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larpification
Recorded: June 20, 2023 Duration: 2:44:13Space Recording
Full Transcription
Yo, Vart.
What's up?
Not much.
I was just conversating.
Well, not conversating.
Probably more strategizing with people that are building network products.
It's so interesting.
I'm โ from like this standpoint, think of yourself.
Like I'm a free marketeer and seeing people that are like, hey, man, can you also help me with my product?
And I'm like, yeah, dude, absolutely.
Just incorporate network token.
Absolutely.
Yo, this shit has the capabilities of going parabolic.
What product in this marketing condition do you even know of has like a single percentage of going parabolic at the moment?
I guess you wonder where I've been.
My friends wonder what is wrong with me.
I came back to let you know
Got a thing for you and I can't let go
My friends wonder what is wrong with me
Well I'm in a daze from your love you see
I came back to let you know
Got a thing for you and I can't let go
Some people go around the world for love
They may never find what they dream of
What you won't do to do for love
You tried everything but you don't give up
In my world only you
Make me do for love what I would not do
My friends wonder what is wrong with me
Well I'm in a daze from your love you see
I came back to let you know
Got a thing for you and I can't let go
Oh I only want the bestest too
I can't let you be the things I do for you
What you won't do, do for love
You've tried everything but you won't give up
In my world only you
Make me do for love what I would not do
Make me do for love what I would not do
Make me do for love what I would not do
Make me do for love what I would not do
Make me do for love what I would not do
I see the crystal raindrops fall
And the beauty of it all is when the sun comes shining through
To make those rainbows in my mind
When I think of you sometime
And I want to spend some time with you
Just the two of us
We can make it if we try
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Building cats within the sky
Just the two of us
You and I
We look for love, no time for tears
Wasted water's all that is
And it don't make no flowers grow
Good things might come to those who wait
Not for those who wait
Not for those who wait too late
We gotta go for all we know
Just the two of us
We can make it if we try
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
I hear the crystal
When the raindrops fall
On the window down the hall
And it becomes the morning dew
And darling, when the morning comes
And I see the morning sun
I wanna be the one with you
Just the two of us
We can make it if we try
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Building big heads
But we all are
Just the two of us
You and I
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Let's get it together, baby
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
No more bangers.
Those were bangers.
I see 111 people request to speak and the number 110th and 111th is Christine and Kiss.
All right, I think it's important to say that...
If you're wanting...
It's not warm when she's gone.
It's not warm when she's away.
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
And she's always gone too long.
Anytime she goes away.
And I know, I know, I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I'll leave the young thing alone.
But ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
Only darkness every day
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
And this house just ain't no home
Anytime she goes away
Anytime she goes away
Anytime she goes away
Anytime she goes away
Dude, another seltzer?
Another song?
Alright, I like this one
The more songs you play
I want me and you
And I think to myself
You know the singer of this song
You have a chance
To win 100 network tokens
The name of the song?
The name of the song?
The singer of the song
Wait, do you know the name?
You don't know how to sing this song?
And I think to myself
Dude, you played the fucking song
How do you know how to sing this song?
What a wonderful world
Are we actually going to give someone in the crowd
100 network tokens
You don't know that?
One person
The colors of the rainbow
One network
Hang on
Let's ask the audience
One network token
Could be worth a million dollars
Maybe
But right now it's worth
Right now it's worth a hamburger
And maybe one day
Maybe one day it'll be worth
A hamburger and fries
And then add in the seltzer
We've got the seltzer as we speak
Right
What is in these seltzers, brother?
What
Dude
What are in these things?
These are fucking me up
I can no longer
I can no longer stand up
Coddled up like a
Ain't no that
Yo, these are fucking bangers
If you don't like these songs
Get the fuck out of the space
Right now
Ain't no valley low
Ain't no river wide enough, baby
If you need me, call me
No matter where you are
No matter how far
Don't worry, baby
Just call my name
I'll be there in a hurry
You don't have to worry
Oh, baby
There ain't no mountain high enough
Oh, shit
Ain't no valley low enough
Ain't no...
Four hamburgers?
He said doubling down
I think he should be quadribbling down
You've got one number
If you need two now
Then you need two number
Four nine
You've got four hamburgers
You've got four hamburgers
If you need two now
I don't think I'm going to be a down
I don't think I'm going to be a down
I was tired of my lady
We've been together too long
Like a worn out recording
Of a favorite
When you go on the timeline
I swear I open the application
Network, network, network, network, network, network, network, network, network, network
And then and then like mute does mutant follow mutant five lights and the network that we're down
If you like burgers and white claw
Oh, God looks where the fuck are you?
If you like run its faces at midnight
Know that sounds kind of me
Me and my lady
Would you come up you think I don't think anybody would actually well maybe somebody would want to
Do you think that guy with yellow shorts?
Oh, man, that guy's full of shit
Oh man, that guy's full of shit
We get there how do I know because every single day we're up
Can everyone tags in tanny?
It's with its XI silent X starting with a Z and an anonymous Z is in the name
Can everyone tags in tanny and say wag me just say acts in tanny w-a-g-m-i
I think it would make their day
I'm scrolling back through the the spaces dude. I'm sorry through the Twitter realm
I can't look the the app is actually frustrating now. I I've ran out of the ability to retweet
My pages became into it. I like I like the network shit. It's just like it's filled with this. It's cool
Dude, it's definitely something cool. This person says thank you for your free service as a free marketeer at Ashley D. Can
Show I hit this with a retweet. Is it truly the founder red question mark who was the founder?
I think it's Ashley and Franklin. They seem to know the most about the token. They know more about the token than I do
Yeah, I mean there's been threads. There's been videos on multiple occasions produce videos looks like Fox Fox. Well, CB CNN
It looks like CNN. Well the way I see things there's three people in the multi
So you got the three marketeers if we're playing clue guess, you know
I got Ashley in the ballroom with the candlestick
Well, it was Ashley in her bedroom that has two closet doors behind her with the webcam
And so I think that could be a founder and then you have Franklin who is not on his account
His account could still be hacked
Account could still be hacked. How do we know we can't blame him. It could be somebody else that hacked
Somebody we know the video
That could be AI
It could be a 2FA risk
Oh, Zintani is now requesting to speak
The 2FAR bring Zintani up
Bring Zintani. I'm gonna mute my mic
Okay, bring them up
Mute your mic
Let's talk to the possible founder
Zintani
Look, we've been trying to figure out who the founder
Wait, give me a second
It seems like you know more about it than anyone else in the network. So let's just clear the air. Are you the network founder? Yes or no?
Wait, can you hear me?
Nope
Can you hear me?
If you can hear Zintani, give us a thumbs up
If you don't give a fuck what they have to say
Give us a laughing emoji
Listen, listen
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Everyone's sending now laughing emojis
So no one gives a fuck what you have to say
Well, I was wrong
Hang on, hang on, hang on
Okay
I'm a person of the people
And Zintani, you gotta give the people what they want
So right now, no one gives a fuck what you have to say
Because why, how do I know?
The people have all sent laughing emojis
And if they didn't say it publicly, guess what?
I'm now getting private, I'm getting spam private, private laughing emojis
Okay, I don't care
I was wrong about the FUD
Uh, I shouldn't have FUD-ed
Uh, I don't know
If you'd like to see Zintani as a speaker still
Yeah, I don't care
I have to
I have to
I have to go to work
Move to the listener
Give us another laughing emoji
I wish you guys luck
In your project
Don't make me rank
Steven down there
Steven down there
Educated me
On my previous opinions
Publicly and privately
You have now
Been removed to
Yeah
Okay
Now you're a listener
Uh, Bart, can you please hit it?
Of the Pina Colonna song
These aren't white
These are one of these
Houch Truly Hard Seltzers
Tantani
Zip Tantani
I think you're being a little bit mean, Bart
She left the space
Alright
Alright
Everyone say
At Zintani
Please return
Yeah
At Zintani
Please return back to the space
We now apologize
The laughing emojis
We weren't laughing at you
We were laughing with you
So please
At Zintani
Return back to the space
As possible founder of the network token
Alright, Bart
Take it away
Alright
Can we fly like equals
I want to fly like Venus
Oh, another
Dude
Bart is bobbing his head like a fuckboy
Imagine the fuckboy
Just
We're not talking about the space
We're not talking about the space
Let's just see
It's a big flexing
Very superstitious
Writings on the wall
Very superstitious
Hang on
We're seeing
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We're trying to
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With the names in your past
When you believe in things
That you don't understand
Then you suffer
Since you shut it away
Yeah
Ooh, that is true
You always say from the network
Join or be left behind
Painting your nails emoji
Is that subliminal for something?
Maging your nails
Why that emoji?
It's just like
Like tea?
Like nail salon talk?
You ever been to a nail salon?
What else is sending out more subliminal messages?
You ever gotten your nails done?
What the fuck?
You ever gotten your nails done?
Did we just do whatever fucking emoji we wanted?
Have you ever had your nails done before?
Um, I put, uh, uh, what is that?
The clear coat
Yeah
Yeah, that's fine
It feels good, doesn't it?
Um, it looks nice
It does
Did you give it in Taiwan?
No, no, just in general
I met some guy
Very funny
Every girl liked this guy
And he did all the girlish shit I've ever seen
Because, uh, what did he do?
He painted his fucking fingernails
With clear coat
Uh, he used perfect
Girls perfume
Um, pretty much
Like the most feminine
Feminine type shit
I guess
Quote unquote feminine
And meanwhile
Like these guys that do steroids
Like, like, the
Like the
What are the stringers?
Yeah
And this
Like he was behind enemy lines?
Like, they let their guard down?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah
That's where I
That's where I learned my riz from
That guy
I was like, damn
He's got it figured out
It's
Whatever
Have you ever sprayed
Sprayed girls perfume on you
Yourself?
Have you ever done it?
Yes or no?
You should try it one time
Okay
See what happens
I mean
Mark did definitely
Sprayed girls perfume on before
Give us a thumbs up
If you think
Mark has used
Her perfume on before
I got more alpha
You ever use those things
That like boost your height?
You just
You just grow a frohawk
Like you put them in your shoe?
Yeah, yeah
And it gives you like an inch
Well, you know
Like whenever I get to the apartment
I take my shoes off
And then I go from like 6'2
To like 5'8
Like, hey
Wait a second
I thought you were 6'2
And then when I wake up in the morning
I said, hey
Wait a second
I'm like
You're an Angelina Jolie
I'm tired of the double standards
I'm playing
Play the fucking song
This is too much alpha
For not gonna play this song
I'm going to tell you what you can do with my love.
I'm going to tell you what you're saying.
What was that?
Eva said, who the fuck uses women's perfume?
Can Eva come up on stage?
I...
I...
Can we confirm...
Eva...
Eva needs to come up on stage.
How do you say her name?
Eva Sanglario.
They...
Dude, you know what's very interesting?
Dude, they should be number one on NFT inspect.
Oh my god.
Their GM's get 300,000 likes.
They get more likes than fucking Elon Musk.
Eva, will you just come up?
You don't have to say anything.
Hang on.
You don't have to say anything.
Hang on.
Everyone tagged...
Hang on.
This is happening.
We all know what's happening here.
We just need to confirm it.
Everyone tagged EBA.
I can't say their name.
Everybody knows...
Oh, women only up on stage at the moment.
That's...
Hang on.
How do you say their last name?
Sav...
And you know who would know how to say it.
Books, how do you say their last name?
SavvyU.
Yeah, of course you know how to say it.
Can EBA say the last name, Books?
SavvyU.
Please report to the stage as speaker immediately.
We have our questions.
Zero percent.
Eva Saglario is listening to a crypto Twitter spit.
Eva Saglario is drinking coconut water on a beach.
No, trust me.
Drinking coconut water.
Has the spade, the pontification.
I know.
Go listen to it.
You can hear it in the background.
I...
You can hear like either you, Books, or someone on the speaker panel bitching and moaning about
how Yuga's still tanking to this day.
I can't believe I spent half a million dollars on a board apron now it's worth $40,000.
No one seems to bitch about that.
But, heaven forbid, a cheeseburger turns into a hamburger and goes...
Surprise.
Yeah.
Yeah, all of a sudden...
It becomes a value meal.
And now you gotta be able to Zintani.
It becomes a combo.
OH MY GOD!
Alright, how about we go to Zintani?
Let's go to Eva Zintani.
No, actually, hang on.
Mute, mute, mute, mute, mute, mute, mute, mute, mute.
If you would like to hear from the other speakers, you're gonna have to get...
You're gonna have to get Eva up here as a speaker.
And we're gonna start with them.
They don't need to talk.
They need to come up.
No, they...
Start there.
Start there.
Okay, okay.
Just Eva comes up as a speaker.
We'll continue to say...
We'll release Alpha.
It's 80!
We will release...
This is...
Yo, this is the 101.09 XMZ radio.
We have a commercial-free station all night tonight until Eva.
I repeat, Eva comes up.
And then we'll hear about cryptos, NFTs, and everything else you'd like to know.
If Eva comes up, we will release the next phase of the roadmap.
Let's give a quick shout-out to our sponsors.
Shout-out White Claws!
Shout-out White Claws!
Shout-out truly!
The hardest seltzers you'll ever see!
She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene.
I said, don't mind, but what do you mean?
I am the one.
I'm the one who will dance on the blow and around.
She said, I am the one who will dance on the blow and around.
She said, I am the one who will dance on the blow and around.
I tried to shout-out.
She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she calls to soon, then a heavy head turned
with her eyes to dream of being the one who will dance, who will blow, get around.
People always told me, be careful what you do, don't go around breaking young girl's
heart, and my mother always told me, be careful who you love, be careful what you do, when
the love becomes the truth.
She's a bit of genius, not my lover, she's just a girl, I'm the one, but the kid is not
my son.
Well, all I'm seeing is clapping emojis, 100 emojis, I'm seeing zero accepting, requesting
to speak emojis though.
Wait, are you talking about Eva?
I'm talking about Eva Singlario.
And she just sent a spam emoji?
Just posting GM and getting 14,000 likes.
More likes than Elon Musk.
Eva could drop a multi-sig and gather 2.9 million.
That's being humble.
Maybe 29 million.
Okay.
Let's go.
Let's go.
We're getting kicked.
If you're not clapping, you're getting removed.
Alex, we're going to be scrolling through.
Start removing him.
We're removing him immediately.
We're going to be scrolling through
We're removing immediately
There's 90 people bitching so at least I know the ten people are clapping aren't at least bitching
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Gonna get to do another one bites the dust
How do you think I'm gonna get along with that too well you're gonna
It took me for everything that I had and kicked me out of my own
I am a man
I'm satisfied
I like it and it's time to eat
And it's time to wake up
And it's time to wake up
It's time to wake up
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Stop, stop, stop, stop
Okay, okay
Eva is now speaking
OH SHIT
HOLY SHIT
Ah shiva
Here's where at
All you need to say at this point in time to get 5 million likes is say good morning
That's it
And then the space will erupt
The crowd will go wild
We'll have everyone spamming clap emojis
Did we hit the unmute button?
Never unmute everyone
That's it
Wait, there's no way
There's no way
There's no way
She's drinking a coconut on a beach
Alright
She's got an intern 15,000 a month
Well they get 15 million likes
Well
More likes than Elon Musk
Alright
Alright
So Eva
What type of morning
Oh, give her
Give her
She just got it
She already
It comes up with phase one
You get
You gotta
You gotta hype it up
If someone in the space
At this point in time
Hang on
I'm gonna mute everyone again
So they can't speak
Got it
If you wanna hear Eva
How do you say their last name books?
Sanguar with Laulco
We're out wello
Uh oh
Books will come off of you now
That's fine
Getting a little nervous
If you wanna see Eva
Oh shit
Say good morning on Spaces
Not on the timeline
You're gonna have to retreat this way
Right now we're gonna have 75 entries
Act 100
Three three
We'll have to see what that goes on
Whom stop with your hands
Back left to the floor
See cause that's where the party's at
And you find out if you do that
I'm a one
Three
Three
Three
Three
Eight
Three
Four
Three
Three
Four
Three
Make my day. Make my day. Make my day.
Okay, all jokes aside, all jokes aside, I have a serious question.
Now that we're this far into the space, I think a lot of the fakes would have left at this point.
I have one question for you, Alex. A serious question.
Okay.
Can you sober up for one second?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Will you answer this question seriously?
Yeah, what's the question?
Can you touch this?
And the winner, and the winner, and the winner, and the winner.
Here we go, Jesus.
Did you touch this?
No, you never had a hug.
I'm dancing.
First, first, logical.
Oh, yeah, here we go.
One, two, three, four.
Watch me move.
Here we go.
Can you touch this?
Watch my legs.
Watch, watch my knees.
Oh, yeah.
Watch my knees.
Watch my knees.
Make my day.
I can't touch this.
Music hits me so hard.
Makes me say, oh my lord, thank you for blessing me.
What am I doing right now?
If you like me, it's just good.
I can't touch this.
When you know you're down.
A super-thrope homeboy from the Oatown, and I'm known as such.
And this is a beat, so you can't touch it.
I told you, homeboy.
Oh, no.
You can't touch this.
Oh, no.
You can't touch this again.
Yes, how we living in this night.
You can't touch this.
Look at my eyes, man.
You can't touch this.
You can't touch this.
Yo, let me bust this song from the lyrics.
Fresh new kicks and bands.
You got it like that.
Now you know you wanna dance, so move out of your seat and get a five-go and taste it.
Oh, no.
What are you gonna do?
Hold on.
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
Like, what are you gonna do?
Like, ah!
What are you gonna do?
Bitch, about it in your throat!
Mario!
Mario!
What are you gonna do about it?
Bitch, about it on the side?
Uh-uh.
Can't touch this.
Guess what?
What are you standing there?
What are you gonna do?
Bitch, about it?
Bitch, about it in a video?
Yeah!
Make a video!
We got a video!
We got a video!
Oh, my God!
You talk about that.
You talk about that.
They are so fucking fun.
They are so fucking fun.
Alright.
Okay, wait.
Wait, wait.
Hang on, hang on.
To release.
Wait, you gotta.
You gotta.
You gotta.
We have actual alpha to release.
I'm trying to decide in how many minutes.
Dude, I'm breathing heavy.
I'm breathing heavy.
I think we should release this unreleased alpha in a matter of minutes.
But how many minutes do you think?
In how many minutes do you think we should release it?
I need.
I need.
What's those blue pills called?
Stop.
They rhyme.
They rhyme with batter off.
Viagra.
Okay, we're gonna be releasing unreleased information that's never been exposed to the public.
I'm just trying to decide in how many minutes we should release it.
How about another song?
I'm having another song
Four minutes
Four minutes
Four minutes
Four minutes
Four minutes
Okay, okay
Listen
There's one here from
The number one crypto influencer
No, I'm not speaking about myself
That's narcissism
I'm talking about the person who gets five million
Fucking likes
When they say GM
We're going to need more retweets
How many retweets?
More retweets
I'm tired of putting caps on this shit
Putting a little my jar
What says a hundred fucking retweets
Don't put a little my jar
Maybe you can put it on yours
I'm going to call you Jimmy
Peanut butter
Put a little on your goddamn jar
Hundred fucking retweets
How many retweets do we need, boys?
More retweets
We're here
For the number one good morning influencer
On all
The other lines of fire
Come on
How many GMs do we need?
How many GMs?
Ready to go
If you want it
You're on the way
You got it
You thought it
You're going to need
Turn me up
If you feel it
It must be an interest
Say the word
One too many white cross
That's what happens
We are the guy
We are the guy
We are the guy
We are the guy
We are the guy
We are the guy
We are the guy
We are the guy
We are the guy
We are the guy
I don't think you realize
Who we have on this stage
The number one GM
Number one good morning
Hang on
Let's go look
How many
All right
I'm going to their tweets
Number one
They actually
No they're actually
Ratioing Elon Musk
The number one GM
On all blockchains combined
They're actually
Ratioing
How many likes?
Elon Musk
Their pen tweet
Has 55,800 likes
1.9 million
Impressions
That's more
Impressions
Than there are
People on this planet
They've impressed
Every human
Every single human
And the humans
Had to come back
There's only 1.8
I'm sorry
1.5 million
Humans on the planet
400,000
There we go
Go ahead
Send us Mark
I got to check out
The statistics
I think there's only
1.5 million
People on this planet
1.5 million people
On the planet
They've impressed
And they all gave
1 dollar to the network
Right
And then guess what
Over half of them
Came back to get
Impressed the second time
We got the number one
Good morning
On all blockchains
On every human
On the planet
Combined
On spaces
How can you not
Be impressed
You were already
Impressed by the good morning
Never had no problems
Yeah
Burning down the one night stands
And everything around me
Yeah
Got to start to feeling so low
And I decided quickly
Yes I did
To disco
And check out the show
Yeah
They were dancing
And singing
And moving to moving
And just when
It hit me
Somebody
Turned around
And shouted
Play that fucking music
White boy
And that fucking music
That's Texas
Different time
It said
Well it said
Two things
Number one
Excluding all races
Outside of white
Number two
Excluding all sexes
Outside of boys
Did you know
There was more than one
Sex than boys
Well go to a fucking
Biology class
Go to leaf space
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
She's a very geeky girl
The times you don't take hope to mother
She will never let your spirits drown
She will never let your spirits drown
Once you get her off the street
Oh girl
She likes the boys in the band
She says that I'm her all-time favorite
When I make my move to her room
It's the right time
She's never hiding please
Oh no
That girl is pretty wild now
The girl's a super freak
The kind of girl you read about
With my dreams
That girl is pretty kinky
The girl's a super freak
I really love to change
Every time we meet
She's alright
She's alright
She's alright
She's alright
That's right
That's right
That's right
That's right
That's right
Yeah
Yeah
He he he he he
She's a super freak
Super freak
She's super freaky
Everybody sing
Super freak
Super freak
Super freak
She's a very star
Alright I think
I think it's time
I think it's time to
I think it's time to
I think it's time to
Start some space
I think it's time to
Start some space
I think it's time to
Start some space
I think it's time to
Start some space
I think it's time to
Start some space
Imagine that you bought
Your first NFT
And you said wow
Hey I see this space
There's a lot
Seems like there's a lot
Of other people
Trying to participate
In NFTs
Let me go see what's going on
Voss and wario
All fucking humans combined
I think they were going to ask if they can get a GM
She's right showing Elon Musk
I think they want to ask if they can get a GM
Do you think they can get a GM
Is the morning good?
Because I've never seen anything other than that
Well first off, is it morning?
And that's the first question
And second off, can they get one?
And third off, is it good?
There's three questions that have yet to be answered
They have more impressive than humans
How did you pull that one off?
They now have AI impressed by what the fuck they're doing
No matter, the most, the best take in the entire world
You could actually give people $100
Well, all intelligence is combined
Artificial humans, whatever intelligence you come from
They've got you impressed
Anyone who responds to this good morning post
I will give $100 with verifiable proof
And you will get less likes than Eva Singuario
There's not a single fucking human
Nor artificial intelligence getting more impressions than this
Is this, wait, hang on
Is even artificial intelligence or human?
Can we confirm?
It's a 50-50
At best
Go flip a coin
At best, it's a 50-50
Well, they have their hand up
Alright
Do, well, let me ask you something
I'd rather go to no
No, no, no, no
Never, no, no
No, no
Look, once the magic
It's like a magic trick
You know, you see the cards
They're like, hey, pick one out of 52
And then they give you one card
And you're like, wow, I just picked the ace of spades
And then they're like, wow, you got the ace of spades, don't you?
And then all of a sudden they flip over the cards
All ace of spades
Right
You're no longer impressed
Well, it's like saying that the art is about to reveal
And then you wait two months
And then
Oh, shit
How you feeling, Bart?
How you feeling, Bart?
I'm feeling good
Are you feeling bad?
Are you feeling bad, Vince?
On the day I was born
But how bad are you really feeling, Brooks?
Books
When I say bad, how bad are you feeling?
I was bad to the bone
Bad to the motherfucking bone
look you're not that bad okay you can throw a roundhouse
but can you drink 16 tequilas and still be successful
how did you do that if i could drink 16 tequila i could drink 25 tequilas and be successful as
long as i got me a tootski and some adderall on deck what the fuck hang on what is the fuck is
a tootski uh you know you could i want to point that out okay wait let's hang on pause the song
for a second because i've got to understand i didn't go to chemistry you're telling me that
if you have an adderall you can drink 25 tequilas and be unaffected
all right at what point in time does like the adderall
no longer absorb the tequila what number is that for you um the point in time where i shake the
bottle and there's no more in it
i think we could play music for the next two hours and i'd have the best time in my life
i don't know about you ask me if i give a fuck about you
i don't rhetorical question i don't give a fuck about me
play the fucking music
play the fucking music
well
beauty
They're putting 5% other day this is like
This is the D God. This is the D God drink
They just put a number on here, and they just lie about it, and there's no way that is 5%
They just say it's one number, and then it ends up be on it. That's 5% fucked up. Where are you going?
I'm someone off the car door and it wasn't me. Okay. How do you know?
Wait, we all think if has ever been on stage I
Really don't they can impress the world they can't impress me
Let's go take one finger to the pressmate
Let's go take one finger to the pressmate
Just tell me what?
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Shout out to all the women participating in web 3
You want to talk a little bit about
What I just ripped out one of the sock is that is that computer the one you borrowed from Taiwan
And the whole club was looking at her She hit the floor, hit the floor, last thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Them bagged sweatpants and the Reeboks with the stripes
You're wearing Reeboks with the stripes
You know we were living here this time, we're not singing off
Next week!
Next week!
Next week!
Yeah.
Yeah.
To release the phase one of the roadmap.
I think phase one is making.
Well, hold on.
Well, hold on.
Wait.
Are you ready?
Already ready.
Dude, there's still 300.
I thought you were kicking people.
I thought you were kicking people.
I thought you were kicking people.
I'm serious.
I'm serious.
And watch.
Do you know what I like to do?
I'm doing is watching people bitch on the timeline.
Watch people get kicked out for not climbing.
Bitch on the timeline.
Bitch on the timeline.
I'll go.
Go ahead and bitch.
Go ahead and bitch.
Let's see what the fuck happens.
I thought...
I thought...
I thought...
I thought...
I thought you were going to try to remember.
It's fine, dude.
I'll remove like two or three people that bitch.
Because they won't clap.
Oh my god.
Yo, man.
Open up, man.
What do you want, man?
My girl just caught me.
You made her catch you?
I don't know how I let this happen.
The who?
The girl next door, you know?
I don't know what to do.
Say it wasn't you.
He even still has your hand up.
Do you wanna...
Okay.
To be a true player but you know how to play
Can't be so say your thing
I've had to admit to a word where she say
I'm sick of my daughter, baby, no way
But she got me on the camera
Was it me?
I even had her in the shower
Was it me?
She even got me on camera
Was it me?
Her the words that I told her
Was it me?
Heard the screen getting louder
Was it me?
Honey, give me now. She got me red-handed
Creepy with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both
Baking, banging on the bathroom floor
I had tried to
Keep her from what
She was about to sing
Why should she
Believe me when I told her
It doesn't need you
To be honest
Would I want to listen to bad takes or music?
I mean
Look out on stage, you think you're gonna hear good takes?
Or do you think you're gonna hear bad takes?
I see what you did there
I see what you did there
You're not gonna cancel me
I would
It's impossible
Just play music
I won't answer
Slow it down now
We've had our party
Everybody go find your date
Go find your date
Go over to the
Go over to the
Marinate me right now
Go to the
Marinate you?
Yeah, marinate
Like chicken?
Yeah, you put chicken in like the sauce
Are you trying to put me in the sauce?
Go find your date at the punch bowl
I'm not looking at anybody
I'm not looking at anybody
You're looking right at me
I see you looking at my trapsaurus
No dude, it ain't 30
This ain't 32 anymore
We're not 32 anymore
All my downfall
I know your eyes in the morning sun
I feel you touch me in the pouring rain
And the morning
You need to step out
And cool off for a minute
And come back in
That's okay as well
Let you wander apart from me
I wanna feel you in my arms again
And you come to me
On a summer breeze
Keep it warm in your love
Then you're softly near
And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love
How deep is your love
How deep is your love
I really need
Does true love exist?
Were you about to respond to that?
When they all should let us be
We belong to you and me
I believe in you
You know the door to my very soul
You're the light in my deepest, darkest doubt
You're my savior when I fall
And you may not think I can for you
When you know down inside that I really do
Then it's me you need to show
How deep is your love
How deep is your love
How deep is your love
How deep is your love
I really mean to love
Very surface level because we've been hurt
Living in a world of love
Breaking us down
When they all should let us be
We belong to you and me
Let us be
We belong to you and me
The five on paid market
They got Ashley, Zintani, Bart, Books
You know what's crazy dude?
The thing about the network crew
I mean they come from all walks of life
And it doesn't really matter
Because I like them all
I like them all just
I like them all just the way that they are
Can everyone tag AshleyDKan
And be like thank you so much
For everything you've done
For the network
The amount of network TMZ's
That are now coming
They've given up on NFT
TMZ is now network TMZ
So a bunch of free
That is produced at a high level
I think you would probably be paying $7,000
To get people to video edit
A month?
Well whatever the fuck you do
I think you would be paying that
For the AshleyDKan treatment
So if everyone could
Please, please, please
Like I don't beg
I don't
But at this point in time
I chase
We're gonna choose one
We may choose one
Random person who tweets
For one network token reward
He's not doing shit
That could be a hamburger
You notice how I said the word may?
He's walking people off cliffs down here
Like I'm not doing shit for you
But the best way to pump your bags
Is to let everyone know
Like let everyone know
Like let everyone know
AshleyDKan is the founder of the network token
So everyone can go out there
And click that button at the bottom of the token
AshleyDKan thank you so much
For everything you've done for the network
That's how you should reply
Because everything
They've actually done more content in the network than me
And I hold some networks in every market here
And I'm gonna leave
I'm gonna leave
And go ahead, AshleyDKan
Thanks, AshleyDKan
Thank you, AshleyDKan
Oh, her eyes, her eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair
Falls perfectly without her trying
She's so beautiful
And I tell her every day
Yeah, I know, I know
When I compliment her, she won't believe me
And it's so, it's so sad to think
That she don't see what I see
But every time she asks me
Do I look okay?
I say
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile
I think we've got enough of the fakes out
Do we have so much
That it's 5am
So people are now getting tired
Oh, okay
Are we forcing people to stay up at uncomfortable
Yeah, just listen to music
Imagine staying up at 5am
Just to hear the alpha that we're going to release
Just tag Maya
And say goodnight
Just tag Maya
Everyone go out and tag
They're going to bed
They're at
And say
Have a great night
M-A-Y-A-N-I-C-K-S-E-T-H
Maya
Nick
Seth
They're going to bed
Everyone say
Goodnight
Maya
Sick
Maya
Nick
And Seth
Maya
Nick
And Seth
All three of them
You ever seen someone with three first names?
They're dangerous
John
Peptis
Paul
I think this song and then you give one piece of advice that no one has ever heard before
And then we give one piece of alpha and then we run the space
And then we call on Eva Singuaglio to see if we can get a GM back
All of my doubt suddenly goes away somehow
One step closer
I have died every day waiting for you
Darling don't be afraid
I have loved you for a thousand years
I love you for a
Impossible
A thousand years
Yeah
Lying
Capra, LARPA
Can you put your lighters up everybody?
Let me see some lighters up in the crowd right now
Who's vibing right now?
Time stands still
Beauty alone
She is
I will be brave
I will not let anything take away
Standing in front of me
Every breath
Every hour has come to rest
One step
One step
One step
I have died every day waiting for you
Darling don't be afraid
I have loved you for a thousand years
I love you for a thousand years
I love you for a thousand years
Dude, I'm for sure getting canceled
What else could they cancel?
They have
They have
Ashley Decan
Dude, Santani's actually a holder
Really?
They bought the presale
Yeah
They're still holding
So they actually may get entitled to that bomber jacket
How?
All along
All along
I believed
I would find you
Time has brought your heart to me
I have loved you for a thousand years
I love you for a thousand years
of more
A thousand years
One step closer
One step closer
I have died every day waiting for you
Darling, don't be afraid
I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more
All along I believed I would find you
Time has brought your heart to me
I have loved you for a thousand more
I love you for a thousand more
All right, I think that's a good outro song
I'm honestly one of my favorite spaces
You know why?
Not a single take
There was no bad take
Because there was zero takes
Well, we do have two hands up
Let me see here
We have Dao Kwan
They put their hand down
So I guess they maybe got a little bit scared
30 requests
You get three females on the space
And then 10 fucking times three
30 fucking requests
Oh wait
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven
Now, I'm sorry
70 fucking requests
I'm removing
A lot of people probably trying to shoot their shot
It's ridiculous
Well, do you blame them?
You want me to show you
Hang on, let's make it
Let's make a point at the moment
You want to bring somebody up
Try to shoot their shot
Okay, they get one shot
Don't say they're going to shoot their shot
Okay
Don't say that
They're just going to provide information
Let's
Okay
Yo, what's good, Donnie?
Yo, what's good, Donnie?
We're just talking about cryptos, NFTs, Web3
Anything Web3 related
Donnie, what's good with you, man?
I'm just chilling, bro
Sorry, what are you doing?
Yo, I'm good
Did you have any questions for the speaker panel?
Yeah
Yeah, I was wondering, have you, uh, have you, the three marketeers
Good morning, guys
Are you going to fly out?
Holy
What the
What the
Yo, did you
Wait, wait
Was that the number one good morninger on all blockchains combined?
Dude, I could have swore it was, it was 15
I swear to God
I'm not kidding
I did, I swear to God
I thought that was just some, like, person who stole someone's identity
And just running it all
What about the network treasury on it?
Dude, do you know what I think it is?
I think it's an AI
Yeah
I refuse to believe
That's AI
It's more likely
Okay, well
AI, Eva
What type of morning is it?
Yeah, it was a voice clip
I knew it
Yeah
You let your guard down, dude
You let your guard down once
That's all it takes
Is it a bad morning, Eva?
Yeah
They just had that voice clip
Ready to go
I said, you know what?
We play it once
They'll rug it
And then we have
And then there'll be no more follow-up
People believe it's really me behind this account
Wait, wait, wait, wait
You know who else I haven't heard from
In my entire life?
It's Greg
Imagine Greg and Eva
Oh my god
That would actually break
That's great
I think that would break
Not cripple
That would break Twitter
Wait, Eva just came off mute
Well, let's just get Greg up
Oh, Eva's gone
Oh, Eva's
Voice clip
100%
Voice clip
MF-er
They're probably the founder of the network
Probably
It's probably Greg
Can everyone go out and say
Thank you for founding the network
At Eva
And at Greg
Because I'm pretty sure
Those are the other two people
In the multi-signature
It's Greg
1-6-6-7-6-9-3-5-4-2-0
How do you know who Greg is?
You can go to their bio
They're going to let you know who they are
It says
I'm Greg
I like football and stocks
And my birthday
I'm from Kentucky
I'm a investor
Not an investor
So very bad in English
I like to golf at the golf course
At Greg Multiverse
Subscribe for $1
I highly recommend their subscription
Even though I'm not subscribed
But I'll just tell you to subscribe
I'm not
I've
I've got a million dollars
And one of those millions
Aren't going to you, Greg
All right
Dude, keep
Was that Eva
Who came off you
For like a split second?
That wasn't Eva
That was a voice
Hello, how are you?
Cheerio
Books
Books
Books is shaking right now
He's nervous
And not because he's
No, it's not because Eva came off me
Because he's overdosed on Adderall and baby
He's shaking because his
His body is about to explode
From stimulants
He's
I've never seen someone chew on Adderall
And smoke vapes
And get on his face
Actually, no, I've seen
Yeah
Dude, we got
We got one of them players
We got one of them players
On our team now
That's all
You need one
Books
You need a natural vapor
On your team
Or else you're not competing
Well, then you're not competing
In a fuckboy
Dude, that would be like using
That would be like
Driving a go-kart
At the NASCAR
You just
You need
You need the NASCAR car
If you want to compete
At this highest level
Oh, man
But Books is just
Books is just one rocket
I'll delay it another day
I'll delay it another day
To keep pissing off Books
Books
Did you see
Eva come off mute
For a second
That was AI
That was a fucking
I know
That was definitely AI
I refuse to believe
That was a human
Hang on
You know who else
Who I don't think
Is a human
Is Kayla
There's no fucking way
That's a human
That chews on Adderall
And smokes the vape
How do you know
Paragraphs
To people like Kiss
Dude
Paragraphs is an understatement
Like Books
That's true
Yeah
And Adderall's true too
Encyclopedias
If she was one of those people
That had your cell phone number
And texted you
It would be those text messages
With the arrow
On the bottom right
You click it
And you got a fucking
Whole book that opens up
A nook
Whatever the fuck it's called
Only for books
That's it
That's what's been happening
Books
That's gotta be happening
Because on Androids
They get like
270 characters
And then you have to
Like use another text
And then another text
And then it's green bubbles
And everyone gets upset
Enjoy that my bubbles are green
Because it upsets everyone else
Shout out to discord
What?
Discord prevents that pretty much
The AI is
Is rugging
It ran out of prompt
They said
Discord prevents green bubbles
The AI is green
Anyone that has
The word
Is that Ashley Decan?
We have Ashley Decan up here
Founder of the network token
What's up Ashley?
Ashley looks very angry
She looks like she's upset
That you called on her
It looks like she's looking
At your profile picture
Actually
Like look at the fall of the eyes
It goes to bad mommy
And then it goes to Alex
Very upset at you
For your line of questioning
I'd like to hear from
Ashley Decan
Ashley Decan
As a founder of the network
What kind of
What kind of road map
Can we expect
In future use cases
For the network token?
Bark
I can't hear
Let them cook
Let them cook
Actually
They're cooking books
They're cooking
Oh shit
I just fell out of my seat
Oh my god
We got a hand
We got a hand
Go ahead Ashley Decan
Founder of the network token
If Ashley comes off news
We may or may not
Books may
Give everyone in the space
A million dollars
Somebody in the space
One network token
A hamburger
Which in the near future
Could be a hamburger
And a value fry
Combo
You ever dip a fry
In a frosty?
Well
Could
You could
If Ashley comes off mute
Oh my god
Everyone
Please go to Twitter
Just say
Thank you
Ashley
At Ashley
Don Cove
For being the best
Founder for the network
Ever
Thank you Ashley
Eva Singlario
Greg
Ashley Decan
And Franklin
For being the number
One founders
On all
Network tokens
Combined
Let's go to
Let's go to
Starboss
Starboss
How does it feel
Being the founder
Of the network token?
Can you get
Can you get suspended
For this type of stuff?
That's
For being a founder?
Fuck no
We're here
Right?
I mean
Who's gonna suspend us?
We're just hanging out
Talking
Listening to music
Throwing emojis
Just chilling
You know
Just being together
And vibing
Like
Why would you get cancelled
For that shit?
That's all I'm saying
Like
I'm trying to figure out
How to get suspended
What I found out
When I was suspended
I got to do
Absolutely nothing
Everyone else
Got to lose their shit
I've been losing my shit
For the last seven days
People have been DMing me
They're down
50 fucking cents
And meanwhile
The Franklin
The Stanklins of the world
Are down
450 fucking thousand dollars
In NFT
And are more concerned
About NFTs
Or I'm sorry
Shit coins
That they don't even own
So yeah
I've been losing my fucking shit
So yes
I'm trying to get
Permanently suspended
If you know
Someone at Twitter
That could permanently suspend me
Because if I had to
Deactivate my account
Everyone knows
They're like
Oh he just deactivated his account
It's a marketing ploy
Maybe it was
If I deactivated my account
But what if I get suspended
Then that's not a
That's not a marketing ploy
I got suspended
So if you know
Someone at Twitter
Just go ahead and tag them
And let them know
That
This person
Is suspended immediately
Oh we have Brad
What's that?
I just want to point out
You know
You've been suspended before
And you know
We broke you out of jail
Just saying
Yeah so
That's the type of energy
We need
We need someone
Who goes to jail
And then everyone
Goes to the jailhouse
And says
No let them out of jail
That's the type of energy
We need
We have Brad up here
The Bitcoin energy
The energy that
No one asked for
Or needed
But they're still
Going to bring that energy
So Brad
As the last person
Who's still bullish on Bitcoin
Somehow someway
You're hanging on
To the last person
Why are you still
Bullish on Bitcoin?
Well
Okay so Bitcoin
Okay hang on
Hang on
Not Bitcoin
I'm sorry
Rare
Hang on
Let me push up
My fucking glasses
The bridge of my nose
Let me pull up
My fucking suspenders
Let me adjust
My pocket protector
Alright
Now that I have
My nerdism on
Why are you bullish
On rare Satoshis
Ordinals
And BRC20s
I have no idea
What you're talking about
I'm sorry
Hang on a second
Let me tape up
The middle bridge
Of my glasses
Maybe now you understand
What I'm saying
Reverse cross burned
Satoshis
That are teleburned
That went from one
Blockchain to the next
I'm so fucking
Bullish on it
But why
Brad
Why are you bullish
On reverse imaging
Every single Satoshi
I still have no idea
What you're talking about
Alright
Well
All I know is
I've been going to
Binance
Day in and day out
I've been taking
One bitcoin at a time
Ripping the rare
Satoshi out
That bitch
Replacing it with a
Fake Satoshi
Similar
You guys ever heard of
Like birds
What are they called
Bird scooters
Scooter birds
You ever taken
Like little engines
Out of them
And replaced them
For the dead engine
Illegally
Yeah yeah
The same thing's
Happening on the
Blockchain at the moment
People are
Yeah yeah
People are taking out
Rare Satoshis
And shoving in
Fake Satoshis
Well not
Do you
Not fake Satoshis
Do you actually
Want me to talk on this
Of course
Last night
Last night
Put your whole
Stage
The entire
Space
You know how
I know everyone
Been looking for you
NFT Brad
Everyone in the
Space please
Say thank you
At NFT Brad
For being the
Founder of the
Network
And we're so
Happy that
You're wanting to
Transition us to
Rare Satoshis
On the bitcoin
It's not a
Blockchain
What is it
Yeah it's
It's like
I'm gonna go out
On the dock
But I gotta go
Get cigarettes first
Like if you
If you don't tag
Hang on
Well Heather's
Up here
Yes of course
Stop
I missed you
So much
Miss Frizzle
Hang on a second
That's
The Miss Frizzle
Everyone please
Wow look at their
Pen tweet
They're talking
About the network
They said they're
Taking notes
I don't remember
Go to their
Pen tweet
Everyone say
Thank you
Everyone go
Click the purple
Button
If you don't do
This
I'm kicking
More people
Out of the
Space
Alright everyone
Go to the
Purple bubble
Say TY
At Miss Frizzle
Camp
For taking notes
Go to their
Page
Go to their
Pen tweet
I'm not
Mrs. Frizzle
Is tweeted
About Texas
Roadhouse
And invisible
Friends
They're two
Complete opposite
Spectrums
Of the internet
But somehow
Mrs. Frizzle
Ended up
Into this space
She has to go
Get cigarettes
The whole space
Needed to
Know
Did you know
That Miss Frizzle
Needed to go
Get cigarettes
Alex
Well now you do
In case you're
Wondering
Now you don't
Have to guess
I know you
Were wondering
Blame
The ADHD
In me
Look
Miss Frizzle
If you don't
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I think I'm going to start saying that to people that tag me.
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Get it suspended.
That's the new mission.
You're suspended?
Why?
What's wrong with it?
It'll happen soon enough, Ms. Frizzle.
I want to go back over to Brad.
Wrong order stuff still?
Is that the problem?
Ms. Frizzle, please.
The mute button's in the bottom left.
I need to utilize that.
Look, the beauty of Twitter, they have different use cases.
Because when you're on Twitter, you can do whatever you want.
When you're on the speaker panel, you can also do whatever you want.
I'm highly recommending the Heathers of the world to take their thumb, move it 90 degrees,
and then move it another 10 degrees up.
Put you at an 80-degree angle, and then push down.
That'll hit the red button.
It'll turn the purple mic into a mic that is red with a slash through it.
I'm trying to help you here, Heather.
So just, yep, you're there.
Okay, you got it.
I want to go over to Brad.
Brad, as a rare Satoshi Steeler from CZ and Binance,
did you not feel any type of guilt out of ripping rare Satoshis out of Bitcoins?
No, not really.
I think it's kind of fucked up.
It's pretty fucked up.
I mean, dude, think about this.
You have a Bitcoin that's made up of a bunch of Satoshis,
and you got people just ripping the rare ones out.
Wait, Alex, I just realized.
Yeah, see, Kayla knows.
Kayla's sad about this.
Now the Bitcoin's no longer complete.
Now it's like every Bitcoin's missing Satoshi 426.9.
You know, it's sad.
Alex, why are you in the actually fear?
Can you play the Just the Two of Us song?
It's like the Satoshi with the Bitcoin, like,
Just the Two of Us.
426.9.
426.9.
No one else said this prayer, so we're going to.
How many, how many, everyone in the space,
go ahead and Google how many Satoshis make up a Bitcoin.
Just let it be known.
One of those Satoshis are being ripped out every single day.
You think it's bad when plastic straws are shoved up turtles?
Imagine Bitcoins, how they feel.
What?
Yeah, I'm getting canceled.
Those turtles.
Like, no, you've never seen that one YouTube video,
one plastic straw where they take the pliers and rip it out the turtle's nose.
Now no one can have a fucking,
all of America has canceled plastic straws.
Now I have a paper fucking straw.
I've got to drink out a fucking paper straw.
It's all soggy at the end.
And I'm drinking fucking, what was it, cardboard by the end of it all?
Now my, my caramel macchiato is a cardboard macchiato.
Thanks, turtles.
Thanks, plastic straws.
Do you want your Bitcoins to be fucked up like the poor sea turtle?
You can blame the Brads of the world.
Okay, Brad.
Can I ask you?
That's fucked up, dude.
He's ripping out rare Satoshis.
Imagine all the poor Bitcoins.
They're just floating on the blockchain.
Here comes big bad Brad.
I'll take that 426.9 Satoshi.
And then all of a sudden it's got like, you know,
he's like one fin away from dying.
All those Bitcoins now are all fucked up because of the Brads of the world.
Ripping out the rare Satoshis.
And then selling them for three Bitcoins each.
It's fucked, dude.
I can't sell for a...
I'm not going to be shit.
I'm going to buy those Bitcoins either way.
Without the rare Satoshis.
Hang on.
You see Machi down there?
You see him down there?
Bring him up.
Bring him up.
Bring him up.
Let me bully him around real quick.
Yo, y'all.
Hang on.
If you want to see Machi,
if you want to see a billionaire get bullied around by a $30 PFP,
let me get a clapping emoji
because it's about to happen.
Like I'm just sitting there and listening.
I'm going to get that motherfucker.
No, you won't.
I promise you.
You're going to sit there and listen to her
and drink your iced tea.
Who do I bring up?
All right.
I'm sorry, Brad.
You're going to have to steal your rare Satoshis from someone else.
All right, here we go.
We've got all women in Machi on stage.
It's a dream.
It's a dream.
All right, we've got 27 women up on stage.
Machi, insta request.
I know, dude.
All right, so Machi,
as a cap or LARPer,
I can't say that word,
even to this day.
As a cap or LARPer.
Wow.
Dude, some of these tweets are actually pretty banger.
Is your timeline the same way?
I was a top 20% donors to Alex Project,
and he's telling people to bully me.
Lamao, who is surprised, honestly?
A lot of support.
Yeah.
So as Zintani, the founder,
how can you bully the founder?
Look, that's the way it should be.
If you're going to found stuff,
you're going to get bullied.
Like, you're the one directing the ship.
Of course, I'm going to be bitching and moaning,
as I say.
Zintani direct the ship in a different direction.
All right, so we have Machi.
Machi, as a founder of DeFi Apes,
I'm down astronomically,
similar to my network holding.
So I've now held accountable.
The founder of the network token, Zintani,
they didn't like the pressure,
so it's your turn, King.
As the founder of DeFi Apes,
I was told time in and time out,
tell me it wasn't,
that I can sell these motherfuckers for 1E.
At what point in time
do these motherfuckers go to 1E?
Dude, let me tell you,
from the moment these things launch,
I've pretty much traveled
across the fucking world,
and these things haven't fucking budged.
So what's it going to take, Machi?
All right.
So what are you crying about?
Are you crying about DeFi Apes?
Well, there's a couple of things.
The ones I gave to you to give away
so you could get more engagement
and more people to listen to your spaces
and follow your account
and you can engagement farm people
on your timeline.
Well, yeah.
So how many did you give away
and how many did you keep?
Let's start with that.
I gave away like probably 50 plus.
I have 10 that I still...
How many of those
are still being held by those people?
Not good.
Not good.
Not good.
Is there still 5 of 50?
Is there still 10% still hanging out?
Actually, I think like a couple of people...
Dude, you want to hear a funny story?
A couple of people are like
bitching at me
that they got a free DeFi Ape.
Like they are actually upset
that they got a free...
And I'm not making that up.
I'm not making that up.
At least...
At least minimum.
Not capping LARPing.
Three people bitched at me
that they got a free DeFi Ape.
And I said,
hey, can you please return that?
And then maybe we'll give it to someone.
And they said no.
I said, okay.
Yo, I got an even funnier story.
Like you guys keep...
Like books keep hitting
thread guy about that QQL.
Yo, you don't know how many influencers
asked me for a DeFi Ape
and how many I gave out
and they just dumped it on the first day.
Well, no.
Do we actually want to...
Do we actually want to do that?
Like pretty much everybody
with their own space
has got a DeFi Ape.
Do you actually want to do that?
Nah, let's not talk about it.
What else?
Do you want to talk about DeFi Apes?
When does it go to 1-E?
Hmm.
I'm guessing...
Someday.
You're a capital-arfer.
What do you want me to say?
Give you an exact date?
You think I'm Mystic Mac?
I'm going to predict the round of the knockout?
Something like that?
Is that what you're expecting, Alex?
Yes.
I want to know the exact date
because I feel like I could floor him right now
because you pumped him like 1%
and then I can capture that 1%
and get in lower.
It's at like 0.17 right now.
1.6 is the floor.
No one's selling it at 0.25 right now.
I don't know.
Let's see what happens.
I'm not in a rush.
Let's see what happens.
I am.
I'm in a rush.
How many do you have?
How many do you have to dump?
Like 40.
Holy crap.
How'd you hoard so many?
Are those ones you gave you
or did you buy it yourself?
Well, I didn't hoard so many.
I got Blur Bid dumped on.
I mean, it's part of the game.
So how many do you have?
You have 40 of them?
Like 40.
Are you legit serious?
I have no reason to cap normally.
Okay.
So what?
Like at least keep your 101.
Yes.
Yes.
Dump the other 39 of them
into the bids.
Not yet.
Not yet, dude.
I got you trapped.
I got you right where I want you.
I know where you're top.
The top is the 1E.
Machi, pump it to 1E.
So when I get to 1E,
you guys dump it on me
and take 39 ETH out, right?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
That's what I want to take 39 ETH.
Damn.
I can feel that social engineering.
Like, oh, when's it going to hit 1E, Machi?
And you've had that weapon there the whole time.
39 D5 ETH.
Dude, you know what's funny?
Waiting to dump on my head.
It popped to like 0.3.
Dude, I was running to the fucking Blur Bids.
There was none there.
It was at like 0.1.
Bart's probably got more DeFi Apes
ready to dump on my head, man.
I have.
I have every single.
You think, you think, you think.
How many do you have?
Bart, how many do you have?
You think all this account have some dump on your head?
I've got more than just.
I got dumped on every fucking appendage of you.
Not just your head.
I've got enough DeFi Apes
to dump on every single appendage you have.
Yes, I've got that collection trapped.
A $30 PFP has a billionaire trapped.
Can you believe that?
I'm not a billionaire, motherfucker.
I'm not a billionaire.
Why do you keep saying shit like that?
I don't know.
I'm a billionaire.
Like a one millionth.
Yeah, a billionth of a ball bag.
No, like a one millionth of a billionth.
That makes me a one millionth billionth billionaire.
That's how you word things, don't you?
Whatever they put in these white claws should be illegal.
Let that be nothing.
Is that like a donut or what is it?
A white claw?
That doesn't have 5% alcohol.
That's bullshit.
Alcohol.
Oh, those are bear claws.
You drank 11, dude.
That's 55%.
55% of my body is made of alcohol right now.
I believe it.
You've been drinking all right?
What time is it?
9.40?
9.50?
Damn.
You have no idea where I'm at in the world.
9.40?
I'm guessing you're in Ohio with bark.
The two of you have nothing to do with my drink white claws.
Nope.
I refuse to tell you my location.
Last time I told someone my location, I almost got you.
What?
You almost got what?
What happened?
Did I run?
Am I running or you?
Am I rugged?
I'm not rugged.
Last time I told someone my location, I, I, you know, these guys.
You got swapped by hot girls.
You got swapped by hot girls.
A bunch of hot girls showed up where you were.
No, no.
A lot of these people cap and LARP on the timeline.
A bunch of pimply nerds showed up and said, Alex, I love you.
I wanted to hang out with you.
Is that what happened?
No, no, no, no, no.
The cops were not.
I don't know.
I give up guessing.
Tell us what happened.
What happened?
That's it.
It wasn't, it wasn't like anything.
It was just an annoyance.
Getting called at like 2 to 3 a.m.
Having like people come to my room, investigate my room.
They said I have drugs in my room.
So it's just stupid shit.
So, yeah, I try not to tell people my location.
Not a big deal.
It's just an annoyance.
If you didn't know my address to begin with, you wouldn't be able to do that.
It's okay.
People know your address.
How do you feel about that?
Um, not good, but it is what it is.
Do you think people will come visit you now that they know your personal address?
You mean like uninvited?
Yes.
With ill intentions?
I think, I think only people that would do that would be people that have nothing to lose.
Upset their life.
You're good.
Yeah.
Wait, what is that?
Wait, hang on.
What is that?
Nothing to lose.
I just said.
I mean, I guess everyone, that is one thing.
I never, are we doing that?
Hell yeah, dude.
Um, I guess that is one thing you could lose.
My whole thing was, okay.
Bart's cooking a margarita pizza.
Dude, my calories are fucked.
Macros are all fucked up.
Those white claws are high caloric, by the way.
100 calories.
Dude, what the fuck are they putting in things?
Dude, so you've been drinking all that.
Dude, those things are filled with cellulite.
I just drank two more of them.
Now I got cellulite.
Just ask me when we're going to Vegas, Alex.
Do you feel like Vegas or what?
When you get a little alcohol in it?
We go to Vegas.
Absolutely.
When are we going to Vegas?
What?
Oh, no.
This feels like.
When are we going?
This feels like FOMO me.
Like, I literally said this trip.
We didn't ask what it feels like.
We asked when.
I said no Vegas's trip.
I said no Vegas's trip.
But talking to you two guys right here, right now,
I'm getting deja vu of Jimbo again.
Oh, my God.
Alex, what was the last thing he told you when he saw you in Taiwan?
He said we're going to Vegas.
Word for word.
He said see you in Vegas.
Yep.
I think I did.
I did say that.
I said see you guys in Vegas.
Well, look.
You have the DeFi apes.
I got teary when he was saying bye to us.
Anyone that's in the network, if they want to go to Vegas.
Tito Burrow.
Stand by in Tito Burrow.
Is that what's going on again?
Tito.
Tito.
You're Tito.
Hang in.
Ready for Tito Burrow again or something.
Tito Burrow.
And what's the Ohio airport?
Dude, don't comp like 40 rooms.
That's very simple.
Like you guys are flat for that cornfield.
No, no.
They'll comp the rooms.
Everyone else can buy their flights and everything.
They can buy everything.
The rooms are just comped.
And then you'll have like 40 people.
28 rooms.
Not 40 rooms.
Don't exaggerate.
Because 28 rooms.
I don't know how many rooms it was.
They're all in a five-star hotel.
So, whatever.
People can bunk up.
I don't give a fuck.
Yeah, people can bunk up.
Then we can fit a lot more people.
I'll bunk up, dude.
I'll sleep on the fucking...
I will sleep in the...
You don't sleep, Alex.
What are you telling me?
You don't sleep.
You're just in the casino all night.
I'll just sleep in the fucking lobby area.
I don't give a fuck.
What are they going to do?
Kick me out?
Okay.
Then what?
Okay.
Then what?
Then what?
Put me in a jail?
Then what?
And exactly.
So, I don't need no fancy-smancy room.
I can literally sleep in the lobby.
So, that's an additional room we have.
Dude.
All these Cap and LARPers.
They're going to be like,
I want to come.
And they're not going to show up.
They're not going to show up.
What's that guy's name?
Tout?
He didn't show up.
Oh, dude.
We invited people.
The previous people we invited,
we said pretty much...
Dude, I see Greg.
Let's invite Greg next time.
We need Greg to come out.
I think he plays golf or something.
He's got to come, man.
We need Greg to come off.
Greg's got to come with us
next time we go to Vegas.
Greg's coming.
And Adrian, man.
We got to invite Adrian.
That way we can see Elon Musk.
I would actually love to meet Adrian.
He's got to come for sure.
I got to invite that guy.
You know what?
You invite that guy,
and you guys take mushrooms in the desert,
or you're going to start seeing alien shit.
I don't do mushrooms, dude.
What the fuck?
I don't need drugs.
Is alcohol a drug, though?
Because I did drink some of that.
Alcohol is pretty rough, man.
It can be rough.
The way you guys are drinking it,
I don't know who it was.
I think it was my brother or someone.
It might be my cousin Steven.
He said,
Hey, Jeff,
those guys are drinking like $9,000 worth of tequila shots.
I'm just like,
okay,
I don't think I have to pay.
It's comped.
But I don't think my cousin Steven ever saw a bill like that
for just two people drinking shots.
So he was like,
that's not comped.
I'm like,
yeah, sure it's comped.
It was comped when you were down,
and then when you got up,
they immediately addressed the issue.
They said,
hang on,
they can't be drinking all that.
Bro,
they addressed the issue the first day
when they said that the fucking MGM resorts
ran out of fucking liquor.
I've never seen anything.
I heard that book.
How did they run out of fucking tequila?
Tequila's more Classe Azul
or whatever you guys are ordering.
They ran out of Classe Azul.
They literally said,
I heard them say,
you guys drank it all.
I was like,
wow,
that's pretty impressive.
I was like,
good job,
guys.
Good fucking job.
Wow.
I remember that.
They said they ran out.
But no,
you gotta give them credit.
I think the next day
or by the next day night,
they replenished it,
right?
Yes,
They did.
They got it back.
It was just the one day.
It was one day
we cleared the entire bar somehow.
Somehow you guys drank it all
and they're like,
we don't have any more.
And then like,
I think the very next day
you guys are drinking it again.
All right,
so when Vegas?
Why do you have to do that to me?
That's like,
I'm like an addict
and you're trying to supply me
some crack or something.
we don't have to gamble.
I'm shaking,
man.
My hands are shaking.
Literally,
my hands are shaking.
I can hear my voice.
Just LARP.
Just say,
I'm going to gamble.
Just go LARP.
You're going to gamble
and then just let them
give us a bunch of free comp rooms
and everyone just enjoy.
Minus gambling.
minus gambling,
Vegas is pretty dope.
Like,
just the,
everything around there.
You don't have to go to like
some fancy smancy restaurant
even though
we went to fancy smancy.
You don't need to.
What?
I mean.
Yeah,
you can just,
you can go hang out by the pool.
Like,
you don't have to
spend millions of dollars
when you go.
You can just simply go to Vegas.
Man,
you got me convinced.
just hang out by the pool.
What do you want me to say?
I'm not going to say no.
How do I say no to Vegas?
Then I ask you again,
W-E-N,
when?
Who,
who,
who's going?
Who's going?
Whoever.
and whoever else.
Like,
for me,
for sure me,
and then,
I don't care.
Is Ohio bringing his girlfriend again
from Ohio?
Last time I brought Bark,
he brought a friend.
A plus one.
That ended up saying
I tried to
stick my lawyers on him
or some shit like that.
Dude,
Bark's all quiet.
He knows I'm talking about him.
Bark and Mrs. Bark.
I know the truth.
All I know is.
I know the truth now.
Everybody knows.
yeah.
No one that's going to bring trouble
or too much,
like,
there's certain types of drama
that's cool in Vegas.
Some is not cool.
I know the truth at this point.
Bucks,
are you going to bring a girl?
shit.
You better hope she's not
listening to space.
Well,
your girl's cool,
though.
okay,
let's pretend we're going to Vegas
this coming weekend.
let's crash the fucking
Izuki party.
Who here's an Izuki?
That's what I want.
That's what we got to do.
Who wants to see it?
I'll go buy like 100 Izukis
and we'll take everybody.
Well,
you can go with the bean,
right?
You don't need an Izuki.
Rangiku?
Rangiku?
Rangiku?
Rangitang.
A bean gets a plus one.
What?
The bean gets a plus one.
You don't even need an Izuki.
You don't even need an Izuki?
You know what?
Carl's got us.
Carl's got an Izuki.
Let's roll with Carl.
Just farm the beans
for a moment.
Let's say we're going to go
crash the Izuki party.
just farm the beans.
Who's coming with us?
I'm just saying farm the beans.
The beans can get in the party?
The beans can get in the party?
The beans get a plus one.
Holy crap,
this party's going to be,
there's going to be
a lot of people there.
Maybe.
Holy crap.
It's going to look like
Chinese New Year over there.
That's racist.
Okay,
it's going to,
it's going to look like,
I don't know.
Like an NFT party,
dude.
Damn,
talking about Chinese is racist?
Yeah,
dude,
when you say Izuki,
hang on,
bring up Demon.
He'll know way more information.
All right,
well,
when's the Izuki party?
Is it this weekend?
I don't know.
Yep.
Yep.
Who said yes?
It is this weekend.
I did.
This weekend?
What's today?
Monday?
Fuck.
Hey,
you know what?
I noticed Carl didn't invite me.
Holy crap.
He knows we could go PJ over there
and he didn't even invite me.
I don't think he wants me at that.
Let me,
let me ping Carl right now.
Dang.
My boy did it right.
Dude,
I'll buy some beans
if that's what we really need.
Don't ask Carl
where he's at.
Or $100?
Actually,
it's a refundable deposit.
What?
I think you can share it.
What the fuck?
Let me invite Carl
to space.
Let's invite Carl
to space to find out.
Hang on.
here's another bean.
We can bring up
all the beans.
Can you invite Carl
to space?
I'm not hosting.
You guys invite him.
Invite Carl.
You guys met Carl in person?
Yeah,
he was listening all day today.
Dude,
Carl,
Carl,
like,
got your back
at these Izuki parties.
It's K,
Carl with a K,
right?
He put the,
what,
is it?
it's C.
it's C Choi.
shit.
Carl's got your back,
man.
You go to Izuki parties.
Carl made the word down.
Is he in the space already?
Carl Troy,
24-7 comics.
Is it C?
D-A-R-L.
Okay,
it is Carl.
Dude,
we got to get that.
Okay,
I invited him.
We can know what's going
down Izuki this weekend
and see if we all fly out.
Holy crap,
I'm getting,
my hands are shaking.
We have,
we have all the,
the beans up here now.
We have Demon,
Moak,
Simp.
Moak.
Moak.
Moak.
Moak.
Demon,
are you going to the
Izuki party this weekend?
Yeah,
bro.
I'll be there.
Demon,
do you want us to roll up?
Hang on.
I see the beans now
waving at me.
Every fucking Izuki bean
is now trying to get up here
and we've got a party
this weekend.
No one gives a fuck.
Unrequest.
Demon,
do you want us to come out?
Demon.
I mean,
yeah,
pull up.
Why not?
Nice.
Nice.
Simak,
you want to,
Sim,
Simtoshi.
You,
you want us to roll up
to Vegas this weekend?
Are you going to be there,
Simtoshi?
I might be.
It might be.
And then do you want
the four of us
to show up?
I would love that.
Nice.
Moak,
you want to meet
Alex,
Books,
Bark,
and Machi?
Yeah,
if you guys are going
100%,
it's my birthday
on Saturday,
so that'll be pretty sick.
shit.
Sounds like Vegas
is going to be off the hook.
my God.
You know what's funny?
I don't think Carl invited me.
Let's get Carl on stage.
I want to know what,
he didn't mention it to me.
I'm,
I'm,
I'm hoping I didn't know
it'd just go by.
I wonder if he's going.
You guys know Carl Choi?
You three beans?
I'm talking to you three beans.
I don't know who,
I don't know who Carl is.
you don't know Carl?
What,
what are the dates
of the Izuki party?
Did you guys about
Carl to the space?
Yes.
Okay.
It's,
it's on the Thursday
and Friday.
Wait,
Thursday?
Yeah,
because there's a,
there's a whole bunch of events.
There's a side,
there's a whole bunch of side events
that you have to go to.
the real event.
What,
it's starting a Thursday already?
That's early Thursday?
Dude,
I can't make it on a Thursday.
That's on,
the actual party's on Friday,
so there's,
there's side events on Thursday,
Saturday,
and Sunday.
We can make it any day.
Yeah,
what are you talking about?
Alex is like,
well,
I can't go to Vegas on a Thursday.
Oh my God,
don't lie.
Okay.
This Thursday?
You can take off the night
if you want it.
Don't lie.
Okay,
okay,
okay,
okay.
I'm pretty ready.
When does it,
okay,
it runs from Thursday to when?
Sunday.
Thursday.
I don't know if I can last that long,
dude.
Just go hard with all these young kids.
Monday,
Tuesday,
Wednesday.
19th,
20th.
Tal,
you coming?
The 22nd to like the 25th or something?
Yep.
Is that right?
Yep.
Okay.
Are you going?
Tal Corb,
you coming?
Dude,
I don't lie.
I'm just,
if you're going to say you're going to go,
just go.
Like,
don't,
don't try to like,
grandstand that you're going.
I couldn't come off mute fast enough,
folks.
I'm fucking in,
dude.
Let's go,
bro.
Don't threat me with a good time.
I'm at the airport now,
Alex.
I'll be in,
I'll be in the parking lot.
I don't LARP.
Roll the,
if you LARP,
hanging out Zagabond this weekend.
LARPification,
you just changed the space name to LARPification.
Is that you?
I've never LARPed a day in my life.
Yeah,
he's smiling.
Definitely.
I never LARPed a day in my life.
I don't LARP.
Look,
if I say I'm going to do something,
I go do it.
I have no reason to not do it.
So if you're going to come to Vegas,
I think we're kind of going to have to start.
What do you think?
How many?
Okay.
Machi.
Yeah.
How many do you think,
how many rooms do you think they'd comp you?
25 rooms.
So if we start up an Excel spreadsheet of people that want to go to Vegas,
only thing that will be covered is your hotel.
That's it.
You're going to have to get your ass.
Why are we treated like little kids,
man?
We just squeeze four to five in a room.
It'll be like slumber party.
If we have like 500 people,
fuck it.
We just have like.
We can't even get 25.
Machi,
Machi.
We couldn't even get two people.
Paid flights.
Paid everything.
Meals,
flights,
hotels.
Even,
dude,
I even told them I'll slip you a cup of hunnits to come gamble.
Still could not get fucking people to come out.
You think,
you think if I say the only thing you'll get is a hotel room in Vegas,
you'll be able to come out?
that there's no way you get a hundred people.
You'll get,
you'll get 10,000 signups and like one person will actually show the fuck up.
All right.
I'm down to figure it out.
If we have 25 rooms,
what is it?
Is it the Aria?
Which rooms are we talking about?
Aria.
I say we stick some people in another one so that if they show up and they're drooling
all over themselves at dinner or something,
we could tell them like,
we'll see you tomorrow.
We'll call you,
you know,
we don't want one of those situations.
I'm not saying there ain't nobody.
Oh my God.
what?
Motherfuckers.
You're going to hell,
you're actually going to hell.
Books is,
books is going to hell.
Let it be known,
books is actually going to hell.
Because what if you drool on yourself?
You're no longer allowed to hang out.
Yeah.
You know,
Alex drooled on himself a couple of times during that week,
dude.
Dude,
why are you drooling?
It's okay.
But it's okay,
Alex.
It's okay.
You're drooling.
Because Alex,
you're number one influence on all blockchains.
Now,
if it's some,
some person with only like 500 followers drooling all over himself,
we're going to leave them in the streets,
right?
What's up with that?
Dude,
they left the number one influence on all blockchains in the street too.
He was doing snow angels,
Machi,
in your town.
You let the number one influence go.
You know what?
You know what was really bad?
You know how I got to that location?
Books just shoved me in a taxi and said,
take him away from me.
And the taxi person,
shoved me out of the taxi.
And so I was left to do snow angels in the middle of the streets of Taiwan.
And then like some other poor taxi person dragged my sorry ass off the
fucking streets.
I got up and stood up.
I handed them my phone.
They shoved it back into me.
Like I almost fell over.
They shoved it.
I don't want your shitty ass fucking iPhone 14 pro max,
256 gigabytes shoved it back into me.
And guess what I did?
You can have my fucking iPhone.
Two 56 gigabyte pro 14 max.
And how do I know all this?
Because Taiwan is under surveillance.
Cause people like Machi.
So they don't run any type of contract risk.
They can track the tapes.
They can be like,
wait a second.
There were four Rolexes here yesterday.
Yesterday.
There's only three.
Someone checked the contracts.
And there goes Machi.
Like,
Hey,
you don't need this fourth.
Rolex threes are even number.
don't pick on them until you get some rooms booked out.
that's how I,
that's how I knew what I did that night.
How did I know I was making snow angels in the streets when I'm blacked out?
Well,
you go to the police station and all 50 Taiwanese police people start laughing.
Like,
look at this dumb ass foreigner giving his phone away,
almost getting ran over by vehicles for 30 minutes straight.
I am so glad they are not Taiwanese citizen.
Kick this motherfucker out.
They said,
let me see your passport.
And I said,
why?
Because you're getting deported.
where's Carl?
Did you guys invite him or not?
Who invited him?
Yes,
I invited Carl Choi.
And that's racist.
Fuck,
did you invite him?
That's racist that Carl Choi owns a Zuki's job.
Invite Carl Choi to this basis.
Dude,
I've sent him a DM.
I don't know.
Why do you want Carl?
So he can shill his magazine shit all over the place that you're an angel investor in your 24 seven magazines.
we get a green light at the Zuki party,
man.
Dude,
you don't know.
Like,
I promise you the beans can get everyone in.
I'm going to tell you,
I literally low key.
I never like,
you know,
when I introduced Alex to other people,
I don't tell them that you're the number one,
you know,
influence on blockchain.
Just tell this Alex and stuff that I keep it low key.
Just like Carl.
You don't know.
He run,
he ran the LA club scene and he knows all the homies in Vegas and he knows all the Asians in LA and Vegas.
When we go there,
Carl's with us.
Dude,
we're rolling VIP.
All right.
Well,
get Carl's,
get them in here,
dude.
Take care of him.
But the thing is,
I don't think he wanted us to go.
He didn't even tell me about the Zuki party.
I guess either he knew.
Hang on,
hang on,
hang on.
Do you know who demon is?
I don't know.
Demon was sneaking us in the back doors of the Zuki party,
last Zuki party,
like Harriet Tubman.
We're going in the underground railroads.
Whoa.
What?
I don't think you as a,
you're not white,
but I don't know if you can talk about it.
That's the fucking facts,
Jack.
They only taught me in my fucking history class.
Man,
you maga guy.
All right.
Anyways,
demon was sneaking me into the back doors of the Zuki party.
That's better.
That's better.
Okay.
So he's not getting in the back door.
I was supposed to pay.
Wait,
demon,
am I going to get you off the cabal team if I tell people this?
I don't know anything.
I'm just here.
Okay.
Demon could probably get everyone in.
What event was it in New York or what was it?
At the Zuki party.
As an Zuki community party.
Worse,
they were selling like 0.1 ETH NFTs to get in.
Meanwhile,
demon's like,
Alec,
come here.
I got you.
Books,
come here.
I got you.
Oh my God.
You got 15 fucking people with you.
Come on.
Come on.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Hurry,
hurry,
hurry.
Move,
move,
move,
move,
move,
move with a sense of urgency,
soldier.
Left,
right,
left,
right.
We are marching the fucking,
but I think he's really hungry or I'm just shaking from thinking about Vegas and the Zuki
party.
I'm like ready to like pull up.
You're shaking because you got to get those.
Let's show these motherfuckers how to dance.
Let's show these motherfuckers how to.
dude,
I'm just going to.
All right.
Well,
I'm thinking about that battle dancing.
Everybody,
I'm just going to,
I'm going to smoke fools.
I'm going to make everybody look stupid.
I'll pop them,
I'll lock them.
I'll dance them,
dude.
Everybody's going to be a whole demon.
How many people can you get into the Zuki party?
Realistically.
I mean,
now it's going to be tough.
It is.
It is definitely going to be tough.
Get Carl in here.
Get Carl in here.
Demon,
Demon,
between you and I,
can you get me in?
I'm pressing the Zagabon VIP table.
Demon,
I've always been told,
like you ever,
you ever seen those people that are like trying to save lives when they're swimming and stuff
and you got like all these people,
they always say save yourself before saving others.
So right now,
Demon,
is there a chance that you have a plus one where you can save me?
Okay.
Perfect.
Now,
now when we save me,
hang on,
Machi,
you've saved me.
Now let's start saving others.
Demon,
do you have a plus two?
What the fuck?
All right.
That's fine.
That's fine.
Hang on.
Hang on.
Hang on.
Look at Moak.
Look at him.
Moak?
Can you guys hear me?
The green beaner.
Hey,
Moak,
we don't need to hear you.
We just need,
we need,
we need emojis.
Do you have a plus one?
Thumbs up.
Yeah.
Yeah,
I do.
I do.
Wait,
you already bringing a plus one?
I don't have a plus one.
Check your DMs.
Sweet.
so which party is the main one?
Which club is it at?
Maybe I got a hookup at that club.
Which club is it at?
Hakkasan.
We probably call the owner.
Is that Hakkasan?
I don't,
I don't,
do I know the owner of Hakkasan?
I'm not going to LARP.
I'd have to make some phone calls.
I'd be like,
Machi,
you haven't called me in like five,
man,
you haven't called me in eight years,
and now you want to,
you want to come party at my Hakkasan club?
I'm going to fucking call this guy.
When I used to own a club,
we were all networked together,
but dude,
it's been a while,
man.
I'm going to look like such an asshole
calling someone like.
All right,
so hang on.
I'm writing down these dates.
What days were they,
Machi?
You're saying the.
Hakkasan's in which,
wait,
Hakkasan's in which.
Okay,
five days from now,
the 24th.
Which hotel is Hakkasan in?
Hurry up and Google that.
the 24th to win.
The 20,
Demon.
Which hotel is Hakkasan in?
Yeah,
23rd to the 25th,
I believe.
what?
That's whack.
Dude,
I just need to know which hotel Hakkasan is in.
I'm writing this down as,
Hakkasan,
how do you spell that?
Hakkasan.
How do you spell it?
H-A-K-K-A-S-A-N.
I have a good feeling.
Which hotel is it?
S-S-A-N?
H-A-K-K-A-S-A-N.
Okay.
Which hotel is it in?
There we go.
23rd to the 25th,
Hakkasan.
I look back at this,
this pen tweet.
MGM,
I knew it!
Game fucking over.
I got this.
I got it.
What are you talking about?
MGM Group.
That's Aria.
It's a private event, though.
MGM?
MGM is golden.
Yeah.
Demon,
they rented the whole Hakkasan?
Yeah,
the whole place.
they didn't rent the whole fucking Hakkasan.
Wait,
did they rent it and upcharge it three times,
the price?
We'll walk them right in.
Hey,
we're all staying at the Hakkasan.
it's already been checked out by the entire,
how do I get in?
You just got to pay three times the price.
That's,
what is that called when they,
is it scalping?
Dude,
leave it to founders to scalp the living fuck
out of hotel rooms
to sell to their,
dude.
this is like day one.
I think even under my name,
we get five to ten rooms
after that last trip,
bro.
I can get,
you know,
that'd be the best thing I can do.
I feel like,
I feel like,
yeah,
I can get like one room for myself.
you get like,
you get like five.
Five.
I think we could probably.
Let me tell you,
Alex probably get two rooms.
You know why?
He did the secret trick,
which I want to teach everybody here tonight.
So what you do is,
when you're gambling
and you win a little money,
you take the chip
and you hide it in your pocket.
And then like,
Alex tries to hide those chips in his pocket
thinking that he's got the casino credit system fooled
that,
I lost money guys,
so please comp me more.
Then he,
he gambles
and he puts it in his pocket.
Then he's like,
okay,
go downstairs to the casino cashier,
change it all into cash
and bring it back upstairs.
And then I got to wait for this motherfucker
to count his 10,
20 grand.
It's taking forever.
I'm getting so pissed.
He's like changing the U.S. dollar
back into chips
because he thinks
that by
showing the cash,
the casino doesn't know
that he just changed that into cash
and now he wants to change it back into chips.
Is that called money law?
I don't know.
But he's like washing the chips in the cash
so it seems like he's a big baller.
He's losing a lot of money
and you should comp me more rooms.
And I think he thinks that
fucks with the system
or somehow he's like,
Monty,
they only track the 500 and up though.
It's such a crypto person's mentality.
I think they only track
the 500 and up chips though.
Like the 25 and 100 dollar chips,
I don't think they track those.
That's what we had.
That's pretty big once in a while.
That's what the books,
the books lets it ride every time.
He loves to let it ride, dude.
He's like,
All in,
always win.
I'm like,
All right.
All right.
You also lose everything
when you lose.
But yeah,
I can get two rooms
because he did some weird
fuck shit things
with the algorithm
at the casino.
And the casino
just wasn't smart enough
for the lizard math.
And like,
yeah,
he can get two rooms for sure.
The best was like bringing up $200
and $200 and US dollars
and then watching them.
And I brought them in $1 bills
and watching them count
all every single dollar
and watching everyone
at the Baccarat table
get highly upset.
Like,
Oh my God,
stop doing that.
And I did it every single day.
I brought up $201 bills
every single day.
And I watched as the cashier
counted one by one.
And they gave me two chips.
They gave me two fucking chips.
The smallest chips they have
in there is $100.
So I had my two chips
and I immediately got bankrupt
into two hands
and I did it all over again.
Machi's like,
take the fucking $1,000
so you stop doing that, Alex.
I'll do it again.
I'd like my two black chips.
My two fucking $100 chips.
Try to give me those yellow chips
for good luck.
Nope.
Give those to someone else.
I've got my two chips.
I got my chip in my chair.
I'm going to count another $200.
where the fuck is Bark?
Did he fall asleep
from drinking all those
goddammit,
whatever the fuck they're called, dude?
Do you think he passed out?
White Claws?
Yeah, he passed out.
He got me fucked.
Bark's still embarrassed
about the last Vegas trip.
That's why he's quiet.
He still knows he fucked up
bad last Vegas trip.
He's just quiet.
This guy is looking
at the wall right now.
We put him in the back room.
Folks,
he took care of Bark, right?
He took him in the back room
facing the wall.
Put him in the bathroom.
Put him in the bathroom.
I was literally thinking
he's the bad left Bark.
Bark's a bad look, man.
The only thing I remember
about the bathroom
was me trying to kick down
the doors.
I remember when we won,
I went flying around
the private room
and doing like,
what's the one,
you know,
you ever do Street Fighters
where they're like,
is it Johnny?
No, it's not.
Who is it?
The guy who does like
those flying bicycle kicks.
Right.
I was flying bicycle kicking
around the private room
and I went straight
into those bathroom doors.
Alex thought he was guile.
He thought he was guile.
He thought he was guile.
No, no,
I was a bicycle kicker.
Guile.
No, no, no, no, no.
I was definitely,
who's the fucking guy?
It's the Chinese guy,
Machi.
You're not the,
what?
You racist.
You're not the Chinese guy.
I think it's Luke Kang.
I didn't want to say the name
because I feel like
I'm going to fuck it up.
That's Mortal Kombat though,
right?
That's Mortal Kombat.
What did I say?
Street Fighters?
Elkort.
I'm in Mortal Kombat.
Elkort,
are you rolling up
on the Zookies?
Dude,
I'm totally,
I'm ready.
I got the cleanest bean
in the whole collection,
but I think you got
to register, Machi,
so unless somebody's
getting me in,
I'm fucked.
Dude,
Zagabon is not
holding us at the door
and not letting you
Yeah,
what is Zagabon going to do?
If you say we're walking in,
what the fuck
are they going to do?
I don't know.
You can't come in?
I was like six foot nine.
He's a big dude.
Oh, fuck.
Dude,
the Zookies are mostly Asian
and everyone in that motherfucker.
This will be the perfect
That's fucked up.
You guys are fucked up.
Next person that says
the Zookies are mostly Asian,
I'm blocking you.
I just removed
NFT Taylor
from the space
because I knew
he was about to say
the same goddamn thing.
Zagabon,
Machi,
Books,
Mark,
and Alex.
That's like the biggest
ruggers in Web3
all together,
bro.
That'll be the best.
Now that you mention it,
I'll be one table
away from Zagabon.
You guys can handle it.
I just finished
legitimizing myself,
clearing my name
on the timeline.
You know,
I got to,
I got to.
Then you did Jimbo.
He's like,
it's legitimate
for two seconds.
Then you're like,
hey, Alex,
I got these crack devs.
You should invest in them.
I go to the Ape Ark.
They're chewing on Adderall
like they're Skittles,
smoking vapes.
I don't know what you did
to those guys.
What did you do to them
to make them come
into Ape Ark?
You know what's really sad
about them?
Okay,
first they rugged for seven.
Do you like Ape Ark, Alex?
First they rugged for seven
and a half million.
The saddest part,
all they could eat from
was from 7-Eleven.
Like,
they had like the $1 meal
from 7-Eleven.
I'm like,
you guys just rugged
for 7.5 million,
and the most Machi
will give you
is like $1 meals
from 7-Eleven.
I felt bad
for those guys.
Imagine a picture.
Imagine a picture.
He's got them
by the balls.
I got the best caption
for a picture
of Machi and Zagabon,
bro.
You captioned that shit
22,000 each squared.
That's it.
You put the little two
next to the 22,000
picture of both of them.
That'll be the best
fucking,
dude,
that'll be epic.
We gotta make this happen,
Machi.
What the fuck
are you guys talking?
Oh, shit,
we got Carl up here.
What the fuck
are you guys talking about?
Not 24 magazines.
I swear to God,
if you shill 24-7 magazines,
this was Messiah.
That's just so fucking hard.
Hold on.
I don't need to.
I'll let you shill it.
Carl,
quick,
quick,
Carl.
One second,
one second,
Carl.
How come
you didn't tell me
the Zuki party
was this weekend?
I feel a little
like you don't want me
there or something.
You can go.
You can come.
There's no interest.
I'm pretty sure
there's no interest.
No interest
for me going?
we were just talking
about going to Vegas.
Like,
my hands are shaking
thinking about Vegas
this weekend.
I'm like,
let's go this
this weekend.
Are you going,
Carl?
I'll be there.
I'll be going
since Wednesday.
Wednesday to Sunday.
As in,
like,
day after tomorrow
you're already flying out?
Yeah.
my God.
Maybe I need to get
the private jet ready
for Wednesday
so we can go.
where did you go?
Carl,
why didn't you
invite me?
fuck Machi.
dude,
Carl,
trust me.
You're too far away.
Where are you,
Alex?
Are you in Thailand
or Taiwan?
Where are you?
don't worry.
Are you an American citizen
anymore?
Don't worry
where I'm at.
I'm more worried
where my invitation's at.
And you get one.
Do we get,
are we going to roll
with the Zagabas table
or do you got a table,
Carl?
How's this do,
how's it going down?
I don't have a table.
I got invited to a table.
So one of our,
our bachelors.
Plus four,
plus five,
you're going to bring
some motherfuckers with you?
I think,
I think it's just me
and my wife.
So we're just going
to piggyback off.
All right,
let's,
all right,
let's not go,
man.
Let's go.
Shit,
we can't go with Carl
and his wife.
We're going to fuck shit up.
he said he's a Vegas legend,
I bring my wife
because I am a legend.
True love.
That guy's true love.
Now,
leave him alone.
He's not like these
abandoners or,
you know,
bark that don't care
about dogs.
He loves his dog,
loves his wife.
I love my dogs.
I love my wife.
I represent you.
Different kind of people.
Different kind of DNA.
We're different kind of people.
All right,
Carl,
so can we,
I think I told you though,
Machi,
I think I told you
I was going to be in Vegas
like maybe a couple weeks ago.
We saw each other.
But forgot all about it.
And I was like,
Zero interest.
Zero interest,
I think.
It was zero interest,
but now there's interest.
Like,
all of a sudden I'm thinking
about Vegas.
I'm like,
yeah,
it'd be good.
can I hang out at Zagabon's table?
Could you like ping him
and let him know I'm coming?
I don't think they have a table.
I think they have their own
like section and stuff.
I'm going to the Zagabon's section.
I'm going to go roll with that.
Yeah,
I mean,
Hakka-san,
you know,
I think I have more tickets too.
Let him know the Asian homies coming,
you know,
and we're going to hang out.
The most important question is,
it's a whole weekend,
so there's like a bunch of events.
I have an event on Saturday too,
so you guys should definitely
roll through to that.
All the Asians.
It's got Books,
Bark,
Alex,
Machi.
The Asians and the Caucasians.
Like,
all Asians.
It all ends with Asians,
right?
We're ready to party.
I see another bean.
Demon,
you going to be in Vegas too?
Demon.
I'm Rico Suave.
yeah,
yeah,
I'm going to be there.
I'm going to be there.
we got to kick it then.
Yeah.
Demon's bringing Alex.
Demon's plus one is Alex.
He says he don't have one for me.
What about Tout,
Nel Corp,
Stardust,
everyone else?
I'll go buy some Azuki.
You guys ready to ditch everybody now?
We'll go buy some beans and Azukis,
and then we're rolling up.
It's going to be a ranger.
It's like after party.
So like,
I got,
I got Delilah on Friday.
We got,
we got some pretty good seats.
Pretty big reservation.
And then we got,
we're throwing like a,
kind of a comic con of builders on Saturday.
And then with that one,
we're going to take everyone to see Taiga after.
And then Marshmallow and then Diplo in the morning.
So it was a pretty good run on Saturday.
Oh man.
You guys don't know,
Carly used to run the LA club scene,
man.
Anyways,
we're rolling with Carly.
If we go,
we're rolling with Carly guys.
So it's going to be even funner than you can imagine.
Let me know.
We'll kick it.
We'll kick it.
Yeah.
Ready to party.
Okay.
Can you,
we're trying to get this picture hooked up between Machi and Zagabon.
22,000 East square.
Do you think you can set that up for us?
Is that the agenda?
Oh my God.
I don't want to put that motherfucker.
Damn.
I just want to,
you know,
we can have a drink.
Yeah,
he's a good guy.
Really good guy.
I think we're good.
Good chats.
A drink.
Fucking books want to do Adderall with people.
It was different.
What kind of drink are you going to have?
There are a lot of after parties.
There's like a techno,
there's a techno garden that Demna is going to DJ at.
That's going to be super fun.
Who's going to DJ?
Who's going to DJ Carl?
Demna.
He's the,
he's the,
he's the head of community over at Azuki.
So him and location.
They're both locations.
One of the co-founders and location TBA.
His name is based on,
because he loved going to raves.
And so at raves,
you used to always say location TBA.
And that's where he got his name.
I heard,
I heard,
Azuki parties are the highest girls.
I think so.
Of all the NFT parties,
I feel like ratio wise,
like hotness wise,
I definitely feel like it's,
it's,
it's one of the winners.
All right.
I'm going to go there and find my wife.
That's the mission this weekend.
What are you munching on Machi?
Potato chips.
I told you I was either hungry or I'm,
I'm like thinking about Vegas.
I don't know which one it was.
So I mean,
there's potato chips and my hands are still shaking.
So it must be Vegas.
All right,
dude,
my book,
I just book,
book my flight 8 21 AM on,
on Thursday.
I leave.
Let's go.
Damn.
Make sure that shit is refundable.
Cause these guys sound flaky.
They sound LARP.
They sound LARP flaky.
I don't know what,
yeah,
let me show up.
Hang on.
Let me show up on the 23rd without a room.
I'll be fucked with.
you know who will be allowed without a room?
Machi.
He'll be sleeping outside of his own goddamn room.
Yeah.
your fucking chips.
We only have room in Vegas.
Yeah.
Me and Alex will crash.
We'll crash together.
I actually wish we could see in bed.
Get the executive suite.
I'll treat you like the way Fudd treated you.
Nah,
fuck dude.
That was weird as fuck.
I thought Demon and Alex was going to spoon and share it.
That shit was weird.
He said,
sleep in the same bed as me.
Fudd's a big spoon.
Even with,
things have never been the same between Fudd and I.
Ever since I said,
I don't want to sleep in the same bed as you,
he's all of a sudden hating me.
You know what I did?
I ripped the couch cushions off and just slept on the ground like a normal fucking human would.
And now he's had all this resent against me because I wouldn't sleep in the same bed as him.
And Machi.
I might feel there was that meant if I said,
hey Alex,
you know,
you can sleep here on the,
you know,
the left side,
I'll sleep on the right side.
And then you,
you rip the couch off.
I'm not ripping the couch off with you.
I'm ripping you out the room.
I'm sleeping in the bed this time.
And you can sleep outside and chew on your goddamn chips,
but not too loud because I'll call security.
I'm going to say,
hey,
the person that's supposed to be sleeping in this room is now.
You wouldn't let me sleep on the bed with you.
You know how old I am?
And you let my back guy sleep on like a hard ground.
I can't sleep in the same bed as you.
I thought ground is better for the back.
I went to Korea and my wife's grandma slept on these like wood planks.
It's better for your back.
Actually,
actually felt good for me.
I'm feeling my party up above.
You see that comic?
There's a comic.
He said,
when they're younger,
everybody's homophobic.
They would put pillows between each other when they slept on the same bed.
Is that what you would do?
What comic is that?
I used to do that with my cousin.
We used to play in the same bed.
who changed his face to LARPification?
And then the comic,
the comic guy said this.
Why don't we just not fuck each other in the ass?
Why not?
You know,
like,
why do you need that pillow in between you guys?
I thought that was pretty funny.
That comic is pretty funny.
You don't want,
you don't want to wear the,
you don't want to feel the warmth.
That's why.
You want,
you want to like,
okay,
okay,
okay.
Here's where I'm at.
Carl.
It sounds like you have rooms.
Sup,
Alex.
It sounds like you have rooms.
Is it just a room that you have?
You're supposed to be the person with the connections.
I didn't know you were all flying out.
Yeah,
dude,
we got all the Twitter spaces.
What's going on?
The whole Twitter space is going out to Vegas.
This is what I,
if you want to go to Vegas,
everyone say,
well,
not everyone.
If you want to go,
no LARPing.
Say,
I would like to go to Vegas at Carl Choi.
Let's go.
And follow Carl Choi.
You don't follow him.
don't fucking follow him.
You have to follow him.
If you get a room,
if he sends you,
fuck that.
You don't get in.
he's LARPing.
Alex,
are you following Carl?
It doesn't matter.
As long as Alex is.
Alex,
are you following Carl?
I'm unfollowing.
I'm unfollowing.
I'm unfollowing until I get a hotel confirmation.
I'm shilling.
I don't want a regular fucking suite.
I want the executive suite for no fucking reason.
I just want to throw,
I just want to throw,
I want to go to the little executive room
and just start launching the chairs around the room
for no fucking reason.
I want to watch you lap,
give a Tyga a lap dance,
Alex.
That's what I want.
Tyga's going to give me a lap dance.
Not the way this works,
Carl.
Welcome to the Rising Azuki party.
Tyga.
Is that who's the artist?
Tyga's going to give me a lap dance.
Wait,
that's the artist they're bringing?
That's our after party.
Azuki is down bad.
Azuki is the Hakkasan.
Tyga had like a hit single like 20 years ago.
Notice I said single.
he has a hit single on the radio right now.
What's it called?
Summertime or something.
It's like a Snoop Dogg sample.
can you play Summertime real quick?
Play it.
Play it.
I don't even know what it is.
Dude,
I don't know.
Tyga dated one of those Kardashians,
right?
Or no.
Yeah,
Kylie.
You did books?
You did books?
Tyga's rough.
I don't know.
She's my least favorite.
Or wait,
I guess Khloe's rough.
All right,
so that's the musician that they brought.
I like Marshmallow.
He's munching the mashi.
What are you eating fuck away,
bro?
God damn it.
I can't wait to go to Vegas.
I'm hungry.
I can't wait to go to Vegas
and bully him out of his own bedroom.
I'm actually going to take his bedroom.
Why do you want to bully me
out of my own bedroom,
motherfucker?
Because you're going to get
the executive suite for no reason.
I went to your bedroom last time.
I'm like,
why the fuck does he need this thing?
And I'm not going to let it happen
a second time.
Actually,
if I get the same room
I got last time,
there's an extra room in there.
Yeah,
well,
I need the extra room
just for like,
I'll sleep on
the one room on Thursday
and then the next room Friday.
Just go back and forth,
back and forth.
Bro,
they're probably going to give him
the shit with three floors
in his own elevator
at the time.
Yeah.
This is a sample they used
for a,
it's called West Coast Weekend,
actually.
I've never heard this song
in my life.
It's on the radio right now.
I don't listen to the radio.
I listen to Spotify,
Carl Choi.
Yeah,
you're in the karaoke rooms
all the time in Taiwan.
That's where you're at.
He's not in Taiwan.
Alex is back
in the stateside already.
you're back?
Okay,
never mind.
They're all,
they're all back here.
They're,
they're like in Ohio right now
or something like that.
You know,
Tiger sounds weird
on this actually.
Look,
he changed his flow.
You know what?
He's not Ratchet anymore.
He's not Ratchet anymore.
I'm going to be flying out
to Vegas soon.
I'm excited to go see
this $25 million house
in person.
How do I know
what the address is?
It's all over the internet,
so I'm excited to go see it.
It's a $500 flight
to go see this $25 million mansion.
Is it gated entry,
Machi?
Am I rocking?
Hello?
Don't get nervous,
Machi.
You get put out of service.
Is it gated entry?
All right.
I guess it's the fuck around
and find out part
where we're at.
I'm going to go fuck around
and I guess I'm going to have
to find out firsthand
if it's gated or not.
All right,
so this is where I look at it.
I'm a $500 flight
and about like a $50 Uber
to figure out
if it's gated or not.
So $550
is the answer
to the question that I asked.
Machi,
can you save me $550?
Is it a gated entry
or is it just regular entry?
Machi,
that is the worst spot.
You know,
when you get like
a little sore spot,
they don't want to talk.
Do I need to retweet
Polly OX's tweet?
You know,
it's funny when Machi's like,
they're probably somewhere
in Ohio.
The second you start...
I feel like,
I feel like we're on like
an ASMR channel
with Machi eating chips,
but then Alex is fucking
all up
while we're all trying to relax.
are you near K-Town,
Carl?
We'll go get some
Korean barbecue.
K-Town?
I can be out there.
I got one more meeting
and I'll be done at 8.
Meeting?
That's a work over here,
man.
All right,
Carl.
You'll be done when?
At 8 or
start at 8?
I'll be done at 8.
I'm meeting Jake
to go over some admin stuff,
we're going to do that.
Where are you?
I'm at Pendry.
Okay.
We're going to meet up.
You all just meet
8.30 in K-Town?
8.30 in K-Town?
Okay.
I'm craving
just a burger though,
Carl.
How about like
Burger Never Die
or something like that?
yeah.
That's closer than my pad,
so go on,
get over here.
Let me see what time
we're close.
Wait,
wait,
wait.
Let's stop.
Hang on.
Hang on.
We're a burger.
All right.
So you guys are going
to get burgers.
Burgers never die.
Every time I hear them.
They're closed already.
They're closed already.
This person,
Papa Ace says
Azuki Times Network.
Interesting.
Azuki what?
I don't know.
Azuki is named
Papa Ace.
Buy a ticket
to Rising Tide
and then I'll see you there.
No, no.
We'll talk about the network.
What are you talking about?
ASMR.
When you said
buy a ticket,
I got goosebumps.
He's like,
shit.
Buy a ticket,
what ticket?
Bear market.
Bear market.
Bear market.
Buy a ticket,
I'll squish that thing,
man.
look,
I got Demon.
Demon already said
he'd get me
in the back door.
Also,
Moac.
i have um let's keep it now core car i have everything
carl so you have your your 24 7 i want to be a big investor in whatever you're doing
hell yeah uh how many network tokens do you hold zero all right you see what i'm talking about
i'll hold a bunch after you invest no it's fine dude it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine trust
me it's fine you know people that i don't work tokens when it's okay carl it's okay you don't
need to come up here and explain yourself just keep on i got carl i got 20 000 network
coming so that yeah well your your size isn't your size king and just keep on no it's fine i'm gonna
i'm excited to meet you carl and you lost it before i met you already man well now that i've
heard it hang on hang on hang on now that i've got a 24 yeah exactly you still have the 24 7
stick on your on your phone alex my phone got you and bar both of y'all got 24 7 comic stickers on
your phone he lost his phone alex lost his phone oh carl carl it costs as much as a hamburger
a literal hamburger tell machi said just tell him hey can you buy the burger i bought a network token
that's all you need to do and then you can i'll buy a network token a network no no i need i need
proof i have a network that's it just a singular network not not any more not any less i'll only buy
one i promise one yes and then you could you could invest the rest of it in me there we go
then i'm and then i'll buy one ticket will grant let me read this real quick let me activate my uh
my uh rising tide event to accept network tokens it would probably do nothing actually nice
nice you think i'm kidding carl i'll do better the 17th person that said they want to include
network token whatever the fuck they're doing today um update the rising tide event i'll send you a
hundred network tokens no i'm not sending them shit i'm not i'm my own bag okay well did what did
you have team bags i wasn't aware of that i bought the truth the truth about dao kwan doh and just
you're like days away from this happening you know dao kwan doh literally i saw doh kwan
he's been in jail for four years because he faked some kind of passport and i thought holy shit what
happened to books you're due for a true threat books you're one girlfriend away from having a
truth read written about you i don't know it's not even a girlfriend it's not even a girlfriend
it's like your doctor says you need to stop eating you need to stop eating cheese it's gonna come
bite you in the butt uh yeah and then it comes and gets you park no don't try teaching books about
girls man you need to go in like like uh bow down the master ask books to teach you a little bit
well i got number two give them some private lessons hey i got to number two on nft inspect but i don't
think books yeah thanks to my tweet interracial relationships are intergalactic or some shit
like i forgot what i wrote and then dude you went straight to number two alex was scared as fuck he
was calling me jeff could you give me some of these hot banger tweets i'm like yeah only cost me my
house and everything oh my god that was bad it cost you your house and me and i just got got
fucking sprays all over man we got shot up man you got one mention in the tweet it was just your
you know showered with gifts you can call me and alex swiss cheese we gotta fucking turn to swiss
cheese man i'm full of holes how'd you turn into swiss cheese alex got the alex was like the caboose of
that whole thing it was all barking watching and alex right on the end of there one sentence
alex shouldn't even get hit because he he didn't add those tweets he just see but alex inspired the two
of us right he was sitting there number one awesome i kept talking shit to you and i was
like dude why is he so mean to the little brother bark she's like oh you can't even crack the double
digits you can't even crack the double digits i'm like fuck that i couldn't see him picking on you
no more bark and say give me that fucking twitter i hope you tweet some shit get your ass straight up
to one and show alex what's up but we got derailed after like the second tweet yeah one more one
more interracial intercourse tweet and i think we would have hit number one on entity rigs back but i agree
or agree we hit all the key words that alliteration was a was a banger international intercourse
intergalactic incredible iota or some shit i don't know anyways it was good
i actually didn't like it because he got some collateral damage big time friendly fire and holy
crap he got rocked he got rocked sorry he can only laugh about it oh my god me and alex were like
trying to hug each other and say oh you're okay you're okay you're alive and he's like watch you
you're alive and i'm like oh no no it was it was fine it was it was fine it was fine no but was wasn't
fine like okay so the person's hurt so they're obviously like gonna lash out what wasn't fine were
like the biggest influencers like trying to act like they knew what the fuck yeah yeah that was
on top yeah super disgraceful super not manly oh right any or i don't know if i get canceled but
any female influencer could jump in there and and comfort and comfort the wrong party you know it's
fine but any of these other guys fuck those motherfuckers don't let me see them the white
knights the white knights were out and about when that happened oh these motherfuckers
i don't want to talk about this no no no point them out to me alex point them down a path i only come
here to talk about cryptos and web3 you guys are not not i'm done i'm done i'm done i'm done
the biggest thing that was bigger than the board eight got it was bigger than the board eight got
the truth i don't even think about it you know the truth about shyling buying you know the sick
thing about the whole thing is the sickest thing about it it's sick wait it because that guy loves
engagement farming and so when he got all that engagement bark actually enjoyed it me and you
got hurt and he was like smiling i don't want to talk about it i don't want to talk about it i felt bad
about the whole thing he should feel so guilty about it my sony excuse me he's shy he loves to do
that ohio smile at me that corn smile dude my sony a73 dslr was in check out my beautiful white
teeth smile this motherfucker didn't even feel guilty you you never apologized to me and alex about it
we want a public apology right now all right well did your guitar get smashed into multiple pieces
what what the fuck we don't care about what your damages are we're asking for an apology me and alex
we got hurt and you never even said anything you didn't apologize for it well i will say that
that tweet we just want an apology okay i'm sorry for shooting up the numbers
why is that doing chinese stuff
all right bark we're just looking for a little something you know we we still like holding the
grudge over the whole thing man me and alex you know ask alex man he just waited to fall asleep
she actually missed out on a golden opportunity right now to drop a multi-section
drop a multi-section legal fees the white knights the white knights were like what's your signature
we'll take there was a multi-section i know there was but right now i mean it would fucking print
million dollars how you become a millionaire unfortunately i know exactly
you might work two three more times take a shot while you can
can you tell people you're suing me right here right now
no alex i heard how you get to a million dollars i don't want to do it
we'll split it we'll all split it just like jimbo
i gotta i gotta i gotta
i just hold it a grudge in my heart it's black it's like a black piece of coal
sitting in my heart bark bark no i won't do it to you i'm not gonna do it never mind
never mind i'm not gonna do it to you oh but i was pretty upset i don't know where
the girl's like machi's gonna stick his lawyers i'm like what
why would you come up with that idea unless
bark threatened her with the oh my god bark why would you do that
i just said i never argue with girls i never i never get a fight with girls never ever
this was not a consensual argument must i i need to add this in here this is not an argument that
bark wanted to be involved in yeah well you'd have to throw me and alex under the bus all i
said was that before any more tweets come out i think it would be coming to time i made me come
here oh and machi's got lawyers i'm gonna he's gonna stick on you but oh you know oh i don't know
what the fuck you said but i could just imagine oh my god
well i learned i learned the truth i learned truth about me truth that i didn't even know is
true so i learned a ton of truth about me that night very interesting to see the behavior good i
think a million dollars is totally did you learn that there's no friends in web 3 that night
or did you still believe in it no i found out books books i think recently found out there are
no friends every time profits boots up a space well there could be no any profit profits losses gains
long shorts you had one too many white claws sir
dude everyone everyone's got a knife sharpener just sharpen that knife right behind you they're
chopping they're chopping up vegetables one moment the next minute they're chopping up the side of
your jugular that's how it goes that's fine i think it it's like probably like it makes me think
that's how business is kind of done just like backstabbing people when you expect it no yeah
earning their trust yeah what better way to take out the competition just stab them in the fucking
back when they're never looking we're doing great business right now and when they're hugging
they're stabbing your ass in the back kill yourself i'm just like five dollars twenty dollars
with that back pocket yeah yeah then you realize real quick there are no friends in web 3
none none i think it takes getting stabbed in the back to realize it though and you can say it you
can you can say it as many times you'd like i've been saying it for a long ass time there are no
friends in web 3 you just say as many times you'll never understand until you get stabbed in the
back you get stabbed in the back by somebody and then you come back to them can you then can you
be friends with them no you've been stabbed by them no but what you do is you wear like a a shield
on your back and then you're just like you're fine like walking or something yeah whatever just
they stab you there and it's like oh there's nothing you do now i've been stabbed i've become
emotionless the first person that stabbed me and i'm like oh my god you stabbed me in the back
by like the third or fourth person yeah whatever dude like you yeah you're a fucking butter knife
on me and then that's a dangerous motherfucker now put that person don't think about that put that
person with them in a state of nothing to lose oh man everyone's fucked everyone's like they're
trying to stab him in the back oh fuck nothing's working what's going on now they have nothing much
you ever dealt with someone who has nothing to lose um yeah sometimes oh man they're the most
dangerous people on this planet i'm serious would you not agree
i mean if they got no muscles and never train how to fight nah not really okay or they're stupid
or they're stupid how do you handle someone that has nothing to lose hang on yeah like how do you
deal with that you can't you can't you just have to be willing to accept whatever comes
dude they're if they're motivated scariest people on this planet living in a state of nothing to lose
everything in the game i mean they have nothing to lose
no i you know he says like oh they better you guys keep bringing that up alex why you keep bringing
up like people that got nothing to lose are the most dangerous of some shit like that i'm just saying
like if you can stand that mentality but if you're gonna say that i could take the other stance
like if you had a wife and kids and family and you wanted to protect them do you you'd be pretty
fucking dangerous too or someone with a lot to lose you don't know what the fuck they would do
it could be even worse to people that have nothing to lose you know i'm saying no i i've been in states
a lot to lose and i've been in states of nothing to lose and which way did you feel more dangerous
i felt way more fucking dangerous when i had a lot to lose when i was when i was like okay you just
slapped yourself in the face you went from having nothing loses dangerous to having a lot to lose is super
dangerous no um or did i hear you wrong you heard me wrong okay the person has nothing to lose you
had a lot to lose and you have nothing to lose you've been in both states and which one's more
dangerous the the state that has nothing to lose really when you have a lot to lose and you're
protecting it you don't think that's pretty dangerous
no no contention sets in
you get very content like everything's going perfect
and then when everything gets sent to zero that's when i think people do the best work they've ever done
i mean and this is just not like i think it's just we we see this a lot in like musicians for instance when they
are at like zero that's when they do their best performances that's not that's actually like
super true and and also wrong too now let me tell you alex because i've been there myself personally and i had
people around me other peers like they hit rock bottom and some people get some people don't get up again alex they
lost it all and they're just like i'm fucking that i don't just do drugs
no um something in like i've learned in the military this is like the weirdest thing like you can be the
best fighter in the world right you can you can be a black belt in jiu-jitsu train kickboxing you can
whoop everyone's ass in the entire world you want to know who wins the fight the guy with the friend
that brings a gun yes one before yep yep yep it's not the person who knows how to kick box or black belt
it's a guy who's buddy who comes in with a gun
oh my god yeah i heard that one before you taught me that it's called battle buddies that's something
you learn in the military battle buddies sounds like you have fun at last that night at the hotel
battle buddies you're battling i don't know what that was i can't wait till vegas i'm a battle buddy you
man i don't battle buddy i'll bring my gun you'll be like whoa whoa machi gun
yeah battle buddy you
it's all mean until it's not that's what i always tell people
i'm gonna cry over vegas oh man this this i i'm getting hype me too dude me too
look i'm gonna stay nothing to lose so i guess go to vegas got nothing to lose just gamble everything
i don't have to lose so what do i lose like what can you lose at that point
well i don't know you know i'm excited to see you know i'm more excited not only i'm excited to go
to vegas i'm excited to see that the mansion everyone keeps on chilling all over the place
i'm like damn that thing's nice i can't wait to go see it
not roger hello
what's that
so um you'll be at you'll be there right
okay not to
time by vegas
when is it wednesday like dude carl's going early he's going wednesday
well i mean are you going to vegas or you're gonna be at your house where should we meet up
well if you come early by tuesday that's tomorrow you gotta fly out tomorrow
no that's i can't it's already 10 46 i won't be able to make it such a lot of praise like i have
no i don't mark if i said i'd make it tomorrow i'd be able to make it tomorrow i just said when are
you going the the the trips don't start until thursday i think thursday to sunday
but what do you got to do on tuesday and wednesday nothing i just i guess i could fly out tuesday it's
just going to be
that's going to be tight
no i can't do it tuesday i'm what's wrong thursday what are you doing wednesday and tuesday and wednesday
maybe spend some time with my family okay
damn vegas my hands are shaking again dude why i don't know it's like what what's your family
wait hang on let's backtrack what's your family think of vegas i don't think i don't think uh
i would tell my dude if i tell my family i'm gonna need another 25 rooms again yeah yeah i wouldn't
agree i would agree first never never bring hang on i've always told what happens in vegas stays in
vegas so yeah i wouldn't my nephews are like 21 22 now these these motherfuckers want to roll out
with every time they hear uncle jeff's in town they're like yo the one yo one of them reaches out
to me all the time oh shit but don't take them down the the dark path i would never i would never
it oh my god bad yeah they're young age don't subject them to that i would never i would never
bro those kids are good kids the one is like berkeley grad the other one's like i don't know this
those kids can study yeah agreed that's why i wouldn't subject them to vegas
let them let them it's not a subject like last time they weren't invited honestly they weren't
invited they just crashed they just they just showed up on their own those motherfuckers
they can smell uncle jeff they're oh uncle jeff's around let's go rolling these motherfuckers
i don't know i'm i'm like actually i'm excited too i'm exaggerating roll so i like i'm going dude
is any new question mark motherfuckers gonna show up this time like like i think we gotta do it like the
one invites one one invites one so at least like everybody that comes is cool you know what i'm
saying alex like we can't like oh i definitely bring battle buddies buddies i'm not going but we
can't just be like everybody show up you know and these no no i've got i've got i've got a big gang
that would go we're fine all right however many people we don't want to bring a bunch of weird
people alex we gotta bring cool people well we bring well we bring the gang and then we bring
if there's any additional spots okay okay makes sense makes sense like you know a big group is cool
but you know it just takes one to throw the vibe kind of off you know i'm saying yeah
i think there's there's something to be said you know actually we're good about getting rid of
anybody throwing the vibe out we just say hey go home so it's just time to go home yep
so when to learn the hard way well thursday thursday i think we have
pretty much yeah that that's when i expect everyone to be there
probably when the fireworks start
thursday dang starting the weekend off early well thursday you told me to go tuesday dude i
can't get the fireworks right you know i gotta get everyone ready so by thursday everyone should be
ready yeah but you gotta keep the shakes like if we don't keep talking about this and he stops shaking
he might change his mind between now i think yeah i think he caps i think he's a hundred percent
well i saw when when we when we lost everything especially you your face swelled up you turned
into mrs puff from spongebob when they got in the car accident bro i seen it all we gotta keep the shakes
going we're going back to clean house this time yeah oh my god books is like that books is like he
can lose 20 in a row and think the next one he's winning big time i'm gonna hit the jackpot oh my
god i'm going to clean house dude books is a super dj i'm going to i can talk all the
shit he wants he's under control the whole fucking time it's it's kind of horrible to see sometimes
like bet it bet it that's like okay one chip and we're like come on go all the way
all in we're all in get in get in he's like okay two chips we're like what the
dude alex you can like peer pressure him it's pretty hard man he's pretty hard to peer pressure
yeah it got to the point where he didn't want to deal with the bullying anymore
he started telling us he's going to sleep four hours later it's five o'clock in the morning
some people come up to the room we're in and they're like hey where's alex we're like i don't
know he went to sleep hours ago they're like no he didn't we just saw him walking around the casino
talking to himself like he was so down bad he was talking to himself oh man the worst was when he
hides his chips in his pockets that's the worst like like he's literally a chipmunk down there man
he's got like two pockets full of chips and just hides that shit but like stick that shit out and he
just hides them in there i don't know what he's doing dude i do the same shit you know how nice it
feels manchie when you think you're well i had those chips hang on hang on i had those chips i
had those chips uh those chips got taken away in the jimbo rug so yeah now look i had like two chips
to lose those chips are now gone so now i'm in a state of nothing to lose so i'm excited to go to
vegas this time that was like a run though man that was a crazy run i don't know what you started
at alex but you ended up with like 20 plus g's in your pocket 40 something holy crap all i remember
was getting on a phone call with you much and you're like 10 grand's not enough alex put more in
no way show me that i told you already 10 g's if i could hear my voice saying put in more i know for
sure i look if i'm gonna get taken for why call me smart contract risk right because i said what do
you want smart contract risk i said smart contract risk take it easy or i said something like that for
sure as a friend of friend there's no way i'd goad you into like no um no three and i still wouldn't goad
you in uh-huh uh-huh well i'm excited this time because last time i had stuff to lose this time i've
lost everything so now dude i'm gonna be reckless
yeah i mean last time i had like at least like a thousand bucks to my name now dude nothing nothing
to my name well this is what you do you get your meta win your rope it whatever it is tell them to
advance you right like advance you go hey advance me something i'm going to begas
i need advance you know call symbol say hey that termination uh you know amount that you owe me give
give me that dig it all out go to your couch grab all the dimes and pennies out of there too
and then dude we go hard man we're the greatest comeback run ever like i feel it what is it thursday
we're going the empire strikes back hell yeah fireworks on thursday doom you guys better be
there thursday there's going to be fireworks doom 2 will be there apparently i don't know what that
means i'm excited thursday las vegas the fireworks will be there yeah there is no such thing as larping
yeah is it like rugged there yeah
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