I'm going down, down, down, down, down.
I'm going down, down, down, down, down.
Yes, I got my big feet in the window
And from that bar, call that door.
Call that bar, call that door.
Well, I'm going back to get the door.
It's people who drive's me! It's cold. I'm going down, down, down, down, down.
I'm going down, down, down, down, down.
going down, down, down, down, down.
Yes, I got my big feet in the window.
I got my head on the door. All right.
Kyle, don't even think about doing it, bro.
Don't even think about doing it.
Kenny, GM, because it's too early, bro.
We're just getting started.
Let's get some shit out of the way
before you bring randos up on stage.
He follows me, but that's all right.
We'll bring him up here in a minute.
Yeah, I mean, we can... Yeah, we'll bring him up. I follow him. He follows me. But that's alright. We can wait a minute. Yeah, I mean, we can
I'm still clicking buttons. I'm still fucking spamming
I'm still fucking spam calling Jesus
just to disrupt the fucking
spam. Spam him, drop him,
do whatever. Giving away another
problem is, and hold on, let me share this uh there's only
nobody nobody completed the task to win the genuine undead i put it in the post last night
for the giveaway they don't like to follow rules i know you must be in the space to win
join the discord nobody tagged a friend
is that what you're from oh yeah no hold on somebody did origin did four hours ago hey
jesus and origin's not even in the space so like you gotta fucking be in the space
well let's give it a god where the fuck's everybody go? Explain the rules, man.
We don't give a genuine undead away today.
Wait, so you've got another genuine undead to give away?
And I have a fuck ton of...
Yeah, the genuinely undead.
You don't even know what you're giving away no genuinely undead is the name of the the fucking new account
because it was genuine undead and now it's at genuinely undead and you don't gotta tell me
bitch i know what i'm talking about i know uh it's a lot but yeah no uh here let me show you
hans uh let me get rid of this live on fucking abstract let me turn you. Hans. Let me get rid of this. Live on fucking abstract.
Let me turn this off there.
But yeah, there's a bunch of these guys
And I sent one last night to
But yeah, I got a bunch of these guys.
I sent him his genuine undead as well.
So he's all undeaded the fuck up now.
And we got these two right here to give away.
make sure you follow the rules in the fucking post.
Maybe if nobody does the rules,
maybe we'll just make new rules.
away when, you know, when the time requires it. Tequila knows how to listen. Tequila's doing it.
So tequila has always been a good listener. You know, when you're really down on your luck,
when you're having a rough time, you can always pour your sorrows into a, you know, something
that pours itself back into you. Yeah, yeah. But anyways, I
pinned the post up there twice, follow the
rules, tag a friend, join the
that's it. It's not that complicated.
people in Iran doing? Is everybody
good? First of all, again.
You're Pakistani. I know you're proud.
I'm not Pakistani either, bro.
Oh, fuck. I thought I was.
Have you ever been on a boat?
I have been on a boat, but not that type of boat.
You know, we just like to give you shit, bro.
But yeah, pretty wild shit last night.
You know, ETH was, what, sitting at like 2,700
and then went all the way down to 2,400.
So three years of work down the drain.
Buy a few missiles kenny powers got me to buy the pico schmico top of fucking far coin dude the absolute pico schmico
top of far coin this is pretty cool i mean you know considering i mean they couldn't they couldn't
have picked a worst day to tg or day to get listed on Coinbase.
I mean, if you look at it, it's across the board.
It's not necessarily just SparkCoin.
And it's recovering pretty nicely.
But still, pretty rough day over there just across the board.
It's back up to $1.05 to 2543 solana back up to 146 the problem is um we haven't seen a retaliation from
iran yet uh the price of oil has gone up the traditional market has been getting wrecked this
morning um you know dow down 508 points uh nasdaq down 160 and s&p
down 40 but it was worse earlier on so things seem to be recovering a little bit um but anytime we
get into these global tension wars you know you're gonna see some major volatility on the charts i
still think we're all right you know, this is a reaction to a nuclear
or not a nuclear strike, but a
strike from Israel. A nuclear
strike, bro. We're all fucked.
the nuclear strike, as Israel
military. So, yeah, we'll see what happens.
We'll see the retaliation.
You know what's interesting KP?
I heard this point made on FOMO hour a minute ago.
I think I heard it made this morning.
Anyway, I don't remember if it was, um, Captain McAfee or FOMO hour, but anyway, uh, the dude,
Bitcoin dipped harder on Trump and Elon bitch fighting each other on X than it did on a full potential World War III event could, you know, make the markets 40, 50 percent.
I mean, Bitcoin is slightly recovering, only down to 2.15 percent considering, you know, ETH only down 7.92 and Solana only down 8 percent.
So majors seem to be holding relatively well. You know,
and that just speaks volumes about like the strength of crypto. I mean, look, we had a
couple of big announcements, Amazon and Walmart coming out saying they're going to start creating
their own digital USDC, basically, like they're going to start accepting crypto payments. We saw the news from Shopify and, you know, the day before allowing USDC purchases on Shopify.
So it seems like the crypto market is strengthening and these volatile moments aren't nearly as volatile as they've been in the past, you know, due to like world events.
a net positive overall, even though
Definitely could. I would say the dev
could have rugged you on Fartcoin,
Kyle, but the dev already
rugged in the beginning. Somebody clipped out I four and a half million dollars yesterday out of fart point
fuck yeah some big oil started dumping as soon as all the shit started going down
geez yeah good fucking danny out here putting the extra mile in fucking quote in the fucking tweet. That's what I'm talking about, Danny.
Danny, send me your fucking ETH wallet.
I'm going to send you one.
Not one of the fucking...
I'm going to send you a forever undead.
Send me your fucking ETH wallet.
This guy's out here overachieving.
He's always in abstract streams.
He's always supporting, always engaging.
So yeah, thank you, thank you Danny DM me your
and I'll send you one of these guys
I'm going to send you one that I think represents
a good idea of which one that's going to be
what else do we have going on
some gambler stuff that I'm always going to talk about gambler
because I am on the team.
They do have a $50,000 sportsbook jackpot.
So if you are into betting on sports, it doesn't matter what.
We have like 100 and some odd thousand different events.
Nobody's obviously hit it yet, but it's up to fifty thousand two hundred and forty dollars it goes up every hour
uh so if you are into uh sports get over there we have everything from water polo to darts to
fucking bro there's some shit bro there's shit over here that i didn't even know you could bet on
um so get over there give
it a shot uh get signed up for that a lot of other shit coming uh if you know people that are
streamers uh that want to stream for gambler want to be an affiliate also reach out to me uh via dms
if you bring pay like for that cheese how much am am i gonna get paid if i stream me losing money on a gambling website it depends on how many people you can bring in bro there's a lot
of people that are uh there's a lot of people make a fuck ton of money doing that and um you
know it just depends on what you can do and how well you can drive i've been seeing more of all
gambler mfers out and about it does seem like it's uh i don't know everywhere toshi bet is like
on a fucking toshi bet's on a fucking whirlwind of fucking having people tweet uh and post about
it but you know yeah i mean it does seem like gambling platforms are kind of taking taking
front and center um but there's a link up there at the top get signed up with uh gambler
because we have a lot of cool shit coming um a whole bunch of cool shit coming and a lot of ways
for you guys to earn uh earn some some moolah um but and then other than that i think i had a
giveaway yeah what's up uh did you claim your
bosu x uh chimpers pack of cards uh not yet but they're coming on the show they sent me a bunch
to claim um i couldn't get mine to work and um no uh let me go to it and see what we got here i
think the reason i couldn't get it to work is because well it wants an email address from you
and i tried to put my email
address in but i've claimed a card pack there before on my evm wallet and it won't let me use
the same email for my agw wallet and i don't like i mean i have other emails but i just made them up
like i don't actually have i'm not logged into any of them uh i don't even know where i have the
passwords or anything so i don't even know if i have the passwords or anything so i don't even
know if i'm gonna be able to claim this fucking thing dude why would any site want your email
anymore like dude i don't trust anything that gets emailed to me i'm not opening no goddamn emails
bro hold on you don't need my email address send me a next dm uh Danny, I sent you this Forever Undead.
It's pretty fucking dope. Thank you again, bro,
So the forever, there you go. Danny, so make sure get in there, go Good things are coming. There you go.
get in there. Go say hi to everybody
Let me get over to what you just shared.
What you're talking about
I don't know why I would want you to do that.
I've completely fucked off the website now.
Like I, I, it won't even like take me back to the homepage.
Cause I just like spammed the fucking go button out of frustration.
Kyle, can you see the, can you see your comments in the abstract chat?
Uh, Danny's saying he can't see comments.
Hans already sent me a tip.
I said GM Hans. he said hi yeah i
got mine's working well danny's saying he can't see him um gmar is in there always supporting as
well yeah so it looks like now you can pay with pengu use pengu bridged abstract plus over 100
of your favorite crypto tokens uh connect your abstract wallet. All right. We're already there. Uh, log in.
I don't remember how I ever connected to this.
I think it was with my, my main account.
Um, so yeah, you have three days, uh, 22 hours, 43 minutes.
It looks like they're going to open up.
It took me the first time I went to the link,
it took me here, and now I can't
even get it to take me back to here.
Not eligible, because you're a bitch-ass
jeet. My shit says not eligible.
Busted! Fucking live in 4K
on fucking reality check.
You fucking Bosu cheating-ass bitch.
You can't hold on to nothing.
I already said I sold my fucking Bosu. I bitch you can't hold on to nothing i already said i sold my fucking uh
bosu i got rid of them bitches you were about to reveal yourself as a fucking jeet
i sold everything everything um yeah i don't i don't yeah i don't care like i sold that
point one to hold so you can claim because i I have plenty. No, no, no.
I'm about to show you how we get cards here.
I'm a jeet too, but I still hold my bosus.
I'm asking insight right now.
But they are coming out of space.
Every time I click on the link to the site,
it takes me directly to it asking for an email address.
When I put in my email and hit continue,
it just says email already exists.
Yeah. Show your screen. I want to see what the fuck you're talking about just sign in with your fucking wallet bro
it won't let me that's it requires an email all right so clear the cookies out for that just that
page itself uh you know how to do that i don't know if i'm smart enough to do it for just this page. Let's see here. Maybe I am. Look at the top left of the.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't think everybody wants to listen to you try to walk me through this.
Go ahead and keep it rolling.
Stones walked me through all this.
So, that's Insight just messaged me back.
Cards are going to be able to be ripped open on Tuesday.
Cards are going to be able to be ripped open on Tuesday.
I'm not sure what one card may be a special reward.
They didn't put out which ones are going to be what,
but most of these are always redeemable.
Okay, I got back to the home screen now,
at least by deleting the cookies, so that was a good...
Yeah, and the redeemable ones are pretty fucking dope.
You're squinting a whole lot.
I mean, I do wear glasses, just not super up close.
That's what happens when you get old.
Tall guy, what's up, bro?
I'm going to go get something real quick while tall guy's talking so I can show you that I got some champions.
I'm going to leave while you tell me how it's going.
Yeah, it is crazy, isn't it?
Did everybody survive last night?
Yeah, you know, I don't leverage trade.
And for reasons like this, I think at one three hundred sixty million got liquidated in about an hour
Yeah, so it's just like I don't really you know, I'm comfy in spot IDCA in the bags when they're down
And I don't really fuck with leverage now listen
I'm not saying leverage isn't good like people fucking print on that shit, but for me
You know the risk to reward i know
my personality i have an addictive personality like if i start doing it i'm probably gonna blow
up my port and uh wish i never started so yeah i stay away absolutely but yeah yeah it things look
like they're recovering slightly how about you oh no i was good I was good. I was good. I don't leverage trade that much. I do it a little.
Well, while he's gone, this is what I ran to go get, Kyle.
This was the shirt that Chimper set.
I'm punching in my fucking email verification
bro this shirt is so fucking
hold it up again hold it up
can I buy that shirt still?
No, you can't buy that shirt.
Because I was lucky enough to get one of these cards when I revealed my pack.
You're a fucking cool guy.
You're not the only one, by the way, with some Chipper's cards.
And I got the shirt for free.
You ain't the only one rocking some Chipper shit.
I have one still brand new in the pack
to give away to somebody.
Where's that motherfucker at?
When do I give this away?
This thing's still been wrapped up.
Kenny, when do I give this thing away?
When do you send it to you so you can share on stream?
You don't even have a fucking extra shmedium fucking Goblin Town hoodie to trade for it anymore, KP.
What are you talking about?
When do we give these away?
I would love to have one of those.
How many of those do you got to give away i've
still got three of these left holy shit save that save save that from when when uh when creeps is
popping popping when they're like dropping the games and the coins and all that shit dude
yeah not yeah save them these are are these are a rarity For everybody that's not watching the abstract stream, Jesus is holding up the, what was the, it was Creeps X.
What's that thing about, what, like 10 inches tall?
Yeah, I mean, it's pretty fucking big.
sitting right here on the corner.
Yeah, dude, those things are so cool.
Yeah, it's pretty fucking
big, and it's fucking heavy.
This one right here is number
quite a few of them. they're just stacked up in fucking
but yeah they're pretty fucking dope
let's see if I can get this card
yeah it turned into a fucking full
you want me to send you an Overlord Kippy
and a Chimper's thing right
I mean if you want to to send you an Overlord Kippy and a Chimpers thing, right?
I mean, if you want to, sure.
Are you going to come on stream?
I'll come on stream if you send me both those.
Oh, it's such a beautiful day in Sweden.
I wouldn't say it's so beautiful because it has 35 degrees.
That's about, I think, 70 Fahrenheit or it's hot.
Like I'm somewhere in the sand, like in the desert.
But yeah, I try to drink a lot of water.
Try to stay away from FUD on the timeline.
I just got my cards to work.
Dijani doesn't give a fuck. He's going to keep talking to work. Sorry, Dijani. Go ahead. Dijani doesn't give a fuck.
He's going to keep talking regardless.
Are you in the bathroom, by the way?
They had a little echo going on.
It's still the same, Dijani.
And in this room, here I have all all my i'm now in my studio so yeah i'm
fighting a genome protocol on the timeline um why are we why are we doing that johnny
i wrote them and they didn't respond to me like three times i wrote them for getting a whitelist
and now they are 15 down so yeah i'm happy that
they gave away uh for free to all the influencers but didn't want to give me a whitelist so i'm
making a winner lap about them all right well hey dude isn't that fun though you know when
somebody's like you know a little too exclusive,
they leave you out in the rain,
and then all of a sudden their fucking roof collapses in on them,
and you're standing outside laughing.
I love it when that happens.
Yeah, it's pretty bad to Johnny.
I'm not going to say hi, because, wow, I'm losing connection uh-oh i mean we can hear you no
we got you we got and it's like literally x again um that's been this week everything
everything has lost connection um spaces are rugging things Things are looking red all over.
But honestly, just wanted to hop in and say hi.
I've been telling Jesus for a while.
We need more lady representation here on Reality Check,
so you're welcome to hang out anytime.
Oh, so you're thinking of changing teams?
Kenny's just... I would say if one of us is more passable than the other two, it would probably be me.
I think I would look better in a mini skirt and a G-string than probably Jesus would.
We can make it happen right now.
You have to go find a wig first, bitch. I know that.
just announced. Double XP, a night with
abstract and open sea. New York City.
Don't know what, I guess that's just the name of the event, Double XP.
I think it's something to do with trading on OpenSea. So you get Double XP possibly on both platforms.
So buying an Abstract NFT, it's got to be something to do with that is my guess.
I don't have any more information than that, but I did have a conversation that kind of would direct me to think that it has something to do with that.
So you don't have to be in New York to take advantage of this.
I think it's just more for oh here's this event and um yeah
it's to kind of correlate with what's going on irl earning around it yeah finn said excited to
be heading back to nyc with open c team for a night of irl xp and gaming if you're headed to
nyc you don't want to miss this so almost makes me want to go to nft nyc uh almost just hit me up i'll be there
when is nft nyc um it is the 25th and 26th but there's a lot of events i literally avoided going
to new york city on that specific week my my wife's uh three of my sisters my wife's sisters are coming in from el salvador uh we're going to
west virginia to do some redneck shit on the 19th and then we're coming back and they're all going
to new york city and i'm gonna go do an overnight hike with my uh father actually instead of going
to new york city because i fucking hate cities dude but had i known that
nft nyc was going on at the same time i don't know i might have done that differently but
that's all right i don't need to meet all you fucking sweaties in real life i talk to you
every day anyway yeah you'll be all right uh print i mean yeah some of the events are probably
going to be pretty cool but other than that most of the most people don't even go to the NFT NYC events.
They just go to the fucking parties.
That's where everything's at.
Conferences are just where the founders try to rug each other, dude.
You want to go to the events and parties and shit, not the conferences.
I'm going to try and sign up to be a speaker next year at NFT NYC.
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck I'm going to go talk about.
What would you speak about, about creeps?
Somebody's got to speak about creeps.
Did you saw LARP got hacked,
I think it was a Coinbase thing, i i don't know i mean i know
they're not that long ago there was a big exploit of some kind or another i think they compromised
one of their this is several weeks ago so i may misremember this but i want to say someone at one
of their call centers or something leaked a bunch of people's data uh so maybe he was part of that i kind of
scanned through it was a longer post i didn't exactly catch it sounded like he they called
him or something and then sent him a push notification and said the whole thing sounded
kind of goofy to me it seemed like there must have been more to it uh but yeah yeah i did see that
yeah uh yeah it sucks you just got to be careful coinbase is not going to fucking call you they're
not going to want to talk to you they're not there's none of that so like just be fucking
also why you shouldn't keep a fuckload of funds on an exchange period to begin with like and you
all by the way you shouldn't keep a fuckload of funds in your like hot wallet like dude have a hard wallet and keep your funds there it's nice and
safe and tucked away and buy guns of money on coinbase um but again the only reason i do that
is because number one it's a publicly traded stock it's in the s&p it's fdic insured you know so okay yeah if it's insured i
guess that's cool if i was gonna choose one it's always gonna be coinbase uh did you do the uh
coinbase card you i think you signed up for that right yes i did and i am it's a wait list right
i've been going to coinbase one for well over a year ever since it really came out i opted into
that so my assumption is i should be bumped to bumped to the front of the line because of that.
I think they're going to offer to Coinbase One users first and then trickle down from there.
So I'm hoping to get my hands on that as soon as possible.
4% back on Bitcoin? Come on.
Yes, I will close the rest of my credit card accounts
and just use that for the rest of my life if that's the case.
It does seem like a pretty good deal.
Maybe I should do that too, actually.
So I'm hoping I get bumped
because I do pay $30 a month on that platform
to be a Coinbase One member.
So yeah, it should theoretically bump me to the
front of the line. We'll see. We'll see. You know, I've had a long, a good, I've had that account for
probably six or seven years, Coinbase. So I've been a good customer for them. So yeah, we'll see
what happens. But yeah, that was some big news. Pretty cool shit. I'm looking forward to it.
But yeah, that was some big news.
I'm looking forward to it.
Some other big news from yesterday.
Obviously, you saw Rekt going over to Solana.
You know, they partnered with Jupiter Exchange and Meteora,
bringing Rekt, I guess through a wormhole, I guess it is, over to Solana.
So now you can buy RektCoin on Solana.
We saw a flurry of tweets from MoonPay, Wasabi Protocol, Jupiter,
Meora, Moonshot, you know, a lot of positive stuff
on the timeline yesterday for Rekt.
And now you can buy it on dual chains, ETH and Solana.
So shout out to Ovi doing big things over there.
They're doing a drink partnership with Jupiter.
Basically, they're going to drop a limited edition of,
I think it's like 2,222 cases for Jupiter stakers.
And the people who purchased those will get an airdrop of Rekt.
But yeah, some cool shit going on over there as well um yeah the what else was there oh bro wolf game
did you see where wolf game is now moving back uh to mainnet they're getting off blast
they're moving everything all the way all back over
i figured they were trying to come to abstract to begin with what a fucking everybody went to
blast like i seen finn's post where he said that like he's expecting like a whole like a large
group of projects to migrate to abstract um and i'm surprised wolf game's not trying to come over to abstract i mean
is wolf game even like a i don't know man it's still a project it's still there but i know it's
still there but it's like a fucking ponzi from last cycle like how much fucking ponzi and can
it really do right i need a fresh ponzi to get in early on the ponzi like how am i gonna get in
on a fucking four-year-old ponzi and feel like i'm
gonna make money yeah exactly kyle how's our big bitcoin plays going not great brother i haven't
not great bitcoin is down to 36 fucking cents right now i'm what's it at right now it's down
to 36 cents right now dude you know how fucking glad i am that i ended
up with eight fucking bosu's instead of good dude i almost bought the asic ring like while
fucking bitcoin was still over a dollar instead of all these bosu's you have any idea how glad i am
i have a bunch of jpegs this is the first time i've been glad i put money into jpegs instead
of coins in like three fucking years dude dude. I'm so fucking happy.
Here's some interesting news.
The wallet that sold $408 million worth of Fartcoin 16 hours ago just ate back in $2 million back into Fartcoin.
So I panicked sold and then said, oh shit, what am I doing?
And bought back $2 million.
So yeah, Fartcoin back up to a dollar 21. fucking ripping right now you should have bought
should have bought the loads yeah i should have bought more on the dip i thought about that i
almost did but i was like you know what it like i i've got a position now it's i'm down only a
little it'll probably recover pretty quickly whatever we'll keep it rolling i would have
had to sell my splutes that's the only other like liquid asset i have and i just got that
position in splutes too so fuck it um yo let's god damn he just went back down to listener who
was it we had lizard buffet up here it's lizard buffet dude not lizard yeah yeah yeah no that
makes more sense i just yeah yeah yeah i saw his post the other day dude
that guy's funny i don't think we've ever talked to him before um yeah it's been a while it used
to be uh in disc i can't i don't know who's running the account though i can't even believe
she's gonna let that go that easy as much as i've made fun of you for being a bad reader dude you're
just gonna let let me skim away with that.
Lizard buffet is what I would say.
Kenny, so according to a post by Steve from Captain and Coffee.
There are a fuckton of motherfucking apes
that are wanting this proposal to pass.
Did you see the reply from Garga, though?
I have it pinned at the top, yep.
Yeah, because I was listening to their space this morning and he uh was saying
about how he replied yeah here it is the so uh it requires 3.5 percent of all circulating tokens to
participate in the vote which 3.5 doesn't sound like a lot but when you're talking about of a
coin supply to active like dude imagine if
there was some threshold that you needed for like the creeps down like you needed a certain
amount of participation to for anything to even be considered like i don't know man most people
aren't even paying attention to the votes right like i don't know uh yeah i don't understand it either i mean if they're at 97 why wouldn't it uh vouch for that
but i mean there are there's obviously a massive push for this to get passed and there's some
massive fucking whales that have to vote like well look i mean if you're if you're an ape chain
participant right or an ape coin holder or whatever, like, I don't know, man.
I haven't heard a whole lot of positive sentiment around, like, the ApeDAO's ability to move quickly or make, you know, good decisions or whatever.
Like, so when it comes down to, I don't know, it just seems like an obvious choice. Like, do we continue the path that we're on,
or do we put control over this token and ecosystem
into the hands of the Yuga founders?
I don't know, man. It seems obvious to me.
Yeah, yeah. I agree with you.
So yeah, if you have any Ape Chain, get your ass over there and vote.
ape coins i don't know maybe i can swing the vote
uh yeah i don't think so but yeah whatever give it give her hell there buddy i've got a lot of
jpegs on ape coin i've got a lot of those i don't know if I can't use those to vote, can I? No, no.
So what did you pin up here?
Yeah, I just thought that was a cool video.
I'm sure we probably knew a lot of this stuff already,
but it very well illustrates that even amongst each character,
there will be different affinities and rarities.
It's just, I don't know. I think the whole trading card game is going to be, I don't know,
I think it's going to be a very cool collector's experience. The Codex thing is very nostalgic
for anybody that was a Pokemon kid. It's a very clever, just like, user interface to play with
and have that collector's experience.
I don't know exactly how they're going to do it, but I know what the codex was in Pokemon back in the day,
so I'm expecting something similar, and that was always cool.
So yeah, I just think it's going to be...
It feels like we are getting closer and closer to SomoTG, dare I say?
I mean, a lot of the rumor was that SOMOTG,
based on phone calls that some of the larger holders had with the team. Todd said you can swing a lot, but not the vote, I think.
Where do you say that at?
I don't know if I can swing a lot, but I can swing
a medium. I can swing a medium.
But the TGE was definitely rumored
And I just don't know if that happens.
Yeah, this month. Who told you mean, we're- This month?
Who told you it was going to be this month?
That was a call with two holders in Joe.
Well, you were on a call with Joe or you heard this from two holders
who were on a call with Joe?
There was only two holders on the call
with Joe at the same time.
And they said they were pushing for June TG for SOMO.
And how long ago was this call?
Yeah, see, I mean, I just, I don't know.
All that tells me is that they are very close to pulling the trigger, right?
But like, you know, that just tells me that they feel like the right moment is close.
But then, you know, something like Iran, Israel happens and that
might cool their jets for another week or two.
So, yeah, I mean, we'll see.
I'm not going to keep, I'm not going to hold my breath for June here, but I would expect
at least like before, certainly during the summer, I would expect, you know, July, maybe
August at the latest based on that.
We're definitely close yeah um
i hope so yeah i hope so hopefully it comes pretty quick uh kenny what's up with these
things you minted yesterday i just seen a tweet from adam hollander i'm so mad i missed that i
fucking missed that dude uh where are they at right now uh 0.19 i mean they're not they're not like
crush at one point they hit 0 mean, they're not like crushed.
At one point, they hit .43.
They're not moving like the Supermons did.
It took the Supermons a day or two, didn't it?
No, they pretty much ran throughout that night and then the next day.
And then the play on those have been really fucking weird. They'll run up to 3-Eth and all the way back down to 1-Eth.
And then fucking back up to 2-Eth and 0.8 and then so it's kind of weird and um but yeah
these i think kenny was just uh was just trying to play so much on adam hollander uh tweeting
about it originally and they're at a one eighth floor so i mean it's not it's not crazy you know
so yeah i'm i'm comfortable and holding and they kind of they revealed and they so i mean it's not it's not crazy you know so yeah i'm i'm comfortable
and holding well they kind of they revealed and they they i mean it kind of looks like shit to me
but whatever is it really yeah i mean i'm sharing it right now it's yeah i'm not a fan of it all
those are them yeah these are that this is this is it this is i need to see it pin it up is this some ai no uh i what do you mean no i mean no he's
an abstract painter so i mean yeah like how the digital collection was assembled obviously it was
digitally so is this all abstract what are you guys talking about no no no this is a mint that happened yesterday on uh open c uh it's the process 0.069 the floor is currently uh 0.18 i think they ran
up to like 0.4 uh somewhere around there and then came back down so you know but i'm telling you
when nft start heating back up if you don't have tweets on for Adam Hollander, you're going to fucking miss out on some opportunities.
I seen the Superman tweet.
I was in a private chat with the guys.
I said, should I buy these?
By the time I made the decision to go buy,
three of them were already gone.
I only was able to get one.
Still got it at .02 some odd ETH
and sold it for over one ETH.
That was, what, two weeks ago?
Yeah, two weeks ago. Three weeks ago.
That is some fucking Juca ball
You're going to tell me about the Juca ball
right after you took out fucking Iran's
Don't get me fucking started.
100 and what is this guy's name adam who adam adam hollander you and moon i have come together
over an issue i don't really like that that's's just insider trading. Listen, motherfucker. It's not insider trading because this guy has only been the CMO for probably six months.
No, Adam seems like a very good guy.
He's been in his face since 2017.
Damn, why are you going after your peoples like that
I think I know who you're talking about
Listen I walk around Williamsburg bro
There's bad Muslims there's bad Christians
How do you feel to wake up
Spell his last name I'm trying to find his clown.
Hollander, motherfucker. H-O-L-L-A-N-D-E-R.
He's got a CryptoPunk PFP.
Yeah, this guy, dude. What a faggot.
Come on. You're probably not even following him.
Yeah, you can't say that word.
And secondly, I know it's him because I saw a video and I was like, what the hell?
At least Moon eye knows what it's like to have balls on his chin.
Like, I'll give him that word.
I don't know about you, Pete.
I sucked Kyle off one day and he fucking won't let it go.
Never beaten these allegations.
Can I get some sucky sucky?
I don't suck Jews off. Sorry.
Wait, wait, wait. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
Can I pick a bone real quick?
Yeah, pick it. Let's go. Listen up listen up moon high let me talk for a second too
you're a little fucking trump cuckery i'm the anti-war president oh nothing will ever happen
on my watch oh the whole world is afraid of me look at him bitch he's starting a war with iran
right now it's not even israel it's literally america picking the fucking bone right now
and the whole the whole take of oh america is merely a puppet for israel
is my brother in christ israel is america's you understand that they are our only foothold in
that entire region if if if american israel were to break up and america was not to control israel
anymore do you know what that means our entire oil supply would be shut down.
Trade embargo would be absolutely fucking annihilated
because Iran is merely a proxy for China and Russia.
Also, just think logically about this.
America needs a foothold in the region for retention of oil.
That's the entire reason why Israel was created in the first place.
And that's coming from somebody with an Israeli family.
So, like, this whole take of, oh, America is a talking puppet for Israel.
Trump is controlled by the Jews.
No, you're uneducated and fucking stupid.
America controls Israel like it's a fucking puppet.
They're doing our dirty work
right now. If Iran gets nukes, Saudi Arabia gets nukes. You need to look at this from an objective
perspective. The entire Muslim world right now is in high hopes that Iran's nuclear program gets
taken out. This is all over the internet. This is well documented. syrian regimen just came out with a statement saying
please take out iran's nuclear facility if iran gets nukes saudi arabia i um uh syria afghanistan
all of these nations will then need to build a nuclear program to defend themselves from iran
because there's constant internal conflicts in that part of the world sometimes propagated by israel of course
if you've ever wondered what a massad agent sounds like uh there you just heard it
that's the same thing i thought is clearly a massad agent for the record the the British created Israel, not the United States.
I think we were in a call.
And I said, this is all Trump starting this fucking conflict right here.
This is Trump picking up the phone or somebody picking up the phone saying,
go bomb those motherfuckers right now.
Because he needs the attention taken away from the epstein list in the elon drama um and then he's gonna do some sneaky
shit in the background while everybody's looking at iran uh in israel great take great take no
that's 45 minutes and i heard about iran and i in israel that was the first time all morning i
was able to be on x and not hear all about this. Bro, the best thing I heard today was the-
Fucking falls deep in this shit. God damn it.
Listen, the best thing I heard today was the Florida sheriff telling all, did you hear that?
Oh my God, listen to Steve, you hear this. Like, he tells motherfuckers, we will kill you.
Yeah, listen, tell me if you hear this.
If you resist lawful orders. Can you hear that?
Listen, let me be very clear about that. If you block an intersection or a roadway
in Brevard County, you are going to jail. If you flee arrest, you're going to go to jail tired
because we are going to run you down and put you in jail. If you try to mob rule a car in Brevard
County, gathering around it, refusing to let
the driver leave, in our county, you're most likely going to get run over and dragged across
the street. If you spit on us, you're going to the hospital and in jail. If you hit one of us,
you're going to the hospital and jail and most likely get bitten by one of our big beautiful dogs that we
have here if you throw a brick a firebomb or point a gun at one of our deputies we will be
notifying your family where to collect your remains at because we will kill you graveyard
dead we're not gonna play he doesn't give a fuck bro that was about the the that was about the protesters this is what
we're doing this morning dude we were like solid crypto and then it was like boom iran israel boom
protesters but anybody else got anything yeah talk about like transgender swimmers or something
i do have one other thing because i did not look at this yet and I did not listen because I wanted to listen to this on Spaces.
Freak Off Matters? I saw this.
I almost brought this into the space.
I saw this yesterday. Let it roll.
with his new trailer of Freak Off Matters.
For those of you that can't see the stream, this is
basically Family Matters, but they've
like Puff Daddy and Jason
figures onto all the characters.
Let's just be happy that the White House
has completely snuffed the fucking
pride. Let's just be happy about that.
Now we're back to having men's
health month, which is even gayer
Look how young Diddy looks
This is fucked up, bro. Look how young Diddy looks in this To demand a freak off So much rage
That he's losing his mind
Well then there must be some
Was Kid Cudi involved in the
Free golf? I thought the same thing when I saw that
I wasn't aware of the Kid Cuddy connection.
The Jay-Z on the milk jug.
And then Justin Bieber is fucking Urkel.
Executive producer Kanye West.
That was pretty fucking good.
All right, Kenny, you're supposed to keep us on track here, bro.
Bro, when the wheels come off the track, there is no getting them back on.
By the way, Pete just left.
Pete just came in here, gave us his whole fucking massage. I guess he's part of the freak off.
Bullshit and then just left.
Yeah, he started a fucking riot.
There we go. Yeah. Remember this. left. Yeah, he started a fucking riot. And then there we go.
The next time he comes up, remember this.
Pete's always welcome up.
Yesterday you won the fucking free GU.
We had to give it away to somebody else.
But you're not going to win it today.
But anybody in the space, there's a tweet pinned at the top. How do you know he's not going to win it today but anybody uh anybody in the space there are there's
a tweet pinned at the top you know he's not going to win it today because he's not i'm gonna make
sure he's not going to win it uh no i didn't but uh these fucking giveaways are not verifiably fair
clearly clearly there's fuckery afoot she's playing favorites oh look at all these people
now retweeting the fucking thing uh we went to 32 retweets and 28 comments all right i pinned it up at the top again everyone
if you want to win the gu follow the rules we're gonna be you are you giving away wait
what did i win what did i win uh you won a crypto punk dude but you weren't here so we gave it to
somebody else yeah so we were giving away genuineuine Undead yesterday, and you were the first person the Twitter picker picked.
To be clear, Hans was giving away Genuine Undead yesterday.
He was just going through us.
People want to thank me and Jesus and shit.
It's like, dude, thank Hans.
Hans is the motherfucking man out here.
Which one are we giving away?
By the way, I got some beef with you motherfuckers.
God's always coming up here praising Hans.
I know you guys are on Ethos.
I haven't seen that Ethos fucking review for Hans.
Bro, I haven't logged into Ethos in so goddamn long.
You're still scared of fucking...
Ethos is on-chain social credit scores brother i like
i'm look i like what's his name uh severin what's his name the dev slitherin or something like that
no look i like him i think it's it's a good idea on paper my problem with most things revolving, like, social
credit scores is, like, you know,
it's the human element. Corrupts it
and fucks it all up. That's so Chinese.
There's already people, like...
I don't think I've been on it in, like, 30 days.
There's already been, like, a bunch of petty slashing
Yeah, when Steven and I, like, paid
for each other's whatever, when we vowed. Yeah, we vowedis and I paid for each other's whatever
Yeah, we vowed. That was probably the last time I've been on this
You guys touch tips on Ethos?
Yeah, alright, so I got logged in.
so that's not too bad, I guess.
There you go. What's a good score supposed to be? My score is a 14-14, so that's not too bad, I guess.
What's a good score supposed to be?
I mean, reputable is 1,600.
Bitch, you're not even reputable.
At least I'm not down here untrusted.
I have some impact uh, impact here.
Vouch mutual bonus impact and stuff.
Does somebody else vouch for me?
The other thing, like if I was on ethos all the time, I would just be like slashing people
You just, like, you can't trust this kind of stuff.
Hans left me a review two months ago.
Oh my God, Hans. I am so sorry. Yeah. Geez. me a review two months ago. Oh, my God, Hans.
Wait a minute to give back, bro.
Yeah, I definitely shouldn't have faded it because I know, you know, they did put those.
It was impossible to get into, bro.
I had invites offered to me.
Hans vouched for me, too.
I don't know how to figure out that.
All right, I got to get to work on this.
Mason just made me feel like a fucking piece of shit.
That is pretty fucking cool
fuck yeah i hope it's someone yeah i want someone new in our community we've got some cool um so the
you know the whole thing is community driven like it's all community built everything that you've
seen absolutely obviously forever undead was like one of the last things but since forever undead
a lot of those team members got really stoked and for the last like two months they've had their head down and they redesigned like an entire merch drop one for genuine undead
and one for forever undead and so that's what they've been teasing this week they've got like
this cool exclusive merch just for holders so gonna be cool i like it when mason says they
like he's not the founder of gu that That is an interesting development that I'm not going to talk about here today.
But the founder of GU is definitely an interesting thing on my mind lately.
Did the artist reappear from the mists?
But it's just more of the things that I've just been reflecting a lot.
Let's just put it that way.
Well, I'm curious to hear where your reflections lead you.
I'm fucking sure you are.
Yo, Mason, the GBCs are going out today, right?
I know it was supposed to go out yesterday,
but you all have some technical difficulties but uh well did you guys get
pulled like or did your stream end before google decided to rug the internet ours ended yeah we
were already long gone by the time the internet crashed yesterday yeah so i literally we were
right about to like spin the wheel for this last gvc which is probably worth like you know 15k
yeah bro yeah and uh fucking google just rugged it i got like stuck now i'm a meme in the fucking
gvc discord because they're like whatever the like screen it was that it fucking stopped on
they fucking memed um but yeah we're gonna run it back for that last
one at 1 p.m today let's go let's go all right so what uh because dude i saw your what do you
got to do just be at the space or how do you how do you gotta own you gotta own a gbc so basically
they've got this badge system, and so basically
was an entry into the raffle.
I didn't want a GVC anyway.
I didn't want your fucking knockoff 3D
No, I'm just kidding. I actually would love to have a GVC.
Good Vibes Club is going to be lit this this whole cycle i think it's going to run hard when nfts
like really hit their stride because i think it's like a fresh ip um yeah i mean i think the cool
thing with them too is like they're they've been really successful at celebrating other people's
ip i mean like go look at my banner on my profile
like it's genuine on my banner is genuine on dead but that's a gvc like gvc made that you know and
so you looked at like the open c video i think they did such a good job of being able to like
bring other people's ip into their like ability to storytell and i think that's what i'm really
excited for because it's like bro how many more fucking communities can we join you know like it's very inclusive at what
point at what point do we start working together and start celebrating like the people where you
don't feel like oh like i love that you want a gbc and i want you to have a gbc 100 but i also
want people to be proud of the communities that they're in too you know
no more pvp bro pve that's why i'm stoked i'm stoked on them but yeah bro i didn't realize
these have like come down just a little bit again they're at 0.7 almost four right now but dude
they've broken eath there for a second hmm i need to uh I need to shit some
eefs. That's what I need to do.
we were giving away a GU. What's the deal?
We are. Kyle was wanting to see which one.
Which one are we giving away? So it's either this guy
right here on the right. Hold on, I'm coming.
Okay. Oh, I like that one.
That guy right there looks like he has a toupee on.
Or this fucking jacked up looking motherfucker right here oh shit bro which one's higher rarity can you look at him
on magic because i bet open seas rarity is just fucked off on this collection i don't know
collection ever i'm gonna say this one right here is rarer than the other yeah probably because it
has the mask thing yeah let's give away the rarer one dude okay i got i mean the two i had were pretty close in rarity so
i just gave away the one that i thought looked cool yeah all right so this one right here what's
up so if you guys and i gave them a forever undead with it so they actually you actually
went to gu and a forever undead if you guys like i mean you guys have been in the space long enough
you know a bunch of artists you know a bunch of different styles and things like that like with
gu obviously the pixel art is kind of the og but we've as a community been really very much like
celebrating that like design system and that trait group we have obviously the undeads which is like
one to one you know it's exactly the undeads are my favorite to be honest but that
is the exact collection right and so we still we give that opportunity to everyone like if you're
in the discord we talk about it all the time like if you're an artist you're someone you want to
recreate the collection in your style like go ahead we'll support it so i'm curious like in
your minds what type of art style do you think would be like a sick version of some of these
traits and stuff to be brought to life everyone will probably you know with forever undead which
is somewhat of a weird like people like that style but i'm curious just to hear your thoughts
yeah everyone's gonna say i'm crazy but dude i would love to see and i wouldn't have said this
before but having seen the forever undeads like i would actually like to see these in like a like an anime style uh sort of like have you seen the uh they haven't really released them yet but
there's been a lot of sneaks of the like anime version of um what's the what am i blanking on
rafts collections yeah kid called beast dude they look so cool and it's like side it's like side profile right yeah yeah
yeah it's like a side profile yeah the side profile i think is sick that's i i would love
to do like a side profile i think that would be really side profile anime style uh yeah gu i just
think of i just think of ghost rider so like some art like this like this is pretty dope are you looking at this kyle yes i am but
that's literally ghost rider like i know but just like i mean that'd be a lit 101 for sure
that would be but like i love girls riders so like i was thinking about like glitch art like
obviously everyone loves like glitch art and like x copy and stuff it would be cool to have like
in my opinion someone do like an abstract abstract version of it but it's like glitched
out to kind of like a rect guy version mixed with like the gu traits i think that would be i think
that would be dope as the as it as the as the gifford art moves like different traits are popping
on the yo yeah oh right like
you don't see him in every frame kind of thing yeah you don't see him in every frame so like
this one really sick like this one right here at the right that i'm showing it has the red eyeballs
so like at one point during the frame it's all you see is red eyeballs at the very beginning is the
ghost rider oh shit hold on yeah so this guy here. So all you see in the very beginning is just
the ghost eyes is the, I mean the, the red eyes. And then it just starts going frame by frame and
the traits just start like popping and going in and out. I think that'd be pretty dope. Yeah.
That's pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah. That's my guess. All right. Motherfuckers. If you have not reposted
the post at the top, if you have not joined the GU Discord or tagged a friend,
I didn't ask you to tag two, three, four, five.
Just fucking tag a friend.
That's how you're going to win.
I am going to pick a fucking winner here.
I want you guys all to take note that when I ran the giveaway yesterday,
All you had to do was join the Discord and be in the space.
Yeah, but you didn't have people tell their friends about GU.
That's what you didn't do.
You failed to proliferate the brand.
And then God smited you and made me win,
which made you have to re-roll it today.
Well, what's interesting here, though, is that...
We gave it away yesterday. We did. Good, good, good. We're giving away another it today. What's interesting here, though, is that... No, no, no. We gave it away yesterday.
We gave it away. Good, good. We gave it away another one
today. Yeah, we gave it to Gmer yesterday.
told me to kick you off the fucking stage
because he says, you can kick Mason now
for not vouching me back.
Yeah. I gotta go find twenty dollars yeah
fucking better get the vat i know 20 finding twenty dollars right now is pretty hard um you
know what yeah because you're lucky i know hans is kidding because i almost just kicked you
at hans's request the open sea fucking uh voyages bro i'm i'm i got no liquid anymore because i just keep fucking burning five
dollars ten dollars blah blah you know what i mean yeah you gotta sell it yeah i haven't been
doing that i've been holding i was doing the same dumb shit and now i'm like fuck you gotta swap
one for the other yeah so i gotta start doing that yeah um all right well we're gonna fucking
Speaking of which, there are a few voyages here I need to get done.
Yeah, you're way higher than me. I am at 2,100.
The only reason I'm so far ahead of you guys is because they did that shipment for abstract.
I just have a lot more abstract JPEGs than you guys do.
When they do another shipment for like ETH JPEGs or something, you guys will end up catching up if not being ahead of me.
Let's pick a fucking winner.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
Let's see what happens here.
And we got to make sure they're not some fucking body account either.
Is NFTs tycoon in the space?
Do you see an NFT tycoon?
Yeah, he's right down there he has a um yeah
dickhead am i yeah what an asshole you are yeah okay he's legit yeah got a fucking uh kid called
beast i'm looking at his uh account or her or whoever he heard she legit legit enough yeah uh nft tycoon uh dm me your eth wallet um and i will
get these uh sent over to you so make sure i have that make sure uh oh do we verify if he or she's
in the discord uh yeah i mean you could hey if you're in the uh yeah yeah tag jesus in the gu discord we're
gonna verify jesus in the goddamn dg discord right now i'm in the fucking gu discord i gotta
check dude sometimes you're a fucking larp and brother i don't know what you're talking listen
listen the the whole reason like some of these like the they they created a whole channel for me
at one point for airdrops and like all kinds of shit in there so
in the gu discord yeah well i'm not surprised there's like 12 000 fucking gu channels
what's up nfts well uh welcome to the stage oh yeah yeah yeah yo he's up here as a speaker but
i don't have anything yo he's also a Forever Undead holder, so let's go.
He just earned himself an OGGU, which is fucking sick.
Well, and I'm sending him another Forever Undead as well.
So he not only wins the GU, but he also wins the Forever Undead.
I don't know what's going on.
He's up here as a speaker and a requester right now. I know. Yeah, I don't know what's going on. He's up here as a speaker and a requester right now.
Yeah, I don't know what's going on.
your wallet address, bro.
Otherwise, I'm not going to have it.
And that way I can send this over to you.
Unmute your microphone, bro. microphone bro yeah guys i'm here hey thanks
fucking man i let's go um yeah he's not oh he's typing right now on the discord but
yeah i don't know having some connection issues there uh kenny what do you got on uh track for
this weekend what are you doing?
I got some family in town from Tennessee
actually that I'm going out to
dinner with tonight and then
Tycoon, are you up here or no?
Just DM my ass. Otherwise, you
Let's try this. NFfts go back down because i can't even remove you from speakers if i do it it's gonna remove i don't have the option
go back down and i'll send you an invite to come up and we'll see if that connects better
the guy yesterday won already have an undead as well this is the second this is gmer yeah
seems like it's kind of set up It seems like the fucking GU community
That's what it seems like
I'm just too cheap to buy one
Kyle, are you trying to send an invite?
You actually won something.
Come up to claim your prize.
You got to come up to claim your prize you got to come up to claim your prize though jatoshi um you know but you're not gonna come up so you don't win and still don't know what the
fuck his pfp is because he's not black so i don't know what his pfp is yeah dude
is he trying to uh keep trying to figure this out too so a bunch of people yelled
at me for calling it lame in some comments though so i know there's at least a community there
you know what i win jatoshi here's your prize moon high is going to call you a slur go ahead
moon high hell yeah send it you know what they they told me that i was racist for getting rid
of my kid called beast because i got rid of him because he was black because I'm not black, and that's why I got rid of him.
But here you are, a white guy wearing a black PFP.
Shatoshi, what is that PFP from?
Because I know when I called it a gay ape chain NFT or something the other day, I got yelled at by a bunch of people.
So what is that? Is it on Barachain or like what what is it yeah it's on barra chains
okay i'd stand by my comment though that's pretty gay
oh yeah what's the nft for what is it like what what what's what do you get what do you do you
don't get anything she's an nft bro You don't get anything. It's just an NFT, bro. You don't get anything with any NFTs.
Because goddamn, that's a way better looking
PFP than Bosus, I gotta tell you.
Oh, you're still holding them? No, you should use
them as a fucking PFP so I stop making fun
of you for whatever the fuck this thing is you got
going on right now, brother.
I hate you guys for making these vitals
what did you spend on yours you gotta be like still break even on them
i don't even know what the floor is i haven't checked in a week
uh 146.08 0.08 yeah stop playing this is top playing
0.08 we're fucked yeah yeah the floor's not yeah nfts uh tycoon i sent you uh your nfts congratulations go uh make sure you uh glaze up on hans uh and not mason though because mason still
hasn't uh vouched for hans um So we'll have to get to that later.
Mason DMed me. He said you're a bot.
He told me not to send that to you, but it was too late.
Yeah, bro. No, thank you.
He said he's working right now.
I wanted to come up and say thank you
uh x sucks lately appreciate it it does suck lately yeah yeah for sure yeah it is 12 o'clock
on a fucking weekday so you know shouts to you for fucking paying taxes uh good yeah yeah um
all right well cool do we got anything else? Are we done?
Kenny, do you have anything else you want to talk about?
I fucking knew you didn't have anything else to talk about.
Mason, are you doing a space tomorrow or are you taking another weekend off?
No, I am doing a space tomorrow. I'm actually another weekend off no i am doing a space tomorrow i'm actually
typing out the tweet um okay i didn't mean to take a weekend off my brother had a bachelor party in
utah and so i had to go out there and it was it was cool did some fly fishing went to the highway
i seen i i seen the fly fishing picture and kyle was like is he doing a space i was like i don't fucking think so dude i've never never apologize for having a good time bro yeah it was good it was a good time uh
you know uh utah is a very weird place you guys been to utah actually there might be people that
live in utah i don't want to say anything nah dude i get it utah's where all the mormons are right
they have like they've like cornered the alcohol fucking market and can't
even get like regular percentage beer in utah it's not it's not even the alcohol bro like utah is a
cartel state it and it's not like the cartel i'm talking about you know i'm talking about the
mormons but like the way they run it is fucking nuts like salt lake city the skyline the biggest building that's mormons like hq
next biggest building the fucking cathedral right next to the fucking mormon hq like that's
downtown salt lake city um but yeah it was weird i'll give you one i'll give you one example that
like tripped me the fuck out like i'm i'm one of those people especially there where you know you're
drinking a lot like i like to get like an espresso after dinner or something you know a little
caffeine little pick-me-up and mormons don't like hot caffeine like that's not part of their thing
it used to be no caffeine but that was yeah i was gonna say it's like yeah i thought it used to be no caffeine but now they're all into like energy but that was like before like soda pop
and fucking monster energy and so they decided to make a little fucking exception that uh cold
caffeine religion's like 200 years old and they're already but if it's turning around on their
doctrine if it's hot caffeine they can't drink it and so
oh dude the mormons got him dude they they rugged them
that's what you get mason talking all that dude what if the plot thickens bro we thought the jews were controlling the weather this whole time but really really the Mormons are pulling all the strings, dude. They're behind the scenes. Yeah, I don't know if Utah would be the place I would choose
for a bachelor party. I typically go south of the border, particularly Columbia, but hey.
Yeah, but dude, Utah's so beautiful though. Like, Utah City would be so cool if it wasn't for like
the weirdness and the laws. If you're looking to do some nature shit, definitely.
Again, if I'm on a bachelor
for hookers and cocaine, to tell you the truth.
Every now and then, KP lets
that fucking good guy veil slip
Yeah. Alright, that's it yeah bye everybody yeah we're done i get i'm over here trying to work and
do shit while y'all are just yapping i like that you call their work but i bro i took my house
slippers off this morning and i was like it's time to go to work and i put my flip-flops on yeah so all right cool everybody have a great day uh kyle i've bro just figured out why your
eyes are so squinty it's not because you like smoked or anything it's because you have that
bun so tight in your hair that would fucking make my eyes more open like oh yeah it's like
fucking this though it's like your head is i can't believe it took us this long
all these years dude we're just finally making fun of my man dude it's all right when you come
with a pencil or like a chopstick in that bitch then i'm gonna make fun of you so i just woke up
early as fuck this morning for no reason uh mason just said, my internet just died.
Sounds like he had my problem.
Anyways, all right, cool.
Everybody have a great weekend.
Be safe and go play on gambling.