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x402 story tellin time wif shrew roberts
Recorded: Jan. 27, 2026 Duration: 2:32:22Space Recording
Short Summary
In a lively discussion, participants explored the latest developments in the crypto space, including the partnership between Helium Mobile and T-Mobile, the launch of the Salami Seeker token, and ongoing fundraising efforts to support innovative projects. The conversation also touched on trends in crypto payments, growth indicators, and the need for new talent in the industry.
Full Transcription
uh the neighborhood i wish it wasn't neighborhood but you know i got a little property in the gated
community i live in the cabana the little house big house they're doing all right they they seem
better days but i'm um heading over to t-mobile uh it's a cellular phone store that's when we they did the deal with helium mobile uh for salami mobile salamimobile.com
anyway i'm going here to get a um cellular device uh for kai wang uh works for the man from hong
kong that owns genies.com and um now no they won't make get this thing um i have to have a t-mobile phone number that's
attached to an email address they can't get the fucking email address because anyway the t-mobile
number is apparently in my name i didn't know i had a t-mobile account so i gotta go pick up
the damn phone google pixel whichever oldest google pixel they got. So that's the scoop on Swamp Life.
Hashtag Swamp Life.
This is X402, payment gateway of the internet.
Recorded space that will be deleted once I get the recording.
Still available on lurkey.app, but I highly recommend going to web3journey.org.
You can only SSH into it right now.
But once I open that thing up, you'll be able to go there and pay you $10 and hear this damn story.
So I got Lollipop.
My Lollipop, the only person in Web3 that's known me for 19 years.
19 years.
Found out it wasn't his.
So we adopted some kids over there in Nigeria.
She adopted them.
I didn't know.
She was a single mother of some Nigerians.
And so I said, well, I got my Nigerians.
They don't work for me.
They're Jango's, but they could probably use a good daddy.
So I'm starting to adopt some Nigerians.
So put in your resume if you're a Nigerian prince.
I want 12 Nigerian lottos.
That's, again, NigerianLotto.com.
That's N-I-G-E-R-I-A-N-L-O-T-T-O.com.
We like the normies with this website.
I think that website is down, too.
I don't really know man i don't know
because that's github pages i got free web hosting with bill gates mfr uh f him but yeah
lollipop how you doing girl i'm good i'm good so what are you gonna tell us about which story
are you gonna start with well what i was to tell you, I don't know.
You know, Looney Bin stories?
You want to – there was the one we had mentioned yesterday
in that unrecorded space.
You throw me a softball.
We got Majestic Bing on stage.
Majestic, Lollibop, know me.
Majestic Pacific Northwest, Lollibop, Nash, Vegas, Tennessee.
yeah, y'all can say hi.
Hey, girl. Hey.
Hey, girl. Hey.
So Majestic being,
as far as I'm concerned, is an AI
girl. Pay her on a W-8
out of Nigeria.
Overseas contractor.
IRS.gov. They love me.
Live with me.
Anyway,
AI girlfriend, F-R-E-N.
Hey.
Let's go.
Love it.
Anybody know where T-Mobile store is in
Sanford, Florida? I got to look at my map.
Damn it. I never met a T-Mobile store in a day of my Florida. I got to look at my map. Damn it. I never met a T-Mobile store
a day of my life.
I need to hear this.
Madness.
I was like the wrong direction. I was supposed to throw it the other way.
No, I went the right way. It was over here by the
coffee bar where I was last night.
We got a counselor.
Oh, yeah. Counselor, I need help.
I'm outnumbered. All right.
Now we're man to man, counselor. Help me out, brother.
I didn't even make it up here.
Shit.
Counselor, how old are you?
Can I adopt you?
No, Jack, I'm not adopting you.
No, you're going to stay an orphan boy.
Jack, you used to have Jack Roberts Sr.
You can't be, I can't adopt you if you're a senior.
You done lost your last name, man. You got rid of it. to have Jack Roberts Sr. I can't adopt you if you're a senior.
You've done lost your last name, man. You got rid of it.
I haven't had a single
ex-wife lose her last name.
I'll say Roberts.
Once you go Roberts, you don't go back.
They know what the bloodline is, bro.
That's why.
You've got to keep the Roberts
name if you want anything, you know
I don't know what you're talking about, but I pulled over to the side of the road next to Sam's Club
These Nigerians let me know how beautiful Sam's Club is
Shout out Walton, rest in peace
But the daughter, Shout out they now
Accept right here at this store
They accept
T-Mobile is inside of the Sam's Club
Shit they accept Ethereum
I'll go to T-Mobile
Give Sam's Club some heat and get a damn phone
Oh lord
Will you just go ahead and get me a new one
While you're in there
Nah I'm gonna get you a salami seeker girl i done told you last night that unrecorded space
at 250 bones for a salami seeker if you use a skr token skr 50 discount on the salami seeker
starting today today i told you last night it was midnight when i talked to you or almost
midnight i said go to salami mobile mobile.com and you can get yourself a seeker girl get yourself
i'll send you the stk tell me how many stk tokens you need i figure out how to swap it to do i'll
send the i send the move the movement chain over to the counselor.
Counselor will send you 250 stables worth of SKR.
And then you swap that SKR for a damn phone and they mail it to you.
I don't want you Addy.
Counselor don't want you Addy.
You ought to take care of that shit.
You're going to have it anyway.
I don't know what you're talking about.
The Salami Mobile is going to have it.
I don't have actual Salami Mobile database yet.
You ought to come with this dog.
Yeah, but I always meet crypto people at a third-party location.
I never meet crypto people at their house.
Well.
You know. If you guys, there's no witness.
They're sitting on their fucking ground.
And, you know, I don't go out that way.
I done seen how I go out as a bear, not a bear market, but as a black bear or some shit.
And they're going to get me.
That's what I saw.
The eye of the witch.
The eye of the witch done told me Drew Roberts, you got a legend of the fall style.
All right, Brad Pitt, let's bring it on.
Oh, Lord.
I need to hear more about this Vanderbilt experience where you were looking for your damn car on the football field.
That's what I want to know.
Yeah, sir. I need help.
I need help.
They said he ain't bailing you out today,
Kaz.
Jesse, you heard this story?
The year was 2019.
It was around September 21st, my sobriety date.
I think it was September 21st.
I think this is how I went out of the game.
I went to the NASV, Tennessee.
I mean, it was Shannon Terry.
Shannon Terry done offered me 16 mili for Saturday down south
and put it in riding.
Had a contract. He wanted to fuck around with me
with an earn out and shit so i went to new york he followed my ass to new york um now that was
2015 i got my years off now this was 2015 yeah yeah yeah um so this was like october-ish yeah
i kept on drinking after this shit i I had to What was I doing?
I didn't go to jail. I've never been to jail in Tennessee actually. I don't know how
How did you know I got arrested on the Vanderbilt football field?
I don't stay very long in the cop car. I rub my mouth and they let me out
I got this thing called white privilege.
I don't know if you know that about that.
Like West Palm, last time I got arrested was West Palm.
I was in that cop car for impeding an ongoing investigation.
I was handcuffed in the back while on an expase.
The phone was up front.
Cop wasn't there.
They were trying to take two Guatemalans, some alligator Alcatraz. And I was in there they were trying to take two guatemalans the alligator alcatraz and i was in there i was in the cop car talking to bitcoin barbia the mexico city telling her this was deportees and
we sing the deportees song and uh it's all oniosk. They ain't even a damn store.
All right.
How you doing?
John, I wait for you or him.
I got a phone number.
I got a count, apparently, in my name.
Andrew Roberts. Here we go.
No, it's just getting Hong Kong.
Kai Wayne set it up.
I just need the phone.
I need to get a phone.
And I need the number on the account.
Put it on the phone.
Google Pixel.
That's the only one I can wipe the graphene over.
I don't want your shit on my phone.
Oh, my god.
Do you mind if I walk around while you try to figure that out?
I'm running hot right now.
I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
You know what I mean?
I'm going to need a little bit of information before you walk away.
I don't know the Google Pixel stuff.
Yeah, I don't want this Samsung shit.
Google Pixel right here. This is the Google Pixel.
I want this phone. This poor Pixel right here. This is a Google Pixel. I want this phone.
This poor sales.
That's a 9.
I want a Pro XL.
Ideally, like an older one.
I don't know.
He's paying for it.
I don't give a damn.
A 2.9 Pro XL.
They don't even know what they got.
Thank you, Jeff.
They just said hello.
You sound like my brother.
You sound like my brother.
Wow.
I want to get a damn longhorn.io gift card on this thing.
Kai Wang, you paid for this shit.
There's a Krispy Kreme gift card.
I give that to the girls.
Let's see what we got here.
Applebee's on a date night.
Outback.
I don't like Outback.
They use clamshells.
They haven't cooked their damn sticks.
They got no people involved.
That's all AI. Roblox.
I can get a couple of those gift cards.
Those are expensive. How's a Roblox
gift card? $89.
It's a $100 gift card.
They got a Steam Deck
gift card for $28.
That's Linux.
I think it's Arch, by the way. The one I run
Steam on is Arch arch it comes from
the arm uh some type of arch repository thing all right um i need to settle down a little bit y'all
where's there's logan's roadhouse where fogo did ciao i'll take that one longhorn where is it no they got no no darting up in here
i'm gonna call there it is i got the one he was about to cause a scene too
over a damn gift card all right majestic i feel like you should ask lolly about a couple
questions because she's known me since 2007. i used to hit on this girl. Yeah, I done
Yeah, I'm gonna do your name right? Yeah, four zero three four one. Oh, you have a number now. That's not social
Yeah, four two nine three I'm no clue what this damn phone number and then the last name would be Roberts on it. Yes, sir
They have done as we do now record a space why a dreamy why?
We will open up accounts. I got no one
My dad I don't know he Randy is as Brian
Terry, I don't know these Roberts
All right, let me get the phone number let me find out what the hell this kid did
His name is Kai Wang. Look up Kai Wang.ang i don't know he didn't have a social it would have to be if it's attached to your socials
it would have your name on it all right look at something
4293
what is the number all right He said it in here somewhere.
I got to send invoices, dude.
Let's see.
All right.
Any update about T-Mobile?
He got it from SMS pinverify.com.
Oh, that doesn't sound sketchy at all.
What's the phone number?
What did you get this phone for?
He needs two-factor authentication in Hong Kong.
I don't know.
He's trying to do a swift bank transfer to Hong Kong.
I don't know why he doesn't
take he we've been doing stable coin for like six months seven months
he never told like uh the phone number that was attached to the account yeah it's in his message
somewhere i don't know he thinks mandarin so i gotta figure out the translation
how about i walk around,
not waste your time,
figure that's not,
that's a Google phone number.
Cocoon.org,
an AI website.
I don't know.
I'll wait until your response.
Yeah, yeah.
Let me know what the phone number is real quick.
Let me know what the phone number is.
I don't know.
I don't really have a Sam's club card, so if I don't hate that yeah I don't have a Sam's club card so
if I don't have that they won't kick me out
all right um
so where were we you're gonna tell some stories olibop for 2017
I come in
With my buddies
I think the first time was when I was up there
For the homecoming parade
With Templeton
And Templeton was class president
And he got me
I was with Capital One Bowl
Watching Kentucky for their homecoming game
Scouting them for the Capital One Bowl
Which is now called the Pop-Tart Bowl So i was with the pop-tart bowl up there in the election do what i thought it
was frito lays now or some shit yeah no no no uh it's uh cheese it's it's cheese it bowl and the
pop-tart's the other one that's in town then we got two bowl games we got pop tart and cheezlets that's so dumb
well it's been a capital one that's a damn bank that's dumber than anything
no we can give people cancer we ain't gonna steal their
maybe i'll put them in dead kill them uh with the union dollar they ain't worth well
i mean i guess there's that.
All right.
He got me a 925 number.
What the hell did you give me a 925 number?
And he put a plus one in front of him.
No space, no dashes.
What the hell is with these home talk? What is the 925?
The area code.
For where?
I don't know.
Hey, counsel, you go go up 925 area code
and tell Ms. Lollibop
where the 925 is.
We got
snapdaddy.tgn
on stage. Snapdaddy, how you doing?
How you doing?
Snapdaddy.
Cancel.
So I got rid of my therapist a while back.
I was tired of paying somebody $200 an hour in America.
So I paid counselor,
a rev share,
50% on the back end to be my,
to record my counseling sessions and sell them on the dark web.
You're getting pretty good at selling this shit behind the X402 payment gateway.
Yeah, thank you.
And I sometimes throw a 418 error code
because I'm a teapot.
Go ahead, counselor.
Yeah, it is...
Here's my digits, girl.
All right, ready to go.
It's in a chat.
All right.
925.
Counselor, where's the 925 area code?
Can you read that?
550.
550.
6505.
6505.
It's a metro number. Ah, shit. Yeah, it's a metro number. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Probably There's one in Sanford right on Sanford Ave in
25th Street, yeah, H.E. Thomas
Now he said that in Hong Kong he said it on the internet interwebs
HTTPS protocol. Yeah, I appreciate it. Thank you
You just talking about T-Mobile.
You just talking about T-Mobile I got a T-Mobile out on my timeline
I got a T-Mobile ad on my timeline.
Yeah, absolutely.
You're going to get a T-Mobile ad.
Fuck Larry Ellison.
All right.
Counselor, where's the 925 area code?
Jippity Gemini 3, Grockett.
Let's go.
Damn it, Counselor.
Can you hear me?
Your internet go out and go out of LEGO land. a land decentralized like a land again. I'm seeing you
Starling. Have a good day.
I thought you from throwbacks. You go over to Sanford.
You go over to Sanford like on a Friday, Saturday night.
Yeah.
Yeah. You married now.
Yeah, Drew Roberts.
Help us.
It's East Bay, California.
California?
Hey, he got me a fucking liberal number?
I don't know. I don't know about this.
I ain't going to Metro.
Say what?
He's a California number, bro.
News scam, news scam, news scam.
What do you mean by that, bro?
Fuckers. Wow.
The governor of California
is a racist MF-er.
He goes to bathhouses and screws little kids.
He's pedophile and he's homosexual
that's what i mean by new scam new scam new scam he's just the dirtiest mf-er that's in california
right now that's all he's not the dirtiest i mean there's a lot worse like man there's a seven a
lot worse than him because he takes it he ain't a giver of the salami he's a taker of salami
He's a taker of salami.
Also, I am so mad at you, cuz.
Are you voting for his ass?
Why do you vote for Newski?
Newski, Newski.
I'm talking about my phone getting on that.
Get him stuck.
And my, with my DMs and calls.
Because you, turd.
Hey, listen, girl.
If you hadn't said, I had to look at your picture to see who he was like three months ago
And knows I got a girl that had a crush on in 2007 through 2000 what night now
I got married in 2009 2007 2009. That's well
Nashville was oh nine
That's why I went for music city boat. were you working at Tootsie's in 2009?
Yes. You kicked me out
at Tootsie's? Yes.
Well, I didn't. Sean
didn't. How were you working up there?
Where were you working? Lexington again with Mandy?
I met you with Mandy. Yeah.
At Saddle Ridge.
And then you went from Saddle Ridge to Tootsie's?
Yes, because Brett wouldn't let
me take off that weekend. Hey, Chanceline,
Jippity Gemini 3, this Tootsies, Walking at Midnight,
Willie Nelson, and rest in peace, Walking at Midnight singer.
Hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
Let me pull it up.
Sandy Klein.
Patsy Klein.
Patsy Klein Tootsies.
Yeah.
Willie Nelson wrote Malkin' After Midnight.
And Patsy Klein, before she died in an airplane crash, sang that shit.
And it's one of the best songs.
At Tootsies.
She sang it at Tootsies.
He wrote on a napkin, at Tootsies.
She got on stage, at Tootsies.
Sang that shit, at Tootsies.
And now Lollipop kicked me out of the damn Tootsie's
Yeah, but that's when
Yeah
You know willie nelson condo is one of my clients. I actually never talked to him. I just talked to the business guy, but
I launched a willie a willie token. I'm a I did the smart contract for the Willy fan club.
The Willy internet computer club, fan club, some shit.
That's cool.
Blockchain club.
It was a base club.
They did the other club.
I ain't going to eat at longhorn.io first.
Get my K3 and K2.
What does Gyppity Gemini 3 Grockett say
about Walking After Midnight?
Tootsies, Willie Nelson, and
Patsy Cline.
Hey, why'd you kick me out? Is that the one I got on the bar
after the bowl game? I thought you were at the
bowl game.
I was at the bowl game, but I worked
that way.
We got kicked out of every bar
on the strip. We won after that. We just started
closest to the stadium and by the river
and just went one bar, next bar,
me and Templeton. We were just domino
affecting that shit.
By the time you got down from crossing the bridge,
went all the way down through all those
bars, and got to Tootsie's,
which is at the end
Y'all have my fiance with me. Oh, yeah. Yeah, because we were that was 2008 was that fall? No January 2009 Yeah, that was in 2009
She was
Well because we were supposed to say that night was Heather
but Heather supposed to stay that night with heather uh but heather uh her her fiance said hell nah and then
they left and so then we had a point to stay i said it's all right we'll just stay awake all night
i'm like i got more bars to hit up and we can end up with sanders pub you know they'll stay
open all night till the sun come up that's fine i mean especially if I'm there I really want to take some
Web3 people there just because
Do you have a Web3 PPL?
You part of Web3 PPL?
They wouldn't believe us
if we just
Hey, counselor
Hey, I'm in check the end from Nigeria with Zali
Hey, counselor
Tell your Jibbity Gemini 3 Grockett
then go find Zali and get him his ass in here.
He's in charge of my armies for
since 2022.
That's what, almost four years?
He has a billion
Drew Roberts army tokens.
And then that girl
done, the crazy walrus done, took the
liquidity pool.
I won the 42 that got
drained and rug pooled, I i guess i didn't do the rug
ball somebody did crazy waters did it yeah it wasn't you was it
one one the only rug pull i've ever done ezz.eth coached me through it live on a recorded space
i uh launched a honeypot well not intentionally but i launched a honeypot
with this client with his like 20 25 000 i think it was 25 no he spent about 5 000 on advertising
because it was quid pixels and uh quid pixel rest in peace i think he overdosed after that
about a year later he overdosed but um uh chase uh cashper was running that
that was the first time i got him i got him over from ava avax or some
tazos anyway he he didn't know what was about to happen i didn't know what was
about to happen ain't nobody knew it quid pixel hell he didn't know he was
drunk as a skunk by the time this happened.
I was at Sanford at Blend and Barrel, Tom Darnell,
and this dude, I launched a token.
I didn't realize I had, you know, copy pots to edit something
and try to add something.
It didn't work.
So it was a honeypot. So I get get in the stage and the chart looked beautiful i mean it was like green candle green
candle green candle we're about 15 maybe 30 minutes of damn fucking lunch i mean this damn
person sold yet ezz.eth come in the room come up on stage g giggle, giggle, giggle box. What's up, man?
He goes, hey, Drew Roberts, you know you scamming these motherfuckers.
I don't know what you say, easy.
I ain't scamming anybody.
I mean, this is a fair, true, fair launch.
Everybody has this contract address three days in advance. He goes, well, when you get on that sniffer, that sniffer doesn't tell you that this contract address was a honeypot.
When you send it to me, I saw that thing was a honeypot when you send it to me i saw that thing
was a honeypot man i said in every group i had he goes i want a cut he goes you need a rug pull
this shit give me a cut i ain't giving you a fucking cut what are you talking about uh he goes
you know you done uh you done rock for everybody. You got, what, 500 token holders?
And they can't get their Ethereums back.
And they stuck in the Ether.
Oh, God.
Bless them.
Bless.
So, I had not locked it yet.
That was the only, I always delay the locking.
Because when you lock it, the bots come flooding in.
So, luckily, Quipixels had not been locked.
It was $QUID. flooding in uh so luckily quip pixels had not been locked it was uh dollar sign q uid it's all
on chain sometime in 2022 three 2023 spring spring of 23 now spring of 24 yeah hell this is like
february 24 january 24 before i went up to nft nyc on the amtrak and it got robbed by coops I'm making a calendar and like a checklist of when she actually happened in the year that way you don't get everything all confused
Just go on. I don't care about dates or numbers. You need to go up on the chain
Yeah, and they're like counselor goes and does the jippity gemini three grok it and he gets that shit figured out
Counselor tell me
about past the climb walking after midnight tootsies don lost the internet over there
hey chase shout out snap daddy you there snap daddy.dy.TGN. Hey, guys.
What up, what up?
Yeah.
GM, GM, guys.
You in Legoland?
You sound like a Legoland.
Nah, I'm not in Legoland, though.
You up in Ooga Booga?
Big city?
Nah, I'm from Nigeria, though.
Yeah, I got a damn map.
Tell me where. i got it right here
tell me where in nigeria lagos yeah you legoland that's dude hey castle he lives in your town
walk down the street say hi to him he got internet that work you go down there and use his internet
you're such an asshole
my internet goes out sometimes i don't pay the damn bill
I'm on a separate internet from the big house
Because it didn't reach
So I'm on a 1 gigabyte
I'm about to up into a 5 gigabyte
Once I undo the
Once I put the websites back online
And allow the X402 payment gateway
Over the HTTPS
We don't do HTTP We ain't fucking coinbase we're on https and ssh
so once i get that thing put up we're gonna we're gonna have to up it from one gigabyte
five gigabyte on the bell south at&t is that what we're doing um at the office too yeah yeah yeah
but you need i think you get nash vegas on broad. I thought you could get a NASVegas on Broadway.
I bet you can get 10 gigabytes.
I mean, we're going to be 2.5 seconds away from the Batman building,
which is the AT&T building.
Bell South, Bell South.
Shout out, Bell South.
Well, it says AT&T on the side, so I'm just saying.
Majez, are you still here?
yes sir can you help counselor get some interwebs
internet access
how am I supposed to do that?
alright can you
Gemini 3 this shit
Tootsies
walking after midnight
Willie Nelson Patsy Cline.
Because I know Lollibop. Lollibop, the bartender, don't know how to Jippity Gemini 3 grog it.
Oh, I don't? I don't know. You learned that in 19 years?
19 years that it wasn't his?
I mean, I
AI all kinds of shit
if I want to.
You got a local model?
Well, no.
You use a third-party
large language.
You use a third-party large You use a third party large language
Which one are you using?
Who are you sending your dad to for free?
For free
I'm not telling you because you're going to give me shit about it
I'm going to pay something on
Pavel Garal telegram wire to get it for me
I want to look up what you
What you searching girl I, there's only like five
of them. I'll just pay 50 bucks
for each, get all five, see what you've
done, looked up. I got your email
address. I know what account you're using.
Yeah, I shouldn't have gave you that.
Fuck my...
I'm done.
You're done, girl. You're done girl You're done
You're done
D-U-N
Larry the Cable guy
From Sanford, Florida
Historic Sanford, Florida
That is
Where
Everybody's life matters
Except for Trayvon
Rest in peace
And George Zimmerman
He slid into the swamp
Is that a bad thing
To say in a song?
Yeah Florida he slid into the swamp. Is that a bad thing to say in a song? Yeah.
We'll ride one hell of a drug.
You bring it up, Lolly?
Who's doing this shit?
Somebody read it.
I'd rather hear it in her voice, but I'll read it if need be.
I'd rather hear it from Counselor's
voice. Counselor, you got the interwebs yet?
She was trying
to make it legit.
Who was?
Majestic.
Majestic.
Sorry, I was reading and I couldn't
get like...
Hey, you don't
have to apologize.
Tootsie, baby. You kicked me out of Tootsies. That's don't have to apologize tootsie bitch you took me out of tootsies
that's what you need to apologize for
why is my
my need a new computer
guess who's back
I'm doing alright
I had to go down to Cocoa Beach
twice
and back and Kelly Slater and all that shit
yeah Beach twice and back and Kelly Slater and knowledge it
Yeah, it's back got tired new tire on it now. It's flat last night I don't check it today, but last night puts married free air. Wallah
Yeah, everybody, you know, these airs free in this world
Yes, ma'am you've been doing well hey i met this girl i had a crush on
her in 2007 2009 christ all right i'm gonna go outside talk to this i'm not describing the piece
i'll be back thank Thank you, man.
I got table coins today.
I can pay for the bill.
I'll leave this here.
All right, Lollibop.
You go read?
So, Patsy did.
Everybody circle around, circle around. Kumbaya. Sing it and read this,op. You go read. Everybody circle around.
Circle around. Kumbaya.
Sing it and read this.
Patsy Cline didn't want nothing to do
with Willie Nelson's songs because
she was pitched one of his
songs and she hated it.
So she didn't.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace. Plane crash.
Van Zandt.
Was she in the plane with Van Zandt
in Mississippi?
I don't remember. I'll have to look that part up.
Rest in peace. She's the second
best person. I don't know how you rank
the dead, but I put one dead
over the other. I probably put Van Zandt
over Patsy Cline. I'm just
saying. Of the two that got in the brain
clash that mattered the most, that's one, two.
I don't know about it.
It's an inside job from a three-letter agency, FYI.
So, are you listening? Can I talk?
Yes, ma'am.
Okay.
But she hated it and told him not to bring her any more Willie Nelson songs
because she didn't want to sing about the vulnerability of topics like love and loss. Can you imagine saying something like that? Talk about crazy. But in
2000 or yeah, 2010 interview with MassLive, Willie told the whole story about how Charlie ended up
getting Patsy to record what would ultimately become her signature song. Quote, I first met
her one night back there in Tootsie's bar, drinking a little beer, and her husband Charlie Dick was there, and we were talking, listening to some songs that I just brought up from Texas.
I knew you were going to do this.
Counselor, Counselor, you hear that?
Counselor, you hear this shit?
Snap daddy, you hear that shit?
You're nasty.
You're nasty.
I had Tootsie put a couple of 45s on her jukebox.
One of them had Crazy and Nightlife,
and Charlie Dick just really loved Crazy
and wanted to play it for Patsy.
I guess Patsy left the famous Nashville bar
much earlier than her husband and Willie did
because Charlie wanted her to record it so bad
that eventually he drove Willie to their house
and got his wife out of bed to listen to it and uh Willie says we went over to his house and he wanted me to go in
and meet Patsy and I wouldn't do it I said no it's too late and we're drinking I don't want to wake
her up he said oh she'll be fine I didn't go in we went he went in and then she came out and got
me and made me go in so they had coffee whatever he said uh she was a wonderful
person fixes coffee was a great gal got to know her real well we toured some together and she was
just great um but yeah but he said that later on like they joked about it and whatever but yeah, he wrote that and they were at Tootsie's. So he got her husband, Charlie Dick, got up and left,
took Willie Nelson to their house to wake Patsy Cline up to listen to the song.
So an old Tootsie Bess.
Hey, Majestic Bean, you know how I play the song up on here?
Can you play Walking after midnight not the live version but from original album the first album that came out on?
That's the best version
Counselor you got internet yet. You got to hear this shit
iPod.
I sure as hell do.
Give me a minute.
What song am I playing?
Crazy?
Walking after midnight.
Okay.
My iPad is dead as a door now I need to charge it it'll take a few minutes I might be able to do it might sound like shit but I might be able to do it on my shitty-ass MacBook.
Why did it just pull up Pump.Fun?
I did not even click anything.
Goodbye.
It's like, spend your money.
Spend all of it.
No, bitch, I ain't got no money to spend
what are you talking about
you talking about pump fun
you can't put money on it
how do you put money on pump fun
I don't understand
nothing on pump fun has any intrinsic value
it all ends in pump
you just swap a salami for a pump
and neither of those shits
salami nor pump nor the other pump
that you now have to do as a middleman from a salami to a pump to a pump none of that shit has
any intrinsic value it's all on the multi-sig and totally in raj and some meat packing district
and some salami beach cali you know just totally russian salami beach cali and gokul meat packing district and um fucking
bangla whore india you know none of that shit has any intrinsic value and now you can just turn it
off at any time turn off the database i didn't even get on there it just popped up for whatever
fucking reason hey tell them about pernell's in shelby county kentucky now that is when i think
when i think of salami and meat packing district
and Bing Lahore, a Goku plant,
I think of per nails.
I haven't thought about per nails in years.
They still kicking.
They doing the thing.
They making the links.
One block at one salami at a time.
They just cranking out that link to Shelby County, Kentucky.
Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
That's in Simpsonville.
That's where the Hunger Games started.
Hunger Games, she lived in Simpsonville. She did. I think she moved to Hollywood. But that's in simpsonville that's where the hunger games started hunger games she
lives in simpsonville she did i think she moved to hollywood but she's in simpsonville she was on
the side over there about papa john john schneider john schneider throws a hard r on some shit and
gets he ain't at louisville no more you know what i'm saying
he ain't bad just because he's a hard r R I put the hard R in Ethereum once upon a time
On the
Githubs
I don't fuck with the
Hard R
Yeah, well they were trying to
Run these Nigerians as slaves
Or they were trying to contact the Nigerians
And they weren't trying to make them business partners
So it was a contact
In the code
base of the ethereum and the ether and so in the in the ethereum virtual machine evm it said contact
nigerian man and so i hopped in there and i said contract nigerian man i put that r right there
and that made all the difference because they were gyppity gemini 3 grokking it and they were
thinking they were like working for the master vitalik i was like no you don't work for vitalik russian you you are
getting contracted from the foundation of ethereum to do your in nigeria you're
scamming and run that shit to the grandparents on facebook well
how about that Alright
You want to hear the song
It's a true story
I put the POOP on my profile last night
I done put it on there when it happened
Back in the fall of 25
And now here it is
I don't know what month
In 26
And it's on the chain
You gotta get the exact date
It's on the POOP
That's on Gnosis chain You got to get the exact date. It's on the FOAP. On Gnosis chain.
That's on Gnosis chain.
That's a get FOAP.
I believe.
You trust me.
You talk too much and tell too much information to be lying.
All right.
You ready to hear the song?
Good. midnight out in the moonlight just like we used to do i'm always walking after midnight searching for you
i walk for miles along the highway well that's just my way Of saying I love you
I'm always walking
After midnight
Searching for you
I stop to see a weeping willow
Crying on his pillow
Maybe he's crying for me.
And as the skies turn to me, the night winds whisper to me, I'm lonesome as I can be. I go out walking after midnight Out in the starlight
Just hoping you may be somewhere
A-walking after midnight
Searching for me I stop to see a weeping willow
Crying on his pillow
Maybe he's crying for me
And as the skies turn gloomy,
night winds whisper to me,
I'm lonesome as I can be.
I go out walking after midnight
out in the starlight
just hoping you may be somewhere a-walking
after midnight
Alright, if I were in some studio time
Lollipop, you go in there
and you sing the song, we did a duet
and I get up there and I pick up this dog
and I give you the dozenom dog
and pick up the puppy dog
What? I missed the first part
of that
If I get some studio time like two, hours up in the studio in nas vegas
You go in there you sing on the microphone that's hit record button and they have a producer and they mix that shit
You sing a duet with me about walking after midnight patsy klein willie nelson who wrote it
Uh, so we leave patsy klein out. She died, so who cares.
And we remix this song, maybe with a little beat, a little more of a beat,
Walking After Midnight.
I mean, I'm down.
I'll do it.
I'm always down to get
in the studio to sing for sure
Alright, I remember that one night
it was in 2009
you were singing there at Tootsie's
I don't know if you sang that song or not
but before you kicked me out
you were singing at Tootsie's
on the strip in Nashville
Vegas, not the strip club
At the strip Broadway strip
Perfectly clear because no
I was
In the past you can do what you need to do
To make a dollar I'm not saying
No holla but
All I'm saying is
Use their own Broadway at the Tootsie's
Where they done what Willie Nelson done.
Wrote the song on napkin, Patsy Cline done, got up on that same motherfucking mic, on the same exact motherfucking stage, and sang the song.
You, for some reason, chose a different song.
I never understood that to this day.
I was there in 2009.
You about to kick me the hell out.
And you on the mic.
And I don't know why you didn't see him walking after midnight.
I mean, it was after midnight.
Templeton and I was just screaming at the top of our lungs.
After midnight, Pescik on, will it now sign?
I know what I sang.
I remember.
I sang Sweet Child of Mine.
I do remember.
That was a long time ago, girl.
I sang Sweet Child of Mine.
You did.
I do remember that now, too too i might have a video i
was looking at my phone 2009 google pics soon darpachai and h2 visas were trying to show me
pics from 2009 nash vegas after music city boat and uh i believe i have some pics of that night
and i'm gonna post that shit in the pillbox. If I'm not mistaken, I'm almost positive that
Templeman, he bought the shirt
that I had on and he
put it on.
He's not married now.
He's still in the prowl around Las Vegas.
So watch out what you say about Templeton.
He's going to pop in here in a minute on
altar count. Templeton
does his thing. You know who he's working with,
don't you uh the crack uh
cokehead who was drafted number one overall and said to the browns you know i'm talking about
he has an indica tim indica uh tim indica uh yeah he found in the couch
well i'm like i'm dead serious i'm pretty positive he bought the shirt that i had on
paid for another one so that i could go and get that because i'd cut that one up and tied the
back of it together majestic i don't know if you've ever done that before like cut your t-shirts
up and then like made them into like halter tops and shit every day yes girl so we you guys
it's like a skull tramp stand, if I recall.
Is that right?
Yes.
But we do that at Titsy's all the time.
But there would be dumb guys that would just be like, I'm going to buy the shirt off your back.
And I'd be like, all right, well, you have to buy this one and you have to buy me another.
How much did he pay for that shit?
I think it was a hundred dollars.
So it was like three digits?
He was like, he paid me $25 and then he had to pay $30.
I bet he still has it. Yeah. I bet he still has it.
I bet he still has it.
I want to message him on the SMS channel right now.
I'm almost positive he put it on over top of his shirt and wore it the rest of the night until y'all got kicked out.
That ain't my fault, though.
We only made it like three more bars before he done passed out in the gutter.
Jesse completely came in there.
I had to taxi him to i forgot where
we stayed that night i don't know if we slept i think about the end of the sunrise oh god that
that wouldn't you ever gonna have a charger i didn't get one on my truck
thank you that looks perfect nah because i gotta talk to this many people
I talked to this many people.
Lord.
I can call y'all people now, Web3 PPL,
because I know one of you IRL.
The rest of y'all, I met IRL.
I talked to Jessica for a few years.
She bought me a Longhorn dinner
like two years ago or something.
You know that lollipop?
But she wasn't there.
I did not know.
She bought it from the Pacific Northwest. She sent me some stable coins like yesterday or something she's
my sugar mama wait i need a sugar mama girl you got a sugar daddy you don't even know sugar mama
you get off that game listen you ain't that old california bathhouse newscam, Newscam, Newscam, Sugarmama look on the looks Look how her PFP is
Look how hot her PFP is
He's a foxy lady
Hey, what does the fox say?
Oh my god, I want to watch that now
I know, put it on, put it on, put it on
Because I was just telling him he's Nigerian
Nigerians don't know how to fucking clear what a fox is or what it doesn't say I saw one of
Diggie's house the other day took a bunch of pictures you know it's a ping pong table house
uh Matt Gaetz house uh Joel Greenberg house now it doesn't say a lot of shit it's in my neighborhood
I was there I was there it was not Matt Gaetz's fault that girl had a 24 year old id and all those girls had 24 year
old ids because joe greenberg he's dirty jew excuse my french um you know my mom said i can't
say anything more about the jews i've done kanye this too many times you know i didn't say that
that's what kanye said go ahead council Go ahead, counsel.
All right, I theoretically this is charging. I can put it in my computer.
Yeah, because I have to close.
They can't hear me.
I got to yell.
You have to yell?
Or you just locked in?
No, because if somebody talks, I got to my gaslight. I'm a president of the salami gaslighting club. We all know
I've been practicing since I was five
I don't even know what gaslight was like three four years ago a second wife told me what that shit was
She's a good last Three four years ago a second wife told me what that shit was Are you playing the Fox song Foxy lady song?
It's out of
Switzerland now
Sweden it's a Swedish song.
Hitmaker by Ryan Armstrong.
What's his name?
Carson.
Ryan Carson.
No, the other kid.
I met him.
I hung out with him in New York City.
We went to dinner together.
We got a steak. I forget his name.
Anyway, it's called Hitmaker.
It's a book.
Counselor, read the Hitmaker book.
Where is it at?
It's not about Robert Greene.
He's the ghostwriter for Robert Greene,
but he wrote this under his own name,
Ryan Holiday.
Holiday. Holiday. You know, Lollibop, I'm glad
you popped up in Web3, because
all these guys think I'm LARPing.
They don't know I've been like this
since the day I was born.
Guys, he has.
He's always been this. I believe it. Guys, he has. He's always been this.
I believe it.
Yes, ma'am.
Yes, ma'am.
Trust me, when he got
the space this morning,
I was like,
hold on a second.
What you mean talking about
Lexington, Kentucky? And then he was like,
Shelbyville. And I I was like fuck my life
I know this is not and then I looked and I was like it sure the fuck is
Drew B. Drew I don't found you girl took me 19 years by the hunting you damn
I guess it was like 17 years in 2009. Wasn't looking for me. I
Was married for 11 of them and I don't found found you dirt road get up here Steve get up here
Steve basher come on there
Who's looking up this song I buyollipop. Get to work, girl.
I'm trying.
Shit.
Hey, Majestic Bean, can you send me some
Sugar Mama money so I can be a sugar daddy
to Lollipop?
Show a thing.
I'm going to send it to Hogan.
So we got a middleman Lollipop. I'm going to send it to Hogan. So we got a middleman lollipop.
I'm gonna send it to Hogan.
Hogan, watch out for him.
But Hogan, good people.
Oh my God.
Why is it doing this to me?
Yeah, my comments.
Not to the clients.
Yeah, I don't need to.
Clans.
Yeah.
They got another coach over there.
Do what?
No, that was like two years ago.
He was at the University of Kentucky.
Hey, hold up, Lollibop.
I'm out of conversation.
Excuse me.
Welcome back, Mace.
Welcome back, Mace. Welcome back, Mace.
Yo, I just saw...
Mace, I dumbfounded this girl.
I've been searching for her since 2009.
Well, I took 11 years off, and then I went back on the hunt
and dumbfounded her.
She's in Las Vegas. Her name's Lollibop.
I had a crush on her first in 2007.
But, you know, I was kind of on her first in 2007. I was dating
somebody, and then I got engaged at somebody
so we couldn't do anything.
You know I only hold
hands anyway.
It's Lollipop.
Meet Lollipop.
I don't know if this is vulgar for the space.
I'm going to say it anyways,
but I just saw
Fasus' all right click on our
click on our profile picture the pp clicker pp scroll down the profile and you'll see the pin
tweet that picture of face she's more beautiful than her uh mutant ape thing bobby here what is
that lollibop that's already mutant so, that's how I started my Twitter day.
Seeing Vag?
Well, it's just not Ava.
I mean, I'm fine with seeing Vag.
I see Vag all the time.
It's just fast.
This is Vag.
Who's got a Vag?
Who's a Fed?
Who's a Fed in here?
I clicked on it.
I clicked on it.
Wait a minute. Who has a Vag? Who's a Fed? No, not a V I clicked on it. Wait a minute. Who has a badge? Who's a fed?
No, not a badge. A vag.
Vagina.
What?
This is my recorded space.
I'm in the longhorn.io right now.
A darted one.
And I gotta be quiet.
Is she a badge with a badge?
Girls, there's like little kids around here.
Don't be quiet.
Settle down. Ladies, ladies, leave me alone.
Mace.
Yo. Welcome back.
So this girl, this girl is a bartender.
This girl who was born a day older than me, so she was off limits.
Her name was Mandy. We used to go Gatlinburg every year
Like the weekend or week we go to week vacation in Gatlinburg, Tennessee
And have a good old time playing hillbilly golf
Rest in peace. I get burned it burned to the ground a pup-puck course that burns to the ground
Or arson arson. I think my buddy did it. He wanted to get the insurance money.
Oh, wow. He took a policy on it.
Burned that shit to the ground.
How do you burn a putt-putt course?
He put gasoline all over
the grave.
He probably started forest fires
there, too. Petro. Hey, counselor,
it's called Petro.
Yeah, we went up there
because I drove up right after it happened we got this news
uh all send them sit the news down manny's brother younger brother he's my brother's
age they were giggle boxes and we got templeton all send me i brought i was running late so i
hooked up with this uh army ranger who was a mercenary at the time. And so he drove me about 120 miles an hour through the emergency lane all the way up the damn, what was that, 95, 75, 65.
No, 75.
All the way up to 75.
What's that road that runs from Birmingham, Alabama to Gatlinburg, Pigeon Forge?
Yeah, I don't know.
I think 24 runs east-west because it's even. I don't know I think 24 runs east-west
It's even
I don't know I'm a woman I don't know directions
Anyway, I didn't either I was like two sheets to the wind
By the time we left by the time we got there it was still two sheets to the wind
We had a roadie
So I get there in like an hour from Birmingham
He was going pretty fast
and um like running by semis they're trying to run us off the emergency lane into the grass and
he honking he got a pistol out the window we got cowboy hats on we get there and our steel horse
and we pull in the strip and right when we did they pulled in next to us at a stoplight
light turns green we all gun it.
We won because I had a mercenary driving.
We got pulled over, though, because we won.
The cop put his lights on us.
Pulled us over in his liquor store parking lot.
And Josh Gates, his name, fuck him.
He got out of the car.
And, yeah, I would dox his ass. Fuck him. He got out of the car. And yeah, I would dox his ass.
Fuck Josh Kates. He lives up in Alabama up in that over by
Muscle Shoes, a little south of Muscle Shoes, Gadsden.
Drew. No, fuck
him. A-Done gave
me $450,000 and then
became CEO of my fucking company that I
started and was a founder of.
Now, granted, I was self-destructing, but fuck
him. All right.
Mercenary motherfucker. All right. Facts.
Mercenary motherfucker.
Scratcher.
Son of a bitch.
Sissy punk sissy.
Moving on.
No, send him not recording.
Josh Gates is sissy punk sissy.
He lives up in Alabama, northern Alabama.
Alabama around on whatever the hell that is finish the story. What's that rocket down?
Around whatever the hell that is.
Finish the story.
What's that rocket town?
Huntsville, I'm still here about Huntsville. He uh, what's that town?
The Jasper he's Jasper Josh gates Jasper, Alabama Talia judge
Gates dumb wife
Play bitch
Anyway, rest in peace, her daughter.
Complete bitch.
We all knew it.
He knew it, too.
She was Kai Omega.
She has to be a bitch.
So, we get out there.
No, she wasn't.
Yeah, she was.
At Sanford.
No, she was at sanford i know she was not she was not what kaya omega
yeah no she was not you don't even know her you met her in nas vegas when we got kicked out too she was there that night when you sang but you didn't sing the right song should have been singing walking out at midnight lord i'm never gonna this it's never
gonna be like uh nope it'd been 17 years and mace found out it wasn't his
lord you know i've been paying child support and his kids in nigeria
he don't even look like me
he doesn't have melatonin or something or he has melatonin i look like me. He doesn't have
melatonin or something. Or he has melatonin.
I don't have it. Somebody don't have it.
He has to pay me to pay
somebody else.
I know.
18 more years, I'm going to find out it wasn't his.
Yeah, where are my money at?
I'm waiting for
Magnificent Foxy Lady.
Magnificent. Sitting on USCC on base
Because there's no fees, no gas, no gray
No transaction, no nothing
And Drew Roberts at ETH
Thank you, much as gracias me and more
I'm joking
I can't with you
Hey Mace, you want my sugar mama?
I'm chasing the lollipop tail if you want majestic bean tail.
Oh, yeah, I'm locked in.
Why is he trying to...
I know you'll take anything, so I'm going to the lollipop now.
I'm locked in.
They both got tramp stamps.
You pick whichever one you want.
I go to the one with the skull.
Majestic, I didn't know you had a tramp stamp. You never told me that.
Dude,
these are sugar mamas. They're high class.
Yeah, I wish I was a sugar mama.
You gotta take me to get a tramp stamp.
You gotta pull up.
You know where I'd be?
She can't go by.
I'm picking you up.
We're road tripping the van.
We're doing double date at Longhorn.il
Seattle. Yeah, he wants
me to ride in a van with him
from Nashville to Seattle.
Down by the river.
I'm picking up my dog
and I'm bringing my dozen old dog
across with me.
Yeah,
that's bullish.
I'd go.
Yeah, I'm going.
I already done told you two days ago.
We're a lollipop.
We got to go through Kentucky, stay with Granny,
and then stay with Grandma on the farm, Shady Lane.
And then we're going to go out.
It's right next to Bullitt, Bourbon, on the trail, the Bourbon Trail.
And then we're going to go to Bardstown, of course.
We got to see where
Justice James and
shut the place up.
And then we got to get
to Missouri because
that's where Justice James
went.
We got to go down
to Carthage, Joplin.
They got hit by a tornado.
We got to talk to the people,
see how they're doing
these days.
Probably got hit again.
I don't even know.
I haven't been out there
in like five years,
three years, two years.
My second wife's
father-in-law lived there
for a minute, next to my cousin.
It was a small town.
The Buffalinos. You remember the Buffalinos?
They moved out there across the street from my
grandmother and granny.
And grandpa. Felix Wright, yeah.
I didn't know.
Did you know, he was on the board at Walmart
with Sam Walton's article. He bought her a farm,
a ranch, and mineral wells.
Mineral wells is a cool town so we're going there. They got 18,000 acres.
It's outside the family now. It's with the Wright family. The wrong family I should say.
They're rocking W. So Felix Wright was on the Walmart board and I did enough petty thefts at Walmart and got a drop drop drop drop drop. They now accept it theory homes
in the ether
They don't do Google pay or Apple pay, but they do a theorems
That's well you did that though
Yeah, it makes you know how these people
say I'm LARPing and shit
the bark shebo motherfuckers
you know how they say I LARP
yeah
this lollipop is the key
to verify for 19 fucking years
of what I'm saying is aggregate
she's from Pike County, Pikeville.
No, I'm...
I'm right there with you.
Hey, Mace,
when I pick you up down there in Mineral Wells,
you're going to come join the ranch. That's where I'm going to pick your ass up.
Wait, what? You're from Kentucky, too?
No, he's from Mineral Wells.
He's from Texas.
Tejas. It used to go on to Mexico
And then before the Civil War
We down there with our pistols and rifles
And shot them Mexicanas up
And took it
No more
You know who it was?
You know who was great in that?
Stonewall Jackson
Raise your left hand, everybody, please
In honor of Stonewall
And Robert E. lee won that war
dirt road we were slightly outnumbered and you know it we had all the richest people in the world
90 of the 100 and the whole world but we were outnumbered because we had 8 million slaves and
only 3 million free folk and the free folk they were outnumbered against 23 million 3 million
versus 23 million is not a fair fight
When they take New Orleans battling Orleans in the first like month
Why didn't that's our only time as our only exam
Why what tiny little Lego people hands
Dirt Road say hi to lollipop. This is my crush from 2007-2009.
That's how I'm going to be introduced from now on.
Load.
Dirt Road, you remember that bartender?
Hold on.
My Jessica's talking.
Hey, Dirt Road, you remember that bartender
that was so cute with the skull tramp stamp?
Is it her?
Shit, man.
I don't know that, but
alright.
Hey, J.R.
When was the last time you went to Las Vegas?
Hey, by the way, February
20th, I'm going to be in
LA with my van
down by the river outside
Mobile. That don't sound creepy at all. I'm going to be down by the river outside Mobile. That don't sound creepy at all.
I'm going to be down by the river
in my van.
I'm on a dirt road.
In the red dirt road.
Mobile, Alabama.
It's called Lower Alabama, LA.
You want to come
bring a cold one?
BYOB and hang out?
Shit, man.
You may get over here. I'm down.
Dude, I come there once every other week.
I go to the rich boy farm,
sleep in my truck, and I come back.
Well, you got to make sure
that there's nurses at the house
that are...
I got to go to Mobile.
I can't go on a road trip to Seattle
to see Majestic B
and all these rich motherfuckers in Kirkland
unless I have
D's on this fucking van.
I gotta go to Ridgeboy, 21st, Fay Road, Mobile,
Alabama, throw some D's on that bitch
and then I head the road up to Birmingham
and then Las Vegas.
Oh, man.
What up, Spansy?
Hold up, Spansy hold up hold up hold up welcome to the stage the fresh prince of nigeria all the way from the big cities
on neon lights of ooga booga the capit Federale. He is here on stage.
He is the next Pharaoh of Ooga Booga.
We're building a damn fucking pyramid out of stone in the middle of Main Street and under the neon lights of Ooga Booga.
Be there, be square.
About three months away, we're rolling in.
Two, three convoys burning the damn bridges across the river
as we go from decentralized Legoland to the capital,
march to Montgomery. I have a dream for a free decentralized Nigeria. Spansy Max, welcome. How's that cabin?
How's that ganja farm paid for by the carbon credits from those two girls in Dubai? How's
life? You out of the hospital?
Yeah, I live in the hospital this morning.
Well, Jim.
Hey, Spansy Max.
I can't hear you and smile so I can see you.
Run across the ticket to down the counselor.
Snap Daddy.
He got the interwebs. Y'all meet at Snap Daddy's house. Go straight across the ticket down the counselor snap daddy he got the he got the
interwebs y'all meet at snap daddy's house go straight through the ticket that one bridge
not the flanking routes on the convoy path but the straight path make straight pass over to snap daddy I can't with you. I can't. I'm like, my face hurts.
Hey, Mace, you see this game?
You are so lucky that people actually tolerate you sometimes
because some of the shit that comes out of your mouth.
They all want money.
They all want money, so they're going to sit here.
Mace, you see this game?
You see me spit this game?
She can't even leave.
She's co-hostess, but the mostest. Second mostest.
Mostest. Now, Majestic, you're second
mostest. Lollibop, you're mostest
from now on, no matter who else is co-host.
That ain't even right. Majestic is
a hell of a first.
1,000.
Alright, Lollibop, Majestic.
You go on with your bounce up, Lolli. It's all good.
Alright, Majestic, you are
now Patsy Cline because Lollibop won't sing it in 2009.
And Lollibop,
your town's Van Zandt. Rest in peace.
Both of y'all die in crane crash.
That's how y'all go out. I've done seen in the witch eye.
I go out legend in the fall with a bear.
He done, mate. He done like...
Took our death and everything
from us. We can't even die in our own way.
Lord.
It's always
like this.
Hey, Jim, Spanzy Max.
We got one out.
Is the sun still up in Nigeria?
Surrender is a beautiful thing.
No, no, no.
No, no.
Let me just say how you doing?
I'm blessed, Spansy.
I'm blessed. How are you?
Hey, we came talking to my girls,
Spansy. You came?
Yeah, I came.
Spansy Max. That Foxy
lady, that is now
Macy's sugar mama. Still my sugar mama, because I
didn't pay lollipop but
once i paid lollipop off that's i gotta buy this puppy dog and sugar mama i'll send over wallet
majestic and we'll uh yeah yeah we were we came out mace we were twins when we came out majestic
being took care of us out in the street at that orphanage that we went to. She's our sugar mama. Now, Lollipop,
I'm going to be her sugar daddy
but I got to get my sugar mama to get me a little
extra on the side so I can be Lollipop's
sugar daddy. You know what I'm saying?
Really, she's my sugar mama but
it just goes through you.
No, she's your sugar grandma.
She's your sugar grandma farmer.
What?
What the fuck?
That's not how it's gonna go all right lollipop what happens on shady lane farm next to bullet bourbon
stays on shady lane farm next to bullet bourbon okay that's now my cousin's out there
he got out of that tent i might not even remember the next day what happened the night before anyway so
good luck to you if you came out there
there's secret places guys night before anyway. Good luck to you if you came out there.
There's secret places,
guys.
That's where shit goes down.
No, no, no.
I done take Mandy out there when I was second grade.
We had a good time.
She's a day older than me, so she was always
off limits. She was always a citizen.
She was so hot, though.
I don't know what she looks like now but she was so pretty oh yeah y'all were all pretty what was that bar called y'all
kept getting me out of it's how rich but when she got a little done it like changed her whole body
and even though they looked really good lollipipop. They didn't fake. What?
They didn't fake that 100% real.
Be quiet.
If I had my boobs done, I'd be telling everybody.
All right.
Lollipop.
Go get a quote.
I got some Sable coin.
I got some Sable coin.
Go get a quote.
And then get a quote on Nigeria. Counselor, get a quote on that shit.
Spansy Max, see if you can get that
caught up now. Whoa, slow your roll there.
We ain't going to Nigeria to get a boob job.
Hey, but Jessica,
can we pay U.S. rates for this thing,
this operation?
Shaking my damn head.
Hey, Mace,
we should call this Operation
We'll make it happen somewhere or another.
Yeah.
Let's name it that.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't think...
There's one guy.
We gave him a dollar, a union dollar.
Freshman year college.
Smokely was his name.
He got up in front of the whole fucking cafeteria.
The F5 was coming through, tornado, hurricane.
Everybody turning around what was going on.
The senior homecoming queen, blonde, tall, gorgeous,
walking through the cafeteria, like solid 10 out of 10, Mace.
Solid 10, maybe like a 12 out of 10 Mays solid 10. I maybe like a 12 out of 10
She come through the guys are freestyling F5 come F5 come everybody turn their head F5 coming
Oh, no, here comes Smuggly and they freestyled as he walked up with his dollar and now he didn't have a dollar yet
Yeah, yo kiss her he walked right up. He kissed her. She fainted. He caught her
He tipped her back pulled her up and then
And then smiled wink tipped his hat walked back sat down the table with my motherfucking union dollar
Speechless
That's how legends are made
Smokely, rest in peace
Taught me everything I know
He didn't die in a plane crash
He got killed
Pennsylvania
Some union soldier shot him
Dave Ramsey's guy
Fuck Dave Ramsey
Fuck Dave Ramsey
Fuck Dave Ramsey
That biggest prick I ever smoked a cigar with
Fucking Dave Ramsey
I got three cigars of that bitch He didn't get any better. Yeah, I gave him a double tap
Double tap didn't work. I'll give you a third third time's a charm their time. Yeah, he's so prick
You were going to get us
Where is my card?
No, I you in a plane crash.
Majestic is in that same plane, I believe.
So y'all got to make sure you fly different flights.
And I go out by a bear, a legend of the fall.
So I think Mace is with me, but he doesn't do shit.
He runs as fast as he can, and the bear catches me, takes me out.
I'll try to defend Mace. Mace is the one that doesn't fly anywhere together.
Mace doesn't piss off this grizzly.
So I come in.
I sit between him and the grizzly.
Grizzly take me out.
Mace go running through the woods.
I done seen in a witch's eye.
See, she pulled back there a little patch like a pirate.
I look in that eye.
I seen how we all go out.
Listen, Linda, I don't want to know. Like a pirate I look in that eye I seen how we all go out
Now dirt road he drinks himself to death he like a peely again about 65 and a rocking chair front porch
drunk of the skunk and his heart stop get your ass back in here come on let's go come here excuse me hey don't you
yell my puppy dog listen you can read all the dozen of dogs barking shebo like that
don't you yell my puppy dog like that
hey spanzy max how much you ever pay for a dog, like a purebred?
$1,400.
How much did he say?
I've spent $1,400 on two purebreds before.
I've never paid that less. I don't know where you find these purebreds.
My first one was I was in college for my junior year. I was like
Smokely said I give you a dollar go get yourself a
Chick bait. I'll get a chick bait. So I drove a fucking Columbus, Ohio
University of Buckeyes I get up there. They got like a 25 million dollar roster of NIL money out for a football team And I don't think they can still win they kind of like Kentucky Kentucky got 20 million dollar roster can't even score fucking 20 points in any fucking game at halftime so
And post far he's a good coach. He's a horrible horrible general manager
I never met at worst general manager than mark fucking Pope. He has like our star players are fucking Mormon white boy
It looks like smokely conda, but it's mostly wasn fucking Mormon. White boy. He looks like Smokley, kind of.
But Smokley wasn't Mormon.
He was Baptist.
Anyway, we get up there.
I'm by myself.
College and my 4Runner.
The one I wrecked in Costa Rica.
I get up there.
Walk up.
I didn't know how much this dog was.
I walk up.
They said eight grand.
I'm like, what the fuck?
What do you mean eight grand. I'm like what the fuck you mean eight grand?
I'm a college so
There happened to be a pistol somewhere around there having to end up in my hand little scuffle went down I end up hightailing out of Ohio
With a with a damn dog had to burn down a bridge as I crossed the river so he couldn't get me
And then I like John Hunt Morgan got back to the south of mason
dixon with uh red bone coon hound named him ace now ace only lasted with me for a year because i
had to go to canica camps with uh what was that rapper's name the christian one lecrae i wanted
lecrae and dab haskell joe busby buzz by and all these dudes from Arkansas, Missouri.
It was in Branson.
Anyway, I go KAA1.
Lecrae was like KAA3, but I was the boat driver for everybody.
And so between kids, Lecrae would come on my boat.
He'd be freestyling.
He didn't say cuss words.
I told him he was a little—at that time, I didn't say cuss words. I told him he's a little I didn't at that time. I didn't say cuss words. I was still Southern Baptist
And my senior year I started saying cuss words. Actually it was later
My pastor called me a bitch and that's when I started saying cuss words
So I was
What was I doing?
I had to give up the dog
to a farm in Alabama
on a dirt road. Just a dirt road.
Just a dirt road. You seen O-Red?
Ace?
Goomhound?
Ace?
Welcome back.
Yo! Alright, so that's my first dog 8k kind of got it for free but like they sued me and i don't know we ended up settling so i think the guy on the farm paid the 8k to the
dude after a year or nine months or something um anyway it worked i picked up some girls
uh at the sororities.
I went to every sorority party my junior year.
Every single one. Did not miss.
And I won state champ in Golden Gloves.
Middleweight.
2004.
Met Rich Boy that year.
21st. Bullet hands.
All right, new. Anyway.
Bronze bomber. He's a stud.
Overhand right.
So, I'm up there and so I lose ace. My next dog was 10k fee stable coins, union dollars. It's worth a lot more now.
Less. I don't know. It's worth less. Inflation is's less yeah um the dog worth more now that's what it
that wasn't st pete that was american savage i went to go get that dog dinah
i went to go get dinah her first bag of food in three of the magazines that pet smart had her
daddy on that cover that's that's kind of a cool feeling. You're walking to Petsmart, you get a bag of food,
now you've got to buy three magazines because your puppy's daddy's on the cover.
Third dog,
north of Atlanta. Almost the Tennessee border,
kind of up that 75,
95, whatever that is 75 outside
Chattown ushers town right up there and got Willie well he's a whippet his daddy
was Kentucky bourbon now his aunt was Kentucky bourbon. His dad was Tennessee whiskey.
Tennessee whiskey done won all the fucking triple crown.
Well, Kentucky bourbon won the third.
His aunt.
So they won, their bloodline won the triple crown
that year, which is,
and dogs is not the horse racing triple crown.
They ain't worth a few million dollars,
but I paid a good, I think, 20K on that shit.
25K for that dog.
And that dog, Diana I gave to the pound because she had incontinence.
I couldn't deal with that shit.
I didn't put a bullet in her head.
I let somebody else deal with it.
She was picked up within an hour of me dropping her off.
And then Willie, you grow up to be Cowboys.
Willie was 25K, and I picked him up over about Chattown and the Georgia side by Lookout Mountain.
You know, sock capital world, Fort Payne, Alabama
is up there too. Either right on the other side of that
hill. Or Rome, Georgia. That's the town.
So Rome, Georgia.
Romaga.
Romega.
They, um,
this breeder
had Kentucky bourbon,
his aunt, and Tennessee
whiskey. So I got to pick up all those dogs that
done one in the Triple Crown and got their pick of the litter, their son. I just outbid to the guy who his aunt and tinsy whiskey so i gotta pick up all those dogs that done won the triple crown
and got their pick of the litter their son i just outbid that the guy who had previously had to pick of the litter i just you know extortioned him out of that picture so then i
took i was with my daughters went back to atlanta got him his first hot dog at that uh varsity and
then we came back down
And I put him through training school canine all that, you know, I was making him a service dog
And then anyway, I went through divorce lost him
That was 2019 and um
Willie
Obviously named after willie nelson. He wrote the walking after midnight song for Patsy Cline at Tootsies
Willie
was a stud because
His his stud fee alone was worth almost what I paid for that dog
Cuz his daddy and aunt don't want the triple crown. He was bigger than litter
He's a little inbred dude. He's kind of like a blue dog.
But he's a whippet.
Beautiful coat.
All three of my dogs, best coat of hair.
Fur.
So anyway, just bought my fourth dog last night.
10K.
About 5K cash.
Or 6K cash.
And a dogeneral dog.
Damn it, I hate y'all. Y'all gonna make me keep rambling, Jack.
Beat that dirt road welcome back base you Damn it. I hate y'all. You're making me keep rambling Jack
Jack Roberts Sr., where are you? He was up here. He was asking for...
He was asking for Freud Bones. I said, you need to send your application over to Lollibop.
I no longer send any money to any Nigerian. Lollibop handling all the Nigerian orphanage funds
to banjimax when he opened two orphanages in Nigeria lollibop orphanage
lollibop dozen of dog orphanage in Lego land the decentralized one not the one
for profit in the swamp and in U Oogabooga, capital city, next guns are fine.
Can we get a Titus, Alabama?
Can we put a building there?
Next to your cabin, an orphanage on Main Street, call that shit Ooga Booga
Ain't No Lazy Kids
space B-U-G-A
Ooga Booga
so people think I'm not racist no more
and we call it Ooga Booga
and we got the XRP phone factory there
on Main Street from the orphanage
the volleyball
those are no dog orphanage
spandy matt's talking
spandy mike boy you hear me hear me? He's a listener
I just threw him a mic
Say what?
He's down at listener
I just threw him a mic
Oh yeah, he's up
Spanty Mac, you gotta run straight through the thicket
Through the briar patch
With the bunny
Down that rabbit hole
And get over there to the decentralized Legoland
And they got internet snap daddy got the internet
Go snap daddy house and Legoland not the one in the swamp for profit the decentralized one
on the on the landing ocean and
Connecters damn it. He done left
Connect those internet snap daddy go find you run through the ticket run straight now because man's mad cars on that bridge run straight
Go down that rabbit hole the other way
He finds signs max down there. He's not dozen or dog territory in that rabbit hole
We get him out of that doze blockchain bring him over EVM get him back get him some internet. Thank you. They're in virtual machine
Other way Thank you. They're in Virtual Machine. I'll go the other way.
You're back, Lallybee.
What'd I miss?
Not too incredibly much.
I raked like a motherfucker.
Where'd the Fox's Lady go?
Lallybop, except co-hosts, please. Thank you.
Did you knock her down
you better hey she's a co-host with the leases your co-host is with the moses so i had to make a priority call i only have one spot left so i did what i gotta do sometimes you
gotta pull a bullet in the fox and first cox i put a bullet in the head
damn that hurt
Yeah, what the hell
She survived and how she goes out
Plane gonna go down
You're on that plane lollipop
That's how y'all go out
It's the day after I go out by the bear
Y'all gonna fly to my funeral
Up there, wherever the fuck I am
It's cold
You're gonna fly to the cold
And the snow
The snow on the runway You gotta take another lap around Up there, wherever the fuck I am. It's cold. You're going to fly the cold. And the snow.
The snow on the runway, you got to take another lap around.
And we take another lap around before my funeral.
The plane go down.
Because Mace don't know how to fly a fucking plane.
And he had dirt road in the passenger seat.
Dirt road pressing the buttons.
That's how it went down. But dirt road don't go down in that plane crash. He lives in the 65.
He drinks himself to death on the front porch
in his rocking chair rocket chairs blue rocket chair
Blue
With the UK
I was palm key West
Kenny it was a Kenny gap from from Knoxville
He done gave him the blue chair a dirt road pay a lot of stable coins for that shit. They can pay one
Bitcoin, a hell of a lot of stable coins.
Get that blue chair.
That was a lot.
It's just an old blue chair, you know,
and he go out that thing and you
want to sing a song about that old blue chair.
I could write a song about that.
I can make it pretty good too.
It's Chesney, dude.
I wrote the damn song.
You just got to sing the words.
Kenny Chesney, I'm taller than Kenny Chesney.
I like that guy.
He made one good album.
Plus, he's a pay-do.
Is he really?
He's a pay-do.
Yeah, I bet you have a pay-do.
I hung out with him once on the planes in Auburn.
He was with Tim Cook.
And they were both pay-dos. But Tim Tim cook like the boys He liked the girls and they are there that bar
Was that one next to tumors corner?
Dude, Al from dayville trying to burn down doing this corner and shit poison the shit
Anyway, can you tell me don't walk out with the college girl. She was a freshman. She's a freshman. I don't know about this
I'm at the Dior I don't know about this. I might have to deal with her.
You know who the worst is out of that bunch?
Portnoy.
Barso Presidente.
He was in me in T-Town.
We were playing LSU.
From Baton Rouge.
The boys come up. this is before Kiffin
this is back in Les Miles eating grass
days, touching grass, eating it
and he up there
we smoking the grass
and then this dude, back in my RV
with my face on the side, Leonard Fournette for Heisman
on the other side, Rich Boy just left
Deontay Wilder, he took him
picked him up in the Gators
can Lambo, so he just won the fight and got that as a victory
Heavyweight champ of the world and so they just roll off to into the woods
And I'm there by the stadium at the sorority house and port no way pulls out his little baggy dust in a bag
And just does like three lines of coke and back right next to my bedside table. I kicked his ass out of there
He ended up at the sorority house and he ended up with a freshman, but he paid those two three lines of coke and back right next to my bedside table i kicked his app out of there
he ended up at the sorority house and he ended up with a freshman so he paid those two bar soul
sports we were bigger than them and they sold for 200 million to pay in gaming and he got that
back for free he's a degenerate gambler he don't know his about crypto because when he
come play crypto i run circles around that that's true that is true
that is facts on that.
1,000.
Look at that.
Look at Reverb. Write that shit down.
Send that clip to Portnoy.
Say Drew Roberts called him a bitch.
He don't know shit about crypto. I run circles
around him. Been running circles around him since Saturday
down south, bitch. You little Barso
Sports Yankee Doodle Dandy, Shock Jock
from Boston. How do you think that you feel about our podcast?
Go have yourself a
sweet tea party, bitch. How do you think
they're going to feel about our podcast?
I got possible
liability with a podcast. I have a tinfoil hat on
right now. Possible liability.
Yes, I just slapped like money cuz that was funny
load all right dogs I guess you need to a don't you keep talking what else you got for us? What's on the agenda for the rest of the week?
Well, my son just got married.
I'm picking him up from the airport.
What's Portnoy's handle now?
I thought it was still president.
Did he change that shit?
As soon as you start talking.
Where?
It's because they opened up handles.
Is he like Portnoy now or some shit?
Where are you at?
I'm going to tag him until you call him a bitch.
Well, congratulations. I'm sure where you at I'm gonna tag him a tree come bitch Well congratulations
Thank you. Thank you. She's a beauty
Dominican Republic
Howdy
I'll sell you for
For 8,000 stable coins. I'll sell you first for eight thousand stable coins. I'll say you took it to a wedding
you'd be a date for the mother of the
Green well, she better be good to him because she don't want aunt Lolly coming after just saying I
Where's my dog at?
Come on.
Girl, that's my dog.
That's my puppy dog.
I want to send you this transfer.
No, you're not keeping it already.
He went straight to the bowl.
Yeah, you go stop feeding him dog food.
That dude needs ribeye steak
or filet mignon.
That's all he can eat from that one with butter
and maybe some eggs if he'll take the eggs.
But filet ribeye
is his main only food source
right now.
You better be sending me some extra salami then.
I'll send you some salami
and you feed that to him too. I need a shiny coat.
Oh, he's the softest one out of all of them. I'll see some salami you feed that to him too I need a shiny coat You go sir be any good boy
I got too many damn dogs.
Slow down, sis.
Hey, I went through the audience
to pass everybody mic.
You'll all get up here.
I don't want anybody listening to space.
Everybody talking.
I'm about to finish my meal.
I play Copenhagen in here.
Can't talk as much with the Copenhagen.
Lower lip and upper lip.
I'm going to double deck that shit.
I got to go find downtown Sanford, 25th Street.
I don't know if I can rob the bank.
The hacker house, the same street where Trayvon got shot on.
Down that street, get some Skittles, rob them.
We'll get yelled at again.
Police called.
Sheriff, he's outside the field.
So I'm fine.
They never even come.
And I get silly Skittles, throw it back at them one at a time.
I still three packs, peg them in the head. He sometimes catches it now. I gotta go down 25th
That's rest in peace tray bomb
and then I go down by the river where George Zimmerman slid into a gatorade and
Then I ain't never what that thing is some t-mobile generic a wholesaler
Helium helium mobile salami mobile
These dogs are acting like they ain't never ate before.
Yeah, what?
Can you hear them?
Yeah, man.
Hear, hear.
Who are you listening to?
Vandy Max, speak up.
Can't hear you, bruh. Listening to your dog throw food around on the kitchen floor.
I mean, they are literally like scrambling like this is ridiculous guys come on so majestic what are you into in the space?
Like, what's your main goal?
Like, what do you do?
And what are you into?
She's the sugar mama of Drew Roberts and Mace Roberts.
Thank you, Majestic Bing.
Sometimes she dances for us.
Sometimes she sings for us.
Most of the time, she just reads books to us
and we fall asleep at night
majestic being is goated
and she's a famous fox
on the salami blockchain
and she's a foxy lady over on the EVM
oh P.S.
foxy lady was Jimi Hendrix
a henty bear
foxy lady
Jimi Hendrix,
wrote that shit, and it was sung by
Lollibop at Tootsie's.
Had that third on the playlist.
We're doing a live concert. I'm live streaming
this shit on the 24th of February.
Be there, be square. And squares in your
circles, fuck up the shape.
Lord.
It's been a few days since I've heard him say that i love that one
i'm renting out tootsies i gotta pay for a fucking dollar that i already gave 10 grand for
well i'm in the process of me and my sugar mama give the 10 grand to me so i can give it to her
i gotta buy a dozinal dog with a cowboy hat. Got to send this up to NashVegas.
Take it up there. I got to send the wire this
week. Dozenal dog next week.
Then I got to pick up the dog on the 24th.
But before I do, I got to pay
Sugar Mama back by
seeing a live stream behind the X402
payment gateway on base chain.
USCC circle only.
Not T for tether.
USCT. And we're going to run that thing all the way to hong kong
dubai um all of our acts of liquidity in london and of course throughout the you know north of
mason dixon wall street and then we run up through the tech company and their bath houses in california
news cam news cam news cam sounds about right hey derro you this song you don't smell like that when you
drink it on your front porch in your old blue chair when you're 65 you can go out with a smile
on your face dirt road you're gonna be suffering but you have a smile on that face that you're
drunk barato here's a female this is lollibop part lollibop. You're singing this as another duet. I'm
doing an intro skit and we got your we got your walking after midnight. That's a duet.
I forget the next one. Next one I got a slurky app and in this one you know it's not like that
when you're drinking it's called just a dirt road all lowercase no space best name of this song
oh bro how you doing can you say hi to the wrong
a frenchie it's not really two thousand dollars it's stable coins it don't mean
manager you gave yourself to see
always you were that she kicked me out to see in nash vegas nobody gets kicked out tootsie in nash vegas 2009 i still hold a grudge 17 years later she kicked me out 2007 three times in a row in one week out of that bar up in Lexington
Well, I
Can't remember shit for fuck
Yeah, Mandy wasn't gonna kick me out Mandy is my sister. She kicked me up
Yeah, okay, Mandy
Y'all got free stuff all the time anyway that was in my drinking days you
haven't seen me drink it's been six and a half years that's facts
baby eat your food bubba you can't get yourself here it's all good sometimes I pay my bill
sometimes you know table coins Sugar Mama doesn't send it.
Sugar Mama,
I need 50 stables
to pay my bill before I leave.
Just FYI, about 30 minutes.
Make sure he tips you.
Oh, no, he can't tip me, but I'll make sure
he tips the bartender. Yeah, you make sure.
Because if he don't,
he's going to get it.
I have been cheating on y'all.
That's the day.
Steakhouse.
Man, he gives me free steaks.
You know, make me pay the bill.
So you need to talk to people over there at Darden.
Don't get their shit together.
How dare you?
I want to rep Longhorn.
I've been like, I pay you to come here.
You know? That's a sugar mama pays. It's not like I pay. That's okay. I've been like, I paid to come here, you know, I should have my pay.
It's not like I paid.
You're just off there for the money, so.
Sometimes you don't pay. I piss her off, so sometimes I gotta walk out.
This is it.
He goes in timeout.
You come down here, Blahlybop, he can be your boss. Do you work the bar?
What? Kayla. I asked Kayla on a date three weeks ago. She can be your boss. Do you work the bar? What?
I asked Kayla on a date three weeks ago.
She keeps standing me up.
I don't know.
He over-exaggerating things now.
You're still a good bartender.
I know you're past your prime.
But you're close to 21.
You did not.
Do not doubt me I can still sling drinks
With the best of them
You have like a short fuse
You kick people out too quick
These are good paying customers
With sugar mamas
You can't be kicking them out that early in the night
Before midnight
I'm surprised you don't remember getting kicked out the bar
Your fiance She was about to be an ex-fiance in the night. Before midnight, I'm surprised you don't remember getting kicked out the bar.
Your fiance was about to defend my armor.
She was about to be an ex-fiance.
You're part of a dead duck collective.
Come up here. Defend my honor.
Wait, I like the... Snap Daddy, I know you got the only one in Nigeria
with the fucking internet. I'm kicking you off the stage
with your starling if you don't defend my honor.
Snap Daddy, you ain't gotta
say shit.
Don't you worry, henty.
Snap Daddy, you're between
a rock and a hard place in a decentralized
Lego land right now. You better speak up, boy.
Yo, Drew, defending your honor is wild,
bro. That's crazy.
Listen, my reputation's in red.
I don't mind.
But I ain't gonna let this girl talk about my drunken days back six and a half years.
19, 17 years ago.
19, 17 years ago.
Whatever.
I didn't even cuss back then.
I didn't even cuss.
I didn't say it was a cuss word yet in my life.
I was like 22, 23.
I don't even know how old.
I was born in 83.
Somebody do the math.
Jupiter, Gemini 3, Graka Chase. Go ahead, welcome to the stage, Dead Duck.
What up, Chase?
Hey, what's up? Yeah, Lollipop. Sorry you gotta deal with this man. He's an unhinged character.
No, I'm kidding.
Chase, Chase, you need to make your name two letters two words because i can't keep you
fucking chases apart everybody's changing the name chase now i got lowercase chase from lego
land i got an uppercase chase from casper and the tasos chain or ivax or whatever the hell
and then now i got you you need to be dead d d space chase so you know okay preferably now i'm the original they're all the copies
well yeah but they moved into your chase name territory so you gotta be chased duck
d d space chase space duck now i have i have the chase web handle mine's the og chase account so they're all copycats
sorry yeah there's only one where are you from you sound like you're from california
all right then be like trump little fingers and change the name of the real chase because
i don't know i can't take you i'll just click on your name look at they'll see that you're not casper and you ain't like it's a double
negative there because he's not casper and you're not not casper that's so confusing you you ain't
not casper like you ain't not casper i can't keep this shit confused yeah said daddy explain to chase
he needs to change the name thank you boy tape your knife well don't listen yeah well when
i met cash for i was chase and he was cash per so that's all you need to know yeah oh he wasn't
casher he's always been not cash for he ain't cash for anything that goes he's not cash for
now you ain't not cash for well he was either cash for or not cash for no
He became chase he used to be cash for he used to be not cash for now. He got born again
Now he chase and you got to change your name
You know what? No, I need a lawn to give me an eye roll emoji on these spaces
That's what I need
Straight facts what the evil I gotta do with anything with X. This is very fucking hell isn't fuck Larry else
Oracle door call that's not from Omaha the Oracle from new scam new scam new scam
Well, whoever does the emojis
For the spaces. I'm gonna need you to give me an eye roll emoji, please.
It will be very much used, I promise.
Thanks.
None of them write code.
The only one writing code on this damn application is Grock.
Hey, Grockit, do the damn thing.
We need an eye roll emoji.
Let's get rid of, let's get rid of thumbs down,
replace with an eye roll.
Get rid of the teary.
Who cries on stage?
Ain't no crying in X spaces. Get rid of the teary who cries on stage Ain't no crying in egg spaces get rid of the teardrop throw in an Iroh
Let's roll this bitch and don't say I'll hitler at the Jews no mo. We don't say that
Yeah, we need a fire and Iroh get rid of thumbs up replace with a fire ain't nobody do the thumbs up We ain't in California, Bathhouse, Newscam, Newscam
Newscam, with the
Tim Cooks, the Sammy Boy
Gray Boy Altman's, and the
Closed AI, and the
Fucking faggot Peter Thiel
Who do we need to talk to? Because I feel like
Those things need to be
Everybody works for Peter Thiel, go talk to the fucking
PayPal mafia
Take care of it, handle business Peter Thiel. Go talk to the fucking PayPal mafia. PayPal mafia, write the code.
Take care of it. Handle
business. Hey,
listen. I know y'all listening right now
with your three-letter agencies and DOGE
and you need to get your shit
together, government efficiency,
because you got this. You
paid a third party to run our defense
and drones killing around the world.
That's a horrible fucking idea of cash for tail
You need fire that Peter tail motherfucking company from the PayPal mafia and stop being a little h2v some mother scratcher
Bitch and capital get your three-letter agency back in order you bitch
Hey, fuck the feds fuck the feds fuck the feds. Fuck the feds. Fuck the feds. SEC, SEC, SEC.
Coming down on a Tuesday.
On a Tuesday.
No, you go down on a Friday, girl.
It's like close to
after midnight, and that's
when that plane goes down right before my funeral.
And then all three of us get a funeral together.
I get a funeral with my two
We're going to have to make plans
And be like alright you take this fight
I'm going to take this fight
And we'll meet up when we get there
I saw that in that witch's eye
If you try to circumvent
They both go down
Like you try to flank that witch
They both go down and all the bridges burn
I'm changing the world what you mean
Yeah we all changing the world but we're gonna
get bullets in our head or i'm gonna get a bear and you're gonna get a plane crash and majestic
good being goes with a plane crash and dirt road and the old old blue chair on the front porch uh
drink themselves yes with bullet bourbon dirt road you gotta stay drinking that
bullet bourbon that's your official bourbon of the old dirt road
your official bourbon of the old dirt road
i'd rather have buffalo trace hey just dirt road bullet bourbon told me
they're on my saccharide which is owned by the brown foreman family
it's a brown family i went to high school with all them girls
uh they got crushed on me they were a year older than me so they were off
limits only held a hand and those girls are sending you a monthly
fiat uh yeah i hear y'all that uh bullet bourbon but that shit's expensive man i'm at you driving
no no no i got really bad internet today my shit you're cutting in and out you gotta control
yourself you get all you can eat drink buffet of bourbon bullet bourbon only you can't touch
any other drink you can't touch a beer no more.
You can drink a cold one, but
it's got to be ice, a big McAllen ice ball
and that you can do McAllen ice
from the liquid there. You can
do that in your, uh, you
got to use the bronze one. I'm going to get you one.
Uh, and it goes in your, in your
little cup and your glass
cup. And that has got to make sure it says
bullet on the side
what are you talking about unlimited bourbon what i got you a sponsorship like i got the
wawa sponsorship the copenhagen sponsorship and the longhorn.io sponsorship you getting
that bullet bourbon sponsorship oh man i'll i'll jump on video for that you gonna send me some
bottles i'll get on video drinking because they can't see you die on the front porch. It ain't PG rated.
You can't ever be on video.
On your profile picture, PFP, and you got to start wearing a dogenal dog because we got to throw the fuck out of these dogenals because it's a lollibop dogenal dog orphanage.
We're adopting every one of them dogenals because they're all African.
They all speak ooga booga with their XRP phones on the way to decentralized Legoland through the thicket and down the rabbit hole of the Web3 journey.
I would just like to have my dog. Did you find out who had that, by the way to decentralized Legoland through the thick end down the rabbit hole of the web 3 journey.org
I would just like to have
My dog. Did you find out who had that by the way?
Yeah bark like Shibo. They own all of them. They just they w8 them to the Nigerians and they have them on their server in their
Kubernetes K3 longhorn dot I'll closer duck. I was just trying to figure out like if he was actually gonna get that one that I
I was just trying to figure out
if he was actually going to get that one that I
wanted.
Hey, Majestic Bank, you send me
I think I need 7K
of stable coins.
I gotta go get this phone. I gotta send 5K
there. She ain't taking stable coins.
I gotta send her a W9.
I need a W9 from you.
I gotta send you a 1099.
Shit.
Fire.
Hey, can I leave my laptop as collateral?
Hey, y'all mind telling her I left my laptop
as collateral? I'll be back. Okay.
Hey, I just gotta walk a while to get some cash and the damn thing.
Hey.
Yeah, just go.
He's crazy.
He's crazy.
I don't think that's a toey.
A toey?
That's not a toey.
Oh, Sir Benny's got a toey.
You have any questions for Lollipop?
She's known me for 19 years, and I found out it wasn't his.
No, Sir Benny, you're not doing that no more puppies bad boy chase i've been paying like timbleton's daddy i've been paying for child support and then i found out this boy lives
in nigeria he didn't even look like me oh lord you know what i'm saying the pondering goat come up here and ask this girl question three
18 years 18 years
shout out kanye yeezy genius genius i watched the night. They have Mace up on there. Welcome back Mace.
He was on the genius show at the JD, my first, my favorite client.
Rich was my favorite client. Snoop Dogg, my third favorite.
They were all on that shit together.
And that genius, that boy from Chicago, Chowtown, he done, he done,
went to college, dropped out again, did Jesus walks, does a gospel in a,
in a band, blacklisted off the
damn interwebs uh beyond the x402 payment gateway album and then and kanye's goaded yay you goaded
boy i really want to do something with snow dog again he's he was my first client and went three
yeah i get you on the stage with them. You gotta get a Macy
You gotta get a real Macy not this fucking fake Macy that you got on
Hey, leave me alone, okay
That was not girl. I found you took me 17 years since I lost you in 2009 to find you
You know, you know cute ass. So i'm on it
Like what i'm right That's yeah, exactly cute ass, so I'm on it. Like white on rice.
Yeah, exactly.
Child support boy
don't look a thing like me,
I gotta say. He ain't got no white on his rice.
He's lacking melatonin.
I'm lacking melatonin. I don't know who.
What was lacking melatonin?
I don't know how I feel about sending him. No, it's not melatonin. What don't know who. What was it like a melatonin? I don't know how I feel about sending him a... No, it's not
melatonin. What's that shit called? It's such a
little... Melanin?
Yeah, melanin. Somebody
like a melanin is the father-son duo.
Mm, yeah.
Somebody's a redhead stepchild. It ain't
I don't know. Milkman?
He's like a Cortland Finnegan look at him after.
Cortland Finnegan,
he's the one that punched that dude out of Miami.
That was out of Houston.
He punched that dude.
He catched football, but not as good as Brandon
Marsco out of UCF.
Facts.
But Brandon
Marsco got Mishi. Mishi
was Amari Sotomayire out of Lakeland.
He's a little hood rat and she pulled a knife on his ass in the kitchen and he had to go to
McLean Hospital in Harvard and then he sent my ass up there because he was there 45 days.
They helped him. Sent me up there. Ain't no helping Drew Roberts.
No. Not at all.
What was that basketball player's name?
Amari Sotomayor.
Are you going to start naming Kentucky?
Let's have a wildcat basketball name involved.
Start off, number one, Richie Farmer.
Number two, Reed Shepard.
Get your ass back to college.
I'm going to give you $12 million next year if you get there.
I'm going to give you more the following year. And that third year is your to college. I'm going to give you $12 million next year if you get there. I'm going to give you more the following year.
And that third year is your senior year.
I'm going to make you fucking governor while you're in college.
All right?
Because that's when we put Bashir, Andy, and the fucking presidency.
But you got to come win two natties.
And you got a $50 million payroll.
And I got A.J. DeBrenstra, who is at Mormon school.
He don't look like he got more melanoma than those Mormons.
He need to get his ass over to Kentucky.
So, Mark Pope, we don't hire that coach.
Let's get their best player.
Get his ass out of Mormon, that ranch.
What's that ranch called down there with all them cattle on it?
Desiree.
Get your ass off the Desiree Ranch out of the swamp and get your ass to Lexington.
I'm going to give you a horse farm, boy.
Get your AJ, you two-letter boy.
Get your ass to Kentucky.
I'll give you $13 million.
You're on a $9 million NIL deal right now.
I'll give you $13 million.
I was going to show you how to do X402, payment gateway to the fucking internet,
HTTPS version, not the Coinbase HTTP.
Let's go.
Base chain, USDC, $13 million. Let's go. Base chain USDC, 13 million.
Let's go.
Broseph.
John Wall.
That's who I was thinking of.
Are you doing that John Wall dance when we did that?
You kicked us out?
No, that was another bartender that kicked us out.
Listen, Linda.
Linda, listen.
So, his manager was in Tootsies one night on the third floor,
and I was working at the end of the bar by the patio.
Yeah, but Boogie wasn't there.
Boogie's from Alabama, and the other boy, the point guard's from Alabama,
the backup point guard behind the wall, or the shooting guard, whatever he was.
Somebody was playing shooting guard.
Bledsoe.
Bledsoe and Boogie, I recruited from Alabama.
I had just got another player.
No, that was their first year.
I got them before I got the boy out of Texas.
Anyway, I still coach Cal 800 Ethereum.
So I got to buy a virtual kitty number five.
Go ahead.
But that's my cat.
Yeah, he was supposed to go to Duke.
John Wall was supposed to go to Duke, and we had to pay him.
I think he was on only a five
million contract at the time.
It was his cash under the table, but
that's all it took to get Wall there.
It was a five million. Now, Kyle Barrett
knows how to do that, because he couldn't pass
the damn test. He was 19 in high school,
couldn't get the fuck out of high school, so he
pulled a Derrick Rose,
like, but Cha-chan, Kanye style,
and they somehow passed the fucking test.
Lord.
Well, Jastic, what was you saying?
Maybe.
I went to high school with Mark Pope.
What?
He's goaded. That's the best coach
of all time, Mark Pope. Besides
Tubby Smith, Mark Pope's goaded.
Yeah, we were, I think, in the same math class
or some shit. You got
Mt. Gox with him? What'd you say?
Oh, we were in the same math class
or something. Oh, you're doxing yourself, girl.
Be quiet, Majestic B.
Be quiet, Majestic B. I'm gonna go get
a yearbook and find your ass in there.
No, don't do that.
I got best body my senior year.
Oh, Majestic Bing!
Woo-hoo!
Foxy lady! Where's Mace?
Welcome back, Mace. Dirt Road, hop over here.
I'm mute.
What's going on, Drew?
I'm still driving right now.
My internet's a little crazy.
Hey, Mace done left.
I got to go up in there and see what's going on with my phone.
Hey, Dirt Road, I got your new sugar mama.
Mace Dunn left.
He missed out on his details.
She has the best body in the world with Mark Pope being in the same class.
He got a good body, but she got a better body.
You got all the girls, Drew.
You got all them girls on here.
I swear.
Dude, you know, you can launch a shit coin and make
fucking no intrinsic value out of thin air them girls they just they're coming me out at you two
at a time blonde first meow meow and then brunette comes meow oh my god that we gotta save that That's gotta be a line That has to be a thing
I've said that, as they've been doing that shit
Phanon and the man from Hong Kong
Owns genies.com
And these two bitches out of Dubai
That give us carbon credits
They've been sending
They've been sending
They've been sending these escorts
To meow at me, and I ain't seen one of them
Even 24, but they all say they're
24, and
I don't even hold their hand. I'm like,
nope, don't even hold your hand.
You ain't even, you guys, it's a fake ID.
It says it expires in 2050, girl.
Always look
at the expiration date. It says
2050, it's a fucking fake.
Damn.
That's a cool thing to be telling people, though.
I would be telling everybody.
I got stories for days like that.
I know you do, girl.
You got stories kicking me out of the bars for days.
You got to host another Shrew Roberts kicked out
another bar space.
Like, my kids asked me one night, they were like,
Mom, Dad said
that you used to date a famous person.
And I started laughing immediately.
No, you never said yes. I asked you
like fucking four times, maybe five.
And you always said, Drew,
you're Mandy's brother.
I ain't gonna go on a date with you.
I'll buy you a nice steak dinner and some bourbon, some bullet.
And you kept saying, no, no, no.
Hey, this is a girl that taught me no means no.
Somebody had to teach my ass that.
This is the girl that did it.
Lord, help him, bless it. Lord, help him.
Bless him. Lord, bless him.
Shit, now I forgot what I was going to say.
I hate you to do that.
Stories, stories. We want stories.
Your kids.
Yes, okay.
So my kids are like,
Dad said that you used to be a famous person.
Wait a minute. Those kids don't look like me.
No, those kids look like me.
I was like, well, I wasn't exactly calling famous.
I mean, like, I guess he is.
But at the time, his career was just getting started.
It really wasn't that big of a deal.
And they're like, well, who was it?
Who was it?
So, I told them.
And they were like, well, who's that?
No, you can't tell a story and not give a name right now.
Doc's ass. Doc's ass.
Doc's ass.
To find his music and play it for my kids.
And now...
Wait, wait, wait.
Did he do Kentucky Anthem?
No, no.
He did that...
He did that...
No, he was good friends with that rapper boy
that played on the basketball team, Point Guard.
He did...
What was that fucking song about Keeneland?
October.
What was that song?
Homecoming.
What was that homecoming song?
Oh, God.
I can't.
That's him.
I'm going to dox his ass.
I'm pulling it up.
I'm going to dox his ass.
He's a hell of a musician.
That dude's a legend.
Bitch.
He sold a company.
He sold a company 300 mil.
Do you know that?
You should have stuck with him.
It was Chris Young.
Bitch, Chris Young.
Little Black Dress song.
All I can think about.
No, you think about somebody else.
That's all I do. That dude ain't famous.
Ain't nobody know his ass.
That's exactly why I called my kid.
That's exactly why I called him famous.
Ramel Bradley's boy.
What was Ramel Bradley's boy?
The white boy.
White boy Ramel Bradley.
Not the rapper from Louisville,
the one that went to Kentucky.
Nick Jameson.
Not the Tyler Hero singer
about the bluegrass girl with big dreams.
That was written about you,
did you know that?
Just like Crypto Kitty number five
was named about you?
The cat was, but that song was not
Bluegrass girl she got big dreams
That's 100% about you
I done paid him some Bitcoin to sing that shit
Lord
I've been trying to get your attention
I've been sending into the ether
And I accept Bitcoin over there
I was like have people write some
fucking songs i commissioned artists to get your attention girl
you've been uh sleazy wait till we wait till the next eight fest we're gonna have your attention
you're gonna be spinning girl we're running circles like keeneland around your ass i miss keeneland hey dirt road i got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one not no more
i know i i want i want two dogs two puppy dogs because they can't they can't be separated
i want the girl i've heard the the tan girl you keep the your favorite
you keep the one in the middle i want the one on top and the girl, the tan girl. You keep your favorite. You keep the one in the middle.
I want the one on top and the one on the bottom.
Really?
Yes, ma'am.
I said you can keep your favorite.
You got the pick of the litter.
I get the two runs.
The girls aren't going to be together no more.
They're twins.
The one girl, your girl is going to stay with her mama.
So that's fine.
They're all together.
Lord, help me.
She's the mama girl.
Look at her.
Her coat is so ugly and it ain't even shiny.
My dogs only eat ribeye.
They got shiny coats.
Her coat is shiny.
They're all super soft.
They are actually, their hair is just like.
Mine.
My two dogs, they about to smoke on Willie.
They're going to go on a Willie tour bus. They're going to smoke on willy they're gonna go on a willy tour bus
yeah smoke on willy i don't have to get that dog back he's up in northern georgia i'm gonna get
him back the willy fan club blockchain fan club and the willy blockchain fan club dog is gonna
hang out with uh my two puppy dogs that traded i i shot some Dozeno dogs with the money,
the Ethereum that I sold the six kennel dogs
on the main net for.
They airdropped to me and I floored those bitches
with a bullet in their head and I got 12K.
Then that's why I made two puppy dogs.
Now, there's 10K each, right?
Are you eight more?
Jesse B, can I have eight stable coins?
Eight rats?
Rats?
No, not rats.
I was in that rat.
This girl from Hong Kong
gave me a damn rat on the ordinal.
A rat on an ordinal?
Hey, foxy lady, I'll send you my rat on the ordinal so i got some uh satoshis
in there that made the gas free gray shit gwei on the on the bitcoin satoshi chain
satoshi nakamoto Jack Dorsey is his name.
It's a one-person show.
He's a one-person band.
Ain't no group.
It was Hal Finney.
Hal Finney, he rest in peace.
He didn't go out with a good story.
We're all going out with good stories.
Yeah, but why are we going to die so tragically?
Because Johnny Blue Skies
sang the song. He said,
legends never die.
Legends never die. Johnny Blue Skies.
That's true.
You know, I tell
my Django's over in Nigeria,
I said, y'all act like Johnny Blue Skies
down the street up in the bluegrass.
That just
means we're majestic gonna live forever
forever hey you know you know sergio he created giant blue skies for me i bought that dick
so it's 50 ptc
hold on somebody's dm me asking me some questions about majestic
yeah tell her she's my sugar mama and and she bought that one from Tyler Childers.
I made him sing about George Floyd. He did Long Violent History with George Floyd.
Chase, get your ass up here. Lowercase Chase from Legoland.
I passed you a mic, Chase.
Hop on stage.
This is my crush from 2007 to 2009.
Best bartender there ever was.
He kicked me out of the bar double-digit times.
little chase
little chase
hi guys
hi chase
hey chase
can you go find a counselor
he ain't got no internet
can you give him access to your Wi-Fi?
Nah, it doesn't look like that.
Yeah, go hotspot him.
Hotspot him.
He down the street.
He on West 3rd.
He on West 3rd decentralized Legoland.
Talk to him on West 3rd Street.
That's where the orphanage is.
The lollipop. Those little dogs orphan
I'm just like clam the highest tree and I'll shout his name from on top of the highest tree
Maybe you can hear me. Yeah, I got no trees. Oh, there's a safari lands of tundra trees
Now they got shrubs say they don't grow anywhere Like the little cougars get up there
You can't even have a boy get up there
Have you
Have you ever left the US?
Have you ever left the US?
Do you know them Nigerians
That killed all their lionesses?
I'm going to Nigeria, I'm going to go see my son soon
For sure
Well you got two openers over there
They're under construction right now one on
west third street on decentralized lego land the other one on main street and ooga booga
is not the capital city's the other ooga booga the tightest alabama we talked to town you better
explain to jack that ooga booga is east about 69 miles from Obagi. Now Obagi is in the province, the state of
Oogabooga, next to the city of Oogabooga with the XRP phone. Now, Oogabooga, that city, the capital city,
that's also Oogabooga. So it's all confusing there. There's a bunch of Oogabooga and nobody knows
what they're saying and Dirt Road tries translate, but he don't understand shit about shit
Well
I think there's a lot of that
Hey Jack, I sent lollibob a wire. They'll be there in two days
So on Friday, she gonna send you 40 stable coins, but you guys go
So on Friday, she's going to send you 40 stable coins, but she got to go USDC on Coinbase because there's no fees.
But Coinbase jail takes five business days, seven total days.
So you'll get it next Friday if she goes ahead and does the transfer to USDC with no fees on the Coinbase base chain.
That's all I can do.
Hi, I'm seeing you, Nicole. How you doing today?
Doing well. Good to see you. I'm going to spill another coffee. That's all right.
Hey, you know who runs the cameras at this joint?
Lollipop? You remember the Coleman brothers?
The who? Yeah, their daddy.
He moved to Pennsylvania around his camera system.
He sends me an invoice every time I sell a fucking coffee or gas or petrol or gasoline or GWEI
for my trucko.
Moved to Pennsylvania?
Yeah, he first moved to Nashville.
Then he moved to Alabama.
Then he moved somewhere else.
Then he moved into Nashville after Shelbyville, Shelby County.
Then he went up to Pennsylvania.
Why Pennsylvania?
Because he was running Belk's security system.
He was damn good at it.
He cut the petty theft in half. He did a little thing called extortion. was running macy's or he was running belk's security system and he was damn good at it he
cut the he cut the petty theft and hat now he he did a little thing called extortion to get that
number down but uh it worked he knows he knows how to extort people so i had to pay all my petty
theft bills of belk but it was my own t-shirts like it was they did the belt gave me 600 grand
for my own my t-shirts and hats and when i didn't have them
when i ran out and went over town i went into belk or hibbit sports and i went in there and
but the belt hibbit you know they just kind of looked the other way now belk i got extorted and
i had to pay ethereum's for that that's
That's bullshit
No it's not
It's all verifiable on change
Don't trust me, trust no one
Trust no one
And verify
That's exactly right
Don't trust verify
Dior Dior
Why did you say
Don't trust verify That's right little chase Spansy Max, how you doing Why did you say Dumb curls verified?
That's right, little Chase.
Spansy Max, how you doing, Fresh Prince?
Yeah, I'm doing good, sir.
I found my crush from 2007-2009.
Hope you're doing good, sir, Mr. Drew.
See, this is when the eye roll emoji
would have came in perfectly.
Hey, Lollipop.
When I throw some D's on this minivan,
a Sprinter van, Mercedes,
from the Hitler crew,
the Inglorious Bastards,
we stole that shit
at about $350,000.
When I get some D's on this,
in Mobile, Alabama, the Pharaoh,
San Pedro, on that, Rich Boy 21st. Mobile, Alabama the Pharaohs in Pedroana, Rich Boy 21st
Mobile, Alabama
Yep, LA
Lower Alabama
Now when I throw them D's on and I come up to Birmingham
and I hit that Muscle Shoals
and I hit that Nash Vegas, I need you
to hop in with your puppy dogs
and we go into Seattle and hang out with
Majestic for the hour of six
and we gotta pick up Mace
Welcome back Mace from Welcome back, Mace.
He's going to meet us in Tejas at Mineral Wells.
Okay.
I'm telling you right now, though,
if you chew Copenhagen in the van,
I can't.
Don't drink the cup.
If it says Wawa Coffee on it,
don't you put that in your mouth.
It's the smell of it.
It's stank.
It's nasty. No, I don't do the
flavored shit. I just natural
Maduro.
Extra long cut. Number two here.
Wawa. I know. They got
one left. I want to save it for somebody else.
I got half a can left for this
morning. That sounded real
dirty for a second, but that's not what I meant.
Don't even.
Quit dropping your phone.
I'm trying to do the Wawa pay.
They don't do Google Pay here.
It does Wawa pay, kind of like Walmart pay.
I got this one card from Wally World, and they take care of me.
Grandpa, if he looks right, he kind of, Sam walton's daughter they they throw some on that stable coins on the
on the base chain usdc circle and i just go to wally world now i don't have pretty theft no more
that works
i hooked you up with one but you can get sponsored by wally world the girl
because you're bluegrass girl of big dreams you You can get sponsored by Wally World, the girl. Because you're a bluegrass girl of big dreams.
You need to be sponsored by Wally World.
You can only go to Chevy County
and get that shit for free.
How did y'all get in here?
Get out.
Trying to mop his leg.
How you doing, girl?
Hop on stage, meet my crush.
Lord. Jim, lord gm ai girlfriend g-u-r-l space f-r-e-n friend hey shiny girl hey shiny hey hey
all right this wall right here this is on uh 46 it right here. This is on 46.
It's not the new one on 46.
It's the old one on 46 by I-4 next to True Leaf.
Nine-pound hammer.
It used to be my sponsored Indica.
No longer is.
Got a new guy, new distributor.
New farm in Florida down by Okeechobee.
Anyway, this truck was at the gas station right here at this pump number 15. and pump number 15 over there by the westbrook truck uh ceo rest in peace anyway he was coming
up he had tourettes or some and he had a his foot got stuck on the gas pedal because he he
coma attacked and he got hit there's one of the gas tank done ripped the pump off the thing on
pump 15 and they went
straight across the sidewalk right here down this sidewalk into that gully up on 46 and uh
it's all a true story happened like uh last 10 days ago 14 days ago
that's it as well
go ahead shiny go ahead i don't holla okay lollipop yes ma'am i don't know whatever drill said right now like like everything he said, I don't understand.
But, oh God, I just saw this face.
Let me pop it.
He likes to tell all his stories, but he talks really fast.
So, I get how that can be hard to translate sometimes.
Do you mind me asking, where are you from? Like what state, what province?
Are we getting personal all up in here?
No, okay, I'll explain why.
Okay, I'll explain just why I'm asking.
So I think what Lollipop is trying to say is that sometimes it's kind of like very hard to follow.
It's very hard to like follow the essence.
No, no, Lollipop runs two orphanages in Nigeria, and I've been paying child support 19 years.
Found out it wasn't his.
It don't look like me.
And over there, this redhead stepchild, he was helping with the orphanage because he's 19 now.
And anyway, there's one in Oogabuga on Main Street in Oogabuga State, not the Oogabuga
capital, but the other Oogabuga next to Abazi, about 69 miles east.
Now, over there on that 420 acre ganja farm with the cabin in the woods that's where uh we got the
first lollipop dozono dog orphanage uh second one opened up that was on main street second one down
open up down there and a decentralized legoland by the atlantic ocean where i took the jinkas
of ballet boat over there from the yacht club in west palm and i got over there we opened up the
second one on west third street
at decentralized lego land now that's all i know but she can translate swamp talk to ooga booga
and use the xrp phone well that was that was shiny that said that chase and she left
it's good shiny knows how to use lurky reverb and she can get a translation to ooga booga from
swamp talk there so she don't't need this crush to do the translation
She don't try to see her
I wasn't talking about Swanee. I was talking about I was going to talk about you know
At the essence thing because I think I'm what in books I have read do best way to describe how
Drew talks how you talk would be something like a southern draw
That's like the word that comes to my mind. No, no Barbados. That's deep south. We have a latchet. All right
See from Pike County Pikeville. I'm from Shelby County Shelbyville. You understand?
This is this Appalachian talk. I grew up in tobacco farm. She grew up in the trailer park. That's where we come from
Trailer Park. That's where we come from.
Oh, so you were grouping
a tobacco farm. It is
a southern drawl. You ain't wrong, Chase.
You ain't wrong, Chase.
With the tramp stamp, the skull.
Is it her? You ain't wrong, Chase.
You're not wrong.
Yeah, so, um, Jew,
so with tobacco farming, is it like a family
thing? Does it go way back?
It was. Yeah, yeah. Seven
generations, John Roberts Sr. He done, when he passed away up there in. Yeah, yeah. Seven generations. John Roberts Sr.
He done, when he passed away up there in Sheba County, he was given the land by Squire Boone.
That's Daniel Boone's brother.
Now, he ain't David Crockett.
That's Daniel Boone.
But they both went to the Alamo.
Had a last strand.
They went out like legends.
Fucking legends.
Squire Boone went out like a legend.
They're all fucking legends because they're Kentucky colonels.
Now, I'm a Kentucky colonel.
I grew up two miles from a farm from Squire boones two miles from colonel sanders
now he is just a chicken man he had this poultry farm but then they switched over to alpaca because
um claudia doesn't like that fur that alpaca so she imported it down there because governor brown
uh gave her a bunch of money for young brands. They call it KFC as a subsidiary.
Anyway, I play basketball with them boys.
So what happened was we then put great aunt on the other side of the family, on the nickel side.
She came into office following the governor Brown.
Now, we named a high school in Shelby County after her, Martha Lane Collins High School.
They win all them fucking state championships. Now, we just recruit NIL money a high school in Sheppard County after her Martha Lane Collins High School They win all them fucking state championships now. We just recruit and I have money
Every player there because Lexington Catholic done stole our seven-footer and that was back in the day
And we made up our mind back then we paying players under the table. Now. We ain't gonna pay them on the table
I just pay them where the fucking hat that says swamp and uh, they played for the Martha Lane Collins High School and Sheppard County High.
And that was the two best teams in the state.
Nobody even comes close.
We beat every team by fucking 50 points.
You got beat by Belfry Kiss.
Nah, they cheated.
They cheated.
They didn't know how to do it in that area.
Because they were fucking retards from the coal mining company.
The coal miners gave them stamps.
Gave them stamps at the county store.
And then the stamps didn't work, but them boys
were already there. And daddy's already working in the coal mine.
So they stuck in Coal County.
Don't be mad about it.
Coach Haywood out-coached y'all's coach.
We done fired
his ass. We brought in my cousin.
My cousin comes to that team now.
And we don't lose because we have a $25 million NIL budget for them boys.
Well, I don't know what's going on now.
Belfry done went downhill real bad.
They all gone downhill.
You know who I liked was back in the day,
played for Rupp, was that boy out of Shelby County.
Stace Tracy, what was his name?
What was that boy's name?
He was a white boy.
Because they didn't have black boys back then playing basketball.
Hold on.
You know what I'm talking about.
His son.
His son dated Mandy.
Before the
Double D F5 transition
Wait
Uless
Tyler Uless
Yeah
Let me look this up
We got Avenue here on stage
Avenue at Fashy at Mike Now I know you like this Tommy B You're his pimp Yeah, let me look this up. I don't blame you. When I met them blackouts boys, they were loaded to the hilt with them guns. They had AK-47 in their back.
And they had two pistols in the side like cowboys.
I'm a sheriff without a gun.
I walk up in there and took a picture of a driver's license.
That's all I need.
Drew B.
It was Tyler Tipton.
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.
It was Tracy, boy.
It was a Tracy.
Casey.
It was Mr. Casey.
What the hell is his name? I swear it was a tracy uh casey is uh mr casey uh what the hell is his name i swear it was tyler tipton
no tipton's young this is oh that's back by 1960s this is under rup rubs runs you remember rubs runs
it was before richie farmer done took all that money under the table.
You know, Richie Farmer, business partners with Orange Leaf Froyo,
with Calipari and JMO and all them boys.
What year was that around?
I'm about to look it up.
Bryce Anderson, he's a partner up there. So when I met Calipari for the first time,
I was paying this kid from Texas with my coach, basketball coach.
He went to Texasas coach of senior year
julius randall he took about 800 ethereums to come and get his house in kentucky so i think it was
200 ethereums at the time so calipari had to buy this crypto kitty number five or 200 east
and then uh it was like 120k that's all it took to get this boy out texas up to kentucky
he's now playing for timberwolves. He switched spots with towns.
Van Zandt.
Hey, is Avni already slid in your DMs, girl?
Because she's going to warn you about my ass.
Who?
Avni.
She's going to tell you I only hold hands.
That's it.
They send all these little meow girls to do me, and I only hold hands.
With a brunette. I don't hold hands with That's it. See, they send all these little meow girls to do me, and I only hold hands with a brunette.
I don't hold hands with a blonde.
Lord.
Bless.
They're all 24 years old, so she says.
The driver's license expired in 2050,
so I know Joe Greenberg made that shit. I'm just saying, Tommy B does more than
hold a hand. Get up here, Avenue.
Right now, bitch.
Loved.
Did she just leave yeah cause uh
I called her a bitch
but she is she's a pimp
like anybody who pimps somebody under 21
is a bitch
wow did you do that
you're gonna get me in a feud
with some women in web 3
that I did not want to be a feud
you done in it.
You done in it.
But you loyal.
You accept your own big dreams, Tyler Hero.
What's that kid's name?
Jack?
Jack.
Yeah.
Jack done wrote that song, Florida.
It's one hell of a drug.
Remember that girl that Kanye knocked the mic out of her thing And she does a bracelet air to her scene
She's the one that's saying
We paid her 50 BTC to sing that song
To my daughter, my youngest
Oh yeah?
Yeah, down in MIA
With 16 friends
or 16 total, so 15 friends.
Taylor Swift.
Yeah, that's her name.
Blonde.
She writes some of her songs, but she didn't write that one.
Jack wrote that one.
She writes all kinds of stuff.
Yeah, she's like very good at writing songs.
Yeah, she is.
Chase, can you look up
Jippity Gemini 3, Grockett, T. Swift, and Jack?
I think it would be easier if you just tell me what that is.
Taylor Swift.
Yeah, Jack writes some of her songs.
She used to play Jackson BTC and then that blonde girl sings that shit. uh jack writes some of her songs yeah jack writes some of her songs so you just play jackson btc
and then that blonde girl sings that shit and we have to knock her mic out of her phone
and our hand in the moment at the cmas
oh that's cool
all right i got your your CC on base.
Yeah.
You mind if I get the QR code?
Oh, thank you.
He said I got paid today.
He said I got paid today.
Tell Darwin to get that shit together.
I'm going to go back to SBK.
Stay cast.
Man, he take care of me.
I don't have to pay.
This time I drive.
Bro, I'm about to block him.
Hey.
Jack.
You block him?
Don't block anybody
Harlow
Jack he just sent me a video
A sad block video
I didn't read that shit no more
I blocked his ass
I told him to go talk to you
For that 40 USDC on base chain
He didn't have a base wallet
He doesn't have an EVM He He doesn't have a salami.
So you gotta convert that shit to multi-state
or totally in Raj and shit and whatever.
They like USDT over there.
Tell them.
Okay. I gotta jump off here for a second.
I gotta read this paper
because I think I might be even more fucked up than I thought I was.
We'll see you on the other side of the swamp.
Shit.
On the other side of the swamp, my other side.xyz by Hugo, racist, and scratchers from 4chan.
We go on to the other side of the swamp and the decentralized Legoland across the Atlantic.
Now, we're taking Jenkins' boat over there because we done put a gun
in Jenkins' head and sold the damn yacht.
So we're going across the Atlantic,
landing in Legoland three months, doing all
the thing. Alright, three convoys,
AK-47s, loaded down,
marched to Montgomery. I have a dream.
Myusik.xyz,
X402,
payment gateway to the internet. You can get
the Lollibop stream there from tootsies
on the 24th of february all right uh anything else we gotta say ooga booga xrp phone coming soon
and the lollibop those are no dog orphanages there's two of them one in decentralized legoland
on west 3rd street one in ooga booga on Main Street. Not the one, not the Main Street, Capitale, Federali with the pyramid.
That's the Main Street, but that's in the middle of Main Street.
And the center with Bulldozer down here in the Ooga Booga by Titus Sweet Tumpka by Auburn on the plains.
Dirt Road, you got anything you want to say?
Closing thoughts?
No, I'm good.
Dirt Road said he'd like to thank
the Brown Foreman family. He'd also
like to thank the cigarette
companies that got sued back
in the day from those Yankee Doodle Dandies
on Wall Street. And he'd like to
thank the
lollipops of these girls, watermelon
and shit that they do these days. It sells better
than moonshine. We sell that shit
to the Brown Foreman
dispensary. Thank you all for
tuning in. Bullet Bourbon,
rest in peace. We took all your damn
union dollars. Thank you very much.
We converted to USDC on base chain.
X402 came in gateway to the interwebs.
HTTPS done by Drew Roberts.
Put that S on that bitch.
You got any closing thoughts?
I fucking love Lollibee.
You're awesome.
Drew, you're a legend.
Legends never die.
Just dirt.
Keep being fucking dirty.
Chase, Chase.
Snap daddy.
Let's fucking rock.
Now, we got lowercase Chase down there.
Little Chase.
And we got big letter Chase down there.
He's a dead duck.
And then we got the... He ain't not Cas though. So you guys double negative. So it's not true
Those double negative that ain't true. So because not cash rise no space in it
He's a ghost was a ghost is a ghost
He's the other capital letter big chase little chase a little John over there in the decent wise Lego man
He got internet though. He got starlink. Go ahead, Lolly Bob.
Closing thoughts. Majestic,
you are a badass. It was
nice hanging out and
just shooting the shit with you guys.
We got some stuff
cooking in the back.
We'll let you know
when it's all happening.
Live stream of Tixies.
We're on the X402 payment deal of the internet.
The one forked by Drew Roberts with the S on the end.
HTTPS.
Nobody use HTTP no more.
Coinbase.
Fucking Wall Street.
Peace.
Peace.
