Getting even further south
Somewhere where the summer lasted all year round
Probably got a big old diamond on your hand right now
Maybe a baby or a couple by now
Don't drive way to a big white house
But I wonder when you're taking it,
if you find yourself back in a bag,
that boy from East Tennessee.
And I know we both do better,
but we still live forever.
And then with seven stars,
were we drummed just younger?
Back then you used to love the river and sippin' on a sixer with me.
Does it ever make you sad to know that it was seven summers ago?
Thank you. Guess you never saw things my way anyway But I wonder when you're drinking
If you find yourself backing up
At that boy from East Tennessee
And I know all we both knew better
But we still live forever and that
With seven summers of cold
Southern comfort where we
Dumb or just younger, who knows?
Back then you used to love the river and sippin' on the sixer with me.
Does it ever make you sad to know that it was seven summers ago?
Seven summers ago. Seven summers ago.
Yeah, I wonder when you're drinking if you find yourself thinking about that boy from East Tennessee. Thank you. I love the river and sippin' on the sixer with me Does it ever make you say no?
That was seven summers ago
Seven summers ago Thank you. If I see you again, baby, you ever wonder, oh, you might wish things could change.
I know this might sound strange, but I think I'm in love with you.
I didn't know it at the time.
I know what I want to do.
It's making me lose my mind.
I thought about digging through. i want Oh, you are the power over me.
You are the truth that I believe.
You are the air I preach, girl, you are the
light I want to see, you're wrong with everything you need, you are the reason I am, I think I'm in love with you, I didn't know it at the time, I know what I want to do,
it's making me lose my mind, I thought about thinking through, every time I do I find,
I want to make your dreams come true, I think I'm in love with you. Oh, I think I'm in love with you.
I know what I want to do.
So make a man lose my mind.
It's all about thinking through.
I want to make your dreams come true.
I think I'm in love with you. Oh, I think I'm in love with you.
Oh, I'm in love with you.
You know what I can find.
I know what I want to do.
Thank you. should we do another song or um what have you got lined up what have you got lined up
You know what I'm talking about
We can also bring it down
But yeah what are you thinking Bill
One more song or should we just not do any more music?
I like that 21 Savage, baby.
Yeah, it's four minutes and 48 seconds.
So you're kind of signing.
If you think about it, so there's 113 people here,
four minutes and 48 seconds.
So that's like 288 seconds times 100.
That's like basically 28, that that's like 30,000 seconds.
Um, how many seconds are in a day?
There's like 24 hours times 60 minutes.
You'd basically be spending like a half of an entire day up to like two thirds of a day.
If I listen, like you're wasting
that much time but babe but no you know it's not like being entertained is necessarily wasting time
because you need to you know you kind of need to balance out your life can't just be grind grind
grind grind grind you know sometimes you need to like relax and stuff but yeah it's up to you like
should we basically spend like two-thirds half
of a day two-thirds of a day on listening to a song yeah it's eight hours it's eight hours and
it's like kind of a work day right oh oh so yeah an entire yeah like an entire work day
for monad i mean you've wasted a lot of them. So, I mean, we can waste. What's one more?
Turn my headphone down a little bit.
How much money you got? How much money you got? How much money you got? How much money you got shot? A lot. How many niggas you shot? A lot. How many times did you ride?
How many niggas done die?
How many times did you cheat?
How many times did you lie?
How many times did she leave?
How many times did she cry?
How many chances she done gave you?
Fuck around with these dots.
Every day that I'm alive, I'ma ride with this stick.
I'd rather be broke in jail than be dead and rich.
Tell my brothers, take my breath if I turn to a sneak.
But I'm 21 for L, ain't no way I'ma switch.
Penitential chances just to make a couple bucks.
My heart's so cold, I could put it in my cup.
Game versus the world, me and my dawg, it was us.
Then you went and wrote a statement, and that really fucked me up.
My brother lost his life, and it turned me to a beast.
My brother got life, and it turned me to the streets.
I've been through the storm, and it turned me to a G. But the been through the storm and it turned me to a G.
But the other side was sunny.
I get paid to rap on beats.
How many problems you got?
How many people done doubted?
How many pray did you flop?
How many lawyers you got?
How many times you got shot?
How many niggas you shot?
How many times did you ride?
How many niggas done die? A lot. How many times did you ride? A lot. How many niggas done die?
How many times did you cheat?
How many times did you lie?
How many times did she leave?
How many times did she cry?
How many chances she done gave you?
Fuck around with these thys? A lot.
I just came from the air.
Before I left, I stopped by.
I seen my nigga 21 in the studio.
He had two of his kids with him right in the studio.
I love seeing shit like that.
How many faking they streams?
Getting they plays from machines.
I can see behind the smoking members. Niggas ain't really big as they sing. I never say anything. Question. I'm a marathon and I'm aware I've been playing a bet from a lack of promotions I never was one for the bragging and boasting I guess I was hoping the music would speak for itself But the people want everything else
Okay, no problem, I show up on every one album
You know what the outcome will be
I'm betting a thousand, it's got to the point that these rappers don't even like
Fuck it, come on, nigga, 21 Savage just hit me
And told me he sent me a spot
On a new record he got, he call it a lot
I open my book and I drop
Pray for Tsukashi, they want him to rock
I picture him inside a cell on the cot
Fletting on how he made it to the top Wond wondering if it was worth it or not I pray for Markel cause
they fucked up his shot just want you to know that you got it my nigga though I never met you
I know that you special and that the Lord bless you don't doubt it my nigga Dennis Smith Jr. stay
solid my nigga I'm on the tangent not how I planned it I had some fans that hopped in a bandit shit
when they thought that I wasn't gon' payin' now I got a plan they say the success is the greater
revenge tell her your friends call on a mission say the success is the greater revenge. Tell her your friends. Call on a mission. Submitting the spot is the greatest.
It did it before it all ends.
How many problems you got?
How many people done doubted you?
How many pray did you flock?
How many lawyers you got?
How many times you got shot?
How many niggas you shot?
How many times did you ride?
How many niggas done die?
How many times did you cheat? A lot. How many times did you lie? A lot. How many times did she leave? A lot. How many times did you ride? How many niggas done die? How many times did you cheat?
How many times did you lie?
How many times did she leave?
How many times did she cry?
How many chances she done gave you?
Fuck around with these guys. All right.
Did you like that song, Bill?
It's one of my favorites.
I'm wondering if anyone has never heard that song before, though.
I'm sure there's probably someone in the audience that's never heard that song before.
Drop a thumbs up if you've never heard that before.
Drop a thumbs up if you've never heard that before.
Everyone give a thumbs up.
Zane. Zane, did word. Whoa! Zane!
Oh, he's leaving. He got scared.
KB, were you singing along?
Uh, no. Why? Oh, he's leaving. He got scared. KB, were you singing along? No.
Because I don't know the words.
I'm more of an EDM head than a rap fan.
I don't know, Cryptoons. What is EDM? What, I don't know. Cryptoons.
Isn't that kind of silly to have a genre of music with the word music in the name?
Like, what kind of music do you listen to?
I like dumpster. Aren't they all the same?
What's the difference between them?
Yeah I'm asking specifically
What is the difference between the genres?
The bass lines the melodies what is keep using these
wild acronyms oh my god beats per minute beats per minute and now beats per monad what about
blocks per monad block okay we can do blocks per monad um it's like techno techno is like
um it's like techno techno is like hard techno is basically just like the mona what about soft
techno soft techno would be ethereum what about like half techno half what about like a what
about like a morning techno like like a deep house morning techno that's bitcoin bill knows what i'm talking about yo mellow what's good
mellow what's that bro how are you doing yo yo real quick real quick
fuck scrumpies all right fuck scrumpies scrumpies
fuck tunes fuck scrumpies all right what up mellow fuck whatever you're you're making what what's his name again steve you mean steve man
bro steve to zero you guys see this there's there's now beef there's there's beef between
scrumpies and steve so clearly they see each other's equals now what does that mean that
means there's a market opportunity because the price floor
of scrumpies is way higher than steve so you know just everyone keep that in mind not financial
advice do i keep that in mind right did you throw that yourself yeah bro i was in uh you know i was
putting the emojis and stuff there oh yeah steve yeah yeah i did did you like it
yeah i like it oh dude thanks bro i like the emojis you actually did
on scrampies oh for the it would be cool like an actual
collection with like that type of art the harrier strikes
it's kind of cool dude thank you from an art perspective
i'm pretty talented aren't i like i'm a i'm an artist you could say like uh i've been compared
to um vincent van gogh before that's just what everyone's saying okay i'm not confirming it
it's just literally nobody everyone has been
telling me that my art is like vincent van gore recently everyone keeps talking about it you know
uh there's not one person all right don't listen to the fake news media telling you that is not
true okay i have the biggest and best most wonderful wonderful art um and yeah um i you know what let's we should put
tariffs on scrumpies we should if you want to buy a scrumpy you have to it's just 125 markup
look at that look i mean that hat you're wearing in your pfp mellow that i that that is that like
a is that like a it's not even a trade.
It's something a member from Switchboard made.
Yeah, but it looks like something
a Chinaman would wear, right?
It's like a Vietnamese hat or whatever, I think.
I actually fuck with Vietnam, for real.
They're going to be our new trade partner.
It's actually, was like thinking about this
like so america is like oh capitalism freedom but then it's like oh but we want cheap goods
so let's like this like let's have like the place where our goods are made will be somewhere
that you have like communism,
right? Like China or something. And then we're like, fuck you, China. But then we just go to
like Vietnam or whatever, or like, or like, like, like another place where there's just like super
cheap labor. And it's just like, it's just weird if you really think about it, right? It's like,
are we actually going to bring manufacturing home or are we just going to go to another place and take advantage of you know you know the state of that country
you ever think about that type of stuff melo
and and don't even don't even get me started on turkey, bro. Oh, man. The Turkey. Dude, you weren't talking to me.
First of all, Mello was sending some wild stuff to me about Turkey the past few days.
So if I was from Turkey, I'd be pretty upset with Mello.
I would be really mad at Scrumpy specifically.
They're going to do do with turkey spaces again if
you keep going bill is that would you agree with that has have you seen mellow yapping about the
turk nads recently yeah we we got on a call yesterday and he was just ranting for about
45 minutes about how much you know he really looked down on the nation of turkey the pro
the proud and fine nation of turkey fuck you man Jesus
dude it's fucking everyday
I thought we got past that but he's bringing it back
you could almost argue that scrumpies
are like a hate symbol these days
can you let Sophie on stage
We got the whole squad here
This is the most exciting day of my life
Sophie we didn't call on you yet
I just muted everyone We didn't call on you yet. We didn't call on you.
We did not call on you, Sophie.
And we did not call on you either, KB.
Are you lagging? Am I lagging? You said like oneging? Are you muted? Are you lagging?
You said like one word and then you muted like a scared little boy.
So I'm trying to talk to you.
Sorry. Yeah, I'm good, man. How are you?
I'm good, bro. Are you going to copy? Are you stealing my tweet?
yeah tomorrow I'll be scheduled for tonight wait I'm good I'm good add some
Yeah, tomorrow. I'll be scheduled for tomorrow. No.
personalization to it I see I see I was gonna say like cuz that would be a lie
cuz you can't schedule a long-form tweet no I have it I've it in my notes
yeah like I've copied I've copied the entire text I've it in my notes when I'm
but tonight I guess I'll just try to see what fits.
Zane, how are you doing, bro?
Ever since you kind of switched up, bro.
You used to come by Spaces.
I literally was here last week, bro.
I literally always come by.
Yeah, genuinely, though, it's been like crazy exhausting
because you have to like i didn't realize um how much like free time i had previously
so i kind of like to give her granted but now it feels like time becomes much more precious
because after now i'll start sleeping late waking up to any, those type of things. But yeah, I'm just into it.
It's like when you used to live
and then you have to be like domesticated.
Dude, that's like exactly what Mello
was saying about the dark nads the other day,
I'll never joke how to do that oh man i'm glad you're here bro um glad you're here man uh bill monday can you can you like can you take over for a few minutes
i was curious and saying you're talking about living in the wild and then
being domesticated whatever are you talking about because you've got a job or what are you talking
about yeah yeah yeah exactly that i think you know when you have a job you now have like a routine
you know previously like sleep 6 a.m wake up like 9 a.m have like can sleep anytime during the day
you feel like tired i could just sleep Like there was just freedom to do anything.
But then now, you know, you have to like be on calls.
You have to like do certain things.
You literally have like a schedule.
It's like, you know, when you're in the world,
you do not have a schedule.
You're explaining just having a job, right?
Yeah, I'm just trying to be like like honest and open-minded about it and so
now time is precious and you're choosing to spend it with with us on the on the
spaces yeah like literally my internet family so time is always free for monad all right no further questions your honor i'm
passing it back to tunes here no bill you're you're taking over why yeah tunes uh your your
music taste though i'm actually curious like how did you acquire a music is um um what what is that what is that what exactly
like how are you onboarded like you know you have a taste like how are you onboarded to your music
taste how was i onboarded to taste yeah like, like, how did you acquire it?
and they're onboarding people these days?
I was going to say, how do you onboard,
like, saying you need to get off crypto Twitter.
Like, it's not onboarding.
He didn't seem to, like, get that,
so I had to try to use a language i thought
you understand this is why crypto people can't talk to normal people will like say words that
like just don't even make sense and they're like what the fuck are you talking about
um yeah let's let's not how did you acquire your music
I don't even understand that it's a confusing
question like how like bro
I listen to a lot of music
tunes how are you onboarded to earth can you tell me that story Like, bro, I listen to a lot of music. Diverse range, okay?
Toons, how were you onboarded to Earth?
Can you tell me that story?
Dude, my freaking... You're going to have to ask my parents.
I'm pretty sure the story was originally
you were supposed to be on Pluto,
but then Earth swooped in at the last second
and they just onboarded you.
That's basically exactly what happened.
That is 100% exactly what happened.
Danny, Pipelines, I've noticed that you haven't done
your classic sign-on tag phrase yet,
so if you could just blast that out, that'd be great.
I'm really looking forward to it.
Thank you, Bill. I've been waiting about five minutes to be called on so that I can go into my usual intro.
It is my favorite day of the week. It is an extra special version of my favorite day of the week.
That is right. It is not only Monad Games. It is Thruput Thursday, ladies and gentlemen live with tunes and bill monday
and we are gonna learn why monad why throughput and apparently why tunes has been quote onboarded
to his music tape he's doing screenshots on this face looking a diabolical tweet right now bro
holy shit this is gonna be so funny
Dude I shot out small for fumbling the bag on
The spin to win earlier today really really messed that up
Browse down in the audience.
He can't even defend himself.
Ever since Tune said KB and Sophie shouldn't speak,
they've been raising up their hands.
KB's got her hand raised.
KB, what have you got to say? Yeah, I shared my Twitter tweet. Everyone check it out. Keep going, KB can speak. KB, raise your hand. KB's got her hand raised. She was first. KB, what have you got to say?
Yeah, I shared my finger to me. Everyone check it out. Keep going, KB.
Okay, yes. Toons, can you please call on Sophie?
You can't raise your hand for someone else, KB.
All right, Sophie, what's good? Welcome.
Thanks. I was a little bit wondering why Dani didn't have to get called on, but I guess it's just because, like, men get to speak all the time
and, like, women have to patiently wait their turn.
But anyways, I hope everyone's having a good day today.
How's everyone doing today?
Wait, Karma, you've been so nice and quiet and patient.
What could I possibly add to this monologue about mourning beats and hating on Turkey
This is so beyond my comprehension and my IQ level.
I would rather just sit in silence and marvel at your just never-ending intellect.
Do you see the pinned tweet?
Yes, we all see the pinned tweet.
You don't need to jerk yourself off.
You could if you wanted to.
I mean, this is like next level.
He pins the tweet and then asks the space if we see it.
It says, well, actually, I don't speak Turkish.
Wait, translate it for us, Karma.
It's native into Twitter.
Well, I think you should be the one to read this out loud no
mellow let's go let's kick it to mellow what's up no yeah i mean what am i supposed to say dude
it's gonna burn me every day
after all this work i did for scrapies me no yeah dude you have your first pr crisis bro
it happens to every successful business you know yeah i mean i speak turkish i can translate this
okay yeah thank you nini please yeah let's go do not trust this man he is evil and an enemy of turkey nft project scrumpies is an attack on
our nation explanation mark times many you're welcome
you're gonna awaken the turks man they're gonna be back with the spaces
they're gonna be like come here mellow
mellow i've been curious how did you um manage to convince magic eden to
geo block turkey because like they couldn't mint scum that's right
that did not really happen yeah yeah yeah no because i had a bunch of people convince Magic Eden to geoblock Turkey? Because they couldn't mint Scrum Pits, right?
That did not really happen.
No, because I had a bunch of people complaining.
They're like, I'm in Ankara.
I can't mint Scrum Pits right now. And I'm like, oh, it's the geoblock of Turkey that they've put on.
I have to be careful what I say here.
The space is recorded, Melo.
clipping everything, and we're ready to
shoot. We're going to send the clips
into the TurkNads telegram
We do have... Alright, we'll go to Sophie now. We do have...
Alright, we'll go to Sophie now.
But don't be so divisive, okay?
You're kind of gaslighting us.
You're saying we're being...
You're being divisive as you're claiming...
Like, you see what I'm saying?
Honestly, I truly apologize, apologize tunes um you're right and i i
shouldn't have gaslit you and i was being a stupid woman and it was probably just because i'm on my
period so like i'll just like jump off a bridge there's a lot of tall buildings in hong kong so
like it's a good situation.
Are we going to post the epic recap video
I'm teasing it. Alpha, Alpha, guys.
trouble hearing her who sophie
yeah sophie are you there
yeah i'm here sophie how's hong kong I can hear you, Sophie. How's Hong Kong?
It's 1 a.m. here, but you know I wasn't going to miss Why Mon Ed featuring Bill Monday.
I still have one more deliverable that I have to get out before I go to bed, but instead I'm here on Twitter.
I just watched Mon Ed Games, which was pretty great.
You could see my live-tweeted reactions.
A lot of pretty dirty jokes going on through the whole thing.
And Savant's editing slowed down every time Intern had his tongue out,
which also made me uncomfortable.
But I'll watch anything that KB is in.
The video definitely was, I mean, just to call a spade a spade, you know.
That was some real action in there.
It got me riled up at certain points.
But yeah, that was awesome.
But yeah, that was awesome.
It was a great video. We have so many requests.
We have so many requests.
I'm realizing like this is actually,
we have so many people that are friends
that we don't have enough spots for everyone that wants to.
And we have, wait, last thing, Sophie.
What's China like I've never been?
We're kind of at war with them right now.
So it's a little awkward.
I feel like we're at war. um yeah how's it over there it it's really great the it's like a lot less trash i am really stressed about the tariff thing because i have
like a bunch of event supplies that i want to ship home because i don't think i can fit it all in my
suitcases but i don't want to pay a tariff on my own shit and I don't think I can fit it all in my suitcases,
but I don't want to pay a tariff on my own shit. And I don't really understand if I'm allowed to
ship it back with, or like, does anybody understand? I think there's a tariff if
there's an item produced in China with the intent to sell that item in the U.S.
I think if as long as that doesn't happen, you should probably be okay.
We're not selling them, but it is a bunch of items that were produced in China.
Like I have Monad Madness Hong Kong shirts to bring back to the States.
shirts to bring back to the state but like i just didn't really like realize how much room 50 t-shirts
would take up and um and then i i think lulu just left her suitcase with me so at this point i've
got like six suitcases um And I'm just a girl.
So I'm a little overwhelmed.
Right, you're just a girl.
Also, Scrumpy, you like kind of didn't, we weren't that nice to him.
And he was like really tried hard to make sure I had a pair of socks to bring back to you.
Are those like the socks with the turkey flag that's been crushed up?
which model which design um yeah they were actually turkey flag socks with actual like
thanksgiving turkeys on them wow wow very that's that's awesome um yeah there's a lot of war going
on these days you know you have u.s china tear for you have scrumpies, Turkey hate war.
But, you know, hopefully we can, you know, all make amends and, you know, all come together to have peace, peace, love and harmony.
Thank you, Sophie. Appreciate it. Mello, do you have anything to say for yourself in the midst of this uh crisis you know
lots of people are you're starting to see it pop up in all the group chats everyone's talking about
it you know talking about is this the death of scrumpies um so what do you have to say for yourself
um what do i have to say for myself? Fucking hell.
No, no, just keep going, dudes.
Mello told me they weren't even real scrumpies.
I, like, sold everybody fucking Bubbola so I could buy a scrumpy,
and I see him in fucking Bangkok, and he goes,
oh, those are just scrump beds. Like, I got the bitch version of a scrumpy and I see him in fucking Bangkok and he goes, oh, those are just scrumpettes.
Like, I got the bitch version of
a scrumpy and I didn't even get warned.
I have no comment on that.
Lots of scandals for Melo these days.
Yeah, I cannot explain that.
Wait, actually, really quickly, KB.
Why are you guys hijacking my pinned?
It's supposed to be there.
I'm trying to do service to the Monad community by sharing this information
that everyone needs to know.
what are your thoughts and reactions on the Monad games?
concerned slash like anxiety um just being
kind of like in it but um Savant really edited it like super awesome and it it was a lot of fun
like you could tell that we were having a lot of fun that day it was like five hours of filming
and none of us really knew what was going on. I was like three hours late.
Oh yeah, I remember that.
Yeah, I got a text from all of you, from Danny, intern, you, you're like, hey, I think they need you.
And I was just snoozing, snoozed right past my alarm clock.
You know, Drake Exchange and Mace had a banger party the night before
and I drank a lot of IPAs.
You kind of couldn't hang with the squad because I was there too.
I was up at the crack of dawn.
You weren't even there. Are you serious was. No, you weren't. Are you kidding me? You weren't even there.
Are you serious? I brought
you there. I invited you.
Yeah, things wouldn't have even
functioned if Toons wasn't there.
Was he really there? I brought you there, KB.
fact. Yo, Zane, we had a crazy night
that night. That was a wild, bro.
Remember? Dude, that chicken
good. It was awesome. Good job, everybody.
To Sophie's point, you did lose.
It's almost like you want to be like me.
You're like, oh, Toons is tiny.
Oh, I'm going to make my PFP where I'm tiny and I'm short, you know?
No, I'm just, we're just, you know, highlighting how short you are.
Wait, you need to edit it.
We need a Photoshop where, where like you two are moved
slightly to the left and you're in the middle and then your arm is out and then it's even lower
and then I'm down there. I think that would be, that'd be good. I think, okay. I think somebody
did do that. Um, if somebody can put it in the comments, I'm pretty sure it does exist. Um,
comments i'm pretty sure it does exist um i had no idea that intern did that like i have no
awareness of like him putting that so when i saw it i was dying nice and then and then nini was
like are you really that short and i'm like we've met she's very short wait Wait, Nini, speaking of. Hello?
I was like, yeah, me and Nini are kind of the same height.
I'm just laughing away behind the muted mic.
I really did get confused when I saw that picture for like two seconds. It's embarrassing to admit, but I don't know.
Yeah, she thought our photo was real, Toons.
Like, do you guys talk a lot?
I feel like there's always some inside joke going on.
You both are just sending each other memes or whatever and something like that.
We sent each other a picture of crying cat.
No, literally all we do is cry.
We do have all right in the spot yeah we do have john um wait can i guess yeah everyone um no i think we should have monad game special
forces edition and just have all the most redacted members of the monad community so it could be like
me john pasta to red um am i forgetting any of the other redacted giving pasta too much credit but um yeah i think
that would be a good idea but it has to be easier games we're not as smart so like maybe like one of
those we put the shapes in the same size shape hole um that i think could be could be one and
then um how is eating John's meat hard
Um, have you ever eaten meat before jessup is pretty challenging
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry guys
Anyways, john w rich kid floor is yours. Hi. Um, I would just like to say
Sophie i'm very deeply offended that you spoke over me because as a man, I'm used to people speaking over me.
You're just a boy, a 17 year old baby boy.
It's like not even legal for anyone to eat your meat.
John, are you going to let this live?
Listen, listen, listen, listen. I'm not going to succumb to lesser beings trying to distract me from my time up on stage.
I just want to say that I'm thankful to be here today.
And I thought Monad Games was really cool.
And I would like to be on Monad Games in the future.
Because I think I would be...
Sorry, I had a bellyache. I want to be on Monad Games in the future because I think that I would be a good
contestant. I also want to say that I see pasta in the audience. And if you're listening pasta,
just know that I think you're the greatest man to have ever existed in the entire world.
And I would jump into a volcano for you because I think you're better than everyone else that I've
ever met in my entire life. And I would do anything for you pasta because I love you
and you're better than everyone else I've ever met and if I didn't mention it already I would
jump into a volcano to save you multiple times and thank you toons I'm gonna pass the floor back to
you. John how how do you even talk so clearly with pasta's meat so far down your throat?
Can I just intervene here really quick?
Because I feel like I'm very conflicted right now because I really like Sophie a lot.
But also, I don't like how you beef John W.
Because John W. is probably one of the greatest people I've ever met in my whole life.
And I would jump into a volcano, get resurrected, and then jump back into a volcano just to see him smile.
Like, John's got pasta's meat in his mouth.
Now you've got John's meat in his mouth.
It's like the human centipede up in here.
Real quick, I just want to say, I really don't like how you, you know, I like you, Sophie, but I don't like how you just said that toward pasta.
I like you, Sophie, but I don't like how you just said that toward pasta.
And I just want to clarify that I would jump into a volcano for pasta and resurrect myself and then do it all over again.
And I have no regrets. Thank you.
I think it's not like you don't really get many opportunities where you can speak to the greatest man on the planet of the earth.
So I'd really like to take this opportunity to tell John W that he's basically everything to me and i'll do
anything for him it doesn't really matter the request it can be as straight as possible and
it could be as gay as possible if john w wants it done then i'll do it for him because he's the
greatest man i've ever met in my whole life i love him so much and he's better than everyone else
so i really like you sophie but please when you're speaking to my brother show some love and respect
thank you this is true yeah you're speaking to my brother, show some love and respect. Thank you. This is what you have to say.
Yeah, you got to step in, my guy.
I'm not going to show any respect to John W.
Yeah, it's at the point where every time Pasta joins, I end up removing him.
And I feel bad at this point.
You know? Can I ask you a question
Because I'm eating chicken nuggets right now.
Dude, are you ever not eating?
Do you ever not have food in your mouth?
Which is a good thing, though. I think it's a good thing.
But I do have one quick question for you if that's okay, it seems
Sure, how come you don't follow me back on Twitter?
Remember when you blocked me for no act for absolutely no reason at all
No, it took two weeks for you to unblock me and then you just haven't followed me back
And I'm not really one that cares about follows but i'm pretty deeply hurt and offended by this
and i almost got my my big brother john w in but yeah can we replace pasta with two red i just feel
like i like two red much better yeah tunes you need to follow that man right now okay because
if you don't follow him you don't follow me and if you're going after pasta
you're going after me because i would jump i already followed i think if you don't follow
him john might jump into a volcano so it's yes my that's actually a great point i forgot to say
that i would jump into a volcano for pasta and actually because i forgot to say that last time
i'd like to say that i would jump into two volcanoes or cut myself in half and jump into
Multi volcanoes for pasta because he's the greatest man that I've ever had to know on the entire earth
This is the most retarded this piece has ever been
Thanks, I think it's true
I think it's true that it's retarded but at the same time if you really think about it I'd literally tear off all my limbs
because that's ridiculous
I've been in the community
offered to jump in a volcano for me
obviously we're messaging each other
saying like oh wouldn't it be so funny if we gave each other compliments until tunes removes us from
the space like that's very clearly but oh collusion yeah correct it sounds like when you put an ai bot
on the phone with another ai bot and then they just talk back and forth forever and like you
It doesn't make sense. If he's jumped into a volcano how can he tear off his limbs
afterwards? It doesn't make any sense.
That's why the airwits have it.
important information. Monad's shark tank is now real um can everyone like just
start sending this form to people like like can we just start circulating the form can we do that
yeah we can do that yeah can we take the form and send it to people and just say, hey, Phil, if you send it to someone and then they get, they fill it out and they get selected, you're getting a thousand mon tokens.
And we're, and I'm going to remember every single person that refers someone.
Like I, this is a pretty, there's no other way you can just get a quick thousand mon.
there's no other way you can just get a quick thousand mon so um really need the community to
step up here um and get the just go just just start sending it to people you know send it send
it to your mom send it to your your your son your uncle your aunt buy it buy it buy an ad front page
in the new york times and just put put the link you know what i mean um so yeah can we
can we get on that guys realize you especially using all right especially i did um extra incentives
for fun nice so this is the form where people need to send it so that, like, they get builders to come and present on Shark Tank, right?
And what, like, if you want to present, you need to first apply by filling out the form as a builder.
KB updated her profile picture, and as, like, a really good Christian, I just want to say, like, I don't think she left enough room for Jesus between her and tombs, and I'm pretty uncomfortable.
Thank you for that, Sophie. I'm glad I made it into the PFP, KB.
I'm going to be in Korea for Passover. Does anyone know any Jews in Seoul, Korea,
who want to have a jewish dinner
with me have a little seder i there's a form for that as well i think
that's so wild because we actually just launched the jews in korea form so if you're in korea
just uh fill out the form please so that so that, you know, we can keep
My grandma would prefer if you were, like, a nice 28 to 32-year-old Jew in Korea with,
There's some Twitter, crypto Twitter influencer.
His name is the Korean Jew.
No fucking way. No, I'm dead serious. That's true. It's like Korean Jew. That's true.KoreanJew. No way. No fucking way.
No, I'm dead serious. It's like Korean Jew crypto.
I'm going to hunt him down.
He has 145,000 followers.
Not trying to endorse that
I would jump into a volcano
I would tear off my limbs for the Korean Jew
wait is Jessup on stage my Twitter's rugging What? What's that? There we go, Small here.
Wait, is Jessup on stage? My Twitter's rugging, so I can't actively sue who's on stage right now.
I just miss you, you know?
I see you at the office all the time.
Pull up a Slack huddle, Sophie.
My Twitter space, all right like you're not i'm the
host here you can't just do a little side conversations with people as we have the main
flow you know i'm saying there's like a there's like a rhythm to this thing you know unless you're
willing to jump in a volcano unless they're willing to jump in a volcano. Unless they're willing to jump in a volcano.
Every time I see you, I just feel good.
Yeah, it's the Golden Retriever reverse Pavlovian effect.
I am not good, actually, because we had some excellent weather here for like two weeks,
and now it's like the middle of winter again.
I was going to plant grass.
Yeah, wait, have you been like going outside and like, you know,
like has anyone been like walking you around throwing tennis balls and stuff?
No, no, no one wants to go outside because it's so cold.
Dude, when's the last time you went on a walk uh well i walked to my car this morning and then wait you can do what yeah
can dogs drive legally in canada yeah in canada in certain provinces oh dude they did something
right for once that's awesome i. I know. Let's go.
Yo, Tunes, check the pinned tweet.
The stock image on there.
Can we ask Small how he's coping with his loss today?
It has been a very unlucky day for me.
It started with me betting all my life savings on possibly spam to win the Monad Games.
And somewhere around the middle of the video, I realized that everything is lost.
Then after I commented on the video, Danny said I have two minutes to log in on Twitch and claim my prize.
Unfortunately, I have lost my login details.
So, yeah, a minus one prize.
And then the last blow was listening to John W. and Pasta just, you know, sort of self-sucking each other.
And I wanted also to throw myself into a volcano.
So, Jus, if you could just, you know,
help me out with whatever it is that I want and send it over.
If it's a physical item, I can send you my address.
Well, maybe you can visit.
It would really make my day better.
I think you should just, like, dive headfirst into that volcano for nobody.
How is everyone in such close proximity to volcanoes?
You stay far away from a volcano.
KB will throw herself into alligator infested waters.
I'd rather jump in an alligator lake than be in a volcano.
KB, if you die from alligators, I will throw you the most spectacular funeral.
It'll be the event of the year.
You can just wrestle them.
Janine, which one will be more painful, though?
You can't wrestle a volcano.
Fucking Jungi just sent...
with a link to the form and said,
yo, you should check this out.
Link's tunes, or Omar will get us
thanks so much Jungi for sending
yeah I thought you might be interested
I heard about it recently
can we revisit the idea of
we do have bill back to bill monday how are you doing hey man i'm doing good i'm doing good i'm
enjoying this uh now that we've got the ai bots out we're chilling we're we're we're moving now
hey hey guys i gotta go i can never get this last hour back.
Okay, Joseph, apparently I have to huddle you on Slack if I want to catch up.
Why are you so mean to me on the internet?
You're so nice in person.
You pretend to bully me like we're not friends.
John wants to let him back out. Yeah, John also DMed me. bullying me like we're not friends uh yeah john
can you sort it out so he gets out of my dms
that's not a good place to be when
john w is sliding in your dms
i well i i mess i tweeted at the Korean crypto Jew,
and I would just really appreciate some support,
because I really would like to have a nice Passover dinner,
and I don't know how to show up at his house for that dinner
if he doesn't know who I am.
Wait, Bill, I just found this.
Wait, I found this video.
I feel like you've definitely.
Hold on, I'm about to share.
I telegram and Twitter just hate each other, don't they?
Dude, it's this like eight, eight-second TikTok clip,
and it's, like, a video dog,
but then there's, like, four videos playing on top of it,
and all four videos are, like, in different corners,
This is the motivational corner
to lock back in after using the goon corner
oh yeah i saw that i saw that it goes so hard there's like a little dog just being held up
by the scruff of his neck in the middle yeah wait wait wait wait i'm about to share it
i'm about to share it hold up when does this guy pose this oh my god eight days ago
um all right zane what's up I feel like you want to say something.
No, I was saying you should share it.
Oh, okay. I just shared it.
Yeah, I'm going to try and make some.
I need to try and maximize that.
I think you should have toons in there.
Because I literally was spending time on it,
and I went up to the Goon Corner,
and I'm like, this is sick,
and then I bounced back down to the safe space,
and then there was something else.
It was like a party corner or something.
I can't remember exactly it,
but I remember spending more than the video
Oh, I was just in there for like 30 seconds.
I wasn't looking at the Femboy Corner,
but I was., damn. I wasn't looking at the femboy corner, just to make that clear, but I was.
Pasta is tormenting me right now.
Guys, have you been seeing all these?
He's probably made a lot of reactions.
Has everyone been seeing, like,
Keone's face photoshopped onto like big titted ladies?
Can I buy a breastplate for the office with the event money and have the team do a drag show?
I think Keone's top study like was a year ago or thereabouts.
This was my first name of this guy on City.
I'm trying to remember his name.
I think he was the one that started it.
John, why are you raising your hands?
Oh, thank you for calling on me, Toons.
Yeah, I just want to be very respectful of the space.
I've been brought up after a massive effort in collaboration by lots of people.
And pasta, I love you. I'll jump on a volcano for you.
Thank you. I just wanted to say that.
John, have I told you today that I hate
you? Um, you've actually never told that to me before. I actually got word that, um, at the end
of the year in my internal company review, you actually left a glaring positive review for me
where you said you wanted to actually be John W. Richkin. And you actually said you would jump in
a volcano for me in my yearly review. That's whatone told me so wait have you guys seen what john did to my event space yeah that was um
john have you called your mom recently no she i did just as filthy things to her as you did
to that space i would check in and see if she's okay.
Yeah, I'm gonna use the... Yeah, go, go.
This is the amount of disrespect.
I took the walk to Poland.
I took the walk to Poland.
I took the walk to Poland. I took the walk to Poland.
I've been feeling like I'm keen.
If you're meaning, baby, do you mean it?
I've been leaning, we're gonna do your meaning. I've been leaning, yeah, girl, I've been leaning.
Phone start ringing, battling all my demons.
I've been fainting, yeah, girl, I've been fainting.
Hope you love me, baby, I hope you mean it.
I took the walk to Poland
I took the walk to Poland Thank you.