you Keep me clean, keep me warm, keep my soul away from love.
Keep the in-between I'm praying. I I I
So it to me all the time. Thank you. all right gm gm gm uh let me get everybody up here on stage sorry bro i don't know what's going
on uh with abstract but the last two times i've tried streaming there uh i can't get anything
going so i don't know what the fuck is actually happening um getting pretty fucked off kyle uh
is your stream going through or i guess let me add you in here and then um we'll see what the
fuck's going on but yeah something. Something ain't jiving.
I'm having all kinds of technical issues over here too, dude.
Everyone make sure you go in the comments.
Little Limp Uzi is also his name name tag yg and leave a eggplant emoji that's his favorite food yeah i'm gonna come off a mute and say yg does suck he gave me
two takes that were horrible in the past five minutes um and yeah he sucks hold on now one of
them i'm kind of on yg's side no nope, nope, nope. Don't get me started, bro.
Why don't you tell everybody what you're freaking out about right before we got in here?
Why don't you tell everybody, Kenny Powers?
What was he... Did I miss this?
Hold on. What did I miss?
Go ahead, Kenny. Go ahead.
Kenny, what were you freaking out about?
Tell him so you can avoid my framing of it.
Hold on. What did I miss in 30 seconds?
We missed horrible takes from YG.
I was basically complaining complaining Get it out
No, yesterday for the first time ever in the NFL
They had male cheerleaders
For the Minnesota Vikings
And I was like, what the fuck, bro
My only point is that there has always been male cheerleaders
Like, there's always been male cheerleaders.
Look, let me tell you something, Kenny Powers.
If there's 30 women on the field and the one man is distracting you, you might be a little gay.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not going to get into it.
Why can't you jerk off to porn like the rest of us?
Why do you got to jerk off to football?
You need male cheerleaders in college, yes,
because they do like competition stuff.
They do the crazy throw the girl in the air.
She does three flip stuff.
In the NFL, all they do is dance.
I'm seeing a post right here.
The funniest part of all this male cheerleader nonsense is that there's been male cheerleaders for years.
Look, I'm showing pictures, motherfucker.
There's a guy right here that's on the Carolina Panthers.
Here's a Carolina Panthers guy.
Still a man. Armpits are hairy. He looks
saucy too. I gotta say, even in a still, this bro ain't even moving and I can tell that there's
something here's fucking Ramon for the fucking Tampa Bay Buccaneers. And he's, uh, he's pretty
lit up. Hey, what do you got to say? Kenny powers. There's the guy for the Rams. Um,
KP you've exposed yourself today, sir.'s the guy for the rams um you got to say
kp you've exposed yourself today sir look even the saints have one he has a higher high kick than
fucking cheerleaders do so uh yeah kenny you just got it but bro this guy right here
this motherfucker's putting in the work look at this guy k, have you seen this video? This dude's working for every minute.
Slap a wig on, bro, and Kenny Powers and tear that up.
But either way, I mean, fuck it.
Fucking live your best life.
Quit being a fucking asshole, Kenny Powers.
God, I cannot get my fucking PC to turn on anyway.
asshole welcome back to reality check and kenny powers is a homophobe uh yeah exactly uh happy
monday everybody we're live on uh on abstract and we're live on x so make sure you come tune in join
whatever uh come say good morning uh all the uh views help the uh the show
and everything we're talking about here so and if you have any questions uh drop them in the in the
comments uh you can also still tweet uh fuck yg uh or yg's gay uh coin kong thanks for participating
and um good tweet uh why don't we throw up a poll and find out,
what the people think who's gay or Kenny powers or YG.
I think that'd be a fun thing.
I think by the end of the space.
might come up big on that one.
just join us wherever you want to join us.
we appreciate those that,
um, you know, jump in on multiple channels. so yeah, just join us wherever you want to join us. We appreciate those that, you know, jump in on multiple channels.
So, yeah, let's get fucking going.
Kenny, what have you been up to this weekend?
Were you doing any trades?
Were you scoping out the cheerleaders?
I definitely watched the NFL this weekend.
I bet you watched a little closer to the TV than usual, didn't you?
How many times did you watch the Minnesota halftime show?
All I got to say is there's no male cheerleaders on the Houston Texans team.
It was a good weekend, man.
Kenny Powers over there choking on all them dicks.
Jesus. Yeah. that's funny um oh god yeah i'm actually um
all right so yeah i was i was googling to see if the houston texans had a male cheerleader
because i wanted to prove kenny wrong and have some dude there but uh no uh no but they said
that they are the team is actively looking and reaching out so uh prepare yourself buddy could
be your moment to shine kp you can sign up dude yeah could be uh but anyways yeah let's get into
it i didn't share i didn't even get to i heard the music coming towards like an end
uh so i didn't even get to share anything um up here computer monitor wasn't gonna work this is
i'm too cheap to buy a backlight so like i literally use my pc screen to light my face
on the streams oh my god bro i got so many lights over here i should just send you one um but yeah uh so kenny uh one thing we spoke
about last week was caesar um the new ai protocol from mrk uh they actually had tweeted earlier in
the week yesterday about um their what is it their h score? I think that's what it is. And that's like some benchmark AI score
that tells like, you know, how good the,
I guess the AI itself is.
And they apparently scored like much higher
than like ChatGPT and Grok.
And so they were like really high, 55. percent which is you know i'm not an ai guy
i'm assuming that's a good fucking thing um and the tokens you know it opened at 10 a.m this morning
ran up to 55 mil is what it looked like yeah 56 mil uh and it's sitting currently at 22 mil so
yeah no i mean it's doing pretty well um so it's still sitting above the pre-sale
it wasn't bibbles calling you to be like why didn't you tell me to sell
no no no i had to figure out on that some motherfucker wanting money i'm sure
uh but anyways yeah still sitting at the wrong number yeah called the wrong motherfucking number still sitting at 22 mil um and doing well pre-sale
was four mil 4.3 mil so yeah i mean it's it's doing really well for i mean it's above a 5x right now so
um you know congratulations to anyone who bought that. Also congratulations to those who sold the very top at 56 mil.
Uh, that's a fucking cook, but there's no telling how many people caught that candle,
um, within that timeframe.
And congratulations to the guy who bought $909 of this, uh, and profited $73,000.
So that's pretty fucking fucking that's pretty big hey do you know what uh
not to pivot too hard too quickly here but do you know what this d y li thing is on abstract because
i'm just seeing this tweet saying that if you have a bearish holder you get a free pokemon flip i've
not been on their platform yet i'm about to go check it out right now yeah d y li uh and that is a hard pivot you're welcome good job to johnny um so that is a hard pivot we
are going to move away from the caesar talk uh yeah d y li is the one that did the abstract socks
so all my upvotes just reset everybody go do your upvotes uh see mine doesn't up mine doesn't do
Even though you go vote, go look at your
transaction history. It will not show you
vote right now, it's not a transaction.
transaction to upvote something.
But you did that a long time ago when you made your first
vote. So it's like a session key
kind of thing, but it doesn't last so
long too. I don't know't know i know but go vote
and when you go vote go look at your transaction history so like i'll try and do a few and see
if it gives it to me mine isn't usually set for like wednesdays so in it they may have changed it
then when you go to transaction history see it's not going to show anything but if you go to transaction history, see, it's not going to show anything. But if you go to transaction history, it'll show abstract voting.
I got to go learn this DYLI platform real quick.
So DYLI, yeah, it's literally like for collectors to trade on.
And they have a fuck ton of different shit over there.
You can, I think, list different stuff over here as well.
this is the one where you did the abstract socks and they were,
there's no telling how much those are now.
They probably tanked all to hell
with finn talking about the badges and all that stuff and the way that the abstract team is going
to be resetting badges so um and for anybody that missed it i don't i didn't take from that
that they're getting rid of badges they're changing it's like a way they do them yeah
they're they're not making them to where they're not so rare and they're not as much of a priority
because people i guess were i think people were prioritizing them so much that they thought well
i think they want to make it about achievements on the platform rather than specific ecosystems where it seems like the team is leaning into a specific platform or project.
I think that's the only reason they're doing it is because other teams are saying, why don't we have a badge yet?
i right i think they're doing it because they're like oh well you favored in this brand they have
I think they're doing it because they're like, oh, well, you favorite in this brand.
two badges but you're not even giving us one badge like that kind of shit so yeah i agree with
you uh well look i think at the beginning of all this it was a good idea to lean into certain
ecosystems to you know just help bring people into the ecosystem of abstract in general but
they've got users now. And,
there is a gray area of like trying to onboard people versus showing
you can see D Y L I products as well listed on,
He wants me to create a whole fucking ass profile here.
But you got to be able to do that.
So I'm looking right here on Magic Eden.
Nine hours ago, somebody sold a pair of the abstract socks for $720.
Or no, yeah, somebody bought it.
So abstract socks are still fucking, you you know they're still pricey um but yeah it's kind of like a mix of courtyard and uh
like fucking craigslist in a way this is the way i look at it so um yeah but bro there was another nft fucking foe oh people keep calling me bro i'm getting pissed um there was another nft that
minted and it's called the boomy have you seen these yeah i have so these things minted for like several days
damn it bro now you fucking now now kyle called me kyle literally called me just to fucking be a
dick you fucking asshole i looked at my head i'm like what it popped up on my computer screen
it's like incoming call kyle i'm like oh my god couldn't help it dude just giving some exercise
to that old ticker years that's all i don't need it but yeah bro these things minted for like two
or three dollars these boomy things did and they were what day is this that they launched they
and i don't think they they went like a week before they meant it out and then now they're
fucking 0.01 eth hey good for them i hate the art personally i just think like i've heard the phrase
rug core thrown around where it's just like low effort art that's just meant to like kind of
garner some funds or whatever you know hey i don't know anything about the project i don't want to be a hater but like
the art to me just looks super low effort and it's kind of like my attention it's kind of like
utes meets they're not at 0.01 they're almost at 0.02 yeah yeah they are uh yeah they kind of
hideous bro they're yeah they're kind of youths meets uh
gremlins but i mean is it not is it dumb for us not to be going over here to the abstract launch
pad paying attention to these these mints that are happening and if they're only a few bucks
just buying like fucking 20 bucks of each one just as in case they do end up
what do you call on the abstract launch pad?
Like when you go to magic Eden right now,
this is the only place to go really see anything.
So there's this one called Hughes of Paul starts in three hours.
I don't know what the fuck this is.
it's like some fucking cats.
An asterisk meant, what is this? This was the fuck this is. Oh, it's like some fucking cats. Look at this shit. Why is there an asterisk, Mint?
No, this is the thing that we just did the...
Wasn't that the abstractions?
I literally just opened the Mint thing.
This can't be right. Yeah yeah but did you go to launch pad
i don't even know where i want let me try this yeah you got to go to launch pad right now there's
only hues of paw and digital insects by soul's call yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so uh that's the
only ones that i see on here so yeah there's launch pad. I think that has a whole bunch of other shit, but yeah, I think I went, when I went to the,
uh, mint terminal, it brought up everything and not just abstract stuff.
I had just figured like was navigating magic eating just like perfectly.
I could fly through here, which I still can.
Uh, but now being just back on open C it's, you know, just stuck over here.
Um, what else is happening on abstract real quick? just back on OpenSea, it's you know, just stuck over here.
What else is happening on Abstract real quick? Make sure
I didn't have nothing else pinned up because otherwise
Kenny can't talk for the next fucking
45 minutes because he doesn't
have a fucking clue what's happening on Abstract.
think this is still open. Let me go check.
bearish NFT, Kenny? No. I think you should go open. Let me go check. Do you have a bearish NFT, Kenny?
I think you should go buy one.
They're kind of high right now.
I mean, not high high, but they're like .16 right now,
which is towards the high end of where they usually fluctuate.
It's chump change for a guy like Kenny Powers.
A guy with a big fat fart coin bag like KP
can definitely afford a bearish.
so they partnered with this SBS
And if you have a bearish NFT,
you can secure a free draft
in their fantasy football.
The guaranteed prize pool is 27 ETH.
First place is 80th prize. And what is it? fantasy football. The guaranteed prize pools, 27 eighth first places,
And what it's fantasy football,
So you can go in the bearish discord check announcements.
I don't know how long this is until it's been telling you to get a bearish for a long time.
Anybody that's looking to get into abstract,
I would say, start with a bearish NFT.
That fucking community is the shit.
The team is plugged into everything
that's going on on the entire ecosystem.
in my opinion. I agree with that.
I agree with that statement. I think Carlo
and those guys are super plugged
in and really doing a lot of work to...
Because he's serious gargling a lot of balls with you.
He's got mascara running down his face right now.
This is just my honest take.
Compared to, let's say, Final Bosu,
what have they done since they revealed?
They put out a wiki doc with a bunch of branding stuff okay okay that's interesting but yeah what i'm saying is there
they seem to be the most active team on abstract so that goes a long ways in my book you know what
oh you cheated that guy didn't you what guy there was a rando on the roof yeah
i can't find it in here but uh still just check it out bro uh 80s to first place so pretty that's
pretty big um maybe there's some comments people oh spoiled uh banana society what did i say thanks for uh oh ron ribbon said uh sbs fantasy is great
so yeah check those guys out um and uh you know i said we'll join spaces um yeah so kenny that
way you can uh you know put your put your fucking uh money where your mouth is as far as that goes
but you gotta go buy a fucking fast
knowledge of nfl stats teams and apparently cheerleading squads yeah yeah i wonder if they
have something for the fantasy uh cheer fantasy cheerleading kenny you can get it but um all
right but i think that's it on abstract everything abstract you got anything else on abstract
nothing huge i mean we talked about the badge thing already so yeah i don't i don't think
there's any big huge news oh here's your spoiled banana society thing right here let me bring them
up yeah yeah no bring them up that way we can kind of see uh kyle did you see where i said it
shows your uh it shows your voting in the transaction history?
I'm sharing it right now on stream.
Yeah, no, I just looked and saw that.
Yeah, so it does do that.
Well, shit, I didn't even know it did that.
I'm going to fucking literally go upvote everything.
All right, we're not going to stay on this subject fucking forever,
but we were talking about Spooled Banana Society.
I haven't tried anything.
We're trying to tell Kenny to get a bearish
so he can do some fantasy football.
I'm not sure who's behind the account,
What up, Boris? Boris, very Eastern European-sounding name, lacking the accent, though. how's it going man gm this is boris um how's it going what's up boris boris very eastern
european sounding name lacking the accent i'm bored i'm boris i am boris come on my sbs
uh what's up bro can you give us like yeah just a quick rundown on what you guys are about
yeah yeah yeah anyone else of course man so we've been a company since 2021 um created it with uh me and my brother
where uh you know we're called the badge bros which is funny as fuck but um you know we're
our last name is Wagner it's Richard oh okay I thought it was for something no no no no no
but I was about to say Kenny would fit right in with you guys you know I felt like I had to say
it because you guys started out with some comedy.
So I had to put in some comedy. So yeah, we started in 2021, given millions of prizes out
and three years ago, we basically created the first on chain fantasy football drafting product.
And basically this year is our third year with that product. And we have, you know, 27 ETH,
third year with that product and we have you know 27 eth 27.1 eth now for for for the price pool and
84 for first place and it'll continue to grow um as you know more entries come and um as of right
now you know new users they do get they do get um a first draft for free so if you guys haven't
played our contest before you guys are more than welcome to come and and try it out so it's um
it's it's best ball so it's fantasy football best ball i don't know how many of
you guys have done best ball drafts oh i've done a shitload of best oh sweet so it's best it's
best ball and so it's on chain so you can buy and sell teams and um yeah man it's it's a lot
of fucking fun and people have been really enjoying it and you know 19 more days to
till kickoff to try it out as well, man.
So let me get this right.
It's team-based, not individual players?
So it's actually like, at first you're like, oh my God, why team-based?
How does this work and all like that?
But it's actually a lot of fun.
So the way it works is like, for example, Cincinnati wide receiver one.
The wide receiver one means you get the highest scoring player each week and then you get the second highest player each week.
So, for example, you know, Cincinnati wide receiver is still going to go high.
But the way it works is like, let's say, you know, Chase goes for 20 points, but Higgins that week goes for 40 and you still get that 40 points. So you get the highest scoring week for Cincinnati wide receiver one every
it's a little bit of a different strategy,
And what it really helps invest all is for injury.
your teams aren't fucked.
Never actually drafted like that. So that's, that's intriguing cool that is pretty cool never actually um drafted like that so that's that's
intriguing thanks man now if i'm doing this for the first time do i need any nft in particular
or can i just no no you can just come in i mean listen like like we love bearish and we did a
partnership with bearish and you know we did uh you know a stream draft with them and the founders
and like they're really cool yeah i've seen that yeah carlo was on there and yeah you know, we did a, you know, a stream draft with them and the founders and like, they're really cool. Yeah.
Carlo was on there and yeah.
But like, you know, it is all new users do get a free draft and that's just a way of
like, we don't want you to, even though the, the mint is very cheap, it's like 40, 40 something
Like it is cheap to win, you know, 30 something thousand dollars right now, but like, we don't
want people to spend money if they don't enjoy the product. So, you know, come, come and enjoy it, you know, open something thousand dollars right now. But like, we don't want people to spend money if they don't enjoy the product.
So, you know, come, come and enjoy it, you know, open up a ticket in our discord.
We'll give you a free draft to try it out.
And if you enjoy it, you know, we have like new user, like for, for, if, for like a new
user bonus for first purchases and stuff like that too.
So let me, let me ask you a question.
Does this run through the playoffs or does it just run through week 17?
So there's like, so the way best ball contest works is like week one through week 14 is
So you want, you want to basically draft as many teams as you can and top two in each
league, make it to the playoffs.
And then week 15 to week 17 is the playoffs and week 17 is the finals
I'll definitely check it out.
Yeah, I'm looking at it right now on here.
I'll take a look at it this afternoon.
No lineups, no waivers, no trades.
I don't know nothing about football,
but I have over 400 mutuals with you guys' accounts.
So I know there's a lot of people paying attention to your account right now
You know, I'm Boris, that's funny.
But, like, I work for Yuga as well.
So, like, I've been in the space, you know, for a while.
And, you know, we have Justin Herzig.
I don't know if you guys have known Justin Herzig, but he's like a fantasy football,
best ball, like icon or whatever.
He's like the goat or whatever.
And he's like an advisor in our company.
We've been doing it for many years.
We don't have any investors or anything like that.
Just grinding year by year, you know, day by day.
And, you know, we just feel like fantasy football is a great way to bring Web2 users and Web3 users together.
You know, we have social login and debit card options and stuff like that.
Absolutely. I've been screaming about that, like fantasy sports is perfect. Right.
Way to onboard literally facts. And honestly, this is our first year where we've proven it.
You know, like we've added those things and we've had people from underdog from DraftKings like try it out on Web2 and they're like, holy shit.
and they're like, holy shit, they don't have to deal with the crypto.
Like, you know, they don't have to deal with the crypto and 100.
I have a cousin who did, I think, 150 best ball lineups for the MLB season, bro.
Because DraftKings, they offer tons, right?
So yeah, that just gives you an idea of sports fans
and how hardcore they are about playing these things
you know um so yeah it's a great way i think it's uh you know a smart smart idea uh i think you know
sports in general um can really bring on a whole wave of new users into on-chain activities you
know if you just correlate the two yeah looks like you guys actually
give uh daily prizes for uh x engagement uh spinning the banana wheel yeah we got a shit
bro we got a shit ton we got a shit ton like yeah we have like you know daily promos we have a way
of like you know if you draft and you have you know there's referrals you get points if you
draft you get points and and if you engage on x you got we get points and i mean there's just a
ton of daily promos like we have this banana wheel that's kind of funny where like uh let's just say
like you get into a draft and you're pick seven you get a banana spin so we have like this big
banana wheel with prizes on it like 20 free free drafts, 10 free drafts.
So you can literally win 20 free drafts every single day from promos.
Back in my day, we used to call the banana spin the rodeo clown.
That was the term in the locker room for that.
One other thing that I will say that we also did to make fantasy football.
Sorry, I don't mean to take up your whole fucking spaces and stuff like that i appreciate you letting me speak and letting us speak but you're good i'm
gonna kick you off the stage in 45 seconds because perfect got 45 seconds um is is you know fantasy
football is dope but like we try to like bring the web three on you know the degenism in it so we like
gamified it as well so for example in every single 100 drafts
there's a jackpot draft and there's five hall of fame drafts so for example a jackpot draft
it's super super rare and if you get into it um if you win that league you go straight into the
finals being thousands of people in the playoffs so like we degenized it so every single time you
enter a draft you're like holy shit am i gonna hit a jackpot am i gonna hit like hall of fame like you know it just adds the whole degenism
thing and i feel like it just makes fantasy football that much better and you still have
to be good at fantasy football like you can't just be like pay to win type models as well you know so
just wanted to add that nice cool yeah i'm gonna look into it um i love fantasy football i have like six drafts
coming up in a few weeks um or over the next few weeks so but i've only done a couple within web
three we do one through creeps um and then we have there's another one that i do with another group of friends. So, um, and you know, unlike, uh, juice and Kyle up here, uh, not sure about breads, but
yeah, we all, um, we all like football.
We're all American to watch men play with balls.
Because it's, you know, our whole thing is best ball.
So it's all about the best ball.
You know, I'm surprised you don't do something like this long term for uh baseball as well we want to do we definitely want to get into every
sport i think we just want like this fantasy football to get like really main you know to
really really like do well and then we want to have like every every sport yeah you can do best
puck you get all these fucking canadians in there and you'd be tearing it up. Nobody cares about hockey, bro.
Hockey fantasy football actually goes
hard, man. People love it.
Can you draft cheerleaders?
Kenny wants that Minnesota
That's funny. But yeah, man, we appreciate you coming up you're always welcome in um let's run through uh let's run through some
of the heads that came up real quick all right go ahead through the space big rug what's up bro
you were up here earliest how you doing brother
big rug good talk big rug good talk he came off mute for a second what happens when you have a
fucking knock amigo can't even if i can unmute i can't even talk shit about knock amigos because
i literally sold the bottom dude like they came though i made money on it but i like sold at 0.01
or at 0.19 and they've been at 0.2 or higher since fuck me oh well um damn big rugs rotating what's up brad how you doing
bro oh gm fam not too bad just uh back on the grind trying to get a bunch of shit pushed here
before uh football season starts heard uh the banana up here talking about fantasy and that's
like the one question we get asked more than anything else with uh with billy is like can billy build a fantasy team and it's like well i mean yeah he
can we just haven't and we don't have a platform really to do that on so like yeah maybe we should
chat there banana man banana man we're down to chat man we are the banana man
hell yeah dude yeah stoked for football season and college ball too
man like college ball is going to be uh ridiculous dude the amount of volume that gets bad on college
football is just insane it's fucking it's it really is well you guys just make sure you stroke the
banana to completion in the uh back channels i'd love to see that come to fruition.
No, this is going to be good.
Yeah, we're going to several Tennessee games this year, and I'm excited about that.
Were y'all giving out picks for preseason?
We always give out picks for free, man.
Just head over to billybets.ai and ask him what he comes.
Yeah, no, I was just curious if y'all were giving out like preseason picks and stuff like
that because typically, obviously
those are a little bit more difficult because starters
aren't playing and whatnot, but I was just curious.
Yeah, I mean, Billy's been betting
some of the preseason games. Nice.
a fixed bankroll on them right
now. We're not letting him control his bankroll on the preseason
shit just to kind of test
our models and see how everything's working, but yeah he's he's betting them and doing all right
so let's go nice um big rug are you back hi guys hey best hey best friends i'm here hey there he is
there he is oh shit uh no man i'm just moving stuff uh from house to house right now uh just
coming to show you guys some love bro shout out to the crepes shout out to the homies
kyle kendall and fucking cheeses for holding it down but no um fuck there's oh the modest
men is coming up you guys need to watch out for that as well what is that on it's a it's on e
it's a it's a really dope art collection. Okay.
You said it's Modest. What is it called?
I'll send it to you guys.
But also look out for those lifts by Snowfro, bro.
I think that's undervalued right now.
Are they still above .3 or are they?
I think Chopin right next to it.
I haven't looked in maybe since last night. Okay. Yeah. I think itping right next to it I haven't looked Maybe since last night
About Rich Whale Alliance
Wally is working on allowing XP for stakers
So it looks like they're trying to lock up
Don't bring Pete up yet because this guy's going to fucking come out.
Sorry, I already hit the button.
Then we're going to go to Kenny.
Then we'll fucking let Kenny do some market shit.
Then we'll get to fucking Pete so he doesn't side rail the whole fucking thing.
Pete, you're not allowed to unmute yet.
You're not allowed to unmute yet, Pete.
Go eat shit and die, you motherfuckers.
Anyways, I just wanted to say good morning. No, y'all can get to pete first i don't mind no we're
doing a market fucking update or something here before we talk about fucking whatever
beats coming up uh guys sorry i haven't been around guys i've been living in the other side
i've been throwing community events i've given over out over twenty thousand dollars in ape in
the past uh i don't know 23 days uh we've been hosting
events every single weekend and then some you know what i'm saying having a great time it's
free to participate all you got to do is show up into the other side um we have another event
coming up this weekend we'll be giving away like four to five thousand worth of ape and prizes and
yeah man just having a good time man i've seen y'all doing races and all kinds of shit.
And listen, I mean, a few hundred people may not be a lot to somebody, but to a protocol
or a platform that's in beta.
And we're just creating social experiences and having fun.
And people are really showing up and showing out.
And we've crashed the world.
We've done so many great things
over there. We're kind of helping the team.
The team's been real responsive and helpful
and the other side. You guys are putting the
fucking platform to work. I've seen Garga's post
the community-ran initiatives
Even Andy reached out to me about sponsoring events, so I'm going to be getting with him. Gambler's going to be on the other side so yeah even he reached out to me about sponsoring events so
i'm gonna be getting with him uh gambler's gonna be uh entering the other side for sure
um well i'm no longer with gambler but good luck with it oh you're not oh no i'm sorry for yeah
i'm not getting into that conversation but yeah i don't want to get yeah no it's not yeah no we
don't let me put the band-aid back on that what kind would you like i have it's all right but no good luck i mean i'm gonna hold it in i'm holding it
in right now cheese uh yeah i know you are i know you are but yeah no good luck with that i'm so
lonely i got nobody to call my own yeah dude i could say fuck everything gambler i don't even
they fuck jesus then they fucked me and they can go fuck themselves oh my god
this guy's fucking a writer died it's all good it's all good uh yeah well yeah fuck jatoshi too
yeah yeah so um well good mac i'm glad you're having fun over there i did go in uh i was in the other side
maybe a couple times like two weeks ago just flying around checking shit out fucking grinding
rails running around couldn't figure out some of the stuff but it was was pretty interesting
and it's a lot bigger than i thought it was um so Pretty dope stuff. We'll keep it going.
and have some fun, make sure you follow
Machiavelli. Bro, Machiavelli's
got all the fucking ApeChain Alpha
and Yuga Alpha and just everything
in that whole ego. So, yeah.
Definitely fucking follow.
Buy Codas. You gotta buy Codas.
If you don't have a Codas, then you ain't gonna make it.
Yo, can I, I need to borrow whoever was doing that
right now to come, like, do the rest of my shit.
That was Jesus. Jesus is so happy
that you're here. I need help out of here.
You're the only motherfucker with a more
fucked-off voice in all of crypto Twitter
than Jesus, so he's always happy
It's the easiest impersonation i see the spoiled banana society on stage uh shout out to the spoiled banana society that's some real mfers right there let's go there we go uh
kenny real quick let's run through some market shit and then we will be blessed by pete uh yeah saint pete we'll get to you in a second
uh kenny yeah i mean market uh is down okay good talk yeah uh
i don't know what else you want me to tell you i know but like just give us some hope bro that's it
no yeah it's fine it's short-term price action. I mean, look, Ethereum almost hit an all-time high.
Obviously, Bitcoin hit an all-time high last week.
You're going to have some resistance when you're hitting those types of levels.
And it's just been a little pullback across the board.
ETH is at 43.27, down about 5% on the day.
Bitcoin at 115.85, so that's down 2%.
After cracking 200 Thursday or Friday.
So a little bit of a pullback.
Overall market cap is down about 3%.
Bitcoin dominance creeping up 61%.
You know, it had over the past month, it's down about 3%, but it seems to be gaining some dominance back
slightly. Nothing too serious. But yeah, meme coins kind of getting wrecked right now.
If you're holding bags, they're probably down just like mine are. So yeah, just got to hang
tight. Obviously, with the corporate treasuries, there's going to be some buying tom lee bought some more eth over the weekend they still have 20 billion to deploy into the
ethereum market so looking forward to that uh we'll see what happens moving forward but yeah
not the type of monday we want to start out with but i think it's short term i think we uh go back
up only pretty soon here i like that's it yeah everybody likes a ball all right cool yeah you heard it here uh
from kenny uh buy low sell high yeah um there you go that's the gist of the market report
there you go um yeah the johnny gm what's up bro oh shit gm gm what's up johnny how you doing bro oh i'm doing amazing i i feeling like uh there is someone
behind me walking um i don't know how is it well turn around in 20 dollar uh a 20 nft which is now
worth uh 400 oh i don't know so no i'm doing fine. I'm joking about my start at NFT, which I bought.
It's called shit. So should sodium and I have posted about it. Not to tell that I didn't talk
about it when it was 40 bucks here on the space. And I'm back from my holidays. And yeah, bro.
Finally, I feel like I need something and the market is dipping after it has run.
And yeah, it feels like we are getting another leg up soon.
Let's go. Dijani, last week I was busy at work.
I wanted to bring up your thread about, I don't know if it was a thread.
You write such long fucked off ex-posts all the time.
But I saw that you had an ex x post about how you felt like you
would have been better off putting all of your capital into altcoins because they were outperforming
your other assets is that a fair synopsis yes yes yes yeah i just i just wanted to point out to you
that we haven't we haven't hit the point in the cycle yet where those other assets would perform
right like we're we're at the beginning of alt season
you know eth at least catching up to bitcoin moving significantly bitcoin dominance
well it's not about that i didn't talk about specifically about buying avex sui or whatever
um the majors or bonk or um with or something i'm talking about all the pre-sales i
did bought i did put money in and all 90 down and celebrating every 50 up move when it goes again
down 20 to 30 that's funny i just saw a uh i just saw a post this morning about a coin that we were all down bad on
where someone had zoomed way into the daily chart and we're like,
And I'm like, you fucking idiot.
Yeah, that was my assumption because I could also put all the money into Solana,
Link was at $7 sitting now at $24.
And all my other pre-sales are down bad.
Yeah, I feel you on that.
And that was the reason why I wrote the thread.
But I saw people fighting creeps and I got crazy, bro.
I didn't talk to any about creeps
because creeps hasn't shipped anything yet.
So they couldn't mention creeps there
yeah well i wasn't sure i'm gonna be honest i scanned through it um and i just wanted to point
out that you know old seasons are gonna outperform other assets in or old assets are gonna outperform
other uh assets for a little bit here right but like But, like, you know, that doesn't mean that our NFT bags...
I thought you meant your NFTs.
I didn't even realize you were talking about pre-sales.
Don't forget the community.
Pete, what are you doing?
He's looking at his dying fart coin bag.
Don't kick him while they're down there, fucking nub boy.
You can tell fucking nub's been blowing the doors off everything.
The little bitch boy who said that
i don't even know who that was who was that a little pudgy penguin pedophile penguin ass
little motherfucker wow dude cairo catching strays for no reason whatsoever penguins dude
because they co-signed matt gates bro one of the weirdest to ever live
yeah i mean you're throwing a lot of heat at pudgy penguins right now when
a pudgy penguin who said that.
Crypto, you know, like we're supposed to not
bootlick and cuckold ourselves
to the people that put us in a situation
to need Bitcoin in the first place.
We see the people who are pioneers
literally get on all hands and fours
and go to Congress and lick all of their assholes
They're going to take over.
So are we just going to repeat the cycle here, Jesus?
I mean, what did everybody think was going to happen, though?
Like the early... We got bootlicking matt fucking gates bro i mean whatever dude like the the earliest
like bitcoin maxis from fucking you know a decade ago it's like what did you guys think was going
to happen did everybody think that bitcoin was just going to become a fucking world currency
that everybody was going to transact with, but was going to have
zero regulations and zero interactions with like lawmaking fucking bodies.
Like, yeah, it would be great if everybody just didn't care what the law says, right?
Like, yeah, that would be great.
But a lot of people, yeah, dude, a lot of people are going to just be the majority
of people are going to be subject to you know lawmaking bodies regulations all that kind of
shit so yeah and who was talking about the light project what what did it finalize that i think i
was in for 0.075 i don't know what the light what on the the actual token? For life? Or life. Whatever the fucking Snowfro
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's called Life. Big Rug was talking about it.
That's the one that people
the last 10 minutes couldn't even go
so do I get my money back
I assume I get my money back right
would it finalize that does anybody know
.2 wow okay hey Pete you're a big bitcoin guy right finalize that? Does anybody know? I think around 0.2. Wow.
Hey, Pete, you're a big Bitcoin guy, right?
And you like a lot of stuff
on Bitcoin, right? What do you think about
Leonidas and the RuneStones and the
other two tokens that are still on the RuneStones?
Bitcoin is Bitcoin, dude. My opinion doesn't matter.
Let everybody do whatever the fuck they want.
has ill intentions. I believe him when he. I don't think Leonidas has ill intentions.
I believe him when he says they don't have supply control.
I think, you know, his past is a little shady for sure.
But just how much time he puts into that coin.
Listen, dude, I still hold my original RuneSone and it's airdrop. And like that shit, even how down bad it is, is like six fucking bans.
At all time high, I think it was like 14 grand and all that
was is for literally holding a free jpeg so like okay i was just curious because i mean right now
runestones are about 200 bucks you know and i know there's two more tokens in them still i think
buying no but they're not gonna matter because i just don't think they're gonna matter just buy dog
if you want exposure to that that ecosystem You don't think the other two tokens,
you don't think he's going to wait for the right moment
and then launch those, try to catch momentum?
What needs to happen in order for the first token
to get dropped is dog needs to sit above
a billion dollar market cap.
He's definitely expressed that.
I mean, you have a 3x right
there if you buy dog right now
to get to a billion. So maybe buy the runestone and the token if you have a 3X right there if you buy dog right now to get to a billion.
So maybe buy the runestone and the token if you have enough bread.
Like $200 on the runestone JPEG, so you get the airdrop,
and then $100 on the token, so maybe you get a 3X.
If it goes to a billion, which is, of course...
I've just been eyeballing the runestones for a couple weeks,
and they were like $250 last week, now they're $200. they're 200 it's like man at some point i feel like these are going
to run again and i don't have anything on bitcoin i don't have any fucking ordinals runes nothing
do let me tell you what to do if you don't yeah i know i want to buy a bitcoin puppet i would love
to buy a bitcoin puppet every single creep you have except one and then you want to go and buy
all the bitcoin puppets you possibly can afford.
I don't think I'm going to do that.
I don't think I'm going to do that.
Machiavelli, I want to ask you a question real quick.
I'm seeing this tweet by Bell.
No, I'm not mad at you, Pete.
But I want to ask about this question.
this question all right so uh this is a board ape holders names belfort he said someone just
So this is a board ape holder's name is Belfort.
bought this gold ball for six hundred dollars and immediately turned it into a board he did
drew did drew did so what yeah oh nft drew did okay so yo he comes to your show all the time
and yo yeah i know i know drew so i was like what is this ball what is this well i mean i guess you
don't pay attention jesus but right now well not But right now, if you want to play a game,
if you want to play a game,
we're playing the Wheel of Fate right now.
And so you can buy gold, silver, and multi-balls off the floor and take a spin.
We're giving away another board ape.
There's a mutant ape in there.
There's tons of project sweeps.
All kinds of different NFTs that are high-valued.
And yeah, you pretty much, if you participated in Spotlight,
And they created an on-chain raffle system that's legitimate
and like, you know, can't be cheated or whatever.
And you participate in this raffle by claiming your gold, silver,
or multi-balls and by missing them.
When did the points come out?
Like, where is this shit at?
So you participated in Spotlight this last season
of Spotlight for Clutch City?
So that you can go, if you're top 1,000,
you can go claim a silver ball.
You could have done like five quests
or just signed up for the Spotlight season two again
and you would have automatically been in the top 1,000.
I supported it with spaces and all kinds of stuff, but I barely did the quest season 2 again and you would have automatically been in the top 1000 like I did I bet like I
supported it with spaces and all kinds of stuff
but I barely did the quest and I still ended up 300
where in the fuck I even go to
and there's still a board ape there's still a mutant
there's still other deeds there's still all kinds of shit
gonna figure this out and look
I'm trying to even figure out the fucking website
go to wheeloffate.apechain.com
wheeloffate.apechain.com I gotta go see what other space Machiavelli says Sorry, my bad. What'd you say? Wheel of fate dot ape chain dot dot com.
I gotta go see what other space Machiavelli is.
He's probably hosting another space right now.
I'm in Discord right now with my team because we're working.
And I'm also out here doing everything else.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I'm going to check this out.
I'm an idiot. I'm in one space. Yo, I'm just saying you're always out here man i i respect it you're always multitasking getting way too long i think
an idiot's the only one who's really with it nah man i was in ape chain super early and that's my
problem with it is like i was there buying the fucking first NFTs for the first like month or two and then it just turned into this giant fuck fest of everybody trying to scam people into buying them a mutant
from what I could tell so I kind of like it just got too the waters just got too muddy for me that's
all that's all it was it just got too confusing for me there's so many fucking projects launching
all the time and then my like ape chain wallet is constantly getting like fucking scam
NFTs stuffed into it that I like every time I open it,
there's like nine more NFTs that I didn't ask for.
It's just like the water is just a little too muddy for me right now.
It's going to make ape Chain a fucking absolute cook.
It's just like you would have to be paying attention to it in a way that I'm not.
I think really what we've also seen in the past couple of months is like we have a unified vision over here now.
You know what I'm saying?
Like before it was the Ape Coin DAO, Yuga was building the other side.
All these things were kind of like in their own direction.
The Ape Chain Foundation was in one direction.
And with Gargis sunsetting the Dow and, you know,
the head of Ape at the foundation now becoming the CEO of Ape Co.
And him formulating his team, you know what I'm saying,
and adding like three all-stars to the team.
And like Yuga, Ape Chain, the other side,
the Board Ape Yacht Club are now all on the same page,
on the same level, and they're moving as one.
And like, I think that that was what was missing before,
clear direction and unity amongst it, you know?
And the Ape Coined Out, we all know like the shit show
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, well, let me ask you this, Machiavelli.
If I was going to go to A ape chain and put some liquidity there what's like the top is five too many to come off the top of
your head with what's like the top five nfts that are actually not rugs like not just grips
yeah gobs yeah clutch puppies and with you can actually take if you own for every clutch puppy you have
you can stake a thousand ape inside the liquidity pool and it's got really great returns right now
like really really great returns because everybody who's betting on the platform
essentially you take home 90 the bank takes home 96 percent of the winnings and the protocol takes
four percent so you know um there's a lot of people who have staked Ape there,
you know what I mean, and we've all been making money there.
If you hold 10 clutch puppies, you're actually in Simple Farmer's group.
Simple Farmer is now the head of DeFi for Ape Chain as well,
and he has about five DeFi protocols coming on the chain
who are coming to activate, you know what I'm saying?
And, like, the G's on Ape, they're launching their peanuts coin this week,
which you can get 1,000 peanuts per G's on's on ape there's only 550 tokens in that protocol but
they're they're they're making the nfts liquid you know what i'm saying and they're they got
games and we have we have a lot of things popping off well there is not a lot of these clutch
puppies listed is there no because bro it's uh it's they're on the move like we you know it's we minted at 48
for the clutch puppies and now we're sitting at i think 256 on open c and we've been a little
higher a little lower but like with 10 of those you get in the alpha group and bro that alpha
group doesn't miss bro they even got the abiza boss and hit a 40x like we all had like i i didn't
personally buy that coin in that call in the from the calls but
everybody who did fucking won and like farmer is just a d5 wizard man like he he pays attention
to the market he's been in d5 for a really long time he comes from arbitrum worked with all the
protocols over there and so like the way that he's implementing some strategies and stuff like that
with the ape with ape coin and stuff is i feel like it's going to be a winner and not to
mention like he went and he used a large part of the treasury to buy some fucking ethereum
right at 30 at 32 or 34 or whatever and then it ran to 47 and he sold it and made six figures in
profit right there utilizing treasury funds like he's he's doing things that haven't been done and
he's growing the pot instead of taking from it, if that makes sense.
And, like, that hasn't happened for us before.
Like, everybody's always trying to milk the ape as soon as they can.
And I think, like, with new strategy, new protocols coming, the chain evolving, I think that we're going to see a lot more of, you know, ApeCoin being used and traded on perps and all those things through different protocols
and stuff. So, like I said...
I have a question here, Max.
something remaining today.
So every 10 balls that you mint is a spin at the wheel.
I'm currently... But you gotta do them all individually.
Unfortunately, I believe you do.
And listen, I didn't make this up. That's crazy.
But how do you get the silver and gold?
It should tell you that if you have a silver ball
claimable, that you'll be whitelisted.
Yeah, I have nothing claimable.
spinning this fucking wheel right now. I'm spinning this fucking wheel
right now. I'm bringing this random
Pete guy up just because Pete just left
so we can have another Pete on stage.
Let's see what I land on here.
What's up, bro? Sorry, no prize.
What? The only reason I came up
is because that motherfucker doesn't shut the
fuck up. What are you on, crack?
I mean, that was a good effort.
Next time you come up on a stage,
maybe don't insult a regular after coming off mute
before you get called on.
Maybe buy Twitter blue too, bro.
That blue checkmark helps a lot.
I almost didn't bring you up.
He looks like the guy that's stuck in the fucking
with... That's him. That's literally him.
It looks like it was a grandpa
He's in the cracked out Vegas house now.
Oh, yeah, they are in bass. yeah Bro it looked like
I'm not going to say it publicly
This guy looks like Hunter Biden
Why the fuck is he calling other people
With Jakey's Bro did you see the's not get it all. With Jakey's, bro, did you see the video
they filmed and heard like from the side?
I did not see that, but let's go.
She definitely, never mind.
I ain't getting into how women look
because I don't need these women coming on stage
saying, you're burying yourself right now.
A DM says, Machiavelli, shut up.
You're no longer allowed to say anything else on this show oh yeah well tell them to be quiet
as well let's say what's up to cairo a while because i got shit to do today jesus we're
already at noon what's up cairo come on cairo don't let me down now yeah i know we're about
to shut it down if you don't say something
um yeah well that's great guys i really believe that the pudgy penguins are going to a half million what oh i guess the johnny's trying to be a caro yeah yo if you penguins go to a half
million dollars and y'all don't sell your pudgy penguins, there's no help for you anywhere.
Kenny, do you have anything else, bro?
My favorite fucking line from Kenny Bowers.
Sorry, I was on mute, bro.
I know we did, but Rocky's being a fucking smartass.
I said I have shit to do, but just in case,
because Rocky does have a fucking god-deer rec guy,
I figured we'd bring him up and let him.
Oh, yeah, that rec guy sold for 10 ETH today, 101.
I'm spinning this fucking wheel again, Mark,
and I'm going to fucking lose again.
And Rocky's doing it. No prize?
hear me? 20. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hello, hello. Yeah, this is
Dijani. I just wanted to tell you
about my day today, and I had a really good day,
Have a good day. Oh see you guys later having a good day
oh my god um solid solid kyra is back kyra is back hey but anyways uh i will get the tweet out
here uh later on today this friday we will be back with another creep space um we'll dive into all the stuff that's been going on
the stuff from joe um and all that what are you doing down the week what's the floor at
uh point where we at like 0.89 right now it's a great buy right now it's at a disgusting level
machiavelli um it's at a great level it's a great level to buy rocky you're gonna get yg on you floor creep
is 0.8888 right now i know it's a good level to buy i bought one just yeah you did buy one
congratulations on that think about another one but yeah i mean this is such an obvious
like bro i wish i wasn't such a broke bitch uh because like if i had money i'd be buying these things um unlike the guy with his hand up
kyra what are you doing bitch i've called on you like six times his his new name is jeep
jeep kyro jeep kyro how are you
and he's not coming off he's he's all fucked up yeah he is dude yeah all right cool um so yeah
this friday we will have another creep space for like an extra five minutes just to hear from gyro
yeah um yeah so we will be uh we'll be talking everything creeps on friday i will get the tweet
out and uh yeah other than that kenny we're good kyle he said we're good uh we'll be
back tomorrow let's go bye everybody peace