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How to attract women with crypto
Recorded: Dec. 6, 2023 Duration: 1:05:51Space Recording
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Hello, check, check, check.
I think this is working.
One, I'm trying to use my headphones lately on Bluetooth and it's been kind of sketchy.
Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
Like I can't hear, I could hear the music, the lobby music, but then when I put my headphones
on, I couldn't hear it.
So the title of this space is How to Attract Women with Crypto.
I'm going to go through a seven-step procedure on how exactly you can attract beautiful women,
the women of your dreams, with nothing but cryptocurrency.
So if you're sitting in front of a computer alone, switching the browser window back and
forth between some perp stacks and pornography, and you're just stuck in a cycle of constantly
jerking off and losing money or gaining money, this space is for you.
And I would highly recommend you bookmark it and use it to your ability to change your
life, start a family, have children, make love, don't even just have sex, but actually make
love with beautiful women of all colors and creeds.
You need to experience a variety of life.
So yeah, that's what we're going to talk about.
But before I dive into it, I had a really interesting Twitter engagement that I wanted to talk about.
It made me chuckle today.
So I was perusing the, I think it's the for you section or the following section.
And I come across this tweet, I'm not going to mention who said it, but they posted these
two charts and one was of, or it wasn't charts rather, it was like some kind of report, I guess.
And one was from Coinbase and it said that Coinbase had 9,000, 9,000 BTC, I guess, in their reserves
or whatever.
And then the other company had 9,100 Bitcoin in their reserves.
Now it had no other information about these two companies, but I thought the person was
just posting these two images side by side to say, Hey, look, Coinbase has run so far and
they have 9,000 Bitcoin and this other company has barely even run at all.
In fact, the price has been down over the last month and they have more Bitcoin on reserve
than Coinbase.
So this is an opportunity.
And I thought that's what they were saying, but I just made an assumption and I assumed wrong
because my response to this was, why would you not just buy Bitcoin directly instead of
relying on like a third party company, right?
Like Coinbase, right?
Coinbase goes up and down with the price of Bitcoin many times.
So a lot of these TradFi companies, a lot of these equities, they're going to go up and
down based on the price of Bitcoin just because as Bitcoin goes up, more people get interested,
more people sign up for Coinbase, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
But that's not what the purpose of this Twitter spat, it wasn't really a spat, but it was just
a funny engagement.
So I comment on the thing and I'm like, why not just buy Bitcoin instead of relying on a
third party?
Like why invest in Coinbase and be worried about whatever other risk comes with that if
it's so tightly tied to Bitcoin or if the only thing you're worried about is their Bitcoin
reserves?
I'm sure there's other reasons to buy into Coinbase.
Why not just buy Bitcoin directly and then you can self-custody and blah, blah, blah.
And the guy comes back with, what would I do then?
I would have to go set several institutional headquarters on fire and ruin several more
lives and would be in prison.
Be right back, actually calling the courthouse and telling them I don't owe anyone anything
and I'm just not going to comply with anything.
So clearly I did not understand the context of what this person is talking about and I
think this person is like going schizo on me.
I don't owe any taxes, accounting or payments to a system that looted my family or protected
the looters more.
I don't know.
I guess maybe they owe a huge tax bill.
I mean, I've been there.
That's us.
I thought they were just like posting pictures of things they wanted to invest in.
And I asked a genuine question when I was like, hey, have you considered just like an
investment in Bitcoin and then they went off on like a seven tweet rage about burning
down the institutional buildings and ruining people's lives?
I just I don't know.
I hope that person has a better day and I hope I didn't offend them by suggesting that
maybe they just buy Bitcoin.
Thanks for those who have joined in early here.
Hopefully we have a great space today.
The title is How to Attract Women with Crypto, something that I've done many times in my
life and something that I'm going to give you guys my seven step, my seven step playbook
basically on this.
And this is the first time that really anybody's ever talked about this.
But, you know, I want to preface this by saying that, you know, we live in a new digital
era wherein, you know, you used to have to be in shape, you used to have to go to the
gym, you used to have to be able to speak and be social and you used to have to do, you
know, simple things like brushing your teeth, maintaining a decent complexion, potentially
being educated.
You had to do things like go out in public and actually speak with women and meet them
in physical locations.
But since the digital age has taken over, right now, we have dating apps, we have social
media apps that can, you know, they can change and they can digress into slipping into one's
DMs, as people like to say, and they could turn into dates, they could turn into actually
meeting the people in person.
I always thought that was weird, though, if you dated someone online.
Imagine if you dated someone online, you never met them in person.
Um, and then like, I guess maybe you exchange pictures, but you know, like people that send
each other pictures, I'm not going to send you like the worst picture of me ever, right?
I'm going to like, you know, fluff myself up a little bit.
I'm going to like Photoshop 40 pounds away.
I'm going to, you know, do all kinds of things to make myself look beautiful.
And then I'll send you the picture.
So you don't actually even really know what people look like when you date them online.
So how nerve wracking must it be if you, if you've only ever dated someone online and,
and then you have to like go meet them in person.
Finally, that's a strange, uh, dynamic, I guess, but you know, two people in love, if
it's true love, right.
It doesn't matter what the person looks like.
Like there's this, uh, reality show my wife watches, uh, love is blind.
I think it's, there's a couple, but I think it, this one's called love is blind where you
date people like through a wall, uh, and you, and you just get to know them based on their
personality.
Right.
And I mean, most of the people on the show are relatively attractive, although I think
it would be hilarious if they threw like an absolute knuckle dragging troll into the mix,
like just the kindest kind hearted, like guy who's just like, you know, he's, he's, uh,
he, he's a nice guy.
And like some, some woman who's just like loves them and maybe she's like, maybe she's
34 and she's starting to get a little bit nervous and wants to settle down.
And, and finally thinks she met like, you know, Prince charming and she's like, wow,
this is like a nice guy.
And then, and then they do a reveal after you've decided that you want to get married to this
person.
And this guy's just a beast, like just, just greasy, huge, like disgusting.
Uh, but he's, he's very kind hearted.
I would love to see the woman's reaction to that.
Uh, but for most, for most, for the most part, they, they, everybody on the show is
attractive.
So that kind of ruins it.
Right.
That's not fun.
Like, Oh, I, I fell in love with your personality through a wall.
And then when you reveal yourself, it turns out you're attractive.
Like, that's not fun.
Right.
The, the drama of the show comes when it's like, Oh, well, I just met you, you know, fucking
three weeks ago.
So, and now we have to move in together and get married, but that, you know, that's under
any circumstance, that's like a dramatic situation.
Right.
So the whole love is blind part of it, uh, I think is just, it would be more interesting
if there were ugly people involved in the show and like, they fell in love with ugly
people and then had to reveal them at the end.
But anyway, that was a total departure from what we're here to talk about, which is of course
my seven step program, uh, for how to pick up women with crypto.
And this is something that I've done.
You know, I'm, I'm married now.
I walk the straight and narrow, uh, God forbid my wife is upstairs listening to me, uh, give
this, give the seminar.
Uh, she'll definitely have some questions to ask me afterwards, but, um, this is a seven
step program that I've used in many different occasions.
Um, and it's, it's how to get women with crypto.
And it's really only been made possible, I'd say, uh, since the coming of the digital age
in order to, um, you know, to, to basically, uh, flex your wealth, uh, online in a way that,
um, you weren't able to do before.
And, you know, a lot of people think that NFTs, uh, are stupid.
I think like board ape yacht club is, is bullshit.
Um, and it's like the Rolex, like you wear a Rolex.
Um, it's, it's like flashing your wealth and a lot of NFTs and the expensive NFTs are like
that. Um, but it, one of the use cases of that is if you do own an NFT, you can
basically prove, uh, to a woman online, how much, how much nominal wealth you have
by flexing like a board ape yacht club profile picture, um, and digitally proving
that you own it.
Um, you know, that's, uh, that's one way that you could do that.
Uh, that's a use case of NFTs is, is, you know, flexing, um, flexing your muscles for
the, for the women online.
So anyway, uh, the seven step program that you're all waiting for.
So number one is you need to choose a strong, uh, smelling crypto.
And what do I mean by a strong smell?
Right.
I mean, that's like such a weird thing.
Like you don't, crypto doesn't smell right.
It's on a screen.
Uh, it's, it's in, it's in cyberspace.
You can't smell it.
It's zeros and ones in a server somewhere on a blockchain, you know, in a, in a lab
inside, uh, an Amazon, uh, server inside a farmhouse in Southern Indiana.
I can't smell it.
Right.
But you need to understand that women have a very keen sense of smell so they can smell
things that even sometimes don't have a scent.
And, you know, crypto you'd think would be the last thing that actually has a smell to
it, uh, but it in fact does.
And I would, I would actually ask some, you know, women, if you know, any of them, even
if you don't know any women, I'm sure you have a mother, everyone has a mother, uh, ask
her if, if she thinks crypto, what, what would she say just tell her the name of the crypto?
Uh, because some, sometimes women can just imagine smells, uh, they, they start to go
through, uh, something called menopause, or they start to, uh, have hot flashes and they
start to imagine smells.
And so we need to use that to our advantage as someone who is, is crypto rich, or you
don't even have to be crypto rich, right?
You really just need to follow these, these seven steps.
Uh, and the first step is choose a strong smelling crypto.
You need something that is going to, uh, is going to, uh, tickle the senses, going to
peak the, uh, nostril senses of, of the women.
Uh, the second, the second key here in step two in how to attract women with crypto is you
need to use small portions.
Uh, you don't need to flex large amounts of crypto right away.
You want to leave an air of mystery.
Uh, I have, I have what I would consider docs wallets that I use where, uh, maybe my, you
know, my PFP picture now, uh, people could look that up and figure out what, what wallet
that's in, but, but there's a very small portion in there, right?
Women are looking at, uh, my, my financial background and they're wondering, Hmm, is
he rich?
Is he poor?
Why does he have this PFP?
Why does, where does, what is this other account that he keeps sending money to or money
from, right?
It needs to be, uh, just like anything with women, right?
Did I lose my connection?
Can you guys give me some emoji, uh, reactions?
In here.
God.
Uh, okay.
Emoji reactions.
If you can hear me, I see some.
What the fuck?
I'm in like the worst.
You think my, you think my home internet would be, uh, decent enough to like run a fucking
phone call.
Uh, I'm going to bring up, up.
Okay.
Um, did I, where did I cut off?
Did I cut off?
I think you cut off for me, but you could have cut off.
I don't, I don't know why you're thinking that, but maybe somebody else.
Oh, my phone, my phone gave me an alert that said connection lost.
But, uh, if I sound good now, I'll just turn off wifi and just go on 5e or whatever.
Yeah.
I mean, you sound fine to me.
I don't know if they sound fine to everybody else or how long, you know, it'll last, but
it sounds like you're normal and on wifi.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
I, I, sorry, that would have been, uh, many people just DM to me, uh, on different apps
and, and, and Twitter.
And, uh, I, I know I only got to step two out of seven and I haven't even really, uh, explained
the small portions one yet.
So it would be a total, it would be a total travesty if we just stopped at, at step two
on how to, uh, attract women with crypto.
Right.
That would, that would definitely be a cliffhanger.
Yeah.
I like the smell, the smell portion was pretty good.
I was enjoying that.
Yes.
Uh, and, and, you know, that's important.
And, and people, um, often they only think with, um, they only think about things in the
dynamic of the sense that's obvious.
They don't think about, uh, women are these creatures that are very sensitive to, uh, to
touch as, as I know, I, I'm not sure if anybody, uh, I'm not sure if everyone knows that, uh,
but that is something that eventually you can get to, but they're very sensitive to,
to smell.
Um, you know, most women actually are, are, are blind.
Um, they don't see a whole lot.
That's why there's a lot of, uh, car accidents, uh, when women are driving.
And that's just a matter of fact is, is women's sense of seeing is not as good as
their keen sense of smell.
So, you know, where they make up, uh, where they, where they lack in some senses, of course,
they, they make up in others.
And that's, um, you know, that's step one here is choose a strong smelling, uh, crypto.
So step one, choose a strong smelling crypto step two, small portions, right?
We want to obfuscate our wealth because this can weed out a lot of the, um, a lot of the,
like people who are posing as women that are really just in it for the money.
Um, there's a lot of women online who are actually men.
Uh, so we want to make sure we weed those out because this is how to attract women in
crypto.
I could do a, an entire separate, uh, conversation on how to attract men with crypto.
Um, that is a 15 step, uh, program.
It's actually more simple though, even though it's, it's almost, it's more than twice as
many steps, um, there's some redundancies built in there to, to make it more of a long lasting
thing.
Um, but, but anyway, that's a totally different conversation.
So step one, choose a small, strong smelling crypto step two, small portions.
Step three is placement, right?
We want to place the crypto in areas where women and their activity has been noticed,
right?
So this can be, um, near, uh, near dance clubs.
Uh, if you're looking for like the younger women, this can be near churches, church choirs.
Uh, if you're looking for more of like the trad calf version of a woman, uh, this could
be at hair salons.
Uh, this could be at the place where the women that do like the eyelashes.
Um, that's a huge fad now, um, a huge trend rather in, in women's fashion is they have
these, these eyelashes that are so long and so distracting that I feel like a strong breeze
could like injure their eyelids, um, or force them to have whiplash in their neck because
their, their eyelashes are like heavy and they're almost like squinting and can barely
keep their eyes open because of these eyelashes.
Um, go to a place like that.
That's placement of your crypto is going to be very, um, it's going to be very, it's going
to be, what's the word I'm trying to think here.
It's going to vary, uh, based on, you know, the, the type of woman you're looking for.
So, uh, you know, choose wisely choose, you know, if you want to go with more of an urban,
um, placement, or you want to go with more of a rural placement, um, these things are going
to make a huge difference on the type of women that you attract, um, with your crypto.
So, uh, so that's step three.
So, uh, step one, strong smelling step two, small portion step three placement step four
is, uh, you want to use a trap.
Um, so if you're using crypto to trap women, uh, you want to position it in almost like
a bait area of like, like a bait with a mouse.
Um, you want to, uh, position it in a way that is also secured so that the, the woman would
trigger the trap mechanism, but not be able to escape it.
Right.
Um, we don't want her to accidentally knock the crypto, uh, over or somehow trigger the
trap and be able to escape.
Uh, and I see your hand is raised.
If you have a question, please feel free to chime in here.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I'm driving.
Can you hear me?
Yes.
Okay.
Um, until now, I think you are full of bullshit.
Is this serious or is it just like a joke?
Well, Anna, I can, I can give you an example of how serious it is.
You see, uh, I began explaining and I only got to step four, uh, and a woman has already
arrived here, uh, to, to talk.
So, uh, this is a very serious space on how to attract women with crypto.
Uh, I just got to the stage where I'm talking about using a trap.
Um, and you know, we, we, we almost have like a real, an example in real time here on how
I can attract women, um, with crypto.
So, uh, feel free to, to sit down and keep your seatbelt buckled.
And we're going to go for a ride here as we continue through steps, uh, five through
seven.
Can I, can I, can I, can I say something about, um, how you're, um, putting down women, like
in a very generalized way, like, um, for example, about smell, eyelashes, beauty, fashion.
Um, I think you're aiming at the, at the very wrong group, if you're talking about that
kind of, it's really, and that woman can't see that much because they smell more, um, that's
like, like, biological nonsense.
Um, and, um, I think if you really want to have a, a serious space, uh, about how to
attract women, I think you should do it in, uh, a way more appropriate way to, uh, to don't,
you, you are putting women down in a way of, like, being, like, stupid, stupid, um, beings
who are only worried about how they look, um, and...
Well, hold on, man.
I, I never, I never used the word stupid.
I, I, and, and you did mention earlier you're driving.
Uh, I did mention that women weren't great at driving, so please, please make sure that
you're wearing your seatbelt as you drive and also now talk on the phone.
Uh, so you want to, you know, generalizations, hey, generalizations, but we're getting some,
some pretty, uh, concrete evidence here.
Uh, but, and I, I, I do think, uh, maybe you missed step three, which was placement, right?
So some women, like with the eyelashes, right?
That's, if that's the type of woman you're into, uh, you would need to place your, your
crypto in that environment.
However, uh, if you're interested in, like a woman like yourself, and what, what are some
things you like to do if, if I were to place my crypto, uh, to attract you, where, where
would it be a good place to, to place it to, to catch your attention?
To get my attention?
Well, I think, um, I think the woman who are, um, uh, who are attractive to crypto doesn't
necessarily has to be put in a specific place or, for example, what you said, with small
portion, like if they can't handle that much at one time, um, uh, if you, that you have
to put your, uh, advertisement or marketing at beauty salons, um, or whatever, that's,
that's, they're not a woman that are actually not interesting.
So when they won't, either if you put like marketing or posters or whatever in a beauty
salon or, or a dress, a hairdresser or whatever, that won't work at all.
So, um, so, um, I think if you really would think about this, really think about this instead
of just like, um, summing up like a few things that came across your mind quickly.
Well, well, and, and, and with all due respect, this is a seven step process tried and true
that I've tested multiple times.
I will listen to the next steps and then I will give you a comment.
Okay.
And, you know, we appreciate the feedback here.
Um, you, you of course have only heard steps one through four.
I, I'm going to recap them again for you guys.
It's, uh, choose a strong smelling crypto.
Use small portions.
Uh, placement is necessary.
Of course, you're going to need to place the crypto somewhere as Anne rebuked.
Um, maybe I picked too shallow of, of examples there.
And if you're looking for shallow women, uh, then of course, you know, the beauty salon,
the eyelash door, the, um, you know, the, the, the dance hall, uh, the rave, uh, places
like that.
But you could also go for, uh, you know, the, the church pew on a Sunday morning, um, you
know, the, the bar stool, uh, the living rooms of, of other.
Families, potentially, if you're looking to break up a marriage, I mean, I'm listen,
Anne, I'm agnostic towards the type of women, uh, that you're looking for.
And I don't mean to generalize women, uh, in any way other than, uh, you know, the, the
known fact that they aren't, are, are not great at driving.
Um, but we'll leave that aside for this conversation.
Uh, I do need to move on though.
I need, need to digress here so that we can get through all seven steps and then happy to
hear your feedback.
So, uh, placement was number three, use a trap, of course, number four.
Uh, so we want to trap them and we need them to trigger the trap mechanism, um, without
actually being able to grab the crypto and leave.
Uh, you know, there are times in the past as an inexperienced, um, crypto trader where
I did set a trap and I would come back and see the crypto gone, but the trap's still there.
And, and, you know, the woman gone as well.
And it was, uh, it was disappointing to see that.
So, you know, step four, uh, could, could take a little bit of, um, practice.
I think that's, that's probably the most critical step, uh, is step four there.
Step five is change it up.
Uh, you know, if you notice that the crypto isn't working effectively and, you know, this
takes patience, you should try switching the crypto.
So if you're, you know, maybe you're working with Bitcoin, maybe you're working with a Doge
coin, maybe those coins aren't attractive.
Uh, you should, uh, you should switch it up.
You should always keep things fresh.
Women love the guy that's always onto something fresh.
He's always got new ideas.
He's creative.
He's funny.
He has friends.
He's in a place where he's doing something, right?
He's not asking you what you're doing.
He's already out there doing something.
He's already onto the next crypto.
Uh, he's not coming to you and saying, Hey, uh, you know, Tuesday night, another Tuesday
night, don't feel like cooking.
What crypto should we buy?
No, that's, that's not what women want, right?
Women want you to come to them and they want you to say, Hey, have you heard about this
new Pepe coin?
It's already up 20 X and I'm getting in and I'm, I'm going to actually go and I'm going
to leverage trade on this new exchange.
That's based out of Kazakhstan.
And I didn't even have to KYC.
You could be a little bit dangerous.
Women love men that are dangerous and ride on motorcycles.
Don't KYC.
So change it up.
I think, you know, as hard as step four might be sometimes and as, and as intimidating as
step four can be when you use the trap, um, step five is, is fun and creative and it's
where you can start to really, uh, make up for maybe some of your shortcomings on step
four with, with how strong you can be in step five.
At least that's the way that it's worked out for me.
Step six is safety precautions.
Uh, when, when setting traps with crypto, we want to ensure that they're placed away from
areas where, uh, children and pets can access them.
We would hate to set a crypto trap and accidentally, um, catch like a dog, uh, injure a dog's toe
or foot or have a small child, um, also get injured.
That would be, um, you know, that would just be a bad situation for everyone involved, right?
We're, we're interested in, um, in attracting women with crypto.
We don't want any collateral damage.
So, uh, step five, change it up.
Step six, safety precautions.
And then we want to look at step seven and that's regular checks.
Uh, you need to go and you need to check the traps regularly.
If the crypto dries out or becomes moldy or, uh, it goes down a certain amount of percentage,
we don't want to, um, we don't want to leave the crypto in the trap.
We want to make sure we're changing it.
And this really kind of goes back to step five as well.
But I think that, um, step five is a little bit different because you could use the same
crypto twice in your trap.
You could use Bitcoin, uh, but you want to make sure that,
um, you know, you're just checking the trap, make sure there's not a woman in the trap,
caught in the trap.
And maybe you've forgotten about it.
Now she has nowhere to go.
Um, you know, that's, that's a situation that I've run into a couple of times where I actually
set a trap and forgot about it, uh, and caught a, uh, woman in the trap and was unable to,
um, uh, resuscitate her after I found the trap months later that I had forgotten about.
So, uh, let's just review the quick seven steps here.
Step one is choose a strong smelling crypto.
Uh, remember women have a sense of smell.
They can smell things that us men, we wouldn't even consider how they smell.
Um, they live on a higher plane of, um, of sensual, uh, and sensuality and, and sensual smell.
So make sure you choose a strong smelling crypto.
Step two, small portions.
We don't want to, uh, blow our proverbial load right away.
Um, step three, placement.
And that's, you know, that's, uh, that's where Anne came in and chimed in that maybe,
uh, you need to be, and maybe that means we need to be more, uh, more discerning in that
step than others.
We need to figure out, um, you know, where are we going to place these, uh, this crypto.
Step four, use a trap.
This is the difficult one.
Uh, if you don't have any athletic ability, uh, you might need to practice this.
It's like muscle memory, right?
I've been, I've been practicing, uh, in my free time, I have, uh, two playing cards here
and I've been practicing the snap change of a card and it's, it's a difficult trick to
pull, but you know, I like to pull out party tricks sometimes and impress people.
Like one time I, I just practiced the intro to piano man on a harmonica and I practiced it
for like six months.
Uh, and it's, it's a Billy Joel song.
It's, it's piano man.
I mean, I think a lot of people know it, but, but anyway, I was like, you know, it's funny
because every time you see a harmonica, right?
It's just like someone's dicking around with it.
They blow into it, blow out of it.
Everybody gets sick.
It's like a stupid thing, right?
Like nobody, but I was like, you know, what would be awesome is if I practiced the intro
to piano man and perfected it on a harmonica so that the next time someone busts out a
harmonica, um, I can just, I can just pull it out and it would be like this amazing hidden
talent that I had that nobody knew I had.
And I do the same with, with card tricks.
I do the same with, um, with crypto really.
Uh, and that's what keeps women on their toes.
Um, so the trap is, is much like that.
Um, change it up.
Number five, uh, you know, if, if the crypto isn't working effectively, uh, switch it up,
uh, six safety precautions, uh, this can include, you know, things like PPE, uh, which was a,
which was an acronym that became very popular during the COVID, um, pandemic where we, uh,
you know, we used face guards and eye shields and gloves and, uh, masks and all these things
that, you know, help keep, help keep people safe.
Maybe a, uh, when you're setting the trap, maybe consider using like a high vis vest, neon
green, neon yellow, orange, things that people are going to see.
That they're going to know, Hey, this guy has crypto setting a trap clearly, uh, outside
of the eyelash salon.
Um, you know, let's just back off for him and give him a little bit of room to make sure
this trap can function properly.
Uh, step seven, of course, the final step is regular checks, uh, check your traps regularly.
Um, as I mentioned before, I've had a couple of circumstances where I have, uh, I've in fact
captured a woman in one of my crypto traps and didn't check the trap regularly.
Um, and it was just a total tragedy.
So you want to make sure that you're, you're checking these things regularly at the end
of the day, you know, it's, it's a safe, fun environment that we want to create here,
um, in this crypto and, uh, space and in Twitter spaces.
And, uh, you know, when you, when you're, uh, doing these things, uh, you just want to
make sure that you're, you're doing regular checks.
So that's step, uh, that's steps one through seven right there.
It's really that easy.
Um, you know, if anybody has any feedback, uh, we'll, we'll open the floor for questions and
discussions and had some feedback earlier.
Steffi, I see you've got your hand up.
Uh, let's, let's chat about it.
What if we create a maze?
Yeah.
So there have been, um, some circumstances before where people have created mazes.
Um, the thing about creating a maze and, you know, we've seen some of the more, I would
say analytical men, uh, when they're trying to attract women, they'll, they'll create a
maze and they'll set their crypto at the end of the maze.
Uh, and they'll see like, you can almost sort of watch from a distance, the decision-making
of the women as they sort of navigate the maze and make the right turn and the wrong
turn.
And do they remember the way back to the pathway?
And, uh, you know, I'm much more of a, um, of a fire from the hip type person.
I don't like to, uh, I don't like to treat women as if they're mice.
Um, so, you know, it, it may be, Steffi, you're much more analytical.
You're much more, uh, you know, you, you do like the charting and the, uh, the, the,
the Fibonacci retraces and things.
I'm much more of a gut feeling kind of guy.
So this is really the seven steps as deep as I go into the planning process of this.
But, uh, you know, a maze is perfectly reasonable.
It's something that a lot of people have used in the past.
And I think that's, um, you know, it's, it's why you came up with the idea is because it's
very common for people to, uh, to place their crypto at the end of a maze and, and, and
watch and learn about women as they, uh, you know, bonk heads, uh, run around, go backwards
in the maze, right?
It's, it's almost as if women were driving.
Um, you know, if you put it at the end of a maze, it's, it's very, uh, it's very much
a cluster.
It's very much like a demolition derby.
I feel it's like DeFi.
A maze.
It is.
Yes.
Uh, there are, there are many different ways, uh, you can go many options, uh, for number
to go up or down.
For example, um, in, uh, my Kujira wallet, I got sperm tokens.
I'm pretty sure that's part of the maze.
I'm not really sure how to use them, but maybe some women will be attracted with the sperm
tokens that have been airdropped.
Well, sperm is, is certainly, um, a, you know, um, not the first step to attracting women.
Right.
But at the end of the day, that is sort of implied whenever you are, uh, speaking to
a woman, um, that's, that is attracted to you.
Right.
That's, that's almost like, uh, um, so you're saying elephant in the room with the sperm first.
Um, no, no, I mean, this is, this is how to attract women, um, with crypto.
We, we haven't talked about how to, um, have sex with women with crypto.
That would have to be another, uh, that's actually a, a two-step, uh, program, but, uh, we don't
have quite enough time to dive into that.
But sperm is, is actually the second step of that, uh, particular program.
Uh, it's, it's a very basic program.
Um, it takes a bit of finagling to get from the end of the seven step program here to the
two-step program there.
Uh, you know, it's not just like, Hey, I I've, I've regularly checked my trap and, uh, you
know, that's step seven and then dust off your hands and then go move right over into the
sexual part of, uh, of crypto.
So, right.
But, um, but yeah, that, that is a piece of it.
I do believe sperm is also a type of whale, uh, which might be the context that Kujira
is using.
Am I, am I wrong about that?
Oh, did I read that wrong?
Yeah, I do believe sperm is a type of, of whale, which, which I've heard of, I've heard
of sperm counts.
Is Kujira, what is Kujira?
Is that Japanese for whale?
Um, I don't know.
No idea.
What does Kujira mean?
Uh, it's, it's funny.
I, I've been using the same computer.
I think we talked about this on a, on a space earlier.
I've been using the same machine since 2017.
Uh, so I've gotten the good, what year is it?
I've gotten a good, at least six years out of it.
And I've had to replace keys on the keyboard and then now I've just given up.
So like my E key and my R key are just like pieces of broken plastic that sit on top of
where the button is.
How about this?
So you, you looked up sperm and it came out like SPM then.
Yes.
Uh, how about this?
When I Google, what is Kujira?
Kujira, can you believe what the answer is?
The answer is Kujira is a layer one blockchain built on the Cosmos network.
So they've done a really good job of, uh, creating, uh, creating their, their SEO.
So, uh, what the fuck?
How about, what does Kujira mean?
Uh, I don't know why I got sperm tokens though.
Kujira means whale in Japanese.
So, uh, that, that, I guess we could have just like figured that out without searching
That's kind of what I thought it meant anyway, but every, every one of their products is
like a whale type, right?
It's like, uh, sperm whale.
I guess sperm would be like the perfect, um, the perfect meme token.
Is that what it is?
Or is there like some utility outside of, of sperming people's accounts?
I think, uh, sperm are used to have babies.
Right.
That would be like the core utility.
Yeah.
Right.
Is there a, um, they should probably release an egg token.
Yeah.
That's what I was going to say.
You could, you could combine a sperm and an egg token.
You could, you could LP with a sperm and an egg token and earn like, uh, like baby
fetus, fetus tokens, fetus tokens.
And then if you, and then if you stake your fetus token for nine months, you get, uh, you
get like a bit, a little baby NFT that grows.
This would probably be very popular.
Probably attack and attract girls too.
It probably would.
I want to ask Anne, Anne, if I were to have a sperm token and you had an egg token and I
asked if you, if we could LP those and then stake our fetus for nine months, would, would
that be something that you'd be interested in?
I'm sorry.
I've got a feeling that this is all kind of really like, if you want to be very realistic
and analytic about this, you have to make like, uh, like a kind of scheme, like, uh, what
kind of age of women you want to attract?
Like you have to put them in several, um, age.
Um, we could have, we could have a reveal party.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like they have, they just like, it's a boy and there's like blue shit flying everywhere
and fireworks.
And then they set fire to a giraffe.
And, and I, I think, I think what you're talking about is, is almost like preparation
before you put the, the, the seven step, um, yeah, yeah, you have to, are you looking for
women like, but in, uh, in the age of like between, uh, 20 and 30 and then 30 and 40, then
then the, after 40, like the 50 age of, of, of, of women, they are thinking like in a, I, not
in a total different way, but they have to be attracted in very several ways.
Like, um, like for example, a woman, um, who already had their menopause behind her, she
wouldn't be interested in the sperm token, I think, probably.
So, um, because she already has children and, um, most likely probably has grandchildren.
So, um, I'm sorry, I'm from Holland.
So my English is very, very terrible.
But, um, if you want to do this very properly, properly, you have to do like, have an, um,
ask, ask women.
Ooh, maybe, maybe Esmeralda would like to come up and discuss this.
Yeah, but you have to ask women, what do, what is, what, how do you, how do you like to
be approached in crypto spaces?
Like if you look at regular crypto spaces, um, 90% are men.
And like, if someone, if someone said to you, uh, give me your wallet address, I'm going
to send you some sperm token, would you be impressed, upset, like what, like, you know
what I mean?
Like, like if someone donated their coins to you.
Oh, I, well, I don't need anything, anyone to donate anything to me.
Um, what if it had, like, what if it had a mint burn mechanism where the sperm were burned?
Yeah, well, it could be funny.
It could be fun.
I think, I think that the different part is, is, is like, um, having fun in space.
So, oh, by the way, playing music in spaces is very attractive for women, I think, especially,
um, I think.
Do you have a harmonica?
Yeah, I've got piano.
I've got a piano.
But, um, um, I, I think you have to approach this, you're just summing up like, uh,
um, um, things of, like, smelling, well, doesn't work, obviously, because you can't smell a token,
you can't smell a project.
Um, well, that's, like, metaphorically speaking, I think you're talking about smelling.
Wait a minute, if the sperm tokens had an odor, would it be better?
How would you get that, too?
Um, and I don't know, that's, like, that's the next level of accreditation.
So you will open your, you will open your, you will open your, like, you open your account,
and then a spray of odor or spray of, of sperm?
I think it's more of a metaphor, or a metaphor.
It's kind of like when you, like, um, when you're walking around, and you're like, dang,
that, uh, that hamburger really, really tastes good.
And you get that, like, envision inside your head that what a hamburger tastes like.
It's, it's, it's, that's what the smell metaphor is on coins.
Like, it's kind of like when people say, imagine the smell.
It's like, it's, it's like a metaphor.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, well, yeah, then, I think then, yeah, well, but why should it work only for, uh, women
and not for men?
I mean, um.
Well, don't, don't women have a keener sense of smell than men?
I've, I think that's scientifically proven.
Like, women can smell things that men can't.
That's true.
I think the combination of, like, the seven-step plan, along with maybe, like, sperm and egg
tokens, and you pretty much have the makings of, uh, an actual crypto project.
Maybe you should get your development team on it.
Yeah, I think you play, honestly.
And we've already done, like, extensive, uh,
end-user testing here with our interview with Anne.
She seems to like it.
It would, it would be fun.
But, I mean, I, I have the idea that you are just, like, just now, at the moment, made
up some things, like, you haven't prepared this, like.
Yeah, like, I think what would happen, Tera, is, like, or, you know, think about, like, you're
revealing your new baby that you've, you've gotten after nine months, after staking your,
your eggs or whatever the fuck else.
You have this, uh, like, maybe, like, a reveal party, and then it gives you a surprise, like,
outcome.
Like, maybe, like, um, you know, you know, you tried to reveal the, the sex of the boy
with, like, flying in a hand glider with, like, a, you know, a name flying out the back,
and you ran into a skyscraper, or maybe you're revealing a girl, you're revealing a girl,
and, like, maybe you do it on a boat, and, you know, like, you know, everyone, like, throws
some fireworks, and whatever, the whole boat catches fire, it crashes into a giraffe, and,
like, that catches fire, um, and it just goes to shit, right?
Like, like, the reveal party, um, could be really fun.
Um, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, and, and, and, and, and, are you including, then,
the whole, like, the, the gender bullshit that's now going on with, like, girls of 14,
you know, going to be, it depends, like, you, you know, it's a surprise, right?
So, when you get this new baby, um, only God knows what, um, what kind of proclivities
it has.
Yeah, but this baby is growing up, so.
So, you, you may need to buy, like, tranny baby pants, and all that stuff, right?
Yeah, but let's say, okay, gender review party, and it's going to be a girl, and that girl
grows up, and she's becoming 10, and she only wants to play with, with cars, and, and, um,
outside with boys, and she decides that she wants to be a boy, so, you have to get to this
whole transgender thing, um, are you going to include that?
We are now.
Yeah, I mean, I, I think, uh, you know, any woman that's, that's into cars, um, you know,
I just, I just, I just hope that she's safe when, when she's driving, because we all know
at the end of the day, um, I stopped driving, right, so, I'm safe, but, so, so, you, and
I, I think, uh, you, you think that I, that I just, you know, for some reason, I have nothing
better to do with my time than to, uh, in the middle of my day on a Wednesday, uh, start
a space, totally unprovoked by anyone, uh, with a title that's clickbait, like, how to
attract women in crypto, and what, punch into chat GPT, uh, please describe to me how to
attract women with crypto as if it were me attracting, attracting mice with cheese, is
that, is that what you're, because this is a seven-step program that I've used, uh, countless
times, uh, in the past, and so, uh, you know, and, and, and, oh, go ahead.
The steps that you, that you summed up, seven steps, four of them doesn't, totally doesn't
make sense, and, um, is it been proven that these steps are right, like, have you asked
chat GPT, like, um, about all these steps, if, if they're right, and how many percentage,
uh, of women would be attracted, attracted by these steps, and, um, have you been doing
some kind of research among women?
I've done my own research, field research.
I've done field research.
Okay.
We have a lot, we have a lot of new people.
Can you go over the steps again for the new people that have joined?
Yeah, I can, I can rehash the steps here.
Now, now, I don't use these steps anymore.
I, I, I want to be, I want to be clear about that, because I, I walk the line.
I, you know, I'm a married man.
I have children.
I, but, but I wanted to just, like, impart my wisdom, right?
I don't want it to go to the grave with me, and then nobody ever uses crypto again for,
you know, to attract women.
So let's, let's just run through the steps real quickly again, and a short description of
them.
Step one is choose a strong smelling crypto, right?
And that sounds weird to people because they're like, crypto doesn't smell.
But the thing is, women have this enhanced, almost like, um, ascended sense of smell where
they, they will see something or they'll understand the concept and they smell it.
They actually can smell it.
They have a magical nose.
And so you need to pick a crypto that will have a strong, um, pheromones that will, that
will smell good to them and, and associate good things with, with them.
Oh, you, you want to chime in there?
Yeah, I was going to, I was going to quickly chime in and just say that a perfect example of
that is I told my wife about Luna, like when I was, when we were doing 20% anchor and she
immediately called bullshit and said it was going to zero.
So like, she smelled that shit from a mile away.
Right, exactly.
That's a, that's a perfect example where women have this, they can transcend the, the, what
men can do with their nose.
It's a, it's a beautiful thing, um, that they can do.
Um, and so that's step one is choose a strong smelling crypto.
Step two is small portions.
We don't want these women, uh, to become, um, we don't want them to, to get too far ahead
of themselves that, you know, the, the, the, the common thing that I hear is like, don't
count your money before you've earned it or don't count your eggs before they hatch.
Right.
We don't want that to happen.
We don't want them to, uh, begin to become.
I think I figured it out.
I think I figured it out.
Here it is.
In the immersive sperm cannon maze game, players not only navigate mazes, but also experience
a multi-sensory adventure enhanced by captivating odors.
The game incorporates a scent system, releasing fragrances that correspond to different elements
within the maze.
As players traverse the microscopic world, they encounter the sweet aroma of success when overcoming
obstacles, a hint of adrenaline, adrenaline in challenging situations and a subtle enticing
scent as they approach the coveted egg.
The olfactory dimension has a new layer of engagement, allowing players to associate smells
with various in-game events, creating a more visceral and memorable gaming experience.
The careful integration of scents enhanced the game's overall immersion, making sperm
cannon maze a uniquely aromatic journey to the microscopic landscapes of reproduction.
It's amazing how you could, uh, you could, you could, you could, you could come up with
on the spot, uh, a description of a game that sounded as if it had already been written.
I mean, the, the brain on you is, is impeccable.
Um, but, but please allow me to get through the steps here, the seven step process of attracting
women with crypto.
And then we can go back to that, the game.
So step one, choose a strong smelling crypto step two, small portions.
We don't want women becoming over enamored with the, uh, the amount of wealth that you
may or may not have.
Uh, you want to be mysterious, right?
Women love mystery.
Step three is placement.
Uh, you, and this, this was a, this was a controversial one, but I said that you should
place it potentially outside of, uh, those big eyelash studios.
If you're looking for like a bimbo who, uh, who has eyelashes that like almost close her
eyes when she, when she walks down the street, uh, step four, use a trap.
Uh, if you're using crypto to trap women, you want to position it in a, in the bait area.
Um, and be sure that the, the crypto is secured so that the, the woman will trip, will trip
the, uh, mechanism, uh, when she tries to take it and that she can't get away from the
trap, uh, step five, change it up, change it up, be fresh, be cool.
Uh, if you notice that the crypto isn't working effectively, try switching to another type
of crypto.
Uh, some women are attracted to a different cryptos, you know?
Uh, so change it up.
Step six, safety precautions.
Of course, when setting these traps, uh, ensure they're placed away from areas where children
or pets can access them.
Um, or the elderly, we want to, we want to make sure we're taking care of our elderly.
And of course, step seven, regular checks.
Uh, you know, I told the whole story about the time I had placed a trap with crypto at
that time.
It was actually outside of a, um, it was outside of a famous, like ramen spot in, in Brooklyn.
Um, and I forgot about it just because I haven't been there, you know, in so long.
And, and so I ended up, uh, I ended up trapping a woman with crypto and like, just totally forgot
that the, the, the trap was there.
Um, so that didn't end greatly.
Uh, and actually this used to be a six step process until that happened.
And so now it's a seven step process, regular checks, step seven.
Uh, there we go.
Those are the steps.
That's a recap of all the steps there.
We have slings and Esmeralda.
So there are three women in this space.
Um, I have to leave sadly because I have to do some other things, but, uh, maybe you
can ask these women what they think of it.
Then you have at least three opinions.
And, um, I'm sorry.
I, I'm just giggling about this because I think it's a little bit, a little bit weird
because I think you're underestimated woman.
Um, uh, chat JBT this times, uh, is coming up with a new project.
It's saying in the whimsical joyful maze adventure, players embark on a lighthearted journey through
vibrant mazes and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, overall sense of happiness, joyous participants,
spreading positivity, um, uplifting elements, atmosphere that radiates joy, sense of camaraderie
and satisfaction.
The joyful maze adventure aims to celebrate happiness, friendship, and joy and delight and
inclusive gaming experience.
A bunch of the other questions that I asked it, like, for example, maybe trapping women,
it didn't allow, it said it doesn't allow trapping human beings.
Then I said ensnaring women and it says, no, you can't do that either.
Cause that's like inappropriate.
And then I like, I included sperm canning game and I don't know.
It didn't like that either.
It said, you can't do that to women.
It's inappropriate.
I don't know.
This, this software doesn't really work, man.
Yeah.
You got yourself on a loop now.
You know, there used to be a, uh, a board game, a family board game called mousetrap.
If anybody remembers that, where you would like, I actually never played it, but I saw
the commercial a million times and I was like, oh, this is so cool.
Where you'd like set up a domino and then the domino would knock over like a marble.
And then the marble would like go around and like go down this hole.
And that would like hit like a little like firework and the firework would explode.
And then this thing would go off and then like a piece of toast would pop out of the
toaster and it would knock the thing down on the, on the mouse.
Um, I think that might be a good way to think of it.
We have slinks up here.
We'd love to hear, uh, your opinion on, on the seven step, uh, how to attract women with
crypto.
Okay.
I think I heard some of it.
Um, sorry if it's loud.
Wait, sorry.
Are you driving?
Yeah.
That's what I was about to say.
I have a really loud car.
So if it's bugging you, I'll just stop talking.
Well, okay.
Here's my question.
When's the last time you got the oil changed on your car, slinks?
It's overdue.
That's for sure.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait.
Go ahead.
I just drive a loud, low geared car.
Okay.
My question is the, the head of the space is how to attract women with crypto.
But what if the woman is already in it, then what do you do?
Uh, see, and that's a great question.
Um, and that's where I think step five, change it up, uh, really comes into play.
Right.
Because nobody, uh, you know, even someone like Sefi who, who can do a Twitter spaces for
three days straight on like some weird Midwestern meth binge where he pretends that he has a job,
but he really just like somehow, uh, sits in a trailer and talks about charts all day.
Um, even he is, is unaware of all of the variety, uh, and different combinations and, and DeFi
tricks and ways that you can make money.
Right.
And I think FOMO, uh, fear of missing out is, is really one of the biggest keys to, to attracting
women, right?
Because women don't want to miss out on anything.
They're, they're constantly comparing themselves to, you know, someone that's more beautiful
or has a thinner waist or, uh, has more Instagram followers or ate at a, you know, more expensive
restaurant and didn't have to wait in the back or has a bigger diamond because her boyfriend
or husband or fiance works in finance or whatever, they're constantly fearing of missing out on
that.
So, uh, that's, and that's a common thing in crypto too, right?
If I show that in my portfolio, I was early to a crypto that's pumped, uh, you know, 1000%
in the last 24 hours, I, I, I create a FOMO environment and that's where I think step five
plays a big, yeah.
I checked out, I checked something out here.
Um, so I have crypto FOMO that seems to attract a lot of women.
Um, I just wanted to see what kind of advice my AI advisor would provide and, and it gave
me a list such that likes authentic, authenticity matters, seek genuine connections, communicate
openly, avoid FOMO driven decisions, diversify your interests.
So you're well, more well-rounded of course, respect individual preferences and build confidence
beyond assets.
I think chat GPT is gay.
I don't think any of this shit is correct.
You know, that's funny.
I also think chat GPT is gay and I've thought that for a while.
I have the same radar going on with chat GPT for some reason.
It's like the only thing chat GPT is going to create is more incels.
This is no good.
Like none of this makes any sense at all.
So slinks, are you, are you, um, are you still driving?
It should sound better now.
Does it?
Yeah, it sounds great.
I, I wasn't worried about the sound.
I just, um, I just want to make sure that you have, you know, two hands on the steering
wheel, seatbelt buckled.
I want to make sure everybody out there is safe.
Uh, I have one hand on the steering wheel, uh, and my seatbelt is buckled.
Okay, great.
We can continue.
So how do, can, can, can you, can you elaborate for us how we would trap a woman in a crypto
project?
Like what are, what are good ways to do that so that we can help them, um, stay within the
ecosystem?
Okay, well, first of all, define what trap is.
That's what I need to know.
I think I did.
It's to keep people within the ecosystem, like, like, like locking, staking or something like
that.
Oh, this isn't like sleeping in your bed or anything.
This is like just making sure liquidity stays.
Yeah.
I mean, it could be, but I'm not, I'm not looking to sleep with any women in crypto.
Okay.
Maybe other people.
Like, seriously, I think Pantera has a different approach to this.
So we need a, I need a clear definition.
Well, I can, I can read the steps again.
You're talking about step four, uh, which is use a trap.
Um, if you're using crypto to trap women, you want to position the bait area or the crypto
area.
Um, and you want to make sure that the crypto is secured so that the, when, when the, when
the trap is triggered, um, the woman doesn't just get the crypto and leave.
You want to be able to take the, uh, crypto and leave.
And then, you know, the, the trap has been triggered and you come back and it's like,
just, um, you've lost your crypto and now you need to reset the trap.
Does that, does that clarify a bit?
Well, okay.
So if you're saying that, why the hell did you give her the keys?
Uh, I'm, I'm not sure what, what you mean by that.
Give her the keys.
I think my, you're like, I think I'm cutting out really bad.
I don't have great service or am.
So I'm taking a guess at what you're saying.
Um, okay.
So you're the trap.
I don't understand.
I don't.
And also, also remember step two, right.
Is small portions.
Okay.
The, the title of this space is how to attract women with crypto.
Okay.
Correct.
Well, you have to give them crypto, right?
A gift.
Hold up a second.
There's a, this is an important question.
Are we attracting women that have crypto or we're using crypto to attract women?
Slinks asked that question already.
Yeah.
That's what I'm, you guys are not fucking giving.
I'm sorry.
I'm slow on the update.
It's really hard.
This is so hard for me to answer when you need to be very clear about what you're
asking for.
Hey, listen, we're retarded.
Slinks, are you, are you into crypto already?
I assume.
Cause you're here.
Yes.
I'm heavily invested in crypto.
Are you into every single crypto that's ever happened?
Yes.
Yes.
As we went over a couple of days ago.
Well then, I mean that you're, you're outside the purview of my, my seven step system.
Listen, I didn't say this was a catch all.
I, the, the, the title isn't how to attract any women, uh, that you want with crypto.
It was how to attract women with crypto.
They might be ugly women.
I don't, I don't know.
I mean, they might be women that have no crypto experience.
I think Slinks, you and I could potentially work on, on, uh, to, uh, like, oh God, words
have, have left my mouth.
Uh, we could tinker with the system here in order to make it, you know, refine it and
make it attract more, uh, attractive women or, or more crypto savvy women.
Maybe that's, uh, something that we could do.
I, I don't, it's not a perfect system.
I never claimed it was, uh, but I know that it works.
All right, this is what needs to happen.
Other women attract, sorry, women attract other women to crypto.
That is the big, we want to feel like we're part of a powerful group, right?
Like, fuck all these stupid chads and stupid Ethereum and Solana ecosystem.
We don't give a fuck about them.
We want to be better than them.
You actually just want a horde of women to support each other.
That's how you do it.
That's how you trap the women.
You don't do the trapping.
You let women trap other women.
But that takes, that takes women though.
How do we get the women to come first then, right?
Is it, we use, uh, Pantera's seven step or what do we do?
No, like if the, the leading female of the group, you need to simp to like big time simping
needs to occur.
Cause then if I'm like, okay, all these men are simping to me, then all the other women
are like, I want to be simp too.
And then we just have like a simp army, you know?
I'm trying to attract women with crypto, not pay for women's OnlyFans subscriptions with
crypto.
That's not what I'm saying.
That's not what I'm saying.
You attract them with, let's see.
Um, I don't know, uh, making us laugh, uh, being on Twitter spaces, just kind of like
this, this is how you bring them in.
You don't have to spend, you know, any money, just be silly, be playful.
You mean, you remember last cycle with coach Bruce, how many people did he bring in?
I mean, hot females, you just have fun.
That's it.
So your attraction with crypto, I think using crypto is actually a terrible, uh, form of
like attracting women in general.
Like this space should just end.
Actually, you're giving false information.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's really cool.
