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MEME BATTLE #4 |PRIZES-1st: $150 QR | 2nd: $100 $PEPE | 3rd: $50 $DRB
Recorded: April 16, 2025 Duration: 1:49:48Space Recording
Short Summary
The latest meme battle showcased the vibrant and competitive spirit of the crypto community, with participants engaging in creative expressions and vying for prizes. The event highlighted trends in gamification and community resilience, particularly during market downturns, while also emphasizing the importance of partnerships and token launches in driving engagement.
Full Transcription
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right, motherfuckers.
Meme battle number four.
Let's fucking go. Good to see some familiar faces let's let some motherfuckers uh you know join in um tune in to this fucking battle i'm hype man
i know y'all feel it. We got something cooking here.
Appreciate everybody who's lent a hand to, you know,
continue to fucking get this out there, man.
I'm not sure if anyone saw, we did this QR auction. So this thing will, this recorded space will forever be fucking
immortalized in the lore of QR.
It's a pretty dope token on fucking bass, man.
These guys, it's at, what is it?
At QR fun, I think.
Worth checking it out, man.
Like not even financial advice, just as far as proliferation um and just dope uh these guys are
you can just tell what are builders man and uh the qr code is a very it like topically you're
like i see them everywhere but you could weave these things in anywhere man we're doing a jungle bay um contest right now
that closes later today uh frog council will vote later uh for the next day or so um but it's crazy
you can really weave that qr code in and it doesn't affect the you know authenticity and the
any of the artistic fucking um intention of the of the piece it's it's
kind of dope uh it's like a stealth fucking um complimentary amplifier is how i view it but
anyways welcome to meme battle number four my dogs happenings what's going on in my first what's up dog how are you doing great just ate a
plate of food you know i can't be judging no one's memes with an empty stomach let's go
uncalled for we need you fully fueled up to the fucking gullet dog we need you we need you at max capacity ultra fuel high octane type shit
my dog my co-pilot happenings has come in the clutch man and and fucking put this shit on his
back when my fucking my phone doesn't work for shit and now we're we're in a whole different
place at meme battle number four and i'll also like to welcome the reigning champion from the past two, right?
Meme Battles two and three, our MF purr bird.
Yo, what's good?
What's good?
Young Titan, how are you?
I'm good, fam.
Just got home from work.
You ready to cook? I'm going to be under par two. I got to pick up the kid, but
I'm still going to be mean. Don't get it twisted.
There's nothing that's going to hold you back.
The fucking
Coliseum, the memetic sorcery
Coliseum goes with you.
I'm hyped
to see who we're going to have
pull their weapon today and see how many we have in the mix here. Also hyped to see who we're going to have pull their weapon today
and see how many we have in the mix here.
Also good to see fucking the champion from Meme Battle 1
and fucking hungry for a comeback.
Who is he, Trizzy?
How are you?
Pretty good, pretty good.
I'm hungry for that freaking bird, Mother Trucker.
I'm coming after him.
Verbal meme.
Verbal meme.
When he said he's going to be in the car, all I could think of is, so you're telling
me there's a chance, dumb and dumber, guess.
There you go.
Look at that.
We got some dope fucking round topics too, man.
I've been really fucking trying to fine tune some dope shit, man, to get, you know, I want people to get to be challenged.
I want it to be doable within that seven minute and 10 second soft fucking guideline.
Again, if you're going to be a little bitch and be like, yo, it was seven, seven minutes and 11 seconds.
You can suck my fuck.
Honestly, I don't give a fuck, man.
Like if a motherfucker needs five, 10 seconds, 20 seconds, even 30, they'll get it, dude.
It's a soft guideline.
We started with 420.
It was too short.
You got to let these fucking processors process, man.
You got to let them be the processors.
I also want to welcome back, hopefully to judge, maybe to compete, My dog, fellow blueback motherfucker.
Cousins, how are you, man?
I'm sorry.
Oh, dude, take the fucking phone from outside your anus, bro.
What the fuck are you doing right now?
Bro, it's my fucking AirPod.
This is not 1997.
What the fuck was that?
The airpod got cables.
I need that 11 seconds back, dude.
Rewind it.
Anyways, I want to welcome my dog, Cousins.
Cousins.
All right.
We're going to put a pin in that motherfucker
while he figures out his technical difficulties.
Another warrior here
who's been here for multiple battles good to welcome him back russell great to see you brother
how are you yo what's up c casa how you doing today man i'm i got no complaints man you know
we got a red day so i'm bricked up because these meme battles are intended for red days to bring
um all of us together to celebrate these memes and to
make us fucking laugh uh see who's got the fucking memetic sauce to really uh raise the bar and uh
enable us to hack through the discomfort of the red days you know what i mean
it's one million percent my brother yes sir yes sir and then also eating a banana so far we we
oh wait a second is that is david in the building holy shit david are you coming to fucking just
like just like being the listeners and and not come up here and fucking uh run run the shits
man help facilitate these vibes like did you make it here but you're not
are you gonna am i gonna see the request come up it would be good to have my dog here with us man
um in the meantime while he decides rtf another mean battle vet back in the building good to see
you dude how are you great man how you doing i'm good man and thank you uh for all your help in the in the in
the background just in case david isn't able to come and you know assume the position it sounds
like you uh you might be able to help us with uh you know the the the the tunes and the
and keeping the vibes high as the as the contenders go to work during the three rounds that we have
as the contenders go to work during the three rounds that we have yeah your discount tricks
ready oh shit let's fucking go and i think we got correct in the building again another meme
oh yeah how are you brother good to see you it's great to see everybody and glad to be here thank
you good good to have you back capitalist was here last time too for me in battle three uh good to see you dog
welcome back here how are you man i'm okay brother not bad i've got this old account back now but
they're already mass reporting it man fucking no i don't know how we're gonna survive
motherfucker i don't know how we're gonna burn some people down man it's all right man you got
enemies you're doing something right i guess some people say i'm just trying i see i see
you got one of these going and i woke up 28k 28k down on the token i was like it's definitely a red
day for me let me see what's happening on the spaces and i like what you're doing here i can't
lie i enjoy seeing people give back and stuff so i support bro it's based i can't lie oh man that's
that's that's what's up um i i did you know i i fucking posted this uh hold on one second
let me just because we got the qr fun guys in the building man these guys are super dope i bid the
auction of this um of this space which will be recorded and now indelible indelibly etched in the history of fucking QR auctions.
Whatever that means to you, it means something to me.
I love what these guys are building.
It's dope to have them here.
So I'm going to pin to the top of the mountain something that they did here.
Hold on.
I'm just finding the fucking thing.
Who else we got?
Is that Cous cousins back in the building
yes sir sorry sorry uh i have some dusty ass airpods that decide not to work sometimes
chinese coffees ain't good bro go get them american
nah bro i'm a cnc programmer that shit's filled with fucking man oil what the fuck is a cnc programmer bro i'm i'm a you know i'm a watch
this motherfucker dude i write code for uh cnc machinery to make uh uh parts out of metal wow
sounds fucking pretty technical dude that's not that's not normally uh a position that a blue
back motherfucker would take usually the technical ones are the redbacks and the orangebacks.
But I see you out here, bro.
That's what's up.
All right.
Who else we got here before we get to work here?
I see Tolga.
Tolga Ozek.
What's up, Tolga?
You were here for Meme Battle 1.
Is that correct?
Yeah.
Hey, man.
How are you?
I'm good.
I'm good.
How you doing?
Fine, fine. I am ready with my you know
design dashboard I hope I will make it I will make you know it's a achieve let's say you know
listen I want to make sure that everyone is on the same page this is not for diet motherfuckers
okay you have to be a bona fide motherfucker to either be a judge or a fucking contender in this battle, okay?
This is the main event.
This isn't some fucking sideline shit.
So if you're going to come up here and fucking say some,
and this isn't aimed towards you, Toga.
This is just a more of a before we lock the contestants
and the judges just so we're on the same page.
We want to keep this shit moving.
We want to keep people having fun and excited.
And we also want to keep the memetic fucking capacity at an all time high.
So don't come up here with a fucking semi Nigerian pitch on your fucking,
you know,
fucking Pepe number three token.
That's got a great community that just launched last fucking Thursday.
Okay.
I don't want,
this is not the place
to chill your shit bro unless you are fucking chilling me qr or fucking bobo right now dog
that's it um anyways that's just a disclaimer because i will get fucking violent if i need to
um damn i got my dog in the in the listeners dg but he's not coming up so i'm assuming he's
out of commission uh hopefully that that'll change but in the meantime rtf do you have the capacity
to uh to fucking oh shit okay okay let's pause it let's pause it let's pause it hold on wow that
sounds great that sounds damn that shit sounds good i thought it's got it fucking locked
in okay i'm feeling good um that is that is dope but i i got the invite out to dg just in case
because he knows that's my brother um but anyways so here here here's how we're gonna do it guys
we're gonna first figure out how many contenders we got how many fucking gladiators are down to uh put their fucking hat
in the ring here today um i can't see fucking hands right now so i'm gonna have to rely on my
fucking eyes and ears happenings to help we got help we got too easy trizy correct yep i need more
hands up i thought i know we got bird because he's defending his title Tolga Legion
Russell
Get your ass up here Russell
I'm up here but tell me what you want me to do
I want you to
Well actually you tell me
Nah he's a memer bro
So listen wait
I see we got a new motherfucker up here
Legion how are you
I'm great Okay I see we got a new motherfucker up here. Legion, how are you?
I'm great.
Okay.
This is kind of a sniff test to see if you're going to be on here.
So I got to just make sure.
Tell me about yourself.
What brings you here?
How did you find your way here?
Into the gutter. I like namecoin trading
and losing.
See you later, my dog.
That's honestly,
I don't even have time to dissect it.
Not even fucking,
that's not even diet.
That's a warm fucking tab
or some shit, bro.
I'm going to pass on that.
Look,
if we got no pre-existing relationship, I don't owe you shit, bro. This is gonna pass on that. Look, if we got no pre-existing relationship,
I don't owe you shit, bro. This is the main event. This is close to heart type shit.
I don't wanna hear it. I'm sure you're great. It's just not this time. You gotta come and
fucking do something right out the gate. First impressions are important, my dog.
Okay, Toga, you got your hand up. I assume you are putting your hat in the ring as a fucking gladiator.
Is that right?
Will you be doing some mimetic sorcery today?
Yes.
Okay, okay.
You just made it through.
Honestly, like you just made it through because you were like-
That yes was suck, bro.
That shit was not a powerful yes.
That was not a powerful yes. That was not a powerful yes.
Good to see my dog Cyber Jake here.
How you doing, bro?
What's up?
Jake.
Motherfucker.
Yo, Jake.
I know him, so he gets a fucking, honestly, like probably five more seconds before I blow my fucking head off.
Cyber Jake, can you hear us? Yeah up yeah my bad someone's phone called me okay hey what's going on man good to see you man how are you i'm doing well how are you ccasa i'm good i'm good
listen i'm not sure if you're aware of what this meme battle uh is about i think it's your first
time here um but if you if you are generally aware
if you see in the top of the mountain i got the guidelines for the gladiators that are going to
be competing if you'd like to be a judge um or or compete you gotta let me know now because we're
about to kick this bitch off yeah let me compete bro this is literally the whole reason i like x
i'm all about the meme contest.
Okay, great.
All right.
Guys, we have 30 seconds until I fucking lock this bitch up.
How many judges do we have?
We got me, cousin.
Yeah, yeah.
First of all, first of all, C-Casa, C-Casa.
What the fuck is going on here?
Like, what is the battle about? Well, I'm going to get to that once we got the whole fucking crew um here who asked that question by the way yo it's it's crypto chief oh chief what's up man
i don't see do my my uh my spaces like display is all fucked so i couldn't yeah i'm really shocked
i don't know i didn't know you hosted spaces like i mean i'm. What is going on here, man? Okay. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Bet, bet.
So listen, you're going to be a judge, Chief, if you'd like to stay up.
But listen, for the audience, if you would like to participate to win,
and also our guy Avis said that he was going to throw in $100 of Bobo in the mix.
So the first place winner will actually be getting 150 of qr and 100 of bobo
second place will win 100 of pepe and third will win 50 of fucking drb holy shit debt relief but
um okay i think we're gonna lock this. But if anybody is planning to compete,
that's in the listeners and you got the sauce,
you got to be on stage.
You don't have to fucking answer.
All right.
But you got to be on stage to compete.
I don't want to be flooded with messages.
And then you're like,
but my shit was dope.
It's like,
yeah,
you got to be in the fucking arena to be able to make it work.
all right.
So listen, I'm, I'm gonna, You got to be in the fucking arena to be able to make it work. All right, so listen.
I'm going to cancel the invite to David reluctantly.
Reluctantly.
Who else is a judge today?
Just so I know we got correct.
Are you competing?
I'd like to be a gladiator, yes.
You're a gladiator, okay.
Happenings, how many fucking judges do we have, man?
I think we
Russell, are you competing, right?
You guys, again, you guys tell me
what you want me to do, I can do either or
I think right now for
judges, we have
cousin, capitalist, and
maybe rookie, chef
I don't know if you want to be a judge
Yeah, rookie chief Chief, yeah, we got and maybe rookie chef. I don't know if you want to be a judge.
Yeah.
Rookie chief.
Yeah.
We got rookie.
We're going to need you to be a judge.
It's your first time.
You got to get the cadence of this shit here.
Hold on one second. I'm going to make RTF a host so we can get more people up here.
And then let's get this.
we got Bob Toshi coming up.
I knew he wanted to be in the mix here.
Okay. Here we go, guys. And then let's get this. Oh, we got Bob Toshi coming up. I knew he wanted to be in the mix here.
Okay.
Here we go, guys.
We are closing the fucking window for anyone else to come through. We will allow judges to come on the stage.
If it's someone that is battle tested
I'll be a judge, I don't mind
who's that, RTF?
Bob Toshi
good to see you dog
you want to be a judge or you want to get in the
arena
no, I don't mind, I thought you were saying that you've got
you had to have another judge
but I don't mind, either or
you do a meme.
I'll be the judge.
I'll be the judge.
All right.
I'll do some memes, then let's go.
Okay, Ben.
I know you make memes, man.
So we got Bob, Coach, myself,
Happenings, RTF,
who else is judging?
Capitalist, rookie, chief.
Anyone else?
All right. here we fucking go
wait hold on
who's
Russell or Bob Tosi
I hope that wasn't my service
that just fucked up
I think we decided it's Russell
it's happening
he just asked who else was judging you got it That just fucked up. Is that mine or you? I think we decided it's Russell. It's happening. Russell, yeah. Okay, just make it clear.
C. Kassi, he just asked who else was judging.
Okay, bet.
You got it.
C. Kassi, I'm about to switch to my PC, so I'm going to drop down and request again.
Oh, bro, this is borderline fucking.
All right, all right.
Make it happen.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Blasphemy.
I'm going to go through the list of the memers right now.
So we got Bird.
We got Trizzy.
We got Correct.
We got Toga. We got Cybert that just left. And we got B we got trizy we got correct we got toga we got cyber that just left and we got
bop toshi okay okay and then we got judges is who we got russell capitalist we got uh myself
rtf cousin and uh tony montana and me bet okay here we go yeah here we go yeah you didn't call rookie chief
bro and chief we got chief as a judge all right let me give a quick overview of how we're gonna
fucking go here guys for the newcomers uh and and welcome if this is your first time at the
meme battle welcome to the memetic sorcery fucking arena of blood sport where motherfuckers choose their weapon of choice,
whether that be Grok or Jack GPT to harness the fucking memetics within their capacity.
The prompts of all prompts under a fucking time, uh, shot clock to create some fucking dankness on a red day um we're gonna do three rounds
now judges this is incredibly important because you will be blocked and reported for child
endangerment if you vote twice in one round do not vote twice in one round. Do not vote twice in one round.
This means you need to sufficiently fucking make the time, take the time to go through each of the submissions and to make sure that you look at everything because you will only get one vote per round.
Okay?
We're going to start at the furthest to the left and go to the right till
we get through all the submissions you'll raise your hand if you want to vote you only get one
vote per round everyone got that
i'm going to post a battle round theme right now.
When I post it to the top of the mountain,
the gladiators will have seven minutes and 10 seconds
to prompt up the dankest meme that is most aligned with the theme.
They will then submit it in the purple pill
and ideally DM it to either myself or happenings
um that's it okay uh once uh once i post this rtf if you don't mind um once i post to kick
off a little bit of tunes um let's fucking do it actually before you that, I want to go through that prompt thing once.
But anyways, I'll give you the heads up on that.
Here we go.
I'm going to post round one.
Do we have everybody here?
Happenings, everyone's in the building.
Everyone's in the building.
We're here, we're here.
All right.
Get ready for round one.
Posting now.
Stand by, stand by. posting now standby standby okay
sorry for the boomer time.
Guys, listen, I got to find it.
I got to post.
Okay, here we go.
Round one.
Soyjack in the replies.
Every Pepe post, every pump tweet, he's there screaming about exit liquidity and utility.
Meme the Soyjack energy that ruins timelines and has never touched profit. He's there screaming about exit liquidity and utility.
Meme the soy jack energy that ruins timelines and has never touched profit.
Seven minutes and 10 seconds on the clock, ladies and gentlemen. Starting in 5, 4, 3, 2, go. You know, real niggas get by, and I'miggas learn the hard way, and I teach you. Be in the wrong place, at the wrong time, and I'll reach you.
Like Jigga said, niggas test you when your gun goes warm.
So I keep you scattered like roaches when the light comes on.
From night to dawn, right from wrong.
Hold no way.
Keep 57 slubs with a snub nose.
Straight eight, setting all of issues straight.
Why?
Scratching all beats.
To the point where the police is locking all streets.
They got me trapped up in the building.
But you know how that go
I stay fucking with the podcast
I'm on a bit of rat hole
go through the hallway
see police face to face
and being I'm telling you this story
I caught enough of peace
RTF give me a pause for a sec dog
it's gonna be you and me
more than like me
it's gonna be you and me
he's gone rogue
day two of the stock up.
Yo, the rock.
Yeah.
Waking up like every two hours.
Looking out my window.
I keep the...
Point it at the door.
Just in case.
You wanna bust in, I'll...
Yo, BMX.
Cut it for the face.
What's up?
Yo, you gotta pause for a sec.
Yes, sir.
That sounds good.
Hey, guys, we got...
We got... We got got five minutes and 20 seconds
left i wanted to just take a moment to see to hear if any of the judges had a fucking go-to
prompt that they would use for this fucking uh this this round every uh soy jack and the replies
every pepe post every pump treat he's tweet he's there screaming about exit liquidity and utility
mean the soy jack energy that runs that ruins timelines and has never touched profit anybody Every Pepe post, every pump tweet, he's there screaming about exit liquidity and utility.
Mean the soy jack energy that runs, that ruins timelines and has never touched profit.
Anybody have a go-to that they will use to prompt up some fucking sorcery?
GBT 4-0.
Nah, I mean like, I mean like, I would be like, let me see what I would do. Am I entirely restricted to have to die? Yes. I mean, whatever, I would be like, let me hear, let me see what I would do. I would do like. Am I entirely restricted to have to use a guy?
Yes.
I mean, whatever you want, man.
You got a timeline.
Do what you got to do.
I would be.
I was like, I prefer to like use the AI to make things I can separate in Photoshop.
Bro, just do your thing.
So I would be like Pepe sits on a posted tweet.
He's laying back like as if he was on a cloud.
Below him, bald-headed, butthurt motherfuckers are screaming and crying,
like having epic tantrums.
Around them, we have bubbles like there's no utility
and uh and what's the point of this and i should have done that that that um
yeah that's that what else what else you guys got anything and by the way we have
three minutes and 45 seconds left come on judges what do you got what would be your go-to prompt
here i know it's a tougher one step outside the box
somebody huh that's actually a pretty complex one honestly i would say, but, but, uh, let me, let me, man, it's like, man, I don't even
know what you got.
It's not easy.
And because of the time limit, you got to be decisive and just run with it.
That's, that's what the, uh, yo, that's the tough part.
And you made it a little tougher because I'm pretty sure at prompt wise you used to uh type it and now it's an image so you can't even
copy and paste it to the to the to the grok or the right or the chat gpt right i should probably do
that next time just so they have that that hack yo you just trying to make them better baby pressure
yeah i i hear you you know it's it's a fine line right because it's like if there's relative
light lifting like that it probably makes sense like for round two i'll do that because i got it
written so i'll do that but i think you i think you got a point there though but i do no i do like
what you did though it looks clean man like that's you know bro you know we're trying every time we're
gonna make this thing more fucking glossy um hey what did someone say yo i i did
i did um what you got right so so uh i i pepe stands uh towering above a bunch of skyscrapers in a city. Okay. And he has
puppet strings
from his fingertips
and hanging
and dangling underneath
strings are
different
Wojacks. I don't even know if that would work but but uh yeah and they all they all have
uh comic book thought bubbles uh coming out from their head with different uh uh, yeah. I like that. We got, we got, we got, uh,
one minute and 20 seconds left.
Uh, RTF, can you give us one minute of a track?
Sure.
Crazy, baby.
Can you dig it?
Can you dig it?
Can you feel it?
Is you with it? It's off the hook, y'all.
I'm out.
Remember to DM me or have it in your post.
Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen. coming up on 10 seconds
see costa what if what if uh yeah let let let's let them let's let them you guys pin it to the
top of the mountain pin your own pose to the top of the mountain. Pin your own post to the top of the mountain.
I forgot we resolved that last time.
20 seconds left on the clock, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm nearly done one second, mate.
Now we've got Cyberjaked Apes.
Apes fucking thing on the, his submission is on there.
So judges, if you want to take a look and
start diving in um you know we want to we want to give due time i also want to emphasize the
importance of making sure that you fucking give a pay attention to the details of this shit pay
attention to the details because the motherfucking uh memetic sorcerers who know how to weave in the
details that's that's the real fucking sweet spot also keep in mind uh actually i'm gonna i'm gonna
say the the the the theme the round theme one more time once we have all the submissions posted
but uh but just keep keep in mind even if it's the dankest thing, but it has nothing to do with the fucking theme, it shouldn't hold the same weight.
That's just guidance told.
Motherfuckers do what they want.
Okay, guys, you're fucking taking a little bit too much time, okay?
Make sure you're posting your shit or it's in process.
We got Too Easy Trizzy's on the fucking board right now.
Okay.
Let's see who else we got.
Too Easy Trizzy, Cyber Jake Dake.
Guys, you got to fucking cook your shit, process it.
It's time.
It's time.'s time mine's up yeah bob toshi we got up there great
that's funny yeah we got bert we got birds up there and i think i see tog told us up here
i didn't see better i didn't see birds up off
i think i see too easy tri trizy in the comments. Yeah
I see it. It's up there. It's up there. Correct. Correct. Send me his I'm just trying to post it on the on the comments
I just I just put it up in the comments for it. Sorry. Okay. Thank you. Good. So how many are we waiting for?
Let me see we got correct bird bob too easy and cyber i think toga toga toga toga you you
you you gotta make this happen 20 seconds my dog uh in the price price I I shared already you know five minutes ago
bro you got to the top of the mountain I told you we can't be doing no diet shit
it's gotta go I don't know I don't know how to pin it to myself I am not host or
coast how can I do it now you could do a speaker bro
all right thank you bro thank you fucking teamwork makes the dream work here let's go
brownie points don't forget so we should have we should have everyone up is that correct
yeah that's correct okay all right ladies and gentlemen uh judges please take two minutes to go through each of the submissions. Make sure,
and disregard, I had to post mine again. I accidentally fucking deleted the round. Make
sure to go through each one. One more time, I'm going to say the theme. The theme was
Soy Jack in the replies. Every Pepe post, post every pump tweet he's there screaming about exit
liquidity and utility meme this soy jack energy that ruins timelines and has never touched profit
okay so with that in mind um i am going to pause or mute for a second and I'm gonna go through and if RTF if you could give us two minutes
of some fucking some sort
of dope tone
man that would be great while we look through
these
yeah
yeah
everything's good
everything's pure Everything good, everything pure Everything pure
Yeah, I got some evil ways
Even through the glasses you can see the gaze
To find your way up to the top, gon' be amazed
Volkswagen, the way I'm running Beatles plays
Yeah, and we Lincoln like we freed the slaves
I conquered hell, I walked the villas, set my feet ablaze
My heart heartens every year like sneakers that Adidas made
I never did the VMAs, I'm not in need of praise
All praise to the born
sinners Jesus saves. My brothers running through the six like the green berets. Beefing with a
block that's 500 feet away. Wheel of fortune the way they say they need a K. Nah. I only need a
raise and a safe to stash these Frito-Lays. Times was hard. I watched my mama robbing Paul just to
get Peter paid
And now my paper folded like we're teaching on classmates to see a grade
Time is speed and now I see the graves poking out this beard
But it's weird cause I feel like I ain't even aged
Y'all seize the rays, feet firmly planted for these precious flowers I've been handed watch me be the vase
Man I'm living out Carlitos way
You ain't getting no bread, you in the keto phase All right, all right.
Thank you, Dodgers.
Good shit.
Judges, has everyone had a good chance to go through?
Feel free to tell me if you have not had a chance
because we don't want to rush and have anyone overlook the submissions.
Everybody good?
I'm going to take silence for a yes, so speak up or you're kind of fucked here
because we're going to keep this pushing.
Okay, I'm going to take that as a yes so if you can everyone please go all the way
to the left meaning swipe your thumb to the right to get to tolga's submission
um we're gonna put 10 seconds on the shot clock as long as my dog happenings is ready to tally
set oh shit okay cool 10 seconds on the clock
five four three two one again hands up if you are voting for toga
happenings we got it okay hands down everyone hands down please as a reminder do not vote twice
in one round make sure your vote is your fucking vote okay please and keep those hands up and keep
those motherfucking hands up until uh Uh-huh. To do otherwise.
You guys can swipe over the contest rules, obviously.
So the next one that we are looking at is correct.
Is correct.
Broken, flipping out.
By the way, some great submissions here, man.
You guys made it tough.
There were a few that I was like, fuck.
These are really fucking funny.
Okay. We are on correct everyone's looking judges hands in the air if you are voting
for corrects with 10 seconds on the clock starting now 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Happenings.
Next.
All right, hands down, please, judges.
Moving on to Bird.
Moving on to Bird.
Hands in the air if you are voting for bird submission 10 seconds on the clock
seven six five four three two one happenings got it next my dog moving on oh actually hands down please hands down
all right moving on to bob toshi hands up if you are voting for bob toshi's submission
10 seconds on the clock. Seven, six, five,
four, three,
two, one.
Happenings!
Safe. Next.
Hands down.
Hands down, please, ladies and gentlemen.
Moving on
to two Izzy Trizzy.
Fucking funny.
Fucking funny.
Hands up, ladies and gentlemen 10 seconds on the clock nine
five four three two one happenings. Next.
Hands down to everyone who voted before.
Last but not least, our dog Cyberjaked Ape.
Hands up if you are voting for Cyberjaked Ape.
Ten seconds on the clock.
Nine.
Five. Four. Three, two, one.
Happenings.
Hands down.
Hands down.
I believe that is all the submissions.
Is that correct?
Yes. That is correct.
Now, we have...
Who is our winner, big dog?
We have a situation
A beautiful situation
We got a sudden death
Okay
Who we got
We got Cyber
And Bob Toshi
For those of you who don't know
That means that we are doing
A flash round.
Cyber Jake versus Bob Toshi, but it's a four minute and 20 second round instead of the 710.
To decide who the winner of round one will be.
I'm going to, I thought we might have this situation come up.
So I got a spare fucking uh prompt typed
up but it doesn't have a fucking amazing visual so you're gonna have to excuse that but you know
i let me just grab this thing real quick it's still around 1.5 round 1.5. Bonus. Round 1.5.
I love it.
Stand by.
Stand by.
Stand by.
Let me grab this.
This is why I'm a gladiator.
Let's fucking go.
Okay.
Ready?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Okay.
Ready? Okay, ready?
Okay.
Stand by, stand by.
Okay.
Sudden death.
Round 1.5.
Let me post it in the pill so we can keep track of all this shit.
Round 1.
Sudden death.
Okay.
Posted.
Let me put it to the top of the... Yeah, look.
There we go.
All right.
Sudden Death.
Round 1.5.
Stand by, man.
Let it low.
Let him cook.
Let him cook.
Sudden Death.
Bobo posted a chart.
He hasn't spoken in weeks, but suddenly one chart.
No words, just doom.
Meme the apocalyptic clarity that hits when Bobo breaks the silence.
Four minutes and 20 seconds on the clock.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got two gladiators going head to head to determine the victor
of round one and then we will kick off round two five four three two one go I'm going to turn it on. I ain't letting you know, I ain't letting you go I need all of you, baby, come on when I tell it all
You know how I can do it when I tell it all
Can't do my behavior when I tell it all
Too fast to ask, like, don't let nothing do it all
We don't let you go, so you wanna
You know you won't tell nobody more
You know you won't tell nobody more
I'm a part of national and hanging out the rocks
I'm a teller that you're just a part of national
Standing on a temper as a rock like that's the worst
You know who the color up every time I win
I turn it on
You know how I get too late when I turn it on
Can't do my behavior when I turn it on
Too fast I ask, my legs don't last, I'll put it on
When you're up, it's who you want to go
I won't be the corner with the body's in the road
Never show me back the look like I'm your way to go
This gon' make me feel the way I told you to know
You already know, you already know
I won't be in the corner with the money in my head
She might get it from below line When you're on the line
I ain't ready to know what you're at
I'm ready to know what you're at
I need to find love anytime I feel
I turn it on
You know how I can do it when I turn it on
Can't do my behavior when I turn it on
Too fast to fast
Like the last one I'm gonna do it all
With a nigga up, I'll show you what I'm
You won't tell no better, yeah
You won't tell no better, yeah
You won't tell no better, yeah
I'ma pull your flexing on and make it like a rose
I'ma tell you guys, you forgot to let you go Reminder the pain to the top of the mountain pin your shit to the top of the mountain keep it keep it going rtf oh
yo hey hold on one sec yo rtf amazing man thank you for your help wait was somebody was happening saying something yeah i was gonna say i mean there's only one chart that will make a bubble
break his silence i mean bubble billions is already you know coded so i i would say maybe a chart of a trillion
might break his silence a little bit oh shit oh shit i mean what else i mean you know what i'm
saying like what will break his side you i would you could you could kind of you could kind of
interpret either way right because it could be that or it could be like the actual Bobo coming where it's like, oh, yeah, y'all thought it was fucking it was all bullish until I fucking dropped this prediction that shit is about to dump.
You know what I mean?
Like really embody it.
Yeah, but them bubble shorts.
Yeah, exactly.
Bobo's winning, but he's letting y'all know that you're about to experience fucking Max Payne.
is winning but he's letting y'all know that you're about to experience fucking max pain
it's it it's up it's see that's the thing it's up to the prompter to see which fucking angle
they want to take it i like where your head's at though how the happenings jake i know that you
posted it if you can post it to the top of the mountain please and also ladies and gentlemen we
have 15 seconds left uh really just to the two fellas that are going head to head in this sudden death round.
Nine, eight, seven,
six.
Five, four,
three, two,
one. All right.
Do we got...
Yeah, I'll have to just post a different one.
I made a backup anyway.
Bob?
Yeah, since you extended the time, I think, a little bit,
I edited it a little bit and posted it again.
Okay, it's at the top of the mountain, the one that you are submitting, correct?
Correct.
All right, where's Bob Doshi's before I can start getting anything?
I posted it.
Pin it to the top of the mountain, my dog.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm pinning it right now.
It's done. Thank you, cousin.
Listen, Bob Doshi, I don't see your fucking submission yet, dog.
What's going on here?
It's a good stuff.
Yo, Bob Doshi's is kind of lit.
Okay, okay, okay.
Here we go.
Beautiful.
Judges, please take one minute to one minute and 30 seconds to review these. Ensure that you are looking at the fucking details.
Just as a reminder, the prompt for the sudden death was Bobo posted a chart.
He hasn't spoken in weeks, but suddenly one chart.
No words, just doom.
Meme the apocalyptic clarity that hits when bobo breaks the silence with that
considered please take a minute um rtf if you don't mind maybe a minute 15 a minute 20 of
whatever the next track is that would be amazing my brother then thank you for the
yeah yeah yeah Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yo, get it twisted.
This rap shit is my motherfuckers.
It's fucking game.
Fuck what you heard.
It's what you hearing.
It's what you hearing.
Listen.
It's what you hearing. Listen.
It's what you hearing.
Listen.
X gon' give it to ya. That's what you hearin', listen. That's what you hearin', listen. That's what you hearin', listen. All right. All right knees, bitch, please. If the only thing you can't steal is came out to play,
stay out my way, motherfucker. All right, all right.
Thank you, Doug.
Okay, so let's see what we got here.
We're gonna start at Bob Toshi's submission.
Happenings, you all geared up.
Judges, you ready?
Ready.
All right.
Ready?
10 seconds on the clock.
Judges, please raise your hand if you are voting for Bob Toshi.
Nine.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One. We're good. Hands down. Five, four, three, two, one.
We're good.
Hands down.
Hands down, ladies and gentlemen.
Moving to Cyber Jake 8.
Hands up if you are voting for Cyber Jake.
Ten seconds on the clock.
seconds on the clock.
Five, four,
three, two,
one. Happenings!
And the final winner by
one vote, Cyber
Jack.
Let's go!
I thought I tried. It was close, man,
because I like, dude, I like Bob Toshi's
a lot, but it didn't have Bobo. It didn't have Bobo. I get that it was implied, man, because I like, dude, I like Bob Toshi's a lot, but it didn't have Bobo.
I was like, it didn't have Bobo.
I get that it was implied, but I just, I couldn't do it, man.
Did it, you know, you know.
But have a look.
I did, the one I was making that I didn't have time to post.
I posted it down the bottom anyway.
All right.
It's pretty good.
What matters is in the arena, but I love it.
I love the fucking extra sauce.
That's great.
Hey, congratulations, Cyber Jake, for taking round one.
That brings us to round two, motherfuckers.
Here we go.
Are all the contestants ready to fucking grab their weapons
if I post this next round prompt?
I'm going to take that as a yes.
Here we go.
Round two.
Oh, I forgot I got to do it in the fucking pill.
Boomer!
All right, hold on.
Stand by, stand by.
Yo, put your hands down, boomers.
Oh, shit.
Nice music music Love it
It's a banger this tune is
Oh shit
What tune is this?. San Andreas is off Grand Theft Auto yeah yeah I'm gonna make a tune with
this older is it just is it not up a normal track now it's just off GTA I think it's GTA 4.
Shit.
I'm gonna make it.
I think 4, yeah.
Yo, this is a bad guy.
Alright.
Ladies and gentlemen,
round two should be loading up to the fucking top of the mountain.
Round two.
One post changed everything.
Pepe posted a JPEG.
You clicked by.
Your net worth doubled.
Meme the power of a single image
to flip an entire life.
Mimetic sorcery in action seven minutes and 10 seconds on the clock um and by the way rtf before we kick off the tunes i want
to start with the with the fucking quick just uh check to check the temp if any judges have anything
that strikes them or what they would do for their prompts because i want to i want this to help motherfuckers really expand their fuck how they
approach their own fucking ai shit the people and the listeners whatever and see if they can
fucking you know come away with a new way to look around how to attack ai um and make their prompts
even fucking more slappy so with that said seven ten seven minutes ten seconds on the clock um and again
one post changed everything pepe posted to jpeg you click buy your net worth doubled
mean the power of a single image to flip an entire life memetic sorcery in action
does that 20 of the judges have what their prompt would be before i give a couple fucking
ideas off the top of the dome go ahead i have a little something but i could use an open interview um and i'm i'm really
spitballing here uh i would do i would do a a green finger presses down on a red button. On the other side, of a two-sided image,
on the other, the first side on the left
with the button pressing down
is a dingy old apartment with rats in the side
that are also, that are chewing on crumbs,
some cigarette butts,
and a ripe stench of despair palpable in the air on the right that same green fucking thumb is hand
in hand with the beautiful feminine hand uh around them they are inside of a fucking jacuzzi
and uh and fucking you can smell the the beautiful scent of success as it emanates from the salt water jacuzzi that they reside in
that would be my go-to so i have something similar i mean i'm not going to say like a prompt i'm just
going to say the idea so it's not it's not going to be like sideways it's going to be like
uh the line the the line will be like uh horizontal right and in the bottom it would be like horizontal, right? And in the bottom, it would be like Pepe in despair
looking at his phone and his lonely apartment
looking down at it.
You could see like the stench of like the image
you posted up there kind of coming off his body.
And then on top of it, it would be him,
rich as fuck, you know what I'm saying?
With Bobo next to him, with an MF on the other side,
and everything he touches turns to gold.
Oh, shit.
Changing people's lives.
I'm fucking bricked up just thinking about it.
The Midas touch of Pepe.
Holy fuck.
I like it.
I like it.
Russell, what you got before we have RTF kick us with some hot fire?
Yeah. Yeah, so in two panels, one on the left and one on the right, on the left-hand side, you have a small, strange green frog sitting in a dingy apartment with an illuminated golden computer with an aura around it like uh and on the screen is a a red bear and uh it shows the buy
button uh on the screen to the bottom right hand corner and on the right panel you have uh the same
green frog except now he is on a a rocket ship that is actually an anthropomorphized bear.
Oh, shit. I like that. Nice touch.
Coming out of the rear end of the bear is some green and rainbow-colored fart dust.
Okay.
Sounds fancy.
In the space around the Green Frog, there are a whole bunch of intergalactic beings, primarily beautiful women beings.
And they're all trying to.
I like it. I like it. Any other judges have something before we kick the thorns i mean
i would you know i got one uh i got like a like a pepe kind of a a rare pepe kind of card
format right with uh it's kind of a bit blasphemous right because i'm uh believing
monophys and faith but anyway like uh lord keck with that of cloak, dark demeanor with a hoodie, sitting in a cave on like a laptop, right?
And then in the background, it's kind of got, it's got like a child walking to an adult and then aging.
In the background, like, you know, that cliche kind of, you know, a human aging.
And then like a soul going up towards like you know the kick kind of representation of
the pyramid and the eyes and and then like a 2x next to it and a meme kind of fire fire i like it
any other judges got i got a prompt they want to add to the mix i would just put a round tripper
if they have one stand poor there we go okay um let's see how much we got left we got
two minutes and 30 seconds rtf can. We got two minutes and 30 seconds.
RTF, can you give us two minutes and 30 seconds of some fucking bank shit, please, for our ears to fucking reset?
Yeah, life.
Life is the only thing we need.
They need me to go, but I don't want to leave.
Rest in peace, Lil' Keith. I painted six on a pinky toe, heard you with a shooting guard, just let her know.
I would hang your courtside, not the middle row.
All good love in a minute though, I can't stress about no because I'm a temus soul.
Plus I'm cooking up ambition on the kitchen stove, pops start to bubble, see the suns, that you good to go.
They don't suave, but I can't get recode, bro, think he John Wayne.
I bought them Yellowstones, love the way they hang, babe. Say I'm suave, but I can't get be cold Bro, think he John Wayne
I bought them Yellowstones, love the way they hang, babe
The silicone, everybody fake, nah You could crack the code, bust down everything
Setting rose gold, dread talking to you Like I'm J. Cole
I could tell a head good before I even know
Don't tell me that you model if you ain't been involved
Gotta throw a party for my day one
They ain't in the studio, but they'll lay something rest in peace to drama king. We were straight stun You don't like the way I talk
say something
Gotta throw a party for my day one
Pull up and you know it's us the bass jumpin
You don't like the way I talk to say somethin'
Gotta throw a party for my day ones They ain't in the studio but they'll lay some
Rest in peace the drama king We was straight stun
If I let my 21 tell it you a-
Spin a block twice like it ain't nowhere to park 10 seconds left
Oh you'd have to cut it off there
You'd have to cut it off there
Time's up motherfuckers
Get your shit exported
Save it to your
Save it to your library and upload it
To the purple bill pin it to the top
of the mountain uh guys how can i pin my the post i don't know the way could you tell me yeah if you
go to your post uh if you go to your post and you see in the bottom right there's like an arrow up with a little bracket underneath you see that
Yeah
You see where it says the title of the space mean battle number four
Oh, I think I did yes, thank you there we go there we go um so we got correct we got
bob toshi we got cyber jake eight mine's uploading who else we missing happenings
uh too easy we got toga is on the mount on the top of the mountain congratulations on top of
uh uh popping your nest cherry, Doug.
Amazing.
Amazing.
Happy for you.
And bird is coming up.
I don't see it loaded yet, but I'm.
Loaded nest cherry.
Let's fucking go.
Oh, shit.
Too easy.
Trizzy came with some fucking fire, bro.
Is that Riley Reid in the mix?
Oh, of course.
Of course. Oh, my God. That mix? Oh, of course, of course.
That was the hardest part.
I kept getting distracted.
Distracted. Oh, my
God. He's using the
meme battle to fucking perpetuate
some bad fucking choices.
I'm here for it. I'm here for it.
All right, who are we missing?
Who's the straggler happening?
Bird. The reigning champ wants to take his time it should be in the comments hold on let me let me fuck i'm in the shitty area sorry
you're good bro you're good i know you're driving the reigning champ gets a gets a fucking you know
like jordan with the rest you get a little bit of a fucking buffer. That's okay.
Alright.
In the meantime.
Let's see here.
Judges.
Take two minutes.
And make sure that you comb through every fucking detail.
Of each one of these dank submissions.
One more time I'm going to read the theme.
Because it also has to be most aligned with the theme.
One post changed everything.
Pepe posted a JPEG.
You clicked buy.
Your net worth doubled.
Meme the power of a single image to flip an entire life.
Mimetic sorcery in action.
RTF, my dog.
If you could tee up
two minutes of some fucking heat,
that would be much appreciated.
And let me also dive into these submissions
and see what these motherfuckers
cooked up.
These are sick Great Sean on the beat by the way
I've been in my bag way too long
RTF, you can play this whole song and actually play the whole track as a short song and that'll give us enough time
Alone, yeah, I'd rather be alone
I made some bad moves, I know you did bad too
It's funny, I be laughing when I'm sad too
Baby, I'll be back soon, I get druggy in the back room
She said, boy, you know you bad news, break it, keep me calm X, it made me laugh, shout out, I don be back soon I get druggy in the back room She said, boy, you know you buying news
Prickin' keep me calm
Ex-y make me lie, shout-o
I don't know what's wrong
I don't know what that is about
I'm just makin' hints
I treat this through like it's my damn house
She said, give me more
She said, make me tie-bough
I don't wanna
I don't wanna
I don't wanna crash out
Liberal keep a stick
Keep clickin' shit like it's a damn house
I've been smokin' too loud
I should keep it down
Don't know what to do now, got shit to figure out
Ride with me, don't gotta worry for both of those
Push you in the driver's seat, don't gotta hurry in the middle of
With a melody, don't gotta worry when tomorrow comes
Oh, push you ring the driver's feet
Don't cry or worry now
Cause we stay in control
Yeah, I know I'm bad for you
Yeah, I know you bad for me
She said, can you get this bag for me?
Money make her happy
Don't need nothing if you ask me
I might slot off in the backseat
You ain't got me lying, I ain't even going
I don't do the brag,, you said I'm a short
Baby, I was trying, I look I had me flooring
Baby, I was trying, I look I had me turning
Anxiety, you nervous
You fall in love on accident, is that your purpose?
You put in work for all this shit, but was it worth it?
You trying to cry, so I put pain inside these verses
I think it's word game
Word game, word game, word game, word working. It's working, working, working, working, working.
One year of practice, working, working.
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All right, yo, these were funny, man.
I was fucking vibing listening to that shit, trying to fucking piece these together.
That's what I was thinking. There's one meme shit, trying to fucking piece these together. That's what I was saying.
I was thinking the same thing.
There's one meme, though, bro, with this song.
I was just laughing my ass off.
Bro, some of these really took a whole fucking,
they really ran with it, man, made it their own shit.
I love it.
All right.
We're going to start at the far left on Birds.
So judges, make sure that you are all there. So we're
following along. All right. If you are voting for bird submission, raise your hand in the air,
10 seconds on the clock. Five, four, three, two, one.
Happenings.
Next.
Hands down, ladies and gentlemen, please.
We are moving over to Too Easy Trizzy.
Ten seconds on the clock.
Hands up if you are voting for Too Easy Trizzy submission.
Keep your hand up if you're voting.
Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
Happenings.
Hold on.
Let me, let me, let me.
Take your time, dog.
Keep your hands up. Keep your hands up.
Till the dog happening says otherwise, please.
Okay.
Put him down. All right. Okay. Put him down.
All right.
Hands down.
Hands down.
Moving on to
Tolga.
All right.
Hands up if you
are voting for
Tolga.
Ten seconds
on the clock.
Ladies and
gentlemen,
starting now.
Seven, six, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Happenings.
Next.
Hands down, hands down.
We are moving next to correct.
Hands up if you are voting for correct.
Ten seconds on the clock. Nine.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Happenings. Hands down. two one happenings hands down moving on to
Bob Toshi
hands up
if you are voting for Bob Toshi
this one had me dying
hands up if you are voting for Bob Toshi
10 seconds on the clock
5 4 3 10 seconds on the clock 5
Hands down
Hands down ladies and gentlemen
Moving on next to
Cyber Jake 8
10 seconds on the clock Hands up if you are voting for Cyber Jake Aped. 10 seconds on the clock.
Hands up if you are voting for Cyber Jake Aped.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Happenings.
Set.
Next.
Done. That's it. That. Next. Done.
That's it. That's it. What are we looking at, my dog?
We are looking at everyone getting
exposed for knowing this adult
actress. The win
goes to, round two
goes to,
Too Easy Crazy. Let's go.
Too Easy Crazy.
Let's fucking go.
Good job, dog. these were fucking hilarious it was mad
funny bro the the one with this fucking fed uh that uh that who did this one that correct
correct yo that was fucking hilarious also the bob toshi with the cocaine, the Pepe Cos, and then you see him pondering like, oh shit, I'm about to try this shit.
Hilarious, bro.
You see the trajectory of his whole life change in that expression.
It was beautiful.
Great job, motherfuckers.
Here we go.
We are about to kick off the final round.
Oh shit.
Let me load this motherfucker up.
Standby, standby.
Actually, I got to clear the previous submissions.
Hold on.
Fucking Halo, man.
Sick.
Mix it in with that.
GTA.
GTA.
Okay. Mix it in with that GTA. all right all, all right, all right.
Final motherfucking round.
CT is not real life.
He posted a 20X.
He ratioed a founder.
He farmed engagement like a god.
Then you meet him in real life.
And he's asking you have changed for a red
bull mean the brutal letdown of discovering that the meme king is just a broke dude
merciless for the final round such cases never meet your heroes. Okay, we're gonna put seven minutes and 10 seconds on the clock.
RTF before we kick these fucking tones.
I'm curious to hear what these motherfucking judges.
If anyone has no obligations, obviously, but if anyone has some prompts, I'm gonna start the clock in five, four, three, two, seven minutes and 10 seconds.
four, three, two, seven minutes and 10 seconds.
Are any judges brave enough to let us know where their mind goes on the
fucking prompt they would kick off with this?
Yeah.
Anon.
Okay.
I'd like, I'd like to see something like this.
Um, a figure with, uh, uh, the X logo, a golden X logo on the head,
the X logo,
a golden X logo on the head,
you know?
you know, and
you know, he's reaching out
with his palms
before
Pepe,
and, you know,
begging, you know, he's
begging for, you know,
a couple dollars or, you know,
some coins.
Yeah, I think something like that.
I like what you got.
Yeah.
Like a poor
beggar sitting on the floor, right?
And he's got like a
plastic cup in his hand that writes
on it memes, but in front of him
the tiles or like the structure of
the road, each square has a different X post,
and beside it, like, a box of crayons.
Oh, okay, I like that.
Who else, anyone else got one before I throw mine in the mix?
I mean, I see a Miata with some big spinners on it,
a Big Mac in his hand,
and, man, he's got the tunes blasting,
but it's just from a little boombox.
Next one was radios broke.
I like it.
I would do a split screen on the left side.
A kid sits at a computer looking at the computer
that shows a post.
The screen shows a post.
We see the back of the person looking at the computer.
On the post is a Twitter post of a reply to a, to beat, to fucking Mario in the fall.
And, and with, with a fucking, a fucking, like a, like get fucked. And then it has 20, get fucked.
And then it has 20,000 likes.
The PFP of the person putting it has a dude with a brick head and giga muscles.
The kid is a huge fan.
He's got a cup, a coffee mug that same pfp next to him as he
looks on at the screen on the right he goes the same kid the same back of the same kid wearing
the shirt and the hat with the pfp meets a guy in real life, a fat fuck, disgustingly fat, wearing a T-shirt of the PFP, of the brick motherfucker.
Disappointed, the kid shakes his hand.
All right.
Anyone else have a prompt they would throw in on this one?
All right.
Oh, wait.
You know, you love that. Real quick, you know. Oh, wait, you know,
but real quick,
you know,
yeah,
go ahead.
a guy,
wearing a,
a top half of a tuxedo sitting at,
a plastic desk
with a makeshift child's cash register on top.
And underneath the desk, the man is in his underwear
and has boards all over his legs.
And there is piss and shit all over the floor.
There you go.
There we go.
Three.
Okay.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen.
We have three minutes and ten seconds left,
which gives us enough time
RTF if you don't mind
to bring us through
to the promised land
of the final round
let's fucking spin it my dog
hey I want for what? Fuck that, you leveling up
Minus and you was a plus
Leave that nigga in the dark
Take him back here for what?
Lamborghini from a bus
All that we needed was trucks
I said enough is enough
Don't got no business with you
Champagne for the X's
Woodgrain for the Lexus
Nice fan, buddy, Texas
You star, I direct it
My heart, I protect it
Cobain when I reckless
They say it switched up
Switched up, it was back with I
You can't smoke at night
You get way too light
And you can't drink at night
You get fucked up sometimes
You and I, I lose every bite
We blur every line, risky every time
Girl, who do you blame?
You know what I mean?
I never started fighting
I'm in a bit of time
Girl, who you blame?
Blame me, blame me
No blame me
Girl, who you blame?
I'm a big fan of my favorite
I'm young and I'm able
Real ones are my payroll
I'm signing my label She's queen and I'm fairer
For high that be my parent Tim's on her head up
Real cute, we still get up
You can't smoke at night You get wet tonight
You can't drink at lie, you get fucked up sometimes You and I, I lose everybody
We blow every line, you're a skin every spine
Girl, who do you blame?
Blame me
I never start a fight
I man up every time
Girl, who do you blame?
Blame me
Blame me
I'm gonna blame me Girl me, blame me, I'm gonna blame me, but who you blame?
I don't want to blame you for all the things that you do
Don't wanna choose but it's you if I just had to choose
Strong independent perspective is very prideful
30 seconds left. 10 7
Alright motherfuckers
Get your shit
On the top of the mountain
Stop
Alright
Alright
As a reminder
This was a difficult one like you really had to fucking
think on your toes i was just listening most of it off i just posted a picture from a camera roll
yeah bro st john is a vibe man um ct is not real life he posted a 20x he ratioed a founder he
farmed engagement like a god.
Then, you meet him in IRL, and he's asking if you have change for a Red Bull.
Meme the brutal letdown of discovering that the meme king is just a broke dude with fast thumbs.
Alright, alright.
Happening, how many of these motherfuckers do we have still needed to submit we are missing
Too easy trizzy
Too easy
Loading
Load let me see
I got another theme song if we need some time
We don't need to thank you, though, cuz I appreciate it,
but we got...
We gotta get this shit up here right now.
We gotta get this shit up right now.
Yeah, to get it up here.
Cousins, you can run
30 seconds of it. Fuck it.
Let this motherfucker go. Come on.
Let me get that.
Oh, shit.
Wow.
Zelda, come on.
Let's go.
Hey, buddy, guess what it is.
Look at this guy.
Zelda.
Zelda.
Uh, close. That's right. It's the theme song for the Link map on Super Smash Bros.
Correct.
64, the first one.
Y'all motherfuckers gotta go outside more, goddammit.
I'm bringing nostalgia on.
My girlfriend said it's the song from the original Zelda when he's out in the
Correct. Yeah, it was like a reed on version of Zelda the original Zelda
Do we have everybody on the top of the mountain? Oh
To easy Trezzy
To easy Trezzy is he got he got sidetracked with too much rather oh no mine's up
it's up i don't see it does anybody deleted the wrong one it's up i promise hold on you're fired
you're fired you played yourself
okay oh shit yo too easy is funny. Some of these are hilarious, dog.
Yo, fucking bird with the
inbred motherfucker
as he is IRL,
as we know. Hilarious.
Okay.
Let's see here.
Do we have everyone happenings?
Yep.
Everyone's up.
Alright.
RTF, can you give us two minutes of some shit before? Hold on. Before you press go, though, judges, as a reminder, this is the final round.
Unless we have to get a sudden death to determine.
But please pay attention to the details.
Please give due attention to each of these motherfuckers submissions.
I understand you have a two-minute window to do so.
RTF, kick us off so we can dive into this.
I got, I got, I got, I got loyalty, got royalty inside my DNA.
Cocaine quarter piece, got war and peace inside my DNA.
I got flour, poison, pain, and joy inside my DNA.
I got hustle, though, ambition, flow inside my DNA.
I was born like this and sworn like this
Immaculate conception I transformed like this
Performed like this without you a new weapon
I don't contemplate I meditate then off your fucking head
This that put the kids to bed This that I got I got I got I got
Realness I just kill shit cause it's in my DNA
I got millions I got riches building in my DNA I got millions, I got riches building in my DNA I got dark, I got evil that rot inside my DNA
I got up, I got troublesome heart inside my DNA
I just win again, then win again like Wimbledon I serve
Yeah, that's him again, the sound that engine in is like a bird
You see fireworks, it covered tires, skirt the boulevard
I know how you work, I know just who you are
Use a, use a, use a bitch
I almost probably switch inside your DNA
Problem is, all this sucker shit inside your DNA
Daddy Riley snitch, heritage inside your DNA
Blackboard all exist, burn outside a jellyfish I can't
See, my pedigree most definitely don't tolerate the front
Shit I bitch through, probably offend you you This is Barla's oldest son
I know murder, conviction, furnace, boosters, burglars, ballers, dead
Redemption scholars, fathers dead
With kids and I wish I was fed
Forgiveness, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Soulja's DNA
Born inside the beast
My expertise check out in second grade
When I was nine
On sale motel, we didn't have nowhere to stay
At 29
I've been so well hit cartwheeling my estate.
And I'm go shine like I'm supposed to antisocial extrovert.
And excellent minute extrovert.
And absortness, what the fuck you hurt?
And pessimism, I'm struggling.
All right, all right, let's get this motherfucker started.
Everybody good, judges, you got a chance to look at all these.
Okay, here we go.
Please go to Two Easy Trizies on the far left.
Take a look at it.
Put your hands in the air if you are voting for Two Easy Trizies meme.
Ten seconds on the clock
five four three two one happenings next next moving to bird hands up if you're voting for bird
10 seconds on the clock Moving to bird. Hands up if you're voting for bird.
Ten seconds on the clock.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Happenings.
Next.
Hands down.
Hands down, hands down.
Okay, moving over to... Correct!
This motherfucker...
He killed it on this, too.
Alright.
Hands up in the air if you're voting for...
Correct!
Ten seconds on the clock.
Five, four, three, two, one. the clock five four three two one happenings hands down hands down ladies and gentlemen moving to
Bob Toshi.
Bob Toshi.
Ten seconds on the clock.
Hands up if you are voting for Bob Toshi.
Ten.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
Happenings.
Next.
Hands down, please, ladies and gentlemen.
Moving to Cyber Jake 8.
Ten seconds on the clock.
Hands up if you are voting for Cyber Jake.
Six, five, four, three,
two,
one.
Happenings.
Next.
Next.
Oh, hands down, please.
Hands down, please.
Moving to Tolga.
Hands up if you are voting for Tolga.
Ten seconds on the clock 5
Happenings
For the final round
Can I vote for birds please guys
Sorry to interject
I missed it
Wait did you vote? No I thought I put my hand up Can I vote for Bird, please, guys? Sorry to interject. I missed it.
Wait, did you vote?
No, I thought I put my hand up.
I pressed it, but my hand wasn't up.
Who do you want?
Who do you want? Bird, Bird.
Sorry for the inconvenience. Bird, Bird. No, you're fine, man. Bird?
Bird, bro.
Okay.
For round three,
the winner
is Bird.East. for round three, the winner is
Bird.Eath.
Oh, shit!
Bird.Eath.
Does that mean we have a sudden death
required to determine the winner of battle number four?
Well, we have three different winners.
Right.
Right.
So it's one to one to one, right?
Correct.
So we're going to have to do a sudden death So we're going to have to do a sudden death.
We're going to have to do a sudden death and it's going to be a 420 thing because we got to keep it relatively short.
We also got to revisit how many contestants we get next time because I don't want to get this shit too long and drawn out.
So I want to that'll be a discussion for the back channels.
But in the meantime, I got something ready and we're going to have the three people.
Who are they?
They're Cyber Jake, Too Easy Trizy, and Bird.
Get in the Coliseum.
Now.
Enter the Coliseum.
Because there is a three-way tie, second and third place will be split evenly amongst the second and third place winners.
Okay.
In the meantime, though,
let me get this last sudden death round.
Okay, here it is.
So this is just for those three warriors
final round sudden death
here we go so
posted uh let me just remove these for a second these are the ones
Let me just remove these for a second.
These are the ones.
Okay.
Final round.
Shit, we got a couple others to remove.
Okay, last one.
There we go.
MFers don't sell.
He forgot his seed phrase.
The chart mooned.
His face never changed.
Meme the stoic pain of motherfuckers who truly never sold.
We're going to put four minutes and 20 seconds on the clock.
We're not going to do a judge's thing here.
We're just going to let it fucking cook.
Because I think all of us are toward the end of our battery
um all right 4 20 on the clock has started go ahead motherfuckers and uh
rtf if you could give us four minutes of some shit man that would be
fucking beautiful dog call it pop bubble sparks getting beautiful, dog. Call it Paul, get it tight. Hey, pretty girl, come on. Get it right, pretty girl.
Get it right, get it tight.
Get it right, get it tight.
Get it right, get it tight.
Get it right, get it tight.
Get it right, get it tight.
Get it right, get it tight.
Get it right, get it tight.
Get it right, get it tight.
Get it right, get it tight.
Get it right, get it tight.
Get it right, get it tight.
Get it right, get it tight.
Get it right, get it tight.
Get it right, get it tight.
Get it right, get it tight.
Get it right, get it tight.
Get it right, get it tight.
Get it right, get it tight.
Girl, I don't need you, but you need me. Take it off, let it flop, shake it tight. Girl, I don't need you, but you need me.
Take it off, let it flop, shake it freely.
And I don't tell stories, I let them tell they sell.
And you ain't gotta sell sex, girl, it sell itself.
Like nothing else, yeah, I'm a country boy.
But that big city bottom fill me up with joy.
Ain't like friends, live it up better.
Here go the whisper song, baby, this is us ready.
Put it on me, enthusiastically. Whatever it is that you do, you do it admirably.
And I ain't choose it, that thing chose me, it's off a cake and it dang all the way in this thing, go!
Booty, booty, booty, booty, booty, booty, rocking everywhere.
Booty, booty, booty, booty, rocking everywhere.
Who, rockin' it, who, rockin' it, who found you, Miss New Blue.
Get it together and bring it back to me.
Hit the Players Club for about a month or two.
Put a tag on it and see what it do. I found you, Miss New Blue.
Get it together and bring it back to me.
Hit the Players Club for about a month or two.
Put a tag on it and see what it do.
Get it right, get it right, get it tight.
Get it right, get it right, get it tight. Get it right, get it right, get it tight.
Get it right, get it tight.
Get it right, get it tight.
Quarter to twelve and we just getting in.
Bubba's on making spark with the EA twins.
Sippin' on Patron, blum, blum, blum.
Shawty in a song, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Ass get the jigglin', motherfuckin' wrigglin'.
Keep the thing shakin' like she frostbitch shiverin'. Ass be the jigglers, motherfucking wriggling. Keep that thing shaking like she frostbitch shivering.
Ass be delivering, all type of flashage cash.
Got these holes shaking, I'ma last.
Let me whisper in here.
Get yourself together, go and buy some new gear.
Do something with child dead.
The club, take ass in the pills,
go and show through up.
Do that move you did just a minute ago.
I guarantee you'll make all the talk.
So go on to your team, baby.
Work what you got to get what you want.
Pay that money, don't let it make you.
Booty, booty, booty, booty, rocking everywhere.
Booty, booty, booty, booty, rocking everywhere.
Booty, booty, booty, booty, booty, booty.
One minute and 25 seconds left.
Who's rocking it?
Who's rocking it?
Who's rocking it?
RTF, give us the next track.
Give us the minute 18 in the next track.
Need the players flowin'.
It's about a month or two.
Bust.
Just watch the movies.
Just watch the movies.
You're on a mission, and you're wishin'
Someone to cure your lonely condition
Looking for love in all the wrong places
No fine girl, just ugly faces
From frustration, first inclination
Is to become a monk and leave the situation
But every dark tunnel has a lighter hope
So don't hang yourself with a celibate bro
You need these showing, so you're going
Could care less about the fire you're blowing
If theater gets dark just to start the show
Then you spot a fine woman sitting in your row.
She's dressed in yellow.
She says hello.
Come sit next to me, you fine fellow.
You run over there without a second to lose.
And what comes next?
Hey, bust the move.
Just bust the move.
20 seconds left. You want to say that you got it. Just watch the move. You want to say that you got it. You want to say that you got it.
You got it.
You want to say that you got it.
In the city, ladies look pretty.
Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty.
Tell a funny joke just to get some play.
Then you try to make a move and she says no way.
Girls are faking, goodness sake.
They want a man who brings home the faking.
Got no money and you got no cars and you got no women. And there you are. Some girls are sadistic, materialistic. All right, ladies and gentlemen.
All right, all you, Artrip.
All right, all right, all right.
How we looking here?
We got Cyber Jake 8th is the only one up.
The other two, Bird and Too Easy Drizzy.
What y'all got, man? No, no.
Again, the sudden death topic, the theme.
MFers don't sell.
He forgot his seed phrase.
The chart boomed.
His face never changed.
Meme the stoic pain of MFers who truly never sold.
Okay.
Who we missing?
Bird.
Bird.
Bird, where you at?
Where you at?
It should be Finn.
It should be low.
He's literally bound.
Bird up.
Bird up.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
RTF.
RTF.
Do you have any of the tracks that I sent you left?
You there, bro?
Hold on. Before we go,
yo, yo, yo. RTF, can you hear me?
Yeah, I hear you, bro. What's up?
Do you have any of the tracks that I sent you left?
Play them all. Play them again.
Oh, you played them all. Okay, okay.
Play that driver's license one
one more again.
Let's get a minute and a half
driver's seat. Sorry, driver's seat.
Bird, we need yours up in the building
right here, bro.
It's already up there, bro.
Is my shit lagging? I don't see it.
Yo, so I saw it and then it disappeared for some reason.
Nah, it's up there.
Do you mind posting it again
because I don't see it.
Yeah, I'll repost it again.
There it is.
Okay, cool.
Give us a minute.
I guess two minutes.
Two minutes.
Two minutes.
Fucking spin it if you can, my dog, RTF.
Thank you for your fucking help here, bro.
Great job on the beat, baby. I've been in my bag way too long
Tell me if I'm doing wrong
Yeah, I love you, but I'd rather be alone
Yeah, I'd rather be but I'd rather be alone. Yeah, I'd rather be alone.
I made some bad moves.
I know you did bad too.
It's funny, I be laughing when I'm sad too.
Baby, I'll be back soon.
I get druggy in the back room.
She said, boy, you know you bad news.
Perky, keep me calm.
Exing made me laugh, shout-o.
I don't know what's wrong.
I don't know what that is about.
I'm just making hints. I treat this through like it's my damn house
She said give me more, she said make me tired, bro
I don't wanna, I don't wanna crash out
Liberal keep it sticky, clickin' shit like it's a damn house
I've been smokin' too loud, I should keep it down
Don't know what to do now, got shit to figure out
Drive with me, don't gotta worry for us both of those
Push it with them driver's city, don't gotta hurry in the mirror Figure out All right. All right. Thank you. Yep. Yeah, I know you buy for me.
Okay.
She's like, can you get this bag for me?
Yo, happenings.
I think we can still determine first, second, and third place here, potentially.
I just realized by the number of votes.
If you can, just keep a tally as we go.
So we're going to start all the way over at Bird.
At Bird.
Judges, hands up in the air if you are voting for Bird.
Ten seconds on the clock.
Five, four, three, two, one. Happenings. five four three two one happenings okay uh got got it wait hand oh yeah okay got it got it
hands down everyone hands down okay i got you. I got you. All right.
All right.
Hands down.
Moving on to Cyber Jake 8.
Hands up if you are voting for Cyber Jake 8.
Ten seconds on the clock, ladies and gentlemen.
Six, five, four, three,
two,
one.
Happenings.
Next.
Moving on.
Oh, hands down first, please.
Hands down, judges, please.
Moving on to two easy, Trizzy.
Hands up.
If you are voting for two easy, Tririzy. Ten seconds on the clock.
Starting now.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Happenings.
They say miracles don't happen.
Oh, shit.
But the first meme battle legend has came back to grab another belt.
In the final round of Sudden Death, the first one in the meme battle history goes to Too Easy, Trizzy.
Trizzy!
Nice.
Here's the result.
He now ties Bird with two championships.
One.
Fuck.
This is getting fucking spicy.
Congratulations, my dog.
Who is the second place winner for today's match happenings?
Second place goes to Bird.E.
Bird!
Still fucking keeping strong in this motherfucker.
And third place then goes to our dog, Cyber Jake.
Hey, congratulations on your 50 bucks of DRB, my dog.
Wow.
Wow.
Contestants or winners, please DM me your ETH wallets.
And congratulations, man.
I want to thank Happenings happenings as always for being my
fucking dog here man helping me keeping this shit afloat rtf you fucking soldier man thanks for
stepping in shout out my guy dg but it was great to have your help here man to keep the fucking
the music is clearly an essential component of this. I think we got to consider how many contestants we have,
because I think the sweet spot is about an hour for this,
and it ran a little over.
I know we did some sudden deaths, but that's something for, you know,
the back channels.
Feel free to DM me if you're in the listeners,
if you've got ideas for how to make it more fun, whatever.
But I think it was a great turnout here.
And, yeah, thank you guys all does any
any of the judges have anything to say before i rug this bitch hey listen at what i'm finding
out is that every meme battle gets funner and funner bro i mean this is probably something that
we could try to control but i just see this thing getting bigger than what it is. And shout-outs to RTF for the music.
Cousin came in with that
childhood nostalgia.
You know what I'm saying?
And all the memers killed it.
All the memers killed it.
Fucking awesome job, guys.
Anyone else got anything to say?
Yeah, I just gotta say,
if you didn't win, bro,
I literally loved every meme but out here
like it was funny as fuck so shout out to you guys like you guys are gems uh nice one 100
chief well said man i i agree man you guys thank you for all the fucking gladiators who put your
put your necks out there fucking sheath your weapons and uh and and left everything in the blood sport arena um
i don't have a sheath well hopefully you fuck hopefully you motherfuckers will show up for
meme battle 5 tba um anyways fucking great to see you guys another great battle in the bag
and uh see you guys for meme battle 5 and as always
bobo billions bitches
