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⚠️⚠️‼️We In HERE!!!! ‼️‼️⚠️ Come get your laughs! ⚠️‼️
Recorded: Jan. 28, 2026 Duration: 3:27:24Space Recording
Short Summary
In a lively discussion, crypto enthusiasts explored the upcoming launch of Hefe Radio, emphasizing the importance of partnerships and community support in driving growth within the DeFi ecosystem. The conversation also touched on fundraising strategies and the need for skilled hires to bolster project success.
Full Transcription
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. GM, GM, Rob.
Hope you're doing well, sir.
What's up, man? I'm doing well. How are you, Tommy?
I am doing fantastic. Just sounding like I'm doing terrible.
Ah, just, you know, the monotone fucking shit.
But hey, keep the good vibes going.
Yeah, good vibes for sure.
I don't know, man.
I guess I've just been in a funk the last few days.
And plus just neuropathy and crap.
Yeah, you're dealing with like personal stuff and all that other shit.
Yeah, you know, we're not going to stop showing up, but
yeah, I don't know. Enthusiasm.
Trying to dig deep and get more.
Oh my.
Yes.
What's good with you, though?
I'm good. I'm looking forward to
Hefe Radio later. I'm going to launch a few things and announce a few things, so I'm good. I'm looking forward to Hefe Radio later. I'm going to launch a few things and announce a few things,
so I'm excited about that.
Yeah, I've been working on it.
I think it's going to benefit not just Hefe, obviously,
but it will benefit a little bit of just the whole ecosystem
that we're involved with.
So I think um yeah i think
people are going to really enjoy these things nice yeah i'm going to try to be there but we
got our church thing tonight so i might be a little late i understand for sure for show it's
all good it's recorded so like you know any info you can always go back. Yeah, I'm just trying to, I'm really trying to, I really want to get this whole ecosystem together and behind what I'm doing here.
I know it's not an easy task, and I'm grateful, and I'm very appreciative of the people that do believe and understand the big vision with what I'm doing
here with Hefe. So I'm excited because I know a lot of good things are going to happen. It's just
there's some things that I really would like everyone to get behind Hefe and a few other projects in the ecosystem like Pharaoh and
the moats.
And I think that we could all really utilize these tools to make the DeFi ecosystem thrive
because relying on the higher ups, doing air quotes, to do these things for us for the
last few years we've been watching.
Clearly they aren't approaching this in the right manner.
Yeah.
I agree.
I show up every day. I build stuff stuff i don't need to be here i don't need to be in
crypto because i need to make some big money and be rich and all this other stuff i want to be here
obviously i want to make money but i want to be here to build things so that other people can at
least make a little bit of money get some skin in the game and so that they can teach the next person the same thing right i agree did you see uh justin and um stupid's uh i saw something it was ai
talking about yeah what they see on avalanche or what the lack of what they're seeing and i think
that's kind of important for us to think about,
you know,
as builders,
especially the,
you know,
if they build it,
they will come.
Well,
if they're not coming,
I mean,
obviously we believe in this whole avalanche narrative,
but like,
I mean,
I feel like to some degree lately,
we've just been kind of telling ourself this thing and wondering if we're
just delusional.
Right.
I appreciate the heck out of the things you're building and things you're saying.
I feel like, what up, guys?
What's that, X?
I feel like it's better if you guys build.
You can build on this chain.
It could be like a native chain.
But you can also build to be like multi-chain, you know?
Yeah. And never limit yourself to this chain. I mean, this chain is home, you know? Avalanche me yourself so yeah never let me yourself
to this chain I mean this chain is home you know
Avalon's is awesome the tech is fucking good that's what yeah I mean that's what
it makes it so seamless because it actually works you know like that's why
like when you go somewhere else it's like kind of like you know foreign is
like now I have to like you know see what what's going on here right and I'll
just like let's all be real we know know the tech works. We know these tools work that actually are profitable, like Pharaoh and other things in that nature, right? And I don't know who is actually behind the marketing for Avalanche, but using, I'm going to sound zhuzhed or like manipulated metrics essentially to try to
just push a narrative is not going to bring people to your chain, right? You, we, there's
one simple thing that brings people to an ecosystem, green candles, hype. You get what
I'm saying? Like energy, momentum, you know what I mean?
And these guys have more than enough resources and capital to do these things.
But I know Hacks has been here and I know, Tim, you've been and Tommy, all you guys have
been here for quite some time.
It's like they just don't inject the capital properly and they don't they like hyper
focus on one thing right like for example ket they like hyper focused on ket and like this whole like
meme coin you know wink blub and all this together but someone did not know what they were doing and something really fucked
it up. Right. So what I think what we could do as like people that still use DeFi and AVAX
is we all do need to get behind a few different projects to show that we care about this one this xyz whatever right and they will look at us and go
oh these guys want to get behind this and this would bring more users to our chain if we got
behind it that is this game right like let's all be real the only reason there's people on Solana right now is because there were runners.
Like, let's just be real as fuck.
The only reason people bought that Solana token was to go hit a meme coin and get lucky on a runner on Sol, right?
But the way that Avalanche, and from my experience, they tried to approach it, they tried, but they didn't do it.
They did not execute very well, is what I'm trying to say.
It's almost like they tried to control the money and the capital injection into these
certain coins so that they would almost like come back to them right you
know what i mean and i think someone didn't do something properly and uh that money was not
coming back to them so they don't do these things but they need other they need people outside their
little cabal to win if they want their chain to yeah they definitely need runners uh just like
solana does um that would definitely attract a lot of people.
Ten runners, Tim.
Eight to ten runners?
I'm not even – dude, it doesn't even have to go to like 500 to a billion market cap, by the way.
I'm talking about 100 million, 50 million, 80 million.
It could be somewhere in that range, right?
Dude, if they just had like eight to ten of those and then they injected capital into the tools that actually capture the fucking outside capital that's coming in, you know, the people bridging from Sol and all these other chains into AVAX, then you can have these meme coins actually be utilizing the fucking projects that keep the capital in their ecosystem, right? Capital retention. And then you don't have people just dumping.
The reason that Solana did so well
is because they didn't just have one runner, right?
You had people making money on this runner.
Now this runner's going,
so they keep the money in the ecosystem,
move it to this coin.
And that's why the price of Sol went up naturally
and very quickly.
It's not that hard.
AVAX, just unfortunately, what I think they did, my perspective,
they tried to control who was winning too much.
Yeah, and it's so easy to do to create some runners,
but it's not all on AVAX.
It's on the community members too, some part of it,
because nobody on AVAX, hardly anybody, the community members, too. Some part of it, because nobody on AVAX, and hardly anybody,
I'm not going to say nobody, is raiding,
is creating spaces,
is out there believing in projects
like they should be on Avalanche, like Solana is.
We need winners to do
that, too. You know what I mean?
People will be motivated.
We also need people to believe for these projects
to win.
You know what it is i think these
people don't believe i know they don't believe and that's the problem like back in the day when
meme coins started running um it took a few believers to get a snowball effect going and to
be out there shilling out there raiding out there creating spaces out there creating art
um and pushing those means um not only on CT, but on.
Everywhere they can.
Everywhere you can go.
Like Reddit, everywhere.
But we don't have that on Avalanche and we need that.
We're lacking that.
Winners would help with that, though.
I agree with you.
I think if there was a few winners, people would be more motivated to be here.
You know what I mean because if your bags up
a thousand percent I guarantee you people want to be you know what I mean like people want to be
here when their bags are up everyone's bags are down right now you know what I mean so no one
wants to do yeah but look at the history of Avalanche we've had multi-million runners it
can be done it's just a matter of
community binding together and doing it and not pointing the finger and saying oh this one's not
rating enough oh that one's not rating enough um be a part of this community be a part of that
community blah blah blah blah blah just focus on combining the laser beam of one or two or three memes, send them shit,
and get the reputation of Avalanche up
so we can keep riding,
keep making money,
and keep being positive.
We can do this, by the way,
what we're saying.
We all can do this.
There's people with plenty of AVAX and capital
in DeFi still.
There's a good amount of them.
It's just
we can't keep getting behind the projects that no offense like if avalanche account can't even get something over 1.5 million they clearly don't know what they're doing right so we so we need to pivot to us Right
Because we know how these tools work
We know who's behind these tools
So let's reach out to our
Connections, the people we know
And take over what we're
Trying to do because then they have
To come support us
Is that we have to make
The noise first
Once they see that they'll rally behind us
He's getting behind these three projects shit. Hey foundation guys
We might have something here like it. We just got to turn heads man. Like it's look
I know how to do this shit. I know how to market shit. I know how to scale businesses
I don't it's like been the most frustrating thing watching to do this shit. I know how to market shit. I know how to scale businesses. I don't, it's like been the most frustrating thing
watching them do this.
Guys, because they, look,
they kept that money controlled for so long.
They kept the same people winning, right?
And if the same people keep winning
and they're telling you, hey, go buy this ticker,
go buy this ticker, go buy, go look at all the charts.
All the charts that the same people have told you to go buy look exactly the same.
Exactly the same.
And if we keep all just reposting, retweeting, and trying to fucking get behind these projects
that they really don't know what they're doing with, well, they're going to keep doing it.
And they're going to keep using us for our thousands of dollars,
all of us putting money into these things, and they're going to keep rinsing us,
right? We need to get behind people that have been here, building shit consistently and throw
some fucking money and support them. Don't just go like, you know how many people I fucking sit
on spaces with? Oh, we support you, Rab. We support Hefe. Really?
I didn't see you fucking put a dime in.
You know what I mean?
You got to put your money.
Look, if you really support someone, I'm not saying you got to put an arm and a leg in.
Throw 100 bucks in.
Throw 50 bucks in, right?
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, people are sitting here going, well, we need a runner.
We need a runner.
I've positioned this perfectly.
People just need to get off their high horse and fucking go, you know what? Let's fucking get this a shot. Let's push it because I'm not just here for fucking Hefe. I'm here to help other projects fucking make some money.
I can sit here and, you know, say about how I am doing my strategies, but like, I feel like that's, I mean, it's just us talking here, obviously, I mean, and we can get, we should be able to have, I mean, I think it's, I think it's kind of crazy that there aren't hundreds of people coming through these spaces because you know i mean because we didn't flash a fake fucking number in front of people's faces
and give them false hope i thought about you know offering incentives like uh in the form of all
these jpegs i got i mean i can say i'm doing a 50 million dollar grant sure all right guys I'm starting a 50 million I got 50 million Dorito
K-Bax obviously wants us to rally behind
bands because they keep posting about bands
so why
more people rating about bands
Tim I can't get behind
a token that is tied to the
arena token
that is dangerous as fuck
there's a bunch of
there's a lot of
inside colluding in there i'd really like to know how many holders that we do have bands let me take
a look because i mean i'm lp in bands but that's that's the extent i no that's fine you're getting
your fees i get it yeah i tried to put in uh the pretty good fees for the voting it's okay it was better last week this week was okay um so
i mean gosh guys um i mean i'd like to sit here and say that bands would be something that we
would rally behind i mean i made a music video about it i got zero engagement on the timeline. You know, it's crazy.
Let's see here.
Bands.
Bands way back.
The official AVAX account retweeted it.
Okay, that thing should have went crazy.
Well, I mean, if I were to bring up the market cap of Hefe,
and let me tell you, I'm one of the biggest fans of rap,
but it might be half the market cap of bands.
I also didn't do a pre-sale.
I didn't raise thousands of AVACs so that I could control money
that all these other people are doing.
I came in with my own money and my own connections.
You know what I'm saying?
I've had zero capital help from the chain.
True.
What's the largest wallet-sized van right now, Don?
Since you haven't pulled up.
Oh, I'm sure it's probably in the stakers.
I was looking for holders.
Well, as far as holders go?
Gosh dang it.
This is Gecko Terminal.
I don't know why I'm over here.
Go on deck screener.
Oh, it has it there?
I didn't know that.
Yeah, you can see the holder amount.
Well, on the main pair, I'll show it.
35 sellers.
For instance, sometimes Solana runners that run to a billion dollars
have holders that have a couple thousand or a thousand under a
hundred K market cap and they've run so I don't want to hear from anybody I have the light saying
well I'm so concerned about this mean point um and people cheating on me because Alana does it all the
time it's different when you have a million people trading against each other versus a hundred
but we need need to get people to believe on one or two or three things and send them shits
good luck on this anywhere if you keep going back and forth back and forth well that's what
i've been trying to say no offense if If we keep supporting bands and all these fucking projects that the same people keep rinsing us with, who's crazy here?
That's what I've been trying to say.
We all keep playing the definition of insanity, getting behind all these similar projects with the same art style by the same fucking creators and the same devs, and they keep doing the same thing.
Why are we investing into projects that keep rinsing us?
It's the risk that we take, but Avalanche seems to be supporting them.
Think about it.
Think about it.
There were runners on Solana because they actually had support behind it.
They actually had support behind it
We had an official
Avalanche account get behind
The fucking bands and it couldn't
Even get over 1.5
Really put that into
Consideration
I'm looking out for your
Bags guys I'm looking out for your
Investments and your money because I
See the bullshit I see the pattern
Of the same thing over and over
Again and they're
just going to keep doing this. And we can't have this fucking false kumbaya hopium. We need to
hold people accountable. We need to hold people that represent this chain on a business level
accountable, and we need more transparency. Or else, why am I putting money into bands or any of these things that that economically make no
sense why am I investing into a token that's tied to a token that's tied to a token think about that
why are you investing into a meme coin that is tied to an arena token that is tied to the AVAX
token that is three vulnerabilities obviously wants to see the arena
grow but that's three vulnerabilities i'm asking from an investor standpoint
how does that make sense how does that make sense from an investor standpoint
for the arena to grow no you're when you invest in bands you are not only risking the price of the bands token you are risking the price of
arena and the price of avax if the price of avax dips hard that price of arena is dipping hard
and then the price of bands is dipping hard and then people are selling because the money
going down and people think oh i need to trade i'm not a good trader
correct yeah so unfortunately you have two volatile you have three volatile assets that
are paired together that's why we started pairing with usdc so it gave this stability and some
strength to the fucking like actual liquidity or else you're just going to be going like up and
down like a yo-yo look i'm all about it i get it i get it but hefe is not the project that is going to be a
i want to say sender for a quick buck that's quoting you you don't want people to get a quick
buck off of hefe you want people to hold it right so we need more senders for a quick buck.
If you were used to on Solana.
Tim, you can't have senders on AVAX if people don't ethically control the supply.
Half of the people that hold a 1% or more on these tokens don't understand simple mathematics and economics.
G for 20% mathematics and economics.
So they are when they're $1,000,
they put in at a $50,000 market cap and they're at a million dollar market
cap.
Their thousand dollars is now over 10 grand.
And if they sell all of it,
guess where the fucking market cap's going right back down to a hundred K.
Exactly.
But it happens all the time at solana is the risk you take
but tim you can't say you can't say you want one thing and then the other that's what i'm trying
to say well for some yes i can no that's not how my life is a give and take that's what i'm trying
to explain no no no no no money i want stability want... Tim, you can't say you want one thing and then the other.
I want to grow slow and steady and more passive income.
In some money, I want to degen and get a quick buck.
And that's the risk I take.
I'm gambling.
I'm in a casino mindset.
I'm not in a passive income mindset.
Those are two different things.
Right.
But we can't have a runner if people have your mindset.
Yes, we can. No, we can can't listen to what i just said if someone put a thousand you just said if someone puts a thousand dollars in a 50k market cap and it
goes to a million and they dump their 11 12 000 it ruins the project for everyone else if they
dump it all at once but if they slow dump it like they do on solano wells and
you just said that happens all the time on solano what i just said now you're changing what you just
said listen all i'm trying to say is you know what i mean no i don't because you're saying you want
this and that i'm that's what i'm trying to clarify that's what i meant i'm just saying you can't look
you can't say i want runners and I just want to make a quick buck.
And then you say, but you can't have runners if everybody's trying to make a quick buck.
If everyone's trying to make a quick buck on a runner, they're going to sell when they see a 3X, a 4X, a 2X, a 5X, a 10X, right?
You can't have a runner if everybody wants to sell under a million market cap.
But here's the thing.
Everybody can't be selling at the same time, right?
On Solana, everybody doesn't sell at the same time.
Whales that hold the floor.
I know because you have a million plus users trading against each other we have a hundred people here give or take
we don't have a hundred we have dude we have okay all right i
do i need to show the bands chart again do i need to show like all these charts that have
been supported by official accounts and they have like no money going into it i mean rob i can understand the problem but i think i think
we need to come up with some more solutions but like again here's the solution we can't we can't
complain about these people in this industry right that we've been talking about in a fucking circular
conversation on all these different spaces for the past six, eight months to a year, even longer.
And then when these people from the chain give us the slightest attention,
we all go, Oh yeah, you're so nice. We love you. No,
we need to hold people accountable that they're going to guys.
They're going to keep doing the same thing to you.
Well, yeah. I mean the issue being that like um there's what what appears to be motion uh in the space and then that gets everyone uh everyone's hopes up
um it's false motion yeah no i agree i agree hey guys did i see what's up enjoy my A-back because I suck at picking them
fun conversation
did I see that the official
Avalanche account posted
about Anons also
let me take a look
and I want to take a look also
maybe it was like a repost
or something
it was because of the Vanek thing
yeah so like why they jump on
the because somebody was in the replies of a vanek post about the etf and the person decided
that they were gonna doctor up lonzo's um post and turn it into a post of them doing a handshake with the anon,
and then it just took off.
So they mint a whole lot more anons yesterday?
Two anons.
Yeah, it's like three, maybe.
Didn't the official account make a comment and tag them?
Yep.
And two more people are like like let's jump on this project
again there's your there's your answer ballin on why we all can't get behind shit on the change
unfortunately because it's who they pick to get behind i mean i know Tim is bullish and so is Tommy, but I've seen projects that some of these people have created before that have dipped out and sold them all before and i still haven't seen how they've given to the
community or done anything that they said they were going to do but maybe when they get rich
they'll start being benevolent but i don't know i just haven't seen anything that um they've done
with the funds and i think maybe they got to collect more.
But my thought is if you don't give when you have a little,
you're not going to give when you have a lot.
And so people that donate to their church or their charity
when they don't have a lot and then they hit the lottery,
they still give a lot.
But the people that don't give anything
and they think they're going to start donating to charities when they get rich,
most of the time get rich and then they get poor because they spend their money on stupid shit and they don't help other people out.
Ballin, you're convicting me right now because I think I'm only giving 8%.
I'm giving over 10% of my income, but if I include my wife's income i'm only given like seven or eight percent
still you're giving you're giving now and you're not rich that's to my local church but i've been
talking with my wife lately about giving more and it's kind of it's been convicting lately but thank
you for thank you for bringing that up because i want to bring that up as an example and say you
are absolutely right oh yeah no no, I think there's...
I'm going to replace my filter, so I'll be right back, guys.
I might cut out here for a second, but no, you're giving to the church
and other places and other things.
And so, you know, money amplifies.
That's kind of how I feel, at least.
Like, if you have a lot of money, money will amplify your benevolence in your life.
You could.
You could.
You could.
You could.
You could.
You could.
You could.
You could.
You could.
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You could.
You could.
You could. You could. You could. You could. You could. Robot voice.
Yeah, he's breaking up so bad.
Hey, Tim, I just want to say that I appreciate that you came up here
and were willing to take the hot button conversation
and be respectful,
be awesome about it.
So I just want to say that we appreciate you, brother.
No problem.
Can you hear me now?
Am I back?
Yes, Paulin.
I'll say the same thing.
I thought you guys handled that well.
Both of you agree about things,
but I thought that helped him.
I'm not even mad.
I'm just looking out for y'all, man.
He's going robot voice.
We got a robot voice.
Hex, appreciate you
been coming lately.
Oh, there he is.
We're losing you, Ballin'.
I want to make these spaces
more fun. or do something like
i don't know i'm trying whatever you want to do tommy do it i'm trying to figure that out so
um i'm open to feedback precise i appreciate you showing up sir but um it seems like you've
changed your name again and that's getting getting a little bit weird that you're changing your name again.
Just saying.
You know, it's already kind of, you know, you got someone hacked your other account.
So, yeah, just we try to be protective in the space.
And just if you want to come up, we appreciate you, sir.
And the work you're doing with the growing, I love that.
That's dope.
Just want to make sure it's you behind the account.
Tommy!
Yeah, I can hear you.
Oh, and then we lost him um sb shout out it's been a minute showdy do up a a oi oi how we doing sj
oi oi how how's your wednesday going how's everyone it's going good despite just man i i bought into a soul
pre-sale thinking that this thing and plus pleb he seems like a dope builder and i was like man
let's let's see what this is about because he wants to do a bears and salmon skin for krabata
and you know i i want to get behind things.
I mean, some people think that I am just way too involved
in way too many different things
and that I need to focus a little more.
But guys, I have the availability to go out and explore
and do things and be excited about stuff.
And I don't know.
I jumped into this fishing pre-sale.
My tokens are down.
But, you know, I still want to build.
I still want to be a part of and i i know that i'm gambling when i'm when i bridge over to seoul and i was okay
with that but uh but yeah it's uh kind of just trying to get in where i fit in and you know
spur on this adoption and it is strange.
Ball in your back.
What's up?
Okay.
I was just sorry.
I'm sorry.
I drove through the back, back, back way to Wilsonville.
I'm headed down to Southern Oregon right now.
Hacks, is that funny?
Hacks, do I amuse you?
That shit is hilarious.
Hacks, you are so lucky my phone cut out because if you would have heard the shit that i said about you
are you trying to get kids to go to college are you gonna go down for a camp or what are you
going down there for sir yeah i'm going to i have an event tomorrow night for kids looking to get
them to college and then i have a meeting for a grit with a couple potential coaches for a Southern Oregon grit team.
I like that.
So I'll do that.
And tonight I'm having dinner with another friend.
He's a videographer.
But I'm going over there.
He's cooking me a steak dinner.
And I'm meeting his wife and kids for the first time.
An old friend.
So that'll be fun.
And then I come back Friday. And I actually have an interview for a new job on friday i have a job but this would
be for a different job so um yeah busy couple days busy couple days for b minor good that's good
That's good.
Good stuff.
Yeah.
I don't want to hear what you say.
If I had the,
if I was a co-host,
I would already muted your ass by now after all of a sudden chiming in
saying,
Oh look,
the Knicks win.
The Knicks,
you don't have to come rub that in other people's faces.
Hackser.
Hacks.
Dude,
I needed a,
at least he didn't pick the Wizards and the Pistons.
Did you pick?
I picked the Pistons, I think, didn't I?
You picked the Wizards and the Pistons, and they both won, yes.
I didn't mean to rub that in, but I haven't set the...
I haven't closed the bets yet.
Now that I think the Blazers suck,
they're going to
go on a winning streak.
How did you not call that one
last night? They were a seven and a half point
favorite and you knew the Blazers were going to
choke. I did. The Blazers.
I called it. I called it. Who did they play yesterday?
They played the Wizards and they freaking
did not. They lost to the Wizards, bro?
That's hilarious.
Bro, I am not on the Blazers Denny on the and Denny obvious actually played of the Denny obvious played any freaking
Didn't they still he he just goes in there used to play for the Wizards though. I think he was shaving point. Yeah
I think he was shaving points.
Yeah.
Freaking guy
Freaking guy.
Hacks wanted to take the ball in and go sell it.
He said, oh, I have a Knicks NFT.
And then he made me tip him.
And then all of a sudden now I see that there's all these cells of ballin.
And it's got to be you, Hacks.
You mother.
I'm not going to sell three ballin', bro.
I'm going to put that shit in the moat.
Don't put it in yet, I don't think.
Yeah.
Because I haven't converted over.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You got to do that.
I do have to do that.
I know.
I just said I have to do that.
You don't have to jump on my shit.
What's crazy is I almost, I guess, like a couple days ago,
I almost took out some of
my LP and my jefe
to hold the jefe and
put it in the moat later, but to
take my USDC and
spend it elsewhere. And I go,
no, I thought about balling. I thought
about rab. I thought
about the discussions we've been having.
And yeah, I kept that issue in there.
Hey, if you don't want passive income,
do what you want to do.
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
I'll take 20 to 50% APR on average, man.
Yeah.
Your bank's going to laugh and go,
you want barely 1%?
That's okay.
I want to see that up to 100% though this week.
Are we going to take our X-FAR and vote on Hefe tonight?
What are we doing?
Yeah, so the, I mean, the, like the fucking rewards for this week,
the fees are kind of like not, you know, good.
So I'm going to, well, I meant like for the blue chips.
So it'd make more sense to vote more towards Hefe so that APRs are higher,
make more FAR.
Oh, wait. So you're saying no incentives
but we should vote for heavy no there's incentives there's usdc on there i'll add more okay well
maybe i'll do like 50 i don't know i'm gonna add some more i just i just uh farmed about five how
much will the apr be for the Hefe?
Right now, I mean, you know, like the price of everything has gone down.
So, like, the price of FAR is what's going to really fluctuate the, you know, I'm trying to say the APR percentage.
So, you know, right now we're sitting in a good 24.
You know, right now we're sitting in a good 24.
And then we also have an LP position that generates like USDC and fees and voting like blue chips.
So what I do is I also LP incentivize.
So you guys don't just earn FAR, you earn USDC as well.
Yeah, I know.
I'm up to about a quarter.
Oh, 20 cents.
Hey, man.
Yo, is this thing working?
Yeah.
Hello, hello, Grant.
This is Grant Minor, and I'm here to talk mad shit about this motherfucker ballin' coach.
Ballin' coach.
Ah, shit, here we go.
Uh-oh.
Oh, is it Hax?
Okay, fuck that.
I'm not going to talk shit about ballin, and then Hax? Okay, fuck that. I'm not going to talk shit about Bonk.
Hax?
That piece of shit New York Knicks fan, even though he doesn't even live in New York City,
thinks he can just pop in that Telegram anytime he fucking wants?
Did you know if you would have bought Pokemon Blasters like 10, 15 years ago that you're outperforming even gold and silver
But how about Bitcoin would you be outperforming Bitcoin Tommy?
No, not if you bought 15 years ago you would not be out
Yeah, not in the last 20 years
Okay, maybe not
Bitcoin hasn't been around 20 years you dumb
That wasn't a rough estimate dude
God damn
I'm so upset right now
I am so mad at you, Hacks.
God damn.
This is a Brant Minor guy.
You got no idea.
Damn, we need more Brant Minor energy.
What the fuck?
That's what everyone needs to fucking say.
I act like I'm all calm, squatted down there with my hands folded with a suit and tie.
But no, motherfucker, I'm here.
This is Brant Major.
This is your prank.
This is Brant Major. This is Brant Major.
Yo, it's early for you, too. This is nothing minor about this.
B minor, no one finer, right here,
act here.
Uh-oh, he's starting to rhyme. Watch out, folks.
Oh, no. This is not
balling, coach. I don't do that dumb,
phony-ass rhyme and shit.
I'm hard. I'm a real one.
That guy gets up there and pretends like he can
flow whatever dude you're not harry mack you're not marshall mathers you're not the real slim shady
you sound just like him bro that's not a very um confrontational Sounded like you were just messing with me. Shady, please stand up.
Please stand up.
Hey.
Let's get some more people in here.
Let's, uh.
What do you want us to do, Tommy?
You want us to force them in the space?
All right, motherfuckers, get in here.
Yeah.
Give me all you got.
Long time listener, first time speaker, the balling coach.
That guy's so fucking funny and cool and rad and just, man.
Hacks!
This mother...
I am...
Hacks, if you only knew the fucks that I would give about you,
you would know that it's none.
Zero.
Zero fucks given.
I pretend like I like people when really fuck them all fuck
them all I don't know I'm joking you guys I apologize but that's the thing is
if KT and pink and precise can put their real face up here I'm not afraid I'm not
afraid I'm a normal person I'm not afraid. I'm a normal person. I'm just a basketball coach
that likes to post positive things. You can look through all my shit. I don't care.
I'm not afraid. This man said normal. I'm not normal.
If I was not normal, you're right. Far from average.
I run from mediocre.
I left that shit in a past life.
I was born into this new one
where I can say whatever I want
because I'm free.
I'm A-B normal.
It says A-B normal on my...
Oh my god.
On my my card.
What the fuck? Yeah. Yeah. on my oh my god on my my card yeah oh guys what are we gonna do what are we gonna do
around and find out that's what hacks is gonna do if he keeps saying dumb
we need to do is rally behind a token and send that shit to vaha no we don't we need to fucking
divide ourselves and form two parties we need to segregate fuck this shit just like america
we need two different parties doesn't have to be black or white we can call it democrat or republican
but we need to fight we need to fight each other and tear each other apart until we are nothing until there is not
one person standing that's oh that's nothing coded you better watch out oh man
are we in a real life battle royale i don't know what's going on i don't know what's going on i'm
gonna calm my voice down a little bit because resonant is here i don't want anybody to be perceiving that I'm
Something I'm not so I'll how many Alani's have you had today your mom's an Alani
First one I'm finishing a blueberry slush
His mom's name is a lot. I have breeze berries breeze berry. It's a blue one, but it's different than that
How about you guys just drink coffee?
Coffee.
Coffee.
Where's Precise?
Where's Solomon with many wives?
Where's SB Crypto?
We got Ashir in the space.
Want to come up and speak, Ashir?
Who's Ajir?
No, Ashir.
He's in the space.
I know him from other spaces.
If you want to come up, feel free to come up.
Solomon has many wives.
Built a discipline powered by crypto. Brett gang.
Gang gang.
That's a real person. That's a gang. Gang gang.
We're not getting the stage. Feel free to come up. I'm just kind of breezing through the market, talking with my panel here.
Are you going to do a market rundown or what? Oh, Jesus Christ. Let's not and I'm on this chain, please
It's definitely a down around
No rundowns
They've met a white basketball coach up on stage with all these fucking cartoon characters. How about that?
I respect that was it that I'll take that How about that? I respect that.
I'll take that as a compliment.
I appreciate it. Thank you.
Wait, your PFP is not a cartoon?
Dude, I am.
What I'm curious about...
If Axe is talking to me...
That was funny, actually.
I got a question.
I'm not a clown.
What's up?
How are all these sales going on far over the last few days
but there's still this green candle for the last half a day or whatever uh so when the native token
avex does its thing and go up even if you see cells on the deck screener what it's doing is
it's called arbitraging and it's gonna raise the price with that little
cell that you see no yes wait a back sometimes though it's went from 11 62 to 12 14 for over me miss $12.00 when I last checked. So we're up. We're up. We're in the green. Dude, we're
so bad. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. If we're in the green, wait, hold on. I'm not
good at mathing, but I don't think this whole thing has been flowers and kittens um up only is not a thing um time in the market is a thing
though dude about bitcoin if i would have bought more the first time i bought i've been happier
than i am now so you know man my bitcoin from gambling takes us hold'em. That's everybody's story, bro. Don't act like you're joining the sympathy party.
If I would have bought Bitcoin in 2008, instead of playing Halo 3, I would have been rich.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Fuck all that.
Those are memories you can't get back.
You can get Bitcoin still.
Fuck that shit.
Oh, yeah.
You're right, bro.
These kids ain't ever going to experience that type of game.
You can still go to the casino and lose money,
but not like the quantity that you could lose
if you compared it to the Bitcoin that you lost in 2012, Tommy.
That'd be tough.
You couldn't get credit line enough to go lose $190,000 in two hours like you used to play in blackjack
with bitcoin eight tenths of bitcoins 20 bucks i remember bitcoin was three hundred dollars and i
was like that's a scam right and then i went to the casino and dropped 400 and it felt like somebody
kicked me in the balls and i went home and have sex with my girlfriend
and pretend like it was the,
like I was paying $400.
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
That's made up.
That's made up.
This is not a record space.
This is not a docs account.
This is all made up.
This is fictional.
Somebody hijacked my profile.
What?
Help me.
Help me.
You're making me laugh.
Dude, you're AI, dude.
You're AI, dude. I don't even know what's going on. I wish I was Allen Iverson? Help me. Help me. You're making me do it. Dude, you're AI, dude. You're AI, dude.
I don't even know what's going on.
I wish I was Allen Iverson right about now.
That guy, pound for pound, the toughest point guard ever to play in Philly.
Allen Iverson?
Oh, by the way, I looked back at that.
Chat GPT?
I looked back more at that UFO video video and it definitely is like a balloon
It looks so much like a UFO though
Right
UFOs don't exist aliens don't exist
We're the only people out here the best UFO video ever I was looking at it a little closer and it definitely is a balloon
so the best ufo video that you've ever seen is a balloon yep
ah they're good those outer space aliens are good they don't even get detected even when
people think they catch them they find out no it's a balloon tim aren't those balloons like china
They find out now it's a balloon
Are those balloons like China? No, it was like a birthday balloon of some kind over Colombia
Interesting back in 2022
Was it a big ball?
Yeah, look up
Look up Jorge Artiga pilot UFO video
Jorge Artiga, you know a r t e a g a or something they're inside the earth man
they're also in the moon inside the computer the files are in if you want to look at something
crazy the moon is the most abnormal thing out here man you don't even know if that shit's real
you think you've actually been to the moon?
I honestly don't. No, we have, but they even...
I've been looking at videos and they were saying about
ringing noises coming from the moon.
We ain't never been to the fucking moon.
Just think about the fact that...
We've been to the moon.
We have never been to the moon.
We have never been to the moon.
They try to tell us...
We have never been to the moon. If try to tell us. We have never been to the moon.
If you look at now,
the government saying,
oh no, he approached the officer with a weapon.
No, he had a cell phone.
But if we didn't have the video
of all the bystanders,
what they're trying to tell us is one thing
because we didn't used to have cameras.
So we'd have to just believe
whatever they'd show us on TV.
You don't think they could make up some fucking imaginary footage.
Didn't know a home fucking landline could talk to someone in space.
And then all of a sudden they're able to launch ourselves back off the moon.
Also, who was filming it?
How did they get that footage?
Who was filming the landing?
Michael Kubrick.
Who got there first? Michael Kubrick. Who got there first?
Michael Kubrick.
Who the fuck?
Man, you guys really...
There's so much of that stuff that I just think is bullshit
because they try to tell us...
Hey, we need to fake it for the Russians, man.
No, dude.
You can't physically leave Earth.
You can't.
You can't.
You physically cannot leave Earth. Think what there's think about that like have you did you i mean we're not gonna go too political but did you see that last
shooting of the guy that they said had a weapon yeah holding his phone and there's all those
cameras and then the government comes up and gets in front of us and says he was a terrorist he was wielding a weapon he did have a weapon that he was legally carrying
that he never brought jesus christ
but you think that the government's gonna tell us oh we're we're in the wrong no we were right
he deserved to die he had a weapon like if we didn't have the footage of all those bystanders
like the bystanders.
Man, we got to – okay, us as a society, we really all got to start questioning things that they push in our face a lot more.
I'm sorry.
I'm just being real.
They're doing another.
They AI doctored that guy's face to make him look less oyve.
And also, I'm just saying we don't know what's really real unless you are actually there.
Okay?
Half of this shit could be AI.
We don't even know if this shit's really real.
That's what I'm saying.
How about saying you're trying to have reasonable, like, laws for people being in this country and stuff,
and everybody goes, oh, my gosh, what about back in the 1700s when people came here
and then they took over the land and that's just like dude a lot of people live in the past
a lot of people don't live in the present moment we're all stuck in the future and in the past
it's being the present think about that like in portland alone they've taken the names of former United States presidents off of two schools in the last three years for guys because of stuff that like bananas and rice, man.
You know, ice people like 13 years ago when Obama was president killed like 50 people.
Who did?
Ice.
Yeah. president killed like 50 people who did ice yeah it just it's why they were doing the same thing back in 13 years ago they were trying to clean up the country and get illegal immigrants out
when obama was president and freaking ice people killed people then it's why they choose to push
at what times down our throat it's almost like they manipulate the
general public to keep in their game it's crazy they don't want it's great it's like it's like
all these people at the top all these politicians are really friends behind the scene and they party
with each other and they act like they're against each other in front of the camera and then we all
think there's left or right wow it's crazy yeah they're they're in
power they're happy they guys they they could give two fucks about us in that fiat currency
is the way they they want us to think oh yeah believe in this phony money that we're printing
in millions and billions to give away to our homeboys like that's just well
homeboys like that's just well skyrocketing man hey man when our week i just want to let you guys
know we revolted as a country over a two percent tax raise all right i don't know if you guys know
that like we actually we're like whoa y'all raising taxes two percent what the is it
dude you know how much inflation is right now and we aren't
doing shit about seven percent what is it i don't know we are here is everybody's blinded bro we are
letting them do it we are the problem we are it's so crazy that the americans revolted over a tax
of two percent when now the government's like fuck you give us half your money and that money's worth
nothing because i'm just printing it like crazy.
It's not back to the gold or anything.
There's no substance backing it.
It's whoever wants to bring more.
Fuck fiat.
Just because you're going to tell us it's worth something,
and we're the most powerful country in the world.
I'm going to ask you guys this question.
Trillions and trillions of dollars in debt.
Gold should be worth $200.
I'm going to ask you guys this
has has a has a government entity in any country or whatever have they ever lied to their people
in human history we all can agree on that right that the government has lied to their people at least once or more times, right?
So if we are all on that agreement,
why do we believe anything they fucking tell us?
Because we have to?
No, because it takes falling Jesus.
Because we're patriotic. We have to because if we don't, then we go to jail and then we can't have freedoms.
Right.
So is that real freedom or is that manipulation?
It's manipulated freedom.
But what is real freedom?
By the way, it's not the statue of freedom.
It's the statue of liberty.
And if you understand what the liberty to doing something is,
that's not the freedom of doing something. That means the captain on the ship said,
you have the liberty to leave, aka I gave you permission. This country is built off of permission,
not freedom. Debt. We need permissionless. I'm built into a society of debt because I have
to pay taxes I have to dude you know it's crazy the government shut down for
a month and everything still ran perfectly fine it's like we don't need
them to exist anymore and it's like we keep voting for people to tell us how to
wipe our ass and put food in our mouth. So what do we do?
Not vote?
Yeah, because if we all
didn't go vote and they said...
Think about it. Think about it.
If we all didn't vote and they say
this person fucking won,
then we all know it's rigged.
Crazy.
Yeah, but that would never happen because people would be
scared.
There's at least one motherfucker that's gonna vote for the idiot
And they're gonna win
So like if I don't
Because they believe the system
We all believe in a system
It's because they're trained to do that
Since you're little
Of course
Your parents teach you without even realizing
You're betting for a person
I get a sticker.
I voted.
I voted.
But you know what's so funny?
You didn't vote for that 300 billion to go to fucking Ukraine.
You get what I'm saying?
I didn't vote last...
I was about to vote for somebody, but they're a human.
Bro, I saw you on the line, dude.
Stop lying. My mom's an astronaut. I saw you on the line, dude. Stop lying.
Your mom's an astronaut.
I saw you, bro.
I didn't vote.
I was going to vote for Robert Kennedy, but then I'm glad I didn't after this shit.
Because you vote for a person.
You vote for a policy.
You vote.
I don't like people fail.
It's the illusion of voting.
You put people on buildings and they fail you put
names on schools you call it obama avenue obama is gonna later be taken off that street's name
just like they stripped the names of cleveland of wilson high school woodrow wilson you can't
even say that name in portland anymore you can't You say Woodrow Wilson, people think you're talking about Hitler.
It's crazy the shit that's going on.
They took Madison, James Madison.
You say Madison and they say, ooh, it's actually McDaniel.
We changed the name to that black person.
Yeah, we're cooked.
Yeah, this is the same.
Think about that.
They took the name of the school, Madison, James Madison, and they changed it to this former superintendent of schools that was a black woman.
Not saying that's a bad choice, but they changed it completely. They took his name off the school and put her name on the school.
Ida B. Wells, look up who Ida B. Wells is. It's not Wilson High School anymore. They changed it. Jefferson might be going next. Thomas Jefferson had slaves. So they might be changing the name of Thomas Jefferson. Jefferson High School might not be called anymore.
Here comes all of us living in the past, trying to change the present moment so that everyone goes, oh, look, we did something about it. How are you going to about that something happened that's so terrible what the 200 years ago this guy had slaves so
they say that he's a racist but so did everybody that was white like so washington like dc are we
changed we want we want to be real One of the most horrific slave owners
was in South Carolina
and he was an African-American
who owned slaves.
He treated them worse than the white slave owners.
There was a lot of white slave owners
that treated the slaves very well,
but it's still like...
Now we're the slaves.
Now the people that aren't
much for the U.S. government modern government bro they call you uh so like
when you pass away they call you a dead corpse because when a corporation dies that's what it's
called and because you're a corporation that's because you have a social security number and
you've been paying the royal family taxes since you've been born i i'm just i don't don't rile me up nah man hey man
our schools aren't gonna teach you the real shit i'm just telling you your school your school is
not gonna teach school is never gonna teach you the real shit ever how do you know i teach at a
school so you don't think i'm teaching some of this shit propaganda hey man if the page if that
paycheck clears i'm sure you would
you know what i mean just like all like dude i remember teachers telling me in high school i'm
like why are they turning me off until they turn me off until they say i can't do that because i'm
paid to do it that was the response to my teacher i was like okay so you don't believe in what
you're teaching no it doesn't matter if i believe in it i'm paid it doesn't matter yeah you can't teach the way you believe in lots of places because you can't you have to
teach what they want you to teach that's why if i went off like i said i like hacks and you guys
heard how much i motherfucked him you think i won't get started on the US government and all the bullshit that we're being fed.
And I like hats.
And I still go off on them.
You don't think I can get worked up enough to get pissed off about how we're slaves,
paying debt, paying taxes for shit that I don't believe in,
voting for people that say they're trying to help us when really they're running, they're going gonna run for a public office to make sixty thousand
dollars when they just quit a job where they're making three hundred thousand and they have
millions of dollars invested in this shit you don't think they're trying to get into power to
try to vote for some shit that's going to help them out the fact that our politicians own stock
and companies that they're voting laws that impact them. There's a lot of this shit that is fucked up
brand
Sorry, how many being there? How many being there is there on in Trump's cabinet?
All of them
You think they there to make money money
All of them
Money money money money all of them money money money money money
but it's fiat money dave which fiat money is fake and sooner or later people are going to realize
that well i don't know how fake it is because people are scared to not pay their taxes because
they're going to go to jail so it's pretty real for some people. No, you got to pay it.
But I'd rather have it than not.
I'd rather have more of it than less of it.
I'd rather have it now than later.
But honestly, when it comes down to it, I'd rather have other things than fiat currency.
Because it keeps spiraling.
There's more of it out there in circulation,
which means that it's worth less.
Not worthless.
Worth less.
My money that I have is worth less now than it was yesterday.
This is what we were talking about.
Inflation.
It's depreciating.
It's losing value.
So if I put it in the bank and I get 0.02% interest
and the bank loans it out because there's a zero reserve fractional banking system in our country,
people say, oh, we have a fractional. No. Check when that happened. Check when did the U.S. go
to a zero reserve fractional banking system? March 2020. March march 2020 that sounds like a date that i remember
hold on uh your tinfoil hat's falling off let me get that back on there for you google
when did the zero reserve fractional banking system come into the U.S.?
Dude, if you –
It was March of 2020.
Just go look at – guys, just go look at the wealth gap.
Go look at Elon Musk's net worth from 2015 to 2025, and you're going to go, how the fuck did he go from $2 billion to almost a trillion dollar net worth?
I'm going to say that that i don't think people
really understand how much money that is that it's brilliant trillion he's worth almost 800
billion dollars billion what the fuck that how 800 billion but think about the wealth gap. Think about the wealth gap they're creating.
Nvidia was only worth $144 billion in 2019, and now it's worth $5 trillion, right?
So I'm going to explain what they do. They wash their money with all the different stocks, all these big companies, All of them. I got NVIDIA stock back in 92,
93 for eight bucks.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I got, we got
the buy-in.
Why do you not own more ball on token?
You're rich.
If you've got $8, you're rich.
Don't act like you're not a rich guy.
That money is,
that money don't get touched. That money is a separate money don't get touched.
That money is a separate account where it just.
You could be living off the fucking interest from those stocks and just putting it into
Hefe and Paul and token.
And we would, we'd all have our problems solved, but no, you're holding on to it, Dave.
You're clinching your stock so tight that now all of a sudden we're all fours. Everybody here is poor. Thanks to Dave. You're clinching your stock so tight that now all of a sudden we're all
fours. Everybody here is four. Thanks to
Dave. Thanks to DJ Dave.
Let's just be real. Wow. Way to create
the wealth gap more, Dave. What the fuck,
man? I didn't
give a 2,000 shares
at that time. You have
2,000 shares and I'm a
four still and I know you.
No, I had
2,000 shares and I'm a four still and I know you. No, I had 2,000 shares in the 90s.
That's about 15 times.
Split, yeah.
What a long-term investment.
What a foresighted, what a visionary you are, Dave.
You saw the future before it happened and you invested in
something before people knew what it was and now you're good you're good you can just hang out
with all those fucking computer guys yo three months ago three months ago i was an engineer
my wife was like you should we should invest in some gold And I freaking told her that it was a top, and I was like, what are you talking about?
You faded it.
I think gold's at a very high top right now.
Be very careful with precious metals.
It's a bubble.
It was three months ago, though.
Be very careful.
You could have bought three months ago and sold and been up good.
Well, it's just go look at the price of silver and go look at the
price of platinum go look at the price of gold and go look at the price of all these precious
metals that are used for these data centers i mean the data centers are eating copper's going nuts
now yeah because uh well it's really good for you. It's good for your water system in your house.
But they ripped it out and put PVC pipes so it causes cancer.
Anyway, listen, what do I know?
Precious metals are at a very high right now.
I would be very careful.
Obviously, do your own research.
But when you see precious, just go through history.
Go look at the charts of silver.
Go look at the chart of gold when things start to run like that that means there's some crazy
about to happen in the world yeah yes some awards getting ready to jump off somewhere
i really hope not we don't need any more wars, but, you know, according to history, it always repeats itself.
It's going to happen eventually.
We're bombing motherfuckers every day, man.
We have war.
Wars are investment for people with fuck you money.
They can go put money on both sides of the war and make money by selling both sides equipment so that they can fight
each other, which has, you know,
been the same thing over and over again.
Is it quite like a big squid game?
Yeah.
There's been war
profiteers since before
the Civil War.
War is profitable
and it's all about control. It's a double
whammy for them, right? Because when wars are enacted, it scares the general public and they go, what do we do, government?
What do we do?
It's all mental manipulation.
It's propaganda.
These guys are getting richer and we all are like, okay, let's work our nine to fives, break our backs and keep paying taxes towards these people to fund these and facilitate these controlled wars.
Yeah.
Who wants to go into Sackard at a hundred yards and who wants to go into Sackard at 200 yards?
Correct.
Kick in.
You get it.
I want to get in in 1994 at $8 a share.
And I want to, that's what I want.
I want to then be able to just let a little bit go each day and not have to work anymore
and do what I want, when I want, where I want, with who I want, for how long I want, anywhere
I want, anytime I want.
That's all I want.
That's all I want, Dave.
Just a little bit.
Just a little bit.
Just a little bit that I don't have to go work for the man.
I don't want to have to go work for somebody else.
I want to work for the prime minister of the world.
Like, I want to be bigger than just politicians.
Careful now.
Like, I don't know what to say.
You get up there, brother.
They're going to have eyes on you.
Dude, I retired in 2015 when I was 50.
And I'm comfortable with my little compound that I got here.
I don't need nothing extra.
I'm good.
I like playing.
What do you like playing?
I like playing with coins
you're a gambler you're you're a gambler but not that big of a gambler but you did bet on
the stock when it was eight dollars and held it when it people were saying no it's kind of funny
it's kind of funny how that thousand k It's kind of funny how that worked out
because NVIDIA was next door
the company that I worked for
cable and wireless. We carried
all their internet traffic for them.
So when they went public,
they offered us to be able
to buy in at stock options
to select employees.
Damn. Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
That's how we got it.
Wow.
Dude, why couldn't I be alive in the 90s, motherfucker?
Why couldn't I have bought some Microsoft when I met Bill Gates the first time?
Why didn't I listen?
Let me throw some of that into that, Google.
Who knew?
Who knew?
Who knew in 90s that this guy
was not just blowing smoke up my ass when he talked about this phone that you could touch it
i thought it was full of shit to be honest i thought he was a liar i thought he was like
the craziest this is before i had bipolar or before i knew i was bipolar this is before i
knew about manic episodes this motherfucker was tripping i thought he was like hallucinating dude i met this guy
steve i think his last name was jobs back in like the second i'm just kidding you know what i mean
he told me about this thing called apple right and i was just like i don't know what a computer is
so i threw 10 grand at it but now i'm rich as that'd be nice
at it but now i'm rich as fuck that'd be nice i do art is art art the jumbo expert
nice to meet you long time listener first time speaker behind this account um thanks for coming
art pretend like i know everybody in here.
I don't know any of these cartoon characters.
Is that a walrus?
Is that a green walrus?
Is that a monkey with a Batman face?
A Batman carp?
Pape? Mask, I mean, I think they're called.
Tommy's got one hook.
A balling coach of the hair like he's in a boy band in the 90s.
Balling coach, fucking ripped ballerer what boy band would you be
O-Town
not NSYNC
she didn't even know NSYNC
I said
Backstreet Boys or NSYNC
and she said I don't know these bands
I said bye bye
I don't want to be a fool for you
just another player in this game
the fucking music video
where they're like puppeteering them and shit.
Yeah, that was a banger.
That was a good one.
I guess, I said,
how many times do you think this has been listened to?
She said, I don't know, 9 million?
The answer was what, SJ?
589 million?
500 and, yeah, something.
Something, something in the 500s.
And she gets nine.
I want to be part of the boy band
group five.
Cinco?
I got five on it.
I did a talent show
back in the day when I was a kid
of NSYNC of that song
Bye Bye Bye.
Yeah, we were so popular
that we ended up doing parties like private parties
This is so fucking
Bill Gates
This is the alpha I need
We were so popular we were the boy band that nobody knew
Video or even have a house
Well, we just decided to do it for a challenge show
And we became famous. What?
I'm 36. Holy shit.
So you're telling me there was video cameras around then. You're telling me there's no video of this.
No paparazzi, bro. No paparazzi. They had to pay for our videos.
I have pictures. I have videos of me on VHS tapes
Hacks so don't act like
You don't have videos of this performance
All of a sudden you're saying you're famous
Is that like it?
VHS is that like an 8-track for your car
We just did some birthday parties
And bar mitzvahs too
We performed at some quinceaneras. Actually, we were the boy band that could perform in English or Spanish. We would do dos shows a day. Look up at the Jumbotron, you'll see LJ, Muggsy Bogues, all of 5'3 and he played in the National Basketball Association.
Muggsy Bogues, all of 5'3", and he played in the National Basketball Association.
If you didn't know, Muggsy Bogues, 5'3", that's shorter than SJ.
That's shorter than Pinky, and he played in the National Basketball Association.
Bye, bye, bye.
I don't want to be a fool for you.
Is that Hoop Dreams down there throwing hundos?
Is that a coach down there?
Yeah, Hoops is here.
What up, Hoops?
Coach, coach. Hoops is here. What up, Hoops? Coach, coach.
Hoop, James, basketball.
I don't have anything positive to say.
Well, shit.
I ain't got time for that.
We've been talking shit about...
Have you not fucking heard me the last two weeks?
You're in the right place, brother.
You're good, bro.
You got nothing good to say about anything.
We've been ripping on everything'm and you know what it's really getting under my skin that you guys aren't showing more support to
fort block games what is block games for block games i'm about sick and tired is you guys aren't
gonna act like four block games can he chill yeah nobody's retweeting up and tell us about it
block games is in the building.
Can he shill a little bit?
Can he come up and tell us about it?
No, I just did shill it.
You heard it from Hoops.
Hey, I'm with Hoops.
I ain't got shit nice to say to nobody.
Nothing positive or inspirational.
Precise, why did you change your name again?
And you guys are talking about hiring DJs,
but ain't nobody hired DJ Jazzy Dave Jeff.
Damn, Hoops.
You came in here real hot.
DJ Jazzy Dave Jeff has been trying to get gigs, and nobody's even...
He can't even...
He wanted to do the summit before party, the pre-party.
Resoninity to infinity and beyond.
So what boy band would you be in, Hoops? Resoninity to infinity and beyond
So what boy band would you be in hoops? Oh boy boys to men He said straight up the blacker.
We knew addition, baby. We knew addition.
We started all this shit.
We started all this shit.
And it's the motherfucking things we get.
You wouldn't have boy bands without new addition.
You wouldn't have boy bands without Motown.
He'd be Wu-Ting.
New edition was the shit, man.
Yes, but we ain't going that old back.
We're not going back before Beast.
What do you mean Beast?
New Edition was the first one
that's got a decent contract. They're still getting
paid off their shit.
Let them know, Dave.
But you is right. It's the Jackson
Five is the first boy, man.
That's right. Jackson Five was the
first. And there's even
a trio. There's male trios before the jackson five
yeah yeah but we we talked about the boy bands the young the young buck the young
jackson's five would be the first young boys of that age they had all the shooby-doo
after all the ass whoopings i got in the 90s, I wish I would've got my ass whipped
into some millions.
I wouldn't have been complaining.
And I don't show nowhere my daddy beat me.
So what?
I'm a millionaire.
God damn it.
You ain't supposed to be right.
That ain't the dance move you're doing right now.
Whack.
Whack.
Get in the motherfucking right position.
Get in your stance.
Tito, motherfucker, you gotta get your guard
to... You ain't plung in the strings fast enough.
Who's on the drums? God damn
it. I'm motherfucking shit.
I was watching Molly's game the other night,
right? And she was this Olympic skia.
And she goes,
what parent isn't tough
when their child's an Olympic athlete?
Riddle me that part, though.
Right?
Right?
Riddle me that.
Oh, you talking about the Molly's game?
The Molly's game where she was the card.
Kostner was on her headpiece about, no, we're going to do that again.
It's kind of cold out here.
You know, we got to get the mom was like, come on.
What's a synonym for tired?
Weak.
What's a synonym for tired, hoops?
Yeah, he hit her with the, what's a synonym for tired hoops yeah he he hit her he hit her with the um he hit her with the uh what's it called motherfucking to harvard you know because she was she was an elite athlete but
he everybody in the family was the athlete and high level student that's a good movie kind of
underrated that molly's game my game was super fire brorated. Molly's Game? Molly's Game was Superfire, bro.
And then it's crazy.
It's crazy.
And it's based on a true story.
You know, me and my criminal ass.
Yeah, said her brother was a gold medalist.
And then she, on that one when she got injured, she was trying to medal.
He was number one skier for the world.
And she was just trying to place top three at for America
That's a hard and then her other brother was smart as fuck. She was you know, she was the quiet one in the house
Molly's game check. I do see we have a fort block for it blocked, are they really up here? Is that really Fort Block Games?
I'm sitting here. I'm wondering why you guys
have been shafting to
Fort Block Games. We're not giving enough support
that they're here building too.
They're here building too.
We're trying. It's a new dynamic
team-based shooter game we'd love to hear more about.
We got to be able to have gunshots
right there.
Yo, what up, guys?
Thanks for having us up.
I didn't want to just interrupt, but yeah, always happy to shield.
Let's go.
Tell us more.
No, we call it something different in 2026.
Just tell us about your project.
We used a proper vernacular.
Give us the white paper version.
What's the white paper?
Inform us properly.
I appreciate that.
We're actually an incorporated USA company.
So what we've been building for like the last two years,
we were on ETH for a long time,
and we just transitioned over to AVAX within the last couple months.
Pulled our token over like 50K of liquidity that we had on ETH, and
fully building on AVAX
now. A couple bigger
catalysts are coming out
to kind of explain
that transition process, but
yeah, in any case,
we're building a new first-person shooter
called TakeOver. It's a
pretty much a brand new kind of take
on the first-person shooter genre.
Let's you be able to take over somebody else's team.
There's a captain and soldiers.
If you kill a captain, it comes over to your team,
and it kind of goes down to the last team standing.
There's ways to win your team back from killstreaks
and collecting kind of cores in-game,
and those cores will kind of be like the in-game web 3 currency that keeps everything rolling so um yeah yeah that's that's
the short version what is your token called the token's called fbg uh four block games um it's
kind of a we're gonna do like a two token model where the in-game token is going to be uh it's kind of a we're going to do like a two token model where the in game token
is going to be
it's going to be
kind of a stable coin on an
our own L1
on AVAX
and it's going to tie back to the
FBG token that's going to be like the
accrual value token
FBG duck?
That's with Lil Durk andal value token FBG Duck? That's with
Lil Durk and like O-Block FBG Duck
Is that what you talking about? FBG
FBG, Fort Block Games
We made some, towards the beginning of the project
we did like Fortnite and Roblox games and we did some like really cool stuff
over on that, on those ecosystems and that's
what we thought our destiny was
going to be but uh uh you know learning building iterating we've uh started building a takeover
about two years ago on unreal engine 5 and that's that's where we are now i need a first person
I only got one arm.
Can he play with one arm?
I know.
You better stop, Tommy, with one arm.
I just saw this streamer.
That's like a top streamer in the world.
He only plays with one arm.
I was literally watching it this morning.
I'm actually streaming Ark Raiders right now on kick blaze
dot stream twitch and tiktok so i shot you for the court uh precise i would love the chance to uh
join the community uh you know thanks to coach and tommy and hacks and everybody i'm definitely
deep in avex um so uh definitely yeah, I'm definitely interested in giving it a shot.
We love subnets.
Excuse me?
Sorry, everyone.
We love L1s.
Yeah, yeah.
So we're doing the L1 in-game and kind of having that be like the in-game stable currency.
Going to do some other tokens that are kind of off that
but uh we didn't want it to be affecting uh players performance um it's kind of like some
other web 3 games that haven't done so well in the past you know their token in-game fluctuates in
price goes up and goes down but web 2 players don't want that so that's why we're having the token approval value go back to the fbg token that stays on
C chain and our l1 in game
We'll have all of those like transactions that go back to the avalanche chain as far as like headshots killstreaks
You know, etc. Everything like that so kind of adding value to both the L1 and the C chain kind of with that dual token model
L1 and the C chain kind of with that dual token model.
Is there a mobile aspect?
Can you play on your phone or does it have to be on a laptop or a computer?
So take over the game is going to be on PC.
And then, you know, we have plans for your console expansion eventually, but, uh, we're
rolling out right now, a web experience that'll let you do some like some mini games that have a wallet
connected that as soon as you kind of get in there you're gonna have your own wallet so we'll
be building kind of our kpis like that and then being able to accrue kind of our in-game token
through some mini games that are on there be able to have your nfts be able to um be able to do some
like different missions with your factions that you
choose through uh different contracts that you kind of we put out so um there will be a kind
of a social ranking within your factions dope that's cool well i'm stoked you're on avax and
there's a lot of exciting stuff um yeah better get a mouse coach
exciting stuff yeah get a mouse coach appreciate the'll be great that'd be awesome yeah we're definitely looking for you know anybody who wants to come join the community you know pick a uh
pick a faction we're gonna be doing some different kind of uh incentives for faction leaders so uh
those will kind of be like locked in through your season you'll be able to become a faction leader
and then earn different incentives kind of through like the community that you bring in different like link sharings and whatnot.
So really working on building up the community and giving like incentives to the people who, you know, want to take on those leadership roles. the gaming aspect and appear and being more appealing for gamers or here is your focal point
the web 3 side of this so we always say that we are you know gamers that are building for gamers
um this concept is big has been in the works for like the past 10 to 20 years through two of our other founders
they're huge fps fans um so they're they've been kind of building this every night as they're as
they've been playing i'm more on the web3 side and then as we launched our token and got some
kind of bigger development dollars on the ethereum side back two years ago is when we brought in our
c plus plus uh true industries you know kind of development team that also
under the quarter of the company so um everybody kind of wears different hats but all gamers
through and through um and kind of really bringing a new concept to the FPS genre. Is there anybody... I'm sorry, man.
You cut off
one more time.
Motherfucker.
Robot voice.
Robot voice.
Hell yeah. Cool. Hell yeah. Yo, coach, switch from your cricket Oh
Cool, oh yeah coach switch from your cricket plan to something else, buddy
Yeah, man, I'm over in Denver right now So if anybody's coming to East Denver, let's definitely grab some brews and you know, shoot the shit
Yeah, tell each other about Avax
and what the hell's going on with Ava Labs
back there with everybody.
Torchy's Tacos.
How much time you got?
Torchy's Tacos.
I know Alex lives in the area.
I've reached out to him.
We're supposed to meet up and grab some beers here soon.
That would be pretty cool.
Alex is bringing the weed.
Alex is bringing the weed. Alex is bringing the weed.
Yeah.
Bring a joint, bring a, bring a beer, whatever, man.
But, uh, bring your own bud.
Bring your own bud.
We got Nitro from American Gladiators in the building.
You guys, I'm not sure if you guys remember that, but he's in here. He's got
a, look like a board ape
boat club.
Not yacht club. Board ape
boat club. Debonair ape.
Debonair ape. God damn, I
fucked that one up. My bad.
Paddle.
We got a board ape paddle club.
Smooth debonair.
Motherfucker smooth debonair motherfucker smooth debonair got basically
That's what you're saying. So the pimp ape yop club
Night
You gotta we get Davis. He picked Nigeria. You gotta you gotta hoop with Baron Davis about that, buddy. Hey, no grab
Hey, go grab Hey, Lord David
Yeah, I can't get them up here
We got glitch crap down there
I believe they've created the
Quake game as we're talking
Games now hold on do no witchcraft
Man, what's not which is glitch
Bitch
What's going on with toilet paper down I'm trying to get Hanks up here yeah it won't let me get him up here
Stage is full
I'll drop down soon Mike
No, no, Dave, don't.
Appreciate no no baby. Don't know
No, Dave, Dave, don't go.
We were just joking. The stage is not full.
We're not full.
We're just not wanting Hank's up on stage.
Okay.
Because he keeps raising his hand?
Is that wacko?
Nitro, when are you going to start building
AVAC Gaming Nigeria?
Nitro is really hairy.
Nitro.
Nitro.
I'm confident. I dropped my stream down below, bro.
Go jump into Blaze.stream. No. Nitro. Nitro. Go jump into
Blaze.stream.
No. Precise.
No. Precise is chilling now.
He's selling Blaze.
Art Raiders.
I'm in the zone.
Oh my gosh.
This guy.
Art Raiders is fun, man.
Yo, what's up?
Can I get some balling on Blaze?
So when I play NBA...
My son is hooked on that damn Ark Raiders game, too.
Is there any titties in that motherfucker?
No one's playing for titties.
I got a wife.
I want to see some titties.
What the fuck, dude?
Go play Grand Theft Auto for the titties.
Is there any titties in that game.
There's no titties in that game.
I didn't know.
It's going down.
They got movies.
I'm only playing a fucking season.
I'm curious, man.
Everybody's like all over.
Arc Raiders, Arc Raiders, Arc Raiders.
That's all I fucking hear.
This game is fire. You're crazy if you're not playing Arc Raiders, Arc Raiders, Arc Raiders. It's all fucking here. This game is fire.
You're crazy if you're not playing Arc Raiders right now.
It's a fun time.
So, Fort, right?
So, Fort, I'm interested because you're saying that you got another first person.
You got a first-person shooter game.
Now, I'm very intrigued because I'm a heavy Call of Duty player.
intrigued because I was a
I'm a heavy Call of Duty player
but since oh boy had
to go and be a dumbass and drive a Ferrari
through a tunnel like an idiot and crash
we probably won't see any more
Call of Duty games
people just can't drive like normal people
when they're rich apparently I don't know why
so he done fucked up everybody's
money that was the complete illest
and ultimate rug of life.
You know how many thousands of dollars,
and if not hundreds of thousands,
people got in a Call of Duty,
and you're gone now,
and now there's just no more?
We're stuck with seven and it's horrible updates?
Like, come on.
So, Ford, I need to know.
Like, dude, is this going to compare to Call of Duty?
Because I got to prepare for my future here, guys.
Look, boys, we're just poor indie devs, you know, out here grinding for the last two years.
We have, like, our dedicated servers built in.
We have the wallets put in now that are all just going to be
kind of automated on the back end. Obviously,
the user's not going to see those.
And we have all of those special kind of
takeover mechanics put in.
Come in and play with us. We're doing alpha
tests weekly, Monday through Friday,
8 p.m. East. We're happy
to change the times around, too.
You got a Discord for?
Yeah, come join our discord that's
where we're gathering yes send that in the dm real quick for me cool oh yeah yeah appreciate
it we definitely we're alpha testing iterating heavy right now and anybody who we can get in
and just kind of you know tell us if we have that fun factor you know anything that we can change
that would be that's super valuable for us at this
stage are you guys a
control supporter like supported
that's getting integrated
probably within the next build
or two is we've had a lot of requests for
it this one
we don't have it in just yet but
like we have that web experience rolling
out we have our wallet integration rolling out we
have a couple new maps rolling out the control integration rolling out. We have a couple of new maps rolling out.
The controller integration rolling out.
So there's a,
there's a lot and that's just kind of like in-game development and not
really any of the announcements with AVAX itself.
But dude,
the ETF.
I'm willing to try.
Nitro?
Thanks.
Yeah, my hands are up.
I just wanted to talk to you guys.
How are you guys doing?
I heard you guys shout out to Nitro.
Oh, yeah, I decided to come.
How are you guys doing?
I'm enjoying your speech.
Hi. Hi.
That was hoop dreams that came up here saying
bad stuff about you, Nitro.
So never believe anything that that
guy named Hoop Dreams
says. So never believe
that. But thanks for coming up,
Nitro. We appreciate you.
Nitro, bring your
gaming community over to AVAX.
You're over
to AVAX, Nitro? No, I haven't Gaming community over to a Vax You're over to a Vax nitro
No, I haven't heard of a Vax. I would get across to you
Tommy your space is glitching hard as fuck
Did I have
50 requests for I'm sorry I'm exaggerating but I've had like a bunch of people request to talk and I like it accept and it does this
Like there was an error trying to get this person connected
He must not it must be like it must be like blaze stream. You got to change the bit rate
No, you just gotta add down another close. If you want to let someone up, you just
got to add another close.
Hey, King.
King, do you know Lord Baron
Davis?
Yes, sir.
Yeah, man. He's
in that L.A. hoop circle.
He reigns, man.
He reigns. Lord
is, man, that guy.
People respect Baron Davis.
The dope producer as well.
Yeah, he's got all sorts of irons in the fire, man.
He's cooking all sorts of stuff.
That's dope.
Yeah, that's a lot of cool stuff he's doing.
Ty Lawson, too.
You know, Ty Lawson played at North Carolina, played in the league for the Nuggets.
He's got some Web3 stuff he's doing.
And he came into our balling full court Friday space a couple weeks ago and was chopping it up. But yeah, Ty Lawson's doing some cool stuff,
giving away. If you're a North Carolina fan, he's giving a day where he's taking a fan to a game,
showing him all the spots that he used to hang out in Chapel Hill, some pretty dope stuff.
So keep an eye on that. There's also some dope stuff with the giveaways with ball and token
and the PFPs like I'm rocking tickets to NBA games hacks has a Knicks one he has a Knicks
PFP so anytime the Knicks win a game he can just drop in and collect residual Ballin token.
You guys got a Discord, by the way?
I just joined Fort Block Games Discord.
Do you guys got a Discord as well?
We have a telegram.
Ballin does.
Ballin token telegram. We tip in our native token in the telegram.
You can wager on NBA games in the telegram.
You can wager AVAX. You can win you can wager a Vax you can win ballin
But yeah, Nitro high five go for it hand up go for it Nitro
Yeah, I wanted to ask you a question. I'll be in a book good craft
Glitchcraft
Yes, sir, I've heard about good crafts. I think they're the ones that did the games uh havenfall
and uh quakey maybe but i don't know much i don't know much if you want to give us a quick
share or a quick overview of what you're doing. Is that right next to your PFP?
Oh, King's got it up there, too.
Blitzcraft.
Tell us more, Nitro.
Go for it.
Yeah, I pinned on top for you guys as well, Range Brothers.
Yeah, I'll go cheap over.
Arc.
Yeah.
Sorry, I think that i think that it's it's rugging in and out but i think nitro did you have something you wanted to share can you share a little bit tell us what you're doing or what
you guys are working on or if you can hear me yeah definitely space Go for it. Share.
Yeah, he's definitely rocked.
Yeah, but you guys hear him?
Or am I rocked?
I can't hear him.
I can hear you.
Anyways, I pinned on top, if you guys don't mind.
It's Range Brother, one of our games.
It's a first-person shooter as well
Okay, thanks for sharing and that's they created and what's it called they created it glitch class studios created the game called
Wizard Range mother is the one. Yeah, it's the it's a first-person shooter up there
No, I pinned it on in Toronto. Go check that out.
Hanks, I see you have your hand up.
Hanks, I see you have your hand up.
Did Hanks make it up on stage?
Yes, he's on stage with his hand up and is about to get him.
I'm about to chew him out if he doesn't
respond because he's got his hand up.
Don't act like it's just your picture, Hanks.
Do you have your hand up?
Put your hand up. Easy before
I tell him about Cynthia.
Don't. Don't. Don't.
This dude's balling over here.
His name ain't balling from nothing.
I'm going to keep the secret dear to my heart, though.
Anyways, I just came up to let you all know that I came up to contest anything Tim has said during this space.
And hoops ain't here.
So I guess that's it.
We'll let the record show.
We'll let the record show that anything that crypto
confident tim has said will be stricken from the record we will make that note in the dossier
in the minutes the minutes will show this will not happen um well hanks is do i hear a second
do i hear a second don't believe him he's clearly mental he disturbed. So don't take anything he has seriously.
Point of order. Point of order. Yes. I'd like to put a point of order in the session.
Okay. Yes. Motion approved. Personal attacks shall not be. This is one of the committees
of the highest of the land. Personal attacks will not be grounds for dismissal today. Tim
can try all the tactics he wants but this committee is not
going to recess right now this will not be adjourned i i those opposed i i those abstaining
those abstaining nobody's abstaining we're all fucking i guess so nobody's abstaining uh motion passed
carried over katie is on stage katie did you vote kt kt did you vote welcome kt vote on what
uh what am i voting for did you say yay or nay p33 we. I like yay or nay. Motion passed.
Let the minutes show that Hoops jumped in here and did not vote.
He is not voting.
He didn't vote.
Goddamn right I'm not voting.
He's abstaining.
Point of order.
Point of order.
I'd like to request for Hoops to be removed from the record.
I repeat, I would like Hoops to be removed from the record.
All in favor, say aye.
This is not going to keep me on the record.
Motion passed.
Meal.
We will let the minutes reflect that that motion was approved and granted.
We're moving on to the next item on the docket.
What the next motion is, the title of the space is fucked
and it's confusing, and I'm sick
and tired of Tommy doing this.
Vance is voting day.
It is voting day.
So get out there
on the way to the voting polls.
Take your ID and throw it
out the window on I-10
because you don't need it.
I vote for Hanks to get off the stage.
Point of order.
That's crazy.
You guys gotta lash it out.
You're about to be like execute next and that's even
crazier. I already know.
Hanks, I see you have your hand up.
Nitro. I'd like to call another point of order. Brazier I already know Thanks, I see you have your hand up
Nitro I'd like to call nitro another point of order. No, no, no nitro has his hand up being
Respectful and not trying to fool everybody by putting his hand up nitro. Go for it
Yeah, I'm sorry I wrote the first one I don't know what wrong with like I think
Yeah, I was gonna tell you about flitchcraft today so like i said earlier flitchcraft studio is the next
generation game development to the building a connected universe where multiple games
digital oriented and community development into one how to do develops high for the people
We're going to mute that real quick.
And maybe it's me.
Maybe it's me.
Probably not me.
Rab.
Hey, this is Nitro.
That was.
Damn, your total infliction of your voice changed.
Sorry.
Yeah, I'm not sure if the way you were holding the phone, it sounded like it was getting the microphone was getting mumbled
God damn it. I said this is nitro from American gladiators now listen up closely
Can 10 you
We can't get a poor nitro from gladiators like glitch craft we can't yeah afford them
We're still not making it. I got my goddamn baton in my hand right now. I listen up closely
I got my knee pads my elbow pads. I taped up my wrist right
Yeah, that might be wrong, but I know nitro was one I'm a goddamn Hall of Famer
Do you want a water that means how many you've been a Hall of Famer in anything? You're not even a Hall of Famer and who know understand what that means? How many of you have been a Hall of Famer in anything?
You're not even a Hall of Famer in Uno.
I'm in a Hall of Fame for being gay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
There's no Hall of Famer.
Hey, yo.
What the fuck?
2026, what?
We're all gay.
I'm from American Gladys.
We're all a little gay these days.
Then I got my elbow pad.
Everybody's gay.
You have to pretend to be there.
They're gonna come door to door.
They're gonna come door to door hunting us.
I'm gonna baton your ass, Hanks.
I'm gonna tell you right now.
See that?
I didn't say that! Tim said that shit!
I haven't used my baton in years.
I'm gonna baton ya.
Poor Hanks!
Everyone's coming at Hanks.
Leave Hanks alone. Yeah dude, Hanks. Leave Hanks alone.
Leave this shit, right?
That motherfucker drank my last Coca-Cola
and tried to hide it.
He's got that damn hand up and won't put it down, man.
He's got that
He's got that
vegan deodorant on right now.
It stinks.
Hanks, when you're down in trouble
and you need
Christmas. I don't care that it doesn't have aluminum in it your armpits stink I'm
tired you having your arms up stop using it you've been getting a natural
groceries deodorant this shit's made out of coconut and others it smells like
shit we fucking wheat I know what it smells like. Check me out.
Check me out, Rabbi.
Smells a little bit like bananas and rice.
Just saying.
Just saying.
Hank's not new to this.
He does this, y'all.
He's been having his hand up for four years.
He's like the goddamn motherfucking Forrest Gump of holding his arm up.
Dude, the bananas and rice video is fucking gold.
Resonability in here.
It's a real video, man.
We got Ali, the top 1% game preacher.
Not sure if you guys knew.
Do you think we can give Nitro one more shot to read whatever he was reading?
Yes, this is Nitro. I'm back listen then mr. pimpin
easy one of the cheap a club clubs that I've got by my PFP the pimpin a new job
that's what we call yeah lick a shot lick a shot one shot like eight miles you got my spaghetti
my mom's spaghetti
i got my baton in my hands right now i got my knee pads on
you nitro
nitro no i'm i'm ready to up with this baton the first person i want to up his hands
his hands are sweaty his knees are weak oh man now i'm grabbing his spaghetti he's nervous but
on the surface he looks calm and ready go nitro
and his hand is bananas one more person says anything about bananas i'm i'm batoning your bananas and rice bro you gotta go look it up nitro nitro
Yes.
I'm good.
I might work with you.
Pimpin' ain't easy.
Are you getting kidnapped?
No, it just sounds like he's eating his bike.
It sounds like you're underwater.
We're all the pains.
Pimpin' ain't easy.
Not all of us have good service out here, people.
I know.
I'm not judging him.
I'm not judging him, KT.
I don't know if I sounded really harsh.
He might have Verizon.
He might have Verizon.
Give him a break, you guys.
I'll give him a million breaks. Take over, Nitro.
Hit it.
Okay, I'm ready right now.
He drops down to the bottom of the fish tank.
He's going to come back up in a second for air.
We don't need to hear from you, vegan deodorant.
That whole Verizon fiasco.
Stop.
I'm sorry, my dog was licking me Alright guys
Let's all get behind something
He was calm and ready to drop bombs
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down
How do you run a mental health matters space
But then you're out here
This is not mental health matters
No this is not mental health matters This is not Mental Health Matters No, this is not Mental Health Matters
This is Wet T-Shirt Wednesday
folks, voting day
Bring them out ladies, Ta-Ta Tuesday
is over, Wet T-Shirt
Wednesday is here
Bring them out, bring them out
Here we go
Turn out, turn down what
Falling, Jesus Christ
You guys are on fire today What the fuck If you come with a braw, you're banned. Fallin', Jesus Christ.
Bro, fallin'. You guys are on fire today.
What the fuck?
I'm just reading the name of the space.
It's voting day.
Bring him out, bring him out.
Thanks, I see you have your hand up.
Yo, who put him as co-host?
Hex, you are not able to jump in here
from the peanut gallery,
from the fucking third row and say anything
You're a Knicks fan. You can't say anything. Hey, Rob. Do you use Visual Studio Code? No
Okay, I do not but what is that?
Oh, it's like a editor here. I'm trying to use it here for my website.
Have you tried, was it Notion?
No, I'm trying Kimmy right now.
Have you heard of Kimmy?
Alright, I'm trying that right now.
There's so many AIs out there, it's almost like cryptocurrencies.
I can't keep track of all of them.
Use Claude.
That's the deodorant that Hanks has on the Jumbotron.
Hacks, have you tried the Claude...
What the fuck?
Have you tried the Claude CLAWD thing?
Negative. Negative.
La Vanilla is his fragrance that he smells of.
La Vanilla.
La Vanilla.
Pinky Stinky Candles Co.
Yeah, Coach just says the most random shit. Just random words. candles co
Just says the most random shit just random words. Yeah, I gotta go finish a few things. I'm leaving. I'll see you guys I'll be back. Oh, yeah, okay
Dude I'm trying to be that bro, that's how you be Somalian. I don't know if you understand it, but that's what she said
Whoa, whoa.
We're not just all about bananas and rice.
But we're kind of like bananas and rice.
Cheese and rice.
Why not?
They taste nice.
Get in where you fit in.
Sounds nice.
Make it twice.
See you, Rabby.
J-Rab.
Rab is right.
To the left.
To the left.
All is right. the left to the left all is right don't
you know i almost said hanks you have your hand up but i'm not even going to say it because where
is nitro where is blazer where is taser where is nitro nitro this was your chance this was your
chance you had glitch craft the official account in the house
and you dropped it. You turned it over.
It was a turnover.
you had another chance.
Maybe he's coming back.
There he is. I see you waving Nitro
from the third row.
We see you. Come on up.
To the stage. Nitro to stage three.
Nah, leave my mind alone. You guys bullied him enough.
We picked on him too much. It sounded like he was getting kidnapped.
Sounded like he was getting the chlorophyll over his mouth.
Like they were trying to suffocate him.
Tim?
Why do you know that information and how it sounds? I'm about to take off guys. Have a good day. Because I've heard people
get kidnapped. I've heard I've had people get kidnapped. Later Tim. Later Tim. He's running
people out. He's running people out. Coach, why are you running people out?
Hacks runs a pimpin ring as well ring
uh pimpin pimp it ain't easy but it's a show is fun well it is one of the longest it's one of the
longest uh professions it's all that hacks has been doing hacks has been doing well crypto
confident that's why he always leaves abruptly because he's got jobs to tend to you understand
east coast time see important stuff and everyone needs companionship don't think you don't been on the
voting for the v far and all that shit you need a wet t-shirt you need that you need that you need
to experience that yeah yeah think about it you've been trying to do all the liquidity pools.
You need to release that liquidity pool.
Just let it go.
Release it.
And get in and get down on a wet t-shirt Wednesday to the stage.
Nitro.
We got stage three.
Come on up, Zach Mack.
Zach Mack is on the attack.
We got the condor in the building.
Condor, XI.
Zach Morris from Saved by the Bell.
We told that motherfucker to change his PFP.
I'm sorry, change his name.
He changes PFP.
He's got numbers in it.
When you got numbers in your name, people think you're a bop.
Unless you are 90210.
Then I think you're a Hollywood.
You can get away with it.
That's it.
But you got your zip code inside of your name.
I don't know why you'd be like, yeah, I'm at KTMcgee90210.
Get at me.
Holla at me.
No fucks, McGee.
Zero fucks. Or A12121.
Holla at me.
Holla back.
Holla.
Holla.
SJ89. You have to make it simple simple it's got to roll off the tongue and when you want them to search your shit up but no you're like nah get five set no it's five
seven three one five nine five that's five nine one it's five seven three one seven seven seven
god damn it why can't it just be zach morris Why can't it just be Zach Morris?
We're changing to Saved by the Bill.
I'm trying to help your shit go viral,
but you don't want to listen.
If the shit you thought was working,
it'd already be working.
If the shit you thought would work was working, it would already be working.
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8-9-er.
6-7.
Screech.
What do you got?
Jesse.
Kelly Kapowski.
AC Slater.
You know, he played the drums and dance.
He was a ladies' man. He wrest drums and dance. He was a ladies man.
He wrestled, too.
He was built.
Why did they have no nobody played basketball and saved by the bill?
There was an episode where Zach plays, I think.
I think he did.
And why didn't Screech ever get none of the ladies?
Why they always do Screech wrong?
Scott, I feel like Screech was a real player.
Got good personality didn't Jesse Spano end up being on
Show girls on speed
She brought them Tata's out she was like for Jesse Spano, baby
Spano, baby.
This is Elizabeth
Summer.
Didn't Screech do a couple
porns, man? Porno movies?
Potentially. Which one?
Yeah, because they didn't give him no love back in the day, so he had to
take it top shelf.
Motherfucker should have gave him some love back in the day.
Screech got into porn?
Yeah.
With hot chicks, I bet, too, because he had some game, I think.
Saved by the bill, does Sandusky, Ohio.
You know what I mean?
You know what they should have done?
They should have had Screech do like what they did with Urkel,
where Urkel was like, I'm sick of being the dork.
I want to make him like what, Stefan?
Stefan?
Uh-huh.
Yep.
And then Steve Urkel got like really wanted, Laura really wanted to get with Stefan.
I said Screech is Scratch.
That's Scratch, man.
Scratch is crazy.
Man, he crazy.
Scratch.
Oh, yeah, he was like, that's a good name.
Screech and Scratch.
Screech becomes Scratch, and the ladies flock.
They fight for his delight.
Pop the collar up, walks through the hallways.
Nah, I'm cool.
I ain't talking to you today.
Nah, man.
I play guitar.
That's that motherfucker's scratch.
Look at that scar on his face.
You know, he got in a big fight one time.
Nah, I'm Scratch Powers, man.
I'm not Screech.
I'm Scratch.
You can call me Scratchy Powers.
We do that four block.
We could revamp your whole marketing system.
Rebrand. Rebrand.
Rebrand.
Get this shit popping.
You know what I mean?
Get a basketball court in this game.
Get a basketball court.
God damn it.
Make him shoot some hoops.
Put the predictability market on the fucking game.
The predictability market, man.
Where's the liquidity token?
Get some perps.
Get some sativas and some perps
some perps i want a hybrid i want something a little bit sativa leaning blue dream dominant
that's what i'm talking about you want some of that purple haze not that fire back in the day
when you're you had to take whatever your dealer had,
and they always said, oh, this is just a fire. And I'm like, no, this isn't that good.
That's an indica. Is that an indica? This has seeds in it. This isn't.
No, that's that fire, dog. Smell that shit.
No, it's Bama weed. I don't want none of Bama weed. I want some like fire. I want some like
sticky icky. Okay, here, let me smell some of this stuff.
Oh, you want the real sticky icky.
Oh, this stuff.
Let me grab my other baggie.
What do you think about this stuff?
That stuff smells like oregano.
I don't know.
I don't think that's what I want to smoke.
Do you have anything else?
No, this is the good stuff right here.
Now, this right here is going for like $400 an ounce.
Can I get like a 10 sack at least to try it or you only do eights like i'm not gonna
pay 40 bucks for an eighth of this swag no no no sticks and rocks and eights go for 50. the eights
go for 50. of this man my friend kt want to meet me right now if you're not
I'll take a quarter. I'll take a quarter
Hang out though. You're not cool. You're just my
Hey man, they used to give me sour diesel back in the day and that shit was fire
It was sour diesel you don't even know what sour diesel is your mom's a sour diesel
You think it's a funky gasoline
Sour diesel is the bad
purple haze
But think about it used to have to smoke whatever your dealer had because because what else are you going to do like shot go to the next pot shop which is 30 seconds away
where i live there's four of them hey some of us still have to work like that that's sad that is
sad that you have to take what your dealer has and you can't go in and say well last week i had the
sativa dominant
Crystal Maui Wowie and I didn't really like it. You have anything a little crunchier a little bit more like
I want it. I don't need it so sticky that I can't even burn it with my fucking match
I'm not using a lighter bro or torch?
This motherfucker living in the 18-year-old.
Yo, what the fuck?
I rub the two sticks together and then I get them hot on the stove and I put the little bowl or the little burner magnet. It's like a marble that gets hot and then I put it on top of the thc crystal isolate and it burns the
it's kind of dry not too dry of a lighter green sativa and then i don't have to get the
lighter matches anything all you need is a magnifying glass matt in the sun if i live in
portland we don't have the sun or you can't really use the magnifying glass where I live.
Do you have your hand up, Hanks?
How do you light your bowl, Hacks?
How do you light your bowl with a match, with a candle?
With a lighter, bro.
Oh, you be smoking butane, huh, bro?
Yeah, you smoke butane.
That's gross, dude.
Oh, my God. Natural lit. Get it lit naturally with a magnifying glass. That's just litten by
sunlight, I'll take a little bit
sunlight
Don't go to the West Coast brother. They gonna hang you in the dungeon like they do in fucking Harry Potter
By your toe. What do they use? Uh, the little wicks the the string
You light up this you light up the string and then you just burn it that way
I think he said he rubs twigs together to get the string lit. Yes. No, I get I turn on the stove
It's not a gas range. I heat up this little like
So it's an electrical stove. It's an electric. It's hot enough.
It gets hot enough.
You use electricity?
You know what I mean?
Dude, you...
Bro, you're an animal.
I know I'm fucking liberal.
I know I'm a fucking bleeding heart liberal
because I live in Portland, Oregon.
I get it.
But, yeah, I do use...
I don't use a match, Hax.
I was joking.
I do use a lighter.
A fucking Bic. And I get my joints pre-rolled because i'm
lazy and i like a little concentrate in there a little and then afterwards we're gonna sprinkle
it we're gonna dust it with some keef so we're gonna infuse it with diamond sauce we're gonna
infuse it with diamond sauce and live rosin and And then we're going to dust it with a little keef.
And then we're going to light it up.
We're going to spark it up, up, up, up at 10 o'clock on a fucking Wednesday.
That's what we're going to do.
I'm about to have this little puff is what it's called.
It's a piff stick.
I'm going to have this piff, a little piff.
Strawberry mochi.
Half gram infused can of... Aren't you working on me? Strawberry mochi half gram infused can of are you working on very mochi
I haven't heard you about to go to work I haven't heard strawberry in a long time
this is a cush trash mochi it's a hybrid but it's mostly sativa leaning isn't everything a hybrid though
i like straight sativas no i like indica you don't need sativa bro you're already
hyper enough
tropic that's because he'd be hanging out with them no good dirty youngins yeah he's
always seen 67 I don't mean shit it's just it's an imaginary number and then
people started using that kind of like 69 is not an imaginary number. It's a real thing
I almost googled it one day and then I was like
I've been six seven and Google and see what it does it like moves the whole screen like the hand gesture
Because what it is is it's like hey, I'd like to be fucking tens, but I don't know she was okay
What was she I don't know she was like a
I don't know she was like a six seven i don't know i feel like it's
like young people psyop they just did it to see how many people they could get to say it they got one
i used to put down what about bubba kush remember bubba kush bubba kush was good or bubble was it
no bubba it was bubba yeah i got something they cut it into like they cut the nugs into like balls
so they could sell it for more expensive that used to be expensive bro like this is like 2007
that was like 140 for a quarter i was like how, how the fuck I'm going to make money selling this if it's already 140
a quarter?
A quarter is crazy, dude.
30 a gram?
Yeah, this is a long time ago, bro.
Diamonds?
Diamonds, Keith?
Is that straight?
30 for a gram?
What are we smoking here?
I said 2006.
Does this give me a blow? Does this give me a gram? What are we smoking here? I said 2006. Does this give me a blow?
Does this give me like a
Rubbing?
Yeah, I saw some back in the day.
And that shit, I was getting my
What, Rubber Melon?
Or what were you selling?
Some
Devil's Lettuce.
Okay.
And I was getting
I was getting my I was getting my ounces for like 120 100 bucks
And then it was eight for what and I was setting my age for like 40 45
Depending on the customer and I was in a lower down South Manhattan
so were you were you how how were you selling mostly eights or are you selling like dime
So were you were you how were you selling mostly eights?
no dude dubs dubs were like my best shit because those are like it was 20 bucks for a gram
oh you gave me the whole gram i used to put it 0.9 so you get nah i used to go 0.1 extra because
they'll be like are you skipping me out to make it a little? No, I always used to put like 0.1 extra just in everything.
I did that with 50 people.
Because I'm like, as soon as they used to tell me like, oh, you're skimping me out.
I used to, let's wait right now.
And it used to be a little bit more.
And I'm like, now you look stupid, bro.
Next time, I'm going to give you fucking 3.4.
Nah, but it was good times, man.
I used to sell to a lot of college kids.
You're an animal.
Think of how many lives you ruined.
No, I actually made them happier, dude.
At the time, now they're 40 and broke.
Dude, it was hot, man.
I was getting hit up like at 3, 4 a.m.
It was crazy, dude.
Yeah, they brought them to themselves.
It was good times.
They ruined it now.
Yeah, man.
The dealer's lazy as fuck now, bro.
Sometimes I'll be hitting them up, dude.
They want you to drive to them.
It's like, bro, who do want to try to make money here?
Yeah, or at least go me halfway, you know.
But usually the dealers just come to us.
Or we used to go to them a lot.
A lot of the time, too.
But they used to be in one place, so we used to just go there.
I know who I'm buying my weed from.
Hacks way is a little bit over.
Hanks is trying to cut it and put a little sage in there.
Back in the day, if you wanted some, like, okay good, it was $20 a gram.
If you wanted that wrapper herb like perp and
That shit was 25
Like almost you know, it's probably 20 years ago, you know
That's when the Knicks were still thing to back in the day expensive
Because nobody want to buy grams for 25. they wanted 20 bags so then
would just .9 that all the bags would be .9 and you get three extra 20s at the end
or no you get two extra 20s and then you get a little smoke bag for yourself
so that way you get the whole six out of it i grew up right near humboldt county and was getting
eights for 40 bucks of
pretty good weed i know that's why y'all's murder rates were low say check it look y'all had cheap
herb we had cheap guns you know what i'm saying yeah i get that man i just i bought most of my
eights when i was in high school for 40 bucks and it was three sometimes like four grams because you knew the people that were
selling it to you and they were getting that reggie there was a lot of it there was a lot of
weed around so there was a lot of competition i missed the reggie bro i'm not gonna lie like
that's what people say dude it's crazy next thing you know i think like ilhan
omar is about to come like assassinate me and i'm like god this makes me paranoid now
do you still smoke often anymore not really i just hit it like once or twice now
it's a java man smoke it in the kid don't like you paranoid yeah and because i've been smoking
that all my life mostly and that is really good
i think it's like the more i have to lose the more paranoid i get you know what i mean
before i didn't have to care about i feel it now i got a dog and i'm like oh my god i smoked and
what if i die who's gonna feed my dog, you know, you start thinking stupid ass shit
Then you got to go back to the house you just left the house you drove 15 minutes You're like did I turn the oven off? I didn't cook anything. I better go back, bro. I got a dog now
That's paranoia
paranoia yes i don't really smoke no more it was funny though because when i met my girl she didn't
Yeah, it's our this mode no more
smoke and then she like she got she got put on dialysis so she's been like sick and so
she started smoking and then as she started smoking more started looking at her like man
you smoking all the herb and then i was like it don't matter i don't even really smoke it anymore
so you don't smoke cigarettes though do you hanks
not quit I picked up the fucking unicorn rainbow farts I'd be smoking all these
fucking what's this one called this one's called golden berry and what is it
it's a vape those vapes leave oh vape yeah you're going to see vape rainbow
farts I don't know I got one let's see what this vape is that I'm smoking off here, what it says.
It's called Punch Bowl.
Yeah, see what I'm saying, bro?
Pina colada.
Go ahead, DJ.
It's not good for you.
I keep cutting you off.
DJ Dave.
Yeah, I saw some the other day.
It's called Pussy Stank.
That doesn't sound like what I want to put near my mouth.
Whoa.
What do you want next to your mouth?
Um, sweet peach. Sweet peach. I feel that. I don't, stank is not one of the adjectives that I like to use
to describe the pussy, um, that I want my face around personally.
It's not all going to be rainbows and kittens down there.
I mean, I'm not like pretending like it's going to be sunshine
and like it's going to like massage my tongue or anything,
but I don't want stank.
I don't want like pussy stank.
I mean, that just doesn't sound like it.
I didn't name it.
Was it good?
I didn't name it and I didn't buy any of it. So yeah.
I mean yeah I smoke shit that I don't like the name of but I was just usually you try to make it an appealing sound like bubblegum Maui Wowie.
Do y'all remember when Trainwreck came out and everybody was obsessed with it?
Did that happen with y'all?
Pineapple Express. Yeah Trainwreck was big. I when Trainwreck came out and everybody was obsessed with it? Did that happen with y'all? Pineapple Express?
Yeah, Trainwreck was big.
I love Trainwreck.
Trainwreck's a classic strain.
Birthday cake is also really good.
I like the cake.
Oh yeah, people were obsessed with that too
i think that was like a time when new stuff wasn't really coming out those were the only oh thank you those were the only like new things that were kind of popping up on the market or
jack herrera jack herrera was popular yeah Yeah. Or AK-47.
I paid five bills for an ounce
with Jack Herrera when it first came out.
You did what?
I paid five
500 bucks for an ounce of that
shit, and it weren't that good.
Damn.
For 500 bucks, yes.
For two years, every black dude
I ever met who had herb was like, it's the ak-47 i just remember yeah
right every herb they had was the afghan no matter what it looked like no matter what it was was ak-47
and what are you going to say to your dealer no it's not was my partner. I'd be in the car and be like, bro, when are you gonna stop fucking lying to me?
This is, this is, this is,
I think I just popped the seed, fuckers.
That's how shit,
that's how people would fuck with each other.
Would they would, or they would like bring the plant
and like pollinate other people's crops and shit.
Like that was like warfare. Like not not like that was like war was like i'm gonna
fuck your plants up and put seeds in all of your fucking bud you remember when that show came out
in 2009 about all the weed growers and then they used it and then obama used it to raid them
oh the show weeds i don't No, it wasn't a TV.
It was like a real-life show.
It was like one of the first shows where they were...
What's that Golden Triangle area up in Cali
where they grow the fucking plants like 12 feet in the fucking air?
Huh?
Humboldt County.
Yeah, they was real humble with their fucking shotguns.
Yeah, Humboldt County.
That shit, that shit.
I mean, you don't go walk around the woods in certain places in Southern Oregon.
There were certain places you did not want to be because you'd stumble upon like a fake tree loaded with Sudafed.
What?
People were cooking shit out in the woods.
They'd make these fake like little huts out in the middle of the woods.
And then they would like cook meth.
And like they, I don't know how to make meth.
I'm not a scientist.
And neither are these motherfuckers.
I know these guys cooking meth.
I'm like, this guy was a fucking D student in chemistry.
I had him in my chemistry class.
And this motherfucker was a senior and I was a sophomore.
And now all of a sudden he's cooking meth?
Get the fuck out of here.
Like, I'm not putting anything near my body that this guy's cooking.
But out in the middle of the woods.
I feel like meth caused inflation.
You know what I mean?
Because meth has never come up to you with some shit to sell you for cheap.
You know what I mean?
It's always crackheads right and then when everybody all
these crackheads turned to meth like everything got expensive they should have just been smoking crack
no i don't know crack's not as expensive i don't know i don't know but i do know that there's
places i just remember they used to pull up in the neighborhood bro and they just stole all this
from dollar general like t-shirts underwear and and they pull up in the neighborhood, bro, and they just stole all this shit from Dollar General.
Like t-shirts, underwear, and shit, and they'd pull up and they'd ask my partners.
Yeah, they'd ask my partners, they'd be like, come on, man.
Come on, man, let me trade you something for you.
Let me trade you something for you.
And they'd be looking through their bag and like what they got and shit.
Nah, I'm not trading, you know, fucking socks from the Dollar Tree for food.
Sorry, buddy.
This is not the barter system like you think
it is you got to bring something of value to the table look i know a dude who traded his truck for
some crack and then walked home wow what see i've never smoked crack personally to be honest don't
lie because i know i would love it. Because if this guy sell,
because if this motherfucker's willing to sell his truck just to get some of this shit to put into his body,
I know how much I like weed.
I know how much I like, like,
chasing split tail back when I was younger.
Like, I know, like, I get addicted to shit.
So I'm not going to try.
People are like, oh, you should try this crack.
You'd love it.
Yeah, that's worst case.
Worst case scenario is I try it and I love it.
And then I want to sell my house or my fucking truck just to get more of it to smoke.
That's not why.
Yeah, I'm not going to try it.
Yeah, I know I would love it.
Dude, try this.
You'll love it.
Yeah.
I don't think people hate it.
I don't think people are sucking guys' dicks.
It wasn't a trend that was going to last. You know what I mean?
Because when you're a kid, you see all the crackheads and they're all missing teeth.
And you're like, yeah, I don't want to be missing my teeth.
That's a don't do drug commercial, right? I remember when I was a kid, they had this
guy cooking eggs. And he's like, this is your brain. This is your brain on drugs.
And he drops the egg in the frying pan. I would always kind of be like, I kind of like
eggs. I'm kind of hungry right now. But you see a fucking tweaker. You see somebody missing
their fucking teeth, picking at their skin. Girls that are skinny girls with bad complexions. You
know what I'm talking about? Those meth heads, those crack heads. Like that's a don't do drug
commercial. You want, I want my son to not try drugs. I'm not going to show him that commercial.
I'm going to go walk around downtown Portland and be like, see that son?
That's why you don't smoke crack.
That's a fucking horror movie, folks.
That's a.
We popping the most welcoming space.
This is the most welcoming space in all of Web3.
It is wet t-shirt Wednesday, fellas.
Ladies, ladies, let's get them.
And men, if you want to participate,
you can pour water or beer over your wet t-shirt.
But let's get wet and wild on Wednesday.
Turn down for what?
Get in where you fit in.
Sounds nice. Make it twice. We see you charity man. Yeah I give half my money to charity too.
The other half I give to Lexus. Yeah I give money to charity and Hope. I give a little money to
Hope. She's on stage three. She's on stage three. She dances too.
Not just charity, folks.
It's not just charity you want to tip your money to, everybody.
Tip your bartenders, folks.
Tip, tip, tip.
Don't over-tip them, bro.
I always, at the strip clubs, man, I always like to check the stick.
We'll climb, like, to the top of the pole and swing around the raptors and shit.
Oh, yeah. Bring bring some bring something that i can't do acrobatics huh you like the
acrobatics i can't do don't bring something i can do to the table yeah so show me something
Chicks with them strong thighs.
chicks with them strong thighs
This Christmas, I kept all my teeth
because I didn't smoke.
Strong thighs and sexy eyes.
I just got a DM from the charity man.
He's going to give us all one E for charity.
Fantastic.
That's why I like charity.
I like destiny. Destiny is my girl. I don why I like charity. I like destiny.
Destiny is my girl.
I don't know about charity, man.
Charity man.
That's who my man Daniel.
That was his girlfriend in high school.
He had a girlfriend named Destiny.
Why you get a girlfriend, man, in high school?
Man, it's dumb.
Man, you know.
We'd be like, we're about to go here.
He's like, yeah, I'm gonna go hang with Destiny.
That's what he was.
The ones you had to watch out for.
Like, we going out and hang out tonight, what?
Yeah, Destiny said I couldn't go.
We're going to hang out with Mercedes tonight.
What about Heaven spelled backwards?
Nevia?
Nevia?
Nevia?
Backwards is how she has to introduce herself every time.
She's like, yeah, well, it's Heaven spelled backwards.
I'm like, then why didn't they just name you Heaven?
Like, why are we doing this whole, like, you got to explain to every single person when you say your name's Nevia.
Then you say, oh, well, it's Heaven spelled spelled backwards you say every time you introduce yourself why why would your
parents do that to you i don't know we digress i know a kid that's named that which is fucked
up why was it i know a kid that's named levi yeah no i and it's backwards right
Yeah, no, and it's backwards, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's wild.
That's crazy.
She's destined to be a stripper, I guess.
What about Terrasis?
Terrasis, secret spelled backwards.
Terrasis?
I don't know.
I don't know.
You can really do some harm by what you decide to name your kid.
It says Ballin'.
My mom named me Ballin'.
Ballin'.
What in the Ballin' hell?
Yo, Tricky!
Tricky, Tricky!
Tricky, Tricky, Tricky.
Hey.
Hey, it's Tricky.
Know who this is?
From DeFi Space Donkeys.
What's up, fam? Hope you're doing good.
What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?
How are you, man?
Doing good. I had something to say about that last thing you were saying,
but when I do my intro, my mind just goes blank.
Well, it's good because I don't remember what we were talking about last
since you came up.
Pimping ain't easy
but a show is fun get get in where you want to wonder why it's not easy why we couldn't make it
easy it always has to be hard i don't think because of the money that's the money everybody
wants the money and exchange down how can we make it more efficient it's like a system
How can we make it more efficient?
It's like a system.
If we set up a system,
then now pimping is very easy
because it's a simplistic system.
And I think that we can work it.
But if it was easy,
would it be as fun?
Yes, because we'd be able to pump it out
continuously and redundantly.
Sometimes if it's easy, easy doesn't always equal better.
Like sometimes it's like the girl is too easy and everybody got a turn.
I didn't really value the turn as I didn't want the turn as much.
Yeah, we always we always call those things doorknob.
They were doing obviously everybody got a turn.
But why? Why?
You don't want to wait. No, don't don't act like you want to wait if they go why doorknob you want to have you ever met a stripper named air
tight airtight airtight i have not what's the punch airtight
not what's the punch airtight
he seems like that would have been a good advertisement what about vice grip
by script there you go i think vice grip picked up with nitro i think they had a baby
like they were i nitro is the baby daddy i ain't the baby daddy we going on more i'm not the baby guys this is natural
and the you know those shows when they're like are you the father you know there's part of them
that's kind of like i hope it's me because otherwise that was cheating on me but there's
also part of it where they don't want to be like on the hook for like paternity duties or whatever
you know i don't know and you don't want to be connected with a Yahoo cuz then you can exactly just crazy
Yahoo for life for right you want to be free yeah if they say the baby is not
yours they're like yes just for some good coochie you could get connected to
a weirdo for life.
So you got to be careful.
I'm telling you, man.
That's a life lesson.
No, no, definitely.
That's important shit.
You trying to go for the 9s and 10s.
I'm going for the 6s and 7s.
Tell me about it.
I was in one for 14 years.
That was enough.
Okay.
This motherfucker went robot voice. I i'm gonna tell you right now
you don't want to deal with all the shenanigans you gotta get you gotta get with the right one
baby because then you you're like oh man yeah she's hot and all that stuff you gotta do all
these goddamn shenanigans and uh and then and she's a weirdo but she got good coochie you know what
i mean she's cute see all that you gotta drop it down and you go i don't just like her for her
beauty it's got a good personality that's what six seven is and that is rational that keeps you
around they make tacos on tuesday wings on wednesday um baby i got that that's good sausage
as you like from trader joe's i'm gonna make that for breakfast tomorrow that's not what the bad
one does the bad one's talking about i'm going out to brunch bitch all you're trying to do is
good you know some nigga working to goddamn he does fucking general manager to spot you up in
there with your friends talking shit try Try and fuck with the general manager.
Look dressing up.
Bitch, what you dressing up for?
Because I like to look nice.
You ain't never wore that perfume with me.
Because I didn't like to wear it before.
I just like to look nice.
Yeah, that bitch is up or something.
Exactly.
And then they see how they flip it on you and i don't
know if it's a gasoline style or the narcs but they flip it on you and be like oh you be controlling
you you what you trying to tell me what to wear you i can wear what i want to wear look you know
what i'll talk to you later all that means is they about to get it cracking all day, but she got the argument to base on.
So now don't really got to hit you back till later.
Come on, man.
Man, that stuff happens.
Yeah, it happens.
Sounds like that was a bad relationship.
You better know the blueprint.
No, I'm just observing.
I saw this in a movie.
I'm telling you, you got to know all the relationships.
You got to be able to read that shit.
And a six or seven, you're not going to deal with that.
They're making tacos on Tuesday.
You come back home, you're thinking they're out,
having happy hour with their friends.
Nope.
You smell that?
Yeah.
I got that good cheese you like.
They cooked.
That's the truth.
It's the crazy
versus hot scale
right
the hotter they are
the crazier
they probably are
or just the more
shenanigans
they gonna get you into
the more
yeah
so I mean
I can't
I can't comment
too much on this
because I am still
in a married
committed relationship
so if I'm just
gonna say my wife is like a this is just So if I'm just going to say my wife's like a six, seven.
This is just hypothetical stuff.
I'm just saying hypothetically.
I get it.
Hypothetical.
That's why my wife, she's the least amount of crazy for how hot she is.
She's making tacos on Tuesday, huh?
Of any girl I've ever met in my life.
Is she making tacos on Tuesday?
My wife makes tacos.
She made tacos last night.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
See what I'm saying?
And then on Wednesdays, we might have the wings, wild wings,
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But there's that maybe 15 minutes, maybe 30 minutes on a good night at the end of the night was not worth the fucking crazy.
Not worth the crazy that you got to deal with.
You can have an extravaganza with a 6'7 with no crazy.
And they bring you a hot rag.
So much better.
Bring you a hot rag you so much better words bring you all so much better
otherwise but but if it's the most guys are shooting for the 10 and then the 10 is
that's because you get triggered that's because you get triggered you see all the beauty and
the you know the booty and all that stuff you can't get triggered you just stay rational and go
man do you know how it makes booty does booty does know and booty does make you lose your mind up and watch.
Watch this. Watch this.
Then it gets your mind all discombobulated.
You don't even understand that bitch and dressed all up because she trying to she thinks it's a fucking competition.
You're in there. We can't wait to have everybody. Fuck that shit.
Bitch, you better understand the vibration and know what's going on.
If not, we're come on, man'm relaxing i want to know does the coca-cola you guys have at this
establishment burn my throat and do you provide limes like these are the most important thing for
me not are you dressed up and trying to ain't no fucking competition there's no competition. Shit. There's only sugar in my Coke.
Motherfucker tried to bring a competition.
Wow.
I think you win a competition.
And the next contestant is Bowlin.
Oh, his cologne is not that good.
Look at his outfit.
There's some crazy girls out there that, like I said,
even if it's a great night and you're like,
the extravaganza is like super extravaganza. It's like, it's not worth the rest of the time when
it's like just crazy. You know, like, that's why I like not saying that, but I've dated, I went to, I've been around the world and I've been married.
I'm still married.
And, and there is a crazy amount of crazy people out there. So when I found one with the least amount of crazy, with a max amount of hotness on that scale.
Like, okay.
You got to be decisive.
That's the thing.
You got to be decisive.
It's like in the game. You can't drive into two people and then still keep trying to shoot.
You got to find the open man.
Draw two.
Find the open man.
See what happens.
Move the ball.
You get going.
You getting it going.
You got your best outfit on.
You got the haircut.
You got the haircut, you know, you got your cologne on.
You know, you got your cologne on.
It's going good.
It's going good.
And then you're like, the one come up to you.
And she want to just hang with you all night.
But what are you?
You big balling status, out of control apparatus.
You're like, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm going to talk with you a little bit later.
I'm going to come find me.
I'm going to come find you too.
Okay, cool.
And you don't ever see them again.
You went and tried to go find all the other ones.
And you won't end up with nothing and you actually chased three other ones and they thought they was
so cool because you didn't forget it was the competition you didn't know it was the competition
the balling out of control on the mission a competition and and i don't want to be in that
so you've got to take that one that takes you sometimes it's a six seven
not a three wherever hacks is hack shoots threes but if there's six seven and they're like
not saying yeah i know first dates if you take a girl that's a first date and she wants to and
you take her to taco bell and she's pissed she's too high
society ruth chris and she's happy yeah she's gonna be happy when you go to ruth chris you gotta
throw ruth chris in here though you gotta throw so my wife first date i made dinner i made dinner
and it was not very good and the second day the second date we went to Portland City Grill, right?
So I tested her.
I was like, is she still going to be cool?
Even if I'm like, not like, I didn't try to do like over the top, like order in, pretend
like I cooked it.
I cooked the meal.
She was cool.
She didn't like judge me because I wasn't a great cook or that it wasn't the most fancy.
And yeah, so that was like, oh, she passed
that test. Kind of like when you ask somebody, hey, what if we, like we were saying the other
day, like if you take a girl on a date, maybe not to Taco Bell, but to like a local dive bar,
and she's like, complains, is that really what you want to deal with for the rest of your life?
Like, I know you want to put yourself out there on a good foot like a
good impression but also like i don't want a materialistic like somebody that's only
going to be happy when it's caviar and crab i'm lying i took her to portland city girl
and then i told my friend hey i might need a place to stay tonight, but probably not
because I'm pretty good at girls to do things with me that I'd like to do with them. So I probably
won't need a place to stay tonight, Munce, but just in case, can I crash at your place? I don't
think I'm going to need it, but just in case, I didn't talk to Munson for two days after that
because I did not need a place to stay that night.
We digress, folks.
This is Wet T-Shirt Wednesday.
I don't know why Hoop Dreams hasn't changed the name of the space yet.
Tommy's –
Because you didn't make me the goddamn co-host, or Tommy didn't.
That was a shot of Tommy, not you, Hoop, just so you know.
That was a jab at Tommy Gunn for not adding you as a co-host.
You got to be decisive and you got to know when to drive and kick.
And usually us guys, we try to go for the nines and tens.
That's realistic.
That is true.
I'm just now coming to this epiphany.
You know what I mean?
You keep trying to, keep trying keep trying to oh don't look at
that look at that it ain't as my homeboy says it ain't all about the diamond in the rough
it ain't all about the diamond in the rough see that you see that just let that don't don't say
nothing after that you gotta let it sit for a little bit you gotta make sure you look at it
the right way it ain't all about the diamond in the rough. We've been saying this for about 15 years.
Dude, all you used to have to do is look for fake tits.
You didn't want to fuck with the chicks or the fake tits.
And look at, we're not, we are not against those.
We are not negatively against those.
That's not negative.
Wifey material, tougher, tougher.
You just never know.
When that happens, that's a telltale sign that, uh-oh, they trying to be in the 9-10 club.
Exactly.
I've dated nines and I've dated tens.
And it's fun when you're at the pool, at the water park and walk by and guys give you that little nod of the head.
Like, dude, this guy must be fucking rich or be packing about something bigger than he probably is because he's a white guy like i
don't know how the this guy pulled that girl that's kind of fun but it's not it's not material
they're more materialistic because they want to be the 10 so they get the fake boob job but they are
six foot and blonde with big fake tits and guys do give you that little you know
some women they actually get it done for their own confidence not for you know to make other people
you know look at them but they go both it goes both ways it goes both ways it goes both but
there is people that do it because they want to feel confident how do you get confident you have
guys look at you in a sexual way that That can give you confidence, I guess.
I'm going to see if I can unpack this.
The dynamic for men and women, men have to pursue.
Women get the adoration.
They get the guys coming to them.
So it makes more sense for them to look done up and look good.
And if you're not getting the adoration, you're figuring like,
oh, I got to beef it up some so that that happens.
I'm not saying that that doesn't help your self-confidence,
but the dynamic is different.
The guys had to be the,
and don't mean we don't have to dress up and stuff.
We just know that we gonna get shot down,
shotgun blasted to the face,
even if we are the perfect selection.
And you just, whether you look good or not,
you know that that's just a part of that dynamic.
The women have to be a certain way.
So they're in the selection process.
They're the selectors.
Yeah.
And now it's not just fake boobs.
Have public join around with BBLs.
Yeah.
It's getting out of hand and the lips,
the eyebrows,
the lashes,
DSLs,
those DS,
those DSLs. Those DSLs.
Wait, can I just be 100?
Most women nowadays, their photos don't really look like them.
And that's being 100.
And that's because of all the filters.
That's the filters, the AI.
You can see when somebody doesn't A out their photos and doesn't put a bunch of shit on their photos.
I might got a little bit more salt and pepper
sprinkled in there.
My hairline might be back a teensy bit.
Not that much, just a teensy bit, but
I'm not going to throw no splash
and zing and ra-la-la,
razzle-dazzle on my pictures.
You go, oh, look at that motherfucker. He might be a CEO.
He ain't a coach.
I'm just me. It's just me.
The one in the picture. If you can find a woman that can be like, no, I'm just me. It's just me. The one in the picture.
No, if you can find a woman that can be pretty without makeup,
I think that's a huge flex.
Like a woman that wakes up in the morning and looks really beautiful still.
That's like the best.
Oh, yeah.
And that's what I'm trying to to best that's what i married because the 910 club mean when they wake up they're like oh no you can't you can't look at them or nothing i gotta go to the
bathroom they hide gotta go do some special thing to themselves you know what i mean it's a light
time you can't see me now like whoa you see me i got stinky
breath i probably just farted before i woke up i'm not i can't control that that was i'm not in
control that one but the thing is crazy you probably don't do that thing do you where you
shove their heads under the quilt well maybe but my thing is i think the woman done farted a few
times in the night and we're going to give you credit for that.
So it's like you're trying to – that's who you are.
You woke up.
You can't – you're going to go give me a presentation?
Go to the bathroom.
Yeah, but you don't have to put their head under the – hold up, SJ.
What fucking guy puts your head under the quilt to make you smell their fart i mean i'm gonna fart i'm gonna fart
i'm not afraid to fart i want you to feel my life i'm not gonna hold a woman's head under the
quilt if you get the full intensity of the fart that's a different gives you a different perception
man y'all two are killed that's cruel yeah you can maybe get a whiff of it like oh baby you crazy
rule yeah you can maybe get a whiff of it like oh baby you crazy yeah i get it yeah but but like
people let me bring you to ground zero of the fart i don't think that should happen
yeah i have cleaned this room out quick we got like 40 people in here voting day wet t-shirt contest. It's like, we ain't trying to talk about the farts, man. Like, I'm not sure.
Glitch crap was like, man.
Say one more.
Say fart again.
Say fuck.
Say fuck.
If you say fuck.
Name two people that have left.
I can't even think of two people.
Well, Hax is one.
Fuck him.
Green.
Tricky.
Hax.
Shorty.
Shorty.
Shorty don't come up and talk.
She's not coming up and talking.
Normally.
She's not talking. She's not going to say a damn word.
Crypto Confident left right away.
Rabs is right.
He's in Solana. Rabs
doing something else.
The real ones are still here.
Tommy does the bad titles.
People don't come in initially.
So we don't even get the initial
people that should come in
because the title... Have you changed the name of the space yet? initially so we don't even get the initial people that should come in because it's high
are you have you changed the name of the space yet tommy hasn't given me any responsibility
no no no ownership at all selfish but he's or a lady give me take it away from me
i'm big baller status apparatus out of control big dog status as me i can i can
i can mute you guys he likes to keep a tight ship he he wants to be a bouncer you know how
the bouncers act like bigger they think they like a you actually know i was uh
i was a secret what they call secret service from obama as well yeah and as a bouncer i'll
be like preaching accessibility and i'd be like i got one arm so why don't you just handcuff
yourself but i will pound you yeah can you put those cups on for me because it's gonna be a long
time if i'm trying to hold you down let me ask a quick question to dave dave dave dave i have a
question for dave so if someone were like we were just talking about like the hotter they are the
crazier they are if they were to say in the dating game, you know, the one where they ask a question
and leaves and comes back and guesses, what would you say is,
on a scale of 1 to 10, hotness, how hot is your wife?
Eight.
Eight?
What do you think she would guess if she hadn't heard?
Would she say higher, lower, or do you think she would say,
oh, I think my husband thinks I'm about an eight?
She would probably say lower.
She probably said you would have guessed a seven?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, fair.
Good answer.
Yeah, because, like, yeah, I think that's a good answer.
KT. KT, do you feel comfortable answering this question?
Yeah, always.
I don't give a fuck.
What would you say?
What would you say?
How hot on a scale of one to 10 is your wife?
Well, like, yeah, like a 9.5. 12. I've never seen this.
Yeah, like a 9.5.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Realistically, yeah.
You married well, as did I, as did Dave, because he's still married.
But he is still holding that stock from 92.
And we're all still poors because he has the Elon Musk stock from his friend, Elon.
E, as he calls him.
He calls him E.
He doesn't even call him Elon Musk. He just calls him E because they're homies.
He's got this insider trading deal in 92.
And since then, he worked as a cover, as a fraud until 2015.
And now he does whatever the fuck he wants, when he wants, where he wants, for how long
he wants.
He's still hanging here listening to God knows what about wherever this fucking conversation
is gone because he doesn't have to work because he hasn't had to work since 92 on this insider trading deal
that he got fucking hey why wasn't I there ah I'm sick and tired of not getting on this goddamn
I don't get on none of the token launches I don't get my 9,000 AVAX I done missed out
they done taken everything from me beat me down to my. I just want to be a part of the club.
I've been showing up.
I run spaces, mental health, anything.
What you want?
Make it last?
You tell me I don't get nothing.
Nothing.
Hey, if this was the arena, I would send you some ball and token.
Look at this.
Let me tell you this.
I want to be like Charles Hawkinson's in here for Tally Bootnick and Michael Saylor. If this was the arena, I would send you some ball and token. Look at this. Let me tell you this.
I want to be like Charles Hawkinson's in here for Tally, Boot, Nick, and Michael Saylor.
And they're like, man, you know what, man?
I hear your story.
I've been looking for a fire.
I did my due diligence.
I'm not just taking your word for it.
I asked around.
You know how they do.
I asked around.
Their story's checked out.
Yeah, yeah. Their story's checked out.
No, I did my research.
I went deeper than you.
I checked it out, yeah.
Checked the wallets. Yeah. I dove into it. I seen, I did my research. I went deeper than you thought. I checked it out, yeah. Checked the wallets.
Yeah.
I dove into it.
I seen you've been doing it.
Man, you know what?
We're going to throw you 10 BTC, 10 ETH, and we're going to throw you.
How hard is that?
How hard is that?
The guy's a 900 billionaire.
What's Hawkinson got?
He got the Cardano, and we're going to throw you a million Cardano, man.
You know, I just, come on.
And I'm not gonna I'm
not gonna dump at all no no no no no no just like roughly 90 of it it's like 90 of it 75 75 25 I'll
keep active alley wise would dump all of it and just dumped your shirt not not not who you have a community person I am
75 will be taken off We will live. Yeah, obviously we will live. Obviously we will change our lifestyle and that will reflect
Then we reflected back to people that I'm connected with in the community. They will touch it
They will they will sense that they were like man. I never had that type of omelet before yet
No, no, we're trickle down. It's called the Trickle Down Economics, I believe.
Try that omelet.
We'll give it all up at the top.
I already took care of it.
A little bit, we'll get down to the measly runs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Trickle Down Economy.
After breakfast, we're going to go down and get massages.
And then I just let everybody have $1,000 to be able to gamble with as we're at the wind right now.
Right.
Sounds like that's what KT figured out because
Mexico is a dream and way smarter than you. I got finished on your itinerary, but you guys go ahead
and do that. Finish your massages up. I'm going to go upstairs and bust it down bald eagle style,
take a shower, and I'll meet you guys down by the craps tables, okay? I'll be right there. I'll be
there. I'll be at the blackjack table. I'll be there probably about before you. I'm gonna go crack it too.
Now I don't know what type of baller you are, but you got a thousand dollars worth of chips down there.
Oh yeah, yeah. I'm not trying.
Wait here. Okay, thanks.
I know some of you are used to more KTs like, nah, not 100K. I don't get 100K.
Like, okay, KT, I'm working on the liquidity pools.
So the next trip we take that everybody could get 100K, but at this moment I can only... I'm like, okay, KT, I'm working on the liquidity pools. So the next trip we take that everybody could get a hundred K,
but at this moment I can only-
I'm there.
It's a thousand, I'm sorry.
Meager accommodations.
I get that it's only so many.
That's not even half of each.
Oops, I get it.
I'm still looking at money in USD.
I'm trying to change it over to look at one AVAX,
it's still one AVAXx but i'm not there yet
i wish it was still there because i bought some avax when it was 120 but one event
is still one avax and chicken will always do egg forever oh we used to buy a vax when it was over
a hundred dollars and then we changed them for nfts that were gonna give us rain and we wanted a rare one because it was gonna be like a rare rooster chicken chicken was doing what they were
supposed to do chicken laid egg but uh tycoons they fleeced us i got rid of them tycoons as fast
as i might not even made 200 off them two tycoons but i got rid of them i had a epic i bought i bought cardano at two dollars
and eleven and we're still poor dave i said i bought avax when it was 10 times what it is now
cardano's what 15 cents 16 cents yeah close that sucks that's a lot that's a lot so um we should have bought more stock in 92
and less uh he's got more of it he's got more than you do i bet he's got he got it in the
treasury it's sitting there waiting he's got it in the wallet it's in that wallet ready to be
deployed deployed he can send it out anytime he wants. Now, you guys, man, don't be late.
We got to be downstairs by 12.
So you got it. It's 1046 right now.
So you got a little bit of time.
And then we got the party bus headed out to the Grand Canyon.
So if anybody wants to go on that.
I'll be there at 1040.
No, no, no, no, no. I'm not going today.
You guys can go to the Grand Canyon.
Okay, yeah, stay in. You guys go to the resort.
We're going to get on the party bus.
I'm hanging by the pool. I want to go to the Grand Canyon. Okay, yeah. Stay in. You guys go to the resort. We're going to get on the party bus. I'm hanging by the pool.
I want to go to the Grand Canyon on Monday.
Not today, on Saturday.
Saturday.
It's Saturday.
Saturday pool day.
I'm going to hang out by the pool on Saturday.
Saturday afternoon.
In Vegas?
Yeah, go on a Tuesday.
Come on, man.
Pool party.
We're staying at the wind.
Who puts their head under the water in Vegas?
Come on, buddy.
What do you guys want?
Tommy probably does.
Tommy probably is splashing around in the Vegas.
With people pissing and shitting in there.
Appetizers to have by the pool.
We're at the Lazy River.
At the MGM Grand.
What cocktail are you having?
We might be at the MGM or the Wynn.
I don't know who's going.
I'm having a lava flow.
So I'm having a strawberry margarita and some piña colada blended in.
Oh, yeah.
I want the margarita, not the daiquiri because I prefer margaritas because of the tequila.
I got that with no alcohol in it.
The virgin lava flow for this guy.
I want the sex on the beach.
We're going to have sex on the beach
for the lady.
Me, I'm going to have the lava flow.
Who ordered the wings?
Who ordered these wings?
Oh, those are down there.
That's the one-armed wonder.
That's Tommy.
That's for Tommy.
I got the wings.
Allie Wise, he's got the fish and chips
they're on their way it's halibut his ass got that salad i'm trying to eat healthier
in vegas give me a million breaks give him the yard give him the three foot daiquiri
all the big the big long yeah the big long one that they walk around on the strip. The big long slushie that has like 500 grams of sugar and like 10 shots of alcohol.
Let's go. Let's go.
That's what I like is to get the slushies.
Man, they got slushies at every hotel.
Everywhere you go.
And you don't have to get.
Fuck, it's rainy and 46 degrees here.
Rainy and 46 degrees here.
Why are we not in July in Vegas?
That's because these motherfuckers didn't give Hoops his 9,000 A back.
I didn't get 9,000.
I didn't get none of my BTC or ETH or anything, Solana.
And I would be the one who would bring you guys all out to Vegas.
See that?
I wouldn't even hold back.
And he'd have the suite there.
You guys get your own suites have the suite there sweet you guys
get your own suites i know some of you guys like to do some things and i don't want to be really
be enjoying that you can do whatever you want you guys all get your own suites you do what you want
you can meet me downstairs at mine you better knock i'd bear and if you don't know the secret
knock i ain't answering you know you never know what's going on in there. Then after the shenanigans, this isn't the Wolf of Wall Street.
After the shenanigans, we're going to go downtown, downstairs, and actually take the casino.
Fair.
Not selling wood, not selling shitty stocks.
We're going to go mano in mano.
You can take the house.
The house always wins.
Not always. Not always. Not tonight. the house. The house always wins. Not always.
Not always. Not today.
Not today. First time for everything,
motherfuckers. Go big or go home.
Let's go.
I'm putting everything on black right now.
One time, fun time.
Get in where you fit in.
I'm going black.
7 or 11 is my
lucky number. 7 or 11.ie Wise. 7 or 11 is my lucky number. 7 or 11, all in.
7 or 11.
She want to play craps.
Allie Wise, will you stop ordering drinks from the waitress?
Was that roulette or was that craps?
No, that's craps.
7 or 11 is craps.
She was talking roulette, but you could also be talking craps
if you want to play the sixes and the eights.
You don't want seven. Six and eights.
You don't want seven.
Seven, crap out.
We want sixes and eights all day.
We'll put 12.
Is it a hard eight the easy way?
Is it a hard eight or easy?
We want the easy eights.
The hard eights pay better.
Easy eights all day.
But you got to put a little juice on the hard eight just to hit the hits, right?
Sack it on top there.
Oh, yeah.
Put a couple bucks.
Come on, man.
You got to throw a little something over there.
Put a couple hundred on that.
What's the odds on that?
Like eight, ten?
I think it's 11 because the chances of just getting an eight would be, what,
one out of 12?
With so many more eights than there are hitting 12s, right?
Because 12s, you have to have a six and a six.
See, these motherfuckers want to talk about tokenology
and shit and they can't even break down crap's numbers.
Or roulette, if you want to talk roulette,
there's 36 numbers.
People think it's red or black's 50-50,
but there is a green space.
Sometimes there's two green spaces.
If you're ever given the option to have one green space or two,
obviously play with the one with one.
Because it's not 50-50.
It's not 50-50.
Well, what about first? Actually, there's one more chance, because what if it hits?
People are like, oh, I'll put $50 on red, $50 on black, and I'll break even.
It's not exactly.
It's maybe like 45 or something.
What if it hits green? What about this?
First third, second third, third
third, where the odds are
67%.
But then
you're risking more
but you're covering more on the table.
You could cover two
of the third. You lose one of those automatically.
Cover two thirds.
It's three to one odds, but basically. You lose one of those automatically. Cover two thirds. And you would get two to one.
It's three to one odds, but basically you would lose one of them.
And so you get two to one.
So you get two to one on two thirds of the table, but you're risking more. You got to put a little change out there.
Yeah.
To cover more numbers.
Yeah, I like that strategy.
I've seen guys do that and then pick maybe a couple of them in that last third
that you're not blanking, Dean.
Well, yeah, exactly.
And then sometimes I like playing the numbers.
It's just that's obviously.
35 to 1.
Yeah, well, yeah, it's 35 to 1.
But it's harder to hit those those but you you know um just sometimes
i'll do like black even and i've hit one night i roulette i was up four or five thousand dollars
and i don't play a lot like big sums but i was going black odd red even back and forth wow and i'd put all i'd put like five bucks on each one of those and so
i was hitting i hit like four in a row and it was like so it was like i got paid all the black even
money red or odd even money but then i put five bucks i got to one. Lost a couple that didn't hit, obviously.
But I hit back and forth.
It went like that like four times.
Wow.
And it was like the odds.
It was just, yeah, it was strategy.
And I've lost a lot too.
I won't talk about it.
No one will remember.
No one wants to hear about the ones when I felt like I got kicked in the nuts really
hard walking out of the casino down.
Yeah, but you got to talk about the wins.
You got to talk about the wins.
Celebrate the wins.
Blocked bad, harnessed good.
Circular.
I remember years ago, I was doing a Nike job.
I was at the Paris.
And it was the first night before we had to do work.
Might have been like a Friday night.
And I'm down at the casino at the craps tables i tell myself
i'm about to rock with a couple hundred dollars and see what can happen man i'm already feeling
it down there so i'm playing you know already fucked up how many years this this is in the summertime this was 2007 in late july august i was doing the job for team usa was
the first year or might be 06 that they were doing the um no it was 07 right after they lost 06
they yeah they were doing um training camp down there that's why they did nike you know runs all the usa stuff so we're
doing the photo shoots down there but that's besides the point the main thing i was getting
hitting them on the tables and every time i would get a 25 or a hundred dollar chip i'll put in my
back pocket and i would just play with the five5 and $10 chips and whatever I had out there.
I just keep doing this.
I'm down there for a couple hours.
I just kind of stop and feel my back pocket.
Man, I got a couple grand in my back.
I just feel it.
I'm like, oh, man, I got to stop.
Such a good feeling, dude.
Such a good feeling because you know how random it is.
Usually you lose it back.
You're not going to do no strategy.
Like you just said, sometimes randomly you get a little strategy going.
And I pulled back, man, it was probably $2,200, man.
And I'm down there working.
So it just, man, yeah, it felt good.
So I'm thinking.
Started that you're coming in.
Do you lose it all back the next couple of nights?
No, I just, I basically extended that.
I took some money back home, but that was like play money while I'm there.
Yeah, that's dope.
Man, Vegas.
Shit, Vegas.
Some of those times when I'd take those teams down there.
Oh, yeah.
Man.
I mean, well, that was crazy.
I'd be with E-May, Kendrick, and E-May would roll out with me.
Sometimes I might roll out Dolo, but Kendrick, you know,
this dude goes to church and everything.
But he's my best friend, and he stays in a hotel.
So every night he'd go, hey, man, come on, man, just stay back.
Stay in a hotel.
I'm like, man, shut up.
Now I'm about to go get on these hoes, man.
Shut up.
That's so funny. I'd go out and kick it, and I'd stay out
till like maybe 5, almost 6 in the morning,
and like clockwork, he would come wake me up at 7.30
to go work out down in the thing,
and then we would get breakfast at the pepper meal.
And we'd just do that each morning.
That was like our routine before we'd get to gain.
It was like he did it to bring me back to life.
That's so funny.
Like this motherfucker got a coach today.
Oh, man.
I used to just rally.
Now it changes.
I'm so old now.
I can't imagine doing the shit.
Oh, yeah.
You don't even want to do that shit.
I don't want to be up all night boozing.
I do one night, and I'm like, fuck, I'm exhausted.
But when you're 25, 26.
When I was first down there, I'm going out.
Who do you think I'm out there kicking with?
All the fucking college coaches are out.
Yeah, that's.
I'm out fucking hanging with Sprinkle and Dedrick Taylor
and all these motherfuckers
are now head coaches. That's like the Final Four, man.
Like in Phoenix, you know, you see all
these guys out there. Same thing. Same exact thing.
Each other.
But I think it's almost, well,
it might get just as crazy for Final Four
because guys are
working with recruiting, but they're out partying
because it's the middle of the summer. Yeah. Anders are losing jobs april april they're yeah the final four like
probably saturday night after the games 99 of everybody's not not working because they're not
in the final four so they're hanging they're networking and interviewing for jobs right but there's a lot of
networking that goes on and partying too that saturday night after the games and the final four
a lot of guys well that's where the networking i think that's where they don't go to the national
oh yeah that's where all of it happens you're not gonna meet you remember that we were when me and
um what's the name came over by where you was at?
STK?
Steakhouse?
Well, before that, when we went over, when I was with Choi, we came over by the little spots where it's in Scottsdale where it's like.
Oh, that street.
I don't know, 10 spots all right by each other.
Yeah.
Yeah, that place was crazy.
It was like, I was like, can I get, uh, two Coronas two Coronas and a mixed drink?
And she's like, yeah, $80.
I was like, what?
It was like 2020 and 25.
I was like, Corona's $25?
She's like, yeah.
I was like, I felt like I just took it.
I was like, fuck that shit.
Well, I told you this. I was like, I'm going to stop. Yeah, I'm not having a little drinks. This is where I showed how old I was like, I thought I just took it. Like, I was like, oh, fuck that shit. Well, I told Troy this.
I was like, I'm going to stop.
Yeah, I'm not having a drink.
This is why I showed how old I was.
We walked around the corner, and I seen all that.
I said, oh, man, I don't do the clubs, Troy.
I was like, I thought it was like a lounge or something.
He was like, oh, no, no.
But he's like, my boss is in here.
We got to go in here.
I was like, well, you can go in there if you want.
I'm going back to the car.
And dude, you know what I'm about to do.
I was like, you can go in there if you want. But I kept back to the car. And, dude, you know what I'm about to do. I said, you can go in there if you want.
But I kept going.
I'm not going.
And he got us in line.
I'm like, Troy, I'm not going in here.
We got up to the front line.
He's like, all right, man, we can dip.
That's right.
Because I got in.
So then we went to STK.
That's where we met you guys there afterwards.
I was with Big Cunningham and Bryce.
I just sent that picture to him.
It was me, Choi, Cunningham, and Bryce.
Choi had his little charger on him.
He was charging his phone.
He stole that charger from me.
Fucking Choi.
Oh, fucking Stiller.
He's a Stiller.
But no, that was good vibrations that night.
Good eats.
I'm mad I didn't get the steak, man.
I got, like, some seafood because I was following Cap Bryce.
I was like, man, let me try something different, dumbass.
I should have just got a steak.
Oh, I got a steak.
That was bomb.
And, yeah, that was – we were there with –
Yeah, that was with the girls there.
Yeah, and Xavier Chernak.
Chernak. Chernak.
He's one of the
coaches, right?
He's the coach
from Jamestown
Community College.
That's where
Tommy's at.
Yeah,
that was good
vibrations.
he's in New York
or he's in
Jamestown,
same name,
different place.
Jamestown,
New York
is where good vibes.
I think what hotel I was staying in.
I was over there by Tempe.
Scottsdale's High Society.
I just posted up in the gem, though.
Real High Society.
Too expensive, but fun.
That place, though, was good vibes for sure or stk
yeah i went to stk and um what's it called uh
Atlanta with false, too.
atlanta with false too
This might have been right before we got there.
You guys were right behind us in that picture, I think, aren't you?
Let me see.
No, this was right before we got there.
We were in that table right before you were at,
but that was right after.
I mean, right before, I want to say.
I can find this picture.
Hold up.
What was that date?
That date, it was 24 April. SJ
Yeah
What's up? What are you up to?
You're just listening to us reminisce about good times
Yes, just listening
Chilling, smoking
I have to sort my kids, you know i'm just drained now
do you like steak i love steak who don't apart from kt down there that's what i was gonna say
not like i mean not everybody likes steak so i mean some people like vegan food. Some people don't like or don't eat steak.
I mean, I don't know if KT's ever had steak.
She has had it, I think.
She's not long recently done the vegan.
That place was good.
See that picture?
And then that's the night.
See that picture?
The blonde girl next to me is the one that's helping us plan this trip to Greece that we're going on.
So she's from Greece.
She's a travel consultant, plays professional basketball in Greece.
And she's planning this trip or she's helping organize this trip that we're going on with Grit to Greece.
So she takes Ballin Token in exchange for travel.
You can get a discount if you give her Ballin Token, which is pretty cool that she accepts Ballin Token and is a travel consultant.
So she's helping us plan this trip to Greece
that we're going on in March.
March.
Let's go.
Did you find that picture, Hoop?
It's April of 24.
He's probably finding a post making a post and doesn't want to lose his spot
oh i'm just looking back art had some jumbotron usage
when when do you go to greece uh i'm going march 20th through 30th what are you doing i know zuki's meeting me there
i have a birthday that month so i won't be doing a lot
so row fly on over to greece not it's not too far we're gonna be
there zuki's gonna be there but um yeah we're gonna we're gonna make it happen in greece so
So, yeah, it's a lot closer than typically are to the across the sea, across the pond, wave a magic one.
I wish I could be there now. I wish I could be there now. Pow, pow, pow.
So, I just got to Roseburg, Oregon, and I pulled off the road.
I'm at Cascades Coffee House.
I'm going to go have a large iced chai latte. Iced chai latte.
Iced chai latte.
That's what I'm going to have.
What are you having?
SJ is smoking.
I don't know where KT is.
Dave does whatever the fuck he wants because he's a billionaire.
Glitchcraft.
Still down there.
Gotta make a basketball game.
Shouldn't be that hard to make a basketball game.
I'm talking to like five different AIs right now.
Trying to figure this out.
Hoops is back.
He's hitting the video.
See that?
I just had to find it.
Why has Cho got to ruin the photo with that
charger charger you see you see like how classy everybody else looks and then we're all dripping
looking all flossy and this dude just looking bummy with a charger like just bummy look at him
like you know what i'm saying just the people i I hang out with, KT, we just fly.
We just, we don't even try to be fly.
Like, we just, you see it.
Drip.
Yeah, it's like, a big thing is, like, you either have it or you don't.
And the biggest thing for me is, like, people that have, a lot of people that have money just, like, don't have swag at all.
Don't have it at all they just don't
have no they just think whatever is cool is cool but realistically like most of the shit that's put
out there is generic as fuck i could be their stylist you know i could help them out but like
you said it's just it's just natural but then choy naturally just came bummy and i was like
i remember being really disappointed when I pulled up.
Because I was like, I don't got to tell my peoples how to do it.
They just know to come fly.
And then, like, man, is he really my peoples if he comes like this?
Because this is not how we rock.
You know what I mean?
It was disappointing.
And it almost messed up a good night, but it did.
I remember we had fun right before we came into the restaurant, too.
It took us a little time.
Who's that tall-ass guy on the right side?
That's my man Cunningham.
He tall as shit.
So both of them dudes I used to train, and Choi, I basically trained him as a coach.
I help him with his recruiting and everything.
That looks like Ben Baller, that guy.
No, that's Choi.
He looks like Ben Baller.
He did the chain.
Did he do the chain?
That's funny.
Cunningham, I forget where he played at.
Oregon State?
He went to Juco, National Juco,
and then he went to two different D1s.
I want to say he went
to Southern Idaho.
How tall is he?
6'8".
You see them 76ers
though last night? We fucked shit up.
Man, they've been playing a good brand.
Thank God.
You know what I like?
You know what I like though?
That I've noticed, which I can appreciate
because that motherfucker doesn't need to be at all the games.
The owner is like at 95% of the home games.
And I've noticed that.
He always, you can always tell
because he has like very long, like long and shaggy hair. The owner of the 76ers, And I've noticed that. He always. You can always tell. Because he has like very long.
Like long as shaggy hair.
The owner of the 76ers.
Like he has nice hair.
He's not like one of the old owners.
That most of the fucking basketball teams have.
And he's usually at the fucking games.
And you know like for a guy that's worth a lot of money like that.
He could be anywhere.
But you could tell he really fucking wants his team to fucking win.
He's there every fucking day.
Isn't the owner Michael Rubin?
Yeah, I think he's got the shaggy brown hair.
He's, like, younger.
He's, like, a younger guy.
He's the one that owns the Fanatics.
Oh, he does?
Yeah, he owns the memorabilia shit.
And, like, he got the dope because he licensed it with all the NBA, NFL, NHL, like the license and shit, you know, them residuals.
Yeah, he's a smart guy.
Yeah, he tells a story about he started selling stuff like big time stuff when he was damn near like 18 years old where he like he found some deal on like $500,000.
I mean, 500, thousand pairs of shoes or
something crazy and then you mean like think about that you go and sell that for whatever amount
like you you're making dough yeah but he bought it for like really cheap he's like a real
entrepreneur there you go yeah i like that i like that he's our fucking owner to be honest he's the one that got Meek Mill out of prison too
yep he is
yeah he is
no he's a good guy
the people of the city like him a lot
you know what I mean
and Embed
he's like one of my favorite players
on that fucking team right now
I think he's so fucking good
he's immensely talented he's so good we have that other player he's bal, I think he's so fucking good. Like, he... Oh, he's immensely talented. He's so good.
We have that other player. He's balding.
I think he fucking sucks. The other
tall player, the guy that plays
when he's not playing. I think he's
ass. Is that
Paul George? I think it might
be. He's balding. He's a tall player.
He has... He's one of the...
He's the other tall guy on the 76ers,
and he has, like, a receding hairline that's really
fucking bad. Yeah. It might be. Let me check. Let me see. Because he sucks. The other star
player is supposed to be Paul George, but really it's been Vijay Ejikambe. Um, let me see.
He's the rookie from the Bahamas.
Yeah, Drummond, I hate him.
Ugh.
He is trash, though.
He is trash.
Compared to Embed, he's so much fucking, like, they don't compare.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, he's a backup center.
Yeah.
The fact that our guy, he was doing so well last night, I think? Yeah, he's a backup center. Yeah. The fact that our guy,
he was doing so well last night,
I think he got, like,
over 15 points or so.
Like, he just did so well.
You don't really see
those bigger players.
Like, Shaquille O'Neal
was one of those big players
that would get some points.
But, like, you don't usually see
the big players getting points.
So I, like, appreciate
when a big player is, like,
shooting really, like,
three-pointers and shit.
Like, good for you.
They can do everything.
Just gotta show up.
You don't know if my friend be injured.
Sometimes he has a little attitude.
Different shit.
Baby mama's giving him trouble.
But when he's locked in,
he's cold.
I'm all about it.
When my team's winning, I'm happy.
You know, Emei was there for a year, right, Ballin?
He was in Philly for a year, worked with MB.
Before he went to Brooklyn and went there.
He actually might have been in Philly for two years.
He actually might have been in Philly for two years.
I posted up there the video of the fire, the pyro that they let you do for,
was it his birthday or they said it was his birthday?
Celebration?
I was doing God's work on my phone right there.
You see me?
Oh, I'm sure you were working.
You were working.
You know what I mean?
You were, hey.
Setting up appointments, making sure I get people.
Setting up things happen.
Clinics, all type of things.
The ladies fight for his delight.
Why is Choi ruined that photo with the...
Is this bad, man? We got to get chat GPT. We're in there so swaggy. Everybody's just relaxing. fight for his delight. Why is Choi ruined that photo with the... We gotta get
chat GPT. We're in there so
swaggy. Everybody's just relaxing
and Choi's... You can't even put that behind his back
or something.
With a bad outfit on.
Like, come on, man. Bring an outfit at
least.
You're in Vegas, bro.
No, no. You're in Phoenix.
But still, you don't have no fit.
Yeah.
Like nothing.
You're classy.
Man, put on a Nike tech suit.
You could at least done it with Nike tech.
Right.
Where's Troy come?
I'm about to jog back to the hotel.
That's what he looks like.
That's the outfit he has on.
Rocky playing.
Good night, though.
Good eats.
I have my plate of food on there.
I was about to put it on there.
There were some other coaches in there, weren't there?
I feel like.
There was the coach who's now at South Florida. Somebody was up in there weren't there, I feel like? There was the coach who's now at South Florida.
Somebody was up in there that night.
Brian, Brian Holbert?
Not sure.
I remember there was somebody up in there.
Yeah, they got...
You know how that...
You know who that guy is I'm talking about?
USF, South Florida.
Coach.
USF.
He was up in there.
It was all type of coaches.
I went and met.
Choi's head coach, they were all up to some little spot.
Come on up in here.
It's like, nah, I'm not going in there.
Troy can.
I'm not.
I'm driving.
I got a rental car.
Troy with me.
Or he's staying with y'all.
and I'm going to go back to the hotel.
But I'm going to go back to the hotel.
I fixed it for you all.
I fixed it for you all.
And it makes him...
I don't know if that's exactly how he looks.
But Choi looked at...
He ended up leaving.
He said, all right, we can dip.
Come on.
Look at...
That doesn't make...
That AI is crazy.
Look at that.
It took it out of his hands.
I know, but look how grubby... His still outfit is. That guy is crazy. Look at that. It took it out of his hands.
I know, but look how grubby.
His still outfit is.
Is that even a button?
He's got buttons on that t-shirt.
That's what it looks like.
That's funny.
Just grubby.
I mean, seriously, man. Just take a look at this you guys like look at that again let's like scroll through then you see him you see everybody you're like
something's wrong here he tries to think he's doing it with having some yeezys on but that
don't do it enough buddy i mean look at the picture above it with the guy has sweats and
the tech fleeks and he doesn't even look like he's that out of place.
You know what I'm saying?
Right?
Like, I got, like, baby blue pants on and a quarter, half zip.
And obviously the ladies are dressed to impress.
Look at my man, the bald head, dude.
Look at his socks.
He's got the gray socks on.
And you got John Willis.
Coach Willis, I don't know.
He's getting close to Choi's territory.
Yeah, he was kind of jeans and a little grubby.
He thinks we had Izzy's or something.
I think he thought we were going to Denny's.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, no, I'm good, man.
You sure?
No, I'm good.
He kept saying, I'm good.
He's got a picture of Michael Jordan, but he's got Adidas on his half zip.
Oh, yeah.
Come on, brother.
Oh, Willis.
You could have wore that earlier at the coaches, the NABC thing, the games. But then when we
go to dinner, you got to switch it up a little
bit, right?
STK.
Something.
And see, look it. In today's day and age,
you can solve
a lot of your issues with a hoodie. If you just got a good
hoodie.
Shayna got
her toes out. Not the hoodie. Shayna got her toes out.
Not the hoodie.
Shayna got her toes out there.
No, no.
I mean, but you can solve it.
Like, if you ain't got, like, some little tight shirt, you throw on a funky, fresh hoodie, and you're good.
You're still in.
Funky, fresh.
But then you got somebody like Choi who comes with the dry fit t-shirt and just, like, look, you got the b-boy stance.
Like, no, you're not doing it, buddy. I don't give a damn about and just like look you got the b-boy stance like no you're not doing
it buddy i don't give a damn about them yeezys you got on you didn't get the memo look at everybody
and look at you look at everybody look at you i wish he was in here right now where is troy i just
sent him a text i said how do you know that that's not his outfit to go out for a meal
it could be and i think it is and that's why we're trying to coach him that's why we're trying to
change it it's bad it's and and so there's nothing that you can lessen it and be like okay take it
easy no there's no take it easy that's very bad and that's where women and men differ the women
are like oh yeah you're nice you look good and good. And as soon as you walk away, you start talking shit about them.
We're unveiling it all at the beginning.
Say it to his face.
And I'm sure that night, I can't remember all the conversations,
but very sure it was like, man, what the fuck is you doing, dog?
You want the PB&J here at the steakhouse?
You want the, are you going to have the chicken tenders, Troy?
He might only got a Caesar salad or something, too.
I don't even think he got, like, a meal.
Are you going to get it to eat up at the kids, from the kids' table?
I'll take the Caesar.
Are you going to get anything?
Are you getting anything?
Okay, that's the, the ladies kind of press them.
Well, okay, that's the appetizer.
Are you getting, like, a meal, an entree like everybody else is getting?
I'm just going to get the Caesar.
And can I get a Coke as well?
No, he might have got a drink too.
Who knows?
It's like, damn, Troy, you make us look bad with your outfit and your orders.
Can I have a hot dog?
Do you guys have a good hot dog here?
Like, I ain't with this motherfucker, man.
I don't know why he's sitting at our table.
I do not notice that.
But yes, can I get a Caesar?
Yeah.
I like a steak.
Medium.
Medium.
I'm going to have the medium plus on the sirloin.
I'll take the garlic mash.
And, yeah, we'll have the garlic mashers and asparagus.
Do you guys have the grilled asparagus?
Yeah.
I like to take that as well.
I'll have a side, please.
Let's have some, maybe a lobster tail.
Yeah, you guys like lobster?
You guys do the lobster tail?
You want to do a duo on the lobster tail?
Yeah, let's do a lobster tail for the table.
We'll do one for, we'll get two.
So that way there's one for each of us on the lobster tail.
And then do you have the potatoes au gras?
Au groute, if you will?
Potatoes.
Yeah, yeah.
Gratu.
Gratu.
We'll have it on the side.
We'll have that a la carte.
But yeah, no, I want the sirloin, filet, medium plus.
Let's have two of those.
Let's just bring out two.
The eight ounce or the 14 ounce.
The porterhouse?
No, I said the eight ounce or the 14 ounce.
I'm not doing the petite.
I'm a man.
This is not the kitty menu.
I want two of the 14.
I want 28.
I want 28 ounces, and I want it to hurt.
I want two of them.
And the lobster mac.
The mac and cheese with the lobster, please.
Yeah.
That'd be great.
Don't know who really like mushrooms with their steak.
I do like mushrooms sauteed in butter.
Let's go, SJ.
That is, I do like sauteed mushrooms that are, yeah, butter sauteed.
I do like chimichurri sauce hoop on my steak when people say oh i like steak
if it's a good steak it doesn't need no sauce i'm not talking a1 i if it's a applebee steak i might
have a1 but if we're talking about like a steak like they serve you up at um car lot like the cecilia's cecilia's love cecilia.com
shout out maybe we can get 10 off our next uh steak steak and eggs um
yeah fuck yeah i want the chimichurri sauce i want extra chimichurri sauce please
and yeah um over yeah over medium on the eggs um yeah crispy bacon we'll add bacon yeah we'll put
yeah i know i'm getting a steak but i'll toss the bacon in too all right all right sj
it's about that time of day where i try to pretend like i'm not just a worthless
i actually just got to where i'm going so sitting out in the car probably should go inside and do
some shit and stuff and things and pretend like I do stuff and things and stuff to do.
But it's been true.
I got a meeting here in about 20 minutes.
I got to go too.
All right, Tommy.
We'll catch up with you later.
We'll have another space tomorrow morning.
Thanks for coming, everybody.
Later, FJ, CKT.
Glitch mode.
