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Coming in Clutch Powered by @Rainbetcom
Recorded: Aug. 5, 2025 Duration: 3:09:27Space Recording
Short Summary
In a lively discussion among crypto enthusiasts, participants explored the latest trends in the market, emphasizing the importance of community support, strategic partnerships, and the potential for growth amidst volatility. Key topics included fundraising efforts, token launches, and the ongoing hiring of skilled professionals to drive project success.
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Thank you. you yo what's up everybody?
Welcome to Coming in Clutch.
I woke up down today, but not for the reason that you would think.
Am I really the only one that tells people not to top blast?
I just can't be the only one.
Yeah.
Does anybody feel like me?
Show of hands.
I don't need a lot.
I just want to find my peace.
Yeah.
Why you throwing rocks? Oh, you want to kill my dreams? Okay. Tell don't need a lot. I just want to find my peace. Yeah. Why you throwing rocks?
Oh, you want to kill my dreams?
Okay.
Tell me everything I'm not.
You think I didn't know those things?
Always been a little lost and I still might be.
Life's hard, but it's okay.
Watching the comments feels like comedy.
Cardi, how could I complain?
With a house like this and a car like that in the driveway.
Half of what I say kind of feels like a dream that I'm going to wake them someday.
Wish and I pray a little more often and put more time into my fate. Travel in my brain. Might find damage and no great dream that I'm going to wake them someday wishing I'd pray. A little more often and put more time into my fate, traveling my brain.
Might find damage and no grace.
Things that I hold on to, but I won't say.
Things that I won't let go, so I change my soul to the heartbreak.
Having a nice day, that's not an average of my case.
Don't like cameras in my face.
Bamber, it's all fake.
Love my job, but it might seem odd that I'm here because I hate fame.
Pay my debt to me, throwing trash at me.
They can't tell, disconnecting me. It's a fact of me. I doubt well, they'll write text to me, throw in trash at me They can't tell, disconnecting me It's a fact to me
I doubt well, they'll write text to me
But don't tackle me
Find myself always questioning
What comes back from me
I can't be the only
Can't be the only one
Well, when you are the only one
You know, that's a good title to have, baby
Can't be the only one Yeah, if you made a good title to have, baby.
Yeah.
You made a list of people that you trusted. Would you put your name down?
Do you know who you are?
When you look at life and you talk about yours, do you feel proud?
Are you leaving a mark?
I'm scared to make a bad impression.
So you just go hide in the dark, living and playing the part.
Knowing regret will come back up tomorrow.
That's what it does, ain't it?
Don't know what we're chasing, but we all do it.
Just a part of life. I guess we're all all foolish Running after what we think will make us happy
Till it falls through and then we find out later
It ain't what we wanted, so we give up on it
Then we tie the garbage, then we watch it go
And find it drugging number
Till we hit the point that we can barely function
Am I motivated? Is my music dated?
Would I be the same if I was medicated?
Even therapists say I need medication
I avoid it though because I'm scared to take it
Am I the only one that has a loaded gun?
It's full of doubt, some memories are overcoming
I complain about them when they're shooting me
But I know truthfully, I like to load them up and let them
That's so sad to see, that's so sad to see
I need help, they talk passively
Then come after me, by myself
Lost that half of me, god that has to be
Someone else, don't feel bad for me
I just can't believe that I'm the only
Can't be the only
One who's not only
Tonight, no, I
Can't be the only
There's gotta be somebody out there
There's gotta be somebody somewhere
Please come to me There's gotta be somebody out there.
There's gotta be somebody out there.
There's gotta be somebody out there.
There's gotta be somebody out there. Am I the only bear on this timeline?
Y'all, top glasses. Oh, man, I can't be the only bear on this timeline? Y'all, top glasses?
Oh man, I can't be the only one.
I get death threats.
I just call the facts.
My mom is being wished to have cancer,
all because I tell y'all when to sell.
I can't be the only one.
Get ready, baby.
Life only really gets strong when you're uncomfortable.
Nobody told me you could die like this. I'll read you this DM.
Touch. Your stupidity as a bear will lead many to mess out on the market.
Kill yourself.
Thanks.
Nobody ever told us we could die like this.
Thanks, bro.
Thanks, bro.
I know the market makers are after me.
I'm on to you guys.
Nobody ever told us we could die like this. I just said go fill the CME guy baby I got enemies and they wanna see me.
I got frenemies, couldn't even tell you who they are.
If you're not driven by the mission, you'll be driven by the cars.
Focus on what you begin, wanna become a hook you are.
I tried to point them to the sumbo while they call them Mr. Who put it up and set my screen
Hicky bars, huh?
In this game, in this bed, want the fame, gonna get red covered, everybody wanting it,
never knew who could be off the net.
This my sophomore, gotta go hard, wanna show O&O encore, I got enough but I want more,
want more!
Nobody told me you could die like this.
Nobody told me you could die from this, yeah.
Nobody told me.
Nobody told me.
We never saw it coming.
My own people own people, but they don't own that.
They say racism dead, man, our president is black.
Two times in the White House, they're the mean jack.
If we still believe our president ain't affected by our past.
First class with a coach bag.
I forgot when you start eating, you lose your hunger, then grow fat.
I apologize for Christians with tickets, saying God hates fags.
I promised Jesus wouldn't act like that.
He said it hard for a rich man to get to heaven when we feel like we don't need God.
Then we forget him.
We tell him that if you don't make me money, I'll make me happy.
Then I ain't making time for you, so make it snappy.
And I think lately you've mistaken me for a cabbie.
Cause the drive that I got put everybody in the backseat.
So if you wanna live a comfortable life, make sure you never love nobody.
Be selfish and never sacrifice.
We got legal weed that'll keep us high.
Round the world, other people die.
When I'm nervous, my wife's mind.
My stomach's full and I'll block it back.
I need a lot, there's a sign for them.
I'm all of a night and a night.
Take these creeps out back.
I think I got too comfortable.
I think I got too comfortable.
Yeah, I think I got.
I know I got.
I think I got no comfortable.
I know I got this. I think I got you.
I know I got you.
I'm so sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Excuse me.
Coming through.
Sorry.
I had less when I had more when I had less, bro.
This song is so fire.
Uncomfortable by Andy Mineo. Let's freaking get it.
Good morning, everybody, and welcome to Coming in Clutch, powered by Rainback Casino, powered by the movement that has been brought to you by the only people on Crypto X that are willing to give you the information that makes you most uncomfortable, the information that makes you most question your own level of assurance and hard work and dedication.
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You know, that's a great way to start it off, Clutch.
You know, you got to get comfortable being uncomfortable
if you're going to be successful at anything in life.
But I think in Web3, to be real, just to start this episode off with a little bit
of game, you got to be even more comfortable being uncomfortable because this space changes
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weeks from the day. And there's just multiple things going on in the space. So this space
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I guess a meta within financial industries.
But then there's the metas within the metas within the metas.
The blockchains, the coins, the NFTs, all that stuff.
So get comfortable being uncomfortable, man.
It'll make Web3 a lot easier for you guys.
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Like I said, we got a fun episode planned, as always, guys.
You know, the episode topics we got for today are only getting them up right here.
Sorry, my mother phone just closed out on me.
But Starlink, they actually, you know, we're on Elon's app.
We got to talk about Elon a little bit.
But Starlink is now providing Internet to Somalia.
And, you know, people were making jokes about it.
But it got me thinking when we check in with everybody today, I want to hear what you guys think about this.
But which Web3 community do you guys wish never would
have discussed the discovered the internet i know which one i i think and i'll tell you mine first
today i normally let you guys start off with yours but i'll start off of mine before we throw it
around today then uh the the next topic is trump is actually planning to sign an executive order
probing the uh the debanking crypto claims so what do you guys think
about this because like i i know it's further than just claims because i by commerce bank i was debanked
for for crypto so like i i'm wondering what you guys think happens with this and you know bullish
bearish what's going on here i think can bring bring legitimacy to the space but we'll talk
about that a bit the other thing that that caught my attention you know maybe we'll talk about that a bit. The other thing that caught my attention, maybe we'll talk about it, this might be more of a trade talk conversation, but we got time,
we'll get there. But the SEC is going to allow stable coins to be treated as cash equivalents.
And I got it thinking, do we think this money is actually going to flow into the markets,
or is it just going to be used as liquid capital? The more I think about it, it makes sense to use
stable coins as liquid capital. We can get in more I think about it, it makes sense to use stable coins as liquid capital.
We can get mad a bit today.
And then another thing that caught my attention,
you know, that I feel is newsworthy,
is MicroStrategy has doubled its Bitcoin holdings
since election time.
From election time to now,
they've doubled their Bitcoin holdings.
How long do you guys think they can keep this pace up?
I don't know.
I mean, they're like that guy that's running the mile and you're like, man,
eventually he's going to run off steam and I can catch him, but I don't know.
You know, Michael Saylor just keeps sprinting.
But we'll talk about that a bit today. And finally,
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get the rest of the community in here,
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We're going to get into it today, though.
I want to throw it around.
Say what's up to everybody. I want you know who do you guys wish never had discovered
internet you know which web3 community and clutch you're gonna remember this one you know the ones
that i wish never discovered it and it's chia some of you guys might not remember chia they
they got a tiny bit of momentum during the bear market and And there was this dude that used to hang around us.
It was super passionate.
Like I'd always just shut him down because they'd say they're going to be the next Bitcoin, you know, this and that.
And as soon as you say anything is going to be the next Bitcoin, I just assume you're retarded.
But, you know, so they assembled like their whole community just to come debate me one day and prove that I was wrong.
That Bitcoin, you know, that they weren't going to flip
Bitcoin. And they're like four cents probably still now if they're lucky. But they assembled
their whole crew to come here and debate me. And I asked like three questions like, all right,
well, how is it decentralized that the founders kept some of the supply? Where's the liquidity
going to come to flip Bitcoin? And why would any nations, you know,
nations had just started buying Bitcoin at the time. Why are nations going to buy Chia over
Bitcoin? You know, and they could have answered these questions that are like, oh, we're going
to get to go back to the developers and figure it out. But I just see like a bunch of tribal people
in my mind that, you know, found the phone and somebody's like, yes, this, these numbers on
screen, they go up, you buy more.
And they're like, oh, it's going to be like Bitcoin one day.
So I could not stand the Chia community.
You know somebody that they're a believer in Chia.
Tag them, tag them in the comments and tell them I think they're retarded so they can
get in here and I can tell them myself.
But let's throw it around, talk to some people this morning, see how everybody's doing.
Timbo, how you doing
big dog and which web3 community do you wish never would have discovered the internet i'm good brother
i woke up early this morning and i don't know if it belongs to any specific community but the people
that ask me for money all the time i need them to go ahead and get out of here bro i'm tired of it
i don't care that you've raided for 12 hours work. I mean, probably Africans
is what you're saying. I mean, I'm not gonna put
a country on it, baby. I'm not gonna do that, but
I was willing to put
the whole continent on it. I'll put the eastern
world on notice on this one. Southeast
Asia, Middle Easterns,
Africans, y'all stay acting desperate
for monies. Bro, and
Chinese people, stop asking me for
money. Y'all ain't even allowed to trade crypto no more baby get out my dms i can't even send you crypto so you can sell
bro that's bad and we started this one off hot i'm coming in hot baby hey real quick before we
go on to someone else i'm gonna reward y'all since y'all being here early, but one of my subscribers is requesting.
If you are not a subscriber to yours truly, go off of mute right now.
Tell us how you're doing.
Which Web3 community would you like to have never discovered the internet?
And then please rotate down a listener so one of my subscribers can come up.
No? Nobody? Nobody? Okay. down a listener so one of my subscribers can come up no nobody okay the one that shows okay hey hey i'm i'm a subscriber but i'll step down um until it's time you're staying up here uh we
have you're not getting you're not allowed your security. Your security. What are you going to do? Somebody already went down. They got the assignment.
Don't worry.
Bro, this isn't a shameful thing.
This is just, hey, I told you on Monday through Friday,
the spaces get popping with everybody wanting a request speaker.
I'm going to only, I'm going to prioritize subscribers before anybody else.
I'm sorry.
I'm also going to be asking. Well, I was ready to do
what was necessary. It's fine.
Nah, man. It's only necessary
that you snap somebody's neck when we need it,
Hermit. That's what your role here is.
Fair enough. I can't believe
they didn't have an answer ready, bro.
You give them the moment and
you know, palms sweaty.
Big arms are heavy. Big arms are heavy.
Big arms are heavy.
I haven't had my coffee yet today.
Dad's spaghetti. We're going opposite.
Dad's spaghetti.
I got vomit on this pleather already.
Okay.
You got some
vomit on this pleather already.
The trenches are hard these days if you're vomiting on the pleather, bro.
Oh, man, look, listen.
If you want to have priority mics up here, EAC, subscriber.
Moon, subscriber.
All you want to be co-host, Lugarapis, subscriber.
Hermit, subscriber.
Massimo, Timbo, subscriber.
Matt, Unify Bread, subscriber. hermit subscriber massimo timbo subscriber matt unified bread subscriber uh uh daisy um you and
uh and grok huntemis are the only two non-subscribers on stage but a subscriber is not
requesting so you're not really put on notice just yet oh daisy points with that uh with that
dtn background though that's that's for sure some
brownie points there uh but we do uh you know people think that they're bigger than the program
right you know you got your dad comes in here every now and then thinks he can just farm the
stage have us minting out sprodos you know but not subscribe we got Roth miss subscribing guys nobody is bigger than the program nobody's
bigger than the program welcome to the program guys fall in line make some profits or get left
behind what's up moon how you doing this morning bro and what web3 community do you wish never
would have discovered the internet um I don't have uh I don't have any beefs bro i really don't have any beefs um
okay hillary clinton circle circle back to me on that one uh let me let me take let me take
three sips of this coffee circle back to me well i do want to celebrate someone already
trader max said raw i'm not subscribed and did. Click the subscription button just to
come up here and righteously ask for the mic. There were two non-subscribers left, Trader Max,
and one of them got booted at your expense. Congratulations, bro. That was a real Chad move.
I just want to go to you next because, dude, like, amazing. I want you to know it's not about the $5.
I'll give them away.
Matter of fact, Trader Maxx, pick somebody in the stage that I can give $350 to
because, you know, Elon keeps $150 of your subscription.
$350 goes to my account.
Pick somebody random anywhere on the space, Trader Maxx.
I will give them $350 in Solana because you subscribe, sir.
Whoa, that is amazing. Yeah, I hit the button button and i was like i gotta go subscribe i felt bad so uh anybody down below or anybody
up on stage whoever you want pick one person they get your subscription fees because that's how i
roll bro for me it's not yeah whoever you want 350 goes to whoever you pick i gotta throw it to my man brad
brad send me your d send me your solano wallet i'm sending you three dollars and fifty cents
in uh subscription fees from the homie a legend trader max and uh did you catch the question this
morning andrew uh trader max if not andrew can ask you again no no no i got it man i just that
list is so long but the first one I would want to like make go away
from a history of my mind would be Pojak.
A Netflix kind of wannabe place
that just tried to sell you everything
and never could give you the,
they wanted to sell you the steak and the sizzle
and the plate and the fork
and never even could materialize it
and wasted so much of my time and energy.
I just wish I would've came in and started building.
I remember Wojak, actually.
I was actually wondering about that project recently.
I kind of figured it might actually get a little spark now.
I was thinking even with Bonk
that you might see that those memes circulate through again.
No, for me, it was Pojak with a P. that's how it's oh oh yeah oh man you're down bad
yeah man you see what i'm saying i got i got like tricked in from the gig man from the very
beginning because i thought it was something famous and it wasn't i spent i spent so many hours
and then got then got ridiculed for for yeeting, you know, a thousand coin that they had had.
That was it.
I was done with being manipulated.
So, but yeah, that's probably the one that I had in there.
That's a good one.
I'm glad.
I'm glad.
I'm glad those people are lost somewhere on the internet.
And I've never heard of them until now.
I hope they stay lost.
That's good.
Yeah, absolutely.
But again, thanks a lot, Clutch, for having me here today.
No, I appreciate you, bro.
And, you know, for me, it's like most people might think, oh, it's about the money, this or that.
But, like, think about it.
I've known many of y'all for years, for one year, two years, three years.
Some of y'all only months, six months, three months.
How do I pick and choose my favorites?
I just can't.
All humans are equal.
But when it comes to CryptoX x it's a business right so i have to really
you know highlight those biggest supporters and those willing to rock the subscribe to clutch on
their profile is massive so therefore on my spaces or any of my friends spaces i show out for my
subscriptions man so anyways trader max you already know, bro.
You come from a circle of supporters already.
So, you know, I just have to find a way to not really gay keep it,
but man, at least kind of structure it to, you know,
subscribers aren't going to shame themselves.
They're not going to give retarded ass takes,
say racial separating things and like create division, right?
So I'm really curating a layer of a circle of trust, dude.
This is like meet the parents, Trader Max.
Yeah, absolutely, man.
I agree.
I mean, you can't like everybody who gives everything away for free,
sometimes you got to, it's okay to give some stuff away for free,
but you got to have, you know, some cake.
You got to have some meat in the pie. You know what I mean? You got to, you got to have some steak in, in the kitchen. I don't
know what analogy to throw at this man. I'm losing it, but it, it, it does come down to that, that
you got to put some, you got to put some skin in the game as they say. Right. And if you come up
here and be a part of this amazing crew of people that are always here, always doing, always building,
you better believe I'm going to put my, my time time in i was surprised it was only five dollars to be quite honest with you now i thought about like
what that subscription would be worth and private ta one-on-one spaces right with my sub sub post
short here long here but that would have really made it go up in the in the 50 hundred dollars a
month range so i was just like you know what
what can i do for free because when i first got monetized and the subscriptions got accepted
um you know i just really couldn't figure out how to bring value you know to people so now what
we've done is we've partnered to bring even more spaces if you're wondering what do you get with
the subscriber uh or for subscribing you get
thrown into a chat with some insane freaking legends my goodness the quality of a group chat
that I have is very very near the top of the best circles that you'll find on x there's 74
subscribers already so I figured you know what we lose motivation in showing up as often as we
do. Do you guys think I enjoy just being the only idiot telling people when to sell? When everyone
is selling, I'm the only idiot telling people when to buy. It's a real stressful situation.
You know, I get death threats. I get F your mom. She needs to get cancer threats. Go kill yourself.
You know, start with your children.
Like I can sit here and just give you a long list of the freaking crap that I've had to endure with people just telling me that I'm ruining everybody's lives.
Because I'm telling them that the market is over in moments, right?
And people just need to understand that, you know,
when it comes down to this,
I don't give a fudge about any of you guys that say that.
And if you think the $5 subscription is too much,
unsubscribe, go freaking pound sand.
We don't need jazz.
I don't need the haters.
I don't need anything.
I just need me to be the best version of myself
and those that follow are gonna do the same baby so trader max
thank you for being a legend you said nothing you went down you subscribed and came back up bro that
shows a lot about who you are you could have been like man f this clutch guy he's forcing me to sub
to speak i'm not i'm not forcing you i'm just letting y'all know that's what the guideline is
now simply because i'm losing my damn mind trying to
figure out how i can freaking please the world yeah i didn't say anything because nothing's in
the word man it's in the action so you know i hope i'm glad that that resonates with you and
because it resonated with me last week when or a week or so ago when you let me come up here and
gave me an ama you know that was worth probably 20 times that amount you know 10 100 times that amount to me we charge 500 we charge 500 for an ama simply since
i fired three to five hundred dollars myself at your token if i like it so essentially i just
charge my hedge you know if i buy three 500 and i charge off 500 hey you nuke your stupid token
right i'm gonna be protected but no yeah and just so you know
we did that because of index who you're a friend of that whole circle and they're all subscribers
and supporters timbo is the original you know centerpiece of meeting all that side but moon
was the bridge timbo was the connector and then him is just the solidifier of all the circle and all these different projects
so that AMA that you got it really wasn't for free it was just free of charge but it cost
value that we love to give to only our biggest supporters and you come from a circle of biggest
supporters bro so thank you yeah no thank you as well you know all those people over there
ghosts and just a lotto and all that network, man, these are hardworking people.
There's no joke with this stuff.
You know, Timbo, and I hear him everywhere.
You know, I constantly have great props for everybody.
I had a message from EAC inviting me to the network.
I still got to get in there and do all that stuff.
But again, I'm a builder and a programmer, and we have like a million things going on.
So I'm making the rounds now, now that my systems and programs are all coming to to fruition here i won't say the n
word about the other one but uh there's just so much going on and i'm glad i have a chance here
to be a part of this group i get max we're allowed to use the n word now on stages our insurance
company told us that n word season is potentially in so n-words all around bro feel free to say it
and are we allowed to say the v word oh man i don't know uh verification word that's a tough
one no no no volume no hey real quick though i do want to get rid of stupid ass odin tools for
our discord for grokdom is because f them do you have a way to ban people automatically and like you
know provide an all-on suite of tools for our telegram i'm tired of using these faggots
yeah no i i well the services that we have right now are mostly just volume bot with telegram
we can make you know all kinds of things in our telegram bot system or ai agent system that we have called hugo bite um you know so yeah we can do basically anything that they do
but i'm not here to try to advocate you know taking somebody else's business but if you're
tired of the bullshit then it's it's all good man they're a great product max they're actually a
great product phenomenal stuff but the people there are fake and they're trash they only show
up when they need to um i don't know too much about the intern.
He seems cool.
He always talks.
But the guy that introduced us to him, you F that freaking piece of crap.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, you're dealing directly with the owner, the programmer, the person who makes the decision.
So I can push any detail of anything you want to build and make.
And as you can ask ghosts and everybody else i i i tell you
what i can build because i can build it and i just go build it there's no you know okay it's going to
be done tomorrow it'll be done when it's done but it it gets done well heck yeah i'll reach out in
the in the dms and then get you plugged in with the team so we can figure out all the fun stuff
to to start making that that uh that switch over but damn what do you know? A $5 subscription got you even more
than just a regular feature, will it?
Look at that, baby.
I love that.
Well, building relationship is priceless.
No matter who you're talking to,
you treat everybody with respect,
even if you think they're the bum down the street.
I love your show,
and I love what you guys are doing.
And I figured this wasn't to try to come in and kiss anybody's ass it's like it's
just the right thing to do go up and subscribe it's it's one small price to pay to have so much
value just in a conversation well dude if i had no subscribers max then fun me oh look at that
ho ass trying to get subscribers to speak but it's like bro i got 74 like i it's not even me at this point it's
you guys you guys are real chads how do i kick my chads off of the stage when you know like it's
just impossible so max appreciate like you're kind of like the like you know but it's become a it's
become a group of of people like him says that can get things done in web three uh so it's like a it's like a bni
group uh or like a patreon right like so what about the chamber of commerce
bro like see you're talking fucking terminology here that i don't even understand but
i know that there's there's people connected in there doing business with each other and and uh
and growing together on a daily basis getting better at what they do perfecting their crafts that there's there's people connected in there doing business with each other and and uh and
growing together on a daily basis getting better at what they do perfecting their crafts uh you
know so that's that's kind of what i mean here uh on that sort of thing you know because i yeah i've
gone to some bni groups and made some connections in the what i've done in my my actual career and
and yeah oftentimes like a little 50 100 whatever it is to go to
the convention you know you're going to come out of there with a you know three four ten thousand
dollar check sometimes you know write the right type of business so uh you know all every you
gotta you gotta pay to to play baby and that's that goes everywhere those are facts yep i mean andrew i paid to
join the profit maxi group as well you feel me so like i paid 500 in 2020 500 was a lot for a group
in those days like you know i'm saying like you're no one if you really think you're better than everyone.
For sure.
Guys, I got a ticker.
I'm watching.
Get some salon already.
I might call it out if we get some blood and I make an entry.
But the only way I'm calling it is if you guys agree to rotate 10% of profits in the blue dildo.
I'll tell you more about blue dildo when we get there.
But unless I see a bunch of emojis saying, yeah, I'm going gonna rotate some profits in the blue dildo i'm not i'm not
calling this sticker i'll just trade it myself you're you're trusting to trust me bro you're
trusting that i'll take i'll take the faith of emojis i i believe in this space your your emojis
is your bond your word is your bond your emojis mean something in this space so i mean if we if
we get some support i'll i'll support, I'll throw it out.
We're getting some red candles out now, so I'll probably end up calling it.
But, yeah, I might chime in and, you know, throw this ticker out.
So, have your Solana wallets ready to click.
I'll pin it.
And also, grab some Blue Dildo in the meantime because that means that this is good.
We're going to get a rotation of Blue Dildo.
I'll tell you more.
But let's keep it rolling.
Let's throw it over to the homie.
Brad, Brad, what's going on, bro?
How you doing?
And if there was one Web3 community you wish and never discovered the Internet,
who would it be?
Well, honestly, man, you know, I'm going to stick with all faithful.
You know, I'd say Pulse Chain, you know, definitely.
Like those individuals, you know, if they just didn't discover everything,
you know, I think that place would be a better place.
You know, no offense to anybody in Pulse Chain, but all offense.
But, yeah, no offense to anybody in pulse chain, but all offense. But yeah, no, I was actually thinking about something to how I could best use that $3.50
to help out the homies. And, you know, I really feel like if we just go ahead
and we just absolutely just ape that in with Clutch's most copy traded wallet
into the blue dildo chart, I think we can really get some green going on there
and i would really really really appreciate that i think it's the best way to uh give back to the
homies uh appreciate you trader max as well guys uh i think making that that connection right there
and doing that with trader max is better uh because he is the exact opposite of faggish um
yeah so uh also yeah he's uh he's he's, he's great. Um, just based guy.
And then, uh, also another thing, just a little update on how I'm doing today.
You know, I said a little prayer about this little website guy situation, you know, and
you know, the Lord deliver it, the Lord deliver it.
And, you know, uh, you know, certain somebody who's done me wrong, I stepped away, didn't
do anything at him.
He's about to go down because they got some evidence on him right there
baby about what he's been doing since november so lord bless his soul can we spill the t just yet
or not yet no no i'm gonna let it unfold i'm gonna let the lord put his little hands on it right
there and let it all come out the way it's gonna come out i might get involved though at some point
in time you never know we're gonna see though i don't know i think i'm gonna let him handle it
but if they need me though to go ahead and uh you know add evidence to the equation you know we're gonna add a little evidence you know can't have people out here getting scammed. You know like that. But yeah. Yeah today's going good man. Today's going good. And yeah. I got a website guy. And you know somebody who's gonna be able to do a little bit more than just websites. It's going to be really cool.
Some interactive gaming stuff and all that as well.
I'm excited about that.
So that's to come in the near future.
I'm not going to put a time frame on it, though,
because I don't want a lot of you dudes.
I'm excited.
Hey, that's good to hear, man. I want the alpha.
I might be reaching out to find out what's going on there.
But I like the Web3T. I like to to sip on every now and then and just enjoy it let's uh let's let's see who should
we go to now let's do another lady princess daisy how you doing princess daisy what's up and and
which web freak i know you're fresh but but so far who have you met in web three that you wish
never discovered the internet good Good morning, partners!
How you guys doing?
Awesome.
Awesome!
Um, hmm.
I think the Diddy coin really fucked over a lot of people.
I don't know if you guys heard about that.
Give us the rundown.
Oh, I don't really know exactly what happened i made money from it but i was supposed to get some coins that i prayed paid for previously
and it never came back to me so i don't know i'm still relatively newer in the space but
we were all really excited for that one.
And then it just like went super, super high and then rugged super quick.
And I know a lot of people invested like so much money and yeah, just fucked over a lot
of people.
But at the end of the day, like, why are you trading so much?
You're not willing to lose it all.
You know, I, I i guess um well who could have
guessed the diddy coin would end bad i know right i was like nice try diddy and then all these other
coins just kept like i don't know being made and then people were sending them to me and i was
getting all these spam coins and it's just so like confusing and you have all this money you're looking at but then it's like
is it real money like if I cash out am I gonna get in trouble you know like so um but you just
keep it moving you know that's what's important about having a good circle and staying within that range and keeping all the
good people together um but at the end of the day we are putting a lot of our power in other
people's hands but like i said if we work together we can all make money i feel it that that's the
game man that's why we do this so So we can all work together. I mean,
and it's more fun too. You know, the more like-minded people you have, the greater force
you can have, the more you can build. So I like it, Princess Daisy, man. You found the right
community to grow with. Oh, thanks. Yeah, I think so too. You guys are awesome.
We're happy to have you. Stay hanging hanging and we're gonna throw it around say what's up
to a few more people and then we'll we'll get to some you know some talk and some shill and
all that good stuff we got a few more to talk to let's throw it over to the homie matt matt
how's your morning going bro and which web3 project do you wish never would have discovered
the internet yo i'm good other than locking myself out of my mom's apartment so i'm waiting for someone to
come downstairs but you know it's sunny out so i'm trying to make the best of it i've got a
180 milligrams of caffeine in an energy drink and uh it's good but there's so many that cross
my mind when you ask that question um but like specifically the ones that bug me the most are communities that rug their,
like, or creators that rug their communities, but are using like a good cause as the facade
for their coin.
Things like, you know, we're going to build wells in Africa and then the coin God candles
down to zero or it's for depression.
Like I was in a coin back in 2021 called Happy Coin.
And the guy basically was like this big TikTok guy back then and then just cheated the entire project to fund his TikTok rap career.
And the whole coin was based on like, oh yeah, it's for like a community
based on depression and blah blah blah blah.
And that's such a great idea and it
needs to be done properly, but like
it literally ruined
more people's mental health by just
rugging them.
And 2021 was a savage
time. Back then, like there was a lot,
I don't know if people remember Saitama, that was
another one, where the devs back- ended like hundreds of millions of dollars of profit uh yeah so just
scummy devs in general
yeah well that made me think of the uh safe moon guys
yeah same thing i i had some safe moon i got screwed there too like i 2021 was a wild time
this is crazy let's um let's go to quicks here simply because we have to flex what your
subscription gets you uh quicks yeah you know you were here early you're listening to the music
you've been just vibing. This topic definitely hit home.
And then you realize, yo, I got a community that I wish would have never, you know, came into Web3.
But, man, there's already filled with speakers.
Oh, wait.
I'm a subscriber.
I'm just going to click the button.
I've been promised rotations.
Immediately, the last person that hadn't subscribed to me on this stage got booted.
So Quix, in a celebratory fashion, you know, just run circles around non-subscribers here
and just let them know what the red velvet, you know, what is it the red carpet life is like.
Thank you. Yes, for the price of a cup of coffee, this type of utility could be yours also.
So I have three grievances of what should have made it to Web3.
You're right, this issue definitely hit home to me.
Number one, the technology of CNFTs.
You used to be able to burn these worthless NFTs for 0.01 sold.
That's no longer a thing.
And then you get to send all these spam CNFTs that just rug people because they think that
they just got sent a
thousand trump coins or whatever uh it's just bearish technology you know mcdonald's is sending
out mcdoubles every day uh number two is hermit just as a whole and then number three would have
to be like the binance chain and specifically because i think and i'm like still working out
the math on this but i think that the criminal ties with cz foxed up our step in bag do you
remember when we were all walking
And printing so much money with Steppen
And because of like the B&B thing
And then all of a sudden Steppen stopped paying us
You may be on to something for real
We were printing and Steppen
We were all having a great time
I was making a grand a day quick
I was making a grand a day
Those are my three grievances
Damn bro It's hard to refute the B&B grand a day. Those are my three grievances.
Damn, bro.
It's hard to refute the BNB when everything they touch goes straight to
frickin' pound town, but yeah, they're
always hovering near all-time high.
Man, they do
rotate profits back to that,
so I'm gonna have to vote
BNB last there. Herman, bro,
if he had never discovered Web3Quicks,
I may have never discovered web three quicks i may have never
discovered a proper hr department around these water cooler uh and these cubicles man so i i
can't really go with that one the other one cnfts bro how many rugs weren't floated through there
how many mints all the future of remember the tensor stuff bro where's center at oh vector that's right oh
these freaking criminals bro nobody wants to ship they just want to steal um man this is i i vote
for them quicks that's a good choice it was close between like hermit and cnfts but you're right we
used to be again we used to be able to burn these for 0.01 sold. It used to be worth something.
Now they're just like worth nothing.
And that's just criminal.
They're worth data.
So part of our data cost and all that stuff, like I'm sure the analytics guys can dive
into how much of an effect that has on the blockchain, truly.
Not major, but if we kept having CNFT season for a a lot longer i think it really would have been pretty
pretty rough i wish the 404 tech like i wish they had better math you know what i mean i wish those
kids paid attention better math class and they had worked out the tokenomics because that was
actually like that would have saved nfts like getting these mean tokens tied in with the nfts
but they just created so many arbitrage opportunities because like the bots are clearly smarter than these like algebra devs and
you know they it just it just failed miserably so i don't know fam that's also up there
man quicks bringing the heat but guys just so you know quicks takes would never be known as good or
bad unless he had subscribed.
Right.
So in case you're wondering, man, how can I be like Quix?
Click the subscription button.
Now here's where I'll get interesting.
Everyone up here is a subscriber.
So Quix, you've been around the block.
I'm going to throw this one to you just simply as an OG.
And then let's throw it around the room.
How should I decide next who gets rotated?
Is it seniority?
Is it who subscribes more with alts?
Like, I don't know.
I'm really having a hard time with this one quick.
So please, you know, if you've ever cared for me in any shape, form,
or stretch of the imagination, you will help me really solve this dilemma.
Well, there's two options that I can go.
First, I'm going to say get Hermit out of here first. He's first to go off the island the next would be in all honesty we got to see who
joined today because we we still haven't seen that credit card payment hit through the x processing
we all know it takes like a couple days you know to like go through so they could it could be a lot
for now you know what i mean so i would say yeah it would be based on seniority as long as their
payments have gone through oh i'm sorry fam what is that a fox or a raccoon i'm sorry or wolf it's a it's a panther
it's a panther sorry fam well panthers have been known to be slick but no particular reason uh i'm
not going to tell you why i'll let you guys just kind of gloriously search your minds for that one
dad joke for sure.
It's all good too.
I will drop.
If you get somebody else who requests, I'll be the first to go for it.
No, all my, all my requesters are not subscribers.
We're also like, there's no means to rotate.
Trader Max, you're cemented up here, my boy.
Unfortunately.
So, so plus, you know what, before I send that three 50 brad trader max i we i'm i'm leaning with
quicks here uh we have to make sure that 350 clears because otherwise i don't know how i
will financially recover you know from throwing away three dollars and fifty cents like that so
you know quicks thank you for the alpha let's go to moon moon Moon, any other suggestions? How can I just gloriously be a tyrant with this one?
Yeah, you know, I think we could offer, you know, maybe a tip jar for like,
because, I mean, it's getting kind of competitive.
Eventually, you're going to have speakers, subscribers in the listener role, right? So you're going to have have uh some sort of like uh tip jar i say we
make it like the grokdom is dev wallet or something you know they could just they could
send uh they could send money to the grokdom is dev wallet or uh they could like screenshot that
they just ape the chart but then you know they could always sell so i'd rather than just send
it to the dev wallet you know and uh and we'll just you know pump the price from there we'll
just put it straight into the lp Moon, do you perhaps have that?
I just put a bag of Groctimus to come up and make a take, dude.
Moon's like, and I happen to have the dev wallet address right here
just to make it easier on everybody so you don't have to send anything clutch.
Yunif knows my stress.
Damn, this is going to get interesting.
Go for a break real quick.
Go for a smoke break or something.
I'll take over here for the next 15 minutes.
I'm going to go for a smoke break. I'm going to be gone for 15 minutes, and here's what I want to break real quick. Go for a smoke break or something. I'll take over here for the next 15 minutes. I'm going to go for a smoke break.
I'm going to be gone for 15 minutes.
And here's what I want to let you know.
Godra CTO subscribed to me.
He's down there.
So here's where it gets tricky.
You guys that have subscribed to me but haven't brought me an advisory role,
I think that's the line now.
So I'm an advisor on Godra CTO, and he just subscribed to me quick. I think that's the line now. So I'm an advisor on Godra CTO and he just subscribed to
me quick. I think we found the alpha. It's subscribed to me because y'all know I don't
really use those monies. That's not how I make money. I give it all away. If you've been paying
attention, I pay for other people's subscriptions. I hand it away. I don't freaking care. But I do
care about those advisory roles. That makes the wallets look good that makes
the marketing wallets look good so moon uh and andrew please be terrorist with this but just know
there is one guy requesting that is kind of better than most people up here well clutch keep an eye
on your dms i'm probably about to call this uh or your text i'm probably about to call this token
but i'll text to you first hey give it to me first though don't give it to moon
first andrew
i like to get my initials after the clutch
bye bro
y'all some
hoes bro y'all know i had enough
yet right like y'all should have waited
like 60 more seconds y'all should have thrown
a jpeg take first
so maybe i can't believe moon
did that i was gonna say real quick moon maybe we can go ahead and launch like uh you know cup
shaker 2.0 for the tips and stuff like that for clutch like i think that can really add some value
uh to what we have going here revamps are usually bullish especially off projects that are so successful like cup shaker
ticker broke uh you know the the people are anticipating this they probably already have
like a fundraised wallet set up off to the side in their jupe or their soul flare whatever it is
that they use uh they just probably been waiting you know just waiting stack a little change here get ready for the day uh so yeah we'll we'll relaunch some shit but uh but no for real though guys for real
the i think uh clutch is gonna join me in hosting this uh space bro we have a crazy guest speaker
coming on uh i don't know if we're doing it today or tomorrow uh evening but we have like uh he's uh
trying to trying to get the alpha like without it's a he's like a politician in a military dude
so but like super super huge figure like always on national television like people begging him
to get interviews so uh it'll be it'll be pretty fun and it'll also kind of loop y'all into
like what i've been talking about as far as like oh this next nft is gonna be bored ape on solana
you know stuff like that you'll you'll kind of understand a little bit um more into the
the hype behind it uh it's gonna be sick and it's's limited mitt, too, like super limited. People say limited mitt.
Yeah, we're doing 4,444.
It's limited.
It's sub-10K.
No, no, no, no.
This one's, yeah, this is going to freaking cook, man.
They got big plans.
They got the hype.
They got the team isn't broke.
That's another good thing.
A bunch of brokies.
They got stuff going on, IRL. It's another good thing. A bunch of brokies. They got stuff going on.
IRL.
It's going to cook, man.
It's going to cook.
The space, though, is before the drop.
Just to kind of introduce people to, you know,
who the collection is, like, centered around and the narrative and stuff like that.
But, yeah, I mean, I think the community is going to get on board.
The art's pretty dope too.
The art's pretty dope.
Yeah.
I'm not going to give too much more alpha though.
Got to keep it on wraps.
Yeah.
But Andrew,
you got that ticker,
bro.
Like,
did you already give me one second?
my order didn't go through.
I got a fire.
I got a fire again,
right?
Quick.
Love it. I love it i love it bro quicks uh we're dude i got like a few people uh irl to download soul
flare the other day they were trying to get in on what i got going on a little bit i was playing
basketball and they saw me like constantly running over to the phone to reply or check the chart or
something they're like what the hell do you do bro it's like i'm in this you know this fake uh
internet frictionless money like you keep missing these cash out of what do you keep going there
over on your phone for and you're like oh you're making money and they're like oh okay dude this
makes up yeah dude yeah yeah yeah got them tied in but then they're like yo so like how do i like get into you know
buying solana to to you know get into meme coins because i did put them on lab trade because i was
like yo i need some i need some more referrals so telegram this is gonna put you out you're gonna
be like a pro instantly you know because it's the first tool they're gonna use you know they're
gonna think everything is is weird you know might as well just put them on some shit that's fire and just let them learn how to use it uh but i was like yeah but to buy the
salamis you're gonna want to do it on soul flare uh it's the most secure place to to buy solana
you know they're always the team over there is always working at the apps pretty you know easy
to use they're like trying to get past the fucking five-minute presentation
when you open the app.
They're like, what the hell is this thing?
Do I have to watch this?
I was like, I don't think so, bro.
Skip it.
Yeah, you can just skip over it, Dave.
Yeah.
It's going to be, like, a fun experience.
You know, you're creating your wallets, like, you know,
your digital, you know, bank of the future.
You know, it's a great experience, so.
It was sick.
Yeah, it was sick uh people got adhd bro
they're just ready to move on they're ready to do something else but damn we got a busiest space
today bro i think uh yeah the hype's getting out there hey moon check dms i'm gonna i'm gonna text
a t right before i post in here let's get it all right i mean i'll i'll i'll exit to you
some funny ass shit happened in this group chat that i'm in yesterday bro this dude levy on
like accepted a deal and uh and didn't go didn't like pull through with it so this dude was like
fudding the fuck out of them he's like levy on fucking pseudo rapist
fuck it's all like all this other shit from like like way back when like pulling news articles from
like 10 years ago 12 years ago and shit yo moon you're in the trenches bro did you hear that these
like there's like kols getting paid like 30 grand to fud like bonk and like bags and stuff dude is
that true yeah i heard
that but but real quick uh nobody did anything wrong i just hit the mute button because i i
dropped the ticker i pinned it up top it's dude token same ticker or same dev as the bucky token
that's been on a big run it launched pump big time and and now it's been bleeding and chopping around here.
So I fired.
I felt comfortable calling.
We'll see how it goes, guys, but we can get back to the combo.
Hey, just, Andrew, I need to get you in my subgroup.
That was dropped 43 minutes ago to my people.
Well, yeah, but 43 minutes ago, you bought the top.
I waited until now to buy. I waited. Oh, yeah
I waited until now to buy I haven't looked at the chart or nothing
I was just saying I went to scan it right now and I just seen it got dropped like 50 minutes ago. Well, give me in either way
I got you. Yeah, we ate on WWF yesterday. I think that did a 7x from when I dropped it
Came just in time to ape that crapper, baby.
Let's freaking run it.
Oh, man, you guys haven't even decided on who to rotate.
You guys are gatekeeping the stage.
I love it.
Man, Quix, you brought in that fire today.
I can rotate.
I just need to do my sports.
Okay. Quix sports I don't Like I said
I don't need all the glory that comes with being a speaker
Like I know a lot of other people do
They show up
The engagement forum and all this other stuff
I don't need it
I'm just here as
Support and or
Sports picks guy
Based on my,
uh, my prompt from Brock.
Let's go over yesterday's picks and let's,
let's get that segment out the way, baby. We're an hour in.
Let's do a quick word from our sponsors, Andrew,
and then let's kick it to Herman Herman will rotate and we'll bring a gold rush
CTO up here since he is one of the subscribers.
And we'll carry on with the rest of the show.
For sure, guys.
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run it up let's get back to the conversation clutch let's do it so we've been doing this
picks of the day and we're gonna do it every coming in clutch episode monday wednesdays and
fridays are tray talk so we're gonna do picks early on to give you guys a shot.
And yesterday, baby, on Sunday's episode, we called a couple games, but we only went with one game.
It was the Phillies, the over, and we also parlayed it.
I am happy here to report that the coming-in rainback casino account is now up to five units
we are now what was it uh we are four and three and one on our picks three no actually we did get
three so yeah no we are four and one in our picks we are are up four units. Now we threw a unit at the Phillies,
a unit at the over.
And then we also did the parlay.
Is that right?
Herman,
did I miss anything else?
But that's the only picks I made unless.
that's,
that's what we did.
Maybe 100% on this day.
If anyone took those picks,
we gave the alpha.
We've been dialing in analytics,
going into just everything that pertains to making a very healthy choice that statistically
gives you the favor. The odds for the over were sitting there at 73%, so we took it.
The odds for Phillies winning were at 63%. So we took it. And then,
like true degenerates, we said, hey, the single picks aren't enough. We need to parlay those two
picks just in case, baby. And guess what? We freaking nailed it. And now we're up four units.
My units are Solana, guys. The coming in clutch account is now worth. Well, I put in one Solana and we are now sitting just under five Solana worth of freaking value.
So if you've been trading just like us with the exact same picks on the exact same platform that we're telling you to do it, we're giving you the odds.
We're giving you the picks.
We're doing everything.
And we are now four and one, baby's freaking go hermit so hey you could get fud from guys like quicks but that's
fine he fuds you because he knew the phillies covered the over and they won so he was mad
heading into this episode uh so we need to make sure quicks is available to partake in this alpha so he fuds
you less hermit i'm actually a mess fan and a fox dude the mets kicked our asses the other day we
freaking took them but anyways look our one loss is the mets okay i'm gonna let you remember that
but look we're cooking though four and one that freaking awesome. We've been having some very.
And then we have two other picks that I didn't go with.
That I didn't trust my sentiment.
But we would have hit.
Fading the Yankees has been glorious so far the last couple weeks.
But Hermit.
They're down fucking bad bro.
I'm a Yankees fan.
You already know.
I'm listening to some podcasts.
Like just to keep up with what's going on.
But yeah.
Their bullpen is so thin right
now bro like they they have to get a solid seven innings out of their starter else they're crushed
well there you go so you know exactly why we've been fading them but hermit take it away baby
let me pull up my espn app and my covers apps and i am ready for the pitch to give us some analysis, baby.
All right.
Well, as if we are, as if sports betting isn't degenerate enough,
it is about to get even more degenerate.
We are wading into waters that I never thought in my entire life. I never thought, like when I was a kid, you know what?
I'm going to be betting on some women's
basketball but today's picks are women's basketball unfortunately grok did not have any info on women
who are going through their time of the month their menstrual cycles so yes and so we'll um
you know i'll see if i can find find anything just on the Internet in general.
That kind of says, you know, generally you just look, hey, there is a hermit.
Like this is how you could probably do it.
Look, I thought about this.
I knew where the conversation was going to head here.
You got to grab the superstar or the star players birthdays.
And typically birthdays line up with menstrual cycles.
Perfect. So I'll do that next time, next set of WNBA picks and see when that happens. But anyways,
first up is going to be the Minnesota links versus the Seattle storm.
The Minnesota links are 24 and five Seattle storm or 16 and 13.
This shouldn't be that hard of a play considering Minnesota seems to do
better or is a better team at this point.
So money line is betting this.
Wait, hold on.
Okay.
Apparently, apparently the links are still underdog somehow.
I don't know.
But it says bet storm Moneyline.
I'm going to have to, I'm going to re, I'm going to reanalyze that one.
Cause that, you know, Minnesota's the road team.
But, yeah, I don't know.
I didn't really look through that one very well.
What ESPN is saying, Minnesota is a 59.9% favored.
They do have the points advantage as far as prolific score.
The highest score on Seattle's team averages 18,
and we got Nafrisa Collier or whatever.
She's averaging 23.5.
And to my joyous surprise, she's a 53% field goal shooter.
Wow, that's impressive.
Another thing that we're looking at, they're 4-1 in their last five.
Seattle is 2-3 in their last five.
They're on a two-game skid.
They are at home.
The regular season series is 1-1.
The home team winning both.
home team winning both.
Seattle has, if the trend continues,
then this could be a very good upset pick based off of that injury report.
Let me go there real quick.
Oh, well, duh, their highest scorer is sitting out today.
Collier is sitting out today.
So that is 23 points per game that you will not get
getting that uh replacement in there whoever the sixth woman is say she's averaging 10 15 points
then you just subtract the difference and that's the expected points that you should get they're
averaging 87.2 points per game uh minnesota. And assuming that at least eight points get eliminated from their superstar player not playing,
that should give them an expected points today of 79 points or so.
Seattle is averaging 81.3 points per game.
They are, let me see, they do have an injury as well, but it's not a superstar.
It is a nothing burger.
So this is a trap game, man.
This could be one of those games where, you know,
the Lynx are playing without their superstar.
Who's going to galvanize them?
I might take the points here and go Storm minus two and a half,
but I don't like it.
So just because of everything that I'm looking at here,
I'm completely fading this. a team without a superstar i don't watch this sport enough to know if the
girls are going to show out they might just freaking take it easy braid their hairs in
between timeouts i don't freaking know but you know i can't just take this bet i'm fading this
one from grok hermit okay fair enough enough. Well, I'll tell you,
this did say Storm,
Moneyline,
and then the spread
was one and a half
to two and a half,
and they said Storm
at the two and a half.
And then the over-under
is 155 to 157.
They're saying bet the under.
It says with Collier's absence,
dropping link scoring under in 70% of her missed game.
So basically with Collier missing under or they are under 70% whenever she misses her game.
So the team under or the overall under?
Overall under
Like you were mentioning
With her being absent
They got to figure out where they're going to get those extra
23 points
Mind you, they're saying the Lynx
They score the under
70% of the time
So if there's like a
Minnesota or a Lynx
Under Like you're betting their over under for just the Lynx, then you could probably bet the under.
And it's apparently 70% of the time they hit the under.
So there's that.
Do you want me to go into another?
two or not we have the the over under at 157 and a half if both teams score their averages the over
We have the over under at 157 and a half.
would hit at 167 so we have a nine point cushion with uh their superstar player my curiosity would
be the replacement and what does she tend to do in moments like this you know it's hard to judge
the heart so you can only judge previous performances
and just kind of go from there.
Kind of like Chauncey Billups.
He was just a perpetual playoff underperformer.
You can bet Detroit every year,
other than the year they whooped the Lakers' asses
and just go against them,
and you would just completely know that Chauncey Billups
was the reason why. His turnover rate went up, you know, his brick shots, his field goal percentage,
three-point percentage went down. This is why they've always argued against him being one of
the top point guards ever and he's never in the conversation even though he had so many stats to
back it up. But it was the lack of heart in the playoffs plug in James Harden here and you
get the exact same thing just perpetual losers when the moment gets strong gets heated gets
they need leadership Mossimo might know a little bit about this or he's a professional athlete
before he knows that professionals tend to forget to work on their heart the heart you just either
have it or you don't just really
comes down to that so in sports you always got to be fearful of betting the heart so for example
here betting the under is betting that the replacement player has no heart right that
she's not going to plug in that hole because if she drops 15 20 the over is going to hit just
based off of the team averages.
You see what I'm saying, Hermit?
So in situations like this, when I don't know the heart, I don't know the player, I'm going to just, you know, it still falls under a complete fade for me.
Just too many insecurities, too many, like, it's just nothing's assured here, man.
like like it's just nothing's assured here man i would also look like uh look at in this bet
when you have a leading player that's not playing look at the player the players who would be taking
on the pressure not the bench but the people one and two under take a look at their performances
when that other person doesn't play and then see if they do the over or under um on their
performances and sometimes that's a good bet to take.
Sometimes they don't do well because they have extra pressure on them,
and other times they step up.
Oh, yeah.
Good points, good points for sure.
Okay, let's go to the next game, Hermit.
I'm fading this game altogether.
I don't like women's basketball to begin with,
and a women's basketball team without her superstar,
yeah, I'm completely fading.
Well, you will be probably fading this one then too
because Caitlin Clark is out.
It's the Indiana Fever versus the LA Sparks.
Basically, they are, Grokk says to on the money line bet the fever value on their streak
and sparks three and nine home record um essentially is what it comes down to all right so
caitlin clark is out until august 12th uh She apparently has a groin issue or whatever.
But anyways, the money line,
Grok is saying again to bet the fever.
And then the spread is fever at minus one and a half
as they cover 60% on the road as favorites.
Sparks are six and 8 in games by 10+.
So anyways, there's that.
Over-under, total 175 to 175.5.
They're saying to bet the over.
They said aligning with series trends,
both over and both 2025 games of teams paces.
So basically, and like the last game they played, I think it was like it was 87, 89 or something ridiculous.
So, you know, there is there's that.
So that's the the Indiana. Yeah, they did go versus. Right.
So so their scores. So if I'm looking at the over under here and it's at 178, right?
So their last game would have been under their game before that would have been under the third game prior would have been over.
Over under.
So two and three on the on the overs over the last five games for Indiana.
I do not like it.
Another reason why I would fade taking Indiana on the money line here without their player.
Now given Clark is not their strongest scorer.
Their strongest scorer is Mitchell.
She's averaging 19.5 points per game.
Clark is the facilitator of the offense and all that fun stuff.
But here's why I'm fading.
The Sparks are on a freaking run.
They're 4-1 in their last five matches.
Now, given Indiana's 5-0 in their last five matches,
but the Sparks always play the fever strong.
In the regular season series, they played in June 20-something, June 26th.
The Sparks won 85-75.
The under would have hit there.
Then, game two, the Sparks took an 89-87 victory.
So, the under would have hit there as well.
So, I'm not liking the overs in this game,
and especially without the facilitator of the offense being there. And then you have a team
that's playing great and the team that has already beaten you twice in the regular season series. So
these are the moments where if I knew a little bit more about the Sparks and I'm from LA,
it's easy to like any LA team team whatever the money line here is plus
115 on the sparks but you're kind of better off taking the plus two and a half points and getting
that for a minus one like around a minus 115 and you can get the sparks just as long as they don't
lose by three or more or win and uh the final day uh stat that i have for you in the matchup predictor uh espn does have it
at 54.9 so it's pretty close to a toss-up man they are a better team but they're not at home
so that's why that gap is really really close so ultimately uh clark's out till the 12th of august
um so yeah man just based off of all the stats,
I'm more prone to take the under here, not the over.
And I am more prone to take the Sparks here and not, you know,
the Caelan Clark team.
So basically the opposite of what Croc is saying.
Yes, Croc is being an idiot right now.
I don't like this prompt.
He's literally giving us some, like,
he's choosing the hardest games to pick. teams missing their superstar players what is going on
all right well here we go here's the next next well real quick though i get let me have one
fact there hermit so the one good thing that you do get when you have superstar players out
they usually still have really good teams so you get a ton of breaks on the juice.
If this game, Caelan Clark was in there,
you would be paying a crazy amount of money
to just take them over the Sparks.
So I just wanted to mention that.
That could be Hermit.
It could be Grok is just simply giving us the money odds what happens in uh
baseball too i mean and if you're saying like these teams are good and deep uh like you'll have
a you'll have a pitcher like get flown in uh from from like the triple a team or something and he's
just absolutely gross they don't have like too much data or like
you know film on him and so and they're just not prepared like same thing could be happening here
uh you know i'm not the wmba expert or anything like that but you know maybe they got some young
studs that just that it's hard to game plan for because there's not that much uh you know info
on them so moon do you think
there's a minor league filled with highly talented women's basketball players that nobody has any
information on i think that they're every sport has uh slept on players yeah like no matter what
level it is you know it could be playing a fucking pickleball for all for all it matters uh there's
gonna be people that are you and that are on the rise.
Yeah, I think pitchers are different because you learn when you actually have to hit against them and they have the scouting reports.
But like basketball, I don't know if there's any mysterious women's basketball players sitting out there waiting for the call.
But that's just me and probably the NBA also, same thing.
Well, in the NBA, you get a little bit more of just the commodity of knowing.
You know, WNBA players are very unknown, relatively, right?
So for sports fanatics, it's kind of hard, you know,
to bring that into sports betting to a sport that really has very little action.
Like, you know, we can talk baseball amongst each other.
And say Trader Max wants to start betting baseball with us,
but he doesn't know anything.
We got a guy that umpires baseball, Moon.
I've been betting baseball for a long time.
Y'all see how I dive into these picks in high row.
So with WNBA, you just don't have that.
You don't have the, hey, this player typically tends to show out on the road.
Like, we just don't have enough
data points yet or enough like really hype around the data so they got to dress up the data somehow
maybe more hype videos i keep seeing nothing but videos of all the bricks
all right well next game uh there's a bit more of a spread on it.
It's Washington Mystics versus the Chicago Sky.
This is the game had Blue Dilley or Blue Dildo bonded.
Andrew would have went, hopped on his train and chucked a Blue Dildo onto the court.
But Moneyline, Mystics Moneyline is a safe bet.
Then the spread, Mystics minus seven and a half.
They're saying bet the Mystics at minus seven and a half
as they cover 60% as road favorites.
And then over under total 157.5 opportunity.
They're saying again, bet the over. They're saying, again, bet the over.
Grok seems to like everybody betting the over.
I don't know.
I can see the over.
I don't know how much you guys actually caught.
Yeah, I can see the over on that one.
The Mystics are 3-0 in the season series against Chicago.
Angel Reese is the best player on Chicago's team, and that is pathetic.
Her field goal percentage is in the 40s, 14.2 perks per game. That's six-man numbers,
and that's your best player on Chicago's team. So yeah, that's a buy the rumors,
or buy the news type of, not sell the news, right? It's a buy the news event.
Chicago is terrible.
It's a seven and a half line that would be 12 and a half
if they were on the road.
So I do like the money odds being at minus seven and a half.
Now, the issue is that Washington isn't that good either.
They're freaking 11 and 13.
So, or actually, what's their record?
Sorry, I think I may have seen that wrong.
13 and 15.
The sky is 7 and 21.
Man, I've had a rule that I stopped doing, taking bets.
This is gonna be a whack segment
because I don't like any of these,
but I'm gonna tell you why.
The Kansas City Royals have been one of the worst franchises in the history of baseball over the last 20 years.
A lot of the most money that has been lost in baseball betting has been thinking that just
because the Royals are so ass and you can just bet against them, not every season. There's been
some seasons where they made some deep runs, but again, 20 years.
I'm talking about if you were to bet against the Royals
simply because they suck and another team is favored
and you just want to automatically take them
because one team is so terrible
and that team isn't good themselves,
I put a rule that I would never take that bet. I will never treat a favorite as a quote-unquote favorite ever again that's sub 500.
I cannot have a rule where I bank on favorites that hard when they're perpetual losers as well.
when they're perpetual losers as well.
They're losing more than they're winning.
Therefore, I cannot bank my dubs on that team succeeding
and bringing home the victory.
To me, that makes me think there's something up there.
You know, what's going on here?
So, folks know something.
No injuries on this one.
It's just they're on the road, and they're 7.5-point favorites.
They're asked. They're 13-15, and they're 7.5-point favorites. They're ass.
They're 13-15, but the other team is 7-21.
So they're complete trash as well.
There might be a dildo thrown at the court today.
So there might be all kinds of distractions.
I'm praying that something happens because I'm definitely not going to be entertained by the women scoring points.
Well, this is one of the two worst offensive teams in the league,
and they're battling against each other.
So you definitely don't want to bank on the overs here.
Both teams are averaging 70s in the 70s points per game.
Very pathetic.
Washington, to the point that I made earlier,
they've lost two in a row, two and three in their last five.
They're not coming strong.
They're not coming, you know, with momentum.
And, of course, Chicago is terrible.
They're 5-0 in their last five.
So you are going against a terrible team.
But, again, man, I can't just bank on that when they're a terrible team themselves.
So that's my rule.
I don't break my rules for anybody.
I'm fading this pick as well, Hermit.
Fair enough.
Well, then.
I thought we were betting on that.
I mean, there's a couple more games if you want to look at them.
But other than that, I'll go back to the drawing board.
Yeah, no, just go back to the drawing board.
Do you want me to look for?
All right, I'll go back to the drawing board. Yeah, no, just go back to the drawing board. Do you want me to look for – all right, I'll go back to the drawing board. I'd rather do baseball, bro.
I do well with baseball, especially when the pressure is put on me on a recorded space
to really dive into the metrics and the analytics of it all.
You see, we've been on point with especially the overs and some of these games.
So level of importance, positioning.
Like I do well with, with more data.
WNBA doesn't have enough data for me.
I'm a data driven guy.
Wait, do we say data, data?
What is it, man?
I'm like, I will say, I will say this though.
Let this be a lesson to everybody listening that sometimes the best play is no play.
Like you don't need to force anything,
especially in the world of crypto.
Everybody might sit there and say,
oh, I missed out on Pepe.
I missed out on this.
I missed out on that.
Well, guess what?
Tomorrow the sun will rise
and there's a guarantee
that there's going to be another play out there.
So let that, again, let that be a lesson.
Also, if you want, also use Quix's hatred for me, be a lesson to all of you. If you don't choose
SoulFlare as your first choice of Solana wallet, you will also be hated by the fox. So there you go.
I wish you all the best. I will now rotate down so somebody can actually
shill something and uh we can get back to crypto talk because i know people are tired of talking
i heard jupe's gonna do another airdrop so i'm using juke i'm using juke uh i know magic eden's
gonna do an airdrop here soon so i've been you know swapping nfts on magic eden uh yeah bro i'm i'm all down for for anybody magic magic magic eden doesn't airdrop
like every quarter or something but you have to use their dumb wallet and their wallet the airdrops
tomorrow yeah their job tomorrow i messed up and didn't participate in season two i've been too
busy bro i have no airdrop coming from my my stake bro how
you got no jpigs this guy is not even a blockchain maxi down and i would say if you're ever if you're
ever going to use the magic eden wallet do a bunch of swaps don't buy nfts unless you're going to
like unless you actually believe the project is going to do something don't buy it for the sake of buying it um but just do swaps
on their wallet and i just stopped caring bro i just stopped caring about the airdrop the airdrop
wasn't really that great um i the first airdrop well the second well the second one the second
one like when we got that surprise airdrop because not a lot of people claim that was a killer airdrop the second one the second one sucked
massive nutsack so i can guarantee you like maybe later on when people are tired of getting screwed
over and there are less people participating that's usually the time to actually participate
especially when it comes to any airdrop if you're doing an airdrop that literally everybody on the planet is doing, you can almost expect to be disappointed.
Now, if you're doing an airdrop or farming an airdrop that not a lot of people are actually doing, you'll generally get better results.
So keep that in mind when it comes to airdrops.
Also, look at how much money they're actually getting.
And the best airdrops are the airdrops you get because you actually use the tools as opposed to, I'm just going to try and farm this.
So if you actually use the tools and use whatever it is, the protocols or anything else like that, and you get the airdrop, that's just icing on the cake.
So again, now I'll step down.
I hope you guys have a while.
We do have another subscriber coming up in EAC.
But first, let's get to DCA real quick.
She had her hand up a little bit ago.
What's up, DCA?
Oh, I was just going to add to your WNBA conversation,
and I'm like, this is just a whole ploy by them.
It's the whole Travis Kelsey dating Taylor Swift.
They're just trying to get people.
It's great publicity.
It's a Kanye West move.
Now everybody's talking about women's basketball.
Like when did we ever care about women's basketball until people started throwing dildos?
This was genius marketing.
I'm bullish. Have you grabbed your blue dildos. This was genius marketing. I'm bullish.
Have you grabbed your blue dildo at DCA?
I know that even talks about this topic, to be honest.
Right.
There's a whole green dildo community.
No, they're, yeah, they've been talking.
We're not the only, but there's very few in between so that I can say, DCA, what color
dildo is your choice for the winner here of the next dildo being thrown at a game?
That's not what I thought you were about to ask.
I thought you were going to ask, yeah.
Well, first of all, you guys are perverted, okay?
I'm a professional.
You guys are not.
So level up, get better.
Please answer the question in a professional manner, you pigs.
For throwing onto the field, I mean, you got to go with the big black ones. Back when I
worked bartending, we had like this big, huge black one. And it was so fun to just like
put places and like slap people with like, they are kind of fun to have around, I guess.
That sounds really bad. Okay. I didn't mean it like that, but like, yeah, like stick one on the
wall one time so somebody
accidentally walks into it it's pretty funny dca you walked into a trap and you realized that
halfway through and that was the funniest part i think any dildo conversation is a trap you're
just you're just 100 it's always a trap I'm embarrassed to call you guys my friends sometimes.
It's got to be like arm size though, you guys.
It's got to be like an ungodly large one.
I'm buying more DC right now.
I do want to say this though.
Whoever started the trend, if you just look at the WNBA as a business and it's failing,
this might be the thing that saves your life.
And that would be crazy to owe it all to a dildo as a business.
I'm just saying.
No, WNBA players?
No, dude.
They owe it to the tax system.
Fucking the NBA funnels them money.
Well, they tried the whole chick locked up in Russiaussia for weed thing and that didn't get him
enough attention so now we're pivoting the dildos retarded they trade her for a fucking arms dealer
that girl is that we have a woman saying that though like the fact that i don't know that's
just so good to me that girl that same girl was trying to say that she would beat fucking DeMarcus Cousins in a 1v1, bro.
Her coach went on video and was like, I would sell my house, take out everything that I had in my 401k, Roth, investments, everything, and place it on Boogie to win that.
It was an instant double up.
Bro, that streamer Neon just played somebody from the WNBA
and smoked her on stream, and she was like,
I haven't played in weeks.
And he's like, okay, it's Neon, bro.
The little fucking Indian kid.
Yeah, the little streamer Neon, bro.
He smoked a WNBA player on stream.
That's actually fucking crazy that.
Bro, okay, but look, I made this, I had this argument with y'all like a long time ago, bro.
Like a good while ago talking about how I could blow these women's basketball players off of the fucking court.
And y'all trying to say, oh, they're professionals.
Like they would, you know, use moves.
Somebody was up here trying to argue with me bro
now you got this guy neon doing it bro come on i'm like three times faster than this kid
i'm gonna i'm gonna send you the clip moon i swear to god he smokes this girl and she was like i've
been like i've been resting for like a week he's like yeah okay just dropping buckets on this girl
bro he's like five'8", right?
Am I mistaken?
Or am I looking at the wrong angle?
The dude's short as fuck.
Yeah, he's like not even an athlete, bro.
No, I know, but he's also so short.
Yeah, it's crazy.
But this is what I'm saying, bro.
The girl is not...
These girls don't move laterally fast enough bro
you know what i'm saying like it's just it's just a fact bro like i'm just you just run especially
like one-on-ones there's so much space i think it's aerodynamics moon the breast slow down the
aerodynamics of it all so i think it was just women basketball players would sacrifice having boobies
and flat booties they have a better they have a better uh uh opportunity though of winning like
a 5v5 like because they could like fill up the court and like you know use knowledge but yeah
right as a team i can see a wmba team with like an all-star the best five women you definitely
gotta have clark in there because you gotta have a shooter you know you can definitely beat a team of some weak asses like five of us
getting put on against a team of right wmba players they'll have a chance we will for sure
win but they'll have a chance one he won's just too easy bro they beat the top high schoolers
though oh no dude first of all bro like me in high school when i was there
just because you said that my defense was freaking insane you could not shake me out
so i was gonna have so many complaints by the women players thinking that i'm being too aggressive on
defense you know what i'm saying so it's just insane it's just insane like
like you can lock up in a way it's just man this is a deep combo man women are great at so much but
like basketball is just not the one thing they're gonna whoop men's asses in even soccer bro did
you see that middle school team that put heads on the college team bro a. A bunch of 13, 14-year-olds smoke these chicks, bro.
Like, dude, they said no chance in certain sports,
and it's just because of the way we were made.
I mean, dude, take it up with God.
Why he can give y'all deeper and stronger bones and stuff, man?
Like, this is crazy.
And I just really wanted to throw this out there.
I have a bunch of requests.
I want you guys to know that
DCA you're not a subscriber up here
Man, I gotta rotate you
Man this sucks because you know she's not a sub but i'm on the team. Oh man DCA yo i'm gonna send you five dollars
You better go click subscribe before I boot your ass girl. And she's making some blue dildo videos.
I'm going to make blue dildo videos.
Pardon?
Send me some blue dildo.
You're a blue dildo, Maxie?
Damn, DCA.
You got to hit me a bone here.
Dude, I got all these requests, all these subscribers.
Who do I rotate?
How do I choose?
How do I do this?
Do I just kick every other speaker and bring all the new speakers on like
i don't know how this works i think that could be a good game we kick everybody we bring up all
the newbies and the first ones request get back clutch and in a few weeks it'll be made a lot
easier brother i think you just show up early and you know you stay be subscribed be early
be unif ai i think that's the slogan to go with
no we do man we got
ghosts down there dragon master
requesting index as a subscriber
so now index is being promised
a lie a subscriber
gets up here gets rotated
and now he's just there waiting
oof I don't know how we're gonna do this
but uh you know in true fashion
you got your five dollars i
subscribe but i really do want a blue dildo for my desk so that i can put little sunglasses on
him and dress him up and do some streaming because you know what it'd be fun and then we can show
your token at the same time damn alpha index the one non-subscriber up here.
You were getting ready to get rotated for her.
Damn, DCA just put that blue dildo all over your neckline.
That's not cool, DCA.
I do like the aggression, though.
All right, back to where we were.
If you're requesting and you're not being brought up, just know it.
I have no choice.
I just signed the contract of subscribers first.
I'm sorry, guys.
There's 75 of them now.
What is going on?
When are we getting to 100?
That was the goal.
So just so you guys know, I'm going to start subscriber only spaces once we get to 100 people.
So you subscribers will get just super private direct your spaces for y'all
in which we can really game plan do all kinds of stuff but let's go to our homie gold rush
you already know the cop with the motion baby look get this military man police officer household bro
i'm bullish on the cto team man man. Oh, shit, I appreciate that.
I wanted to kind of circle back around to a couple of things.
I think the Brittany Griner thing was more of a kind of a George Floyd thing
than a women's basketball thing or Black Lives Matter kind of a deal.
I think I'm not a sports guy, so don't quote me on that.
But when that whole thing was going down, I thought that's what that was about.
And then going back to, oh, and I got two things.
Hermit.
I love Hermit.
I love that he's got the Groctimus robot on his picture there.
And he sounds like he's inside of a Groctimus helmet when he talks.
I fucking love it.
He's actually in a cave.
That's a compliment, by the way, Hermit.
Don't hunt me down.
Yeah, you don't want to be on Hermit's bad side.
He's a pretty big dude.
He's 7'50", bro.
10 foot 50 bro and then somebody else earlier was talking about like the mental health uh
happy coin that used to be out back in 2021 yeah that was me that was you matt yes sir yeah there
i was gonna say too uh a lot of know, everything was going on with crypto and then
the kind of the bull market transitioning to the bear market. But then we also had,
you know, COVID caused a lot of issues with people committing suicide and losing their
jobs and stuff. There's a lot of shit that was going on all at one time, including the
kind of the downfall of crypto, the altcoin season coming to an end and all that kind of the downfall of the crypto, the altcoin season coming to an end and all that kind of stuff.
So sorry,
I was hanging on,
hanging on to a couple of comments from earlier.
I also feel like rain bet.com could probably create a way for us to gamble
here on which dildo is going to get thrown on the court.
So I think they could create a button on X spaces to be able to place a bet
on that.
Nobody can do it.
Yeah, that's, I don't know if Rainbat has it, but there's definitely action across.
I wanted to let Ghost know real quick.
Ghost is a connected person.
He's only up here because one of his subscribers is his friend so i rotated and booted massimo to get ghost up here as i figured
why not entertain their next conversation at the water cooler like dang bro you got me booted
because of you right like so ghost i just wanted to let you know you're not one of my subscribers
yet but massimo is and massimo is a legend. Super, super supporter. Represents the Lotto community insanely well.
So although it pained me to show him some pain,
it also lets me know how amazing he is
that he's willing to make sacrifices like this, Ghost.
I'm going to have to agree with DCA.
I think the next dildo needs to be a giant black dildo.
There's no odds in that one, though. We're going for the plus 1,400 in the blue dildo needs to be a giant black dildo for what it's worth. There's no odds in that one, though.
We're going for the plus 1400 in the blue dildo, Gold Rush.
We're money maxis.
We're not dildo maxis.
But also, are we restricted to dildos?
What about, like, butt plugs?
I mean, can we throw some other things out on the court?
See, we discussed aerodynamics yesterday, and the smaller the plug, right,
it gets to a point where the ac is kind of strong
in chicago because of all that swamp ass so it might just blow the butt plug you know and hit
somebody on the side of the head and you don't want to catch a case yeah we didn't want to uh
decapitate nor decommission any of the players and look at possible assault charges when it comes to
this as well we took a lot into consideration, bro. Trust me.
Oh, you know, it would be funny.
It's one of the butt plugs that has like the, uh, the,
like the foxtail connected to it.
And then it might actually look like a wig.
Cause this all started cause a wig fell off and they paused the game.
Right.
You're getting really creative, bro.
But I like the direction.
Those do not look like wigs
If you see any woman wearing that as a wig
She's got to step up her game
Seriously
Well I don't know if this conversation has hit your guys' neck of the woods
Ghost in the lotto community
But Polymarket has the odds
That a blue dildo being thrown at a women's college basketball game
At plus 1400
Has that hit your guys' pocket
And if so, which color are you going with
that will be the next one thrown at a game?
Yeah, I might be a little out of the loop on this one, bro.
I think Massimo would be the best speaker
to talk about the dildo portion.
You want to pull him back up and swap your boy out?
Listen, man, if the odds are plus 1400 on anything i'm probably taking some
skin in the game just just saying where do i sign up clutch i gotta first subscribe then i get the
ticket opportunity to to put my bid in because oh that's public the subscription that's just for
these spaces so you can come up and get priority mike i don't make the rules the 75 subscribers
that i have that keep showing up and requesting that's who makes't make the rules the 75 subscribers that i have that keep showing
up and requesting that's who makes the rules go so the blue deal that's public hey you know what
happened right last time i tried to sub on your i rugged the whole space i was doing a space
remember that i was like oh that's true because you click the end button well there you go bro
i figured this one was going to be hilarious just because, you know, Massimo is your partner, bro.
So it was kind of, I thought on the fly, how can I, you know, throw a little shot at Massimo?
You know, I love the dude, bro.
We talking about dildos, man.
Don't ever call another grown man my partner because in the space again, bro, I'll come find you, bro.
I know you used to be in Cali, but I don't know where you at nowadays, bro.
We don't talk like that around these parts.
Arizona, baby, come say hello.
I mean, if you're into that kind of stuff. Arizona, baby. Come say hello. I mean,
if you're into that kind of stuff, Ghost, that's
a different story. That's a different conversation.
You grab a bag of blue dildos yet, though, Ghost?
Hey, I ain't gonna let you
spin me into the Fiddy real quick,
man. I'll call Fiddy right now and have him come up here
and defend this. Oh, no, please. Please don't.
No, no, no, no. I don't want him to
come give me three more hypotheticals
of what will it take for me to be part of a gangbang with Elon Musk with his gay ass.
That's my dog.
Wild turn.
I got to be honest.
That's my dog.
But I'm here for it.
It's all good.
Oh, Mossimo, man.
I brought him up here.
I'm so nervous about it. You know, it's funny. Like, I actually had, like, some, you know, real information
and real conversation to contribute to some of the stuff.
But it's just null and void now at this point, honestly.
I think we're missing a big key metric here, though.
You know, the WNBA, we all know, obviously, it's been, you know, relatively woke.
We all know, obviously, it's been relatively woke.
What are the odds on the multicolored circus LGBTQ color dildo going out there?
I think Andrew has nine inches of metrics he's planning on solving the core with soon.
Rainbow, actually, I think was the second best odds next to green.
So, I mean, that's why we opted on our second worst odds next to green, you know,
or depending on how you look at it.
But blue dildos are plus 1400.
I know that much.
And let me, let me get, I got, I got the picture saved.
So, and this could have changed overnight, right?
But stuff can, if you guys aren't familiar with betting,
the lines can change just based on money flow and stuff.
But let's see.
Rainbow is plus 200.
So that's the same as black and brown, plus 200.
White slash Caucasian is plus 250.
Pink is plus 300.
Purple is plus 325.
Blue is plus 1,400.
So you launched the blue dildo ticker, I'm assuming?
Blue dildo ticker is launched, and I pinned it up top.
It's pinned up top.
If you guys haven't aped in yet, you're going to miss out on your bag of blue dildos when I go to this game tonight and just launch it on the court.
Sorry, I got a question.
There's more than color.
Does anybody know how they got the dildo into the arena?
I mean, it's not like it's going to get set off by a metal detector or anything.
No, probably not.
Deep in the pocket, man.
Was it in the prison pocket or was it somewhere?
Possibly.
Probably wasn't in a purse.
I'm bringing three dildos just to be safe, right?
So I'm going to have them taped to my leg and wear some baggy jeans. Because, you know, I got the one that I'm chucking the center court. I got the one that
I'm chucking at the hoop and trying to stick on the backboard. And then I got my backup just in
case one of those doesn't make it. I can, you know, I still got one, one more shot, one more
bullet in my pocket. What about the fourth one, Andrew? What is that for? What is that for?
Recreation. My legs aren't that big. You know, the, the, the, the third one, Andrew? What is that for? What is that for? Recreation.
My legs aren't that big.
You know, the third one's really kind of going in between both legs when I sneak in there.
So I don't really know where I put the fourth one.
Let's get a plus 3,000 and Andrew gets arrested at the next game.
I'll take those notes.
Now you see what we've been spending this episode with Normally I bring you guys value
And you know
Shots of making money
Today we're just bringing you nothing
But entertainment
Nothing more entertainment than
Seeing you guys scramble for your color of choice
For a dildo
I hear the nervousness
The crackness in your guys' voice um i'm not gonna personally
attack you but i want you guys to understand that i am paying attention hey what was the
conversation when someone was asking or talking about so i didn't see what it was hear what it
was connected to when you're talking about menstrual cycles and this and that and grok
why is that important so betty women's sports basketball we're trying to
figure out their menstrual cycles but we couldn't wait i got i got an answer for that okay let's get
it i mean look i yeah i heard you say like yeah muscle might have some insight as a professional
athlete well uh as a uh i was i i let it lapse but i was a licensed nutritionist i had that license
a while back and i'll tell you, women athletes that are at or under,
or I should say at or under around 20% body fat,
which sounds like a lot,
but for a woman that's, you're 20% and under,
like you are lean as can be, right?
If you are 20% or under as an athlete and pushing your body,
the likelihood of you having a menstrual
cycle is slim to none. So I bet you a majority of them literally don't even have it because of just,
you know, the, um, how they, the, uh, energy they put out in their bodies, the body fat
percentage they have. And, and, uh, so to answer that question, it's probably not, I bet you 50%,
at least if I was going to take the over under 25 to 30% of the women in the league don't even have menstrual cycle, period.
Damn. So do you think that's something that the teams, do the teams track that?
Like, do they list their percentages on their players' body fats? Do you guys know?
I mean, I don't think they list it, but I know that the information is obviously something that professionals are going to track.
I mean, when I was playing, when I was a professional athlete, I mean, I had every single metric possible tracked.
Yeah.
They checked all that pre going into the league for sure.
So maybe we can start with at least what was it heading into the league and then just kind of used to the eye test i guess i don't
freaking know bro this is getting out of hand just don't give it to brad because he'll put a hole in
it like caitlin clark i bet you did i would put money on her not have or britney griner for sure
doodly girl definitely he definitely does it's it's the it's how lean they are right it's how lean they are it's muscle mass
relative to body fat percentage
this is something else
this is something else
Brad what do you think bro
is this how bread is determined how good it is
based off of how much gluten it has
what's your gluten percentage on your bread?
Oh, he's rugging, dude.
He's been asking.
He's been speaking up here.
Now he just got rotated for Timbo.
Look, you know what's great about these subs, Ghost?
They stay tagging each other in.
You know what I'm saying?
Timbo gets dropped off because he stays rugging.
And now he took advantage of bread, bro. So, you know what I'm saying Tim will get dropped off because he stays rugged And now he took advantage of Brad
Bro so you know what I'm saying
Yo these five dollar
Subscriptions bro I'm gonna drop it to a dollar
So more people sub
Just so I can use it for entertainment
That much more bro damn
Bro my fault
So I never got a chance
To answer Andrew's questions in the beginning back when we were
talking about serious things like the somalis getting uh starlings which first of all i think
is great because i've always wanted the pov from the pirates i've been missing out on that it's
always from the ships now we'll be able to get the tick tocks from the pirates which is going to be
dope and probably some good tickers the second thing you were talking about was which community do you hate?
It's actually a group of people, specifically the Chinese whales.
I keep sending five Solana to in my telegram DMs and they just never show up.
And they're always like, no, I have a community of Chinese whales.
Send the money.
They don't show up.
And there's so many communities out there.
I figure at least one of them is going to show up.
Never show up. So I think my many communities out there. I figure at least one of them is going to show up. Never show up.
So I think my hatred is towards the alleged Chinese whale groups.
Dude, I'm going to put a teddy bear up there.
I really want you to show me where you were hurt the most.
With this conversation here, you just can never be too sure.
Guys, Somalian pirates are going to be on the freaking interwebs with y'all now
if you are part of a token okay if you're part of a token that does not have a clear captain
you know where i'm at with this one you don't want that new somalian captain baby because
them dudes is ruthless man so yo check in on your devs double check on your founders please check in on the
raiding team make sure that they understand dude that there has to be some form of netting around
their ship just so nobody comes in there and takes it over you know
see a new meta emerging with this uh whole smallian pirate theme awesome if we hit 100k market cap we're gonna go pirate this ship
jesus christ it won't be a cto anymore it'll be a somalian takeover
it's an hd it's a hostile takeover now right instead of community takeovers we're hostile
takeo somalian takeovering what well andrew, I know you're black, but are you African black?
Like, what kind of black are you?
How close are you from Somalia?
Do you have a cousin?
Like, at the Chitlins reunion, you know what I'm saying?
That's what they call it.
Jesus.
But, Andrew, how can we get a proper STO from one of your black cousins, bro,
that's closely related to Somalia?
Clutch, it's a CTO.
It's a cargo ship takeover.
I love it.
Bro, I was trying to think of a pun for that.
God damn it.
That's so good, bro.
We're so down bad.
Yo, we're taking, no, we can't do that one
because CTO's already for a cop takeover
and we could thank Gold Rush for that one.
But damn, man, this one but damn man this is
this is hilarious when I first saw that
Starlink thing I thought it was satire
I started looking for like
you know then I went on the map and I was like
yo they're really his coverage in
Somalia so now I can
go and Facebook live it as I get robbed
I'm from Minnesota.
I'm not afraid of Somalians anymore.
Damn, that's too soon.
That's too soon, DCA.
Come on.
That's because you don't have a cargo ship, DCA.
If you had a cargo ship, it'd be different.
I'm so full of shit because I would be scared in a freaking back alleyway.
Oh, my God.
I love this community.
Wisconsin Somali empires roll around in a Datsun.
That's basically it. basically.
This is a very interesting space.
Yo, Index, go ahead. Real is back
in then, bro. Tell us how the Index is
going to save us. Do you have Blue Dildo Indexed?
it's underperforming, so we had to cut that.
But I think the black ones definitely
performed very well so we might have to
go with the black one but I would have to
talk to my wife and ask her first
and then we can go from there
well tell me you're
from Jersey
you're from Jersey
you Jersey boys are kind of into that kind of thing
You know EAC
Are you going to reel this back in even further
Than what index just took us to
We all know the OG is purple pole
It's a conspiracy why purple
Isn't on that list
And I think it's rigged
It's going to be purple
What's the odds on a purple one?
325.
Purple is kind of
like the default color.
You know what would actually be the best if you
look at it because obviously all the
players are African American if there's a white
dildo that pops up. That would be a fucking
laughter right there. That would be
a beauty.
You guys are out of control. Listen, you guys what are the odds of like dildo that pops up. That would be a fucking laughter right there. That would be a beauty.
You guys are out of control. Listen, you guys,
what are the odds of like,
you know, one of them pocket things, bro? Because if everyone's
just thinking the D
when you're talking about essentially
WNBA stars, which a lot of them
don't even mess with the D,
what are the odds of it just being one of them pocket things?
That wasn't us, Ghost.
Just so you know, these aren't our
ideas. This is what just showed up on these.
I'm just thinking outside the box. No, but they don't have
a bet that we can place for the butt
plug or the pocket.
Just thinking outside of the box.
Well, let's be real, though. Even lesbians
use the D.
Then we're talking about a double deal, though,
where it's got a dick on both ends of it.
Would that nullify the bet?
Would that nullify the bet?
See, this is what I'm saying.
This is crazy that they have these odds,
and now Polymarket is involved as well.
They have a 50% chance that there will be a dildo thrown at one of those games.
It's a 70%.
They are hearing things, guys.
There is going to be a sexual toy thrown at one of these games today.
Dude, I think all of us have noticed.
It's 66%.
Well, it rounds up.
But, yeah, 66.
Two-thirds.
So if you ran life three times today, you ran today three separate times,
two of those days will be riddled with jokes and hilariousness
as we all talk about the dildo that was thrown at the court.
One other day is a day where we all just talk about a market
that just keeps bleeding at every pump.
But again, that's trade talk.
So just sit here and wait for tomorrow for me to give you more bad news.
But for now, there is a chance at a plus 1,400, you know,
or plus 250 if you're indexing into the white ones purple,
I don't know what the odds are there.
This is just interesting,
but a pocket vagina or whatever they used to be called throwing one of those
at the court.
That would be hilarious.
Right.
Cause like the, the whole idea is to just kind of troll them.
You don't really troll them with just a regular dilly.
You know what I'm saying?
So, so yeah, I do.
That's big brain
thinking ghost but but it's not on the order book right like what what they need to do now is you
know how you have like the kiss cam and shit like that they need the fucking dildo cam and it's
gonna pan the audience to find all the males in the audience and just try and catch the right one
when they're pulling it out of their pants. Or wherever Andrew's got him.
Well, what happens if there's more than one thrown?
Like, what if someone throws a white,
and then Andrew throws a blue,
and then, like, 14 others come?
Well, that's about the first one to hit the court.
Yeah, it's the first one to hit the court,
but it has to be inbounds.
So you got to have a good arm.
So you need a slow-motion dildo cam, then? No, well... You got to be ready, then, early gotta have a good arm so you need a slow motion dildo cam then no well you
gotta be ready then early they might go crazy today we were discussing at what bets would they
like nullify you know in void right so what types of action so this dude said it okay bro this dude
said it like it was like the hat trick in hockey he's like if you get a layup if you get a free throw and you get a slam dunk then you all of them just get hitting on the court like
at the same time every color every angle what's going on man what is this life we live this ain't
coming in clutch cuz are you are you it's a simulate bro first of all plus 1400 and if a
blue one gets thrown you're not coming in clutch is going to be a 3,600 X.
You know, don't, don't, don't miss me with that stuff.
I hate talking about the stupidity,
but there's a plus 1400 bet on the line here.
And Andrew is willing to go to a court to throw it.
I mean, if we're going to talk about farts and fart coin, I mean,
we might as well start talking about dildos if we're going to make some money off it.
Like if you guys truly believe that I'm going to go to this game
and throw the dildo on the court,
like, this is the freest money you've ever seen in the crypto space.
And, like, if you've listened to me talk up here every day
and you don't truly believe how you're going to do this,
I don't know why you're still coming to this space.
The game starts in a couple hours.
Like, dude, the odds have been, we've been tracking this because when we first saw it three days ago, it was weird.
But, you know, the whole green dildo thing and some dude, the dudes keep putting 25K in liquidity on this bet.
So anyways, man, like, what else are we going to show?
The same tokens that we've always showed?
There hasn't been any new outsiders, really.
Right? It's all of you guys. DCA,ify i you got the stonks you got lotto right you know what i'm saying like you got eac up here with the polygon token gold rush as well like we we we
don't see anybody new up here showing me something new so we we do look at like money opportunity so just so you know there hasn't
been one this crazy because it's all talk until someone's willing to go throw it like andrew and
and the other thing is too we've got a bunch of projects here dude like nobody's gonna be mad if
you sell off on this one of the pump and rotate it back to your projects because i've i've got
three percent of supply to sell off and rotate and grootimus from this so like you know if you guys pitch in dude i'll i don't mind throwing
percent at projects that are supporting this you know like let's make it happen i don't know if
anybody tom bibby space i don't know if everybody's checked out dca but she doxxed herself so
i think that that uh that should blow up the post and all her engagement.
So not too many people doxxed themselves.
And she did.
I don't know if she'd mention it, but that's kind of cool.
That's kind of very, that's fire to me, actually.
And she's a good looking girl.
So check it out.
Don't be sending nothing to her, though.
I'm just saying.
She's an alpha.
So besides the alpha that we already have,
and you actually came in the beginning of that conversation,
we weren't talking about Dildos all day.
We were talking about which Web3 community would you wish never found the
internet ghost.
So of all the ones you came across, all the grifters, all the LARPs,
all the rugged protocols, all the promises of Lambos like SafeMoon devs.
And, you know, of everybody you ever came across, dude, who do you wish never discovered the Internet and Web3?
Damn.
Yeah, you missed the good stuff.
Don't fight us for the fun stuff.
I did, bro.
Hey, I did, did bro i'm not
gonna flex dude that was a good one man first off let me hear what some of these ones brought up
dude can i get some uh some sneak peeks of what what was taking well i haven't you know let me
answer real quick if you want yeah there you go and then i haven't given mine so massimo ghost
and then i'll go i'll make it real quick honestly it's it's all these celebrity coins or internet influencers.
I mean, look at you got Hak Tui, you got Jack Daugherty, you got all these artists, Jason,
right? I mean, all these people that make all these wild claims, even Kim Kardashian
promoted some coin, didn't disclose that she took money from it, ended up having to
pay like 1.2 million out and something like that. But honestly, that's it because they come in and
they play stupid. They act like they don't know what they're doing. Maybe they do, maybe they
don't. But then you got a guy like this, one of these influencers, I think it was that same Jack
Dirty guy who brought some group on to create some, you know, crypto conversion app.
So they're just coming in and honestly, they're just stealing liquidity is all they're doing.
Because at the end of the day, these things don't play out.
So if I could, you know, get rid of one group, I'd just say these celebrity coins, period.
One genre, we'll say.
Fair enough. I co-signed that dollar so i'm co-signing that all day that's the realest shit ever especially being in big communities for the past couple of years
man and they come they come in hot bro and you just see the liquidation you know everybody's
trying to come up on the coin they're dipping on yours or dipping on theirs
and they never come back i try to tell people that on a daily basis when i do perps bro i'm like you
guys stop stealing from your own conviction place i don't care who it is what project you love
don't steal from it to chase these shiny objects because ultimately you never come back no let me
feel bad for him it's not even aboutotto. It's about anyone they're in.
I fucking hate it.
I feel so bad.
Well, Lotto, let me give you an example.
And I'm going to shame his ass because why not?
Nah, nah, nah, I'm not.
You guys will find out who it was.
So he hits me up and says, yo, Clutch, you want to go five hundo, five hundo into this
freaking launch?
I'm like, nah, bro.
Every time you bring a launch
it goes straight to zero let me just if anything let me use them as exit liquidity this time
he just starts laughing haha you know it's fine i'm like nah bro i'm good so this dude clips his
last all his grokdomis one percent it was a little over like i don't know 1500 18 on 2g whatever the fuck it was dude i
freaking know but he clips it and then he sends me the ca right he apes all of it bro and then i see
the ca bro went straight to 40k he got 3200 he lost all his money and then he wondered why i like unfollowed him took him out of my like bro you're a freaking
ho like and then he tried calling me out saying that i mean childish because i should understand
i'm like no like bro like you did buy those tokens you bought them early enough because you knew i
was a cto leader you see me working on i know. I know who you're talking about and you didn't even say it. Yeah, I didn't even say it.
I work for this token every day.
Right? For you to make your money
and just like to do this, bro.
It's like, come on, stop being desperate, bro.
Instead, put out a post. You're famous.
There you go. That's your clue.
You know, do something.
Can you do something?
Can you subscribe?
What can you do for can you can you subscribe dude can you can you get what can you do for the movement man what can you do for the movement nothing you're freaking larping get the fudge out
of here that's how it goes bro so what you said goes hits home because it literally just happened
to me but guess what we're at the same market cap now than when that grifter left
nah he's not a grifter he's a larp and then the other grifter that did g2 percent
it was at 220 we went to 160 we're sitting at like 210 215 now anyway so that two percent got
split between the community and then i made a deal to swap one percent of a token for
one percent of grokdom is bro how legit is that ghost how dope do i protect this from all the
freaking people that clearly are cheating and using communities as farms yo let me just hone it in
let me just put the pressure differently and like you see us survive and you see us thriving but it makes
it hard when people keep doing that ghost i've been shilling brock the miss for three months
i promise you they are they've already cheated on me to go buy lotto to go buy dtf to go buy
any of these tokens they already did it they already did it constantly i'll be honest with
you bro i man i've been in you know lotto's been around eight months bro so we've seen
even prior to that but you know what i've realized bro the true convicted individuals
they're the ones that accumulate and they're the ones that are honestly looking for better
options like not outside of the coin but they're looking for better options as far as damn dog, we're back at,
you know, a milli man. I wish I would have loaded the boat a little bit more at a half a milli.
Then it drops down to a half a milli because someone dips and they're like, finally, they go
back and they grab it, you know, smart money, the individuals that don't FOMO, but legit just sit on
their hands and wait for the opportunities to present themselves.
Those are the ones that when you drop a coin like Grok or, you know, DTF or whatever it is, Interlink, Shogun,
they're going to grab it, DCA, they're going to grab it, but not with the funds that they have in their conviction plays.
Right. And, you know, this is what was happening when Perpetuals came out, bro.
Dude, I was like, yo yo what the fuck's going on you're teaching them trading and they're eating
on you bro to go trade oh they were you don't even know clutch the most depressing thing i
felt for other persons secondhand depressant depression i don't know if that's a little
thing it is secondhand depression i'm watching dude he's clipping bro dude had like 13 million coins
he's clipping right he's clipping like just like 400 at a time and then he's transferring it into
a perp and then the purpose like it's gone bro there's no money coming out and then he's selling
more bro and i'm like yo what the am i here? So I literally like hit him up. Like, yo, dog, you need to like kick back.
I was like, you know what?
Let me tell you when I'm taking a perp trade and then you just follow me,
homie.
And then we'll get you your money back.
Don't trip.
He's like, oh, good looking, bro.
I appreciate it.
I'm trying.
Sure enough, bro.
He posts like a screenshot that he came up like 140%.
I'm like, yo, dude, if you took the same trade as me,
how the fuck did you hit
140 oh i did 85x like dog you're doing this wrong bro just kick back trust me bro chill
compound compound bro i just watched him dog he's got no tokens left zero that's so sad bro that's
literally this guy he went from like through 2.8 percent so he was down to his last one percent
and he had already been clipping on us he had clipped on us for a minute you know what i'm
saying so like uh for him to just do it all and like he actually told me he was gonna do it and
he really thought we were i thought he was like joking at first but i was just like cool man i'm just letting you know bro you gotta find christian now because
clutch ain't talking to yo has no more you better go meet me at walmart you better go run into me at
the dispensary ghost you know what i'm saying like you you better freaking somehow run into me at like
i never leave the house my wife left for five days, four and a half, five days.
I left the house once to go to my mom's house and back just to go have dinner and back.
That was it.
Five days.
I didn't go nowhere.
Order everything.
Chill in.
Dude, I got chickens.
I got a dog.
I got a community.
Like, I'm busy.
So like, good luck meeting me personally ghost.
Like I've given everybody too much personal in the mixture of the
professional aspect of like,
you know,
running a community and being the CTO leader of a token is crazy
difficult to even sustain regular activity and all that.
So I figured,
Hey,
let me do it in the form of bringing everybody value,
more tokens,
partnerships.
we cater our spaces to start opening it up for advisory,
for marketing.
You see me showing up seven days now and like all these things,
people use you as exit liquidity,
bro.
But I stay just slapping.
I'm in,
I have 36% agroptomist.
At some point I'll have 50, 80.
If that's what it'll take, bro, I'll freaking burn all of it.
Because for me, like, you only need 1% to change your life.
Ghost, you don't need more.
So the reason why people should buy more is not to change their life.
buy more is not to change their life. That's, that's greed or protection. I'm gonna grab an
That's greed or protection.
extra 40%, but I only need 1% to sell when we're at fricking five, 800 million. You won't even be
able to sell 1%. Like, it's just a lot. You'll realize like fudge, what am I going to do with
the money? Probably nothing. This community is my livelihood. Like, it's so amazing like i look at it like
imagine doge now if you had build doge and that's your community and imagine if you had one percent
okay if you had one percent but you had scooped up two percent as a protection because you saw
the movement you wanted to just trade into your free roll you know your free roll whatever
and you had one percent now and you just sold a few tokens every day.
Now, if you had been doing that over the last two, three years, dog,
you would still have tokens.
Do you understand that goes, it's insane, right?
It's insane of what's possible because like what people miss out with these
meme tokens is they're trashed or garbage until they're not.
And then they're a
pool of money by us, the holders. That is what stock companies raise millions and millions of
dollars just to have a shot at becoming a real company, right? That's what the IRL is all about,
raising money. And then guess what? They vested for for years they pay you dividends quarterly those early
investors a lot of them are still stuck trying to dca out but their upside is there they're part of
it man crypto changes that you can have immediate reward immediate gratification if you wait long
enough because early what you're getting if that's gratification to you, 2Xing on your homies, like when they're working, dude, I implore 2X, 3X on every token you're aping.
When you don't know them, you're scanning.
We're freaking, yo, random alpha.
We don't freaking know none of this crap.
Like that's different, but it's when they do it to the people actually fucking working.
That's when they're, you know, they just, they're so detrimental on so many levels, but mostly to themselves, believe it or not.
Awesome.
Bro, I appreciate it, dog, because I'm like, it's a small price to pay to know not to fuck with someone.
If you're not getting clipped on, there's not that opportunity for someone else, man.
I'm in the same boat, though, bro.
Like I tell my community, I'll feast last.
Like, literally, I will feast last. Like, I'm not don't worry about me. Don't worry about what the fuck I'm in the same boat though, bro. Like I tell my community, I'll feast last. Like literally
I will feast last. Like I'm not, don't worry about me. Don't worry about what the fuck I'm doing.
It's accumulation, accumulation, accumulation. I've yelled that shit on the rooftops, bro. I give a
fuck who's still with me at the end of it all. I don't care if I own the whole fucking float,
man. At the end of the day, there's a straight up massive community that you build that you're it's family, bro.
Like you said, man, I don't leave the crib either, bro.
I got three daughters, a wife.
I got seven animals in the house, another fucking five outside the house.
And realistically speaking, bro, I'm just yeah, bro.
I'm chilling, bro. I'm trying to I'm trying to get the family online to really feast.
I'll teach them everything I know. But at the end of the day, bro, I'm trying to get the family online to really feast. I'll teach them everything I know.
But at the end of the day, bro, it grows slowly. And if you want that true organic growth,
you're not having people just ape in blindly because unfortunately, those are the ones that
are looking for a 2X or a 3X. That's why you never hear me really chill. I'm like, look,
just show up. We're live every fucking day. Just show up because at the end of the day,
if you find a liking to the community, then of you're gonna buy and then when you buy because you have
a liking of the community you'll feel you know you'll second you'll think twice before you clip
full clipping on them you know you want to have etiquette and trimming it out that's that's your
money do what you do but yeah bro i'm with you bro yeah even keeping it within the price impact
bro like just if you're
never fully clipping out but dude there's companies that will never pay you money regularly and tokens
can do that and no projects ever gonna be mad like bro ghost let's just say i got it in early
and to this day i had freaking six percent of your token i don't think you would be mad at me
if i had been selling five bucks and seven months ago you know because it's like yo
this fool had freaking 46 000 and he's clipping five dollars at a time just like hey i'll just
get to my investment back five dollars at a time and the higher you go the less tokens i gotta
sell for five bucks like that's just an example i'm not that's the biggest thing that people
don't get though clutch they've never saw a project through yet they've only heard about
them most people have not seen a project through they've only heard about it the next doge the next
sheave the next whiff they don't know bro but you're absolutely right bro at one point trying
to extract even 500 from a token without impacting it at one point bro there's gonna get to the point
where it's not many coins, bro. Like we had,
we had a to 10 mil, bro. And you know, I had someone that literally was like, bro, I'm so
mad at myself. I'm like, why? Because bro, I could have fucking pulled 150 K. So I bro,
not only would you have not gotten 150 K you're, you didn't have enough tokens. It might look like
that on paper, bro. But the liquidity pool is the liquidity pool, number one.
Number two, when you hit that eject button, you kill the whole project.
So you basically snatch them from everyone that you call your pal.
Stop playing with them, bro.
Stop looking at what the money was or what it could have been or how much did you see
in your wallet and start understanding.
All you got to do is invest in something that you want to be around long term.
You'll you won't. Time will fly. You won't even realize it.
And if you're smart enough, you won't bite off more than you can chew.
That's why I talk about risk management every single fucking time I grab a mic, because if you're only putting in shit, I paid off all my bills and I got an extra 200.
I'll hold that in Solana. Here's a dip. Perfect. I'll add to my conviction plays.
And you do that for a whole year. You can't me that this ain't popping in 2026 where now you're only
having to sell a thousand coins to to pull some resources out of the markets man it's uh it's real
bro the the even crazier part is all these tokens are sub cap bro sub a mil like even you guys now right you're in the in
the low cap stages that you can get a lot of tokens for a little so the problem is the greed
and like you said people just overextend themselves buying too much of a token so look ghost this is
how we solve the problem and then i'm gonna throw it an index because that's kind of how like
this all came to be what i did to solve the jittery problem
and it's getting ready to kick off you guys are in the early stages you've been part of it
so i opened it up for advisory i got a public wallet i charged projects one percent for advisory
and part of that uh you know advisory fee is to go into the airdrop to my subscribers, which is almost 100.
Now we're at 75, bro.
And literally all the speakers that just show up every day.
So essentially the buyers, the tokens themselves, many of them are projects.
So now we're all part of that airdrop.
So now all of our listeners, enjoyers, biggest supporters
are going to be able to partake in the upside of crypto without having a G or buy
and have the forcing feeling of when is the right time to G right so now you can really just be all
on the upside man and not even stress and and the way I see it is eventually there'll be a thousand
people in there and a thousand projects that give us one percent ten percent five percent
of them make it big those small airdrops now are going to be freaking insane so hey it's a it's a
meta we're starting bro but index you're part of it you met me for a while what made you say yo i
trust this clutch guy to give him one percent i mean besides all the other projects i've done it
and i've never cheated on them, but like, you know,
where do you see yourself as a token?
You know, being part of this vision,
like this is the right moment to show yourself, Index.
I know we don't ever shame the show,
but this is perfect, bro,
because you are part of that movement
and why we're becoming so strong.
So, yeah, man.
Yeah, it's funny,
bringing it back to communities and
and you know when people listen and trust uh yesterday uh i was on dtn space that him hosted
at 10 um and you know this it was this one guy that had like an the wolf pdf whatever you call
that stuff right pfp and we called him up and he started talking and he's like well you know I saw you talk on
Clutch's space and I like the way he talks and I like the way you talk and he actually bought
a bag so if people think people don't buy from spaces um they might not buy a lot but they do
right because at the end of the day they stay they trust you and then they bite into the person, right? Because a lot of times, and it's true, like, you know,
when you listen to you, you articulate, you talk well, Andrew talks well.
A lot of people in this space actually talk very well and articulate,
and they know what they're talking about, and it's a community, right?
So the problem is, I think in this space, people have $5 to the name, right?
So they're just searching, and they want to make that $5 into $500,
but then they'll end up losing that $5, you know,
versus, you know, go into a project with conviction,
help shill, help talk about it, spread the word,
and then that $5 will turn into $500 eventually, right?
But people have to do a little bit of work as to it so um obviously index is index you know we have gold rush in it
we have dca in it uh we have stocks in it and uh we use their rewards um and give back to our
holders you know so it's the same thing what you're doing clutch it's just i collect or everything
and obviously our supply as well you know everybody everything is like going up and down
We're at 200 market cap still, you know, our holders are chilling
So the one thing about my holders is they're chilling
They they understand in the belief and they're buying up the supply slowly and slowly and you know
We'll get to 300 and 400 and 500 and 600 and then people would be like holy i should have bought them
you know and uh that's what i've noticed that's what i've noticed index like my my reward wallet
is popping ghost i think with these deals i've been focusing on reflections tokens and people
like that so we give back to the community in different ways. And I think I'm at like between you guys, DTF, Gold Rush, like, dude, all the rewards tokens in my wallet, DCA.
I'm at like $700 of just free stuff, not including none of your guys' tokens.
Given I've been holding for a minute right weeks months
you know just different variations of it some of y'all pay usdc some of y'all pay crappers on the
random right so like yo like we're building this army of just really making it to where we all win
based off of all of our work equally and it gets distributed, man. So yeah, this has been the alpha dude. And then you use that money to play with the garbage that you want to play with,
right? That $5, $10 place. I haven't done it. But if you want to, you can do that, right? Or then
you guys talk about these Africans begging for money and shit like that, right? Yeah. Get a
little bit of the subs and they better go towards like, that's what I'm saying. They go to the
listeners, the subscribers, they go to people that go to Rainback. And they better go towards, like, that's what I'm saying. They go to the listeners, the subscribers.
They go to people that go to Rainback Casino and sign up under my damn link.
Like, bro, anybody that's a clutch supporter, you're going to get a freaking piece of my work.
And because a piece of my work comes from you guys, every single one of y'all, I want to give back because I'm not here alone.
Moon is an insane supporter
him bro i've only known him for a few weeks and my goodness i'm already playing fifa with the guy
online like that should just you know the other day we were streaming on the discord dog plays
with fifa so like that's how we roll dude so yeah let's uh but the but the thing is like one thing
like i might be too expensive for some to get in right for that there are ten dollars to be worth something but you can get dca you can get gold rush you can get
right now index uh it's two hundred twelve thousand mark uh well i don't even know how much five
dollars is but i'm saying you can get uh what i wanted to ask the rewards to have to qualify
the rewards minimum token amount to have is what 100k 100k yeah so it's still not a lot is 100k
have is what 100k 100k yeah so it's still not a lot 100k um 10 15 i guess um i don't even know
to be honest hold on one second yeah it's like 20 bucks i'm gonna guess uh 20 bucks
uh probably 16 dollars okay i was on the money bro yes but the thing is though if I'm too expensive by Gold Rush by DCA by stonks, right?
I don't care because you know what because I'm still earning and I'm still getting the rewards from them have on volume
That's what's the great thing about the index and and but you can buy DCA and you're into a good devs that actually want to work and
That 10 15 dollars will actually get you nice reward so like on these communities in like
indonesia africa whatever hold on to it and you can live off that shit and then you don't have
to beg for money like that it's simple stuff that people don't get you know so matter of fact let me
let me get you somebody that's gonna work for his damn bags hard as fudge where's he at right here
let me let me look on the crowd yeah Yeah, he's down there. James William.
James William.
I DM me, James.
I'm going to hook you up with a 100K token so you can get Alpha Index Reward.
Get it.
My only requirement, James, go in his telegram right now.
Go join.
Go say hello.
And you got to prove it's you That guy bro
He's been in almost every one of my spaces
Since I can remember
It must be
He's been in my spaces more than moon
And moon shows up damn near every day
Moon's missed a few days
Timbo's missed a few days
I gotta get going in a minute but
if i can say something real quick oh heck yeah well i just wanted to reward them with some index
baby but uh yeah no you're part of the index you're part of the crew yeah thank you what made
your ass join this movement put in one percent in the marketing wallet and cooking yeah i well i have
probably more than that i have as you guys probably know i'm the top holder of the Alpha Reward Index. I have $45 million.
I'm also the... Let's go, supporter.
Running a CTO and aping another token?
Yeah, well, I'm also...
Well, I was the top holder in BTCR.
I think some guy with a lot of money came in and might have a little more than me.
But we're cooking up a lot of things.
We've got a roadmap coming soon, a website coming soon.
My plan is to take a lot of these rewards that I get from BTCR,
Bitcoin Repeat, and Alpha Reward Index,
and put it back into Gold Rush.
So it's kind of a cycle we have going on with our little community here.
Sick, bro. But the thing was, you're getting into a guy that has money. It's kind of a cycle we have going on with our little community here um
You're getting into a guy that has money
So that's one thing about people don't need to don't need to understand like you want to be
In a token that a guy has money and if he wants to push this thing to 100k he can
like
People like they need to look at the big picture and kind of like see who's actually going to talk
Well index 100 K is a low level. We want you to push us to a no not so much old watch because he's look right
He's only like 20,000 so he can get that so with that
Man, we gonna get him there. Oh, I haven't even started aping yet
I could run some market making on it to scoop up a ton of supply like bro
We're giving people the opportunity to get in.
This is what I'm saying.
I stay highlighting and platforming all the homies that are running a project.
EAC has been given free Polygon and free NFTs to freaking people
just by joining his Discord and vibing with the community.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, it's all about giving people the early opportunity to be on.
And, dude, for me he this
dude's a g bro he's a freaking cop ex-military his wife is freaking serving as well the way i see a
dog is and he's stupid enough to run a cto that's a cto by a cop bro and that's like that's saying
something like what he's a cop he has a farm and yet he's still showing up and he has six kids
And he was fixing the fence yesterday while he was on space. That's kind of the tells your
Scared of meeting any stranger he's a damn police and he's got a detective for a for a wife
He you know, I'm saying like I ain't getting away with no crime.
You just better not pocket check me because I for sure
have some weed on me, but that's Oregon.
But I want to go meet them.
I wanted to mention to you that.
I hate Oregon, but now I can
take the wife and the kids and yo, we
going to be like, yo, pick me the spot where we can
kick it. And he's not a Mormon or nothing like
that. He's like normal.
Exactly. So that's what I'm saying. He's going to give me all the hot spots like that. He's like normal. Exactly.
So that's what I'm saying.
He's going to give me all the hot spots, bro.
That's called utility.
Bro, that comes with your token.
Good insight from someone that knows what's up.
And I just wanted this a little too early to probably even say anything, but the Bitcoin repeat, who's also part of Alpha Reward Index, I'm sure you guys are familiar.
He wants to do some kind of a partnership.
So we're kind of milling around some kind of a partnership so we're
kind of milling around some ideas of what that might look like but but one other thing and then
i'll leave um i have another token i actually have 90 million of that token in the index um because
it was poop i love that project he was funny he actually rugged himself because people sold off
on him like assholes right he's building something he was a 25 30 000 market cap and then he got two clips at 1500 at a time
like people don't like they don't get it like it takes a lot of effort to get a token to that point
but uh um so i have 90 million of that and i gave my um shiller uh i don't know if he's on here or
not 13 million i just sent it to him i said don't sell it he's on here or not, $13 million. I just sent it to him. I said,
don't sell it. He's a good worker. I know the guy that's ET ordered as well. And he's from
Africa, Nigeria. And use the reserve words because $13 million is a lot for that guy will be eventually
if he gets that to $50,000. So I just sent it to him because I'm not going to sell that project
anyway, because I'm kind of like, I don't know. for some reason i love poop but that's a 10 000
market cap um and i think that you know that's kind of cool as well that's going to reward uh
i think it rewards crap as well but that's why it's called poop but um you know you invest those
total people you know so anyway well i'm gonna go because i spoke too much yeah me too i gotta
hit the shower and i've got some stuff to take care of with some of my kids. But hopefully there's no hopefully there's no hopefully there's no purple stuff in the shower. You're going to be using that. Listen, no, he just got promoted to listener. You never announced your departures here. I already told you police or not. You get treated equally here. How's that for police brutality?
Take that one and tell your boys like, ah, man, that bastard got me.
But have a good rest of your day, Gold Rush, bro.
You're a freaking legend.
Stay safe out there.
Like he's requesting up as if he's like, oh, did I like rug?
No, you didn't rug, bro.
I promoted you to listener.
Never announced your departures.
You've heard me talk about this plenty of times.
Matter of fact
i'll be smoking so i don't remember but i think i've gotten you with that one before so anyways
brother uh appreciate you for shilling as you're in duty bro that's bullish i know moon has uh
you know he's he's like anti-police you know because he's from dallas and uh you know dallas
don't know how to police themselves so they think they can. But, you know, I'm bullish on that dude, bro.
He's a freaking legend.
Dallas cops suck, bro.
I know.
That's why I said that.
It's notorious, bro.
They're Cowboy fans.
How can they not suffer?
Okay?
Unify, what you got for us, bro?
We're going to start.
Like, Gold Rush is up in, like, Oregon or some shit, bro.
I'm sure he's probably chill, bro, for sure.
Oh, they got some.
Dude, Oregon people are crazy
dog there's like no laws man this dude is crazy that's what i'm saying you know he's you know
he's chill bro yeah he's a cool ass dude bro he's got a farm and he's still working he's got a bunch
of kids unless that fool is warping and faking everything about him i'm telling you i'll drive
to oregon to go meet him just because that's been a destination choice of mine.
And, like, I'm on my way to Seattle to go visit Eddie, a bunch of the other homies up there.
So, like, that might be a trip I take just because the weather is beautiful.
And I guarantee you he has a lot of nice shotguns that he can show you off as well.
Because, you know, he's probably packing.
If he's a popo, bro, he's always a good friend to have, dog. And he's running a CTO and he's chilling.
Man, in times of high stress, you can always ask him for some basic,
hey, what's the law behind this or that?
There's so many benefits to having people in high-level places.
There's a lot of my friends that work for corporations that I'm disgusted by.
I wouldn't work there.
I wouldn't be proud of working there in any shape, form or stretch of the imagination.
But, you know, it's high value, man. What's up, Andrew?
Hey, before we, you know, we lose it in the sauce here in Convo.
I want to throw it out there for you and everybody else, Clutch.
After we wrap up here, I'm going to go to the live stream.
I'm going to go to the live stream.
DCA is going to be in.
DCA is going to be in. We're going to talk about DCA daily.
We're going to talk about DCA daily.
If anybody else with projects that's on here right now wants to do a little more shilling
on the live stream, afterwards we'll chat, dig into your chart, all that good stuff.
It's going to be going out to, obviously on my page, I'm sure Clutch will probably get
on so it'll honestly probably just be this space continued.
But mine also, I finally have it set up to go to LinkedIn and YouTube now.
And I did a chess stream this morning to linkedin and youtube now and i i did
a chess stream this morning to test it and we got some action on both so um i'm pretty sure we'll get
some solid eyes that are outside of quick crypto twitter on your project so if you guys want in
you got a project i can only have like six or eight on at a time so like obviously dca is going
to probably be on the whole time with me clutch will be on the whole time for me with me but
hit the dms and the first ones to answer you know we'll just get on the list and get on there we'll get people the
limit andrew what's the limit on people that can go in projects let me peep it out right quick and
see uh okay i think i'm at eight with this because i just upgraded this morning so you got eight
additional is that eight eight Eight total counting me.
Counting you.
So you're one.
Who else is going to be up there?
DCA, that's two?
Yeah.
Martin.
I think Martin.
I think Index.
You got time to be in there?
You should be there too.
Just go on the LinkedIn.
Who is?
I just got back to DCA just now because I finally, speaking to Oregon,
I just moved there. So I'm like, I just got everything in boxes, smashed my iPhones.
What city are you in?
Ben.
Dude, all right.
Well, dude, I'm telling you, I've been wanting to make this trip happen.
So just be on the lookout.
We'll be on the DMs.
But, yo, let's get a quick list.
So with you, DCA, who wants to go on the stream and talk about your project?
Share charts, do all that.
Unify, okay.
Bet, sold.
Out index, sold.
Max, you have your hand up, so I don't know.
Okay, Max, sold, just because you're the homie.
That's three.
Martin, you want in?
Yes, sir.
That's four.
Yo, go.
Andrew, I have a professional restream account we used to run
yeah we used to run a large crypto show uh last year actually so if it helps with how many people
are available maybe i don't count towards your numbers necessarily last time clutch about the
multi like the multi-cast we use restream right i could be on a tiktok i could be on yeah see
that's what I'm saying.
Andrew, go create a master chat real quick.
Add me in there, and I'll start throwing in these foos.
Everybody, we need to just have a blow up the stream. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to get everybody out to the chat right now.
Get it here.
Get it here on Axel.
Let's not take it outside.
But go, Stamossimo.
Any one of y'all want to go push Lotto, EAC?
Because there's only enough room for like six people,
and there's pretty much y'all. Let's run enough room for like six people and this pretty much y'all what was that sorry okay let's run heck yeah so we can only get one of y'all so okay
i was like either one we can always rotate too you know we're down the running for a little bit
oh okay well yeah no but at least have those first start timbo you don't run a project
kind of what's up bro i know bro i was trying to show you my shit, baby.
Oh, then Timbo gets the spot.
Y'all figure it out, but y'all already know
there's certain people that just get priority.
I mean, there's just
that. Timbo is an amazing
connector, man. I've never
met someone that freely gives
without expecting anything in return.
Well, expect it this time. You for sure in there.
So, yeah, let's get it. Appreciate you show in there. So, yeah, let's get it.
Appreciate you, my boy.
Yeah, but so when has that stream started?
Just whenever we end here?
Yeah, just whenever we want to wrap up.
Well, for people that don't have time to join the stream,
who wants the show now?
Let's prioritize that.
Hey, stop coming on.
I don't know if you know your mic keeps coming off me
anyways um martin take it easy bro you got back noise over there um yeah let's get hyperion that
that food's always busy show us some stuff bro because i know you probably can't make the stream
or can you you want to try period on the stream no i can't make it i'm working on code and i got
to run to uh phoenix actually but um i just wanted to say we got the official gold check mark today so that's all i want to check in and say so pretty exciting let's freaking
go congrats dude that's a good flex man it's been a while dude i've been rejected twice for the
grokdomus page so yo let's get i'll get in the chat with you to you know because you got it on
the on the first try right yeah i got i got it i applied for it yesterday and i got it um today
on the first try right yeah i got i got it i applied for it yesterday and i got it um today
man that's freaking sick yo yeah that's dope bro congratulations dude guys we're doing some big
things with hyperion we're not forced launching any token nothing like that but we got an indicator
coming out uh and just a bunch of freaking stuff we're shipping so follow the homie check them out
have a good day bro yeah yeah appreciate it yeah. Appreciate it, guys. Thank you.
Talk soon.
You already know.
He's just a supporter.
Just came up here to say what's up.
But give us the update.
Go check.
Congratulations, dude.
That's tight.
That means you're verified and it's verifiable.
Yeah, exactly.
But I'll have an update for everybody here soon.
So big stuff happening in the background.
But, yeah, that's pretty much it guys
take care thank you all right for show dog trader max i just launched a ticker i'm struggling it's
just me by myself i need a telegram utility tool something that can just provide value for me
you know help me as a as a new founder you know i just entered the space within the last year, and I think I know everything, but clearly
I don't.
So it's an uphill battle for me.
I'm lost.
I'm sidestepping everywhere.
I'm walking on eggshells.
My goodness.
How can you help me, Trader Max?
How can you personally be just my lighthouse?
Well, it's sort of a condition of putting you on the road, right?
Get you into, you know, a little bit of learning, a little bit of doing, a little bit of information,
a little bit of guidance, personal help, you know, and that comes with, you know,
just having a good portal system that you can navigate and work through, get rewarded for learning.
We have all kinds of course element systems
over our SAS program called Panther Pilot.
So there's just a lot of ton of stuff over there.
So, but you can start it off with Telegram,
turn it into W2 system,
which you start getting learning systems,
access to YouTube videos and building content.
We have teams for it all.
So we could build it into Telegram.
We could build it in a D app.
We could build it on web systems or whatever you want.
Yeah, that is mega cool, man.
I can't wait to run a train show with you
and really get plugged in
and get it all dialed up, dude.
This is going to be fun, man.
I'm interested in just kind of having the ensuite
of tools at at you know just all in one spot but also the customizable part you know that that's
really working with the dude directly shipping you know the product so yeah i'm pretty bullish
dude i can't i can't wait to to work with you in that capacity so we can level up our, you know, our discords, our telegrams, all that stuff, dude.
Heck yeah.
On a quick note from what you guys were talking about before, we went a different way with Shogun.
We didn't really try to hype up the coin as much.
We did have a whole bunch of beginning hypers and everything and whales that were in the beginning.
But we kind of came after the service of stuff.
And that takes, that's a hard, that's a long sell, right? We're here building and what we have built over the past
almost a year now we're coming up our 10th we are in our 10th month of building.
We built a company that has been assessed for $4.25 million with a professional assessment team.
And it came out this way because of everything we have like Shogun Fusion, the NFT network,
the the Anvil Bod, the web service, our show, all of our tools and everything that we have built
that's behind the scenes, our AI agent network, all of that, but it's been built behind the
scenes. So not a lot of people know about it. Now that you can actually get percentages coming from
the actual company has nothing to do with the coin. The coin can still raise and you can still
make money with it, but I want you to trade it. I want you to use our An nothing to do with the coin. You know, the coin can still raise and you can still make money with it,
but I want you to trade it.
I want you to use our Anvil bot with the, you know,
trading the coin and making some money off of it, right?
Because there's going to be a lot of traffic.
But with us,
it was all about just sort of pushing the narrative of building services to
help others. And the coin will come, you know, we're still,
I own 783 million of the actual coin.
So it's not like I'm sitting on, you know, a bunch of, you know, 100,000 or 200,000 coin.
I own, you know, the majority of it.
Our relatives, my family, it's a family business.
My son, my wife, my daughter-in-law, all of them have a substantial amount of the
coin as well. So I could probably say we control with our top tier people about close to 90% of
the coin. And we do that for a reason because who else can you trust? Ghost was talking about
earlier that you sort of make these contacts of people that become family to you. And that's what we've done for those that have not lasted. I'm sorry, but for those that have been here,
you're all going to be very wealthy. But again, we don't, we don't live that on our sleeve. You
know, you, you only find that by building relationship with me, which you're going
to be seeing here very soon, what that relationship is. One or something. Yeah's that's exciting stuff man let's uh
like there's just so many questions i got like a full like even deeper ama we can always do that
because uh but i would love to do it on stream so we can just screen share and like utilize all
the service the platform everything you got bro i think that would be sick so yeah i can i can invite you over i can invite you over to stream yards you know we have a
really professional account over there uh we can do we can do something behind the scenes
yeah yeah max before bro he knows exactly how to get there and everything bro you guys can
definitely right well i'll have this master chat of all the the content creators on stream and
stuff so ghost i'll add Ghost, I'll add you.
Max, I'll add you. You know,
who else wants to get plugged into that chat?
All the streamers. Who's down? Martin,
you in? I'm in for sure. It's Mossimo.
Mossimo. Mossimo's in.
Martin, you in? I'll put
Brad down, baby. Brad's in.
EAC? I'm down. I'm down.
Martin's down. EAC, you down?
Yeah, sure. Yeah, I'm in.
No, no. EAC's not, no, no.
I heard sure.
That's not a confident freaking answer.
Dude, what the heck is that?
EAC, come on.
Let's look and goo.
There you go.
Okay, that's the freaking, you know.
All right, Andrew, did you create the chat yet?
Yeah, just created it.
You called it the Blue Dilly.
That's freaking hilarious, bro.
I don't know if that's the name we want to go with for a master chat of content, but I guess. I don't think I called it the Blue Dilly. That's freaking hilarious, bro. I don't know if that's the name we want to go with for a master chat of content, but I guess.
I don't think I called it the Blue Dilly.
Somebody else changed that for sure.
Oh, definitely somebody changed that.
That was DCA.
Of course.
What's up, the Master Dilly?
The Master Dilly chat.
I guess you can call it that, the Master Dilly.
But, yeah, no, I'll start adding you guys here in a little bit,
and we'll freaking get down there.
But that's going to be tight.
Let's get to who hasn't spoken yet.
Who gets the mic?
Yo, Martin.
What's up, Shiloh?
I'm Sam, bro.
We're waiting on these phone numbers.
So today is the day, baby.
I'm currently on SIM.
I'm using the phone number and the data right now as we speak.
Guys, I've been testing this since yesterday and making sure it works because the last thing i want is for tech to go out and every single dmb oh man my phone
number doesn't work well that's because you're in iran and shahira law so we're going to be very
particular about the fact that there's some countries where we cannot work it around but
if you know what a vpn is i'm not saying you know but yeah we have that going on
and then when phone numbers do go live we're gonna wait for you know new investors to come in before
we do the buyback i don't want to do the buyback at this level now because it seems greedy i'll be
honest with you guys because it's not a small buyback i'll tell you that much uh also alpha
when we do hit 250k we do have three whales that are willing to put up a hundred
thousand cash into the token so if you're a trader feel free to trade just know that it's
gonna go up on that alone the buyback i would say healthy is about 30 uh not 30 about 15 percent of
that so we got a lot coming up there's been been a lot going on. I finally settled down, even though my house is in boxes.
But here we are, right?
So SIM will be moving.
If you're a trader, you only do charts.
Understand that, yeah, we're right there at that cusp,
at the tip of that bull flag right now.
We're ready to pop, guys, and we're going places.
Dude, no KYC, phone numbers, phone numbers e sims for travelers digital nomads
crypto people they can just carry their number carry whatever whenever that's sick dude um you
don't waste a whole ton of data being on x and like certain certain things so i'm sure it goes
a long way have you figured out like a metric or like what's the average data that a user will use on a daily basis?
Or like how does that work?
So in general, so all of us that have unlimited right now, on a monthly basis, I say that we use about 30 to 40 gigs.
Right now, if you're someone that's watching Netflix nonstop, you're obviously going to plow right through that.
That being said, though, we are providing an unlimited plan as well.
So we'd be matching with like Verizon, T-Mobile, Mint Mobile, all of those companies.
And we're trying to beat their price, obviously. Right.
However, it does get tough because we are a no KYC.
While they can collect their data and sell it to make a double dip, we aren't doing that.
So our pricing will be competitive.
We will beat them.
I'll tell you that much.
We will beat a lot of these companies and not by like 30 cents, by like about a dollar a gig on average.
Right now we're doing it at 0.05 a gig, but we're going to drop that down to 0.01 when the phone numbers roll out.
And also every sale 50 of every
sale goes right back to the token once we get to 10 supply of the team we burn every percent after
that yeah that's the metrics are gonna gonna be fun man just hitting those milestones keep cooking dude you
keep showing up now that you're moved that shit exciting stuff man oh yeah congrats on it too
brother like like that's that's amazing what you've done man i'm yeah really proud to hey
just really proud of you bro thank you bro i've been working at my ass off for this one i mean
how do i put it symbol everything that has been
made for this token has gone right back into the token not a single penny that i've had hasn't gone
towards this project whether it be licensing which isn't free guys all right or getting
licensing in other countries uh we actually had to hire a lawyer for the middle east because
there's a lot of litigation when it comes to this sort of stuff because the no KYC thing brings its own amount of problems. Even in Canada, we had an issue, but
we got lucky there. There's a friend of ours that works for the government there, and he said,
hey, look, let me take care of this. We'll find out a way to get it done. And so here we are,
guys. So today's the day we roll them out. I'm not going to say exactly what time,
but just know that the chart will reflect when the phone numbers come out.
All right.
Let's freaking cook.
UNFII was good.
What's up, guys?
Did you want to do a quick shill and a little update on what we got going?
And sort of like
Martin, we're thinking of this long-term as in, how do we secure our chart and ensure
it goes up without having to rely on Hopium?
And those who realize what's coming understand that this is a smart time to get in.
So I pinned it up to the top.
We've just launched our advertising platform on uh the plat on this platform it's going to be
offering text and banner ads both in the intro and in screen in chat so you're getting people
who are interested looking into crypto a great place to market and advertise your project or
crypto related services that money for people to go and buy ads they're going to have to buy it
using unip ai that's how we're going to charge anywhere between about a little under one solana
to a little under five solana worth when they buy that goes right into the chart at the same time
every time that they buy we are going to one-to-one burn supply so if the lowest amount
is 500 000 unit AI for an advertising spot when they make their payment when it you know at a
certain time in the week randomly we're not just going to do it every time they that they buy in
automatically at a certain point we're going to go and burn one-to-one supply of all advertising revenue that comes in.
This supercharges the chart.
This brings attention.
This brings momentum.
This brings volume.
So it's a great time to enter.
It's a great time to advertise your project.
And when it comes to bringing on people for advertising, I want to do a special deal over here for people in the space if you
mention that you came through clutch's space we'll give you let's do a hundred thousand dollars in
free a hundred thousand dollars a hundred thousand tokens in free advertising credit but you have to
make sure that you tell me you came through clutch's space you're hearing it here this is
not posted elsewhere we'll give you a hundred thousand UNFAI
in advertising credit as a special because clutch is a homie and he's put just good energy for
everybody and I want to show that love and support back to the people in this little circle here
now it just it gets better though we're not just saying we're advertising we're doing more we'll
do an AMA space with you and I'm great at hosting spaces where you can tell your community and others about your project, bring attention.
It'll be recorded. You can use the sound clips. We'll make a post for you and we'll do a full AI
breakdown thread of your project. Now, the cool thing about it, we just did one for the Valentine
community. I think it has already over 2000 impressions on that breakdown thread. This highly valuable content that you can help share to others about
not just we're good community, we have good meme, but actual data and metrics that your team and
community can share to others to bring value in ways that are quantified and help others see your
project through exposure and through
learning more about what makes it special. So you can see the pin post, shoot me a DM or shoot us
an email. But that just went live today. And we'll have more announcements of that over today and
tomorrow as well. But again, this is something that's going to supercharge the chart. We control
the supply and
that means no one can just go and dump on us or wreck charts and when this advertising revenue
and other streams start pushing that chart upwards it just keeps going upwards and it goes even
faster when we're burning supply as we bring in the revenue so remember if you come here
and you contact us and you say hey we came through clutch
we give a hundred thousand unit ai in advertising credits to you guys
that's sick bro so try out the product for free that's quite a bit
unify token is that's around what 0.1.2 solana worth of credits
but 0.1, 0.2 Solana worth of credits?
So it goes towards the credits,
so our minimum advertising spend is about 500,000 unit AI,
which right now it's a good deal,
because remember, as the chart goes up, prices go up.
That's just how it works.
Token demand is the token demand,
and with higher price, I know the market cap's what,
like 2.8 mil or something like that?
Last time I had to see it.
2.8, 2.9, something like that. time i had 2.8 2.9 something like that
i mean it hovers with solana moving around and you see a person you gave a giveaway to here and
there sell a few dollars but no one's really selling at all but it's a flywheel advertising
money comes in goes into the chart we burn supply prices go up on advertising and it continues to
go up good time to get into a solid token that actually has a game plan and roadmap to go up on advertising and it continues to go up good time to get into a solid token
that actually has a game plan and roadmap to go up but 100 000 unit AI now is approximately 0.2
0.1 0.1 soul 0.2 soul so instead of spending 500 000 on the advertising uh 500 000 unit AI it would
cost you 400 000 or you could you know do 500 000 in the
beginning and you have a hundred thousand dollar credit whatever you want I mean we're pretty easy
to work with on that now that's sick man so providing the proof of work we're gonna plug in
he's uh you know he's been doing some marketing for grokdom. Not a surprise that the token has held through,
has held an insane floor.
More and more tokens just keep getting secured by chads versus frickin' punk-ass liars.
I mean, every jeet has a reason.
I understand it.
So just don't overextend yourself, guys.
We all know what it is.
It's the desperation of trying to act cool.
I have a lot of supplies, so you aped a lot, but then you clearly couldn't hold the line because you needed your money. It's understandable desperation of trying to act cool. I have a lot of supplies, so you aped a lot,
but then you clearly couldn't hold the line
because you needed your money.
It's understandable, man.
Rent comes calling, mortgage comes calling, food.
You hungry?
Your health?
Things happen.
Always prepare for what you're not sure of
instead of trying to live life with this crazy hopium
that's really just greed disguised as any form of ambition or,
you know what I'm saying? Like, you're just not being smart.
So these are the types of products that help you make better decisions,
informed decisions, AI, tools that help dissect and really work things through.
Yeah, 100%. You have many valuable points over here you're bringing
exposure to your product you have something that can create content for you and you're able to send
them to even where the tools are and say hey look at what it says about my token this is the value
or just research your own tokens and as more and more people gain exposure more momentum hits more people have eyes
on your project and if you're smart you double dip and you get advertising for your project and
you buy the token knowing that you're literally sort of paying yourself by advertising if you're
a holder of unif ai it's it's a win-win on all ends uh but you have to make sure you mention
that you came through clutch for that hundred thousand dollar promo.
We're not putting that up anywhere else.
You're not going to see that posted or anything.
Yeah.
Coming in clutch,
baby.
You see,
I always try to deliver y'all,
you know,
thanks for the fricking.
And all that we did have,
Mossimo and,
and ghost.
I think Sherry comes from your community
Right?
I think Sherry
Is a lotto member
Absolutely
An OG, baby
Yeah, she sucks
What a freaking legend
So, yo, Sherry, I appreciate you
You know, a lot
It means a lot that you would be willing to You know, tip that Every month, I appreciate you, you know, a lot. It means a lot that you would be willing to, you know, tip that.
Every month I want you to know Tree Fitty comes to my pockets
because Elon keeps 150 for Texas to pay the, you know, the fee for Apple.
They always got to get their share.
So I don't mind that Tree Fitty goes a long way.
I will add you
to a chat and also you get priority mics anytime you want to request to come up and speak if there's
a non-subscriber up here i will boot them and then add you to it so appreciate that cherry and uh
you know definitely means a lot but uh yo unify uh you can help tokens in a lot of ways dude so
i've been we've been really scoping it out you know we got hr always going through your platform looking at things
hermit is great he's more than such a than than just like some monotone giant that lives in a
cave and does the grog bets of the day he's actually a freaking big brain bro he's always
looking at stuff and he's developing a plan on how
to use it i love it i mean look at like look on our our page we've been quietly doing grassroots
marketing by doing those polls and then dropping them right into a community there's not many
types of information or post from a place like ours that can drop into a community, a six-thread,
you know, six-post thread with a video promoting our services at the end. And the reason we're
able to do it is the content is so valuable for the community. So I encourage also people,
use it for your own communities and projects. Even if you're not advertising, go ahead and use
it. All you have to do, and I'm going to put a post up to help people with this, put in your CA. You'll get all the agents and responses
and the data. You can video it if you want, the screen recording, and then just screenshot each
of their responses and the data. Go to chat GPT. Here, tell it, here's the data. Here's the
information, the content from the thread it
will help you write the content for those posts and in five minutes you have really high value
information and shout out to Moon for really putting this thought in my head in the right way
you have highly valuable information that you can give to others beyond just oh we're a good
community we're a good meme that doesn't stand
out anymore in this busy world on crypto twitter but real data real metrics that come from an
unbiased source is something that's very valuable
that's what's up dude
keep it up man
keep it up
that's awesome
who was speaking just now
Unif AI
that's the homie
sometimes it shows listeners
I'm definitely getting on board with that
yeah dude hit him up dude
as a project
get in there
so there you go
you don't even have to mention me I'm also on the sim team bro so that's one of the homies he's cooking up
i believe in full decentralization and i know people all across the world
so you know just kind of having you know uh this access to phone numbers like i know that's an
issue for some of my cousins in mexico hey that's exactly why i started it
yeah dude so that's yeah this is tight it's cheaper believe it or not they price gouge over
there over over like the data and stuff so you can really like kind of teach them the way dog
and then teach them how to farm and be like the nigerians but dude i can teach these that
members that i'm in and you know right now i'm actually setting up another phone right now with
an e-sim and phone number right now as we speak i'm literally scanning the qr code as we're doing
this bro one day me and andrew like i know y'all say the nigerian like it's just if y'all don't
like the stereotype don't freaking do this me and andrew one day we're on a call and we're like hey bro i just sent the tokens to the
nigerians go watch the chart i literally had just clicked the button five dollars eight dollars
12 bucks it goes quick but hey when you have a good team i mean a good team shout out to alex
out there dude this man i put like raider team this
team isn't like a raider team they're like a believer team and like they're on board with us
at sim and like if i tell them like yo guys this is the guy we need to get they will ratio anyone's
comments or anything like that so if you're looking for a proper team that isn't going to
steal from me just shoot me a dm these guys are legit and they
believe in your project they actually buy in they don't have much to buy in with don't get me wrong
without but it's not even about that working for your bags like i always tell them like yo i'm
giving you these tokens so you can get some on the upside bro one time we gave these tokens to
these people the same group at like sub 50k and they all cheated freaking token ran to a milli dog like
yeah so it's like like I can't
I can't like what am I gonna do for you
dog like if like I'm trying to give you
this and tell you hey we're trying to run this up
you only could take the course to water
yeah why would I take a deal
with someone and not freaking want to run
it up I don't want to be part of your token if it doesn't
run uh you know if it's like
a freaking crapper you know I'm saying but now when people have utility then cool man i'm more patient with
it i roll differently it's created right like everyone keeps using this flywheel term and i
think a lot of us are assuming what it is a lot of us don't know what it is there's a lot of
different definitions of what a flywheel is guys but ultimately what my take on a flywheel is is
that when you have a token you have something externally outside of hype and mart like some
sort of crypto marketing that can genuinely pump money back into your project now fees are one
thing yeah if you're farming fees yeah it's one thing right but when you have something tangible out there that can actually create real world money and it's like for me personally speaking
here it the normies can get this all right they could get i'm bridging the whole crypto to like
normie like twitter thing all in one shot with them getting phone numbers because yeah we're
gonna add an apple pay button and stripe in the future as we grow but i really want to instill that this is a crypto-based web 3 company and
when we start taking care taking over that market share you'll see because i don't want to sell out
to mint mobile or t-mobile or verizon i'd rather be that number one company that came out of web
three and you guys here were my first believers.
Well, take out Verizon, bro.
These fools keep raising the bill.
I finally left the team over over the last 12 months,
and, bro, I am a believer.
The Starlink contract, I don't know if they've mentioned it publicly yet or not,
but it's legit, bro.
Okay, so that's Starlink contract.
So when they were going through that, I was emailing, calling everybody at Tesla or anyone who worked for SpaceX, anything.
Old friends, friends from Caltech that I used to go to school with.
And they're like, yeah, man, you should definitely get on that.
So we're actually in talks about being able to get a lease, as I would say, lease satellite space from Starlink in the coming future.
Yeah.
I love it.
There you go, man. Well, guys,
we're only contractually obligated to give you guys two
hours. We've been here three hours.
Is it three hours?
Yeah, it's three hours in, baby.
Brad, what's up, dog?
What's up, Brad?
Yeah, so am I rugged?
A little fast.
You're good, man.
Good, good, good.
Yeah, I was switching over to the Wi-Fi at Walmart earlier, man.
It had me messed up between Verizon and that.
It'd be getting me out here.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, for sure.
No, you're good, ma'am.
Yes, ma'am, have a blessed one.
So I was going to ask Martin real quick.
Bro, have you, like, thought about, like, I don't know, like, partnering up with, like, giving, like, a secondary, like, a person, like Trev or somebody like that that you could probably easily get in contact with and seeing about hooking him up with a phone.
It's funny. Not a phone, but, like, a thing. thing yeah it's funny you got to prep because we go back bro like
body shots high school kind of back like i've seen him like long story short like homeboy and i like
we met now it's like been a while right so i'm like yeah different but um yeah dude um we have
a few people on board that you know got some weight i know rockmas likes us i know ian likes
us like this we got rude's lounge on board we have banksy on board we have dame xbt on board
who will be bringing on moon pie as well um working on board on garbana but i think i
might have annoyed i'm like the few weeks ago before vacation so i'm not just you know put
the bricks on that one but yeah dude in terms of like faces like that yeah i i will be bringing
on board for marketing but at very strategic times because for example like i know ape very
well as well he's my cuban bro but I can't necessarily use ape right now or blood right now
because I just feel like it would create that pump and dump. And whenever a pump and dump happens on
any chart, who's the people that get blamed? The team. Even if the team doesn't sell a penny,
even to this day right now, I get blamed for the chart. I'm saying you sell it on your head. And
I'm like, buddy, I've been buying the dips. So if there's anything, dude, yeah.
And if bread, you got anyone that you feel is a good suggestion, dude, my inbox,
my DM is always open for that.
I'm always ready and happy to work with that because at the end of the day,
regardless what kind of reputation these people have, guys,
I'm looking for exposure because the tech speaks for itself and the team does as well.
So if you guys go oh no not
that guy not that guy i get it i understand but it's like saying hey don't put that billboard
on a cienega because xyz drives down that street i still want that billboard and i'm still gonna get
it in terms of billboards yeah i am actually getting one on a cienega and sepulveda and then
in new york we're actually talking to a team that does like those of the the screen ads in times square it turns out it's not as expensive as i
thought so we may have a times square ad just for the cloud coming soon it's more for the marketing
marketing for the months to come but but uh yeah man well brett you couldn't really fix your mic
and all that stuff and as you guys know, we're going to start wrapping this up.
This is it.
Like, I gave you guys three hours, an extra hour.
I had to deliver some value because Ghost came in in the second hour,
which is usually the variety hour.
That's why I invited you over to those Ghosts.
That's when you have fun.
And this time you just happened to get a blue dilly, you know, up your earlobe.
And that's just neither here nor there.
If you weren't part of that conversation, this conversation that I'm having now with you guys is going to feel a little weird.
But just understand, it really was.
Hey, everybody, raid the blue dilly pin post up top that DCA just made.
We don't care right now.
I guess we do because we want you to go to Chicago.
This is going to be a fun time.
This is everybody's bag.
We should all care.
That's true.
We want this to plus 1,400.
I'm a man of the people.
Holly Market has it at a high percentage, bro.
70 per 66% has arisen.
Go check the odds.
It doesn't matter.
Look, go read that post.
Go work for your bags.
There's a stream that's going to get started.
We'll freaking be on it, but I won't be
hosting it. I got a bunch
of stuff to do. I do appreciate
you guys. Oh, I fixed it where all you guys are going to be able to
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