Reality Check: Weekend Pump

Recorded: Jan. 9, 2026 Duration: 1:48:09
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Short Summary

The crypto space is buzzing with activity as new token launches like Nub and Testicle gain traction, while established projects like White Whale and Black Whale explore partnerships to enhance their ecosystems. The resurgence of meme coins is evident, with significant trading volumes and fundraising efforts indicating a potential trend shift in the market.

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Thank you. Thank you. She was a fast machine.
She kept the motor clean.
She was the best woman that i ever seen she had to
say my size telling me no lies knocking me out for those american thighs
taking my share had me
come but i was I was like a man there, cause the world starts shaking. The hell was quaking, my mouth was shaking.
We were thinking, you should be all night long.
Yeah, you should be all night long.
I've been down all the time on this, like Dr. Ull. I'm not in this ring to take her.
Now that swing, that the words were shaking.
The words were squaking.
My man was taking a wheel of space.
You, bring me up.
Can you bring me up?
Don't put me down, you, rip me up!
That was so good.
Don't put me down, you, rip me up!
Can you take me down, you, rip me up? I'm going to stop that. You I'm not alone. I'm not alone.
I'm not alone.
I'm not alone.
I'm not alone.
I'm not alone.
I'm not alone.
I'm not alone.
I'm not alone.
I'm not alone.
I'm not alone. I'm not alone. I don't know how that guy sings like that.
Yeah, man.
I don't know.
You just kind of did it, bro.
Yeah, I know.
You could be in our fucking metal band, bro.
Yeah, I could be a fucking cover band, Kenny.
What do you have to say, Kenny Powers,
about this motherfucking cheese is showing up a couple minutes late today,
didn't he?
Boy just hit the high note like he got his nuts cut off, bro.
That's all I know.
Cheese is the castrata.
Look at cheese on stream. Boy looking a little light at cheese on stream boy looking a little light boy looking
like he's a little light today what's going on with this that's because i shaved my face
okay yeah that's why yeah i shaved i cut the beard down um yeah feeling. I've been going to the gym for the past, oh, this whole week.
So that's been good.
I can't move my arms, like, fully extended out.
Like, this is about as far as I got right now.
And, yeah, it's a struggle.
The struggle is real, Kenny Powers, with getting back into the gym. And told the the buddy of mine that i'm going with i
was like bro like this dude his first time him back in the gym in like five years and he's just
fucking like going gun ho and i'm like i'm not going that fast and that hard like you're gonna
be fucking in the hospital and sure enough he missed the next two days uh because he was so sore he even called out
of work on the first day because he could not even barely lift his arms up
so yeah yeah but it's real uh went yesterday surprised myself uh you know was benching more
than i thought i was gonna be able to doing more stuff than i thought i
you know could because it had been so fucking long but you have the advantage of knowing how
to work out right like a lot of people don't even know what to do when they go to the gym you were
on football teams and shit like that and yeah yeah yeah so like a lot of that stuff i remember
but i also have good friends that you know take a lot of steroids and they lift a lot of weights and they tell me which
way to go.
They're willing to share needles.
Welcome to hepatitis C.
We, we share, we share a 100%.
But anyways, Kenny GM posts the,
the shittiest pass interference non-call in college football history last
night with the Miami and the Miami Ole Miss game.
Yeah, that was great.
Bro, but that game, that was pass interference.
He yanked a motherfucker from the center of his shoulder pads.
Well, when they're both pushing off like that on a Hail Mary last second play,
it's hard to call that.
It's not hard to call that because he had his hand inside of his shoulder pads
and he's pulling them down.
He also had his hand on his shoulder pads as well.
Yeah, he was pushing off.
That guy could have probably jumped up and came down with the ball
because that ball was thrown fucking perfectly.
And I think that was a catchable ball.
Either way, it should have been down there
where they had a better shot.
One last play and Ole Miss got fucking robbed, essentially.
That's what it was.
Wheels, I know you came up to back me up on this.
The state of Arizona does not miss calls, sir.
That was just hand fighting.
That was all fair.
Festival is a perfectly ran
event in the home state
of Arizona, and that was not
All right. Well, somebody kicked this motherfucker
Yeah, I don't know.
Barrels, GM, sir, how we doing?
And Kyle, no, you're not allowed to kick barrels off the stage.
I'm not going to kick barrels, dude.
I'm sorry.
I'm fucking sorry, dude.
I've transgressed in the past, but I'm a new man.
I've learned and grown in my path of life.
I've learned to do it more discreetly.
Next time, I just won't own up to it.
Fucking whoops.
My finger slipped.
Yeah. What's happening, Barrels? how you doing gm good morning i'm driving to get caffeine at 6 a.m in
hawaii nice uh oh right here hold on i'm doing good doing good i had to rush back home because
somebody talked me into going um somebody talked me into running the fucking walmart real quick to try and
go buy some boxes of fucking ball cards and as much as i'd love to talk about cards and sports
fucking kill myself uh barrels do they do anything cool and um with the coffee down there in hawaii
like when we were in el salvador uh with my wife and her family, they put, like, a dash of cinnamon in it.
I think Barrel's in Florida.
Didn't he just say he's in Hawaii?
Yeah, no, I'm in Hawaii.
I told you it was fucking Hawaii.
I fucking host with the most, dude.
This guy's locked in, paying attention, doesn't miss one fucking word.
Anyway, do they do anything cool with their fucking coffee barrels?
I'm going to be honest with you i drink here of a mate but um i don't i mean i am an arborist i mean i i guess i don't know we grow our coffee here in hawaii it's more volcanic it's a little
bit more acidic i don't know i don't really i'm not a coffee person so i don't know. I don't really, I'm not a coffee person, so I don't know what that means.
Yeah, I mean, I'm a coffee enjoyer. I don't like, I don't have like an elaborate setup and like a thousand dollar fucking espresso machine in my kitchen, but I do enjoy a good
cup of black coffee. Anyway, it's called coffee connoisseur. My mom was saying, so she gets heart
palpitations from regular coffee, but she doesn't get it from El Salvador and South American organic coffee.
That's interesting.
Yeah, my sister or my wife's sisters show up every now and then and they bring like a suitcase full of fucking Salvadorian coffee for me.
I'm like, you would think in Hawaii they take like volcano ash and like some other fucking weird samoa and
fucking like uh fucking rituals and like bless the coffee and then like do something weird like that
that's what i would think they would do but that's just me yeah i don't know but i i don't live there
like reaching here this morning we are this is a great topic to start off
with kyle uh way to interrupt i was just curious dude i don't get to talk to people from fucking
hawaii all the time look at this right here okay kenny which i know you haven't seen our abstract
stream since day one because you probably haven't logged into abstract but you can see the play is
paused right here wheels where this guy's hand is we do the coffee dance in el salvador
i was like what she's like i'm just fucking with you what is the coffee dance yeah what's the
coffee dance come on stream and yeah come on stream and show us that uh please she ain't coming on
stream come on let's go i want to see the coffee dance uh but yeah I have it pulled up right there
for anybody that wants to see
this blatant pass interference
that happened last night
so wheels it's right there
it's a championship game you let them play
you know to the championship game
right it's still playing
99% of like
fucking last
minute last second hail
Mary's like there's never a flag on those because you're throwing the ball up of like fucking last minute, last second Hail Marys. Like,
there's never a flag on those because you're throwing the ball
up. You got eight guys around.
You know, everybody's jogging
for the ball. It's not
going to get called. The fuck is this
It's just how it is, bro.
What are you talking about?
I'm looking at these fucking cards.
There's like no excitement
with this one pack when yg gets back i'm gonna fucking get in his ass about this one uh it's
speaking of excitement i believe a nub nubment is starting now uh oh is it didn't those uh i
thought i saw juice say something about the um the mint price was lower uh the mint price was
lowered and i think the price of the whitelist tickets went up.
I think they actually started getting bought up.
The previews have been pretty nice and pretty clean.
It's a cool mechanic,
because it's all blank nub NFTs, right?
And then you're just opening packs for traits.
Yeah, well, no, this minteded they have a tweet out from an hour ago
saying y'all really broke the website for some people 871 nubs minted in the first 10 minutes
damn so that i mean 10 minutes to mint 10 is that is that like is that good and then what are these
people doing with the tickets now because the tickets are 0.602 do you have to burn the ticket to mint i think you have to burn the ticket to mint
is isn't that right wheels i that i don't know i'd have to this is our local mint smee
all right so here it is right here we listened to the community feedback and decided to reduce the mint price for all stages.
Stage one is treasury.
Stage two, NFT tickets, GDT, burn tickets to mint at 0.5 soul.
Four hours starting at 10 a.m. Eastern.
And that's today.
Stage three is nub whales.
First come, first serve.
Snapshot taken 0.75 soul.
That starts at 2 p.m. Eastern.
Then you have a stage four, which is one sold mint.
That's community whitelist.
And then stage five is public at 1.25 sold.
So if you wanted to go mint right now, let me refresh,
make sure this price is right.
Because these tickets, I mean, all all these tickets are gonna have to be gone
before the nft is met um it's showing the supply right now 1075 but yeah so you could
you could basically mint right now for 1.1 eth i think because the the floor price is 0.6 eth on the
uh tickets uh yeah well uh yeah sorry. 1.1 sold.
So, there you go.
I'm going to try and go to the website real quick.
See how many they've actually
Oh, they have like their own marketplace.
I didn't know that.
So, are these not going to be sellable?
They would have to be on fucking...
Bro, some of these are pretty clean.
Look at these. Oh, Kyle, look at that one. That one's all you fucking bro. Some of these are pretty clean. Look at his. Oh,
look at that one.
That one's all you bro.
Yeah. It's like a fucking Joker.
I don't know.
That's like a fucking,
it's pretty cool.
I don't know how I feel about.
That's like a right forward facing PFPs.
I do like that.
I don't know.
Nub is a hilarious meme though.
I don't hold any more nub anymore though, by the way. I haven't i haven't had any nub in a while um yeah i don't
know i mean the whole thing like i mean well apparently to be honest i think being a little
too greedy kind of sullied the tone of this whole thing out of the gate uh it's never a good sign
when the team has to adjustment prices and shit like that but
ultimately i mean nub is still like i don't know man nubs one of the top like if i think about
solana meme coins it's i would say at least top 10 in my mind that just come up you know what i mean
yeah uh oh the floor right now is 1.095 sold so you could buy these right now and apparently
like you buy i think you buy these nub packs and that allows you to there's like traits and shit
you can you can buy different traits and change the pfp itself so um yeah that's the whole candy
labs thing right they did that with retardios too if you go look at the retardio
collection you'll notice there's some like traits that you didn't use to see there oh see i didn't
i didn't know that i i don't know shit about candy lab so well i mean i just learned all that
more recently i see it here yeah retardio traits web pack web kids traits retardio cousins web
kids so yeah yeah yeah i see what you're talking about i heard somebody on a
space the other day like building theirs uh live on the space maybe we were in the same space um
not really sure but yeah uh either way uh kenny apparently there's a lot of meetings happening
today did uh did anything happen? Anything big?
Not that I'm aware of.
What are you talking about?
I thought Jerome Powell was coming out with some emergency meeting.
Yeah, nothing that I'm aware of.
All right.
Let's run through some market stuff real quick, and then we'll say hi to our other friends
Yeah, market's looking good.
Bouncing off the higher you know, higher timeframe lows,
which, you know, we dip down to 89.5.
We've bounced back up to 91.5 right now.
So Bitcoin is green again, Ethereum green, Solana green.
Everything seems to be trending up as we head into the weekend,
which, you know, we usually get these.
There's occasions where we get like a little bit of a friday pump and sustain over the weekend into
monday so we'll see how that goes but yeah across the board everything's up anywhere from one uh
three percent as far as majors go bitcoin up about one percent ethereum up 1.13 and solana's up 2.37, up to 139.8, knocking on the door 140.
BNB's up 1.24, XRP's up as well, half a percent to 214.
And Zcash, after the FUD attack yesterday,
seemed to be kind of settling in right around this $430 market,
sitting at 431 right now.
So had the big dip from 528 uh earlier this week dipped all the way down
to 380 and has kind of been ranging around this 430 bucks so we'll see if people start piling in
back in on zcash uh tbd but yeah uh as far as meme coins go saw some pretty decent action
overnight as well too there we had a coin called testicle just fucking ripped jesus christ
really right this was uh it was one of the the coins that is uh was launched on snowball and
snowball is ripped as well too snowball was like this alternate launch pad for meme coins um kind
of had some hype around it when it initially came out and then kind of died off. But testicle was one of the coins.
I saw Eric Stevens tweet about it yesterday.
And over like last night, it just ripped.
And yeah, it's currently sitting, I think, somewhere around 8 mil.
Let me double check that real quick.
Yeah, I think it's sitting around 8 mil right now.
7.7 mil it's up 150 percent
but because that coin ripped and it's from the snowball ecosystem snowball also up about 140
on the day so uh we'll see some action there uh some of these uh white whale derivatives have been up to blue whale is up 2000% to two mil.
Just kind of ripped out of nowhere.
Black whale also ripped overnight.
Got all the way up to eight mil.
It's currently sitting.
Why are derivatives other whales?
Like it should be other things around the white whale lore.
Like there should be a Geppetto coin and like a Ahab coin.
No, we just like different multicolored animals.
That's true. That's true, dude. Animals for the win in web 3 i stand corrected yeah so i mean there's just been you know runners daily uh things running over there so yeah it feels definitely like the
i wouldn't say the trenches are 100 back but there's definitely a lot more activity over 2026
than there was in 2025 so off to a hot start
there we'll see what happens avicii is also up 22 after ansem was tweeting about the whole meta
dow and avicii coins um it was sitting in the 270s yesterday it's up to three dollars and 45 cents
over there meta dow's back up to like seven and a half bucks so yeah i mean there's plays to be
made uh you just got to pay attention and try and keep up with the meta so is testicle a buy
i can't believe i'm saying that but is testicle a buy right here at 7.6 why not i mean it's up 150
percent you know i understand but it's down also from the 10 mil that it was at.
Well, it sounds like it might be a good idea to keep an eye on that platform though. I mean,
this is a Solana meme coin platform that you're going to. Yeah, it's called snowball and they've launched coins and they do like a different structure than pump fund. It was catching noise
a few weeks ago when it initially came out and people were launching coins over there they were doing a good job uh the dev had like um a space that he hosted i don't think people really liked
what he was saying all that much coin kind of dipped everything within its ecosystem dip but
over the past week it's been catching bids and testicle was kind of like a breakout coin from it
so everybody seems to be like flooding
back towards that i don't know how sustainable it is this is just what's going on so i'm just
you know following the the storyline of it well let's let's uh let's hear from our uh our uh
you know our chef our coin kong uh extraordinaire uh quick before he loses Wi-Fi signal. Did you get into testicle?
Have you been playing around on this?
50 sold at 100k market cap
and sold at 100k.
No, so I didn't get into testicle,
but yesterday was anatomy day
in the trenches.
I hit a 10x on clitoris.
I hit a 10x on ovaries.
Yeah, yesterday was definitely anatomy day in the trenches that would have been a fun day to stream right is fallopian too long of a ticker that's
probably too long i'm telling you what i like i'm actually going to start streaming here probably
in the next two weeks i'm gonna order a roadcaster and uh shit to get my setup going but uh yeah yesterday was it was pretty
good i did post a pnl like on my timeline for the first time ever uh the trenches like 100%
back like no that's not even because i mean you think 100% back i'm you're printing money right
like the trenches are like 20% back but they are getting much easier to find runners. So
like at PNL, I fucking posted yesterday, right? I only came out like, I traded a little bit more
after that. I think I did 97 trades yesterday, 87% win rate. And I came out with like six soul
or something yesterday. So like it there, there's definitely easier ways to find winners or it's like getting easier.
But it's not, you know, it's, it's not,
I don't think it's gonna be back for a long time, but if you can, you know,
if you can get around to adjusting how you fucking trade it's not,
it's not too bad. But, Oh yeah.
And then there's, I got a little bit of lore for you for the white whale and black
whale uh apparently they are friends the devs are friends they have exchanged numbers and are
talking in the background uh i believe black whale i haven't really i'm driving right now i
haven't checked today but uh it was sitting around i think like 500 or 600 000 yesterday um but the lore is that they
actually are talking and they're starting to figure out how to accelerate both projects from
what i'm uh understanding so uh maybe just something to keep an eye on especially at
under a million market cap because you got to start a whale wars like fucking Twitter space with both
devs. The world is
a vampire.
I was one of my favorite
shows for a little while until that fucking
retard captain guy pretended like he
got shot. You guys remember that?
Maybe it's just me.
Other than that, bro, it's been good like I just you know I don't know
I don't remember if I said yesterday but like
I got monetized it took me 12 days
so I fucking I've been killing it replying
and fucking getting a little post up
and I'm fucking in spaces
like 12 hours a day now
but you know I'm actually having a lot of fun it's good
uh yeah i mean bro you're non-stop in spaces so that's good just don't burn yourself out
you know what i'm saying because trust me it can happen you'll be like i need to take a
fucking week off it's time to go back to wine country that's the thing it's like i'm not i'm
not sitting in front of my computer right like i'm on spaces all day while i'm out doing business
and i'm doing this that and the other thing so for me it's not like i'm not locked in front of my computer, right? Like, I'm on spaces all day while I'm out doing business, and I'm doing this, that, and the other thing.
So for me, it's not like I'm not locked in,
but I'm just part of the conversation all day, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, it's going to be a game changer.
I know Chris can help you.
I'm sure he's going to help you get all of the proper equipment.
Make sure you get the Shure SM7B microphone, the Rodecaster 2.
It's pretty good. I mean, for like, bro,
like, I don't know, like $1,500,
$2,000, you can get a really nice setup.
That's not counting the camera, though.
But, you know,
I'm sure Chris can help you get set up.
Oh, yeah. He's sending me everything already.
He's like, here, download this app, download
that app, do this. This is for editing.
This is clipping. I'm like, what?
Yeah. And you would, bro, but I'm like, what? Yeah, yeah.
And you would, bro, but I'm telling you,
you would be amazed at what,
especially out in LA,
because there's probably some fucking,
somebody that stole a whole truckload of this shit.
Like what you can find on Facebook Marketplace
in your area.
Like I have bought so much equipment
from journalists, students,
kids that are in college,
their parents buy them all this equipment brand new for one semester.
They were,
they were like recording some fucking podcast for three weeks.
And then the kids just put it all back in the box and sell it for 400 bucks.
they're selling a brand new roadcaster.
That's 13,
They're selling them for 500 bucks because they they don't have
nothing to do with it and it it's just you know it's beer money for them that's fucking alpha bro
like that's that's straight i'm telling you i'm telling you look on look on facebook i guarantee
you will find that you will find the microphone and chances are like the area you're in you're
going to get a lot nicer fucking uh you're going to get a lot nicer fucking, uh, you're
going to get a lot nicer options as far as that goes.
So yeah, yeah, definitely do that.
And, uh, I learned how to spam emojis.
Did you guys know, you know, I doesn't know how to fucking spam emojis.
I've been spamming emojis since fucking 2023 brother.
I didn't even know you could do it.
I was like, what the fuck?
Someone taught me the other day in space. I like fucking laughing yeah um all right uh what else oh kenny i just
pulled a jaylen green is he good uh yeah yeah former rocket number two overall pick he yeah
played this year he's been injured got traded to ph Phoenix last year. That was part of the Kevin Durant deal that we brought Katie down here.
I pulled a LeBron James.
I don't know if this is worth anything or not.
He talked you into cards.
Did you at least see if there was one piece or anything on the shelves at Walmart when you bought those down?
No, there wasn't.
Okay, cool.
I'm sharing this with YG.
I did get LeBron James. So I did. I said final OP 13.
So I told him that that don't buy anything else with that.
Yeah, I don't even know what the fuck that is.
So there is a LeBron James right here.
I don't know what the fuck this is, but whatever.
Probably not worth fuck all.
Anthony Davis with his big giant unibrow.
Is this this?
This card has him on the Lakers and he's no longer on the
lakers is he even playing for the mavericks anymore yeah he's still with the mouse yeah
so this is him on a on the lakers team um yeah i'm just sitting here ripping shit um
all right so besides memes how's uh nfts looking kenny sorry yeah uh memes yeah same kind of situation obviously we had the pump at the beginning of
the year and it's kind of settled down a little bit um since then but yeah looking at prices uh
not a whole lot of change across the board as far as like the top nfts go uh you still have crypto punks at 29.18 which is
down 1.6 percent board apes but above or below 100k because i know that's like their significant
like yeah it's 91.2 which they were sitting at like 72 to 78 about a week ago or so yeah but
they didn't they break 100k there for a second didn't they
or am i right around it yeah um it was more on the price of ethereum than the actual floor price
the price of ethereum 3300 and opposed to 3100 so um yeah board apes 5.32. Pudgy's down another 1.4 to 4.83.
Moonbirds are up 8.5%, back up to 1.86.
But yeah, top collection.
Not a whole lot of crazy movement again.
Can you bullish on Moonbirds at all for the Burb token?
Because I have kicked around the idea of getting a Moonbird Mythic for a little while now.
But I'm not.
I just don't know dude yeah
it just depends on how big the the allocation is and how well the coin does out the rip you know
what's the fdv at tg um that'll determine whether or not you probably make money i i don't think
it's a bad idea i don't see much downside to that collection uh i just wish there wasn't the oddities collection
too like if there was only two collections but there's three that's a lot of nfts to get you
don't know how they're going to prioritize you know allocation because you know with pudgy penguins
it was obviously pudgy penguins got the largest then it was little pudgies then it was rods but
remember rods took a run because people were buying like the rare rods because they thought
they i think there was a higher allocation for the rarity of the rods because people were buying like the rare rods because they thought they i think
there was a higher allocation for the rarity of the rods so people were like buying the golden
ones for absurd prices uh but if you remember the token allocation breakdown of that it was
it was like there were rumors of what it would be so things were getting priced according to
the allocation so i don't know how that
prioritizes these three collections obviously moonbirds will be the top but whether oddities
or mythics which is number two and number three because they're kind of priced the same um so
yeah it's i mean look you know they most likely will get allocation whether or not you make a lot
of money or kind of break even or make a few bucks i don't really know because most likely will get allocation. Whether or not you make a lot of money or kind of break even or make a few bucks,
I don't really know because most likely floor price will dump a little bit after the token.
But, I mean, they're at 0.2 something, right?
I believe they're at 0.229 is the mythics, which is about, what, $650, $660 or $700 roughly.
$250, $660
or $700 roughly.
You got to factor if you resell
the NFT plus
get an allocation. Whether or not
it's vested, I don't really know. I don't know
if it's going to be 100% unlocked
like it was for Pudgy assets.
So you got to find out a little
bit more about tokenomics of the token
to have a clear
answer. Man, some of these are cool looking.
Yeah, they're not bad.
The Mythics are just like super cool, I think.
Yeah, I mean, they're like little mini kind of.
If I could get my money back out of the airdrop, I'd even hold the NFT.
But I just, I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I wish I knew anything about what they were planning on doing, right?
Because like all we know is they bought the collection and then said there's a coin coming.
Like, okay. I don't know anyway well i know um i i know that ethos nfts are up
pretty good today because they are about to start season two uh they might see they're offering an
nft or like yeah yeah so i put a bookmark up there at the top that shows uh all of that and so you
have to go in to uh ethos you select whether or not you want to be like a validator so 50 percent
of your xp burned for an nft rewarded at the end of season two or 50% of your XP state invalidators earning you and them more XP in
season two. Uh, nothing, doing nothing results in a 20% reduction. So you need to go over there
and vote because your XP will end up getting drained 20%. If even if you don't go vote either way i locked in the nft um so like i said make sure
you get on ethos and get that done i still have one ethos invite so if somebody needs an ethos
invite send me your fucking wallet address and i will get you hooked up um because they will end
up doing some other type of fucking drop um Um, and something else will end up, you know, coming about.
So in their, their original NFTs are trading for about 1.45 East.
I think right now, is that where they're at?
Kitty, but they're, they were last I looked, they were up like 15%.
Uh, they're at 1.60 top offer 1.45.
Uh, but these things did run up pretty...
These things are cool looking.
Yeah, they are.
The NFTs are cool looking.
All time high, they were trading around.
156 of these things?
I didn't realize how small this collection was.
Yeah, because they gave them to the top of the leaderboard for season one.
The people that were participating.
So, yeah. Make sure you get over on ethos, check that out and get that
done because I think you only have a certain amount of time to even do it. So you want to
make sure you get that knocked out. Um, well, like I said, I have one other invite, uh, but as long
as you're active on there, I will gladly hook you up.
Oh, all right.
Never mind.
Somebody already sent it to me.
Ethos invite, gone.
Let me message this dude and get this squared away.
But anyways, what else are you looking at right now, Kenny?
Just watching the trenches, honestly, man.
I think that's probably your best opportunity to make, you know, quick money just because things are heating up.
Now, granted, again, they're not back to where they were this time of year last year.
You know, last year we were doing ridiculous numbers.
You know, there was $25 to $30 billion traded on solana certain days as far as like meme coins
go you know the average coin is getting anywhere from like you know the average runners are
averaging anywhere from like two to six million last year that was like 20 to 100 million you know
like on good runners i mean there were there were coins that were literally clocking 50 mil a day in volume and running from zero market cap to 100 mil within a few days.
So we're not at that point again, but there's definitely an interest in meme coins again.
So just watching the trenches, looking for runners.
I'm surprised to hear that, Kenny.
You're usually looking for the mid-caps rather than the super low-cap stuff.
I think mid-caps just aren't really that – there's not that many mid-caps that are kind of run.
Obviously, White Whale is a different unicorn in itself, right?
It's held over 100 mil.
It's into 110 right now.
That was a special case, and that was because White Whale himself owns so much of the supply.
He hasn't sold any of his supply.
Apparently, he's got like $50 million worth in the coin.
Hasn't sold any.
So it really comes down to who's debonant, what their intentions are.
So the mid-caps are harder.
They're not running super hard right now. Last year, mid-caps, you know, were going from 50 to 100, 150, you know, within a few weeks.
As of right now, it's just like more like million to $5 million runners happening left and right, you know.
So I think that's where you got to focus some of the attention on.
But, yeah, typically I don't like playing low caps.
I like mid caps, but right now they're just mid caps aren't really moving that much.
It's more on the lower end side of it.
Mark markets need more motion to push mid caps is what I'm hearing.
Makes sense.
Jesus over there.
How do you find good tokens i feel like every pump fun token i see that has potential once it
gets up to shit i don't know 400 500 it just dumps the dev just sells and it's honestly
it's still a tough game there's still a lot of devs bundling coins
and dumping on you as soon as it starts to pump.
Just got to pay attention, you know,
and just watch things and watch volume.
Volume is my number one indicator,
although sometimes it can be fake volume.
But like if you, you know,
always check to see who's trading it,
if there's any wallets that you know trading it.
That always helps if you're tracking wallets on like Axiom and whatnot.
But yeah, it's not easy.
You know, you just got to pay attention and watch, you know.
I check Dex Greener 20, 30 times a day probably, you know, over the past few weeks.
or 20, 30 times a day probably, you know, over the past few weeks,
just, you know, watching coins and how they're moving
and, you know, what the volume looks like.
So, yeah, you just got to, it's a job, bro.
I mean, listening to guys like CoinKong and Juice talk,
and I'm just going to state very adamantly right now,
I don't trade coins.
I'm just regurgitating shit that I thought I heard smarter people say say you basically like i've heard juice talk about getting up in the morning like
kind of locking in seeing what like the meta is what coins like are like coin kong just said
yesterday was anatomy day right so like you got to recognize what the meta is for the day uh grab
the coins that come out the rip like you just got to be watching them as like pre-bond
because like you just said moon high they're not making it past 400k or so so like you got to get
in super early if you want to catch some x's um so you know it's small bullets lots of bullets
small small bullets wide spray uh sell before they dump on you uh and probably just sit there
and watch for a little while before you get in the water to see you know what waves are actually catching some motion is that pretty good
coin kong or do i sound retarded yeah no i mean that's exactly it like i'll stare at a chart i'll
stare at charts and coins coming out for like like no less than an hour before i even make my first
trade just because i want to see kind of how like everything's flowing
and if there's any like mini meta that's going on for like the day or something that might be coming back.
And that's it. I mean, like most of the coins I'm going into, I mean, if you're trading on loot,
you can actually track all my you can track all my trading.
You could I get in like under 10, 15 K. I'll put in point to five.
If it makes it past 15, I'll throw in maybe a soul.
You know what I mean?
Um, depending on like where, where volume looks like it's coming in because like all
the terminals a little bit different, but like on loot, it'll tell you which ones are
snipers and bundlers on the transactions as you're looking.
So if you see a bunch of the bundlers fucking selling,
like, oh yeah, this coin's going to either,
they're either washing the bundle
and there's something there,
and then I'll do a little bit of research,
or they're just trying to sell their bundle
so they can rug the fucking coin.
So, you know, there's just the risk management, right?
Like you just got to make sure
the transaction is coming in and out,
or, you know, if they're from the team that they're not washing the whole coin or you know do a little
bit of research and it looks like there's a little bit behind it maybe throw a little bit more in
another point is there's so many tokens that are created that it just it's too many and i i think there needs to be some guardrail set on pump fun to not allow i
mean i go there sometimes and it's the same token like filling up the whole page like they were just
creating massive amounts of the same token just new new token new contracts created yeah bro they're so the people the devs
like fucking creating these coins they're creating four or five at a time like they're
vamping themselves and hoping one hits and that's how they do it so you like you don't really have
a choice you just kind of got to watch and see if one takes volume you You know what I mean? Like for me, like I do very little research under 15K.
Like I'll go into a 510K shitter,
fucking 0.25 or a half a soul.
And then what I try to do
is just at least take my initials out
with at least a million coins left.
You know, like if you're trying to get bigger,
you can try to keep a percentage and stuff like that.
But a million tokens at fucking, you know, a few million is still is still a good payday.
You know what I mean?
But for me, it's like if the ticker is good and the picture is retarded, I will probably buy it.
Because like that's usually what people are looking at first.
So I just try to get into those coins earlier.
Or you could just get
a job and hold JPEGs. That's what I do.
I fucking suck at coins, dude.
I suck so bad.
I think I pretty much
nailed explaining what you need to do,
but actually exercising
it is a totally different skill
set than what I have.
I was going to say, it's less stressful,
but you'll
still lose the same amount of money. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Over time. Not as fast.
There's this token fog that I'm looking at right now and the chart looks pretty good,
but it's 42.3 K market cap. He said FUG?
FUG, F-U-G.
But like there's a guy that has three,
there's two guys that have 3%.
I mean, is that too high for them to have?
Well, I mean, like it depends on the circumstance.
Like White Whale is only running
because the guy has supply control.
So the question is, who is that that has that,
that supply,
A lot of nuances
Why are we rugged?
Because Coin Kong is
Coin Kong.
Coin Kong is Coin Kong.
Yeah, so I put another tweet
at the top. You guys can go
check this out. is uh from a guy
named savs uh he vibe coded uh using claude a website seeing how much you donated to open sea
uh it's called farmed by open sea dot lol uh show me how hard you got farmed.
So basically... I don't want to know.
12 on-chain ranks
from Rug King to Jester.
There's a fee tracker.
See your total donations to OpenSea.
And then just share your rank.
I mean, it's kind of funny.
Why is Whitey tagging me in AI asses right now?
Like, what the fuck is...
Thanks, YG.
I don't know.
I don't know.
But yeah, pretty interesting to go over there and see exactly.
Now, I think this is reading, like, maybe what you've done over the past few weeks.
I don't know.
Or, like, not the past few weeks, but, like, I don't know. Or like not the past few weeks, but like, I don't
know how far back this data is going. Um, because I don't know if this is a lifetime or what it is.
Um, so I got the Dow delegate LARPed in discords, click vote, still broke rank 11,745 top 25k it says I've donated 10,130
dollars and 53 cents to open sea uh but there were some guys I was seeing that were putting
the the comments and bro I mean like these guys they were some guys that were up to $200,000, $300,000 on that.
Jesus Christ, Johnny.
It's not pinned up.
It's not pinned up yet.
It is pinned up at the top.
It's from a guy named Saps.
The last thing I see that's pinned up is Coin Kong's thing.
It just hasn't showed up yet.
It's been pinned up since the beginning of the fucking space.
Oh, well, then, bitch, you said I just pinned it up, so we were waiting for it to fucking pop up. It's up yet. It's been pinned up since the beginning of the fucking space. You said I just pinned it up, so we were waiting
for it to pop up.
It's up there. Check all the goddamn
pinned tweets. Everybody do yourself a favor.
Go check the pinned tweets.
Listen here,
I just pinned up a tweet.
Don't repeat.
You're in enough trouble for copying things. Don't copy what I just said. I thought it was the last one.
You're in enough trouble
for copying things.
Don't copy what I just said.
Okay, Dijani?
I think it would actually
be a hilarious bit
if you just fucking
go around to spaces
and just repeat
what everybody else says
with a fucked off Euro accent.
I think that'd be
pretty funny.
Just call yourself repeat.
It's slightly different words,
Change the words just a either way either way it's right there for you uh go check it out but like i said
there were some other people they had massive uh amounts now i i don't know if this is just
for during these like last waves like i said i don't know how far back the guy's going and he
really didn't say anything so uh not really sure um of course i get some rookie cards of just like
some bullshit ass players you know fucking cj stroud card who the fuck wants that excuse me
yeah like get out of here. Rookie of the year?
CJ Stroud's not a rookie, bro.
He was offensive rookie of the year his first year.
No, I know, but I'm just saying, like, I got a rookie card from some motherfucker
who's probably on the practice squad for the Pittsburgh, I think, is who it was.
Yeah, YG, you owe me $100 because
I got nothing but shit
out of these cards.
$100 on that?
Bro, you got
one paycheck, went straight to Walmart
and gambled it away on fucking
baseball cards or whatever it is.
That's on you.
YG's at fault right here.
I think you need to exercise a little bit of
accountability, buddy.
No, but this one card, it says
that it's worth like $850.
I've got to confirm that with YG.
I'm here to hold you accountable for you.
I am your accountability buddy.
I forget what movie I heard that in.
Accountability?
Yeah, dude, I'm your accountability buddy.
I like that.
I like that uh i like that
yeah so see this uh one board eight that sold for fucking uh i think like 60 60 98 yesterday
no yeah it was a five trade just playing the first game yeah i didn't see it either but i was just
you know i was looking at nfts i was looking at volume, and I saw, like, you know,
Bored Apes had seven sales yesterday, but they did 106 ETH in volume.
And I'm like, wait, that doesn't add up.
The floor price is 5.32.
If they had seven sales, it should be around 35 ETH.
But, yeah, there was a.
This Bored Ape is not worth that amount of money.
This is some.
This is some...
Well, somebody paid 140 ETH for it.
If you go to that activity.
And then they weeped it for 28 last year.
And then that dude turned around and sold it for 69 this year.
It's a nice book.
Yeah, there's some fuckery.
Maybe that's the same guy.
Yeah, there's some...
Yeah, there's fuckery afoot there.
Because he paid 140 ETH
Yeah, there's some fuckery afoot.
God bless.
I saw a funny tweet the other day.
This guy posted...
He had a screenshot of someone having offered him
like 1,000 ETH for one of his apes back in the day.
He was like, dude, I think it would be really cool
if you sent me 50 ETH right now
for saving you 950 ETH.
Pretty good tweet.
Yeah, and that tweet blew up quite a bit.
Reality on chain.
I mean, this is reality check.
I feel like we have to bring this reality account up here.
YG, GM, sir, how are we doing?
It's not my fault that you bought a bunch of cards i just
helped you pick some out here's what happened i sold two thousand dollars worth of shohei otani
cards today oh and she said oh my god i need to go get two thousand dollars worth of cards
he's already in the car driving to walmart video showing us. And so I helped him pick out some cards.
I think you have some there.
I thought LeBron looked pretty good.
Oh, did it?
And I got a Bo Nix.
I got a Bo Nix with like a patch or some shit.
Just put the picture of it in the, you know.
All right.
Put the front in the back.
Well, I'll share it with you later.
Yeah. But yeah, I'm'll share it with you later. Yeah.
But yeah, I'm on a card selling spree,
so I don't sell my NFTs.
And I'm thinking about
starting to rip
again on stream.
What is that one site
they were talking about the other day? Whatnot?
Yeah, yeah.
I might start streaming again.
You mean browsers?
You know, OnlyFans, by the way,
isn't just for what you think it is.
People are on OnlyFans doing other stuff.
So maybe if I ripped...
Some people are, but that is not what OnlyFans is for.
Maybe if I ripped...
OnlyFans is not made for that.
Maybe if I ripped the packs open with my bare feet is that something
i know uh i know like whitney cummings has done like a bunch of stand-up comedy on only fans
which is an interesting use of the platform okay well but other than that like there's probably
few exceptions i also don't want yg why are you tagging me in AI girls jiggling their asses?
I don't understand.
Oh, I tagged Kenny last night in something I thought he liked.
And then today, I just wanted to help your algorithm, Kyle.
Because now your algorithm is...
And by the way, you responded to it, which means...
I clicked on that notification four seconds after my wife came over here to give me a kiss goodbye, too.
Like, you almost clipped me so fucking hard, dude. hard dude holy shit yo who's making these nub nfts only juice i don't think anybody all right hold on
before we get into nub nfts because we already talked about that and your ass is just late
today jatoshi i do want to say hi to this reality account and find out if I'm kicking them off stage or not real quick. What's up, Reality? How are you?
Hello, guys.
First time I'm in your space.
So I've seen that you are doing a reality check.
That's why I wanted to do it.
Well, we've been doing it for, what, several years. I think I know.
I think I know, Kyle.
Well, what is today's reality check?
Oh, go. What is today's reality check?
Today's reality check is don't follow your friend's advice and go buy fucking wasted ball cards.
Here's reality check number two, reality.
If you're broke as shit, don't go to Walmart and spend $100 on blaster boxes of basketball cards.
And then open them up live on stream
just so everybody can witness your disappointment
while your friends troll you about it.
Yeah, you should be spending it on frozen pizzas.
Buy slabs, not packs.
I got a lot of frozen pizzas.
You know, that's what it is.
I mean, I don't even see a PFP on this guy.
Let me go.
In my town, we just had someone steal a bunch of Pokemon cards from Walmart.
That's why ours are locked up.
Cheese, I was telling you guys today.
Yeah, exactly.
That's why I said we got aisles next to the honey bun.
So I grabbed three packs, three boxes of cards and a box of honey buns oh my god dude bro spent a hundred dollars on
baseball cards and two hundred dollars on honey buns holy shit yeah and i wonder why it took him
so long to get to the card section he acted like he couldn't find it and then on top of that you know i'm only like 15 miles from little debbie
headquarters so like we get the freshest shit right around here like it's just right off the
assembly line all the artificial sugars and nasty shit comes to us fresh so yeah you got to come over on that uh yeah uh who else came on stage oh gm what's up bro
yo nothing he's showing i don't know what you're talking about are you gonna mint these nfts oh
no no i mean i would but like you know we have uh we have a connect and that connect couldn't even hook it up
so uh yeah i know i'm fading that i'm fading that bro like dude i tried to hook it up too i don't
know why but the candy lab account was in my dms a few weeks prior to the uh whole mint and everything
and i was even like bro yeah if you need anything let me know like you know rah rah rah just trying
to be like a you know be a team player be like yeah i'll post some dumb shit dude fucking give me some whitelist for me and the boys but i they were like
i don't know i don't even know why they got my dms to be honest by the time the conversation
was over i was just confused it doesn't matter if you had whitelist it's still like fucking
18 and a half sold a minute yeah they actually dm my ex and gave her uh three whitelists
after she already bought it on secondary i mean i'll be in your ex and gave her a free white list after she already bought it on secondary.
I mean, I'll DM your ex and give her anything for free.
She wants to be honest, brother.
No, so that's why I want to make that two of us.
Fuck any of you to quit.
That's the kind of joke I can only make when I know my wife is well clear of the house.
If you were watching on stream, you could see me check out the window real quick right now it said they tweeted 35 minutes ago that 50 of the mint has
happened and they're approaching uh i think stage three here soon so not going very well
do they have emo net traits it looks like or at least there's like emo hair traits and stuff yeah
there's emo black this one has an emo haircut
and a skull t-shirt.
That slaps.
I'm not going to lie.
The art's really dope.
Like, it is.
It's just...
Yeah, they are cool looking.
It's too high, man.
You got...
Like, this is like a...
Yo, who minted...
I think you guys mint Bowdoin?
Remember Bowdoin NFTs?
Dude, those...
They minted for less than 0.1 sol, and they ran to 20 sol.
Like, you got it.
Dude, they've got balaclavas and everything.
Holy shit.
I like these, actually.
When I first looked, a lot of the traits hadn't showed up yet.
It was just, like, the blank ones.
But now I'm scrolling through the collection.
There's, like, a lot of cool traits.
Are you looking on Candy Labs?
No, I'm just looking at the collection on a magic Eden.
I had to dust off my magic Eden link.
Cause I haven't been on this website in forever,
Cause I was looking on candy labs.
that the collection is live and trading on,
It appeared to be.
there's sales.
There was a sale for a soul nine minutes ago.
What is it?
Is it just called nub or what is
it yeah i'm assuming this is the right collection but yeah i just typed in nub and um this looks
like a collection where traits are being added to nfts so again i i'm not i'm not gonna guarantee
what is the floor price 0.69 0.679 soul right now oh okay what was the mint price wasn't it higher uh they
lowered the mint price it was like 0.5 soul if you had one of the tickets um and then it goes up
from there so what happens if i buy one of these blank ones off the floor because the whole first
row on the floor is just blank you got to go then to candy labs and buy trait packs and open i guess so like you get a fucking naked nub
and then you and then
then you have to buy more shit
to dress it up uh that
which is dumb as fuck can
you sell i wonder if you could i
wish we had the candy labs account here i would
i'm wondering if you can sell the traits as
individual let's get the
account up here so we can
yeah well i, it would
make sense with the only guy
in this space that has any type of
BFP to come up here
and talk about it, but, you know.
That brother is still
just scratching his balls in bed at this hour.
I know. He's not usually even
out of bed until after the space.
He had to wake up to mint the shit, didn't he?
No, I don't think so i don't uh yeah maybe maybe he said somebody somebody sent me this number four five four uh
he is on stage uh racially profiling this brown nub with a cowboy hat on uh said this was cheeses
and uh yeah i mean oh they just sent you a picture of an nft yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah i know send me the nft bro web three motherfuckers are down so bad right now holy
no no send me some nfts what the hell send me nfts i'll give you card advice you give me nfts
oh but yeah uh i don't know Yeah, I wouldn't touch these.
Yeah, I just think this is a grift to me.
Okay, so yeah, Juice is saying in the back channels,
if you buy a blank one, you can buy trait packs or individual traits.
So there is a whole marketplace. You can actually sell the traits.
So you can rip packs.
If you don't like the traits, you can sell them.
That's pretty cool.
Sounds like IDLs.
Sounds like IDLs to me.
That's how IDL should have been done.
I mean, it should have been done, but they weren't.
Is this Juice's collection?
Did Juice create this?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
I mean, the Candy Labs thing has been around for a while.
Yeah, but he could have just launched it through Candy Labs.
I mean, look, if we're going to do a conspiracy thing here,
I'm all for a conspiracy rabbit hole.
Hey, Jit, can we get Candace Owens to fire up a story about how she was sponsored? No, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I said the name. Holy
She's too busy trying to disprove
the... It's like fucking Beetlejuice.
Beetlejuice.
Beetlejuice. Yeah, fucking...
No, we're not digging into that.
Just kidding, guys.
Just kidding.
That's it. Poor ass picture. No, we're not digging into that. Just kidding, guys. Just kidding.
That's it.
Poor ass picture.
Man, here comes fucking Moon.
All right.
What do you have against Candace Owens?
She's a cool dude. Oh, my God.
I don't have anything against Candace Owens.
I think she's extremely hot, and that's the end of my take on this.
We're not going to get into politics here today.
I got something for you, Kyle.
I'll tag you.
I bet you will, buddy.
I bet you will.
So it looks like there's another social proof site out now.
It's called Fluent.
Y'all may have seen people posting about this.
Introducing Prince, your unique social footprint formed by your identity and reputation across the internet.
And you go to connect.fluent.xyz.
Seen some people posting about it yesterday.
Not sure if anybody's seen it or wanted to go do it.
But that is there for you to go check
your social uh footprint this sounds like something that cheese has a referral code for
i do not i do not no no no no no what the fuck and yg dude you better hope your wife doesn't
check your phone she doesn't know about the YG account. Come on. No.
This is like very, very bare right now.
Like there's nothing there. It says whether you are, you know, basically your posts are more human
or if your posts are definitely not human,
which is leaning towards like you let AI write all your shit.
Dajani, I'd love to see where you land on that one.
And then you have
influence, which will
say no pull or
influential. So
yeah, go check it out.
See where you end up landing. I'd like to see
some screenshots. Dajani,
do yours. I want to see yours.
It sounds like a step to online ID.
Right? FBI is launching
this thing. Probably.
I will try it out.
I'm just preparing a kilo of
salmon with
rice and some soup
other things. But yeah, I will try it
out. Okay.
Sorry, what are we talking about? I got distracted by OnlyFans Twitter, thanks to YG.
Just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
What, is he directly DMing you this stuff?
No, he's tagging me.
He's literally tagging me in fucking Sophie Rain pictures right now.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, so go check that shit out.
Like I said, not really sure what's going on there.
Yesterday.
No, wait, what is this?
Fluent content?
You know there's already a thing like this on the Z thing, right?
There's multiple things like this.
So just, you know, go check this one out.
See what you think you come back at.
Yeah, either way.
Speaking of Z, what?
Oh, go ahead, Kyle.
I was just going to say, I mean, if I just go look at Z, I'm human.
I'm immaculate.
I'm like, I don't need another rating.
I've already, you know, I've already got a God-tear rating.
Maybe Z gives you a different rating.
Then why would I want a different rating than the epic rating that I have?
I don't know.
It's like I got an A fucking plus and I'm like, teacher, can you regrade this, please?
I'm not sure that you are paying attention.
Take the grade.
That's what I'm going to do.
Have you seen that Logan quit?
Logan didn't quit.
Logan got fired.
Yeah, I don't know if you've noticed.
There's a bit of a trend amongst people who happen to work for Web3 teams. They all seem to conveniently tweet about how they resigned from their position. And then five seconds later, they tweet about how they're looking for a new job. It's kind of funny, isn't it? What a coincidence.
I think every fucking person that you've ever seen put that tweet out had like a severance package and like a tweet that they were required to put out saying that they weren't fired and that they happily resigned and what an epic company it was to work for.
At the very end of the post, he says he starts off the post with saying, I'm leaving abstract and moving on to other things in Web3, basically.
Then he ends the post with, if anyone's hiring,
please hit me up in DMs.
So it's like,
you didn't leave because otherwise you would have left and announced
another job or said announcement next week,
coming on new position.
I'm assuming that he got fired.
Nothing against Logan.
And I think even saying he got fired is kind of, I don't know.
Look, to my estimation, Logan was kind of like a supporting role to Finn.
When Finn got let go, he kind of stepped up to fill in the gap.
But also, there wasn't a lot of marketing going on at the time, right?
I mean, at the time the markets were down,
everything was kind of laid back. I take this as a sign that they probably hired some God-tier
marketing guru and we may be in close proximity to a big marketing spend and rollout. That's how
I read it. And I don't think it's anything against Logan. I think he's just a young cat that's on his way toward getting experience in these types of roles.
He probably has a bright future ahead of him.
But when you're abstract and you're getting ready to do this giant marketing rollout, you're going to pay for a god-tier marketer.
I agree with that.
I think that's all there is to that.
I'm not going to just assume that he got caught fucking the janitor in the broom closet
so they fired him or something.
Do you think they will hire a rich network or they will hire a real agency?
I would bet they're not going to hire either of those.
I would bet they probably filled the position with somebody with a Web2 marketing background
who they're probably spending a lot of money on.
if I had to guess based on just like the size of that,
what abstract is.
cause they're Lucas wanting to launch at a 20 to 30 bill FDV.
He's not doing that,
with inexperience.
that's why I think,
whether he got fired or not,
20 to 30, he said 20 to 30?
He said 20 to 30 bills.
Oh, dude, that guy's a part of his target.
So I'm here for it.
I'm here for it, too.
I think under the right market conditions.
I'm here for it, too.
I'm here for it.
Well, I mean, you came off mute to say that's retarded.
So, you know. No, come on. That is like. You're really. I'll tell for it. Okay. Well, I mean, you came off mute to say that's retarded. So, you know.
No, come on.
That is like.
You're really.
I'll tell you what.
The gap between your flips and flops is just ever tightening, dude.
You are flipping and flopping within fucking like 0.5 seconds anymore there, brother.
Well, I mean, I kind of forgot that I had farmed for a little bit.
I'm still farming all the time, man.
I'm about to put the fucking abstract thing in my time, man. I'm about to put the fucking abstract thing
in my name, dude. I'm about to do it.
Because this is basically what I do all the time now
is abstract stuff.
I still love my ETHO GIPs.
Don't get me wrong, but like
abstracts, I'm clicking all the
buttons on abstract. That's what I do all the time.
Why not just do an idiot on abstract?
No, I'll just put the fucking
little green asterisk after an idiot.
It'll be cool looking.
It'll give a little splash of color, you know?
That is two to three times hype.
You could change the color.
Or you could just actually get rid of the cube badge and have creeps give you a badge.
And you can have it.
Yeah, why would you want to, like, fucking market a rug?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Don't even start,
I'm pretty sure I am marketing a rug
right now, Satoshi, but that's all right.
No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
Don't take away my badge. I like being able to
swap my PFPs. The CEO's Hayden
He said, right now
I could launch an abstract TG.
I could launch right now a two to three billion. Luca Nett said, right now, I could launch an abstract TGE. I could launch right now a two to three bill.
Luke and Nets said, right now,
I can launch
TGE a two to three bill.
This was like two months
ago when he said this, by the way.
Let me finish what I'm fucking
saying. He said,
I can launch right now for two
to three bill, but I am shooting
for bigger, and I want 20 to 30 bill.
Oh, so he wants top 10 market cap crypto coins.
Hey, I'm just, don't come at me.
Yeah, this sounds retarded.
Go at Luca and I trust Luca.
Send it though.
Send that motherfucker.
That would be top 10 market caps if he launched right now though.
What he's saying is he's not going to launch right now.
And under the conditions that I think he's looking for to launch all of the market caps of these other coins would
be much higher too so like i yeah i don't know man i look i trust luca to do what the fuck he's
doing the damn thing okay the guy has knocked it out of the park constantly uh you know at any
point that there was a downtrend on anything related to Luca's name, there was a massive downtrend on the entire fucking space.
So, like, I don't know, man.
I like, I'm just going to trust the guy.
He's executed at a very high level so far.
20 to 30, Bill.
Let's go, abstract.
Go back to cooking your fucking noodles.
And then zeats are going to be $10 a piece is what I hear.
But either way, hey, Kenny, you like that? And ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ you got some time on this one. So you have time to make original content, Dijani. You have time to make original videos, Dijani.
You have time to
follow the rules. You know what? The thing is,
though, Cheese, for every piece of original
content that Dijani could create,
he could just copy a hundred pieces
of content instead. And I think that's a
winning model, dude. If there's one thing I've learned
this week, dude, it's copy pasta the whole
way across the fucking finish line. Ain't that right,
Dijani? That's... That's
right! It's 8,400
seats for me.
I'm in proof that
copying is making seats.
Oh, yeah. They're just...
Your ass got clipped by 20 people
right now, and you're about to get fucking
seated for real.
He's about to get g from zed
yeah if someone don't understand
how is it called i fuck it i don't care
oh my god i i have creeps i have creeps
creeps are gonna save you if i don't care
i don't care about info 5 creeps gonna run to 10 if
oh my god bro I like this energy.
Good energy, I guess. I don't
agree with I don't care about InfoFi.
I'm having fun on Z. I think all other
InfoFi platforms are gay and retarded,
but I'm having fun on Z. At least
I was. I mean, look, at least they had a tournament
that I was interested in. I don't know what I'm gonna do now
that the Blinko thing's over, because
nobody wants to hear an idiot account
tweet about fucking,
you know, tech platforms. Like, what the fuck am I going to say about all that? But hey, man,
look, fucking somebody launching a JPEG put another tournament up so I can come over and
talk about your JPEGs. I like that. Yeah. So that this tournament looks like the rewards are
probably just going to be ZEATS in general. So you can get in there and earn.
You know, create content around ZEAT, what's happened on ZEAT since then,
and the new shit that's coming.
You don't even have to actively farm the tournaments, bro.
Just every time ZEAT tweets, just fucking quote tweet them
and say something about what they said.
That's it.
And you can stay active in that thing.
Still waiting on them to bring back the myriad fucking
tournament because like they fucking just because you have nothing to tweet about anymore
well hey you know what they did bring back they did bring back the uh the zeet tournament and the
crypto twitter tournament so those are you know i mean i guess i could do some tweeting about zeet
i could just you know whatever maybe i'll do a little bit of that. I don't know exactly.
I haven't really looked.
Is there like a.
You're really 180'd on InfoFi, bro.
You have 180'd on InfoFi.
Well, yeah.
I mean, look, dude.
Because he sees the potential and the rewards that are going to come from Z.
When we have a decent airdrop on this, Kenny, you're going to be like, fuck, man.
I should have. It's just, dude, I faded all the rest of it and i watched people fucking eat right and so like i
just want to be there for the original like i don't know man i just want to be here for the tge
on z plus i actually like this team like i mean i'm like i have eight of these fucking bears dude
how many bears do you have now kenny by the way i'm gonna buy a bear for like the last fucking
month and a half zero oh yeah you really 180 on your fucking i'm gonna buy a bear statement
there too there buddy yeah so i mean either way yeah i mean i think zeet does good that tournament's
there and i think we'll see more they also created this zeet list uh not sure exactly what all is going on there. It just shows question marks, uh,
on the actual list itself. So there's 69 people that were added into this, uh, list and now,
uh, yeah, we'll see what, uh, what goes on from here. I think it has something to do with
the, uh, I think at the end of the day, it's going it has something to do with the uh i think at the
end of the day it's going to have something to do with the um the uh verified creators maybe
would be my guess so we'll see what uh we'll see what happens but you know the cards are coming
all that other good shit's coming and yeah we'll go from there but yeah barrels we just got
barrels back up here oh a little coffee yeah i just have to leave i'm not supposed to be on here
so fucking when i get home i uh i have to disconnect and then i hop back on if you guys
are still here why are you not supposed to be on here like Like, you're in trouble? Oh, well, like, I have friends, like, what YG did
to an idiot, except my girl
saw it, so, like, I'm
not allowed to be on here.
That's the goal, baby.
That's the goal.
Breaking up marriages, one
ass tweet at a time.
Oh, my God.
That's hilarious.
Hell, yeah.
It fucking took three hours to go get your coffee,
all because you were listening to fucking X-Bases.
That's pretty good.
Yeah, so we'll see what happens here with the dealio, though.
So with this list, keep an eye out on that.
What else are we looking into the weekend kenny powers
man i'm looking forward to super fucking wild card weekend that's all i'm like i'm not really
not gonna be paying attention i literally hold on i literally hit home to go to like to back to my
timeline and what am i looking at the very first tweet is some shit clean in a fucking mirror that kyle got tagged in by fucking yg
what the fucking hell yeah but that chick's not even real like you can tell the fucking ai is
strong on these boomers like the sophie rain just tell by the way her stuff was real
yeah sophie rain's a real person no problem i gotta hit that's a still image dude you could
tell just by the fucking jiggle tech on that fucking blonde girl's ass that was not real that little girl's way too skinny to have that much
jiggle going oh dude we didn't say what's up to max either i just saw mex emoting i think
max is okay he wants to talk about ass too that's what he messes talking about the jiggle tech dude
yeah okay max gm what's up bro yeah max our, our AI creator, senior correspondent, dude.
What is the best platform to make the ass jiggle?
And what's your favorite kind of ass?
Believe it or not, I like Grok for that.
Elon is a certified gooner.
So you can...
That's a fact.
So yeah, use Grok.
You can make jiggles, bounce, all kinds of stuff with Grok.
So I would highly recommend Grok, YG. You know what else you can do with Grok? Oh, YG knows use Grok. You can make jiggles, bounce, all kinds of stuff with Grok. So I would highly recommend Grok, YG.
You know what else you can do with Grok?
Oh, YG knows about Grok.
Kyle can attest to that.
Grok will put as many dildos as you ask in any photo.
That's true.
Yeah, it is true.
It's true.
You can take your fucking favorite picture of a friend of yours
and turn it into a people every day.
All on grok.
It's true.
Make them hold ARs and all that fun stuff.
I saw that, man.
You know what I mean?
So hats off to you for your creativity at OIG.
Thank you very much, sir.
I didn't know that Alex was running a space right now.
He's doing a live stream.
Did you know he does this on
Who's always on stage with us?
I don't know. I guess I didn't know.
He's got this Novix Finance up here
with him and
fucking all his other
18 accounts.
Yeah, he DM'd me and asked if I want to start joining that space
instead of this one recently.
Fuck off, bro.
Oh, this Ranger Finance finishes the day.
How fucking shitty was that raise, Mr. Jatoshi,
saying it's going to be fucking $285 billion.
These motherfuckers can't even get...
I know, but they have 22
hours left and they can't even get to the
six mil minimum. Don't come at me, bro.
No, it's just hard for me to listen
to anything you said. Why? Because
I said they're not going to get to the six mil.
You've been wrong about literally every single thing.
No, bullfuck you and your dick.
No, bullshit.
I told you they're not reaching
six million and look, they're only
Yeah, but there's 20, how many hours?
22 hours left.
We already saw this play out
on the Monad race.
Where's the poly market
at on this now?
I gotta say,
you are opening yourself up to have
Jatoshi come up here and grave dance all over your face
tomorrow, dude.
He can grave dance on me.
How much of an idiot you were all of 2025?
No, I wasn't an idiot. Why? Because I
said creeps were going to do something? That's not
my fucking fault.
It is, man. No, it's not. I don't work
for the goddamn team.
Why isn't Cheese always taking the
blame away from himself and putting out other things?
No, I know what accountability is. Because he didn't have a good accountability buddy
until today, but I'm going to hold this bitch's
feet to the fucking fire. He really does need an
accountability buddy.
Say that three times, Jatoshi.
Say it three times.
Cheese ain't a bad guy. Say it three times or I'm going to kick you off the stage.
Say it three times or I'm going to kick you off the stage.
You're going to make me say it. You better Say it three times or I'm going to kick you off the stage. You're going to make me say it.
You better say it three times fast.
Accountability, buddy.
Say it three times fast.
You want me to say it?
You want me to say it?
It's not that hard to say accountability.
Dude, Chatoji, no slurs, dude.
Come on, dude.
I'm going to rip it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
I'm going to rip it.
You're the one that works for Cube, not me.
Do it. How does this thing resolve You're the one that works for Cube, not me. Do it.
How does this thing resolve?
Because there's no less than.
It's all greater than, and it starts at 15 mil.
And it's at 97% right now on Polymarket.
So how is that going to resolve?
I guess, does everybody get their money back if it's not greater than 15 mil it's gonna be more than 15 mil though like i i don't know i don't know dude
i mean i i have not even fucking set eyes on this and i'm already like i literally know nothing about
this i just know that these things don't fill until like the last few hours because everybody's
like waiting to see what everybody else does um i don't know we'll see yeah because i'm looking
title before the raise closes otherwise it will resolve to no but there's no no option
well yeah i mean i guess you just buy a no of um i guess you're buying no of greater than 15 mil.
Maybe there's a play there. Who the fuck knows?
Wasn't Pond a grift
from that fucking one guy?
I don't know.
Kenny, you got any ideas on that?
It's up 41.9%.
I mean, I know they still have a pretty strong community over there.
Wasn't there a swap?
I think it was a pawn swap, too.
The pawn swap or whatever it was.
Whatever happened to that guy?
I think he's in jail.
Like over in the Dominican Republic or wherever he was where remember he got popped okay it's obviously
a hilarious rabbit hole of lore we could go down here but i guess probably not right now
whoa hey i have a dream alon start really is that right Johnny you might
want to be careful dude the last guy I heard that had a dream that didn't go
well for him tweet out really this is the first week yeah it's a long one too
it's about creator fees need change He talks about dynamic fees introduced months ago,
only a week later, yada, yada.
However, sustainable while creator fees.
Yeah, he just put out a tweet.
Apparently, I guess they're going to do something with creator fees.
It says share fees with up to 10 wallets,
transfer coin ownership, and revoke update authority.
More updates coming soon.
So there we go.
What is this Orbit protocol?
Is this the thing you were talking about earlier, Cheese?
When's this month we're going to say something about airdrop?
What? Orbit?
No, I don't think I was talking about Orbit.
Whatever this is, YG just tweeted,
it sounds like at Orbit protocol may have an airdrop coming
check your capital intelligence score here and see what tier you are pretty high just so we're
clear mine was very high uh that made yg might have just launched his first trainer link i think
i think that uh this is gonna be a big one boys hold on let's oh orbit no this is the bullshit that everybody thought was fucking
creeps and odyssey chain oh really that doesn't make that probably makes it better that it's not
because look at the logo and it looked like the odyssey logo but flipped the other way and it was
and it's like people were reaching for shit so like well i'm glad these guys admitted their fault. They said many tokens, however, don't need
creator fees, and this results in
a more uneven playing field
where meme coin creation was
incentivized too much
instead of meme coin trading.
I'm glad to hear they're fucking living up to
their faults.
I like the sound of that.
Yeah, major changes are coming.
It can be much yet, but as always, pump, pump, a marketing approach. okay all right i like the sound of that yeah major changes are coming
did you just see johnny's new pfp is that i'm looking at jesus's stream right now. He's got it up. Can you pin that to the top so everybody else in the room can see this fucking masterpiece of AI art?
A lot of people say that AI art is not real art, and I would beg to differ.
My good friend YG has changed my mind on this subject today.
Oh, Lord. By the way, the first time you try it,
Grok's always like, we can't do that.
If you just hit enter again, it's like, all right.
Then it goes, okay.
Yeah, you forced our hand.
Yeah, so I did share it up at the top.
YG, Johnny, I'd rep this, bro.
Yeah, I'm thinking about it.
It looks good.
He's got rockets in his hands?
Oh, yeah, rockets.
Yeah, those are rockets.
Yeah, pocket rockets.
I get the pre-cell from Elon.
Rock even color matches it. I didn't even tell it to do that
dang bro hey uh hey yg go ahead look in the comments in the in the space bro i had uh
uh did you see the video yesterday from red did you see that one
i don't know it was the creeps video where he had the guys talking about the invasion. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was a good video.
Yeah, that was pretty fucking dope.
And he works for
But he doesn't do AI shit.
He just does coding.
But yeah, that was pretty good.
But yeah, Johnny, pretty good. But yeah,
Johnny, you definitely got to rep this one.
Hey, your AI
just told me that I'm possibly
I've seen that, but
what is the influence?
What is the sleeper pick?
What is that?
Bro, I don't have influence.
I'm a fucking lizard left in hibernation, winter hibernation.
We are waiting for the summer to come out of our holes.
What are we waiting for, Dijonny?
For the summer to come out of our holes.
Oh, hibernation.
Say it a little differently
over there. Okay, well, you're a sleeper pick.
On the radar of some influential people.
How do you say that? Winter sleep.
Hibernation.
You said it. Max is just being facetious.
Like, his fucking mother doesn't have a fucked off accent, too.
Like, come on. Actually, it's my
father. Get it right.
My mother's Irish. My dad's
the beaner. Get it right. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay
Um, all right, uh, what else are we doing up here for friday? What what else is going on? Kenny anything?
What do you got planned this weekend? Kenny powers football dude? We got the indiana oregon game tonight
We got two games on tomorrow, two games on Sunday.
And then my Texans are going to beat Pittsburgh on Monday night.
Probably going to have, I'm going to say problem, probably going to happen, but I don't know.
Pittsburgh gets DK Metcalf back.
And, uh, you know how many games DK Metcalf has had over a hundred yards this season in 17 games.
But you know what?
Houston doesn't, you know what? Houston doesn't you know what houston doesn't
have aaron motherfucking rogers exactly uh dk metcalf i think had three games over 100 yards
less yeah i can't remember exactly off top of my fantasy number one fucking corner in the league
derrick stingley jr okay yeah it don't matter it's gonna be a factor let me tell you're acting
like this fool hasn't been in the league for as long as this fool's been wiping his ass, bro.
Brother, he's 40 years old.
Just calm down, Kenny.
Jesus Christ.
I just asked you what you were doing.
Hey, we're not saying that about you, Kenny.
We're not saying he's 60.
We're not counting you out.
I'm not playing fucking football, bro.
God almighty.
Kenny is 60, bro.
I'm actually 65. Hmm. God dang. Kenny is 60, bro. I'm actually 65.
Hey, can you look good, bro, for 65, dog?
I'll give that to you. I'll give it to you.
What are you eating, Kyle?
I got nuts in my mouth.
Yeah, you do.
Go get you a bag of testicles.
There you go.
This is called Wegmans Mountain Mix.
Nothing like some mountain nuts all up in your...
Oh, my God.
Hey, Kenny, though, but for real, though, that bikini pic was top tier, dog.
You know, if you really look like that, hats off to you, bro.
Fuck, I cried laughing that day.
Yeah, that was real funny. Oh, hats off to you, bro. Fuck, I cried laughing that day. Yeah, that was real funny.
Oh, my God.
That was good.
That was the day I was unleashed.
That's the day I learned you could do that with AI.
Now it's no stopping YG.
Can you post the juice one, please?
The juice one? Yeah. What juice one? Did we do the juice one, please? The juice one?
What juice one?
Did we do a juice one?
Oh, the nub one?
Or wait, no, no.
Can you do the cheese one?
Well, he didn't share that picture.
He didn't share the new office picture online yet.
So if he says I can share it, then I'll
Yeah, I mean, everybody can see my office right here.
Yeah, when did you change that up, bro?
It looks good.
Last week.
Last Sunday is when I did it.
There's so many.
let me add you, dude.
Pete, if you're listening, undo your request and I'll send you an invite. Oh my god. Yeah, fuck you dude Pete if you're listening undo your request
And I'll send you an invite
Yeah fuck you Pete
Yeah Pete you have
Last time I tried to put the axe
On someone's request it kicked them out of the space
And I haven't heard the end of it
Big bids coming in on
Beryl your old lady's
rugging you bro
this is insane I just bought some fish
like 10 minutes ago
and it just popped from 4.8 to 6.2
it had a big dip
that was at 10, 12
yeah it hit 12
I just bought some at 4.8
it's at 6.2 now just huge green candle yeah
so what do you play fucking god he just undid the request and then redid the request immediately
you fucking can't tell these people so the tomato is a little bit on a dip right now i think yesterday
it hit um eight mil and then um i know that's what I'm keeping an eye on, too.
Somebody's aping into this coin hard right now. I don't know who it is,
yeah, this shit just popped.
All right, so the Z team did
just tweet, a new Z info-fi
tournament is live. This will be
the second and final season where
you can earn Z by adding meaningful
dialogue on the timeline around the Z platform and info-fi will be the second and final season where you can earn Zeet's by adding meaningful dialogue
on the timeline around the Zeet platform and InfoFi in general. Additionally, Zeet has recently
updated our scoring mechanism. This change will make it even harder for participants to game the
system. More updates on this coming soon. Finally, the previously announced ZEET certified creator process will soon
be ready to roll out
our first round of ZEET
certified creators.
That article is pinned to our
There you go. I would imagine
that list was for the certified
What are they doing that make it harder to game the system
so i'm not a certified creator what the fuck no you're not no no even you know you have um
somebody just tried accusing you yeah dude my content is way too retarded to be copy pasta
okay you can count on an idiot's content being fucking original
so there we go uh motherfuckers that are trying to game the system lock in
uh because your ass is gonna be locked out that's good though i like what they're doing
i like it oh hey hey dijoni who copied and pasted you the other day? I saw that. Somebody quoted you. And when everything's going.
No, he quoted, he copied Fogo.
Is that what it was?
Dajani's out here fucking stealing everybody's fucking post. The exact opposite.
Changing five words and then acting like he's the fucking Dezeat master.
Well, hey, he got me.
He fooled me.
I mean, to be fair to D to Johnny, he didn't defend himself.
He just changed the subject.
So that worked out.
Kenny, I posted that.
I pinned that photo for you up to the space.
He made one of me, too.
Fucking guy.
Holy shit.
Goddamn, Jesus.
Who's the guy creeping through the window? I know, right? I don't know. Oh, Jesus. What? Who's the guy creeping through the window?
I know, right?
I don't know.
Oh, weird.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's fucking his weird ass.
Do we have too many people on the stage?
Is that why we can't bring them up?
No, we definitely don't.
Here, I'll remove the reality check.
Rocky, we never said hi to you.
GM, sir, what's up, man?
You got some
dope ass creeps the last few days oh not much i've missed a lot of spaces i was just
as as any alpha come out the last week i bought a few more creeps
uh just sitting around hoping the team does something just even do one post a week maybe um but uh i don't know you're kind of asking
a lot rocky it's it's hard to get a a strong um cell phone connection when you're um in the middle
of the ocean on your uh mega yacht you know that it can be difficult yeah no i i get it i mean
i thought they were getting some momentum going into the new year and, you know, over Christmas holidays.
And then it just like died off again.
And but anyways, I don't know.
You know, it's hard to it's hard to value these things.
Like they still could be overvalued.
I did pick up a couple better creeps than i've had before but i i don't know
can they drive a thousand dollars of value to your your jpeg i don't know in this market it
looks pretty bleak yeah well that's why they're not doing it in this market right now right that's
why everybody's so impatient is because the market hasn't been ready to deliver that kind of value
for a jPEG.
That's why I keep telling everybody,
just be patient,
Like everybody says I'm fun,
but I'm just like,
it's like clearly right now is not the time.
So like trying to organize fucking sweeps and shit is like,
you're just begging to get wrecked.
Just hang in there.
I think we're going to be fucking just fine boys,
but everybody's just going to have to calm down and be patient.
You want me to throw a dildo on something for you?
If you could do that for me, please, YG, yeah.
Make it a double or a triple.
Yeah, I don't know.
You know, there's good content coming out of the community.
That's positive. Like people that are doing these AI cartoon videos is pretty cool.
Appreciate you guys.
And I think it's just going to take a little bit from the team to like get,
get things moving. And then those videos will start, you know,
cause like the, the, the algorithms, just like the,
there's not a lot of views.
It just takes a lot of momentum,
to make it to people's feeds.
And we're not doing that right now.
I don't think NFTs are doing it in general.
But anyways,
just, yeah,
I wanted to check in.
I have been looking at the floor
and I don't know kyle if it makes
i've thought about sweeping some of those lower ones you know like the ones at 0.29 or whatever
but i don't you know the question is like what's your best value is it is this the number of jpegs
is it picking up some better ones so if the brand ever does my main concern for you right right
now would just be dca right like get your average cost as low as possible so when there is a pump
yeah well i've been doing that i mean when when you bought a couple at 15k right uh it doesn't
take much to to get your dca down because you're basically almost almost cutting your buying at one 15th of the
the price you originally paid yeah yeah yeah and that's you know it sucks for me but whatever
it's okay though you're doing the right thing i think you're dca and getting your overall cost
down and you know when we get the pump you have options smart rocky smart rocky I remember when I engaged like three years back, instead of a Tiffany, I bought a Creeps while sitting in Milano and wanting to engage my wife.
And I bought a cheap golden ring to engage her instead of a Tiffany, good that she's not at home, and bought a Creeps who was that worth 15k.
creeps who was that worth 15k that was a good investment huh hey when you uh when you wanted to
That was a good investment, huh?
engage your wife did you just get online and like copy pasta someone else's proposal or did you
i did prepare like a drone show and everything uh in the front of milano and the drone was going up
while i was neeing down and yeah it was a whole show I have prepared for that
Hey, what what prompts do you use bro? Like change five words or what do you use?
That's better than Kyle. He took his wife to the pupusaria and bought her some pupusas
And then you know he got down on her knee and hey, dude pupusas have a uh dramatic effect on salvadorian women
okay you gotta keep that in mind you gotta know your audience brother that's the trick to this
whole thing you just gotta know your audience just wait till i get my cruise badge i'm posting a lot
of ai videos for creeps but they're gonna be backwards of uh your favorite white mexes oh
dude my favorite fucking russian spy just showed up what's up pete how you doing buddy how's the trip been what's going on dude oh man today was wonderful bro i saw some epic pictures of
the you're up you're up skiing in the mountains out there huh it's been pretty lit swiss outs
yeah dude i i climbed some pretty crazy shit today um really stoked with how i performed anyways dude i just wanted to say
real quick that like the west is being infiltrated by like overwhelming self-righteous virtue
signaling mongrels if you look at what the uae if you look at what the uae just did the uae just
announced that they are no longer funding students to come to the West because they're afraid of Islamic radicalization amongst their youth.
And now when you when you think of that as a perspective and then you look at Iran and you look at women burning hijabs in the streets of Tehran and police putting their guns down and joining the protests to get Kamani out.
You got to ask yourself, OK, okay, let's look at history.
Okay, let's look at history.
Okay, now why is nobody in the Middle East has ever taken in Palestinian refugees?
Oh, wait, that's because there's a level of extremism that exists in that part of the world
that actually is a deterrent for the message of the Quran,
which in and of itself is a profound piece of literature,
with the exception of a couple of issues,
which I'm sure we all know about.
And so, yeah, dude, you know, it's a beautiful day to have a beautiful day.
It turns out most religious texts have just a couple of paragraphs
that maybe they would have been better off without, you know,
as it turns out.
Just one or two, one or two, one or two.
What else?
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.
Yeah, honestly.
We're so back.
Jatoshi still owes me two bands we're so back i thought we were going to like oh shit he
said he owed you nothing i thought we were going to 25k turns out we're not going to 25k we're
going to 150k tomorrow let's go um it's a good day man it's a good day, man. It's a good day. My far coin is up again. I should probably sell, but I'm not going to.
Uh, I bought a new beacon today.
Um, that's about it.
What is a beacon?
What do you mean?
Like a avalanche beacon.
Very cool.
Uh, my beacon was pretty old and dated.
So it was time.
I'm still kind of lost brother
an avalanche beacon hey so he gets buried in the snow kyle doesn't know either he just said okay
so he'd stop no no he's in the mountain skiing and like some sketchy areas like dude when you
go even i mean i don't ski but i do some backcountry hiking and shit like you want to
have some gps like find me in case i break my leg or get buried type yeah yeah so i bought a new
probe and a new beacon oh i bet i bought a new probe and a new beacon
oh i bet you bought a new probe i'll tell you what my good friend yg can put a probe on your pfp now
we're back on track boys now we're back on track let's go i don't know how to fit dildos into the
islam stuff but i can definitely get you a probe my man yeah yeah i know a guy who knows a guy um is it juice man blessed blessed uh no it's jitoshi
jitoshi's the probe plug hell i'm happy to see that you're having such a good time man that's uh
i've missed your presence you're one of my favorite people to troll back and forth with
but uh man it looks like you're having a fucking absolute ball yeah it's been lovely oh um so you guys are still talking about yeet huh
z i mean z uh yeah i mean look the z platform is yet to uh you know the creator card thing
is probably coming soon i think we'll get some like on chain that is when are you getting the
airdrop for creeps bitch you brought it up this motherfucker brought it up and then fucking hard
pivoted when i tried to give him the info when is simona when simona coming or whatever jesus has been talking about for three years
it's uh somo is a big question mark as of right now for sure we don't actually know if they sold
the whole brand or if they're still gonna launch it there's been rumors both ways
it's all very much up in the air brother
we don't know is is it a creeps related thing like am i gonna get something for having a creep
no so once upon a time we did a thing called the galactic adventure where we ran around and did
this little game thing and we got runes and it was heavily implied that the runes that we got
which by the way are on chain and are attached to our creeps,
whether we like it or not, those runes were theoretically going to turn into the hero characters
of the new IP that was going to be dropping under the super-duper parent company.
None of this has helped me.
Now, we're not totally sure if they sold SOMO or not, so we don't know.
I've heard rumors that the runes are going to be an allocation of ticker creeps,
but those rumors are not substantiated by anybody from the team.
It's all a big question mark, bro.
All a big question mark.
Sounds like a circle jerk of getting rugged.
That's what it sounds like.
I don't think we're getting rugged.
I just think there's been more pivots than we even know about in the background.
I just think there's been more pivots than we even know about in the background.
And when things come to fruition, I trust Joe and Dom to at least execute the hype machine on a high level
and let me fucking dump bags all over a bunch of unsuspecting bitch-ass faces.
That's what I'm counting on.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
I'm trying to dump bags on bitches' faces, bro.
That type shit.
And I don't mean that in the derogatory like
sense for women i just mean that for like ct plus oh yeah dude when i say i mean
people who like you know like are chronically on ct like yeah definitely not a gender-based uh yeah
plus women can't vote or drive anyway you know so it's like whatever oh dude what a utopia that
would be no i'm just kidding i'm just kidding. I'm just kidding, guys.
Just kidding.
Just kidding, dude.
There's definitely not a fat white woman at the front of every traffic jam.
Definitely not the case.
My, uh, my, my, dude, my girl, like, listen, she drives really well, but man, she makes
fun of women drivers all the time.
It's so funny.
My wife does too.
I'm so thankful to have that, dude. To be able to just express
that and laugh about it is really
great. Yeah.
Turns out that
Latinas is brought up under a
strong Catholic school
upbringing. It turns out they're actually
pretty open-minded to humor and
don't take everything so fucking seriously.
That's like every Catholic.
We are always open to humor.
Hey, have you seen that Mega If?
What is this desk up top?
What the fuck?
Mega If will be on
OpenSeath.
That's Jesus' new desk.
What do you think, Pete?
Sorry, Dijani.
What were you saying?
Yeah, I'm terrified.
Mega If will be from the first day on open sea let's go cheese what are we doing dude you're not even talking i got shit to do i'm just sitting here listening to you guys conversate
no just listening listening um uh sygar did just tweet i uh i haven't pinned it i'm not
pinning it because i'm about to end the fucking space but you can see it on abstract stream that there's some updates and changes coming to the reward
system and you can see there's like three chevrons now on the card then there's like checkpoints on
the bar going across i like that um i like that because i'll tell you what it takes a long time
to get through gold tier and i can only imagine the stretch to get through platinum tier.
So having a couple of different interim tiers on those levels,
that's going to be good.
Because I got to admit, it would really piss me off
if I got all the way to almost the finish line on gold,
and then they just TG'd and I was like 100,000 short.
I think they kind of stole this from OpenSea
because OpenSea has the different phases.
I know what you mean.
You're picking up when I'm putting down.
It's a good idea nonetheless.
You know, when you see somebody else do something cool, sometimes you just got to hit the old
copy-paste.
Ain't that right, Dijonnie?
Oh, Alon just tweeted, bro.
Look at that.
He's back.
Yeah, he tweeted about an hour ago.
If you just showed up sooner, you know. 25 minutes ago, monkey. Look at that. He's back. Yeah, he tweeted about an hour ago. If you would have showed up sooner.
25 minutes ago, monkey.
That's not just.
Hey, Kyle,
you playing Fortnite this weekend?
Probably not, actually.
I've got a busy weekend ahead of me.
I've got South Park in there now, bro.
Yeah, I know. I haven't even fucking... I should probably at least download
the update because I haven't done that yet that way because dude would always end up inevitably i finally find
20 minutes to play video games and then i turn fortnite on for the first time in two weeks and
the entire 20 minutes is just eaten by the update and then i'm cooked that was cool that was actually
i'll play fortnite what are we doing? Teams or something? No.
Get on with YG.
Alright, cool. Everybody have a good weekend.
Pete, be safe.
Make sure you lock in when you're climbing those fucking mountains.
Or just jump off the fucking mountain.
Whatever way works.
Either way, win-win.
Yeah, no, it's not. not not really um yeah you are done
talking um i just wanted to talk about these cards and see how many millions i've got so i'm
down for a hot dog let's hear this hot dog show from yg i'm curious go ahead we've been talking
about the cto for a long time i think it's happening. I talked to my man Vorpal the other day.
He was working on another project.
But instead, we've decided
we're going to take over hot dogs.
So go and get your hot dogs.
This is Alpha.
Buy all the hot dogs now.
Because when we take this shit over,
we're going to the fucking moon.
Doug token.
Fucking mooning.
And you're going to want a piece of this shit
because the only way to get it is airdrop for owning hot dogs.
Honestly, if you could get the keys to the hot dog X account
and then just get somebody to retweet something about a coin coming out,
you could probably 4X the floor on those and then dump them.
Yeah, I would change the art.
All the hot dogs would look like dildos.
Are you guys saying hot dogs or hot dogs?
Dogs, hot dogs. look like dildos are you saying hot dogs or hot dugs dugs hot dugs i'm sorry bro like like uh an idiot said my dad was you know one of those guys that can spoke
broken english so i'm used to putting shit together so well why'd he also has an accent
from a third world country you can tell by the way he says about he goes a boot and it's like
i feel bad for the poverty stricken you have. You have to live in, my friend. Oh, my God.
Bye, everybody.
Everybody have a good weekend.
I sent you maple syrup, motherfuckers.
I know, and it was the best maple syrup I ever had
that I could have bought on a shelf in a fucking Walmart here.
All right.
There's more coming soon.
All right.
Everybody have a good weekend,
and we'll see you on Monday.
Kenny, you better be here on Monday, motherfucker. That's all I'm going to tell you.

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