Memes & The Market - sponsored by @IPLRocket

Recorded: March 21, 2025 Duration: 3:14:12
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["Sweet Home Alone"] I'm going to make a The end. GMGM happy Friday, CoCom collected alchemists here Friday March 21st a 43 a.m.
here on the East Coast Boston rainy day a little chilly fuck it though I'm on a
vibe I love Friday personally weekend is here we're gonna do some fun dad
activities vibe chill with my friends maybe Maybe run up a few fucking charts
We'll see what we'll see what's loading, bro
We'll see what's happening out here
Sentiments been a little low. I'm here every day. You see it. Sometimes a little briefer sometimes longer than usual. We don't know
Today should be interesting I'm getting DMs the dudes fucking hiring girlfriends to come on spaces I get weary posting these
DMS because people report my account but let's just say I'm in custody right now of a rather telling DM from OG capitalist also this
morning sponsors missing in action where are you it's a guy from yesterday was
all about coming back to the show today will they come will I'll have to fuck Will Al Capte f*** the project? Stand by.
Anyways, here we are, good morning.
Catch these vibes with me bro, I rolled up a fatty of this weed I grabbed yesterday.
Where is the strain bro?
Hold on one second.
Sour cake bro.
It's a birthday cake, sour diesel hybrid. They had sex and had a kid bro. It's fire
It's pretty dank ass strain
Check that shit out bro. Sour diesel was a fucking vibe for out back in the day
Anyways, we tweet the room bro
Friday bro, i'm coming for your neck.
What's free?
Free is when nobody else can tell us what to be.
Free is when the TV ain't controlling what we see.
Told my niggas I need you.
Do all the fame, you know I stay true.
Pray my niggas stay free.
Made a few mistakes but this ain't where I wanna be.
Before I'm just about 12, put a 12 on my beat.
Told my niggas I need you
Stay up, I know these times ain't true
Real life, what's real?
Just a lad I was cunning, just got a pad out in London
I keep stackin' my money, I need a lad about summer
8K shots, niggas duckin' straight shots
Benetop dog, that's before the cake dot
Crackin' in 06, immaculate, show me shit
Talkin' like you Mitch, disastrous on the strip
Holding on your bitch, could've never sold you a brick
With them people you never been on the list
Mona Lisa to me ain't nothing but a bitch
She hanging pictures like niggas swinging from his dick
We so different you thought these didn't exist
The Megalodon never seen on his wrist
I'm from the South where they never make it this rich
God is the greatest mistake he's been on this shit
Walk in the pavement I pray I'm illuminated Over a decade and never know by this favorite
Parting kilo go hand in hand like we gambling humps My amigo a million grams when we count em in up
You was dead broke I let you hold it back You paid for it but I fucked around and stole the track
Screaming gang gang now you wanna rap
Recurring chargers caught em on the tap
Looking for a bond lawyers want a tap
Purple hair got them faggots on your back
Free is when nobody else can tell us what to be
Free is when the TV ain't controlling what we see
Told my niggas I need you do all the fame you know I stay true pray my niggas stay free
Made a few mistake, but the same way I want to be
But investigations heard they plow like I tried 20 million cash, they know I got that off a rest
Maybe it's the Michael Wubbins or the Robert Kras
Or the billionaire from Marcy and the way they got my back
T.I.A. I prevailed and now they proud and I mean back
Block me in the shelf all of nights and I won't snap
250 is showing they still think I'm selling crack
When you bring my name up to the judge, you tell him facts
Tell him how we funding all these kids to go to college
Tell him how we fecin' all these war-stoppin' violence
Tryna fix the system in the way that they designed it
I think they want me silenced, I don't say you can see
I don't feel like I'm free, locked down in my cell shackled from ankle to feet
Judge banging that gavel, turn me to slave from a king
Another day in the bin, to slay from a king, another day in the bing
I got a hang from a string, just for poppin' a willy, my people march to the city
from a south to a chopper, view from the top of the city, you can tell how we rockin'
soon as I pop up, we litty poppin' like bad boy in 94, be poppin' and diddy and niggas countin' me out
like my countin' busy, that's 5 million 20, sit up and count till I'm dizzy Spend up on a thousand, hundred round in a stizzy
If we be feelin' rabid I might just pop up with Drizzy like what's free?
Free is when nobody else can tell us what to be
Free is when the TV ain't controllin' what we see
Told my niggas I need yo, do all the fame you know I stay true
Pray my niggas stay free, made a few mistakes but this ain't where I wanna be
Before I'm just by 12, put a 12 on my beat, told my niggas I need you
Stay up, I know these times ain't true, real life, what's free?
In a land of the free with the blacks enslaved, three-fifths of a man I believe's the phrase
I'm 50% of Doucet and it's debt free, yeah, 100% of Ace of Spades worth half a beat, boo
Rock Nation half of that, that's my piece
100% of title to bust it up with my cheese, uh
Smoke my niggas won't ever work together
You run a checker but they never give you leverage
No red hat, don't Michael and Prince me and Ye
They separate you when you got Michael and Prince's DNA, uh
I ain't one of these house niggas you bought my house like a resort my house bigger than yours my spot
My route better of course we started without food in our mouth
They gave us pork and pig intestines should you just got it that we ingested we made the project away you came back
reinvested in gentrified and took niggas to surprise and hide that freak and them people stole us all and hit niggas is a pride in the hottest briefs and people stole a soul and hit niggas with 360
I ain't got a billion streams got a billion dollars
Sleigh numbers like we both be happy about this. We was praising billboard, but we were young
Now look at billboard like is you dumb?
To this day grandma afraid what I might say they gonna have to kill me grandma. I'm not this way
They gonna have to kill me, grandmama, I'm not they slave
Check out the bazaar, rapping style, you spot me
That HOV, look at my hair free, carefree
Niggas ain't there free, enjoy your change
We're showing for your name with a hairpiece
I survive the hood, can't no shite con rob me
My account's so good, I'm practically living tax free
Factory, that's me, sold drugs, got away
Godfrey, that's a C-C-E, copy, kill free,
steal me, and expect me to not, fill away, to this day, you would say, ya'll kill me,
sucker free, no shucking me, I don't job turkeys, say happy thanksgiving shit, sound like a
murder to me, smoke free, all of y'all, calling out toll free, label rob you for millions,
yet you wanna put a hole in me, sugar free, I'm so free you lay a hand on hold my shooter shoot for free. I promise World War three
Send an order through a hands free kill you in 24 hours or shorter. You can't ignore the handspeed
On guard it's off the head this improv, but it's no comedy sign. I fell hell no
Hell nah, haha. All right. All right
Fucking had it with you
New jay-z ain't like the old jay-z
Anyways, here we are friday fucking love fridays, dude, i didn't even check the charts
I'm having such a day already just because it's friday
You hear the jbl
gm. Jim because it's Friday. You hear the JBL? GM, GM.
Crumpet on deck, Bobby's who? On deck, up early, bushy tailed, ready to go,
ready to win, ready to crush it.
Recognize energy, bro, I'm not arguing with some of y'all.
You're not leeching my energy, bro.
I'm not proving nothing to y'all.
Told you I lived in a tiny apartment.
They're like, Alchemist, post your bathroom right now.
Absolutely not.
My bathroom is small, bruh.
But I've never told you it wasn't.
Shouldn't matter to you how big my bathroom is.
But for some of you it seems to matter.
I'm a regular bro, bro.
I put my pants on one leg at a time.
I don't have the Lambo yet, but I'm coming for it.
I don't have all the Rollies yet.
I'm coming for them.
I don't have all the baddies on deck yet.
Sometimes I do.
I'm coming for all of them.
But I see some of y'all trying to lure Alk into these conversations and spaces to fight,
to yell and scream, dude.
And old Alk would have done it.
And now they're like, whoa, Alk, why is Alk not whiling out?
What is he scared of some shit?
No, dude, I'm just protecting my vibes, dude.
You know I crash out, I yell, I scream, I go crazy.
It's not good for my health.
It throws my shockers off, my vibes and shit.
Then I'm on a war-torn path for four days,
a week, two weeks, you know, you've seen it.
I'm trying to pick my battles now.
I'm not saying I won't knock a dude's head off.
I'm not saying I won't crash out on some memes
for three days, but I'm picking the battles bro. This morning I was sent a spicy DM by several people out
here where a man is hiring five or prostitutes to pose as his online girlfriend. I have to
have these messages redacted because they're coming for Alex account And his receipts will be posted
And if you haven't figured it out yet
I'm talking about capitates
Wait, what?
He's soliciting women online in the dms
To pose as his girlfriend. I have the dm. I'll send it to you
I just haven't had the time to redact the information on the people who sent it except you get a script without it.
This just gets better and better.
If you want to be the one to post it I'll send it to you. I don't really care about that.
I actually would rather not post it because they're gunning for Alk.
Capitalists is gunning for Alk?
Everyone is dude.
What is he doing with a cap gun?
Hold on a second. Let me just send it to you first
Water pistol super soaker. Oh, no, I'm not worried about that. No, no what I'm saying in general when I post a spicy
Post I gotta be careful
Because some are very reportable posts compared to others, right?
so I just I'm kind of mindful now what I post with the racy shit right I'm gonna send this to
you if you could just redact the the parties involved yeah yeah no but i don't even know some of these people bro
capitalist too?
the people that wrote the messages he means
yeah you know just do a scribble on it
if you can't do that i'm gonna fire you
yeah i can do that thank you
and then put it on the jumbo
tag capitalist in it
tag his wife
can we get a tag jason's it tag his way we get a little Jason's gonna love it
Can we get capitalists his wife?
He only paid for one night she don't exist today. Yeah, but can we still get the ass so we could wait so the
One of the seven bedrooms was never in the seven bedroom away. No, she was a paid prostitute
Was never in the seven-bedroom away. No, she was a paid prostitute
Guys, I don't have a wife yet. So I just don't say I have a wife. See how easy that is
I don't have to go find a wife now
Or play some recording sometimes. I just never said I have a wife yet. She should be like mrs
Zoo, you should know that there right now y'all would have heard her yell at me for sure, dude
100% Yeah, I don't have a wife yet.
One day. One fucking day.
You guys, what do you think I talked so much about?
Also, yeah, hey this morning I was DMing a few people, right? My morning routine.
I had a few minutes before the show so I dropped the kids off at the pool, right? I was taking a shit.
So I'm DMing Doc dude and I
fat-fingered my phone and I videoed him I video called this dude and went into a
panic cuz I couldn't close the call and I was taking a shit dude you ever I'm
swear to God and it was like three seconds of ring I was like trying to
fucking shut the phone somehow I'm on the shitter
oh panic dude
If you had a camera on me right then you were to see sheer panic and fear of me on the shitter calling doc
So I luckily I was able to end it right when he responded I said, thank God you didn't answer that I was taking a shit like that fingers the phone
Then he's like, yo gay dude, what are you calling me on the toilet? I said bro. I wasn't calling you dude
Fucking press the button on accident
Fucking doc dude
Do keeps trying to say I'm gay dude. I love titties, but Jaina I have two kids, bro
Jesus Christ doc stop this shit
The fuck you taking a shit
Now we set up all of our hydroponic tower gardens, and they're they're like
75 feet away, and they're still if they come on every fucking 15 minutes
Because we grow indoors nice, and then we move it outside
So it's like rain that's fire. Yeah, it's cool
What the fuck that sounds like rain?
Put weed in there you can
This guy's growing regular shit in there. What is my mrs. Zoo is a
Cooking maniac and she will only use fresh...
You should launch an edible or a weed strain called Zudert.
Yeah, they just changed the law two days ago here from 5% to medical marijuana.
No, it used to be what's called high, low THC oil. It was only 5%.
They moved it to 50% and now they change the turn to medical marijuana
yeah now we're gonna go for recreational oh congratulations so that'll be cool
it brings in a lot of revenue it does taxes man dude Matt's has been raking it
in woodweed serious I don't know the number on a boat I can guarantee you
it's fucking along California first state for everything and everything else in the states broke
Anyways good morning
Crumpet are you there? Yeah
What's going on with this snob's guy?
It's no joke my broken faggot with fucking 18 kids. I like you
What happened with 18 kids that you can't take care of and doesn't have a job
typical fucking bum waste man, huh
You like we're not even I even tweeted look my tweet and we are you in if we in the same tax bracket snobs
I'm not even arguing with he doesn't exist in my book. I
Feel like it was a misunderstanding cuz he tagged me
Come get your mans or some shit
But I think he was saying for me to go in there
You know I mean, but I guess you could have read that different ways
Then I guess you guys kept out of my argument none of them guys
So don't exist
This is just red candle shit guys when the red candles subside ain't
gonna be none of this I don't even think I'm in crumbs tax bracket actually I
know I'm not the fuck different there doesn't bother me though it kind of
motivates me to be honest with you yeah I love people who say I don't want to make more money because then I'll just
Have to pay more taxes
Like if little David caught a huge win last night. I wouldn't be mad at little David for that win
I'd be like, oh shit. How did he do it? I don't know. I've never been one to get mad when people crush it
I'm usually happy for you
Even if I'm not really fucking with you unless I really really really don't like you and that's a short list
I'm usually happy for you guys when you're doing all this magical shit. I know some of you get mad, but I usually try to
It's a cloud for bros out here
Study that
Because I think when you do that it brings good energy to you you're trying to bring good vibes to me, but
Anyways Markey
What are we looking at on the futures right now?
Stock market opening up about 30 minutes away
Right now I've been green here through the Nasdaq futures are down
Everything looks like we're gonna be opening in the red across the board
Only thing is crude down so oil is down
Natural gas is up
But right now we come right
The implied open on the Dow is gonna be down 350 points right now in the Nasdaq 220 and the s&b5 so not the It's going on in regular Tradfied I'm not buying it. I think we might have a little breakout today
Crypto, I don't know
Call me crazy, bro
Seems like whenever we're gonna go left we go right or vice versa
We kind of take out fucking Robin Hood account lock that I forgot I'd never used trying to fucking buy
They increased my limit and they increased my fucking limit and then I just said oh shit
I need soul in this wallet. I fucking hit the fucking button. They said your account is restricted
No, you cannot do it, but they took all the fucking money. Yo
Fucking hundred soul. I haven't used them in a fucking forever
Romano fucking assholes
So now it says no other further thing is
Needed Bobby get the post out of Barcapolis maybe I'm doing the watch my fault now the
Seconds I do things
things meticulously could you put a meme of them in there too then like you write the text you want
Meticulously, could you put a meme of them in there?
me to say write the text you want me to say and i'll put the text with the video with the image
i'm gonna tag tax you and uh and i would just do like a breaking news web 3d gen
pretends to have wife and hires prostitutes or five or I don't know how you want to do a lady of the night
working girl
opening capital tits
okay redact
he's going to go crazy
he's going to go crazy
wait I haven't read this one I
Was private for a second and he offered me Solana to allow him to follow me and pics
This dudes are freakily, bro
Bubba's trying to come up. I don't know why he does this every day
retweet the room guys good morning see what else is going on doctor just shared a post it's Caxus post where's Lord Live, dude? Get a little dark in here.
Love this guy.
The old band is back together.
Ah, what else is going on today?
Fucking nobu, you little hoe.
Trying to bring up out here today
for some club really left you alone but you can get the smoke it's so funny when
they asked him about his wife and he just nuked the whole space someone said
where's your wife
true I don't know why I guess they lie about the wife so you can't say they're a loser maybe
I don't know I know I have no problem being single dudes lie about the craziest shit okay
rejected wait you see this you kind of see seeing a similar version from what Chrome posted.
Because Bobby took too long.
We'll say Bobby, you're a slow mover, man.
I'm gonna launch this coin in eight weeks. It's like, what are you talking about, dude?
Launch it now.
Yup. GM GM GM.
Yo, BobbySue, it's time to put the liquidity into iron. She was I'm G
Bobby send the project in
All the stuff is done everything's changed everything I have
Are gonna be open all the socials and all the dexes and photon and our stuff will be updated today
All the links have been changed. Everything's done the website when liquidity, bro You do you mean a CA again Bobby? Yeah, let me let me finish this. There's no liquidity doc. He's holding out
Oh gonna put it in that like 4 a.m. The Bobby coin this is something else
You wouldn't hear it's the the the
the the The one that is that the one that gives like revenue or like Solana for holding that was the first one
This is the second one that we CTO. Are you doing that though? Are you giving revenue? No, I'm not giving revenue
Oh, come on. Oh, you want me to tax you to meet the CAA Bobby. I mean I will
Should we do send it to you in this post? Can you still upon me, bro?
Send it to you in this post. Can you do a pawns me bro?
Yeah, where is it shit some of the photonic
Let me just make this post dude, you notice Bobby can't really do anything
The advisor need a license I'm serious
Bobby's thorough but he moves slow dude
it's like give me two months I'll get back to you it's like what are you talking about dude
a day here is like a month he does this all the time
I got it too I got it
wanna be influencer OG capitalist hires prostitutes flexing at the wife
Dude I don't want to get you in trouble the prostitute could be a dicey word to use just like worker
lady of the night, maybe
Yeah, do you want to be careful he's gonna target that
and he's definitely gonna call you globity zoo I don't really give a flying
fuck get your buddy globity zoo out here with the e-script she needs one day he
called me cacks and fucking Jason Williams dog alchemist is just their dog
They let alchemist loose and he fucking does their dirty work. They must have everything on alchemist, dude He went on this big man like what the fuck?
He's on a chain
Guys fucking lost his mom
Guys fucking losses mom
Bobby send off the thing. I don't want to send a long dude. You have multiple things in my DMs with you
I'll send them like the wrong thing. He'll stop buying it
And then you get blame not me hundred percent. I'll send to him in a minute
Just putting this on the jumbotron
The time the jumbotron done now I gotta give him the contract
I got it. I got it Bobby
White House press secretary kind of is it a hundred and seventy four thousand market cap
Yeah, yeah, it's the right one. All right, cool
Is it me or is that White House press secretary chick kind of?
Yes, I knew it. She's thick though. Wow, yeah. She is surprised you go sign that one. Mm-hmm
Something about her cuz she saw weird. I can't tell her age. She has soft look not a hard look and that's I like that yeah, I like him squishy like that
Yeah, I don't like the rough and tumble like
She married some old guy. So you got a shot. Yeah
That's your man some rich old dude
But me and mrs. Ume packs. We don't ever want to get married again if one of us pass away
You made a blood oath
Well, I don't know if it's blood
It's romantic we just said did you did when you get up to this age it's like now what this is the last time
Here's what happens though, right? Let's say you meet someone you fall in love
You have these packs right something happens one day
Now you meet someone new and there's something there
And you finish your life, right?
Then you get to heaven what's the move now you go to ladies up there
Well, unless you're mormon, then you have all you know
I'm just saying like when you that happens more often than one would think what happens once you get up there I
Curious you reincarnate so that could be your daughter could have been your mother in another way
It's called your soul circle
Yes, there's people in what's called your soul circle if you believe in that type of stuff if you if you read certain books and
I That type of stuff if you if you read certain books and I
Investigate a lot of stuff. I believe in reincarnation. Yeah, but the person would have had to pass
Well, of course
Interesting
Yeah, I believe in reincarnation but I think sometimes you come back as an ant or a fucking
And Bobby this is something you kind of got under wraps while you building it not like you know, I mean
No, it went loud dude No, it went loud because what happened was I was looking at the first IMG and it got where it ran away
and then somebody made another one and had the ticker and
did all the stuff and the fucking thing crashed down to like
Literally $50 market cap. So I came in I'm like, well fuck it. This is a good ticker
I'm buying the fucking supply. So I bought the fucking supply. I told easy I said hey
You want to do an experiment with me in in in about two months? I said I'm finishing up something right now
He is absolutely so easy bought, like 17% of the supply.
He's giving it away.
I topped it off to 20 million.
He's given away 20% of supply to his subscriber group,
Evenly as a test.
And then today we're updating all the socials
and doing all that.
And then we're gonna work on the liquidity stuff
and do all that. So yeah, yeah we own but we control like 97% fuck I
just walked all the way across the house and now I'm right next to the
hydroponics
god damn these lights are bright it's cuz yeah it has to mimic the Sun what are
you growing dude we are growing raisins or something just in this just in this right I Know
Pepper green tarragon
Onions green onions time. Oh, you know parsley's banging dude. No, wait is it?
What is the child's yeah chives and green onion chives are the thin ones green onions of the thick ice to eat those as a kid
Just right off the ground. Yeah, you can smell them when you're walking, you know that they're around
What else dude, oh, do you well say some rhubarb right? Yeah rhubarb is like celery but red
Yeah, you put some sugar on that shit or something
or something. Crypto leader what? Wow. Crypto leader David
Sachs engages in discussions with the senior UAE official about cryptocurrency development
in Dubai. Whoa. Yo Doc.
Dude if David Sachs is talking to him and dude, if we get the same rules as the by David
said, he brings back the rules that the by has and Trump says, yeah, let's do that here.
Oh, yeah. Little doc. Oh, shit. Stop calling me that, bro. I called you Doc and you didn't
answer my fucking. What's up? That's crazy. I didn't get it. I was you right? I didn't get a chance to ask you
There was a I don't know who these motherfuckers pissed off
But there's been someone reaching out to me for about two weeks just dropping
info and straight facts with receipts on
Bobo and wrecked. I don't know if you followed it. But anyways
There's been two wallets in particular dropped. One of them was a wallet. We'll call it the insider
They bought 94 bucks of Bobo
that wallet was created funded and only Bob Oboe and then they've already
that wallet was created funded and only Bobo and
extracted on chain two hundred fifty six thousand dollars from that wallet and
they still at this low low market cap on about seventeen or eighteen thousand
dollars USD of the token now if you ask okay some whales can be good or bad this
whale dumped the absolute top on chain,
which you can argue could have hindered
the growth of the project.
And then it was found because the wallet was quiet,
that crazy red day or two or three days we had
about two weeks ago maybe,
the wallet dumped on the worst day we've had in over a year,
the wallet dump bobo. And that's how it got on motherfuckers radar
So that wallet you could argue is gonna dump regardless of what you do with that chart
It's gonna pull the rest of that money out eventually if you pump it
It's gonna do it if you don't it's gonna do it. So it just showed that motherfucker does not give a fuck about the project then
he sent a official bobo the marketing wallet 800 000 pulled from that wallet
dispersed to multiple wallets maybe half of those sold to exchange um also kind of
self-suffer in the bobo community and you see the chart going through it, there
were funds in that wallet also used to pump up poo.
So all that was revealed on chain, there's been three or four wallets also.
Like, I believe it was March 13th after I was speaking out on this shit, they pumped
the chart for like a day and the insider sent me the wallet that was created, that did the pump and then it shows them pull the money right back out of it
so every two or three days I get a DM from this person and
They were obviously pretty fucking close to the three or four real big bobo bros, and I don't know what happened there
But they did make a comment to me
One day I'll tell you the story about how wrecked Tekashi treats his mods.
And how much of a piece of shit wrecked is and blah blah blah blah blah.
So there's something there, right? They pissed somebody off.
And there's been a lot of...
When they used to say, oh where are the receipts and all that.
This dude has dropped nothing but receipt.
And I've sent them to your wallet watching bros your
Easy's you etc
And they've always checked this shit out and this dude hasn't missed yet or send me on any kind of a fool's errand
So I'd be more than willing to share those with you, but I was just curious. What are your thoughts?
After hearing about those two wallets in particular
I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure there's some early wallets
or early wallet that got in and just kind of
has the ability to just extract on pumps and, you know,
just do that.
Me personally, I wouldn't want to get into conjecture
about who it is, obviously, and I don't think you did that,
but yeah, I'm pretty sure there is.
Pretty sure there is, and I think people if it's
If it's not anybody on a team or no shit like that, then I guess you would just buy him up every time
He sells that's the only way and get him out
And if it is the money on the inside then should they probably chill and make him money
Well, this motherfucker got 600 I believe in 52 million tokens for 93 bucks, right?
They have a lot of tokens left
Feels like I believe like I would kind of hinder the growth project
Like I believe when anybody do a project they gonna tell people bro
You feel what I'm saying?
Like you know I'm saying like I don't think nobody does a project and don't tell nobody so I'm pretty sure there's
Some miss hydrogen. I don't think right created that contract and was like kept it to himself as a secret
Nah, he rubbed the first four cuz the launch didn't go right
So it's like and he's admitted to that right so when you know all this information
It's hard to fuck with that token
I got a I got a DM today from the person who Project Jimmy really was, because Jimmy was not my
project, right?
I clicked the button.
It's not my project.
You know what I mean?
I didn't put the liquidity up, none of that shit, right?
It's not my project, right?
Even though I'm catching the heat for it or whatever the case can be, it's not my project.
I got a message from the person today and said, yo, I'm stepping away from X for a while,
be with my wife
Blah blah blah blah. It's like damn nigga. Like I'm catching the heat for this shit. It's your project
Now you talking about you leaving X. I bet you is leaving X. I
Bet you are that sauce is fuck
Like like I gotta sit here get caught a scammer and a robber and all this other dumb shit when it was not my project
So I'm like I'm like man. I shit crazy
You feel what I'm saying cuz the motherfuckers should come out be like your docking do not bother
I just wasn't his project the motherfuckers are like I take the heat for the shit
The but the button clicker yeah, the motherfucker with 30 million dollars Was this guy What's the most expensive thing you've ever bought? But I really with that right shit, but that shit is crazy though
I'm gonna bring up bubble cuz it's boring right now market about to open up
Man we got a little dip Bitcoin 83662
ETH 1948 Solana 126
fuck is going on
and vibes of just love
surreal shake out bro boring one slow drip real ones still pulling up every day
So we'd have a little Friday pump maybe not
It's too early it can can happen at any time.
Don't start your shit.
I'm not starting, I'm just here to hang out and chill with you.
We revealed a guy's fake wife and people are still quiet. There's nothing that can bring vibes right now. I've just come to this conclusion
Doing my best
I want to send out a search party investigation for yesterday's sponsor. Where are they?
You said what?
The dude talking yesterday on the show, the sponsor?
Yeah what about him?
You're supposed to be here today
Where is he?
Yeah he's a nice guy
You promised to be here today Well he paid didn't he? and
the right now, ILPR 332,000.
Yeah, so it's up.
It went on a run overnight.
Maybe he's sleeping.
We're gonna give this guy a chance before Alk.
Near a time when he needs to do.
Goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on
and goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on
and angry Tyred.
I don't know if it's your shadow band or not, but I don't see when you go love
I only see when other people joined
Exactly seven days to my birthday
Birthday I'm gonna be
Uncle earth, yes motherfuckers at the parties. They're like this. Oh, tell us about before they was internet
I'll tell us how they used to load those musket guns
Like a 22 year old kid, you ain't too far behind me if you're not ahead of me
Whoa you old head motherfucker?
How old you gonna be?
This dude's gonna be 50 on the block like yo yo, what's good?
I don't think I look my age though so that's that but I don't know
I thought you were liking your late 20s
Hell nah man I'm old as fuck
Yeah you hear him move it's all creaking and cracking
Sound like a fucking he needs oil
Eee eee Breakin' and crackin'. Sound like a fuckin' he needs oil. Shit.
Eee-hoo, eee-hoo.
Bobby moves, it's like eee-hoo,
it's like metal on metal.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Nah, I don't have any,
I don't have any fake knees, no fake nothin'.
Never broken a bone.
I've had surgery.
You've never broken a bone?
Holy shit.
Never broke a bone.
I haven't broken a bone.
I've been stitched up.
I've been stitched up like Frankenstein, but I've never broken a bone. Oh shit. Never broke a bone. I've been broken. I've been I've been stitched up like Frankenstein, but I've never broken a bone
And I rolled cars off of cliffs and fell off quads
Yeah, but when you're drunk you kind of you fall away. No, it's crazy. You know, it's so I run loose
Yo, you know, it's ironic
Ramadan and on my birthday
Are you about to go out.
Doesn't it end on the 29th?
It depends.
How are dudes not eating for a month?
Is that a thing? People are not eating for, like, weeks.
No, you eat when it's not down on the sunrise.
I mean, before the sunrise, right?
But by the second...
They eat for, like, 16 hours,
fast for, like, eight hours right now, I think so just when the thumbs up you don't eat
And Bobby you know what's crazy in Islamic months, right?
You know how you got like 30 31 in America or 28 in February in Islamic month, which is the moon calendar
It should be the correct way to tell time. That's the best way. But anyway
Months are here
It's like we made up our own time because like the jews we have a different calendar
You know, it's it's the aztecs have the aztec calendar dude when 2012 the world didn't destroy
They said we miscalculated. It's a different date
I believe that time speeds up and slows down.
Like, you know, sometimes you feel like it's dragging or I think it all catches up.
But I think time is relative.
It's an illusion.
Well, I mean, that's what I'm saying with the moon.
If you look at the moon phases, right, that's the best way to tell like days, right?
Because it's like a schedule.
But anyway, in Islamic months,
there's either 29 or 30 days in a month.
It all depends on the moon.
So like when Ramadan is close to the end,
that 28th, 29th, people will be looking for the moon
to see if Ramadan is ended or not.
So that's why you don't know until
that that sighting of the moon.
So yeah, I mean, I'm saying it's my birthday,
but it could be the 29th, but I'm hoping it's the 28th.
So I'm just keep that hope alive
that the moon is siding on the 28th.
Cause then yeah, yeah.
Totally normal for a barista to be in court
working at 11.30 PM.
Is that what capitalist said?
No, that's what OJ said.
OJ the juice frog.
He said totally normal for a barista to be in court working at 1130 p.m. that
now ctmc wants to do an expose on the he wants to
he wants cats to come in their dm's and say how did this all start
oh my god why don't you just stay away man that's the
most cringe person ever bro what you gonna stay away for
like damn go trade something or something man
like the investigator that nobody wanted oh man ugly ass I know all this happened in English but what I have no idea what's
going on. the I think it's too emotional to get pimp. He's got like one girl, two girls.
They work like one night a week.
I'm pimpin' one.
He don't even have one so.
I'm pimpin' one.
He's paying women to follow him on Twitter.
That's not pimp action.
That's true.
Well, low level, right?
Low level.
Cap, where are you?
I think maybe you shouldn't use prostitute, maybe lady of the night.
Dude, there's key words here that will get reported, bro. the Then he gives him a job. All right, just work for me kid. Love is a baller now Uh, he can I get something straight real quick while it is? Oh, here we go. He
Dude, he paid you you admitted it
Well, you need to change your tone. Yeah, and your tone is so monotone. Yeah, you always sound depressed
I'm not just that it's more sounds like he's reading off a fucking paper depressed I'm not
Fucking paper I am NOT reading off of the
That I was never paid by him he said that he would give me my one so bad Don't you even start with this story, but that's a DM you're reading right now. It's gonna be a three-hour story
But I just never worked for him he never hired me call that enough
How many paragraphs is this letter don't engage with it don't look him in the eyes nothing dude
This guy's crazy. Don't say below you
Below she's refreshing dude, at least doesn't depress me
I'm not trying to be depressing you saw the energy right out of the room.
I love you both.
Well, a lot of people around here like to listen to me and here we go.
Building an audience.
This is going to be a nemesis of mine in about three months.
Guess what?
Alchemist.
I made a morning show.
This is another no-boo dude creating a monster right now, I know
I'm gonna regret it guys
So when you said the liquidity issues, what y'all just gonna add some single side liquidity
We haven't decided yet.
I want to speak to that other guy who he's been doing something like, but his is a refund
token, but I want to see how he did it.
Uh, the guy who was supposed to actually be in here today.
I wanted to do a call with him later.
Um, because what he did, he got his liquidity.
They got like a hundred and something thousand in liquidity.
He's taken, I guess one sided, but then he's burning the supply too.
So it's, it's a deflationary and it's a reward token. But the reward token
in this case would just be going into the liquidity, whatever taken in there, because
I don't think I can change the tax because it wasn't my contract.
Right. You will only be able to set up liquidity pools, you know, your own liquidity pools. Yeah.
But being that you own all of that supply, you'll also be generating all the fees when
volume comes in too.
When what?
Like when volume comes in, you'll be generating all those fees.
Because you know, you own majority of the supply.
We were going to do that when this came about like three and a half weeks ago and
I told easy about it and he said yeah, he goes
I'm just getting my group will all moved over and stuff like that
But he goes yeah, he goes let's do this over the next couple of months, but then somehow it leaked a little
Because I didn't want to be saying that you know, I'm gatekeeping or whatever
So I told easy, I told Alkin stuff and then somebody leaked it.
Um, I don't know.
I don't know who he said, I don't know.
Well, thanks for telling me.
I didn't even really look at it.
Basically you told everybody that was white.
I didn't even look at it.
I didn't tell everybody that was white.
No, actually, I said, wait, you missed the law, Doc.
I sent my ancestry.com, and it came back.
I'm 13% black.
Oh, my god.
So my question to you is, is that enough for me
to be invited to the barbecue?
0.01 is enough.
Yes, anything. I'm 13%. You get a pass.
You get it in the mail. Alright, so Doc, I'm gonna need you to chill.
Yep, you gotta chill. My G. Bobby, Bobby, first words is
pass. That's his first mind. Nah, you see me saying anything crazy?
No. You haven't heard me sing an unedited version. Alright, so why you ain't tell me, Bobby?
First of all, I didn't tell anybody until Alex.
Bobby told me you thought you'd leak it.
No, I did not say.
You told me that on the whole call.
The whole time the record was leaked.
No, you were still faking it.
I was playing Call of Duty with Bobby.
You told me that.
You're such a liar.
You haven't even befriended me.
Dude, what are you talking about, dude?
We played a great match. You're a fucking liar. You're me that. You're such a liar. You haven't even befriended me. Dude, what are you talking about? Dude, we played a great match.
You're a fucking liar.
You're getting good.
You said Doc's not in the room.
Don't give it to Doc.
I didn't say that.
Yeah, you did.
I said little Doc.
Little Doc, yeah, you said Little Doc.
He hates that.
I know he hates it.
Everyone keep it going, please.
Dude, I can't think of it.
Dude, little David is not little David.
That's what's really funny.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He hates that. Everyone keep it going, please.
Dude, I can't think of it.
Dude, little David is now little David.
That's what's really funny.
That's what I'm trying to do to Doc.
I can't think of him other than little David.
It's true, I really branded it, dude.
We ask random people and they know.
I'm like, do you know little David?
Yeah, if you ask someone, do you know David,
the big influencer, they're like, who?
Dude, what if he was on Fox and that guy asked someone, do you know David, the big influencer, they're like, who? Dude, what if he was on Fox and that guy asked him, hey, what's with this little David thing?
Dude, I would fucking, oh, I would lose my mind.
Michael Jordan just lost 10% of his network.
Oh, he's fine.
Nike's down 10%.
Nah, he's fine, dude.
Jordan's fine.
I know. Actually, he gambles, so he, he's fine. Nike's down 10%. Nah, he's fine, dude. Jordan's fine.
Actually, he gambles, so he might not be fine.
He might not be fine.
Nike, Nike got to bow down.
And we'll leave it.
The only reason there's a company is because of Jordan.
Yo, Doc, how come Charles Hoskins got kicked out of the White House summit, dude?
What's your take on that?
I don't know, man. Dude, it's weird.
He crashed out, too. They weren weren't it they didn't invite me dude's fucking
wait you didn't buy Nike the bill okay you didn't buy what was the other one did No
You didn't buy what was the other one did you buy Adidas love besides the ones you wear
Why that was a coin you only know I don't fucking know probably if Nike rain You know they did Adidas and feline. Oh, yeah, he was the big bro
Just big you don't even know easy you got any easy you got the Adidas
What do you mean? I have easy's the old
Bro, you know just saying the original 350s the the tan the gray
I haven't got any of the brand new ones most of mine are the old color ways bro. What color?
I have the belugas the beluga 2.0. I got the oreos
What else do I got?
You have the sand?
Sesame ones I have the black onyx ones. I have probably like eight
That I wear they're comfortable though, that's my thing I'm not buying to flex on you they're not expensive anymore
They're fucking comfortable shit. No when they first came out. It was the thing to have yeah, they're comfortable. I like them
Rarely will you see me out of that shit with something a boot or some shit, but it's a comfort, bro
You put these on like a sock
Don't be wearing these brick ass Jordans like a block you can't run with those things on
Like a block you can't run with those things on
You must be talking about the ones you see the Balenciaga fucking jeans jeans shorts where it's fucking
So to a basketball short like what the fuck is this?
What the half-and-half ones? Yeah. Yeah, I was like, what is this? You know how much they are
Thousands bro. Yeah, like 49 hundred bucks. Yeah yeah I could never I mean no hear
me out if I was like a billionaire but it what dude if it comes to Robert here
we fucking yeah I invited you here you did yeah cuz I had a place from
yesterday he pull up it's like biting a fucking alligator into your fucking house
You know what this guy's gonna do your drew
Drew I hate that pfp dude, you're true you did
Hello friend Drew you there
Yeah, damn friends
Depressed bro, right check it right? I don't I haven't thought about you in a while I'll talk about you
I'm trying to figure out
Like this like what's your angle with this coming that dog you just working with CTM Z
So it's like kind of like a joint venture attack mode on me or something like that
Talk about you. I don't think about you I'll talk about you or nothing. So I'm trying to figure out
What where is this coming from? Just see TMZ. That's the only angle no one
Comes that little doc when I look around I appreciate it. Yes. I am just now waking up
I've been asleep for a long time drew watch your step
Words that I'm not a hundred coherent right now the the
the the the the the
the the the the the the
the the the the You know that ain't either bad nor good. I'm yeah, okay thinking about you, but I know I know I know
Ttmz gets involved. He hates me He only thinks about told people he wants to get other people to just have this fucking pitch for which on against me
So true this morning is gonna be all about getting docked back is vindication now Cassie's been here to protect
I don't need no Vinny. I don't need no no no next up. We have wait we have wait
Follows me, bro to protect little dog. I don't need no I don't need no vindication. No, no, no. Next up, we have, wait, we have,
wait, he follows me, bro. Next
up, we have Nick Cannon coming
in the show. We're going to
confront him. Why he shelf
dock after building nobody's
ain't nobody's self. What? He
put you on a shelf like
Buzz Lightyear, bro. Ain't
the Oh, we don't say that. Yeah, I'm still not a fan of Doc,
nobody on the shelf, bro. Also,
little David will be coming up
after. Little David why he
but I'm gonna definitely take his side over Nick Hannon
because I really don't like Nick Hannon.
I need you to make a tweet right now.
What's going on with this conversation?
Wait, the apology has to be as loud as a disrespect.
Drew, for you to be further allowed on this show,
I'm gonna need a tweet right now saying,
I, Drew Roberts, apologize to little Doc I'm gonna need a tweet right now saying I drew Roberts
apologize to little doc and
then tag his profile and
Put it on the jumbotron
That's not me that's the glitch
All right, do you know don't I call you by your name
Like I'll call you alchemist right I don't call you nothing else right I call you your name right you could call me big I'll call me my name
Yeah the the
the the the the and the
the the Yeah, we all remember it except for those people the audience that don't understand the back story in the water on the bridge She's talking to me and that's it
Functions I don't pay for the whole contract just the function you write a good
just the function.
Do you write a good function?
More than the functions.
What function might have you used?
Name one, pick out my contract functions.
I write you said, whoa, go, go code for code.
This thing got a video.
I'm Drew Roberts.
I'm a solution.
He's walking with horses behind him and shit. No one knows it's a rehab. the
the the the
the the Check it out, man. That's some good code. We're checking out. Yeah, I know. It's after December 16th. You ain't ever going to see this dude here.
You gotta copypasta GitHub.
December 16th. December.
He's got fucking 32 contracts unlocking, dude.
I have a lot more than that, but I lost 47 of them.
I got wallet drained back in the summer.
Yeah, that's what they all say.
You know who else got drained? Capitalists. Twice. Supposedly. the the
the the the We're on the jumble
Nobody better mess with a little doc. Yeah, bro. Keep playing with me man
Bring Nick Cannon in here. I want to talk to this good
Your breast that violate me, bro. I told you my name,uh you know my name bruh call me by my name Doc I want to get Nick Cannon in here he follows me I think we could do it
what do you think I'm gonna bring up this moon what do you think about what could nick have done better
just just get with people who just get with people who wasn't trying to sneak them
you should launch a token on base chain with drew roberts
hell no don't just chill bro we don't know He should launch a token on base chain with drew Roberts. Hell no.
Don't just chill bro. We don't know.
That's each and how to tax farm like the best of them.
You know, we don't need that.
LH can and I'll be tax farming, harvesting,
he's a farmer for real.
This dude's really fucking harvesting.
No, thank you, Drew.
I, I'm glad you apologize to the doctor. the I was worth Dude, it don't matter what it means Yo, believe it or not even the people who talk shit on me like to say the worst shit
I don't want no back. I don't you know I'm saying like
What do you mean you were going on Twitter songs about being gay
He's obsessed with me the
the the the the lead at a decent
the the the the the could you do that for us well if I block him he won't be able to see it that doesn't matter though
then he'll see everyone commenting on it
and he won't know what's happening
which is fucking hilarious
you can see everybody who blocks you
you still see that
yeah yeah yeah
it's hilarious
you still see it?
alright so what do I say?
so you paid a woman to be your wife yesterday
you fucking fat shit
uh can I leave it more vague? like I'm hearing bad things about capitalist the the I don't even know what that means. He makes Robotnik look like ZackxBT.
I'm better than ZackxBT.
Yeah, you're right.
We covered the pork rug before ZackxBT did.
I'm better than him.
Who do you think's better, Zack or CoffeeZilla?
I think Paulie pays Zack not to say nothing.
Mad people would say Zack is more Paulie pays that not to say nothing mad people was saying
Shit which is weird cuz he would have got engagement to and exactly like six million dollars from that token. Yeah What's the big money? I was like, look at this cuck fest over here. Zach XBT, nigga who could just go on changes, follow Wallace.
Oh, what the fuck can do?
What the fuck?
They are like, he'd be hacking into the hackers or some shit like that.
They could just be reading shit. That's public information
Yeah, he's gonna come for you now. He's gonna look up Jimmy
I've invested I got that nigga whole Doc's I deal with this whole Doc. He know better I
Investigated Jimmy Cohen
No, like seriously, what does he do like I'm being honest like what does he do that what does he do read on chain data and post it he's talking about is that XBP the fake-ass Batman of web 3 he gets paid audit like people pay him like grand audit their contract he runs testnet shit
And then what's funny is because he always
So a lot of scammers write their contract
And raladrainer put audited by by Zach to XBT just to mess with them.
And then that's when he gets real angry. So then that's when he starts tweeting about stuff.
But yeah, he started off simply just being as a smart contract
deployer and and, you know, a confirmer of transactions.
I sent you a tweet about some OG capitalist I apparently follow and he follows me but
I can't remember him right now.
Doc, I do apologize if you want me to delete the tweet, happy to do so.
If you want me to hit a statement saying that choice of words was a redneck idiotic. the the the
the the the And that does make you go crazy. I found out if you drink three cartons of honey, you get like honey drunk.
away from that.
going on with you?
Like it messes me up.
You know what happens to your insides drinking that much.
Yo bro, yo bro, take me out that fucking tweet with fucking capital.
Yo, that's what Alex play with me bro, apology not accepted bro, yo, let me see the tweet where's it
All right the
the the the the the the hired an online lady of the night to come onto a space and say it was his girlfriend.
And lady of the night. Doesn't surprise me. Not crazy. Not crazy. This is web three.
This is your target audience. They have fake wives and dogs and fucking all of that. This is your demographic. I just wanted to explain it to you first so you understood it. Welcome the sponsor the Bobby promised. I like the translation of the rhyme. Bobby will defend me, dude.
If need be.
He'll park outside my kids house, dude.
And he'll just walk back and forth with Mrs. Zoo.
Fully armed.
Right, Bobby?
If I was under attack, would you jump in the fucking car, strapped out?
Yeah, but you'd probably be dead by the time I got there. If I was under attack would you jump in the fucking car strapped out or?
Yeah, but you'd probably be dead by the time I got there if I'm jumping in the car to come to Boston
Yeah, but it's a thought that counts. I know you're coming. Yeah, but I kinda wait till my friend gets here.
That's what I would say.
And then I call you and it rings and rings and rings and then the nurse at the hospital answers and said no sorry we lost him
Jesus Christ so I got to get a refundable ticket
But it's thought they count
You look for my seed phrase like everybody else yeah, maybe I come up there for the seed phrase
You better tell your kids whether see phrases I
Did Then my son's telling his friends on roadlox. I know my dad's fucking passwords
You know these kids you can't tell him the shit
All right guys this Friday man, where's capitalist
Can we get him in here?
Bobber were you talking from 1996?
Getting my dog upset. I think if everybody goes
We don't know who you are.
Otherwise.
We have to vet you first, bro.
We gotta check you out.
Make sure you're not like the CIA.
Bro, he actually paid for a prostitute in Ramadan, bro.
I just realized.
That's crazy.
Now, how much of a sin is that?
That's wild.
That's bad, right?
It's called, uh, it's called an ezem akbar.
It's a great sin. Shit. That's called. It's called an end them a cabal. It's a great thing shit
That's crazy
Now doctor, did you convert or were you always Muslim?
No, I reverted reverted. I'm sorry. Yo, I don't know these words guys my bad
It's not good. No, I wasn't I was I want to revert how long would it take me to do it?
No, I wasn't I was I want to revert how long would it take me to do it?
As you believe do you believe?
Wait hold on crumpet ask me a question. Okay miss. Do you believe that you?
Wait, I can't hear chrome back. Do I believe I was more Muslim. Do you believe you were born a Muslim? I
Don't really understand what a Muslim is. I couldn't say yes, because I don't know what it is
Just a religion. It's a it's a faith. No see cats wrong because when they say born Muslim, it's not meaning
It's two different mean it's a Muslim
It's a Sharia meaning meaning like a Muslim who prays five times a day takes your harder makes Hajj
Fast Ramadan gives the car that's a Muslim in the Sharia I mean it. Linguistically a
Muslim is just one who submits. So that's why you know like everything is Muslim because
you like the way you got to shit and breathe that's you submitting to the will of the Creator.
Whether you want to or not you still got to take a shit, you still got to eat, you still
got to breathe. That's like the the the etymology of the word Muslim and what it comes from
yeah but someone that doesn't believe that Muhammad is the prophet and allows
the only God is not a Muslim yeah but in the sense of what I said the Sharia
meaning the sense of when we say born a Muslim that's not saying you born in that sense, in the linguistic meaning of a Muslim.
Because the word Muslim exists.
So if you're a Muslim, you don't believe that there was a baby Jesus.
You would only revert if you believed that you were originally that.
That's your opinion, that's how you can look at it.
No, but that's the definition of revert, isn't it?
What's the definition of revert?
To go back to. There you go. So if you weren't something
There's not that says everybody is born a Muslim and then it's their parents who makes them a Jew or a Christian and that doesn't
Like the that doesn't mean like the religion wise it just means like when you're when you're a baby or something
It's like an innate nature. Um
of When you're when you're a baby or something, it's like an innate nature of
Submitting and recognizing the Creator and then your parents when you get older they teach you religion, right? They teach you different religions, right?
So that is a religion
No, Islam is the Dean right and Dean in Arabic because you got a thing this this
This Islamic thing is an Arabic, right?
Islamic thing
Listen, listen, listen.
Islam is a religion, isn't it?
Listen, Cas, Cas, just let me,
just listen to me without, like,
have an open mind to listen what I'm saying.
No, but in Islam, in English language,
because I don't speak Arabic, in English language,
what is Islam? Right, and that's why I'm trying to,
and that's why I'm trying. No, no, no, but,
don't, but hear me out.
You have Christian, you have Jews,
you have Buddhists, and you have Islam.
What does that make Islam?
A religion, right?
You saying because of the English terminology,
it makes it something just because English?
No, but bro, like what is being,
what's like, you're playing words magic.
Well, can I explain?
Islam is a religion.
Can I explain what I was saying?
There's no other way about it, bro.
I get what you're saying and I hear you
because I came from, I wasn't always Muslim,
so I could see your lens.
But what I'm trying to explain to you is that in Islam,
the religion, it means deen,
and deen just means way of life,
like how you live your life.
So for an example, how does the Christian use the bathroom?
Nobody fucking knows, they can take a shit,
wipe their ass, don't wipe their ass,
doesn't fucking matter, right?
In Islam, you have a method to use the bathroom,
you have a method to eat with your right hand saying certain things all of this like it
Encompasses every part of life even when you have sex as a Muslim right it's certain things that you say before that
So it's like it encompasses
How you live your life now the other religions like you said they are named after you just called it a religion
You said what you just called it a religion you said what you
just called it a religion you said the other religions speaking to you in
English that's what I'm saying so when you say you revert to Islam you believe
that you're going back to it because you were born it exactly exactly so what I'm
saying to Alchemist is Alchemist couldn't revert unless he believes he was born a Muslim.
So it's like you talking to me as if I argued with you on your point.
No, I'm not arguing with you. I'm just saying like...
No, I didn't say you were. I said you talked to me as if I don't understand where you're coming from or disagreed with you.
No, I was trying to explain to Alchemist because Alchemist said like I would revert.
So I asked him, do you believe you were born a Muslim?
Because if you don't believe you were born a Muslim, then you can't believe you were born a Muslim then you can't revert you would convert you get
what I'm saying that was my point but yeah yeah yeah and you and by Muslim you saying
the the religious the the English religious aspect of Muslimism I got you well it is isn't
it obviously I heard you yesterday you believe Bahamud is the prophet Allah is the only god
like yeah and that's what I was saying about the other dude.
He was just arguing points that just didn't need to be argued.
You know what I'm saying?
I think he was wrong because, you know,
if you're talking about Islam as a Muslim,
you got to be patient.
Like people don't believe as you believe, right?
You don't want to offend people
because if you offend somebody's religion,
they offend yours, right?
So it's like, you don't offend people. I didn't know the whole revert convert thing like i found that out from my muslim
friends obviously because i said to him like why do you say revert but it's really convert and then
he explained to me because islamically we believe that everyone was born a muslim that's when i
understood it it's like it's kind of it kind of goes the other way too because
you wouldn't be a convert if you didn't have no religion right because in order
to be a convert you would have to have been in your sense right you would have
to have been a Christian or Jew or Hindu or some shit like that to convert but if
you didn't have no religion is that converting if you didn't even have a
religion? Then you'd be spiritual, innit?
It's like you have a process in Islam to convert to Islam.
You say the Shahadah.
You get what I'm saying?
So you are in effect converted because you're going through a process to
obviously, yeah, go into believing in that faith.
You get what I mean?
And you definitely can't write prostitutes during Ramadan.
That's the run, bro. That's crazy.
Guys, be yourselves. Let's take away from this, right?
Do not be a capitalist, a Yuz Caesar a no book should be authentic even if your truth isn't as
cool as someone else's truth yet bro we're all in different places on the
map on the board game of life there's no shame in that we're here we're early I mean stop with this bullshit good doesn't matter
Bobby's you how's the market looking stuck monkey?
Ugly is it really?
How does a rug pull happen in the stock market traditional finance? Good question.
It'll intend.
Maybe insiders dumping on insider information.
Congress people don't.
Someone was DM me saying as an Arabic speaker, Dean also means religion.
I mean, this nigga, everybody thinks they're right it goes I speak
Arabic Dean also means religion
in English you could translate Dean to religion in English for sure never
denied that but there's meaning from the Sunnah see Arabic existed before
Prophet Muhammad existed right so a lot of words that had meaning before he came
after him they become what's called Sharia meanings like in the Sharia so
you have lexical meanings before Prophet and then you have other meanings like
when he came so
it's like you know you got a different context Arabic is a very beautiful
isn't very similar as well like the both Abrahamic religions like they call him
Jesus you call him Isa like they're very similar right even Judaism like they're
all Abrahamic religions like it's just different like you say Mohammed they say
Moses don't mean it's very very same well those two different
people Jesus and we say Musa we say Musa okay
Yo, Jim, Jim, Jim.
Them girls got fucking wang up there last night.
Easy, that shit was lies.
Yeah, why did he leave?
Did he actually leave?
He was mad about that a little.
Not that I want to say mad, but he was like bye.
Like he just didn't want to deal with it, which was kind of funny.
Denim where is he?
Get up here
Yo, that's it was funny I ain't alive with don't forget this awesome now Let's say they got mad when I said I would have showed my coochie. Are you mad?
Cuz I want to show my coochie like what is my good?
Freaky you thinking about it like that
No, it was not creepy. No, you know dogs coochie with that roast beef and shit everywhere
Talking about I didn't have a father and everything else not like you can't say they don't got a father because they do only fans
Like women are I I find it so strange when women slut shame like nigga that's supposed to come from men like
Incelic men not fucking women a woman should show her body. However, she want bro. It's her right the She's like, I'll do anything for 50 bucks. She's like, I need you to log into this account and talk.
See, that's dirty work.
That's crazy. That's actually what happened though.
She was like, okay.
I'm his wife.
I think that's why he talks to Chris about Christmas so much
because it comes from
a place of jealousy cuz like
Why you talking about girl all the time like you know that shit is not like
I'm trying to think if there's somebody on Twitter who had a girl that I talked about all the time
I know I had this situation with Rob, but that was just like he did that he brought her around like you know
He told her you like you know he he told her
you know you up to yeah facts I remember I remember you don't bring your girl
around off dude sheesh sheesh
I remember that crazy girl I remember the crazy girl dog dated for like a week
or two remember that it got it was not a week
It was not a week got her a phone. She's ready to get her a car
You know, you got her a crib, dude
It was like she had to come up with a century dude that you went crazy and I had feelings she was crazy
I'd not at home. It's not before him and shit. I said yo this girl's crazy
That was that was one that was one relationship getting out of like he brought her on
It was like it was like a relief. Have you seen her like in the streets? You're like, yo
Did I feel like she was gonna shoot you eventually or something
She had one but not sure that's what I'm saying. Yeah, she was crazy, bro. I got that too
Too crazy is on good I'm saying yeah she was crazy bro I got that too
too crazy Zanga you need someone who's saying it was all good in the beginning it was good for a little second
Ghostface killer just tweeted out hey yo son
whose space should I jump on tonight hey yo son
yo who's still messing who who's still rock with an empty
No, I can come in yo
Who's face should I go on son Bobby's who could get him in here you won't
It's crazy. Why do you wanna know there's a
He ain't coming on the space now
Yeah, right now if you look at some of the stuff that he said stay away from the telegram Do not use that contract address. Whoa, I was on the phone with Jimmy for about an hour last night. So it's like there's
But Bobby, if you're talking to them, why don't you tell Jimmy and them, like, why would
But Bobby if you
they work with Bullittrader?
Because there's a business manager for Wu Tang and then Ghost is separate.
So you got the original.
Yeah, Bullittrader is a clown, dude.
Yeah, but he still got contact with him.
Like, Bobby, you know this space, right?
So if anything, like, with that close relationship, at least the proximity, right, it should be
like, you know what I mean?
You can holler at him, like, listen, going with Bullittrader is a joke.
You know what I mean?
You can holler at him, like, listen, going with Bullittrader is a joke.
You know what I mean?
You can holler at him, like, listen, going with Bullittrader is a joke. You know what I mean? You can holler at him, like, listen, going with Bullittrader is a joke. You know what I mean? You can holler at him, like, listen, like with that close relationship, at least the proximity, right?
It should be like, you know what I mean?
You can holler at him like, listen,
going with Bullet Trader is a horrible idea.
And that was stated last night to that
and the business manager that those three people
that were in there that he was dealing with
is gonna be the biggest mistake of Wu Tang's life.
And it went right to his business manager
He's like why do you want to say that I said if you have to ask that question you already lost
Yeah, boy straight. I'm not the father
I had to go in there one time
Bob Bob doing the lions then or whatever they ended up saying I respect you and I respect you pull the knob
And I said what I said like nigga. You're weird nigga. You're weird, bro
Son is weird. He always sound high and shit. Yeah
he threw me off stage for making fun of ko else during the skit and
Then he DM me the next day, I'm going through hell,
they released my mug shots. He was trying to get me on his show to help him go after books and shit.
And I was like, bro, didn't you just throw me off for doing jokes about these guys? I said, fuck you.
Fucking clown. And I ain't gonna lie, like even with the mechanic shit, we know who did it. Valuant
Time, Crypto Insider, right? These guys from NFT agency agency and I know niggas don't fuck with books and shit like that
But I just had to be like I just had to keep it objective and keep it fair
Like that's who really did this shit and when we had crypto insider on the stage
Everybody was talking I broke it down like yo, bro. Just show your wallet
Like you said you own 5% just show your wallet like and even if he would have showed his wallet
That doesn't mean that he didn't have another one, but it's like, okay Show your wallet, right? He didn't even want to show his wallet that could it like if you want to be okay
If I'm being accused of something right and I'm saying I'll hold this amount percentage and I'm being accused of something
I can exonerate myself at least at the very least by showing the wallet that got the 5% to show that I didn't do
Anything else right? He didn't even want to do that. It like proof right there, bro, cuz I've been like, yeah here come on
Why I didn't do shit even if I did some station on the other Wallace is like, okay
Well, they're asking me for this while and I got nothing on there. Let me show him
He wouldn't even show his wallet and and they actually did mean face which was um
Conceited coin the same people that that did the Nick Hannon coin
Did the conceited coin and the same shit happened in that coin that happened with Nick?
So it's like I understand books is easy to be like yeah books did a front-run
I get how it's easy, but it's like bro. These same niggas did conceited coin and did the same shit
How are people not looking at them the nft agency which will be crypto insider
and fucking value in time like they literally did conceded shit
books wasn't around this a lot of you blame them for that one facts facts facts facts
fucking too bro and i tried to bring it to books like yeah, this is gonna pump for like a split second like let me get it to the 100% with recordings and everything. Ben pulled up to a book space doing give
away send I don't know how much money was the law and he said multiple times
on the show yo Alex Mad Cool and shit when Ben was coming around my show I
don't know why you guys don't whatever you said I'm not gonna record it but
multiple times told them I want Bobby's doing out to win tonight
Do is thousands of dollars dude, and he was like all they have to join my they have to fuck
What do you say we had to subscribe? We don't subscribe to him for 25 bucks a month
So he still has that if if you get that bread for me, I'll break you off a piece of it
He got a hundred bands, bro
To give me and Bobby
Usually you all right, but she write me right back. I asked him. Oh, yeah, this is the 1 million percent
Yeah, and I will say this I remember, you know cactus on stage learning you to the niggas probably I'll break you off a piece
Of it you can click on it
But let me let me just say something hopefully it could make sense to what I'm saying
It was like all you around books blah blah blah
Like this camera right and I remember going at books live when I was in New York on
FaceTime with the security guard for Zagabond the black dude that was cocky and I was literally trying to link with niggas for smoke
Like real smoke on FaceTime and everything like you're, yo, where you at? Where you at?
That's where I'm at.
So I understand that, but it's like, yo, bro,
sometimes I, like sometimes some shit
don't matter to me sometimes.
So it's the same shit with like, EZ.
When Andrew says some shit like,
oh, how could you be around EZ?
He called you a nigga type shit.
It's the same shit.
Like sometimes I just push it away and don't give a fuck.
So it's like, I didn't understand like why would be attacked
for being on book stage, but like don't get attacked
from the same people attacking for that
for being around easy.
You see what I'm saying?
Like it's like, you can obviously see in my actions
that even when somebody say the most disrespectful shit
or when they have been shown to do malicious shit
I still be around like, so I didn't understand, like, how do we pick and choose
over about it wrong for being on book stage, but he ain't wrong
for being on easy stage or you're not wrong for allowing easy
on your stage.
Like I get like how niggas pick and choose that that type of
But yeah, that's just where I was at with it.
Can't come at me for like Oh being on bookstays
Like a nigga op or some shit like that when niggas be having niggas on this stage even and I don't consider niggas ops
I mean in my humble opinion everybody in this like I don't know until that motherfucker pays me and Bobby
He's getting flammed every day
Sorry go ahead now you go
Every big account in this space is gonna have like a little click that's not fucking
with somebody and this, this and that.
Like, so I mean really like any stage you go up on like there's just gonna be like at
least some accounts that go at you and say some bullshit because they're trying to get
some favor from like whatever fucking toe they're kissing that week.
It's just the way this shit goes in this space.
Like shit just, but everywhere. We it's just the way this shit goes in the space like shit this blood everywhere
especially right now in the bear market because I mean it is I is is crime season like real shit like
ain't nobody winning but the but the but the ruggers and the fucking and the people doing pre-sale and shit like that You ever greet the rope the
the the I'm going to look at the chart.
Yeah everything's melting red for the most part.
You're at two.
Wait, I'll PR three forty three forty seven.
Yeah look at our LP.
We added five thousand to the LP yesterday and another couple of grand.
We're going to be doing that all day. Yeah, I've been getting notifications. We added a five thousand to the LP yesterday and another couple of grand.
Uh, we're going to be doing that all day.
Uh, I've been getting notifications.
You received 0.005. So you were, so then I got a bigger one that was like 0.18.
So, or it was 0 0 0 0 1 8.
So, which was cool.
I've just been getting them every hour to four hours or something. I get a notification it goes off on my phone
Yeah, when volume scales you can get them every five minutes. We changed
We changed the structure now
You need a hundred thousand tokens that have ten thousand because we were paying out so much gas fees to pay people that had like
$5 worth $2 worth so now you need like and Already in our in yeah. Yeah, it's uh, it's it's it's got your wallet You basically have like a little piggy bank and every time someone buys or sells it feeds into your year
If you're holding the token it pulls the the Solana into your contract address
And when it's it drips it out like it's basically like the piggy bank when it's full
It sends the payment out to your to your account. So that's why you're seeing those constant notifications
every so like every few minutes or every hour.
So it just means you have a big enough stack
to get the payments sent out to you.
And we add, do with the liquidity ad,
we just did one this morning,
we added $700 to the liquidity this morning,
do them every hour pretty much
So that's why and it's 100% locked
Liquidity just added it to stream flow and so yeah
The the mechanisms working great even in a bear market when this has a little more need a million they need a million
No, you only need ten thousand. No a hundred thousand. I feel or a hundred thousand a hundred thousand is like yeah like thirty dollars
Yeah, like
Whatever it is ten times. But yeah, that's still reasonable. I mean five bucks is
Five bucks you're just gonna have people to put it in there just to get it and then they're gonna you know use the calculator which is cool but you
know you might even have to move it up a little bit so that it's like a hundred
dollar minimum yeah hundred dollar minimum might not be a bad idea because
it would cut the gas down we could pay out fluctuation on you do it as a dollar amount so this way it never changes
So if it's a dollar amount, but a dollar only gets you X number of tokens today
But next week it gets you X number less you still put the hundred dollars in but you're getting less tokens
And then you keep it so in this way instead of it being a static number
It because it'll get very expensive to get,
yeah, yeah, that's a good idea.
And you make it dynamic instead.
Give, once again, anybody in the Alchemist community
is welcome to get an airdrop.
I sent out airdrops to people yesterday to test it.
I know that most of the people that DM me
Were saying that they were really enjoying it. You should be seeing trickles if you bought a bag yesterday
Thanks for the support. You should probably be up 40 50 percent on your money even in a bear market
With everything bleeding out or going up. So anyway, yeah, it's just really bullish right now
of everything bleeding out or going up.
So anyway, it's just really bullish right now.
You got a lot of excitement going on and stuff like that.
It's working smooth, which is what I've been watching.
It's the power of the out show.
It's like a radio ad.
I tell people, you hear ad once or twice you'll get it but when you
hear that shit every day for a week for a month it really kicks off for two
years three years we'll see if infinite price liquidity extends the sponsorship
and unlocks alchemist full potential too many projects can't do because they can't the Don't make me go full shill
Projects I speak out against force my hand sponsor the show now you forced me to talk about the project
You force my hand
Asking you get my message I
Kind of want to treat today like it's my birthday
Do it. Yeah, I treat every day like it because we don't know when I it's our time to go you just
You know plus regret the motherfucker, bro. So
You know, I mean I'm not doing anything crazy, but I'm living my life to you hundred percent the We're gonna fly some Miami baddies. If I could travel, I'd have been going places. Can we fly in a bunch of Miami baddies for Doc?
Get him a crazy Airbnb in that area, right?
We'll get him a crazy crib somewhere, Airbnb.
We'll fly him in a bunch of baddies, dude.
Bottle girls and shit.
We'll just film it.
I know what I don't wanna do is the club or the bar like
you know dreamed all day like Fossey and shit people would watch you so you do crazy you
know I'm going live I go live yeah but you try to twitch or wherever they go kick I'm
on I'm on twitch for Call of Duty yeah I'm back on Call of Duty, bro. I'm still rusty though. Having some tough matches last night. Playing Warzone again. I'm just having some tough
matches, bro.
But yeah, I'm over that club shit.
Yo, someone reported me last night, dude, because I fucking wrecked them.
Dude, I pulled that. I'm in Warzone, right? I pull out that thing. I forget what you call
it, but it shoots you up in there You know the thing right?
It's like a you you can unlock it at any time and you can shoot up in the air
It propels you in there anyways, I did this thing like the rocket guy dude, yeah
So I hit this motherfucker dude, I'm on top of a building. There's a dude above me laying down, dude
I didn't even know he was there. I hate this thing. I see this motherfucker. I think he's dead
Dude, I come right up behind him. But wow, dude, I just fucking destroyed this dude
Wrecked him so hard dude. He reported me dude five minutes later
I get this thing pops up on my mic on the thing you've been reported
Like yo Dude dude I just came
off a ban bro you don't even saying anything but you know you a bitch or
son or watch this I'm a smoke you you don't be saying nothing crazy but these
dudes report they hate on you dude it ain't like the old days did you were
already been to it's a you lose your chat bro it fucks the game off dude
because you can't communicate strategically right in dark knows I'm out the Vindictive dude, like if you kill me, I'm coming right back to that spot finding you and I'm letting you know on the mic
It's me like remember me. I
Talk mad shit
On that mic, too
It's probably why they banned me because I'm just like in there here like you fucking suck
Positive vibes to Addison he ruptured his Achilles last night. For real? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did he actually?
How the fuck do you do that?
How the fuck do you do that?
Play football.
You lifted your leg too high?
Nah, I just...
Dude, so you can't walk or anything, right?
I just pained very hard last night,
and we were playing on turf, and I just made a cut.
Did this have anything to do with Las Vegas?
Dude, what did that feel like? Can you describe it? That must have been bad pain. It felt like I hit a rock. the I can't like bend it forward. Yo.
So you got the summer coming in your own one leg, dude. This is crazy.
If you look on me, if you look on means called,
there is nothing.
I'll heal up quick.
I'll heal up quick.
You're like 46.
What are you talking about?
You ain't gonna heal up like these young dudes.
I'll do what I have to to heal up.
I might need surgery.
Yo. You think I might need surgery
My dog tore hers and then when they did the x-rays they saw something else they amputated it. Oh my god, Addison
It's but do you want my you want my dog?
Surgeons phone. Wait a minute. Could he get the robot foot like the
Metal foot no foot to put on what if the legs gone? No the metal like
You can run yeah
You can't drive with that though, I saw you could probably drive with your hand controls
Hey, those could be cool. What was the one what was that movie where the girl had him? But they were razor blades and she was killing everybody with him. She had no legs
Yeah, it was like that James Bond type one where the kid becomes like a but it's in England London
It's like their Secret Service like their underground guys
Yeah, yes, they do
And what's his name was in it
Easy reader guy, dude, we don't watch TNT or whatever the fuck you're watching
TBS not Denzel what's his face was in it who's watching TBS Don Cheadle no not
Don Cheadle that's a that's that Turner classic movies what's that yeah yeah
it's the classics probably look No, this is a
They have all kinds of James Bond toys and stuff like that with you and the knives and the shoes and the canes and
It's like the I know what you're talking about
No, I don't
Fuck movies you watching the Indian version. I guarantee you know what what the Bollywood you watching Bollywood shit
My dog is sitting on my lap to my chair
All right, we tweet the room it's Friday my vibes are up charts are down. It's okay
Shout out to sponsor. There are crooks out here. Just pay attention
Trying to get Nick Cannon in the space
So we can finally get justice for Doc
Notice I didn't say little doc
I think this Phoenix in you guys
Get him up here I noticed this dog saying about IMG as well IMG was a rug here two three days ago
Come up here with your chubby tits, yes 200,000 market cap. Yeah Someone wake up Wayne
Has Wayne distributed the coin to his group?
Cuz that could create yeah, he said he said Friday. He's doing
He's got everything dog. What are we brought you guys and we put the liquidity in doc. We make money on the fees
He had to have a multi-sender on dog. Yeah me bro. I
Got point five soul
Set up a V a V one
I'm just joking. joking could we do that?
yes you could
Addison D.M.E
I want you to go full bar on this
do you want me to go full bar?
he has no choice now
he's laid up in bed for the next six days
oh my god dude
never go full bar
If you went full fucking retard, I don't know what I want
Hey was the bar cloud what got you that post in Vegas you think?
Did you lie at the top of your cloud with I got that post before bar did you?
Yeah, I forgot the timeline of that did you
Forgot the timeline of that did you?
Yeah, I can't believe that you flew you out before you ever she knew what you looked like that's crazy of her
She took a chance there. I
Would never fly a girl off. I didn't know what you looked like. You're fucking mad, dude
Doc would you fly a girl out before you seen her?
No, nigga.
Would you fly a girl out at all?
Yeah, you too cheap, bro.
What'd you send her on? Kingsman.
Hey, you send her on Spirit with six connected flights.
Spirit has zero plane crashes.
Go check out American Airlines and Dope. Does it? Yeah. Zero? the Spirit fucking goes taking care of it. Oh, it's gonna crash shit
No, no, he's a spirits the safest. It's the safest you can just take care of zero crashes. That means one's on the way, bro What are you talking about? Oh, you're talking about?
disability
That's like a slot machine that hasn't hit yet. You're going to the one that just paid out
Alchemist, I feel like this is more like a performance thing the movie the movies Kingsman the Secret Service
I know you know Kingsman
No one watches this stuff. Yeah, Harry Potter, dude. I ain't watching that
window door Harry Potter anybody really be watching TV like that and you know, I tried your one
Get bored bro, it's a lot of time
Samuel Jackson's the villain in it. So dude, it's a dog. What house do you hail from in Harry Potter do?
What about I don't know about Harry Potter brah from the house the Lord's are getting first of my name and Game of Thrones
All right, I think you're slithering
I'm a Targaryen, bro
You know what dude I watched Game of Thrones, but I didn't watch it to the very end
I might have to go back and finish it
First game of thrones they made them all like they was the evil people but the whole time they wasn't the evil people
It was the other it was the Starks and the fucking you bro that blondie in the beginning
Yeah, those was those was the evil people they knew it was not the Targaryen
She did you watch house of the dragon? Yeah
She did you watch house of the dragon? Yeah
Evil people
That's the part. Yeah, is that a good show too? So I should yes
It's like the prequel to Game of Thrones. Oh, I might have to see it. Yep
It'll make more sense than if you binge I have the ball
I think I have the box set somewhere in my house on blue hard It's hard to binge bro. That's a hard thing to binge
There's so many things to keep track of
Yeah, I don't watch much lately bro, it's born
This this go be quite look like it's gonna go in a second
You might be seeing a lot of dopey on the timeline pretty soon
What's the picture is it like the shark from the fuck?
I like a little dog. It's like a dog
The dog man is coming back
They never leave really bro dogs and it's at 85k but it's like, you know know it's like up and all greens kind of got like organic volume
retweet the room guys I
Was just bored on means go I ain't even in it I was just bored looking at shit seeing what what the
Mean coin market was looking like it was looking kind of dead
I don't ever leave in the trenches bro. He loves it
Don't ever leave in the trenches bro. He loves it
Mean every the new meadows just like catching stuff like a 30 40 K riding it to like
200 300 K and then it fucking goes like directly down as you must be following cap calls, dude
110 K toppers, dude
K toppers do
Capitalist calls oh
Yeah, that's my guy. That's my guy real he put me on he put me on to some
Some some what some place on where to get some action to what I'm feeling lonely
That's actually why I came in here. I saw the title talking about girlfriends like a murder hire
I thought that like I thought we were like doing like a speed dating thing in here or something
No, he hired a girl to come on the space and pretend to be his wife
No, I'm fucking with you. I'd actually never heard of that guy until I came up over here though
I saw drew over here, so I thought we were talking about AI girlfriends to be honest. I was like yeah
This is gonna be fucking dope
They're gonna buy an AI girl when they come out like launched just like kind of like there's a couple companies talking about launching them like 2030 bro like fucking full
the I wish I was, that'd be lit. Fuckin'. Don't buy the AI.
It's a billion dollar company, but.
They're gonna have these.
We don't know you like that, bro, chill.
Gonna get some.
It's a billion dollar company,
I don't know what you're talking about.
Chill, bro.
We don't know you like that, dude.
You know the power of this room?
Trying to feel it out it's powerful
It's good energy in here market really good
Larry think is down the grease trap gauge and sentiment right now
Gage in sentiment right now.
Barron Trump frequences the show.
I don't know what else you need to know.
Frequent guest to the show and panel, callers family created the nasdaq
Bobby's used uncle is the founder of subway my co-host
co-founder
crumpet opened one of the most successful car washes in the UK
yeah I still like the taxes car wash taxes car wash it's actually got a ring the the He used to run across the street, opened his first subway, which is still there next to Capitol Liquors.
And he came home to my aunt, my mom's sister, and he said one day after about two years,
he goes, I can't do this anymore.
He goes, I can't be a lawyer in the Senate, change clothes, run over, make sandwiches,
open stores.
She goes, good, quit that stupid subway job, blah, blah, blah, blah, that you're doing.
He goes, that's never going to amount to anything.
So he said, no, no, no, no, I'm quitting being a lawyer.
He used to take me to the Capitol
because he was a lawyer at the Senate.
And he quit being a lawyer and went with that.
And the rest is history.
And the next day when he came home,
there were divorce papers from my aunt,
but I still call him Uncle Larry.
I still speak to him and stuff.
I had him on the board
of one of my network marketing companies.
She fucked that up, huh?
She did, but then she married another Larry.
That's funny.
She's got grandkids now.
They got divorced a long, long time ago
and everybody said I was gonna be the same as him.
They said, you're gonna go through a divorce.
He goes, you're gonna quit a corporate job
and you're gonna become an entrepreneur
just like your uncle and you're gonna be divorced and stuff.
And you know what's really funny?
I retired from corporate America at 23
and became an entrepreneur, got divorced,
and now I'm married, again,
to the girl that I've known for 50 years.
Kind of funny I
Missed out on a second plane Bobby was also on the board for Prudential. I was the vice president board of Prudential
Not on the board also one of the co-founders
Also was one of the co-founders of flesh life the
end but like
only when this is you goes on a girlfriend vacation the I've been meaning to do it and stuff. They got to come in they got to spend like three days and do that shit
Fuck that the flex it is a flex. It's cool smart home. They called us having in Vegas. It's in Vegas
but here now
Let's see I
Got three empty holes here. I should put some weed seeds in there and see if it could grow it would probably grow great
Hydroponically nobody wants to hear about your fucking design of fruit
First of all, it's not fruit
Strawberries and shoes you can taste my growing strawberries
You can taste the difference of the strawberry. Yes, you can
Fresh fruit is much better if you grow it yourself
Of course, dude, you know I'm pessa sad
All right guys, we three two room is Friday where's capitalist and why is he hiring ladies
Always as their wife caps on a fake
Like fucking Mario in the fall or something this is is a huge story. Wait, he made a fake Jason account
If you look at if you look at Felix inu in the purple pill, that's definitely him
Yeah, I am G and that that's capitalist whoa you saying fuck doc
Yeah, Williams just said fuck doc why is dog catching the straight yeah, and he came after me several times this week
Bubba it's not about you. Yeah, you know I know
story, Bubba
Bubba you came up now now you shut up. Yeah, come on, dude
Damn, okay exactly
Stop it, Bubba shut up yeah come on dude damn okay exactly stop it Boba so the gun that I wanted as soon as I walked in it was sitting right in front of me on the
thing sitting there just like saying was it wrapped like a gun no dude do the thing the thing is six and
a half feet long that's crazy dude I'm like this is the next toy but I don't
know where I could shoot it around here good dude the bullet will hit something
in three miles and keep going my favorite favorite all time gun gotta be like a 45 ACP.
I have Tommy gun with the drum.
All school.
Can we talk about knives and make it inclusive?
No, I love a good 45 right there.
I love a good button.
Tax pulls out the musket.
I'm just saying like who want to, who want to walk around with like a the Now though they went back to nines they went back to the Glock 19 50 caliber
You get the one with the double slide you can make it a
Bulldog in the 50 like I have more control with a 50 than what size what size barrel though?
That's probably like six inches. Yeah, that's why because you don't have much there
You're gonna if you do shoot that in cold weather. You're gonna fucking feel like your hand broke
It'll I watch I watch I watch the nigga get shot with a 44 Del Mar got shot with a 44 in his arm
That shit shattered his whole, every bone in that arm was shattered.
Every bone in his whole arm was shattered.
He got hit in his elbow with a .44.
The most dangerous though is the .22.
The .22 in the back of the head is the most dangerous because that bullet doesn't go through. It goes in and it bounces around.
Bro, a nigga here got shot in the leg with a 22 and it came out his tongue
literally came out his tongue yep got shot in his leg yeah it just bounces around yep it's so small
went through all the way up came out his mouth and like went through his tongue
Jesus Christ and a lot of sass is used the 22 silencers. Yeah
Yep, yep double tap
To in the chest one in the head walk out
It's a skit by the way
So, can we take polymarket add-ons and stuff like that? What do you think the size of capital tits tits are?
Be cup be.
Big nips or little nips.
You definitely got salami nips or little nips? You definitely got salami nips
Negro national yeah dark
Hair and hair growing right out of the tip of the middle of it the middle of that bitch
He had a pay he had to pay the lady of the night an extra hundred. She's like, I'm gonna throw up
It's fucking He had to pay the lady of the night an extra hundred. She's like, no, I'm going to throw up. Dirty.
That's fucking foul.
When he takes off his shirt, everyone's like, take off your sweater.
Someone should go around like the streets of London and find some of these
ladies of the night and like print out a picture of cap and do a skit where they
ask if they've seen him before I'm sure
If you want you can do a post about that Addison from that account
And then we can about the poly yeah the photon photon
No, Oh flame thrower
Not a flamethrower what is this going whoo zero bids 200 for the fire extinguisher, but I already have that coming so
100 for the fire extinguisher, but I already have that coming so
Yo, dr. Roboto did you get did you keep that stack of tokens?
I sent you is it sending you Solana as well. Just making sure you're yeah cool. They're careful dark take profits
Oh, who just you wake up hating on me, right?
Like I never I've never known somebody to hate on me more than you
What taking profits is good. Wait a second
Brad you know what the fuck you doing Brad. Don't play dumb with me
You take a condescending dude
Don't play dumb with me bro
See my mom always said it's not the way you what you said Al, it's the way you said it
I'd be like what are you talking about?
You said it because you know you do the same thing That's what my brother always does I'm out with profit I say that the the Yeah, you always So we saw I'm on the clock so you can take this riffraff shit somewhere else second of all
I've said if you fucking were in that space the other day
Supporting these guys you caught a block. I believe you were the co-host of that space with Andrew on the panel
That comes with consequences anyone who brings Andrew around after the things he said about my kids is gonna catch that block
so But I'm on the clock right now. You're gonna fuck off with that After the things he said about my kids is gonna catch that block so
But I'm on the clock right now. You're gonna fuck off with that
And doing all this rah rah bullshit. This ain't a pull-up space. Cax was there too, bro
Like I was I was the cacti cause what are you talking about me?
Have a good day, I love you
Sponsors show you coming in talking this fucking rah rah bullshit be like me at a board room some dude in the neighborhood
Get out of here you riff ruff
Sorry guys
DM me right don't be doing all this fucking shit. It's ain't a pullout space bro. Go to a cousin show or a noble show
The fuck we doing I'm trying to make money
All right, so getting back down to it. We're dr. Abado. Please check and see back to this money dividends. Yeah
Fuck yo, you know what? I was gonna ask you to did anybody do the calculator for the website?
Yeah, that's coming in. We're gonna have that up tonight
We got it listed on coin Gecko this morning. Actually, that was pretty cool
Coin gecko listed us and we're now an official token on phantom wallet
Um, we were applying for cmc and we're on moon talk last night as well. So a lot of things are moving, uh
Quickly here. It's really nice
Um It's really nice Um
I had some dm inquiries about what it pays
Uh, if you own like a thousand dollars for the token you should expect to make about 30 to 45 dollars a day
And that's going to be variable based on volume if it picks up and scales it can be more than that
But uh, have you thought about trying to collab with other projects out here really trying to build but maybe on a small level that you can incorporate
Somehow rewards or some shit for other projects or that couldn't happen
Um that would be there are some token designs that have the reflect where you can pay you can change the the rewards token that it
Actually pays I'd have to look deeper into it
but I believe like what if you did like a collab with another project where for 48 hours or the Yeah, I have to look into it a little more. Bobby's Zoo, would that fucking work?
It could work. It's been done.
Bobby's Zoo is trying to build a project right now.
On the ground level.
I would entertain doing a test for something like that.
Think about it.
You do it with tokens, why would you say,
we're just going to give you new tokens that might's other coins to write like I see CW down there
He's building I see a few guys they hear all the time. They're building
they might be down to do some kind of a
Again, I don't even know if this is an idea. I just yeah, I mean, it's a good idea for sure
That may yeah, I mean part of the token token. I talk tokenomic design is definitely rewards, but the main thing that keeps us
Positive is the constant adds to the liquid
entity because it just pushes the floor higher and higher and
Attracts whales so they have the ability to actually win on the coin
So that's the main feature of a feature reason. I think the reason he was saying is because if you do it
let's say once a day, once every other day
it gets exposure to the other communities
you don't do it for like a week
you do it for like maybe an hour or three hours
the next rewards are gonna be giving this token out
and you do it once every couple of days
and now you got new communities
who are exposed to your token.
Yeah, no doubt.
That's the move.
That's for sure.
There's a lot of bullish stuff that can be done.
That's a great move.
We'll have the calculator up on the site soon.
Dr. Roboto and the white paper, I mean, not white paper roadmap will be up there as well.
We have a tire website overlay being made by a company right now to be free vamp that make it look really nice professional
So alchemist you watch March Madness at all or anybody watch basketball March Madness tournament on
Not crazy not crazy with it, but uh I know what's going on right now. There's a lot of predictions
Yeah, just like the sports bet sometimes from time to time. Oh, that's Doc thing
Doc either was that this dude's been crazy sports. Shit was that I'm saying
The March Madness Tournament, bro. I got I think I think Auburn probably wins it this year their top overall seed the points and they let him come back. Huh?
Were they minus 25? All minus 24 minus 24 and a half when I took the live.
But and they were kind of hovering around 21 to like 20 in that range
and right at the end they just let them fucking score man, right?
The fucking in man.
Fuck Auburn.
I hope they fucking lose
They're gonna take take UNC today. They're gonna win against Ole Miss
College is trash. The odds is trash anyway NBA you make live bets
You better know you get 15 points. He got eight in a second quarter and it'd be like plus 130. So I
30 so I bet in on college is trash it's honestly trash the odds not worth it it
Betting on college is trash. It's honestly trash
might they might be like you really more in a baseball you and see probably
negative 1200 and they spread it's probably like 2026 or some weird shit
I bet soccer one time in my life from CAC set values that shit didn't work out
But he told me he was like, yo, I don't think man gonna win. He said it but I still went with his team. I
got smoked
That's the last time I ever bet on soccer. It was a good bet. $10 for like $1,100.
I had picked some people to score a goal or some shit that he picked.
The people who he said will score the goal, they did.
It's just that the team had lost.
The thing with betting soccer is if you go and bet it in the regular season when they're
not doing PKs
You got a bet like draw no bet and shit like that
Otherwise like motherfucker they just be tying all the time bro and like playing half-ass and shit
So like and they don't they don't kick PKs or nothing
Like they just actually like in in the games and ties in the regular season
So you put bet draw no bet just voids the bet they draw the the the the He's a horrible person. Liberty gonna play Oregon close today too.
Someone check on Rat Toshi.
I don't know why this guy came in so angry.
Jesus Rat.
It's Friday.
Why do you guys have hate in your heart today?
I don't get it.
I'm having a good day dude.
I'm just vibing.
It's actually a rainy day.
I don't care. Charts rainy day, I don't care.
Charges are down, I don't care. I mean, I care.
But I'm not like upset or it hasn't affected my mood.
I'm gonna go.
He feel like nigga been fucking with you this whole time.
He feel like he on a space flaming the niggas,
that niggas don't like,
and he catching strays on the block.
No, you know what, I'm so sick of you and him always say, oh, why don't you fight with Crumpet?
Dude, I fought with Crumpet, but Crumpet don't be doing stupid shit.
But what I'm saying is he wasn't there supporting nobody.
He was there flaming them.
I mean, so for you know what I'm saying?
He came right up here. He could I brought him right up.
I knew that was him. He could have just acted cool, but he went right to the bullshit
Dude, I can do that. I'm gonna do that right now
Hit me in the DM or something. I don't know. I'm just saying if you see a nigga on a space
Yeah, but I'm on the clock bro. Don't come in here with that bullshit right now
Come on, bro. It's not a fucking job, bro. This is my life, dude. I
Went to show and tell the other day, presentation day from my kids.
I did a presentation about what I do, and even the teacher was like, you do that.
They look like they really want to quit the job they were doing, just do spaces.
So I I was to call every day. I get my coffee.
I walk my dog.
And your daughter's college?
Yeah, I did this, dude.
People wanna know the life of Alka, it's crazy.
I wake up, get myself to school, get my coffee,
do you walk the dogs, take my shower, all that.
Boom, I come home, I walk my dogs again.
Pick up the house, wait, I pick up the house,
I pick up the house, it's been dry here,
so I do a little like pick up around the house.
I built some suspense for when the show's gonna start.
Your dog yelling again, he must have seen a black person.
Whoa, she yawned.
So you don't even know dogs, that was clearly,
and she's black
Which is crazy to you
Anyway, so I I fucking come back upstairs. I raised my desk
I picked my song
Roll one up a fresh one
I start the show every day. I don't know who's gonna come what's gonna happen
I don't know dude
I don't put the link out every day. I don't do all these things. I just make it, bro
I don't DM it to people. I just post it on my timeline
And you guys come
We have fun some days are crazy some days
Sometimes back my daughter get out of here. What is this? Oh fucking play?
Beat it, bro
This dude's texting his daughter, bro. I
Love that for you. I seen this post this morning heartfelt
Shout out the parents here. Just trying to make it, bro
Where's that going? Oh, yeah, I fire up the space
We have ourselves to time dude
Then I rug it and I do my dad shit dude
I'm not a billionaire yet coming for it
But just being able to do what I want I'm rich
It's a mindset. Also, I've already pictured these things in my head,
in my third eye, not to be confused with my brown eye.
I envision this shit, and then I put the work in every day, you see it.
So, this is a day in the life of Elk. There you see it. So...
This is a day in the life of Alka.
Dude came into my office today.
And he started trying to fight with me. I said, not now.
This isn't the time.
Are you Alchemist Bar on PlayStation?
No. Where are you? Alchemist bar on a playstation no what are you
alchemist bar
alchemist underscore bar
yeah there's an alchemist underscore bar
no picture in their names
alchemist alchemist is what they call themselves
wow I must have fans like that right?
there's a lot of alchemists
that's why I can't find you let me send you I think this is what
mine is normally does it like it just referred Chris with my eye so it showed
it showed his clothes yeah I gotta add you guys. I've been warming up though.
I play random times, but
I usually play before I, like if the show rugs early, I'll play a little.
Then maybe like evening time, I'll play a little.
I'm gonna be honest, I've been having some rough matches.
I don't know if it's my reaction time. I don't know what. the an alchemist ggh whoa chill Jesus Christ this is confidential dude
it's confidential I don't want to be watching PlayStation with a baddie on
Netflix and it's like dudes are coming into my lobby but you can't even say anything I'm serious, I don't want all that dude
What the fuck?
I can't find you, what the fuck man
I'll have to check, maybe that's not how it's spelled
I'm not on right now
I'm not on right now
I'm not on right now
Serious dude, ever since I was at the supermarket one day
Serious dude, ever since I was at the supermarket one day
and somebody called me on here and I was like
What the fuck are you doing dude? Oh hey, I was hoping we supermarket one day and somebody called me on here. I was like what the fuck are you doing, dude?
Oh, hey, I
Was hoping we could get to know each other. I said you're calling me. Did I hate that?
I'm at the grocery store, bro. I was fucking so pissed. I was yelling in the grocery store and uh,
You fucking called me, dude
For this right? I've actually felt bad later because I was really pissed
like yo brah I mean I'm picking up fucking fruit and then they had really
nothing to say it was like oh I just wanted to hang out or something like
what it's crazy you get that on telegram just, oh hi, I just want a new friend.
Celebrity.
No, they do it for, because they're going to try to scam you somehow afterwards.
Someone put out a poll the other day, what's the most recognizable ape, but they said Alchemist.
Well, it used to be Franklin's.
No, they said Alchemist.
It's true. It's not
even a real ape. It's conceptual art and they just don't get it. They're like alchemist
has a fake ape. It's like do I or do you have the fake ape bro? the go to me really built your account on skimmy the fucking a probably
he wants watches he wants a idea
my only get out of prices increase the
he throws closed down
he throw airport is closed down is fucking up travel around the world what because some
electrical grid thing like power outage exploded and shut down all the power so
he drove is the second busiest airport in the world behind Atlanta land with
walkie-talkies and shit come on dude Dude with what's been going on lately
You can't just slow it down and this is crazy with no computers. You just show that
1334 flights impacted today JFK most impacted airport and
Flights are now being diverted
You're going to Heathrow and they say you end up in Australia.
No, you're going to Spain or something, dude.
Heathrow, that's a cool name.
Yeah, it used to be the busiest and then Atlanta beat it.
The truth has been revealed.
It's the CIA.
Bobby, did you just say it's Heath lawyer for this?
You bloody wanker.
You're listening a governor?
You got a spa tea?
I'm anguished too.
I wonder if my family were lords and shit? Here we are guys it's Friday retweet the room it's quiet out here and that's okay.
I get it charts are kind of just boring dude we're doing our best out here what else is going on
yeah see this is why rats days block you just called me a closet racist the
the the No, I don't get the outside when I heard it when I heard it I was like
Dude, I'm not gonna hear this all the way across the house and I'm like
It's making my dog upset
And uh, he's copying us
It's copying this girl
Get the pill get the pillow. No, I'm just gonna get the pillow girls. No pillows out do
Get his socks I make my bed every day do some of your bumps
My wife makes the bed every day, too
Yeah, probably all you can't touch him I don't have all these things in my house I can't make your bed every day yes the the save me ungodly amounts of time I like building shit now that I can figure it
out that's why you can't get a meeting with Bobby for three months he's
building AI stuff listen to the order order update Addison this is why he's
putting off everything you tell him I didn't put off I just freaking I just home his lore of moving slow. Who do you think paid the guy to hit him in the football game? I just ruffled my coolies and I'm still working bro. Who do you think paid the guy in the
football game? Addison tell him the story of how you got fired on vacation. I was on vacation
with my family bro and you fired me. And you got fired guys because he wasn't producing.
It's just that simple. You got my computer bro. Business doesn't have a heart. I'm here the the
the the I'm not upset at you. Nah bro. Are you jealous of me?
Seriously, how do you?
Am I jealous of you? No.
Do you want to be Alk?
You sure? No, I don't.
I'll be right back.
Do you have a picture of Alk on your vision board?
No, I don't even have a vision board.
Everyone in here should have a vision board. I have like some sort of vision board. the Whoa, and pull-out spaces.
Who's gonna make the first pull-out space today? No Buu or cousins.
They're both gonna fight it out.
This is crazy, guys.
Stop doing this, guys.
I mean, I could go do that shit for a few hours.
You guys are in a full-blown argument somewhere
It's madness
Right now capitalist is trying to give a girl point zero one soul
To be his wife tonight on spaces
Guys don't do that As he says, he'll be raging man. He'll be raging. He rages when we say this shit.
Alchemist, you're funny, you make me rage.
He fucking loves me, dude.
He was saying I'm funny every 10 seconds.
They love Alk, told they can't use Alk.
He was trying to peddle some nonsense in here,
trying to sell you his telegram.
I don't know what his motive was.
But that Alk co-host was starting to sell you his telegram I don't know where his motive was but that alcoho so starting to get to his head he's getting too comfortable here
guys you hear about the guy who fell off the building last night in Atlanta
Jesus yeah fell 19 floors nobody knows how no foul play no nothing so they
don't know if it was suicide yet or anything else from the 19th floor downtown Atlanta
Yeah, dude, I saw a crazy reenactment video. I was picking up my son yesterday. It was like a cartoon form
I don't know if someone seen it
poor lady was leaving the mall and
You know you pull up to the thing and you put your ticket in and the gate raises and all this stuff
So she's there with her car
It's kind of late. I think the malls getting ready to close or some shit
Dude, she drops her ticket outside of her car door. So she does the reach and
she reaches too far and she hits the gas dude and
It wedges her head against the fucking barrier and her car and they like
reenacted it. Oh my god dude it just unlocked the craziest fear like what a horrible way
to go dude and there was no one at the mall. She died? Yeah they didn't find her till the
next day dude. Oh shit. Yeah but it was like they showed you like they said when the authorities the Park your ticket make sure your passenger gets out and get the ticket for you. Are you put it in part dude or a neutral?
And that's fucking crazy dude
So I'm saying live your life guys fuck
You don't want no one it's gonna be a last
That's why a fat steak. I'm gonna do first Nick
And working out pumping iron dude. I feel good good don't know when you're gonna lose a foot whoa
look at the ball guy the father he lost his foot dude it's crazy amputee
All right guys, vibes are low.
We need a big fat giveaway to get this base going again.
Addison, can you distribute some Addison corn to the crowd?
Bro, I never got minted out. For real? Yeah. Can you distribute some Addison going to the crowd?
What the link in the top?
I am Jeeber.
What if CZ like posted Addison going?
You're like, what the fuck?
Oh, you mean the descriptions going?
Yeah. Yeah. The one you buried with 15 15 on that the fucking marketplaces etches gone
The one you buried with 50 coins the day Addison came out with this project, and he was so excited
And you just launched coin at the coin and it
Dogs actually took off and it shut him down and he was pissed.
It actually worked out because now... Globity Zoo was born. Gluttony Zoo.
You were a glut...
Nah, that doesn't sound as cool.
You were a glutton, Bobby.
Gluttony Globity Zoo. Globity Glutton Zoo.
globity glutton to I still think you should launch a weed called Zootered
like a strain you can have your pfp on there you go you can incorporate like
actually have two NFTs that allow me to make my own strain from one of the NFT utility weed NFTs.
I got two of those passes.
What's that called?
But I forget which one that is.
I got to go to my weed folder on weed project.
Did you could grow it in your house and then clone it and send them the call.
Hold on. Let me see. We weed weed weed, weed, weed, weed, it is called...
Grow some weed, bro.
Stop being a pussy.
First of all, I gotta find weed, weed, weed, weed.
Where's the weed folder in...
Yeah, it's a weed folder.
Yeah, weed folder, cause there's a lot of weed
stuff I was doing back in the day.
Weed and wine. Yeah, we fold because there's a lot of weed stuff I was doing back in the day we didn't wine
It's a good combo
I'll find it later. There's too many goddamn fucking things in here. He's not gonna find it. Of course. I'll find it
not gonna find it of course I'll find it
fucking globetty zoo it was a spin-off of some of the watch my call board eight
guys did it well but he's you dropped a honey pop mmm so capitalistic just name name one please. Lobby Zoo. A honey pot. I'm just bored as quiet guys. I love it. I love
it. I'm honestly just bored right now. I hope he says more actually. The more the better.
I hope he just could make more crazy shit up. What's going on here with the market? Take a peek. The market right now. You have the down down 256 points the s&p down 38
On a friday on a friday we're going into uh, five straight weeks of
Utter bullshit. This is the fifth week
So that just makes me bullish. It's gonna break soon. Yeah, it's gonna turn of Or JFK you just don't know where you're about to see you as fucking The growing Parkland dude you see the pictures of the limo inside with like the brain on the sea
Yeah, did you see the ones wearing laying on the gurney at Parkland Hospital? Yeah, it's the one
I just saw that one. It looks so much like him. It was such a fresh photos. Yeah
Freaky looking dude. I remember the first time I saw that photo. It's fucked up
Yeah, it's... it's kind of... creepy.
Camera's going off.
Deliver, deliver, deliver.
We're all gonna die one day guys. Don't fight it.
Well if we could live another 5 or 10 years you'll probably be able to live to 120, 130. the
the the and finally yeah
and if you lived to be like 120 you'd be like market the beast type thing
there's some 300 old person right now
300 years old like what am I gonna do
my suspicion is that
you know there's a lot of like underground
like cities and shit under
under america and stuff
woah so there might be like people that like cities and shit under under America and stuff. Whoa.
There might be like people that do actually live like that long.
That's just not in the system, you know, and we're just like,
how come the astronauts come back and they're in the ocean, right? They must.
I feel like gravity, gravity affects your body in a different way.
And when you aren't supposed to walk after being in space your skin can fall off
That's what if you go on a too long of a journey
pieces of your body
So, how did they come home and they were walking around people
They're they're they're never win the space. They're in subspace. They're not in deep space
They're in subspace they're not in deep space
Okay, people were questioned why they were able to walk. Yeah, they're in orbit around us
But their legs we can float around on yeah, of course you get atrophy just like if you become paralyzed
That's why people you know shrivel up because they don't use those muscles
That's why I fucking that's why they say that you have to go to sleep if it's gonna be a trip because first of all Because they don't use those muscles.
That's why I fucking. That's why they say that you have to go to sleep if it's going to be a trip,
because first of all, you're not going to be able to age.
And if we can get up to that speed and then you go to sleep and then you get
everything that you need in what I guess you call it a hyperbolic chamber,
whatever they would call it in NASA.
But it'd be Elon doing it
Anyway, it was because
Wait, the government's going
Elan's much more. Oh you need your fucking dude. You hear that that fucking Biden was offered the same thing
They have the biggest like like a rune screwing in the movie studio before. They have the biggest like like uh, RuneSprune in the world
Who believes that we went to the moon
Believe you went to the moon, but the videos that they showed us were not real
We don't go to the moon I feel like
Pretty I don't think we've gone to the moon manned the We're on the moon and they said that there were people watching them and shit Did you see the China video of them landing on the moon before?
India the India one
India landed on the Sun
They did that next the Once that happens I Heard this one good quote is like I was alive and I was dead and I was alive and I was well
You won't be alive. It'll be 50 million and millions of years that I was dead. It did not
Yeah, so that I mean you'll be long dead when the Sun burns out
And they say the Bible says that will will go up in flames instead of water.
The mark of the beast and everything.
We're seeing all that.
Are you religious?
Somewhat, yes.
You go to church every week?
No, I do not go to church every week, but that doesn't
have you read the lost book or greater than me. Have you read the Bible completely?
Not completely, but I have. I believe in everything. I had been here. Did you read
just the pictures? What did you just look at the pictures? No, just not look at the pictures.
Did you just look at the pictures?
No, just not look at the pictures.
We've not been in church in years, but that doesn't make me any less or any greater than you.
I didn't say you did! Where do you come up with these things?
Papa, he doesn't make me come up with these things.
Why are you getting so defensive? I just asked you a question if you were religious.
And if you went to church, I don't go to church.
Yes, he is Christian.
What would you say to church, I don't want to church. Yes, Christian. Anymore.
We would consider Christian, but not the judgmental type, if that makes sense.
But yes, we are watching everything unfold right around us. Well, you're part of the Bible belt. So
Yeah, the only reason my weed isn't legal here it's crazy
But there's a lot of Bible Bible bumpers and that's horrible. Yeah
When we all got demons in our closet. But yeah like the live into 200 or that.
Or these injections of these microchips in your hand and all that.
That's the mark of the beast.
We'll go in Armaged and all that that's the mark of the beast we'll go an
Armageddon at that point yeah but you know there's already that a brain link
or whatever really yeah there's already like four people that are currently
testing it already
dude if you can put AI in my head like that you give me it I'll do it you want the access or not give you access to like the future of like computing and the future systems and stuff. Right. So I
just like being guinea pig.
But you know what one thing I would love to do, but I would
not probably I'll probably not even do it if they did. Like I
was for the back. I think it'd be a sorry. Go ahead. I think
it'd be amazing if they could find a way to
fix optic nerves they can't do anything they can replace eyeball they can
replace your lens and everything but they just can't replace the optic nerves
they'll eventually now with AI and stuff like that the advances that will make
over the next decade they're're going to be incredible, especially in the medical field, I
believe. And I think, I think everything is going to be able to eventually go
in and be able to be fixed and stuff like that.
Telomeres are going to be able to be increased in length.
And that's the thing that controls your aging.
And if you can increase the telomeres back, then you basically can
stop and reverse the clock.
Well, and it's also our food system, man.
That's not going to get any better.
Call the Bill Gates and everybody.
Well, you got, you got maha now.
So you got to make America healthy again.
Uh, so they're looking to do a little bit what they do in the UK Banning some of these fucking substances that are in our fucking food
Yeah, and all these dyes and everything the entire the entire grocery store is filled of just the deadly toxins
Speaking of that. I got to go to the grocery store here in a half hour. It's grocery store day
Yeah, about 32 damn items that's over $100. That's horrible Yeah, about 32 damn items and it's over $100 that's horrible
It's either that or you don't eat
Exactly, but you know what I mean? Well, it's easier on you. But yeah
Yo, I had a question Bobby I hate a you and Addison talking about a book that you know and stuff
Bobby I hate a you and Addison talking about a book that you know and stuff
Um, do you guys do you guys believe in the Anunnaki's and stuff or no? Yeah, you read the lost Yankee
I can't claim that I have I've read summaries and stuff into the Emerald tablets by tooth
Oh, bro. I love the emerald tablets. That's one thing. I definitely have read
Like a couple times
Have you read the Georgia guide stones before they were destroyed? No
Look up the Georgia guide stones
What do they talk about yeah, I'll talk about the rules of earth they don't know how they appeared
They were there's Somebody threw a bomb at
them about two and a half, three years ago, I guess, and destroyed them. They're going
to rebuild them. But basically, it's instruction tablets. They don't know how they came, what
they were, that the population should never be over 500 million people. It's like all these things.
Just, if you type in Georgia Guidestones,
you'll be like, what the heck?
Yeah, bro, that's kind of refreshing
to like actually like hear you guys be like,
yeah, that could be real.
Cause everybody I talk to, they go like, no,
it's like you're on some crazy shit.
You know, like bro, there's actually like a lot of like actual crazy history in in those tablets, bro
When 90% of the oceans have never been explored and we haven't went there
That means 90% of our planet of just the water has never been explored that we don't know
What could be down there and there I'm on the pole shift, like everything.
North becomes South, South becomes North.
We're about to have a pole shift soon, so.
Bro, that's crazy.
Yeah, they talk about that too, right?
They talk about war.
They talk about Mars.
They talk about, bro, Bobby's so crazy.
Like, I feel like we're having a rerun. I feel like we're having a rerun.
I feel like we're having a rerun except like the last time,
the slave race that we left on Mars is AI.
Or maybe it's us, bro,
cause like they're trying to send us to Mars.
AI, listen, what Elon's already said.
The first thing that's going to Mars is Grok and that is robots. the So it was one third like 10, 15 years ago. And there was already the little drones like things
that were rolling around Mars.
And it said that it was dangerous.
And now they're saying that Mars
is the closest thing to Earth.
Yeah, but look how much technology's advanced
in 10 years, blah, blah, blah.
So that's usually why you change your opinion.
I'm not sure, I don't follow it too much. Well, I also saw, you know, they're like, Oh, look, a pyramid or some shit on like,
on Mars, or like some like structure.
And it was like, they also like showed it on Google Maps, like somewhere.
Billions of galaxies with billions of planets in each galaxy.
And we're the ones who lucked out in the only life forms that get
I was so crazy the words the most dangerous species out there and we're probably the most
Yeah, and we're going to destroy yourself one day
No, I think they're I think they're gonna come down and be the referee and come down say, okay
We let you guys fuck around and find out enough and I think that's when we'll see
If we try to destroy the plan, it's already happened. Oh, no, it's happened. I think this is we've
Been Apple watch
Ten thousand already manifested in physical bodies to help us on the planet I think this is we've been Apple watch
Physical bodies to help us on the one
Yeah So the line Trump when Trump's nice and everything when that bullet missed Trump and hit his ear. That was when we moved timelines
Well, and he didn't do you actually believe that he was hit called if he was hit with that rifle
He would definitely not have been alive.
If you read like the last president,
you know, call that Trump was shot to hit the ear had been,
he would not have been alive.
Not if it just nicked it.
Not if it just nicked it.
Even with that type of gun.
If it only hit the edge of your ear, your little piece at the top right there, it just depends where your show is okay
Yeah, I mean I was let my dog out. Yo, I just got the maddest tea from CTM zebra. What?
So capitalists bending their DMS trying to tell her like what happened about fucking yesterday
happened about yesterday. So then she's capitalist has rang her to talk to her and to tell her
So then she's capitalists has rang her
about what happened. And cat has told her that his wife has told him that he's not allowed
to come into drama spaces and he needs to be more educational. But the funniest bit
is capitalist goes that my wife knows that I go into girls DMs on CT and ask them for nudes
And he's fucking he's asked. Wow, you know that Sarah girl that Sarah that Brett fucking yeah. Yeah
Yeah, he's asked Sarah for nudes and shit and his wife knows that
relationships out.
What's this not his wife bro, she's a fucking paid prostitute
It's not his wife bro, she's a fucking paid prostitute.
Like it's not his wife.
If you imagine Crystal her giving on some of these DMs after her nids.
No, the thing they're trying to spin is like.
I made Crystal delete her account.
Like bro Crystal literally deactivated her account because every time I argue with someone
she catches trades.
So she's like bro I'm not even fucking on CT like that.
Fuck your drama, I don't give a fuck.
I just want to trade meme coins, do you know what I mean?
She would out trade 90% of these motherfuckers too.
Yeah, 100%, but yeah, that was hilarious.
The fact is that's Sarah for nudes.
That's why CTMZ's fucking tweeted
and tagged Sarah in the post.
But I'll pin it to the top.
Fucking wild, bro.
I can't believe it when she said that crazy work
I couldn't believe it when she said that.
Crazy work.
Guys this is why you don't do this shit
Why do you want CT trying to fucking goon over fucking these fucking thoughts for like I don't get it
Yeah, that's one thing you won't catch out DM in these girls like that. Never bro. Never
Why You won't catch out DMing these girls like that. Never bro, never in a million years. I think it's the dude most of the time, that's why I'm DMing you guys.
99% of girls on CT are dudes. Who's this pig on stage?
Speak pig.
Or I'm gonna think you're attacking the show.
You're out here.
I don't remember who that was.
My spidey sense tingled. Capitalist, where are you? the the Stay woke. Well at one point she just stopped telling me stuff so who knows.
Imagine if Sarah replies like yeah he did ask me for nudes.
I'd fucking cry if you look at the tweet she's actually talking to Sarah.
I'll be back.
What the fuck.
And he said his wife knows bro like what kind of fucking ill-billy relationship is
That your wife knows that you bed girls for nudes and DMs?
Like what the fuck?
I just checked this Brett chick blocked me.
I don't know how that happened in that lore.
Probably just making fun of the bread girls.
Ahhhh these girls out here.
Capitalist capitalist.
Imagine buying photos.
What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
you trying to fly one out you're buying the photos Bobby you think these guys
know the pornos for you know
Man, we're already at what lunch?
Yeah, this morning show.
Be wrapping up in a bit.
Be doing my dad activities out here.
We know the morning shows every day, so you'll see it on the weekends, but you know I sleep
in a little.
Go for breakfast with my kids, bro bro we start maybe 10 o'clock
we're here every day I know we just went outside what is your deal I think there's
gonna be a pull-up space today while Alex doing dad shit I can tell you I'm not gonna
participate in the shit but it's probably gonna happen and if it needs to
happen so be it sometimes it does need to happen I'll listen to it I just don't
want to be an arguer per se if Andrew's's there, I'm not going.
I will not participate in any conversations
with that motherfucker.
That's about it, bro.
I'm bullish.
But also we're entering the weekend when they purely manipulate and
I'm not gonna take anything that happens seriously enough so I'm just locked in
I'm hanging out bro trying to win and I think I am that's it waiting to hear
from the bobo whistleblower it's been a day or two of nothing
Sure, they're just watching
What these bobo bros are doing so I'm sure we're gonna hear more about that, but I have no update for you
We did ask Doc about these controversial walls this morning, and he said no this isn't good I
Respect that little doc I respect
that also I'm considering taking away the little and just calling him doc I
haven't made it my mom
I know that's gonna play out.
Speak your truth, bruh.
Load up on the things you believe in.
And I think you're gonna do just fine.
But get ready when euphoria comes.
Don't get too greedy.
Make sure you're taking some profit because this bull market won't last forever and I know we're kind of in a bit of a lull but I'd argue we're
still in a bull market we don't have much time left these charts will pump
and I'm not sure how high the fuck they're gonna go we'll see yeah it's
Friday hope you guys are gonna do some fun ass shit this
weekend my son wants to do some cool shit I said fuck it let's do it one do
some laser tag or some airsoft or some cool shit like that we run around
together we just be fucking people up so I'm looking up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up We're here every day. Some days are hype and they go on for hours on end.
I think we had a morning show this week go to like 5 p.m.
Sometimes we wrap up flunking around Noontown.
Both times we had fun.
Maybe we learned.
Maybe you were triggered by something you heard.
Controversial.
Maybe some gossip.
A little bit of drama sprinkled in got guys paying
prostitutes so they can speak on spaces web3 is a crazy place is very much the
Wild West I believe in you I want you to make it. I think you may.
But like any good show, this morning's show is coming to a dwindle.
We are here every day.
Some days I'm here at night.
Because I believe in this place.
I believe in you guys, right?
All kidding aside.
I want to see you make it.
So don't get shaken out. Don't be fearful.
Be careful where you go.
Try not to have this place be a safe heaven
for truth real talk there's going to be a lot of spaces that are like disney and artificial
and smoking mirrors and fuckery and bouts and all this nonsense articulated to try to cultivate
a vibe that's not real they're resurrecting old ko l else with these vape called vape cabal bros gone
Your is Adi's all these guys they're coming back
Be wary we had these conversations
Or now this would happen now. We're in these moments, which is also an indicator
That there's not too much time left to get yourself in a position
to change your very life this cycle.
Hopefully you've already done that, but if you haven't, there's not much time left.
I truly believe that.
Maybe I ended up being wrong.
Maybe it's already over, but I don't believe that's true.
So you see me not doing anything in a panic or a cool off trying to outsmart the market
when I know we're going against some of the smartest and richest people in the fucking
I'm just a regular bro from my tiny apartment trying to make it.
So I'm simply buying things I believe in and I'm letting cook till I think we're done.
I don't think we're done till he's
Has its final dance out here, it's a little hot las hurrah grand finale piece de resistance
So my money is on the table bro, I'm pretty much fucking fully deployed crazy sure
And I believe believing this shit make sure you show up every day we'll be back here tomorrow we'll be here Sunday while these guys take the
weekend off we live this shit we we breathe it. It's crypto radio, it's entertainment.
Keeps you locked in and maybe making a bad decision. So some people argue, well you know,
why the dick jokes Alk, why this and that. Bro this keeps people entertained, we can
only talk about the tech for so long without sprinkling in a little bit of life
stories, alpha, gossip, funny drama that's happening here because it gets very political.
Some spaces are afraid to take on these conversations or hold people accountable out here trying
to smoke you on a daily basis, but not this show.
This show has always been on truth.
We don't do the smoking mirrors, we don't do the bullshit, we don't bought it.
We don't do none of this nonsense bro.
I appreciate y'all.
I do get to wrap up and do some errands and some dad duties and shit.
So I'm gonna take this moment, sometimes the show does not stop.
I'm giving about big chunks of my life here that I actually don't mind the days when it
kind of cools off. Right about this time so I can go grab some lunch, do some laundry,
do all these things, but I'm a dad out here doing all this shit
So I appreciate y'all
It's Friday man
I'm gonna go roll up a fat one go for a blast through Boston
Play some music
Maybe argue with someone in traffic
But I'm gonna have the fucking time of my life doing that shit. I suggest you do the same bro.
Outside, 10 out of 10.
Highly recommend it.
Also touching a boob.
10 out of 10.
Highly recommend it.
Could change your life in your very perspective.
Could keep you from capitulating on a char.
So just be real bro.
This is Coolcom collected Alk. I love you.
I'm signing off.
Till we meet again.
It's another dragged out exaggerated goodbye from Alk.
Cause I care about you guys.
I want to leave you on a positive note.
Where you feel like you can go on.
Take on the very world itself.
That's what I tell my son in the morning when I drop him off.
We do our daily affirmations, all this stuff.
I don't sell this dude a fairy tale I say selling this world
is tough. It's gonna try to beat you up. It's also an amazing thing. It's an amazing place.
But you gotta get out there and you gotta get after it every day. You gotta want it. He's learning.
We show up daily guys.
It's a dojo, it's a gym.
We just do our repetitions.
We go home.
We've done our thing today.
We've trained.
And I'd rather be a fucking warrior in a garden and a
gardener in the war so we're ready for battle but we're at peace bro so fuck
around and find out like capitalist or many others before him
Sarah just comment
was in his defense actually the tax would I guess it's in that thread you must have just paid her to send it
yeah probably
I don't know what's going on with that
I guess we're gonna watch that story
appreciate that
hope you have a good grocery store experience
I don't think I'm gonna do the grocery store, but I do have to run some errands
Sure I'm multitasking
Bro doctors crashing out posting these baddies
Just posted a girl put that's a good painting in the background, but you ain't talking about that painting
This dude's fucking out here
Never go full groom during the days guys
Appreciate that update
Hey alchemist. Thanks for hosting us. We'll see you next week
We're adding to the LP at 400,000 just in case anybody wants to watch we're gonna be adding another thousand dollars to the LP
Anybody wants to drop it to our socials just say I'm from Alchemist Spaces
and we'll throw you an airdrop.
All right, appreciate you all.
Have a good day.
There you go, guys.
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I'm out of here guys. I love you. It's been a banger
Sure, there'll be other spaces today. I'm guessing there'll be some fights
Sometimes that can be entertaining just don't expect expect alchemists in these rooms with Andrew
It's not bad for me to go in there I
Want nothing to do with that motherfucker?
Some people I just don't argue with that's really what it is, right?
It's just not worth my piece
To be quite honest with you, which I'm starting to value more than I
used to really that's all it is but if you want it you can get that smoke just
taking a little bit more effort because I'm just trying to chill anyways I'm
out of here it's Friday noontime perfect time to cut out of here. I hope you guys crush it and win today. I
Love you blues