Thank you. Thank you. yo what's up everybody welcome to coming in clutch to sharing the room liking reposting
the room all that good stuff let's build it up play a couple bangers, baby. Baby, he fought it.
Yeah. I ain't gonna be the baby in the crowd.
You're gonna hear my voice when I shout it out loud.
I ain't gonna live forever.
I won't ever lie. Oh I am alive. I am alive.
I am alive. I'm gonna be the
Now, now. I ain't gonna live forever. it's my
It's my time, it's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever Oh Oh oh
If I could turn back time If I could find a way
No way we're about to play some chair
That came on on the random
I'm sorry guys, I'm hitting next
We weren't about to hit that chair
No chance, shut up your mom
I know your mom likes chair
It's like a repost a room Your mom. I know your mom likes chair, but no, baby. Red, red, red.
That's like a repost a room, damn it.
Oh, I just want every time, so it's like you can leave my gate.
I was wrong, now I'm fine.
Just one thing makes me forget.
stay close to me Don't let me be alone You see me, my blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue Red Red Wine fine Red, white, in the ESP style. Red, red, white, in the modern design today.
I can't remember the time, make me clear up my mind.
I just wanna stay in the sun where I find
I know it's hard sometimes
Pieces of peace in the sun, peace of mind
I know it's hard sometimes
Yeah, I think about the end just way too much
But it's fine to fantasize
All my enemies, you wouldn't wish who I was
But it's fine to fantasize
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm fine
So I'm taking my time on my ride
So I'm taking my time on my ride I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I- We have a list of people that we would take A bullet for them, a bullet for you A bullet for everybody in this room But they don't seem to see many bullets coming through
See many bullets coming through
Metaphorically, I'm the man
But literally, I don't know what I do
I'd live for you and that's how I could do
Even how did you say when you knew it's not true
Even how did you write when you knew it's traumatic
There were people back home who tried to get you
But then you ignored them
What you live for, what you die for
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I'm born so i'm taking my time on my ride
i'm falling so i'm Taking my time on my ride
I've been thinking too much I've been thinking too much
I've been thinking too much
I've been thinking too much
I've been thinking too much
I've been thinking too much
I've been thinking too much I've been thinking too much. Help me. I've been thinking too much. I've been thinking too much.
I've been thinking too much.
I've been thinking too much.
I've been thinking too much.
I've been thinking too much.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I'm taking my time on my ride. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. so i'm taking my time
looks like andrew's connection decided to take a ride as well and he just keeps
rugging us every freaking episode it is getting quite embarrassing to run an operation with this type of internet connection.
I'm speaking on behalf of just Trey talking, coming in Clutch headquarters.
We do not condone this type of behavior coming from one of our leaders having such terrible connection.
It is getting quite embarrassing to even hold anything sustainable.
I am going to pin a wallet up at the top, guys.
We really need to donate for Andrew's internet service here.
It is quite freaking bad.
He can't even give us five minutes without rugging us.
He can rug us all he wants.
But coming in clutch will not.
We show up every single day so you don't have to.
But you definitely should right because you
want to make all the right moves so then you can afford good internet uh andrew what is going on
here what do we have to do to save you man you know i hope you guys hear me okay now but my uh
i think my connection's okay i had a run of bad luck on my phone the past five minutes. My phone randomly restarted
itself right as I grabbed the mic in his face. Then I grabbed my backup phone and it died. I
didn't know how low the battery was. Now I'm back on the phone that restarted itself and I think
we're gonna be okay. So I appreciate you holding it down for us, Clutch. What's up, guys? It's good
to see everybody tonight. This is coming in, Clutch.
This is always a fun one, man.
You know, we do this every Monday through Friday at 12 p.m. Eastern.
And then on the weekends, we like to roll it at 11 p.m. Eastern.
And, you know, this space here is just more about shilling some early memes, some early runners, catching some vibes, talking about what's going on in the space, staying ahead of the metas and all that good stuff.
But, you know, tonight we're probably really going to just talk about some good projects.
Always looking to find some cookers on the weekend.
Tag a project in the comments that, you know, want to come chill and get some exposure these spaces get a lot of listeners or you know one to two thousand listeners at least
every space so if projects come up here they're they're the generous in here they're they're
buyers so we're gonna we're gonna get into some projects tonight we're gonna throw it around say
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piece of that but yeah guys we're we're to do some shilling, get into all that tonight.
But I want to say what's up to everybody.
And, you know, there's something that, you know, I love nostalgia, man, Clutch.
You know, last night me and the family watched, we watched The Happy Gilmore 2.
And I thought it was a cool movie.
So, you know, I wonder what everybody else's favorite Adam Sandler movie was. I'm not going to say it was my favorite, but it was a cool movie. But let uh, you know, I wonder what everybody else's favorite Adam Sandler movie was.
I'm not going to say it was my favorite,
but let's say what's up to everybody.
when you chime in tonight,
let us know your favorite Adam Sandler movie,
And what's your favorite Adam Sandler movie?
Happy Gilmore is up there.
I'm busy writing moon, an angry letter right now.
So I put a comment in the comments here for LabTrade with my referral link.
And he posts under it, link in my link tree.
He's up here being awful.
We can't even let him co-host for five minutes
but I'm pulling something savage. But I like it.
That's why we let him co-host.
savage up here that i can't even
believe i'm letting talk this early but it's saturday night we're live from x and we got
drew roberts what's good drew roberts and what's your favorite adam sandler movie
gm friends this is drew roberts live from the swamp i hate adam sandler he's from north of
the mason dixon but there is one that called Spanglish where he is in with a Spanish girl. She was cute.
They were trying to speak Spanish and I like that one.
You know, I'm not going to BS. I've seen
almost every Adam Sandler movie, but I've never seen Spanglish. But I wouldn't be surprised
if that's Clutch's favorite one.
That's clutch his favorite one.
They got Adam Sandler movies in the moon?
Yeah, I just came here to get that 50 bucks that Drew Roberts owes me.
Been trying to track you down for like four days.
Yeah, well, here's the thing.
You left every DM group possible. Everybody's like, where did moon go? fuck drew been trying to track you down for like four days yeah well here's the thing you left
every dm group possible like everybody's like where moon go where moon go why is he and we i
just respond left every time you leave a dm group i write left and i just keep writing left and you
keep leaving and i keep writing left moon is in no dm groups anymore nobody wants moon in their dm groups because he just leaves
and i write left oh he's the worst dude people don't they don't abide by the rules bro you say
no space link or you say space links only and i get nine pump links bro like it's not space
it's not a space i see what you're doing there it is a live stream there's not a space link it's different listen
you'll get your 50 bucks at the end of the bull run not this one but the full super cycle so
december 29 is when you'll get your 50 bucks uh so just just hold tight
that's like a rough ira or something like that. You're going to get it back eventually.
No, but actually I'm down with the group chats, bro.
But X won't let me mute them, bro. What's the deal
with that shit? Is that happening for y'all too?
It is weird what you can and can't mute on twitter because some of them i can like snooze them and they don't vibrate my phone
and then some of them it's like yeah they ain't trying to hear that shit it's like they try to
punish you bro like if you're in like an engagement group like they just like nah you ain't muting that shit.
Well, Moon, other than the group chats punishing you on your phone and Drew Roberts owing you 50 bucks till eternity,
how are you doing tonight, bro?
And what's your favorite Adam Sandler movie?
Adam Sandler, dude, he's got so many bangers.
It's just really really really hard underrated like just like i'll come back to that question here whenever i actually whenever i actually put it all together
because that's really tough but one that's underrated that doesn't it's just a different
vibe that i really i really applaud like how well he played the character it was the uncut gems movie
it was kind of weird the storyline and the plot and everything threw a lot of people off but I really applaud how well he played the character who was the Uncut Gems movie.
It was kind of weird, the storyline and the plot and everything.
It threw a lot of people off,
but Bro played that freaking guy so well, bro.
And it was a completely different type of character.
Most of the time, Adam Sandler, in respects,
he plays the same dude. It's the same thing as Will Ferrell.
Like, they play the same character over and over again, right?
And it's just kind of like, it's like their grift.
But I'll come back to that.
Let me think on that one.
That's a good question, man.
I'd like to change my answer to either Billy Madison or Punch Drunk Love.
Punch Drunk Love was out of left field back in the day.
I thought it was a stellar performance.
So I've actually never seen Punch Drunk Love.
Give us the one minute synopsis.
It's a fucking weird movie, bro.
It's one of those artsy-fartsy type, weird Wes Anderson type shit.
Was this during the time period
when Clutch kicked you out of the house?
That's happened many times.
But he keeps taking me back.
I think somewhere he loves me.
beat it into you sometimes.
I also wanted to address a situation
that's been going on in the water
cooler. There's been a lot
of fighting over lab trade
links and referrals and whose links there's people
sign guys everybody else's link is really inferior for the benefits that you get from
the protection so i went out and pinned the latest penny here there's only one link needed that is
mine i'm going to finally start competing against you guys, jamming your links
all over my listener's faces.
that up for everybody, bro? We don't
fish out of the same pond, damn it.
Official link up top, guys. I'm just glad I
I heard Cher on his radio
that for some blackmail if
things go south with me and Clutch
I made sure to remove it.
From now on, no other links will be shared on MySpaces.
I just clicked one clutches link and got fucking drained.
You know what's funny, bro?
I thought that was funny, too.
He dropped that same link on MySpaces yesterday.
He was crisscrossing his fucking link with my link.
I'm like, what the fuck are you
Different platform, though. See, you're out
here shilling old news, bro.
They're gonna rug everybody. I could use Axiom's
product without paying them a single
dime. Lab trade. I don't pay
Yeah, you do. Every dime. Yeah, you do.
Every time you trade, you do.
There's a micro trades, bro.
But that's the thing is I'm free running you on every trade because Axiom is better.
So bad. It's better,iom is better. So bad.
You guys want to know what's so down bad if you're axiom that you allow
anyone else with a chrome extension to come in there and just use your product for free
without anything i thank you axiom for being so far behind that you provide your
servers to be available for me to just copy pasta and be a menace on lab trade so please guys
go to that latest post has the one in real link matter of fact sometimes i um you know we like
dropping little gifts into people that are my users which it actually tells you who your users
are and i and i get information that i information that I can bless you guys with.
So anyways, if you're still trading on Axiom, guys, that was super 2024.
I want you to think about this stat real fast.
Not only are we in 2025, but Andrew, WBA, we're officially.
Remember I told you once upon a time, 8% done with the year to several weeks back.
We are officially past that 50% mark and we are approaching 60% of the year gone.
Can somebody not interrupt me or talk over me?
The thing that I was disappointed about.
Your mom goes down so bad.
Is that I was kind of disappointed when I heard.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
They're both really good.
Good point lab trades do that it doesn't show recent deploys like on the second literally
I don't like as like your mom
you the same ass copy pasta that every other telegram bot and their grandmothers has given you
we are i just want to point that out no no no but why is everybody attacking me no your mom
because you're representing axiom you're the enemy you're not one of us. What the heck? You're not one of us. You're not one of us.
Your Salamins protos are a scam.
Hey, first of all, Drew Robertson. You're not like us.
You're fudding my bag, Drew Robertson.
I'm going to appreciate it if you stop fudding my bag,
Drew Robertson. I do own a good one of my protos.
Salamins protos are worth nothing. Shut up, Drew.
I don't want to fucking hear it.
Drew gets a two-axe and fuzz the fucking... fucking your mom features and things to use when trenching is all like get
butthurt about it and fucking run home and
cry to mommy like holy fuck your mom
drew roberts don't get promoted to listener just just be careful right one second Try to mommy. Like, holy fuck. Your mom, can I finish? Try to your mom. All right.
Drew Roberts, don't get promoted to listener.
Coming in clutch is very laid back.
So we do let you guys, you know, speak without raising your hand.
You don't have to do that.
Trade talk is professional.
But your mom, here's the thing.
Lab trades didn't want to focus on doing what everybody else is doing.
So instead, they did something that's so simple, so effective, just like Phantom and SoFlare have Chrome extensions.
They allow you to execute the trades through an extension so you can use any tracker of
choice, any platform of choice to get all those tools that are already there.
But instead, you get to execute the trades lightning fast without having to worry
about the same things that you would have to worry about hosting your own servers and doing all that
so lab trades is is you know it's revolutionizing the game it's showing that you can be different
but yet have a product that's such you know it's just as useful as anything else that's already out there you know but axiom
you have gmgm you have telemetry you have trojan dude all these bots they all do the
same exact thing but i can execute a trade faster on lab trade than any of those servers simply
because it operates as an extension so it's direct access and direct instant, you know,
settling of these orders, man.
So that's really what it comes down to.
Screw the fact that it's cross-chain.
Can I have your wallet to track so I can?
And not only is it cross-chain, too,
you can buy anything with it as long as you have some wallet.
And it also has a token launcher.
It also has a TGE launching next month.
Right now you should be farming and earning points.
Axiom ain't going to give you crap.
They've already freaking established themselves as someone that's like,
hey, you know, we already got our use case and our user base.
You know, so it is what it is, right?
So for me, i always look for something
that's going to give me opportunity and none better than farming a tge i don't like dca into
something well i like buying tickers named dca anyone that showed up to the space we were shilling my project let's go baby dude i'm up so far what's up dude i i heard about her on your space earlier
i've been in the dms with her all day so i jumped off up here i jumped off the other project i was
on and i got down with her you know and like i've been shilling all day i've been using my skills and shit and dude it's a 62k right now man awesome bro so what are some other features about the lab trades uh
the naxium so the launch pad um let's talk about the two here this is a good topic in debate
let's talk about let's. Drunk people talk.
We got a token that's pumping our bags.
It's also rewarding me in USDC simply for me holding.
Let me tell you all the math right now.
I went out and put .64 Solana at 12K.
My bag is now, if I were to G, if I were to g if i were to g now obviously dc i told you i'm no punk ass that
d risk when he's up 23x for his money back i still got the whole bag but anyways if i were to g even
with price impact i would get 2.86 solana so i am up 2.2 solana in bag value. It doesn't matter.
I wasn't planning on selling it.
But on that purchase, which was around $120 more or less,
I've already received $5.80 in rewards
or a cool 4% to 5% daily rate interest back on my bag.
No matter what happens to it, I can cheat for all this be up.
My goodness, this is such a crazy, crazy move. I saw that nobody had taken profits on this ticker.
So I'm just walking y'all through how I found this DCA was in our space. She, uh, she, we thought
it was a dude. She took a shot. Um, you You know, the you know, Timbo immediately panicked, started trying to treat her different because she's a girl.
Instead, I bambooed her, showed her. We don't give a damn who you are other than a devil's going to work for my bags.
And I was just so bullish. I looked at the chart. I asked zero questions other than who's this wallet?
She's like, I think that's the rewards wallet. And I was just like, boom, I just aped DCA. You're an absolute legend. I don't know what it is that you're doing,
but your name's already getting out there. My bags are already fricking pumped. And guess what?
I'm not using you guys as exit liquidity. Not just yet. I would really enjoy cheating all over
your face at like a respectable market cap, you know, 500, 700, 1.3 mil.
You know, I got over 1% and I'm freaking cooking,
but I haven't had to DCA my bag.
Yeah, at a new all-time high.
DCA, I haven't had to DCA my bag.
What the heck kind of black magic are you spitting here?
I don't know, but if you do have to DCA,
And 80 cents, $ and 80 cents right let's let's not take away about 20 from those gains there uh you know so that five five point eight
usdc and rewards honestly how long have we uh known of each other about two hours three hours
eight hours eight hours from that last space okay so it's 230 dtn spaces where alpha is always dropped and
timbo threw up that space on his own accord and since he lets people up there guess what
a token that started at 11k is now at 75k six so check this out so i i've in eight hours, I've made $5 and 80 cents, right?
So that's fricking amazing. That means I'm earning 72 cents an hour on pace given, you know, you know, basic performance.
There's 24 hours in a day.
There's 365 days in a year.
That's 8,760 hours. If I continue to earn $0.72 an hour, then that means I'm going to have over $6,300 in
Or if I were to divide that by $120, which was my original investment, that would be
a 5,256% gain just from the rewards rewards not including what i decide to do with
the tokens now where does all the magic money come from what dca explain to us the ponzi
because i love being early in the party and so far ponzi nomics are my favorite types of nomics um
and also super important i was just watching happy gilmore 2 i know you guys
were touching on the adam sandler but it's definitely the zohan is the best movie out
there i think that billy madison just go with it hey this is this is important i just promoted
unify i the listener We will never, ever.
Unif AI, you are not allowed to come speak to the top of the hour.
You are grounded for the next 25 minutes.
No, you're going to stay on request for the next 25 minutes.
And this is now my challenge for you as a friend.
I need you to really go back.
I really need you to evaluate the situation. And you got 25 minutes to do so.
At the top of the hour, we will play a song.
We will shout out our show sponsors.
And we're going to throw the mic back up to UNIF AI, Andrew, okay?
Because I have never heard anything so close to a freaking stroke
than what I just heard right there.
UNIF AI, you must get checked.
This is health concerns on the biggest of levels.
I'm concerned for your safety.
Please, please, sir, seek some medical attention.
Andrew, I'm sorry to derail your show.
You know, it's not my favorite, right?
My favorite is Billy Madison, too.
I know people have said that one.
But I like the old school Adam Sandler the the best i think that was when he was as funniest
everything all the way through and like big daddy's another great one too for me right but
i and then i forget who it was i said uncut gems earlier i i think that was particularly
interesting for adam sandler just because it was a different style of acting for him and it was
impressive for me to to see him play a character and, you know, truly show how good he is as an actor.
Hell of an ending, too, man.
Just fucking leave you just without words, bro, honestly.
And, dude, Andrew, I'm glad you said that because I wasn't even thinking about that movie.
But, bro, that was the only movie I think that I had anxiety the entire time i watched it as well bro like how how like skit i don't know it was just everything i
was back to black blunts on that but you know what doesn't give me anxiety the chart going up only
i'm trying to discuss bags and you guys are trying to discuss nostalgia dca um ma'am it is ma'am, it is ma'am, right? I mean, nowadays you just never know.
But, you know, you are absolutely crushing it working for these bags.
I really want to throw you the mic.
You would think I'm on the team, but I'm not.
I got to buy my 1% for peanuts.
We want to throw the mic to the dev here.
DCA is cooking cooking working for our bags
shut the fudge up everyone damn all right i'll be quiet well what he was asking is he said
where's the magic money coming from and it's a rev share token so it's got that six percent tax
and then 50 of it goes to the dev of which I am buying back the chart and accumulating the supply
because my whole concept is to go around and connect with small communities, CTOs, projects,
and give them each a million tokens. And this keeps the flywheel in effect if I continue with
the dev rewards to accumulate that supply and then go coordinate with other communities
and give them a million tokens. And we can just, I mean, we can do that for a long time
when you think how many million tokens are out there. But I think it's a really cool concept
because then I can send it to a community's marketing wallet. They're going to earn the
USDC and they can then turn around
and use that on whatever they want
Thank you for messaging me earlier.
but I work hard as hell for my bags.
And this is the woman that's the dev.
You guys are out here grinding.
I love it. So, it so hey guys i do notice
on some of your guys's content you guys are still using hashtags stop like andrew corrected me oh
you know already okay cool don't freaking use hashtag guys you're actually ruining your
engagement by doing so it is almost like you're saying screw you elon the one thing
you hate on this app i'm gonna still use i don't have proof but i do feel like they're probably
put your ass in a bucket for being the idiot that uses hashtag still and like your your engagement
is 100 getting oh they 100 yeah so you really got to be careful with that stuff. Do not use them. And another thing you typically don't want to tag.
Another thing that people always do, you tag the account on the post.
You don't want to do that.
Tag them on like, you know, you could tag people, tag them that way.
But never when you're writing out the post, tag people.
It is hurting your guys' engagement, in turn hurting your guys' reach.
More buyers that will pump my bag.
everybody, let's get that
I had sent up the robot earlier.
I'm all back on the human hormones.
Okay, what's the best movie?
Well, it's still the zone for sure.
But when you talk about engagement hacks, let me tell you a few things.
One, first of all, when you ask Grok to help you write a post, it still uses hashtags, which is fucking hilarious.
The second thing is what we do is we have competitions to find which communities
will vote and then they get the full breakdowns. Super engagement hack, we drop our breakdown
threads directly in their community, allows it to go on our profile and directly in their
community. If you can figure out a way to do something that brings valuable content to the community like we did with grok timus but also promotes them and you everywhere then you can win no hashtags no real tags not
much needed the only things that we do is we put the cash tag just so people can search for it
uh but we try to eliminate any other real tagging and when we do the full thread
uh we we throw it in the community so dA if you have something that you could work with other communities find
ways that you can join their community then put the post up in a way that
benefits the community and you're gonna get crazy engagement
and by the way DC you gotta meet you and if AI I know he has a terrible taste in
movies but he actually you know does a good job with threads and stuff. So, uh, you know good chance for y'all to
You know, she says she's gonna be busy till October or
August 8th till her kids go back to school
So, you know, I told her I would try my best to you know, hold my weight and all that. So
I'm trying to learn as well so I can help push.
I just like being part of a team where I'm appreciated and people look out for me and stuff.
I was part of one, but shit happens.
That's something I'm going to be trying to do and take advice.
I'm going to try to learn how to do that too.
So DCA, any immediate plans you want to start implementing or just kind of spaces hop in, you know, doing all this stuff or what's kind of on your radar here?
Yeah, I'm not going to start doing a live stream and spaces for the giveaways until August 8th yeah
because my kids in school they just don't I don't want to be on spaces and stuff and then they hop
in and all that um but happens to me all the time and I host a space every day I got three kids
do you get do you get the whole you care about crypto more than me? No, I've been teaching my kids crypto in advance.
And I think there's little talks that I have with them, not teach them everything,
but enough that they understand what the time I'll put in actually leads to.
I was a part of this team that did this token called Squishy AI.
And for seven, eight eight days we were just
going around squishing people's pfps and i did it the whole time with my kids it was freaking sick
i'll go ahead and post the squishy ai clutch on here so you guys cannot see it that token freaking
took off i mean it's dead now got freaking pvp to hell but uh point is like if you start doing things with your kids
in certain levels you can start introducing them to web 3 so like one of the things as well is
rewarding them like i always when i put in extra work in web 3 it's because i make extra money i
bring in value so i never forget about the suffering that happens when you know dad's not
around as much even though I'm always here.
So like I'll take him out to eat.
I'll take him to the park.
We'll buy him ice cream, all the little extra stuff that just goes a long way, you know.
So with kids, it's a it's a gratification system.
So maybe the one thing I would advise, maybe throw him some tokens, let them see their value going up in your bags.
I get them involved a little bit better. And I'm'm telling you you'll be surprised how much value you get
yeah yeah i've been i've been trying to explain to the uh the 10 year old i'm like you know i'll
give you one percent of supply and all you have to do is post on twitter right and get i explained
it to him and he's like, couldn't I just sell it?
And I was like, never mind.
Nah, it's an uphill battle.
You're not going to win that battle on day one,
but obviously there's also the reality.
I will never win a battle with that kid.
That's one thing I've recognized.
It's always a negotiation.
He gets it from his father, damn it.
But yeah, it is what it is. I mean, I. I'm just, I don't know. But, yeah, it is what it is.
I mean, I'm just kind of, I don't know.
I do run my house with an incredible sense of discipline that, you know,
it feels like you touch the comal, you know, and it's too hot.
You know, it's not just for the tortillas.
We do commend him being a jeet, too, because, yeah, it's probably Maxi.
I think you should just, you know, here soon, you know, start bringing him to the spaces,
and we'll start putting him up on game, and, you know, we'll tell him about, like,
hey, you want to go shopping at, like, Goodwill for shoes?
Or do you want to go to, like, Foot Locker with all your cool friends?
Oh, regardless, he's going to goodwill man i like it
okay no that's what that's what's up we we we personally go to the outlets and find a buy five
for 25 dollar uh pair of stuff so like yeah man that's a kids are expensive dude like it's freaking
nuts so so i do believe it but okay i mean until then you're just kind of gonna do what you what you're gonna do um who's so i'm gonna keep kind of networking yeah through the spaces and get together with
communities and um try to get let me ask you this so let's gear the combo this way tell me a little
bit about your web3 experience you said you've been in uh web 3 for a couple years now i guess uh what year did you
get in and what was the first well crypto i haven't been in the meme coin space with the like
creating content and stuff until this year but yeah um i'm i was a really diehard uh rfk
fan and he's actually a big into bitcoin and so that's where that got me so what
was your first crypto purchase then now me token or Bitcoin nice what year 22 22
okay so you and then I just sat on it forever nice okay yeah so your class of
22 23 towards those levels so yeah no no, that's good enough. Have you been into any NFT communities or what other Web3, you know? butthole when uh altcoin gordon shielded at like 600k if anybody remembers that
but ufd and then i was in img and gem and i said that earlier and i said know, my concept with that was always this branding, this DCA, like the whole concept behind this token is to provide different communities a bag to fuel their conviction plays.
And that's kind of even been the concept even when I was in IMG.
But I mean, if you give them USDC to to uh you know fuel their conviction plays i mean
it is bullish i mean i'm never gonna argue with price going up and you're at 90k so the way i see
it um it feels good getting in at 12k so i try telling everybody i i always go on spaces and
buy something i can't be on space and not buy anything
It's like show me the damn ticker and shut the heck up
It's like going to the pound
You end up with little puppies
What would you do if your son started a ticker
Named Red 40 and it just skyrocketed
Would it just skyrocketed?
Don't get me started on the food dyes.
That would be hilarious, right?
Like everything, all the ethos, everything, the reason you got into crypto.
And then he takes Red 40 to 100 million. million you guys test it out on your own kids i'm telling you i never believed it i thought those people were
crazy and then i took it out of my kids diet and then gave it back and i'm like this really does
make them nuts hey and clutch uh what do you think about a possible uh collab with dtf with them getting
airdropped i already brought that up in the admin chat too possible rev share collab listen i hate
it absolutely hate it timbo when you guys tease me with a good time i was gonna say this fool's
in at 12k bro what are you talking about we're both in at 12k. What do you mean, bro? We both bought a percent at the same time.
I didn't get it until 18k.
Wow, you're a hoe, bro. You had a sub-12k
that didn't even warn us?
What are you talking about? We all got in at 11k.
That's what we're talking about.
There starts to be a level of cap
because there's no fucking way
he called it in the TG at 12k
and all of y'all bought it
I dropped it at 12.3, and I was already in.
Literally, I bought from 11.5 to 12.3 the same time Clutch was buying.
You had every chance to freaking ape.
I honestly, like, I thought, okay, so let's go back here
because clearly these guys don't know how to trench.
But DCA, tell me about me about like obviously we know the name
right, but kind of give me a little bit more about
How you you you plan on just showing this forever, right? I mean I kind of get the idea
But I would just rather hear from
I come to your space every day and I'm gonna pump this motherfucker to the moon to
Freaking go no bro. You're freaking legend. This is why I fall. I don't follow back everybody I come to your space every day, and I'm going to pump this motherfucker to the moon, too.
No, bro, you're a freaking legend.
This is why I don't follow back everybody. Matter of fact, DCA, I apologize for not following back.
Someone that would destroy any thought that would be bearish coming from your token.
And mine and your token's relationship i i feel so just enamored
by the move here um so to tell me like what's your what's your plan on showing this token every
day because i think one of the biggest you know things that people forget is you got to be able
to just show it every day permanently and i kind of think honestly i want um i want basement ron
I want to get him some tokens
And I want him to get his community on board
But I will show it every day
Well A, well so far you may not have Basement Ron
Timbo, will you fight for these DCA bags, bro?
We're like, what do we do here to just massive?
Honestly, bro, we dropped it in DTN,
and there's enough people in there that work for their bags.
I'm going to be shilling it.
And honestly, if anybody just rewinds back to the conversation,
as soon as she said RevShare, my antenna went up.
Because DTF, we've seen what RevShare does.
As soon as you bond the token, they slap 100 boost.
The 100 boost sends you to at least 200K if you hold the floor.
We've seen it with DTF, bro.
We're on a rocket ship right now.
And we have people in the DMs talking about thank god
I've never been early on something in my life like yeah, bro
We give them something early every week. They need to stop it with that weakness
It's like literally you show up to the space with no D's on
Andrew you hear this type of fud bro from some for some of these dudes
Timbo's been religiously here on my spaces.
I don't think he's missed a single space and maybe a culmination of like maybe an average
of five, ten minutes per day that he's like late.
But like, bro, we stay cooking.
I mean, it's hard to miss when you're steady at work.
When you stay studious of the trenches, it's really hard to miss, man.
Bro, my DCA bag is over a thousand bucks guys i put in 0.64 solana freaking great now given this i want everybody's bag to have a thousand bucks you know because then mine will show 20
000 or something but dude like this is what's tight like this is gonna be a magical run i see
that ticker everywhere what's up hey this is the first day i've ever made more than like 200 in a
day on crypto in my life besides someone blessing me with like 750 did you already cheat for 200
on my neck no i didn't cheat at all i'm saying it's my first day making that much in a day
besides someone giving me money it ain't yours until you cheat it until you cash it out
y'all you're damn right about that all i'm saying is for me i'm not trying to cheat on y'all like i
hit 10 extras all the time i'm not gonna cook my listeners for an 8x you guys are savages yeah
normally dc i want you to know i
normally fire like 500 to a g on a early crapper because it's just hilarious having 10 20 of a token
and just seeing what they'll do to try to shake me out um but you'll g your mom but i only bought
like but i bought a baby bag like i really was like yo i want to ride this freaking bag. I want to ride this freaking bag.
Because DCA, bro, this DCA is literally like the freaking showfluencers
and the scamfluencers' greatest buzzword.
It's like, no, when we seen that ticker, bro, it was like common sense.
It was like if there was a more common sense ticker out there to ape i don't
know what it would be i mean 12k not a single profitable wallet and dca the stars aligned uh
yo dca uh do you have your personal x account or like where do you vibe outside of this page
or is it just really going to be this page now yeah i have my personal x account i've been shilling on it and then i'll start
i'll start shilling harder on my personal soon um i wanted to get all of like
my community and first and i think i did and then yeah if anybody knows me you know my last post i just posted
real g's moving silence like lasagna that's right because i'm gonna pump my uh my pump fund cto
that got fucking shitted on uh this is a different game but i've spent the past couple weeks i've
been off the grid a little bit,
So, yeah, that's part of this.
It's going to fuel my conviction plays.
It worked because he just hit 95K.
This is so different than trying to CTO a pump on,
Oh my gosh, it keeps going.
at DTA, you might get 150.
Hey, Timbo, go look at your 1%.
It's officially worth over a thou.
I already know, my boy. I've been watching it.
That and my commission at CoinCatch.
I just watch them go up all day. It's really fun.
I'm actually happy that I revealed all my secrets to you and you're taking them and running with it.
Nothing brings joy to my heart more than someone that gets to see it,
feel it, and then duplicate it and hopefully do it better than me.
I don't have that type of energy.
I'm definitely not where I would want to be in life as far as like for retirement and all that fun stuff.
But I'm close, you know, a couple more years, man.
I definitely can't wait to have like my kids come get plugged in
with some of y'all youngsters or y'all dudes with more energy than me.
You know that you guys are going to be here in the 10, 20 year period
Get ready, guys. We're so early. You have no idea when you build a trusted circle,
you trustingly ate stuff together and you just fricking just win together. This show has been
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It really comes down to just unifying yourself with the right people.
And this is what this space is about.
You know, we are, I'm the CTO leader of Groctomus.
You got the page up here, obviously.
You guys give them a follow, join the community.
But understand that everything we have here is only dope because of all you guys here
And that's how we win, baby.
And also acquiring the best fucking PFP on CT.
Can't forget about that clutch.
nomics are pretty interesting to watch.
4 out of 5 Madoffs right now
That's pretty bullish. Andrew, what's your
He's in Taco Bell right now.
I know I joked about having a...
taking co-host applications.
WBA, let's see what you got.
of DCA. Just want to let you know.
This man top blasted for the record
I said that in my application
Months ago, can I get a follow up?
Hey your mom, you don't want to be followed
By women being awful because that proves how awful
So I would just stop simping
Anyways, DCA, you just got somebody to top last.
Can we, like, confront him real fast?
Bro, I got coming in clutch with your mom.
That's so perfect. Your mom will definitely enjoy coming in clutch with your mom. That's perfect. That's so perfect.
Your mom will definitely enjoy coming in clutch.
I suggest you do go tell your mom.
Moon, have you told your mom about coming in clutch?
Yeah, I brought your mom in here to...
Look, we're cooking to hang out i got 50 revenue share of solana sprotos
so i like to see what's going on in here bro i like to see what kind of ponzi is this you get
what other what yeah you so you're just now boom psyop psyopped, bam, got your ass.
And good to have you involved, though.
We set this up three months ago when this collection sold out.
I bought the, you know, kind of swept it 50% of the supply
and decided this is what I was going to, you know,
put all my eggs in one basket here and buy into your mom.
And your mom's going through menopause
now, so there's no more eggs to get out of that
basket, so it's a complicated situation.
If y'all were scanning for tokens and you found something that was 218 days old,
and it was sitting around 20K, would you wonder why it was still going?
Like, I'm genuinely curious because I found something.
So there's a zillion tokens that just go dead,
and then people randomly decide to revive them.
I mean, look at the statistics of how much shit is like launched every single day.
So I think like there has to be a reason for you to go in.
Either you're going to be taking it over or you see that there's some mad volume that's coming.
Or lastly, like there's some events you look for, you know, the token, and then you go and grab it.
But just buying random old tokens, unless your wallet is tracked and people are copy trading you,
you're going to go through a lot of them before you make money.
This particular token happens to be on a launch pad that offers uh the ability to take over the creator wallet and get uh get
that revenue share from that um so not that it you know it's a little better than having
been taking over a smart contract in my opinion but right i think um particular ticker that Timbo is talking about has some of the best,
like probably the best dex page I've seen in a minute, bro.
That shit is hot, for real.
It could really fly just like, this could be like a Reddit community tick a reddit community ticker type shit yeah that's
okay now we're cooking we need to start getting bro that's the conversation type shit we need to
have with in because when i was talking to him about it he was starting to go off the handle
and he was like bro hundred million dollars this is going to go i love the art like he was going
crazy for it um but yeah bro i. I just seen it. I was like
it was kind of crazy. What art?
It's in the Jumbotron, my boy.
What's the ticker for it?
Yeah, go buy it so I can sell right now.
Top G. I own the top wallet hey i want to rotate it back into dca and fuel my convictions damn bro
look how natural that sounds
hey and honestly i see dca hitting 150 200 tonight uh my homie jimmy just dm'd me and said uh they
others are calling it on vector or some shit i don't quite understand what he's talking about but
type shit you know yeah vector is like you don't know vector the the app it's like it's like uh
it's like a media type shit i know you document your trades it's a trading wallet yeah it's a
trading wallet you document your trade it's a trading wallet. Yeah, it's a trading wallet. You document your trade.
You know, it's like mixture.
You document your trades on there
of the biggest vector wallets.
Like it's his vector wallets
You know what I'm saying?
You have this level of FUD
coming from your mom, bro.
at three Solana floor right now.
I didn't know he had a collection.
I actually didn't either.
I onboarded two of his holders last night.
Damn, DCA is fucking flying right now.
I told DCA as soon as they bond,
RevShare usually slaps a boost on them too.
I'm waiting for that to come as soon as they bond.
Yeah, do they automatically do that or do I have to find someone?
No, you shouldn't have to reach out for DTF.
They reached out to us and they kind of just did it as soon as we bonded.
But because you bonded kind of late in the day, they might do it first thing in the morning.
But it wouldn't hurt to go on their volume of the day thing today and be like, win my
100 boost. That's what I did.
I went for most of the letter.
Did your mom just ask to be 69
or did I hear that incorrectly?
It's late night, bro. Your mom gets freaky late night.
Your mom wanted 69%. Hey, and I like Aaron, though. It's late night, bro. Your mom gets freaky late night. Your mom wanted 69%.
Hey, and I like Aaron, though.
He's like, don't send them shit.
She already hooked me up anyway.
if you say the krep don't listen to krep
if you're saying the krep they make sure it's not
foreign language posts i made for
asked for the countries the top 10
countries that use crypto and i asked it to make me 10 posts oneTP, asked for the countries, the top 10 countries that use crypto.
And I asked it to make me 10 posts, one of each language for this coin.
Bro, you're shilling the heck out of it.
But you see, like, let me tell you something.
You're doing a lot of posts right now.
And you're not getting very many views.
It's probably because you're shadowb ban because of all your freaking hashtags.
So what I need you to do is stop posting.
All you will do is like, bookmark, and reply, guy, the rest of the weekend.
If I go to your, I'm going to unfollow you and I'm going to block you just so you can't hit this space.
in the next day and a half...
You should just put up his GM post.
followers and he's getting two impressions.
I made them those posts. I made those posts. We're not going to talk.
Don't listen to any of these other freaking plebs.
Do you see their engagement rate as high as mine?
Do you see the impression rate as high as mine with no freaking bots without doing anything other than just doing good content and providing,
I want you to understand that you just need to quickly start getting eyes on your stuff.
And there's nothing more obvious than me going to your post,
seeing eight posts with six freaking impressions.
You know what I'm saying?
All I'm trying to tell you, bro, stop.
Like, don't listen to your mom.
Bro, it's that pfg just started i kind of figured it was because i speed i speed posted all 10 of
them just to get them on there before the space and i maybe like aaron can i tell you how to do
this correct i tell you how to do this correctly? Yes, sir. Please do. So we have around... Listen to the specialist that I've been here for a year.
Yeah, I've been here longer than you, but that's okay, your mom.
Continue to 69. I'll get back to you when I'm ready.
I'm going to time out your mom, Unify.
Don't trip. We'll time out her ass real quick.
All right, I'm going to take care of business.
So we have about 600 followers right now,
and we're getting close to 100,000 impressions weekly, just to let you know.
We've had Satoshi Nakamoto like our comments.
We had TrustWallet reply yesterday.
The key is not to go around constantly shilling tickers.
The key is to get exposure to people that they know who you are, they see you repeatedly, and they will check out your profile
if the content is good and it's funny. You need to have a list of five people that you want to hit,
the top five people that get good engagement that aren't too many people, but they're not too small,
but the right people are looking on their posts. Those are the ones that you hit with quality
shills. The rest of it, you want to be responding back with just regular good content so that you hit with quality shills the rest of it you want to be responding back with just
regular good content so that you get the proper engagement and they know who you are because i
promise you if they like your content they'll click on your page and then they'll get to see
what's going on but your page secondly your page you have a thousand followers you're not going to
get much engagement from posting shills on your page you're going to
get the good engagement for those projects by really selectively shilling two posts by other
people that are relevant i just started with 700 last week and i just got uh no but i just
i bought the no i understand i'm saying i just got the blue check mark a few days ago
and i'm listening to everything you say i'm just saying yeah I go crazy sometimes I get a little too involved I had to touch grass for a few days the other day because I felt like you know I need to check myself in the psych ward.
You both need to work on it.
Get my Florida one Solana before you start telling me anything.
I'm not saying I'm perfect, but go ahead.
No, all I'm saying is, bro, you're showing NFTs.
There's a big-ass difference.
And Unify, I was looking at your wall, too.
I mean, it could use some work, too, bro.
I'm just saying. If I respected your opinion, I was looking at your wall, too. I mean, it could use some work, too, bro. I'm just saying.
If I respected your opinion, I would ask for your advice.
The bio is just way too much.
I'm going to first off say the bio has got to be slimmed down.
That looks like way too much.
Let me know when I'm asking you for your advice,
and then I'll let you know when I want you to speak.
That's not even Unified's main account.
I need to work on it, too.
I get shadow banned, though, so much because I say bitch and faggot and cocksucker, and they don't like those keywords.
I can. I'm anymore. I can.
Your mom, you're going on timeout.
We're trying to have a grown-up conversation,
and you're talking about just... Oh.
I didn't know how long we let it go.
Hey, Kluge. What's up, bro?'s Saturday night. It was 20 minutes. Hey, Cluck.
Can you let the homie Beetle up here?
Beetle, request up here, bro.
Maybe he just wants to chill and enjoy being a listener.
We want to hear him talk about some coins.
We need to see what he's looking at right now.
Bro, I need you to come show me some tickers, Beatle. Stop freaking
playing, bro. Bro, he's cooking in his
private health. Bro, Beatle, you better get up here and chill
before I start chillin', bro.
I just threw him a mic. I threw
his ass on mic, see if he accepts. Your mom,
you're gonna be on timeout, bro.
today, bro. You're having a bad day. You didn't enjoy
your dinner. I don't know what's going on.
Maybe we'll make you a freaking mosquito soup next time.
And you'll be like, damn, those freaking crickets were just hungry.
Why is your mom being awful today?
good connection is leaving me stuck
what's funny is that it, it perpetual problem because I set my phone down,
and then it'll go black, and I'll come back, and it'll be out of control,
and that's what I'll be trying to unclick.
And I'm like, oh, my mic's not working.
I set it down too long, or I went over and got on Telegram,
and I didn't think, and I sent like 50 messages,
and then it just disconnects over here.
I'll start being a dictator on these Saturday nights and Sunday nights
and keep a little bit of order in the space.
Well, what other tickers are we looking at?
I mean, DCA's about to hit 100K.
hit 100k shrickin uh it was looking really good somebody just fired 475 dollars after firing
Shrickin' is looking really good.
76 dollars five minutes ago damn toast was that you i mean bread i just look at him and i think
of toast no that wasn't me man i was gonna buy earlier today but you know I've been working all day.
Day was messed up, car battery was dead so I've been running behind so I hadn't really had time to do much of nothing.
But I wish I would have bought guys. I didn't buy just so it would send.
If I bought, it would tank to nothing. That's just how it goes. I don't make the rules.
I just live the consequences of them. You know, I'm here for you guys.
I didn't buy so y'all could eat.
So don't forget the little guy.
That's the kind of guy you want around.
I tested him to see if he was farming us.
But, of course, the dude from york at midnight is just you know
doing his thing so guys now now i'm really worried i'm thinking i should delete the information in
my bio so people have no idea what the product does i'm really starting to second guess everything
that i'm doing oh my god this is this is very very worrisome hey hey hey my phone was in the other room and we just crossed 100k
there we go damn 110k let's go bro we're freaking running fire bro can a man use a bathroom in peace
god damn accused of aura farming oh Oh, Lord. Not him.
Okay, so wait, wait, wait.
It's when you sit here on stage and only be as speaker so people will be more likely to follow you but don't say anything.
if i know moon's hosting a space at night i'll come up and speak i'll be active for the first
hour and then i'll go to sleep on stage and i'll continue to get follows all through the night
thank you man that's freaking awesome i do that to to moon i'll come co-host that night but i don't do that by choice he freaking makes me
i'll show up to listeners timbo and moon always do this they'll just be like yeah get your ass
up here and come freaking co-host and i hate it but sometimes sometimes gina shows up and she'll
take the reliever responsibility for you love it but you you know you you're you're almost as good
looking that pizza ninja it is cute but yeah gene is definitely better looking than my pizza ninja
that's we can't say my ninja's better looking than a female that's not freaking disgusting
low-key bro like actually some shit going on with what I just this fucking
Big time dude. Just drop a post
What are you talking about?
It's in the jumbotron. I'm coming check your DNA and check your text message moon
Yeah, I'll say Gina Gina came in clutch in that space of the day that with the bamboo
Bro, how was that early, Moon?
He said this big dude dropped his post.
There's going to be some heated comments there's gonna be some but look i need some engagement guys so look this is what we do
for a moon is an animal at times bro
so you're gonna learn how properly engagement farm space is i can i can teach you all about
it and uh you know you can pump your i mean or you just freaking do what dca does and just
bring it come up here speak the truth put the wisdom in people's pockets ppp polygon people's
pockets that's the eac method dca eac we're going three letter acronym uh
the bullet ebo and man evo win ticker when when evo ticker you're gonna run that up for like 15k
and then and go from there but look how basic like i'm just looking at at dca's account
Look how basic, like I'm just looking at DCA's account.
Like the PFP is just so basic.
Like the font's just like classic.
It's just, dude, just pick up your DCA pants.
And go fuel your conviction.
Beetle, go call DCA, Beetle.
It's kind of fun, too, because if I wake up in the morning and I want to grab a bag of something that I think might be like a daily runner, I'll be like, hey, would you DCA into this so I can even like shill tickers and stuff?
and stuff it's it's kind of fun right and then you have an upper hand being and i mean this in
the most respectful of ways but you have an upper hand and a disadvantage being a woman but the
upper hand being you can maneuver in all these rooms people should be and most of them will be
respectful and hear you out and you have a no-nonsense ticker you have a floor that's just
amazing so yeah bro it's an easy sale. The Ponzi-nomics works. The reflections work.
So, yeah, bro, you're going to be fine.
I've made $10 in, like, rewards alone.
Early access because of the space.
It's been a wonderful Saturday thanks to you, Money Wise.
I would like to announce that I have made two more dollars on rewards now uh since we
announced my position earlier uh i am uh definitely bag biased here uh you should buy
dca make my bag look better um you won't have to dca as this has been just forever up. It's been one direction.
I like the fact that, you know, these faces just kind of is the alpha, man.
And, yo, like, we stay cooking, bro.
How many cooks have we had this week, man?
A couple of them were pretty big.
From beyond the grave, dude.
Who was the other dude that paid?
We made big boy on space. Big boy?
I jeeted all over your mom.
I jeeted all over your mom.
You know, definitely got her good.
He had an early entry at 84K, bro.
I like where the, so far I'm looking at these metrics for this token.
I like where the, so far I'm looking at these metrics for this token.
Um, dude, like even the sniper, uh, tab, you know, not many people got in early.
You're at 124 holders, which is like right on par with what you want to see.
You want to see, you know, right around a thousand, you know, a thousand k market cap worth per holder so that's
always like a good metric to kind of you know just to kind of see when you see 500 holders and 100,000
token you know it just kind of becomes obvious you know that some fish is going on But um Yeah no this is dope dude I like this
Any snipers or anything like that
Sticking around to just ruin it
It could be the arm a lot of the dust wallets
Right, right, right. Yeah, a lot of those sometimes they count I have something that like takes them away
Who knows this is this is ball is bro. I feel
I put dude I put 0.6 Solana and my bag is worth, like, whatever, you know?
But, like, just the hedge here is freaking awesome.
I got $150, I think, when we first got there.
But I was having to scramble, bro, because it wouldn't take it on Lab.
It wouldn't take it on Phantom.
I was like, what the fuck?
Where do I buy this at? I'll be buying jupiter i end state on jupiter um yeah yeah
whenever i see a belief ticker that's why i asked if it was still you know graduated well i saw that
the percentage was at 12 yo i got in at 12.7 on the bonding curve that was sick and i'm still
holding every token i haven't sold a single sale.
Good thing I didn't eat more
It would have been hard not to have
eaten a big heavy bag if I had ate
But a thousand bucks right now would kind of slow
things down. You don't want to do that.
I'm thinking about the overall.
There'll be enough money for all of us once we hit like a mil, 800K, you know, 7, 8, 900K.
Let's let the Jeets get out, do whatever they want to do at that point, and then we can run it back turbo.
So, you know, this is dope.
Yeah, when these rev shares really get moving, it's a lot.
Are you running any kind of uh
any kind of volume on this volume bots no i do you guys know one that works on the rev share tokens
most of them have just said like no token i do well i can't vouch for it but they said that they
can do it um let me tell you the name of the name of it i was i'm
in a group spaces doesn't odin do 2022 i think uh shogun crypto has the anvil bot that works on
rev share too i'm not sure i'm demon now someone said tag bot systems and i don't vouch for me
you have to ask them but they have something that has like taxes and they said they had a volume bought that works for red share i mean i have my own private volume that i could
run on this but the tax is a tax you know yeah it's just it's running fake volume on a it'll
it'll help like make it look like it's more active this and that but to be honest like
letting it get organic right i was gonna say it almost don't need it bro with the way it's
pumping right now i mean it would look good but you could run a market maker on it like orbit
or something like that guys the ticker's at a hundred fucking thousand dollars and you're
talking about market makers and volume bots like everybody's Everybody's arguing if they got in at 11,500
or 12,500. These are some
Welcome to the big leagues, baby.
want me to get in touch with Wintermute for you
also? What else do you guys need?
What about Hayden while you're
I got outlawed the Mexican ticker.
Oh, by the way, guys, did you hear that my boy Sahil,
who I put up for jail the other day, got caught in the UAE?
Yeah, he got caught, and he's got, like, $20 million confiscated.
I didn't know he got popped. I knew they were looking for him, but I didn't know he got caught, and he's got like $20 million confiscated. Bro. I didn't know he got popped.
I knew they were looking for him, but I didn't know he got caught.
Yeah, definitely send him your seed phrase.
He's in group chats, bro.
Sahil, yeah, villain monkey.
Someone said that he got caught
in the UAE. I was reading.
but he's out because he put
on his timeline today is a 20 million
disrespect, but yeah, he was in
blowing up every group chat
I'll tell you this much. The UAE
left at $20 million in well i wouldn't uh i'll tell you this much the uae left at 20 million
dollars and i definitely wouldn't be around with that country not that they're bad in any way but
that's not a country that they have much tolerance for insubordination which country he said 20 mil
is disrespected uh uh dubai and all that yeah they don't play no games bro
yo this is tight i like it did i like quick did you get in on this ponzi
no i'm here to uh check the temperature of the room to see how far you guys are still down the
meme rabbit hole and ready if you're coming back to the wild and wonderful world of nfts uh there's so much more fun to talk about than just like oh man look how
down bad we are here but we're always up there this person sniped this no we get to talk about
cool shit that's being built dumb art dumb projects it's a lot more fun. Well, you were supposed to bring me an NFT club. But you're still down, man. New Groctimus post up on the...
Not if you've been bag-holding your tayos, Andrew.
Not if you've been bag-holding your tayos this other time and round-tripped it.
You are actually paid out now, fam.
Hey, can you give me the rundown on that?
Because I know a lot of people made money, but I don't know the details.
Okay, so here's what happens.
I've been covering the story of soul for tom for quite some time
clutch yeah you know we've been following this it's hysterical to watch this story because he's
on cloud nine right now as the number one founder but we're not going to talk about soul steads uh
we're not going to talk about the art reveal on pilots for the mint that was delayed six months
we're not going to mention any of that we're not going to talk about how pilots went to 0.02 so
we're going to talk about how tom got a job with bonk in this new launch pad let's bonk that's been absolutely
funneling money into the gp token which is what the robots stake for so like the token was like
a cent maybe like a couple of cents and now it's at like four dollars so they just like pump so
much in each like robots are earning basically like 100 bucks a day right now now. But this is just like the D God's face, bro.
Remember when D God's were like the dust was printing like hundreds of dollars a day.
People were taking second mortgages on their houses.
Frank had to post out. He's like, don't like risk your house for a D God, you know, because they thought like, oh, like a month or two of like these emissions.
these emissions bro there's only a year and a left of these like uh staking emissions for gp
Bro, there's only a year and a left of these like staking emissions for GP.
and i have no idea what's going to happen with bonk with let's bonk because menoplex just launched
portals is launching one that has like an ai built in and can make you go viral and tick tock with
games and that are like roblox and so there's going to be more competition for launch pads
but this is their main source of revenue because tyos hasn't built anything else like name something else tayos has built like what the uh not not mercury is the only atlas 3 they built that they were
going to be like the the only fans of web 3 they didn't do that and now he's got a job of bunk
you know and now he's just like funneling his paychecks from bunk into gp and it's pumping
and everyone's happy from tayos and now they just absolutely like like this florio ggs
everyone's buying right now i'm gonna talk to you in two months we're gonna see what happens
no i was wondering about that because i i saw that uh soul brig big brain said he had got back
pretty much everything he lost in nfts from from tayo robotics drop so i was like dang
that must have been a big drop but he was he was bag-holding, dude. So you got to understand,
if you were bag-holding this entire time
just earning this useless, useless GP token,
and then all of a sudden,
Bro, people had just been two robots staked
Because they've been bag-holding.
This has been an OG project.
They had like 40 grand each
robot you know what i mean like it's crazy people are buying like crazy houses and like
the floors keep it up because they keep pumping money into it from the bonk revenue
bonk is also like that's serious bro bonk but there's a chance bonk could go to 10 cents in
the future dude you guys are not prepared to have that conversation. But back to NFTs, dude.
you're going to be so hyped about portals.
I have them on a stream tomorrow.
First of all, they work directly with Grok, with AI.
So you're going to love portals. But you can build games inside of portals with AI also.
And they help you make viral TikTok videos from those games.
So like the little Roblox character will be going around like,
today I'm running from a dragon. Like, like oh no he's trying to run me and these
little videos bang on instagram and tiktok these short form videos like like they're little buying
videos and it's just like roblox characters doing like funny web 3 shit and they can help you do
that all with a token and a game that's tied to it that you earn revenue from you know how long
i've been talking about portals fam you know it dude well their token launches next month finally and uh yeah dude they're doing some serious shit
so nfts are back baby which means that we're probably almost at the top dude we were we had
clutch we're just talking about that and like i i honestly think that we're gonna get nft rotation
or are you looking at anything that you think is gonna pump is? I know everybody's probably concerned about the OGs,
but is there anything under the radar that you like?
Here's what I'm going to say right now.
If NFTs are coming back, you should probably stable up some.
Keep some stable because that's generally like,
it's nowhere to go but down for a little while, dude,
because we're rotating into digital collectibles.
If you're an OG, remember, remember from last cycle,
all the other influencers that were telling us, Oh, look how cool this art. And then they dumped
on us. You are now the OG, you get whitelist, you get to do the dumping. You are no longer exit
hoodie. None of these projects that are going to come out are doing anything that hasn't been done
before. So they may get hyped for like a week or two. You may think like, this is going to be the
They're pumping this high enough to take enough money.
Now, you could be part of that process too.
So first and foremost, I'm going to mint some new collections,
but I'm selling this time, dude.
We are not holding anything.
We have no conviction in any of these projects.
Of course, I'm going to go ahead and throw that out there.
Grab yourself a famous Fox, you know, just on the tools alone. Clutch has outperformed the asset itself just from saving on the fees from the website.
So that's pretty much the only reason.
And then, dude, honestly...
All reporting to Lana in savings.
There's like a few OG ones that might be good for flips, you know?
Like always like a SMB, like Gen 3 or a raffle is pretty low entry.
Dude, I don't know. I'm interested to hear what you think Andrew which which OG projects you're still following dude I
mean I was honestly asking some because I'm so out of the loop on NFTs I I don't know where to
start I mean I obviously I know where to start but I I gotta go do some research and get into it and
see what it looks like stuff could be trending towards but i i haven't really paid attention to anything but i do know that people are buying crypto punks and eventually that's
going to trigger something yeah so like businesses are now creating strategic reserves with these
digital assets what do you think about that i can understand this for rwas but for crypto punks i
don't really like what does a crypto punk do again it's just like it was the first nft right it's just art but it's a solid storage of i don't know about i
don't know about solid storage but networking and tax harvesting it's definitely good for those
well yeah i think that got thrown out when we talked about it on on the space before that
networking and tax harvesting but i I mean, to be honest,
it just feels like peak idiocracy. You know, I think we're probably about 45 to 60 days from a
nation sweeping some crypto punks and put it in their national treasury. And that's when I think
it's 100% time to stable up and short the market. I think though, with the way this cycle is going it's going to be a little bit different than the
other um nft run just like we saw with meme coins we're going to see this rush of like
40 trillion nfts being put out into the market um and sort of doing that pump fun vibe that could
happen there'll be some that will have value and have the real og old communities but i can see like a ridiculous
amount of them coming out in the nft phase just being a little less odd or it's just being treated
like sort of like pumped up funded with the market but i don't know i don't think we're near the top
of the market or anything yet i don't think we've cascaded down really into the alts or or anything
and i think that we're not in a four-year cycle anymore
with the way institutions have come in and started buying things. You're never going to see Bitcoin
drop 80% ever. It's different. Well, I guess one thing I will say about NFTs, and it's probably a
hot take, and it almost feels weird and dirty to say out loud is that that there there may even be
a meta to go back to nfts because the barrier of entry to truly bring something that's a decent
project is higher than these these crap meme coins that you can just go you know slap it slap
together an ai image on on pump you know we we did have launched my nft but to be real if you were gonna have something with
some decent art you either a paid a decent chunk of money for it or b spent a decent chunk of time
so like nfts do bring that dynamic to where like maybe that's the only way to get back to doing
some degeneracy to where any idiot can't can't launch something for $20 and there's a million different things launching.
I might be starting to get bullish on NFTs again.
I mean, the ones with good communities and real art.
That's why I was saying the OG good projects.
But I think a lot of people are very stupid
in the way that they handle this space.
And you're just going to see a lot of really dumb stuff coming through that space,
just like it did with Pump and all the meme coin space.
I'm not trying to shoot down communities.
If you're going to do art, it should be on Bitcoin.
It should be in Ordinals.
That's the one use case for Ordinals that I think that,
if you're going to make a serious, serious art collection piece, it's one of one.
Put that on Bitcoin as an ordinance, you know,
but like everything else, like additions and like these collections with
like hundreds and thousands, it makes sense.
Like launching on Solana with NFTs, but Andrew, okay.
So I did like a quick list of like my top five,
like this would be my personal quick five NFTs to watch.
I said Foxes, I said portals, bro.
You guys will witness portals
next month and what they're gonna do grab like smb is always like that's like a classic solana
and like they make for great pfps but kalino i think is 100 like not gonna fail i think like
the ip and like what they're doing with their game that's probably a good one and then bro honestly
you're not gonna want to hear it bro but like they've been crushing it lately and like their art just captures rich money is the OK Bears.
The OK Bears is a sleeper project.
They're sneaking their way back to three soul right now, dude.
I've been following and talking with Kais and shit, dude.
And like that is a project that out of nowhere, you may just see it like 20, 30 soul floor because like a bunch of equals like, yo, this art's bullish and we're buying salon NFTs.
I'm sweeping this shit. You know?
And like they actually do stuff.
So that would be my top five.
Man, you know, I can see the argument for OK Bears.
I just, I don't want to hear it.
I feel dirty to talk about how it could be won.
But if ETH whales are coming to Solana, that does seem like the type of art they're gonna they're gonna vibe with and that type of stuff so it's a good list man i think clay knows is my favorite on there too just because of all the dynamics i guess the one
thing about clay knows is is so diluted though that it's uh i don't know i think it takes a lot
to pump that one yeah i think that's very true they have a token coming out also which is going
to saturate it even more and before we go to bread i just want to tell you a quick story about the
okay bears that got me extra bullish so ghostface killer remember him from the wu-tang clan he was
my favorite until he launched a token uh but before he launched a token he was coming into
the ecosystem and many were speculating he was actually going to care and like do some things
in the ecosystem and try to vibe and for some reason he checked out a bunch of NFTs. Like he was just trying to do the Iggy Azalea thing.
And he's like, yo, these OK Bears are fire.
And basically, like, he was like, this is my favorite collection out of all the art.
They're like, this is the coolest.
And the OK Bears made him a one of one Ghostface over the weekend.
They only had two custom one of ones and they made a third one.
And then they found out he was going to launch a token and they didn't give it to him.
So if Ghostface thinks they were cool, I'm pretty sure a lot of other MFers are going to do this.
That's my thesis on this, my investment strategy based on Wu-Tang.
I'm changing my PFP right now.
The epitome of being down bad is rocking one of those OG Solana collections you just mentioned.
and lost a lot on that SMB.
Yo, Kui, you gonna let him talk to you like that?
I'm gonna let him talk to you like that, Kui?
I think he bought it at the floor, though.
He bought it at, like, three Solana.
So he's actually a Profit Maxis.
I tried fighting him already,
but then I saw the entrance.
But you know what I just...
These Narctavias are sick. man but you know what i didn't
are tvs are sick well you know what i just bought those bullets well for starters while all you
plebs were arguing about nfts i hit a quick 50 extra making two dollar bets on rainback casino
i was just clicking buttons you know putting some content out dude i've started that freaking
portfolio with one solana i'm up to 900 bucks bro i'm freaking cooking so you know
rainbag casino check it out but anyways quicks go to the next pin post i just do they have an nft
yes well no they don't not yet but this one i bought from the homie no face it's a ordinal
it's inscribed on a block nine satoshi which is a rare sat um it's freaking sick dude i bought it for
a little bit less than 500 bucks i can go g it already not that not the actual uh order don't
do it dude no i'm not no face is a legend bro that's just gonna be worth so much money and
that's what i'm saying like an artist like no face like one of like he bro he's been working
on that collection for a long ass time dude this is serious art collection this isn't just some
like oh we're putting together a weekly collab that's going on mallow it's a whitelist so like you he
has to accept you to be able to mint it so uh you know he he used to rock that's why it should be on
bitcoin yeah he used to rock the uh the pocket protector badge so that's how we met but obviously
you know people have known about me by now um i i don't know if i would switch i know about no face
i know about you yeah sure uh of course uh i don't know if i would switch my pfp but the fact that that's a block
nine rare sat it's pretty bullish dude it's pretty freaking bullish
but we're in the same block as d gods bro we're 555 went to die. Also the OK Bears, let's not forget about the Block 9 Bears.
Remember the glowing ones that they brought over?
Let's not forget about that.
What are those on right now? What can you
mint one of those right now? Go check Magic Kingdom real quick.
You can get them on Magic Kingdom.
Let me check out the price
Moon, are you bullish on OK Bears, bro?
I'm bullish on Noctavia NFTs.
Buck, I bought like five of them bitches, sniped them on the floor, like 0.4, 0.6.
Highest paid was 0.88 i could list all of them well i could sell all of them not list they all got uh offers for fucking like 1.7 sol and higher right now the floor is
like a like damn near a salami i'm pretty sure last time i checked um the art's pretty dope like 0.011
clutch the art's pretty dope it's not gay that's it 0.011 well okay so that's about a thousand bucks
okay btc okay bears is the ticker on magic eden. No shot on dropping four figs on a fucking NFT, bro.
It's like $1,600 right now, dude.
I have a wristband to prove it.
Bro, every time people have freaked super cycle to me,
we have gone almost straight to zero.
No, no, this is different.
No, this one's a golden super cycle.
It's a golden super cycle.
I'm going to give you a list of 20 suey meme coins to go by.
I'm going to send you a list of not 20 XRPL.
10 XRPL meme coins you should go by.
Fucking get diversified on the blockchain clutch.
You can't be stuck up just holding salamis you can't be just stuck up
holding holding bitcoin you gotta get on polygon the peoples the ag layer bro you gotta get on
there and do swaps cross chain motherfucker how much did he pay you to be showing me freaking
polygon on my off days he's just He's just sending me hearts right now.
First of all, he gave me a bag too.
Yo, Quicks, you want to have 1% in a Polygon?
Can I admit this for an NFT?
He actually will send you some Polygon NFTs as well.
Yeah, he just threw me a heart.
wallet right now, Quicks.
I do take tips. Dude, I don't even know
if I have a Polygon wallet. You have MetaMask, fool.
They sneak it in there, bro.
That's what he preaches about. He's like, bro, you have
Polygon. I don't even know.
He wants to put Polygon in the
P. P. P. P. Why are we talking about Polygon in the people's pockets. P, P, P.
Why are we talking about Polygon again?
Bro, I'm the number one fucking Polygon KOL.
I'm out here pushing P, boy.
Hey, at least they got the refund back from Utes, dude.
They got the $4 million back from Frank.
Yo, Timbo, did you gtca from 110
down to 75 i see how you are huh y'all y'all gonna take profits at 100k okay we really okay
okay i see what i get for being nice
y'all gonna de-risk out on me at these levels. He said, nah, bro. Nah, bro. That wasn't me.
That was you, Toast? I mean, Brad, bro, I
see Toast. Every time I see Toast,
I think you're cheating on me.
Why does it got to be me, Clutch? I'm over here
working, bro. I can't even trade.
If I launch, bro, if I launch,
it's the only way I'll do anything.
I tried working with somebody the other day. It didn't work out. You i ain't doing it no more if i'm not launching it so i ain't
investing you know that's just how it is guys i do have a little bit of breaking news um this is
actually bullish news for moon sorry if i get a little emotional, guys. This is a tough comment. Yeah, no, no.
Moon, you actually want to allow this.
Space Cowboy, the Odin guy.
You guys all know him as the Odin guy.
He actually took your move, Moon.
In case the listeners are wondering what is going on,
Moon shared me a ticker at 3.5k market cap, 3.2 to be exact.
I aped and my average entrance was 3.5 because it's such a low crapper.
He claims it went to a 10x, but my P&L that I sold was at a 60% loss.
I've never entered a ticker at such low market cap and got rugged.
I didn't think he would go below 2,000 market cap.
I mean, I saw the ticker at $600.
The $600 conversation has entered the building.
Now, I never thought someone would find me a ticker that would rug me harder.
So Space Cowboy shot me a text and he said, hey, Clutch, I'm here to take out Moon.
So he sends me a ticker at 2.4K market cap.
Do you guys want to guess where it's at?
So now I have a P&L card.
I entered something less than moon.
No, I sold it so I can realize the freaking,
so I can realize the loss.
I was going to say we should pump it up.
Well, I am so down bad here.
I have to play some Celine.
Moon, you are no longer the worst caller in the history of calls.
There is one that has decided to take in your moves,
take in your losing vibes and said,
said clutch ate this ticker i promised you the worst results and he was right shout out to space
Clutch, ate this ticker, I promise you the worst results.
cowboy being the worst trader in the profit maxi circle we are powered by groptimus you sir are
surely not you just so much fun bro that's crazy okay give you a split okay clearly clearly we
weren't done with this rat yet moon he cannot wait to come and answer this fun.
He says he bonded the ticker, but the 30% dev sell says otherwise.
And I had a shot to realize my tennis.
You know what I'm saying, Timbo?
But guys, I really, if we can please tag Space Cowboy.
WBA, I know you're down there.
How am I supposed to pay all these KOLs, bro?
But look, yo, Andrew, we actually can run up this ticker if we really wanted to.
In the two Ks, bro, and i realized the 72 72 how do you lose 72
percent ape in a 2.5 k market cap dude i mean i faded it because i'm i'm well aware
about these tokenomics work you know these bu these Jupiter launches are diabolical.
Look at Meow and Team. They're so
vicious with it that they're like, yo,
you can just keep 30% and
immediately unlock it on bond.
nothing tickers all day long,
Bamoon, did you feel any kind of remorse when you knew I sold my bag for a 60% loss?
No, it went, bro, it freaking instant bonded, bro.
I don't know how you weren't there for that.
It doesn't make any sense.
That sounds like what the dev would say, right?
Like, oh, I didn't know how you missed the pump you know i really bro and you you preach about all these bots
and stuff like bro use the bots like what do we you're the bdm for these freaking no first of all
none of these freaking uh tools work with jupiter's freaking tools because it's so new so they haven't integrated their API yet
So you Jupiter has a has a stop-loss though
Jupiter has a stop-loss take profit trigger. Oh sure. Yeah, no, I didn't think I needed one when I entered at 3000 market cap
I would like to add in as well something real quick. I'm very sorry
So I also ate this right here, you know, I'd like around 3k market cap as well something real quick i'm very sorry so i also aped uh this right here you know at like
around 3k market cap as well and uh you know i was like i'm gonna be the homie you know it went
up like 10 11x i saw it and i'm like you know what that's a nice little gain off my little
0.3 something solana i threw into this thing and then i'm like i'm gonna be i'm gonna be the homie
i ain't gonna sell oh it's gonna be fine's going to go back to 3K market cap.
That's whenever I learned something about the Jupiter takers that we're talking about with Clutch right here right now with this.
It's an education course.
That's why I had to get the dev share, bro.
I had to get my money for teaching you guys a little something about Jupiter.
At the end of the day, though, look, I told you guys a little something about jupiter like at the end of the day though look
like i i told you guys what the plan was all the tokens that i bought i gave out to raiders bro
like yeah it was i what y'all think was gonna happen whenever i give them the freaking to supply
it at a 5k market cap bro we cook it dude we change we change some people's lives bro at the end of the
day lives were lives were changed bro like for real i have people hit me up in the freaking dms
like telling me like yo this is like holy shit like i actually held on to the cup shaker ticker
and it's like crazy moon like what's going on and uh bro that's why they still be out here
raiding for freaking groctimus and shit making memes bro like come on like let's let's freaking cook bro like at the end of the day you can say
you can say you got rugged by cup shaker but you really you're full of it if you're full of it
you guys immediately cheated upon graduation there was zero chance to make money the only way i would
have made money is if i g did it when it solidified
a floor at 10 12k which would be some of the most hoish behaviors doing that to a friend so
um i some somebody bundled it for sure but well look and uh the g on pete coin
i missed that one i would have for sure g cheated on y'all i set the bond curve
for way higher because i knew somebody was going to run a bundle on it so i'll set the bond curve
for like 66 there's like 66666 and then uh and uh yeah what do you know inevitably some they had
100 something people in the space he dropped it in there dropped it in our chat first prop max group
chat and then boom let's go somebody freaking bundled that shit up g'd on pete ran that shit
i'm pretty sure to hire market captain fucking pete's token bro it did it didn't sit in the
shit anywhere but i'm pretty sure it went higher than fucking Cuddy Pete, bro. So that shit was funny, bro.
Catabolic, that was tragic, bro.
Your freaking dev record is tragic, bro.
You need to stop launching stuff.
The Catabolic one, well, to say the least. Who launched that?
You launched it? No no to say no no no no the guy that launched it bro i was expecting him to run knew it i knew
it was moon god damn it it felt like it hi ticker thank you i was like i told y'all who it was is
that is a diamond nuts uh guy king of crypto right and uh the trenches are crazy he's
like he's like yo moon do you know you're bringing shame to the moon name on so many levels yo the
moon show is being affected here moon landing we have no affiliation with this like rug factory
that's coming out here this is hey yo that should be your nft collection moon going to school the tuition
at the ecosystem's expense you know the only thing that's affecting moon's landing is um
is uh your mom to be honest but i just i don't even care bro because it's so funny
like it's actually worth the entertainment entertainment to let him do his thing.
I love your takes with this background.
So here's the thing with the moon launches.
You guys are going to fade
whenever I actually do put together
as the guy running the X page.
You guys can try to fade whenever i put together
this real but it's honestly not gonna be how you gonna say you can try to fade we hate everything
no no no we don't hate nothing no these aren't apes these aren't apes bro what no no no because
because we'll be able to 500 with now a serious question is It's not a serious ape. No, we got a VC.
We got a fundraise, like 200 Solana.
Post that pre-sale thing, please, bro.
Yo, Brad, are you buying this pre-sale?
We're in a pre-sale manner, bro.
You got to buy the dough if you want to make the bread.
If you want to let the dev cook you gotta you know give him some
seasoning so i went to sleep letting the dev cook and i woke up to like all the food was gone bro
did they have even moved out the u-haul was gone no no no no no like look look i'm telling you i'll
bring the what you nobody wants a white paper though look i'll bring i'll bring the details
Nobody wants a white paper, though.
Look, I'll bring the details.
Actually, I'm not even going to give you a timeline.
Hey, Moon, what happened to your freaking fart powder, dude?
What happened to your boy fart powder, bro?
Did you? Oh, yeah, yeah but i ate it right when
he launched it because i scanned it and it showed up i'm like yo insta buy because i thought it was
this fool and then i freaking go to the chat and moon's like yeah that's for sure not him
so i insta gated but i got in at like 4.3k 4..8k market cap, something like that. And I cheated right at entrance.
Yeah, so three days before that, he hit me up saying we're delaying it a week.
Because like, and it was the same, it was another reason why I told the Diamond Nuts.
Oh, I'm sorry, Moon, I forgot your music for your take.
Yeah, yeah, put it on, put it on.
And it's another reason I told the Diamond Nuts guy to delay the shit.
I'm like, bro, Soul just pumped.
Like, it's about to dump, like, 20 bucks.
And then it dumped 40 bucks.
Like, everybody's buying power got fucking cutting it by 15%, bro.
Like, what are we doing here?
And, um, but I, what ticker were we even talking about at this point, bro?
Like, honestly. Well's no, right.
The only thing that matters is was there enough room for a second person?
So yeah, they hit me up three days before and they're like, yeah, we can't do this launch
Um, honestly, pump fun is pump fun.
Jamoked everybody fucking is shit is cooked.
Like nobody knows what to do so honestly can we
get sad faces instead of smiley faces the out the alpha on on the werewolf fart powder and they told
me to keep this low key it's a recorded space bro fuck it uh but here's the alpha it i don't think
it's gonna be a pump ticker because uh they gotta they gotta dodge the they to dodge the motherfuckers, bro.
Hearing the rug factory with Titanic on the background
and sad faces by all the speakers is literally alpha.
That's not my shit, though.
No, no, no, you're fine, bro.
You're a performer, so you're good, right?
You're one of the homies, but I think as a unit here,
we now know how to go into other spaces.
Imagine, six of us request speaker i freaking
slap in the titanic and all of us start chucking sad faces bro the floor tanks rip the floor will
tank r.i.p bro let's try this all right i like it i like it let's freaking do it baby when we're
doing it damn yo i think quick shredded moon though because
he just gave him a nickname that would never go away until i 1000x but the rug factory bro
it just makes me think of uh rob deer dog and all these skaters
yo the rug factory i i kind of dig that for a freaking collection
not a collection but the brand it's a good brand
uh and we can't you brand it however you want just give me a ponzi yeah no we will and we'll
set up some real estate uh business with uh we'll get in touch with bigfoot at mc we'll set up some
sort of uh where we have like a real life you know like a rob dierdick sort of you know why not have a rug
factory bro we have some devs cooking got some alpha callers in there all on the same floor
ground level putting their minds together it's it's called you're gonna need a first of all
it's already there like they're every there's already rug factories second of all what i'm
really concerned about is two things one how many characters do you
have in your bio because that's a huge factor and secondly do you have a roadmap to get between
10 000 to 15 000 like we really need to see the business plan the white paper the roadmap for that
and then we can confidently really ape heavy well i gotta count these characters and i'm so kind of slow and it's pretty late so you gotta
give me one two yeah i'll circle back on that one the 10 the 10 15k so so look so look it's a it's a
multi multi-level multi-chain fundraise we're fundraising level multi-chain ponise. A multi-level multi-chain Ponzi?
We're going to take liquidity
using Soul Flare wallets.
Don't include me in this room, dude.
waiting for the nft to launch dude so would you say it's sort of like a diamond shaped plan where
you have two pyramids end to end forming a real diamond chad behold something something like that
but we're where i'm at the very very like where basically nobody else can be below at that level.
You told me that when I ate that 3K, bro, and the lie detector determined something.
No, but this is the thing.
Whenever we have the presale wallet, we're actually all in at the same level, bro.
Like this is the mechanism behind the presale wallet.
So I get 30% of the supply?
Well, it depends on how much you contribute to the pre-sale roll
200 solana wallet so you know math it out right how much how much is it 60 solana 60 solana gets
you 30 percent look all i'm gonna tell you is andrew's never awake this late and you have andrew
ready to click the button and ape the rug factory uh yo andrew how bullish
are you from one to ten and then let's throw it to toast i mean brad he's back to the toasted end
i'm on an 11 i've actually already ate you send money to the pre-seed wallet oh man dude yo
i can't cook with 300 solana bro come on i definitely could cook with 200 Solana, bro. Come on. I definitely can cook with 200 Solana.
The real trick is to airdrop everybody after you've sold.
So it's like a three-tier system.
You have your early airdrops.
And then you have your three days later airdrops.
You want to make sure that you're paying the premium for the early airdrops.
It's very complex, this double diamond, back-to-back pyramid scheme.
Well, speaking of the rug factory uh
fitty uh welcome um i i had big balls but now my bag is showing little balls but
uh let's go to brad real quick and then let's check in on fitty and say what's up
so i just wanted to go ahead and you know say something you know i'm all bullish behind moon
but i think like the way to go ahead and really expand this brand is just let me be a complete retard.
Listen to my little ideas, guys, and I'm telling you, I will send us to Valhalla and beyond.
I'm an idiot, but I will come up with like five or six senders in a day.
I just need people to help me create stuff, And that's it. That's literally it.
You know, and I have somebody, thank you clutch very much for your recommendations.
You'll be seeing things in the near future. However, the smartest thing to do would be to
go ahead and start the little cabal. Let's get the bakery going and let's just go ahead and
just go ahead and take advantage of this time till november and then that's all i have to say
take advantage of this time till November. And then that's all I have to say.
hard share i am factory cabal pre-seal live i'm freaking bullish bro send me the wallet i'm
aping a fat ass bag yo um bread you found a very clever way to tell me that you're just wonder
bread um get better we need organic bread around here i I've been doing that TikTok challenge at the store and Madam Clutch stays yelling at me because I just squish the frickin' bread and it all comes back to just the same frickin' shape.
And I just start running, dude, like, no, I want real bread.
So, yeah, I'm very bearish on falsified information there.
But, Fitty, how many times have you been rugged this week
uh you personally have rugged me twice uh but that's about your average so nothing different
here do you have a ticker for me i i'm really hurting i have not rugged you twice i've only
given you big balls you put them in your mouth and they're still holding tight
that bag is down extremely bad right now.
I gave it to you, 350, we're at 400,
You told me to top last at 900K.
Don't, no, don't, don't, bullshit.
I'll go fucking record this shit.
It was, it went up to 800 for 13 minutes
and that was the time you were smoking weed
and you did not get in there you got
in it like you know it's funny how your story lines up just with the rug factory i mean moon's
story on cup shaker and telling me i had a chance to exit and profits i i i don't know i guess maybe
i don't look at charge for a living i'm all right i'm gonna have to go to your spaces for the last
three weeks and tell you the tickers you told me to buy in.
I don't know if you want me to do that.
Brock, Timmy, Taboo, BCA, Flotto, Baby Grog.
No, those three are good.
It's the other shit that's in the nest when I come in here and I'm like, oh, fuck.
I'm getting blamed for the nest.
Bro, he gave me like a figure.
He sent me a ticker. He gave me one. Those are quick codes.
He said, Fitty, here, get in this one early before I shill it.
He gave it to me at 7,000.
After he gave it to everybody, he went to 4,000.
Yeah, that sounds like the Cup Shaker play.
I learned that move from the Ruff Factory.
I'll be honest with you. Come shake your bonded, no decks needed. I'll be honest with you. I've been...
I've been literally just playing a couple of my convictions play,
and I've been just accumulating more big balls,
because every day, and I kid you not,
there's something happening,
and somebody else is following.
I don't know if you guys...
Well, like this, you have a lot of supply.
Absolutely. Oh, you've been... Right Absolutely Meet our friend DCA here
She's been pumping our bags all day today
Reflections token pays out in USDC
Do you have yourself a bag sir?
You know what kicks my ass
About some of these reflection tokens I don't know what the fuck's real what's not when there's like a dollar
in my wallet i'm like fuck do i does this the one they sent or is this some shit something somebody's
gonna drain me so i'm like at this point where i'm thinking i need to like reflect somewhere in
a wallet nothing else reflects you know what i mean because this all the light of this reflecting okay okay let's reflect on these reflections yeah and according to these revelations on those reflections
i do understand the confusion when there's many reflections coming in through one reflection
right and then i had two reflections token do you remember when dt dtf dtn was giving us another
reflection tone for a tesla one now i is getting a reflection token to a reflection.
My rewards were earning micro rewards.
Cause like right now I'm looking,
I don't know if this is real or not.
I don't know if this is really useful or unusual.
I really want to catch you up on what the mood was uh so far
today just to catch you up and it'll be one take real quick let's throw it over the moon
yo this is a crazy fucking engagement farm the rug factory well we can talk about that i don't know
if we can just keep shilling this fresh alpha down people's throat
you know it's a recorded space you can go back and get in on what we have cooking up here with
the rug factory hottest pre-sale on the solana blockchain cross chain two solana blockchain
multi-chain facet uh multi-level and he's putting polygon in pockets. Can I send more over to the pre-sale wallet?
I'm so bearish. Like, bro, imagine
a ticker that the more bearish
you make the community, the more
nine AI robots on this post of his what a fucking engagement farm
i have never seen some fucking crazy ass why does the rug factory even have to launch a token what
you could do is you could set up a pre-sale wallet and then give people reflections so they send a
hundred dollars and everybody else gets two dollars as long as it
keeps going you have nothing to worry about you don't have to worry about tokenomics at all i
can't think of the business plan there's this guy in new york who did something very similar um
bernie something i i don't know but maybe you could just have a reflections from the pre-sale
wallet the only famous bernie i know is sanders and he's always asking me for something
i think he's a crypto bro dude he had he had like several very profitable holders in that system he
had set up like the two people at the top like the lady that was like running the show they knew
exactly what was going on you know what i'm saying and they were just like all right we have this fucking guy now we
we fucking run this fucking show we just basically bought bought out the pond the the madoff pyramid
like so look if you want to try to buy out the rug factory go by all means hold on hold on you can't
be selling a pre-sale without the background go ahead ahead. But I'll let you know, like, that floor is thick.
Like, you have to come with your bags packed to buy out the rug factory.
Of course the floor is thick.
It's a facade, which there really isn't there.
And that's part of the reflections that fitty and i have
been really reflecting on so we've already raised the 200 soul route and you feel closed
you freaking beat me to the pre-sale link that's not cool bro the heck is this
there may be talks of opening up round two later later date but right now yeah we've we've already raised the 200 so we're closed
for tonight look maybe tell you guys later let's check in let's check in on a homie we haven't heard
from dc you haven't been here in about three days where i'm quite bearish on people that take you
know temporary breaks like that please tell me that you were out working a mission that required your 24-7
attention, that you would miss the last three spaces. You know, I remember these things. I
know that's a little weird, but I did tell you I would challenge you, you know, to be here every
day and you haven't, but you're here today on the weekends. That's bullish because some people
don't even work on weekends, But what's going on, bro?
And he's going to come not be ready.
He was just hearing all the Titanic music.
He was expecting to get rugged.
I don't know about you guys, but did you not get confused with the UFC this morning?
I ended up watching UFC for breakfast from dubai
and that was wow bro i hate those time slots yeah i never catch those dude and the last fight with
whitaker was awful dude he was boring as you know it was really like boring and and then half the
people say got robbed and i i don't care who got robbed it was just really i don't like free fights
anymore i think they suck i think they just put the the worst fighters in these for one guy had a bubble
in his eye he got hit in the eye it looked like the size of a kid doing bubbles it wasn't bullish
i don't know i don't like free fights i want pay-per-view yeah exactly i um i want my fight
to have a pre-sale to get in you know then i know it's legit why don't we do a pre-sale for next week's
ufc card dude post the wallet it's not a bad idea you know that could be a cool token we
for tomorrow and put it all in a parlay and if we hit we just pump all the profits back in
hit, we just pump all the profits back in.
Hits? Presale? I mean, you gotta post
a wallet. You can't just be, you know,
Let me presale your life.
Just send me the funds. I'll take
Moon, you should definitely do that rug factory with Drew as the head project manager.
I think it would be a full send.
You guys would get a lot of good community members in there.
It would be perfect for y'all.
Maybe throw your mom on there, too.
But I'll do it with Drew.
Your mom could do the PR.
cutting people about, bro.
this floor price could be
pissed a couple of holders off.
Bro, he should have done something better than a freaking flea market knockoff of every other goddamn collection in the space
they all do that though bro even the bonkios the bonkios were basically the same
shit just but the bunkios don't walk around telling everybody how bad and awful they are
it's probably not the greatest uh
marketing strategy eventually if you just piss off everybody holding your token or your nft like
just don't don't really understand how that works clutch is gonna have to come in here and save the day and this is bags are getting sent to zero right now i thought you guys swept the floor
or something i i didn't look at the price but i thought like the other day there was this whole bullish space and you guys were sweeping all the
floor everything exciting was happening that was like like 72 hours ago like community was forming
you know it's a one soul everybody's buying like what what went wrong was there not a pre-sale
wallet which obviously would be a big failure point and we're like what happened that is that
is the failure point that like i said earlier in this pace i did come through and and i swept the
floor initially to keep to to get this thing rolling to get that thing sold out but then i he didn't back over to him um for for a 2.5x drew sold on him for a 2x because yeah man what token
are we talking about you we're talking about your bags right now your sprodos oh is it down bad or
what are we down bad or what's going on with that those communities crumbling right now people are asking questions like which part
catch me out yeah they're they're they're wondering where the founder's at you know what
what's up with you know coming at everybody's throat you know how is that gonna how is how
are we gonna get this floor price to one to one soul and to sit there it's always going to be somebody looking to
freaking cheat man freaking uh i think uh i think this one's different though because you have guys
like tim you have guys like uh dylan that are just kind of in the background you know that they're
they're eager to snipe and uh i think you know with the given that
that like you said it's uh it's a it's a derivative of uh retardio right or something something like
that uh you can create a culture of like an fu mentality and and keep that keep that floor pumping um i mean he's confident enough to buy those back otc from me
take me to snipe drew cells you know tim's in there doing the thing like i said dylan uh i have
like that shit yeah man i mean look they're they're good to hang on to. They're good to hang on to.
It's not good enough for you.
Look, I'm an early investor clutch. I get in and I get out.
I provide liquidity to get the ball rolling.
I got to dust my hands off and look and look for new and look for new little angel
babies to bless right so there's always there's always somebody out here that needs to be put on
some opportunity uh get at my uh get at my dms guys like i said you already missed the missed
a boat on the first round of funding for the Rug Factory Cabal, but we might
open that back up at a later date.
Whenever you see the second pre-sale
want to hesitate this time.
definitely came in heavy,
heavy on this first round.
Ash down there. Good looks, guys. Good looks. Yeah, itctomus, Ash down there.
Good looks, guys. Good looks.
You guys couldn't hold a One Solana
It never even got to One Solana,
which is why I'm weirded out.
I don't know what the fudge happened here.
But I thought that was the whole plan.
You guys were going to go buy to One Solana.
Me and Brett sent in the soul.
And whoever was supposed to, whoever else, did it.
So the floor is at 0.3 or something like that.
I guess that's what it was when we got here.
I mean, dude, I honestly bought him and give him up.
I'm not talking shit about you.
That's a separate conversation.
I'm just saying, like, it's just hilarious how he had everything was going.
The floor is at 0.25 Solana.
Like, I mean, like, look, guys, I get it.
You know, there's up and down season in NFTs, but it shouldn't be, like, up and down season for 72 hours in your collection.
That's fucking hilarious.
They're not liquid like that and you know one guy did get hacked and just kind of destroyed and ate a bunch of the bids
um that guy ended up buying some of his bags back but yeah dude it was um it was just kind
of one of those good old the guy got hacked one i've heard that one before. Oh, I didn't tell. I just got hacked
at an optimal time. It's just crazy.
He just paid tax if he did, if he hacked himself.
He got sell shame back into it.
Bro, I swear. we'd be having some funny
ass stories yo 50 what's the funniest uh rug story you have for us bro because we've been
talking some rug stories here the last like 30 45 minutes bro i had the best one happen to me
it's it it's good it's not even funny so i was in this is this goes back to bsc i was in this
token where it was it was actually a meme coin it was actually pretty cool um they were creating
something cool i can't remember the fucking name of it but they were basically you have the contract
and your wallet and they created like these license plates for your wallet so people so
people can trade and not everybody can see your wallet kind of like a dry like a license plate and a vin number so you have your wallet
but everybody would get this like license plate so you could see where it's going but you can't
see all the transactions and it was kind of a cool idea because people would stop having these
secret wallets and all this other shit and this thing got up pretty high all of a sudden the motherfucker dev says his partner
rugged him and he's sorry he's raising money he's gonna get it going i can't remember the name of
this thing but it's really cool it was like the concept was cool at a good website it was a good
idea i liked where it was going and so he raised a bunch of uh bmb uh we all donated money this and
that and then that fucker rugged us he was actually the guy who rugged us the first time blamed on his partner so then that's the the worst part is the community
basically said this is a great project we're going to raise a bunch of money and do this over
then somebody else rugged us i got rugged three times on the same project then i said it we need
we need transparency these license plates um so three times i got rugged on the same ticker
license plates um so three times i got rugged in the same ticker
damn and uh whenever i was doing telegram stuff that happened to one of the projects i was involved
in called really rich we ran it back like three fucking times and it would end up just getting
smoked every time we did run it up and it was like a bunch it was like a bunch of group like
it was like a group of pores right so we like ran it up like through raids and shit like that and uh and we ran it up
one time to to like 400k from fucking zero it was pretty sick like everybody ate on that one uh
but uh after that one we kept trying to cook uh the same community, and it was just the most fucked thing was this guy Roach.
This guy was like, I don't know why everybody fucking trusted this motherfucker so much, bro.
Like, one, I never sent money to fucking, like, community wallets and shit like that
because I was holding down the telegram, like, working for my bags and shit.
They're like, motherfuckers, you guys that are, like, out here, like, here like oh i'm at my nine to five i'll catch up with you guys and raid later like all right
well then fucking donate some money for the volume bot bro because i'm out here skipping my nine to
five to fucking raid on threads for you so fucking buck up like type shit and but whatever bro they
let this dude roach run the fucking marketing wallet and he was
doing good by it for like two weeks bro but this fool accumulated like 50 soul one time and this
was whenever soul was like 250 bucks 200 and fucking 30 dollars like at least yeah yeah yeah
this was before I got to crypto Twitter like in fucking october and shit and um
yeah bro fucking this guy roach just dipped on us ran our bitch up over 50 soul fucking
peaced out with the marketing wallet after fucking cooking with him for like weeks bro
because it was a decent group like we did good like just rating bro like and uh like we had a we had a group of
like like 300 fucking active accounts in this telegram uh like the 300 people online right
so we would have like actively like 20 people in a vc type shit and uh you know you can cook
like that bro you really can especially when the market was pumping
so it was nice but fucking yeah marketing wallet scandal inevitable downfall
fucking can't come back from that vibes are just so bad after that yeah there's no recovering from
there it's crazy i've seen seen people who were friends with people,
working with them for years,
and at the end of last year
disappear with some significant money
for projects that were being worked on.
Just dipped out after two years
My funniest rock story involves Andrew, bro.
Aaron Barry? Yeah, the Bulldogs. The Bulldogs. story is it involves andrew bro and uh what's his name aaron or what was his name aaron berry or
yeah the bulldogs the bulldogs the bulldog billionaires so this is douchebag right so
andrew uh is working on this collection and we want to build a game and all this and that so
i end up fronting and putting up 100k for that token or for that for
that project so i you know i i put up 100k so we can you know buy whatever do whatever with it
went to nft miami covered all expenses like it was just pretty dope so then we come to find out
that the guy that launched the nft project with Andrew fricking has another project and he never told anybody about it.
And like, it was just kind of weird how like we found out.
So naturally I'm in at a hundred K.
We only, I was only paid back.
I think at that time, like 55 K Andrew.
So like, I'm, I'm negative, like 40, 50K on this whole deal.
We find out this dude has his own token, his own project already.
So to mend the bridge, I facilitate an OTC deal with that freaking guy,
like six, seven grand worth to freaking, you know, I'm thinking, hey, get him to work.
I'm already in 100k on this project
that he's the founder of might as well let me throw him another little bone here you're staking
for bone i was only able to recoup like two or three grand of that six seven grand but it was
worse because pretty much we got rugged on two projects all at once. Andrew had no help. And that's how we ended up starting Spaces.
You know, we ended up starting Spaces, doing all this.
It's just kind of we knew we had to recover the money the good old fashioned way.
Sleeves up, greets on them elbows.
You know what I'm saying, guys?
So me and Andrew just kind of got to work.
And here we are, maxis all this you know
all this value that we have accrued but that to me was my worst rug i've been rugged faster and
harsher on other levels but that one was just kind of crazy like dude you got someone that put up 100k
gave you 6k it's probably sitting on more money and this dude ran further and further away
he's lucky and once i had his daddy i didn't choose to go do anything about it because it's
like what are we going to do kill people or 40 50 whatever bro f these hoes you know yeah there's
no telling how many people that guy's rugged you know what i'm saying like one day somebody's gonna
beat the living fudge out of that dude you know what i'm saying like one day somebody's gonna beat the living fudge out
of that dude you know what i'm saying yeah it's just like he was like like my point is like he
was obviously using the whatever project y'all had going and that 100k that you gave him to fund like
what he had going with his other project and you know god knows how many more before that and so
on and so on you know what i'm saying it's just a never-ending farm cycle with these guys. And, you know, I talk on the phone with some of these farmers
to just kind of, like, pick their brain a little bit and see, like, you know,
the psychology behind it. Man, interesting, bro. It really is. There's a way that it can be done where where you know you can make
people money um but right now it's just i mean i don't know when that was i don't know when that
was it sounds like it was a while ago but i mean but it's just like a fuck crypto thing honestly
bro like well all major projects have a zillion farms that support the main project in meme coins.
That's the only way that they can make money. That's why I really don't like doing, uh, you
know, running a meme coin project, unless you get really lucky. That's why I'd rather do a utility
where I can generate actual revenue to help bring the chart up and help support things without
having to, you know, when you run out of of hopium then you have to just start creating a
bunch of other rugs that funnel into your main rug and then that funnels usually into an exchange so
you can rug the first people like there's a blueprint that people run and I'm not I'm not
here to like throw names out but I could give you a zillion different examples of what people have
done on a big scale you know 10 20 30 40 million
100 million dollar coins and how and how they operate but it became harder for them to do it
with the way that pump fund started having a zillion token launches it sort of changed
the ecosystem for the bad um in some ways and also the good in some ways in terms of equalizing it, because before
certain groups had more control. But yeah, if you see certain people with a big project,
and that project's at 40 million, and then you see them launch two or three other projects,
you're going to usually see a direct correlation between one chart going down and the other chart
going up. And you just have to do the math yourself about where you want to be on that scale.
I'm not saying you can't win.
I'm not saying it can't go well.
But make sure you're looking at the correlation between the projects that those people are in.
Since 50's in the LA, I would like to yield this conversation, Sam.
I can't really discuss things since Frank is over here right now.
I don't know what I'm saying, and Jakey told you jumped out my roof, so I just don't want to cause any problems.
How was the diner the other night when you went back, big dog?
I mean, the place is super fun, out of uh everything except for burgers and fries there was so many people i
decided after that i'm taking like a few weeks off let them get their shit together um i hate to say
that i hope elon's not listening but i don't know if i kind of suck um so i think the place is
incredible but i think it just needs, it needs a little time
to figure out how to serve like 6,000 people a minute.
It's like insane how many people are there.
If you don't have a Tesla, there's like a three, four blocks, five blocks of people
Um, and then people, everybody's standing around waiting for the food order, which is
running 30 to 45 minutes.
And, you know, it's people super cool everybody's getting it
getting worked out but i was talking to one of the guys and he said he said we just weren't we
didn't anticipate crowds like this so it was it's pretty it's pretty cool even even optis wasn't
there day two he i think he was tired so i took it took a day off from it did some stuff
I'll go back maybe next week
I have breakfast, I'm like, I'm gonna come check it out for breakfast
we ran out of coffee, I'm like, alright, fuck it, I'll come in like in a week
I mean, it's not, again, it's not anybody's fault
because the crowds are insane
it's worse than Disneyland
like if you've ever been hey, I mean, you know, it's like a good barbecue joint The crowds are insane. I don't think I've... It's worse than Disneyland.
Like if you've ever been... Hey, I mean, you know, it's like a good barbecue joint, bro.
They smoke up all the brisket.
They smoke up the ribs, you know.
But we're sold out and we're sold out.
You got to get here early.
It's not even early, dude.
Imagine three blocks or four blocks of people.
On top of it, there's like two streets where
those are lining up to get into a charging space there's no spaces you just
online till somebody eats and then leaves so it's a it's it's pretty
but if you've heard videos I mean it's pretty cool
about it videos I mean it's pretty cool so I think it's definitely very cool bro i think you said one wrong thing about elon
and grokdomus came out of your speaker just now bro
let that go bro we want to hear
well here's i have a question for odin since he's here now do your tools and the
volume and all that support uh token 22 standards yes sir it does uh dm dca uh the project dca
um i think she they were looking for a volume bot and all that, bro. I got a customer for you.
Yeah, so just be like, yo, Clutch, show me the DM you.
I'm trying to find her account on here.
And just so you know, Clutch, she went to sleep, too.
She texted me that she was baked and she was about to pass out.
Well, she may not answer, but, yeah, we got a client for you, Neve Token.
We all got in at, like, 12K.
I don't even know what to that now, but it got to 110.
Then I got PVP'd by Timbo.
Nah, Evo, does that sound like Timbo?
I think that it was his assistant. So, it's not technically Timbo? What do you think? Absolutely. Absolutely. I think,
I think that it was his assistant.
So it's not technically Timbo.
It was his assistant that hacked him.
It was all done by a wallet he doesn't control.
Definitely sounds like something that the rug factory would do as well.
he did meet us from the rug factory.
I'm just going to say that take profit triggers are important because a man at my age that smokes the amount of cannabis that I do, I can fall asleep at any given moment.
So, I don't need y'all to shoot this shit to 200K and it not rip without me.
My shit's set to sell 5% at a time i still own 0.7 or some shit but yes i sold a little bit at 50k i didn't sell it 100 what the heck bro i
was ready for that 100 boost from rev share dog i was ready for it to rip to 250k and somebody
stunted its growth but it's okay fitty ret okay, Fitty. Retweet the CA real quick.
Retweet the CA real quick.
Can you, like, work for our bags?
Yeah, what are you talking about?
It's the most common thing.
Bro, I don't even know what that is.
I don't even know what that is.
I'm sending it to you right now, Fitty.
Bro, if you were to talk to me about it,
put some money up on on it we bought it on
thimbo space which you keep fading bro it wasn't it was probably a cafe playing with
grok timas that's true what's the market cap on dca uh like 60 70. oh that i'm just gonna do it
i'm pikachu can't. Pikachu and Umar.
Umar, what are you selling?
Whatever you're selling, you got people here.
All right, Umar, sell us what you're selling.
Just close your mouth when you talk.
You got to open your mouth to talk, Umar.
You were just kidding, bro.
Umar. You were just kidding, bro. What's up, Umar? What you got, Umar? Umar.
Bro, I'm not buying this shit.
I'm telling you, I'm changing my mind.
He's at the Elon Musk cafe right now.
This guy just threw up in his mouth.
This guy just threw up in his mouth a little bit.
Pikachu, what are you selling?
Hey bro, is it like 4am at your crib right now or what the fuck?
Bro, you gotta get your mom to put you to sleep right now.
I'm telling you right now.
Take some... Go there man, go there.
Get some breast milk and go to sleep.
I mean, whatever you want to call it But just you know just get a little rest man
I might have two kids man
It's time to take a nap with the kids
You buy some token from Umar
God damn Send to the shadow room yeah then good to me
bro i don't know what you're saying all i know is i i heard that voice one time i was i was
fucking in some island and these guys hey you want to buy some mixtapes and they had that same voice
and they're trying to sell me like mixtapes for like four dollars and weed
yo pikachu are you a gypsy
yeah man i like i do i do promotion like stuff like that
bro he's selling mixtapes for the show gang
no man like i'm a cool guy
do you sell mixtapes and silver No man, like, I'm a cool guy.
No, like, I want to know about the space.
I want to know more about the space.
We got to know about you, gang.
Yeah, we got to know about you.
What are you promoting? You're a promoter on?
I promote all kind of blockchain yeah what blockchain should I block change your we box so let me go check let me get No, no, no. I'm going to give you guys an offer. Can I go in halves on the blockchain right now?
Andrew, can we go fourth?
I'll buy a box. Pre-sale.
We're going to split it 50, 50, 50.
Hey, if you've got any launch pads,
we could use a few more launch pads, too.
Hey, please make sure it's on EVM
because we hear Moon likes back doors.
I mean, we can open up round two to the, I guess, tonight.
We can open up another link to the pre-sale here.
I don't know if that's what you guys really want to do.
I really wasn't trying to take 300 stolen tonight, but we can do another 100.
I mean, I heard that that wallet is not secured so i think that's
what's going to lead to fun no it's i've already i've already got 75 of funds to a cold wallet
right now while we uh game plan it you're fine you're it's safe uh but 25 will stay hot because
we're gonna start moving here pretty soon. We're not gonna
We're not gonna fiddle far around and fuck off. We're gonna get to work ASAP
And I mean, I guess if we're gonna do another 100 soul, we can just have that 100 soul hot ready to go
Yeah, all right, i'll drop the wallet address
Yo, how far fenced would it be to get Groctimus as a payment
at the Optimus restaurant, Tesla restaurant?
I mean, we would have to go down there,
and it's all about their pay system, really,
whoever's on top of that.
It is possible, but you just got gotta go knock the right doors over there.
Go sell them on that, bro.
with the Brockdomest, dude, and just get their little
Tesla box. Let's just take a
hang out. Let's go. Just go hang out.
And then we'll drive down to Fetty's house.
I live like 10 minutes from the airport.
I haven't been to LA in a minute.
It'll be dope. You always tease. You haven't been to LA in a minute, so it'd be dope.
You say you were leaving to Europe,
just say something. I'm not leaving
tomorrow. I'm leaving probably in a week or two,
tell me what day you're coming,
I'll make sure I leave my front door
and you can come over. How's the cuddling
situation, though? Because I just don't go anywhere without front door and you can come over. How's the cuddling situation, though?
Because I just don't go anywhere without, you know, making sure the spoon situation is settled.
I mean, I'm not really into that shit, I'll be honest.
Last time I felt I had a spoon with a guy, I had a fork in me.
No, that sounds like you hung out with Pikachu.
I mean, it was actually Umar, but whatever.
I didn't know you were into that stuff, Umar.
Your name kind of gave me a clue.
damn is this true bro you're into that kink
yo someone just uh bought a nice bag of dca thank you jeez just want to appreciate you
pumping my bags i want to jeet on timbo real quick so someone buy more Bro, what the fuck? Let's not start this shit.
Yo, Odin, do you have friends that just
jeet all over your face, bro?
of mine, bro, they stay jeeting on me, dog.
runs. They gotta stunt them, you know?
roll with the crowd like that.
Keyword, used to. Right the crowd like that keyword used to right right okay man we might we might have to start you know shadow banning people you know these people
bro i i i left them i left them have all the liquidity at 110k for dca i was like nah no
chance they stunt this i even said hey nah i don't want to
sell now because they'll kill the run i even warned y'all what they'll do and then of course
the plebs oh let's go retrace this real quick freaking game bro and then the people that are
like hey everybody that doesn't want to top blast i'm gonna give you an entry right now
shut your ass up i ain't trying to hear that. Stop selling so much. Damn, bro.
Some people got ways to go.
Hey, but honestly, Clutch,
when we was in that space earlier,
it's just so crazy how life happens
because I'm not just saying it.
Bro, what were the chances that we stumble
upon a fire-ass sticker at 11K,
I mean, bro, that's how we roll we stay fighting you know we stay fighting the the alpha you know what i'm saying so this is why we're always on top
hey yo umar what's going on bro if you're gonna come off a mute at least not have a stupid ass
mic that has all kinds of feedback dude Dude, I've already tried to remove
him three times. You're like, I'm not a co-host.
fix your frickin' mic or get promoted to
listening. Bro, send him over
Thank you, Timber. Hey, Jack, and you're not, I'm not
gonna let you, oh, Jack, please don't ask
nobody for money, Jack. Please don't.
Jack always asks people for money
yo stop jacking him a giveaway i sent him a giveaway and then he kept asking for more
soul because his power's out he's like nice yeah by the way jack jack's actually pretty cool but
he likes to be called by his last name uh mr me off hey mr me off what's up jack
Oh, you know, probably not as good as you after, you know, rubbing one off.
I heard your light bill was on the risk.
What do we got to do to keep the lights on?
Yeah, bro, I don't know anything right now
he said i know that's true bro bro do you sell any mixtapes do you sell any mixtapes i'm looking for a mixtape who me he's on a journey to find a mixtape i love a mixtape i want to get one
with my girlfriend on it i want like all the love song mixed together you know what i mean hey 50 can you please buy a bag of dca
so i can cheat on you um i don't even know what the it is i'm trying to dca what token do you want
me to dca it's another reward oh that it's gonna give me free free that i'm usdc you're getting
usdc to feel your conviction back you know what
they should do send you like a thousand usdc so then when you get your reflections it goes in
there so then you're like okay cool i know exactly where it's going yo timbo also showed another
ticker called mk ultra or some stuff um i also need you to buy that so then i can only be on
buying right now is big balls i'm buying more big balls i just bought big balls and i'm down so you're not down it's up at 400 nope nothing's happened got 9 000 holders
i'm telling you when this sends you guys are all going to be like up here
god damn it we thought you were kidding about big balls it went to 68 million in february i don't
i just want you that's facts you know so i'm just telling you right now it's not going anywhere it's
And if you watch it every day, people just keep accumulating.
That's why the second round of the fucking Rug Factory pre-sale just closed.
Shout out, Pikachu. People are looking to buy something really quick and make something really quick.
But if you just realize how much soul you've lost, and if you put those 40, 50, 100, 200, 300 soul away right now, that would be worth a lot of money.
And then you could buy Bitcoin.
You could buy some other stuff.
So don't waste your time and money on just junk.
Buy something that makes sense.
I just onboarded Pikachu and I
hired him to sell you guys on the
Polygon Network. Can you find out if he can
with every swap in to EAC.
with love songs, then when I get to the gym
I want more shit that gets me
amped a little bit, like maybe LL Cool J.
mean i want like a good mixed tape i haven't had one for a while i haven't heard it comes with a
speaker also and uh yeah and it's handwritten for you just for you where they could write the name
of the tape like you know like like love hit gym 100 or something like that clutch you ever make a mixtape for your wife uh i just think to her i don't even make the tape
when am i getting my chickens by the way it's eggs i've been waiting for i i have dude i bought
eight more chickens so we now have a total of 12 chickens that's cool cool. How cute are they when they're little?
Well, here's what's crazy.
So we bought five last week.
So then we bought, you know, the eight more.
So we're only allowed to have 10.
So we have 12, assuming one or two are going to die,
and maybe one or two are boys.
You know, we're going to eat them.
But anyways, the new ones are more than, I would say, or I should say the original ones, the first ones I bought, they're more than twice the size of these new ones.
And they felt so tiny and small until we got the new chickens.
Like, how you can be with something every day and, like, not really notice much.
Like, little animals are all cute.
And, by the way, DCA is back to 95K.
That's what I'm looking at.
You heard us talking about it.
You were that freaking well buying again.
That was the moon candle.
We made this part of our First allocation for Rug Factory
Bro, Ghost is down here too
Yeah, he said he was gonna come through after the
He said he was gonna come through
Pikachu's getting removed to listener
Cause he doesn't even follow me
Who else is getting removed real quick because he doesn't even follow me who
else is getting removed real quick chizzy don't even follow me yet chizzy bye yeah we leaving room
for more uh speakers here at least jack freaking follows me so we get jack up yeah bro i'm a top
g bro oh yeah you top g but we need to keep your lights on before we become more bullish on you
i i don't hit the follow back until uh you
you prove you're a real supporter um but you know pikachu you need to not request pikachu uh you're
not getting up here you don't even follow me uh umar umar gets to come up here because he does
hit the follow backs uh the follow button so umar i know fitty really had an awkward time with you
last night um that's not enough to get me from allowing you up here.
I know you make Fiddy uncomfortable and all.
But, Umar, tell me, is Fiddy really as sweet and caring in person as he is here on these spaces?
Umar. that's right hey and clutch uh block is one of the newest coin catch bros just so you know he came up here too who is oh i already know block man stop it what's up block
matter of fact let me let me hit block with follow back. He is now working for the right team, you know, the Coin Catch team.
And as you know, I am the business debt manager of the exchange.
So definitely follow back all affiliates and anybody that's helping push the movement.
Speaking of, Ghost, do you have any good news for me on this drawing?
Somehow I got thrown in there and I won?
Pew, pew, pew not over, bro. Guess what? You know, we got the live auction,
less than 24 hours to get your bids in. Shogunfusion.io. We got 69 lotto balls for anyone in here that wants to see them.
It's the DOC, the drug of choice could be surfing, scuba diving could be shroomy.
You just got to check it out.
It's an interesting line.
That's just outlandishly awesome.
And the bid start at 0.07 and the highest bidder gets the NFT.
And you just might hit the lotto
with it you know we're doing a live drawing on monday to see who hits bro it ain't over for you
clutch every week twice a week we got these lotto drawings bro you're good that's bullish i am a
lotto millionaire now i i do now own one million tokens so please put some respect on my name
timbo has been trying to rug me all day.
He front ran me on a DCA ticker and he front ran DCA and out.
Timbo's put on, he's put on eggshells today.
He's up here not as a friendly, you know, normally a co-host.
You would think he's a friendly, an ally, a friend.
here because we must keep these jeets extremely close we need to make sure they're active throwing
emojis that they're part of this conversation because maybe just maybe with this level of
busyness goes i think i have a chance to sustain my bags and not get cheated on now you have known
timbo a little longer than me uh do you think this is a good strategy or can you give me any other secret move so how can i stop him from uh you know dca and out
on me at 63 up you know timbo man he's uh he's a good dude man the dude's a good dude and um i doubt
it was intentional you know what i I mean? I doubt it.
Right. I told him I fell asleep with my take profit triggers in place. I can't.
So that's what it was. Okay. Okay. So that lines up with the story now.
Not all take profits are created equal. Uh, 50 gave me a take profit on big balls and I'm only
down 93%. That's a, that's a, that's a different conversation though i don't really
want to mix the two uh i do know umar you have your hand up umar you keep like like i want to
go to you but every time you come off mute your mic sounds like butt cheeks uh umar we're gonna
try this one more time yes umar what problem that is why you're no i'm not doing this Umar
Straight promoted to listener
Let's see what value Pikachu
To listener for not following and he's requesting
and let me let me you want to guess if he followed of course he didn't but he thinks because uh you
know he's tizzy i'm gonna let him back up here but he's not uh anyways pikachu you were shamed out of
here for lack of supporting you finally hit the follow the worst part is i'm not gonna hit the
follow back not just yet because that's not going to hit the follow back.
Not just yet, because that's not how we roll, right?
I'm here every single day.
So you don't have to be, but you probably should.
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Jack just wants to pay his electricity bill tonight he said the power company is knocking on my door i need to give y'all vibes so y'all can shoot me 0.1 solana yo dm ghost your wallet jack
uh he feels very generous today he he is an advocate for web3 degenerates having their
electricity on so he's the man you want to definitely shoot some DMs here too.
Drew Roberts, would you like to partake in helping a Web3 degenerate keep his lights on?
GM friends, my phone kept rugging in the swamp.
I heard about less than a quarter of whatever the hell you just said.
degenerates and three bag play uh and there's a bunch of there are a bunch of ladies funny
fighting me in a space earlier and i don't even know what i did wrong to the ladies of web three
but uh you hired them to do that bro let's do it they've put me i don't even know what happened
so um i don't know all i know is i ain't 50 one day when i grow up i want to be like 50
well drew roberts what you should be is, you know, learning from your mistakes. If more women are funding you, that means you're well on your way to your third divorce.
I need you to really be careful.
Like, they start charging you extra when you show up with yet another client.
So, you know, that's not always the most ideal scenarios, but I definitely need you to dial it back a bit with the ladies, man.
It's one thing to be a left-curvist with us, the generates, but with the ladies, man, you got to be more nurturing, more soft.
I figure we'll soon be in the Q3, then we'll be in the Q4.
If we have spaces with women as co-hosts, perhaps we'll get more extra liquidity.
But the reality is it just turns into a bunch of co-hosts.
Well, Drew, are you saying one of my co-hosts is a woman?
I see Timbo came off mute immediately.
I'm just saying you can't replace Andrew because he's a Drew.
I'm just saying you can't replace Andrew because he's a Drew.
So if you replace Timbo with a very attractive 10, maybe a 9,
I think your ratings will go through the roof.
I got a 10 right here in the house.
Baby, say something to these people.
I'm trying to watch Netflix, baby.
Yo, she's trying to Netflix and drill.
You need to get off this.
Bro, hold on. You need to get off bro hold on you
need to get off this baby get off baby he hit you with that yo baby yeah go watch that swamp
ass off of you you were at the lake today and uh go treat your girl right now matter of fact yo
tell your girl look she's listening right now i'm about to remove you from co-host
and kick you out of the space so you can go have a good night any last words timbo it's not gonna work i'm still
gonna be here get umar up here timbo i need some good words before i wholeheartedly remove you
you know what i'm gonna cheat all over y'all bro see see your girl wants this so like just
he declined see before i removed
him he's a smart man he knew i was about to do it timbo timbo called my bluff but he knew
i was about to do it so all right who's gonna be the co-host now let's start with the fitty
my swamp phone is rugging so bad all i hear is good timbo women net. That's all I got out of that.
Sounds like you hit the lotto.
Does anyone have a ticker?
too long. Sorry, we can't do it.
We're going to have to just go with
There aren't any. So here we
embarrassed on someone from Florida.
Yeah, Cloud, did you check out my post?
You guys go buy a little, bro.
Well, should we buy a little of?
A coin I created, bro. You guys go check a little bro. Well should we buy a little of? A coin I created bro.
You guys go check it out bro.
You just created one right now?
Can somebody translate from Ooga Booga
I created a token though.
Go check it out. What's the market cap, bro?
I asked you a basic question.
No, I haven't got a rate, though.
I haven't bonded yet, though.
Bro, there's been no bonds or no sales, so we would literally be first.
I'll give you guys an entry, though.
Bro, you want me to rock with Hitler?
You can't have a lower entry.
I just think he's hilarious, though.
I'm going to take a real wild assumption here and say your skin color is a little blacker than mine.
Well, us white-looking Mexicans cannot roll around with a ticker named Hitler.
Jack, how far do you live from Lejos, Nigeria?
How far away do you live in a truck drive?
I feel like I'm being trapped.
If you were to travel to Uga Booga, Nigeria, how far of a drive is it?
30 seconds. Oh, my. how far of a drive is it? 30.
From where you are to there, to the city, Uga Booga.
Bro, it's like maybe four hours ride, though.
I bet you could run there pretty fast.
Fiddy, have you ever been to Nigeria?
Bro, you should someday, though.
The good part in Nigeria, man.
You got to go to Legoland, Nigeria.
It's in the southern part.
No, yeah, Legoland. Nigeria is where it's at.
I'm not at Legos, bro. I'm at Abuja.
You're talking about Uga Booga, the capital city of Nigeria, not Amy Street, the capital city of Niger, Amy Street.
We're talking about Uga Booga, Nigeria and Legoland, Nigeria.
And Clutch, I've derailed your show now.
You're never getting your show back on track from here.
This is a variety hour that I actually enjoy.
it really sounded, bro. He's just giving
me an address, like, you should create a project
and be like, what do you think? Well, let me try
to get you some influencers here
to push your Hitler token.
Hitler token. I can't touch the
Hitler token. Andrew. I'm south of
the Mason Dixon. Can't touch it.
Okay, well, let's go to the Drews first.
Let's go to, so light-skinned Drew said no.
Black Drew, are you with the Hitler ticker?
Bro, you guys should be with me.
Is Andrew even awake here?
I don't even know if he's.
I don't even have a co-host right now.
I'm operating with no co-host.
This is an interesting experiment here.
You need a female co-host.
I'll start thinking about that for future shows here.
Why do you sound like some
out of the DCA token because price
You guilt trip me into buying more dude
I'm fucking trying to get back to a percent I guess
The pump fun spank funds is that pump funds
absolutely not brethren the conspiracy
legoland nigeria do you live
and how far do you live from uga buga
bro it's not uga buga bro it's called abuja
I can't deal with these Nigerians
Bro, if the Russians were listening to freaking Drew,
they would never figure it out.
Hey, see if you can bring up my boy uh andrew from thailand he's from
america but he lives in thailand with this global tell him to request i'll throw the mic on he
didn't request him but yeah let's get it and that dude right there he works with victus global he
does a mad i'm talking about partnerships million dollar deal we got with them back in the day
um if you guys are building like serious projects bro like that's the dude you want to know man
bro he's on point that oh well we see 50 i finally have a co-host great dude i'm sorry i was i was
on a call no you're good bro you know you know andrew fell asleep by now so he left me alone
yeah i was on a call with this guy i'll share'll share this with you guys. He's got a project that he wanted to help him out on.
And I'm like, bro, how many people do you want to pay supply to get your project to go somewhere?
He's paid everybody, and he still hasn't done shit.
And the problem is, and I want to say this out loud, it frustrates me.
People don't want to think about their product.
I told him, I said, dude, I don't want your supply.
I don't want to get paid.
I don't want to send it. Because i told them said dude i don't want your supply i don't want to get paid i don't i don't want to send it because you got to have a product that
works like if people have a ticker it's not sending it's really you can get the best kale
in the world but at the end of the day your project your ticker has to do something it has
to be a good meme has to have good utility something i think people are just like oh look
somebody came out with a bonk with a you know a bonk cat let's just do a dog and put it in the hat like you're copying pasta shit and there's that's why it's it's that's
why so many of these projects are getting rugged and it's frustrating me because i really want to
see good projects because when there was less projects but they were better we're all making
money like when there's so many of them we're just spreading ourselves way too thin.
Hey, my question is this.
And how far are you from Legoland?
Legoland, about two hours.
What was the other thing?
Booga, Booga, Nigeria. I the other thing? Ooga Booga Nigeria.
I'm in Nigeria, so I'm Nigerian.
And I'm about two hours away from Legoland.
This is why. F-I-T-Y dot E-T-H is the king of the apes.
He is close to both Legoland and Ooga Booga, and he lives in Nigeria.
Yo, Fiddy, so it came up in conversation why NFTs might be back is because you can't launch NFTs as easily as meme coins.
So from what you just said, do you think that's kind of bullish
no nfts are not back and as a matter of fact people are that are that think nfts are back
are absolutely out of their minds people are wanting nfts to come back and they're pushing
for them but like trust me i've been in an nft market i have an nft collection i've bought an
nft when nfts there, people are sweeping floors.
Right now, they're just trying to find another way to make money because they can't figure out another stupid meme coin to make.
What about those big sweeps, though?
I mean, Fresh Wallets swept $2 million of CryptoPunks last night.
Somebody might have an idea for a collection.
Maybe Luca's going gonna put him in the
pudgy penguins uh who the hell knows what's going on with that you know uh it's a fresh wallet who's
who swept a lot of a lot of apes i mean could it be money laundering yes could it be a business
opportunity yes but is it but is that a real bull run for NFTs? No, absolutely not.
You know, I'm watching this very carefully because I want to bring my project back.
And trust me, I'm excited about NFTs.
I actually like NFTs, but they're not back. And they will come back one of these days, much different than they look like now,
because there's got to be a use case.
There's got to be a reason to hold that NFT.
What would be the reason to hold that NFT right now?
I have a freaking, my Pizza Ninja has a,
That's your brand clutch.
You've had that for a long time, just like my ape.
Yeah, these could go to zero.
People will always remember.
Right, people will always remember us.
But you've got to realize, when I was buying apes or mutants, I mean, they were like, you
would buy something one day for like three, four, next thing you wake up, it's a 70th,
and the floor goes to 90th.
When I saw Bored Ape Yacht Club, I first caught it from these two guys at a project.
I think it was a Lonely Alien Ape Club.
Lonely Alien, something like that.
Actually, I still had like 30 of them.
And then I saw, and one of the guys goes, have you got a Bored Ape yet?
And I'm like, no, what is that?
And I said, where are they?
I'm like, that's a lot because ETH is at 4,000 at the time.
And then I'm like, and then the next day, it was a 13.
Then I started working with Steki.
And Steki's like, dude, you got to get one.
I'm like, OK, I'm going to get one tomorrow.
And then I saw the floor go to 17.
I think my first one, I ended up getting at 23.
So that's how fast that NFTs are running. And they never came 23. i think my first one i ended up getting at 23. so that's
how fast that nfts are running and they didn't never came down i think they went to 100. and
thank you for being my exe liquidity that was around the time point i i got out of all my
seats i'm not i never sold so i haven't been your exe liquidity i could have bought that's true
but i did i i know who i bought from too that's the cool thing about nfts i actually
went and looked at all of them the other day and i see all the wallets in it that i traded from
and it's it's pretty cool like i have one i bought from shack i bought a uh one of those one of those
lands nft lands or whatever the they're called um i bought one from two Shaq remember the nft rolls roll down the Astros dude I have a I have
a Ozzy Osbourne crypto bat remember that I want to be mad at him I want to be mad at him because I
paid to eat but I can't be today right I'd be mad at him in like a week damn so down bad I mean it
was a there's a there was a two-week floor on that well I'm removing a couple people here so I can bring up a couple more.
We got Moon coming up here.
Let's throw Moon to co-host.
Timbo thinks he's ready, but he's not.
I gave it to him earlier, but he's fading generational wealth by just fading his wife and being here with us.
So bearish on Timbo right now. I could us. So bearish on Timbo right now.
I could not be more bearish on Timbo right now.
Timbo, I'm bearish on you.
I'm about to remove you from the space.
Can I block him just for like two hours?
He won't be able to join.
Wait, hold on one second.
I got to get everybody to retreat the room.
Yeah, tell them to retweet the room and stop being a bunch of dummies.
I haven't done this for a while.
Yeah, what do you think of my ninja?
What does he look like? What does he remind you of? A one yeah what do you think of my ninja yeah yeah what does it look like what does it remind you of a one to ten give it a rating no what does it like she's not gonna do ratings what does it remind you of what does it look like
this one optimus yeah she said he looked like optimus that's that's cool yo let's go
oh that is okay now we're gonna go to moon what this one? What do you think about this, BFP?
We're going to look at Moon's.
What does that look like?
Does he look like he's from Nigeria?
Does he look like he's a Nigerian girl or a little blonde girl?
Like a Nigerian princess.
Or does he look like a pretty blonde girl who's a lesbian?
Does it look good or not?
It does? You like itP. Does it look good or not? It does?
He looks like he's ready to fight some stuff.
Does he look like he's ready to fight?
Look at the cool little gloves.
It looks like a scary Christmas movie thing.
Scary Christmas movie thing.
That's for when we look at it.
A little Christmas gremlin?
Let's do a Block real quick. Let's do a little NFTft you want to do on some nfts bullish talk we have a tombstone
what's that no it's not what do you think of this she let you like what does it look like
skeleton skeleton yeah i can't it's nothing okay how about oh let's go to pikachu this is my
favorite nigerian all, what about this?
What does that look like?
You look like Pikachu. Pikachu, you look like Pikachu.
We're going to go to one more.
We're going to do Blue Roberts.
What does this guy look like?
Put your hand down so she can fully see your pfp
he has all kinds of colors
tell him to stop this stuff
yeah you need to go to rehab without a vaping problem
how y'all know i go to rehab
who's been spilling the tea?
We haven't done Women Being Awful.
Yeah, her name is Woman Being Awful.
Should we tell them the story of that PFP in particular?
It's pretty gory and graphic.
Don't get gory and graphic.
Some mommies are born to love their offspring.
That mommy was not born to love her offspring.
She actually did opposite of loving her offspring
she's a bad all right let's go to andrew since he's sleeping what about this guy you think what
do you think of this guy good good or bad bad bad what what don't you like about andrew
he is from san luis so i can i can see i can see the correlation he looks a little gay
i said they don't like his nft well he was minted on the wrong blockchain
the missouri block he might have been he might have been instead of open c he might have been... The Missouri blog team. He might have been... He might have been...
Instead of OpenSea, he might have been from very OpenSea.
Just judging everybody's...
She used to do this with me.
Dude, she used to do this with me.
Literally, my other daughter used to...
At Ape Spaces, people would come up with NFTs.
And I got to tell you, she was very accurate.
You know what she loved the most? And my other pepe they like they what's going to do yeah just
take the doggy from her and just get mad my kids like the mr chill guy or the chill guy the just
the chill guy because he's on uh on fortnight and stuff dude they like pepe and and my other
daughter like crypto punks and both of those made money. No, no, it makes sense. Yeah, so they're like...
All right, let's keep going.
There's still a couple more PFPs.
It's all right. It's all right.
Let's see. Who else do we got?
Who else should we look at?
Hermit. That's a good one.
All right. Come here. This is a good one. Here.
This one is Hermit. His name's Hermit.
Tell me what you think of his profile picture.
No, it looks like this like weird like transformer thing.
Yeah, it's kind of Groctimus, but it's like a cool version of the...
It's like AI transformation.
Superman, yeah, it's kind of cool.
So Hermit's actually rocking a hybrid of grokdomus with our
old coffee crypto collection the base character is pretty legit no it actually looks tight no that
was that was pretty good i mean uh yes what about what about which one hold on hold on that's the
which one's evo hold on where is she ebo on, where is she? Ebo, right here. Where's Pepe? The yellow vest.
I got Moon, Ghost, Block, Sir, Pump It.
Come here, come here, Ebo, Ebo.
You want a poster in your room?
It looks like an anime character that's like sweet
a weird anime character i i thought it looked like it had like okay i'll take it i mean you
know we we don't we don't have bad ones on here you know like if you remember if you guys are
around the nft days uh there are some pretty terrible ones like like we had a collection
with corn like i'm not kidding
moon pie actually made me buy a bunch of these and they were literally corn and these guys said
they were going to open up a corn university uh i still have a few and they're going to like
help people with corn and there was like and and i knew i shouldn't have bought the black corn you
know i'm thinking why black corn this is like gracious this is stupid but i still have this and every anytime
i want moon pie to laugh i just send their my corn nfts well we also have pump it up here
let's see what would do they think of big old duck lips big old duplex where is it
the duckalypse right here look at pump it pump it pump it what's up let's go
Look at pump it. Pump it. Pump it.
What do you think of this?
It's like a weird stick figure with a suit
and then it has a lot of lip filler.
A lot of lip filler. You're a stick figure with lip filler.
They don't like the Kylie Jenner.
What about the fox right here?
Yeah, what about this fox?
We're judging people's PFPs here.
Mine's the gayest one of both.
What do you think we could do to fix it?
Maybe like someone can draw it. Oh, yeah. Maybe you should get somebody to draw it, uh, Alpha Fox. Just hand draw it? I mean, she's not wrong, you know, I kind of, because you know what it is? Some of that hand-drawn stuff was pretty cool. Now that you're looking at all this AI stuff. I don't like AI. This PFP is like four years old. What are you talking about? I mean, did you draw it? Was it drawn with AI? I thought you was from AI. Someone did, I didn't.
I thought you were going to bed.
About to have another drink.
We freaking ate the ticker DCA, bro, at 12K.
Now it's sitting at 95K, so you're still relatively...
It's 301. what are you talking about huh
it's 301 okay so what does that have to do with us aping a crap or a 12k i have no idea you were
talking about 90k i'm just telling you what the the market is got it got it got it got it okay
the market cap is 301 that's theer? What launchpad are you launching it on?
When are we launching AlphaFox token?
Gosh, I have enough haters already.
Bro, let's give them a reason to hate.
They apparently have many.
Just for many, like, talking.
Yo, Fiddy, I'm launching Fiddyitty.eth and there's nothing you can do to stop me
oh fitty you're gonna be in the rug about to rug his community so hard we're gonna pretend
we're fitty and we're gonna like totally rugged and make him look bad isn't rug factory launching that Oh, that is a rug factory launch factory
Yo, sir crypto, I'm here showing you my friend moon's new NFT project
Rug factory where you ape now
Never get to ask your questions because you get kicked out of the discord
You ape now and lose later
Right, you ape now lose forever is really the the motto we're going with
but um we do have a pre-sale link pinned on the comments would you like to receive that link sir
bro yes and uh no i don't click links no that's fine but you don't have to click it you just have
to send salami there is that okay yeah? Yeah, I got to click that.
You'll have early access to the rug factory.
Moon works for his bags nonstop, and as we all know,
he enjoys a good rug any day of the week and twice on a Sunday.
I've had access to the rug factory for years now.
That's freaking phenomenal.
You enjoy a good rug any day That sounds like dirty
That's all you have to do
Well it's the Massachusetts
Stuff that really makes it dirty
If you say that with that Ted accent
Dude it sounds even kinkier
That's because you're Russian I have no accent.
That's because you're Russian.
Did you know Ferryz from Ukraine, bro?
He receives half of the monies that the US government sends.
Alpha Fox is Russian, bro.
Are you really Alpha Fox?
Oh, you didn't know that?
Don't I sound Russian right now?
He's your sworn Yeah, totally. Don't I sound Russian right now? He's just sworn out of me, bro.
Bro, I don't like couscous right now. Bro, it's late.
Why did you take so much money from
Biden for Ukrainian arms?
I just need to know that.
Sorry. Someone had to do it all right no problem ghost are you russian bro because you know you always in a hurry too you
know ghost is always like left and right bro you can always you could always find the russian girls
are cheating on their boyfriends is there any any girls in here cheating on their boyfriends right
now is that a russian girl thinking of dudes to cheat on their dudes?
Yeah, they're fucking horrible.
Only girl that actually hurt me was this Russian girl.
That's because she could bench press you, bro.
She didn't bench press me.
We're mixing topics. That was your boyfriend.
I don't mean to embarrass you in front of your friends or crypto.
So, AlphaFox, what part of Russia are you from?
Bro, you're going to kill his butt.
I like when he drinks late at night, and he's got the angry drinking tonight.
I like it. Bro, you are angry drinking's got the angry drinking tonight. I like it.
Bro, you are angry drinking right now, Alpha.
I want it to die so that I die early and I can just go to heaven.
Dude, there's two people.
There's people who drink and they're happy and they just want to flirt
or just go do go with these stuff
with girls or guys whatever and then there's people who drink and get get angry and want to
beat people up or hurt their liver i'm not angry no why are you screaming i'm not bro i love you
bro you sound like my wife i'm not if i'm angry i wouldn't I wouldn't subscribe to you if I didn't have feelings for you.
Alpha Fox, you're really screaming at two of your most loyal subscribers, bro.
When I drank, back when I drank, I was a depression drinker.
So I would just be depressed and stare at all.
Well, that sounds like you're a loser.
I don't drink anymore, though, so I'm not a loser anymore.
Well, I still drink, and I'm not a loser.
So I don't know what your problem is.
I'm proud of you, AlphaFox.
That's all I wanted to say.
I was trying to defend your angry drinking.
So can we define what makes a loser and a winner when it comes to alcoholism?
Like, I think that's a great topic.
for that it depends on what you're drinking it's really about that i have an answer but you might
not want to hear if you got a major and you failed if you drink shitty vodka you're a loser if you
drink like if you drink like gregus on the wrong what's the price point for bottle before we hit
crappy the real the real gauge here is if you drink anything out of
is supposed to be high quality, you're
a loser. You gotta get the glass bottle.
Obviously, if it's plastic, it's cheap.
If you have friends that drink wine in a
box and they tell you they like it,
Hey, I don't hate on the wine. I drink that
just because it's cheap and you know
i'm alcoholic so i need it bro i i don't know where i can go with this because i used to have
all kinds of box wines and plastic bottles right off the key line bottles oh you're a low class
dude i i it's like not even double filtered you need at least there's an alarm in the bottle
listen there's an nft founder that's like has an nft collection i'm not and i don't want to bring
up the collection but i think i think it's one of the better ones and it is he's a pretty cool guy
and he recently uh bought a place in italy and he sent me a case of like italian wine
and i'm gonna tell you right now you could spend 12 13 dollars on a bottle of italian wine it's better than 200 bottles of this napa crap we drink without any preservatives without
any of those well the napa stuff is crafty because it has nancy pelosi's freaking uh trade trencher
sweat no no you get this stuff exported you could be a millionaire dude i'm telling you i would like
honestly next time i get a bunch i'll send you a few bottles from this guy he sends me stuff from like local wineries in italy and it's unbelievable last night
i actually went out to a buddy's and i brought a bottle that he sent me and he could not believe
that was like probably a 20 30 bottle of wine he said this is better than like the 300 crap he
drinks he drinks 300 bottles of wine yeah dude there's people there's people there are people
that sit there and open up 10 000 20 000 100 000 a bottle of wine. Yeah, dude. There are people that sit there and open up $10,000, $20,000, $100,000 a bottle of wine.
There goes my kid's education fund.
And they eat it with certain things.
And they think they know what the fuck they're talking about.
Can you imagine spending that much money on a bottle of wine?
I could have a Tesla right now.
I mean, dude, some of my rich friends, bro, like, that's what they send you home with
is a 10, 20k bottle of wine.
Well, here, see, people put prices...
Take this ugly thing away from my collection is what they tell you as they laugh at you
as they say, ah, that poor bastard.
that $7,000 bottle of wine, if you make enough money, it costs you probably
depending on how much money you're worth. Dude, can you sell this stuff
on eBay? Do you have any rich friends I can come home with?
Jeff Bezos, all you gotta do is get your lips done
and be an astronaut. Let's get to these hands sir krypto all you got to do is get your lips done and you're fucking and be an astronaut well let's get to these hands maybe they got some phenomenal takes
about how their father used to day drink with because of plastic bottles but sir krypto uh
did you have any uh drinking funny stories i do but let me let me just say kim take your
motherfucking ass home quit stalking me can't beefy fucking this this bitch is crazy bro dirty whore kim you don't even follow me i'm
gonna give you a chance right now what's going on i do follow you no you don't well you're now
you're a liar okay that proves that she's crazy she lied she could have been like oh let me go
follow you right now and then i would have enjoyed you trolling sir crypto because who doesn't even
follow me damn sir crypto i'm gonna have to oh my goodness non-supporters get removed from this space man
what is going on bro kim beefy is definitely a day drink look at her freaking pfp picture
it has freaking jack daniels right in the basket yo kimberly looks like she's down
what is this lady doing to you that's scaring you? Because I had a friend of mine who had a stalker,
and she pulled a rabbit out of his bathtub.
So you got to be careful.
Yeah, bro, it's pretty bad.
She's trying to make me pay child support and shit.
Bro, look at them kids, bro.
Listen, you know, listen.
If they're not your kids, I mean...
I was going to go house with you just for the hell of it.
Bro, that looks like My Name Is Oro cast right there, bro.
Based on a true story for My Name Is Oro was Kimberly.
Look, babe. Tell me this ain't the cast from My Name Is Oro. Based on a true story for my name is Oro, it was Kimberly. Look, babe, tell me this ain't the cast from my name is Oro.
Hey, Flush, why is your son down in listeners?
Women being awful, you need to come up here.
Well, in case you guys don't know, that is my adoptive son.
The day I adopted him, I adopted him only to abandon him right like like
i adopted him then left him somewhere and then came back 10 years later what the heck kind of
father are you well first of all look at him now one of the best accounts on crypto x you know
normie account no i mean you like to steal some of his content, so I would say you like his account.
I mean, only when it's viral.
We all steal everybody's stuff when it's viral.
You can't give anybody credit.
Kimberly, who lets you back up here?
Oh, Fiddy or Hermit, you guys like the drama.
I gave him credit and he complained about it.
He's like, what did you put me in there?
Well, my son always complains, bro.
You already know how it is.
Wait, Sir Crypto, is Kimberly the one you're having a problem with?
Let's hear what's going on with you, Kimberly.
We want to hear the drama.
Sir Crypto denies the babies.
But he has no alibi for nine months before the thing.
Just to be, like, cool here.
If he is going to be child support, just drop a wallet.
I want to go in on some of this.
Dude, he's like 38. He doesn't need any child support. Just drop a wallet. I want to go in on some of this. Dude, he's like 38.
He doesn't need any child support money.
Mr. Clutch, I do follow you.
And you should check again.
And Sir Crypto, if he had a problem about not being the daddy,
he should have said something before the fucking seventh one.
Because I got seven kids.
All from each different dad.
I never followed a redhead child in my life.
How do you know he's redheaded?
Yeah, how do you know those details?
Those are my head details.
How do you know they're redheaded?
We've been to court over this.
You've been to court over this?
How did she? is her banner photo that
family that they're talking about right now evil relax bro of course he's rocking that proudly yo
kimberly don't mind my special needs friend right now he's not asking the right questions
if you have to summarize in one or two sentences just exactly who Sir Crypto is. Can you please?
He's circumcised, I think.
but he's a cheating motherfucker.
Where did he get that? I want to get that for my daughter.
Yo, but the boobu that comes out from the
I need more I'm just kidding
you're not special needs that would be
want to make sure that I don't insult
the special needs community Ibo is still
he's learning his ways. He is
no longer a mid-curver. He
understands that the right curvers chase the
fun and the left curvers created.
Listen, AlphaFox, you're a normie.
What that means is, look,
when you see a ticker, do you
I see that you're hosting a space host promoted and i'm like
why are you hosting this and i'm like oh yeah i get paid to show up here you're right coming in
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you can find me here hosting these spaces with these degenerates,
looking for plays and trying to figure out,
did Sir Crypto have anything to do in the making of Kimberly's babies?
Kimberly, let's continue diving into the topic at hand here.
I'm just going to say, if you mass mute me again, I'm going to freaking leave.
I can do anything but giving you the bamboos that could love.
First of all, you've blocked me once before.
You know, you're such a grifter.
Listen, I'm only a grifter because you can't afford me.
Until then I give you the right price,
then you're like, okay, that guy's legit.
I just don't work for free.
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But also understand that we really want to find out if Sir Crypto was involved in the making of these.
I'm going to go full cat turned on you right now.
That guy's freaking something else so what okay this i gotta
know yo fitty this dude started stuff with cat turd and now he's uh like threatening to dox his
ass i think you guys are faking this stupid fight yeah this is a fake fight it's it is not a fake
fight i don't like stop being a gay bro yeah it's a fake fight it's like you guys you guys if it's
not fake you guys would be like Columbo and your mom.
There's no passion in the heat.
Yeah, they were like, no, you suck.
You know, your collection sucks.
There's more passion with crypto and Kimberly.
Crypto and Kimberly has heat.
Very important conversation.
I'm going to tell you some clutch.
Very important. I forgot. I was going to tell you something, Clutch. Very important.
I was going to tell you like an hour ago.
So today I wanted to check the score.
I wanted my tickets that I did from Rainbow Vets.
And let me tell you how bullish Grok is.
You put your ticket into Grok and you say, hey, did I win yet?
Let me know when the game starts and what the score is.
Dude, you're going to get updates.
He gives you sports betting updates?
Dude, dude, even on your fucking ticker.
Yes, Grok is bullish, dude.
Like, I totally forgot to tell you.
Because especially soccer, you got to go searching deep inside of Score Mobile.
You got to go in the weeds.
You got to just put it into fucking Grok and just say.
Landscaping joke and all. Yeah. You got to go hit the weeds, you know. Just say it into fucking grok and just say landscaping joke and all yeah you gotta go hit the weeds you know just say let me know that i win you say no you
didn't yet win yet however the score is like one one and you're this is going on and it's going on
i said can you let me know when you win and sure no problem we'll keep you posted
that's crazy bro alpha fox are you a sports better i hate sports are you a sports better? I hate sports. Are you a casino enjoyer?
Man, this says the guy showing tickers.
I appreciate your satire.
I appreciate your satire.
It's like the Muslims that say they won't freaking gamble,
but, you know, they freaking have call channels.
Don't challenge my goats, man.
No, listen. I just love the satire in the space. you know they freaking have calls call channels um look don't challenge my goats man no listen
listen i just love i just love the satire in the space it actually keeps me going uh it's why i
wake up because i know it's a miracle well it's a new adventure every morning i really don't
appreciate you getting racist on my religion you know what i mean just because just because i
celebrate ramadan doesn't mean i can't kill tickers and smoke weed. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Now you're throwing curveballs at me.
Muslim has taken over Ukraine too?
Ukraine is now, is, is, is, is taking, Muslim has taken over the world.
Because they have like 17,000 children.
Christians are complacent and lazy.
They got 17,000 kids named Muhammad.
How else are they not going to take over?
Look, I just got rejected by
someone on rainbag casino a few uh days ago because they were muslim um but then i saw them
uh shilling a 6400 market cap crapper and i'm just trying to figure out what it really means
look all i'm saying is you can take it however you want, but the space is fine. How did you like to take it? No, I love the ticket.
The ticket, especially...
Of course I love to take the gamble.
Bro, now you're getting dirty with me.
Of course I want to gamble.
Sir Crypto, this man's never hit a 1,000x in his shows.
You know, I put my faith in you and the coin, and I haven't had that, so I blame you.
That sounds like you vape too much.
Dude, I took so many of your gummies last night.
My friend owns a company i he dropped off
single gummies i couldn't fall asleep dude i was foggy all day today i hate it brother's so strong
worse man i that's why that's why i do the can of butter bro because you could control your exact
dosage you can't well look unlike sir crypto who couldn't control his dosage on that one
steam night with miss kimberly so let's get back to that real quick.
I really want to dive into is Sir Crypto the father or not?
So we're going to take it to the panelists and really vote on this.
So, Kimberly, how did youβ
No, we're not talking about that.
What are you talking about?
We want to find out if Sir Crypto is the father, dude.
She said she was on birth control.
We're talking about doing weed too late at night.
I just wanted to say after 11pm
I mean, if you want to be foggy all day tomorrow.
You're talking about like the edibles?
Just talking about in general.
If I have anything after 11,
the next day I'm just like...
Well, that's what happens when you have half a brain
look bro this is what I will say to
you cannot have two vices
when it comes to like drugs and stuff like that
like you do both good freaking luck
I'm really honest about that.
Like I cannot do other stuff because just the weed is the weed, bro.
No, I said you should only have one vice, right?
Like if you're a smoker, you shouldn't also drink.
If you're a freaking alcoholic, you shouldn't be a smoker too they're not mutually exclusive let me include you i guess
that's what that's what america wants you to believe but the rest of the world will fry your
ass if they catch you with some freaking lettuce um that's crazy crypto what's your vice of choice
weird though isn't that weird how like the world hates world hates weed? Like, why? They do. I mean, in Singapore and frickin' Russia, right?
Look at that frickin' dyke that got in prison there.
In Alabama, they'll give you 20 years for weeds, too.
I have heard that out of Mobio, for sure.
I, one of the, one of the homies lives there.
And he was telling me, like, dude, yeah, no, don't even drive by with that stuff.
I have heard that before.
I thought he was playing.
It was out of the bay that I do.
He probably lives on the eastern shore because he wouldn't live in Mobile.
His dad lives there, and he just lives there like half of the
year and then he just travels out east towards the middle east and stuff so he's like crypto
nomad kid you know so it's just kind of he always like yeah um he's a cool dude shout out to to the
homie toast but um yeah man that's uh yo alpha fox the one thing that i like the one big reason behind like
alcohol for me is uh like you talk that fogginess that you're talking about all that stuff that
hits me with alcohol i wake up groggy belly hurting especially like if i have a hangover. If you don't throw up at least once in the morning, you're not doing something wrong.
50 enjoys the boo-boos for breakfast.
So that's his breakfast of choice.
It's not too bad. Once you get used to it,
you're just so conditioned to being an alcoholic.
You can just go on. I don't know.
I can't make you for breakfast.
I mean, you could just dunk your Cheerios
in some vodka. Just make sure it's not from a
plastic bottle. You're freaking bad, right?
do it during working hours or anything
irresponsible like that, but
I probably shouldn't have as much
as I do. Do you drink and drive?
That's a home soda, okay? It's not called
drinking and driving. No, I got to because
a raging alcoholic and he would call me up at 1030 at used to be a raging alcoholic,
and he would call me up at 1030 at night,
and he'd be like, hey, you want to go for a ride?
So he pulls up my house, and he's like,
let's go through some cornfields.
He just starts blowing through all these fields and stuff,
and we get to this dead end, and he's like,
all right, we got to go back now.
Just drunk as dirt, ripping through some corn. So I'm like, all right, gotta go back just drunk as dirt ripping through some
corn so i'm like all right if you call me up again late at night i'm not going with you anymore
it's fun though but that's america man small towns across the country they don't give a damn
about drinking and driving the cops will drive behind you to take your ass home um
like it matters in the interstates it matters in certain cities but there's like most of the
country i would say like it's not even discouraged the family don't even tell people to not drink and
drive like that's they just shut up and just say whatever but it's one of the stupidest things you can do.
Look, if you're white and you're in a high upper class area, you can do that.
No, I live in plenty of those neighbors.
Right now, I could drink and drive every freaking day right now and never get caught.
Bro, you live in the ghetto.
What are you talking about?
You never live in a high class area.
Actually, I live in the middle of nowhere now.
They think Massachusetts is like high class when they can't even compare. I mean, let's say Cape Cod is white Florida.
Dude, Massachusetts is like, it is pretty upper class.
I've been to Massachusetts, some great places up there.
All my neighbors suck they
all hate me because i voted for trump and i have like that do not cross pat like flag on my house
you voted for kamala bro stop lying shut the oh my i'm freaking tweeting about it right now hold on
going to the interweb to let me i don't think you are you're a liar i'm tagging you right now
why are you lying matter of fact i'm unsubscribing to you i can't i don't believe you i don't believe he
just walked him i don't believe he voted for kamala i think he probably voted for bernie sanders
yeah bro you want bernie bro i'd vote for bernie or kamala bernie bernie has like a really scary
finger like when he points at you dude i want I want to vote for him. It's frightening.
I mean, that alone is all you need. That's pretty much.
Yo, let's pretty much, but I don't know if you
saw the numbers on the Democrats
there now. They're a fucking joke right now.
Well, hold on real quick, guys. Let's
we haven't checked in on Jack.
Wait, we should lower the voting
inch like France did at 16.
So we got all these idiots voting.
You know why they did that?
Because now they have families that have 13 children
They're all going to vote.
You got all these freaking...
Even when you're 16, you already know how to vote.
Democrat or Republican when I was 16.
Even when you're 18, you're like, I don't really know what I, or Democrat or Republican when I was 16. Zero.
Even when you're 18, you're like, I don't really know what I'm doing, but I'll vote for someone.
I was just thinking, well, if I go to vote, will there be girls, sir?
And you were disappointed.
I'm just like, well, I get laid.
first time I heard you actually speak.
Really? What are you talking about?
many times. He was probably drunk,
you freaking idiot. I've been on your
spaces for, like, I can't tell you
how many times we've talked.
to bring you two together.
You know, now we got the Ufranian and the Russian.
You know what's really funny, Alpha Fox?
It's funny you said that.
So I have a lot of neighbors that kind of think like you're neighbors.
And most of them are judges.
Most of them are in the school district, doctors.
But they all kind of swing a different way.
And then the last seven or eight months, they're all kind of swing a different way. And then the last seven or eight months,
they're all kind of like,
one of the guys is a judge,
He's like, listen, do you have a few minutes?
He's like, I voted for Trump this year.
So a lot of people actually voted for Trump
So I really hope these two fuckers figure it out
because I really don't like them
not getting along. I don't know if that bothers you,
but it bothers me. It's so dumb.
be the close to be friends. It's so stupid.
What if there is no hatchet, and his stock's
going up, they're kind of working together,
getting that Epstein list coming out.
What if there's no hatchet hatch and they're smarter than us?
think about it. How do you put your child
around somebody and then say, well, you're on the
Epstein list. Think about it. Like, is Elon
going to do something like that?
yeah. But I'm saying you put your child around somebody
and say well you're on the epstein list you know i'm saying so i don't know i think it might be a
show yeah that's what i mean my thing is you know if elon knew that trump was on the list he sure
didn't give a fuck when he was benefit benefit he said he was he's like well well real quick guys
speaking about a list uh i penned my community up at the top from CoinCatch.
For those that don't know, I am the biz dev manager for an exchange.
I want to be able to celebrate this accolade here with you guys.
We're at 296 members, guys.
Keep in mind, we're a community of traders.
Sir Crypto, you can actually, you know, benefit from a community of traders sir crypto you can actually you know benefit from
a type of community like ours but why would you want to be in a community full of traders because
you get all kinds of alpha you get alerted every time i host spaces and i call tops and bottoms
we are bottom blasters don't disrespect the reset when we're trying to show a community. I will use this corrective stick of love very freely,
but understand I really do appreciate you guys for, uh,
vibing here on space, especially on a sponsor space, Alpha Fox.
But yes, guys, please help me get that to 300 members.
I want to be able to have a little celebration there.
It's been six months since I got hired at CoinCatch,
and it's been just no KYC, no VPN,
just absolute chads of centralized exchange.
No VPN and no KYC needed, bro.
The only exchange in America,
the only that has no KYC on top of no VPN required as a leverage trader precision.
What does that stand for?
The what now? now kyc kick yourself
uh basically you kick yourself because anything that you do with your money will
be tracked unless you're at a no kyc place i mean con cash is definitely the best place to go to you know if you don't like the IRS, that's all I'm going to say is you can maybe move your money there.
Well, you won't have to DCA into other tokens if you never sell them.
Right. Speaking of DCA, DCA would be great if you joined the CoinCatch community and helped me get it to 300 so I can have a little celebration here tonight.
actually look at this the screenshot is there 300 members to the freaking chads that did that man i
just hate that you know did i just come to 300th member dude i don't know i guess it was dude let
me see that was sick bro if it was yo sir crypto appreciate you i really look man you guys may not
think this is important but for crypto people or anyone that's into just buying, you know, crypto, you don't have to be a Web3 guy, be on Crypto X.
But for a centralized exchange, you know, it's very difficult to reach its traders.
They do it in the form of the events, all these other things.
So when I got hired to lead the North America division, you know, for the futures department, cause there wasn't any, you know, I had to start from scratch. So
I was like, yo, how do I do it? Okay, bet. Let's start making our spaces started, uh,
you know, being called trade talk is still Monday, Wednesday, Fridays, but I started
putting powered by coin catch. Right. Cause I mean, I have a salary, they pay me, I show up for
these spaces. So that's why I would do the three spaces a week, but what we pride ourselves on doing, and it's what I want
to accomplish. It's really making it the first time we're speaking to me as a trader that trades
on our exchange is like speaking to the exchange directly, you know, because you have a direct
employee, you know, really being the face and the and
and just taking that approach of like we're like starbucks you know you may not see a lot of people
in the room at one time but you know every time you go you can get service so now we host these
spaces seven days a week you're in the community so every time i host a space i like tag the
community you know so you get alerted, a lot of alpha just being around.
And, uh, and now I'm, I'm, I'm creating that bridge for an exchange and the normal end user to actually have just direct access to whatever is needed from customer service to just do it.
If I'm still getting paid and there's no insolvency, right?
You know what I'm saying?
So insolvency is a scary word with
centralized exchanges so to me coin catch and everything i'm learning on the back end and
just being part of it is just freaking awesome but let's get to these hands pikachu appreciate
y'all for uh you know helping me hit this milestone i i've been really making it a goal
the first goal was 50 then 100 next one 300. So now let's get it to
500, baby, but we show up
and appreciate y'all joining. But Pikachu,
You got your freaking hand up.
I'm freaking back, man. Yo, man, how can I join
Can you get me a mixtape, bro?
Talking about Nigeria earlier.
I'm not sure what's happening.
Alpha Fox said that. What? I don't sure what's happening. Alpha Fox said that.
I don't even know who this is in censorship.
Yo, man, I want to support you guys.
I want to support you guys, man, for the culture of God.
Oh, man, Pikachu, relax, bro.
Just for care and go back to listening, dude.
That's not really Pikachu.
He kicked my girl, Kel, down just to bring your ass up.
Yeah, no, I just brought his ass down.
I want him to support us.
Why are you guys taking him down?
I mean, I don't want that guy to support me.
That was my paid KOL, man.
Do you think he could take my Lambo payment over every month?
I mean, if he can, I'll let him support me i mean well you don't even have a labo bro
you got a tesla stop it let me see send me a picture i want to see it okay i like it
This is the ticker that we ate
We want to see where we at now
Let's get an update from our dev
DCA's voice is much nicer than yours
And she may or may not be drunk
You always think of the most gay stuff to say,
embarrassing yourself in front of a woman.
that's just the first thing that popped into my head.
We don't clearly cock in your head.
save Alpha Fox because he's making himself sound foolish.
oh i was just saying it's like it's for the culture fuel your convictions you know dca gang
i don't know it means buy a little bit of your favorite tickers every single day and when they
take off you'll be happy you did well you sound really cool and sexy so i'll listen to you
wow that easy i'm in i'm in
i told y'all she came in and she'll just bro she she'll just ticker at 12k and i looked at the top
traders and the wallets and i was like like, damn, nobody's made profit.
She doesn't even follow me.
I followed her back, though.
There's no one need to follow back.
AlphaFox, the big account talking about follow me back, that's right.
That's the alcohol speaking.
Let's not send for follows here.
But you should definitely follow me.
I don't have as many as AlphaFox.
I don't give a dang about these follows.
Unless you're coming up here to speak.
You better hit the follow button.
Believe it or not, you can unfollow me later.
I'll eventually unfollow people that just never show up. You loser what are you talking about i know bro exactly dude i but
subscribe to me as long as you subscribe to me for five bucks exactly i was gonna say if you
subscribe you put clutch into a dilemma when there's too many speakers he doesn't know who to
you know put down or bring up or anything if you're all if we're all subscribed to them it's
it's uh it's an it's a it's a pyramid scheme guys you know exactly we're just taking advantage of
right now how long the nomics are the best nomics hold on guys hold on we need to work for our bags
because i got in an entrance at 12k on dca like truly like completely on the trenches she showed up to the space and we're
cooking so we need to really pump these bags so sir crypto supply control is pretty decent here
uh what do we need to do to get you in
well you do know i'm already in right oh yeah dude let's freaking go all right so who who
who else do we show this uh? MSC. How long?
When did you come on rotation with MSC?
Yo, post something at the top, DCA, so people can see the CA and stuff.
I mean, you just got gotta type in dca on
decks and it just shows up it was nice it's already showing up on the search
alpha fox go get your phantom wallet go ape a bag stop being a pleb go top last that was
the rudest things anyone has ever said to me.
Just be a degenerate with your weaponry friends.
DCA doesn't even freaking follow me.
I'm not going to be talking to you. I followed you back.
Now you got to go buy a bag.
block him now damn dude we're gonna have to simplify that i'm just joking
yeah it's uh you know the the abusers always joke about it until it's not a joke.
So we're just trying to stop the transition.
I don't think any criminal ever went straight for the crime.
They joke, maybe I should go steal.
I bet you I can take that bag of chips.
I think that's how it starts.
It's not like, all right, dude, I'm going to freaking go rob that store.
I mean, I don't know. I just DM her. She's not like, all right, dude, I'll freaking go rob that store. I mean,
That sounds like, I don't know. Would you have a bag of DCA? That sounds like...
Get your mind out of the gutter, okay?
You should. Freaking send me the CA.
He's going to ape big because he wants to be a
big bad show off and he wants to
just make a big dream camera.
We're marketing right now, Sir Crypto. Stop
Stop flooding for more entries.
He's like a wallet drainer.
He's like, hey, just put all your money in this one.
hey, should I, what they're talking about, what are they talking about?
So I'm just sure that there's
live streaming starting August 8th.
I'm going to do Mondays and Fridays.
I'm going to do a million tokens and I'm going to give them away to,
to different communities like CTOs or small communities, things like that.
That way they can use the passive USDC for their conviction plays too.
Right. Oh, so I, so basically back up.
She's trying to seduce us with her voice.
I'm trying to be quiet because it's 2 o'clock in the morning.
She's working for her bags, and she's got kids right now,
She just has a nice, softer voice than my raspy as old man but crypto
uh some people want to hear sandpaper man but relax relax i'm working for my
i'm working for my bags here understand this i was not paid for this show other than
hold on real quick you were paid for this what are you talking about no i bought a bag she didn't pay me i just met dca today i had no connection to her whatsoever
okay sorry okay relax so i freaking ate early because i believed in the narrative of a dca
token dollar cost average pump your freaking conviction bags with the usdt that you get
from the reflections i was like bro i'm bullish on it like that's just a goodT that you get from the reflections, I was like, bro, I'm bullish on it. Like, that's just a good narrative that you can show.
And it's a freaking voice, you know,
that's nicer than mine going around spaces, chilling it.
So, like, ultimately building the community from the ground up
She showed up on our spaces with freaking 12K market cap,
and we all freaking believed in it, aped it,
or whatever the heck it is right now um people i just sent the right to you guys i i don't know
anything about this token i just bought it because clutch was talking about it yeah there you go
see there you go uh dca think of me whenever you want to if you want to waste your money, just listen to Clutch. Exactly.
Not like we didn't help, you know,
give you guys all a very solid 6 to 10x from entrance,
depending on, you know, what you got in.
But anyways, look, I don't know her.
I don't know if she'll rug us, but it's a reflection soak.
It's a while we'll at least get airdrops of USDT.
Oh, man, that's hilarious. But just know that with meme tokens.
If she rugs you, at least you have like one token of USDT, which is bullish.
Here, we got somebody else coming up here
And absolutely pump our bags
You are what we need to pump
I will say DCA 100X. What's up?
I will say DCA is his pinned post. I already looked at it.
But now you've got to hit the unmute button there, Maverick.
We can't hear you. You may have to go back down and come back up.
What's up, BAC? I have a marketing strategy
everyone sees that it's going up
and they get jealous and they
buying the chart with the dev rewards.
But I could post about it, I guess.
And encourage other people to post about it, not just you,
because people get bullish when they see other people making money.
Yeah, that's true. they see other people making money they get FOMO
yeah that's true I'll post about it no reward reward your holders to post about it Alpha Fox I am proud of you you bought a very good nice size bag I respect
you I respect you know I I respect that you less but now that you aped i respect you more
you're part of my money you listen i could have cheated all over your face already okay
you did a few times i had to wait it off oh he was saying that to me i did you know i got mad that
they jaded on me at 110k i was like yo'm not going to cheat on y'all right now.
And I left and came back like 10 minutes later and these jeats took it a 70k.
And I was like, oh, we PVP, you know?
But I was just, you know, just being a menace.
I told her, because when I first apes her crypto, I was like, yo, I'm not a player that likes to de-risk at a 1x at a low cap.
Oh, let me take my bag out.
You know, I put two grand. Let me take my bag out you know put two grand let me take my
2k out like a freaking hoe destroying project so i you know i made it very clear that i wasn't
going to do that and like i've been holding my word like i want to cheat five seven eight hundred
k i got one percent you know i'll clip a bit you you know. My account was suspended for saying that if you cheat under,
if you're selling tokens under $100K in the middle of a bull market, bro,
you should look yourself in the mirror and punch yourself in the fucking face twice.
They suspended my account for promoting self-harm.
I had to use a really good connection to get there.
Yeah, bro, it's disrespectful's disrespectful like there's no liquidity your bag shows that it's up it's it's the joy of being early but wait
till there's liquidity for everyone the risk of 300k 250 to 160 sure or whatever but even then
like man just wait for 500 plus like if everyone just held for an hour
freaking projects was sent but the second they see buys they start cheating like dude with us we we
like got in and we got in small bro and another thing i could have hold right went and bought on
six eight nine wallets i didn't like she she gave us a ticker we aped and then like within a couple
hours bro just started rising slowly but surely because we were just talking about it this is
bullish bro dca gives you usdc to fuel your conviction max bro that's sick the narrative
is there what you're talking about this dca i wasn't feeling it but i just had some ben and
jerry's cherry garcia i'm about to dca the out of this thing now we're all this you know what just tickers i just needed to have some ice cream the problem
is if you don't have ice cream and you're just listening to a bunch of drunk people talk it's
hard but when you have some ice cream you start to feel sweet and things start to make sense
think about it you get paid usdc so you can ape your conviction bags
god damn that's freaking how do you i don't know how you get these cherries to taste so good so you can ape your conviction bags. Goddamn.
I don't know how to get these cherries.
Dude, what is USTC translated to? What is it?
So you can transfer it to money, like cash.
I tried to swap it to Seoul. I'm not even trying. I'm just looking. And it's on soul. So you can transfer it to money, like cash. I tried to swap it to soul.
I'm just looking, and it's not working.
I mean, you could transfer it.
You might have not got enough yet.
Are you in your phantom right now?
And it comes up and says unsupported type or something.
Do you have enough soul in that wallet?
It gives you these weird messages when you don't have soul in that wallet.
Well, guys, I'm only contractually obligated to be here for two hours. Shoot, stop it.
I'm not finished with this ice cream, and I'm back to DCA.
Stop it. This is what you do this because cream. And I'm back to DCA. Stop it.
This is what Clutch does.
Well, that's not my problem.
So it'll be cheaper here in a few weeks.
No, see, if I end the space, y'all jeats are gonna jeat.
You're gonna have to keep this open all night.
That's what I told 50, like, just wait.
Like, as soon as he closes the space, these motherfuckers
That's a good one. Well, first of all, I got in six hours ago,
eight hours ago, crypto, and I haven't
jeat it yet, so why would I jeat now? No, no, not you, bro. Oh, no hours ago, crypto, and I haven't G'd it yet, so why would I G'd now?
Oh, no, no, okay, gotcha, gotcha, okay.
When people close the space, if they're talking about it.
Oh, they think it's bearish, the token's going to zero.
Bro, I host a space every day.
Tomorrow we're doing 11 p.m. Eastern again,
and then Monday through Fridays,
Did you say 11 p.m. Eastern?
Yes, tomorrow, on the weekends. That's like 8 in the morning for me. I guess, did you say 11 p.m eastern yes tomorrow on the weekends that's like eight
in the morning for me okay gas because you're in ukraine in nigeria dude bro i'm so bearish on
on some of your some of your jokes sorry
I hit you with the Titanic.
Bro, don't frickin' play with me, bro.
This is how bearish you make me, Alpha Fox.
I'm not sure how to take this.
Just make us more bearish.
Just make us more bearish.
This is making me less bearish right now.
Earlier, Moon was launching the rug factory.
And, you know, we were bullish on the ticker, but he wasn't about it.
But we're going to just play the Titanic music in the background every time he speaks.
Because he keeps rugging us every time he gives us a ticker.
He tells us this is the one.
Bro, what I like about Moon, he believes it.
You know what I'm saying, Fitty?
So you just got to pay him enough to believe.
And, you know, you're just quite going to be there.
Listen, I thought we were going to rate it.
I've heard enough of you.
Can we just talk to her for a while?
She's got a really beautiful voice. All right. I put in all this money. She did her job. Can we just talk to her for a while?
She's got a really beautiful voice.
I put in all this money and I just want to hear her voice.
I know I'm not going to get her back.
Okay, so this is what I'm going to do, guys,
I'm going to go plug in the phone
and I'm going to leave the space running.
I'm going to go watch a couple of shows
But you just stay in your phone. No, I'm not going to leave the space running. I'm going to go watch a couple shows and kick it. Well, no.
But you just, like, stay in your phone.
I'm going to watch a show and kick it with the wifey.
Why don't you just hang out at least?
It's like freaking 3 a.m.
I'm about to go spend some wifey time.
Dude, why don't you just hang out at least 4 a.m.?
Your wife's awake at 3 a.m.
She's not even up anymore.
What are you, like, in Hawaii?
Okay, babe, can I stay up and play with my friends
yeah yeah there you go he's in ukraine with your friends i'm going to bed so you want to go to bed
she wants to watch the show and hang out fine i'll put i'll have the phone here look my son is here
now he'll freaking you know plug in some time yo queefers
about time you freaking wake up you stupid freaking girl take over for me so these fools don't miss me
for the next like 30 45 minutes you kiss your kids with this mouth wait what are you what is
what are you gonna watch with her we've been watching uh my name is ero that's why i made
the my name is ero joke earlier it was hilarious because that's the show we've been watching
It wasn't funny. What about what about happy Gilmore? That's a lot better
The second one is out, right? Yeah, why don't you watch that? What's it on?
I don't know probably Netflix
Is it on Netflix? I have I have all of it. Is it on Netflix or someone tell me it should be on Netflix should be on there
Should be okay. Yeah, I think it's there. You want to watch the Happy Gilmore 2?
There's a 2 to that movie?
There you go. Dang, you guys are trying to keep me up.
That's why you want me to watch a movie and not a show.
You want your wife to go to bed so that you can talk to us more.
he leaves and we'll take profit in DCA
and then we'll open some more.
Wait, is that Happy Gilmore?
Is the new one, is it good or is it like he's old?
Wait, she was asking a question.
Anything DCA says sounds really good.
She was asking a question.
Can we keep asking the question?
No, I can't. I was just going to say, some of those
movies, they're kind of like
It's got to be weird. Does he play the
same character? I heard it's good.
Somebody said it's really funny.
He seems just too old to be
Yeah, but he's kind of like, that's his character, you know?
I don't know if I feel safe leaving
That's what I'm worried about. Once you leave, everything's
gonna go down. It's not safe, dude.
It's the weekends. I'm gay.
And you wonder why I abandoned him, right?
When I first adopted him.
Just because you keep the socks on does not make it normal.
There's just a lot of places we can see this.
But we got the Happy gilmore 2 movie
loaded up so look at this old ass seriously yo this is i guess look i'll i'll leave y'all with
the topic that we actually started the show with what's your happy your your uh favorite uh all
right shut up who's starting in a space well, we have 169 holders in DCA right now.
There's a reason for that.
Let's get this thing fucking pumping.
Let's stop talking about happy Gilmore.
Let's get this thing going.
I'll put a tweet out and share it and some TGs.
Where's the guy that wanted to support me?
Pikachu, you want to support me?
Go tell all your communities to buy this ticker.
Pikachu, when I talk to you, raise your hand or something.
Dude, he's so late. He's like or something. Dude, he's so late.
Dude, he's playing with chickens right now.
So, DCA, how did you come up with this concept?
I was doing a CTO with another project, and it was a nightmare because it was like one of those like,
oh, just buy more, buy more, buy more. It's a pump on CTO.
And then I was talking to somebody in the project and we were talking about doing a rev share.
And then I've been off grid for the past couple of weeks.
So I just been doing a lot of journaling and then like digging into some of the like technical stuff behind this.
And it seemed like a good idea.
And then I put it together.
But yeah, time outside of spaces is also good for, you know, brainstorming and creativity.
A hundred percent. Yeah. Like the lock didn't bullshit. spaces is also good for, you know, brainstorming and creativity. 100%.
Like, like the lock didn't bullshit.
Just keep, you become exit liquidity for, if you just keep being locked in.
So lock out a little bit here and there.
I agree with you a hundred percent.
I've been in Wisconsin and I'm in North Dakota now.
And so, yeah, we've just been driving all over the place
and kind of like camping and all that.
Have you thought about just visiting South Dakota?
Because I really don't know the difference.
We keep trying to decide whether or not we're going to go to Mount Rushmore.
I just want to know the difference between South Dakota and North Dakota.
I like North Dakota a lot better, but that's because I used to live here. Oh, okay. What's the difference between South Dakota and North Dakota? I just don't know. I like North Dakota a lot better, but
that's because I used to live here. Oh, okay. What's the difference?
the north one, and the other
one's the south one, but they're both
The hills are blocking both.
Pretty much, yeah. Yeah, there's not a lot but uh
i don't know i like north dakota i think north dakota actually has
more i don't know there's a city in the middle in north dakota and they're not they have more what
So I'm in California, and I'll tell you, I've traveled pretty much all over the United States and the world.
And I really, even though our politics suck, this and that, I just don't think there's a better city to live in.
We have the best weather.
We don't have the best government, like governor.
We do have people that want to burn our city, like Newsom and stuff like that.
But for the most part, it's a beautiful place. If you guys have been in California, I just don't think there's a better place.
Yeah, see the thing about North Dakota is it's not great weather most of the
time. This time of year is great, but the politics is a lot better oh yeah a clutch are you still here with
us by the way do you know that ghost lives like 10 minutes away from me
you know that with a thumbs up yeah i'm gonna hang i was actually gonna come to your house
today when i go visit i'm gonna go just meet up, link up with both of y'all.
And I just found out that's pretty messed up stuff.
I'm watching this movie, and I don't want to burn it for people that haven't seen it,
but damn, it gets saucy immediately.
I was going to come by and visit Ghost tonight, but I decided to go get a foot massage instead.
Bro, you would have got both.
You would have been able to visit me and get a foot massage.
You fucked up. I don't know if you know my foot massage place. How would they do you get it from Pedro Pascal?
Would have been on a live stream we got fucking food massage
You probably would have wanted your happy ending would have requested it
Would have called the wife's homegirls you to you to fucking love life, bro
Said you had to pay for that shit.
Yeah, then I had to look at her after.
Where are you at tomorrow?
I'm in this Airbnb because of the flood, bro.
So I really can't really move like that, man.
I got these animals, seven pets at this house of mine bro so i'm pretty much just trapped bro
dude i might just i might drop off my dogs at your house like bro i might as well dude
dog sitter you won't know the difference i told wife you don't get this many pets for a reason
bro that's crazy dude you got to tell her to DCA on the pets.
Every time we lose one pet, we get like two because it's never really like the same replacement. No, I have two dogs and that's fucking plenty.
They sit there and they wait for the...
I got four dogs, three cats, fucking hamster, two ferrets, two turtles that are like the tortoises albino slider you
got ferrets i like those things yeah i got two i like those those are pretty fun bro i had the
homie from wisconsin that i met online named hinch this dude went to vegas and grabbed
him and then drove him all the way over here bro it's crazy as shit ever for my daughter's birthday
that's crazy one of them's
albino with red eyes and the other one looks like a straight up baby raccoon these things are the
cutest things i've ever seen you have to like wash them with some specific stuff so they don't stink
yeah yeah she has like uh i think it's like oatmeal or some she gives him baths all the
time yeah that's pretty cool yeah my friend used to bring it over he'd like i'd ask him to leave
it for a day it was pretty fun he would just chill on my shoulder bro i'm not gonna lie bro every time we
get a new pet i end up fucking loving it i'm like such a fucking buster when it comes to saying no
dog and then i get it and i'm like oh this shit's actually kind of cool yeah no i'm the same do they
bring them home without asking no they actually do the opposite they ask and i'm like no and they
ask i'm like no and then i fucking say no like 3000 times. And these spoiled little brats of mine,
I end up going, you know what? I rather them just be happy as fuck, dude. Get it.
So next time I'm just going to say, yeah, right. Right off the top. Just, yep.
100%. Yeah. I always just bring it home when I was a kid. I,
if my kids did this to me but i always used to say it's so much
harder to say no to the like actual puppy when it's already there than the like idea of the puppy
so i would just bring pets home all the time yeah did i end up having to drive like two three hours
one way two three hours back to get this exotic pet they found it's it's bananas
it's never close you ever it doesn't make any sense i used to have an african serval my wife told me it was a savannah i was all excited she was like her dream pet spent 18
grand drove like seven hours and it turned out to be a straight african serval dude got me when i was
sleeping one morning i was like get this thing the out of my house man deadly stood like five feet
tall Jesus well I'm gonna send you a video this thing where I gave it a rat
one time it was the craziest shit I ever witnessed for never again that's crazy
my grandfather had a German Shepherd and it turned out to be like half a wolf.
Do you see how big those wolves are, bro? I never realized how big wolves are, bro.
Yeah, they're actually huge.
Like the size of their neck and everything, yeah.
Bro, it doesn't make no sense.
And German Shepherds are big.
Dude, the survival I had, bro, it was a baby, bro.
We were bottle feeding it when we got it. It was the survival I had, bro, it was a baby, bro. We were bottle feeding it when we got it.
It was the cutest thing ever, bro.
And then I realized they sedated it before they brought it.
In the middle of the night, dude, I woke up and it was just like, where the fuck am I?
The thing smelled like a hyena, though.
It literally smelled and looked kind of like a hyena, bro.
They look like eyes on the back of
their ears it's the craziest thing i've ever witnessed bro i hated all my animals i had to
keep it all barricaded with a lock like those little digital locks i built a habitat my neighbor's
like i smell coyotes you have to put your dogs in i was like oh i'm about to get burned i gave it
back to the breeder bro lost like Lost like 20 bands basically. Never again,
bro. Don't get cats, man. Dogs are better, bro. Yeah, that's why I stay with dogs. I'm
not a cat person. Neither am I. I can't stand them, dog. I mean, they just, I don't know.
I like animals you can call over and play with. Me too. I will say this, though, dude.
My bangles, they're really, really, they're cool, man.
You know, they stay out of the way. They don't beg. They fucking do their own thing. They're lazy.
They actually cuddle like dogs because we had them since birth. Our first two litters, we kept
the runt, the baby boy. They're so dope, dude. Honestly, I'll say those are the two cats that
the two cats that kind of wound me over check that out you got cats dca or dogs
kind of wound me over. Check that out. You got cats, DCA? Or dogs?
yeah i had a black german shepherd for a long time it's like when you were talking about a wolf
i'm like everybody thought he was a wolf and he died in january and so i got another dog because everybody was like, oh, it'll make it less sad.
So I got my kids a dog from the pound.
And this thing is like super not a German Shepherd.
And I'm like, this thing is so dumb.
Sometimes it's nice to have a dog that's not violent and you don't have to worry about eating your friends or people.
He was such a β that was, like, the best dog ever.
He was such a gentle β I don't think I ever even heard him growl my entire life.
But he looked scary, so he got the job done because he really was for that like it
it's so nice having a dog where like people cross like they get out of your way when you're walking
them people avoid you it's kind of cool that's how my great dane is dude my wife hated taking
the kids to school she seemed like the bums take shits, dude, out of nowhere in Cali, bro.
It's just, they're everywhere.
She used to get so scared.
She's like, I need something to protect me.
So she's just whipping around with this big ass cow patterned Great Dane, bro, 24-7.
Yeah, you really do need a big dog or a gun.
And, you know, when the kids are little, you go with the dog.
Now I have a gun. When the kids are little, you go with the dog. Now I have a gun.
She said Second Amendment.
Especially if I dox myself
Yeah. Especially if I dox myself on the internet.
That made everybody quiet.
But by the way, I just shared the DCA chart to the top with the contract.
Let's have some fun with this.
Let's get this thing to $300, $400, $500.
I think it's kind of cool.
If you don't buy, you guys don't love animals.
January. I used to live in El Paso.
I have two Husky Malamute mixes.
And I would take them on walks, and people would seriously cross the street.
I've had people call animal services on me saying that I was walking wolves down the street.
What kind of dogs were they?
They were Husky Malamute mix.
Really? What did they look like?
I mean, from a distance, they looked like, you know, wolves, but they looked like Huskies and Malamutes.
I'm actually looking it up right now.
Oh, those are cool looking dogs.
Yeah, and so they would, and I'd have like big old construction workers, like 400 pounds, like, are those wolves you're walking? And I'm like, yeah, you know, I've had them since they were pups. I trained them to walk on a leash and to heal and everything. But I mean, people are just so ignorant and stupid if they don't know. But I'm like, DC. I got a gun too, but.
She's got a gun and two dogs.
We know what to use our USDC on.
I actually have four dogs and a cat.
Four dogs, a cat and a gun.
Those are good looking dogs.
I've never seen a worse dog in my life those dogs they tore up his
whole backyard um i think they're pretty rambunctious and he didn't he didn't give it
attention he went to like um pottery barn got all this uh cool furniture and like his whole his whole
yard was chewed up they like chewed up he like chewed up his like even his trees and plants he
got planted those dogs are nuts yeah if you don't you know and that's a problem with pet owners if you don't research
the dog breed before you get them I mean they take more of the Malamute side thankfully so they
don't really talk or make a lot of noise but I have come home and my entire sectional was
from the living room to the dining room to
the kitchen and they were sitting inside the couch yeah that sounds familiar yeah and they
did hold so if you don't watch them or you leave them alone too long they will become destructive
yeah that's pretty funny um yeah a lot of people don't know this, but I actually rescue a lot of dogs,
and I'll take and shelter dogs, and I do a lot of stuff for animals.
And I don't really talk about it a lot, but I go to the pound like once a week
or twice a week, kind of help out once in a while.
And right now the pounds are full of huskies, like full of huskies.
It used to be pit bulls, and the reason is because all these freaks decided to watch game of
thrones and they said oh cool i'm gonna buy these dogs that look like wolves but they didn't realize
how much work these dogs are so they just gave them back so like and they had tons of puppies so
all the pounds across the united states are full of huskies right now
yeah they don't realize just how much work and attention. They're working dogs like a German Shepherd and a few other breeds.
They need to be out there and they need to be doing things.
If you don't keep them active, then they're going to become destructive and they're going to be overwhelming.
They don't listen to you.
If you are not a leader, they're not going to respect you or follow the rules or anything, but good for you
for going to the shelters. I volunteer at the shelters too, and I feed the stray neighborhood
cats, and I feed the birds and the deers in the neighborhood, so good for you.
Yeah, something I've been doing for like a really long time. It sounds like a little kid, dogs
would just follow me home.
I would find them in the middle of the street.
You're either an animal person or not.
But this ticker is looking good.
That's how I ended up with bringing pets home.
They just come home with you.
Well, now you've got friends.
Now you're a dev. We've got almost $125,000 on this market cap, and we're going.
And I told you guys, once we get to like $200,000, $300,000,
I'm going to start sharing this with more groups.
Now let's get some money in our pockets so we can have some fun.
Tell us a little bit about DCA, like how you started it, what you did.
Like, you know, just your concept, how it works,
because I don't really know much about it other than clutch talking.
I don't really like listening to him talk.
His voice is very abrupt.
So, you know, do it for the culture.
And essentially, you know, I was in IMG, like I round tripped that bad boy.
But I was part of like the community, you know, that kind of formed afterwards.
And I was part of GEM and the USCC.
And we always talked about, I was saying you know like the we should push
the fact that like if you hold a bag of it you can continue to accumulate your conviction plays
with your rewards and um so that's kind of the branding of it and then with the dev wallet you
can continue to buy back the supply and so to keep that flywheel in effect, I want to network with other communities
and get them a million tokens in their marketing wallets.
And that way they can continue to acquire
their own convictions or fund their LPs
or whatever with the USCC.
All we have to do is just let you talk we're at 140 000 just keep talking
that's all you got to do just keep going i know just keep talking about the project
doesn't matter what you're talking about they like your voice we do have a tg it's just uh
i have it set up very secure because you know uh policing a TG is a job in and of itself, along with pushing a token.
So we're kind of at that point where we're getting mods and things for the TG, but it's still open for raids, things like that.
It's just the chat's not locked, but you can find the chat.
You just have to read to get there.
So the chat is reserved for people who read the message when you join the TG.
And then, yeah, I'm just working with other communities.
We sent some to 401k stonks.
So there's a community that is working.
I do kind of, you know, i did get some of these ideas i've worked
i worked with the the dev of 401k and um saw some of the stuff that he was doing and i i think he
does it well um and that's kind of where i got the idea of giving a significant amount of tokens to
different communities and things like that and um yeah
just observing the eight percent burn mechanism I got that one from purple bitcoin I don't know
if anybody remembers sitting in those shill spaces but I remember that guy coming in and people
always laughed him out the purple bitcoin guy and they were like a CTO and um I feel like everybody
just like brushed him off every time he was in a
shill space, but he's like, Oh, there's this worked into the code.
And that was the burn mechanism.
So that really helps those tokens take off.
And then also accumulating supply with the dev wallet is just how you push
them to those higher market caps too.
Cause most of the ones that send, know in the multi-million those those have very little uh supply left
yeah no no um keep keep going you're at 160 000 just. Just keep telling us. Yeah. So, I mean, like I said, I just,
you know, spend some time in the space. I've done a CTO, uh, pump fun. I mean, the, yeah.
Do we even want to go there? And then, uh, it's just the rev share platform. You can do a lot more when you can set it up to have those rewards go back to the dev and then you get the LP and everything like that.
So just kind of observing the different projects and trading.
I mean, obviously, I think everybody in here trades and you kind of see how things are going but i think dca is a big culture i do think
community coins are coming back i do think there are some that come out and you're like oh i can
hold this you know and i was telling them earlier actually that uh i've been holding uranus for a while because I was like, yeah, this is, this is sending. So you got to be able to
find those conviction plays and accumulate. And that's where DCA comes in handy because you can
have a bag of this and you can just, you know, throw your USDC into your conviction play and
grow your position in that project and that also helps
the small projects it helps the small pump on ctos that uh you know don't get the creator rewards and
things like that so that was the whole concept and then mondays and fridays in august you know
i'm going to start doing like live streaming uh kind of like basement ron style just
live streaming and giving away a million you should live stream tomorrow you should live
stream tomorrow with ghost he's he'd live streams every day just jump on his live stream and
get on there and talk about it she started laughing right away she has has no idea. 25 hours a week, girl.
Literally, live streamed seven days a week.
My kids go back to school, so I
have to be able to commit the
time, and I can't do that until
they go to school during the week
You don't have to do 25 hours a day.
Just jump on tomorrow for like an hour or something. Yeah, what you do is you. You don't have to do 24 hours a day. Just jump on tomorrow for like an hour or something.
Yeah, what you do is you jump on a stream so you can talk about the project every once in a while while you're getting prepped to start your own stream.
Is this ghost? No. On this DCA account? Who is this? Is this ghost?
Yeah, he's on stream five, six hours a day.
So it's a good way to just...
I accept DMs from anybody.
Yeah, shoot me a DM, and I'll let you know what time it is.
We got a lot of ball drawing.
I got live auctions right now, which is your lotto ticket, which is super fun.
Shameless plug for your boy real quick, Fiddy.
And Fiddy, you can DCA big balls.
Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. You know it. We'll see And Fiddy you can DCA Big Ball Oh absolutely Absolutely
I had to come back and say
Well I mean all I had to do is just
Have her talk a little bit and that's it
Just have you watch Happy
This Happy Gilmore movie is fire though Fiddy
That's what I said I had to get rid of you With your harsh voice and get her pretty voice talking Just have you watch Happy. As I was. This Happy Gilmore movie is fire, though, Fiddy.
I get to get rid of you, Farrell, with your harsh voice and get her pretty voice talking, and that's it.
Just go have your can of this butter,
and we're going to keep pumping this thing.
I'm trying to whisper, but to whisper but are your kids sleeping
yeah we're staying at a friend's house oh got you got you yeah it's funny because when i when
i got into crypto i literally did not have a home office i had like i was i just like would
go in my spaces just in my living room whatever else else. And since I've been in here, like, I built an office.
I soundproof my walls, my door.
So now it's, like, I could scream and whatever else.
And, you know, I could do whatever I have to do.
And it just makes more sense.
But, yeah, it's been kind of fun.
When do your kids go to school in August? In, like, three weeks? Yeah, they's been kind of fun, but that's pretty cool. When do your kids go to school in August, in like three weeks?
Yeah, they start pretty early.
I live in Arizona, so they start like the 4th of August.
Okay, yeah, I'm in California.
I might start, I think, the third week of August.
Yeah, yeah, we left the beginning of july and then we kind of just uh
ended up my family has like 30 acres in wisconsin so we were just like in the woods
for a week or two but it was great it was great and there was a ton of brainstorming and that's
how i came up with these ideas and even broke it down to like
different volume tiers and dev reward amounts and like i got really like mathy with it and so
i definitely think like the potential to really push these projects is there especially with the
rev share tokens yeah no it's a good idea i'm very bullish on tokens that do something i've been
saying that for a long time.
But they have to do something that makes sense, you know, because I come from BSC and we had some pretty incredible rev tokens.
As a matter of fact, one of my friends had a token that gave rewards and you were able to choose what kind of rewards you can get them in, which was really, really cool.
So you could click on a button, you can get them on BSC, ETH, I don't even think Sol was an option, I don't remember what it was, but you were able to choose.
So I just think that if you can make it make sense, because some of these rev share rewards don't make sense, you're just getting like a penny, or like a half a penny, you know what I mean?
And at that point I was saying that in the beginning space, I don't even want to see this stuff dropped in my wallet, because I don't even know if it's real or not. But if you can make it make sense and actually build on top of it,
and I was also a part of IMG for a long time,
and they just rebranded not too long ago.
They were doing some new stuff.
But I like the fact β I like the name DCA.
I think the ticker is good.
And I like the fact that you're working with one one token right now like basically it's it's stable because then you don't see sometimes
i don't really want to see 50 different tokens dropped on my wall and trying to figure out
what's real what's not yeah yeah i know and then the dts is cool too i like that concept and i i
It's just I don't want to be figuring out which one is the next alpha.
I want somebody who's a diehard wag me person. Don't you know, bump it up.
Don't you know, bump it up.
I mean, it's not a bad idea.
Listen, I brought up BSC. this guy brought up this guy brought up
pump it let's go that's a banger i like that song it is good by the way there's uh there's somebody
named blake avery um I like it.
Is your wife still with you?
She must have been like six hours ago.
So there's a guy named Blake.
I don't know if this is your friend or one of your subscribers,
but I'm super uncomfortable looking at him or her.
Thank you. All right. your friend one of your subscribers but i'm super uncomfortable looking at him or her thank you all right did you see it
did you get rid of it alpha what are you talking about oh it was you didn't see that
there was some weird that was trying to come up
oh they were trying to come up and speak?
Yeah, I don't know if it was a guy or girl. It just keeps going.
This is what we're divulging into.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know., pump it up. You've got to pump it up. Don't you know, pump it up.
Clot, where are you, bro?
He's watching a movie with his wife.
He's watching Happy Gilmore.
People who smoke a lot of weed.
Yeah, he's obviously wasted.
Good thing you're not drinking.
No. Never. Good man. he's obviously wasted yeah good thing you're not drinking no never good man
say cook you just take care of that liver hydrate with water before you go to bed
We got the pump music up in here now.
Yeah, Alpha's turned us into a club.
Do you have any argument against that?
Damn, not a good one. Let's go!
I'm ordering bottle service right now.
Clutch, what kind of juices do you have with your vodka or tequila
for our bottle service for our table?
Just a good old classic orange juice.
I'm going to get some cranberry juice in case DCA wants me.
He wants me to just play this musical.
Get some cranberry juice in case DCA what?
He wants some cranberry juice with her vodka.
Oh, you don't drink at all?
Like a little bit of here and there?
It makes me super paranoid.
I mean, you're so bad already.
It's hard to fathom even worse.
I mean, you're so paranoid already.
No, no, I just get really like...
I feel like somebody's watching me when I smoke.
DCA, I think, what's our high been?
I'm about to start dropping in groups
since you guys can't get me to talk.
Bro, I just dropped like 300 bucks in that.
You're a rich man. You live in Wisconsin. I mean, this in that. Dude, that's peanuts. You're a rich man.
Is everyone else's peanuts?
Dude, you live in an area where...
You live in a white people, Republican area, Democrat area, where you're the only Republican.
You should drop like 500.
I mean, 500 is usually a better number, but sure.
You know what the power of 369 if you're gonna go up yeah like you know like those
age I just dropped in the call 86 it always sounds better I just dropped a
nickel you know I'm saying nobody said I just dropped, you know, a Tress. Is that your what?
You got to bump it up, don't you know?
He actually hit exactly on the dollar to the dollar to make that 500.
If only Cheebs would follow you and do the same thing, Cheebs.
Let's DCA into this thing.
Get rid of some of those ferrets, some of those animals.
You know, the small coins?
Dude, my girl loves her ferrets, dude.
Dude, I just want to be able to, like,
be able to breathe when I get home.
a frickin' allergy attack after you.
No, you'll definitely be fucked up
if you come here for sure.
Dude, from the cats to the dog to the...
Any woman that has a ferret
is a red flag right away.
Dude, I'm going to bring my own, like, hap...
She definitely ain't got the red flags yet, but she might.
I'm going to put a helmet on.
Because they stink, and, like, who wants a stinky house?
Well, for starters, they got them gland things removed.
Second off, they live outside, so I'm alright.
A little bit, but they also live
outside, so it doesn't affect me.
Okay, well, if they live outside.
It's like a freaking gerbil. Why would you want one of those?
It's like a raccoon and a gerbil mix for sure
would you ever ask richard gear that question
what i mean you don't know about the whole gerbil story
okay well you know what that means It's almost over.
No more time for degeneracy.
I don't know what's happening.
As soon as I leave, my son leaves.
That's disrespectful to the DCA.
Ghost, did you scare women being awful?
Alpha is about to put more money into it.
We're about to hit that 200.
We're about to hit that 200. Let's go. We're about to hit that 200 mark.
Dude, when I saw the ticker, I was bullish as fudge, dude.
I was just like, it wasn't just a DCA ticker.
It was also the, you know, the fuel your conviction in the US.
Like, it's a combination of it, dude.
I just hope the devs base and won't rug us.
Well, it doesn't matter if she does.
I already have a bunch of USDC
There's rewards coming in.
If anybody ever rugs you,
She's a mom. She's got kids. She's responsible
She's not drinking. She won't do she won't do this or that because she's got to do this
Bullish on moms that work for their back. I'm bullish on people are responsible
Well You don't have to go home because most of you are already home.
But you're going to have to find yourself somewhere else to go live.
And maybe if I'm lucky, Madam Clutch might give me some nookie right now.
Dude, she's not giving you any nookies.
Babe, are you going to give me some nookie right now
i want to answer that publicly but we all know what time it is it is time to close this space
this is coming in clutch powered by rainback casino look out look out there's a lot more coming i know i can keep hold on a second
t t t t one's up here like let's let tb1 talk yeah a complete stranger that doesn't follow me no
we don't tb1 tb1 is the one who worked with cz on starting binance chain let him talk let him cook
tb1 is the man yeah that's what i'm saying tb1 um What can you do about my bnb bags they're going down they just hit all-time high
But now it's on a vicious retrace. Can you stop it?
By the way tb1, thank you for just dropping two uh two soul into the dca chart
All right, i'm listening you put put two sources. I cannot change.
I have no actual Affleck in any of these.
You guys are fucking with me.
I just promoted him to listener, guys.
Graffiti, I will remove you from co-host this is it any final thoughts this has been a four hour i just want to ask tv1 what inspired
him to start like buying it well what inspired him to come up here and not follow the main host
um yeah that's a bad inspiration he needs to find better role models. See, I found the dev with a bullish ticker at a 12K market cap.
And anybody that's been following this journey on a day-to-day basis
will continue to cook because this is what we do.
So have yourself a great rest of your night.
You don't have to go home, but go have fun.
See y'all tomorrow, 11 p.m. Eastern.
AlphaFox, any last words?
I'm just wondering if you're going to actually get gnocchi tonight or not.
Yeah, I don't believe you.
Babe, can you just answer 50 and Alpha Fox?
The space wants to know if I'm going to get some gnocchi tonight.
I've got cameras in your house, and I see you.
She says she's going to give me a present in the shower.
We're about to take a shower together.
You're going to get laid tonight.
Yeah, I'm going to get some.
You want to host bases on guys that know how to get laid without even trying because they're just awesome.
I am a great husband, but an even better, even better follower of my wife who makes me even better.
So find yourself one of those.
You'll end up loving life 10x.
No matter how much you love life now, you'll love life even more.
She let me hang out with you and kept the space open for one more hour.
Remember, I'm only contractually obligated to be here with you all two hours, but I gave
11 p.m. Eastern tomorrow.
Timbo and the other homies got spaces tomorrow.
Alpha Fox is going to start plugging in with the community more, and we're going to frickin' cook.
50's probably hosting a space tomorrow.
Tomorrow, 9 p.m. or today, I guess. 9 p.m. Eastern. What kind of space? Tomorrow, 9 p.m.
Well, we'll go to your space tomorrow, and then we'll wrap it.
You know, we'll move it to coming in clutch afterwards.
Before you go really quick, I just wanted to say two things.
Hey, DCA, nice meeting you.
Alpha Fox, please drink water because I'd like you to be able to speak tomorrow.
And we hit all-time high.
And I'm going to say something about this.
I was not bullish on this ticker when I was 18.
He was being a little cruel.
I wasn't bullish on it because Clutch just talks about too much shit.
And I didn't think this is going to do well.
Blame the talker now that got you.
But then when I heard her voice and I realized, you know, she's responsible.
You're such a freaking simp, bro.
Like, I'm not disrespectful. You know that. I love her. No, no, no. She's nice, dude. She's nice. She's a nice person. Like, I'm not disrespectful.
Look, once I aped, I asked if she was based and if she would rug me.
And she said, yes, I'm based.
So that was a good conviction.
I already know she won't.
There's no way she's going to rug you.
I was promised a present in the shower.
And y'all hear that water?
Yeah. Have a good freaking night.
I ain't kicking it with y'all much longer.
But I will be here with y'all tomorrow.
Have a great rest of your night.
It was fun, but peace out, everybody.
Next six seconds won't be recorded,
so say whatever you want to say.
Go fuck yourself, Clutch.
Damn, that's kind of cool.
See, I'm bullish on the fact that you guys just hate that I'm ending this space.