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STATE OF WEB3 🚨
Recorded: July 10, 2023 Duration: 1:37:50Space Recording
Full Transcription
I've been a
A-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S-K
I can put you in
A-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S-K
I can put you in
A-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S-K
I can see the whole city from this balcony
Back in 2019 I was outside freely
But now they got it out for me
I don't care what frat that you was in
You can't out for me, keep dreaming
Pineapple juice, I give a sweet
Sweet, sweet semen
I don't care what they like
So I just keep cheesin'
Hard drive, feelin' heat-seekin'
Tryna come to San Andreas Jack rethinkin'
You don't need Jeevon Shee, you need Jesus
Why do y'all sleep on me, how need your reasons?
Uh, I got plaques in the male peak season
Shout out to my UPS workers
Making sure I receive it
You can do it too, believe it
Throw up the sex in the
A-M-O-R-O-U-S-K
And I can put you in
I can put you in
Are you ready?
Yes I am
They say you a superstar now, damn, I guess I am
You might be the man, well that's unless I am
Okay, I'll confess I am
Go ahead and get undressed, I am
Okay, cool, you on sunset?
I am
I'm about to slide, okay
I'm outside, okay
This lifestyle don't got many downsides
Except for the lack of time
I get round my family
Making sure they never downsize
I got visions of my mom saying, wait, this house is mine
Ain't lie, I'm on Angus cloud nine
I got him on the bandwagon now, about time
I ain't even got no downtime
Every time I speak, she say, yeah, that sounds fine
I've been a
Throw up the
Sex in the
L-A-M
Uh-huh
O-R-O-U-S-K
And I can put you in
This class
Up in the sky
I can put you in
This class
Up in
Up in the
G-L-A-M
Throw up the
Sex in the
Uh-huh
O-R-O-U-S-K
And I can put you in
This class
Oh, another day
Another NFT
I haven't bought an NFT in quite some time
It's been, it's actually been a minute here
Since, uh, this mutant was the last one
And it's good to have it back in the hands
I don't give a fuck about Yuga, to be honest with you
I mean, I say that with all respect
I do care about Yuga
But do I care about the community?
Did I buy this for Bored Apes to be my friend?
Did I buy this for Mutant Apes to be my friend?
Absolutely not
Doesn't even work like that
Put out a mutant Monday this morning
They're gone
All the mutants are gone at this point in time
Don't even say it back at this point
But still
I think the
I think this
This mutant has a special place
In the heart of Bark Meta
Not even attached to the brand
Or the community or anything like that
Just get attached to the PFP
Absolutely down bad
It's got historical value
This mutant
It's been the abandoner
It's been the farmer
It's been
The cameraman
It's been the TikToker
This mutant has been through the fucking ringer
So this thing's been through battle
It's like a war general
With a scar across his eye
You can't give up on him
He's still there fighting on the field
Another day in NFTs
Another day in NFTs
Are we buying NFTs?
Are we selling NFTs?
I don't know
We got Fatzuki
Total Bull Market
Vibe Collection
Whoa!
Holy shit
A 3X
Why does nobody ever tell me
I'm so pissed
Why does nobody ever tell me about this shit?
I'm so pissed dude
I'm mad
Dude why are you mad?
You could've bought it in the last space
You could've bought it when it was .07
An hour ago
And you'd be up like
I'm not paying $150
For a fat
Blown up Azuki
Right now bro
I would've paid like
70 maybe
And then sold it for
But I'm okay right now
Thank you
There's a little
Derivatives
Derivatives of Azuki
Is going on
Right now
There's a little
There's a little
Arbitrage opportunity at the moment
It's got a .09 bid
.084 floor
I actually might sweep
I don't know
This is the tough part though
Right here
Cause that .01 floor
That's a mental
Fucking barrier
For a lot of people
So like
Is it gonna go above
Are they gonna just fold?
It's a good question
I don't
I don't see how this collection
Is actually moving at the moment
I really don't
Is there a catalyst
Or is this just people are
Are trying to dump
You know
Dump each other
Tay how'd you hear about Fat Zuki?
Simply existing in Web3
Literally
Simply existing
Okay
That seems like a red flag to me
You have whitelist obviously
Well no he's pissed he didn't have any
He's pissed that he didn't have any
But are you
Tay are you
Are you aware
Is there like a team
Or is there any sort of product
Or is this just another
Derivative type thing?
Another derivative type thing
So some
Azuki
Community members
Were kind of upset about that
About how
They don't know who's doing it
And they're using some of Azuki IP
And blah blah blah
You get used to it
Especially if a bull market comes
You better get used to that shit
Oh they're using all of Azuki IP
I mean it's literally
It's not like they're using some of it
It's one to one fat replicas
The art's actually kind of
For all
For lack of a better term
The art is
Actually well done
I don't know if you've seen it
It looks
Like Azuki's that have spent
A little bit too much time
On the couch
During the bear market
Playing roll bit
Slot machine spins
Just putting on a ton of weight
Telling people that they're dieting
And resistance training
But behind the
Behind the iPhone
A lot of different activity going on
But okay so
Fatzuki's
It seems to be the only thing
That's moving up at the moment
But from yesterday night
We've
It's tripled
It's 3x
We're at .09 at the moment
Seems to be
Like we're up
Yeah dude volume
A lot of good volume
337 Ethan volume
In the past 24 hours
Just to put that into perspective
That's more than beans
That's more than captains
That's more than potatoes
That's more than pudgy penguins
That's more than clone x
That's more than m'lades
That's more than on chain monkey
That's more than ether
That's more than me bits
More than heavy metal
More than killer bears
More than doodles
More than moon birds
We get it
We get it
Oh yeah
The whole
Everything is down
I understand
I just have to do one quick reminder today
So this team
This is the number
Yeah it's definitely
It's rivaling D gods in volume
Fatzuki
Holy shit
Okay that arbitrage opportunity is gone
There was
There was
Like $400
Just sitting on the table right there
And I just decided
It's not worth it
There's
Things are moving too fast
On this collection
You know what had a lot of volume recently too
Was those
Fucking board punks
You know what has no volume
You know what has no volume at all
What's that
I'm looking at uh
Retweets likes and comments
Oh that's not me
There's no volume
Yo y'all motherfuckers better step your game up
I'm sick of hearing books
I wouldn't even start
I'm sick of hearing books
Have to ask y'all motherfuckers
To like fucking retweet and shit
Like you should already know the deal
You come to this space every fucking day
I remember
Books' old space
He'd say can I get a like
Comment retweet
That shit would be
You couldn't even
You couldn't even comment
There was so much comment
You couldn't even comment
There were so many people commenting
I don't know what people have to say at this point in time books
Some all the comments are occurring over on threads
We already have
That's a fact
What's up
No you're right that's a fact
That's where they are
I could put out a post over there
Says we're not starting the twitter space
Until this thread gets
A hundred likes
And comments
And it would probably
To be honest with you
It would probably get it faster
It would probably go faster than this space
To be completely fair
To be fair
But the engagement on threads
Is all time high
I know a lot of people are complaining that
They're not getting engagement anymore
Well just try harder
You know there's complainers
And then there's people that just do it
You know
And there's people that create excuses
And then there's others that
That create improvements
So the threads engagement
Last night I said
Late night threads hit different
It's almost at 600 likes
Almost at 600 likes on that post
I think the best time to go on threads
Is when everybody gets off of their job
Because people on threads actually have jobs
See the thing about crypto twitter
Nobody has jobs
So they just
They're on it all day
It spreads super thin
Like butter on a piece of toast
People on threads actually have jobs
They go to work
And then they come home
So from 8pm until 2am demon hour
Holy shit
The engagement just rips
Post your dog
Post your cat
And just talk about the most basic level of intelligence ever
Wendy's versus McDonald's
That is
That's as deep IQ
Deep conversation as you can possibly get
You know it's funny
You wonder why people don't show up to crypto twitter
Then I go look at the average tweet
It's debating floor prices versus NFT ethics in a bear market
I think the average person wants to get off work and think about that shit
No they get off work
They want to be entertained
So threads seems sort of like the Netflix of
It's like Netflix of twitter
So if you can provide just really easy to consume content over there
Which guess what?
That's the bark specialty
Just every you know
If they're not a single post has more than 15 seconds of thought
And if you're doing more than 15 seconds of thought over there
It's actually probably going to make your post perform less
So that's where it's at
Now floor
Dude these fat zookies
I'm looking at the chart
Holy shit we're getting a couple point one sales now
Not so funny now
Not so funny
Books you're not playing fat zookie
You're not playing this at all
No I'm staying
What's the floor price on it right now?
Point oh nine
Wow it actually
It was like point oh four yesterday right?
It was point oh three
When I told Tay about it
You didn't lie
Okay no I told everyone about it
Point zero two five
Hold on Tay hold on
I'm actually going to take over right now
Because you're lying
On my name
You're lying on my name
Books I tried to help us out bro
Did I spend my money?
Should I have?
Probably
Bro I saw it yesterday
And laughed
Like people
People talked about it
You talked
Everyone talked about it
I saw it on OpenSea
And I just laughed
And guess what?
I should only be laughing at myself
In the previous space
When I told Tay about it
Again it was at point oh six point oh seven
So now it's at point oh nine
And these little gains don't sound
That it doesn't sound huge
But there's a ton of volume
And a ton of quantity
That's there's ten thousand
Oh man
And they have a five percent supply
Why can't we do anything like this?
Where's the
Well I don't know
It's just
Why can't these projects
I guess
You don't see these things
Operate very often
Or go very often
Or work
But this is a permissioned collection
Meaning that the royalties are enforced
And the royalties are enforced
At five percent
So they've done
Four hundred and eighty eight
Times ten percent
They've done twenty-five
ETH in volume in one day
Like that's how much the team has gotten
Just for creating Fatzuki
They've gotten a twenty-five ETH
In volume
So very very
Well done I guess for the team
Right?
And it sounds ridiculous
This just sounds like a derivative
That shouldn't have any attention
They're performing better than ETH
They're going up
Was this a
Was this a free mint day?
Fuck
I don't think so
I think it was very cheap
I think it was very cheap
You know what else I noticed?
Blurred just came out
With an announcement
About the azuki elementals
And the azuki elemental beans
Now you can lend
I'm not sure how that price action
Will look because of that
What do y'all think?
You can lend them?
I think the lending
Gives more opportunity
For people to
Oh here we go
I'm going to see if I can get a mint price
Lending gives more people
Opportunity to play
You know for a lot of
For majority of people
To buy a board 8
99% of people can't buy a board 8
But for 3 ETH
I can lend one
So you know
It has a decent amount of daily interest
But on something such as a mutant
I can get 0% interest
For I think 3 ETH down
Or like 2.5 ETH down
So you think about it
I could have put down
And when they were
When they went to 4.5
That down payment
Was much less
It was something in the one
It was like 1.3 I think
For 0% interest
So you could have put 1.3 at risk
And then they went from 4.5 ETH
All the way back up to 7
So 2.5 ETH profit
For a 1.5 ETH risk in 2 days
That was the opportunity
That was the opportunity
If you called the bottom
Of Mutant
And you only had 1.5 ETH to your name
You could have had a 2.5 ETH profit
In 2 days
2 days, 3 days
We can't hear you Web3
Are there any stats for the lending on Blur?
Like how many people are lending out
Or putting up money for NFTs?
I'm sure there is
But I haven't seen that go pop
Oh yeah there is
There is
So if you go to a page
And you go to loans
It can tell you
It can give you a breakdown
So if I go ahead and pull up
Mutant API Club
Because I think Mutants
Probably have some of the highest
Loan amounts
You can see the spread on loans
Most people are putting in loans
At the 5 range
Like that's where most of these loans are
So just
You know they're just like
Dipping under
There's a few
At the 3 range
There's like a pretty big concentration
Oh you can see interest
So most people are paying
Zero interest on their loans
Mark this just smells like 07, 08
And Tout said this shit 2 months ago
I'm expecting a huge crash from this
I don't think this is sustainable long term
Who said this?
Who said this?
Tout did?
Yeah Tout said this like 2 months ago
That like there's like the 07, 08 thing all over again
Just literally with NFTs
And people that can't see it
Are either addicted to gambling
And need a dopamine hit
Go drink coffee
Or they're
They just don't care
Nobody's addicted to gambling Andrew
Andrew you're talking about the housing market crash?
That's correct
It was all
It was the mortgage crisis all based off leverage
That's correct
Yeah
Over lending to people that can't afford to actually pay that
Yep you had
You had strippers
Nothing wrong with strippers
We're purchasing 4 or 5 houses on 0% leverage
0% lending
And you know quote unquote own the house on paper
Until they didn't anymore
Strip yeah I mean dude
Stripping can be a great job
It really can
You make a lot of money doing it
I'm looking at it here
So you can actually pull up the loan amounts
I hear what you're saying Andrew
But I'm not going to be able to stop it
I mean I'm not
Never
I'm not selling this mutant
All the DeFi Apes are waiting until they hit 1 ETH
Machi sends them to 1 ETH
And then those are all going
I'm looking at this now
And then that's it
Those are all the NFTs
I was thinking about picking up a Clonex
But holy shit
The floor on those things
Looks like the return section of Build-A-Bear
Just a bunch of weird shit
So I'm here now
So some people got some great loans
This person has a zero
Zero interest loan at
On a mutant for point nine
That's crazy
For point nine
Zero percent interest
Mutant
And then some more
Like the one
One point one
One point two
One point three
So these people caught them
This is when they dropped
So I'm assuming that's when this
This loan went in
When it dropped to
Whatever four point five
They were just
The loans were just completely tanking
So there's a decent amount of loans here
We can see
If we go to all loans
There's a decent amount of loans being taken out
When you can kind of
You can see when
When these loans are about to expire as well
Wow there's a lot of loans
There's 272 loans on the mutants at the moment
So there's no way this could all come crashing
And burning down
That's never happened in the history of time
What's up Julie?
Oh hey
I just had a question
Does anybody have a platform
That they would recommend
If I was going to start drawing NFTs myself?
Threads
Stop
You're too funny
I don't want to download it
No you're bugging
You better get on there
For it's too late
Whatever
It's not a surfing
What do you mean platform?
Platform to share your artwork?
Just to draw it
Like
Do you think that just like a regular generic
Like whatever it is
That I have on my laptop
Because like I have a touch screen
And I got to get a nice pencil for it
Because I lost mine
Let me ask the artist on the stage
Yo Tay
You draw a lot don't you?
Julie
Julie
I got your answer Julie
Everyone
Hey shut the fuck up web
Seriously
I'm here to handle it
Shut up
For a second listen
Julie I'm going to answer your question politely
Use Adobe Illustrator
You aren't polite to me though
Hey okay
Oh my god you guys
Don't be arguing
Because I swear to god
Alright
Apparently everyone's an artist now
Everybody draws on tablets now
And that's
Yeah
Apparently everyone's an expert
In drawing artwork
Here's my recommendation
I would not draw NFTs
I would go get a job at Chick-fil-A
And wait
I would just go wait
Or what I would do
If I were you
Yeah I would just pretend that you never heard this conversation
And just save yourself the time
Just save yourself the time
Don't get that pen
Don't order the pen for your tablet
Just throw in the towel right now
Don't waste it
No sunk cost fallacy
No you can definitely make
It doesn't
The art doesn't matter
At all
If you don't believe me
She has such a straight forward question
Give her a fucking straight forward answer
Use Adobe Illustrator
And Adobe Photoshop
Okay
They have Adobe Cloud
Thank you
They have Adobe Cloud
You can get it
50 dollars a month
If you're actually using it
It's worth it
You get every single Adobe product
And they have a ton of like tutorials
You can go get Julie
And they'll game you up
If you go spend four hours
Watching tutorials on Adobe
You'll be a gangster at this
But I mean
I'm hard R with the streets
But when I get on the fucking tablet
It's a wrap
That's what I'm saying
I got an IRL in New York
Yeah so the tablet just takes practice
Like the
That's what I care
The interfaces are a little different
So you gotta actually like I said
Watch
Watch the tutorials
And figure out
And kind of practice
And it'll get easy
It'll get easier
There's like a learning curve
To the iPad for sure
Yeah
Well it's not an iPad
It's an actual laptop
Sorry to cut you off
I'm kind of like the same energy
Yeah you can also take a crayon
And just scribble
And you can have the number
Oh I do it
I'm already there you guys
Didn't Gary Vee do that
It worked out pretty well no?
Yeah Gary Vee
Look at that
Gary Vee
ZK Shark
That's too much
The worst art you've ever seen
And the best performer
Gary Vee made $200 million
Using Sharpies and printer paper
Bro somebody texted me the other day
And told me that I'll never make it in life
And that my art looks like a fucking kid did it
I was like that's the best
Even better
Even better
The better the art
I mean look at
The better the art
The worse that your project is going to perform
That's kind of where I'm at
Okay hold on
Yo Bark you shouldn't try to speak
At the same speed as some of your speakers
What do you think of this one?
Keep your own pace
Don't worry we all keep up
We're all web three
Nah you're moving hella quick right now
Thanks
And I'm from the same
I'm from the same state
So I'm just saying
Well
You're on
You on
High level right now
I have alpha
But look Julie
If you don't use Adobe
I'll be you know
People will be mad at you
When you throw work from other programs
Because it sucks
Oh because of
No no
Because it sucks to work with something that sucks
Right like
If you use a shitty program
And you send
Like let's say
A developer
Somebody that's trying to help you with the website
You send them tools
You want to get animations done
It's always going to be easier using Adobe
Their setup
The animations is where I'm at
Yeah so just
I mean just use the right tools
And then like your process with other people
Is going to be easier too
Because you can actually operate with them
Like one of the biggest pet peeves
Okay for real
Is when somebody sends
Like art from Procreate
JPEG
Like to try to animate
Because it's like
It's a whole different game at that point
I got to interoperate them
With the program
It's harder
So yeah
I understand you
I understand you guys
That's why I stick with Web3
You know
I don't know much about crypto
And I'm starting to learn more everyday
And I'm humbled by you guys' presence
Like barks and
Bark and books
I don't know what it is
That I follow you guys for
But I'm just going to give you all
Like a big shout out
Like anybody that's in crypto
Because
You guys are
One to be fucked with
And I'm heavy with
Fucking with you guys
Like I'll say in the comments
This is not a flower shop though
That's right
Take notes
You better take all the notes
Get an AI assistant
Alright
Holy shit
You get all the New Yorkers up on stage
And just
No wonder nobody wants to be in New York
Jersey's closed
Jesus
Books don't even leave his apartment anymore
Unless he's going to pick up some Dunkaroos from the grocery store
All New Yorkers do is just fight over rent
Like they're fighting over programs to draw art in
If you thought NFT art was important
Go look at the top collections
Go look at ZK Shark
Go look at Gary V
Gary V made 200 million dollars and said
Fuck it
And completely dipped
Okay
ZK Shark
Said fuck it
And completely
Well he didn't dip
But launched a 200 piece collection
The most important thing I think you could do before even making artwork
Is to build
Is to actually build something that people care about
You don't even need a product
The network had no product for nine months
Nothing
No product
It was a free emoji
That was the only product
The network had no product
And it's the strongest community on crypto Twitter
That's just a fact Jack
And when I look at all these other people just try to launch
I joined a space the other day
I was just interested
I went to a late night space
I was interested to see if people were still launching products
It was like a shill and grill space
I went in there
I was like okay I didn't know people were still actually launching projects at this time
I went to a shill grill space late night
There was like 200 people in there somehow
And nothing had changed
People were launching products with no community
They said we can't wait to build a community after we do our launch
And I'm thinking all these people have it so backwards
Like it's so so so so backwards
And for the bull market though
That's how all these projects operated
You didn't have time to build a community in the bull market
You just didn't
If you were trying to launch a product
You just didn't have time to build a community
So these projects would come forward
They would put together a 10k PFP
They would build up all this hype
Sell the metaverse
They would be selling some sort of metaverse
And then they would launch
And then and then they would just
The community would form itself
Right?
The community would form itself
And then leave
They would just leave
I saw a tweet today
That somebody said
The most important thing you could do
It actually kind of pissed me off
I'm gonna go ahead and pin it to the top
You can let me know if you agree to this
Let me find it real quick
Here we go
Nobody cares
I don't know how this tweet got so much engagement
A lot of people just sort of agreeing with this individual
But let's stay here
Okay they said
Do you want to build a cult-like community?
Give back to your holders
Make them rich
And they will support you to the end
I did not agree with this tweet at all
Now the thing is
Is you make your holders rich
Instant entitlement
Right?
Like instant fucking entitlement
Look
What projects made their holders rich?
Moonbirds
Board 8
Doodles
Clone X
They made a ton of people rich
Right off the get-go
And then what happened?
When the money went away
So did the community
So I don't agree with the
I don't agree with this kind of statement
I really don't
I look at these types of
These types of statements
I don't think
I don't even know who this person is
NFT doctor
Do they have a project?
Co-founder of Power Grinders
Never heard of their project
900 followers
Okay so that's
That's exactly where we're at
At this point
Not everybody's losing
My friend in the audience
Yummy Crypto
She had purchased a mutant
For the low
And I believe she's up on her investment right now
What are you talking
Who?
Yummy Crypto?
No sorry
It's a yummy cry potato
I don't know
You have books
But if you buy one NFT
You don't really don't get
Uh did uh
Bark did uh
Did I
Was I talking to Zali by any chance?
Do you know?
Oh alright
I gotcha
Bark
Well I don't see Zali
Cry potato
It's not in his name
Oh he left
Damn yo
What a soft ass
Little bitch
Yo god damn
Damn I've never seen nothing like that before
Holy shmuch
Next thing you know he's gonna buy a D-God and cry over there and shit
God damn
He's gonna flip that question mark upside down
What a D-God thing to do dude
He's gonna flip that shit upside down
You guys don't know everybody's emotional state when they start off their day though
Like maybe
Emotional
I could be going through it right now
You just wanna think
You don't know what I've been through today
Everyone tags Zali tell him books was just joking
Come back
Nah fuck that
Nah nah nah nah
If you do it I will give away twenty bucks
Live on one of these spaces in the next six months
How much?
Twenty doll hairs
Twenty doll hairs
I'm sold
Money
One dollar bills
That's like one box of cookies from 7-Eleven
I'm absolutely sold
It might come out of your back pocket though Andrew
So be careful
That's fine too
Watch out, watch out
Here she comes
Here comes
Kiss squared
There she is
Oh man
You think people are going through a hard time right now?
Books?
You think people are struggling?
Emotionally?
It's the summer
Motherfuckers is trying to spend that money
They're trying to go to Vegas
They're trying to go to the Bahamas
They're trying to go to E-Rope
They're trying to elope
They're trying to get that chicken by any means necessary
I've seen a lot of mental health breaks on the timeline
You know, your founders can no longer handle the pressure of not doing anything
And they need to go do nothing somewhere else
But just not on Twitter
That's the one thing man
These mental health breaks
You're not allowed to question them
You're not allowed to question mental health break
Dude, mental health will like get you out of a murder these days
Why don't we turn it into mental wealth?
Where we talk to each other on how to increase our net worth
You buy my course, I buy your course
And then we sell them both of our courses
Okay
We call it mental wealth
Can I watch the course for free before you sell it?
In fact, we don't even need the TH at the end
We could just swap the TH for an F
It'll be mental wealth
Or mental health
We get Mike Tyson to sponsor it
Books, you seem to be pretty successful in your life
You seem to have done a couple things
At least you have a cool cat and a car
So that's better than most people have ever achieved
Those are usually what people strive for in their life
Or the cat was one of my biggest success stories
So we had just finished closing a deal
For 300 million dollars
My commission was out of that 300 million
My commission was 285 million
And as I was receiving the funds
A cat comes out of nowhere
And this cat was
One unique cat
This cat could talk
It spoke several languages
Once I heard that
I said I've got to have this cat
How much would you
You know, want for it?
The person said
Well, it's just a stray
So I proceeded to offer that person
The 290 billion dollars
That I had just made off of the deal
He said he didn't want the money
To take the cat
And just save a cat's life
He was an animal activist
He was active?
Yeah
He was active
I still ended up losing
The money
And here I am today in Web3
Looking to be the future Ryan Carson
And I'll make that money back
Hey Book
Books, you think Web3 is like the new motorcycle for us?
Can we ask Zali to come back
Zali to come back and grow thicker skin?
I don't want to hear from Zali
I'm sorry but I'd like to hear from Zali
Whatever Books, you can answer my question
Be polite
So, do you think the Web3 is like the new motorcycle for people our age?
Like this is our midlife crisis?
Is this the deal or what?
No, you cannot sit on or ride me
I'm sorry
I didn't realize everyone
You know how people buy motorcycles and fix their life, Mark?
That's, you know, people like me, Zali and Books
You know, and David
This is our motorcycle
We're going to ride it into the sunset
I'm more interested in motorboating than motorcycling
You ever motorboat?
You go...
Have you ever motorboated, sir?
Serious question here
I motorboat every summer
All right
Only in the summer?
Yeah, I don't have time for titties in the winter
I'm working too hard
It's kind of in the winter
So they don't want nothing to do with them
Get out of here
Like dookie, baby
You know what's funny, bro?
Whenever you speak Arabic on Spaces
All the schemers in Web3
DM you and say
You're Arab? Oh my God
Literally, every scammer in Web3
Comes out of the fucking woodwork
And then you're like
I knew you were fucking Arab
What's that supposed to mean?
Oh, you rugged me eight times
That's what it means
Even Andrew Tate poses as an Arab
Because he's trying to rug everybody
Fucking crazy
He's switched
Ethnicities like four times
That's the way to go now
It's like books
He's got a color palette whenever he needs it
Whatever's gonna get him the biggest
Exactly
And the shoes to match
The biggest
Whatever's gonna get him the biggest discount
At Starbucks
Just like Alex
You know, Alex runs into this
The smallest
All of a sudden he's a veteran
You know, he just
Every time it's convenient
He's all of a sudden just a
All of a sudden he's
He's served the country
No, I mean
I respect
I respect what he's done
Do you respect Saul?
Do I respect Saul?
Yeah
Is he still up here?
What if Saul was a salamander?
He doesn't respect the mute button
I will say that
You can't help it
If he said 10% of the stuff that he said
I would be like, wow
But I don't even know
Did he run off?
Did he run off too?
Yep, he hurt his feelings
What the fuck is going on today?
All fuckers and their feelings
He was the one trying to talk about
You never know what someone's going through emotionally
Right? That was him?
Nah, that was me fucking around
Sorry
I'm in an emotional state everyday so
Emotional
In the heat of pleasure
Yo, books
When you go to the bodega though
And they're Arabic
Do you try to pull an Alex
And just start speaking some Arabic
So you can get a deal or what?
Nah, bro
You get ripped off more
Yo, it's crazy how
Like I didn't even know that you speak Arabic
And then you just be
Catching motherfuckers on the timeline
And I don't even
I don't hear no kind of accent sometimes
And you're like
I can speak to this motherfucking Arabic
It's wild as fuck
Fat Zookies are selling for 0.1
0.12
Some of these are going pretty high
God damn it
But it doesn't even
I don't even think of an NFT win
It's like not even worth the risk at this point
The risk is so high on these NFTs
To even trade them
Take these loans
We've been basically trading sideways
Like for something to go up
At this point in time
Is nothing short of a miracle
And of course
It's not
Ether
It's not these amazing projects
Like these supposedly amazing projects
It's Fat Zookie
It's so stupid
Just so fucking stupid
This project should not be doing what it's doing
But it happens to be doing
Doing pretty damn well
A ton of volume
A ton of volume
Everything else just seems to be pretty steady at the moment
I don't know how
I don't know where we go from here in NFTs
I don't know if JPEGs are it anymore
I just don't
I really don't know
I think Web3 Communities is definitely there
Threads is proving that
But it's not even necessarily talking about web
It's not even talking about NFTs
You know the NFT
NFTs are not performing on threads anymore
So when people went over to threads
There was this big sort of burst of engagement
It was very easy to grow
It was very easy to gain followers
All your posts were getting likes
Because the NFT bros went over there
And were trying it out
First day, first two days, novelty
It's like a new toy
It's like super cool to have, super fun
And then you get tired of it
So a lot of those people quit
So the
The accounts that only focused on Web3
Over there are now just down in the gutter
You know, you post pictures of
NFTs, you talk about crypto
You talk about NFTs
It's gonna really, I think it's actually gonna hurt
Like you're not getting any engagement for it
So there's a whole new crowd of people over there
And I think a lot of NFT folks have tried to adapt
And they just can't, they can't do it
And they, instead of adapting
They're calling threads stupid now
That's where they've gone
They've just called it stupid
Instead of adapting to the new algorithm
So, I look for a few people to win
I know Books has been having some success
He's still trying to figure it out
One post at a time
King Ant is having some nice success
David has had some success over there
Rue is having some success
Just copying and pasting his fingers
I didn't really, I didn't really start trying hard yet
Like I'm not like fully sold
I don't know, I don't know how to explain it man
Yeah, no I understand
I understand
I might not be fully sold as well
But what's the alternative?
That's kind of where I'm at, Books
You are just good at what you do, bro
When it comes to the social media shit
You're goaded, for real
You know, my best, my best thread today
If you're sexy and you know it
Write a thread
Those ones work, dude
Like, yeah, I mean
I just copy bark, you know
Copy pasta, but use
But change the words up a little bit
And shit still
You know, it's funny
I've seen some actual maximum capitulation
Some accounts over there were doing nothing
But complaining about the bark account
Even screenshotting the bark account
Complaining about the post
And then today, I saw that same account
Write a tweet that says
Who's active right now?
With a red question mark
This person was on the dick riding space
The truth about space
This person has taken shots at these accounts
And we've reached maximum capitulation
Who's active with a red question mark
I was about to screenshot it
And say, wow, holy shit
I can't believe that someone on the Bored Ape
Community Council is now
Someone on the Bored Ape Community Council
Is now a network member
Congratulations to our newest member of the network
Oh, I could be talking about anybody
There's seven people on that council
No, I'm actually getting in on that
Books, would you join
The Yuga Community Council
For $5,000 a month?
Not for $15,000
Okay, what about $17,000?
$17,000 and I would do nothing
Until they kick me off
Okay
How much money would it take
For you to do something on the council?
What if?
$150,000 a month
A month?
Okay, that's pretty fair
I mean, yeah, they've got that in the war chest
Really? You wouldn't want to
You wouldn't want to serve on the community council?
Do they pay those people?
How much?
Undisclosed
I think it's $5,000 a month
I don't know if it's undisclosed
You sure?
What? That they're getting paid?
That it's undisclosed?
Well, it was undisclosed
Here's all I know
When that community council came out
This was right after
Machi had gifted
The mutant to Alex
So Alex had the mutant
He had it for three days
And then the community council came out
So, of course
Us being the leaders of the Yuga community
Were saying that we needed to be a part of said council
So we started being vocal about it
And what ended up happening was
There was no vote
There was no public decision
They just said that we're creating a community council
We're going to be announcing people that are joining
There was no vote
They didn't even ask the Yuga community
Who they thought would be good representatives
Of the Yuga community
Which is in very typical Yuga fashion
Right? Just say we're going to do something
So they came out
They did all these different things
And then we started asking questions
Like are they getting paid
All these different things
And one of them confirmed
That they were getting paid
But they weren't allowed to say the amount
Why do you think that they wouldn't be allowed
To say the amount that they're getting paid?
That sounds very ether-esque to me
Very competitive
So if they're getting paid a competitive amount
To be on the Yuga community council
Assuming
What does competitive even mean?
The other council is getting $20,000 a month
To debate on a space with 12 people in it
So $20,000 a month to host a Twitter space
With 12 people in it
Okay, so that's where that is at
So if they're hosting a competitive salary
For the community council
Your mind can only wonder what they're getting
Your mind can only wonder
And no matter what they're getting
I don't know anything that the community council has done
I've been asking plenty of questions
With some of the members
You know the one of the most recent members who joined the network
They're posting who's active right now
Red question mark
Our newest community member of the network
I'm trying to ask some questions to them and see
What we could do but books are telling me you wouldn't want to serve
Okay, I'm just going to go ahead and put your name in anyways
You're going to have to
Sometimes books you don't want to serve
But sometimes you have to stand up and defend your country
You have to defend your nation
You have to fight
You know, it's a call
You can call it a call to duty
Or a call of duty
It's your call of duty
You know, sometimes you got to stand up and do what's right
For the good of your nation
Well right now with threads and Twitter
It's modern warfare
Well, look, you can consider this a black ops mission
And we're just going to go in when it's dark
And strike in the wee hour of the night
If you don't do this book, it's going to be world at war
And we're not going to have any options left
Well, I've got my counter strike
Well, let's go on the global offensive and strike while the iron's hot
Are you rocking your halo?
Let me go ask Tom Clancy
Let me go ask Tom Clancy
Well, that might be your, that might be your final fantasy
Well, all I know is we got Rainbow Six on those teeth right there
I've seen six teeth, we got Rainbow Six
So it's time, it's time to go right now
Look, I'm looking to super smash this books
I'm looking to super smash this with my bros
I only do it with the bros
I'm only going in if the bros are in as well
Cool
I gotta admit, I do have a need for speed, dude
Well, it's time for Mortal Kombat
So get your pads on
Let's get on this community council
And in 3, 2, 1, let's fight
I mean, I recommend you get ready if you're going to fight this street fighter
Let's get on the battlefield
1, 2, 3, 4, and 5
Let's just join the battlefield
Why don't we get in the water and get on the battlefield?
Okay, agreed
We strike at Fortnite
The way I build and climb up things in Fortnite
You might call me Spider-Man 4
Yo, you can't do any 90s books
Dude, that was a great exchange, by the way
That was fucking hilarious
Well, we don't strike from the air
We strike from the mine
We can minecraft and figure out how we can strike them from below
They'll never see it coming
They'll never see it coming
I'm so good at mining those blocks, you might as well call me Roblox
Let's roll without the blocks
Oh yeah, you mean the other side?
I'll see you on the other side
I'll see you on the other side
All you motherfuckers talking about summer vacation
I just turned myself into a Playstation
Would you jump in an arena and Xbox me?
For a prize fund?
$25,000 a month
Okay, so that's probably what they're getting paid for this Yuga Council, to be honest with you
I've never seen the...
Have you ever seen the Yuga Community Council do anything for the Yuga community?
I have not
I'm not joking
This isn't a joke
I'm trying to collect data here
You're talking about the council?
The Yuga...
I'm not talking the...
I'm not talking the ApeCoinDAO Council
Did you know that there was a Yuga Community Council?
Yeah, I knew
They actually sent me a few mutants and a few apes to give away in a space one day
I'm just holding them until I'm ready to give them away, but I might keep them
I don't know, I'm kind of playing the same card as somebody that you may have heard of before
Where they're given, you know, things and they hold them and decide whether or not they want to sell them
I currently have one listed for, I think it's like a thousand ETH or something like that
Okay, so that's something that they've done
They gave Web3 a couple of mutants and Bored Apes
So I actually DM'd one of the Yuga Community Council members and I said, hey, what have you guys done?
Like I'm just curious because I've never seen anything from you
And he or she, they, responded with a message
They said, we meet almost every single week and get on a call
Money well spent
Yo, what makes me sick though is like when you complain about it, you get like ostracized from the community
That's what really makes me sick about it
Like you cannot disagree with them or you're the fucking, the anti-Christ, bro
Yeah
Yeah
I mean, I don't disagree with them getting paid
I think that with all the hard work that they've done, they're meeting almost every, they're meeting almost, almost every week books
That's pretty much once a week that they're having a meeting
Let me see, hold on, let me see what else they said because they did, they did mention one more thing
Let's see here
Okay
Let's see
Okay, here we go
Okay, I said, I said, yo, King
He said, yo, what's up, brother?
I said, what's up with the Basie Community Council?
Are you guys active?
He says, 100%
We work hard in the background
Almost weekly calls
So, that is where the community council, that's where it was left off
Almost, so it wasn't even weekly calls, it was almost, almost weekly calls
Things come up, David, things come up
Yo, if your council isn't working hard in the background, you're definitely not gonna fucking make it
I'm gonna tell you that right now
You should not see anything that they're working on
It should all be mystery
You know, they should be able to miss a meeting or two
You know, no sick time needed
It's okay, they still get their pay
Like, it's fine
I'm curious, Bark
You run a business
How many calls a week do you, or a month, do you think you do with your team?
Oh, man
Dude, if I'm not on spaces, I'm on a call with some MF-er
That's how it is
So, almost minutely
Almost minutely, David
I know you do a lot of calls as well
I mean, but if they're, but they should
To be honest though, there shouldn't even be
I don't even think there should be calls
I think everything, pretty much everything should be done public
I mean, it's a community, it's a community fucking council
I mean, how, how, why is anything be
Why are you working hard in the background?
That's what, that's the biggest, why is it in the background?
It doesn't, anytime someone says
That they're working hard in the background
You can, you can completely believe that Netflix is on a TV within their vicinity
They're working hard in the background
They might, they might have an Xbox controller in their hands at that moment
I don't believe working hard in the background
I can't see the impact of the work that you're doing
And I can't see, yeah, that's it
Like, if, if your work is not being shown publicly
If it's not measurable, or you can't see it
And it's not, I don't believe you're really working hard
Think doctors are working hard in the background on their page?
No, no
You think Wendy's works hard in the background?
No, the result, the result is in the fucking everything that they do
So, if you're not doing anything
Or it appears as if you're not doing anything publicly
But you say that you're working hard in the background
That just tells me everything that I need to know
That means you're, nothing is getting done
So, almost weekly call for the Yuga Council
Undisclosed payment, we don't understand
But if it's, if it's industry competitive
You can just assume, you can just assume
That that ApeCoin, ApeCoin treasury is just getting completely sucked out
There's just another hole in the boat
20,000 a month for the ApeCoin
20,000, or for the ApeCoin Dow
More money going into the Community Council
So, I don't know, I mean, I think that if there was an opportunity
To perhaps serve on this board
I think books, I think you could do a lot of good for it
You're the anti-thesis, books
But I think the, the new generation
You know how, dude, there's a reason that
Bugs, you know, shed their skin
And snakes shed their shit
They grow in with a new one, they change
They become, they just, they evolve over time
Like, they grow
And I think that's honestly
And not that every conversation needs to be about Yuga
But holy shit, they're still the biggest in the space
And they're, what they do really matters
Tell it to my heart
Tell me I'm the only one
Is this really love or just a game?
You know, that song is definitely showing your...
Let's settle down there, Massachusetts
Massachusetts
We always said that
I always said that
Yuga should be constantly updating their IFPS
Or IPFS servers
And just doing blackouts of people's NFT
Honestly
What do you think about that, books?
Like, imagine hypothetically one day we made an NFT, okay?
Imagine
And then
Somebody like Tmos picks ones up
You think we should be able to turn his off?
That would be amazing, but nah, bro
That's the opposite of decentralized
Can we make it so that we can just turn his off
But everything else is decentralized?
Or just strip every rarity so it's just like a floor?
Fucking albino ape
Real talk
What do you guys think about the meme lands build an NFT?
To customize your PFP?
You think that's a hit?
Or does that...
That's what I'm saying, dude
That's what I'm saying, books
Yo, no joke, that's pretty fire
I don't know though, because some people don't know how to fucking match their fucking shoes to their fucking shirt or their hat
So, is it really gonna be fire?
Like, in the area I live, everyone knows me as like, instead of Build-A-Bear, it's like Build-A-Baddy
They know that like, when you date books, you know, books will build them, books will make them
Tummy tucks and ass shots and flying bitches to Jamaica
So, the shit is crazy out here, but if I could do it IRL, I'm pretty sure I could do it with NFTs
Yo, is your girl, like, right next to you when you say that shit? Are you saying that loud enough so she hears it?
Bro, I'm probably the only person, she's not here now, but
I'm probably the only person in this entire space with the balls to say any of this stuff in front of us
I do all the time, too
Hey, you text me, my wife's next to me, you better stop, books
Cut it out before I expose your ass, bro
You better cut it out, books my wife is next to me, bro
How dare you bring that out, bro
Yo, you're such a dick
You're such a fucking dick, I love you
Yo, my wife's right next to me, she just called everyone a loser
Tell her we're not losers
Tell her we're not losers
Yo, I don't know what space I was on, yo
Yo, yo, I don't know what space I was on back in the day
This is the one like, I first started in like, Web 3
And like, talking on Twitter spaces, and like, girls next to me
And I just, I fucked with her, like, I made fun of her or something
And she goes, you're making fun of me in front of all these ugly ass catfish bitches that you don't even like
And everyone in this space heard it, and they didn't even know what to say, yo
No one said anything, they didn't know what to say
Folks, I did the same thing, bro
I got slapped
To who, Rue?
To who?
My girlfriend, Bart
By Tay
Your blow up doll slapped you, Rue? That's fucking true
What'd you say, Rue?
I was like, um, because Tay was roasting me because I wasn't spending time with her
And I was just like, man, it's whatever dude, she's just there
And then, oh shit, that got into a whole argument
I mean
You literally got into a whole argument with the blow up doll Rue
Like, how did that play out?
Web 3, bro, stop speaking about your existence, dude
Like, we all know your baby mama is not really, we all know
What, she's not really what, my baby mama?
Yeah, she is, shit
You know, it's hard to, it's hard to deny that
My kids, they look exactly like me, unfortunately for them
You got a baby with her and he's married to us
I got two, I got two kids with her
But yeah, nah, no marriage there
18 years, no marriage
That's how you hold it down
You're married to the network
Absolutely
She's spending so much time on fucking threads and Twitter
And we're not together, so she can't say shit
So I get to just fucking sleep in the same bed
And fucking Twitter my fucking life away
And thread my life away
She can be as mad as she wants
Because, you know, at the end of the day
She's my baby mom, we're not together
Even though we live in the same house
Which is just difficult
Are you just using us to get back to your baby mama?
Yeah, a little bit, a little bit
But no, I love you guys
And I was here before, before all that
So, you know, this is just a little bit of the icing on the cake
You know what I mean?
What do you do?
Are you allowed to keep an AirPod in when you work Web3?
Is that how you're on here all the time?
Oh, fuck no
Yeah, I can do that, Bart
This is me at work, walking down
I work in a call center, mind you
For a cable company
You know what's cool about having a baby mama?
What's that?
It's proof in Web3 that you're not a virgin
Absolutely, yo
I know how to put it in there
But anyways, that's not what we're talking about
We're talking about how I'm on Spaces all day
So, hopefully
But Bakfai would be the first person
Bakfai would be the first person
To collect the feed from his baby mama
Like, he would
Bakfai would successfully
Bakfai would successfully
Take a girl to court, collect child support and alimony
100%
Are we sure he's not currently doing it?
You see some of those
You see what he's tagged in on Instagram?
We cannot confirm
That's not what he's doing at the moment
Yeah, but so, Bart, to answer your question
I just walked down the aisles at my work
And I don't have earpods
Cause I lost them
So yeah, I hear fucks and shits
And like, I gotta constantly turn down my fucking microphone
So customers don't hear
But I'm fortunate enough
Where I don't have that headset attached to my ear
I just have a group of, you know, 10 or 12 individuals at work
On my team that I help to support
To help our customers
And at the end of the day, you know, I get to just
Thread and tweet and space my life away
I'm fortunate
Thank God
I'm gonna tag Saul and tell him to come back in his face
Saul!
Saul and Zali
Saul and Zali
They went into the group chat
That Bakfai created to try to cause division in the network community
And I'm sick and tired of books taking shots at me
Me too, he'd never say that to me in person
And then Bakfai, Bakfai shows up
Bakfai shows up to see what's going on
Bakfai, how you doing, my bro?
I'm just fucking with you, man
How's everything been?
I'm doing good, bro
I miss you, my guy
I miss you too, actually, book
You coming to Vegas with us?
When?
When we go
If it's by October, I can come
It's gonna be before October
There's gonna be the F1
It's gonna be around like 30 grand per ticket
If you're interested in coming
Prior to that
We'll be going sometime in August
Yeah, it's F1
F1, bro
Like I went to the paddock club in Dubai last year
It was like 32,000
And that's not including, you know, flights and stuff
That was first class
That was like another 25 grand
For the round trip there
But if you do want to come with us
You can, dude, if you're interested
We're going in August
There is, there is
A limit, though
You know, if you want to come
You need to bring your own bag
Minimum 30k
Let me see here
All network holders
We're invited
Except...
Is there 30 grand?
Is there a plus one with that 30 grand?
Can I bring like a girl with me?
Oh, you could, you could definitely bring a girl
The thing is
Girls get screened
So do men
So we'll go to lunch
Yeah, you get screened
It's called lunch
We go to lunch
And if you're out there drooling on yourself
You got vomit stains on your shirt
You got sweaty armpits that smell like onions
You're going to be left behind
Now I know George Bush started that
No child left behind thing
Back in the early 2000s
That doesn't really count in this situation
You will be left behind
You got blocked by word
That it was going to be a body scan
When you said screening
He was like, what? A screen?
In person, I've got a really, really good story for you guys
Where we went through that exact situation
That's why I keep bringing it up
It was bad guys
Like it was so bad that I ran and jumped into the water
Yeah
Exactly
Yo, Bark, why are you so stingy, Bark?
What are you talking about?
I invited you to come up on my stage
And you declined my co-host, bro
You declined my speaker invite
I just don't understand
I was just listening to the content
I know
I was just a listener
Dude, I just want to listen for once, Bokfi
I know
I wanted one of the unpaid marketeers to come up
And, you know, give some feedback
I want a lot of things as well
There's a ton of things that I want
I don't get everything that I want, Bokfi
And for once
Yo, for once, Bokfi
I wanted to kick my feet up
I wanted to say, Bokfi is hosting a space
Let's hear what it's about
Kick my feet up
And what do I hear?
Yo, we can't trust these guys
At a certain point
Just more, just trying to separate
Break off the tribe
That's all it really was
I'm not walking
I'm not walking every follower off of the cliff
You're trying to social engineer people in this place
I'm not about to walk a bunch of people off of cliffs
into the Bokfi Canyon
Saying, yo, are we going to stand for this?
Are we going to stand for these guys doing nothing?
You know, at a certain point
At a certain point
It goes from being funny
To something else
I see exactly
I'm a professional Bokfi
This is what we do
I understand exactly what's going on
You're just trying to bring
You're just trying to rally
Trying to break it off
You're grabbing Steven
You're grabbing people that are over wages
Everybody that you possibly can
That'll join the tribe
You're sharpening your spears
You're like Scar from the Lion King
Just waiting for me
To be hanging on to the edge
Waiting on for me to be at the edge of that Grand Canyon
Yo, let's hold on
They really made Scar and the Lion King
Look like a crackhead lion
Like, how do you successfully
Create a New York City bum fucking lion?
Like, he was homeless
He was fucking panhandling
By the way, Web3's biggest utility that I've noticed
Is panhandling
Like, you could successfully get on Twitter Spaces
Get on the timeline and panhandle
And it's like the new fucking version
Of being a bum on the side of the road in Manhattan
And tell me I'm wrong
No, you're absolutely right
And, you know, that's the magic of Disney
You can look at all kinds of wild shows
It's also the magic of crypto Twitter
And being out here begging
Like a beggar
But, you know, what's funny is
Bakfi, you absolutely were looking for some social capital
Trying to get Bark on your stage
You got one of the
Goddamn number one threader
On fucking threads
And you're trying to put him as your goddamn co-host
You think that's gonna fly, bro?
What?
What are you talking about?
Yeah, I know what you're trying to do
You're trying to socially engineer Black onto your stage
So you can socially engineer the rest of the people on crypto Twitter
It's like every time I come up here
You guys treat me like a hostile witness
I'm not a hostile witness, dude
Don't be hostile
Bakfi, you always want to play the victim card
You know, some people
There's a full deck of cards
And you always somehow pull out the victim card
Like a rigged online casino
I just saw exactly what was going on
There was a cliff jumping event
Into the canyon of Bakfi
And I saw exactly what's going on
You were trying to rally
You know, you had your scar
You're trying to take over the kingdom, dude
It's fine
At least everyone is aware
I'm not mad
I just know exactly where you are
I just know exactly where you stand
I just know exactly what's going on
I just know exactly what's going on
You tell me the word, dude
I'll shut down the whole game, bro
I'll stop building on this shit
I just know exactly what is happening
That's the difference
I'm not...
I think...
Bakfi, I think you need to behave, dude
I feel like you've misbehaved for a very long time
And it has led to the demise of the Bak
I'm misbehaving?
Yeah, you absolutely are
I don't know if you know
But...
I'm really a Bak
My last name is Alan Bak
So...
As far as you being Bakfi
I feel like I could sue you for taking my last name first and foremost
Second of all, I think you're an extremely rude individual
You're on here consistently trying to social engineer
The question mark community
For whatever you're preparing to sell them
In the near
Or not so foreseen future
I think you need to settle down
You talk over me every time
And I've absolutely had it
So...
Stop, Fi
And relax, Fi
Your way out of this space, Fi
You know what else he holds over us, though?
Is this fucking game
And this fucking transitional fucking plane
He's like, Bakfi is like one of them dudes
That comes across some money
He takes his friends to dinner
Pays a seven, eight hundred dollar dinner bill
And then they have some kind of falling out three months later
And he tells his friend, I put food in your mouth
And the friend's like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Well, remember I took you to dinner that day
We went to Outback Steakhouse
And...
You...
Didn't pay, I paid
So...
Technically I put food in your mouth
I even took care of the tip
Bakfi, you cannot rub shit in people's faces like that
It's rude
Books, you're that type of guy
You're putting that shit on me
Bark, you've met me in person
Bark, you've met me in person
Am I that type of guy?
Books, in real life
Every day it's his birthday
And I'm happy to take care of him in real life
I'm the furthest from that, Bakfi
We had a great time
What is the problem that you guys have?
You guys think that the community...
Is this like a commodity that you guys have?
I come on Twitter, here's why I come on Twitter
I don't come on Twitter
I come on Twitter for everybody to tell me all my problems
That's why I come in
Thankfully, that's why we bring Bakfi up
That's why we bring Saul up
That's why we bring Zali up
Because no one else in my life is doing that
So, please tell me Bakfi, all the problems that I have
Let me get a pen
It's my opinion, Bark
My complete opinion
Awful opinion
Okay, and I'm entitled to that
Awful opinion, Books
Books, Bark
You know, it seems like you guys have a problem with me building on the network
Okay, hold on, wait, wait, slow down, slow down
Fuck Opiniones
Yo Quiero La Fama Miliones
Building
Cool, huh?
He definitely closed
Books, please
Where are you Bakfi, where are you in India?
I'm in Kolkata right now
Kolkata
Kolkata
Ente Kolkata
Ente Kolkata
Yo, you know, I told you, right?
Bakfi Kolkata in Arabic means eat shit
Yeah, I know, I remember
How funny is that, yo?
It's so...
It's kinda fucked up, yo
Nah, yo, all languages, yo, have like similar words
But they mean different shit, especially Middle East, India
And South America
Like I feel like
Spanish
Is either
Old Arabic
Or Arabic is Old Spanish
Like something is up with Spanish and Arabs
They gotta be able to look similar
It's Latin, they look similar, sound similar
It really is, yo
But being able to speak an ancient language
Is one of the coolest fucking things, yo
Yeah, I'm jealous of that
Do you speak any other languages, Bakfi?
He speaks three languages
What languages?
I speak French and then, you know, I have my own like
Parlez-vous français?
Parlez-vous français, Bux
Do you speak actual French?
Or like, your culture French?
My culture French, Bux, you know this
Yo, are you Haitian?
Bux knows exactly what I am
He's done research on me
Which is dope, I like what you are, you know that?
Like, that's a dope ass culture
Like, really dope culture
Great warrior blood, yo
Yo, so you're one of them Africans that was colonized by the French?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right Bakfi?
The right Bakfi?
Yeah, yeah, that's what happened dude
Yo, I'm
Yeah, where I'm from was colonized by the French too, bro
I mean, my real, real culture
Was genocided
Like, yo, we were wiped off the face of the fucking earth
I know how I feel, you know
Like, my culture, there's only 25,000 of us in America
And there's like a community
Like how we have a community in NFTs
We got a community, community center, all that shit
Like, I went to Sunday school
With the...
With that community and all that shit
Growing up
Anytime there's a wedding
Go ahead, Andrew
Oh, thanks, man
I can't rag on you now, sorry
Andrew, let's take him back to Africa
Yeah, but you were so polite, man
I couldn't do it
He is not polite
Don't let him fucking socially engineer you
Fuck that guy
I'm the most polite
And look, you can rag on me, dude
You could be with me right now, Bakpi
Eating sushi and blue cheese
But instead you're sitting in
With your grandma in the back of a Suzuki
No, I'm here and then you're eating curry
Bugs
You're a salty ass sea hag
Two-headed galactopus, bro
Bugs
You can attack me, dude
How do you not know what that is, bro?
I don't know what it is
Simon Rex, bro
You brought it up the other day
Oh, that was Saul?
You gotta look up Simon Rex's rant
It's fucking hilarious
Yo, look it up and play it bark, please
What is it called?
Simon Rex rant
I feel like Bakpi is on like a 90 day fiancé trip right now in India
Oh, yo, yo, yo, 100%
Very possible
Very, very possible
Yeah, yo, you're laughing too
Like it's funny, you know I'm fucking right
It's so possible, fam
It is so possible
No, I'm not, that's not what I'm here for, bro
I can picture you doing that
I can picture you on 90 day fiancé
You know, like, I've had like two or three offers from some Indian girls
I think they just might come to the US
Yup, yup, yup, yup
Take that offer, bro, you might find Latika
Why you laughing?
Honestly, yo, arranged marriages, Bakfi, they've lasted for centuries
And some of those marriages actually last longer than traditional
Bakfi, do you know Latika?
Ooh, Latika
Yeah, like, that's like an Indian name
Uh-uh
Female name, Prashantika
No, no, the Latika
The man with the Colt 35 says shut up!
Is that from a Bollywood movie?
Maybe, maybe not
You know me, I don't answer questions
Yeah, I pin up at the top
Like, I don't know if you guys see at the top
Dude, India is to overtake the US as the world's second largest economy by 2075
I'll be dead, brother
Nah, no chance
I'll be dead, brother
I believe the next millionaires millionaires
Yo, here's what it is
Yes, yes, yes
That I believe
But like, dude, you can't
Where the majority of the country is starving
You really can't compare, yo
Dude, that may have been true like 20 years ago, dude
Sam, it's true, bro
It is true, bro
Yeah, there's those slums here, of course, dude
But just like there's slums in fucking San Francisco, dude
Nah, nah, those slums hit different, though
They got mounds of garbage, and they're like bathing and shit
And like, nah, Bokfai, come on now
Have you ever seen the fucking web theory?
Have you witnessed it, bro?
Or are you just like, talking about like
No, I know, I know, no, Rue
The Western culture that you got brainwashed
Rue, I don't just speak on shit I don't know about, right?
So I do understand about
No, but I know about India's poverty, right?
Yeah, I mean, we all know India's poverty
Okay, okay, but do you know how many people are in India?
And how much, how much environmental damage has been done to that country by those people?
Do you?
I do
They're bathing in water
As a holy ritual
That is fucking, you know, covered in feces and fucking bacteria and all kinds of shit
Because they don't have clean water in that country, in all parts of that country
Some parts of the country have no electricity fans
Yeah
It's fucked up, bro
So you can't really, even like, whenever a country says
A country says that they beat the United States economy or whatever, man
You look deeper into it, it's some bullshit
It's like when an NFT project flips board apes
Yeah, they flip them for eight hours and then it's over
It's the same shit when it comes to America, bro
I'm not saying I'm like this pro-America
But dude, I happen to know what real life is like being in a hundred other third world countries in my life
Nah, bro, when the majority of your country is starving, you ain't beating shit
My dad really opened my eyes up to that
This stat didn't come from India's government
Alright, I'm gonna explain, ready, bro?
Like, I was like, Dad, man, I'm worried about Putin and Russia
He's like, what do you mean you're worried about Putin and Russia?
I was like, I'm worried, man, they're gonna attack America
You know, their army might be as strong as ours, if not stronger
My dad was like, you're out of your fucking mind, yo
When the majority of someone's country is starving
Like, you think they're gonna go eat for that man?
No, the majority of the fucking military is starving, bro
Like, he don't take care of it
Like, his soldiers ain't getting paid good money
American soldiers do get paid decent money
Like, it's like, tough to compare
And, right when this Ukraine war starts
What do we see?
Every fucking airplane and its mother
Leaving Russia, bro
Everyone running off to different countries
And it, like, proved my father's point
So I started fucking understanding when he said that
Wait, to Web3
Do you know the percentage of people in poverty in the US?
Web3?
Absolutely, there's poverty all over my city
Like, I can see homeless people
No, no, I don't need to see it in the US
Because I know it's a problem
Because I see it in my own city, bro
I'm trying to tell you I know about poverty in the US
But homelessness in the United States is a little bit different
Because it's a lot of people with mental
Or drug addiction issues that could be corrected
Or helped or fixed through more community action
So it's a little bit different than not having clean water
It's a little bit different than not having clean water
Than not having actual facilities to live a fucking life
Bro, even the poverty, okay, okay, okay
Let's go to the most poverty areas in America, right?
Right?
The poverty in America, bro
Motherfuckers is getting welfare section 8
That's as much as a doctor makes in these other countries, dude
No, see, see books, you're taking it completely wrong
Dude, the living cost here in India is not even comparable
To the living cost in America
So that also has a lot to do with the economy, fam
That has a lot to do with the economy
I hate where Republicans have that talking point
Or even the poor people in here
Bro, who said I'm a Republican?
Now you're generalizing, you're prejudging
Oh my God
Oh my God
You are absolutely
You are a fascist
You are a fascist
I am calling
It's a Republican talking point
That people in the U.S.
Even if you're poor as fuck
I'm calling the police, bro
You are a fascist
Okay, bye, bye, bye, bye
I gotta stop you there, bro
Chill
Yo, even if you're poor as fuck in America
You still have way more opportunity
I feel so offended by you, bye, bye
Living in the woods
I didn't call you a Republican book
I'm saying it's a Republican talking point, right?
Oh, no, he just offended my gender
Yo, it's a fucking human talking point
It's about
Don't have shit to do with goddamn politics
It's about humanity, bye, bye
Yeah, and you guys are coming in here
Saying that places in India don't have internet
And fucking running water
No, no, I said they don't have
There are places in India that don't have clean running water
They're still shitting in holes out there, bro
Yo, Bakwai, they're still shitting in holes out there, bro
So that's not a clean bathroom
Well, the shitting in holes thing, bro
That's like, I mean, that's like a Middle Eastern thing
Nah, they definitely are
I was gonna say, Web3 don't like
Some states don't have clean water in the United States, bro
No, I'm deadass
Bakwai, are people still shitting in holes in India?
The places in America that have lead in their fucking fights, bro
Nah, nah, Bakwai
Bakwai, Bakwai, Bakwai, Bakwai
Did you have to crouch down
And shit in a hole
And then wash it down with a hose
And splash your ass with a hose?
Be honest
No, they have a bidet here
Not once, not once
There are some places, thank you
Now house, right?
You have to, you know
Just a fucking hole in shaggy poop
And you see the maggots in the poop and all that shit
Thank you
But dude, that's not the point I'm trying to make
The point I'm trying to make is that
As an entrepreneur, I'm here in India
Because I see there's a huge opportunity
In the next like 10 years
If you set something up here
You're gonna hit it big
And all I'm saying is like
Yes, maybe like 4 or 5 years ago, 10 years ago
That was the case in India
But I'm telling you, things have modernized
Like, like literally every single day that I'm out here
There's somebody
What are you looking to set up?
I think I've told you books
So you're out there looking to finesse pretty much
No, no, no, dude
I'm creating a decentralized storage network
With the box thing
And you told me that
Yeah
He's trying to
Yeah, he's setting up a call center to scam people
Oh my fucking god
He just said it, he just said it, yes
No, bro
Was this a USA Valdez?
Bro, shut the fuck up, dude
Oh my god
Bachfire, I'm on the phone with the FBI, bro
You keep interrupting me
Yeah, uh
He's dead, bro
I know his name, I just can't say that in the spelling sense
Bach
F-E-E
But he tries to go under Bach
But it's really by
Real name Bach
Last name C
F-E-E
A-U-S-A
Donald
A-U-S-A Valdez
Call number
Five
Let me find out
We're in the fucking book of power right now
Like this is beyond like web three right now
Angela
Angela Valdez
Oh, she's bad
My name books
Tommy
Patrick
Egan
Thank you
Books one
Books you want to be like a Tommy, bro
You don't have that shit in you, bro
I'm more of a ghost, fam
You're out of your fucking mind
I don't have it in me
You better do some research, fam
Better do a little bit of research
And yo, Tommy's a fucking G2 Bach Fy
You couldn't even fucking walk in that man's fucking flip flops
The problem is that my son, Tariq, aka Bach Fy
would do some fuck shit to kill me or something like that, so
Books is a bully
You're a dick
Well, Books, if you are a ghost and I am Tariq, you better watch out
Because you know how you end, Books
I take your ass out
Every single time
You better settle, you better chill, Bach
Before I call FBI again
Who's that?
You know who Kanan is? Kanan?
Kanan, bro, you're like
You know who you are, Leb3
In the whole power series
I don't know if you watch Tommy's in Boston
Yeah, yeah
In Chicago, I mean
You're the guy that pulls up
When Tommy pulls up
You're the guy trying to collect the parking key
Yeah, right, you're bugging
Please tell me you know what I'm talking about
And he gets out the car and gets washed
Oh, you wish
Please tell me you know what I'm talking about
I absolutely know what you're talking about
He gets out the car and gets washed by Tommy
Because he's like
No, he's like, yo, you can't park here
And he's like, oh yeah, I can't park here
It's the front of the bar, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
You're not that cool, bro
Oh, that guy's cool as hell
You're just talking about Vic
The fucking Irish gangster son
No, I'm not talking about Vic
Oh, that is Vic, you're right, you're right
You're the one by the grandma's house
Motherfucker even looks like you
Uh, no
But that's fine, I don't know
You know I love you, Leb3
I'm just fucking with you
You have a sense of humor
You don't storm off the stage
Running into the group chats
Crying
You know, network might be a scam
Every time I try to give a shitty take on that stage
Books is a dick
No, I'm actually so happy that I came up and spoke
Like, if anybody's in listener
And is thinking about coming up and speaking
Like, when you're ready, come up and speak
And chop it up
And just don't be a bit
And that's, like, you're good
That's all I can say
Or you could be that way
But, you know, just expect to get
Ate up by multiple people
Because there's, like, layers
Of getting eaten up, too
Like, depending on who's on the stage at the time
Like, it could be, it could be bad for you
So, if you don't want to get dunked on
You know, stay on the bench
Yeah, books, I think the only, only problem that I have with India
Is just the way they treat, like, Muslim people here
That's about it
Yo, they treat Muslim people fucked up everywhere in the world, though
So, like...
Nah, there's, like, there's a fucking huge, like, Hindu
They do it in China, too
They do it everywhere, bro
They do it everywhere
America
And no one talked about it on the news
It's so fucked up, bro
It ain't even funny, Sam
Like, one thing that was weird for me, dude
When you applied for your visa, they asked you what religion you were
I was like, what the fuck?
You know?
I was like, dude, what the hell
Like, that's such a weird...
Did you get sick the first week you ate there?
I get sick every time I get to, uh...
Anytime I got to Syria, I got sick because the water's dirty
There's, like, bacteria in it that we're not used to
And you get, you know, the worst stomach virus for, like, two days
The Hershey squirts and all that
Not fun
Why India, Bakfai?
They can't track you there or something like that?
No, the government can't...
No, opportunity to finesse out there, you didn't hear him?
Well, I just wanted to hear him say it
No, I don't know what I said
I had to get a clean recording of him saying it
India is to overtake the US as a world...
Okay, 2075, 50 years, how old are you right now?
Goldman Sachs says...
You know what he did, right?
He found a wife that has a little brother
Hold on, Bakfai
Your wife has a little brother that's dope at computer science
And their dad's got a little bit of bread
And he's willing to pay you to marry her
And have him, the little brother, work for you
And the dad's gonna, like, just support the whole situation
With the endowment, right?
That's what that's called, an endowment?
A dowry? Is that what you mean?
A dowry!
There you go, there you go
Yeah, dowries are illegal now in India
You can't...
Oh, yeah, right
Yo, that's right up your alley, that's a fee
That's a Bakfee right there
No, they're illegal
He likes dowries
Yo, you know where I would go, Bakfai?
Where the World Cup was
Saudi Arabia, Qatar
Somewhere in the Gulf
Where Dubai is
It's like the richest per capita
But not Dubai
They're like second or third richest per capita
Qatar, I think, dude
It's pretty nice over there, right?
100%
Man, start learning Arabic
Head over there, bro
You're gonna make a lot of money
For at least 10 years
Yeah, but I feel like the growth there
Dude, like
I feel like the growth potential here in India
Is way higher than any other country right now
So, Bakfai, just don't be building any stadiums
Or anything like that
Work indoors with AC
You should be alright
I told you I'm building tech and software
Dude, I literally have a whole team here
Like, it's...
Yo, the brother...
Yo, there's like twin brothers or something
They got a whole family of fucking computer scientists
I love it
Yo, I built an office
I can't be mad at that hustle, Bakfai
Like, I know you
You see an opportunity and you pounce on it
Like, I can imagine
Like, you're probably like arranging like your kids'
Kids' marriages at this point
You're ready to go
Bakfai saw a Craigslist ad
For a one-way flight to India
He went
He got his suit on
He DM'd
He messaged him back
And now, he has a wife
And an entire team of coders
Who just also happened to be her little brothers
And it was all a part of it
It was all kind of included in a one-stop-shop deal
So, and...
And when the government says, Bakfai
This seems a little bit strange
He says, growth opportunities
Growth opportunities
And then he...
And then...
And they say, well, I'm still not convinced
And then he...
And then he prints out the tweet from Watcher.guru
That says that India is going to be the second largest economy in the world
When none of us will be alive
And they let him off the hook
And that's why he went to India
And I'm...
And yeah, I mean...
And I support his decision
100%
Support his decision
Do you know who Adani is?
Ever heard of that name?
Say it again
Adani?
Adani?
Adani
Adani, he's an Indian businessman
I know Adani
He's somewhere in the community
He's got the O, the orange zero in his...
No, not Adani
I know, like, two Donnies
Adani
The reason I like this guy's story, bro
This guy, born in the slums
Talking about racks to riches story
Like you would never believe, bro
You know, like...
This guy's building most of India right now
The industrial part
The natural resources
The renewable energy
Almost everywhere, you know?
But you know what?
You know what the other half of the country likes to call him?
That he's a scammer
Because he's Indian
Dude, the xenophobia in the world
In the world, dude
It's just...
It's fucking...
It's insane, bro
You know, so like...
Bark, you may want to, like, make fun of it, dude
But I'm telling you
You know, you went to Thailand
And Taiwan
Or wherever, dude
But I'm telling you
India
100%, bro
Some of the most talented minds I've ever fucking met
Not just in Web3
Talk about computer science
Cryptography, dude
Like, it's fucking crazy here
So I...
Dude, you guys make fun of me, dude
I'm telling you
Here's the...
I don't need to move to India
To work with people from India
I've worked with plenty of people from India
That I...
And I didn't have to go over there
I didn't have to marry anybody
I didn't have to hire her little brothers
I've been...
So you...
Wait, wait a minute
So you're gonna tell me
About somebody that moved to another country
And gave up, like, their...
Their fucking relationships
And met, like, another girl
What the fuck are we talking about?
What the fuck are we talking about?
All you're doing right there
All you're doing right there, Bakfai
Is just believing one story and not another
And I seem to work for Bakfai
And dump his girlfriend for, like, an Asian girl
Yo, Bakfai
That's incorrect
And weren't you asking Bakfai for a plus one for Vegas?
So that just...
That just pulled your card right there
Like, that shows you are out there
What you're...
I'm not single, dude
Yeah, exactly
I know what you're doing, Bakfai
It's cool, like, I'm fine with it
Yo, is she into Kamasutra?
So that shows that he's a whole...
He's a whole MF-er, right?
Or Bark?
Or me?
I don't think Bark is a whole MF-er at all, dude
I think Bark saw the opportunity in another country
And he took it
So I don't know why Bark is coming out
Yo, and did...
Yo, Bakfai
Did you, like, break it down and was like
Oh, shit, I see what Bark did
Like, I should try that shit myself
But in India
The tingles
Yo, we're on to something
Because he ain't even coming off the fucking mic
Yo, Bakfai
I love...
I love how you like to copy pasta
Your favorite influencers
And try to act like you don't
But that's dope
I fucking rock with that
Go ahead and fucking...
Yo, Bark knows what you do
No, dude, I do not
Nah, nah, nah, nah
You peeped game
Yo, you peeped game
You peeped game
You're like, oh damn, Bark
I was actually doing it
I was actually doing it
Yo, you seen...
You seen the sunglasses?
You seen the mountain behind him?
You seen the reflections?
You're like, oh, fuck
I could do that, too
Should I start a kick streaming platform, dude?
Tell me I'm wrong
No, no, Bakfai
You know you can't do a kick stream
Because we'll eat you up
So you're like, oh
Minus kick stream
Minus kick stream
Look, all I'm gonna say
All I'm gonna say is
There's a whole truth thread
If you want the truth
And I didn't write the truth thread
Somebody else wrote it
So it's obviously the truth
If you're very interested
It's still published on some articles
On the internet
And also in Spanish
There's a Spanish version of it as well
In NFT, like Nuzica
Something along those lines
So, plenty of ways
To consume that information
If you do so
Choose to wish to consume it
But who else knows the truth
About you better than
Crypto Twitter?
That's where, you know
If you wanna kinda tell everyone
Your life story
Just keep your mouth shut
Get someone else to do it
Who has a bias
And direct motive
And then have them do it
On Crypto Twitter
And have it be bigger
Than the biggest
Bored Ape Yacht Club space
Of the year
It told me a lot about Twitter
Those types of events
It kinda told me
Where everyone stood as well
That was probably
The most beneficial event
That's ever occurred
In my life
It showed me
More about the people
Around me
Than I could've even hoped for
Not just online
But IRL as well
It does take
Going through
Something like that
To really realize
Where people stand
So ultimately
Looking back at it
I'm very fortunate
That that whole event
Transpired
Because it taught me a lot
Not only about myself
But around those
Around everybody
So it's clear as day
Those types of events
That you know
If you've never been
Through them before
Well you know
It's a very strange thing
To go through
Because we live in a time
Where it's sort of
Like it's never really
Happened before
On that level
I think it's very
It was a very
Transformative experience
And now I'm
Now I'm extremely blessed
To know you know
Who stood with me
Through that whole thing
And now I know
I've had much deeper levels
Of trust with some people
And then other people
You know I know exactly
Where they stand like Bakfi
So that's very simple
It's very useful
I was not
I was not part of that shit dude
I've been retweeting
Right up on stage
You know clapping
Hundred emojis
I just know exactly
Where Bakfi stands
I'm literally referencing
The things that you said
About that whole entire thing dude
You're the one that talked about it
In response to it
That's what I'm referencing
So I'm not referencing to
To whatever
And by the way
By the way
I do support
I do support going to other countries
I do support going to other countries
I've never been to India
But I do think that India
Probably got some cool places there
Taiwan yo
Taiwan
For all the shit that
You know
People give Taiwan
And the national media
For all the things that like
CNN says
You know you turn on the TV
And you look at Taiwan
You would think that there's
Like bomber jets
Going over the big cities
And shit like that
You go to Taiwan
It looks better
No joke
Than almost any U.S. city
Right now
That's a fact
There's no crack heads
Rolling around the street
There's no fucking drugs
Being sold on the corners
There's no
Guys in hoodies
Waiting to beat your ass
And steal your iPhone
It's almost
Doesn't even feel real
Taiwan doesn't even feel real
I love
I love Taiwan
And I love the time
That we had there
And Thailand as well
Thailand's a little bit different
Thailand's a little bit more
Thailand
The difference between Taiwan
And Thailand
Taiwan is like buttoned up
Shirt all the way
Tie suit
Everything
Thailand is
You're only wearing
You're only wearing
Like enough clothes
To cover your privates
And that's it
And also all the lady boys
Don't forget to talk about that Bart
No Bart
Let's talk about the fact that
You don't forget to talk about that
You didn't forget to talk about that
I forgot to talk about that
Because I went to Thailand
For other reasons
But whatever
Whatever floats here
Nah Bart
Whatever floats your boat
I mean you felt the need
To come off mute and say it
You're the one that felt
The need to come off mute
There are also a lot of
Transsexual
Transsexual men
Those people in India too
They are also there
What?
And you saw those dollar fifties
I'm very offended by what
Bok Fai just said
Bok Fai just disrespected
The whole country of Thailand
I am extremely offended
As a native of that country
It's a known thing dude
There's like literally apps
For this shit
In Thailand
It is illegal
The team didn't know a lot about it Bok Fai
So I'll let you go ahead and educate
Maybe on your own private space later
You seem to be an expert in this category
I simply went there for the nature
The cheap
The great affordable food
The great affordable housing
The beautiful beaches
Everything like that
Thailand
Yeah I will say one thing
If you want to visit a place
In the world
Where absolutely nobody gives a fuck
And that's not an exaggeration
I mean quite literally
Nobody in Thailand
Gives a fuck about anything
That's the
I've never been in a place
You know in the United States
People give a fuck about
Just about everything
And the people that claim
That they don't give a fuck
Give the most fucks
That's it
But in Thailand
Nobody cares what you're doing
Like at all
You could be dry heaving
On the side of the street
And people will just
Leave you alone
You could be
Doing back flips
Off of a palm tree
And nobody gives a fuck
There's some dude
Smoking a cigar
You know with the biggest beer belly
You've ever seen in your life
Under a palm tree
And he worked hard to get to that
He worked hard for that moment
So Thailand
I highly recommend
To go and visit
If you're looking to turn off
Just turn off that like mode
I don't know
It's sort of like a no fucks given
And I think the culture there
Is really
It's inspiring too
It's also inspiring to be
In that kind of place
But Taiwan is fucking sweet
You're telling me
You went to Thailand
And you didn't go to like
The red light district
You didn't like interact
With any of the locals there
Yo Brockify
What's that got to do with Thailand bro
Like you're trying to take it
To a whole another twisted level
Because you brought up
The whole situation before
About certain individuals
In that country
How many people in this room
Have been punched in the nuts
Due to Thailand?
All I know
All I know
Is growing up
In high school
I would get asked the question
What's the capital of Thailand?
And when you don't answer that question
Your friend proceeds to
Tapping your nuts very hard
With their fist
And they say
Bangkok
And ouch
And that's it
They do that
They actually do that
When you land
And you get off the plane
That's the first question
They ask you
They do it
At the security checkpoint
At customs
Man the worst thing
At customs
Is when that dog
Comes by my bags
I shoot a brick
Every time
Every time
I watch them
From the corner of my eye
Slowly approaching
I go the other way
Sometimes I go the other way
There's another dog
So I go to the bathroom
Take a piss
Sniff whatever I got left
Yeah I feel like
Books would be
That guy in the news
Like he goes to Russia
But he has like some residue
Of like fucking
Some trace amount of drugs
And now it's like
A whole international incident
Speaking of drugs
Box flight
Yo I heard that
You might be addicted
To something particular
It's called
Slamming your dick in the door
Is that something
You're addicted to?
What?
Where did you hear that from?
Yo we were talking
About it yesterday
You know addiction came up
You know in conversation
Who cares about
You know all that
A lot of people have problems
There's a lot of addiction
Going on in the country
There's a lot of fucked up shit
Right people die
Yeah I'm worried about Alex dude
He seems like he's developing
A gambling addiction
Hey to each his own
That's why I'm asking you
Like do you like
To slam your dick in the door?
I don't
Is that like a euphemism
Or something?
Yo like your
Or do you mean literally
Like I take out my dick
Yeah you might take out
Your junk and just like
Bam!
Every like couple hours
Like are you addicted to that?
Because you come up here
And get fucking ate on
And get fucking ran through
Like you're putting your
I told you
And you're letting
Every one of us
On the speaker panel
Just slam it
Bam!
Whenever I want to
I can just shut the door
Have you ever watched Roots?
Blackfire?
Who are you talking to bro?
Of course I know
I've read the book
Don't come at me with the movie
Don't come at me with the movie
Because I read the book
So that's much better than the movie
I'm like
I read the book when I was like
I read the book for my first time
When I was like 11
They wanted to change his name
They keep beating him
They keep whipping him dude
They're torturing this guy
So are you
Are you comparing your junk
To Kunta Kente right now?
I'm comparing my
Percocity
How does Andrew's taste say that shit?
Viscosity?
Percificacity
Read your dictionary
I know books
Books knows this shit
Well how does
Veroscocity
Percocity
Whatever
Percificacity
My unmatched
Percificacity
My unmatched
Percificacity
Mixed with sheer
Indefatigability
Makes me a feared opponent
In any human endeavor
Yeah
So Web2
That's me basically dude
I'm feared in every
Sort of like
Opponent
Endeavor
Or whatever you wanna
You know say about it
But dude
I'm not gonna falter dude
You can slam my dick
All you want Web3
You know
I know you like doing that
I fucking knew it
I knew you
You're such a dick slapper
Multiple people
Said the slam in the dick
In the door
Two separate occasions
They're not even in the same
They don't even swim
In the same circles
I've heard that multiple times too
And that's fine
Like if
You can do whatever you want
That's kinda where I'm at
In this life
You know
It doesn't matter
What you wanna do
As long as you're not
Bothering anybody else
Or hurting anybody else
Literally do whatever you want
You had no idea
What was existing
Before the moment
That you were born
And we have no idea
What will happen after
We just are simply
On this planet
At this moment in time
The only thing that we can confirm
Right now
Is happening
We're living in the present
And anything before or after
We have no idea
If it's real or not
So make yourself happy
Move to India
Find a woman
Hire her brothers
To write a dice game for you
And just live your life
At it's fullest
Well you think that's what I did
With the dice game?
Hold on
What you did then?
This dice game
I took a
