Y'all this one right here this song I should wait for bark. I should wait for bark to get in here
His songs dedicated to his idol when idols become rivals
Y'all this Chris Rock. I'm in here with my man Ricky Rosé
We're drinking this Bel-Air Rosé. That's how we do it. That's all we do
In Wingstop, what you know about Wingstop?
No, no, not about no Wingstop
You can't have to sit out in the corner shut the fuck up and take notes
I'm in here with my man Ricky Rosé. We're drinking this Bel-Air Rosé. That's how we do it. That's all we do
In Wingstop, what you know about Wingstop nigga? You don't know about no Wingstop
You can't handle this nigga
You can't have to sit out in the corner shut the fuck up
You can't handle this nigga
You can't handle this nigga
You can't handle this nigga
You can't handle this nigga
You can't have to sit out in the corner shut the fuck up and take notes, bitch
I used to see niggas on tv, man
I used to be like y'all niggas so blessed
You know what I'm saying?
Bark used to see Alex on twitter and he used to be like man that guy is so blessed
You know what I'm saying? Guys, you got to take everything Rick Ross says in this song as if he's Bark
The name of this song is idols become rivals. You got to compare that situation with Bark and Alex currently
I used to see niggas on tv, man
I used to be like y'all niggas so blessed
You know what I'm saying?
If I had that opportunity
You know what I'm saying?
I grew up on that cash money
Bling Bling was well known to flash money
Hit the liquor store after my big authority
Quick to switch your bitch up pick up me a thicker shorty
Pistol on me nigga ain't no picking on me. We better rent so it's better if you go get your army
The thug holiday is where your body lay
Me and trick daddy come from a common place
So us getting money. That's just a conversation. It's so hard staying rich in mr confrontations
two guards in the overloaf is Ronald Reagan or Barack obama whisper asalama lake him
Live for the moment god for the streets
Babel on the dash kilos on the seat
I used to see you niggas on my tiki screen
And wonder what was life like was it all a dream?
And then I met you out on live nation dates came to the realization that your watch was fake
You nearly broke my heart. I really thought you niggas really owned them cars
I used to look up to you, nigga
Hard to point a finger when you live a life of sin
I'm gonna bring my niggas with me if I lose a win
Boy, the fleet of cars let the bitches tag along this little thing of ours not the ones that tattle on
Or merge with the cold mint ball parties with gold still blowing thick smoke while you powder your nose
Set your head rushing till the day the feds rush
That's when you niggas wish you put your bread up least whips bad blood that shit is in chips
Fast money coming slow. You better think quick rap game. So much fuck shit done
That's why there's 45 in my truck fit trunks
Fuck a skateboard. I win ain't got a rate boy
Catholic record labels niggas getting raped boy birdman some priest moans in his synagogue
Publishing is a sin repent for jimmy lord
And pray that many fresh you get to see the light
You stole them boys clubbing bought a foreclosure scott starched demons in it, which is more poison
I hand it over records never charge the coin, but since the sentiment i'm talking all along
All miami issues rose to hand the phone same way big ducky do for me in california
Never slip and got relationships with the trillest niggas tony draper j prince and every jenny henchman
Plenty killers and I know that denny with it
Tiger chin chiller really ain't no penny pension
Luded you would never visit bg
Turk came home take that boy a free piece shooting dope using coat moving like you the folks
Sacrificing half our life for your new musical
You would kill the self-esteem and motivate. I drive
Boy was in our pocket by the time he kept the five
I pray you find the kindness in your heart for winning
His entire life. He gave you what that was the game
I watch this old debacle so i'm about to blame last request. Can all producers please get paid?
Can't believe this shit, huh
How the fuck did you touch half a billion nigga?
And you threw a starving nigga
You came to my city nigga
I let you in my city nigga
You gonna hurt me the most niggas how you did my brother cali nigga
Cali was loyal to you nigga
The pain I seen in my brother eyes nigga
Facetiming my nigga nigga. He took that to the chin nigga. That's why my nigga blessed
That's why my nigga cali blessed
He put my nigga in the hole on me
I don't fear you forgot my nigga
That shit hurt me younger dig
Man we gotta this is this is bark's day right here. He's gotta let off all the diss tracks
And y'all I know you ain't talk about me dog. You what?
Been on my dick nigga. You love my style
Fuck with your soul like ether. Teach you the king. You know you got us on across the belly
No, i'm prove you lost a very yourself for the main event y'all impatiently waiting
It's like the age test. What's the results? Not positive. Who's the best pop nazam big ain't no best
Who's the best who's the best east west? Who's the best who's the best who's the best who's the best who's the best who's the best pop nazam
I embrace y'all with napalm blows up. No guts left chest face gone. How do you know?
Burn it at the side of your dome come out of my throne. I got the rest
I'm not starting to space. So there's 200 comments
Comment your soul wallet addresses tag karate combat
Hey, yeah, you faggot y'all kneel and kiss the motherfucking ring
Uh talk about me laugh behind my back but in my face shots are well wishes friendly acting envy hiding snakes with your hands
I throw my money man. How much can I take when the streets keep calling heard it when i was sweet
Bamba just hit me up and said he has a diss track for web
We keep on coming while we're running for your juice steady
I know what you know what? I got a better diss track that probably web is the only person in the whole room that knows
Machiavelli rest in peace
You ain't a killer you a pussy
Hold it in the sauce stealing pot shit like he just wrote it
These drugs i'm a quick saying motherfucker stand before somebody fucks me up
Little n***a named Jai think he lie like me
Talking bout he left eyes when he took nine like me
You living fantasies n***a, I reject his deposit
When your little sweet ass gon' come out of the closet
Now you want him why DMX, blow them out
Let's tell grown folks talking bitch, close your mouth
Beat me, I take this world shit deeply
That same too many real n****s ball up these bitch n****s beat me black
Use your motherfucking punk and you'll see me with gloves
Quit scaring them fucking kids with your old ass mouth
And you can tell them n****s you roll with whatever you want
Because you and I know what's going on
N***a pay back the tide, know your bitch ass from way back
Will this be strapped for max, know I don't play that
All these old rappers trying to advance
It's all over now, take it like a man
Herb looking like Larry Holmes flag his seat
Trying to play it on my seat
Made a fat dick, loving this shit, that's how you made me
Feeling like I got you n****s crazy
Against all odds, don't be my dawg, motherfuckers know
This be the realest shit I ever wrote
Against all odds, up in the studio, getting blow
To the truest shit I ever spoke
Hey y'all, I've been one of the most humble
Reppin' streets to call, hey Jeffrey
What the fuck you coming for with me for?
It's been a long time coming, like a blessing to check
You see 106 and Park fame won't even fucking respect you
It's kinda funny, when it be pop when I fake like you dawg
Running around talking shit that he incapable of
Now let me off this cocksucker whilst we handle you n***a
If I recall, a violator used to manage you n***a
Then took a closer look and realized you was an imposter
There's never been a violator on a murder ink roster
Dumbass, now who shootin'?
I made you look, you said boss singing the same old hook
You stupid, if y'all shootin'
I'll take a look at your man, the bitch shot herself in front of Def Jam
You said a bald ass n***a started adjusting your plans
You let the streets down n***a, apologize to your fans
Watch you pull a little stunt like we ain't know what it was
Lil' faggot desperate trying to reestablish a buzz
I know this shit is driving you crazy, you wonderin' how
Everybody tag karate combat in the bottom right hand corner
Let's get them in here, we need to set this fight up
We need to set this fight up
I feel like I am at lunchtime right now
In lunchtime, and we're waiting for someone to fight at the end
When the bell comes at 3 p.m.
Brooks, it's 3.20, where's bark?
I see Alex is listening, but where's bark?
Yo, dude, this is not a good sign
Definitely not a good sign that Goldilocks isn't here
Yo, 3 p.m. by the flagpole, bell rings, they better both show up
Uh, this is gonna be on Worlds
Yo, did bark have his mom come pick him up before-
Yeah, dude, did they world star?
Did bark have his mom come pick him up before the end of school?
Uh, bark is not gonna be able to call his mom
We made that, like, 100% clear with bark
Yo, guys, is bark getting cold feet?
I want to see in the comments
Who thinks bark is getting cold feet?
The other one already disappeared
No, Alex, yo, he popped right out of other listener
He heard you say his name
Alex told himself, like, yo, you know what?
I have no reason to be here if my opponent ain't here
He was like, my opponent's not even here
What the fuck am I doing?
Is that a knockout by default?
But once that contract is signed
So, this- this needs to happen
You should fight Michael from- from crypto zoo
And cryptos are us and moo moo inu
No, we don't care about none of that
We care about these two people currently
Let them get it over with
And then we'd be accepting all challenges
We'd be entertaining everything and everyone
Someone commented, oh, you never want to call out the small accounts
Because you know we'd kick your ass
Bunch of undocksed losers
You ain't beating nobody up, I can promise you that
100% not beating nobody up
That's why you're sitting there
Probably got- got a big- big puffy carrot top for a head
Looking like, uh, looking like the water boy, bro
Looking like fucking Bobby Boucher
Out here talking all this shit on Twitter
We're not doing none of that stuff at all
So if you're gonna call anyone out
You better be doxxed and you better be ready to rock
If you got like 300 followers, bro, nobody's entertaining you
You got no business calling nobody out
Put some marketing through
I don't see Jake Paul fighting somebody with no following
You know, I don't see Jake Paul fighting the third string
Third string karate combat quarterback
That nobody even knows their name
You know, they're fighting on the early prelims
Of like an amateur fight night
And we ain't interested in none of that
What I could tell you, though
Is the winner of this fight
Is gonna fight somebody else
And hey, a year and a half, two years down the line
Guys, we have every opportunity in front of us with this
This is something that's gonna grow
We have every opportunity in front of us here
That is gonna lead to like a future Jake Paul of the space
Jake Paul was just a YouTuber
Started out fighting nobodies
Then started fighting pro fighters, NFL players
And all different kinds of people
And look at where he is today
Logan Paul ended up in the ring with Floyd fucking Mayweather
And stood there and fought
This could grow into that
Let's go back, back, back in the past
There used to be a cartoon, if I'm remembering properly
Called Celebrity Deathmatch on MTV
It was cartoon celebrities, like their cartoon version of them
Fighting and people loved that show
That has since evolved into actual celebrity fighting
And it's blowing up, you know
The sport of boxing was dead
Nobody was interested in boxing anymore
Besides like your Mayweathers, your...
Your big names, your Manny Pacquiao's
No one cared about boxing
These influencers and celebrities brought boxing back to life
Kids want to become boxers again
People are watching boxing
Last night there was a big boxing fight
Everyone was fucking watching
So to see it evolve and grow to this
And see it happening in the crypto space
And just watching those last few events that happened
Dude, I was fucking impressed
I was impressed with everything
From top to bottom, bottom to top
The production quality, it was entertaining, it was fun
It was cool seeing people in the new fight
Guys, this is gonna be huge
Guys, just looking at all the people that fought
Nothing against anyone that fought
You know, I think they all did a hell of a job
You know, just showing up
Just showing up, they get all the credit that's due
But looking at all the people that fought
And then looking at Alex Embarcio
Way more as professional fighters than any of the people that fought
I'm talking about physique-wise, age-wise, looks-wise
I definitely see opportunity in this fucking succeeding
I definitely see people wanting to watch more after this fight happens
So I think this is gonna be big, man
I think there's gonna be a rematch
From either side, whoever wins is gonna want a rematch
You know, this is the beginning of something big
So I'm fucking excited about this
While we figure out whether Barque quit or not
Did everyone tag Barque in the bottom right hand corner to ask him if he quit or what's going on?
Because it's looking like he quit
It's looking like he got cold feet
I think his opponent posted a bunch of videos of himself jump roping and hitting the bag
You know, talk about when idols become rivals
The opponent has disappeared
So we gotta tag him in the bottom right hand corner
Get his ass in here, ask him where he is
If we're gonna say that we're building in public
And not be front-facing to the public when we're most needed
That's not really a good thing
Think in doge mouse versus Webb
Webb and mamba-bamba is not happening
Dude, that guy will knock Webb's head off his shoulders
Webb don't even have a neck
He's got one of them chins that connect to the neck
And the neck connects to the shoulder
Listen, regardless of anything
If he wants to do it, let's do it
Because that's where Webb has the most potential
Just imagine Webb knocking out a semi-pro washed-up boxer
He's at 3,100, ladies and gentlemen, by the way
That dude's not a washed-up boxer, bro
He's young and sharp too, man
So he would definitely knock your head off your shoulders, bro
Speaking of this, a lot of people started moving soul to eat again
Because of all the montage, all the...
That's a very, very big deal
So that's a big deal now to watch for eat shitcoins
But it's also a big deal that you don't get caught thinking
Like I am right now and miss out on a bunch of new soul shitcoins and soul shitcoin pumps
So these big-ass whales, especially the people behind Magic Eden
And Hello Moon and that whole crew
What they'll do now is with some serious money
Start pumping their little soul shitcoins
To make you look like you missed out and you fucked up
And it's just how it works
So just be very cautious at this time
Just keep your eyes on the fucking market
Webb, we doing this? Doge mouse versus Webb?
Yeah, I'm fine with whatever you guys want to do
Bobo challenged me, Moncey challenged me
Mouse never challenged me
But I'm sure Mouse down, so like either way, it don't matter
We want to give Mouse an opponent
It's not Mouse, it's Mouse
That five is an S if you didn't know how to read
We know that you've got some struggles
It's okay, we'll get through them
Do you want to fight Doge mouse, yes or no, Webb?
Webb will fight anybody that wants to fight
Do you want to fight Doge mouse, yes or no, Webb?
Like I don't personally want to fight him
Who do you want to fight?
Webb, do you want to fight Doge mouse, yes or no?
Okay, Doge mouse, are you interested in fighting Webb?
Yeah, I'll fight Webb, sure
Like you're gonna be able to travel and show up to events and all that stuff?
I mean, yeah, you just tell me where I have to go
You guys do know that you're both going to be selling your soul to me, correct?
I don't know what that means, though
For every hundred dollars I make, you make a dollar
Listen, listen, that's how this management thing works
That's how- see, who are the two people that are never gonna make it?
Listen, Don Kink, that's not how it's gonna work
It's Don Kink, it's Don Kink, it's Don Kink, listen
Nicki Minaj did not go and become Nicki Minaj without signing some paperwork
You know, if you don't know what a 360 deal looks like
you definitely don't know what it looks like in boxing so we're definitely gonna
have to put you on but if you're not gonna sign on the dotted line then I
hope you could do it on your own independent better have a lot of money
to back your ass up are you guys both interested yes or no so doge mouth saying
yes web is scared to sell a soul pretty much but he's gonna capitulate cuz he
can't you can't back out right web all night I'm not really selling your soul
bro that's it we say that as a joke here but I'm sure we could work out like we
could work out like three dollars for every hundred but instead of the one
we'll figure something out now make Bobo I know you have a bone to pick which
one do you want yeah at this moment I'll take web that's gonna be an
entertaining one the Gordetos and I don't think what's gonna lose weight to
be honest everyone loves to fight web everybody wants to smoke that's fine web
versus the world next title in the stream web web do me a favor post a
selfie of yourself just to give them an idea like post that picture that you
posted yesterday those legs ain't gonna hold you up on me it's all about the
legs and the hips web yo web's legs might be wooden my hands don't lie said
Shakira once now make Bobo are you a fighter I used to and I'll get back at it
tomorrow because today I'm fucking getting drunk that's service as I take
how many survey says are you having today they're about eight I think that's
gonna be good enough yo BitBoy was broke that BitBoy fight
motivated a lot of fucking people BitBoy has had his fair share of bar fights he
was constantly trying to get that guy down and take his head off and not
listen to the referee like there was a time in that fight a few times in that
fight where I thought he was gonna elbow the ref in the mouth like by accident I
didn't think he was gonna get off the guy that that uh like the the end of the
ring the slant kept saving them fucker yo like every time he would be like he
would be like about to get dropped it would fall onto that and BitBoy would
fall on top of him onto that ledge I didn't really love that I think a cage
like a fence would have been a lot better I also didn't like the whole not
being able to take people down it wasn't the first fight like a jujitsu match
where the one dude was on his back and wouldn't get off his back and then got
his shit pushed in yeah I think the first one was within the rest or some of
them were if it was MMA but hey listen it's different you know people do want
different so what the fuck do I know you know what do I know it was the guy
who could who got knocked out with a kick was sick bro that was what the fifth
one the sixth one the kick to the head right yeah that was sick yeah that was
sick those guys I think both are are like trained fighters I don't think they
were crypto influencers oh so that was pretty damn cool I have Alex's whole
game plan I have Alex's whole game plan he's gonna be trying to take out barks
calf muscle yo and shins that's what he's gonna be going for bark definitely
needs to practice checks practice how to had a dodge and block those leg kicks
because you get your leg taken out especially if it's early in a fight man
you are fucked you're gonna be limping around it's your legs ain't gonna hold
you up so now I look at someone like web and that picture that he posted with
the $30 Jordans those legs ain't holding web up especially not for no two
minutes maybe like eight seconds but those legs look like they're gonna give
out web do you work out legs yeah I don't even really work out bro web your
body bro did that shape and that pick you your shape like you're built like
spongebob homie like square body square frame and then the legs are just straight
sticks so we got to definitely work on that if we're gonna fight doge mouse
doge mouse dude doge mouse what do you weigh right now I probably 220 220
what do you what do you weigh web like 230 230 web's definitely like 5 8 okay
okay very well fucker I'm not finally you're 5 8 homie no I'm not even my
daughter just laughs because that's a joke 230 so you could can you cut weight
down to 220 easily web absolutely Mick Bobo I don't think you could cut weight
down to anything homie I don't think you're gonna stop eating tacos and
drinking cervezas bro under percent books you don't owe me I was not in
fucking social media a few years ago so I just fucking stuck to it I'm
determined bro I just put you a video where I used to train I'm actually here
with my training right now we're gonna have a good coat in some
services and after that boom Bobo's not fucking around bro yo guys you know like
on a Windows computer how you used to do control all control all delete you guys
remember that or no yeah what do you do on a MacBook is there like a control
alt delete function on a MacBook I haven't been using a Mac I've been using
a PC so I don't think it's on my phone
arcs in here he's back he's here let's see let's see see let's see what he's
got for us I don't know I don't know I thought he was getting cold feet I hope
this is not to pull out of the fight or anything like that bark what do we what
are we doing man you all right no I had to take care of but I didn't take care
of some sponsorship opportunities the big money is already flowing in they
know that this fight's gonna be they know this fight's gonna be the top
fight but they're talking about that one you're talking about that one dm
aren't you the big one the big one we just yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we're
gonna close it yeah I don't know what to tell him like I'm kind of torn to tell
these sponsors like yo the fights gonna be quick like I'm gonna fuck him up
quick and like you're not gonna get three rounds of sponsorship airtime
like he's gonna be fucked up quick and it's gonna be it's gonna be messy like
you want that with your brand like you want a messy fight like it's gonna be
it's gonna be a lot of blood like teeth are gonna be missing like it's gonna be
tough book so yeah and everybody agrees I put out a post saying like this post
of shilling villain needs to be taught a lesson and you know whatever that means
to you you know after he after he hosted spaces for months like him and that crew
like hosted spaces for months books just constantly defaming and attacking
builders and influencers and projects in the space like him and his crew are
doing that like I think there needs to be some retribution and I I you know
fortunately unfortunately need to be the person that delivers it to him so who are
you representing is it the the wag me cabal I'm representing every single
person who he's defamed and attacked and and and and you know and just hosted
hate spaces on this platform for so all of those all of those days and months
and he spent doing all that shit you know I have to be the one that do it
I had the step out of training who brought him up here who brought him up
here was is that the lard I was in training and I just found out that Jesus was five
five same I need his books and I'm ready to go he needs an ass whooping yo
fitting is an asshole are you gonna fight buddy fitting fitting fitting let me
need an ass whooping yo baby let me just I'm just gonna give you an idea real
quick of the whole audience and what they got spam spam the 100 emoji if you
actually think that fit he's gonna fight spam the heart emoji if you think he's
all larping and all talking and trying to engagement farm this whole situation
spam the heart emoji so I'm just showing you bro like I don't want you to form
this until you sign the contract like you sign a contract sign a contract and
you can farm with my business manager hold on a second hold on hold on hold
on guys hey guys does that does daddy does daddy does daddy ever fight people
or does daddy call the police I know I know I know he doesn't want to get hurt
I know thank you sweetie are you guys having a good day no no no no no one's
gonna fight your dad tell your dad I was fighting for you I was telling him to get
you McDonald's and he said no I meant I meant Cheesecake Factory no no no I meant
I meant ill estao and then you get to go to Walle's after tacos pizza pizza your daddy's
a very good man girls huh yes I'm a very big reader yeah you guys should be reading
too you guys should be reading too yes guys whatever you do do not follow Fiddy
Dottie you do not engage with any of his post anything of that this is all engagement farming
for him he thinks that talking about the fighting is it's all engagement farming nothing
serious like big time I'm just dude I gotta like for kids especially little girls bro
books is like the number one sucker so I can't really give it to him right now he's got this
is like a shield this is a shield he has right now he's yeah like shit on purpose
that's terrible is there a verbal agreement my favorite my favorite was when he was he used
to be scared of shilling villain and now he's here he's on bark side he wants shilling
villain to lose that my favorite part of this whole thing is just watching watching how
people operate I just find it funny yo if you think and I'm not saying this in reference
to bark and Alex but if you think physique has anything to do with Caraté you have no
idea bro you have no idea brother did you see did you see let me ask you a question
do you know who Anthony Joshua is you see Anthony Joshua's physique if you took this
bomb by Alex bark and Conor McGregor and put them into one person you get Anthony Joshua
bro that's how good the physique is okay and did you see his fight against Ruiz do you
remember what Ruiz look like Ruiz looked like if you took Webb Mick Bobo and my lifetime
supply of Uncrustables and put it into one person with extra extra Diet Coke Capri Suns
and 17 Heineken's that's what you would get and did you see what mr. Andy Ruiz did to
Joshua in that boxing match what does that tell you that tells you that technique is
greater than you know that arrow that we use technique greater than physique in any sort
of combat sport so we have to guys that whole physique and oh weight class and this and that
guy you guys are not professional fighters so put that shit on the side that's like saying
that Mayweather in his prime could beat Mike Tyson in his prime because Mike Tyson's record
is not so great and Mayweather's physique is better think about that Mike Tyson would destroy
Floyd Mayweather I think Mike Tyson would knock out Floyd Mayweather today as an old man so again
you know we gotta we gotta think about all these things we appreciate you Fiddy have a great day
with your daughters bro enjoy the rest of your day take care of it we'll see you guys soon take care
all right bark let's get back to business here bro we don't have any underage kids on spaces
anymore yeah dude this guy it's just farming farming farming farming farming is all he cares
about he thinks he's gonna farm a fight for three months he needs an asshole yeah he's gonna give us
an excuse ass whooping bro you're catching a lawsuit that you're never walking away from
this guy sneezes he's going to the doctor and it's coming right away it's gonna say garnished
wages on your paycheck it's gonna say his last name and even give you a tiny ass reason as to why
your paycheck went from three hundred dollars to twenty two dollars and thirty six cents
that guy sneezes it's coming out of your paycheck he's suing the fuck out of you that's the type of
guy bro that if you sneeze next to him and a little spit gets on his arm you get in charge
with assault and getting sued by him so you got to be careful with him unless he signs the waiver
and everything and then he can farm and do everything he wants but as of right now he's
larping and just trying to farm and it's not going to happen now bark you got to tell me how ready you
are we can't we can't be having your opponent was here nice and early waiting and it took you an
hour to show up uh yo him being on time it's just because he has no he doesn't have a job
he just sits on crypto twitter all day larping doing absolutely nothing that's not that's not
impressive at all in fact that's a red flag to me i don't know we got we got boxing kingdom coming
up see what boxing kingdom's got to say about all this this is the number one source for boxing
commentary ladies and gentlemen and i know they're getting ready for this for this main event right
here a boxing kingdom did you know uh about the bark and shilling villain fight
boxing kingdom what's up i heard some boxing folks so i joined yeah so we've got uh we've
got some crypto fights man i don't know if you watched karate combat or the icf and all that
other stuff i've been watching it lately yeah i watched um bitboy get down last week so the next
main event is between alex shilling villain and bark meta nice and we've got bark meta up here as
a co-host uh we've got alex in the bottom you know like you know that snake watches its prey
before it attacks the mouse so we've got him in the audience right now just listening absorbing
absorbing all the information he can get for his game plan uh that's what i think bark thinks he's
sitting down there shaking in his boots uh because he knows that 90 days are going to come by faster
than he can imagine but we've got both of them here right now boxing kingdom are you going to be doing
any commentary for this fight man i definitely got to commentate man crypto has been known to
produce the biggest warriors in the combat world which warriors uh have been produced from the
i was i was joking man no i'll definitely commentate on the fight and i'll um
i'll definitely do some pushing for you guys just send me through some links
it's gonna be a big one it's gonna be a big one i'll tell you that much uh
now you you write about all boxers usually our stage is all pro boxers by the way yeah like we
usually cover professional boxes um do some pushing for amateur but we've been looking at
the crypto boxes too lately so definitely you hear were you here last night by any chance
no i wasn't on this last night we're not for long yeah last night man we had ryan garcia up here
jake paul we had bomba la bomba we had a bunch of pro boxers up here fighting with each other
yeah jake paul's not a pro boxer though yet he's trying to be yeah shah request to come back up
buddy uh jake paul dude dude i he is bro he is he is man what he is man he's training hard so
he's gonna get there i hope he's world champion one day well listen i respect him more than tommy
fury if i'm being honest yeah so jake's living the life man he's sparring he's doing everything so
i really hope he's world champion as a boxer i respect him more than tommy fury bro tommy
fury has been training his whole life trained by a father that's an ex-professional boxer a brother
that's a champion in multiple divisions so i don't know man jake paul really did his thing
knocked out tyron woodley who has a mean mean mean right hand and jake fights this week as well
who's he fighting who's he fighting i did not know that dolan i think from memory that's his
name he's he's not too bad i posted a video yesterday of him he's pretty Dalton's wide receiver
yeah he's pretty he's he's got some good power hold on bro no i don't know who he's fighting
who's he fighting let me just bring it off for you sure fighting next week mark yeah he's fighting
he's definitely fighting ball and yeah that's a pro boxer right yeah 17 and two it's a good test
so he's just knocked out andre august and now he's fighting ball and and he's
doing it as the co-main with serrano as the main event so he does a lot for women's boxing
oh jake paul's gonna knock this guy out bro yeah easy yeah golden gloves champion not a professional
boxer he's gonna knock him out he's gonna knock him out i'm more interested in bark versus shilling
are you familiar with those two people yeah i've been watching them how long you've been watching
them just like i'm on crypto twitter a lot so i've got my eye on them you've seen them on tv
too right like that last face off that they had at the event yeah i saw that that was crazy bro
you saw how hard he pushed him yeah really i thought it was gonna erupt a bit there yo me too
i thought they were gonna throw down so i i think i think what stopped them from throwing down
it had to like it 100 had to be uh you know crotchy little brother the other the little
guy that was standing next to bark hmm they were yay high oh the smaller guy yep the ball yeah glasses
shh was he was he gonna throw it out as well no no but he got in the middle of them he made
he stopped them he stopped them some say that that was bark sugar daddy
some say that but how did you feel when you watched this happen
man it look it's good for the event it's eyeballs it's all entertainment
dude that was crazy man i i was surprised that you didn't write about it i'll be covering
i'm covering the crypto world more so yeah you know like the two biggest like if you thought
the bitboy fight was big bro this is this is worldwide bro this is five million followers
on tiktok dates the boy's massive though so he's got a massive name regardless dude i don't think
you know who shilling villain is i really don't think you know who bark meta is like in the suit
world crypto for suits have you heard of have you heard of that i think that's good doesn't
shilling villain have like 120k followers that's just on twitter they're in the middle tiktok and
there's another platform i won't name oh that's fair yeah these guys are big but these guys are
but just on twitter they only have 120k 60k but this isn't their primaries this is just for
faces oh it was i'm i'm at like 130 so i mean you saw a crowd around them when in the face off when
when they were pushing and shoving each other bros it was probably like a good 40 000 people
it was massive yo ESPN is thinking of sponsoring this so if i was you bro i would uh i would get
all over it i would get all over i would start covering it immediately sure man i'm gonna push
it for you but it's um it's it's been good to chat guys thanks for having me on too and i'll um
we'll keep at it no we appreciate you bark i think boxing kingdom was the guy with the big
camera you remember next to that pretty girl my wife oh it was your wife yo i'm celibate book
so i'm not looking that i'm not looking at chick none none of that yeah dude that's definitely uh
the way to be before a fight man you want to get your testosterone levels through the roof
hey once you uh once you win we'll go out and celebrate though celebrate the ending of celibacy
yo we've got only larping up here what's up what's up fam bro we're pushing this thing this
i see that serious i see that this thing is getting serious man everyone is interested
everyone wants to see these guys rip their heads off nothing more important about a fight than the
promotion and you guys are really rolling 90 days out 89 days out now i guess
we've got tom bibian too tom bibian covers uh i don't know if you guys know him from
he's the sports newsletter guy for nbc news and the la times and a whole bunch of other stuff
tom how are you feeling today i'm good i'm chilling i'm i'm excited to see the fight to
be honest but i gotta i gotta just say you know truthfully you know i'm wondering why the infighting
why can't we have alex fight k money or thread guy or one of the cabal members wouldn't that
be so much better yo because they're too much of a pussy to do it so now bark has to step up to the
plate and handle like a man here's what's gonna happen i'm gonna predict the future for you guys
they're gonna fight each other a bunch of people that have never fought never been to a ring
never been to a karate class or anything ever before are gonna start calling them out and
criticizing them say i could have done a better job i could have done this i could have done that
and then hopefully it leads to all that also there's going to be a lot of jealousy because
there's so much attention on this and things of that nature which is also going to lead to more
callouts so we will see that happen tom we will see that happen i'm more excited about the present
right now because of what it's going to lead to in the future so again we we should be seeing that all
hey books how are you hey man i was just thinking yesterday i was listening i'm so excited about the
fight and i do believe that bark need to get to work right away and i was wondering have you
even like even think on like thailand like tiger muay thai you can get like for 31 000 bats you
get like a four week like training camp with the best of the best like one like private class
every day without muay thai fighter i think with that shit you're gonna be sharp as fuck and what
did you do hey what did you do with those bats in our attic that i killed the other day
the bats in the attic yeah that i killed the other day how many did you say we needed
well like i think for a month is like 30 000 bats which did we have to three thousand bats
yeah all right let me you said it was in the dumpster yeah all right i'll go check on that
right now oh hold on bro let me let me tell you did you say thirty thousand or three thousand
thirty thousand or three thousand like thirty thousand
yeah let me check here no but you know what for real like on tiger muay thai they have people
from the ufc and from one championship and there is a lot of money there and promotion
let me explain some things to you bro this is not muay thai this is not bjj this is not sambo this
is not greco roman wrestling i i know you guys love watching ufc and you guys love bruce lee
bruce lee roy and show nuff this is karate with many many different rules than anything else you
can imagine so what i think these guys need to focus on is some good old-fashioned boxing
and kicking and defense of course with the legs and the hands there's nothing really else that
these guys are going to be out here doing no backflips no none of that crazy stuff in the future
will they fight in other events and other sorts of competitions yes like there was a fight a
gentleman by the name of grimace it was his first karate combat fight i believe prior to that he
did boxing like yo there's gonna be opportunity all over the place but for now yo this is karate
this is where it's gonna start and i think uh i think it's a great start yo i think it's a great
start even kids right kids usually start off in karate and then they move on to mixed martial arts
and and other things wrestling and things of that nature but these guys need to really get their
boxing right and the basic fundamentals of like taekwondo in my opinion so i don't think going out
there is is too good of an idea right now you know books they have like boxing and mai tai and like
everything in there like you don't need to go anywhere else they have everything there like i'm
gonna i'm gonna be yo listen man it's not just because i'm biased and i'm new york and stuff
like that bro but like i'm very very very well versed in this world bro and ain't nothing
better than especially if you're new we're all learning how to throw hands like you know that
without me saying too much bro like keeping it keeping it in america just to really get the
boxing right and not going to no wackass you know midwest or none of that like he needs to go to a
black gym in fucking new york that's where he needs to learn how to box that's the you're going
to get the best hand work from that from them straight up number two you go to mexicans and
the potterykins in south america but to learn and really get started bro nothing is like what
i just mentioned bro look at gervonta davis stephan haney mayweather like dude they're you know
they're the best with the fucking hands not just the hands the fight iq if you want to look at the
best pad work guys in boxing bro they in in thailand bro in thailand it's that big big
motherfucker with the fucked up pigmentation on his face i forgot his fucking name you guys know
what i'm talking about or no what's his name yeah the i don't know but book for so for his second
fight for bark he's gonna have to go to toluca what is it to toluca to the maximum mexican training
camps as well so because like for the second step after that like after new york maybe he needs to
go to toluca uh he might he might go to uh he might he's thinking of going to kiki riki
instead of toluca but listen bro a turi you know in the contract i'm going to ask for some some
bats so that i can pay him bats in the future unless you're talking about the bats from brave
browser because they do they accept those bats i don't think so bro oh so this is this is like the
the real bats that fly in here like batman they will they will totally like maybe they you can
eat them over there actually you can actually eat them i once caught a bat with my bare hands and
bit its head off who remembers when ozzy osborne did that and uh the purple hair fairies over at
the uh over at the what is what is that animal animal fucking oh you got a fur coat on we're
gonna come after you those fucking people started coming after ozzy osborne trying to cancel them
what the fuck anyway let's get back to business here we need to get back to closing this deal
sealing this deal only larping when do we sign this week we gotta get the uh we gotta get the
escrow up well we're ready for it man we are ready for it we're ready to get this party started here
both have already verbally agreed excellent am i concerned with one pulling out or any of that
i was at first i am no longer concerned that's a good sign these guys are ready to put on a show
i think both of these guys are going to give it their all um i think we're going to be good to go
where is the event going to be where they fight in the us we'll be announcing it like tuesday ish
don't do some v con minnesota or some place nobody wants not minnesota not minnesota we're
thinking vegas maybe or madison square garden it'll be good it'll be good you guys will love it
what are you thinking can you give us a hint or no no okay understood in our respect no no i respect
them no no it's because you know i can't run our run our partners but you guys will love it
don't tell them what i'm eating because i gotta be training my guys can you uh don't tell them
what we're eating for um right now but don't tell them no guys guys i'm over here i'm having
grilled chicken no no salt no seasoning no nothing um i got some avocados here homegrown
homegrown what's this uh diet kung kung kung kombucha i've got kombucha here that i'm drinking
i've got to make sure i lead by example for the fighters only larping bro we are not larping i
hope you know that no i can tell i think you guys are pretty damn serious this is as real as it gets
man doing an outstanding job promoting it which is huge oh we haven't even started we haven't even
started it's half the battle man this is nothing this is nothing we are we're just warming up man
we are just warming up we're ready to get this party rocking i think this is gonna lead to a
whole lot more i think this is gonna lead to a whole lot more hey i got a question for you now
as far as pay how do these fighters get paid okay cash and then we'll do probably a bonus
in karate for the winner so similar like dana white fight as a knight kind of bonus or everyone
gets a bonus how does it work well what we did is uh so we did we did cash purses for all the
fighters and then for the for the ifc fighters we did a bonus to the winner mostly to the winner i
think it was like two thirds to the winner one third to the losers in karate um and then on top
of that everybody gets a piece of the up-only gaming pool too okay so i had two professional
fighters on stage yesterday i don't know were you here no i think i might have jumped before they
got on i had paul labamba who is he's got a lot of clout bro i mean this guy is like jack doe herdie
aden ross uh neon i'd love to see jack doe already get punched in the face he's their
he's their security guard he's like the biggest like one of the biggest security guards in the
whole streaming world he's the one that punches everybody for him yes you saw that guy that
smacked the dudes yes so he was here on stage last night he was interested in fighting a karate
combat that'd be awesome that'd be awesome i obviously didn't want to tell him all they
paid 30 grand or 40 grand i didn't want to say none of that stuff so i wanted to uh to get him
in front of you if everyone could tag bomba in the bottom right hand corner before web runs off
that'd be great and we had fabio shurrant who i think you have spoken with or your partner has
spoken with who is the lfa fighting championship champion at 205 and a ex ufc fighter all right
so both of them are definitely interested in uh in fighting a karate combat and uh i could tell
you right now fabio shurrant has a pretty big name in in the crypto twitter nft side of things
like this guy's in a part of a bunch of different communities
i think i heard that um i think nft kid mentioned that in our press conference
you know nft kid is an absolute legend bro dude how mad were you when they gave the other guy the
win for the whole fight was a bummer man i mean shit happens in a fight anything can happen you
know and and it happened you know did they did they screw up giving the win like like we can't
take this back now like we messed up it is what it is you know it's easy it's easy to it's easy to
backseat drive the refs um i i don't think many people in this in the stadium or the announcers saw
it the way the ref did i'll put it that way copy understood yeah man nft kid is uh that dude is a
legend man it was definitely a plumber he was gonna rip that guy's head off that guy that guy
got lucky that guy never fought before right he fought a couple times but not 33 times not belator
for it yeah i got you that's he at least he has you can say he beat it at ufc champion you know
one against the ufc guy yeah that's crazy man that is definitely crazy but we got uh we got
bamba up here right now bamba you ready to fight for karate combat man that's the co-founder right
here what's up how are you yo co-founder can i fight sam elvey yo only only laughing please let's
make it happen the sam elvey one we got to make that happen that's a big deal who is it who is
saying that bobby oh sure oh all right well you know i'm i'm the crypto guy so you're asking a
little bit the wrong person um but also i'll talk to the i'll talk to the guys i tried the dm um
what's his name his his instagram is donut brown i don't know his real name awesome yeah awesome
president awesome yeah all right i'll talk to him i'll talk to him play my guy give me a
shoot me a dm on twitter so that i can connect you guys i can't i can't dm you because you don't
okay okay i'll show you one i'll show you i'll follow you already ready for this only larping
so you're the crypto guy ready yes and then your partner is the fighter guy right
yeah so my co-founder is you know the guy who kind of runs production marketing and then president
awesome runs all the fighting so you've got sam alvey sam alvey's the fighter right he's not
really a crypto guy that's right okay sam alvey you've got right here in front of you
an ex ufc fighter that's a crypto guy so it's even cool where you got your crypto guy
that wants to fight the fighter your partner does the fighter stuff you do the crypto stuff
you got fabio in your corner he's got sam alvey in your corner and there might be a little bit
it might be a little bit of a feud here yeah we fight this me and bark me and bark fight the same
night that'd be crazy that would be crazy you guys are boys i'm training bark for his fight
all right all right i like that so i won't have to go i won't have to go far i'm already gonna be
there so why not have some fun with it you know that's crazy bark found his trainer at walmart
it's wild yo bomba bro bomba bro don't make me come come for you bro yo it's better than the new
work new york subway so it's fine don't worry probably karate combat doesn't have enough money
for me to beat your ass bro yo karate combat will make it happen bro we'll just pay you out
and karate tokens man okay yo bomba you won't you won't take you won't take tokens
uh this is a crypto space man how much how much are these tokens worth half a penny
oh yeah i mean um i'll take like a good uh you don't know 750 i got i got 10 000 i got 10 000
karate tokens i'll take some more there we go karate tokens nft's whatever it is money
i'll fight for free to be honest i don't i just want to fight you know i'll take i'll take some
bad bitches and some steak i was kidding about the free fight i want some kind of money but i'll fight
i love that attitude yeah i fight for money i'm a whore i'm cool with that so you you you work with jack
hello bomba bomba oh i thought you talking fabio i was like fabio don't train people he trains bark
no bite bro bro bro yo i know people too my nigga what the fuck are you talking about bro
why do you say you don't know people what are you talking about bro why are you getting so tested
you sound like web right now my bad yeah yeah this might be this might be a developing this
might be a developing feud right in front of you only larping i see that nice my guy he's also way
too big i want to i want to see jack in the island boy you know the island boys got punched
in the tummy at our kickback show at president awesome's house like jack would absolutely demolish
i think like a good 95 percent of streamers i can't lie like two on one two on one jack versus
both island boys he beat the fuck out of both of them i'd like put my house on that i'm like
pretty confident in that i like it hi how's everyone tonight hey fellas what's up dickums
what's up how's going on not much you seen it was uh web 3 fights and i'm like oh round two let's
see what's up yo uh only larping can you get if you wanted to get jacked already to fight the
island boys on karate combat is that something you guys would be that's something i would fucking
love to do like are you guys financially prepared to make something like that happen
or not credible i think so wow how much would you offer jack but so let's talk about it let's talk
about it like roundabout number let me let me talk to my guys about it i think it would be
i think it would break the internet i i it would 1000 percent break the internet
i don't think wow they would get fucked up those kids can't fight bro they're like i think
they would do anything for money yo yo they do gay porn for money so yeah brother he kissed his
own brother on the mouse for money i think they do that because they enjoyed it his brother i'm
fucking scared no yeah it was gross i couldn't believe it it wasn't just a kiss yo it was a
whole session yeah they be using tongue and shit is weird so nasty i couldn't oh my god
yeah they i feel like they they hit web up and they got some tips and tricks because they
they was just going in and it's real it made shit uncomfortable i can't hold you
uh web dole web at least what web it wasn't his brother his mom was teaching him how to
you gotta think about that
yo check this out bomba just said he thinks jack doeherty would be any streamer in a fight
you see how bark i noticed you were quiet about that you didn't say anything there
i do you you as a streamer yeah bark's too big bro bark's like 190 he's like my size
jack's like 130 140 damn so neon aiden raw so like it would have to be them right
yeah he beat the fuck out of both of them though that'd be bad like he the kid's aggressive like
he uh he has a wrestling background so he's naturally just like strong and explosive and
aggressive so that's really half the battle right there 130 pounds yeah he's like 20
um and like probably five or two like i think when he wears shoes he's like five six
oh he's a little guy yeah he's loaded and does really well in life so i mean it's cool
yo we might have to do this karate combat jack doeherty
i feel like it would cost a lot of money to get them in the ring
yo you gotta yo did you bomba did you watch the bit boy shit or no
the big boy you need to know what i'm bit boy bit boy the last karate combat
no oh you gotta check it out man i will definitely you gotta watch it
that's the one web got his lunch money stolen in
in correct i got you let me check it out i need a highlight yo the production quality everything
for like bro it was better than bellator yo straight up okay it was better than watching
money stolen when you get free lunch so uh that's why you never had yours taken motherfucker
yo you ever watch those boxing events bitch you ever watch those boxing events in dubai
like the celebrity ones like waleed waleed sharks and all those kids yeah i was dean the great
yeah i know all them this world it was better than watching that like the production quality
the setting everything bro that is i don't know about that it was it was on that level
bro it was on that level it was good bro it wasn't some cheap bullshit bro i promise you
oh no i wouldn't think that but i mean they're on like a disowned network so i think like the
quality has to be like kind of primo for that type of broadcast they just they just put it
on youtube the ifc by karate combat oh it's ifc bro the crypto stuff it's called ifc
but it's by karate combat they just put the ben armstrong versus more light fight up was karate
in porta rico no we were in mexico city it was in dr this one was in mexico city i feel like my
boy chase went to one of these karate combat things he did man he got he got kicked he got
punched in the nuts by accident he had so much fun oh because he jumped up yeah yeah he had a blast
he's a good guy he's not as white as fabio but yo yo i'll fight i'll fight case on karate combat too
you'll you'll get jumped that'd be awesome yo yo bomba bomba bomba you'll get jumped you won't
make it to the ring you troll i know the streets yeah i'm not trolling bro you'll get jumped i'll
trip you on your way to the ring yo bro bomba he's not touching you trolling bro but you know
what i'll do to him bro you're not doing nothing it's never happening no bomber you know what i'll
do to him bro never happening bro come on dog you know it's never happening
yo fabio someone just sent me a video of you tapping out at your gym bro that's crazy
are you talking about are you talking to me bomba
what'd you say who's tapping out at the gym what'd you say bitch who's tapping out at the gym
you probably is because dude you know teach don't don't teach bark that move
i train with world champions bro
yo while you're training bark jason strell said you got knocked out bro bro i have been
training he didn't say that i made that up i'm sorry no i'm training but like it's been my dad i
made that up too fabio if you fabio if you're training with bark and he asks you a question
like hey can i tap out in boxing you gotta slap him that's like 500 slap five fingers to the face
500 push-ups 700 laps around the gym like bro you gotta let me know he's gotta live by the sword
and die by the sword if he wants to be in that world he's gotta do it the right way yeah is there
anything that's tapping out in boxing anything like that bro right away you give it to him dude
ryan garcia did against tank let's tap it out dude what the fuck no it's not what are you talking
about wow yo nigga got hit the liver bro you can't help that bomba bomba bomba bomba but you're
famous what think about this bro you're famous right ready for this ready for this though
yo you are famous not because of boxing like ryan garcia made his name doing them punches on
on his videos right or wrong them body shots really hard but he's also good at boxing but
he became famous because of that shit he got dropped from what he got famous from because
he knows how to market himself bro and he got dropped because he got punched in the liver
and it doesn't matter if you look like arnold torch a nigger or web or pick somebody else
back pick somebody with a six-pack like a liver shot there's no there's nothing protecting it
it just shuts your body down bro yo yo say arnold's name again you heard what i said bro i don't know
say whatever the fuck his name is the the german dude the big nigga whatever the fuck his name but
you know who i was talking about bro the muscle the muscle bound dick had that one the government
of california or whatever the fuck he was bark how you feeling right now studying what are you
studying just studying footwork and position like this guy what are you studying your opponent
hey the funnest person to watch train is loma chinko i'll watch yeah i'll watch it you'll study
the opponent i go ahead bomba sam sam cap that's that's definitely cap loma loma yeah yo bar if you
if you need me to train you for free because fabio is just making you nervous bro just pull
up to my house you can take my guest house i got you what drugs are you on bro
i'm just toxic i can't help but talk shit i don't know why y'all invited me here i thought this was
a serious conversation bro bro i thought we were bros bro you should be talking we are bros i like
big yo i don't talk to people i don't like bro so like you should be talking shit with his friends
you should be talking shit the web not me web we got you in here yo we got you in here we want
you on the fucking fight on the card bro for the karate combat my bad yo i was eating my
make my big mac and my ten piece mcnuggets right now preparing for the fight so was it kosher uh
damn halal only bro and i got my regular aureonic flurry right now let me ask you guys
bomba do you honestly bro they could pay you which i i think they can bro they definitely can
they can pay you are you down to get on this karate combat shit
yes sir you you gotta watch an eventful it's official and i've never done yo bro i'll beat
the fuck out of somebody at a karate combat thing and then go get drunk and have fun i do
shrooms before i fight bro i'm all for it man i'm all for the crazy like what are we talking about
doing like what kind of like we're talking about we eat two chocolate bars like i'm talking about
like i eat like i eat for two and go have some fun and feel like i'm in the matrix you feel me
bro mushrooms is the best thing in the world and all the drug bar they shouldn't have said that
uh bar they shouldn't have said that they shouldn't have said that bark
go ahead and get off the shroomies and fight me please
what shrooms nah yo my first loss i was on shrooms i don't know why but i ate two eighths
but i thought i ate a half a and i i couldn't i beat the fuck out this kid but i was having so
much fun and i was being disrespectful i got dropped like the last eight seconds of the fight
and then they waved it off i stood up and everything and it was because i watched the
replays and i was just being a dickhead to the ref and everybody bro like it was that's what happens
when you're on mushrooms you idiot what do you yeah i would do it again though that shit was
fun as fuck like i beat the crazy shit i ever did like if you go on my box rec you see my first loss
the scorecards i'm up every round like i'm up by multiple points for dropping them and everything
but i just kept letting them get up and i was like it was fun it was a lot of fun i would do it again
i like to do that shit in the comforts of my home relaxing nah bro it was in front of like 600 people
it was it was in mexico it was packed it was crazy
yo only larping do you guys drug test before fights or can people do shrooms and smoke weed
before the fight let me ask let me ask oh you don't know the answer to that you could you could
do shrooms either way as long as you don't do them like the day of yeah shrooms i don't think
anybody's testing for weed weed's not performance in here if anything no slows you down okay
yeah can we do coke before the fight i heard a lot of bro what is wrong with what i'm just yo
bro it's a free space stop fucking judging me bro what the hell we gotta know the answer to this
because web web said if he fights mambo like oh wait you don't want to be going through opioid
withdrawal might be at a disadvantage you know yo fuck that but you know i'm not
you imagine they would just get the ring and they know it's just all right like let's not go back
you're accused of me and meanwhile we got a homeless guy trying to fight
webs or maybe we should be worried about what he was doing web's corner man was bitch why are you
coming at me right now web's corner man's gonna have a double styrofoam web one of yo you could
pick one of of many properties that i own and all of them cost more than what you got on right now
and where you live bro bro let me get a house bro me and my girl need a house you know
dude have you seen webs jordan's bro stop yeah the logo is backwards and it's like an off-color
tinted gold which is really weird nah those are shacks they're not jordan those are shacks
you got shacks yo books just because you got baby feet does not mean my jays are shacks all right
wait what's up you wear web well yeah you walking home barefoot after we fight bro
why would you want fake jordan's it's not it's not always about taking something of value
that has like monetary value sometimes it's just taking something of value to you you know what i
mean yo paulie zero x yo only larping you gotta you gotta make that happen i know i know you gotta
make there's no one better i don't think yo i really ever get into you what do you mean what
do you mean like really get in the pit he'll do it 100 do you think so i think he will he's not
talking shit all day to the ticker bitcoin guys for the last 24 hours uh you know more like more
like he's popped in he's been talking shit on on twitter to him for last like 36 hours i'm going
to tell you the best possible matchup is him and ben that would be it'd be epic him and ben would
be 100 epic and i'll tell you right now barker alex winner will fight the winner of that especially
if it's paulie zero i gotta like that would be huge my kids are about to knock each other out
so i gotta get going i don't know if you can hear oh do you need a ref yo this guy
uh yo be safe bro we always appreciate you man but thanks guys we're ready for that contract
sounds good already i want to fight city dot eth but i don't want to give them the clout
till the contract's ready later guys appreciate you bro yes sir we gotta make this shit happen
this is yo this is gonna be big i promise you guys it's gonna be big it's gonna be
when is yo there's one next month there's one in april there's one in may it's like every month bro
yeah i'm down one in cancun one in dubai one in vegas oh i definitely need to buy there's one in
dubai on the 20th there's one in uh was it cancun is that where it is in one month from now like
or yeah march 20th and then there's the usa event in may which i think is going to be around like
may 20th they're going to announce it on tuesday so that's the one that we're going to be fighting
at i'm going to be kicking alex's ass at so that's that's with the mentality you have bro you're
going to do really really well appreciate you bro even with a shit coach yo bamba bro come on
uh oh coach no do you want a coach
do i want a coach yeah yeah i'm gonna send bamba your way all right yeah i need
i'm gonna make them sandwiches i wouldn't doubt it
um i'm gonna jump over a minute you got you got a 750 or higher
my credit score yeah hell yeah bro no no i'm talking to palace bro i'm looking you out
oh yeah ideal how many cars you got in your name
uh just one i got a lease we got we got room for two more leases that's bmw financial
no uh let's play again the bmw is owned you you ever had you have credit history with bmw financial
yeah oh good good credit history with them yeah all right all right i'm gonna get you i'm gonna
get you i'm gonna print out some pay stubs for you i need you to sign for this rolls for me
all right let's go i'll get you the pay stubs probably tuesday okay let's do it
let's just my home um i have to jump up for a minute i just have to do something quick but i'll
be right i'll be back you're a good queen no problem you're good no problem we got eva
savagio we got palace we got maya they're gonna be the ring girls at the event
we're gonna make this happen we are going to make this happen yo
bark bro we need to get you in the gym when can we expect you in the gym contract let's say get
signed out wednesday when do we get you in the gym i'm driving down to florida right after yo
like yo we need eva savagio to come up on stage yo
well to be you gotta come up on stage to be yeah she's gonna be the ring girl so we need
our ring girl on stage we need my on stage yo she's gonna need you guys don't gotta say nothing
she's gonna need the biggest payout out of anybody this night more than all the fighters
pauli zero x versus bitboy would be fucking huge and if one of you
the winner of your fight bar calls out whoever wins that fight even more epic
alex posted a picture of ice cream an ice cream cone do you think it's fake
because you guys both lose i gotta call that person out to avenge your loss bro because
we ain't taking that l under our belt no chance if it's like so wait if what if you both lose if
you both lose that's not gonna happen if you both lose i gotta step in no that's not gonna happen
imagine they both like throw right hands and knock each other out like rocking an apollo creed
yo it's a possibility it's a possibility you got a better chance of winning a lottery than
that happening bro that'd be wild as fuck that shit would go yo you guys all jokes side
barking alex would be the most famous people on on the internet
for a good three months and they will take advantage of it and keep it going for three years
i'm about to go down i'm loving this i am loving this yes i am about to be
i'm about to be the don king of web 3
holy shit 400 mil coming my way web i don't even want you as a fighter no more bro
let me rip the contract real quick web's done
she shebo are you ready to co-host should i kick him or what
budam yo why am i not budam i'm having a complication right now books
there's no reason to boot me i'm still here send them still here use that budam right
whatever yo no no i got the contract i got the
you guys are still fighting i got the contract right here right now bro right in front of me
what's the paper looking like i got it right here i austin mick stickums
austin mick what yo he got the stickums part right you hear that right web you hear it
there's the contract web we throw this in my shredder austin mick stickums that's his name bro
that's his name mick stick them up now uh don't do anything faster than that
all right web you're gonna have to request to come back up sir
we got a real king we got a real king that just pulled up
the real king just got co-hosted we got to get web back up here though because i know he's gonna
get butt hurt for that one well you removed me from co-host bro this is the first time i got
the co-host for you in my life man oh i've got 76 followers just being on that stage bro
and now it's all going it's all gonna go and then he does that little moan
that he does in the middle of his talking what's up with that moan bro what is that
yo love this shit ain't stop feeling bad this shit is nothing these motherfuckers are just
shit talkers this shit don't matter in real life all i gotta do is shut the application off
i would never hear this shit again so love don't worry about it get the number one shit
i hope you're ready my eyes are gonna get bleeding yo yo i'm gonna tell you guys right now yo this
yo web i can't lie i love you a hundred percent a hundred percent let's just say tomorrow we had
an event and we were all together the first i beat the shit out of the first thing he's gonna
say to labamba is you know how it's just joking bro i've been like yo we're trying to slap me
like that little white boy you did in the video it's going to be a backhand for you
right in the mouth like misbehaving dirty ass mouth bah bah shut up yep and you're gonna say
okay i'll probably slap you with some baby powder i can't lie give me some powder yo how hot
yo i'm i'm getting concerned right now i'm getting a little bit concerned fabio bro
um i don't know man i don't know i don't know if this training is gonna work
why why what a client is it sounds spooked he got nothing to say
nah he said he's studying i believe i told him he got to watch all the boxing movies from rocky one
all the way to rocky 300 maybe watch some paul bomba highlights
now you better off watching that movie labamba get out of here yo bro you can look at tommy's
record right if you look at tommy fury's record he fought way more bums than me
i have a higher knockout risk yo that really hurt your feeling so you really had to go a little bit
i want to yo bro if i ever get the chance i'm gonna spit in his face play catch with his kid
and probably make sure his girl tastes like honey nut cheerios bro i hate that motherfucker
catch with his kid is crazy bamba that's crazy bamba i'm meeting shisha ron and
work out no but i'm going to want this to work
yo mik bobo mik bobo wants a piece of web bad
yo everybody wants to smoke and it's fine it's because it's post the picture again please
let me pin it to the top i'm done please i'm gonna post it i'm gonna pin it to the top
guys i i want everyone to raid i want everyone up there i want everyone right now to raid the
pin post that i put there's already one up yo in any way do you feel like that person in that
picture is intimidating bro he looks like yo you look like you just fixed my dent rim my bent rim
on the car and told me like 150 papa well that's crazy because i would never fix a rim that was
bent i'll even well you look like the guy that rang my doorbell and told me he would fix my driveway
and i walked outside and it was worse than it was before bro no cat converters
stop trying to compare me to a construction worker a mechanic any of that shit yo my hands
are soft as a baby's bottom i don't have calluses i don't do shit like that bro that's not yeah
it's even worse for me right is that what you're trying to say yo i'm not sweating it you're bad
so anyways who we fighting do you want to fight red books like at this point bro i i wouldn't even
be it wouldn't even be fair wouldn't i wouldn't do it wouldn't be fair no it wouldn't be fair bro
it wouldn't be fair i would feel bad yo i would repent for my sins yep uh-huh i want to see
mik bobo fight you i want to see bamba fight you i really want to see doge mouse fight you
like i want everyone but books to fight you bro i want to get you a parody karate combat better
like just sign me to like a two-year deal i'm definitely buying you a pair of jordans like 100
i don't want you to bro don't ever get team jordans again bro
what were you thinking what or web you were thinking of books when you bought those jordans
100 like yo books gonna love these be honest a little bit a little bit literally bought them
because i liked them and they don't buy shit because somebody else is gonna think they're
a little bit you didn't think that you got the jordans that shilling villain would have bought
nope nope you were not even on my mind
that would be weird if i'm buying shoes and being like oh i think i think books is really gonna
oh i hope he if he gives me approval it'll be so no doge mouse you ready for this guy
i think doge mouse bro is is perfect for web i think if you could go to mexico mik bobo is
even better mik bobo looks like one of those guys at the whole neighborhood he tells them all to
punch him in the stomach as hard as they all can and they line up and he only it doesn't even
tickle him he don't even flinch he gets everyone in line to punch him in the stomach and he don't
even feel sorry i feel like that's ace man that dude is big as fuck ace bro let me tell you about
ace ace is dude the mom ace ace is a pretty boy ace looks like he's tough he looks like a fighter
but he's just going to dance salsa with your wife and ex-girlfriend and he's the reason that
you break up like ace is just in the cut looking real cute with the one gucci belt that everybody
got and he's over there got a nickname like el diablo he's at mamawana cafe on saturday's
listening to don omar and tego calderon and he's just doing salsa with bitches bro that's what he's
doing he's doing the victor cruise victory lap because he just stole somebody's wife a hundred
percent that's what ace is doing so we can't say all ace yo the amount of meat riding that i see
in this space is making me sick making me sick this is about doge mouse and web nobody mentioned
ace oh you gotta you know the only thing with me and doge mouth is like we're not gonna have no
who's the other person that came up there's no there's no fun promo like
and k money like well that shit's gonna happen but right now it's bark versus alex
yo i'll take on dead guy k money any one of them fools i would rather fight you than k money bro
who me yeah bro like that k money that's like two like dude you see him in person you'll be like
no i i can't hit this guy why he's too small
all right yo because web don't give a fuck i'll hit any dude that pisses me off big
call like you yo you sneeze and he's next to you he might he might he might fall over bro
oh that's sad for him now let me ask you a question i got a friend by the name of mw
you that i think will beat you too but i don't think you'll sign because you're intimidated
who this motherfucker monty yeah i think i think monty will beat you
that's fine i don't give a fuck what you think sign them up honestly you think you take monty
honestly it's not about that it's about do you step in the ring and fight i'm not predicting
nothing let's see what happens once he steps in the ring with my ass yo what's good bucks what's
up mire hey always missing you around
how's the boy pretty good it's uh four in the morning
any day of the week you just tell me i don't mind see i don't think you could take him
yo i'll just tell you how much the picture because you're five five motherfucker post
no all he does is talk about his past history i used to do this and i was in the military just
like alex sucking his dick too get out of here no i was gonna say all i'm gonna be doing is jogging
for the next like few months just jogging that's all i'm gonna do is jogging yo guys this is really
gonna yo maya are you gonna be a ring girl oh i swear to god though if she if she says
yesterday should i swear to god i will fuck you up yo you're such a simp bro maya are you down
hey the stakes are raised the stakes are raised i'm not getting knocked out of whatever
it's good marketing motherfucker boom we got maya ring girl palace you're down to be a ring girl
i'm in love b why not i'm with palace okay love let's go
bro i'm gonna start looking for a big ass tire now that's it a big ass tire bro this is this
is like the big ass bullshit that i'd be talking about bro yo books i just got my tire i start
training tomorrow i got a trash bag that i'm just gonna wear as instead of a hoodie and then i got
a i got a sledgehammer and yo i'll post a picture i got a slide down my fur for a bow i actually got
one i'm supposed to picture that shit too i got you i gotta slip and run you put the you put the
garbage bag on you go you hit the block you run one block you come back you grab a change in name
look look how smarty is yo he changed the name he shortened it acid yo you're back bro i was i
missed you bro you should make your name are y'all didn't miss acid you should make your name dica
d-i-c-a just confuse people dica dica what the fuck sounds like a bad word in another language
like suck my dica i'm fucking dead books it definitely sounds like a bad word in another
language you're like armenian or some shit right books you're gonna let her send a request like
that that's crazy bro that's great it should be like automatically boom right to the stage
no it's always really quiet and faint like super far from the phone like gm everybody
yeah she don't want to monty's up here you should have kicked his ass down
bro let me tell you let me tell you let me tell you time every time you'll kick monty
down he starts bitching to me in the fucking dms when you guys are too mean yeah because i'm like
yo you know that when we get back on stage i'm like i'm gonna check my dms tomorrow it's like
yo you guys were really rude and disrespectful to me blah blah blah blah i can't believe it we've
We've been around you. I've been hey, yo, I'll be like, wait a minute.
He's made of terry cloth. Oh, my God.
Hey, I talk to everybody, but I talk to everybody at once.
Yo, I respond the same thing every time acid.
I'm not doing this shit with you.
You know, you do, though.
I'm like, man, here I go again.
I know I'm bitching right now. I know.
So that's some feminine shit you got going on there, Monte.
No, you got some feminine shit in your sex life.
You guys have when you guys have royalty, royalty on the stage.
I need y'all to stay on mute.
Eva Savad, you are right now.
Or shall I say, Eva Savad, you.
Hey, guys. Oh, she didn't follow me back.
Oh, what did you just say?
I don't even know who this lady is, bro.
Yo, who is this lady? Lock it in, lock it in.
We're all locked in. For real.
He's being disrespectful now to Eva, too.
No, I'm very dead serious.
Yeah, that's the reason why you don't belong up here,
Listen, guys, guys, stop, stop.
Do not unmute your fucking mics.
Yo, we just got confirmation of who's going to win this fight
from a wizard fairy, bro, a Greek goddess.
That's what just happened right now.
So is that serious? Why are you unmuting us?
This is as serious as a heart.
This is as serious as a heart attack.
Bark, how do you feel getting the cosign, getting?
Well, you just got endorsed like when Donald Trump endorsed.
What's that Florida governor's name? Ron DeSantis.
You can't. You just got pardoned.
You have to win the fight.
Matter of fact, for someone that wasn't here earlier
that I seen just popped in the space,
Eva, can you make sure that person hears you?
What did you say earlier?
Oh, Alex, you're going to get your ass whooped, bro.
I'm not going for you. Fuck you, bro.
It's okay, right? You can't get it.
Oh, no, but I get the vodka.
Thumbs up if you think he's the lead, so, bro.
Yo, Alex, Alex, right now.
I don't think if you guys know, but this just motivated him.
He's he's going to buy a big tire.
He's back. He's beating the tire with the hammer
with the sledgehammer and all.
Alex, please give us the key.
Alex, you're about to get his ass whooped.
Robe, Robe, is that what you said, bro?
My Brazilian doesn't go that deep, bro.
You know, that's not Brazilian.
That's Greek yogurt. Yo, watch it.
Damn, Chobani thick. I'm got a cheese.
Eva, what was that you said just now?
Hey, Alex, how are you doing?
Alex, did you hear what I heard?
He's going to come on huffing and puffing like he's training
and he's running on the treadmill.
Oh, he's heartbroken right now.
He's heartbroken. Maya, Maya, who do you have your money on?
You're monetizing on both?
Yeah, whoever you put your money on.
You're smarter than me in this.
You're pretty much running the showbook.
No, no, no, you got to pick one.
Maya, you got to pick one. You got to.
We got to say like, is she on the red corner or the blue corner?
I haven't seen Bart the last time I saw Bart.
He was dead and you guys are saying he's not fat.
So I'm not. What are you training?
Well, you said I was thick.
You used to be a box post post post and pin it to the top, bro.
Bro, that's you know, I see cases that you used to be fit
as in fit like you look good.
I'm pinning it to the top.
You know, Alex thinks his photos from 19, 20 years ago,
So, you know, do you see a video out close to where he's like,
Eva, you can't you can't have them say that and just let that go.
Guys, you both look really good.
We both look really good.
Damn, but are we looking at the same picture, Maya?
You know, I have seen Alex train one looks like.
Let me tell you something right now.
One looks like George Clooney's son
just got mugged and got hickies from a bunch of a bunch of men.
And one looks like Superman, you know.
We all know Alex trains pretty hard.
Alex tweets that he trains pretty.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
OK, so I just see the tweets.
I'm not sure I haven't met him.
Are we using our high school photos here?
Because I'll start pulling mine out.
But where does this photo come from?
I guarantee it's not even you.
You don't even know who it is.
You just cropped it out the Internet.
How do you know that you work?
It's a video. It's a video.
Yeah, but I'm done posting.
Oh, it's fine, dude. It's fine.
He made an A.I. video of himself.
You'll see. Look, you'll be like you'll see five.
I'll give you five reasons to be laughing on on a fight day.
I'm I'm here in the hills of Columbia.
We don't even have punching bags out here.
I guarantee you, I'm training harder than you every single day.
I'm going to start live streaming my training.
It's going to be pretty graphic.
You know, it's not going to be
what you're used to in your regular gym.
You know, people actually working out here.
You're just living the for whatever reason,
because you're an entitled blonde hair, blue eyed Goldilocks boy.
And that's been given everything in your life.
The only thing you haven't been given is an ass whooping.
And that is what I was put on in this earth to do
to give you an ass whooping of your life.
So after I walked through you, I've got a list.
I'm now changed my name to Santa Claus.
I got to run through, give presents to me.
Hey, you might not be physically capable.
What do you think, Goldilocks?
I can't. You might not be physically capable of your work.
I can't hear you over those TikTok videos you're making.
I would be working on this.
I'm working on a list about your high school.
I'm working on a list of the physically like a hospital.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, that little video that no one's ever seen before.
Work on your list, work on your list, work on your list.
You don't have bad video streaming now.
Work on your list of the emergency contact.
You're going to get an emergency contact.
I know you think a joke and like...
I'm not going to train you.
I'm going to tell you that one right now.
I'm going to be video streaming my thing.
Look, you ever been a communist?
Even said that I'm going to try to stay in the same ring with me.
I'm going to beat the goal.
I'm going to beat the locks out there.
Every single insult is a compliment.
You don't even realize it.
Does someone say try and challenge me right now?
Isn't that another call out?
Look, you can get it next.
After I walked through, goalie locks, whoever that was,
You're just the second Domino.
I'm knocking down all of Web 3.
This is actually a call out to all of Web 3.
If you think you can stay in the ring with Shillin, Villain,
30 RFP, old man, fat, short, slow,
do you think you can handle him for two rounds?
Alex, go back to training.
You better get back in the gym.
This is my second Domino.
Alex, you got Eva off of mute.
You got Eva off of mute telling me
that Mark's going to work the grass.
How do you feel about that?
How do I feel about that?
I think Eva doesn't know what she's talking about.
I think Eva should go back to Shillin,
good morning tweets with, you know what?
I'm not going to get into those.
I'm not going in that round.
This boy was going to wish.
She called every fight in the last event.
And now she's calling this fight.
Well, Eva, have you seen what Bart Mita looks like?
Have you ever seen what he looks like?
He ain't worked a day in his life.
He has to film some old dude that wears a suit
because he can't even do it.
He's like, he's so out of shape,
he can't even put on the suit himself.
He claims to be this in-shape guy.
Have you ever seen Tuck Mita?
You know, the guy who drinks beers
and works at Waffle House?
Yeah, he looks better than him.
They have their shirts off in some stream in Thailand.
And Bart pulls out of his beer belly
and Tuck Mita, he at least had,
I don't know, he had a grizzly chest.
Yo, that was at the bottom.
Yo, that was at the, that was at the bottom.
That was as low as his rent.
He's been only up from there.
Salmon and mercury for six months straight.
You can talk all that you want.
It's the only thing you're good at running is the mouth.
Alex, have you started training yet?
Look, I was joking around yesterday
saying that I'm just going to sit here
and eat potato chips and come off the couch
My trainer said to actually take it more seriously.
And one other, so I'm talking to another
world champion boxer, he said just try to,
because he already said like,
he's already boxed with me before he said
like a lot of natural talent.
He said like me training for, what is it, three months
in the like the quote unquote slums.
He said I'm going to gain so much experience,
so much faster versus training like some pretentious gem.
But anyways, he was telling me I have a lot of natural talent
and it's like I could just go in that fight and win,
but he said he wants me to win like with such an advantage.
You know, where it looks like an amateur versus a pro.
And that's why I plan on going out and doing.
Because at first I was like, you know what, Bart,
I mean, I've seen, he's got two left feet.
He doesn't have a single athletic bone in his body.
I think Bart, Bart, or no, his book's saying earlier,
something about it's about, what is it about?
I don't know what you're saying, books,
but you're absolutely right where Ruiz beat Anthony
or whoever that was, fat dude beats the in shape dude.
And he does 30 seconds of jump rope.
And then he's like, oh shit, I got to do another line.
And then he goes and does six pull ups.
And he's like, God damn, that was harder than I thought
And then he gets a text from Bumble and he's like,
oh shit, I'm done with all this.
Goes eats a whole plate of greasy chicken.
And then does you know what with you know who
But you know what, and you know where,
you know what in front of all kinds of you know what.
Yeah, I'm doing things you could never do, Bart.
Thank you for just disclosing that.
And come whatever day that is,
I don't think I might take one fight before this.
It's 90, that's a ridiculous amount of time.
I'm not talking about this fight for three months straight.
I don't think I want to hear about it three months straight.
But I will be live streaming me training.
Are you signing the contract on Tuesday?
I'll sign my life away to say I'm going to
whoop your ass and show up to that fight.
Okay, well you didn't answer the question.
Are you signing the contract on Tuesday?
Are you signing the contract on Tuesday?
Here's the thing, I need to know.
Are you signing the contract on Tuesday?
There are drug tests and where it's at.
That's where I kind of where it's at for me.
I'm pretty sure you're good to go there, bro.
Yo, yeah, there definitely is going to be,
there's also going to be a blood test.
Have you taken one of those?
Have you made sure that there's nothing floating around in there?
I know you've been looking at my physique and you're like...
You do got to test that part.
Nothing like the physique.
You're not that important.
I mean, like, just in case something latched on to you.
Are you talking about STDs?
We know we're safe on that for you and pretty much all of us.
Have you taken an STD test, yes or no?
I don't know if it's an STD test.
It's a weird-ass fucking Colombian bullshit.
I've got to have Alex at the top.
I think we're going to give you a bum-bum-fucker.
No, this guy, like, you can't do that.
You're going to fight him.
You're going to fight him.
It's going to be a fight for the death.
And I think you're the one that's going to die, Alex.
You're going to have to pull my dead body off that mat.
I'm telling you right now.
Listen, though, for one second, do you honestly,
do you honestly, for one second,
think that you could take part in that?
I honestly think there's about one or two people in the web
that I didn't stand a chance of even making it competitive for me.
Yeah, but me and you have talked before.
I never try to take it in this realm.
We got these grandpas now trying to fight one another
because they're down so bad in shit coin trading.
Like, well, you know what?
Since we can't trade, we might as well try to fight.
I'm like, wow, I'm embarrassed on this space.
But as the space is going to zero,
I will whoop ass as it's going down.
That's just, I never really wanted to come out
and tell everyone I'm a certified badass.
Alex, are you ready to meet up, Johnny Bravo?
Yeah, that was his last strike.
Dude, you know, way too much shit today.
Nah, and then he's going to bitch to me.
He's going to bitch to me.
All right, let him bitch to you, dude.
There was an earlier, Tom Bibian or whoever it was saying like,
yeah, why doesn't like pay money?
Why don't you go pay money?
Because they sit behind keyboards and call people dick suckers.
You think they're actually going to show up to these events?
They're going to show up to an NFT event and check out a private bar
and pretend like they're Kim Kardashian.
It's the most it's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life.
It's a walking circus show with those guys.
They got dark circles under their eyes.
Like I would go on for days about this.
But yeah, they'll absolutely never take that fight.
Once upon a time, I did call me out and I did accept it.
He backed out immediately.
So there was that frank to God.
He called me a dick sucker a thousand times over.
Also ran away from me in East Denver when I said his name once.
But I think bark would be a good just, you know, they're going to be like, wow.
You know how bark took over kick dot com for a moment and like I was like the number one stream on kick
and then everyone from web three thought they were a streamer right there after I had actually decans coming on with Rocket League like I'm going to be streaming Rocket League.
I know it's the right guy was streaming another video.
I was like, this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.
And everyone failed, by the way, including bark.
We're back here on Twitter, guys.
Don't try to venture off because you guys can't make it unless you're Alex.
Then you can you can you can create counts on any platform you want.
But here on Twitter, just rely on what you had, you know, from twenty nineteen because you bought a board a three years ago for everyone else.
And then you never sold it and you're holding it down.
You're down four hundred fifty thousand dollars in your bag.
But you got a couple of likes in your tweets on your good morning tweets.
So it's probably worth it.
Anyways, getting back to the fight.
Eighty nine days and counting bark.
I don't think you've posted a live video of you in two years.
It must be two years at this point in time.
I don't know what happened to you.
I guess, you know, your metabolism must have caught up with you.
You're aging very quickly.
I've seen a picture of you.
Looks like you haven't slept in months.
I'm wondering if you're bark.
Are you taking over or prescription medication?
That's kind of where I'm at with it.
Well, my opponent is talking to say eating ice cream, jamming his balls in the shower.
So I'm just very two different styles.
He has to seek validation on the timeline for his cocaine six pack.
Well, Fabio and myself are putting in footwork in Florida and the best training environment possible.
Yeah, we'll just let the we'll just let the fight talk for itself.
Yo, let the fight speak for itself.
I'm going to kick an old man's ass.
Hey, Bart, Alex, we've got right now.
I don't know if you guys know we've got the hottest girl in the world.
And I asked her earlier who she wanted to win and she couldn't give me an answer.
She said she wants to be with the winner.
So this kind of ups the it ups the ante for you guys.
So if she wants to be with the winner of this fight, it's it comes down to which one of you like.
I couldn't be further from like the hottest woman in Web three.
So I think the hottest women in in Web three aren't women anymore for one.
But also, I don't quite know when to take you guys seriously or not.
This is a serious cancer here, Mia.
And who do you want to be with? Is it the winner?
Well, if it is that way, then what happened?
Because you were like the three amigos.
You know what? You know what? That has all come to an end.
I am now the manager and they are both the opponents.
So it can't always be friends.
I'm not sure if you followed all of us, especially the lizard.
He had stated there was no friends in Web three for the last three years.
So if there are no friends in Web three and I'm the manager and we've got two opponents on this stage,
I'm not sure where the disconnect is, Mia.
Now, the question I have for you is who do you want to be with?
Is it the lizard or the dog?
I kind of think they're one in the same ish, so I can't.
I know you want to be with a winner, but if you were to predict who you're...
No, I love an underdog. No, I don't always necessarily want to be with a winner.
I want to be with the one that puts the most effort in to be the best version of themselves again.
Who would you say that is right now?
No, no, no. It's either Barker, Alex.
I'm blocking. I'm blocking.
Mysterious Mia. Look, I'm taking that as shade towards my throne.
My way to even consider bark being the same realm as me.
I'm now seeing that I'm the underdog, which is blasphemy to me.
But I will take this as motivation.
I do like proving people wrong, so I will be proving come April 14th, April 20th.
I will be looking to prove all web through wrong as someone who's shorter, fatter, slower, older,
has everything stacked against them, similar to like a $30 PFP going against, you know, billion dollar VCs.
It took it down as well. I do look to take down TikTok Goldilocks.
So look forward to $30 PFP, old man, fat, slow, taking out, you know, Mr. Wonderboy.
That's books. Can you believe this, that I'm the underdog?
Did you have you met bark, right? He's got his own shadow.
Mia, I'll tell you that Alex does have a height advantage over bark.
He's about four inches taller than bark. Do not let the pictures for you.
Oh, no, I did read that. I think what is it? Five, five, six to five.
Bark is five five. Bark is five five. Alex is six one. Alex has a weight advantage, a reach advantage.
He leaves every time I bring up height. Anyway, Mia, this all comes down to who you want to be your husband,
either before or after this fight. Who is it? Is it bark or is it Alex?
I'm kind of OK staying. No, no, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia.
Mia, let's tell the truth. You're obsessed. And I want to know who you're obsessed with.
No, obsession is the wrong word. Infatuated. Really aroused.
Interesting. That's the right word for that. Books aroused.
She told me she has chemistry with both of the opponents, but more with one of them.
She told me who I got. She forgets that she told me because I believe she was drunk when she did.
The first person I ever heard when it came to Web 3 Crypto was Alex. So it's Alex.
He's the first person I heard when it came to Web 3 Crypto. So you want to be with Alex?
No, he's the one that casts the line and hooks me when it came to Web 3 and Crypto. So he hooked you.
With the way you spoke about it? Yes. So you want Alex? Is that who you view as the underdog?
I'm a lover, not a fighter. I don't believe in fighting. This is who you love, though. This is exactly who you love. It's Alex.
No, I don't love Alex. Yes, you do. You're always worried about him. You're always asking about him.
You always get amped up when he gets amped up. But I do that with everyone. I care for everybody.
Now, what if I told you, as not only the matchmaker that's making this match happen, I could be the matchmaker that makes you and Alex happen.
I have no idea what that means. Would you want Alex as a winner or would you accept him as a loser right now before the fight?
Do you want him before or after the fight?
I think I'm not thinking about the fight. I would like Alex to be more present in spaces like he used to be.
So let me ask you a question. If Alex was to get on one knee, imagine. Cinematic finish. Alex gets in there, gives it all he's got.
Loses to bark by split decision. Many are saying Alex got robbed, but he gets on one knee and proposes to you after the fight.
That's as good as it gets. Because he lost the fight, but he won the battle because he won mysterious Mia.
And you being as mysterious as you are, declare him as the winner in front of everyone because he won your heart.
That's what I'm trying to make happen here. Now, are you interested in putting on a show with me or what?
It sounds like some kind of Greek mythology you've got going on in your head, bro, which don't get me wrong. It's quite intriguing and appealing.
We were struck by a Greek goddess earlier in this space, if you're recalling properly.
And what made her a goddess? Her her quarter of a billion or half a million followers. No, no, she's hot.
Now, Mia, you being hotter than her and everyone else in this space, the hottest girl in Web three, the most mysterious woman in Web three.
We've chosen you to go with the fighter of your choice. You chose Alex, and now it seems like you're getting cold feet and you're backing out.
I said I'm a lover, not a fighter. When anything involving conflict is concerned, I will never be excited or interested by it.
How can how can you be a lover, not a fighter? How can you say that my mysterious me because if you're really a lover, doesn't mean doesn't that mean you need to fight for love?
You can't be a lover without not with fists. You can fight in many other ways. You don't have to fight with fists.
I just I just pinned Alex's legs to the top that you responded to back in January. And from what Alex has just seen, Mia, Alex is infatuated.
He's the I mean, told me to please make this happen and secure this deal, guys. I've pinned it to the top for everyone to see 100 percent, 100 percent.
100 percent. Alex is tight. I'll tell you right now. Alex is happy. Alex is 100 percent is tight.
Like if you had to you know those when there's a crime committed and the police do a sketch, they do a sketch. Alex is a girl like the type of girl it would be Mia.
Mia, can we make this happen? Can we make this match happen?
Imagine you've got to go on Tinder. You've got to go on Grindr. You've got to go on Bumble. You've got to go on Hinge. You've got to go on OnlyFans. You've got to go on all these dating apps.
Now you've got books. Books makes the matches happen. And I just matched you up with Alex who either way comes out a winner if he has you.
You know what? I ain't even going to play my boy like that. He's good. How about that? He's good.
No, he's good. He's good. He rejected you before you rejected him. Now he's going to go out there and beat the brakes off of Bark.
Just because he thinks you like Bark. Because you just rejected him.
So Bark, what do you think? Do you think you're going to go and win Mia's heart now that Alex rejected her?
I'm celibate. Mia, let me ask you a question. Why don't you tell us a little about yourself? Because you're so mysterious and I feel like we're family at this point.
And I feel like you don't tell us much.
What was it you said to me at Christmas when I posted on one of your, I think it was engagement farming, to offer amount of ETH if you were on the good list.
And I responded and you said, no Mia, you're a bad girl.
Oh, you were on the naughty list. I chose you. You ended up being a winner. And then I noticed you were on the naughty list so I didn't send you ETH.
But listen, let me, I didn't see that pinned post. If I saw that post, you might have won some ETH.
Let me ask you a question, Mia. Why don't you tell us a little about yourself? Introduce yourself to us. Tell us what brought you to crypto.
And just, you know, tell us a little more. I don't like this mystery.
And I think you're mocking me.
All right. How am I mocking you, Mia? Does this sound like, do I sound like a mockingbird?
I once read a book to kill a mockingbird because I don't like mockery.
Now, are you taking me more serious?
All right. Why don't you tell us a little about yourself? Introduce yourself to everybody and break through this mystery.
Oh, but the story is long and really complicated.
You don't make a long story short. That's it.
So I lived in the box. I lived in the box.