Music Thank you. Doesn't this guitar sound so good?
living in this big blue world
with my head up and out of space
when I see trouble come my way I'll be a-o-a-o-kay When I see trouble come my way
I'll be making them a-day
I know I'll be a-o-a-o-kay
I know I'll be a-o-a-o-kay
Hey, little lady, I know you're feeling crazy
All your other friends are busy making them babies
Been out in the real world, don't like how it stays
Let me change your mind with my little old say
Put some sugar in my water
Cause we making me the mate
Throw a middle finger up down the interstate
Yeah, it is a big new world
Put my head up and down the state
I know I'll be A-O, A-O-K, A-O-K I know I'll be A-O, A-O-K, I know I'll be A-O, A-O-K
When I see trouble come my way, I be making lemonade
I know I'll be A-O, A-O-K, I know I'll be A-O said I knew the way I'd just eat shit and pretend that it's gormate
I've had terrible, horrible, no good, very bad days
But now my day can't you see that I will always be a-a-a-okay
You gon' be a-a-a-okay You gon' be gon' be ah, A-OK.
Living in the same new world.
Put my head up in outer space.
When I see trouble come my way.
I be making lemonade. I know I be A-O-A-O-K
I know I be A-O-A-O-K Wag me cabal, I ain't bragging at all
We should probably put some boy That board 8 plaques on the wall
We gon' ball like a sawdump and ash off cigars
That's the hottest show on X
We sweepin' used car, Malik, Da Bunny, and Ashley D
Locked in so hard, almost crashed the Jeep
Gotta catch the night show, ain't there to week
Don't make us clear the stage, raise your hand to speak
Dog sold too early, the boys a Jeep
Used car, board 8, my collection sweet Talkin' like you got coin, why you actin' cheap? Raise your hand to speak Dog sold too early The boys a jeep Used cardboard 8
Talking like you got coin
Matter of fact, man, where's Malik?
How the dots coming for you
You know the bunny more than the floor 8
We should probably put some board eight plaques on the wall
We gon' ball like a saw, dumping ash off cigars
That's the hottest show on X, we sweeping used car
Malik, Da Bunny, and Ashley D
Locked in so hard, almost crashed the Jeep
Gotta catch the night show, ain't there to weep
Don't make us clear the stage, raise your hand to speak.
I've been trying to reach out to a few people directly and just apologize for things that I've done.
For all the routes, the plays, the manipulations.
I just want to say I'm not hacked.
My telegram is not hacked.
My Twitter is not hacked.
I just want to, it's the first time I'm probably doing this. I thought I'd keep it private.
Well, it's like a five minute apology. Was that Bane?
So, I mean, did anyone else feel like he definitely had a gun to his head as he spoke that?
I know he said he wasn't, specifically said he wasn't hacked, but he feels hacked.
Because the only thing he posts are, are like pictures where he's flexing his
He posted earlier, though, that he...
The problem is he has no more
He can't even fucking bond the coin anymore.
Get everybody on your good side
and just go back to old roots.
That's not a bad plan, Jay.
He also posted earlier today that he got broken up with.
So, Jay, maybe he's gotten some clarity through heartbreak.
Dude can't even bond the coin anymore.
Wait, Bunny, are you saying he's got post-post-nut clarity? Yep.
Interesting. He doesn't have motion
Hope he pulls up to the fucking space
so I can tell to his face.
Fuck him. Meanwhile, trenches still cooking, man.
We still got fucking runners.
Deflow, have you checked the charts lately, man?
No, man, I never checked that chart.
That's weird because everything else is on fire,
and the world's burning down, and stocks are down tremendous.
Surely, fart coin has to be down, right?
Here's the thing turns out farts are a flight to safety Everyone thought it was Bitcoin or gold incorrect incorrect. The correct answer was in fact fart coin a big if true Wow
Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm very happy. I'm sure you're very happy right now
We are over 500 mil and fucking running, dude.
By the way, still don't have the Coinbase listing.
Any idea what the fuck is going on with that?
Yeah, like nobody has any tokens to give to them.
So they're not going to do it.
Yeah, they're a bunch of fucking bitches.
What are you going to do?
I've just been buying Fart coin and shorting ETH.
I'm having the best week ever right now.
Oh, God, I bet you are today.
I got liquidated on two of my ETH shorts, but five of them I did not.
You're a fucking animal, T-Flow.
Dare I ask, how much leverage?
Ranges between 60 and 110x.
Love to see the homies win.
Jay, did you get into Remus early, dude?
Because that was the big winner yesterday.
No, I actually futted myself out.
Did you never buy it no so like i fudded myself out to go for like a big bag in the beginning because there was three dolls there was three wolves right
so like i was like they're just gonna pvp the living shit out of it so i threw the name the remus you sent me the name of the token was
inconceivably long right like they wrote an entire book to describe the token that that's kind of
what pissed me off about that but here's you know just a little piece of advice jay next time you
show me something and don't buy it. Maybe send an update after
the original show. Do you know what I mean?
Because like... Oh, no. I mean,
I bought it again, of course.
we're talking about the same...
Is this the name of the coin?
I just actually just bought that. What kind of ticker is that? New Ancient DNA Cloned Wolf? Yeah. Yeah.
I just actually just bought that.
Jesus, what kind of ticker is that?
I just bought the fucking shit out of his hip. Well, no, the ticker's fine.
The ticker's just remissed.
That's like the aim of the token.
It was up at, what, 11.12 mil?
Like, the thing fucking ripped.
Ripped hard. What's that? Three, 12 mil? Like, thing fucking ripped. Ripped hard.
That's the same thing when Bunny said it was dead with peanut, bro.
I don't think it was quite the same, bud.
I'm so glad you said it's dead.
That was the most bullish thing that could have happened to my background.
I mean, come on. Come on. It's dead. That was the most bullish thing that could have happened to my background. I mean, come on.
It was that 2.5 mil, and I said, I'm full porting, and you're like, you got to be fucking kidding me.
And I was like, no, I'm actually full porting.
So, so far, we have two out of three.
We got Bunny saying it's dead.
If anyone knows, can you reach out to Clemente, get him up here.
I mean, if you're holding, though, in the audience, I said so because I'm poor.
So it's probably going to go up.
I literally just bought before the show.
I was waiting for it to come back up.
So you're pumping your backs, Malik.
I'm doing my fucking damnedest
But like me and brothers already iterated
Move on to the next thing
Speaking of the next thing
Jay I saw you tweet about this
Is that the one that you have
Like I just it free alpha
like yeah it fucking popped to 600 and something k i mean i was literally talking about under a
100k have you have you seen the barbie it looks good yeah yeah it does look but
frank is fucking dumping on my head right now, brother.
Wait, how is it the old wallet?
How do you know it's his new wallet, dude?
Because I know everybody's wallet.
Yeah, but is this like when people are like Ansem bought and the wallet's like Ansem2.Soul?
No, no, no. Well, that's obviously Ansem. No, no, no. Obviously. Well, that's obviously Ansem.
I just know how people trade, right?
And I look at pretty much.
I can probably put my board ape on the line that that's what I'm watching is Frank's wallet.
Well, of course you could.
It's not worth any money anymore.
Okay. It's worth five any money anymore. Okay, it's worth five bucks, okay?
I don't know why I laughed at that. It's actually
reason I played this song.
What clip did you see? What were you talking about?
Okay. Where everyone's singing the song. What clip did you see? What were you talking about? The clip. Okay.
Where everyone's singing the song.
Thanks for clearing that up.
So, like, that's his walkout music.
So, like, everyone's been doing that for years.
Do you not remember in the playoffs when the whole fucking stadium was singing the song
and then on the next pitch you had a home run to win the game?
I actually referenced that below what you had said so
let me go read it yeah oh yeah last year homered right as the song ended it was electric it was
electric that's why i brought it up uh absolutely electric you still sports gambling you moved back
to crypto no still sports gambling matter of fact i uh I cashed in on my future on Gators yesterday.
Betting on Phil's right now.
Lost money on the Yankees earlier.
Yep, that's all there is.
So Malik, you're a big Houston fan?
What are all these thumbs down for?
With every fiber of my being, I hate them.
I hate the air they breathe.
Malik, you don't hate the Gators.
You hate the national champions.
No, I hate the fucking Gators.
I hate the Gators, and everyone who loves them, I hate.
So, you're going to sit there and tell me that Aaron Hernandez is a bad person.
He's actually a great Gator because the only good Gator is a dead Gator.
Listen, it's college football.
Catch me during the season, bro.
Come fucking catch me in August.
We got a home game against them, fucking a season opener.
Catch me in August, and you'll hear some things.
I hope Tim Tebow never hears this.
Wait, Jay, have you messed with Bitcoin yet or no?
No, I know a lot of people are fucked.
Just like on this journey of like trying to trade with like nothing.
And it's like, it's a challenge.
So I'll get into that though.
I know it's on abstract, right?
A lot of people in likeodi are making a script.
What I read is they're making a script or something.
I don't know what that means.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
It's like a mine or something like that.
Is that what they call it?
I haven't even read up on it.
It's just like you have to.
I believe it's an idle game.
You buy rig, you mine big. Like, I haven't even read up on it. It's just, like, you have to... I believe it's an idle game. You buy rig, you mine big.
And then you use your big to upgrade the rig and the room.
I mean, well, ETH is cheap.
But, I mean, it's not as cheap as, like, other, like, idle games.
Didn't this just come out?
I was seeing, like... Yeah, it just come out i don't know i was seeing like
yeah it just came out yeah i haven't like really but i was seeing like i don't know like 0.1 ethers
i don't know i think it's i believe it's the number one gainer across all blockchains today
really yeah maybe i'll check it out i'm still playing this fucking deep
like dungeons bro i don't know why i'm keep playing this fucking deep play dungeons bro i don't know why i'm playing this shit it is not profitable i'll tell you that i was gonna say i feel like that's like
three games ago right like within the crypto yeah but you know what it is it's like that
it's like dude these ponzies fuck with you so much because as of now they're just like not profitable right but if
the coin goes up it's like wow all this work like it actually pays off and then on the opposite side
you're like fuck why didn't i fucking play this more you know like well what was the what was the
blast on crypto valleys right that that's yeah i feel like that's what i keep seeing bitcoin uh yeah but the problem
the problem with crypto valleys it was not profitable at all because you couldn't even
take out it was like a small leakage of like you could get your tokens so like that's why the price
of crypto valley just fucking absolutely that's why it moved. Okay, that makes more sense. Because you literally could not take out.
Like, there was a lockup period and then a small drip if you had, if I remember, if you had a certain amount of tokens.
And, like, you had to have, like, $100,000 worth.
And, like, it was only the whales were in it if you were, like, really fucking early.
But that's why, like, that Ponzi was, like, the true Ponzi. Like, you couldn't even cash out if you were like really fucking early but that's why like that Ponzi was like
the true Ponzi like you couldn't even cash out
ThreadGuy being an absolute fucking shambles
he went from the highest highs
you know what's crazy is like I think
all of us watched the token
drop and it's not like you could have cashed out, though.
That was the horrible thing.
It was like, you know, you couldn't do anything.
You just watched the price crash.
You see Soul Jakey got eliminated from Canadian Got Talent.
That's the other thing on my radar today.
I didn't even know he was on.
Well, I don't think you could watch it.
Unfortunately, he couldn't chill Solana because he was a mime.
So I don't think he was allowed to talk.
That's what he went with.
Well, he's been doing that bit forever
on TikTok. Yeah, but wasn't
he like, he was getting like tortured
with rubber bands. I don't know.
mime routine where he inflicts
That's what it was. Yeah.
Yeah, and then Jackass stole it
Jackass had to be first, though.
And then Jackass saw that, and they're like, that's great.
He's not even old enough for that.
Jackass is still making content?
This was from, like, quite a while ago when he was on YouTube.
This is pre-crypto. Oh, you're saying that Jackass is doing that now.
I'm saying that Jakey did it first.
And then Jackass saw that and they said, great idea.
Johnny, first of all, T-Flow, you definitely know.
Second of all, Bad Brothers, your fucking Zoomer is showing, dude.
The first jackass movie came out when I was in what, middle school?
Well, it wasn't just a movie.
Yeah, it didn't start as a movie.
Yeah, go change your diagram.
I just remember the movie came out.
Maybe even a VHS. I'm not sure.
You put movies on DVD, buddy.
But first, it was just like
burned DVDs sold out of the...
With Bam on Jaron's boys. And then Jackass fired up on MTV. First, no. First it was... No, it was CKY. First it was CKY. It was CKY.
With Bam on Jaron's boys.
And then Jackass fired up on MTV.
I remember those CKY fucking DVDs from back, back, back.
CKY 2K still fucking slaps.
And the movie he made Haggard.
I consider CKY a part of Jack. That's what it was.
Bam's freestyle on that was
Find me a fucking runner, dude. We'll talk about that.
killed the runner on my timeline.
No, I'm fucking LaBarbie.
never fucking just shill it.
Did somebody just think of that?
Or is it like a meme going around?
LeBron Barbie doll is literally coming out in two weeks.
So I was like, this is a no fucking brainer.
Wait, LeBron has a Barbie doll?
Yeah, he's the first athlete to ever get a fucking doll.
I feel like they should have chose a female athlete for the first Barbie.
Now, Bad Brothers, he's a
Ken Basseter. That's what it's called.
Yeah, he's a Ken Basseter.
I suck. Dude, I'm telling you, this market
everybody watches these wallets.
And if they don't ape, it's just like they don't have confirmation that they need to go in.
It's like so fucked how this market is today.
Dude, right before I hopped on here, I was like, oh, let me check Telegram.
oh let me check telegram i haven't looked at it in like an hour and a half i scrolled i feel like
I haven't looked at it in like an hour and a half.
every coin was scanned at 20k and the all-time high was like 30k i was like jesus christ dude
no there was there was um i want to say the market is picking up like in the if you wake up early
enough yeah picking up down no no if you wake up early enough i mean the market
actually was pretty good i mean you could get in you could get in like 30k and runners were going
to 700k so like those were cooks i mean we're back in the old days where like a million a million
market floor is just like you know the gold mine so, I fuck with that a lot. All right.
How many coins are over 500K in the last 24 hours?
You know what I mean on the meme scope?
Launched in the last 24 hours and still over 500k.
500k apply. Oh, don't look.
I wanted you to guess because you said
Dude, I'm right on the fucking computer.
I'm literally looking at the fucking monitor.
only two of them are over a million.
We're not heating up, dude. I didn't say sustainability. It's are over a million. I feel like... Damn. We're not heating up.
I didn't say sustainability.
I didn't say the fucking coins are sustainable right now because they're not.
It's just aggressive traders getting aggressive profits.
But like you can actually, you know, you can actually kind of get in early.
You can actually get in early.
Like when there's see, I would I would rather like this market when there's rather than hundreds and thousands of fucking coins being created and your mind is literally fucking Adderall.
Like it's it's absurd of how much like shit it takes to like try to fucking trade all these coins at once like these you could you could
you could trade like one or two coins and then wait for the next one and then wait for the next
one like when the market's hot bro you're trading like i don't know like 10 to 15 coins at a time
it's it's absurd jay it's darwinism at its fucking finest let's filter these fucks out it's been fucking we're way overdue way overdue bro
it's just it's just so it's so like it's so fucking stupid we give these guys platforms
to make them rich and then fucking people bitch about like why why the market is so fucked i mean
you guys are giving fucking these guys platforms to make money on you guys like i'm not talking
about the people on the state i'm just saying it's just like a stupid fucking market right now like the days
that you would buy something that you had like some kind of i don't know like ability to want
to trade and not like fucking trade on like all these wallets that are like so-called listen if
they didn't have fucking copy traders i can guarantee you they'd be dog shit traders and
you know why i can i could probably probably put 100k on the fucking line.
Let them fucking make a new wallet.
And then when they run it up.
I guarantee you they can't do that.
Oh and just because I got a quick second.
And you talk about jackass.
Fucking tell him loves it fucking to fucking rice man i heard you malik and i was like yeah fucking rice tell them man
this is a fucking this is a shit bro uh yo what's up guys uh how's everyone doing
is fucking people fucking ready to give up on crypto please i want everybody to leave
so i can make fucking the most shekels.
Love that you're barking up the wrong tree here, buddy, because I am literally so fucking
I am plowing what little fucking liquid.
As it trickles in from work, whatever I can hide from my wife finding out, it's just going
that's what a job is for dude i'm a hundred percent yeah that's the alpha guys get a fucking job
uh i'm a buyer at these prices i'm a buyer lower than these prices i'm a buyer fucking higher than
these prices because if you think this is actually over if you think this cycle is over oh my god
it's oh trump killed everything with the tariffs like honestly you
probably don't have any money to fucking throw anyway so just like shut the fuck up pack your
bags and leave all right we don't need you around here uh to the guy in my gc saying he's going to
700 well guess what i that means solana's going to eight dollars and you fucking deserve it and
the only thing i know is this shit goes down i I don't know. You can't really say that.
God damn it, bad brothers.
If I wanted someone to interrupt me,
I would have a conversation with my wife.
God damn it, bad brothers.
The only thing good about fucking my bags going down
is I know my my enemies bags are going
even farther down and i just like for if they're gonna if i'm gonna be in pain they're in much
more pain than i am because i got a little risk off fucking a little bit not as much as i should
have but hey man i'm fucking chilling bro like so i don't know fucking Fucking ride it out. I can stay irrational longer than my enemies can stay liquid.
Lobe Z, are you shorting ETH?
I'm shorting for fucking...
I won't say it because Ashley's told me about my language.
But you can imagine what I would say.
It sounded like you were making money.
I thought maybe you were shorting. I do you're making money. I thought maybe you were.
I just took money off the table.
It's better than hemorrhaging money.
People shorting shorting.
The crypto market is like betting the under in a game.
You're watching what your home is right.
There's a billion different coins,
but you're rooting for everyone to have.
You're rooting for everyone else to have a bad time,
No, just shorting. No, you are.
No, shorting ETH is, it's nothing like taking the under.
That's exactly like this.
I got a side with Bunny on here, dude.
It is very much like that.
Okay, well, then you know what you need to do, Malik?
You need to buy every coin that is on the market on all the chains because that's what Bunny's saying.
You have to love all of them.
You have to want everything to do well, right?
I mean, it's pretty simple, right?
If Bitcoin does well, everything else typically does well, right?
The market moves up and down.
I've seen Bitcoin go up a lot while ETH goes down a lot.
What are you talking about?
But we're not new highs, right?
Again, I got to tell you, dude, if we're talking about the majors, right?
If we're talking about the big four, right?
Bitcoin, Solana, Ethereum, Fartcoin, and you're shorting those,
you are actively rooting against your friends.
Well, I'm definitely rooting against you.
But I love that you're making money on it. Hey, let me let me get a thousand bucks dope send me a thousand bucks what's that
like four e3 crazy just just wait for eath to go up like 10 from like that 1400 bottom and then
short it and there's your thousand bucks i will say this man bunny malik key flow fucking at whoever was fucking bullish on
from far coin from the beginning man hey man you guys fucking i i'm happy for you guys man
that shit looks fucking resilient like a motherfucker bro far coin can't be stopped
far coin is inevitable dude it's the thesis is so simple we've everyone's been saying it
lobesy i literally tried to get lobesy to buy it this guy's like no hot ear falls
yo yo d train was telling me eight fucking mil all right yeah i well listen you can't you can't
it's not fucking pokemon i can't catch them all bro like it is what it is you know what i'm saying
like yeah but and i will catch farce
bro you just let them out that's a true terrible ouch yeah no the homies they're showing you at
eight mil bro you're like come on bro please like like hindsight 2020 but if your boys are
showing you at eight mil you're like bro i feel like that's the truth though man like
the market is conditioned me like this.
No, maybe in today's market, but that's when shit was well over 100 mil.
That was probably the best time to show something at 8 mil ever.
T-Flow's got a good point with that.
Yeah, hindsight is fucking such a wonderful thing, right?
Yeah, hindsight 2020, bro.
Bro, I remember someone was showing me Pe pepe at three mil and i was like
bro i'm not trying to be exit liquidity bro this isn't a hindsight thing there were all kinds of
coins that were like over 100 mil like well over 100 mil goats he was at the time like what like
500 mil yeah so like yeah but the flip side is that you said there was a bunch of coins that
were 100 mil there was thousands of coins that were fucking hemorrhaging by the second bro like you can't like you can't say like oh yeah there
were so many i'm not i'm not saying that i'm not saying that all i'm saying is that lobesy just
has ptsd from bidding ai coins i'm i'm telling you that no oh you're like the king of ai coins bro i fucking hated those lobesy was like yo bro
agi on ordinals like i'm about to bid that shit don't listen to this guy guys don't listen to him
dude yogi i was saying before i was like you when i first met yogi i was like dude this guy's like
such a smart fucking trader so great and then like all of a sudden he turned his DJ on and he turned it on at the wrong fucking time in the wrong fucking directions. God damn it Yogi. Like you're like anything you touch everything. Stop it. Stop it. Look I bought a wizard. Abracadabra my BTC is gone.
It's the best magic trick you've seen in a while.
Ashley, how does that make you feel?
I feel great about all the decisions.
I've made great decisions in the past couple months.
Is it weird to anyone that Fartcoin is 5x higher than Mog?
Because in my opinion. Not at all. mog is gay my my opinion i said this
earlier actually this is a great fucking question if you think about it we've just been showed a lot
of shitty shit over the the last year and there's always a good hitter here and there we just didn't
realize or believe it'd be fart coin because it was too good to be true in a world full of shit
no no pun intended so i just think the right think of your favorite big vc i think those
people are behind it that's what i think i think some profits does not speak for everyone that's
on the stage right now some of us thought that it was going to be the coin of the cycle just
yeah no no tweet flows the go i listen i as soon as d train said
coin of the cycle i already knew what time it was so fair enough i'm just speaking for everybody
else i may have a mush brain fart coins about to go to 500 billion we're getting a fucking etf
van x gonna file that shit it's about to replace the yen or the yuan we're about to do some tariffs
on farts it's gonna be great be great. No, think of that.
VanEck can rock get a pudgy penguin for a year,
and that price isn't going anywhere.
I mean, here's the thing.
Back to what Lobsy was saying, right?
Like, Lobsy, I get it, bro.
You got shilled in early.
You missed the Super Me Too.
Fucking D-Train was in the GC, shilling it. And I missed it, bro. You got shilled in early. You missed the suit. Me too. Fucking D-Train was in the GC
shilling it. And I missed it. I didn't get
in until like 80, I think
was the first time I got in. Right?
And then a little bit. And then like kind of
little, little, little drip, drip, drip
until I finally found the conviction. And then I
bought. And I bought all the way up. I think the fucking
highest I bought was like 1.3.
the fucking way back down but
like you're you have the opportunity right now down 60 on that buy it doesn't matter but but i'm
still way fucking up on the whole portfolio right like you still have an opportunity right now this
is a fucking ten dollar coin dude you either believe that shit in in deep in your colon
or you don't and if you do that's a fucking 20 extra
no no no malik actually no you know you don't know he did he did a great fucking way to describe
it but i'm not buying fucking shit right now man i'm weathering the fucking storm there'll be other
things for me to i i don't like i'm not one of those people that trip out like about missing things like dude like if i did that then i would have fucking i would have
taken a header off a fucking bridge a long time ago from all the shit that i've missed or fucking
fumbled like shit man like you gotta be like you gotta be listen to be in this space you have to
do there's two things you have to have an element where you can be a little bit dead inside when like the like the
the swings go like and not in your favor and you have to be able to compartmentalize that like
you know you're not going to be a part of everything and whatever right like so i can
root for my friends and like be happy that they're whatever uh bad brothers i don't know why like you
want to say mog is a gay coin because I didn't know a coin was a dude
like other dudes, but I don't know what the
look at shit like that and I don't look
at this shit except for like
and I'm happy that the market
is kind of correcting on it.
Don't get mad at me. Don't get mad at me.
I want to hear Bad Brothers.
Bad Brothers, why don't you like Mog?
Nah, I thought they don't like Mog.
I just think, I don't know, it's overhyped.
I never really fucked with it.
I think everything's dead.
I think all meme porn's dead.
I think we're all gonna die.
Wait, is it not possible for things?
Is it not possible for things?
What the fuck is wrong with y'all?
Isn't it like possible for things to have its own cycle?
Farcoin technically just got here
So I don't think it's like proper to like compare it to that
When Mog is like done through
Like I think it's in his retail era at the moment
So I think Mog absolutely goes higher
I just feel like Mog was like a meme
And now it's like a boomer meme No, you guys are are 100 right and that's why runes are gonna have their moment in
the sun just just just you wait just you how did we get here when did runes get brought up
i want to fucking run into your fucking home yogi with a fucking bomb fucking weight tied to my
fucking waist motherfucker if you just say that ever again
do you understand my fucking there's some bags that i have that are just dead and i don't even
want to look at them god you missed the vc last night did we crashed out pretty hard me and two
were having a good old time you you should have been there oh i miss dude i love a good to crash a few better few better at crashing out than toot man dude it
was so it was some unhinged crashing out this is a recorded space i can't even bring some stuff up
but there was some stuff that happened last night dude it was it was pretty bananas did you have ky
what's ky wow yo thanks for the bananas thanks for telling us i can't tell us about bro
well buddy this is a family friendly space right like as elf always says we have never
does this look like do you see alpha anywhere here i don't know dude it's recorded all i know
is that we talked a lot about butt sex
and uh and that's where the convo went okay uh speak of family family friendly spaces and that
butt sex and marat marat was wrong one of my favorite replies to him in the gc was like
my only goal in this space now is to get enough money to buy a time machine so I can travel back and
forth through time to fucking rape your
past and future bloodlines.
Oh shit, this is a recorded space.
I don't know. I always saw it.
I don't know. I listened to Maraud once and I just saw it
Are we bullish on Giga these days, Bad Bros?
I feel like you're a Giga guy.
That's actually a good question.
Tiger's facing 30 months.
He came to my space yesterday.
I'm shocked he even spoke.
He said he's going to fight.
My point, my question is if he beats the case, is this bullish?
Wait, real quick, what did he do?
I'll pin the, I'll pin something. What did he allegedly do?
He had like a Ponzi scheme.
Some type of crypto fund.
Is it based, it's not based off of Giga though, is it?
No, no, I think it's a fund. No, it's from shit that he did
before, like, with TradFi and shit like
that. The guy had to pay back, like, what,
three and a half mil? Which he did,
but he's... I don't know. He ain't
gonna... Like, I don't know how that...
Listen, he's lucky he's got only
30 fucking months, man. Like, good luck
Yeah, dude, that's a breeze sentence.
No, but imagine paying three mil's a breeze sentence 30 months imagine paying
three mil and then oh 30 months as well what you mean what what that's like it's because you
committed a crime that's that's why that happened now but like 30 months you can't even say that
right i feel like 30 months is like trying to like it's like 30 months right is two and a half years
Like let's just call it it. It just it doesn't sound as gangster when you say no half
I didn't I wasn't trying to be less
Trump will still be president when he gets up shut the fuck up like the 30 months
I'm sorry. I'm just rereading the post. It wasn't me trying to be cool or anything. I'm sorry, I was just rereading the post It wasn't me trying to be cool or anything, I'm sorry
No, I'm not saying it's you, I'm saying him
Him fucking me like 30 months
I'm facing 30 months, shut the fuck up
I don't think he wrote the article
About himself going to jail
I think 30 months is a long time
I don't want to go to jail for 30 minutes
Jail time is measured in years.
So that is the unit of measurement you use.
Otherwise, you are trying to fucking pump your number and make it sound more impressive.
I'm very impressed by that.
Well, I mean, when you have a baby, Malik, you don't say, oh, it's a half a year old.
You say six months old, you know?
But here's another thing I fucking hate.
And it was like, oh, yeah, my baby's like 18 months old.
I was like, no, no. Oh, yeah, not bad. We thing I fucking hate. And he was like, oh, yeah, my baby's, like, 18 months old. I was like, no, no.
We measure human life in years, motherfucker.
Once it hits 12 months, it's a year.
And the comments look pretty disgusting.
People look really angry, too, that they lost money.
But not necessarily in Giga, just in general.
Do y'all remember when he was so wrong about Fartcoin and
Yeah, that's why all of this...
Did Sonny actually go to money?
We bullied him into paying her money.
That's what Pete's good for.
He's good at being a fucking bulldog for your money that is not even his,
but he'll fight for it if he hates the person.
He's definitely asking for a piece of it, yeah.
Yo, Suni, let me get 50 bucks.
Damn, there's some fucking horrendous comments on here.
Holy shit. Yo, Malik, fucking horrendous comments on here. Holy shit.
Yo, Malik, are you into gaming coins these days?
The last entertainment system I owned,
the last video game system I owned,
Sega Genesis. 64. Nintendo 64.
You don't fucking play Halo?
In college freshman year, my buddy had fucking...
I used to go play at his place.
Mario Kart. Goldeneye. Goldeneye, dude. I will fucking... play it at his place. Mario Kart. Goldeneye.
Goldeneye, dude. I nailed it.
Malik, you're really messing
No, I'm literally doing the opposite
Xbox Live match playing Halo
I'm tired of this stupid fucking wizard.
It looks beautiful, Yogi.
You know what I think about daily?
when they're all like, dude, it hasn't even started yet.
Orangey will never let that down.
And he is like the only one who's skeptical.
He's like, I don't know, man.
Dude, that is so funny that he was like.
He called the precise top, at least the low-pop.
Because I don't think it's over, right?
But he was like, Donald Trump just launched a coin.
Like, who is bigger than Donald Trump?
And when I heard that, I was like, motherfucker's right, dude.
Just fucking plowed more money into the meme coin space.
Yogi, how does it feel that your wizard kind of looks like what I would imagine that you would look like if you were homeless panhandling for change after you lost all your money from
crypto your wizard looks like you would look like if you had spent all your money on your wizard
you guys can make fun of the Wizards all you want.
Watch this be a half a million on the wrist soon, all right?
Yeah, not for long, Bunny.
We're in a bear market, okay?
Give Wizards a break. We're about to be under mint price, Bunny. We're in a bear market, okay? Eat that $1,400. Give Wizards a break.
Why don't you chill out, Bunny?
Let's chill with the fucking throwing rocks in a glass house here.
Dude, our floor price is terrible,
but we've never gone under mint.
I can stay that confident.
There's never been an NFT
That's quite literally never happened in NFTs.
Should I go back to a Zuki?
You want me to go back to an Zuki?
Ask me just being bag biased.
But I'm telling you the old, the old, the old Yogi. I won't lie. Ashley's just being bag biased. But I'm telling you,
She wants you to rep her bags on the timeline, but she won't
even rep her own bags all the time.
Ashley, you need to rep your wizard.
You minted like ten of those.
Hold on, hold on. I don't think there's anything wrong with wanting other people to show your wizard. You minted like 10 of those. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I don't think there's anything wrong with wanting other people to show your bags for you.
Yeah, but Ashley, you took a fucking shower for those bitches, didn't you, or some shit?
Like, after you did all that work, put it on the PFP.
Excuse me, I did five quests, okay?
Okay, I think that's good. Oh, I'm sorry. Okay, my bad. I didn't... Yeah. Okay.
One of them was a shout-out.
And, like, Photoshop your face onto the wizard, and that could be your PFP.
That would actually look hilarious.
Whenever Ashley chastises me, I just, like, pretend I'm speaking to my wife.
And it just keeps saying it in repeat until, like, I'm out of the doghouse. Smart man. I do the same thing. Golden,
what's up? New list alert. No, I just realized something, actually. That pinned tweet you have above about tiger it actually answers the suspicion i had for a long
time do you guys know what it is let's hear it he's a fed
so if you look on the page there's a reference to, it says 5K 1.1 motion by the government granted.
You see that language there?
You know what that means?
One is a motion by the U.S. government, i.e. Department of Justice, i.e. United States,
saying that the court should go below the recommended guidelines or a mandatory minimum
because the defendant, here's a key word, has provided substantial assistance in the, guess
what, the investigation or prosecution of another person, okay, another person.
So here, now ask yourself, the substantial cooperation doesn't have to actually be successful,
and it's solely within the discretion of the Justice Department as to whether they even want to recommend,
and then the judge has to accept it or not accept it.
So I won't say much more, but that's all public.
That's what I was looking for, 5K 1.1.
The motion will be sealed.
You can't read it on the docket because it talks about what he's actually been doing,
probably including as to who.
But now you need to ask yourself, and I'll leave you guys to think about it in peace and silence,
I'm joking, about who he could have been potentially cooperating against in this space
including maybe some of his closer confidants and then ask yourself whether
you qualify as any of those persons or if you've ever associated it all right
enjoy it I didn't even buy the fucking coin let's go wait golden before you go
all right what do you want I don't like to talk about this subject, but this was like, I just realized this.
No, this is just a broad question.
As to that, does the cooperation have to be relevant to or pertinent to the specific case or could be anything?
And it has to be for another person in the investigation or the prosecution. It could be completely unrelated. Right. So if he's convicted and he pled guilty, which, by the way, Prof, you said that he said on your space that he was going to fight it.
a plea. He entered a guilty plea. There's probably a waiver of appeal, right? So maybe he needs to
get a better lawyer next time. But what was he saying exactly?
I'll send the recording after this to be more specific. It's 1020 and my brain is right. But
basically alluded to the fact that it's true. He is facing that and that he's not going to stop
fighting it. And he's said his wrongs and admitted what he's done wrong and that he's not going to stop fighting it and he's said his wrongs
and admitted what he's done wrong and that it's old stuff.
He can't fight it if he has an appeal waiver unless he can show that it wasn't known involuntary
at the time he did it, that he had ineffective assistance of counsel or some other exceptional
circumstance which is almost never granted by a federal judge.
So basically he's bullshitting again.
How convincing do you have to be to enter an insanity play?
It's not something retroactive.
You don't think I could win you?
It's just like that in the movies, right?
You don't think I could wing it?
I don't know about you, but...
Some people in this space definitely could.
Anyway, I don't want to say any more,
but you really should be asking yourself
targets. Targets is a language
they actually use for investigations.
By the way, I don't know what I'm talking about either.
All right, see you later.
Bye, Golden. Have a nice night.
That was incredibly insightful.
whether it be in his inner circle or
outside of his inner circle.
He potentially already has. So that's crazy. He potentially could
Only because it's just like, I don't know, they just dropped
anything like Golden said, but
When the Three Musketeers start facing the government, which they probably already are,
we could assume who's going to be doing the snitching.
All I know, Prophet, is who's going to have the best suit.
Dude, Bad Brothers, I hear what you're saying, but this guy literally was a life spacer.
He was on spaces like 24 fucking 7.
If he's not throwing motherfuckers in this space under the fucking bus, then who was he?
Because he was not with anybody fucking else because he was always here, bro.
Like, it doesn't fucking take it.
We want two plus two equals. It could be something like golden said,
if he just cooperated and didn't,
they didn't convict anyone or anything.
He could have cooperated and they dropped that other case eventually.
but he probably will cause a sealed nightmare.
probably not allowed to talk about it.
So I guess we just got to speculate wildly,
new list alert new list alert
it's too close yo can i replay this real quick buddy yeah go for it
wait till i gotta tell you to stop believing you're reading on crypto twitter
look i just put it in our group chat because i was like damn i was like he went to jail and then i'm gonna come on
but uh he's on the stage now tiger so we'd be buying giggle at these levels
i'm always going to some giga um but yeah i was sentenced to jail uh that's not uh that's not fake news um but uh what i will say is i fight until the bitter end man i'm just telling you didn't do nothing man just send them the bread and just tell me you
didn't do nothing bro brother i've been on house arrest for going on three years bro
they can't put me in jail They can't put me in jail.
They can't put you in jail.
You're way paler than I am.
He said they can't put you in jail because you're way more paler than I am.
But my assault, I'm going to get off.
I've been on house arrest.
But, no, I was sentenced.
But, you know, I'm not proud of my past.
You guys should never break the law.
I made some mistakes when I was drummer.
And it happens, you know.
But, you know, I would theoretically have to surrender in three months, but I will be fighting until
the bitter end, like I said.
So I'm not going anywhere.
I couldn't believe you said that.
I don't know if you guys want to keep hearing, but yeah, that's it.
is it reasonable to assume that it's probably not crypto for what he snitched on,
Because this didn't even happen
That's literally why I asked Golden
as to whether the information
And Golden said, no, absolutely not.
We get it. You're a lawyer. He said he was young. And Golden said, no, absolutely not. So, like, that's why I asked if, you know, exactly that. So, no.
I mean, he said he was younger.
He's done when he was younger.
I was younger fucking one minute ago, dude.
I went right over my head.
Like, I heard him say that, too.
And I was like, if he's like, you know, a sneaky fucker, he's like kind of playing semantics. Like, yeah, technically, I'm not that too and I was like if he's like, you know a sneaky fucker He's like kind of playing semantics like yeah, technically
I'm not proud of things I did when I was younger. I was younger fucking yesterday
Wait, he's hold on. He said this too
No, there's like you didn't do anything crazy
I'm not gonna be specific, but you know, I am pursuing a number of avenues
But I am accepting, you know,, but I am accepting wrongdoing.
That's what I was trying to say.
Because I believe that that is the right thing to do when you are wrong.
And you live and you learn.
And luckily it happened when I was younger.
It could have been worse.
Could have been worse, but I'm using a number of channels to see what my options are, but I'm not going to be specific.
But like I said, I will be fighting this until the end.
At that point, I realized I was like, I feel like I'm incriminating even more.
Let me just stop asking him things.
So Malik, what fighting is there left to do after you plead guilty yeah i i don't know because based on what
gold was saying by the way this is can you appeal a sentence my area of the law what what gold was
saying no because once you plead guilty right it's it's in the court's hand and then the government
can make a recommendation which is what golden was was referencing that he saw on there, based on cooperation or providing useful information or whatever the exact terminology is.
But ultimately, it's in the court's hands.
So there's no guarantee. one year, even though it's a, whatever, five years is the typical sentence here, but the judge doesn't have to follow the
government's recommendation.
In terms of, Bunny, I forgot what you asked, but
Yeah, like, how do you fight once you plead guilty?
To me, I always assumed that that meant
the fighting was over. I would say he was probably fighting
saying that to fucking, you know,
whatever, make himself feel good.
Yeah, that's why I wanted you guys to hear his voice.
If he really wants his best option, what he should do
is take his Giga port, right, fucking liquidate
that full port into Trump
the fucking White House and be like,
yeah, I'll have on a pardon.
I just realized something also as soon as I got off.
So this is what you should ask him.
I don't want to get him involved.
Should ask him when he actually has to report to the Bureau of Prisons.
He said in three months from now?
He said technically in three months I need to turn myself in.
However, I'm going to go all the way down to that.
Yeah, you want to know why he's doing that probably?
You're going to enjoy this.
It's staying in line with the theme that I mentioned earlier.
This is all pure speculation
okay like nobody read too much into this okay i don't know what i'm talking about i wasn't like
an apprentice to a federal judge and right-hand man for like a couple years i don't know what
i'm talking about i don't have any idea about how things work but anyway the what okay, so you're right, Bonnie, this is why I said, maybe I just spoke too fast earlier and was tired, but it's almost impossible, yeah, to appeal.
If you have a waiver of your appeal as part of your plea agreement, which is customary, right?
Why would you, it's an agreement, it's a contract.
Why would you enter a plea agreement?
Why would the government want to do a plea agreement where the defendant can then later repeal it?
It's stupid. So it defeats the purpose. So that's why you almost always have them.
So here's the thing, though. This is why I came back on.
Because, and this is why I asked the question about when he has to report, like what's the actual deadline?
Because once you're sent to prison, the only way that you can get out earlier, there's very few exceptions.
Okay. One is for what they call good time behavior. It's not guaranteed. It's a recommendation
by the Federal Bureau of Prisons based upon your behavior in prison. And I think it has like a
maximum of like a 10% reduction in what you're actually ever sentenced to.
You know what the other one is?
Substantial assistance or cooperation.
Continuing to work with the government and the prosecution investigation of others.
So this is purely hypothetical, purely speculation, not legal advice, nor do I mean to interfere with anything.
If he doesn't have to go back or doesn't have to report for another three months,
and he's already been sentenced pursuant to a 5K 1.1 motion,
which indicates that he's at least attempted to provide, prior to that date,
which has already happened, substantial assistance,
then I think it's reasonable to believe
that he's continuing to cooperate against other persons
up until the moment he steps into prison.
And maybe if he's actually getting somewhere
he might even get an extension of time
because once he goes into prison,
the information he can provide
tells in comparison likely.
Complete speculation, don't read too much into it.
I don't wanna answer any questions about it,
from my experience in Minecraft.
Alright, I'm not going to say any more.
but ask yourself, who are potential targets?
hope you guys are all nice and
I'll give some non-legal life advice.
Maybe go and check if you're in a group chat with Tiger and get the fuck out of there.
I've said this for a while.
Not as legal advice, just as pure practical advice.
That's why if you guys ever add me to a chat,
first thing I do is I look at who's in there
and there's like a single person on there
who belongs on a list of some sort, okay?
I'm leaving immediately within nanoseconds, all right?
Yeah, and it'll happen again.
Test me. But the, anyway. Yeah, and it'll happen again. Test me.
Yeah, I think I'm joking.
That's all public information when I was reading, guys. That's not, like I said, what he actually did, they're sealed briefs by the Department of Justice of the United States for a reason, because they don't want you to know.
So, like, don't get involved with it.
It's just something to possibly infer based upon public records.
Never talk about this again.
Well, I can tell you Sonny's above reproach, right?
Like, if there's one person I can guarantee is safe, bro, Sonny.
Okay, I was going to say he's on my list.
Sonny the girl who always comes on here.
Her wallet's going to come up in court.
And then he didn't want to pay.
And then absolutely hounded him to death. And he paid the bet. And then he didn't want to pay and then absolutely hounded him to death
and just shit on him every which way
until he finally capitulated and paid.
Hey guys, you like to be interviewed by the FBI
as fact witnesses as part of an investigation?
Does that sound fun to you guys?
I don't answer questions, Golden.
How do you think most communication is done these days?
The man's spitting bars right now.
I have no problem answering the FBI.
They're really like, what?
Say you don't answer any questions, and then you wait for your lawyer.
Good thing my lawyer is Malik.
I'll probably be in the room next to you.
Bunny will just show his fucking P&L and that's his, that's his insanity.
Uh, but now Bunny would rat on you though, Malik.
They go in the Bunny room.
They'd be like, yeah, we got Malik right next door.
He's singing like a canary.
And Bunny would just be like that son of a bitch.
Yeah. Here's, here's the nice thing about not doing fucked up and shady shit.
Take every single group chat I got.
Take every fucking email I've got.
Take every text message I've got and put it in front of a goddamn jury, dude.
I sleep like a baby at night, dude.
I don't give a flying fuck.
Some of y'all got to reflect on whether you can say the same.
I mean, I would be gelled, but the jury would not look at me nicely.
Hey, Gino, a bunch of people were calling Ma dead before.
A bunch of people, yeah, it was just me.
Specifically Bad Brothers.
Has he looked at all his bags lately?
Oh, you said it was gay. You said it was gay. Oh, you said it was gay.
You said it was gay or it was dead?
Yeah, I just think the meme's like, you know, it's two years old at this point.
That's just the word, you know?
Well, that's something I'd be thinking.
Insult versus technical analysis, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, the thing is that Mog isn't a meme, so
I don't really know what you're getting at.
Mog is a lifestyle. It's a culture coin.
I can't say the same for your
though, Bad Brothers, so I don't know if we want to
really start throwing shots
at bags. Hey, I don't throw any, JL.
People are asking me things. Hey, hey, I throw any, JL. People are asking me things.
Hey, hey, I'm just, you know, hey.
You're saying things, you know?
Just two guys chatting it up here.
I don't, you know, I like OMB.
You think I could get my insanity plea accepted if I just show them my PFP?
And I'm like, hey, man, I've owned this.
Maybe. You could show them the half a and I'm like, hey man, I've owned this. Maybe.
the half a million on a wrist tweet
and tell them that you still have the PFP.
Bunny, show them the chart.
You mean where it's at right now?
Just show them today's fucking chart.
You know, how are you holding up?
I did. Because, like, I mean, at this point, you know. just did you really so fucking shitty did you actually i did i did because because like
i mean at this point you know guys at this point what the fuck am i gonna do you know
you know i've been i've been dcaing my hands are are are just um blood red because i've just been
catching a falling knife for two weeks and I'm buying Bitcoin
I'm DCA and I'm DCA and I you know, I got Eric Trump
I'm I'm in a group chat with Hegseth and Eric Trump and we're just trying to figure out
Telling me to keep buying trust me trust me, you know, so I don't know
I don't know he should have today really I mean he I think he accidentally
He should have really I mean he I think he accidentally
Yeah, now's when yet now is when you're supposed to like cuz now's when you can look smart, you know
I think it was the schedule maybe that's Trump's least favorite child
No, he was supposed to it was supposed to be scheduled for now, but he just sent it out then by accident
I think that's what happened. Exactly what I was
I mean, it's a great point.
I had this weird thought today. You want to hear it?
You think Elon has a team that
trades meme coins, but like just a
I think that's definitely possible considering he has a team of people
that game for yeah i was just thinking like i was gonna fucking say that's yeah beat you to it
beat you to it like of course like not like he doesn't he knows about memes and stuff like that
but like it'd be cool to see like i don't know i was thinking about that like that would be
fucking crazy if he has like a, a team that actually trades.
Yeah, well, then he would be committing crime, though, right?
Because he's pumping, he's pumping bags.
He's, like, in the government now, so.
I mean, they don't, yeah, they don't commit crimes.
Yeah, but, you know, like, Trump released the soul coin.
It's not really his, you know. it's just like a subsidized fucking group.
I just thought about like, yeah, I guess.
No tariffs on meme coins.
Yeah, because you don't have to pay.
Those capital gains, brother,
they're going to be gone.
Well, that's not true at all, Jay, because if I lose any more money on meme coins, my wife's going to tear off my dick.
Nice. And that's a good joke.
And that's really and that's and that's a really good pun.
Have you been saved in my draft?
I figured. Yeah, that was that.
It's been saved in my draft for a couple of money.
Bunny, that's one you can bunny. That's one you can break out maybe on the timeline tomorrow morning.
Yeah, I'm there for it, dude.
You better tweet that now.
break this down right now but uh the thing is it's it is more of an of an audio joke right because
uh like spelling out doesn't look a thing right so sonically they sound alike but when you like
visually i don't know how to to type because i feel like it doesn't make as much sense when you
right because then i'd have to like do, do I spell it differently the second time?
That's kind of where my head is.
Can't wait to see this on the next Gino video.
Do you need help writing it?
I don't need help writing.
It's just like, do I spell tariff the way tariff's spelled the second time?
Yeah, you have to spell it tariff.
She's going to tariff my dick.
Well, it's tough because it's...
Yeah, well, it's exactly...
it sounds like you're saying she's going to tax your dick.
With every input or every import that she takes from your...
I don't want to get into your sex life.
I think you got to go with spelling it tear off.
Yeah, and just hope people can say it out loud, you know, and if they're too dumb to get the joke fuck them anyway
Right, right, right fair. Yeah
Anyway, how's everyone else feeling up here? I just joined or is we all glooming? Dude, we had a whole fucking legal.
We went to court with Golden for a minute there, learned about sentencing and cooperation guidelines for confidential informants.
All kinds of fun shit, man.
Yeah, TLDR, the Giga guy pleaded guilty and got a reduction in his sentence for cooperation.
Not the guy on the fucking picture for the coin.
Yeah, the Giga guy is fucking the jackax guy with the jawline, right?
Jay refuses to give us any runners.
That was actually on a dip before.
I meant to ask you if that was the dip to buy.
Nah, you see, like, I think of like a cur i always think of a courtesy
call like if i don't have you in at like a hundred k then i just feel like i don't know i feel like
i'm just like dumping on you it's just like wrong like i don't know i have more don't buy it at 360
is what you're saying no i wouldn't why there's another one that will come, right? Why the R&R?
I can't believe you guys are buying
fucking meme coins right now.
You guys are psychopaths.
You guys are psychopaths.
I've got a job. I'm not buying shit right now.
Trenches are decent right now.
Yeah, trenches are cooking.
I'm sure they are because people
like me are just not participating.
It's actually much calmer.
I like this kind of trenching than fucking months ago.
That's just like, bro, just slam your head through a fucking wall.
Well, all the insiders are gone.
So now I feel like if you're good at trading like Jay, you can kind of just really cook.
Because you're kind of just going off.
Like, it's just like, whoever pitched this fucking idea of like, if you want to make
millions, find your coffee trader.
It's just like, it's so not organic now.
Like those guys just need to wash away.
And until then that will happen.
People actually buy something that they're not convicted on,
but just like know what the fuck they're buying,
think about the beginning of NFTs,
Like I feel like most of the buying was still done on copy trading,
It was just like a different form of it,
You're waiting for like a tweet from a KOL,
you had enough, you kind of had your own opinion because of art and like vibes and stuff like that.
Like nowadays, bro, I can like, fucking KOL can shill a fucking dildo, bro.
And everybody's like, holy shit, it's the dildo.
And just go fucking mad bull.
Fucking ticker dildo. What's the ticker? I don't know.
No, but it's just like no one's... I mean, of course it's shit coins.
Like, I've been doing shit coins since, like,
it's just, like, to the point that, like,
no one even knows what they're fucking aping.
They're just watching these wallets like
back in like i don't know a year ago when or like i don't know two years ago in the trenches is like
you actually kind of knew what you were buying and you got bullish on that concept and if it
fucking mooned it mooned if it didn't but now it's just like they look at the ticker they look at
who's fucking aping and if they bought and sold it's just like oh well he sold so i'm not bullish anymore so it's just like
it's just like it's just fucking beta fucking energy
yeah sounds horrible i'm all set um good luck with that though guys no no so my objective is
is i'm getting in so early that now it's my time because I'm turning on all my fucking bots.
I'm just going to, they're going to see how it feels.
So, demon times are really coming.
I'm not the host, but I'll just call on you because your hand's up.
your hands up appreciate that i'll do bunny's job for him i don't know what the fuck he's on
I'll do Bunny's job for him.
I don't know what the fuck he's doing.
i was gonna say that i just thought of this earlier today because
dust it off one of those old metamask wallets that i have there um and i just couldn't believe
how easy it was to like swap i just you know not even being funny i'm like oh shit it's like
gas fees anymore it uses the actual native coin so all all these new features. What if we had all these features ready in 2021?
How different would the market be?
And I ask that because I feel like there was so many forced launches because of the volume
and obviously the people not caring to spend $3K on an other side mint and gas fees.
But wouldn't it be such a different, wouldn't it be more bullish if we had the working,
I don't know, am I crazy?
Like, because now you hear shit, nobody's excited.
Nobody cares that you're not paying any fees anymore.
Nobody's even mentioning your shit.
How about the fact that now WalletGuard is literally embedded in MetaMask?
How many people would have not gotten absolutely rugged, right, and trained?
Like, yeah, it'd be a different world.
But you know what? That shit fucking made us stronger. Like, we, and trained. Right. Yeah, it'd be a different world. But you know what?
That shit fucking made us stronger.
We are fucking, like, literally just, like, shell-shocked PTSD fucking veterans.
We're, like, all traumatized.
I'm, like, the only one that clicks, like, so much fucking links. Like, I don't fucking, please. I'm like the only one that clicks so much fucking links.
Please, just fucking drain me already.
I've been here for a decade.
I have a wallet address that you can...
Yeah, I mean, if you really...
Fucking just rug the living shit out of me.
I don't give a fuck anymore.
You know how you get those, like, Solana meme coin airdrops that'll be worth, like, a dollar, 20 cents?
I almost swapped one of them yesterday.
There's not much in this wallet anyway.
Just to see what happened? You were just running tests? Yeah. I was like well just to feel something much in this wallet anyway
Just to see what happened
Trial and error man. Yeah, I'm actually curious
That's the level of boredom we're out right now
Yeah, just the poo going our wallets
Russian roulette with our wallets Jesus guys, guys. It's not that bad.
I mean, ETH is lower than it has been in 760 days.
Let me tell you how bad it is.
Bunny, you know the... What's the name of that girl that everybody got really mad at?
She's always a soul jakey.
She tweets about soul all the time.
something like, if you had $1,000
to invest in crypto right now, what would you invest
going to send it, because it's an
objectively, it's a pretty funny tweet.
And then I thought, man, there might actually
be somebody thinking about killing themselves
that's going to read this tweet right now.
That's how bad it is right now.
Yeah, the market's bad if suicide jokes aren't.
I just can't even make a fucking suicide joke anymore, you know?
You're so empathetic, though.
They've taken everything from you.
You know, I'm such an empath.
Something about me, Ashley.
I'm really such an empath, you know?
I'm not sure if you're about me, Ashley. I'm really such an empath, you know.
I'm not sure if you were looking for sympathy there, Gino,
saying, like, oh, I can't make my joke because all these idiots lost so much money.
Like, that's how I took it.
Yeah, it wasn't really empathy.
It was more like, yeah, yeah like i just fucking despise
people said they lost so much money is it potentially money that you lost or they just
lost it all what would you say oh i mean wrong trips yeah wrong wrong i've been most people move on you know yeah well you know let
me tell you let me tell you a little lesson uh that i once upon a time i went to the casino
right i used to be a big i mean i still am a gambling addict but this is when i was a trad
a trad casino gambling addict and uh i i think this is like in college. I didn't really have a lot of money.
And I basically like ran up, probably ran up like $100 into like maybe like $500, which is a shitload of money for me at the time.
And I was at the same blackjack table.
And then I probably left the table with like $150 and I said as I
was leaving well I was I guess I was just playing with house money and the fucking dealer who was
like a super nice jolly old guy who was like oh yeah just kind of Josh with me the whole time he
got dead fucking serious and he said listen you're a young kid don't ever fucking say that again it's
your money if you take it off the table that's what he said to me
and that really stuck with me uh i haven't took in his advice it's been about 15 years but
it still sticks with me i wish he said this in 2021 motherfucker that's great advice
yeah yeah it's really good advice but for those listening who do have that discipline um
great advice for you guys.
I'm going to keep around flipping now because it builds your character.
I'll play devil's advocate and say that the people doing the most complaining came up actually significantly high, especially around the Trump launch, and have given the money all back to the market and then some.
Yeah, because they didn't take profits off the table.
No, they took profits and then like, oh, I'm a meme coin trader now i'm the goal i can make my own fnf group
right but but then they didn't really take into web three items tweets when that motherfucker's
on a hot one midday bangers now see i'm gonna go opposite of you guys here uh fuck those guys
right fuck those guys who take money off the table because if they
didn't right if no one ever actually cashed out profits like moved it to a fucking bank right
then the market cap would never go down right like the crypto it would only grow and it would
just be the money sloshing around from one thing to the next and and you know you'd have infinite
chances to to make it all back right
before you give it all back at some point but but it's these it's these extractive motherfuckers who
care more about themselves uh and and cashing out their wins they're the real enemy here guys if you
know anyone who's moved crypto uh to a bank account yeah block them immediately oh i live on crypto
see the smart thing is quit your fucking job.
Put yourself in an area that you're vulnerable that you always have to fucking cash out.
That's how you build character.
Are you evolving right now?
It sounds like my camera will fall out.
Dude, you guys don't get it.
This is the 5D chess that Trump is playing.
He wants to make America great again and strong again.
So he is making his citizens poor.
To build character, right?
To build a resilience, backbone.
Ashley, we don't want the Americans being entrepreneurial or starting businesses or going into tech.
We want them in those sweatshops.
We want to build character in the sweatshops, in the manufacturing, like my great-grandparents did in Detroit, Michigan, building the Model T.
That's where we're in the mind.
What happened to the good old days where you didn't have to pay
for child care when you could just
sit in to a sweatshops, dude?
Well, Ashley, great news, great news.
And Gino, really dovetailing off what you're saying.
free state of Florida, Ron DeSantis,
both of those thoughts into consideration.
we going along with the Trump plan, he is letting, he's relaxing the child labor laws.
So here's the thing, Ash.
Not only do you not have to pay for truck here, you can send the little fuckers to work and their money.
And Malik, Malik, the good news.
And Malik, Malik, the good news.
Talk about economic flywheel.
Malik, the good news, they don't have mandatory lunch breaks anymore.
So they can power through those lunch breaks at 15 years old.
Yeah, they don't need it.
And even better news, while they're malnourished, you know, because we don't, there's no, we're losing so many miles.
Because we're, you know, we're just deporting citizens.
and the children get to work,
while you're at work because
you have to go back to work.
I'm going to get too political.
I know everybody's looking.
The lunch break's totally unnecessary.
Those kids, I know, they were
just slamming a prime and like a mr beast
chocolate bar and then brain rotting on tiktok for the other 14 minutes of their lunch break so
that that's called inefficiency exactly you can do that on the assembly line you can in fact you
could be you could why not set up a mic and here's the thing you know florida is the is the capital
of entrepreneur bros so why not set up a camera on
that assembly line start a podcast while working and and and you could even go live on twitch and
talk about how you need to grind you know instead of quitting that nine to five turn that nine to
five into a five to five no no no you know because now you're like that you want to work for your
boss okay what you want to do is do a tiktok shop for the product that you're like that. You want to work for your boss. Okay. What you want to do is do a Tik TOK shop for the product that you're
assembling on the assembly line.
And that's what you're going to do.
that might be the most brilliant thing I've ever heard.
That's what that's capitalism right there.
And all they have to do is have a huge TV that everyone in the fucking,
on the line can see and just they have to do is have a huge TV that everyone in the fucking, you know, on the line can see.
And just hire someone to scroll.
Just to doom scroll TikTok and keep everyone entertained.
They won't even know they're working, dude.
This is the golden bull run that we're.
Who's building this tech?
I think you guys should just go full time into the trenches with me.
Sounds like a, it sounds like a better plan.
We're about to be in the literal fucking trenches, Jay.
I'm about to have to fucking...
You rinse your coffee traders.
You're going into the fucking oil mine.
I don't rinse my coffee traders.
I did that on purpose to show, and then I gave all that money away.
So you rinsed them to get the money away?
Yeah, I rinsed them for $40,000, I rinsed them for $40,000.
I rinsed them for $40,000.
I gave it all the way on Twitter.
No, yeah, I remember that.
The fucking Robin Hood of the trenches, guys.
Bro, at the end of the day, it's all fake money.
No, Robin Hood stole money from the government.
Just convince yourself it's fake money.
And it's just fucking good.
Not everyone is meant to be a full-time trader, Jay.
Robin Hood was stealing from the rich.
Jay stole from the already poor.
No, he was stealing from the government.