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Never Goon Love Island - 🔋 by @Toshibet
Recorded: Sept. 2, 2025 Duration: 2:30:15Space Recording
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Thank you. You
you Michael requests. you you
you yo what up we finna get started in a second man we just having a deep conversation
we're late late late night late night in la just touched down seeing the city you know we
cool but no i was saying i started with uh, 50 followers a year and two, three months ago now.
A year and two months now, yeah.
Just consistency, right?
That shit up.
So what I would do is I'd just, like, I'd hop in all the spaces.
I'd fucking, I'd talk to as many people as I can, ask questions.
Like, because I was really just trying to learn as much as I could about crypto and what the social side of that looks like.
You know, like, what the social side of that looks like, you know,
like what the intricacies of it is like the history, like shit,
that shit, that like what happened during FTX, what that felt like,
all that type of stuff, man.
That's just hella smart.
And doing so I met a lot of cool people too.
I think the one thing that I really am, like, so happy and proud about this space is, is that, like, in a way, we're just average Joes.
But, like, we're, like, we're so far advanced in certain, like, levels.
It's just like, bro, you're an intelligent motherfucker, you know?
Like, I hope people tell you that.
Like, you're smart as shit, bro.
Appreciate it.
Yo, you know, you in the space, too, now.
You can just...
Actually, I don't know if we can both unmute at the same time, but shit like that, bro.
What's up, y'all?
Welcome to space.
We're really just chilling, smoking the blunt, you know, on some late night shit.
I was surprised that you started the space.
I was like, doesn't this motherfucker only host during the day?
Yeah, bro.
It's a new thing.
We're trying
something new shit yeah i used to be like heavy on the spaces uh during 2022 summer um fall and
then 2023 but for me like the vibes kind of fell off so i just stopped coming on the vibes fell
off why you say that uh i guess
like the people that i was kicking it with um on salon and shit i mean once nfts were kind of
um simmering down you know i'm saying that's when the the vibes are kind of falling off it was more
just like uh i don't even know. Because all your boys spent, like,
two, three hundred fucking soul on
fucking decots.
Nah, nah, not even, bro.
I'm telling you, like, the spaces, like,
they, after 2022, bro,
they just, they weren't the same, bro.
I'm telling you, that shit was peak, bro.
Utes and shit.
Who was hosting during that time?
During that time, I mean, I was hosting, too.
I was getting a couple hundred consistently.
But the biggest people were like Shill and Villain.
Shill and Villain was the biggest.
And then, what, Threadguy, Leap.
Leap emerged like the end of 2022.
Solid.
But Shill and Villain was running shit 2022 summer.
That shit was actually like a comedy
show bro that's really funny dude he would just have nft projects on and the whole job was just
to cook the fuck out of whoever's on bro that shit kuro was there wow uh air airby was there too
rb i forget how to say your fucking name
My bad bro
Arabi Arabi
Damn you know him since 2022
You can't say his name
Yeah bro
That's crazy
To be real
I still don't know if it's Arabi or Arabi
But I would say Arabi
He's never
Just call me donkey bro
Just call me beans on toast
Whatever
Whatever mate
Is that Michael
You talking about
You know what
Y'all's women are lame fam
Yo I tell you what bro
Wait what women
Yo British
Yeah you're crazy bro
What are you talking about
Cause when I went to America
It was like I see a model 24-7 bro
The girl I'm talking to is a model
Stop lying Yeah that's uncommon bro I see a model 24-7, bro. The girl I'm talking to is a model.
Stop lying. Yeah, that's uncommon, bro.
I see more trans people than I do, like, pretty girls.
Oh, bro.
I like this late night space, bro
Because it's literally morning time for me
Bro, it's almost 4am
I'm hitting the yard
Vibing, bro
Vibing
So, what's been going on in crypto
For the last few days, guys?
Anything interesting?
Any drama?
Anybody die? Yo, somebody came back from the dead few days, guys. Anything interesting? Any drama? Anybody die?
Yo, somebody came back from the dead, though, dog.
Oh, fucking...
The Zero Bro guy, right?
Yeah, Zero Bro.
What's his name, Michael Lee?
He came back, bro.
Whoa, what the fuck?
Wait, you're Michael Lee.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, don't put me on that shit.
Chill out.
Chill out, bro.
What the fuck?
Shit.
Nah, but, um.
What's up?
The alarm.
Oh, yeah.
Let me get to it.
Yo, Never Goon.
Get up here, man.
You lurking.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
Man, Never Goon here in real life right now.
Never Goon IRL.. Never going IRL.
Never going IRL.
Hey, bro, them IRLs hit, dog.
Same.
Never going IRL.
What's going?
Man.
I got the meta glasses, bro.
I'm finna get like you.
A word?
Hell yeah.
What's your pickup line?
How you gonna start?
Shit.
My whole shit is
unemployed, so I'd be like,
have you ever dated somebody that was unemployed?
And they'd be like,
if they're like, yes,
I'd be like, yeah, you know us unemployed do be
with the huss, though. And then
they say no. I'm like,
why not? They like job financial stability
i'm like nah fuck all that hey my life a movie i just click buttons on pump fun like fuck fuck
with your home your man talking about clocking in now i'm click clacking buttons y'all saying saying print money yo tight shit
I said some great shit
you know how I talk to girls
you know how I get those numbers
you get those numbers there B
you can say whatever if you good with your words
I have like a 50% success rate
it don't fucking matter what you say bro
nah you said something right there
no I didn't say a single word
yo do women not carry in Nashville?
Carry?
What the fuck are you talking about in Nashville?
Wait, wait, Mike, are you in Nashville?
Yeah.
Man, what?
Oh, you in Nashville too?
Or is that where you from?
I'm about to be.
Shit.
Hey, bruh, they never going married.
We be on the streets on Broadway.
I'm saying we could do some shit.
We can do some shit.
Why y'all in Nashville?
I'm from here.
My folks like an hour away from here.
Type shit, type shit.
If you need a guy who can sing, I'm here.
Guys, you guys are wasting too much energy on Riz.
Yo. Guys, you guys are wasting too much energy on Riz. Yo!
The silence is crazy.
Wait, who said that, by the way?
Who said they could sing?
Yo, this guy's always just seeing stuff.
The wild card.
The guy who looks good-looking, but he's just hella random weird guy.
Just here. is really here
yo did you just glaze yourself bro that's amazing for you wow can't come
i insulted myself salted Fucking. That's crazy, dog.
Yo, Scrim.
What's good with you, G?
Scrim.
I will be the night.
And I will fall for being.
Bro, next talent show.
You got him singing now, bro.
I want to redo that.
That was Kev that did that, right?
Bro, I want to run that back,
see if I can top his performance, bro.
No, you're not topping that, bro.
Bro, I had cake titties
and I had a green...
I don't know how you're going to top that.
Shit.
I think it was geeking, though.
I ain't going to lie, bro.
Bro, I ain't going to lie.
For the talent show, y'all might see some stupid shit, bro.
I might have to pull up on a tractor, bro.
Nobody take my idea.
I'm throwing hands.
Somebody take my idea.
I'll be there.
I'll be there for the next time.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
It's a matter of one, bro.
You guys are losing control already
What'd you say?
What?
Clip that
Nah, nah, nah, nah
Somebody
Oh, hell nah
Hell nah
We just got a
We just got a preview of Trev's
Fucking Kev's next stream,
bro.
Fuck.
Kev be killing me,
bro.
He one of the funniest dudes.
Holy shit.
wait,
wait,
wait,
wait.
I gotta look at something real quick.
We got 26 people listening.
Okay.
18 likes.
Interesting. 10 likes. Interesting.
10 comments.
Hmm.
5 retweets.
Hey, y'all repost the space, man.
I'ma send Carl to get on your ass, bro.
Y'all repost the space, man.
I'ma send Carl to get on your ass.
But, is Carl still here? Carl. Yo, I'm still here, bro. Yo, I'm still send Kuro to get my ass But Is Kuro still here? Kuro
Yo I'm still here bro
Yo I'm still here bro
Yo I'm still here bro
I'm still here bro
Tonight will be the night
The cat will shake that shit
Oh nah
Over again
Look what you got him started on
This is my father
This is my father
Cause tonight will be the night
That the shit be moving
What have I come
What have I commenced
Is that how Kev sings
You're scaring the cat
Nah that was Marco
I feel like Kev would sing like that.
You're a man like Mike.
He pull up and take your nephew bike.
Baby girl.
What's your name?
Let me talk to you.
Let me find you a motherfucking drink.
You know me.
Come dig into that. Oh, we. You know me. Come dig in.
Oh, we.
I know the club.
Wow.
This nigga Kev is hilarious, bro.
Kev, who got you feeling like that, bro?
Bro, honestly, I saw a hell of a girl. Why is this nigga just pinning stuff about his girl?
Nigga, nobody cares, bro. This is the truth about my ass, bro. What the fuck is this nigga just pinning stuff about his girl? Nigga, nobody cares, bro.
This is the truth about my ex.
What the fuck is this shit, bro?
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
This might be...
What's going on with this dude?
Let me look at this.
Why is this the truth about my ex, GB m'lady?
Isn't that the...
Oh, shit, bro.
He's going through it right now.
Damn.
Isn't that fucking the anonymous def shit, bro. He's going through it right now. Damn. Isn't that fucking the anonymous dev?
The fucking founder of anonymous?
Bro, that was nonsense.
Yeah, it was.
Bro, I don't want to read that shit, bro.
I don't do domestics.
What the fuck?
It is RJ.
What's going on?
But, um...
Flipping...
That's a girl Talking about her male ex
Unless the guy's gay
Right
But their name is Sparto
What kind of name is Sparto
Yeah I know
But she's talking about a male
Unless
Unless he's actually gay
There is no way
Y'all are actually
Talking about abortion
There is no way
Sparto
Sparto's like the girl
There's no way y'all give a fuck
About his love life
I think I just saw something Hold on There's no way y'all give a fuck about this love life.
I think I just saw something.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on. Hold on.
It's just a troll, bro.
I just got the...
Hold on Wait what the hell
Is that link here Mary
I pressed on the link
No no no
Get that shit off the top
Bro the first thing
What are you doing
What are you doing It's Don't click. No links.
What are you doing?
It's fine.
Don't worry.
Guys, guys, you take your precautions.
Never click.
Never goon, nigga.
Never goon, bro. Never kill yourself.
Yo, yo, yo.
You take precautions.
Actually, actually, Kurt just DM'd me and said that it's just a troll that's pretending to be their ex-wife.
All right. Hey, I ain't got no fucking trainer.
So don't click that shit, bro.
Shit.
Hey, yo, Araby, instructions are unclear, bro.
I clicked the link and now I have no access to my ledger live.
What the fuck happened, bro?
Oh my god.
Bro, literally, some devices, I don't care what I press, bro
But if I was, like, on my computer
I wouldn't press anything
But on my phone, I'd press everything
I don't really care
Dude, I'm not gonna lie, man
Windows PC, I click nothing
MacBook, I'll click on fucking anything, bro
Send me a Drainalink, I'll click it
Exactly, bro
Sometimes, like, bro, I'm actually, like
I'm actually curious
like sometimes i want to see like what on like what's on the other side you know oh well the
only way to drain a macbook other than telegram is what's the name you install an app into your
terminal which no one does that because you'd be dumb cunt to do that i've only ever been drained
once and that was like on a burner wallet yeah it was on a button yeah i was on a burner yeah
it was on a burner wallet mate we had michael k the other day he did a pretty good space about
about that stuff if you guys want to want to check it out it's linked somewhere back before i don't
know but he gave a lot of you get a lot of good information about draining stuff there's also like
the sharing your screen which is the same thing it's through the your terminal but if you give them access to your
screen they can also like instantly drain you it's just crazy bro yeah that one's wild i
don't know how they do that bro it's cool they have they have to have like some kind of script
or some kind of uh i don't i'm forgetting the word the word Those bots that click buttons automatically
I sent him something yesterday
He still hasn't replied to me
He's probably busy but you know
Yo bro, those guys want to pay people
Fucking $600 a week
Like nigga, you're fucking poor bro
Like tell that nigga you want
Fucking five bands a week
And they're just going to fucking block you
Who are they talking about? Or who are you talking about? Like, tell that nigga you want fucking five bands a week and they're just gonna fucking block you.
Who are they talking about?
Or who are you talking about?
I'm talking about these fucking share screen drainer guys, man.
They're fucked.
Is that some new sauce?
Sauce?
Not sauce, but like... New tech they're using, bro.
Yeah.
Bro, think that I'm okay, bro. Like, I'm gonna... Oh, using, bro. Yeah. Bro, think that I'm okay, bro.
Like, I'm gonna, yeah.
Oh, dang, bro.
Let me get my hands on that.
Do not share your screen with Michael.
Yeah.
Facts.
You're gonna see a video of Kev shaking that shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Yo, why are Doombug and
Joaquin or farming in the audience?
What's going on there?
I'm loving the
influx of anime PFPs.
Nah, I just like...
I like anime.
That's fucking gay, bruv.
Wow.
I watched Avatar's Last Airbender.
Cav is the best guy in the world.
That's not even a fuckin' anime.
Hey, look.
Whatever, One Piece then.
Hey, look, though.
Shadi told me she's seen every episode of Naruto.
Yeah, I'm in there.
Fuck you, Tom Bob. That's the one, bro.
That's the hidden belief, bro.
That's not a reflection.
Nah.
That's not the one.
You can't cuff that.
Bro, if your girl's watching movies, if she's watching anime, if she's on X, if she's on IG, on Snapchat, she's for us, bro.
I'm telling you.
She's in anything in crypto.
Oh, she ain't in crypto.
Hell no.
She not in this shit. Bro, if you're going in the kitchen 24-7, then she's going to go. Oh, she ain't in crypto. Hell no, she not in this shit.
Bro, if you're going in the kitchen 24-7, then she's going to go.
I'm going to say one thing.
It's space to record.
I'm going to have to delete this recording later.
Lurkey's here.
Holy shit.
Oh, God.
Lurkey's here.
It's over.
Yeah.
The phones are about to knock on my door, bro.
It's going straight to the cloud.
What's up
doing bug nah drop the sauce fuck lurky yeah say it with your chest say it with my chest
shit i'm just saying if she watches anime like you might think it's safe oh she a little nerd
she not gonna nah twin all i gotta say is jujutsu Kaisen, season two, episode 12.
I'm in there.
Like swimwear.
What is he talking about?
You know, you know.
Damn, you ain't going to give no context.
What the fuck?
The fucking day, the time, and the location.
Did you guys hear that?
Day, time, location.
I don't think you guys are fucking listening.
Yo, what the fuck are you talking about?
I'm lost right now.
Yo, we're cucks, man.
It's a mad one, shit.
Yo, curl, what are you talking about, man?
How you been?
Bro, I'm fucking smoking weed, bro.
Hey, my brother just another me.
Shit. I'm on that cali you shouldn't smoke any weed it's not good for you man thank you i appreciate that you heard it here first the man smoking weed has told you that smoking weed
is not good for you i mean like that's the source really if like you know i mean somebody would know better somebody who's never done it before
they say it's not good for you can you you know you can't really trust him but he's done it before
nah it's not good for you bro well arabi smokes every day you all see my post that original post
i had you can't smoke can you smoke weed and be successful obviously no right bro arabi arabi smoking everything makes so much sense honestly that
just clarified a lot of questions i had i know yeah i've literally never smoked in my life that's
why he's so hungry he eats all the time that's you know that's why the munchies bruv i do bug
that's why he's been on crypto for years. He doesn't have any crypto.
Why did I just send a whole kill to your house, bro?
Damn.
Shit, bruv.
Wait, hold on.
Nevergoon, can you help me raise Doobug real quick?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
I was just getting my ISO in.
Doobug might have some more game for you.
Doom, tell this motherfucker.
Yeah, you can't call dibs on everybody, bro.
That's selfish, bro.
Yeah, can you teach me Nevergoon?
Like, shit.
Can I teach you what?
Like, I'm trying to raise you up.
Like, Nevergoon has to teach me.
Oh, my God.
Oh, there's someone in here called
never goon i honestly guys right now i'm behind the wheel which is concerning in and of itself
so i have no idea who's talking yeah women do let women get behind the wheel
never goon that's so rude never goon literally just dm me and told me tell her shut up
Tell her, shut up.
That's good, Riz.
That's a good shot.
That's a good shot.
Say it to my face.
Say it to my face.
No, RB's speaking through me.
He's speaking my thoughts.
You're not a vessel like that, bro.
You haven't done enough kidding.
I remember when I did enough kidding.
That's really good, by the way.
Do bug, darling.
Don't worry.
You're too pretty for this.
Damn.
I would be just saying, nah, turn against the teachers crazy no no no he's using a method though that um
it's like the deflection method he made it seem like i i caused the the, but, you know, he threw me under the bus to get her. I get it.
If it works, it works.
Look at all my hands.
That's such an L-Mine thing to do.
You know you can do it, though. He's saying it's an L-Mine thing to do.
You made the play.
What the fuck?
You're in the game.
You're talking about shit.
You did friendly fire together.
Yo, ball up top, bro.
He did friendly fire.
Ball up top, bro, bro.
And did you see how I was just trying to dribble on the court?
And now Kev's trying to do clean up.
Yo, yo, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Kev, bro, you can't play for every team every game.
Some games, your team is at a bye.
Some games, y'all on an away game some game bro some games you're just not even on
The draft picks it happens
If you play every game
You're bound to get injured
He look he doesn't respect the injury clause either because he'll fuck around and sprain his ankle and want to play the next game
The only time you're flipping Jimlin is through your mic.
He'll get on the court in a wheelchair if he has to.
I get it, bro.
He's got that hustle.
That's the Mamba mentality.
That's the Mamba mentality.
That's it.
Hey, how long will you?
He's going to throw the shot up no matter what.
But sometimes you just got to not take the shot.
Sometimes you got to pass the ball.
Sometimes somebody passed the ball to you and you just got to get out the way
because you know,
like nothing's going to happen with you.
Just it's better if it goes out of bounds.
And what I mean,
honestly,
honestly,
you cook,
you cook with that up until the very end.
Then you fucking lost me.
I'm not going to lie.
You were cooking.
You need to put down the pans.
Expedition. See, this is the thing. Doom bug is, and then you fucking lost me. I'm not going to lie, baby. You were cooking and you need to put down the pans expeditions.
See, this is the thing.
Doombug is dominatrix. We know this already.
She's trying to fucking take over
the space.
I feel like if you and crypto is a woman,
you gotta be something.
I'll let you wear these black boots on with me.
She just tried to ore farm me in the space.
That's not cool.
I bet that 80% of women in crypto
are dominated.
You gotta be to put up
with this shit, bro.
To put up with this shit.
I really don't know what you want from me.
This is just women in male dominated
fields. I don't know what you want.
I think crypto is low-key a fucking doom bug-dominated field, bro.
Bro, it's probably like 10% of the women in crypto.
Full glaze.
Submissive, bro.
Who have we not talked to yet?
Yo, General Bingus.
He got an unstable PFP, so I fuck with him what's up bro yo yo yo how's everyone
doing good morning gm gm gm gm if there's one thing i could ban on ct from anybody saying it's
that gm stop with the gm every day g Bad morning, bro. It's an engagement comment.
Bad morning, bro.
Get money, man, GM.
Just know that when I do post GM, I hate it from the bottom of my heart, from my soul.
It hurts to do it.
It's okay.
Your handlers don't have to handle you, bro.
What does that mean?
Your handlers can let you go, bro.
What do you?
I don't know.
You said if I post a GM, just know it's against my will.
I don't know how to take that.
You're being handled by an alternative force.
He didn't say that at all.
He said if I post a GM, just know if I post a GM, it was against my will.
Wait, wait, wait.
Goon, are you analyzing you analyzing that dynamic i'm analyzing
are you analyzing so so we see we see an error be already he's used the deflection tactic you know
he threw you straight on the bus now we have kev who he used the first mover tactic he was first
on the court right he as soon as he's seen the ball go live he wasn't even in the line to jump
for he jumped too he got that shit right facts and now
he's using the information tactic right he's just
holy shikamaru bro
hey i feel like you're giving out too much of the space we gonna
my fault my fault I'm just saying
That's not what was actually said
Bro, Kev just DMed me
And he said, I don't even care about this
I'm just trying to take the piss off
That's actually crazy
Because I genuinely care about you
I got it for you right here, Miri
Miri
That what we just saw
Airbnb use is a deflection
Level 2 tactic, alright He's not only throwing Goon under the bus Mary, Mary, bro. That, what we just saw, Airby use is a deflection level two tactic.
All right?
He's not only throwing Goon under the bus,
but also Kev, bro.
And he cleverly used my side.
Yo, look.
I'm going to end it right here, bro.
Look, dude, look.
I'll throw myself under the bus for you, yeah?
What the?
Why do you call him?
No, that's like a self-harm kink right there.
He went self-harm method. He went the self-harm kink right there. He went self-harm method.
He went the self-harm method.
Wait, isn't that what an iCarly Fred motherfucker, or what's his name?
Fast man stands.
That motherfucker jumped in front of iCarly, bro, in the show.
Yeah, so, dude, but can you rate my raise one out of ten?
RB, you already know thisiz one out of ten? Arabi,
you already know this.
Ten out of ten.
Mashallah,
baba.
See,
so throwing your friends
on the bus is good.
I'm not going to lie,
exposing,
exposing the homies DMs
for the E-point
is fucking crazy.
I'm not going to lie.
That's a boundary.
You know,
I wasn't going to say anything about it.
I just, like, I quietly removed Arabi from all the alpha chats.
You know.
Damn, bro.
I was wondering how people were getting the ECL.
All right, yeah.
Nah.
Doom bug before the bag is crazy to me, but hey, keep balling, bro.
Nah, it's cool, bro.
He got the girl.
That's why they call me Dunebag.
Yo, GM is trying to teach me.
Yo, GM is trying to give me a lesson out to go.
Nah, bro is still talking about some GM.
Bro, what did we just say about GM?
I know you heard that, bro.
Bro, trying to get you.
Bro, I literally just woke up.
I literally just woke up, bro.
It's 2 in the morning.
It's fucking 10.15, brother.
Wake up.
Brother. Good morning. morning whoever's out there whatever time zone people have the british act the it's
the most bro it's been 10 15 for thousands of years brother come on bad morning bro bad morning
morning, bro.
Bad morning.
I'm going to retweet it, bro.
Bad, bad.
Hey, you know what? I'm going to start saying BM
on the daily. Y'all better like my shit.
I'm going to interact with BM, bro.
Yeah, bad
morning. I'm going to take a video,
bro. Listen, the tweet
got to be fuck it.
I'm going to be like, yeah, man. I'm going to be like,
hey, stop that GM bullshit.
I wish all y'all a bad morning.
Yo, let me do it.
We allow you guys to do it.
GM Slats win.
Slats win.
I just think it's a young dog.
I love us.
What the fuck?
Co-host, your new job is anytime Nate says something.
Look at the Slats. City, sir. What the fuck? Co-host, your new job is anytime Nate says something, it's hard to put you in the chat.
City, boys!
Was that a good job?
Well, yeah.
Araby felt something, a disturbance in the forest.
Whatever he was going to say next.
This nigga, Araby's mad creaming, bro.
I'm just going to keep watching that flipping,
that mic button, bro.
As soon as I see the red go,
I'm pressing you. All right, all that mic button, bro. As soon as I see the red go, I'm pressing the other one.
Alright, alright.
Guys, we can't bully Nate.
It's the only Nate we got right now.
Yo, look at the pinned post.
I agree with that.
We need to hear
Araby actually ask to take her out.
We need to see his game.
Damn, what about Ke What about Kev?
His game...
His game so far was offering his entire body under a bus.
I don't know what else you need to see besides that.
Wait, what are you saying?
Doombok, Doombok.
It's speaking on me.
Doombok, how old are you?
Let's run it out.
What's up?
How old do you think I am?
I don't know, but if you're older than 22, you're too old for me.
Oh, I'm cooked.
What law, I'm cooked. Hey, you're fucking fine. me. Oh. I'm cooked. What law I'm cooked?
You should find a 17-year-old and then, like...
No, I want someone my age.
I'm 21, so I want someone my age.
Wait, I want someone my age.
In case of federal investigation, I don't know how I got here.
I don't know any of these people.
Shit, I don't even know who I am.
Yeah, clarification. I don't have anything to do
with whatever was just said in fact i didn't hear it thank you so doombuck how old are you
um i plead the fifth that's personal inference i want whatever you said i was gonna say damn
but you know can i just say this so i had But, you know. Can I just say this?
So I had to throw you off by not giving you an answer.
I'm always two steps ahead of you in the wrong direction, I'd be.
Don't worry about it.
One B, one B right now, okay?
Put me on the court.
Let's do it, okay?
What the hell?
It blew me off me.
I'm trying to not crash my car.
Professor Goon, what kind of tactic was that?
I missed that one, Kel, please repeat it.
Repeat that.
I got you.
He asked her to 1v1 her in basketball on the court.
He trying to play for her heart, okay.
He got that.
Loving basketball method okay
I'm fucking trash at basketball
look Dumbug I'll support you
and I'll make it a 2v1 and I'll win
on your behalf how about that
man that's okay I'm in
I'm in I'm all in how do I full port
that's that I'm just kidding
I got a lot of love for you
you're sweet cheeks.
Don't go muted.
Probably paying against her, Kev.
Come on, man.
I should start my own Never Goon session as well, bro.
It's crunch time.
I think just both of you give it your best shot right here.
Just go all in.
I never felt nothing like this before. Oh, fuck.
It's over with me.
Come back to my door. He starts singing. Why did I have to go? Oh, fuck. It's not for weird.
He starts singing.
Why did I have to go?
You didn't let me know.
Okay. Now I'm all alone.
Baby, why did you...
Baby, run now.
Are you that afraid
of me?
Yeah, what's up?
Dude, if you want gay people, go for him.
In the most
respectful way possible, I almost
just crashed my car because of that.
Thank you. I actually throw
concerts every day.
So, if you want to join
your concert instead of, you know,
trying to look at how handsome I am
on your phone, which you should be putting down,
uh, just saying, saying, not safe.
Hashtag safe driver here.
Over again.
Don't make me change my mind.
Oh, we got a new challenge.
A scrim in the building.
He's using the mimic technique.
Over again.
Ripping out the falsetto. That's the mimic technique.
That's the mimic method.
Okay.
Yo, can I just say something real quick?
Can I just say something real quick?
Kev made, almost made a crash her car while I was saying
I would go under a bus for her. Just deep it.
Just deep it.
Oh, what?
Yo, chat, chat, clip that.
Alright, alright, alright. Chat, chat, it's time to vote. Just deep Alright Chat clip that Alright alright
Chat
It's time to vote
It's time to vote
It's time to vote
Nor is not your turn yet
Nor you just got here
It doesn't get darker than this guy
Nor's here
Oh fucking hell
Yo yo chat chat chat
It's time to vote
It's time to vote
We have two contenders for Doombug's heart
And if they win I will personally pay for It's time to vote. It's time to vote. We have two contenders for Doom Bug's Heart.
And if they win, I will personally pay for a day to order.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Vote.
We got Araby.
Araby has been using the throw your friends under the bus tactic,
throw yourself under the bus tactic all day.
And it might be working.v yes sir i'm here
sir yes kev has employed a variety a plethora of different attacks um trying to find one that
sticks i got a battle ship the beaver method i like that honestly. Honestly, I'm not going to lie. I'm really into a man who will sacrifice
a body part or two for me.
So I feel like there doesn't even need to be a body part.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
But you did.
The body part, that's some pussy shit.
I was trying to sacrifice you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's all I'm going to say say and i'll take her out to dinner
with her vampire ass what the oh okay bro he just said he was gonna throw himself under a bus
I think Hillary is turning Kevin to a villain.
That's a Blue Omar in 2010 grenade.
All right, all right.
So I think by unanimous decision,
Arabies won this round.
No, we didn't vote.
We didn't vote.
You don't need to vote.
You said you're going to kill us.
No, there is no vote.
It's up to do, bud.
This is actually the only time
that only women should be able to vote
I am the vote respectfully
That's crazy
Do you want to say a little bit clearer
Doombuck please
Bro I'm in a fucking Toyota
Trying not to crash it because someone
Ripped out the falsetto on me
Holy shit
Why are you in a Toyota I'll put you in a Euros
I'll come to England just for that
That's the only thing I'll come to England for
Ladies and gentlemen
I don't think the decision could have been made any clearer
Wait what?
We got capitalists
It's actually fucking Dover
But we do have
contenders on the stage
doom bug araby dm me
for your arby's gift cards
um not paying for transportation
good luck with that
but enjoy your free
arby's two for five meal
they have the meat
we got we got,
we got Nora on the stage.
professional chef.
I think she told me that she burnt some of the food at some point.
So I don't know how professional we get in,
but professional shit poster,
professional ego,
Nora.
Welcome.
Everybody welcome Nora to stage.
Woo.
Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo Nor welcome everybody welcome nor the stage
Yo Kevin sounds like you're in an echo chamber. What are you doing? room with the best acoustics. No, he's not, bro. I'm on the porch looking at Kev right now. Kev, never kill yourself, bro.
Doombug, take him back.
Take him back.
He's trying to acoustic back.
I'm not here.
I'm ready to beat up.
I didn't even hear it.
He jumped in the sewer.
Doombug, take him back.
That's how Doombug's inside feels like when you sing, Kev.
Okay?
Sounds crazy.
Yo, Doombug, he jumped when you sing, Kev. Okay? Sounds crazy. Yo, Doombug.
He jumped in the sewer for you.
He's with the Ninja Turtles.
It's not good.
Alright, alright.
We got it.
That's enough of that.
Shit.
Dr. Osborne, bro.
We're not hearing from Doombug bug no more i think she might actually
crash the car this time oh shit um it's all good kev you gotta get out that sewer though um
but we have a new contender here for you nor what's up nor
wait what is happening bro I think this just turned from
Never Goon to, like, Gooner
Love Island.
Gooner Love Island.
I'm not trying to be on Gooner.
E-Foy to Gooner Love Island.
This is definitely, like, good for my voice.
This is definitely...
No, no, no, I'll Never Goon, but I'll always take you on a honeymoon.
Oh, wow.
I'll give the introduction for nor guys nor has been complaining
about her love life for a very long time so i thought she would be the perfect contestant
for the first annual never goon love island welcome to episode one we've already had a lot
of drama go on with kev and arabi the co-host who's not
supposed to be participating but apparently is hawking down the fucking
anyway we've had some heat already with arabi winning the heart of the lovely
boom hug famous shit poster um also probably in some kind of jewish cabal of some sort
anyway our next contestant is nor nor we already got kev on the field we got a lot of other
contestants that haven't spoken up yet mary are you also a contestant am i am i a contestant
i don't know i don't know if the coach can play for real
I don't know if that's you know that's like a
that's like a big no on the
record space
if you just bench all the players
you can hit up the
court all you want me
if I bench all the players see I'm not the type to do that
I'm not like RB
he benched his mother
to get to one of the shorties, bro.
You crazy bench under, bro?
I like him, bro.
You crazy.
Just let him do it.
Yeah, I see you, Arby.
Bro, Arby will slide tackle from the side,
knock your kneecap out of place type shit, bro.
And I would know your kneecap knocked out of place.
Arby's the type to bring fucking...
He's the type to spike the guy's drink.
What the fuck?
That's crazy that he falls out, Mary.
No, nah.
Bro.
Bill Cosby, chill, bro.
I'm saying, right?
Arabi's the Bill Cosby of Web3.
I feel like that came to you a little bit too quickly mary yeah that's what i'm saying you were speaking from yes i feel like you're speaking from
guys guys guys i'm i'm the host we can't do bro this is the second time doom bugs tried to do this
doom bugs using what is called the negating strategy right she just tries to or farm me over and over again until you know i submit to her dominatrix ass ways or whatever
the fuck she got going on there rv he's happy to do it man as long as you know she puts some
burgers on the grill for him or something like that he'll do whatever straight
but you feel me i happen to have all the power here
And I'm just gonna abuse that shit
Thank you very much
Welcome to the space
Like a retreat the fucking room
Wait can we get an episode for
Noor
This is the episode right now
Nobody's gone for Noor yet I don't know what's happening
Yo no since Noor's going for you
I'll just go for you.
What?
Flag on the play.
Flag on the play.
That's what we call the pivot.
Actually, it's pretty commendable.
That was a nice pivot there.
And I think that's a great hustle.
That's a great hustle.
We got to respect that.
That was staying on the possession.
I want
Miri.
No, I'm not playing. I can't lie.
You're going to have to do better than that.
What was that?
Maybe somebody can feel one tip. Come on.
You guys, she's going for the coach.
She's just, I want Miri.
That was capitalist.
You know what?
No one believed you.
Capitalist, I knew you were speaking.
You said that yourself.
I saw your little think move.
I've been waiting for you to talk.
What's up, Kev?
Yo, we've had a switch up.
We have contestants going for other contestants.
Let's go.
Good morning, princess.
What's up, man?
What's up, bro?
Bro, I'm North African,
because catch me at the right time.
I might fuck anything, because...
Wait, what?
Hey, yo.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's...
Black on the plane.
That's extremely low standard.
Stuck for a lot.
Stuck for a lot.
Ooh, de be la.
What did he just say?
My fucking
My vape just blew up
In my face
Fuck
Yeah that's racist
That's fucking racist mate
Yeah
What
If I see two black men
I'll be like
Oh they're gonna kill each other
Nah bro
I didn't even catch it
He caught it bro
What the fuck
Bro life changed now
but it was the time
when they used to be in the hood
to say
punish will be punished
yeah don't worry dude
but I ain't like that
I got high standards darling
I choose the hole
and then I score
yo darling
you've gotten to hear
from a few of the
contestants now
what are you thinking anybody catching your eye anybody you want to have a one on one talk Yo, darling. You've gotten to hear from a few of the contestants now.
What are you thinking?
Anybody catching your eye?
Anybody you want to have a one-on-one talk?
Minor, Minor.
Pick Minor.
Bro, bring Gats up here.
Gats doxed to me yesterday. It was the craziest dick pic I've ever seen unsolicited.
That's crazy.
What?
He's employing a different
kind of ring.
Bro, that's
the forbidden technique.
I don't know if I can forbid that technique.
What?
Bro, I need to see.
Yo, yo, Kev.
Do not try to use the mimic
tactic on that technique. No, no, no, no.
I won't. I won't. I won't.
I won't.
Not at all.
No, but honestly. Holy shit.
You know, I've never slacked in none areas.
I'm a great cook.
Yeah, that's my...
Hey, my fella.
That's a pussy shit, bro.
You're cooking for me, Doombug.
Yo, honestly.
Whoa.
Yo, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
You have a cat with another cat. And I don't know, pussy. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You have a cat with another cat.
And I don't know, pussy.
I don't know what you're saying.
You lost to a pussy.
How'd you feel?
Damn.
That's crazy.
I feel very, very delighted because, you know, in the bedroom, I'm going to look at that.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What?
Kale, why don't you just head to the bench for a little bit?
Look, dude, look.
I ain't that type of person.
I'm not going to try to take you to the bench straight away.
I gave this to you earlier, guys.
There's a point where you got to take breaks.
You can't just, you feel me?
You can't play the whole game, you know, all quarters.
You can't do it.
You can't.
You're not winning Super Bowls like that.
You got to take breaks. You have to tag other people in. Okay. You know't. You're not winning Super Bowls like that. You have to
take breaks. You have to tag other people
in. You know what I'm saying?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the fuck?
We got a boss.
Hey, this... Hey,
I'm not talking about football.
I don't need no one to sub in for me,
bro. I'm on takeover right now.
What? I don't know what the hell that means, but yeah, you need to...
Isn't that like a 2K time?
We both go to the bench together.
I think the game...
RB's the best player right now.
I'd give him that.
Come on.
He's the best player.
Wow.
Kev, you're showing spurts of consistency
and you know you're showing some nice flashes
however thank you again I think
that sometimes you overcompensate and
it causes you to you know
you put too much on yourself
a little bit too much dip on your chip
let my nigga breathe
take a water break
you know what I mean
it's a charge
it's consolidating when you're playing at your best I feel like Take a water break. You know what I mean? It's a challenge.
Consolidating.
No, because when you're playing at your best, I feel like, you know, yeah,
you're one of the better players in the league, but.
Yes.
You know.
I do.
Basically, like, focus on the accumulation before the impulse on. You know what I'm saying?
Okay.
Oh, okay.
All right.
All right.
I'll go back after
yeah
wait can we
can I request again
getting Gats up here cause I'm really trying to
see this Riz after he doxxed me
super crazy style yesterday
wait who was it? Gats
Gats is being shy right now
he's important to shy Riz bro I literally was like doxxed me right now Bro
Bro, I literally was like dogs to me right now and he said 14 pictures of his day
Bro how many angles
Right the lighting was like professional.
It was like RGB, 4K, CCTV. If you think about it, you guys are talking about angles, but like...
It's a cylinder, right?
They're 360 degrees that you could theoretically...
Where you go down there? Submarine? Jesus Christ.
It's a cylinder, guys.
That's actually funny. Jesus Christ guys guys
I just want to say that
we do have a celebrity up on the stage
we do have a celebrity
capitalist
famously featured in the Zach XBT article
the latest Zach XBT article
tier 3 KOL
also
noted as the best KOL
in the entire group
by Crypto Mom
I don't really know who that is but
she said it
she's a black sister so the words are powerful bro the words are powerful you heard it
here first black don't crack that's all that's all i gotta say thank you welcome capitalists
to stage everybody please give a hand out because i got paid so cheap because
everybody give him a hand out everybody yeah
we're gonna post it on guys how you doing man i just woke up bro i just ate a delicious sourdough
with eggs i got two eggs i flipped them over like it was an omelette but they weren't
a little layer of cheese and then uh and free sausages uh it's
kind of nice i'm not gonna lie i had fried loves the shit everything else has gone off bro all the
mushrooms all the tomatoes fucking over you do a traditional uh english breakfast no no no a bit
a bit better bro a little i gotta have that mediterranean diffusion everything i cook a bit
more flavorsome if you know what i mean bro yeah bro are we
capitalist capitalist can you teach me more about your cuisine so i can cook for arabi over here
i don't know what you guys eat besides beans
it's my boy here i gotta train you proper like not no Little quick fry It's got to be some Tarjins You're half Moroccan anyway
We can work long term
On recipes
Recipes
What is that
What do you mean by that
Wait wait
Don't talk to her too much
Because that's my
Let us cook
It's fine
Do we just have
Another contender
Enter the field
That's crazy
I just can't
Just look what you're playing Oh train her up For you Arabi And then send her over Wow Enter the field? That's crazy. I just can't just go to your plan.
Oh, train her up for you, Arabi, and then send her over.
Wow.
Send her over a veteran contest.
What?
Yeah, but you be careful, Capitalist, because if you make the wrong move,
then we're going to have issues.
Nah, train her up is outrageous.
No, nah.
I'm not going out like that.
Dude, but if I tell you not to chat to him, will you chat to him?
If you tell me what, bro?
If I tell you not to chat to him,
will you chat to him?
Bro, that's my brother.
Nah, that's crazy.
That's crazy.
Ah, hell.
We're related.
Nah, we're already causing issues.
We're related, Araby.
We just don't tell people.
He's like a brother, I swear.
We just don't tell people.
We don't tell people.
He's related to you. This is the first thing don't tell people. We don't tell people. He's related.
This is the first thing you have to understand.
All Moroccans are related.
I swear, Robbie.
He's like a brother to me.
I swear.
Yeah, don't worry about him, bro.
Low-key, I'm like a brother to her, bro.
You get me?
Look, we need to get back to the important.
Where the fuck did Nora go?
What happened to the episode?
I'm still here, too.
Guys, we have... Wait, we don't have any other contestants.
Where did everybody go?
Let's decrypt.
She went back to the listeners.
Wait, let me be a contestant with Kev.
I really am for it.
I don't ask me why I'm in a gay mood.
I know, I know, I know.
I just want to do it for the banter, bro.
Start fighting. There's a cat in my face right now. Don't ask me why I'm in a gay mood. I know, I know, I know. I just want to do it for the banter, bro. Don't fight.
There's a cat in my face right now.
What, as in a pussy or what?
Like, what the fuck?
No, there's an actual cat.
Beans, meow.
Alright, she's not going to do it on command.
Wait, so when you say you don't like beans and toast,
you don't like your own cat?
I don't.
I don't.
Yeah, no.
I don't know what you want. You home, Miri? back home i'm in l.a oh bro nice for you you've been there for a minute mirry done a little fucking
a little tour bro jesus he's done his thing the mirry tour my man left his house thinking
he's a celebrity you know them ones ones, bro? He hired them.
Oh, my God.
Wait, wait, wait.
Guys, I'm going to come.
I'm going to come.
Diddy Bob just followed me.
I'm going to come in my pants.
TMI?
Shit, my bad, boys.
That's crazy.
You know, Diddy Bob just followed me as well.
What's going on, Diddy Bob?
Damn, I don't feel sorry.
Never mind.
Diddy Bob.
Diddy Bob.
Is that a mass follow that you're doing?
Wow.
He wants a threesome with both of you.
We're happy.
You know he chase Pete beef.
Yeah, bro.
I'm a one lady type of guy.
All right.
Everybody shut up.
Hey, D.
Decrypt.
What's up?
How you doing everybody shut up. Hey, D. Decrypt. What's up? How you doing?
Welcome up.
We didn't get to talk to you earlier.
I feel bad that we just glossed over you.
So welcome, Decrypt.
I don't think she's ever been on the space before, to be real.
Hello?
Yeah, Kev, we can hear you wait she's not even on the panel no more is she
nah she just didn't want to hear
fucking Kev
Kev started singing and she left
damn
she said nah
be employing the singer is too early.
That's like you Thanos and the first thing you do is you just snap and just, you know, kill everybody.
You got to chill.
You showing too much, too much of the...
Yeah, you're too eager.
You're like the little dog that tries to hump everything.
And it gets kicked in the fucking head.
Kicked in the head is crazy.
Oh, no, that was personal.
That was personal.
Who heard you did that, Kiro?
I think Kiro's trying to get in on the
mission too.
Shit.
Nah, I'm good, bro. I'm chilling,
you know.
Chilling your house?
Yo, I'm in a very chill house.
What's up? very chill house What's up, I'm in a very chill house Miri bro, I'm Estes
Stop getting me unhonorable mentions bro
Like this is not competition bro
Do you get it?
What are you saying?
Yeah like this is like on the Riz scale
Like I've broken the scale here guys
Like you need to get people like
Never Goon, you know like Miri
You have to understand You have to get people like never goon you know like miri you know you have to understand
you have to understand that like we don't have another contestant right now so i have to i'm
the host i have to rap for content until another contestant appears right so i'm creating drama
and creating ties between the contestants preemptively right this is like this is the
next level you know write that down write this down preemptively creating right? This is the next level, you know. Write that down. Write this down.
Preemptively creating ties
for when the next contestant
appears so that we don't have the stall
that we had when Noor was up here.
Can we get the Miri decrypt
ISO?
The who?
Nah, I said, can we get the Miri
decrypt ISO? Like, fuck everything else once once again i'm the coach
secondly she's not even up here so it's like there are two roadblocks that we have here
we can get the michael you can speak to her from the fucking
hey i'm i think i'm off the market bro i can go didn't go live, boys. I can't believe I said that, but yeah.
I didn't go live.
What's that mean?
I got a little yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying?
You got a little yeah, yeah.
Okay.
You really investigated this whole shit.
And you had a little yeah, yeah this whole time. And you had a little, yeah, yeah, this whole time.
Yeah, wait, wait, wait.
Tell me about it.
That's crazy.
Can you believe this shit?
Hey, bro, at the end of the day, entertainment is entertainment, bro.
Some shit beeping.
What's going on?
Oh, this is the fridge.
I'm thinking about, I think,
I was thinking,
I'm not going to say that.
With the Gooners.
Before he crashes out on me.
Nah, say it, say it, say it.
Say it, you won't, no balls.
Because I'll say something right now too.
No balls.
Don't make me say all I smile.
Just say it right now, say it right now.
He's always ready.
You already said it. What the fuck?
Therapy's always ready
to say something, bro.
I don't even know
what y'all finna say,
but just say it.
God say it.
God say it.
Right?
Y'all, I'm the funniest
racist person in CT, bro.
No one can battle me.
I'm telling you.
The issue is that
you just said that.
You just claimed it for you.
Wow.
Bro, trust me. No one's more funny than me. Nobody's giving you that title just claimed it for you. Wow. Bro, trust me.
No one's more funny than me.
Nobody's giving you that title.
That's the issue.
You just.
Nah, nah, nah.
Kurt, can you give me that title?
Which one?
It's too late now.
You already messed it up.
You look uncredible.
Now Kurt aren't going to look uncredible.
Nah, nah, nah.
Because I got self-confidence.
Nah, that don't.
Me, personally, man, Michael Lee,
Unemployed Coin, we love all people, but
Airby, keep cooking, bro. Do your thing.
What?
I don't have a token, bro.
No, I was just like,
I'm next to you right now on the panel.
You know,
we're really
feeling and having such a great life.
You know, that's my life.
What the fuck?
Why are you bending the kneecap?
What?
Did you just compliment me?
What?
Yo, what is going on here?
All right.
Can we get some...
We need some more comedians
on the stage bro kev and irby and capitalist are all trying to have like a uh rango dango
threesome or whatever's going on there we need some help we need some help you know i'm too i'm
too autistic to know what's going on if someone someone could help. Oh, wait, wait, wait. It's cool.
Because guess what?
We just, our prayers have just been answered.
Decrypt just requested to get up on this bitch.
Decrypt, you got to save us.
You got to save us because it's not looking good right now.
What's up, Decrypt?
How's it going?
Hey, Marie. Hi, guys. guys oh you got an accent where you
from I'm from Asia you're from Asia what
Oh, you're Haitian.
No, I'm not.
I'm Jamaican.
Oh, Jamaican.
Where are you from, though?
She just said.
Bro, not the where you're actually from.
This is the issue.
Right?
We got somebody.
I done did the buildup.
I done did the pre-setting so that everybody knew where they were at on the field.
I done introduced a new character.
Soon as the new character gets onto the show, y'all go back to the nonsense.
I don't get it.
Goon do, I don't understand, man.
We got fucking Araby trying to be on the court too.
Fucking Michael's on the court, but michael's on the court but he
playing for both teams at the same time like i don't that sounds great no michael's disqualified
for this round disqualified
i'm just trying to convict imagine you come to love island and Island and they come for your first interview, say,
how did they go? I don't watch
Love Island, I don't know how it goes, but like, yo, how
did they go? What the fuck you get up to?
And you say, you know what? I was just
chilling. I got a little yeah, yeah.
What the fuck are you talking
about, bro? In GTA
type shit. In GTA?
Yeah. This nigga's...
You know what? Not even AI, the fucking gta grok ai gta same shit
i'll respect to uh the previous uh person uh i will not be involved i will let everyone else
have a chance because if i was involved they just wouldn't be fair. So I'll keep myself muted until this round is over.
Wow, what a guy.
His belly is full, bro. His belly is full.
What the hell?
Airbnb, you're acting really submissive and
breathable right now.
I need somebody starving. Somebody starving in the crowd.
I think it's time we lift him up.
Who the fuck said I'd ovulate? What the fuck?
Gotta be right.
Somebody out there hustling.
I said he's acting submissive and breezable.
Like he's ovulating or something.
Yo, Doom Bug is 100% dominatrix confirmed, bro.
No, I just like seeing other people eat.
That's what it is, Doom Bug.
Like I just threw them under the bus.
I just pulled them back out.
And I'm trying to i'm
trying to save them right now you gotta ruin their life to save their life type shit i respect that
tactic yo kev you kev you are hungry as fuck this is your chance yeah that's crazy
kev you are barking into the phone and singing in a falsetto tone I've literally never heard before in my life.
Yo, this is your chance.
And you're quiet.
You're silent.
I was low-key.
I was benched for a bit.
Used the restroom, you know, washed my hands and shit.
Now I'm back.
What do you say?
Yo, decrypt Guillermo.
GM, GM.
I just want to say Gyal.
Oh, good morning to you too.
Bro, he's saying Gyal, not GM.
I don't know.
Wait, what'd you say?
Hi, guys.
Decryp, you're Jamaican, I'm crazy.
Why is this face recorded?
So where are you from?
You're Jamaican, but I didn't get where you're from.
Are you retarded?
Is she from Jamaica?
Or is that where she is?
Yo, who?
I left for a little bit.
I went to go change, put the chill fit on.
But I'll stop.
Yo, what do you got to be done?
I come back.
Yo, Beans, get out the way.
My cat's trying to attack me right now.
What did you change into?
Why are you?
What?
Why are you asking all the men questions?
She on your body, gang.
She on your body.
The problem was not what she asked.
It was the tone.
Now, we all heard that tone.
What?
Ask me the same question.
Damn.
What?
Yo, Erby.
Erby, what are you wearing right now?
I'm wearing a phone, bro.
She didn't ask you the same question, though.
Why she changed the question for you?
Because he didn't say he changed.
He said nothing about changing.
So I'm not going to jump to conclusions.
That's crazy.
Me personally, bro, I'm wearing...
And I'm in my pants just blue.
Kev.
I'm sorry.
Nobody asked.
Yo, Kev, I want to know, bro.
Keep cooking.
That's crazy.
What type of socks are you wearing, bro? Socks. want to know, bro. Keep cooking. That's crazy. What type of socks you wearing, bro?
Socks.
I'm fresh, too.
Newly worn hair.
Why you capping for the lie, bro?
You know your socks three days old, bro.
Damn.
Kev, when's the last time you took a shower?
Yo, actually, Great fucking answer
Kev lock in lock in
They're trying to get you off your game
I know
Yo Kev this is the make or break moment
Bro you got this bro lock in
Bro don't make me fucking trash out now
I'm sleepy
Tell him you smell like Baccarat bro just lie
Honestly
Okay Miria I have a suggestion
What's up, Dooney?
Like, why don't we use that anymore?
Like, I'm sleepy right now, bro.
Yo, Kev.
Kev.
We're going to put you on the bench for a little bit.
Hold on.
Yeah, first of all, can we bench Kev?
Second of all, we need to go to the next...
Who made you the coach?
Who made you?
Specs, women, power, what we talking about.
All right, all right.
All I'm saying is we have to move on to episode two.
There was episode one.
We got to progress the narrative here.
We got Nor and Decrypt.
Y'all got to pick the narrative here. We got Knorr and Decrypt. Y'all got to pick one right now.
And we need some contestants
to grow a fucking pair of balls
that are bigger than mine.
Shit, where you from, shoddy?
Where you reside and shit?
Hey, where you going?
Pulse ball, dawning. Yo, that's crazy. Yeah, hey, Decrypt in yo that's that's crazy all right all right all right
all right all right we need we need hold on we need the the coach to step in uh never goon man
you got you got to give him something bro this is whatever's going on is not working no i swear
the where you reside a that A, that usually works.
What? It's getting pretty late here.
I mean, like, the only...
This time of night, I mean,
it's full execution.
Like, right here, it should be
kind of self-explanatory
based on the time.
Yo, the Spider-Man, I get it.
I'm more of a Batman guy anyways.
It's just, like, temporary type shit. Holy shit. Oh, I get it. I'm more of a Batman guy anyways. It's just like temporary type shit.
Holy shit.
Oh, we're cooked, I think.
That was worse than the falsetto is.
If y'all think I'm trying right now, you're funny.
The chart just literally made a new low.
Holy shit.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Don't trust Spider-Man because he's just going to forget about you.
We can go lower, bro.
Like, what would y'all want? I really would not like Chris. Holy shit. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Don't trust Spiderman because he's just going to forget about you. We can go lower, bro. We can go lower.
Like, what would y'all want?
I really would not wait for it. Yo, I just got an anonymous DM saying,
Miri, please add some real men to the island.
It's not looking good.
I bet.
I found a real boat.
I'm on the island.
Wait, what do you mean by that, Dumbug?
No, bro.
We're already done.
Wallahi, it's over.
Me and you are done. We're moving on to episode two. Oh, shit, wait. Never goon just landed on the island.
Oh, shit.
I'm here observing right now.
To be honest, I'm not really
satisfied.
This is, again,
fellas, it's late.
It's something that, you know,
I feel like there's a new ball on the court in Decrypt.
Noor is here as well.
I think she, they're ready to be played with.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, that was a bad situation.
Hold on, bro.
That was a bad situation.
Flag on the plane, bro.
Yo, don't let Kev
do that, bro.
That's not what I mean.
I'm going to lie.
I'm going to lie.
Kev's going to be like a dog to a bone.
Yo, whatever Kev
started, that shit's infectious, bro. Yeah, Kev is going to be like a dog to a bone. Yo, whatever Kev started, that's just infectious, bro.
Yeah, Kev is rubbing off on me.
Fuck.
What the fuck?
I love you guys.
No, I think decrypt.
That was a good thing, Kev, bro.
Hey, you take it however you want to.
Kev, you were supposed to go to the bathroom and get a bathroom break.
I mean, did you have something to drink on the way get a bathroom break i mean did you have something drink on the way like nah for real that that blood alcohol went up on me
how old is she oh she won't shoot what's up oh no
What's up?
Oh, shit
He's like 14
Damn
Damn
Well, if bro
Noor just sent me the craziest DM and said
All these men sound like they're prepubescent boys
Okay, pack it up
Pack it up
Did I die?
Bro, we got some flags on the play.
Yeah, we have a lot of flags on the play.
We just killed Kev.
Bro, bring Gats up here.
You're serious.
Or anyone with two balls.
Bro.
I should probably click on the leave button with my thumb because I was sleepy.
But what were we saying?
Hey, bro.
If they had cameras on this shit, I'd be mogging all you fucks.
You neckbearded fucks, man.
Good luck.
Hey.
Sorry, hold on.
I was finishing the sandwich.
I hope you're not talking about me.
That's all.
Nah, nah, hell nah, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Michael, if you could
The retreat should be studied.
What are your
current, like, mewing techniques
and tactics?
What's your kind of, like, morning routine
when it comes to, like, mogging?
Okay, okay, I got you.
Yeah, so I wake up uh of course um grab the
yard hit the yard um check the charts um we down that's my motivation you don't say price is down
that's my motivation for the day um look in front of the mirror i'm like good looking you know what i'm saying how you doing what's cooking good
looking um all right all right all right i feel like when michael looks in the mirror he does
like the sonic meme and then he tells the line from it no i'm not vain like that i don't look
in the mirror though but um and then yeah man bro none of this i'm i'm not gonna lie you're
kind of woman maxing right now none of the following information answered my question
you're kind of just yapping oh i don't like i don't mew and shit i don't do that
oh so then you you wouldn't actually mog me no i mean i just have a naturally
i have a naturally sharp charlotte line i don't have to do this shit. Alright, you'll have to dox me. My DMs are open.
Hey, you see my face?
Dude, what the hell, man?
I would never try to ball on my brother.
Yo, this is for scientific purposes, Araby.
This is for scientific purposes.
You said he would mog all you neckbeards.
I'm literally protecting you right now, Araby.
I don't have a neckbeard.
I know, I don't know, but he was attacking everyone.
Araby has a lot of hair,
I can announce that.
They all of a sudden,
are mad chopped.
Why do you know that?
All of a sudden,
are mad chopped chopped.
Because I showed him my balls, man.
That's crazy.
What did he say?
quite big to me,
Kev.
I think you're right. Yo, Doombug, finish, Kev. Yo, Doombug.
Somebody
That's even crazier, bro.
Somebody that's seen Airby said that his face
mad is suitable. You know what I'm saying? You got that.
That's your book.
Are you helping me out now?
What? What was going on here?
What was the question?
Bro, Kev, I'm not going to lie.
You sound high as fuck right now.
I feel like you need to take yourself to bed.
I'm not going to lie.
But please take yourself off.
I'm way too sober to try and understand you right now.
Hold on.
Give me a second.
I said I've been grinding.
And Michael, baby,
I don't know what the fuck.
Listen, I just want to say
all you beautiful sons of bitches,
um, hi.
Hey, Kev, bro.
All my life, I'm
gonna top your performance at the
next talent show, bro.
What are you talking about?
Why did you say Kev and then cop?
Bro, all right, bro.
Yep.
I think you're on the top of time.
Is this how he normally talks, Miri?
You don't even know how to answer that.
Jesus.
What the fuck?
The fact you had to think about that.
Is he always cold?
I'm just like wondering
what combination of substances
makes one speak.
I had to sleep
because I've been grinding. I didn't sleep last night
because I was cleaning out the house.
Being a real man.
Bro, Kev, you're supposed to get a woman to do that
for you. There's like multiple on stage.
Okay.
Bro, you know when you...
If Duma don't clean my house, I'm leaving.
All my life, hey, you know how you put that shit down, bro?
If the next day they're cleaning your crib, you did something right, bro.
If Michael has fucking Spider-Man, I'm not Spider-Man.
Is that why?
Hey, these bitches trying to get whipped up.
Stop playing.
Hey, don't call them bitches.
Oh, I'm not talking about these.
I'm not talking about...
There are no bitches here.
For me?
Only women.
Stop playing.
Yeah, uh-huh.
That's what they all say.
Stop playing.
I'm talking about the...
Have we even said hi?
I'm sorry.
Have we even said hi to Fonda? I tried to get bandit to get in the game, but he wasn't saying that.
Hello guys. I'm not, um, I'm not understanding what's going on. I'm not going to lie. Um,
but I'm having fun.
I like bandit. I like that a lot. Hi, my name's Kevin. I don't understand what the fuck's
going on either, but I'm having a lot of fun.
Hi Kevin. I don't understand what the fuck's going on either, but I'm having a lot of fun.
Hi, Kevin.
Kevin doesn't understand what's going on because he's high as fuck.
I feel like Kevin didn't even have to say that
and we knew.
Oh, Kevin, just for you,
I'm going to hit my yard
until I cough, bro, honestly.
Oh, yeah, bro.
You're getting me.
Yo, Swan. Swansonanson when the link up bro yo
when the when the link up yo i got a very important question y'all i don't really know
what's going on right now but when the link up bro come out to austin gang pop out pop out bro Pop out, bro. I'm here. What the fuck are you doing in Texas?
Come on, bro.
Yes, I'm in fucking Texas.
That's where I reside.
I thought you were in LA. I was.
I was.
Are you there? You're there right now?
Yeah.
Damn, really?
Damn, that's fucked up, bro.
Yeah, I'm not there.
Miri's selling his soul to some handlers right now.
I already know it.
He is, bro.
That's the only thing you do.
Number one thing, do not sign no NDAs, Miri.
If they start pulling out the NDAs, nah, bro.
Fuck, hell nah. Hell nah.
Hell nah.
No bug. Handle this.
Handle that. You try to get handled by me.
What?
Bro, I'm with Arabi already.
What kind of no? Hold on.
Hold on. I rebuke that.
Nigga just... Yo, you playing ball
with a nigga, bro. Y'all on the same team.
The other team is pretty good, bro.
The other team is solid.
I'm solid.
You never played with this guy before.
You don't know his game, for real.
So you're kind of already on edge.
And then he gets pressed.
Full court pressed.
All the other players on the team are on him.
He's got the ball.
He yeets that.
Oops, sorry, baby. I just hit the fucking cat on the team are on him. He's got the ball. He yeets that. Oops. Sorry, baby.
I just hit the fucking cat in the head. He yeets the ball. Come here. He yeets the ball over to you.
And this is the craziest throw you've seen. That shit's going 90 miles per hour. Shaq couldn't
even throw it that hard. And it's way up in the air.
You got to jump to catch that mug.
You might as well just let it go.
It's out on him.
You couldn't do nothing about it.
That's what he just tried to do to me.
I rebuke that.
No siree.
And after seeing that type of gameplay,
all I can say is that that's not a formidable teammate or foe.
I actually started to see that the thesis on this is that there's got to be some type of madness in this type of society.
Now, when I see this type of gameplay, I think to myself, why would this be?
Bro, let this guy up here.
Let him up here.
Yo, chill on camera.
Nah, but hold on.
Yo, I came up here to ask a question.
I didn't even know what to ask my question, bro.
Yo, so is it true that if I'm really trying to reset my sleep schedule, like I got to stay up right now?
Because, like, I'm already up, bro.
It's 5 o'clock, 5 a.m.
You know, I'm like, fuck. You just keep it going, bro.
I'm like, fuck.
Maybe today's a good day to fucking reset it.
But I'm not sure.
Like, what do I do?
Just one, I think, stay up.
And then when you're going to go sleep, have a fuck ton of magnesium.
Magnesium is the alpha if you want to sleep well.
Magnesium is the alpha.
Magnesium.
Magnesium, bi-glycium. Magnesium by glycinate.
Magnesium by glycinate and farmagaba.
Farmagaba.
I thought it was me.
All right, well, now you're just saying shit.
You're just saying.
You're making shit up.
You're literally just making shit up right now, bro.
What the fuck?
Farmagaba 250.
The reason I live in Thailand.
Bro.
Thailand. She. Thailand.
She's gonna be telling me to start fucking putting needles in my arms and shit and fucking
hell, ma.
You actually put them on your ass.
See?
This is what I mean.
It's exactly what I'm talking about right here.
I mean, you're just like, you're technically...
I have to stick a needle in my ass to go to bed properly.
That's what you're telling me.
You're not going to wake up for two or three days.
This just doesn't sound right.
The weather and shit, man.
That shit is crazy, bro.
No one cares.
I got to stay up.
I'm genuinely asking.
I know it sounds funny and shit. Like whatever. I'm genuinely asking, like, like, like, I know it sounds funny and shit, ha ha ha,
like, whatever.
I'm actually asking a genuine question.
Quit being scared.
Do it.
You won't.
What does that fucking mean, bro?
Being scared of what?
I'm not scared of anything, bro.
I'm just trying to, like, I don't know, bro.
I'm fucking up at 5 a.m. right now.
You won't.
Be scared.
Maybe just don't go on your phone so late.
Yeah.
Put down your...
Oh, wow.
That was a great...
Don't.
Don't go there, Kev.
Come on, man.
I still see your shadows in my room.
Can't take back the dick that I gave you.
What?
Yo, Miriam. What's. What? Yo, all right.
Yo, yo.
You guys are all, like, really, really close to getting red cards, some of you.
Once you get a red card, I will have to switch you up with somebody else.
Don't get a red card, ladies and gentlemen.
I need y'all all to take a deep breath and get your head in the game.
That's a free game suspension bro not only
a red cast flagrant oh holy shit yo nor nor what's up welcome back to could have been love
with your host miri curro and arabi who also is doubling as a player right now and then we have
our special guest never goon so what's that so what are we doing um basically i will Um, basically, they're going to riz you until we like one of them the most.
And then, um, I'll pay for an Arby's gift card so that you guys can get a two for five meal at Arby's.
What is Arby's?
Wow.
Wait, what even is that though though Is that like an American thing
Yeah it's an American thing
Yo Nor if you want to drop
It's all good
No I'm fine
Nor do you have any questions for the contestants
Yo the contestants don't believe in themselves
Yo no
Yo curl bro You gotta get your boy Mikey to lock in My fault my fault my fault Yo, no, she's pissed. You don't know Arby's, bro. It's looking grim, Michael. Yo, curl, bro.
You got to get your boy Mikey to lock in.
My fault, my fault, my fault.
Bro, capitalist, didn't you say you wanted to play this round?
Yeah, I dropped, man.
I don't want to.
What's going on?
You decrypt aired me, bro.
It's not looking good.
So I went from like a 98 overall To like a 75
Maybe
I think that we're fudging
Those numbers
I think some numbers are being fudged
My bad
97 to like
Alright alright here's what we're gonna do
I have
Some people in the requests And I'm sure alright alright here's what we're gonna do I have I have some I have some people
in the requests
I'm gonna let
I'm gonna let
the girls vote
on who goes home
today
okay
what are
what are our options
whoever's on the stage
wait
just get
capitalist
capitalist
hasn't had a chance yet
I'll say this capitalist I think you were Just get Capitalist. Capitalist hasn't had a chance yet.
I'll say this, Capitalist.
I think you were spitting some bars yesterday in the space.
It was a very good listening to you.
There we go.
Oh, if you could rap, Capitalist. You should be somewhat of a poet.
Right.
Perhaps maybe try to raise
up north.
I'll talk to more.
Come on, let's go.
So what am I trying
to do here? Just raise her up, right?
You did. Do your thing.
Come on.
Come on. Let's go.
Come on.
He's just like his fucking dog.
Bark for me.
He's aggressive.
I'll send a fucking phone call.
What the fuck?
Can you make a roll over?
Start barking right now.
I'm scared.
Norm, don't be scared.
Norm, get behind me.
I'll protect you. Don't worry.
Okay.
You should genuinely try.
What the fuck?
Yo, Noor.
Yeah.
How you been?
What?
How you been?
No, why do you sound like there's an intruder in your home?
No, no.
She just dropped off.
She's gone away from.
No, you actually scared the husband.
Wait, what the fuck?
What happened, bro?
Did you scare the husband?
Yeah, that's some predatorism. Wait, what happened bro yeah that's on predator
wait what happened
all I said is
how you been
yo Miri give me the replay
hold on hold on hold on
nah I mean
guys
so we've just seen some interesting gameplay from Capitalist.
One challenge by guest coach, Neva Goon, who he brought in to mix it up and keep things interesting, as he is well-experienced in the world of Riz.
We've had Capitalist go up against Noor.
He employed some interesting tactics to start off with first the dominatrix tactic which we've seen the doom bug use multiple times throughout the show
and to get where she wants to be um what's the cat doing? Bro. Bro, why is she denying it, though? Like, after all this, bro, she's still denying it.
Hold on.
Bro, I'm literally just a girl.
Looks like Capitalist was too forceful as Noor has vanished from the stage.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Dude, that Riz, bro, that's like some very advanced Riz you gotta have.
Oh, wait, wait.
Noor's back. That was literally Noor. Noor's back. That Riz is like, I'm gonna chase you very advanced Riz. You gotta have. Oh, wait, wait. Noor's back.
That was literally Noor.
Noor's back.
Noor Riz is like, I'm gonna chase you home, Riz.
That was Dora the Explorer, Riz.
Bro said, come on, vamonos.
Wait, so what did he say verbatim, though?
Come on, vamonos.
He's all Arab, right?
So I gotta get to Arab.
He said, come on, Noor.
Hi. I'm not sure nor
identifies super strongly with the arab side i'm not gonna lie yo no put that burqa on bro
that's how you talk to an arab side get to the kitchen now all right what Oh boy Nah capitalist
That's some crazy words bro I was just joking
Guys if you really knew Noor
You would know that she doesn't really cook
And you would not put her
I don't even eat meat
Holy shit
Bro bandit bro save us
Lock in
I don't know bro the wrist office is not my thing
I got laid this morning and yesterday, so I'm doing something about
I don't know
It's a big deal
I'm I'm like a shadow of my former self i used to do
mma and shit when i was younger now i'm just on city and skinny as fuck and nice do you think
like your past kind of helped you know your success uh today uh yeah i would say so probably
but um yeah i don't know i'm not a good uh i'm not good with the reason i'm just being myself
and sometimes it works.
Yeah, you know, sometimes it's all good. How did you get a real life woman into your bed this morning then, Bandit?
Oh, we actually live together.
Oh, so you've managed to keep a high retention rate and like she comes back after, you know.
No, no, she actually like lives with me full time.
Wow. Oh, wow. That's a very high retention know. No, no, she actually, like, lives with me full-time. Wow. Oh, wow.
That's a very high retention rate.
Nice, nice.
Ladies and gentlemen, I do have
to press the issue here.
Somebody is going home today, as we have
Balsa in their quests.
I love Balsa. I think Balsa can
raise his, is a good guy.
There we go.
Y'all gotta send Kev home, man.
Look at all of Kev.
Yeah, I vote.
Can we take a vote on who gets kicked?
Nah, for his blood, alcohol, concentration,
I ain't gonna lie.
Yeah, we don't leave it up to the ladies
to decide. My bad, my bad.
Yeah, y'all supposed to leave it up to the ladies, bro.
I'm letting them do it.
I'm letting them do it. I'm letting them do it.
Don't worry.
Yo, Swan is here.
I'll let Decrypt and Nora vote first.
I say we kick...
I don't know.
Bro, this is a very easy one.
I'm not gonna lie.
I can drop off.
I'm gonna head out.
One choice.
Even though I would like to hear boss but um
Mary it's been very nice. I think we've
We've only
Shattered I don't think I've ever spoken to you Mary
Really?
This is a crazy first
of a Mary space experience
Yeah, it's been fun now, but I've seen you around
It's good to talk
fucking Kuro is very silent today
Kuro are you there?
Kuro
he has been very silent today
what's going on with Kuro?
I feel like he's asleep
I feel like he pulled the retardio tactic
and just aura farms his co-host
while sleeping for four hours
he didn't say anything
I love Kuro he's definitely asleep with his socks Kuro lives on X man He's on so many spaces.
I don't know how he does it.
Honestly, respect.
We just went over how he does it.
He's sleeping.
We just answered that question.
Guys, can we wake Kuro up?
Hold on.
Let me.
Wait, should I call him?
Wow.
This is delightful.
Please, more.
More, please.
Kuro.
Are you awake?
Yes.
Guys, who are we voting on?
Wake him up.
We're Dago gone He was awake
He just threw up an emoji
Holy shit
He speaks in emojis now
Alright
I'll drop off
Let's get balls up
It's nice talking to you guys
I'll try to join more mirror spaces.
Love you, Bandit. Good to see you, man.
Don't, don't go. You're too sexy, Bandit.
Yo, dude, what the hell?
Wait, wait, somebody else dropped, apparently.
Oh, shit, we got Balsa.
Yo, kick Kev.
Balsa, welcome to the stage. Welcome to the arena. It's good to's good to have yo what's good man um like
bandit though i just wanted to say what's up i'm actually i just wanted to say what's up from
japan bro this place is fucking beautiful bro i'm so sad i'm leaving tomorrow though
hell yeah bro how's japan been dude last, I took a, I booked this private tour with this Liberty Walk GTR.
Like, it's like one of my latest posts.
Bro, that shit was crazy, bro.
Like, fucking, the driver took us around, like, to Harajuku.
Fucking visited, like, the Liberty Walk store.
He took us to Daikoku, which is, like, one of the most famous car meet spots.
Bro, Japan, like, 10 out of fucking 10.
I don't know if, if like anyone here is a
big travel person but bro japan's like top three top three in my opinion
wait balsa are you just in tokyo uh yeah right now i'm kind of like in kinza i'm about uh i just
got in line for a sushi restaurant with my lady so we're kind of just outside chilling right now
yeah have you shibuya matched yet? Oh, yeah.
I've fucking circled Shibuya probably like five times throughout my past week. This is Shibuya.
Did you make the TikTok?
Did I make a TikTok?
Nah, but I be making TikTok content.
I be posting on X, but I should be posting on Instagram.
You said Shibuya didn't make the Shibuya TikTok?
Shibuya TikTok?
Next stop Shibuya.
Oh, I know exactly who you're about yet actually if he if he knows
if he knows the shibuya tiktok audio he's ran the fuck yeah whoa what's up running through the for
you page like what scrolling the fuck on the internet you should be you should be providing
bro that's crazy okay i guess i don't have content on my fucking profile.
I guess I'm not doing dumb shit in drive-thrus.
Balsa, I think we got you up here to exhibit some riz, but it sounds like you're a Taken man.
I am a Taken man, and that's why.
I think I found some alpha boss
You wanted to come up and just say hi you have it. We're taken I'm taking I'm chilling
We got everyone who's not trying is taken and everyone was trying liberty walk
GTR your life
Well, I'm taking I just like multiple bird. That get it, bro. Struggling. Struggling is the word. Bro, I'm taking.
I just like multiple, bro.
That's all it is.
Wow.
Wow.
Shit.
Hey.
Inshallah, man.
Yo, I'm allowed to have four, bro.
We know, bro.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
What did I just get myself into?
Hold the fuck up.
I'm joking. I'm joking.
That definitely seems like the type to share, bro.
You're in there, dawg.
In there like swimwear, bro.
For sure, she's so down for that, bro.
For sure.
Now, Dubug is top four in it that's still good wait she's top four
i deserve better than that erby i'm not gonna lie no but everyone's like
you're equally treated yo doobug for me you'd be top five all right
stop playing that's crazy see they're trying to take advantage of of uh our issues here
and i don't think you should let anyone if you already have a harem should we just add nor to it
bro nor seems like i'm kind of scared of nor bro i'll be honest That BST gotta be fooling the way he's like, bro.
I don't want to be added.
What? I don't want to add you anyway!
What?
What?
Holy shit!
Nor is a freak!
What the fuck?
Yo! I swear y'all just be saying things You're moving mad fam
You're moving mad
Is he from London or why does he talk like that?
Nah I just He's just trying to be from London That's does he talk like that? Nah, I just...
He's just trying to be from London, that's all it is.
He's trying to...
Wait, who's talking?
That's weird.
What's she waffling about, yeah?
Who's talking?
What are you doing, baby?
You talking rubbish, mate.
Oh, gosh.
Hey, capitalist, you gonna let them disrespect you like that bro
The Queens pack this bro is straight mocking you that's crazy
Chief no, don't make me smoke up Donald Trump pack, bro You be careful, buddy He's alive and well, bro
Orange pack
Bro, he's turning blue, bro
About he's alive and well, bro
He's turning into a smurf
Has anybody seen him?
Nah, everybody's like
Is that real? Like, is he good?
Only pack I'm smoking on
Is that Gary Payton, you heard?
Yo, goat.
The goat.
Yeah.
Goat.
He does have a shirt.
I forgot.
Balsa, I sent... Wait, oh, Bennett was speaking.
Okay, I'm going to let Bennett speak, and then I'm going to yell at you guys.
No, no, you can go ahead and yell.
I was just going to tell Balsa. I've sent him a dm and it's very funny
anyway everyone follow me yo yo no stop begging bro updates guys updates updates updates updates
updates so we've had if you're just tuning in welcome to could have been love with miri
curl araby i'm gonna stop it araby's not even co-hosting bro he's he's playing the game i don't
know what's going on here bro i'm just i'm just like showing everyone i'm leading by example bro
that's what it is a special guest host Star player Never goons In this joint
And we've had
One of the contestants
Crash out
Noor
Said that she would
Never be Arab
In response to
Coach Arabi's proposal
Further then
We have Michael P
Michael Lee Jimmy Lee I don't know what he's been saying This whole have Michael P Michael Lee
Jimmy G
I don't know what he's been saying this whole time
Michael P? Like pushing P?
I appreciate that
Do you guys push P or just me?
I'm pushing P bro
Holy shit
We've also had Nor begging for followers bro
I'm squatting 585 for 10
Yo Nor is begging for 10
Please follow Nor can stop begging for
followers eventually maybe it will be enough begging for followers begging for the i love
no wonder she's not our because we don't beg we terrorize Yo, that was real as fuck. I'd also like to say that
I'm joining the war against
terrorism on the side of terrorism.
That's crazy.
I do not know any of these people.
These are all
internet characters that I'm not associated with.
I don't know how I got you.
I do want to say though,
Noor did not used to beg for followers,
bro. It's only after she started hanging out with JoJo.
Y'all really a high vibe now.
Y'all really a high vibe.
Get JoJo in here and say it to her face.
She can come up, bro.
I said it to her before.
Yo, JoJo is hilarious, bro.
She used to be in the group chat
somebody would talk and she'd be like why the fuck you don't follow me
it worked like that shit worked for sure my that might be the tech that might be the method chat
since i feel like you're the strategy expert here, Mary, what kind of strategy would you classify that as?
See, that's the cloud chasing strategy.
You feel me?
It's a really dangerous strategy to employ because if you're not like...
Oh, shit.
Bro, JoJo is genuinely a fucking robot, bro. I have... She is an LLM fucking Jeffy U fucking whatever you call that shit.
The fucking AI meta.
She's one of those.
I'm convinced.
No other way.
Meta is a derogatory term.
It would kind of explain why Jojo and Nora are like very similar types of people.
It would kind of explain why JoJo and Noor are like very similar types of people.
I've never seen someone take a selfie at the angle that she takes her fucking selfies.
Let me just say that.
That shit looks like it's an AI generated shit, bro.
I've never seen someone take a selfie that way.
What?
He's staring at them selfies.
She got the craziest angles, bro.
He be throwing me off.
Angles.
Yeah, all right. Pack it up there. I would like to say, Swan, bro. He throw me off. Angles. Yeah, all right.
Pack it up there.
I would like to say, Swan, he's talking about the angles, talking about the selfies are crazy, this and that.
You can't risk somebody when they're not in the space.
So I'm going to try to get JoJo in here for you.
I'm not trying to risk her, bro.
But you know what?
Yeah, let's do it.
Bring her in.
Bring her in. Bring her in Bring her in
Bring her in
I'm in the shower right now too
I'm feeling myself bro
I think she'd like to
Hot and steamy in here
We might have somebody who can save the game
Without JoJo
Without JoJo is crazy Yeah Without JoJo is crazy.
Yeah.
Without JoJo is wild, bro.
JoJo's the boss call tonight.
Dude, JoJo infected my computer from a drive-by.
I'm kind of confused right now.
She's, like, staring at me through my webcam, jerking off.
It's fucking freaky, bro.
What?
She hacked my credit cards, and then she dumped it into fucking XRP like a fucking idiot, and I'm kind of confused as to why it's not, like bro he hacked my credit cards and then she dumped it into fucking xrp like a fucking idiot
and i'm kind of confused as to why it's not like
fucking pumping right now
wait who the fuck is talking
what
leave the fifth risk
bro all i did was visit
her website for this uh
ai generator thing and then
they fucking hacked my Java, bro.
This is Java dad, bro. It's so fucking weird.
Now she sees all my
original content and I'm kind of confused.
What?
Oh, yo, that guy's weird.
Yo, good morning, Miri. How you doing this morning, dude?
Oh, you know, I have to
go to the gym tomorrow. I mean, in like two hours?
Yeah, in two hours. It's up for body day, bro. Yo, you know, I have to have the gym tomorrow. I mean, in like two hours? Yeah, in two hours.
Yo, this guy is one shot.
Yo, never go.
Bro, Graves cannot one shot anyone right now.
Yo, is Never Goon there?
Yeah, okay.
Hey, I will buy $100 of your coin right now if you buy my $100 a month.
No, I'm going to do it first.
Imagine buying coins with your own money in 2025.
Miri, is this better or worse than begging for followers?
I think it's a little bit worse.
I feel like this is worse than deploying the e-begging technique.
Why don't you just buy your own token?
No, no, no.
Why would you buy any coin in 2025 with your own money?
But I will say it is a good way to network in that sense.
This guy has a coin?
Stop playing.
There's kind of a purpose behind it.
But there's also a purpose for begging for followers.
Oh, okay.
Here, here.
It's still a little bit weird.
Do you guys want to buy my coin that docks his police officers across the United States?
Guys.
Guys.
Guys.
I don't even know who was talking just now.
But that just made me bearish on the point.
Who knew you needed to hear from, bro?
I just didn't listen.
I just became bearish on the coin.
Like, I don't even know what the coin is,
but he just came on the space.
We don't even know what bro's name is.
He got the fucking,
is that a skull and crossbones?
Bro, come on, bro.
You're already negative or for that.
Then the first thing you say, something about coin, buy the coin,
cops in America, like, bro, out here talking about the feds.
What that got to do with us on the recorded space?
You might be one of them.
You feel me?
So, like, it's just a lot of things wrong
we got beautiful ladies on the stage
you supposed to be risen
and you just you froze up
you talking about something else
don't tell me the market cap of that coin
is under fucking 100k
cause if it is
that's bad juju too
you cannot mention bro if you have a coin and it's under...
Never mind.
Never mind, bro.
These niggas should be pushing the most random narratives.
Bro, oh my
God, that shit had me laughing for a whole
minute, bro.
What are you talking about?
Wait, who even just talked about that coin?
Yeah, bro, I have a coin
in the process that, you know,
he docks off since he pressed his head.
I'm asking one question.
What is the market cap of the coin?
Bro, I don't fucking know.
You want to mine it, though?
What?
Yeah, dude.
No, it's just dead that shit.
I just need to come up with the white paper, bro.
What are you talking about?
Who's speaking right now?
Bro's trying to dox, like...
I literally can't tell who's speaking.
Right.
Yeah, so...
I don't know what's going on.
Police officers across the United States, and there'll be a...
That's kind of bullish.
You know, you guys know what a kill box is?
You're just stealing like that?
Yeah, where serial killers have, like, kill boxes.
You know, they fly around
and, you know, they dump like, let's say,
guns,
ropes, whatnot.
Yeah, so there's going to be those around.
Just in case someone's feeling
a little bit.
What?
What? I know, right?
Wait, what is he talking about?
Dude, I get like weird
vibes, bro. Weird vibes? That's just crazy. I want to say one more time. Alright bro Wait what is he talking about Dude I get like weird vibes bro
Weird vibes is crazy
I want to say one more time
I do not know
None
I don't know
This motherfucker living in an anime bro
Anyways never go
All these gay ass coins
And you don't want to invest in a doc
Nah you gotta go all right inspector gadget bro
anyway never goonies like it's not we what did doom bug say earlier we just made a new low
all-time low we need we need somebody to come and save this space, bro. Bro, what the actual fucking cracked unit, cunt, are you talking about?
Oh, we got to fuck it off, really?
It's actually so good.
George.
George, have you ever watched the Big Les show?
Yes, cunt.
Like, fuck the whole thing.
Bro, that is S tier.
S tier Microsoft fucking paint illustrations.
It's not even S tier.
It's a tier that's untouchable, to be honest.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was the best I could come up with.
I just got really excited.
I'm sorry.
Tumor Island?
Like, come on.
Come on, cunt.
Oi, cunt.
Wait, wait, wait.
The fact that Dune has more tea than 90% of the stage is crazy.
Incels.
Wait, more tea?
More tea basically calls him.
Kura, I said 90%, motherfucker.
You in the 10.
Bro, the last thing we need is to fucking...
Now he wants to fucking talk.
Hey, Goon.
What strategy is the boy there?
This guy's trying to get themselves to stab this up and shit.
You know they like to fucking go trans and then shoot up the place.
Bro, who are these people?
Yeah, but wait, Kura, make sure you do a manifesto, bro, and put me in there.
No, bro, I'm saying we don't want them to turn on us.
You can't just always just beat them up, man.
You're verbally clapping their cheeks and shit,
and you don't expect them to rebel.
What?
Who just said, what about cheeks?
Anyways, what happened to JoJo?
I said he's verbally clapping their cheeks.
We still have not been able to get a hold of JoJo.
I'm sorry.
What the fuck? I thought we had a good segment
coming, man. She's supposed to be Nora's best
friend, bro. I thought they could just, like, summon
each other. I don't know.
Maybe she's a burg.
Yo, Doombug, this point is just like...
I can't. I'm outside. Yo, Doombug, this point is just like... I can't. I'm outside.
Yo, Doombug, just Riznor at this point.
Bro, I've been trying to Riznor for like 14 weeks.
She like won't accept any of my advantages.
Damn.
It's crazy.
I literally flew to her country, bro, and she wouldn't see me.
What?
This looks true.
Hey, I'm glad you know how we feel now, Doombug.
Yo, one after another.
Dropping like flies.
Trying to put a ring on that shit.
Bro, it's falling into your turn.
I tried.
You think I haven't tried?
I'm on round three right now trying.
It's still not going through.
Bro, listen.
I almost made her fucking. I almost had it. I'm not going to. Bro, listen. I almost made her fucking...
I almost had it, I'm not gonna lie.
I feel like I was...
Now you're just begging her at this point, Swan, bro.
Bro, what else are we supposed to do at this point, bro?
I tried to...
I tried to raise up her grand.
Give up?
Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen,
I have an announcement.
An observation perchance
yo you're supposed to be muted
how the fuck are you still talking
wait can you still talk
oh she's muted
there you go good shit
technology is great
when it works
I think
even our star players man
like I don't know what's going on
everybody's folding under pressure
I think that the contestants that we've brought up
are just too powerful
I think that might be the issue
so either we're going to need some people to step up their game
or this whole thing might go down the drain okay nor uh you can give your story about what happened
blah blah blah thank you welcome to could have been love like retweet the room i'm so tired
bro don't you ever call Nora too powerful again
Her fucking head is so goddamn
Big right now
You don't understand what you just did to that woman
Wait who were these retards contesting
Okay so Sven added me on Instagram
And then I posted a picture with my best friend
And he tried to like
Risk my in real best friend
Yo I too friend That's crazy
No, no, keep going, keep going
So you trying to risk Nora and her friend?
Well, you know what I mean
Look, if it's not hitting
If it's not hitting with the first one
Sometimes you gotta slide over to the friend
You know, make them feel some type of way
You know what I mean?
You gotta make them feel some type of way sometimes
You know what I'm saying?
That's some baggy energy, bro
It's like, yo, I'll just tell you Nah, it's not I'm saying? That's some baggy energy, bro. It's like, yeah, I'll just settle for the second best.
It's not baggy, bro.
It's not baggy.
It's toxic.
It's toxic.
That's called court vision, boys.
That's not court vision.
That's right.
It's court vision, bro.
Yeah, I couldn't get the main goal.
I'll just settle for the second best.
Come on, will you?
But you're assuming that that's the main.
What if the friend, you know, looks. what if the friend you know looks what if the friend
If you didn't go down this path
Don't help me out
What's good state what's good state?
So it sounds like Swan has completely fucking fumbled for it.
Bro, dude, Swan, are you abandoned by your mom?
There's no coming back.
I told you.
I was trying to tell y'all that I had no chance.
Swan, bro, when I was in Miami when I was 18, yeah, I went to ask for this girl's number.
I've never seen this man in my life.
Don't listen to any story that he's about to tell.
No, no, no, me. I'm talking about myself. I'm talking about myself. All right,'s number. I've never seen this man in my life. Don't listen to any story that he's about to tell.
No, no, no.
Me, me.
I'm talking about myself.
I'm talking about myself.
All right, all right.
I'm talking about myself.
I went to ask this girl for her number.
And then I was like 18.
I was younger than I am now.
And then she goes, I got a boyfriend, but you can get one of my friends.
I look at her friends.
I turn to her friends.
I just kept turning, bro.
I just turned around and just walked off, bro.
It just wasn't for me, Swan. why did you yeah well bro that's an anecdotal story you know what i mean an anecdotal story doesn't work in every scenario you know so he's
or farming because he got doom bug so now he's just chilling anecdotes that that's what i'm
saying bro get me on your street street bro never gonna fly out to you
i would like to i would like to
i would like to just clarify here
that you gave up your coaching
position to be a player you can't
just
that's not how it works
you just didn't have the credentials
to be a fucking coach
exactly
we have a we have a role He just didn't have the credentials to be a fucking coach. Yeah, exactly.
We have a role in this. No, bro. Shut up.
Noor is trying to speak.
Yo, this nigga
gets doom bug and all of a sudden he's too big
for his britches.
Okay, so last time I posted a picture with my sis
and he went to my DM and was like,
what's her ad?
That's crazy.
Yeah, it's the same story.
You just told the fucking story.
That's giving Becky a raise, bro.
She said next time.
No, no, no.
It was a one-time situation, bro.
There ain't no next time.
There ain't no fucking next time.
That's bullshit.
That's crazy.
No, that's the first time I saw it.
Bro, she's lying on my name now which is why Like it was funny at first like yeah
Now she's lying on my name and I'm not cool with that
It looks like we've got some tension here between nor and swan but see what I, look, none of y'all got stories like that coming out of Nora's mouth.
You know what I mean?
So I left an impression.
And sometimes you got to just leave an impression.
You know, it's the slow cook.
It's the slow cook.
I'm not going to lie.
I think she wants to.
See?
But look, no, no, no.
Never mind.
Never mind.
No, she don't.
She don't.
Nah. Kurouro i want you wow
i want to hear more of george he has an australian accent i'm taken by this path in this
lake man do you eat kangaroos yeah eat a kangy on the bobby mat oh hell no
Eat a fucking kangi on the Bobby Mar.
Oh, hell, man.
That was more Robbie's accent than mine.
Ladies and gentlemen, I've just gotten an anonymous DM.
And the DM contains a screenshot of the conversation between Swan and Noor.
That confirms that Swan did indeed ask for her sister's ad as well.
Round of applause for Swan.
He's a dog.
Thank you. Thank you
Hey, listen, bro. Kobe my go. I don't know about y'all but Kobe my go and look at Kobe triple team
Fucking coverage baseline short corner. He not even in the three-point line short corner fucking he hugging that bitch up
You know, I mean, so that's that's my fucking go
Well said brother holy. Holy shit.
I'm assembling a team, man. I'm recruiting
people just like you, man.
I love her.
Why are you actually telling me you're a fucking
basketball coach, bro?
Bro thinks he's Nick Fury, bro.
Since Swan
completely fumbled the
bag and Nora's looking for love on
Never doing love island are there any actual
Serious men on the stage
Or is everyone
Let us go through the options
Okay
Norah I'm gonna need you to run
Just a quick thumbs up thumbs down
As I go through these options
Yeah but wait wait Mary
Who is everyone even
contesting for shut the fuck up just heard that you want to cut us way to go
as we get close to the elimination round nor can you like describe yourself like you're shilling a meme coin? Oh no.
Is it the same guy that was like posting?
I'm a serious man.
I'm interested.
Wow.
Yeah.
This is it.
This is it. Yo.
Mother.
God.
The final boss is such a good one.
Right here. Ladies and gentlemen, we just had an upset.
Aseem has appeared on the court, and he is ready to play ball.
Welcome, Aseem.
Welcome.
Hey, it was nice knowing you.
I'm out of here.
Is that actually your face?
No, that's my ass.
That just made me want to cry.
I'm about to get behind the wheel again just to crash my car.
That's only like off two hits of the yard, though.
Dude, what is the fucking yard?
Nah, he's sober.
Never hit the yard?
Wow.
He's never under the influence. I know, looking like that, sober's sober. Never hit the yard? Wow. He's never under the influence.
Looking like that, sober is insane.
And also, Noor, I'm really close to you.
I'm in Brussels, and I know where you at.
Wait.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
He said I have an IP.
What type of ring?
You know, I was just about to give
I see him commendations
because I don't know who was
I think it was Michael was trying to get on his ass
and then he ignored him
and proceeded to play the game
he did not let it faze him
that is a high level technique right there
then
he proceeded to say
he know where she's at which might be all I have to say He know where she's at
Which might be
All I have to say is
Either you get invited
Or you invite yourself
See that's what I'm talking about
That can be interpreted
In a variety of manners
I'm not comfortable with.
Simple. It's fucking simple.
Fine, I will break ice.
Yo, Aseem,
can you give us a little
rundown about yourself?
Yes.
Hello, Aseem. Where do you reside?
What the fuck is reside?
Yeah, so do you like long walks
on the beach?
What do you like? walks on the beach? Like, what do you like?
What do you like?
What are your hobbies?
Hold on, Dunbug.
How many pospoles do you have?
Dunbug.
Dunbug.
What?
I was new, I was new.
Let's go, I knew it!
Okay, I'm interested in Dunbug now.
I don't care.
Who the fuck are you?
Where you come from?
Why I never knew that...
Are you a girl?
Or like a bunny?
Bro, eyes on the prize.
Wallah, you're here for Noor, not me.
Khalas, enough.
Focus, focus.
You guys are all so fucking unfocused.
For two seconds.
I let him cook.
He was cooking.
Let him cook. Fuck was cooking. Let him cook.
Fuck for Allah.
Anyways,
Noor,
I have like a train.
It takes like one hour
and I'm at your location.
That's it.
And then I know that you like cigarettes
so I'm gonna take
Kamal or Marlboro.
What you prefer?
Why do you know these things?
Because I studied like seven stars.
He pays.
Okay, fine. I will just take
ice seams to end the episode.
Huh?
Wow.
I'm in.
I think that's an absolute win.
Bro, she said she's taking you out of pity.
I'm in.
I think that's an absolute win.
Anyways, I'm gonna eat some breakfast that's it
You're gonna do everything except stream on your motherfucking computer I seem that's what you gonna do
Goddamn yes, pretty much
I see you
When is the wind? Ice Team No Stream.
When is a win?
Ice Team No Stream, bro.
That's what I'm saying.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are having a lot of infighting between the contestants.
I'm seeing a lot of y'all yapping.
None of y'all have won.
None of y'all clapping, if you know what I mean.
You are one of them.
I don't know, bro.
I feel like I've been evicted at this point.
But nor keeping me in the game.
I know I got a little spot in her heart right there.
She keeping me in the game, so I respect that.
This is the part, Swann, where you have to sing to her and try to, like...
Nah, nah, I ain't doing all that.
On some Kev shit.
Uh-uh.
You will never catch me on some Kev shit.
You will never even put my name in the same sentence as on some Kev shit, all right?
So don't even associate me with no on some Kev shit.
If he said that to me, I would fly out to where he's at and just slap him in the face.
I wouldn't even say no.
I'd get it right off the plane, hop... Don't fly out here, Ke's at and just slap him in the face. I wouldn't even say no. I'd get it right off the plane.
Don't fly out here, Kev.
Straight to his crib. Slap him.
Actually, I don't want Kev flying out here, bro.
I don't know what the fuck he gonna do, bro.
You know what I'm saying? I don't know if I want
Kev flying out.
Nah, Kev
knowing Kev, he already on the way, bro.
He on the way. Oh, hell no.
I'm gonna start boarding up the door and shit. Damn, you scared of Kev, he already on the way, bro. He on the way. Oh, hell no. I'm gonna start boarding up the door and shit.
Damn, you scared of Kev?
Shit.
It's getting real, bro.
Kev is, his aura is maxing out against Swan, bro.
You saw what he did to Pete, man.
Fuck, dude.
Holy shit.
What did he do to Pete?
I don't know
I feel like Goon can speak on that
all I know is that
I'll let you see him man
I ain't getting caught up
just know that
he won't want to be in that situation
yeah now Kev is a wild boy
I don't know I don't know what his next move will be.
I walk right around Kev.
Well, you have to understand, that can be a good thing.
You don't want to have the most predictable person.
Girls want to go on a fun time, right?
Shit.
Yeah, right.
Nor Kev might be the one for you.
He almost made Doomba crash.
That's pretty powerful.
Bro, she just said in the chat
she might as well take Iceeem to end this episode.
Where did Iceeem go? He dropped?
Bro, there's no way this unemployed coin guy
is at 7,000 market cap. There's no way this unemployed coin guy is that
7000 market cap. There's no way
He just followed me and I just clicking through I'm like, oh, let's go see what this guy's Well, his was that the guy who's filled the coin before?
Not the police one, but this is the guy that was up here trying to compete for nor's love Michael Lee
The spider-man pfp guy
No, he kept showing his point though. He kept showing he's like he's like goon. Will you buy your coin if I if you buy my coin
Right his coin is that 7,000 market cap
No way
This is yeah Swan drop me the handle so I can block him
Wait what were you saying about me Swan
Who the fuck is speaking
Oh there you are
Bro your coin is at
7,000 market cap
And you're at your
Yeah nah all my friends dump that shit bro
Fuck them
Yeah your shit's cooked, bro.
How are you going to be up here?
At least get some volume into the chart before you start shilling it on fucking spaces on Love Island fucking mirror.
Bro, you know how much a mirror space shill is worth?
I've been hella active.
I've been hella active, too.
Hella.
Clearly you have not been.
Okay, pull up my pump one then
Count how many streams you see
I ain't gonna lie, unemployed
It's gotta be 24-7 around the clock
That's what I'm saying, right?
Unemployed, that's shit
7K, you're not over with though
It's like shit, what else you got to do?
You know?
No, I'm playing some shit this week.
Oh, I got some shit coming this week.
All right.
I'll keep a lookout.
Maybe I'll pick up a cool 3% and dump it at 40K.
Nah, man.
Hey, yo. I can't Nah, man. Hey, yo.
I can't lie, guys.
I bought it at $500.
So once it gets to...
What the fuck?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What?
If you have a sniper buy fast enough, you can buy in at a really, really low market cap.
Anyway, guys, once it gets to
8k i am gonna dump my 40 of supply nah fuck you i'm chilling to the wrong people
mary i'm not gonna lie you should have unrecorded the spaces before admitting that Yeah, it's over
Wait, Miri, wait, Miri, you're telling me that you're gonna pump and dump a small creator's poor little bag?
Bro, he's about to pump and dump your ass
He's being transparent, guys, I respect it
Nah, nah, he is broke boy behavior, Miri, you're better than that, bro
Yeah
I'm not gonna lie, guys, I that, bro. I'm not going to lie, guys.
I just bought
80% more, so I now have
120% of the coin.
If my math is correct.
Why'd the floor go down?
Nah, I'm playing.
That's between you and God, buddy.
It has nothing to do with me.
Wait, you said you bought?
We just went down Yeah, you might see the Mevwick there
Somebody bought in two bucks after me
And I just Mev'd the entire thing
They are now left with one tenth of a penny.
Wow.
Thanks for playing.
You should have sold.
Thanks for playing.
I gotta buy some Nevergoon.
Nor.
Bro, he's not gonna buy your coin, bro.
Yeah.
Fuck it.
Why don't you like Swan?
He's not funny. Why don't you like Swan? What did you say?
Why don't you fuck with Swan?
Fuck with my boy Swan.
Nah, Nor does fuck with me, bro.
Like, don't let her put up a little act.
I was gonna say, I like Swan.
How come you dubbed Swan for Iseem?
No, I didn't.
Fuck with Iseem, though. Because Iseem? No, I didn't. How the fuck with Iseem, though?
Nah, Iseem.
Because Iseem doesn't hit on my sister and my friends.
Oh, word.
Bro, if men could have crazy eyes, Iseem had the craziest fucking eyes I've ever seen on a motherfucker.
What do you mean if men could have crazy eyes?
What does that mean?
I mean, that's normally a female thing.
Men usually aren't the ones that have crazy eyes,
but he was an exception.
That was crazy.
Okay, I'm going to switch up Isum for Sven.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
You need to take the trade.
That's so crazy.
So, you know, Isum is crazy, bro. I seem as the homie.
I seem probably...
He probably has the best... I've been him all along.
I've been testing 35
on here.
I see him speak eight different languages, bro.
Like, he's a hack.
He speaks eight?
He's a federal agent.
All he needs to do is learn how to talk to women Bro he's up
I don't know if you should be the one
Making that comment
Bro if you're judging me off this dog
Bro I get Rizzy bro
You gotta be able to play the game
Bro you getting Rizzy was literally you saying Yeah I, I get a little yeah, yeah on the side.
I have no fucking idea what that means.
A little yeah, yeah on the side.
What the fuck's a yeah, yeah?
Come on, shawty.
You don't even speak English and you're talking shit on someone who speaks eight languages.
Bro, I can give him his props
and then shit on him. I was trying to switch air
before I see him right now, to be real.
She can't do that, bro.
She can't do that, bro.
It's even me?
Oh, she's going to go...
What?
Yo, nah.
You got her on that death row contract?
Nah.
That was a little wild, bruh.
Wow, that's crazy.
Nah, bruh.
Yo, we have somebody else on stage.
Welcome up to the
illustrious Angeliki.
Hailing from South Africa
and Greece.
That is, I'm a what?
That is a wild thing
to call me.
Wow, another what to disappoint.
Damn!
I was listening to what you all said.
I came up to say that the biggest mindfuck for me is like watching Nua in chat,
going after bitches and calling them fucking whores and like acting like a badass.
But she sounds like
I just want to give her a hug
she sounds so sweet
you don't know the stories
behind it
I don't know it's the what
the riz
no I said I only said that bitches of war
and I will say it here too
nah nah nah there's no lore
you be saying the craziest shit at all times
Like during she ain't talking about one specific scenario
She's just talking about like any moment that you're typing in the chat
You we should get peach in here honestly Mary can you summon summon the she double why?
Honestly, Miri, can you summon the She-Double?
What?
Wow.
Yeah, bro, let's get Peach, Noor, and Jojo up on this stage.
And let's have a fucking time.
At least I don't farm boys.
Do it.
Hi, Angeliki.
Hello, Arabi.
Flippin' hell.
Flippin' hell.
Why are you even protecting Peach?
Huh?
No, I was talking to Angeliki.
What did you ask?
Why are you protecting Peach?
What did I say?
How did I protect her?
I said, what I
said was, I love
it's a monster.
I don't call other girls a whore.
I don't even know who you call the whore. I just saw
your boots off in the chat.
And I was like, oh, this girl's
a badass. And then I hear you speak
for the first time and I was like, wait,
what?
Yeah, she sounds like she's hiding
from an intruder.
No, but I love your...
I love that you did that.
Hiding for what?
Bro, the intruder is fucking Swarm
and I seem...
Don't do the fucking intruders.
You watch your mouth,
Doombug, alright?
I love you.
Watch how you speak
to me, though.
Yo, Gats is finally a speaker.
Thank fuck. Gats,
raise her up right now.
Is this the dude that sent me
a dick pic to you?
This is the dude that
sent me 14 dick pics from 60
different angles.
What the fuck?
Guys, you be careful, buddy,
because I'm territorial.
What?
No, bro.
It was like different RGB.
Put it on your life this happened.
I will not say voila in this scenario, but I will say you did that shit.
If there's no wallah, then I don't know if it's true.
As we say out here, say on your soul.
Bro, I'm not speaking on my soul or no one's soul like that.
You did what you did.
Can you at least say on glizzy?
On glizzy, no cat Aunt Glizzy, okay.
Aunt Glizzy, okay.
What the fuck?
Aunt Glizzy ain't no Glizzy.
We're cook, chat.
We really are.
Bro, talk about your fucking Glizzy.
I'm pretty sure he left.
He left.
Wait, Mary's vape just exploded
in his face again.
Wait, hold on. I'm piecing together
bits and pieces of this
past five-hour lore.
Is Gats the guy that was sending dick?
Gats is sending dick
into fucking DMs?
You sound like you interested, bro. No
I'm just trying to catch up
I got me fucked up I
Got me fucked up. What?
Y'all making me question my existence right now, bro
So what's gonna get
Don't fucking send it to me, bro
What do you mean if I send that shit to anybody else?
Is he Gats?
Gats like
You understand burns anybody's eyeballs again. Who's talking right now?
Michael Lee.
Oh, fuck, bro.
I thought Gats was talking.
Bro.
Why is Michael still a speaker after that 7K Morse?
It's kept going.
Yo, that's crazy.
You got that.
You got so loved the little dog sometimes, Nora, you know?
Michael, I would not let her be on my head like this.
You fight back.
No, she got that.
No, I'll be honest.
Michael Lee had a good run back when Solana was low, bro.
I'm going to be in the background now.
No, Michael Lee had a good run.
I'll be honest, bro.
He was up there.
He had some aura back in the day.
Wait.
Decrypt said she'd be on my screen.
What happened?
I don't know, bro.
Just went downhill.
I think he flipped the screen, bro.
So the charts were going down on his screen.
Yeah, tell him, Michael.
It's not about the market cap.
It's about the volume.
I'm saying, bro.
I'm saying.
I'm still putting in that word.
I don't give a fuck.
You got to sneak him in the bundle.
Word to never go bundle word to never go
word to never go
let me get in the bundle
she got the puffy penguins
I'm just trying to sneak in the bundle
I love puffy
shit
you're so goaded for that shit bro
I'm not gonna lie
I get a good like low key I be watching the videos back bro because they're just You're so goaded for that shit, bro. I'm not going to lie.
I get a good, like, low-key, I be watching the videos back, bro,
because they're just funny, dude.
Wait, man.
You smoked one?
Yeah, bro, of course.
I be fucking high as shit. Bro, one of my favorite ones is when you're like, you're like,
you Jewish?
Always.
He's like, always.
That is the best flip ever.
That was crazy, bro.
It was crazy.
I gotta repend that shit.
Yeah, always.
Miri.
What's up?
I feel like it's time for episode three
now that we have Angelique on the stage.
Oh, no, no.
I'm okay.
Oh, man.
There's no choice.
This is literally Never Goon, Love Island.
Yeah, I don't fuck with shit like that.
I don't even watch Love Island.
Oh, neither do I.
Okay, then you understand.
Reality TV.
It's brain rot.
It's brain rot, yeah.
Okay. Bye, guys. You're trapped here now. Enjoy. I'll send some. Wait yeah it's brain rot yeah okay bye guys enjoy i'll send some stay stay stay for a little bit i actually bro i actually miss angeliki bro
yo make bullish speaker
wait who bullish oh yeah bring Bullish up here
They're not even requesting
No just sent to him a request
That's fine
I can't even see them
Bullish where's Bullish man can you see them
I can't even see no one
There's Pete in the listeners do you want Pete
No not Pete
Bro they're really scrolling through the whole crowd To call these people up bro Pete in the listeners. Do you want Pete? No, not Pete.
Bro, they're really scrolling through the whole crowd to call these people up, bro.
You should get Pete up here, though, for real.
Pete would be not.
We're not going to invite no one.
If they want to call, then come on.
He gave us some more thought.
Kev's a chat, bro. He's like mad chiseled and shit.
Nah, so
Bullish, apparently you got infinite
unspoken Riz, bro.
Nora's like flipping
and dying for you, so
I'll let you take the stage, bro.
But first buy a mic, please, yeah.
And then you can take the stage.
Sorry, Mike. but first buy a mic please yeah and then you can take this stage sorry yeah i'd buy some wi-fi as well that'd be great and then you can take this stage
bro he's in a third world country right now get him some slack
what country is he in He's in Thailand. Oh
Yeah, so he probably doesn't swing that way nor sorry to tell you
No, he actually only likes latinas
It's quite concerning for that's like max guna type
Yo, I can't lie.
Bullish.
Bullish.
I respect it.
Congratulations.
Bro, Latina is not Max Gooner, RB.
That is just not.
You understand?
Unless you're Latino.
No, bro.
He's Latina.
Nah, nah.
Listen, listen, bro.
You got to be.
He's just talking out his ass, bro.
Listen, if you're attracted to a latino
woman like you nah bro like okay maybe you're a gooner but like bruh ain't no gooner ain't no
gooner can handle a fucking latino woman let me tell you that bruh none of them motherfuckers
are fucking dealing with latino women all right swan loki just cooked so fucking hard well i
can't lie basically we don't have a lot of latinas here
so like if someone here has a type and it's latina it's like bro like you're never gonna
get that because it's just so uncommon to find a latina in the uk maybe it's different in the us but
yeah that's why you have to go to south America. My bad, my connection was all fucked up.
I mean, you know, DevConnect.
We all gotta go there.
Make a stop by Brazil.
Start a harem.
Hmm.
This is how you know he's not a real gunner because he just called it a harem.
Like, what the fuck?
What even is that?
Yo, no one on his face.
Shut the fuck up, Airbnb.
A haran?
A harem.
Google it.
H-A-R-E-M.
Bro, it's harem.
It's not a harem.
Oh, sorry.
It's not a harem.
You don't have to say it like that.
Just go to hanime.tv.
I'm Muslim and I've never heard of this.
What?
Bro, you just said that I was your force.
Yeah, that's not a haram, bro.
That's just...
None of y'all are handling more than one woman, bro.
I don't know why y'all be talking all this big game.
Speak for yourself, Michael.
Yo, like, bro, for what?
For what, bro? You want two headaches?
Why not, bro?
Two headaches? Bro, you got one head, bro
I agree, I agree with you
Flip it out, bro, just about one
And Doobug's still going crazy
If you think about it hard enough, you really do have two heads, though
So, like, two headaches isn't the worst case scenario.
Where's the second head?
Bro, figure it out.
I'm just speaking facts.
I'm literally just speaking the truth.
Okay, so get a girl that's down to, like, you know what I'm saying?
Recruit every once in a while.
I'm just saying there was a fatal error in your logic, and I was just here to refute that.
No, it's like you could have two wives
or you could just have a fun girlfriend.
You know what I'm saying?
I think you need to be able to handle multiple women.
I mean, like, I'm a founder right now.
I need to be able to handle an enterprise.
How can I not handle, like, five women?
Yo, brother.
I talked to a bunch, but it's like...
Those women...
It takes time, but you gotta get skilled at it.
Okay.
You're not getting intimate with all those people, though.
Like, what?
I mean, who are you to say that he's not?
Exactly.
It's called love bombing. I'm not listening to this place. I'm making an not. No. Exactly. It's called love bombing.
I'm not listening to this place.
I'm making an email.
Okay.
Who asked you?
Wait, Nora's gonna expose me.
You waited till Noah was talking.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Making an email is crazy.
Sorry.
You're what?
Yeah, over his, Nora,
back to the drawing board, please.
Nora, Nora, we gotta fix you, sweetie.
Nor's looking for an e-boyfriend, if anyone's interested.
No, bro, we've been trying for two fucking hours.
I think the issue might be Noor, guys.
I don't know how,
but somehow
she's just one shot at everybody
who's tried to talk to her so far today.
Mary, she wants
you, bro.
I'm scared of Noor.
She actually came up and knew
exactly what she wanted from the start.
I will...
Life is a spaces host. In there, bro.
I respect that.
Life is a space host.
Every girl wants you.
Nora actually terrifies me.
Now, Miri's chiseled by Zeus, bro.
I'll be honest.
Miri, can you talk about your fit pic from the other day?
That was really concerning.
You look like ice lollies, bro.
Oh, don't do that to him, don't bug.
I'm sorry, but...
Guys, we really get to talk to the best dressed in Web3.
Like, we really blessed.
Michael just speaking the best.
Were those 10 chrome hearts, though?
Bro, I saw no Rick or Chrome on you.
That's not even...
You can't be in Web3.
That was just...
I just had to invalidate where you just...
Don't even put that in the air.
Rick or Chrome.
I'm just going to let that sit.
That you just suggested that As As peak fashion
I mean if you're not wearing rig bro
What are you doing bro
Alright
This
This like back in like 2017
When niggas were trying to tell you Supreme
Was like the hardest shit
That was a very good take by the way Mary
Oh we're so cooked bro That was a very good take, by the way, Mary. Oh, we're so cooked, bro.
They were buying Fippin'.
Niggas put shit in a couple songs, and then all of a sudden, everybody wants to wear it, bro.
I'm sorry that my sarcasm is too high.
Dude, Supreme was so popping in high school, though, bro.
Everybody was getting Supreme everything.
Bro, but that's a terrible take, because y'all don't know that
Supreme is fucking on fire
Right now
Supreme is
If someone's wearing Supreme
They're kind of an insult
I'm 25 years old
He's on too
Why are you still wearing Supreme
You're an unk bro
I'm mad with a thing
Get fucked kid
I'm throwing all my supreme
Wait what did you say Angeliki
All your supreme way bruh
Supreme is hot right now I'm not gonna lie
Guys Angeliki is trying to talk
If you could allow her
Thank you
I said I know where your pants are from.
The pink ones.
Oh, really?
And you just think Supreme is wild.
Have a little talk, bro.
What are they like?
Back in the day.
Bro, back in the day, people were buying Supreme flipping skateboards and calling themselves hypebeasts, bro.
Like, that's not how it works.
I like Supreme, but, like, I can't say that it's hot right now bro i can't get
cops saying that bro bro bro did you not just see them drop the fucking playboy cardi t and that
shit fucking the line bro the fucking entire store was like bro motherfuckers wasn't getting
into the store until like 6 p.m no the younger he was better. Because I don't even remember.
Yeah, that sheep mentality, Swan.
Like, do you want to stand with everybody else and wear the same shit?
Yeah, I know.
But I'm just saying, how are you going to say something's not hot?
And then you're also going to say it's got a mad sheep mentality on it.
La Boo Boo's not hot.
And people were queuing for that shit.
La Boo Boo.
They banned La Boo Boo's in the UK.
Because flipping onks like you swan were
fighting each other for i have zero laboo boos in my possession brother i don't ever disrespect
me like that again because you got little fufus bro man's like swan will fight for a laboo boos
bruv absolutely not yo arabi would buy all little boo-boos if he got them house.
I did want to get one for my niece, she's two.
But then when I found out they were banned in the UK,
I just got her a fake one for like £10.
Why are they banned though, Arabi?
Because everyone's fighting for them.
Literally, when they first released,
older people were literally fighting.
Yeah, but they're not hot, guys.
But they're not hot.
People are just fight wrestling on the floor and beating each other's ass for them. But they're not hot guys but they're not hot people are just fight wrestling on the floor and beating each other's ass for them but they're not hot it's definitely a trend bro go ahead
oh sorry a woman is speaking um and white air force ones is like the craziest shit I've seen, and I've seen a lot of shit on this app
Yo, at least they're crispy though, at least they're crispy
No, I'm sorry, we need to leave
We need to leave White Air Force Ones in 2016
No, no, no, no, that's the greatest shoe ever made
It deserves its place on the wall You can never
You can never
Knock a white Air Force One
Exactly
But you can't be rocking the white Air Force One
With like some with a Zara fit
You know what I mean
You're either rocking the white Air Force One
With some fucking like gym shorts and a white tee
Or like you got that shit on
You got the rest of the fit on or like you got that shit on you got
the rest of the fit on and like you got the you know whatever you the the fit standing out and
you just got the little fucking crisp forces other than that all i'm saying is that it had its time
but yesterday's price is not today's price and like i think but mary mary's talking to college
girls that shit works i don't know about i just aren just... Aren't you, like, young as fuck?
He's at Vandy.
I'm 22.
Bro, I feel so old, bro.
Fifth year?
Are you fifth year or fourth year?
Wait, Nevergoon, how old are you?
I'm a third year, actually.
Nevergoon 100.
Nevergoon's, like, 23.
Nah, he's, like, 23.
Nah, real talk, though. Air Force like, no, he's like 23. Nah,
real talk though,
Air Forces,
yeah,
I literally,
I got a pair like a year ago,
and because I don't want to crease them,
like,
I just,
I just can't crease them for some reason,
so they've just like,
been in my room the whole time,
and I've literally barely,
barely worn them,
and like,
every single time I wear them,
they call me a penguin,
so I just gave up. What color? Just full white full white i think i think when it comes to air forces either like
full white or like one of them designer type uh air forces oh full white or you get a different
kind wow how fucking no no no like my point no my point is i wouldn't get like a flippin i wouldn't
get a pair of black air forces
or a pair of, like,
colored air forces.
I would get, like,
even the designer ones.
Yeah.
Maybe it was racist.
I'd get even the designer ones
or all white air forces.
Wait, what did you say?
What was racist?
What did you say?
I said I wouldn't get colored air forces.
Okay, bro.
Never, never back.
Man, like, if I wear black air forces force if i wear black air forces they're just
gonna think i'm a flipping drunk you know bro exactly i don't have enough aura for that
now but you know what it is bro i'm banging out timberlands even if it's the summer
timberlands are actually solid
the fact that you're calling them Timberlands
And not Tims is what's actually
Thank you
They're called Timberlands
Bro Thank you.
