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REtARdIO Sacred Table Volume 1 🫵🤡: Community Roundup
Recorded: June 24, 2025 Duration: 0:51:10Space Recording
Short Summary
Retardio's Sacred Table Volume One unveils exciting updates on project launches, including new merchandise and community engagement strategies, while highlighting significant growth and fundraising efforts aimed at enhancing brand visibility in the crypto space.
Full Transcription
Thank you. I'm not sure what you're doing. is
Oh off your hair yo what's up, cousin?
Welcome, welcome.
Please share the space.
Bringing up the team right now. Welcome to Clamble where the sky's puking lies
Retardius the demon with the red pill eyes
No one needs green coat but we five in the rot
Meetings are all on M.O.M. and we're taking the shot
Pronounced on these marks but we're burning their flags
Retardius the lies when your life's in the sag
I'm first of all the weather's hot, don't breathe
Retardius the night time, all of one feet
Crowned in second level, welcome to Clamble Oh, the weather's high, I'm all free. We're starting at the nighttime, all I want to be.
The crowd is like a little, a little cuckoo.
We're starting, you know, what we're starting to do.
The people, but the world's clean and spray.
The party is your phone, and I don't want you to say.
Where did the last go, so talk to your feet.
Where the mean, what's the fire, you both have to be.
When we fall tonight, we're going to be like a grenade.
We're starting at the fever, hell, never had a day. We're starting to fall, where the NTT party's at. is Retardio knows we're all retarded too.
That was a banger from Tatsukete.
They dropped a song for us last week or a few weeks ago.
I can't forget.
Can't remember.
But yeah, no, it's on our YouTube and you should go check it out.
We have a little, you know, every time somebody makes music for us,
I kind of just upload it to YouTube or like try to share it because I think it's really cool when people make music for us.
Feels like they're inspired. But anyway, welcome cousins. This is Retardio's Sacred Table Volume
One. We are here to have a little bit of a discussion between the team and the community
to give y'all some updates about what we've been
working on, what the coin is doing, what the casino is doing, what the merch shop is doing.
So yeah, I've gotten a little bit of, I got permission from Visitor and the rest of the team.
We're still waiting on a few people. I think Opium is going to show up here pretty soon. But right now
we have Cuppy and we have LBD. So yeah, we're going to have an agenda. Basically, we're going
to be talking first about, you know, what, how we've been expanding content across platforms,
how we've been expanding content across platforms, the brand, you know, what efforts are being made
there as we try to like, you know, become bigger than a Web3 crypto brand. You know,
meme coins are great. The meme coin super cycle was sick. But you know, when the hype dies down,
can we are? Are we still here? And we we are are we still here and we're not at zero
right we're not at zero yet so the prophecy hasn't been fulfilled so we still we're here we're working
um then we're gonna talk about some of the updates on the merch shop and i know that y'all are like
dying to get hands on plushies um you know, official, actual retardio merch that's been long overdue.
We're also going to be talking about casino updates if Rick and Starkiller show up.
So we'll be waiting on them for that.
And then finally, we'll be doing the giveaway.
If no one saw, Visitor actually increased the giveaway from $100 to $300. So
let me pin here up to the top of the space the tweet. You can still engage with it.
If you want to quote or retweet it, drop a comment, whatever we you can still enter the giveaway so let me pin that tweet to the top
and let me welcome lbd and cuppy what's up y'all do you have anything yo yo
also let's bring anton back to the table as a speaker yeah i sent him a request I don't know if he's gonna be able to
join let me send him another one give me one second okay I just sent him a request I don't
know if copy is saying anything right now I think she's a little bit busy but she's here in spirit i just said hello oh okay hi hi
copy okay but i'm going to switch to my headset because my phone is not working so well so i'll
be right back all good all good and yeah if uh if y'all you know if you have anything to say
feel free to say it but we're right now in a recorded space. This is also so in future listings or something of that sort,
we have places of good community, healthy engagement. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, no, what I'm
saying is, yeah, just be respectful and just be kind of chill right now because we'll be showing
these spaces to T1 exchange listings
in the future. So yeah, keep it chill. I'm bringing Candy up. What's up, Candy?
How you doing? Are you there? What up? What up? What's up, Walpy? How you doing?
Hello, I'm eating right now. Okay. All right. Finish your food, cousin. Don't want you to choke and die.
Okay, cool. So, yeah, I think everybody up here is now, so I think this is a good time to start.
So, yeah, first thing is content expansion.
Well, we've been growing the Rotardio brand, and we want to grow it bigger than Web3, right? So that has obviously meant like creating IP around Retardio, the clown, the character,
all of the things that make our community tick.
We have, you know, moved on the fronts of that.
We've gone the IP, established the company, established the brand,
done all the like legal boring shit that I don't want to, you know, bore y'all with. But those
have been so that we can basically establish some kind of headquarters in Tokyo, hopefully.
That's what really the point of all of that is. But to communicate all of what
we've been building is, you know, growing our TikTok presence, which, you know, a lot of other
coins have pivoted to as well. We have grown, we have started a YouTube channel. We have started an Instagram. We are, you know, routinely throwing content on there so that, you know, because when we
get banned on X, whatever, whoever goes down on X, we know that we can't really trust this
platform right now.
They will just ban us for no reason.
We've gone through all of the steps to try to require to get our accounts reinstated.
But unfortunately, you know, we haven't gotten a response. We've been working with different
Twitter people all across the board at different levels for months. And, you know it it really seems like both Mitch and retardio got put into the same bin
as like the bin that Andrew Tate used to be in Donald Trump Kanye West like you're only getting
out of that on it unsuspension if you do like you know if you know fucking Trump and you can get a pardon from him. So, you know, in the meantime, we thought that it'd be better to grow our accounts in this way.
And, you know, so that we get more exposure to, you know, all of the different social media platforms.
um lbd would you mind making a tweet where maybe we can uh put all of the different social media
accounts together and then pin it to the top yeah i'm gonna do it now okay cool i'm also gonna make
you a co-host um and if y'all don't know lbd uh he's been a fucking trooper lately he's been you know making a lot of the kind of
retarded vlog style videos been really helpful also with YouTube because you
know I I would upload one videos that like Anton would make that we would make
for the casino etc but you know sometimes I'm not great with the posting
schedule so he keeps me on my on,
you know, on my ass. He's on my ass about, you know, posting daily and frequently. And it also
helps because he's, you know, the one behind the content. So that's, you know, why he's up there.
Cuppy, I'll also make you a co-host, even if you can't talk. It's fine if you can't. It's better to have more co-hosts
on a space because that way you can have more speakers on the space. So anyway, yeah, if y'all
can do us a favor and follow TikTok, follow YouTube, follow the Instagram. We'll be posting
on there frequently and it's
also another way to just get involved and you know show also your friends who
might not be in web 3 or you don't care to bring them into web 3 or bring them
into Twitter you can just show them our content on look who's here booby yeah
what's up what's here. Booby. Yeah. What's up?
What's up, cousin Booby?
Yo, what's popping?
Chilling, chilling, brother.
Yeah, so we're talking about the content strategies that we've been doing for Twitter in our absence from X.
Booby's really been working hard on the TikTok,
so shout out to him.
Want to give him a little round of applause.
Yes, thank you.
Thank you, Boobie.
But yeah, do you want to talk a little bit about how you've been growing the TikTok
or what you've been doing?
Sorry, I just woke up.
Yeah, just been fucking making tiktoks and shit dude yeah i mean uh
been kind of playing with different templates and shit and yeah trying new shit well i don't think
maybe the people that have followed the tiktok yet know exactly about the you know the Italian brain rot style so oh yeah how
did I love that and what was the reason to drop some Italian brain rot on our
Richard you channel I mean ideally you know it's it's like with a new platform
you have to reach a new audience and like that's what was popping in fucking
memes at the time. So it's like, you gotta learn that style. And then fucking I mean,
the idea was like, people outside of crypto or outside of the community just aren't gonna
find fucking like straight retardio memes, like funny or it's just not going to
capture their attention
quite as easily
so it's like if you integrate
the character
into a different lore
get that to go viral
it'll kind of come back
circle back around. Yeah.
No, yeah, I think that's a great explanation. You know, it's, it's kind of hard, you know,
if you're not like inside of the community to understand every single joke or like see
where the humor came from. But I think that what you're doing, like, you know, making the same
type of humor, but like in a different humor format, if that makes sense, like a different like meta, uh, then that's what's
dope. Um, where, where, where did your inspiration come from? Uh, the cappuccino italiana,
bonita. Dude, I just sat in front of my fucking computer screen and just like,
that dude i just sat in front of my fucking computer screen and just like just let the
fucking microwaves melt my fucking brain dude until i was just had zero brain cells left and
that's where oh no is he cutting out oh are you good that's my alarm
but yeah yeah i mean shit it's just like fucking slam your head against the wall a couple of times
and um yeah i got you i got you um and yeah well maybe then we can get a little bit of uh you know insight from lbd about
you know how he's been making the vlogs or like his inspiration and you know thought process
behind this because a lot of this you know too is we always want to get like suggestions from
the community about what y'all want to see and you know if y'all give us ideas or if you think
that something is funny that maybe we haven't caught, like I'm on YouTube, like almost a lot of a huge percentage of my day just seeing what's popping on there.
You know, like looking at different content from rap, rock, comedians, Joe Rogan verse, the alpha male verse.
You know, I'm all I'm, I'm deep in the content trenches.
So, you know, if y'all ever have any suggestions,
feel free to, you know, send them,
send them our way, send them my way, whatever.
But LBD, yeah.
You want to give us like a little bit of,
you know, insight as to what you've been doing?
Yeah, yeah.
It all started like pushing my bags a little bit
in the beginning,
doing some short term videos and
stuff but then eventually the the dubai mask video dropped and i saw a huge potential on it
it went kind of viral the one melanie dropped so yeah saw the potential with the mask and start pushing started learning how to edit new
new new type of videos and yeah yeah started grinding working my ass off and doing the content
also fate why don't you tell them about how we've been doing on on youtube in on youtube since we are kind of having a little bit
of success right now especially with the latest video we dropped yesterday and also on on instagram
yeah yeah oh yeah dude for sure i completely almost forgot so um so, so the original video of the Dubai dinner, um, we posted that as a short
on YouTube, like not really promoting it or anything.
And it shot up to like 2000 views, like within one day.
Um, it was crazy.
I just put the title as this Dubai dinner party gets super weird and it seemed like
it caught, it caught traction.
So then we were like, okay, we got to do more stuff with the mask right so then um the then video we dropped yesterday uh
you know uh for anyone that follows ufc but maybe doesn't know uh john jones you know john bones
jones probably one of the greatest ufc fighters all time. He retired right before he was supposed to fight Tom Aspinall.
So Dana White is like completely like, he was like, dude, we had the fight ready and he just retired out of nowhere.
day criminal charges surface on John Jones for another hit and run where he, you know, left
a woman in his car. I'm going to just put it like that. You can look the whole story up,
but he left a woman in his car after he wrecked it and just ran. Anyway, he's being charged with
a few misdemeanors. And if's not retardio i don't know what is but
we dropped that video um with the new cousin uh wearing the mask and being a ufc fighter uh so go
check that out um on our you on our instagram so this was actually booby that caught this he was
watching uh actually booby you want to tell the story?
About what?
About what podcast we showed up on.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, yeah, I was just fucking watching Matan, dude.
And then all of a sudden, like four minutes into the episode, I just hear retard, and I was like, yo, what?
All right, so for those people who don't know Matan uh maton evan i think he's uh he's like a
pretty young guy but he started as a huge troll uh online troll like uh you know maybe like four
or five years ago i don't know exactly when but uh he resurfaced uh you know as an adult and now he just makes a podcast where he trolls like everybody so I think
Adam 22 was on there once and just was asking him about like getting cucked and stuff um it was it
was pretty funny uh that's how I came across him but yeah so when it ended up happening was that one of the guests on on Matan's podcast showed up and I think they made a bet or something.
And the guy was like, oh, yeah, I'll take one hundred dollars in retardio.
And everyone was like, what? Like, what's retardio?
And he's like, oh, retardio. It's like a Bitcoin.
And he's like, it's not really well known, but
like, you guys should pay attention to it. And we have no idea who this guy is. Well,
I don't know who this guy is. I think he's a comedian, like from the LA and New York circuit.
But he ended up saying that I think Booby captured it. And, you know, we posted that on our story on Instagram.
I tagged Matan in it and he ended up liking our story. So now Matan's aware of us. He would be a
great, you know, retardio kind of influencer. Maybe we can work something with him in the future.
But yeah, no. So it, apart from everything, it just seems like people are noticing outside of Web3 and we're starting to catch on.
We're getting into a different type of mindshare, which is honestly crazy.
I didn't think, you know, back in March of last year that we would essentially get to this place.
But, you know, Visitor, I think, always had the vision.
So I've always had the vision.
And then that vision started to manifest within me as well, too, last year.
So I'm glad I'm really glad we've been doing all of these efforts, you know, to bring the culture to the people.
We're doing it for the culture, but we're also doing it for the cousins
and all your bags.
So, oh, and look who just showed up.
Let's welcome SK.
What's up, playa?
Is he, what up, SK?
Y'all, what up, n what up niggers oh my god yo we're doing it's a chill space right now so yeah what's popping yeah anyway um so yeah let's uh get into now some other updates that we've been working on. So, uh, okay. The, uh, merch shop.
Yeah. Merch shop is important. So, oh, and Parlay Poppy's coming up here. Um, so the merch shop,
we have been working on the merch shop for quite some time. Um, I know y'all are like, why,
for quite some time. I know y'all are like, why does it take so long to make merch or to make
plushies? Well, the reason is because we want everything to be in-house. Yeah, you can set up
a Shopify store. Yeah, you can do all of these things, but they end up taking percentages out
of every transaction, out of every piece of clothing or merch that you buy.
So we've been doing all of these things.
We've been working on these things in-house, specifically Dusty and Nubcat.
So many of you are familiar with Nubcat.
He's one of the other people that's been heavily targeted on Twitter.
targeted on Twitter. And, you know, he's actually been a very cool resource to have because he's
kind of in the same boat as us. He understands what we're going through. And he's also going
to be a part of Candy Labs. So Candy Labs is going to drop, I think, NFTs with him as well.
They're not already out yet. But so dusty and and yet people know who
dusty is I'm assuming but just he also was a design he basically was the
designer for the website and stuff like that and we are gonna integrate the
merch shop directly into the website so if if you go to retardio.xyz, you can see up there the link to the shop. Obviously,
there's nothing there. But, you know, we've also been trying our best to send plushies or give them
out during IRL events. You know, I think retardio really flourishes during IRL events because,
you know, people can have their own kind of opinion about us or whatever online. But, you know, whenever we meet y'all in person or people meet the team, they're like, oh, you know what?
Like people are really cool here.
So, yeah, the merch shop should hopefully go live soon.
What I'm doing on the other side of the merch shop, right, is trying to build a community,
like, designed merch shop, and what I mean by that is, I've been working with Chinese
Psyop and another person to actually, you know, if anybody wants to come up with Retardio
designs and put them on a t-shirt, uh, or you, you're an artist
and you want to create a retardio design or drop a piece of merch or whatever. Like that's what I'm
trying to help establish, uh, within the community and have that person get paid royalties or a
percentage of those, uh, purchases. So we're going to have like the official merch shop, right?
purchases. So we're going to have like the official merch shop, right? That's going to be
like all official designs, the plushies, you know, gun, like the money guns, the dice,
anything that you see, like IRL, the cards, you know, the IRL events, we're going to be
selling those through the official merch shop. But then for any community members that want to,
you know, drop their own stuff, they can talk
to me. And I've opened my DMs now, so feel free to DM me. And y'all can, you know, drop your own
kind of collections through that store. So that's, you know, I want to really make sure that we have
like a avenue for official designs and one for community designs um and waltby has
a question what's up dog so i can put my rugs on there too yeah yeah yeah that would be sick
yeah that's basically what we're trying to do is basically like if you have the rug designs and
everything and you're making them then we want you to be able to sell them
through the community store you know because they're not essentially official licensed products
or whatever but you know we want you to be able to advertise your creative and your talent skills
um on a bigger platform and through a bigger uh you Uh, Juice, what's up, brother?
Yo, what's up, guys?
Fucking, uh, I rock a pee-pee,
but I've had on Bankable or my retardios for, like, a mad long time.
I mean, stuff's kind of changed now.
It sounds like it's a little bit more PG,
and I'm just wondering, like,
back in the day, like, retardios became infamous
for trolling and shit-piging,
you fucking pedophile.
Yeah, go fuck yourself, you nigger.
Fuck you niggers!
Fucking do-
You stupid fuck-
Chill out, chill out, chill out.
We're, uh, yeah.
No, get this fucking pedo off the stage, man.
Fuck that shit!
Alright.
Um, apologies about that.
Um, we're trying our best.
Uh, but sometimes people don't want to be cooperative. Um, anyway, yeah. Um, we're trying our best, uh, but sometimes people don't want to be
cooperative. Um, anyway, yeah, we're, uh, we're, we're not censoring ourselves or anything, but
as the brand grows and people grow and, you know, we have bigger sites on our horizon,
we do have to conduct ourselves in a certain way in some areas. It's like common sense, brother.
Like if you're going to be, you know, at a nice party and stuff, you're not going to
act like an asshole.
Right.
You know, you're not going to do that.
So just act with common sense and be chill.
You know, like you can always have those spaces.
I'm not saying no, but, you know know do them on a different stage or different format
but anyway uh back to the back to the business at hand let's see what where were we at um
uh so yeah uh fuck is uh is star killer here yet no any niggers any niggers available god damn it dude why is this recorded I
don't have to keep meeting people it's rich coming maybe he can speak about
what he's been working I'm not so yeah I'm not sure if Rick is... I know Starkiller is in New York right now.
But yeah, don't know much about...
I mean, he's obviously there for Consensus, Solaris, and NFT NYC, I think.
But yeah.
Opium, I want to give you a chance to say anything
or about what you've been working on.
You got anything to say, cousin?
Oh, sorry.
Forgot to unmute you.
My bad.
Cousin, are you there?
Hello. Hello. Opium. Opium. cousin are you there hello hello is this connection sucks he's that he's maybe he has fixated himself I don't
know um okay well guess we're not I like he's trying i can see his mic moving
yeah i don't know what's all right no response from opium it's all good uh yeah so then next uh
item at hand well uh you know i don't know if we can do any technically any casino updates right
right right now um mainly because uh you know they're not there what's up when rewardio bud
rewardio happened like a month ago what no? No, sorry, my bad. No, my bad.
Can you live soon, brother?
That was the, no, Rewardio hasn't happened right now because everybody has Toshi Bets in their, like, PFPs
or in their bio, whatever.
But, no, we're, no, the casino's still live. Referral links are still good. The
difference between Rewardio and your referral link is that the referral link is based on what
your network pulls on the site. So what I'm saying right there is if you invite a whole bunch of
people and they don't do anything on the casino, then you're not going to get a fire referral link.
If you do invite people from your network that like are actively like putting money up, doing all that, then, you know, you get a fire referral bonus.
And, you know, I think mine's in like, you know, my people have wagered like around $250K around there.
So I've gone around $2,500 total.
Parley, I know, what are you at?
You have like millions probably in referrals, don't you?
I have about $900K and I only made like $12,000.
Please speak to the dev, bud.
$12K is pretty far, I'm not going to lie lie just for a show in their uh casino that's it um so uh yeah so yeah with rewardio um don't
really know exactly uh on that side but you whenever Starkiller, we'll have more of these
sacred tables, hopefully, like, on a six-month basis or maybe on a monthly basis.
But, yeah, we're just trying to give people updates, trying to keep, you know, spirits up
in the community and let y'all know that we're working behind the scenes, even though y'all
don't see us on Twitter that much.
So with that, I, you know, I think maybe it's just time to go into the giveaway.
We have, oh, hold on, let me check the, let me check the chat.
All right, we're all good um let's see we have some requests juice brother i cannot let you up here right now if you're gonna
not act right but maybe in some other space you can say your grievances or whatever um anyway
so yeah i think we'll just get into the giveaway because you know
we can't really uh do any casino updates but any other than that does anyone have any
george bush doesn't care about niggers
um all right well he dropped he dropped as soon as he. Nigga said it and then left immediately. Yeah, that's insane work.
Poor guy.
Alright, does anyone have any other
questions or want to come up?
I'm kind of hesitant to let people
up now, but I am
willing to do it.
If you have any questions, just
hit the request button.
I don't have any questions but i've missed
all of you cousins so much i'm in the car right now eating some fucking some icing but i've missed
all you cousins and it's good to see everyone back in spaces again we need to build this retard
strength back um you know we need the power and the strength to come back tenfold should be slacking sleeping but it's good to see you all here i love you all cousins it's good to
see you all oh oh zol's here oh yeah okay yeah there's there's another thing that i was gonna
talk about um that just reminded me because zol's up here now um so in the future, you know, and y'all might think this is gay. I'll open a
feedback for what, for this shit. But, uh, back in the day, you know, people used to have different
like cross pollination spaces. So what I mean by that is like, you know, we would basically have
two communities that are like distantly related or maybe not have anything to do with
each other and we would have we would host like joint spaces so for instance like chill house
community you know they're up and coming uh they're doing you know good good good work in
the space and you know a lot of us have chill house bad yo yo yo yo yo what's up my people man welcome to the fucking Antonio space my niggies
yo i want you all to fucking sound off man i want to see those reactions up my nigg
come on baby girl it's not fucking late it's early oh my god you see the aura
candle loading i fucking see it my nigga i see the aura candle nigga
come on y'all get the fuck off the seat boy I see it, my nigga. I see the Oregon, nigga.
Come on, y'all.
Get the fuck off the seat, boy.
Let's go the fuck off the seat.
It's Tuesday and we drinking, nigga.
Tell him, Zole.
Tell him, Zole.
Zole said he would only show up to a 3 a.m. space,
so I hope it's 3 a.m. wherever he is.
Yo, yo, man.
I want to say one thing, man. What, man. I want to say one thing, man.
What's up?
I want to say one thing.
It's been a fucking road to hoe.
But guess what?
The people selling from the inside, they're done.
They're clipped out, nigga.
This is what people wait for, man.
This is the edge before the candle, baby.
The house is done. It's time for Ret the candle, baby. The house is done.
It's time for Retardio, baby.
Corner the supply.
Three words, and they mean a lot to me.
Keep cornering that supply,
because it's going to be fucking aura candle.
Anyway.
Anyways, yeah, so back to the story at hand. Say've been working like a dog out there and I fucking respect it.
Booby out here making videos on TikTok.
Have you seen Ritardo Cappuccino?
That shit is fucking smacker, man.
Smacker.
When are you going to put on a cousin?
Opium filming his beautiful fucking models out there in Russia. When are you going beautiful Put on a cousin
When are you going to put on a cousin
I literally made a
Custom cousin for you yesterday
Why didn't you put it on
Whoa, you have a custom cousin
You have a custom cousin
You piece of shit
I literally made one for you yesterday
Why is it
Podcast talking about No piece? The stars are aligning.
Zol!
There is no problem with Bismo.
Like, the cousin is literally in Bismo.
Like, like, like, like.
Just put it on.
Just put it on.
Put it on, Zol!
Put it on.
Put it on.
Put it on.
Put it on!
No one's leaving the fucking space until Zol puts on his cousin.
Everyone's getting fucking...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Have you noticed, like, we told him to put on the cousin,
and he suddenly was completely silent.
Like, he shut the fuck up.
Yeah, he didn't even respond.
What a fucking asshole.
Anyway.
Yeah, so we're gonna...
We might host some chill house, like,
retardio spaces in the near future to where we all can come vibe, whatever,
meet some chill house people, get exposed to their ecosystem,
and then, you know, they can get exposed to the cousins,
which I think a lot of them already have exposure.
But, you know, you never know.
They called me crazy.
They called me crazy. They called me crazy. They called me crazy.
They called me fried.
They called me fried, man.
They called me absolutely insane to believe in something.
You know what?
To them, I say, it's a good brand.
It's a good fucking brand.
Like, y'all be living in this tiny CT bubble.
I go out on the streets and I yell and I assault homeless people.
And I tell them, retardio.
And they just say it right back.
Yeah, if you're not going out and assaulting homeless people and, like, telling them about retardio, I don't know what you're doing with your life.
But, you know, it's never too late to start living.
So, you know.
Two words.
Unhoused veterans.
Unhoused veterans. Unhoused veterans.
The price is going to be so low soon that everyone in this chat is going to be homeless.
So you won't have to go outside even.
I feel like a lot of more veterans would appreciate Retardia as a whole.
But, yeah.
We don't want to end up homeless.
Or maybe.
But, anyway.
Okay. So, yeah. Okay. Whatever. We'll just do the giveaway now. So what are we giving away?
Let's tell the people what are we giving away?
So we're giving away $300 not in retardio cuz we're gonna zero but it is gonna be in USTC or Seoul
Holy shit, how do I win that?
Can I get this
Can I get this?
Y'all, no.
Fuck y'all.
Yo, real shit.
Team is not eligible.
Team's not eligible.
For the giveaway.
Broke ass fools.
All right, goodbye then.
All right, later.
Later.
Yeah, peace, boys.
Peace.
So we're going to, instead of me doing just one $300 giveaway, I'll do two $150 giveaways.
Do 1025s.
Do 300.
Dude, I'm not giving away lunch money, okay?
I'm giving away at least, like, you know, a PS5 controller.
Do 310s, bro.
Dude, I'm giving away at least a PS5 controller.
You can call me poor or whatever.
Fuck you.
But anyway.
I'm not.
I'm saying let's give it to the people.
310s.
Who wants it?
Everyone.
Everyone.
Blackfist React for 310s.
Well, if you want it to a .2.
I'm not selling people.
Sending people a .2, dog.
All right.
Let's get into the first giveaway.
All right.
So y'all know which one it is for.
It is the first pinned tweet.
If you want to drop a comment, you have one minute.
You have to like or retweet it.
That's all you need to do.
So you have less than a minute before I pick.
you have less than a minute before I pick. So I'm going into 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 8, 5, 4, 3, 4, 2, 1,
zero. All right. 10% searching for winner. 42%, 100%. And the winner is Japardio. All right,
100%.
And the winner is Japardio.
All right, cousin, are you in the space?
Oh, by the way, you have to be in the space to claim your prize.
So if you didn't show up, I'm sorry.
Oh, that's what happens.
If you fucking sleep, you don't get that deep.
If you sleep, you don't get that deep.
Sucks to suck and not be here.
Roll it again, fate.
Let's see what happens.
All right, we're rolling it again for 150.
Here we go.
All right.
10, 9, 8.
All right.
The winner is Rama Rasa.
I don't know if he's Indian or if he's Mexican, but not in the space so damn give it to yannick this is his
birthday oh it is his birthday yeah well maybe we will all right all right here we go uh another
winner let's see if they're in the space rocks oh wait i i know that pfp's on here. Rocks! Sell rocks. $365, cousin.
You just won.
Please DM me, and I will get you your $150 in Seoul or USDC.
Give them $50, man.
Let's do a couple more spins.
Fuck the $150.
That's too much.
$50.
$50 to Yonex.
$50 to Remy Kuhn, 50 bucks to Zol, and 50 to SK, because we want to see him golf.
I want to see him golf live stream.
All right, all right, fine, fine.
How about that?
I'll do three, okay?
So one giveaway is Rocks, so he's getting 100.
Another one is Yannick's.
He's going to get 100 because it's his birthday.
Whoa, Yannick, I better see a fucking bull post today, nigga.
And then the last one.
All right, so last roll on here.
You have to be in the space to claim it.
All right, here we go.
Pick a winner.
Boom.
Oh, it better be me.
Dude, how did Ramaarasa win again?
Dude, this is...
That Indian tail.
Oh, it's rigged.
Just like...
Did you tell them the Hindi thing?
Or are we keeping that close to the vest first?
Oh, I don't know about that.
Well, no,
because it only worked on one account. I don't know if it works Well, no, because it only worked on one account.
I don't know if it works on all accounts.
But if you find yourself being suspended, try and send Twitter an email with stuff written in Hindi language, and you might get a response back.
Just saying.
Hindi Sanskrit.
Hindi Sanskrit is the cheat code, essentially.
It's the official language of Twitter.com.
Apparently.
Don't know.
All right, here we go.
Last winner for $100.
Drum roll.
Lead 4B.
Cousin, are you in the space?
Let's see.
Cousin is not in the space unless he's an anonymous
listener i want to ask are oversized shorts from japan still in i don't know that's star killer
yes i'm wearing oversized shorts from japan like they go like past my knee a little bit
like i'm 56 and obese right but like is that cool? As long as they have
those ties at the pass-through.
They do. I got the tassels.
I got the tassels. They're black.
They have big cargo pockets.
Yeah, those are hard. I'm wearing my old white
blue balances.
Am I drippy?
I call it the grandpa riz,
but it works for some people.
Who's the last giveaway?
Alright, here we go.
Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun.
CS Love Trader.
Are you in the space?
Are you in the space, cousin?
Cousin is not in the space.
Wow, y'all are...
Why is everyone not wanting to show up for money
for show up for free money all right here we go we'll roll another one
all right uh crypto two two two two so many twos volta street uh is this cousin here
yeah yeah volta is here volta is yeah all right volta oh yeah volta is here d Volta is? Yeah. All right, Volta.
Oh, yeah, Volta is here.
DM me, cousin, or I'll DM you.
We will give you that $100 giveaway in USDC or Seoul.
So please feel free to DM me or I'll DM you.
Can I posit one thing, Faith?
Can I ask the winners to when the space is over to just a quote tweet that ended the thing and say, wow, these retardio spaces go fire.
Okay?
Don't mention the giveaway.
Just say these retardio spaces go fire.
Okay?
I like that.
I mean, you don't have to do it.
They must.
It'd be appreciated.
They must.
Yeah, you have to do it. Yeah, you have to do it.
It's compulsory.
It's compulsory. Okay, that's cool.
Alright then,
well, yeah. Well then, that probably
wraps up Rotardio's
Sacred Table Volume Uno.
It's one of many,
guys. It's one of many. Keep your notifications
on for fate, man. He's running
the shit back heavy.
I'm just stepping up in places
where people don't have anywhere
to step on or step
in. I don't know.
Whatever. Own it, pussy boy.
The boys are
back in town. Just pull
up or don't pull up.
The boys are
back in town.
Yannick,
rocks, and...
Guess who just got in today?
Little Johnny's feeling great.
Oh, it's all those vocals.
Yeah.
The boys are back in gowns.
The boys are back in town.
The boys are back in clowns.
The boys are back in clowns. The boys are back in clowns.
Who let this man cook?
Alright.
Does anyone else have anything else
I say before I wrap up the space?
Yeah, say it, bro.
Fucking great job on the spaces, brother.
Yeah, this shit was epic, man.
Epic.
I was a bit late today, but like I said,
anything you need, you let me know, and I'm fucking right here, brother.
We're back.
I want to see you golfing next time, bro.
You want to see me what?
Oh, you want to see me?
Golf, Nick.
Golf, Nick.
Golf, Nick.
Say less.
I'll start the golf streams.
I'll start going live.
Dude, retardio, SK golf streams would be goaded.
I'm going to start bringing the plushie out with me.
Yes.
I'm going to speak to American Golf and see if they can make me a driver coverhead of the Retardio head.
Listen, all you got to do is put little straps on the Retardio plushie.
Put on your back.
Enjoy your golfing day.
Yeah, that's really yeah yeah yeah no
talking i don't even hear anything i just want to see that beautiful swing man i've been hearing
that you got a fucking game like nobody else's man hey brother look i've been playing a lot of
golf the last fucking two months i've been uh afk so yeah we can definitely work that out and some
i don't know how do we feel about the fucking casino streams again are they bearish or
um i mean i thought you and booby were doing um what what happened there How do we feel about the fucking casino streams again? Are they bearish?
I mean, I thought you and Boobie were doing them.
What happened there?
It was kind of like, we were like 50-50.
It was kind of like, I don't know, it didn't really seem profitable.
I think maybe if we all hop on, because I'm going to start live streaming too,
here in like the next week and a half or so but maybe it's way more enjoyable too if it was like me you booby and whoever out like zol or
whoever else like anyone like genuinely anyone who wants to just hop on stage even like we can do it
like the spaces but just like on stream it's murad season all right my, my nigs? Real. We're on that list. We're the best on the list, okay?
Real.
Real.
Keep it up.
Love you, guys.
Love yous all.
Yeah, we wouldn't be doing this if we didn't love your smelly asses.
But, you know, the lotion has to be flavored or laced.
So I'm going to close it out with
one of the original
Retardio Cousins
banger. It's called Burger King
and you can find it on our YouTube.
So I'm going to close it out with
I was working at a
Burger King
And I bought a Retardio
Cousin
Nigga, I was making whoppers for a fat ass bitch
Before I minted retarded old cousins
All my cousins in the club
All my cousins catching tubs
All my cousins, I'm fun
All my cousins wanna fuck
All my cousins so bricked up
All my cousins buy no rugs All my cousins wanna fuck All my cousins so bricked up, all my cousins buy no rugs, all my cousins wanna fuck, all my cousins got the fuck, nigga, I was up, I'm livin' in a den, before I ate the Ricardio cousin, nigga, I was workin' at the drive-thru window, before I ate to retard your cousin.
I should have put a black burger king.
I can't stand it in my mouth.
I should have put a black burger king.
I'm taking a walk.
Nigga, I was working atoppers for a fat ass bitch
Before I minted
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