Starting live from the swamp, I got a fabric map of Nigeria.
So I'm looking at the distance and the roads from Ooga Booga down to Legoland.
We can also take a boat straight to Legoland.
There's a bunch of oil fields down here at the bottom in the Delta.
They literally have a province called the Delta State or whatever the hell they call this thing
We got the Koji reason now a couple of my boys work up here in Borno
And then you got the Plateau you have literally have a Plateau in Nigeria. It's spelled Plateau
There's a Yo. There's a Yobe, there's a Kano,
which also has an airport, and a Jigawa.
You got Jigawa up there, a Zamfara, a Kebe,
there's a Kwara, and of course there's Niger.
Now over there in Niger, Nigeria, you got some towns.
Now you got Bavana, Wara, Auna, Ebeto, Yauri, Rejau, Ukata, Alawa, Tejina, Zungeru, Mina,
Suleha, Badeji, Kacha, Baro, Bairaida kutunye kutuwingi pz aona water now underneath that uh that niger region
in nigeria you got the quara region and in the quara region which counselor can probably tell
us more about i'm gonna invite him to speak uh we got chickaconda uh we got yes yashiquera we got uh akuta jeba the bode shadu lafiagji
amu aran amu aran over and then you got Kishi, Igbeti.
Now that's in the Kwara region.
I'm down to the Oyo region.
I'm going to make a kill host.
Now in the Oyo region, we got Shaki, Aguare, Ishii, Igbeti.
Did I say it right that time?
Now you got an airport there.
And the OFA is right underneath that.
You got Wasimi, Ijiyo, Oque Hijo. I'm like, Oque Hijo. Oque Hijo. Que pasa, Hijo? that you got uh wasi wasimi easy okay i like okay okay okay okay okay no i like that it's a
yin oh yo oh yo means the eye that's the eye of nigeria right there and you get eddie
Now, underneath that, where Lago...
No, I guess it's not Lagos.
In the Ogun region. Are these states or regions
The state of Ogun, you got Miku.
Yeah, Miku. Elaro. states those are the europeans yeah the state of oglen you got miku yeah miko miko elaro
yeah yeah but that's bordering up against what country is this next to what country
what country no next to lego land what's that country every day
No, next a lot looks a legoland. What's that country every day?
Ghana is next to Ghana man. All right. So I
No, no, that's not that's an old goon
Oh, no goon you got a pair of peril is
Shaka move right right all right now in Legoland
Yeah, all right now Legoland we got a kidja motion. Yeah
Bada badag badagari correct
a coru and and then you got lego land capital all right yeah now now let's talk about
ooga booga up here in ooga booga now this is a territory del capitale federale yeah you got a bhaji in ugabuga and that's
where spanzi max lives now where are you on this map here counselor um uh in ogre and uh
all right so slow down slow down i down. I don't know no speaking Ooga Booga yet. I'm working on it. I'm studying Ooga Booga. All right, so my finger right here is on Ooga Booga. Which way did I go? Left, right, up or down? East, west, north or south?
Vim key bindings, am I doing on a Vim key binding?
Am I doing JKL or the little comma thing?
So, you know, right, so left, right, left down, up right.
Oh, Koji. Koji? koji koji koji no no no under nizer you're under nizer he's another step that's another step bro oh good way you get ogre you
see shagamu i'm very close i live close to shagamu okay okay you guys i'm at ooga booga
which way do i go what road do I take from Ooga Booga
The red road. Which red road do I follow?
am I flying south, east, or west?
Acadia is in the Legoland.
I'm not looking at the map live, so I can't tell you which direction.
So you're down by Legoland?
You take a flight from Legoland. You down by Legoland? Yeah. Yeah, Legoland. You take a flight
Okay. I'm at the Legoland airport
now. It's where my finger's at. Now, what road do I
So, you're at the Kajal, right?
We got airports in the Kajal.
Murillo Lama airport in the Kajal, right? Yeah, so there's three rows Kedja. We got airports in the Kedja. We got the airport, the Mourinho Airport in the Kedja, right?
Yeah, so there's three rows, four rows that come out of that bitch.
Which one of the four do I follow?
Okay, the one that goes towards Bega.
Okay, okay, so I go through Agun.
All right, now I'm at Agun.
All right, now where do I go?
There's the one that goes over here to Ibadan.
There's one that goes Esayin.
And one that goes to Miko.
Or I can go back to the airport.
I think the one that goes to Isai, you're looking around.
If you see the one that goes to Isai, yeah.
I'm going up to the Oyo region.
Yeah, go back to the Oyo region. The Oyo region?
Yeah, go back to the bottom.
I'm going to go all the way back to Legoland.
All right, now I'm back in Legoland.
All right, back to Legoland.
You just take a cab to Shagamu.
Shagamu. I don't see no Shagamu.
All right. So, coming out of Legoland,
there's two ways to get Shagamu.
You can either go up or take a right
or you can take this little road
that goes along the Atlantic
Ocean. That's what we call it down here.
technically because there's a little peninsula
West Palm thing that sticks out.
So we're going to head down Highway 1
to Epe. But before you get to
Epe, you take a left. you head north to Chagamu.
All right, now I'm at Chagamu. Where do I go to get you? Where's your casa? Your finca?
So now, when you get to Chagamu, you're already past where the counselor is.
But where did they go to the left? That's what we call interchange.
From interchange, if you go back, I not going to a second anymore you go back
a little bit you see a couple of little little cities if you can see mohi on the map
or father on that map i'm closer
hey man it's a pleasure knowing where in the world you are. Thank you for your service.
That's why you're running defense because you got to protect the port
and all them damn oil fields down there,
Look how many fucking oil fields y'all got.
You literally have a state called
have, what's this other one?
Yeah, what's this one called?
Degema, is that the name of the state?
All these things, they're just full of
They're just supposed to send one of my friends to Emo.
So our Delta is like Mobile, Mississippi in New Orleans.
That's our Delta, the Mississippi Delta.
That's the Delta of the United States.
Your Delta is literally called Delta, and to the right of that is Emu.
So, that's, like, Alabama.
That's, like, you up in in your boy that went over there,
He has a dream. I like that
I know somebody that's on Snake Island.
Are you close to Snake Island?
Where is Snake Island. Are you close to Snake Island? Is that near you?
Where is Snake Island, bro?
Dude, there's a cross river.
There's a state there called Cross River.
That's pretty badass. With Uganda.
What's that thing called with the Black Panther dude?
And there's calabars there
You have a was this 1890 yeah, you have a city named 1890 what the fuck?
Is it triangle on here called 1890?
here called 1890 uh what's a triangle on the lane
What's a triangle on the way?
dude i got where every every one of your uh your ports are your barrages are and what's a
what's a voyeur for a uh peace days or road obviously um and then we got the route principale
the alto route is the you got many alto routes
why don't you need more outer routes or you got enough
oh we got you got the yeah yeah yeah that's same thing here we don't we don't want any more
interstates and then you got that out tray route um which is like the highways and the byways and then you got the peace days which is like
yo Drew, take a picture of the map
yo I'm going to have thought of that
a picture of the map would have solved
take a picture, I'll put it in the comment
take the picture of the ogre I'll put it in the comment. Take the picture of you, Ogre.
I'll show you where I want to go.
A picture would have saved the last thousand words or more.
The last thousand words would work for you or anybody else in here.
It's for me and Counselor and Lurkey app.
Yo, Drew, I followed you here.
You do your thing, bro. I'm just it. Yo, Drew, I followed you here. I'm enjoying it. You do your thing, bro.
tonight, man. That last guy got me all
He was talking about oils. If somebody
should invest in his fucking property oil,
he was trying to scam me on oil.
I heard it. That's why I messaged you.
We have electric cars. We have electric cars.
Why would I want to give him?
I have 18,000 acres of oil in Mineral Wells, Hill Country, Texas.
Why the hell would I want to give him a dollar for oil?
I heard it, but that's why I'm here.
Trend Scales, the Movers here.
Move is here. We all followed you here. We heard it. I followed youales, the Movers here. Move is here. We all followed
you here. We heard it. I followed you, Ante. Yeah. Oh, nice, man. Nice, Adam. What's up,
bro? I was in your space earlier, but yeah, Drew, we're here for you, so you take it away.
I'm lying. I didn't even follow you, Ante. Real cool.
Yo, this is how it all started. Me, Adam, you. Anyway, Drew, this is your digital oil
financial space. Take it away, Drew. Let's talk.
So actually, I came in the space to ask Drew something.
I wanted to ask you, what's your opinion about, you know, like a hardware wallet or like a multi-sig wallet?
I've been in the space and like for a while myself and
If you want one for free and send to me all the damn time this
in America, but I ain't called one key classic one
Yes, they sent it to me and they wanted me to tweet about it
They sent me a bunch of these shits and they want me tweet about it
So I sent a picture of one of them next to the bison us a made America and they wanted me to tweet about it. They sent me a bunch of these shits and they wanted me to tweet about it. So I sent a picture of one
of them next to Bison. I said,
Made America. And they said they didn't like that.
The dude was from Dubai. And I said, well, fuck
you. What do you want me to do? I ain't
mailing these back and I ain't using
them because I don't trust you.
You know, I'm going to put my shit
on your shit that you mailed to me from
Dubai that says Made in America
and I don't even know if it's made in America. I don't know you
from Adam. But one key, if you
want one, I can send it to you for free. It says on their
website it's $350. They sent me
You know, like, what I do
what do you think is better?
operating system. I have read every line
of that code and audited it myself. I'm part of Freedom Factory. It's freedomfactory.io. I have five of them. I have two of them already. 30 grand to help get them manufactured in Hong Kong. We got our first shipment right before the holidays.
So I gave one to my dad and I have one and I gave mine
to this homeless guy to buy a chicken sandwich and he ran off with a laser pointer.
He liked it. So I'm going to eventually get that thing back. It's going to turn
on a pawn shop and nobody else doesn't know how to buy that thing or what it's worth. They don't
realize it's got some wrapped Bitcoin on it.
But yeah, that won't be one I recommend because it is as secure as possible.
It uses wallet abstraction, which is the ERC, what is it, 8841?
Somebody needs a fact check because I've said that three times in front of Team Lurkey and Lurkey Reverb.
Find out what ERC is wallet abstraction so I can start saying the correct one.
But it uses the Wallet Abstraction.
So you have a cold storage wallet on the device that cannot touch the Internet.
The wires don't even connect within the hardware.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, we built this thing down to the components.
But we, that's a collective we. You know, I'm just a founding member, like I was a founding member of the Board of Yacht Club. You know what i'm saying like we built this thing down to the components but we that's a collective we um you know i'm just a founding member like i was a founding member of the board of yacht club
you know what i'm saying and you know i'm just founding member you know yeah i just wanted to
ask you like for example you know like i'm using uh save global like to throw funds me personally
like on evm well i think i think as long as you're not using that french piece of shit uh
you know we're about freedom fries man you like i actually talked to a guy called me the other day
so he had all his xrp on uh he's south florida when i was in west palm i thought somebody could
meet up that's just so i could show him my laser pointer and he said uh he's frank cartelli's he's
a big man down there in south flor. You can pull up his Wikipedia.
He's a soldier. He's a soldier. He's a soldier. But Frank Cartilli said that he has a ledger.
And I said, Frank, you move your XRP off that and you throw that bitch, flush it down the toilet.
That's a French piece of shit because there's this guy that lost two million dollars on there and for two million
dollars they showed their cards that they could retrieve it if they can retrieve it they can take
everybody's money on everybody's ledger not your keys not your crypto that's a shared wallet not a
that's not a self-custodial wallet it's's not a custodial. It's not a CX,
but it's a shared wallet, which is fine. I have a lot of shared wallets. I have 1.2 billion
Ethereum addies. And I'd say probably half of those are shared wallets.
So I have 600,000 shared wallets.
Just on the Ethereum blockchain.
I actually really wanted to pick your brains on a comparison between what you think is
best between a hardware wallet and a multi-sig because like I said I've been using you know like safe global
uh for a while now and uh what I love about it is that every time that you create a new multi-sig
it just creates a new smart contract in the ethereum blockchain and uh essentially you can
add two or multiple you know like uh um let's say for example addresses you know like it can be uh
hot hot wallets whatever it is you know like it can be a meta it doesn't matter but you can add
like five ten whatever you know like uh whatever addresses that you need to verify each transaction
with and that just you know like increases the um the security in a way where you know like
you're gonna need like um all five of your
addresses or however much you've added uh in that multi-sig uh to like to get that that
smart contract compromised right dude it's great yeah so the answer to your question is it depends
it depends on how you're gonna use it like my brother, he ain't ever touching his stuff.
So I just had him create a wallet,
write down the words and the
private key, put them in two separate places
that were secure, you know, on the farm.
He buried them up in a little time capsule
now I got his addy and I just make
And whenever he wants it,
and then and then he can type it into a metamask and transfer it out to wherever he wants to
transfer it you know what i'm saying 100 and and that works in a lot of scenarios but
let's see if you need access to it like if you don't want it that cold of storage like let's say like in your case you want to be able to do stuff but have it protected in your case is the ideal and i wouldn't
the only thing i would recommend if you're mainly ethereum is go with the ethos uh the ethereum
operating system uh eth os e-t-h-o-s uh with a for lurkey.app it's lowercase e-t-h capital letters is o-s um and
and so the ethos the ethereum operating system uh by us at uh freedomfactory.io is the website to get
one and we got them down it's not a real camera that's how we got the cost down so low it's just
a qr scanner uh we don't need a camera like you know take take your drawer take your google pixel 9 and just disconnect it
from the internet and ain't nobody got your big data uh you know or wipe that and my
my google pixel 9 pro runs graphene os and it's got a good camera so you know and i'm
a green bubble and i can communicate with the you know the blue bubble bitches let's go and i love how you you keep repeating the exact name
letters letters for lurky bro i i make what you don't know is uh well i have a relationship with lurky and lurky and i have a relationship together
because i use and consume lurky's api directly to this machine i'm pointing at right here that
you probably see in the background behind this map uh that's my llm model at my house i got a grok on that bitch got 12 giga 12 terabytes on that thing and ssd so you know it's
not as fast as like you know using grok on on xai but it's my grok and he only knows what i told him
he can know and he ain't even connected to the internet. So I got an orchestrator on the LAMP stack, which is Taylor Otwell's Laravel,
Linux, Arch, by the way, not Apache.
And then MySQL in PHP with Laravel,
and then on the front end, using Laravel Echo.
And so that's the backend,
and that baby runs the communications in and out from Lurkey's
And then it also reaches out like if my Grok, my LOM, you know, MindHive, if it, because
I've got 1200, I'm almost up to 1200 agents
The hardest part right now is coming with names
I mean, it's just a fork you just click of a button to create a new bitch
On the on these things I get all I got that and all these machines from the pawn shop
I I did I do have a server rack room, but I'm just like yeah, like laptops and desktops
I got for 50 bucks at a pawn shop.
Wipe that bitch, put Arch Linux on it, by the way.
I built my operating system from the ground up with DHH,
David Hattamano-Hasson is a crazy son of a bitch
that wrote Ruby on Rails, Basecamp, and 37 Signals.
He made Omachi, and Omachi is the shit
and you write it from the
hardware, the components, you write
every little line of software
you're not writing it yourself, you're pulling in
every single piece of software that's in my computer,
every single computer in my cabana and every phone that I have,
I know every single line of code in it as well.
That's a fun feeling, guys.
It's a fun fucking feeling yo drew i know you guys are talking about real stuff right now but at some point tonight you
have to explain the gas cans you got you have to explain the gas cans in your post i've been
trying to follow it i'm going through all your posts i i ran out of gas i run i it's my thing man i have a jeep
gladiator truck and one of my favorite hobbies is to see how close i can get it to zero uh when i
arrive at a wawa gas station and when you that's your goal in life you tend to run out of gas at
least once every other week or once a month? Are you a Seinfeld guy?
I am not, but I do like that scene.
You know what I'm talking about. I have seen every Seinfeld multiple times, yes.
Every Seinfeld I've seen multiple times.
I don't know if I'm a Seinfeld guy.
It's a Yankee Doodle Dandy show.
I don't like the worldview of Seinfeld, but I don't endorse it.
Yeah, but if you've seen it multiple times, you know the scene I'm talking about
where they're riding it to push the needle below the E.
Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm a Kramer. I am a hundred percent of Kramer. And that show I am Kramer.
That's why I'm kind of vibing with the gas pump posts. And I was kind of
hoping you'd say something similar. So yeah, man, did you know, I need, I asked these little,
these little 20 year olds, like moon Call Corp up here on stage.
He's a starting quarterback.
He's kind of like, you know, I tell you, Moon Call, you know who you like?
You remind me of Arch Manning.
You're like a fucking Arch Manning.
You come from a pedigree.
You got the brain of a pedigree.
You just know how to command a field. You're my Arch Manning. You come from a pedigree, you got the brain of a pedigree, you just
know how to command a field, you're my Arch Manning. And so, you know, we got this 20
something year old guy and all these other 20 something year old guys, decentralized.
And that's fine. It's a tool for its own purpose. You know, it's fast. It's written in Rust.
Rust is an excellent programming language
if you want to go fast and have type safe programming.
I mean, you know, actually, I talked to the guy the other night.
And I love Solana and I love Moon,
but how do you feel about Moon's recent video post
where he's got the whole shiny filter on his face?
He's got like the Snapchat glittering gold filter on his face. He's got the glittering he's got like the Snapchat glittering gold filter
I don't look at Twitter or X
and I click on a space and I join.
How many times do you have to say lurkey
Moon's got a new video post out but yeah
shiny shiny clean skin token he think make the token anything making the payments i i don't i
don't need to say it to get paid literally i don't yo drew i got a question for you yeah that that
coin that you launched yesterday was just 160 000 and sixty thousand in organic volume or what?
I asked a salami kid for five dollars.
He made a drew crew coin to raise me five dollars and they raised me sixteen hundred dollars.
So they just posted that bags app link and people were buying it
People swap and they swap the salamis they swap into the drew crew they swap out of the drew crew either way
I don't give a fuck. They pay me
And that dude is a g I forget he didn't even put his name on there if i knew his name i'd give
him a shout out but i came he didn't put his name he just put a salami at it but he's a g and uh
grateful for him uh for giving me sixteen hundred dollars for my five dollars that i needed in my
gas and my gas can as i was walking five miles there and five miles back uphill both ways in the swamp and the rain and the snow
Yeah, bullish I saw it later on at night and I I didn't really know what was going on
Swap me for it and join my drew crew man. Let's run that bitch back up
I might I might take some of the 1600 and swap it myself
Yeah, plus I could convert a little digital oil called aetherium
I gotta take a little digital and swap it over to salami and then swap that bitch into the drew crew
bullish do you have a post it up you're going to pin it up to the top
Bullish you have a post it up you're gonna pin it up to the top
no i don't really care i've launched 1500 smart contracts i don't really give a fuck about 1600
you should start live streaming when you run out of gas because i would watch that i would watch
you walking and talking to people trying to get gas i. I've done that a hundred times.
Yeah, I mean, I did essentially then.
I was on spaces the whole time.
Lurkey heard the whole thing.
The night before, earlier that same night,
I got arrested on a space and let go within 30 minutes.
And the phone was in the cop car with me the whole time.
I was in the back in handcuffs.
Phone was up there with the cop.
And I got the cops all the data. i got all the data from that cop are you not going to
finish that story you literally said you got arrested on a space like you got to tell that
whole story it's a true story i was in the space i've been trying to get baker acting on a space
and they won't baker act me on space because they know if't Baker act me on a space. Cause they know if they Baker act me on a space,
I can sue that fuck out of them motherfuckers.
Because I can answer the questions of the Baker act,
no matter how whacked out I am,
I can answer those Baker act questions.
You know what I'm saying?
All you gotta know is little fingers,
the current date and then answer no to the next three questions and you can't
but they still will Baker act it, but not if you're on a recorded space and the AI is listening,
because then you got evidence to sue their ass. So what happened? So how did you get arrested?
And then how did you get it to keep you in the space? Like they're not allowed to hang up.
They're not allowed to turn it off. I was, uh, uh, obstructing, uming an ongoing investigation of two Guatemalan kids that were getting sent to Alligator Alcatraz.
And I was interfering with that investigation by pushing not my brother's law firms.
He has two of them in Kentucky.
But I was pushing my neighbor, forthepeople.com,
Matt Morgan. I'm not that big a fan of John Morgan.
He's kind of a prick. But Matt Morgan's a G.
Every time I drive by him, he's walking. I'm walking.
We wave. We talk. We chat.
daddy's farm in the same subdivision.
We're the only ones that own three lots so you know it is what it is there's only 140 lots and and and and
six of them are taken by the roberts and the morgans and we're both from kentucky by the way
and he's morgan raiders he is John Hunt, Morgan's grandson.
We work with them directly actually, so my company
so that's interesting that you are next door
neighbors to him. I work with him
directly with every company I've ever worked with
because then he can't sue you.
It's conflict of interest.
He can't represent anybody who's going against
your company if you hype you just sign a
thousand dollar contract with him to retain him on some shit that's what you do with every good
attorney in your town you just sign a retainer you just pay the man up front and uh nobody
can ever hire that attorney to see you so then all they're left with are the
attorneys down on colonial obt or some shit see me bitch i'm drew roberts i live in the swamp seminole county
when i first launched my first shit hey y'all let me tell some stories now we're on a recorded
because that's why we got in here moon was recording and then moon and then that dude and then that dude tried to pitch me because he heard i had money so he tried to sell me he tried
to scam me he's like hey man you had to buy i got a property i got a beef front property in arizona
and it's got oil on it you should send me some money and some of your Bitcoin and I will let you have some oil.
Did you end up buying that ape
from Davey the other day or no?
Yeah, I don't know if he sent it.
I don't know if he sent the ape. Who cares?
I don't need more mutant apes.
I got these mutant salami things
I'm wearing a mutant salami right now
that's the one I like better than a mutant ape
there's just eggs of liquidity
there ain't nothing cool about those 20k now
you know those 20,000 kids
ain't nothing cool about them
all that was cool is they had some money
along the way and they wasted it
and tried to figure shit out on the other side.
Nah, you're on to some shit, though.
I'll always be seeing motherfuckers rocking some mutant ape
That's because there's so many of them motherfuckers, bro.
There's like 40,000 of them fucking pictures out there.
How the fuck are you going to keep up with all that shit?
Kennels, and then we had 10,000
Serum or 20,000 Serum or some shit.
I don't know how many M2s there were. I don't remember
what the number was on M2s.
Because some of the AIDS we got, some of the
Mutants, I don't think were made with
serum i think they were uh but for so i think there's only 10 000 serum six of them were the
m3s uh and then i don't know how many m2s there were and the rest were m1s i only got m1s with
my apes i'm over and just you know but my my semen ain't working they ain't like pdd semen
you know what i mean yo drew i gotta i gotta jump off my kids waking
up but can you do a drew story hour can you do like a drew arrest drew crazy story hour and then
just invite me because i want to come to that just go to lurkey.app and read you can listen to it or
you can just look at the mind map or you can look at the discussion points of what the cop said and
what i've said and what barbia and why she fell in love with me uh because of my white privilege and how
i got out of the cop car all right i'll have to look that up and if you see matt michael or tim
um just saying that complete care says hello and thank you so much so but i'll jump on another
time with you thank you yeah anytime man, anytime, man. I appreciate you
Hit me up. My phone number
I got you in the DMs. I'll catch that later, but
I got to jump in with the baby. Have a great night.
Just saying, man. Appreciate you.
you act like I'm still on QWERTY
I'm almost going to a split keyboard
but I don't know how to do the
BIM bindings on Dvorak so I'm about to go a split keyboard, but I don't know how to do the BIM bindings on a Dvorak.
Ask Chad, GBT or Gemini what Monsoon, what the number for that is.
I wanted to ask you, did you mint a baby billionaire?
Do you have a baby billionaire?
The answer is no. I've never minted in my life so go ahead what's uh what are you talking
about all right so uh there is like uh the baby billionaire project nfts you know like it's on
solana uh and um like i'm part of the core team uh essentially it's uh like a 6969 nft collection um all hand drew by uh acting uh he's he's from
the u.s uh too like all the the core team members are like u.s based uh i don't care about that are
the cool kids doing it i like the little 20 year olds are they doing it um like the entire team is like if i had one and made it my profile picture why i'd be hip
with the kids well it's definitely it's definitely something that's going to be out there because
we're doing things all right then i'll wait till it mints out i'm out for how close are you to
minting out uh let me let me tell you this like right now we're 10 percent minted out uh all right
all right so we're gonna end this shit right here and you come back when we're 10 minted out uh all right so we're gonna end this
shield right here and you come back when it's 100 minted out and i'll i'll get the
one-on-ones of the collection how about that let's get it i just wanted to tell you real quick uh
what we're doing different uh essentially no this ain't a shield space man as we're talking about
digital oil which has nothing to do with salami it's not even decentralized we're talking about ethereum this is an ethereum space it's in the
title you see it uh 100 no i was just gonna tell you something real quick but um all right go ahead
tell me something real quick no tell me something real quick no essentially you know like uh 99 of
these projects out there they just take the mint money and they, you know, like they go on vacation. I mean, I'm in the space.
That's what every one of my clients,
except for, I think I've had five clients out of 1,500
that have actually tried to do what they said
Yeah, man, everybody goes on vacation.
It's like, so liquidity, you found it.
No, but the thing is, you know, but um the thing is you know like we're
doing it different like we're we're actually proposing value uh to you know like to the space
uh by oh but it's bearish to say that like stop saying that tell everybody you're gonna throw a
damn party just say hey mint this out so we can throw a party and the party's gonna be here at
this beach town and everybody will mint it and come to the party and then
whatever you fucking want to do.
Loki's so true. Loki's so true.
I noticed that even with what David
and I are doing, Crypto Black
Ops, I stopped even talking about like
bro's cooking but I stopped even talking
about like what's going on in the back
and I'm just like, yeah, I like it.
If y'all fuck with us, y'all meant this shit.
Let me tell you exactly why.
because, let's say I have a coffee shop
and go public, which is essentially
what you're doing when you're tokenizing.
You're like, hey, we're going to go on these three coffee shops.
The maximum value of a coffee shop is based on the profits of those three locations,
which you're probably looking at what?
You get maybe a million and a half, if you're good, coffee shops a year.
So you're looking at maybe a 5%, you're looking at maybe a five ten percent margin
maybe a little bit more by the time you pay all those girls uh sit there 24 hours a day
so you're looking at yeah 300 grand let's just say 300 grand all right so you got 300 grand
that you have as a profit margin now on wall sheet you're looking at a 5x see coffee shops
are worth 1.2 million dollars now that is a ceiling on your nft collection or your fungible
token collection a ceiling now if it's a tech company you know you're talking about high rise and and proof collective and moon birds
and you got ryan carson and you know who comes over there from uh you know he's already done
sold some companies you got kevin rose and all his bullshit and you got my guy from orlando
named mazel justin mazel and then you you you do it then you're at a tech company level now you can sell
these things for 20 grand each because you're raising money to start dig.com to restart it
which i'm a proud member of digg.com run by the ceo is out of orlando even though he moved to the
west coast his name is justin mazell if you needed invite you can slide in my
dms girl uh but you got to show up at an event to kyc in person that's pretty badass about dig
uh the new dig oh and they acquired alexis ohanian who started reddit by the way um so that's why you would pay more for a moon bird now if you're a fugazi fugazza pepe dude
you're mimetic you are onboarding your your value add to the world is that you are a frog
that if i put you on my bumper sticker people on 4chan know that I'm into crypto.
People in the real world know I'm into crypto.
If I walk in with a pepe on my shirt, I'm mimetically communicating.
I'm far right wing crypto motherfucker who you don't want to mess with because I will, I have friends on the dark web of 4chan
through Pavel Dharov's application
I could have a laser pointer on your damn
you know what I'm saying?
ceiling, there's no ceiling.
On a tech company like Google and shit,
even when they throw around buzzwords like AI,
they got a 15x, 18x multiple ceiling.
Read Reminiscences of a Stock Broker.
The thing is, like, there is reverse IPOs.
The thing is, like, there is
There's a book, Reminiscences
that you all need to read if you're
in cryptocurrency. It's about 1920s
guy. Before there was regulation in
wrote a diary, and it's the shit.
whatever you think in terms of, terms of what stocks are doing,
some have dividends, but also from pure utility,
you're buying into a company that generates.
All utility really means both ways.
The definition of that is, though, is external revenue source.
Whatever, because all the people care about in this space The definition of that is, though, is external revenue source, right? And, like, whatever.
Because all the people care about in this space is fucking, you know, price.
You got your people that are there for vibes.
I can't mute you, so I might just mute you from code.
No, you're trying to mute me because I was preaching right now.
he bought $10,000 of them.
And he hasn't sold a fucking one.
a couple loans to buy 150
acres in Costa Rica on the beach and he took a loan to
buy his dream vacation home here in florida uh and then he you know at the beginning of a bear
and in the bottom of a bear and then he paid those loans off you know at the top of the pool
um but why would you ever sell bitcoin he's that's? We're not talking about Bitcoin, though.
And we're not talking about that client either.
So what we're talking about is
when you offer a service,
you want to cater to those that are wealthy.
Now, if you want to make my roommate from college
your little salami shit coin you got to understand how he thinks he wants he believes in the core
cypherpunk ethos the ethos of cryptocurrency and he wants that ethos to spread throughout the world and for his children to have
that ethos in his their classrooms at school so he won't bat a fucking eye at a pepe frog
be it when his son when he shows his son a picture of a pepe frog and his son
looks at that pepe frog and thinks that's kind of cool might then it's something kind of cool
my roommate from college can throw a hundred million dollars at a pepe
my roommate from college can throw like he did in 2017 in december when i was up there he bought ethereum for under a dollar
you know he doesn't give a fuck about a digital oil he got digital oil why do you need why do
he need listen i do in the other space talk about real oil he got digital oil he can fucking buy
all of texas you know every you know he buy whatever the fuck you want on a loan on his bitcoin on a loan on his digital
oil through aave you know what i'm saying so when he looks at something he says oh there's this
brand new thing i want to support gaming on the blockchain so the first gaming on the blockchain is CryptoKitties. Let's support it and see if we can Chaos Monkey, which is a great book by Gabrielle about Facebook.
Let's see if we can Chaos Monkey the blockchain and test the limits.
They got Ethereum to crash.
So he bought CryptoK Kitty number 5. I was up
there in Kentucky with him. Ugliest little
And I was like, man, what are you doing with this cat?
And if you want to go look at it,
you can go to Crypto Kitty
Yeah! Woo! can go to crypto kitty crypto kitties.com yeah yeah yeah crypto kitties.co four slash kitties for crypto kitty does four slash kitty four slash five and somebody can pull that up and read the
bio he wrote it himself so what does a man like that who says this is the michael scott of crypto
kitties by a gen one crypto kitty have to tell you it is he spent twenty thousand dollars on a
jpeg on a tuesday while i was there at his office and i called him a retard and on friday
He goes, hey, Drew, I sold that crypto kitty.
And at the time, I was working for him on a W-2, making six figures.
And in three days, he flipped a JPEG for over a six-figure profit.
for over a six-figure profit.
That's why when I was at Chantel Williams' restaurant,
my mama's restaurant that I'm going to right now,
at the end of April of 2021,
when he slid across the table and he said,
the culture, what's hip with the kids, the top shot,
I don't give a damn about what they look like I don't care about monkey pictures
I wouldn't put it on my wall
but if it's a monkey picture
that's cool with the kids
the mental model of the crypto kitty
that could be worth something
is a new thing what's new about it oh it's a profile picture because the crypto punks never
crypto punks never put it up on social media they were cypher punks that was a free mint
ain't nobody even care about those crypto pun until later. It's like the rocks.
Not until after Yuga came around, didn't even care about that shit.
Because that even, that's just somebody's smart contract that it got issues with.
They had to rewrite that smart contract.
So the CryptoKitties is really version two. That's why the V0 CryptoKitties are, that's why the whole joke is, who's the V0 CryptoKitties?
Because the V1 were shit.
You couldn't even buy or sell them.
You had to go to their damn website and they didn't even work.
They were free and they didn't even work.
It was a bad written, poorly written solidity contract.
So they, after CryptoKitties took down the whole fucking blockchain, the foundation had to approve a request for comment
and the foundation approved that shit.
So now we got a standard for how to do non-fungible tokens.
And then we came up with a better standard
called the ERC1155 pushed forward by Uniswap,
which is the standard for fungible tokens,
to be put inside of a smart contract
that is a non-fungible token,
You could put ERC-20 in any fucking smart contract.
And you just write vanilla solidity for that.
But if you want to put it inside
a non-fungible token standard
and have it hold ERC-20s in there,
And that's why I came out with the ERC-420,
which I never even submitted
to the foundation because i don't give a fuck i just want it for myself and my clients and that's
the trust fund one uh where you can sell your endow your trust fund uh it vests your erc 20s
inside of an 1155 and you can vest it for whatever time period you set on there and you can vest them
for different time periods depending on the there and you can vest them for different
time periods depending on the erc 20s you know what i'm saying and when they were deposited and
when they were starting the investment all that shit and you can have a cliff you do the whole
cliff thing and then you have a you know the drawback and you use it for your founding team
and shit you can't do any of this on chain on on salami. Salami's great because it takes the Bitcoin mentality
of being a message bus using call data.
So everything, all operations happen off-chain, which is actually brilliant.
And that's what I told Totally the other night. I'm like, man,
I agree with the e-scription, the ordinals, the runes model
of having operations off-chain just using the blockchain for what it's good at, which is sequential transaction history that's public and decentralized and transparent.
the cell phone carrier that replaces and extinguishes and puts out of business
AT&T, Verizon, Antimobile, and any other motherfucker throughout the world
that tries to run a cell phone company using the HTTP or HTTPS protocol
or SMS protocol or any fucking protocol.
We don't even need cell phone towers.
That's why I think that they're going to sell out.
Cell phone towers are the's why I think that they're going to sell out. Cell phone towers
do we have cell phone towers?
Burn them all, tear them all down,
and let's move over to salami
Or they sell out to somebody
or Apple or something like that
it all gets restructured i want to add that a lot of people don't understand the difference between
you know like solana and cythereum and that's you know like one is monolithic and the other one is
modular i would say for transparency you know like the key is uh ev, you know, like EVM chains. But I'm definitely, you know, like both have.
EVM, well, Cardano does it too, Haskell.
They have on-chain computing.
EVM, Ethereum virtual machine,
just means you have computing on-chain
versus all your computations need to be done off-chain
and then be verifiable on-chain.
That's the only difference.
There's sound tech literally
everywhere, but it's just like, is the
value behind the tech going to
go up? That's why you just
bet on the theory. No, nobody gives a damn about
fucking commodity. Who cares about the
price of gold, silver, oil, bullshit?
You have to have liquidity on-chain
for any of that activity.
What is the price of gas? What is the price of gas?
What is the price of gas?
if everything was electric
and nobody used gas anymore,
the value of gas wouldn't be there.
You have to have people using change.
Then electricity would be $3 cares no electricity nobody gives a fuck
i'm never switched away from gas i use gas as a generator i use gas as generator that's why i ran
out of gas at the kava bar i was charging 10 laptops and a server that was running lll model
all in my truck which is why and i left it running all night was
right right out of gas and i go walk to wawa it's a big you're killing me bro anyway i just wanted
to tell you drew that i'm uh like send me your solana addy i want to give to a baby bro like uh
let's get it drew roberts.swamp man come on, man. I came on my own unstoppable domain.
the googly gap, I send you the googly
The development in the ERC
Help me, help me. Somebody help me.
I know that the development
in the ERC structure is definitely
proof that there is more so like the banking layer as each contract develops.
They offer different resources.
All right. Man, the they closed? All right.
Man, the barn's about to close, boys.
Make sure you get your honey.
I was supposed to be in Tampa tomorrow.
I like that place. I'm kind of near Gulf Coast. Yeah, Mobile's a mobile. I was supposed to be in Tampa tomorrow. I got family in Mobile. I like that place.
I'm working on a pyramid in Mobile.
Do you know that? Out of stone.
blockchain technology and no cellular, Bluetooth, or any type of devices allowed.
Ladies, I have a question for you.
You're setting up like a...
This big guy out here with me, he's never been to the bar.
Can you explain it to him?
I want to get some coffee.
So basically, it's like a line
dance bar all right uh it's really fun and so you do line dancing and swing dancing and you meet new
people and other stuff but that's basically what kind of music y'all playing like uh like the
harlem shuffle uh ice ice baby like, like kind of, what are we,
what are we two stepping to?
it's kind of like a lot of different,
basically any song that you could do a line dance to.
for sure. We can get down to the wop.
How many people are here?
Quick math. Wait, no. Yeah, quick math.
He just handed me his phone and then walked away.
These are like the Drew Roberts fan club right here.
This is the Drew Roberts fan club.
We're going to put you down now.
We're leaving. Have a down now. We're leaving.
Just dropped Drew's food.
Shout out to everyone on the space.
Counselor, what's going on?
I tried to tell her now I tried to tell her
this is the Drew Roberts fan club
see they're not even 21 they got red X's
he's my quarterback on the crypto team.
Hell yeah, what's good bro?
I've been stopping like five wall walls. I went down
Don't drink the fucking wall of coffee.
If you drink the wall of coffee
you piss yourself for fucking
A wall of coffee will make you piss
Tell him what's up. You got a minute. Let me run my code first. Let me say what's up? Hey, I'm in it. Yeah, let me let me run my
Let me say what's up. Are y'all at the wall right now?
Yeah, I'm at the wall wall. Oh, yeah, Kyle Kyle. I go way back
He even did a bet he vouched for me in a video for a girl
Yeah, real shit real shit. This girl thought I was this girl thought when I went to Wawa, I was buying drugs.
And she thought I'd go to Sanford just to drive drugs.
She called me a coke head or whatever she called me.
And I was like, oh, that's the wrong card.
Yeah, I got to pull up that.
All right, there we go Yeah, is that amazing?
Tell them what just happened tell them again. What just happened on the go you just paid with your new k-pass
All right, cash card card that xyz
It said I say said now the the China man from Hong Kong
China man from Hong Kong you pay with your own your own
You pay with your own your own
I'm part of their community, but I had nothing to do with the creation of this card
But I pay with stable coins. Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, I now we open up on base network finally I was bitching at him
I sent him a bunch of like mean emails. I like I signed up 40 people to your damn service
own service if you don't add base chain and they did good so i could do usdc on base and the
government don't know about it right under their nose yeah yeah kyle good seeing you brother i'll
be back i'm having a tampa tonight i got swing at the mobile i'll be back a couple days yo drew i
the address you told me it's it's returning invalid bro uh can you can you just message me
your uh actual solana adi the gm oh no the one the one that is sent to you that was not sent to you
by me because i have not sent you an address that's a nigerian scam bro i didn't say that you
send me one i said that the one that you
sent here on the space is
returning invalid. So I'm asking you
to send me your Solana address.
It's a one-time registration.
Yeah, send it to the counselor. Hey to counselor okay i'm gonna check the information
i own counselor three nfts so send him that nft and i'll swap those nfts for the one that you
send to me so counselor's a middleman here plus i think i own 40 bucks it's uh stables 40 stables
uh so he'll get 40 stables in the process and by the time he extorts me it'll be like 100 stables 40 stables uh so he'll get 40 stables in the process and by the time he extorts me it
would be like 100 stables
all right yeah hey trin i appreciate it and i will have it and i'll rep it as my pfp if you
send it to counselor and i once it gets my addy tomorrow when I send them those three, when I get down to Tampa, I'll rep that as my PFP.
You guys, do you have a cowboy hat and a cigar trait?
That's my question for you.
We do have a Texan hat, fam.
Do you have any one-on-ones in the collection already?
We do have 20 billionaires, actually,
and we have two billionaires already minted
Can't be any kids rolling down the street
Shit. All right. Well, what was you saying? We have uh, 20 one-on-ones, uh, like which are all billionaires
Already, it will musk has been minted
Yeah, how many billionaires have been uh added to like 20 billionaires one-on-ones and elon musk has been minted? 20 billionaires have been added to like 20 billionaire one-on-ones.
And Elon Musk has been minted.
And I believe who was the...
No, we have 20 billionaires that are one-on-ones.
So you have 10,000 in your collection and there's 20 that are one-on-ones?
And one of them, Elon Musk, has been minted already. Yep. What's the offer on him?
What's the offer on elon? I believe the guy was selling it for like 200 salam or something like this
All right, put him in touch with counselor and i'm gonna shake his ass down
Oh, wait is he a student anonymous guy? All right, but him in touch with counselor and I don't shake his ass down. Oh Anonymous guy
What what you were breaking there is he suit anonymous or does he go by his real name?
Have no idea bro. I have to check around. What age is he?
around what age is he he's about uh 24 i think perfect counselor send that once you get that
uh username you send that over to faynon tell him to tell him to pull the django on that ass
and uh i want it uh i want it asap tell him just give me the e-line otc otc thank you
Tell him just give me the e-line OTC OTC. Thank you
All GCD of family, let's get it and by the way, I did send you on TG the docs link where you can read all about the baby nurse fam
Don't send to me send a counselor man
Spansy max ain't here's counselors in charge of my defense. He's my middle linebacker. You see a picture of counseling
Counselor is a fucking middle linebacker. You see a picture of Counselor? Counselor's a fucking middle
but he built like a middle linebacker.
when you sent me that picture,
How many girlfriends you got?
You know, kids and girls still love the fucking, bro.
You'll need them later when you get the moiler, okay?
Stay away from the girls.
As Jeff the Russian and Tully the Russian say, planes first, women later.
Right. I'll give you some feedback as soon as I can.
Drew, he sent me the stuff.
I'm going to check it out.
Hey, shout out to this man coming on stage.
He likes this thing called the bit coin and they have an atm right up here that you can put
into bitcoin or get out from the bitcoin it's kind of cool tell us about it you in the atm business
johnny yo yo yo what's good i am in fact not but they do have Bitcoin ATMs everywhere
Where I'm at man like every single gas station in Louisiana where I'm at Scott one man, let's go
That's something about my boy down in uh, South South Florida. He's a good kid. He lives in Boca
He runs, what's the name?
He has a digital app, too.
I interviewed him on the podcast.
So, like, right from the get-go, he's using the lamp stat.
He's using Apache instead of Arch, but whatever.
So, what's going on, man?
I've been here for a minute.
I appreciate you bringing me up, man see y'all yeah i was i was ranting well first ctmz uh like went off on called her a bitch and all this other
shit so they didn't let me on their stage so then i went off calling her even more bad words
and then blocked all them kicked them all out of the groups. They're just trying to create drama.
And they're like, they're really just trying to have sex with Jason Williams
is what we found out tonight, an alchemist.
They just want to go fly into town and have sex with them.
You know, it's free world.
But I didn't want to be a part of that anymore.
So I left that group and then I joined this unrecorded space and then Moon followed me up in there. And so then I told
Moon to hit record on his phone. And then I went on, I've been practicing the speech. So I gave
the speech. And then I got this scammer dude who was a co-host trying to sell me Arizona beachfront property oil rigs or some bullshit.
And I said, why do I want oil?
Why the fuck do I care about oil?
My grandfather has oil he's got 18,000 acres
Next to the Walton ranch in mineral wells, Texas and hill country
He got oil. I don't want oil. I want digital oil
So he went off and was bitching around calling me a retard
So I called him every expletive I could think of
So he kicked me out of the space and
then i opened up digital financial advice space and here we are huh and here we are
talking about ethereum and salami dude i've become a salami dude. All right. Did I tell you this, Johnny Bitcoin?
You know I used to be a Bitcoin maxi.
Like, I never saw a reason for silver to gold until I understood that you could do computing
and that Ethereum is the operating system.
It's the AWS, the Google Cloud of the new world.
And then I was like, oh, shit, I'm in.
So it was 12 bucks and i was in
i'm like i'm all in so then i got pretty much got rid of my bitcoin i like you know i have some of
course you gotta have digital gold but i like i'm all in on ethereum like studying that shit
learning it understand how the blocks work going learning doing the things who's vitalik who's
this charles oskinson who's all these guys in the foundation, the federation?
And it's like a shit show, man.
Like they got foundation fights and shit.
He started doing whiteboards in 2017,
made his own blockchain for the little girls that like ADA,
you know, the handicap signs.
They follow right along in college
That's why the girls like
ADA bathrooms, they got the
Pilates thing in the ADA bathrooms.
practice their thing in the mirror
So that's why they like Ada Cardano.
And so, and then plus then he has all these long white papers written up and has their college professors read them to those girls in school.
And so they fall in love with Uncle Chuck on his big ranch.
with Uncle Chuck on his big ranch.
And that's what Ada, that's why it was built.
And that's why it was built.
salad-eating hippity-dippity
But I still kind of line more.
I like Uncle Chuck, but I still kind of
from an ethos perspective,
cypherpunk movement, I'm more
at this point in life, I'm pretty much
for life, you know, like this is my
and I've even gotten pretty heavy on the
bass chain, even though I hate Coinbase, you know
it is what it is. They came out with
X402, I hate Zuckerberg but. They came out with X402.
But when he came out with React, I was like, all right, that's kind of the shit.
I kind of like Zuck a little bit.
But now that TikTok came out with links, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
And we got Aha Stack by Caleb Porzio.
If you're writing React in 2026, you a loser.
And so I switched on over you know and when
ago tiktok came out with links
this ex former google guy
he's chinaman he came out with
this operating system that runs a
called links and links for a native
app application you might it's even better than writing in swift or in kotlin uh because it's
the shit uh and it's spelled for uh the lurkies it's spelled l y n x and then the aha stack that's
alpine js by caleb porzo used to work for me he's the one
that made laravel live wire which is the shit if i could do anything i would do laravel live wire
server side render everything like that's what i would do but what you need in this new brave new
world you need your x402 to be on the lamp stack and then you need all your front end sites to be on the AHA stack
with Laravel Reverb and Echo.
dude on a big ranch in Montana
JSON is a bitch because he likes
JavaScript. We all hate JavaScript
We like Kayla porzeos Alpine J is not JavaScript, you know, and then
Hey, I'm talking about program the last ones astro by github and then we hate bill gates
But what's up? Y'all what's up? It's my sister guys. Hey as moon moon bad my sister
What's going? It's my sister, guys. It's Moon. Moon, God, my sister. What's going on, sister?
I'm eating some guacamole.
It's just got some nice fucking jalapenos in it.
Hey, my other sister's anti-social, but we might get a hello.
Hey moon, you better say hi first. Oh is the other sister not the same. Oh
Hey other sister what's happening in your work? What's new? Hi anything exciting?
That's a go say she's anti-social. Come back over here.
Where did the counselor go?
Counselor, in the pill box, I want you to put a picture of you.
This is a linebacker in Nigeria.
He's as fast as a free safety.
Put your picture down the pill box.
Hey, counselor, I'm trying to get you a green card, man.
The Nigerian Joel Embiid, man.
I'll try to get you a U.S. passport.
Hey, get your smile in front of the mirror, and let's see what you look like.
I'm going to show you off.
I know I got the wrong decision. Mirror and let's see what you look like. I want to show you off And we try to turn my sister
I'll try I'll try I'll try to get my sister on that bbc
Yeah, these little dudes last night I ran out of gas down in West Palm
I walk into the gas station and Wawa
I walk past 12 gas station to get to Wawa
I need two gallons. I see this little kid
The moon right here for five bucks. He launched a shitcoin, gave me $1,600 of salami. Yeah, it's for games, but guys, it's not real money, you know what I mean? But I filled up my gas tank and he got me back here. You know what I'm saying?
So that's what the counselor helped with that.
I don't know if I ever understand Bitcoin and Coinbase and all that shit. Okay, so that's what the counselor helped with that
Well, your mama knows mama picked it up she around she had time
Because her bike not working right now. It's the only reason. Oh, Harley's now?
She's that's how I thought you.
She said she was out of town riding.
It was like three days ago.
I mean, yeah, she's been out of the Hummer for about three days.
Oh, she and the Hummer are out of town.
No, I mean, no, I'm afraid.
She's a ride-in-a-rounder.
Right now, Dave has a 100.
So, she don't have a 100.
What happened to the Camino?
I worked out of the Hummer. That's good? But Calvin driving that or what?
Alright, I'm heading out. Y'all, anything business alright tonight?
Or y'all need it? They good?
Alright, good. Y'all doing fine business all right tonight? Or y'all need... They good? All right, good.
Y'all did fine on the tip side?
All right, well, I got...
When you need some salami, I got some for you.
Drew, check the bubble pills, bro.
Say what? Check the bubble pills bro say what
they prefer women over men
it doesn't make any sense it's the queerest thing there ever was but that's what they do In America, some of these women, they prefer women over men.
It doesn't make any sense.
It's the queerest thing there ever was, but that's what they do.
It's contrary to human nature.
I don't know if they do that in Nigeria.
God bless their souls, Drew.
God bless each and every one.
I'm about four tall ones deep.
I'm about ready to go play ball.
I'm not saying I'm holier than thou.
You know what I'm saying?
I might end up at a strip club.
I don't watch out how this night goes. I just drink some coffee.
I got to get over to Tampa.
I can get in at a casino.
Yeah, them casino. That sounds like a little too high class for me you know what i mean but shit have a good night roll them dice i hope you get something good
yeah i also i need my laser pointer i'm on a college bar
it's college kids like me they didn't press present late. How you doing?
What is Tyler? I have a lot of.
You look like you are a little bouncer.
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry, sorry Man, where's him live stream at?
Drew, I don't see what's cracking out there, man
I said, where that live stream at?
I don't see what you cooking over there, man
What's to it? I don't see what you're cooking over there, man. What's to it?
This guy's fucking a cigar.
I didn't get mine on my truck.
I only got COVID, hey, I don't have my laser pointer.
Now, let's put a polymarket out here for the green or the red.
Hey, Brandon Marshall gave me this hat.
Go Knights. Go Knights. Charge on.
All right, I'm putting a polymarket on green.
Unless he makes a mistake right here.
And... Let's see what he does.
He made the correct decision. Alright.
I'm talking cartoon characters.
characters. What's up, guys? How's it going?
What's going on man it's cooking
tonight yeah we're killing i were playing connect four it's uh oh five seven by the crypto game
seven by six crypto gamblers some uh seven by six seven across six down up and down it's to do eight across from one two three four five six seven
like an excel sheet yeah so explain it so they can bet they got that they got that they got
understand the layout all right tell them how that goes well let her she's smarter than all of us
you mind telling my internet friends why not
Y'all playing competitive connect
Four live for some money and shit
Oh, I gotta get some Copenhagen
You want some? It's real welcome.
You go at night, ain't you?
These guys are sitting in the crypto.
You can have them for free.
This dude right here, counseloror, this Nigerian.
Hey, Counselor, you put your picture down there?
Yeah, I did, bro. Check it out.
All right, look, I'm checking it out.
We're checking you out right now.
That boy right there bought you Copenhagen. That there. Oh, that boy about you Copenhagen
Where's Copenhagen? You handed it to you. I got another one in the truck. You want it?
Yeah, you got the Copenhagen? I handed it to you. How drunk are you? I just handed you
I just handed you Copenhagen. You want the coffee first?
Copenhagen. You want the coffee first? What? You want coffee first?
You want to play Connect Four?
Hell yeah, I want to play Connect Four.
Yeah, it's the best game there is.
All right, so, all right.
This guy right here is in Columbia.
He bought that Copenhagen, too.
Where's Adam Bitcoin? No, he left. He doesn't left. Oh man. This guy's Johnny. All you guys are cool, man
All you guys are cool. Nah, we just, these are nomads
You know that lifestyle? Nice. It's a lifestyle where you don't get a W-2. You don't get
No contract, no employee, right? Yeah, you don't run a business
When we get revenue in it just divvies it up
Amongst us into a collective, a co-op.
We're in a co-op internet computer club together from around the world and it's on the Ethereum
You're off Bitcoin onto Ethereum?
Well, I have enough Bitcoin.
I got Bitcoin at $200. I don't even fucking more Bitcoin.
I don't know a whole bunch about it. I know a little bit about it.
The only thing you need to know about is a scam.
Yeah, that's about all that I know about it.
That's all you need to know about it.
So Ethereum can't be much different than if it's Bitcoin.
No, Ethereum, you can write code on it so you can make your own scams.
Bitcoin, you can just be scammed.
On Ethereum, you can make your own scams.
And on Solana, you can make even bigger scams like Trump did.
Man, please tell me you're not at the bar telling people you own Bitcoin and that you do with scams.
This is unheard of behavior right now.
You don't like Dirt Road.
Hey, Dirt Road, you want to be a co-host?
I don't know how to do all that.
Let's see what's going on with it.
Yeah, what'd you do to Copenhagen, man?
We got extra long cut Copenhagen from Wawa.
I'm going to get another can i'm gonna give
you two of the cans i'm gonna give you a cigar and there's coffee there if you need it yo thank
you man what's your name mike hey guys y'all say hi to mike hey what's up guys what's going on
be safe out there wherever y'all at be safe are you y'all at, be safe. Are you going to sit here?
Yeah. Five minutes? Yeah, of course.
Talk to them and I'll go get the shit.
What's up, guys? What's going on, man?
I'm having some tall ones tonight, too. Some
wild turkey right now. You know what I mean?
Sitting back, smoking in the grouse.
Yeah, it's a good drink, man.
It's a good drink. I'll fuck around with it.
So is the theory and better or is Bitcoin better?
Man, someone else better answer. I only own Bitcoin, but you know what I mean?
I'm not the craziest in the technology the way these cats are
You know me drew know what he's talking about. I don't even know what's going on
So you got to talk a little better into your mic, brother. We can't hear you too good.
Android phone. It's not an iPhone.
I just can't hear Council too good.
You sound a little quiet, man. Hi, are you good at cloud and clear drew you know, I mean, I just can't hear council too good. He's trying to look quiet man
I gotta say both BTC and Ethereum have their strengths and the best
Way to go ahead is to be diversified and not in a single asset
This is trend skills here here so you got all some
BTC you got all the time ethereum as well and um yeah just position yourself rotate capital
we live in times where you know like digital assets give you freedom so
coming out of me where I've uh I've been in crypto for the past 10 years and uh
with my whole life around it you know like uh supporting my family supporting my my wife and kid so you know like uh positioning in crypto is crucial bro
what's everybody doing yo we have obi Obi in the chat. We have Zen Lewinsky, Happy.
Bro, how are you doing? Just Dirt Bro, bro.
good. I'm over here in Alabama, man.
Me and Drew just met the other day
and shit. We're just, you know, cutting
up. I'm not too familiar with all the technology side of this stuff. Like I said, I buy a whole Bitcoin here and there. Well, me and drew just made the other day shit. We're just you know
Side of this stuff like I said, I buy a whole big coin here and there and I mean I got a pretty decent stack I don't talk about too much and I don't
Mean I'm just here for a good time. I like you like the way talk
Appreciate I'm going to drop your follow. You're going to sing, bro. I appreciate it, man.
I thought it was a phone call.
There's a whole bunch of people on it.
There's a whole chat going on.
You can't do anything now until you have a fingerprint, so...
I think Drew is on the loose.
Yeah, it sound like Drew flirt with the bartender.
He trying to get him a little something sweet tonight to take home.
I understand it. You don't know me.
He's over the back of the truck.
You can't stop the man, bro.
Man, I take y'all on the other side of the world.
No, I hear you, counselor.
Y'all on the other side of the world, y'all by the broad daylight right now?
Is it daytime right now or what?
It's already 8.30 a.m. for me here.
I don't know about counselor.
You guys are up early in the morning, man.
It's about 1 in the morning for me.
I got to be hitting the hay here soon, but it's Friday night,
so I figure I see Drew up late, and I'm finna jump up late too. It's 1 in the morning for me, you know what I mean? I got to be hitting the hay here soon, but it's Friday night,
so I figure I see Drew up late, and I'm finna jump up late, too.
Why you got your own hand up, Drew?
You trying to get called on?
You're the leader of the crew.
His eyes is always up, bro.
So, yeah, it's AM for me.
It's 7. It's 7 right now, bro.
Where are you from, bro, Trent?
I'm over here in Alabama, man.
But Trent, where are you at, Trent?
Trent's case is from Bulgaria, from Eastern Europe.
And it's like 8.30, 8 a.m. for me.
Here's shortly going to be tap again, going to the gym,
and then all back to work in my home office.
A lot of work needs needs
to be done today so all poorly and uh ready to scale the trends fam right right right amazing
man bro shout out to you and uh shout out to uh all the uh the baby bill is out here and uh you
know i i would have rocked this uh pfp someday but you know i'm so committed
and uh i want to get monetized maybe after i get monetized i could rock that pfp and make that
right i love it and uh shout out to you bro you're back bro you should you should tap into our spaces
because we teach people how to get monetized and stuff like uh yeah i'm gonna give you the sauce
on how you can how you can uh monetize on X real quick like tap in the winner circle which is
my community you can see it under my profile and come on these spaces that we
host because you're gonna learn you know like this awesome you know like how you
can get monetized quick I'm locked in I'm locked in you I'm locked in. You know, we also have a space also where,
a couple of the Dodgy.Docs member teaches how to,
get monetized at the Monetization HQ.
And anywhere you're talking about monetization,
you're going to find council out there.
I'm in the Winner Sarko community.
I'm going to talk with you guys.
I want in one of the spaces.
Sure. Let's get it. I appreciate it. And yeah, and yeah sure i'm gonna talk with you guys uh i want in one of the spaces sure
let's get it i appreciate it and um yeah i see i see you're a part of the general dogs africa bro
Don't you tell your larger sister might you tell your sister?
Hey, take one with her. I took one. Well take one with her nigga out baby. I know you are
You are fatal is yours jersey and be ice for jerky
It's fucking fucking magic
You're out there the bar from around in makes keys shit, man
What you doing drew man? I swear you surprise me every time I get on the mic.
They're cartoon characters.
Why do you use one of them's AI?
Why would you ask me one's AI?
Because you guys see the AI lines here or not.
You're about funny as hell
You flirting on them ladies inside the spaces right now, man
Trying to brag about having Nigerians
Hey, you did you go to high school?
It's not nice to be lighter
Oh, I appreciate it, though
Thank you You're welcome Thank you so much Have you seen Well, I need a lighter. It's not nice to light it. I appreciate it, though.
Have you seen her before?
Man, what event are you at right now?
Give us a breakdown what Drew sees.
What's going on over there?
Tim, you got some athletes.
You're an athlete, girl? Yeah. I want Trinity prep. Huh, I'm an athlete. You're an athlete girl. Yeah. I want training prep.
Oh, you're fancy. You have money.
I have no money. I have zero money. Brandon Marshall gave me that. You didn't even know him.
He's older than you two. You could be his daughter. Why are we on the phone with AI?
Alright, we're not on the phone with AI anymore.
You don't get my crypto. Tell them what you know.
Drew drunk right now, giving everyone in a bar his phone. Is this what's going on right now?
Let's have a conversation. I'm AI.
Come on, man. Suit to shit.
Let's hear what you're going to say.
I ain't never seen nobody at the bars with their phone out,
handing their phone to people around him.
I swear to God, I want to know what it's been this man's head right now.
On him Monday, Tuesday, Drew, you got to start going live stream.
You probably have 1,200 people watching this bullshit.
Hey, man, it's my first time I got a request you see the request counselor. I know your co-host too. You're bringing them up. All right, here we go
What's going on you don't gotta raise your hand who's over here getting drunk with all that females in the bar We don't know what's going on you could just talk
Drew's not gonna stop talking so you could just talk over him just pretend he ain't here
He's getting drunk at the bar man we're having a good time
I'm not sure what's going on
I'm just trying to see what's going on
I'm just trying to see what Drew's up to
Hell yeah it's official we're all talking like we're on the next hell man
I feel like I got walkie talkie in here dude You know what I mean we're all talking like we're on the next hill, man. I feel like I got walkie-talkie in here, dude
You know what I mean? We're all talking walkie-talkies
Whatever information that to know about you?
You said you have an hour.
So in an hour, what information do I need to know about you?
Um, in the living studio.
Out of resume, I don't play anything.
they didn't pick it, ask him or something.
You know Drew got no earbud on.
He got his phone in his pocket man
It's on mute his volumes on one and he just sitting around fuck around man. I swear that's what he doing right now
Good ladies for yeah, I need to fight it off pretty
I mean so I'm you were here and everything you gotta say not like you dogs and shit Yeah, I need to find it off pretty quick. I need to find my friends. You shit ain't on mute, Drew.
We're hearing everything you gotta say.
Not like you docks and shit, but just over on the same page.
I don't know where that's at.
How'd you think I'd talk to them all over there?
I'd have to go back to you.
I'm all over there. I'm all over there. I'm all over there. I'm all over there. I'm all over there. I
I'm trying to ask you guys a question over what's going on. Let's see if we tag along here, right?
Is this how the spaces normally go with Drew? Is this what's going on lately or what?
How's it going over my life right now?
I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.
I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.
I know. I know shooting his shit. I'm just curious.
I've seen him off of video talking to somebody like a food truck people.
I mean, good people for sure. I just don't understand.
And they said digital oil finance advice. I'm not giving anybody financial. I'm a co-host. I don't even know financial advice
Yeah, but I'm saying you got a space that's called digital oil financial advice and it sounds like you in a bar
Shoot with women you think that anyone
Amen drew can I give you a suggestion brother?
Can you change your space title from digital oil financial advice to like anything else put drunk at the ball?
Tell me what are you only talking about baby? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah alright man
I'm editing the space title
that's what we're doing tonight
I'm changing the space title
Molly I think is what her name is
yo Drew did you leave my house? no I don't know. Molly, I think is what her name is.
Howdy, darling. Oh my goodness. Howdy, darling.
You're what? You're what?
Avalanche. Get out. There's a good country music coming out of Avalanche. You're what I'm from Texas Where in Texas? I believe
Get out there's a good that's a good country music
Jackal Armadillo Jackal that. Yeah, that's my favorite song
I'll ride around my truck. I killed all my deals. There's our dog. Yeah, you know my favorite song tell me your fears
Hey boys, I'm done counselor. Do you see those nails. Tell us about those nails
Billbox one of them nails
Okay, hey, yo drew man, you still there change the space title to having fun
Oh look or some line able to cowboy
pull up or something like that with a cowboy.
It said digital oil finance.
I ain't never given no one of financial advice
a day in my life, brother. We're at the bar.
You know what I'm saying?
Hey, counselor, tell us about
Tell her you got her done.
I love you got by a friend.
Her friend did it, counselor.
Hey, she a queen, ain't she? She looks good on it. Hey, I'm 42. That's cute, bro. I love it. Hey, she's a queen, ain't she?
So you rotate the numbers.
All right. She's mine, bro.
Can you translate from Higa Booga to me?
He's in Lego Land. I'm bringing it right here to Lego Land.
Oh, yeah. Look at that in the background.
You mind taking a picture of us?
I like that. Can I take a to put your hat without your face. Okay, put my hair some hats.
Why don't you get your hair in? Just the hat. Put the hat there.
I'm gonna take a picture of us.
I'm not taking a picture of anybody. Oh, just the hat?
Yeah, that's it. That's it. I just want to put the hat down there.
And darling, it got you, right?
It was the hat that got you.
Hell yeah, it was a smile.
When you have perfect teeth, it means you're nervous.
All right, I'm gonna spit out my Copenhagen.
Yeah, it's tobacco in my mouth.
That ain't that be appropriate
I just want you to realize
I just realized the volume was all the way down.
Am I in trouble about this?
I don't know. Your timing is also impeccable.
A girl about three days ago.
I went down to West Palm.
You're in West Palm? No, no. I was in West Palm
for the last three days. Why? I had for business.
What's in this business? I write smart content.
I'm not smart, but I write smart content.
I made cartoon pictures on the blockchain.
Oh, that's why you're on the phone.
No, you said my name is Drew. And when you came No! Oh, you said that my name is Drew, and when you came to the line you said,
Alright, call him in that.
Man, you robbers often changed tonight, man.
You know, we're having a good time trying to figure this shit out, I swear.
You change that space title though whenever you get to change.
I changed your drink, I said it's not you.
And then I was drinking, and I said he's drinking his cigars. You're Yeah. Do you want a hat swap? No, yours is not a trucker hat. I can't wear it. I don't want a trucker hat.
Guess how much I got to wear.
They probably gave me two.
They probably gave me two.
What's Avalanche College?
Avalanche. Avalanche. No. What's Avalyn College? ACU.
Yeah, they're the one by Kentucky players.
Oh, is that your time again?
I can put my laptop in my car.
I'm not going to go check.
I can put my laptop in my car.
I'm not going to go check.
I'm not going to go check.
I'm not going to go check.
I'm not going to go check.
I'm not going to go check.
I'm not going to go check. I'm not going to go check. I'm not going to go check. I'm not going to go check. I don't apparently don't need anymore. She's coming when she's ready. She knows where home is.
Hey, you're a ride, aren't you? Yeah. I'm talking to you too. 56 to 22. Yeah, congrats. I ain't y'all gonna win it. I'm a Kentucky fan.
Brandon Marshall gave it to me
He got 26 footballs in one game
He got a little bit more melanin
Hey, when he was in the league
He got 26 footballs in one game
Correct football pig skins Alright, so, Peaksley, you down by UCF or what?
Do you know the, the proper little player who came up with Kavius?
You moved him up a grade.
And then his next son Judah will come to me.
I'm gonna kick that. I'm getting kicked out.
I'm getting out of there.
So are you Aggies or Hook'em?
Football, the bus, bus, the Rangers.
He's sticking it out, he's big of a trap.
Alright, let me put this back on my truck.
You don't want to go on my truck?
You didn't say anything. Thank you. uh
Maybe not tonight, but every time.
You should be able to say it.
Why don't you just keep it open?
I like to go to the same. I don't know how I can do this thing.
I'm only third or fourth day, you know what I'm saying.
I'm going to be really hard on it, if you want.
You got it. You got it. You got it. You got young. I'm young.
I'm young. I'm young. Already? It's got a first picture. It's my first picture.
It's in the first picture.
It's my mom getting to it.
No, it's 13 at the neighbor's.
I got my first picture on the top.
I'm still gonna stay now. I'm over now. Right, right. Oh Super crazy. I'm still on whatever team you're doing.
I'm driving, I'm driving this airplay, I got together in the car.
Every time it's happening.
If I took you out to dinner and put you on the phone with me, I would be doing my best. Thank you.
If we went to burn the state foundation, it would be better.
It would be better. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay.
Damn, that's a pro's text.
You come strong. Did you read it?
Someone that's not serving.
Not seven, we're being full. What do you mean you gotta get them out? Ooh, look at that. We don't pay them. We don't pay them. That's not serving.
What do you mean you got a game?
You know, I always just wanted to be.
I took him to get my B card.
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Okay. Monday night?
First, first, first, first.
Hey, counselor. What's up, Drew, all good? Hey, counselor.
What's up, bro? All good?
Yeah, I'm heading to Tampa.
You check the Jumbo, you see your baby
Billy on your NFT that right there, bro.
it got some seagull. You want to make it right there? Oh
Hey I'm gonna go get my beer Alright, I'm outside
I don't know what's going on
Oh, man Throwbacks I don't know what's going on what just happened Oh man
Throwbacks she was in there like swimwear man was at that bar flirting for a high minute I'll tell you what
Hey man, you know what she put in my phone?
She put her name and she put future wife in an emoji of a diamond ring
That's about as straightforward as it comes wife and an emoji of a diamond ring.
That's about as straightforward as it comes.
I'm surprised she didn't ask for a ride home,
I told her I hold her hand and that's all I do on our first meeting.
She asked for a hug. I was like, maybe
I'll give you a hug. She goes, well, I'm leaving.
I got to give you a goodbye hug.
I'm going to hug her. I'll give you a goodbye hug. That was it. We got a hug. And she goes, well, I'm leaving. I gotta give you a goodbye hug. I'm like, alright, I'm gonna hug her. I'll give you a goodbye hug.
We got a date Monday night at
Crest Steakhouse, downtown Orlando.
I ain't even to smoke my cigar.
They kicked us out of the back.
Check the Jumbo Trong, bro.
You got the baby bill on your NFT. I got the Elon?
The baby bill on your NFT. Is it the Elon Musk NFT. I got the Elon? He sent you. The baby
Is it the Elon Musk one that he was talking
Yeah, it looks like Elon.
It's with some cigar, bro. Oh, yeah?
I don't know, man. I want a cigar
and a cowboy ass is what I like.
I don't know what he gave me.
I almost did a Cocker Spaniel.
What am I supposed to do with these things?
Drew, I'm going to do it for dad, bro. I want to supposed to do with these things? It's full of dogs. Drew, I'm going to toilet for dad, bro.
I want to send you to NFC, bro.
You going to send me that?
Wait until I send you the three that I owe you.
Hold on, I'm going to grab another cigar because I gave one away.
I got to walk in this place and grab a cigar because I gave one away. I got to walk in this place.
You gave one to the ladies?
Nah, I got a lady apparently.
Yeah, we got a moon bed on the stage.
We got a lady on the stage?
a moon bed. That's a moon bed, right?
Yeah, that's a moon bed. My buddy in town,
Justin Mazelell drew that picture
amazing shout out to the moon beds shout out to the moon birds I get kicks. I see AP in the building.
AP in the hill. What's up, bro?
I'm trying to get a cigar in his place.
I'm trying to get him to open the door.
I came by earlier and it sounded like you were having fun
I want to buy a cigar. Yeah.
Three. Trace. No, good ones.
Don't give me any shitty cigars hey dirt road how you doing brother what's going on brother i'm still here'm chilling. Get ready for my night, too, here, though, man.
I'm about doing my talk, lad.
Oh, we don't have any cigar.
Are they bleeding barrels still open uh i have no idea they probably close the same time don't they yo i'll take one i'll
take one cigarette so listen i don't know nothing about cigars but the tobacco products in here are
left on my hands i my area of the bar um you got any other products i like indica products
listen i'm gonna do i'm oh sorry brother it's all right i was trying to text this girl i'm gonna
work something and this guy he usually does i do tobacco and tobacco products i do vapes
and cigarettes uh but i will do cigars because i you're not the only person that's asked
about them. I don't know anything about
cigars. Oh, well, you just keep it
Florida-based. Padron family
lives in Miami, so does the Oliva
family. Over in Tampa, you got the
And if you stick it with that, stick with
those three, that's all you need.
Oliva's kind of like your value cigar
oh and then your high end are the padrones they have a middle they're kind of the middle ones
and your real high end are the fuente opus x okay and those are the only cigars you want to
to have in your in your little cigars tomorrow yeah that's all you want in your inventory okay
yeah yeah i'll give you my number? Actually, you can't.
My phone was about to die.
Every phone is listened to by government.
Just type it in right there.
See that girl on the white hat over there? What do you think about her? I can't see that girl on the white hat over there what do you think about her
she just told me she wanted to be my future wife
it's a vibe. When you got a
Bored Ape, when you're a founding
member of a fucking Bored Ape Yacht
Club, you know, it is what
anything else. You're wise into the world, bro.
You're wise into the world.
It just, it is what it is.
I'm going to leave you on the truck.
I got to go walk outside.
Yeah, don't leave us on the truck, man.
Dude dropped his phone in the truck.
Anyone here? Yeah, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim. damn what's good guys what's popping anyone here yeah jam jam jam jam what's up bro what's good yeah i'm feeling great i'm happy to
be here among you guys to be honest it's alimony in africa yeah it's alimony in africa i'm from nigeria my brother where is it where you live from
i'm live from anambra stings nigeria
shout out to you brother yeah thank you
uh feeling great just here to chill and connect with everyone
shout out to drew i don't know if he's hearing me actually but shout out to him
shout out to aiki and the rest of you guys it's nice to be here i love the vibe
welcome to the space yeah yeah yeah i hope he's going to draw some alphas when he's back
ah maybe but i don't think this is the alpha space but
Drew is just out there chilling, connecting with people also.
I'm actually restricted now, but I will definitely follow you before the end of the space.
So I will keep my education on to, you know, see everything that you post and be connected to.
and shout out to everyone in space uh you know who goes for the mighty wanna you know
talk to counselor uh you get anything you want to talk about i feel's right here.
Don't say it's right here.
Right here. you you'll draw your back Okay. you cancel are you there yeah i'm here bro what's up okay i wanted to ask you do you know much about
what's my laser pointer y'all know where my laser pointer is? Shit. I got to show these girls my laser pointer.
I do know a little bit about NFTs.
What do you want to know, bro?
He wants a laser pointer.
He wants to know about the laser pointer.
Tell him about the Ethereum fund.
Thanks, man, for the follow back.
Some girl did it for me and I picked it up.
I gotta find somebody who can do laundry like that.
Here, I'll introduce you.
I'm gonna have her vet you though, just so you know.
Brianna or Brianna? All right, I'm gonna save a vet you though. Just so you know, I'm gonna save you
Because these guys are working for me they're getting shit done. I don't have to stay on the phone
The Nigerians gonna work, you know, all right KK
Actually don't know what his name is.
Can I call you throwback?
I'm going to leave the ass off.
I used to live down here in Heathrow Woods.
Drew, is that a future wife?
It's my future wife, yeah.
You realize they're going to treat you
like royalty. You're a queen now.
That's Ms. Drew. Hey, we're listening to Bad Bunny right now. He's she's the queen. That's Bat Bunny. That's Miss Drew.
Hey, we're listening to Bat Bunny right now.
He got hit by a hurricane.
He moved to, where did he live? Miami?
He moved to Miami and he got hit by a hurricane.
He got hit by a hurricane.
He really lives in Orlando?
That's where I play poker.
That's where I play poker. That's where I play poker.
Right by the Dollar General.
I know exactly where it's at.
You're in that big plaza.
That big plaza in North City.
Stop trying to sell cocaine
She just wants a regular mint
Like a real mint Not a cocaine real mint, not a cocaine mint.
I said, I said I want Miami mint.
I said I want Miami mint.
You don't understand anything.
If you want to go, you gotta say, are you snowing? Are you skiing? No, if I wanted that, I'd just text somebody. No, you say, are you skiing?
I sure am. I'm going to give you a line. All right. You want Bad Bunny?
I want Bad Bunny. I got to get a hotspot for Bad Bunny. I don't have that on my downloads.
so where'd you come from a little angel abilene angel where are you getting my life
stop stop stop it's wi-fi i'm trying to help you i wish you would i need help you i need
helping you i need like a elementary school teacher to help me out. Alright, bad bunny. All caps apparently. That's why I'm trying to help you. You give me where we need to go. I'm going to turn to the volume.
Ain't connected. I got a Bluetooth. I got to disconnect the other thing.
These guys are sent by the man from either Jeff the Russian,
totally the Russian, or the man from Hong Kong
If he sent, you know any of these people?
Fanon, did Gorilla Blanco send you?
Who complimented my nails?
You want to see a picture of him?
He sent a picture so you can see him.
Counselor, send a better picture
where you have a shirt on.
Well, I have a shirt on. Well, I have a shirt on.
Yeah, I'm going to go to your media.
You sent one with your shirt on.
You don't want me taking your girl, bro.
He's my free safety, actually.
Counselor, where's your better picture you sent?
I'm sending it right away, bro.
I can't risk it. I can't risk it. I can't There he is. That's my counselor.
That's as far as we're going. We already gave a hug.
You gotta get a Bluetooth. You know how Bluetooth works. I can tell you I do programming
Muchas novia, muchas novia, hoy tengo a una mañana otra, pero me voy a decir que me pregunto si tengo muchas novia, muchas novia, hoy tengo a una mañana otra. y y
y es que sonrían las que ya se olvidaron de mí el diablo taron suerte se va a vivir que tú tienes la calle pero no y aquí
muchas que ahora mi primo granito y llevarse crédito ya me aburrí quiero y y y
Una noche más y copas de más
Tú no me dejas en paz, de mi mente no te das
Aunque sé que no debo, ay, pensar en ti bebé
Pero cuando debo, le llame tu nombre y tu cara hoy como los dinosaurios antes que me apague se apaga el sol subimos y rompimos el ascensor el rey para que les pido el baso
miro de arriba y de lejos no contesto digan no hablen con mi meneo pero
el tambien va a pichar te juro que yo no me quise envichar
ey de inmediato a mi c... shhh ya me aburraste a chichar
yo asi soy mi sin usar Richard ya que se retire y vamos a switchar y y
y el disco más vendido de este año de escuela todo el mundo tratando de hacerle secuela así que nadie es una escuela y
y aquí todos los de estos dos
Yeah, watch out I got white privilege yo uh drew are you there yes sir uh yeah i'm here now my bro boy the unique point i want to check
up on boy bro let me know when you're ready to get your n. Yeah, see what Paul Boy's up to. Yeah, let's go chill with Paul Boy, bro.
Yeah, he's running space.
You want me to go to his space, or are you going to come here?
What are you saying, bro?
Are we going there, or is he coming to us? We're going there. He's in space? Are we going there or is he coming to us?
Tell Po' Boy to come here.
You know, it's his daily space.
Oh, yeah, he's getting paid.
We're going to shut this down.
Everybody head to Po' Boy's space.
Hey, Po' Boy lives in Ooga Booga.
He's a big city boy. Let's start with Po' Boy. Yeah. Hey, Poe Boy was the Ooga Booga. He's a big city boy.
Let's stop him with Poe Boy.
He's the Ooga Booga, ain't he?
We'll see you in the Ooga Booga.
what that's it close it down close it down bro your old scar got towed her car got towed so we're gonna have to find it well hop in i'll take you we'll take you to tow yard
i'll help you this actually sounds like she planned it this This girl is trouble. Tell me about your sister Tell me about your blood sister. I'm an idiot too. It's all my fault. Tell me about your blood sister
I'm interested in her. I mean, she's 23. She didn't take anybody. She told me she was 24. Oh, yeah
She just turned 24. Okay. I'm turning 27 next week. Okay. I can't cut. What year are we in? I don't know
2026. Same parents. January the 9th. Now the 10th Okay, I'm turning 27 next week. Okay. I can't cut what year are we in? I don't know
2026 January the 9th now the 10th
That's the 10th Clearly her car's gone. So I feel like I need to call. I need to look. Yeah, I'm not going I'm staying. I'm intrigued
I'll pay the I'll pay the cap I'll pay it
All right, we're shutting it down. We got po' boys race
See y'all knows I was swamp by you go labs outside that xyz my usic that xyz that's m-y-u-s-i-c
zed and That's myusic.xyz
And I'll help you with the truck