So we can see it all right
Black flag, we see it all right
Yeah, we see it all right
Hoes, it's what I does, I get money
It's how I ride, black flag on the left
Two hoes that ride you better move
A.K.A., I'm dead, get shut up like
I'm big like Giddy, Giddy, I'm Giddy
Cali, we Giddy, Biggie in my city
Please don't fit it, fuck it, I'm too written
You better get trained, stupid, oh
Run it like cum, run it like water
Run it so hot, damn it, she young
When you be on fire, you better be young
Might get shot on the porch, check your fortunes
Giddy, see if you know I'm a pussy
I run in, strip out, pop the shit in
When you see crack, better duck like the Mac
Kinda East Flash, nigga watch it
I don't give a fuck, I run these streets
I fuck that shit, I want that beat
Gonna tell you like a G-Tone
Yeah, come back quick, give a nigga OB
Pass rule everything around me
You can see me and that boy's GT
Coming down front sets at Nordie
Feeling like clock or lights on me
First brand banner and I'm blowing their trees
Nigga, please, I spit crack, I be Versace key
Some say teller, some say Kalee
Twelve years down in the front of me
I got enough work to feed the whole town
Yeah, Birdman, they're the number one
Nigga came and we run, so we got him done
Fucking with the family, I'ma give him some
Spent that cone, but he didn't run
Sunday had a whole church singing the song
Why they had to send my baby home
Fucking with some niggas that paid for long
Been a G in the game, now my son on the throne
They been waiting for this one, dawg
Get your back off the boat
Humble the dope, untie the rope
But only count to ten like a kindergartner
I got no patience, I don't like waiting
See my homie in the red, say hello to Satan
Cause I'll take a bitch out without gating
You know what I'm skilled in
Keep the guns in the coke in the drunk building
Keep the dares in the raccoon around my children
Count them mad, but the school's just the best thing
Keep the white tee over the banana
In case one of these gorillas barred
And then he blocked, dip set
He blocked, dip set, dip set
He blocked, hot broke, he caught bang with a nigga
Big money hotels, fast cars mad
Women liquor drinks, we smoke
He blocked, dip set, dip set
He blocked, hot broke, he caught bang with a nigga
Big money hotels, fast cars mad
Women liquor drinks, we smoke
He blocked, dip set, dip set
On the way to 15th, that's the speedin' of 8th, yo
High off the drug, let me see it like Ray Charles
Night on the block, blowin'
Thanks, stop, fucker, fuck you, get your A's on
Nah, but they don't do it like we do
Pull up to the room, but the roof is all fucked through
Pull up to the room, but the roof is all fucked through
So as my trout came closer
Down in Miami, put mouth on the roaster
Fast got mommy chow on the poster
But I ain't gon' snitch, not on my coast of North Shore
I'm out on bail, but I'm livin' it out
This little dab kid nail, I ain't givin' the fuck out
Tearin' up the streets and the bars can't blow now
Tearin' up the streets and the bars can't blow now
Hittin' out of court with my lawyers
Coons outside, so sporty with the spoiler
D-block, hip-step, hip-step
D-block, hawk, work, heat cock
Big money hotels, fast cars, mad women, liquor drinks, we smoke
D-block, hip-step, hip-step
D-block, hawk, work, heat cock
Big money hotels, fast cars, mad women, liquor drinks, we smoke
D-block, hip-step, hip-step, hip-step
I'm about to wrap them things up
All I need is some plastic, got your suits already
All you need is your casket, half a million off the dope
And I'm still in the hood, fella
Niggas respect me like Uncle Paulie and good fellas
And whoever you get your cup from, I'm their supplier
How about the Ferrari spider cock it back
Then put you in his head, hardy visor
I made my money off of crack spots and hood extortions
Fuck cars, I'm about to have a bullet auction
Sold to the nigga who think he tough
Really, listen, cocksuckers, I got bullets for each of you
Nothing else, at least I know my dreams is reachable
In color, potato salad white
The haters got a fight, my hump's thrillers on stand
No money to wrap, money's still on the same route
I ain't miss a game since Tivo came out
On the side, getting the haze and the yay off slow
I'm in the studio right now in playoff mode
Work till you die, never take a day off, yo
D-block, hop, woof, he cop
Big money hotels, fast cars, mad women
Lick and drinks, we smoke
D-block, hip-step, hip-step
D-block, hop, woof, he cop
Big money hotels, fast cars, mad women
Lick and drinks, we smoke
I'm watching, I'm watching
I don't see what I want to see
I don't want to have to say it
I'm not starting till it's 200 of each
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
I want everyone to pay attention to the lyrics right now
I'm watching, I'm watching
I've been watchin' it, still on my waist
Yo! What the hell, man? God Imag
I've been watchin' it, still on my waist
I'mazeera, I've been watching it
I been watchin' it, still on my waist
And it's getting out of control now, out of control
Let me take time to brush my shoulders off, wait
I had to dust my shoulders off, act
I've been waiting, been pitching, been anxious
Now I hear forth, bring back, make your greatness
Yes, the rap I lead, jab I weave
Then come back with the same jagtime streak
I blow smoke to the heaven, I'm so dope, it's a weapon
Raps one big casino, I'm plottin' ocean 11
I might have sold the least
But I still managed to be most feared by most MCs
Good, who dope is me, who close to me?
For sure, Bobby, nobody, yeah, that's how it's supposed to be
Now listen, you can either comprehend it or compliment it
It's all authentic, yeah, but you better believe
Whatever I say, no harm or dupe that your balls are makin'
Mic check, one, two, one, two, one, two
Mic check, one, two, one, two, one, two
Mic check, one, two, what is this?
Since it is back to business, let's go
Mic check, one, two, one, two, check
Mic check, one, two, one, two, check
Mic check, one, two, what is this?
Since it is back to business, let's go
Bad news, rap dudes, I'm bad fools
Get a doona, this is that jack move
True, I just sneezed in the track move
Come on, bless me, yes, that's true
So bright, though, lights up for me
For life, marry the game, throw rights up for me
So nice, throw ice up for me
Got two pieces for big and one piece for the key
Jesse, I am back like cook crack, yo
Even my connect ask me how I cook that up
I told him, a brick of me is equivalent to 50 keys
Broken down so around the inner city streets
If you catch me sexin' a chip
It's a bisexual chick or somethin' froth
Yo, comment them Doja dresses
Let me see some Doja dresses in the comments
I might bless a few of you
Although it takes forever to receive it, but it's all good
You don't got a Doja dress, you're missing out
Shaq all up, you turn around
Oh, she wish I called her
Did you bippin' in the last slot
Three in the back, two of you fat
Fresh about the street, hot
Jump to the top, I be French martina
From duck to black, when it's so low now
Old white lady blue polo with the hat
Like a thunder dragon from South Bronx
Home of the original class
Diggin' in the crepe, crepe
Empty I2, they was fillin' in with it
Where they hittin' like tats
Get smiles on speed, boo-boo
Shawty got ten shit, hype the best boss
Met her backstage at the summer gym
Tell her I like the honor
Let her be with the ball up
Shaq all up, you turn around
Let her be with the ball up
Shaq all up, you turn around
Welcome back on the scene
What the fuck is funky style?
If you're gonna be building in public
You can't tell me you're building in public
Bookspace gonna be a banger
Meanwhile, Books didn't even wanna start one today
He's pinned it to the top of his space
And said, meet you guys there
I don't, I'm looking through the audience
Have you guys seen Bark for real, guys?
I haven't posted anything
King Ant doesn't even know where he is right now, bro
Yo, I wanna start this space off
Amazing, amazing, amazing call
I really, really wanna shout out
Yo, Aki and Beast caught Farkcaster
Before anyone knew what a Farkcaster was
But it was definitely yesterday
Because I saw the call and I faded it
And I didn't jump in until Shibuya mentioned it
But what a, what a, what a call, yo
I'm gonna open up the chart real quick
I don't wanna give any financial advice
Otherwise this thing would have been at a
And I'll show that shit in spaces and all that
250 Soul and we'll do undisclosed promo
But guys if you caught Farkcaster
I believe that's Shibuya's call right there
Even if I was not to have faded Aki and Beast's call
I mean it's pretty much the same when it dipped down
And I'm not putting all my money in this
I'm putting money that I don't care to lose at all
Like it could rug right now and I'm not gonna be worried
I think this is gonna run to 4 or 5 no
I think it can because of the all time high
Think that was a 1 mil market cap
Shibuya am I saying that right?
What's the market cap right now?
I gotta look I haven't checked
I haven't looked back since I sold
Where'd you sell the top?
Nah on the way like like tried to sell the top
Yo did anyone here get in on on Farcaster?
Yo I can't keep hearing this talk about this
Farcaster like goddamn bro it's so funny
You think we should launch Barkcaster?
That's not a bad idea right?
No no no if we're doing a token Robe is the fall guy
Did you get in on Farcaster Bark?
No I'm not really into that
One of the experiences got a little bit too messy
Whoa what do you mean it got to like you lost some money?
Yeah what do you mean one of the experience
He was on some freaky shit
We're listening we're listening
So there's a market for everything dude
Here and there I toot the U2
Your average person toots 15 times a day
How about Dutch oven you like doing that?
I don't know didn't you tell me you didn't you tell me you try everything once
No bro I don't try everything once
What the hell does that mean?
You got a hundred million dollars?
If I had a hundred million you wouldn't hear from me
Yeah okay well I know because you'd be under the covers
Two hundred million you wouldn't try a Dutch oven?
Two hundred million I'd Dutch oven myself all day long
What if it's your favorite thing books?
I've definitely done a Dutch oven
I've done a Dutch oven many times
They used to call me Farcaster books bro
They called me magic throw
Yeah I don't know if they were wrong there
I really don't know if they were wrong there but
On some like Chipotle burrito
Okay so give me a thumbs up
If you got into Farcaster give me a fucking pump bro
I think just from Shibo's call it's a 5x
I'm not even talking about all time high
Did you call it before the all time high Shibo?
So from your call how many x's?
When you called it it was at 500 k
I'm pretty sure it was at 500 k mark
I called it at like 10am bro
Oh god so it was on it's way down?
Wait no I'm confused right now
Yeah so it's a 5x since your call
You didn't call the all time high
So guys pay attention to this one yo
I hear a lot of people talking about it
The reason I'm even bringing it up
Is a lot of whales are talking about it
All the other crazy stuff so
If you're not getting alpha
You feel like you're gate kept
You need to take initiative
People are not gonna give you alpha
People don't want you to win
Yo for me for example guys
I'm gonna share when I'm on spaces
But you gotta figure out like
It's time to like take initiative yourself too
Like join all these alpha groups
On telegram at the bottom
It'll show you a bunch of other groups
And you don't gotta buy everything they show
I would say for like a couple days
See how their plays are doing
You know you gotta try to find the source
Cause a lot of these telegram channels man
Yo they're the scum of the earth
Like if you guys think crypto Twitter is bad
It's way way way worse on telegram guys
They get added into a group chat
Token founder lets them all know
You know this percentage of the supply
You guys gotta call this token
All the telegrams start calling it
Then you have some telegram channels rare
They actually do the research
They're on live new payers
They're checking out what everybody's talking about
Those are the ones you wanna find
You're not gonna find those people right away
It cost me a lot of money
Till I figured out that whole game
Also when it comes to callers
It's very very easy where you find yourself
In one really greedy greedy bastard circle
Where these callers are the founders
Of these tokens that they're calling
They've got a large enough group
So why not just shill our own shit
We know everybody in our group's gonna buy it
And guys they're getting rich doing this
They're getting rich doing this
Books is not against any opportunity to make money
Am I gonna go all in on tokens like that?
I know I'm gonna be exit liquidity
So I'm gonna go with what I can afford to lose
I am not here to play detective
Whatever you guys remember from books
I learned so many lessons
I'm not here to see who's
And you start fighting a token
Especially when the price is up
Is you make the holders suffer
Not the founders that you're fighting
Nothing's gonna happen to the founders
You make the holders suffer
When I see Zach XBT post a tweet
About some shitcoin community
Doing whatever the fuck they're doing
The founders that have a decent percentage of the supply
The founders that bought their own launch
And are dumping from the top down
No it's the holders that have been buying
It's the holder that bought right before that thread came out
A fan of that detective stuff
And definitely not gonna be doing it myself this bull run
I'm not here to protect you from bad actors
Unfortunately bad actors are coming
Bad actors are not gonna be stopped
And they're not gonna be stopped anytime soon
But we also need to understand what a bad actor is
And what a bad actor isn't
Guys if people are launching like
We need to start understanding
Every single coin is gonna pump
Go look at Solana's chart
Look at every single coin guys
I think the only coin that doesn't dump is fucking Casper
It's been looking like it only pumps lately
If you look at all these coins they all pump
Only the big name coins are allowed to pump and dump
But the second any shit coins pump and dump
We're out here screaming rug
Yo a rug is when the coin rugs
Like the devs disappeared with all the money
But we're out here calling tokens rugs because
We don't like the founders
Because we don't like the team
Because we didn't get in early
And we couldn't dump on other people
There's people out here launching tons of tokens every day
That's how they make their money
It's the same crew, same circle of developers
That are launching every single token
They are allowed to do that
Now if me Bark and Shiba wanted to
We'd automatically be getting cancelled
You would get cancelled 100%
One thing we need to realize is
Founders cannot control the chart
As long as the founder doesn't have a thousand wallets
And things of that nature
They can't control that chart
That's the holders dumping
That's people that bought early
That's people that sniped and bought the contract
So we gotta start understanding these things
We gotta understand the difference between a rug
A bad actor and not a bad actor
A bad actor is someone that drains your wallets
Someone that DM's you with a link
You sign a transaction and boom
Your board ape and your mutant are gone
But people that are out here
Representing the meme token culture
I really can't look at them as bad actors
Are gate keeping everybody
The bad actors are the ones that are
Only blessing certain people
And then shilling you the top
But they'll never get called out for it
I'm not here to call them out
I cared too much during the last bull
And I missed out on tons of opportunity
I cared too much about stupid stupid stuff man
The people that they told me to stay away from
You know they now work for those people
The same people that told me to stay away from them
I'm not really here for that
Because I've learned lessons in the past
And I'm not trying to learn those lessons again
Takes four years to get back to a bull
If you want to make money and not have to work
For the rest of your life
Don't make the same mistakes I made
You know I worried about all that bullshit
I had post notifications on
Not realizing like yo his thread just fucked up my bed
You know I'm not thinking about it
I had all these people that call people out on telegram
Yo there were callers calling other callers out
Like the callers were beefing with each other
There were callers saying oh he steals my calls
There were callers that were draining people's wallets
So I'm definitely no stranger to that world
However yo it's a good way
It's definitely definitely a good way to get started
You're gonna end up getting banned from different telegrams
If you think that you're gonna come out here
And start shitting all over that caller
NFT Twitter and crypto Twitter are two different places
We ruin the crypto side of Twitter
Like it's just a bunch of bums here that
I don't want to say young but
Immature is the way to say it
We're the immature side of crypto
Because crypto Twitter is completely different
Because we're out here trying to call stuff out
And anytime we lose money
We're trying to write threads
And neither do their holders
Yo the majority of them don't like us either
Like they're not going to entertain none of your shit
They're going to ban you out of their group
Ban you out of every other group
You're going to be making telegram
Again worried about the wrong shit
For someone to make one million
A hundred people need to lose
You guys follow up with that?
Need to lose a thousand dollars guys
For that one person to make a million dollars
Be that person that makes a million dollars
You can't just think that
And all these people are just going to come up on spaces one day
And show me the next thousand X gem
You really need to get deep in the trenches
All these reply guys and shit posters that you see on your timeline
Yo they ain't going to make you no money
They're all going to lose you money
They themselves are not making any money
They're on Twitter tweeting all day
If you're on Twitter tweeting all day
You're not going to make money here
Even the bigger influencers and names that
Are making money this cycle
Yo they're not tweeting as much as they used to
Because you can't just strictly pay attention to Twitter
And the other thing if you want to make money here
I can't even do it anymore how I used to
I used to sleep at 6 in the morning
I would be in tell deep deep deep in the trenches of telegram yo
All the good stuff was launching
I had to be deep in the trenches
I had no time for anything
Maybe 18 hours a day on my phone on my computer
Deep in the trenches of telegram
Waiting for that next call
Waiting to snipe and bot stuff
So again you have to work guys
You can't just sit there and wait on a text
Wait on someone on spaces to say something
Guys even when it gets to us like it's too late sometimes
You're not going to 50x or 100x
I tell you when to get in
And when you should look to get out
That 120 or 30x play guys
Don't you think I would load up?
Now if I load up and I tell you guys about it
When I dump $100,000 or $200,000
You're going to come crying
Yo that's books as wallet
Books you pumped and dumped on us
You guys starting to understand here how ridiculous this shit is
Like how we get mad at people for doing things
Yo one of my friends guys
Yildasaurus the 100k PFP guy
Yo this guy is deep in the trenches
He is making money like you would not believe in these shit coins
He's in the telegram group
That's been launching everything
And pumping everything up
And wag me cabal and all that bullshit
He sees the plays and he gets in
Thank you yo you just pumped a chart
In that chat after he buys in
He doesn't go calling them out on the timeline
When yield turned that 10,000 or 20,000 into a million dollars
And he wants to sell and get out
That whole chat ends up crucifying him
Taking personal shots at him
Telling him that he's a scumbag
For selling $100,000 worth at a time
How else do you expect him to exit, right?
How else do you expect this man to sell this goddamn token?
Is he supposed to hold and wait for all you guys to sell it
And watch his million go down to 10k?
Then they're all writing threads about him
And again attacking him personally on the timeline
And man I just I see that
And I block them straight up
I might even get on a few alts and do the same thing
So there's like no winning
Whether you're an influencer and a caller
Or just a random community member in a group chat
That happen to buy the token and sell it
You're a target no matter what in this space
Which is why these crypto Twitter nerds
Like deep in the DeFi and meme coin shitcoin world
They called them BSC Jeets
They're people that buy $40 worth
They don't let the price pump
They nuke everything they touch
All this crazy shit right
NFT Twitter in the meme coin shitcoin space
But I look back at BSC, yo
Those were third world chats
I don't think they're Jeets anymore
Like they're third world chats
And selling for a $4 profit
So they can pay for their grandma's kidney transplant, yo
They're going and selling so that they can fix
The tin roof on their home
They're selling so that they can
No longer have to go to the internet cafe
Four mile walk from their home
And they can get internet in their house
But then I look at what's going on in this space
That are coming in with $47
And they have 47,000 followers
And when that $47 turns into $17
They're nuking that token
How? By shitting all over it
And having all their other influencer friends
Retweet, like, comment and spread it
The friends didn't even invest
How could you, how could you like these people?
I was thinking like, damn
These NFT people, yo, they're not crypto people
Guys, they thought Apecoin was the best token
Since fucking sliced bread
They thought Apecoin was the best thing around
Everyone was talking about Apecoin
Not the 9,000 other coins
That they could have bought and sold 100 times to make money
I was like, damn, yo, if a shitcoin season or meme coin season happens
And these people all start buying shitcoins and meme coins
Along with the existing DeFi and shitcoin world on crypto Twitter
Like, we're gonna see crazy all-time highs
We're gonna see some crazy-ass shit happen
Instead, it's like, yo, it's like the most divided shit on earth
I think Pauly Zero is actually the only person
That actually has the majority of meme coin people and crypto Twitter people
All these pumps that we're seeing is just VCs from NFTs
The same developers, the same influencers
The crypto Twitter callers don't even want to call the shit
Once in a while, they will because someone reached out and paid them something for it
But it's just, it's not the same, guys, it's not the same
Here, we're playing in a different ballgame
Imagine it was all together
Yo, NFTs are like the word NFT and Web3 and crypto
Well, NFT Twitter, I don't even like to call it crypto Twitter
Yo, the first thing that comes to my mind now is division when I hear it all
Straight up, it's division
In the past, it was community
It was coming together, meeting people, making money, breaking bread together
Now, it's, yo, it's division
Damn, I didn't know Barco's in a co-host the whole time
Yo, we're so divided that we have like our own shitcoin season
We really do, we have our own shitcoin season going on
Separate from the crypto MFers
I don't think that's good
Shit, I think we should all be together
Now, if you look at the tribalism in this space, right?
You could thank NFT floor prices because, you could thank tribalism and division because of all the NFT floor prices
If someone doesn't have the same perspective on your NFT project that you love and hold
Oh, we gotta cancel this guy, this guy is no good
We gotta get him out of here
If someone does have the same perspective
Oh, you need to PFP this thing
Fuck all the other projects
Have you heard what the founders are building here?
Oh, yeah, man, they're gonna take us to the moon
Everything else, scam, ruck, ruck
Don't even, no, no, no, dog with hat
No, no, put a hat on your dog at home
And there you have a dog with hat
Don't buy that, that's a scam
Everything is a scam except this crypto project that I have 70 of that I bought at all time high
Or I bought earlier, I'm an OG, I minted it and didn't sell the top like a fucking idiot
Now I wanna create more division
And guys, that has happened so goddamn much in this space
This space is divided, very, very divided
Then you have all these Twitter spaces hosts telling you who's good, who's bad
To try to get people in their space and not in your space
So now you got that more division being caused
You've got all the cancel culture people that have found each other and came together
That love canceling people for things that they do
Things that they partake and participate in
And we're out here just like idiots entertaining this stuff for the last two, three years
We're buying what people are telling us is good to buy
We're out here listening to the same exact people that are the reason
Well I don't like to blame nobody but partly the reason
That you're fucking broke
That you came into this space with 40, 50k, 20k, 10k and you have nothing now
You have nothing but those same exact influencers
They're larping like they have nothing
But shit, they've had all the jobs, all the advisory positions
Shit, they work for coin market caps, some of them, coin telegraph
And they're larping like they're broke
Going to every single NFT event, traveling the world
Wearing $700 hoodies, a different one in every GM picture
Stop repeating those same mistakes
Yo, drama, another thing that this space thrives off of
I go right now and I change the title of this space to
I'm exposing BitBoy or I'm exposing Barkmeta, the truth about Barkmeta
Guys, there's going to be 3,000 listeners
If people are waiting on some fucking project to launch
That's been hyped, like the juke space, they're going to leave the juke space to come to the drama
Think about where that has gotten us in the past
You bring drama my way, y'all, I'm going to fucking shit on you and love every minute of it
Who doesn't love drama, right?
But none of us came here for that, none of us
I don't think there's one person, maybe one person in this entire space
That came here for drama, like they don't have enough drama and problems in their own life
That they're like, man, I got to go to crypto Twitter for my daily drama
Yo, you see someone do some shit like that, yo, report their space, don't go into it
Yesterday there was a hate space about us, bro, from people we've never seen in our lives
Don't, yo, report that shit, don't go in it, don't give them the attention they're looking for
Learn from your past mistakes
That's what I do, you guys see me going in any drama spaces anymore? Ever?
You guys see me go anywhere that's not really going to make me money or make me better? No
Not at all, I go in some of your spaces when I can, when I'm free
I go in Mario, no foul space once in a while
Other than that, yo, I'm grinding, I'm trying to change my life this time around
I'm not trying to lose more money
I'm not trying to see who's dating who and who's fucked who at the last event
And whose breath smelled worse
Who didn't wear deodorant? I don't give a fuck
I could walk around New York City and smell every single bum
To think of web3, drama, and all this bullshit if I really wanted to
I would just walk around the city smelling homeless people's asses
That's what these events look like and smell like if I'm being honest
That's why they wear diapers
But guys, we gotta stop feeding into that shit
Listen, I'm a hypocrite, I sound like a hypocrite because I feed into that shit
Sometimes I can't control myself, but guys, I'm doing my best not to
I'm trying, trying so hard not to
And some people will misunderstand this
Next time I tell you, hey, don't buy that project, it's no good
When I go and I deep dive into a project and I tell you, hey, look at the top 1,000 holders
They each hold over $100,000 of this token
The top 90 have over $2 million and the top 35 have over $4 million
Holders of that token are gonna think that I'm fudding
Influencers in this space are gonna say drama
No, guys, that's good criticism
That's criticism to prevent the space from getting absolutely wrecked buying into that coin
Yo, imagine, imagine you all bought that token at $0.78 when all the other people
$0.48 when all the other influencers were telling you this is going to $3 fucking dollars
And I said, no, yo, it's going to $0.48
Yo, you would have, you would have fucking hated me if I told you
If I told you that that thing's going to $3, yo, I don't think I'd have another listener in this space
You guys would all hate my guts and never join this space again
But we don't keep that same energy with all these scum influencers ever
I don't know why, I don't know why
It's just certain people we pick and choose
Again, it's that division in this space
That social engineering and brainwashing that Bark told you about
Socially engineering people and brainwashing people, it's not always bad, it's not
It can be used as a weapon, it can be bad, it can be really bad, but it could also be good
So don't always think that, oh, this guy's trying to brainwash me
Don't be that person that's also looking for things
No one's ever going to want to work with you, no one's going to want to deal with you, no one's going to share any alpha with you
That person that's always nitpicking
If I'm looking at Bark and saying, you know, Shibo, something's off with this guy
Something's off with this guy, and then Shibo's like, damn, you said something's off with this guy
When we met five years ago before we became friends, dude, you say something's off with everybody
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You don't want to be that person
You don't want to be that person in the alpha group or in the space
When I shill something, yo, you're checking the next day, yo, the chart is down
You shilled this to me at 50 cents, it's sitting at 45 cents, you fucking scammer
You pumped and dumped on me, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, yo, you're never going to get shared anything ever again
Me personally, I'm a one chance kind of person
I give someone one chance, they fuck up, you know, even if I'm cool with that person and I let it go
Don't forget, and I know, like, I'm never fucking with that
I'm never getting on a personal level with that person again in my life
That's the type of person I am
In this space, it seems like, again, you could fuck me 500 times depending on who you are
Is what makes me think if I'm going to allow it or not allow it
Think about it, yo, there's people that have rugged, full blown rug 20 times
And they're still out here, they're still being praised and looked at as leaders in this space
Then there's someone that's a true builder
A genius, yo, absolute genius that comes in, tries something, it fails, and they get full blown cancelled
That counts suspended and all
There's someone that fucked up once or twice
But this person brings in millions of dollars, yo, into this space
From the outside, on boards, people, brings in VC money, all kinds of crazy money
Gets cancelled for fucking up once or twice
But the same people that have been fucking us for four years straight
At least once or twice a month
They're out here planning for the next two years of rugs and scams that they're going to pull
So guys, we've got to really start seeing through these things
We've got to start understanding these things
And not being that person in the space that adds to the division, adds to the bullshit, adds to the drama, adds to the nonsense
Shout out to the Spanish Cabal and all their spaces
Why? Because they don't feed into drama
They're out there really educating, learning things, helping each other, helping one another
Helping you, helping listeners in their spaces, in their community, and I love that
Unfortunately, drama does come their way
There's another Spanish or Latino community in this space that doesn't want anyone else to shine
And tries so hard to break these people up and divide them
And I don't think they'll ever succeed, but shout out to them, yo, shout out to them
Shout out to everybody that has been stepping up
Not really causing drama, not stirring up some bullshit
Out here grinding every day because you want to better yourself
Shout out to you, Robe, in particular
I see you, homie, doing great things
What's the ETA on the Telegram group, Mr. Shibo?
What's the ETA, I'm going to uno reverse it
What's the ETA on a name for the Telegram group, Mr. Books, because we have it ready, primed to go
There's already being alpha shared in there
I don't know if you checked it
The name is currently placeholder or something like that
We just have some bullshit name there
Yo guys, for anyone that doesn't know
For anyone that doesn't know, we're starting a massive call group
Like a Telegram alpha group
The person that I want everybody to click the bottom right and give us names for the group
Not books calls, not books alpha, not Shibo's group
No stupid shit, we need good, good, fire ass, brandable names
Not doggy chat, not dojino dogs calls, none of that shit
Be creative, yo, if we pick one of those names
We're going to bless one of those people
The person that picks the best name is going to get blessed if we end up going with that name
How does that sound, Shibo? You like that idea?
You got to look out for those who look out for us
You don't like placeholder chat?
We need a better name, we need a better name
And I really don't think that any of these nerds was going to come up with the name books
Me and you have to just hone it
Rob, what are we going to call it? What's the name, Rob?
Nah, don't just spam emojis, come off mute and tell me what name
What are we going to call this?
I put it in your chat, like in your comments yesterday
And I'm trying to find it, I've been shaking trying to find it because it was good, bro
Let's just switch it up, Ren, come on, man, we need your creativity, what's up?
I'm thinking, I'm thinking
Yo, I know someone who does branding stuff, I can see if I can get ahold of them
Can you get them on the phone right now, maybe?
I don't know, guys, we can't be corny
If we're corny, it's not going to last
We have to, it has to be something cool
And it has to transcend all blockchains
It has to transcend all NFT collections
We can't call it something like dog related
Because then the frogs will be felt left out
We can't call it cat, anything cat related
Yeah, don't fucking even put it in the chat
So what are we going to call it?
Yo, you got it, the thing is, you got to explain to the audience, man
You got to explain it because you don't tell them no dog names
Trust me, you're going to look, it's going to be 100 dog names
There still might be people that put dog names
They still will put animal names no matter what
Guys, if you got a good pitch, Kura came up to your hand up
If you got a good pitch, request to come up right now
We got 25 requests, spam emojis, do the whole thing
What's up, guys? What about the Web 3 bookies?
Okay, I mean, that's the first rule of Fight Club
Was no books, no Shibo, no bark names, no dog names
The second we put out a bad call, y'all are going to be calling us the Web 3 dookies
Okay, see, he's thinking ahead, proper preparation for that
Also, the opposite happens
He calls something and his own subscriber's dumped on him, dude
It's like picking your kid's name, you got to try to make fun of it
Yeah, to make sure it's not bullyable, okay, I like that
Okay, Dojima, don't let us down, I know you got something hot
The first one that came to my mind was immortal shock collars
Illusive sounds more like a marketing
Yo, but we're cooking, we're cooking, you guys are after it
We're cooking, on the right track
Yeah, yeah, King Ant, what are you thinking, brother?
He already said pack, no good
That guy hit us with digital pack
These are definitely, did you ask chat GPT for 10 names?
Yo, let me, real quick, let me go back to Robe
Robe, what did you say before about the dumping or whatever?
Well, like he called something and his own subs dumped on him
That he bought in, like shared it, held it down
And all his followers bought in and cashed out and he got down bad
You guys hear that, you guys understand all that?
Alright, usually you hear all the caller dump on us
Or the caller fucked us or scammed us or rubbed us or whatever
Now you got the caller saying
You guys see how stupid it is when you complain?
Like there's no winning, there's no fucking winning
You are here to buy low and sell high
When you buy something with $100
Put it in your head like, hey, this needs to 10x or 20x
I don't care if I lose it
Put it in your head, convince yourself of that, move on
This needs to 2x, 3x, guys, you need to set goals
Obviously realistic goals is what I do and what I recommend
So that you're not worried about getting dumped on
Because it's nobody's fault, yo
In my opinion, if a fucking founder of a token dumped on you
A lot of these founders, that's how they fucking get paid
And another stupid thing in this space is
Founders shouldn't get paid, anyone that makes money is a grifter
Meanwhile, you're there buying their NFT or their crypto token to make money
So you're not a grifter, you guys see how there's no winning in this space
So again, you should not give a fuck who sells
And who buys worry about yourself and your wallet
And that's it, that's how you're going to win
Notice the people that are worried, yo, they're not winning
Everyone that complains is a bum
You'll never see a whale come out and complain
How about ABP, always be pumping
And don't say yes because it's me guys
I'm reading comments, no, always be pumping, that's not it
Yo, I'm getting DMs from all angles
No, you called the alphabet
He wants us to get made fun of on the playground books
The playground, bro, now you want us to get arrested
All right, books, books, books, I'm getting DMs
Alta Wazu, people are mad at me because I'm not giving them contract address for these tokens
Guys, let me tell you something
If you can't find the token your goddamn self when it's a trendy
We are not chilling low caps
We are chilling tokens with literally over a million dollars market cap
Over one million dollar market cap
And if you're asking, yo, brother, man, I can't find the token
It's because you're either using DEX tools, and I understand that
Bite was using DEX tools and he didn't realize that DEX tools, their data is not always the best
Or you just don't deserve to trade shit coins
If you cannot find a contract address, just buy spot checking
Type that shit in on Twitter
Somebody's out here sharing that shit
But I'm not saying that to be mean
What I'm saying that the reason I'm saying that is that this is the reason why we need a telegram group
This is the exact reason because we're not able to communicate 100% properly through this application
But with a telegram group, we're going to have bots
We're going to be able to give you the contract address
Shit, you could use telegram group like with Bonkbot
You just copy the address
Go to another chat in telegram, paste the address, and snipe the exact token that we call within fucking 5 seconds of us calling it
I want people on the team from every time zone
Please do not DM me and tell me you're an alpha caller
If you can't show me that you have like 500k in your fucking bank account, don't even call yourself an alpha caller
Don't DM me telling me you want to be on the team if you bring nothing to the table
Obviously the 500k thing, I'm joking
I know some people, your robes got mad alpha and you don't have 500k
So that's definitely a joke
But please don't DM me some bullshit
I already have people in mind
But I want people from every time zone
I don't want to miss nothing
Are we going to get paid to call stuff? Yes
But we're going to say paid
We might do something where if it's got two asterisks in the call
That means it's a paid call
If it's got three asterisks, that means it's a paid call that we're aping into ourselves
Because we think it's going to pump
Like we're just going to do shit the right way
100% you don't know is paid
And a lot of these callers guys, it's fucking paid
It's paid, it's paid, it's paid
Like you need to understand every single call is paid
Paid or just stolen from another alpha caller and it's late
Yo guys, how do you guys think a lot of these callers are so early?
I mean one, they're calling everything
Like literally everything that launches
Obviously if you're doing that you shouldn't even be a caller
I think anyone in this room could call every single coin that launches
They're early because they're getting added to that group chat with the founders
Like yo, we've got some big things happening
It's launching at a $150,000 market cap
With a starting liquidity of $32,000
So they know everything already
Number one, number two when it launches on live new pairs
And it's got a $150,000 market cap and $32,000 in liquidity
They know yo, that's the right one, that's the CA
Let me call this before anybody sees it
You guys following me now
You guys are understanding how that game works a little better
One example, there's so many other examples out there
So most of these are paid
But again yo, they're just calling everything
So their track record ain't gonna look too great
Like for every 10 wins there's 150 losses guys
When you're calling everything
I think the statistics are even worse than that
Would you say that like two alpha groups are like technically competitors?
So this is what I'm thinking bro
What if later on down the line and once we have like a big enough group
There's like another, like a deeper piece to this
Where we create, guys everyone look into squads on Solana
And that's like the alpha group, everyone investing
Let's just say there's 100 Solana in that wallet
Books, let's say you put in 25 Sol
Let's say I put in 25 Sol and let's say Ro
Because he has more money than both of us
Let's say he puts in 50 Sol
So now we would get, me and you would each get 25% of the profits
Because our money makes up 25% of that wallet
And Ro would essentially be getting 50% of the profits
So it's like a squad and then that way when we invest
We print that green candle
There's another green candle that follows
And we dump as a community gather all at once
Rather than like all of us PVPing each other
And then we're PVPing another alpha group
Now in order for this to happen guys don't get your panties all riled up in a bunch
In order for this to happen we need to have like a big ass community full of chads
So it's not gonna happen day one
But I don't know books, maybe that's my truth
Whale group, whale group, all that
That if, if, if, let's just say we did that Chibo
I don't, I don't not like the idea
It's a good idea, right? It's a good idea
But I gotta look at like the what ifs
And everything is successful
We do that whole squads thing
Every single project we touch
The squad wallet hasn't dumped yet
There's no winning, it would have to be fucking super
Like super, super private
Man, one wallet doesn't even work, yo
Good thing this is a private call book so nobody's gonna know, right?
No, no, I mean no one will know, no one will
It's gonna be like a whale group, bro
Like a whale chat, that's it
And by then, who knows, yo, a lot of y'all might be whales
That whole we're still early shit guys is
Eh, it's a dud, yo, it's a dud
You're not still early, yo, you're not still early
Still early was last DeFi summer where there was only a little bit of people bodying
Not everyone and their mother
You know, we're out here getting ill on ETH
ETH is ass fucked by Mastrobot
Like y'all wouldn't believe
And everyone out there botting and going all crazy, yo
It wasn't always like that
Were people bodying in the past? Yes
Yes, just not everyone and their mother
So times have definitely changed
Where you're not really that early
Yo, that's really your best chance, right?
It has no room to make money like you're early
So you gotta pay attention to that shit
Bitcoin at 40,000 and you're talking about we're still early
Board APES at 90 ETH floor
Hey, we're still early, don't worry
Dude, that person doesn't like you
That person does not want the best for you
Again, we can make opportunity for ourselves
Like on Solana meme coins for example
Yeah, I just had a name idea
So I came up with the Ascendance
Which is essentially someone who wants to rise
And gaining power or influence
And I feel like that's what we should do as an alpha group
Is try to rise and gain influence in the market
And make it a group chat that fucking everybody wants in
And it's called Ascendance
Yo, the shittiest, shittiest DeFi people
Like the people I hate more than anyone on this earth
That's what they were called, bro
Like the biggest ruggers, yo bro
Guys, I track, this is in 2021, right?
Yo, there must have been 50 brand new wallets
With between $300 million and $500 million worth of USDT sitting
That's how much they rubbed
Yo, they launched like 10, during shitcoin season on ETH
They launched maybe 10, 15 tokens a day that ran
And probably 40 honeypots of those tokens to trick people
Like so what that is, a honeypot is a token you buy into and you can't sell
And then they rug you for everything
So what they do is, let's say we're launching books tokens
And everyone knows we're launching today or at 1pm
What I'll do is, I'll launch 40 honeypot books tokens
And I'll tell you guys, do not buy unless I share the contract address myself
Do not buy anything else unless it comes from me
Guys, nobody's listening to that shit, let's be real
Everyone's a blockchain genius
They figured out how to do live new pairs on DEX tools
And the second they see the first books token they're gonna buy
When they realize it's a honeypot they see the second one they're gonna buy
Third one they're gonna buy, fourth one, fifth one
Botters, everyone is sending money to these honeypots
That's what these dudes were doing, like crazy old
And there's really no way they could fucking get caught
Why they told you, hey this is very hype, which is true
Just like every other hype token there's gonna be a bunch of honeypots
So they were doing that every day and just racked up a crazy amount of money
Off of successful tokens and honeypots
Crazy, absolutely crazy bud, that's why I wouldn't use that name
But Breezy you are definitely on the right track my friend
The second Wagner Kabbal finds out about it, they're gonna say we're racist
They're gonna have some dude, I'm telling you they're gonna say we're racist
They're the same people that say Jeets every day
They're gonna say we're racist
They're gonna have someone on stage crying that they wanted to kill themselves
They're gonna call the title and all that bullshit
You know how it goes homie
But what if I started this car with an Indian accent from now on
You don't think we'd be able to fool them?
They will find that one person, put them on their stage
And say you're racist and all that
Everybody that knows Chivo knows I'm not racist
But that's just how they play yo, that's just how they play
You gotta be prepared for that nonsense with a name like that
Okay, no printing, no printing Pajit
I like that name, I like that name, that's the best one so far
I might do it, I might wanna do it
What about Omos crack calls, or like cracked calls
Cracked calls, now we're getting there
That's a good one so far, that's number one so far
Yeah, that's the only one we could use so far, viable, that's okay
I saw only Maxi group sent by Bo
Like yo guys, we could have like crack heads, like we could just hear me out
That started off really bad, my pitch was bad
But it's like just, alright, love his thumbs and down
Okay, no love, she's right, she's right
I was thinking like they could be smoking
Nah, I don't know, but like smoking calls
You know, like crack head calls, I don't know, I don't know
Nah, okay Ben, I took your idea
My AI says this is my worst trait, is I hear her jokes
And then I try to like one up the jokes
And she just says I've ruined them
Dude, instead of like porn hub, do call hub
That's another good one, because then we could use branding
All we would have to do is use their logo, but just replace porn with coins
Yo, I think someone has done that already
Yeah, hold on, I'm gonna make sure
Bark was supposed to call somebody first
Bark, did you get anybody?
Why don't you guys make up one profitable call first
I'm posting actual alpha and then the name can go
Yo, it's like the person that spends six months picking out a name for their cookie business
Only to open up on day one and not a single customer
They need to put weed in their cookies
Cracked cookies, cracked cookies
Yo, I got the name, I got the name, yo
Cheebo, I'm texting you, yo
You saw my text and freaked out, huh?
Yeah, okay, you're cooking
Robe, check your DMs in a second
This one was used, this one isn't
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll cook the logo
When can we start sharing the link?
Robe, we'll have that done tonight, Bark
We'll have that done tonight
No, like when can we start sharing the link?
I'll message Robe, check Telegram
We might be able to share it by the end of the space
Robe, I'm gonna go on Mewport or Books
And Robe, check your Telegram
Damn, I was just trying to bring...
I don't think anyone's bugging, guys
B, leave and come back, B
Okay, I'm gonna come back
Yo, who was in the request?
And I was bringing her up and then it disappeared
Yeah, it was Lisa Jo, I don't know what happened
I like this idea, I like this name a lot, Cebo
Yeah, I'm cooking already, bro
Let me just try to make a name
What are you, cooking steak again?
Nah, this time it's chicken
Brachem, is that your language or no?
I don't think so, bro, nah
I don't know Farsi like that, bro
No, no, no, I began confused with Farsi and...
What's the language that Afghanistan be speaking or Armenian?
Brachem might be Armenian or...
Bro, are you in L.A.? You gotta be in L.A.
Nah, bro, we don't like people from L.A.
I'm in Florida, bro, but I live in New York City
I love Florida, Florida's fun
Do you like L.A. people from L.A.?
I don't like L.A., I'm from the Midwest
No, Ren doesn't count, Ren doesn't count
Ren doesn't count, yeah, Ren doesn't count
I lived in Los Angeles, I lived in Santa Monica for a while
and then I lived in the valley for a while
I'm like right by the valley
Right off Ventura, bro, I was posted up
I lived all over Cali, yo
from Northern California down to...
I never really lived there
I would spend maybe three weeks out of the month, every month there
I had a place and everything, but I wasn't full time living there
Y'all literally all over Cali
Yeah, I'm in like, I'm in the Santa Clarita area, like canning country
Okay, I'm south, I'm in like South Bay area
And there we go, very dope
I hate Cali, guys, like I hate it
I hate everything about it
I'll never, ever forget my first time in California, yo
So the hood, the hood where I'm from is called Patterson
The day that I stepped foot in California for the first time
This is Patterson with palm trees
This is the hoodest of hoods, there is nothing nice
Dirty, stinky, gross, and guys this is before
Any of the bad shit started happening that
Happens to be on TikTok and all over social media
Shit's been happening forever
And just imagine how shitty it was then, how shit, how much shittier it got today
Where are you, LAX, you said you flew into?
The day that I stepped foot into LAX, yeah
Dude, I got some crazy stories just my first couple times here
So I do the motorcycle shit and I was flying in for
Ride with Norman, read his TV show
And my homie builds motorcycles on Melrose
And he's like hey I need you to just test ride this and make sure it's good for the filming
Because they like had me out there to do wheelies or whatever
And I forgot I only put like a cup of gas in the tank
I'm on Melrose, I do like one wheelie and I come back down
And I do another wheelie and these cops tried to pull me over so I like tried to jean on him
Dude, I make it like three blocks dude
And I ran out of fucking gas dude
Like you can't make this shit up dude
And it was two female cops and I'm sitting there like fuck I'm going to jail like I'm screwed
And my homie pulls up and he's like dude what are you doing you dumbass
And like he told the cops the same story I just told him
And then his girl pulls up and she's like welcome to LA dumbass
And tells the cops the same exact story dude
I was like looking at felony charges for fucking running from these two chicks like
And dude they fucking let me go like just because of the story like they didn't believe it
But dude that shit was yeah I got lucky bro like lucky
So that was my first experience in LA I was like yeah fucking LA
You know like how in like music videos and stuff
In rap music videos you see people riding dirt bikes and quads all over the place
That only happens in LA you see in LA
Me and my friends were doing that so long ago
I got snitched on you know we ran from the cops
The cops caught one of the kids and he just straight up snitched on me
Yo I got hit with so many tickets and fines and violations bro
Dude they don't play like when they catch you they don't play
They were pissed at me dude they were not happy
Yeah told it and everything go at
Man it was terrible bro operating
Operating an ATV on the road
Unregistered uninsured eluding
Speeding go they got me but everything
Everything the only thing they didn't do was arrest
If you go to Sturgis and you get a DUI on your bike
They auction your bike off the following Monday
Like dude the cops are assholes bro
They literally auction your bike off like it literally goes to auction
Yo guys I got pulled over on my motorcycle
Yo guys listen to how stupid this is
I got pulled over on my motorcycle one time
There was a cop he was like standing on the side of the road
With the laser gun to see if anyone's speeding
I wasn't speeding I passed him on the motorcycle
Imagine you're a cop standing there
And a motorcycle someone with the fucking helmet on
A crotch rocket passes you going 45 miles an hour
Yo he said I pulled you over because I smelt alcohol on your breath
He said that he pulled me over because he smelt liquor on my breath
That's how dirty the cops here are
Hey books I got two names
Okay I got Top G Alpha Club and I got Chain Collar Club
Chain Collar Club and the first one was Top G, Top G Alpha Club
So we gotta remove the club
Top G Alpha and Chain Collars
Chain Collar is the only one I like
I just left the Top G Alpha Club
Top G Alpha Club is just not original
You guys already pick a name?
I have a list of them if you want to hear them
Yeah I think we picked one yo
No after Shiba goes I'm gonna ask you a question go ahead
But you know what you're doing
You know what you're doing
Oh man almost all of them exist
I still like Call Hub but that was taken huh?
It gave us the idea for the one we want
It's some fucking brownie point? Hell yeah dude
How about Walai to the Moonboy
Motherfucker you might be an alpha caller on the squad already
Based off of what you've done so far
In the two days that I know in you
How about Walai Moonboys?
Walai nobody's gonna join
Yo books okay should we buy this? Alright listen
I'm gonna take a page out of Bart's notebook here
We found the alpha group we got the name but somebody has the link
On telegram already so they have like the OG handle
We could buy it right now for $300
Yeah yeah like the OG link like slash exactly what you wanted
Okay or what we could do is do like slash exactly what you wanted and throw some bullshit name at the end like channel pause or some shit like that
Then we make a profitable play and we and then we take donations
Um or Robe will pay for it Robe will probably just pay for it and then we could do it that way
So what are you thinking cause I could pull trigger right now bro
I already got a buyer for you
We can't get scammed if we buy it
Robe can we get scammed bro?
Nah it should be like the official website from telegram yeah
Oh telegram sells the names?
Like if I have it if you want I could sell it to you via telegram
Like there's like a telegram escrow service
Yo I was gonna say top shot cheats
Top shot cheats I got bro
Just for this brainstorming session right here alone
I mean we're just spitballing right?
We're sitting in beanbag chairs
Barks playing fucking table tennis over there
Books is just cleaning his Rolexes off
Just making sure they're fresh
That's US dollar that blue diamond thing
Bro we don't need that bro
We don't need the exact name bro
It's okay we'll be alright
We're not paying fucking a thousand dollars for this shit
I thought it was $200 USD bro
Oh okay okay yeah that's not that bad
Yeah we're not putting the word jeet in there right?
Because I feel like some people are every time they join the group
They're just gonna think about jeeting
Robe's gonna just read it
He's gonna be like fuck I gotta sell
Yo don't put jeet in there bro
It's contagious dude you're right
The CIOs and the CTOs of these big companies
You can't be saying that shit yo
And this ain't walking on eggshells
There's a million other words
Just replace jeet with robe
Oh my god a bunch of robes
Alright moving forward guys
We have a new word for people who sell early
We gotta say it like that though
Yeah you're gonna robe it dude
But should we run it by bark
Just to make sure that we're not
Yo let's think about it overnight
But let's think about it overnight too
If we get a better name or whatever
I mean I ain't tripping over $200 USD
No I just want to share the link so bad
Okay we'll wait we'll wait we'll wait
This is gonna obviously be a read only channel
Do you guys think we should do another one
Where people can talk in it
Give me a thumbs up if you think yes
Thumbs down if you think no
Can't you make it to where they can comment on stuff though
Is all these scumbags that
Don't want to build a community and put in the work
They start poaching your people
You know these guys are scammers
Come to my fucking call channel
Instead of them rugging you
You understand that's how it goes down
Like anyone that talks shit in this space guys
Is trying to sell you something
Like oh I don't like barking books
They're doing this this that that that
Look at Shibo he smells bad
Okay guys now we're gonna buy these NFTs
You're gonna buy these tokens
And you're probably gonna get fucked
The same people saying to avoid books
They couldn't even sell out of free mint
They couldn't even sell it out
Yeah it'll be the same people
Do put that shit on Azkaban yo
How many people are in here
Her opinion is worth 400 votes
So she gave the down thumb
I have a suggestion for you
Kubera is the god of wealth
Can you use it in a sentence for me?
I don't know where the spelling bee is
Like the spelling bee yeah yeah
I cannot tell you since...
Seems like someone launched Inshallah
There's someone that's name is Kubera already
We can't do Inshallah bro
You trying to get put on a watch list by the FBI homie?
I was asked if it was bad because they launched a token
And the dev don't give a fuck
He's trying to go to fucking Borkalifa with the fucking cells
Because they launched Jesus
And Jesus sent from 10k to 300k
So a lot of people made a bag
And then someone made Inshallah
They thought about everything bro
Damn these motherfuckers are sick yo
Yo how do people launch a token
And get the first three letters of the token contract address
I can ask my homie that does the deving
There's both on website that you...
You pretty much just farm wallet address
So you'll just keep spinning the wheel
Until you get the wallet address you want
Or the contract or the wallet you want
Yunkies was Yunkie right?
Yeah I think it's filtered out
On Solana I think it's a little
Cobra's coming you down though
No Cobra clutch is trying to chill with us on stage bro
I know it's way easier now
So do you think you guys will open a channel
Because I feel like you got to be careful with that shit now
It's people talking about selling
And they're shilling some other bullshit
I mean listen I'm gonna do one
But I think it's gonna be some like
Insider shit or whale shit
Let's do the regular call channel
And then see where it goes from there
I don't want to deal with bots
And all that nonsense bro
It's too much of a headache in my opinion
Nah bro we're not doing the whole chat channel
Yeah Eva gave a thumbs down too yo
So right there you guys should kind of have your answer
Books if they want to chat with us
They're more than welcome to come chat with us
But if you want to be like an incel on your computer
Typing in the chat on some bullshit
We're not gonna facilitate the fuckery
But we'll just go take conversation
Yeah we're blocking you straight up
Just keep it super simple
No time for nonsense at all
What are these dumb dog pictures?
Oh bro the FBI just DM'd me
I'm not using at blah blah handle
If you want to use it for the telegram name
He already hit me with it
Like this is how I'm gonna nail them
I'm gonna get books IP address
He's not really in Bosnia
Do not click any links bro
But I know Grazi comes from a good place
You know 20% of me thinks he's just trying to be nice bro
Imma just say the name it's terrible
Like I wouldn't take calls from someone that's named Dior God
Like welcome to Dior Gods calls
Anything with Gods I don't
The most shit calls in web 3
And you barely make enough money
To do groceries this week
We used to do that voice bro
This trash can music presenting
The most shit songs of the year
Anytime someone would put on a shit song bro
I think we got the name bro
Are you farming these diamonds on Magic Eden?
Yes I'm so fucking moving on
Okay what collection are you doing it with?
I'm about to give everyone some hot alpha
There's a collection guys
The floor price is 0.019 sold
Which one what's it called?
You're actually the first one to put it on my radar
I wasn't paying attention to your question homie
Okay so farming Magic Eden diamonds
I've been racking up diamonds from multiple accounts but
Okay so let's say one of your accounts has a thousand diamonds
You're able to do like these quests to get more diamonds
And the quests include listing and buying
So obviously you want a collection that's stable
That's trading completely sideways
And that has a shit load of sales
So leave it to the Solana Deejans
There's a collection called Deez Nuts
And I mean they went up a little bit
Total volume traded 88,298 sold
Number of trades made 5,506
Royalties paid to creators
You paid $158,000 to creators books
So you just fucking paid somebody's mortgage
Yo the majority of that is Utes I think
So you gave Frank $150,000
But you probably made a lot more than that I'm assuming
Utes I made I think was the biggest bag
Okay but I don't think that
Bro I don't think it matters how much the NFTs are
Like it's just about buying and selling
So what I've been doing books is I've literally been buying these nuts
And as crazy as it sounds
I've been buying these nuts and just listing them right away
And it's just like people just selling them back and forth to each other
And that's how I've been farming my diamonds
Do you get more diamonds for
Does it matter like what the price is or is it just like
Like I'm getting 11 diamonds every time I buy
And I'm getting 11 diamonds every time I sell
There's also a 10 store aero drop you can farm with these nuts
That's what I was doing this morning
Yeah like literally bro like I'm losing
Like I lost a little because I was on so much
How many diamonds you got?
I'm not gonna disclose that type of information on spaces but a lot less
Under 100k bro are you crazy?
But I'm about to double them though
And legend that's how you do it
You have the chance to double up
Like however many diamonds you see on your fucking portal right now
If you do the quests you could like have double
So like for instance one of my friends has a lot more diamonds than me
And they're making like 25 diamonds on every trade
So like every time they buy
Wallet to wallet right now
No you don't even need to do that books
I'm telling you with these nuts bro
As crazy as it sounds me saying it
With these nuts you do not have to like wash trade yourself
If you just click on activity
I'm gonna look at the activity right now guys
What do you gotta list them?
You just buy them and then people buy them and sell them back to each other
It's just like a bunch of nerds that are farming these diamonds
I'm just clicking refresh and it's just like new sale
New sale new sale new sale new sale
Yesterday I was doing it for point zero one four
And right now they're point zero two
So I mean there's even a profits
I mean there's profits to be made I guess as well
But I'm not I mean I was I was selling them for a loss
Because I wanted my diamonds bro
Get Franklin in here right now
Franklin's gonna be fucking resurrected
He'll be back on crypto Twitter like
How do you know that you get diamonds for these?
When you buy like just try buying one right now
It's a point oh one bro, whatever
Try buy one and see if it gives you
You should have like some sort of pop-up that says
Like you earned this many diamonds
Here I'm gonna try buying one too
I was doing it last night on mobile wallet
I'm not sure how it looks like on the computer
But on mobile wallet I had like a whole thing come up on my phone and say
And it's so hard to buy these things though
Because they move so fast like the floors are just gone
But if you just go and look at the activity
You'll know what I mean like you'll understand bro
They're just like it's like the same people just trading them back and forth
And it's like a stable coin for the exact same price
I actually bought a bunch of these
I almost bought a bunch of them a while back
Thank God I remember books you you're the first one to tell me about him
You remember we were looking at Seoul NFTs
This was weeks ago bro and you were like
What are these nuts and I'm like here we go books
They're already at point oh two now
He keeps trying to make a joke
But but no but they trade sideways
And they're just like slowly trading upwards
Because I think people are realizing what everyone's doing
So people like legend he bought a bag probably
For a lot cheaper than point oh two
And now if you wanted to technically exit with some profit
I don't know how many you had how big of profit it would be but
I'm not saying trade these things for profit
I'm literally saying that I've been farming
And almost and I'm almost losing like I like bro
I don't know there's something there's something about points books
Points are more valuable to me than money at this point
Like Blur farming I was more worried about getting Blur points
And now I'm trading in my Solana for diamonds on Magic Eden
I don't know they got me books I think they got me
This is how you get one leg up ahead of the game bro
That's that's alpha that you just shared bro straight up
Because other people are looking at it
And they're thinking they got a fucking farm
Kleenosaurs and all these other NFTs for some diamonds and
They could just go and do this right now which Magic Eden is probably gonna change
It's not gonna it's gonna work for a little bit and not work
Maybe they want you to buy other shit
Maybe yeah, I could see that like the couple like on some Cabala type shit
Um but guys when you're buying on Magic Eden just a heads up there's a gear
And this is probably for the for the people that are new
There's like a gear next to where you pay royalties
You could choose to pay royalties or not
So I suggest you not paying royalties if you're farming
I mean if you're just farming these nuts
And this isn't a joke I keeps anytime I hear these nuts
I'm thinking like am I they do do there's there has to be people in the in listener right now
That literally thinks Shibo is just like we're just this is a skit
Hey and don't just get stuck on Magic Eden guys
10 sores and other marketplace that's doing a token drop
So you don't want to find yourself you're putting all your time and energy into one basket
And missing out on the one that's gonna come first
We don't know what these diamonds are as of now
Did you see this shit Magic Eden pulled like if you had shit listed on tensor they're like
Yeah bro the loyalty thing
You get 100% you got a d-list and list here
Let's go to dude like they're fucking chads for sure
Yo, they're they're the best at this chess game 100%
Dude I remember when they first brought their intern in and he started shitposting
That was my favorite ever like
Dude that was so so clutch
Sorry, yeah with regards to your name
You guys still need one. Can I possibly throw in a few? Yes
Alright I was looking at Invictus
The reason why both of them both the words
Invictus is sort of like a legend who has not been defeated. Oh, that's a good one
And on chain representing the four or five different chains we possibly could be serving
The other one was and I didn't take it from legends name at the bottom but legends on chain also
Get out of here. Fuck you. Oh
Wait till legend figures out the name that we pick then fuck look at look at legends handle Sam
Let me see it not legend. Oh shit. I know but
From there this PFP is literally made out of math, bro. What do you think of should we call it deep its calls?
No, I don't think so, how about my my low Milo's calls
Milo represents my LO which is my life online
That's pretty dope my life online so Milo's a different person
With my alter ego. Yeah alter egos bear bearish on books and bark, but the bits likes books and bark
Not really bearish I'm just
We loved you bro, what the hell happened man, I love you too
Yesterday what like like like you talking butt stuff
Yeah, he's talking about stuff in mess, baby. That's what I'm here for
No, I keep my head generally out of the gut and not in it. But yeah
Don't even need to explain myself. Basically if you haven't listened to it properly
There were words you used and if it was misunderstood. I mean that's that person's
You know way of interpreting it, but I
Speculated has nothing to do with facts
So if people misunderstood it, hey, man, you know
Just read a book or two and maybe you'll understand what I was trying to say
Well, or listen to me slower, you know, don't don't just take bits and hold that button run off with that
But this guy with his book learning words. I
Like stuff that's not centered in facts you can stay
Yeah, didn't you meant the dogs for absolutely free? All right breezy that don't not none of that even matters
I'm still trying to get down to the bottom of this like like open-minded with the butt stuff, right?
Like that's what he was talking about. Right? Like open-minded butt stuff. There we go. Drive it home
I just want to know like like is that where we're at today
But calls that's where you should be every day
How do you want to call it? I think guys guys, I think I think if you guys we have the name
And if we told you guys the name, I think you guys would all be bullish. Oh
Wait till they see the logo
Yeah, you guys are gonna like it if it doesn't have anything to do with butts or mess we're gonna have an issue
It's gonna be good. It's gonna be good
No, definitely you definitely can't find yeah, it actually has to do with both
Think I think you guys are gonna like the name a lot. I really do think you guys are gonna like this
We're about to go fucking hard
All right. Thank you guys. I'll jump on I go hard in the motherfucking paint
Say it leave me stankin you we we heard it. It didn't matter if you said it just put that on the record
Walk it watch it. Tell me what you think
I'd say and how you doing legend?
Looking for some doing okay doing okay trying to find some meth
You know, you got me you got me in the zone a little butt stuff wouldn't be bad
Maybe a patty melt and a strawberry milkshake, you know, it's a tighten me up for the night
No way after all this time
Yo coinbase guys guys, this is the shit I want to show you guys now
I want you guys to who in this space uses coinbase wallet not coinbase the exchange
Coinbase wallet spam the hundred emoji if you use coinbase wallet spam the hundred
This is the shit where you think that the people that are good in this space are the they're the bad ones
Yo, they're not good. Yo, wow
Guys there's a juke on aetherium I
Don't know if you guys knew that it's been around forever Jupiter on aetherium and
Obviously there's a lot of hype right now for juke on soul
Two different tokens guys two different tokens
Coinbase wallet added to their swap home page
Anyone that you know, isn't too too smart
Or doesn't really understand this or anyone that's a beginner
Goes and swaps their eats for some shitty ass token that goes down every day in price
Oh, he's got to make fucking he's got to make earnings this this quarter books, I agree y'all I agree
But that's mad grimey, bro
Yeah, so he's trying to make off the pool like he thinks he wants people to think that you're buying into the soul juke
Yeah, 100% otherwise he wouldn't there's no chance you're gonna add a token that launched in fucking 2020 or 2021
You're gonna add that today out of nowhere onto onto the fucking swap page
Like it's this is like the most important thing on coinbase wallet right now and it pumped it pumped it pumped because of this
Now I think it pumped even before this and then dumped but very very grimy move in my opinion
That token was that set almost set. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Oh you guys where it was
That token was almost at 20 cents. It's now at point zero zero six and
They're just trying to go dude
People really think that just because just because you you're the founder of coinbase. You're a good person
They even have when up here guys a fake when
They're doing too much broke a fake when they have sheba pork is real
But how do you have when in juke up there to trick you? That's crazy, bro
That's crazy. It's on their trending
Yo, speaking of coin days
High TV messaged me earlier and said one of his cyber security buddies said that there's like a big data leak
Mm-hmm and coinbase and Binance like like everybody's information
It's old leak. It's old leak. It's old news. Okay, I'm just good
Yo, like guys everyone if you use coinbase and Binance you should change your password and a hundred percent. I
Don't think anybody here keeps our crypto on coinbase and Binance though. So I
You'd be surprised books. I actually I'm just scrolling through I could I could pick out a few people that I guarantee you their money's
Sitting on a centralized exchange. So you're my I I'm gonna say something that some people ain't gonna like I
Would rather have one million dollars sitting in metamask then have one million dollars sitting in Binance
Pollenex fucking any exchange cool coin. Okay
The fact that people would disagree with that at this stage in the game is fucking you you deserve to lose if you
Don't like that statement
Guys wild that's not even a hot take that shit's ice-cold son. That's a fact guys. Let me explain something to you guys
Binance they don't give you a seed phrase
That's what not your keys not your crypto means
For your crypto that means it's their crypto
what they're giving you is
So you can trade on their platform and send and return and all that stuff
They're just giving you numbers. Is it backed by money? Yes, until it's not one day like FTX
You guys following up there you guys understanding me here. It's not your crypto you do not own the
Fucking coins on coinbase or Binance they own the coins
You're just using the coins on their platform and it's not even physically their coins unless you're swapping and sending and receiving
That's number one. Number two
You guys saw I was trying to explain this to you guys
When the ETF shit got approved. It's just like an ETF
These exchanges are just like an ETF. You don't own the physical Bitcoin, but you're investing in Bitcoin
It's very similar to an ETF except with an ETF
You got you get a return on your investment
With coinbase and Binance when that shit pumps
They pretend like their servers are down and you can't buy and sell while everyone else is buying and selling
So I learned that lesson guys in 2017 when each Bitcoin and Litecoin hit their all-time highs and
I was sitting there for guys for three fucking days me and my whole group chat could not sell on any of those exchanges
They pretended like there was technical difficulties and server problems at the top. Yo Litecoin
I don't even think you could see it on a chart went over
By the time my cells would go through it was down to like
while all the whales that understood in 2017 what not your keys not your crypto means and
All the whales on coinbase and Binance exited normies could not that's what they do
so if you haven't been here through a bull where Bitcoin either any of these cryptocurrencies reach a top or
Close to a top and you don't know that these exchanges play these games
Okay, I hope you're paying attention and listening to me guys because I got proof
I got screenshots of this from back then
You could not sell you could not like yeah
it's kind of like when they halt trades when shit gets super volatile and Wall Street and
But there's a lane for whales to exit. It's like an express lane
You got that easy pass some pass only come right through
That's a fact. Yo, that is a fact. Was there a stablecoin back then books?
Was there a stablecoin USDC brother and Tether was around back then I think
Pretty sure I don't remember yo, I don't why do you ask that?
Because I was wondering why you just didn't swap to a stable
No, no you that's selling. That's what that's what selling means my brother, but they didn't have decentralized actors
They did bro, I was too new growls too new I was too new home
Like I was too new to know about
Wallets and all that yo guys listen, I'm gonna keep a Jew at all everyone here
I didn't know what the fuck metamask and coinbase while it was until 2020
I'm not I'm not gonna sit here and lie to you like all these other people
Like I didn't know any I thought coinbase Polin X all this other stuff
Prior when I was buying Bitcoin for Afghan trail and and Silk Road days and all that crazy fucking drug
I didn't know what Bitcoin was. I didn't know what I thought it was internet coupons to buy illegal stuff on the internet
I didn't know I didn't know what Bitcoin was a hundred percent to like 2014 2015
And I still didn't know about seed phrases and now I would just buy on exchanges I
Would see people talk about it in forums on Twitter. I didn't know what they were talking about
2020 I sat there and got instructions on how to download
Metamask had a download coinbase wallet I got and
How to set up a seed phrase and trust wallet and all that other bullshit
I did not know anything about it before in the past
Breezy you had a seed phrase homie in 2017
Now dude, that's I was just on exchange as well. I just learned this within the past two years
Too what exchange were you on in 2017?
Coinbase and were you around when they wouldn't let anyone sell?
No, I wasn't that into it, dude. I just like bought some Ethan Doge and like just let it sit
Hmm and I was like hundreds of dollars like you know brother I was buying like coin bro for like I
Think single digits wrong like stacking up for like a year until that fucking run at the end of the year happened. I
Lost a ton of Bitcoin. Oh man that time was a fucking nightmare
I could have exited with a decent bag
Absolute nightmare and then the second time around
That was like a breeze. That was a breeze. I felt smart
I felt like I knew what I was doing more and different stories. So that's right when you should have sold when you felt smart
Am I right? Yeah 100% you know looking back now. Yes
I was not smart. Oh damn books
I have like a bunch of fucking beans stacked like in this fucking peer-to-peer game
And I let it they're thinking it was gonna rip because you know crypt and then the fucking flash crash fucking November happened whole shit
Which one which flash crash in 2022?
2021 when the November thing, you know the November shit happened. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but
The all-time. What are you talking about, bro?
You know, it went up like crazy like it's the all-time high reach and then yeah after Black Friday a bunch of tokens
It's went down like bleeding and then all the peer-to-peer games in BSC
The Chinese will that was holding home. Oh, yeah
You just had to bring it up BSC
Like you I had so much East in November of 2021 that
Yo, I got scammed for a I didn't even get scammed
I fucked myself for a hundred thirty five ether a hundred thirty ease and did not care about the money at the all-time high
That's how good I was doing in November of 2021. I was out of every shit
I was out of every shit coin
I was out of every shit coin and I went and sent the wrong wallet a hundred thirty ease
Should have been mine imagine from November of 2021 till now
I've been going crazy trying to find that is
Well, I did the wallet active
But not that much money books I did that I did that with like point seven each while I was like live streaming
In the discord and I was like and I couldn't skip a beat because I had shit that I had to get through that live stream
Mm-hmm, and then I like looked at my water
I'm like I literally just sent that to somebody random like I don't even know where that wall like whose wallet address it was
So fucking pissed bro, and I just had to act like nothing happened and just like kept live streaming so bad
Damn you lost the money while you were live. Was it a lot of money point seven East I mean
it's not a lot of money, but
It was points point seven needs that I could have I could have used for for DJ
But yeah, it's a ton of money to buy. I lost a ton of money by
Sending BMB to an each wallet or something like that back then they never fix that right now
I mean, yeah, you could technically if you sent BMB to a neat wallet because BMB is a layer two of aetherium
you would just need to find the eat wallet that you sent it to and
Then just add the network there and then you know, I was supposed to have switched over to Binance smart chain
You did it to a centralized exchange
You sent it from your wallet to a centralized exchange. I really don't remember you. Let me fucking check
If you find the wallet we might be able to recover these funds and then and then we could use it for the
Covid relief funds and there's a lot of money, you know
Yeah, we can use it for cover to really know what like fifty five hundred nine like ridiculous. I mean
There's people if they lose five dollars, they'll be looking around their house. No, fifty five hundred dollar loss sucks, you know
Obviously, I was upset over it. But yeah any loss
But if you just sent it like let's say from one meta mask wallet to another one
That's a hundred percent recoverable
But I was on the Binance I was on BNB smart chain Binance smart chain is where I sent the money
To my East wallet on meta mask you understand
Yes, but but all you have to do it because your Binance wallet address is the same as your ethereum wallet address
So all you would have to do is the wallet the receiving wallet you would just add an RP
You would add the network add Binance smart chain network to that wallet address and anything in that wallet address on Binance will show
Up so that money is technically sitting in that wallet right now on Binance
You just need to add the network to be able to interact with it
Let me make sure I did all this yo, I'm not explaining it properly trust me
You must have done it from a centralized exchange somehow because that's when it'll throw it all off
Chocolate milk on the floor. He sent it to fucking Bitcoin baddies. That's what it was right now cats, bro
You know, is this the same people do it on DRC 20 that they lost the shit going the jugs they even held a space
Yeah, are they in jail yet we should fucking look that up
Know I heard she came back in the space on a different profile, but she blocked me on her her new one. I
Think okay, though. I someone different. What a shame. What a shame to be blocked by her. I
Don't want to I never wanted to fuck with her in the first place. I
Think that's I think that's insensitive because I mean there's a lot of people I mean listen hanging out with her
You're guaranteed at least at least a couple chicken nuggets. You know what I mean? So if you're starving out here
Shit we got we got more requesting to come up. We're talking about the Mar right Mars. Yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna be web trees funniest comedian
I'm gonna do I'm just gonna do a stand-up at every event from now on and just roast everyone
You should give it a whirl homie boom roasted
Yo, Mar, what's going on homies what's up? Is this D Mar?
Mars right. That's Mar Mar right the defy legend. No, no, I'm not a legend on anything
Just got one question man. Uh, cuz uh, go ahead bro. We're dying to hear the question. I remember if it was you but you