trip with like.
Like the biggest heads in the industry and I like green.
And I'm like going on getting in a van with all these dudes.
I've got pictures on my wall and shit.
I can name some names, but another dude from Brooklyn, Edwin.
We had Van Holman, Robbie Morales.
Who am I forgetting here?
I hope I didn't leave anybody out.
So you asked me the best trick I ever did was there was this place in Petaluma, California,
They'd had a ramp into a ramp park.
And I never like I won contests.
Don't get me wrong, but I kind of always like did the best trick.
That's what I don't know.
That's what I kind of did the best at.
And I did a hurricane out of a six foot bowl.
I did a hurricane on a five foot sub rail, hurricane bar spin.
So it's like a 540 thing with the spin.
It's called a hurricane, but I'd change it to a typhoon, but that's it.
You need some heavy hitters over there, too, bro.
Like you were you were doing the damn thing, man.
Did you did you like I see this account is fairly new.
So like, what's good, man?
Who are you for real, bro?
I just went to jail for the first time and I went in there.
I got fair skin, but I just tell the girls I'm an albino silverback with a lesbian spirit.
I'll stay gay as fuck as you girl.
At least give me a smile.
This or anything, but the other side of my talking about when you were in jail.
Well, I went to jail for the first time.
Like, I don't know why I bent the law quite a bit, but I never like got caught.
You know, like, I don't know.
And maybe that's you're the dog.
So I fucking smelt the storm coming.
I don't know why I can't.
Before you say anything, I don't know.
This is a recorded space.
So you ain't even saying nothing.
But just say that real quick, you know, because we love you, girl.
You know what I'm saying?
You say it, you know what I'm saying?
I ain't going to say shit.
But I went in there and I like, what's your race?
I'm like, fuck, I don't know.
And I came out and they were like, they were saying like Egyptian.
And I'm like, this dude from the Caribbean, like, try to tell me,
oh, like, I look like a son.
I'm trying to figure out who the fuck I am.
But anyways, bike rider, you know, skateboarder.
I've been skating a lot lately.
I opened a shop one time after this old stagecoach robber.
He's like a legend from up here.
And he, like, in my opinion, is he like one of the first graffiti artists ever.
And this is like in the 1800s.
He was an English, I'm going to say his name,
but he was an English dude who came over here.
And then I think he was in the Civil War for the Union.
And then he went like got like got the fuck out of there,
got like a little piece of land in fucking Montana,
had a little stream and he's panning for gold.
And then a big a big organization, I guess they damned his water
and then took out a couple of his brothers and really pissed the old man off.
So anyways, this guy, he he freaking he he started licking these these these
stagecoaches, but they called him like for one, he was a boulevardeer,
which is a definition is a man about town.
And he was also called a gentleman's bandit.
He never took from like the people on the stagecoach, like the the passengers.
And he the legend is he never even had no bullets in his gun.
He on after two of his licks, he he left.
He left like letters and he signed it at the end.
I'm going to say what his name was.
You probably figure it out, but he signed it.
So he was the first dude that I know of that used letters and numbers to make a word
because that's what graffiti dudes do.
You know, like shout out mate.
Anyways, he did M8 from my hometown, one of my hometowns.
But so and then like so I do that and I like I don't I don't rap.
I don't do anything like that or anything.
I can rhyme some shit, but I don't really get on a beat.
No, it's been a quick 16 for me again.
I don't even know if I know what 16 is, but I'll read something for you.
So let me get my let me get my profile up here real quick.
I did this one last night.
You know, it's gotta be off the top of the phone.
15 fiend syrup sticks cacti cutthroat huck and hope there's dope in heaven.
Goes door number seven, eight, nine.
Hot Tommy's Valentine wine aged.
Just one game of rampage and a sauna sage smoke and slimy page sips Gatorade.
Recycled the same towel hangs Wang's bidet only on Tuesday.
Password STDs and flee sprays for patients.
I know more pray for dreams.
Tina Fey wants to have her way with me.
No Mary Kay upon a stack of hay kamikaze with no May Day or payday.
Hashtag motherfucking baby Ruth.
Hashtag waking baby radio.
We get out this motherfucking bitch a little bit early.
But we fucking taking it.
Make sure y'all look at the top of me.
And make sure y'all fucking get into those giveaways.
We're going to be giving away a free pair of Air Force Ones.
Make sure y'all fucking go up top, fucking entering that shit, bro,
because they're going to be customized by Larry Sanders,
AKA the motherfucking Late Show the Goat.
You already heard from here.
You already heard on the Sanders Says after party.
And I think the giveaway is going to be fucking mentioned on his fucking podcast.
Yes, that's his podcast that he streams live on YouTube
with a lot of dope, famous, high end celebrities and shit, bro.
So you know you're going to be able to probably get your name
said with that along there.
So, you know, answer up top.
We'll see y'all next Saturday.
Ram, somebody gave me a fucking phone call.
So my motherfucking soundboard is all fucked up.
I can't make the fucking.
Hashtag is supposed to be.