Go like me, I'm the G.I.P.
Reason you in VIP, CEO, you don't have to C.I.G.
I'm Young Wildin', like G.I. Lee.
We ain't got nothing to worry about.
Whoop! Let's be pretty, forever.
Watch out for the medallion, my diamonds are reckless.
Feels like I'm missing it, take it from my necklace.
I pulled up with a million trucks, lookin', smellin', feelin' like a million bucks.
Pass the bottles, the heat is on, we in the huddle on.
And that's each and total.
What's the world from the club in the morning for?
And I'm lookin' for a big young lady in the pool.
One short shot greater than the amount of them pants.
Take notes to the brand new pants, like this.
Hey, G.J., bring that back.
Come on with your pictures.
Tell your little prick if you quit me, buddy.
I care what no one thinks.
But where the **** is the way to stop with my drink?
Let me get half-phones in.
This will be a slightly shorter episode.
This will be a slightly shorter episode today because I've got a flight to catch.
My headphones aren't working.
I'm going to L.A. for a couple weeks and then London for a couple weeks.
Got a lot of DJs out there.
Making a little lunch here, a little midday snack.
Wanted to tune in, see how everyone's doing.
Fired up on a Monday, as always.
I know we were supposed to have a call today.
I've just been getting in the middle of a movie and stuff, so we'll do that tomorrow,
I know you got a lot of travel coming off, a lot of cool things to look forward to,
How's that uranium hat coming?
I've heard no updates on the uranium hat.
I'm going to give them a bow.
We need to get that going.
I'm going to give them two more days, and then I'm going to ask for an update.
Looking forward to the last...
How's the vacation, Scovity?
Only a couple more days left, so I'm getting the near the end of vacation blues.
Yeah, I'm going to LA, but I'm not really going on vacation.
I don't know what I'm going on, but yeah.
Are the IRS agents going to be okay?
Yeah, I'm going to evade them.
I ran track in high school.
You know, we'll be all right.
Yeah, then I'm going to London, so...
And then tour, so I'll be bouncing around quite a bit,
but we're going to keep lossy every Monday, going like always.
We'll probably cut it short, like 20 minutes early today,
just so I can not miss my flight.
But yeah, bro, what's up?
Been fucking interviewing with a bunch of companies for the last week or two,
I mean, it looks like everyone's hiring right now, so...
I got a couple cool protocols, and also been interviewing with Polygon,
You should fill the form out that I sent to the growth bros.
Yeah, if anyone's looking for a job in the space,
shoot me a DM on my IRL account.
You fill it out, and I might have something for you,
so I'm doing something kind of cool with some friends,
so I'm pretty much trying to hook up the qualified homies in the space,
So if you need something, DM my IRL account at Rio Nuevo in my bio.
I'll send you a form to fill out.
But other than that, let's see, who else we got up here?
I don't think I've seen you up here before.
Yeah, I just can't fuck around.
We just fuck around, you know?
I've had a bunch of people here.
I thought you might have the alpha for today, man.
You know, reo.sol, you know?
Hey, what's the best place to swap a theory into this one?
Whatever uses wormholes is what I use, just because it's what I'm farming.
But, yeah, mine, M-A-Y-A-N dot finance, is what I use.
But, you know, I think you can also use Stargate, but I feel like the fees are a
Stargate is backed by later zero.
I think mine's backed by wormholes, so it depends on what you're farming.
Who's fucking with A-Leo at all?
Knows anything I'm talking about.
No, A-Leo, like the blockchain.
I have no idea what that is.
I mean, maybe a lot of people.
I'm like one foot out of Web 3...
I've been talking to the wrong people for too long.
I'm one foot out of crypto, one foot in the real world.
But, yeah, I don't know, man.
I haven't been paying attention to the timeline a lot.
People are like, did you see this meme?
But, yeah, I'm doing like half real world stuff, half crypto stuff.
My main focus here is pretty much just Wassey and Monad stuff.
So, yeah, you know, I don't know what A-Leo is.
They're just like a privacy blockchain.
They're in testing, I think, but the network keeps going down.
It's super shitty, but I'm trying to...
Yeah, there's no support in the Discord.
I mean, yeah, that's even better.
I feel like if anything, we don't want a project that works.
No, that just means that the devs are busy building the product,
and they don't have time for text support.
Yeah, bullish devs are not hiring anyone for community.
I repinned, you know, most people know by now,
we're about to drop the dopest merch in the space.
That'll be available soon.
We got another surprise coming as well all before the redrop.
So yeah, that'll be super cool.
I think I'm going to meet up with K Money and Thread
and all those guys in LA and see if I throw them some stuff.
There's some people coming up today I haven't seen before.
How are you doing, Pancakes?
Gringo, what's good, man?
I got some questions around the real world.
Can you tell me more about the...
Like, is there a hotel right now?
What's going on with that?
Is it, like, as far as Wasiverse real world spaces?
Real world spaces right now, we're just doing spaces here.
Okay, I saw their sign, so I wasn't sure.
Bro, this is real world, bro.
I'm not sure what you're thinking about right now.
I mean, the street signs, the street sign of the Emporium.
Yeah, I think you got it confused.
But yeah, Wasiverse, this is Wasi's inverse project.
This is Wasiverse, so yeah, I don't think that was us.
But regardless, we do have a lot of cool stuff coming really soon
once we get this redrop out of the way.
But all we got going on right now is the merch.
We've got something else cool coming,
and then the redrop, and then some other fun surprises.
What's the something else coming, dude?
Well, it's coming soon enough.
Maybe this week, maybe not.
I don't know what's coming.
Oh, I know what's coming.
A Sick Dopes freestyle rap coming.
I mean, as long as it ended right there, that was fun.
Oh, it didn't end right there.
I'm rubbing my fingers through pancakes beer.
I'm kissing on pancakes ear.
We're going to remove him from speakers.
Well, at least you gave him like a chance to prove himself.
I gave him a solid chance.
I mean, I managed to pop artists.
So like, you know, if I want to remove you for that, then I get to remove you from
So I think I was clearly a fan.
I can't believe them like that.
I just got a text message to say, quote Mars pancakes, what's coming.
And then next text message that sounds so homo.
You just got dunked on my homie.
I sent you a DM and you're in real life.
I'm ready to move as soon as possible.
You're ready to meet in all jobs.
And I'll send you a form you can fill out.
Also, so I sent you a picture or I sent a picture of that wassey verse
Emporium that I was talking about.
I posted it in the comments section.
Yeah, that's that's that's not us.
Oh, that's something else.
That's that is the wrong losses.
They just took a whole they just copied you and put up a sign in real
That is that is not our project.
There are alternatives are bullish, bro.
Yeah, not this derivative, but you know, just because for you guys.
It's whatever it's neither here nor there, but that is that is
Here's another part to that though.
Last year loom dart was tweeting.
He said, what's the most ludicrous wassey hotel amenity you
Was that just like a meme?
I don't really care what loom dart tweets to be completely
What was he verse and and small thing in Maru and was the
only are the only official was he project?
You got a little duped on.
Thanks for the clarification.
Bro, you're going to make me talk.
Well, you expected speaker.
I just want to say what's up to you.
You know, I'm like, I gotta, I gotta give you something, but I'm
And then I got another mug with a raspberry flavored
I like all the food groups.
I got a sparkling water and I got a glass of champagne.
So I'm covering all the food groups as well.
What's up, Pancakes, bro?
I love waltzes and I want to know how to get one of the
sweatshirts, the hoodies.
They will be very easy to acquire once the shop drops.
You have to own this or own that.
It'll be available for as long as they're available.
And then that will be done forever.
You guys are making like a shop, like an online shop?
It'll be a full online shop.
We might do something cool for wassey-verse holders,
But as far as open to the public, it's going to be a
It's going to be a full online shop.
It's going to be a full online shop.
and then that season will be over.
And then we'll move on to the next one.
Dude, that's so exciting.
I'm still hoping this will be a full online shop.
And we'll see you again on the next one.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
like discount wise, but as far as open to the public,
it'll be fully open for however long we have the store open.
And then that season will be over.
And then we'll move on to the next one.
Dude, that's so exciting.
Yeah, I actually got them all.
I got all the samples packed in my bag right now.
I'm going to fly to LA, link with some people,
do some cool stuff, and then fly to London
and do a cool little photo shoot with a homie out there
on top of the photo shoots we've already done.
So we're going to have some cool stuff coming out.
But by then, I expect the store to be out.
And then, yeah, man, I'm excited.
Honestly, the merch is something I've
been most excited about for the last few weeks.
It's just getting the samples in and seeing how high quality
Shout out to OXTings for being our merch providers
They're the ones who made the plushies and everything.
I love the 3D effect on the Wassey font.
I saw it, and I was like, yeah, I need this.
Yeah, yeah, the FBI shirt's really cool.
I just have one last question.
The green hoodie with the little plushie in the back,
was that attached to the hoodie, or is that just like?
Nah, we just put the plushie in there.
You can put them in there and let them rot.
Yeah, we also got some of my favorite items,
personally, are the hats we got, because I'm a hat maxi.
And I was able to get my favorite corduroy dad hat.
It's my favorite type of hat.
The corduroy hat will be available for sale, yeah?
I got a lot of that shit there.
Yeah, bro, we got the Letterman jacket,
which has been our most exciting item on the timeline.
We've also got a vape-style, full zip,
terrifying wassey hoodie, so the anons
can post with their face covered.
Super excited about that.
Imagine all the people who are going to be wearing this shit.
It's going to be so crazy.
Yeah, I'm going to try and take some passing around
to some rappers over the next few months
and try to get some cool shit going.
Doc Wassey's are invading like IRL shit, brother.
They're getting off of CT, dog.
I'd fucking love to see it.
Wassey's are fucking invading IRL, bro.
Wassey's going to be a worldwide brand.
Dog, my kid took the plushy to school, bro,
and was telling all our fucking friends
how fucking you were supposed to beat this thing up
and throw it across the ring.
It's fucking amazing, bro.
Her teacher told me about it, Doc,
and I had literally fucking died laughing.
I just want to share that.
Yeah, no, I mean, the first one I ever got a long time ago
is his left foot's burned off, he has a cigarette
burning his stomach, and both of his eyes are missing.
So he's been through some stuff.
Yeah, I go back and forth with like, dude, this is a Wassey.
But this is also a collectible plushy
that I don't want to fuck up, you know what I mean?
Yeah, the choice is yours, really.
I mean, the choice is yours.
I mean, every 14 days, ideally, he
should respond into a brand new plush,
but I can't guarantee that in the tech.
So the choice is really yours.
What was the pocket in the back made for?
That's what I was thinking.
Drugs are like fluids or something.
No, you know, just it could be any coins, coin purse.
I didn't even think about coins, bro, to answer the ones.
Or if you got like, you know, prescriptions
you got to take throughout the day,
and you don't want to carry around a big thing,
keep your prescriptions in there.
Well, that ties in with drugs.
Yeah, but those are legal drugs, you know, usually.
No, we don't endorse drug use at all here at Wasseyverse.
But you know, we also can't control
what you put in the ass of your little Wassey.
So it's up to you, really.
We just wanted to have the utility available.
I just wanted to know what to tell my kids what to put in the pocket.
You tell your kids that you keep like an eraser in there.
Candy, that's a good one.
I'll write that one down.
Candy snacks, snacks throughout the day, you know.
Because that's cool, he's bringing them to school.
We should get more and more than out there,
so schools are just going to start like banning these things.
I think that's a good idea.
That would be bullish for Wassey.
I would like an article out that they're banned in schools or something.
Yeah, yeah, you keep ChapStick in it.
You can someone just take a ChapStick in it.
ChapStick, you're always losing it, but you won't lose your Wassey.
So you won't lose your ChapStick, you know.
Well, anyway, I'll let some other people come up, but I just wanted to say hi, and I love
We appreciate you every week, as always.
I'm going to probably wrap it in about nine minutes.
So if anyone wants to come up and-
If anyone comes up to speak, let me know.
Oh, Max, what up, bro, I see you in here.
I'm just looking through the season here and saying, what's up?
I'm going to be trying to see Bull.
I want to come up and speak, because it's funny, Bull, I just- I found the letter you
wrote me that you- when you gave me your signed hat, and it made me smile.
So I hope he comes up to speak.
Actually, Miska, you can't just listen.
You have to come up and speak.
You're going to just listen, especially when I get nine minutes left.
I'm getting holidays tomorrow, bro.
I will- I will be there like a tourist in my city.
Try to visit old shit, walk on the mountain.
We have like the mountain next to us and the beach, like 10 minutes by foot.
Yeah, I'll be in L.A. like- like I think patio faces the beach in Venice and
like pretty much walking distance.
I'm going to just be chilling, working on Wostia Monet and some secret projects
So I'm super excited for that.
And then a nice London break with Peach and some homies for two weeks.
And then straight to tour.
You sound extra excited today.
Yeah, it's a beautiful day.
It's just too hot outside for me down here.
You'll enjoy it tomorrow.
I'll leave at 8 a.m., go straight to the crib, chill.
I'll have an address for you soon.
So I don't know where I'm staying in L.A.
Yeah, just tell me the general area because L.A. is massive.
I think- I think Venice, I don't know.
But yeah, wherever it is, it's like two blocks from the beach, six spot,
got a full studio office that my homie works at that I'm staying with.
We could try and set up a pretty cool little pod with all the homies in L.A.
But when I land, we'll plan out our next recording.
So yesterday I got a little botched.
This whole week's been botched.
I thought moving was easy.
I thought you could just, like, you know, move.
And then get on an airplane.
That just isn't how it works.
I mean, if you've actually packed, like you've been saying you've been doing for the last week.
It wouldn't be a problem.
Have I packed- yeah, I leave in an hour.
Have you packed up your house and everything?
Everything's packed up and sitting right here in the corner.
Did you finish packing like 30 minutes ago?
No, I finished packing last night.
And I am going to give my place to a homie of mine for the extra month of my lease.
So it's not even that big of a deal.
They can move the stuff to a new location while he's living here.
So there is stuff left over in your apartment.
Yeah, it's in the apartment.
It's packed up and ready to go.
But I don't have to- we were going to move it all today to my homie's spot in this fair
bedroom, but we don't have to now because my other friend is staying here for an extra
So it's going to take care of it for me.
Malls, I'll invite you to speak.
I know you probably won't because you're not feeling well, but just I love you and
Wait, where are you moving?
Are you leaving South America?
No, I'm moving to a different location within the continent of South America.
Yeah, but I'm not moving until-
Argentina anymore, though?
I'm just moving to a different location within South America.
I got to do this and do this.
And then I can add you to speak here.
Malls, Malls, Malls, Malls, Malls.
Cakes, cakes, cakes, cakes.
I'm a bit, you know, just stressed a little bit.
We're going to close her off here soon, but I got to finish getting my
Michigan, don't say a word.
And then I'm hopping in a taxi and heading to the airport.
And I got to do even more work there.
But once I get to the airport and checked in, we're good.
Michigan just likes to like get upset at things that she also does
and the flaws within herself.
She sees in other people.
I never said I'm not a hypocrite.
I see you in three weeks, four weeks.
I hope you will get to chat this week.
I mean, yeah, as long as you're feeling great, we can chat
So, yeah, what date do you come to London?
I think I land on the 16th.
And have you got your house sorted?
Well, everything's sorted now.
I've just been out of the loop, obviously, being ill for a week.
So I don't know what's going on.
I'm out of the loop of my own life as well in the morning.
I'm just kind of riding the tides at this point.
You just kind of wake up and see what you get done by the end
And if it works out, then you fly.
And if not, you just move the flight.
It's all going to work out perfectly.
I think today is the day I finally get on the flight.
Geo, do we want to spill any alpha before we eat?
We're doing an early show this week.
But all the other ones would be normal.
But usually the answer is no, because we have so much stuff
But do you want to spill any alpha or no?
It's just kind of, it's just like too crazy right now to even,
I don't even know what to say.
We're just, well, we're just working on the same,
like, I don't know, three kind of big things that we're
And they're all getting there and they're almost there
and they're almost there.
And eventually they'll be here.
That's the best I've ever heard.
I mean, that's like the real...
No, I put you on the spot every week on purpose.
Because I know what the answer is.
It's, you know, a break from your voice, I guess.
If there was alpha to the league, I would leak it.
But I put you on the spot to say no.
It's like part of our, it's part of our outro, you know?
You make me say the same, same updates,
and then small thing raises his hand.
He has, you know, one of these days he might say
something, but you know, it is what it is.
Yeah, man, it looks like, it looks like this week
you might have a really cool at least announcement
and then the merch store is right around the corner,
I can't give a date on it, but it's close.
We did ship some plushies out, so hopefully
there will be a bunch more of plushy content
We are officially out of plushies,
so please don't ask me for one if I see you in person.
We are officially just completely out as far as I am.
I mean, if you bought the NFT, you get yours.
Yeah, but I always get people, IRL just being like,
yo, just let me get one of them plushies,
and I'm just like, usually I can.
I don't have a date for you yet,
but it'll be much sooner than later, yeah.
Less than a month or two.
But yeah, we're excited about the shop.
Like I said, we are still discussing internally
how long it will stay open.
It will tell people how long it will stay open,
things and such of that, because it will be a pre-order,
so you'll pretty much order everything you want.
Once the shop is turned off, the orders will be sent out,
and then you'll receive your stuff shortly after,
because we want to do multiple seasons of this
and kind of keep the rotation of dope waspy stuff coming,
because we're going to, I mean,
the merch is amazing right now,
and we're going to keep it upgraded.
They're like made to order,
you don't have like a big inventory of it.
Well, that's why we're doing pre-orders,
so we can just, we work with really good distributors,
Oxtings, so basically we're able to do
a short pre-order period,
and then once the store closes,
the orders can go out from there,
so we don't have to hold bulk.
But yeah, well, since Jio is disappointing us once again
I appreciate everybody coming,
and I'm sorry this is a short one this week,
but if I miss my flight again,
I'm going to be fired from the entire music industry.
So, you know, I can't let that happen,
but Smallting, Malls, Cody Rowe, Gringo,
Jio, Bull, Big, Mishka, thanks for coming up.
Oh, Small, you got something to say?
We'll see you next week with a full show,
and everyone go follow at Wassey,
Anything that doesn't come from those channels
or from anyone with the Crescent Badge
on their PFP is not Wassey or WasseyVerse.